NARRATOR: Previously on "Love Island USA"...
***
* Take me down into your paradise *
-Whoo! -Whoo!
NARRATOR: ...five girls made their entrance.
[both scream]
Welcome to "Love Island"!
* Kiss one another, die for each other *
NARRATOR: ...followed by five boys.
***
-Oh, my goodness. -[gasps]
-I mean, God bless America. -[laughs]
-NARRATOR: They coupled up... -ZETA: To day one in the villa
and having the most amazing summer.
NARRATOR: ...but there was a surprise in store.
* 'Cause I'm your body type *
-[cellphone chimes] -Is that a text?
"Hi, boys. Sorry we're late.
We'd like to invite two of you out on a date."
* You and I, we're cool for the summer *
-Hold up. -Oh! New girls!
Wait. What the fuck?!
[dramatic music plays]
NARRATOR: Tonight...
DEB: [voice echoing] I literally was thinking
what my worst nightmare was, and I was, like, two girls.
VALERIE: "Valerie and Mady, tonight you will each couple up
with a boy of your choice."
ZETA: Recoupling changes everything.
VALERIE: When it comes to, like, physical attraction,
you're the type that I go for.
The boy that I would like to couple up with...
...that I would like to couple up with...
-...is... -...is...
[dramatic music playing]
[theme song playing]
***
NARRATOR: When we left you, Felipe and Jesse
had each snuck away with their new lady. Naughty.
That, folks, is poetry.
-I got a little announcement. -Oh.
-What? -So Felipe and, uh, Jesse
actually, you know... -Snuck out.
They went. They snuck out.
-Wait. Where did they go? -No, wait.
They're on dates right now.
-[gasps] -Wait, what?!
-They left? -You're joking.
-They snuck out. -But what would Jesse--
-You're lying! -[chuckles] All right.
-Wait, what?! -Ap--You know, apparently,
this was just brought to our attention.
Wait, what the fuck?!
This was just brought to our attention, you know?
Why didn't you yell anything? We--We--
-You know, I wanted to kinda... -They snuck out--
-Yo, look. -[all speaking at once]
Watch this, 'cause you got-- you gotta put
the medicine in with the applesauce.
I'm sorry, but a date at this hour
sounds like a booty call.
DI NAPOLI: * It kinda makes me feel like *
* Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm *
* Summer sun, on the run *
I'm Mady, and I'm here to find the love of my life.
I can't wait to get into the villa
because I love to kiss.
So watch out, boys.
* Makes me feel *
* Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm *
I'm Valerie. I'm from Costa Rica.
I have no filter. I do what I want. I say what I wanna say,
and I'm honestly not worried what people think about me.
If I like somebody in the villa and they're coupled up,
it's not stopping me.
We're all there for the same reasons,
so I'm gonna do what I do and just go for it.
* Finally something that makes me feel like *
* Mmm-mmm *
Hello, hello.
-Hello. -Hi!
-Hey. -Huh?
-Wow, you guys look amazing. -I'm Mady.
-Hey. -Felipe. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you. -Valerie. Nice to meet you.
-Valerie? -Thank you. You look handsome.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You guys look great.
-Nice to meet you, too. -I'm Mady.
-Hey. Valerie. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-My name's Jesse. -Jesse? Nice to meet you.
-Yeah, Jesse. You look amazing. -You look very nice.
Thank you. You guys look amazing.
-How you doing? You good? -We're good, we're good, yeah.
-How are y'all feeling? -Wow.
-You look good. -This looks nice.
-Some snacks. -[laughter]
-Cheers. -Cheers.
-Yeah. -To our first night
in the villa.
First night to the villa, yes, yes.
So what made you guys go on this date with us?
JESSE: Yeah.
Did you guys not like your couples?
-[laughter] -I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
-I mean, we just got here. -Mm-hmm, yeah.
-I'm talking about myself. -You're just open to everything.
Mm-hmm. Still getting to know everybody.
You girls are looking so good, we are like...
-Thank you. -Aw, thank you.
-Have to go... -We tried a little, you know?
No, you don't have to try. You look good.
-So, yeah. -Thank you.
You guys look good as well, for sure.
Thank you.
I actually got some, uh, you know, photographics.
-Oh, my God. -Oh, shit.
-They're really cute. -Yes!
-They're fierce. -Another blonde.
-Oh, no! -Another blonde?!
Fuck!
Of course they're gorgeous. Of course she's blonde.
Had a fun run being the only blonde for a little bit.
She just looks like her extensions are in
better than mine. -[laughter]
So how are y'all feeling tonight?
I'm feeling really good.
-Yeah. -You have an accent.
American.
[laughter]
-I'm Brazilian, so, so, yeah. -Okay, okay.
I'm from Costa Rica, so Latina. Mm-hmm.
I understand Portuguese a little bit.
-Ah, yeah. I can feel that. -If you speak it,
like, really slowly, but... -Yeah. So how about you?
So I'm actually from Texas, but I live in Oklahoma City.
-So... -And what you work for?
So I do all the social media marketing
for my family's business.
My family owns an online clothing store.
How about you?
So I'm--I actually do nutrition.
I'm a bartender as well, and I'm still in college as well, so...
Tomorrow we'll have the thing. We'll have the nutrition.
And I will mix.
Listen, two jobs and in school? Come on.
Yes. Yes.
I literally was, like, thinking of, like,
what my worst nightmare was, and I was like, "Two girls."
I was like, "There's no way there's gonna be two."
-No way. -Question--are they a threat?
They're really pretty.
Yeah, and they're probably super, like, nice.
-What are your signs? -Ah, I was going to ask it.
-[laughter] -Yeah, yeah.
-Taurus. -Taurus. Okay.
-Yes. -A lot of guys that I love
are, like, have been Taurus. -Taurus?
-[laughs] -Okay, okay.
-I'm Gemini. -Gemini.
-I'm a Gemini, too. -Ooh, okay.
-Oh, that's nice. -Okay.
-Wow. -Don't go this way.
-I'm a Capricorn. -Capricorn.
You straightaway, forward.
-Practical. -They know what they want.
Yeah, you know, workaholics as well, for sure.
-You know, yeah. -Okay, okay, okay. [laughs]
Ooh, God, man, it's gonna be trippy.
-Good to know, good to know. -[laughter]
So you guys have a certain particular type
that you guys go for?
I'm really just looking for someone who, you know,
pursues me and makes me feel special and puts forth effort.
-Yeah. -For me, I would say
I'm a sucker for tattoos. -Yeah.
For sure. I mean, kinda like part of the deal, I'd say, but--
-Yeah. -How many tattoos do you have?
-I got, like, three or four. -Oh, you got tattoos?
I got a couple tattoos, yeah, yeah.
-Only three or four? -Yeah, about three or four.
You know, got a little chest-- yeah.
Three or four, like, giant size, you know, like...
Yeah, yeah, pretty big, yeah.
-Do you have any? -I have only one.
-One? -And no one can see.
-Yeah. -Okay.
-Yeah, it's on my hips. -Okay, okay.
-Maybe one of us will see it. -Yeah.
[laughs] We'll get you to show it.
If the light is off, you cannot see it, so...
[laughter]
You girls are excited to see the villa? Let's go.
-Yeah. Let's go. -Yeah, I'm ready.
Let's go.
* Even when I know you're gone, I feel you on my body *
-I'm ready to meet those girls. -Me, too.
I wanna hear how their dates went.
-Me, too. -Me, too.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Oh, my God. My shoes are getting stuck in the...
-Yes. -Wait, this is so nice.
-This is the villa. -Whoo!
Those are your...
-Uh-oh! -Whoo!
[screaming and cheering]
-How are y'all? -Good. How are you?
I'm good. I'm Valerie. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you. -You guys can call me Val.
-I'm Mady. -Nice to meet you.
-Hi! Another blonde! -I'm Mady.
-You look amazing. -Thank you.
Both absolutely beautiful girls, I will say.
Mady is--is definitely my type.
I like blonde, blue eyes.
-Hey, how you doing? -Hey, how are you?
-Valerie. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
You know, both pretty attractive women,
and, you know, the more, the merrier.
I think--I think that's a beautiful thing.
Zeta--I still, you know, rocking and rolling,
but, you know, everything looks good.
Get near the fire.
Aw, thank you, Mama.
Mady, I feel like is my conjoined twin.
It's gonna be interesting.
Hey, how'd that date go, though?
Yeah, how was your guys'-- Who went out with who?
Yeah, it was definitely a good time to get to know each other.
Do you have anyone that you like from look-wise,
think you would have picked to go on the date
if you had your own choice?
Honestly, I feel like everybody's, like, attractive.
I mean, if okay, if I were to go by type-type,
I usually would go with guys who had tattoos.
I mean, I only see his arm tattooed.
Felipe ain't got no tattoos.
[laughter]
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
No, honestly, I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's really hard to tell for me.
Like, I'm happy where, you know, where Felipe and I stand,
but then again, I was actually thinking
my couple was in jeopardy.
That's the risk of dating someone that's a hot commodity.
I am a big personality person, but first impression,
I'm gonna say Felipe.
Cute.
[laughter]
I mean, there's a little bit
of, like, female dominance going on.
Nothing too crazy, but I feel the tension a little bit.
So how did you guys pick who was going on the date with us?
So us guys, man, we all came to an executive decision,
and you know, I-I like blondes, so I'm like, okay,
I'll take the blonde,
and that's how my decision happened, you know? [laughs]
Me and Timmy--we are talking, like, who is gonna go,
because the guys decided to don't go.
I chat with Timmy, and I didn't have much time
to know about you. -Yeah, time is interesting.
And then why I decided, like, I'm gonna go
to check the girls with Jess.
You know what? I-I appreciate you explaining that.
I like Sereniti because for me, she's really open,
and she say what she has in her mind.
So I don't feel she got mad at all.
You know, I can be wrong, but I don't feel on that way.
So how was it with the girls when we left?
Me, oh, my. [chuckles]
I feel like I look like her.
Yeah, Jesse, I guess, definitely has a type.
Yeah.
Yeah, how are you feeling about it, like, honestly?
I mean, I'm fine. Like, I don't--I would, like,
I don't care. -Yeah.
-Like, I think it's great. -But definitely, like, little--
But the fact he's like, "I like blondes,
and, like, I love to explore," and I was like,
"Can't just get all the blondes you want."
It was cool, though. Like, I think Mady has a--
a lot to offer, you know? But, like, going in there
and meeting her, I honestly think me and Valerie
would have a better connection than me and Mady would.
I didn't even expect that, you know what I'm saying?
-I did not expect that at all. -We just rambling right now.
Nobody's locked into anything right now.
-No. -Yeah, it's gon' be
a good day tomorrow for sure.
Those beds are looking hella nice, you know?
-[laughter] -I'm tired.
FINNEAS: * You need a pick-me-up? *
* I'll be there in 25 *
Jesse's a big boy. He's gonna take up the whole bed,
and I wanna sleep.
-Are y'all cuddling tonight? -Are you a cuddler?
-No. -[laughter]
Do y'all--do y'all share a bed?
I think I'm gonna cry in bed tonight.
* I've been living in the future *
* Hope that I might see you sooner *
I haven't been in bed with a guy in so long.
Cleaning my mouth out, getting rid of all of my demons.
Making my hairs in my pits smell good.
-That'd be a good idea. -Yeah.
'Cause we're sleeping with the girls tonight.
This is my sleep mask, but do you guys think I should?
[laughter]
I think it might be too much. I don't wanna scare anyone off.
[laughter]
* You won't stay with me, I know *
* But you can have your way with me till you go *
NARRATOR: The Islanders will share a bed with a stranger
surrounded by 10 other people,
like that dodgy Airbnb I once stayed at,
all while being filmed by hidden cameras...
like that dodgy Airbnb I once stayed in.
Do you wanna get under the sheets, you and I?
Just feel like...
You feel like it's disrespectful?
-Yeah. [laughs] -Oh!
I shouldn't be that comfortable.
Is that when you start eating, before other people
get their food? -[laughs] Yo, same concept.
-You warming up yet? -Yeah.
-Get in there. -Hey.
[cheers and applause]
Okay, come. Let's sleep.
Good night.
* Let's fall in love for the night *
* And forget in the morning *
***
* Play me a song that you like *
* You can bet I'll know every line *
***
WYN STARKS: * Whoa, oh *
* Wake up, get down *
* Come on now, the world is our playground *
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
This show is packed to the rafters
with the latest technology, except in the bedroom,
where for some reason, we're using black and white cameras
from the 1940s.
* Thinking 'bout, thinking 'bout *
* Thinkin' 'bout, thinkin' 'bout you and me *
My mom told me if you make your bed, you have a good day.
* Oh, so take my hand *
* We're dancing, the life of the party *
-Hey, Felipe, how'd you sleep? -Good morning.
-I didn't sleep much. -What's your middle name?
-Vieira. -Gator?
-Vieira. -V--Like Darth Vader?
* We go together like light and morning *
-Cheers. -Cheers. Let's do another one.
* Like birds and soaring *
* Like words and stories *
* Ooh, we go perfect *
* Yeah, we go perfectly *
Oh, my God, yeah, this morning, when I woke up,
and there was just, like, so many shirtless boys...
Oh, my God. When I saw Jesse's body, I was like...
-Oh, my. Jesse and Felipe. -Felipe's really cute.
Felipe's really cute.
Today's my actual first full day in the villa.
Definitely wanna talk to everyone.
I wanna talk to all the guys. Gonna get to know all of them.
I definitely have a couple in mind
that I'm kinda, like, liking.
How did everyone sleep?
Honestly, like, it was a really comfortable cuddle.
Like, I...didn't, like, hate it.
-You guys looked comfy. -He was really warm,
and, like, I was freezing.
Was the cuddle happening, like, most of the night?
-The whole night. -[gasps] You're joking.
The whole night, bitches. I slept--
Were you happy with that or no?
Yeah, I mean, I was enjoying it. Like...
I'm so happy about that for you.
Since me and Sydney had that one-on-one,
like, you kinda have to compare, bro,
the differences in between stuff with Sydney and, you know, Deb,
or Sydney and somebody like that.
So that's what I'm-a do for a little bit, you know?
Lot of fish in the tank, bro.
-Isaiah? He's so cute. -He is. He's really cute.
I mean, he's really... He just, like...
-He looks like trouble. -Trouble.
Yes, I feel like he wants to be trouble, you know what I mean?
-Like... -Yeah.
He's, like, definitely someone you have fun with.
Sereniti, did you get any cuddles last night with Felipe?
-Uh, yeah. -Did you really?
ALL: Aw!
-Stop it. -Yeah, it was really sweet.
Oh, my gosh. Am I the only one
who didn't get any cuddles last night?
We had our legs, like, intertwined all night.
It was very nice and cozy.
-Really?! -Aw!
-Cute. -Yeah.
Deb, how are you feeling about Jess and...
We didn't really, like, talk in bed or, like, anything.
Like, I, like, asked him about the date,
and I was, like, gonna ask him how he, like, felt about her,
but I, like, got shy, so I didn't.
-You, big man? -You know, uh... [sighs]
I got my eyes set on a couple women, you know? Uh...
[laughter]
They all look very enticing, so...
uh, I definitely wanna talk to Val.
Nah, that's what today's about, man. We made the--
You know, we gon' meet people today.
-Uh-huh. -We gon' mingle.
-It's Christmas, baby. -Yeah, that's for sure.
[laughter]
***
NARRATOR: Sereniti still wants to know
where Felipe's head's at.
Uh, Sereniti, Iain Stirling here to help.
It's on his shoulders.
Tell me the tea about your date. I know it was long,
but let me get cozy. -You know, it was fun, you know?
Yeah. Did you get mad about my date or no?
No, I wasn't mad about the date.
I think I was just, like, confused.
Like, is he okay? Like, where'd he go?
You know, of course, I'm, you know,
wanna know the details. Not details,
but just know, like--
You wanna know where is my head at. You know, like, yeah.
Yeah, and you know, I didn't-- I didn't even know
where you were at period.
Between me and Sereniti now,
I feel like we're still friends for now,
nothing something more "romantick-ing" or anything.
But I still don't know her much
to be sure, um, which stage we are, you know?
-I'm gonna talk with... -I know. What you got...
-...all the ladies. -Gotta have a talk.
...to know them. I like your personality,
is the one I talk more, to be honest.
I didn't talk much with the other girls, you know?
For me, it's like, if I share to the girls,
and a few are interesting, one of them,
I'm gonna come to you and gonna say hey, you know?
-Same. Same. Yeah. -Like...
Yeah. You don't get that stress, you know?
-No, no, no. -You know, so I like it
that way, but you can ask to marry me, okay?
-Aw, I have to propose? -I will accept.
-You have to. -[laughs] Oh, I don't know.
-[laughter] -It's a pass for me.
NARRATOR: Jesse's all about his five a day.
Right now, as you can see, he's got an apple,
and very close to it, a couple of plums.
You happy we, uh, got to sleep in the bed together and stuff?
-Yeah. I am, yeah. -Me, too. Yeah. That was fun.
-That was fun. -It was.
Yeah, I definitely, like, feel
very, very strongly about you.
You're so easy to get along with and you're so genuine.
You have a pure heart, so I really like that about you,
and I don't wanna overstep my--my boundaries.
No, you can keep giving me compliments.
-Yeah. [laughs] -No, you can keep going.
[laughter]
You already know. You already know.
Yeah, I mean, there's sparks on my end from me and Deb.
I don't know if she has that same spark.
The conversations we are so easy and natural,
and it just flows so well, but, uh,
Valerie, uh, definitely sparks my interest as well.
So I just wanna keep taking it step by step.
Like, even when you got back from the date last night,
like, the fact that you said hi to me...
-Yeah. -I was like, oh, that's cool.
-Yeah. [laughs] -Of course, of course.
-Yeah. -Do you still--
Do you wanna, like, get to know them more?
Or like, where-- where's your head?
Yeah, yeah, so after that date, I kinda seen, you know,
Valerie's point of view on things,
and, uh, I'd like, you know, to talk to her a little bit,
see where her head's at and stuff like that.
But honestly, I'm glad that you went.
-Yeah? -Because then I feel like
with you exploring other people...
-Yeah. -Like, then we can see, like...
-Yeah. -...if what we have is, like,
good or continue. -Yeah.
-I don't know. I'm such, like,
I don't, like, trust people right away.
Yeah.
So everyone's like a fuckboy until, like... [laughs]
-Yeah, until proven otherwise. -Proven otherwise.
-[laughter] -Yes. Yes. Yes.
Like, I always have my guard up which is also something
I need to work on. -Yeah.
'Cause it's like I need to be more, like, open.
Yeah. Yeah. It's like and here's...
-It's terrifying. -Yeah, yeah, it's scary.
-It's scary. -Like, being vulnerable's awful.
Yeah, that's the word, yeah. Vulnerability is like,
oh, my gosh, that scares me.
I feel like I did kind of good today with, like, telling him
that it's hard for me to be vulnerable,
so that's the first step, right?
Admitting you have a problem. [laughs]
But I don't know. I kind of want, like,
a little more from him because
I feel like he definitely knows where I stand.
I don't know. Maybe we're both feeling shy.
-What's happening? -Hello.
-Do you wanna go for a chat? -Let's go for a chat.
Where should we go?
NARRATOR: Mady has taken real estate agent Andy
to the craft treehouse, or as he would describe it,
the generously proportioned
elevated mansion with panoramic views.
Today I'm just, like, using this day
as to, like, get to know everyone,
and, you know, just feel everyone.
I mean, I think you're in the same boat as all of us.
Yeah.
Just kinda feeling everything out.
What do you look for in a guy?
Like, what's your typical, like...
-Um, I'm Southern. -Yeah.
-So, like, I want to be pursued. -Yeah.
I like someone who's, like, family-oriented
and has good morals, some manners.
I like this. You got a whole, like,
you've--you know exactly what you want. I love it.
What do you do?
My family actually owns a online clothing store,
-Okay. -So I do all the--the marketing
and the social media and buying and picking out clothes.
-Okay. -Styling, planning the shoot.
-You're a hustler. I love it. -Adding the inventory online.
I love it. No, that's, like, super, super attractive
and then just someone that's, like, independent.
Like, the impression you're giving me right now,
the way you carry yourself, like...
Oh.
...that's something to be proud of,
because it's really attractive.
-Wow. Thank you. -So...
I'm definitely excited to be partnered up with Courtney,
um, but Mady, um, I just really like the way she carries herself
beyond looks, like, ambition.
You can just tell she's such an ambitious person.
I just feel like the connection, the vibe was, um,
just really easy and--
and free-flowing with her right now.
I mean, it's just a conversation you didn't really wanna end.
-How y'all feeling? -Good.
How you doing? You feeling good?
-I'm good. -Looking good.
Do you wanna go talk over there?
Yeah, we can. Let's go.
NARRATOR: Day two,
and it's clear Isaiah didn't bring enough hair gel.
It's also clear new girl Valerie didn't bring enough bikini.
Did you grow up in the U.S. or...
No, I grew up in Costa Rica. Yeah.
You said Costa Rica, right? So for how long?
I was, like, born and raised over there.
I moved here when I was 16. Most of my family's
still in Costa Rica, so I, like, always go there,
like, travel back. -That's crazy.
So if you wanna go, we can go, you know?
I wouldn't mind showing you off there.
-Okay! -[laughs]
I wanna pull Isaiah for a chat, but he's been talking
to, um, Val for a while, but I have not--
They have been talking for a while.
Yeah, I know, but I could tell the way they're, like,
cuddled up now, I think she just saw me look over there,
but, um, awkward.
Like, you're definitely, like, my physical type for sure.
-Yeah, you are, too. Yeah. -But, mm-hmm.
I definitely would have to agree with that.
-It's definitely mutual. -Okay. Mm-hmm.
She so knows we're looking at her.
Um, but no, they're not cuddled up.
-Oh, okay. -Yeah.
'Cause, you know, we were talking, we were like--
Okay, that makes me feel better.
I don't know if you've noticed, but you haven't stopped smiling.
-I haven't stopped smiling. -I know, I know.
So obviously, that's good energy, right?
I know. It is.
So that's what you're looking for.
I mean, you look good, so it's kinda, like, hard not to, like--
-You as well, you as well. -[laughs]
Definitely have a huge physical attraction to Isaiah,
but it's like, do I go more for, like, who I feel like
will be better for me, or should I go for
who I'm physically attracted to?
You know what I mean? I'm like, I don't know what to do.
***
Isaiah, do you wanna go for a chat?
Yeah, let's go. Sure.
How are you feeling?
Good, good. How are you?
I'm good.
I wonder if after Isaiah talks to Mady,
what he'll be feeling?
Isaiah's getting his rounds in, isn't he?
Yeah, as he should, but, like...
-[cellphone chimes] -Oh, I think you...
-Is that? -Did you get a text?
Oh, my gosh! I got a text!
[cheers and applause]
Oh, my God. Somebody got a text?
-Shut up! -Okay, okay, okay!
-What's going on? Hold on! -I got a fucking text!
[cheers and applause]
All right, "Islanders, ships about to get real
in today's challenge as you lift the lid
on each other's sexiest secrets.
#GetWrecked, #ShipHappens."
[screaming and applause]
I'm so excited!
Aah!
Cannonball!
[screaming and laughter]
Oh, my God. Secrets. I am so bad.
I'm scared!
* You ain't ready for this *
***
BAKERMAT: * Baby *
* My heart is full of love and desire for you *
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
Yes! It's "Baywatch: The Musical"!
Finally, I'm gonna meet David Hasselhoff!
Oh, hang on. It's the first challenge of the series.
* My heart is full of love and desire for you *
NARRATOR: The Islanders have been microchipped
and released into the wild to play a game we call
"Ship Happens."
* You started this fire down in my soul *
Let's go!
NARRATOR: This challenge is boys versus girls.
Islanders will retrieve a trunk from the conveyor belt.
Inside the trunk, they'll find a prop
and a statement written on a card.
That is not my bra.
NARRATOR: The Islanders will read the statement aloud
and guess which Islander made that statement.
"This girl's graduation gift was a new pair of boobs
from her parents." -[laughter]
Get in there.
[laughter]
NARRATOR: Seal their answers with a kiss,
then go back to the trunk to reveal
who actually made the statement.
* Burning out of control *
That's sexy, yeah.
NARRATOR: Get it right, they earn a point for their team.
The team with the most points wins, obviously.
* Baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you *
* Now come on down and do what you're gonna do *
-[cheering] -That was passionate.
ZETA: Passionate little one.
Sereniti!
[cheers and laughter]
Graduating college with three degrees is not easy,
and some kids ask for Jeeps,
and I asked for, you know, Tia and Tamera.
-[laughter] -Tia and Tamera.
***
-Yeah! -Let's go, let's go.
***
Barbies.
"This girl has hooking up with other women
on her bucket list."
MEN: Ohh!
You know who is it? Don't cover their faces, girl.
* I see the way you're looking at me *
* I need it, so give it to me *
WOMEN: Ooh!
* I need some sugar, need some sugar *
* Know what I need, baby *
* You're driving me crazy *
it just kept going.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi.
Okay, five Mississippi, six Mississippi?
-Yo! Whoo! -Mamma mia.
***
-Let's do it. Again. -Okay.
***
[grunts]
***
Sydney.
-ALL: Ohh! -Why not? Girls are hot.
[laughter]
-Okay. -Okay!
Okay!
A little BDSM coming on now.
"This girl is so wild in the bedroom
that she once even broke her bed during sex."
Wow. Who's wild? Who's like that?
***
* I wanna hear ya *
* You don't have to leave *
She's--She's a good kisser.
It was just, you know, like, it was like hitting tidal wives.
* Put your lips up to my ear *
Maybe they just thought that she was the answer to the challenge,
but I don't know. Maybe there was some other intention there.
***
Courtney!
[cheering]
Broke the bed.
I would always sneak my boyfriends in my house.
One day we just started fucking, like, really passionate.
-Right, it caved in? -Yeah.
-Boom! -[laughs]
All right, "This girl has sex for a total of eight hours
in a 24-hour period." -That sounds exhausting.
* 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 *
* Ready or not *
-Give me that. -* Here I come *
He's a cutie for sure,
and the kiss was... [clicks teeth]
[all cheering]
Good Yelp review, you feel me? She's great.
-Ohh! -[laughter]
Mady!
[cheering]
Let's just say I was really dehydrated.
-Yay! -[applause]
[laughs]
"This girl hook up with a guy her friend was dating."
Ooh!
* Digging that, digging that vibe *
* So why ain't you on my side? *
Well, Valerie had a really good kiss, you know?
[cheering]
He was getting kinda frisky, huh?
And I'm not a good sport.
I am not a good sport. Just put that on the record.
Valerie.
[applause]
Listen, it was in high school. Y'all can't blame me, okay?
-It was in high school. -We scored one more.
-Yay! -[cheers and applause]
-Yo, we have to beat them. -[cheering]
NARRATOR: So the boys' turn's over,
and they scored 3 points.
Can the girls do any better?
"This boy cheated on his girlfriend of six months
during a family vacation in Mexico."
-All right. Let's get it! -Whoo!
Okay.
-* Gather 'round, get ready *
* For the breakdown *
[laughs]
Yeah!
[cheering and screaming]
I was like, oh, my God. He's so hot.
I'm sure his tongue matches the rest of his body, so...
-Aah! Whoa! -[applause]
-Yeah, look at the tongue. -Yeah!
[sighs] Back off. God, it's like, finders, keepers, bitches.
Okay, let's find out.
[cheering]
-Yeah! -[laughter]
It's definitely not something I'm proud of, though.
-We got one. -Ooh.
I wonder what day is it.
"This boy got over his ex by getting under four girls
within five days."
Oh, my God.
Ha!
Mmm!
* As we Double Dutch, you know we got the bounce *
* We got the magic touch *
-Yeah! -[applause]
-Andy! -[laughter]
You know what? Everyone has a hoe phase.
Okay, sir.
"This boy once had a foursome with him and three girls."
Sounds like a fun time.
-Yeah. -Obviously.
-All right. -Baby!
* Kiss me like summer when I fall for you *
-Why it's always me? -[laughter]
[speaks indistinctly]
Yeah!
* They said you ready for it, it'll make you.. *
I'm very competitive, so I was, like, pretty sure
that it was Felipe, so I was like, let's get a point.
And he actually kisses good, so I don't mind going
and, like, kissing him again.
-Okay! -[cheering]
The second one is always getting better
than the first, you know?
-Ohh! -Oh!
Raise your hand if you've been kissed by Felipe.
Let me put my hand down, obviously.
* Kiss me like summer *
Okay, and the boy is...
Yes!
[screams and cheers]
Yes!
That was my fault. I went to the toilet.
When I come back, they are in the bed naked and, like,
"I'm waiting for you," and I'm like, okay, why not?
-[laughter] -And I'm like, okay!
[laughter]
NARRATOR: The score is 3-2, to the boys,
not that it matters.
We spent the entire budget on props,
so there's nothing left for a prize.
Anyway, back to the villa, you lot. What a waste of time.
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
The challenge posed some big questions,
like when Sereniti got her new boobs
as a graduation present,
were they gift-wrapped together or separately?
You know, uh, the game was cool, though, man.
I got to kiss a couple ladies today.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-Who hopped on you? -Yeah, you know, Courtney,
you know, after she-- yeah, it was Courtney.
Yeah, I'm mad she guessed it, though.
They got that. Like, they just knew it was me, you know?
-I'm like... -[laughter]
I don't know how Deb feeling after, you know,
she found out I cheated on my ex-girlfriend, you feel me?
Were any of those shocking to you guys? Like...
Oh, yeah, I was gonna ask that, yeah.
The cheating one in, um, Mexico.
-Yeah, I think... -I'd hate that.
That annoyed me.
-With Jesse? -Yeah.
-That annoyed you? -Oh, my gosh. My heart. Did it?
A little bit. I just don't-- I don't do, like, cheating.
I don't do cheating. I've been cheated on.
That was, like, kinda hit... kinda hit a sensitive spot,
and I, like, didn't want to feel that.
I didn't want it to hit a spot.
-I mean-- -Well, maybe that was--
that was actually a moment that kinda led him to understanding,
like, okay, like, trust, loyalty's important.
Hopefully.
They not angels over there.
There were some crazy cards pulled down, so...
-For real. -[laughs] Yo, we gotta
discuss that at some point, right?
-We all have our shit, bro. -And that's your past.
-You learn from that. -No, no, yeah, you good, bro.
You good.
-Who'd you kiss? -Timmy and Isaiah.
-Timmy and Isaiah. Okay. -Um, they were both really good.
Oh, were they?
-I think Timmy is the better... -The better kisser than Isaiah?
I mean, they both were really good,
but I think Timmy was...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The kiss with Timmy just kinda, like, confirmed
that there's--that there's definitely a connection there.
I would have liked kissing Jesse 'cause I feel like
he was gonna be a good kisser. -Yeah, I know.
I felt like he was gonna be... yeah.
And I was like, please give me a reason for him to hold me.
Give me a reason for him to touch me or something.
Like, I wanna feel a big man. [laughs]
***
Was there any--any that were surprising to you guys?
Yeah, I think your-- your graduation gift
was surprising to me, you know? -Really?
We was all pretty shocked.
'Cause they didn't guess it at all.
Yeah, we didn't guess that, like, at all.
-[cellphone chimes] -We were shocked.
-But even the one-- -Oh, my God. Did I get a text?
What?
Aah! I got a text!
[cheering]
Oh, man.
-Oh, my God! -Oh!
-[cheering] -Hey! Come on!
[laughter, indistinct shouting]
You guys are gonna wanna sit down for this one. Uh...
"Valerie and Mady, tonight you will each couple up
with a boy of your choice,
leaving two girls single and vulnerable.
#NoGirlCode, #StealtheShow."
-#Yikes. -Ooh.
#INeedToSitDown.
Crazy.
#INeedToProcess.
[laughter]
You guys--you guys think about it.
Well, I feel like I definitely have conversations to do...
-MADY: Yeah. -...before I make that decision.
I have a lot to think about.
NARRATOR: Mady and Valerie are about to steal two boys.
Yeah, they're gonna commit daylight robbery,
but at night, s-so basically, i-it's a--it's a robbery.
Do you know what's funny, though, about recouplings?
-It changes everything. -That's right.
It's like everybody's stuff gets, like, jacked up.
The mess just fucking started.
TWOCOLORS: * Love me, love me *
* Say that you love me *
* Fool me, fool me *
* Go on and fool me *
* Love me, love me *
How are y'all feeling about tonight?
* Fool me, fool me *
I feel like I'm just gonna go
with what's right at the moment. [laughs]
You guys have a tough decision to make for sure.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm in such a, like, tough situation.
I just, I really haven't made up my mind yet.
Do you know what you're gonna do?
No, I really don't.
It's like I have, like, three or four people.
Really?! It's like, all of them, so you've made no progress!
-[laughs] -Trust me, trust me, I know.
I have to choose someone to couple up with tonight
and potentially step on some people's toes,
but really, the hard part is just kind of deciding
what I think is the right choice for me,
and that's really hard. The pressure's on.
***
I'm a little stressed for tonight
because Valerie, I cannot tell you a single thing about.
I don't know what she's thinking.
Her cards are, like, she is not sharing any details.
***
* Love me, love me *
VALERIE: Yeah, I could definitely use it now.
* Love me, love me *
-We got Sydney right here. -* Say that you love me *
Cheers to all of us being so beautiful,
intelligent, gorgeous, and I'm so happy to have y'all.
So cheers.
[cheering]
***
The ladies of the night.
* Love me, love me *
* Say that you love me *
***
* No problem, I'm feeling awesome *
* We are, once we at the function *
* We're only vibing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *
TIMMY: She chose the kid. She chose me. Ooh.
-Mmm. -We gonna talk, I guess.
ZETA: Are they holding hands? Are you fucking joking?
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
New girl Mady's quickly becoming part of the furniture,
and tonight, the part of the furniture
she's becoming is the sofa.
[sighs] How are you feeling this evening?
TIMMY: A nice, fun day today.
I know. That was my first "Love Island" kiss.
Ah. Actually, I'll let you in on the inside.
-Okay. -Um...
-Okay. -When...
When it was my turn and then, uh, I read out that card,
uh, so, like, there was like no real, uh...strategy.
Like, it was--I'm just, like, "Yo, guys. I'm kissing Mady."
-I like that. -Yeah. Yeah, so...
-I like that. -That's--That's
-So you really took initiative. -For sure.
-Okay. -They can vouch for it.
Ask 'em. For sure.
-I like that. Brownie points. -Okay.
I like brownie points, and I like brownies, too, so...
I actually can bake some really good brownies.
-Yeah. Oh, yeah? -It's from the box.
I'm just gonna kick off, you know?
Whatever. It'll--it'll be a good test,
but obviously, I'm gonna be bummed out.
I know it's early. I just know again, I know you,
but, like, you seem very trustworthy,
and, like, in a place where you're ready to just...
keep it real with somebody and, you know, build on that.
I've just got this really, really strong intuition
that Mady is going to choose Timmy.
So, yeah, if he does get chosen tonight,
it's just gonna be difficult
not laying in the same bed with him.
I'm just gonna be thinking, like,
what are they chatting about? Like, the whole time,
just wanting to, like, be beside him.
I'm just all over the board with my emotions right now.
You are, like, somebody that I am attracted to.
-Yeah. -And I definitely wanna, like,
get to know you more. -Yeah, yeah, same here.
I have to, like, make a decision.
-Just relax, you know? -Mm-hmm.
Don't feel like it's, you know, pressure, you know?
There's no pressure, no nothing. I feel ya.
You know what I'm saying? Like...
I guess, like, I feel like right now I'm just going
based off, like, the physical attraction.
-Mm-hmm. -You know, I haven't had
that, like, spark that I'm, like, looking for...
-Mm-hmm. -...with, like, anybody yet.
-Mm-hmm. -Which is okay.
Yeah.
Like, a part of me feels like I can get there with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess wanted to, like, check and, like, make sure
that was, like, reciprocated as well, but...
It's reciprocated as well.
***
You caught my eye. You know, obviously, looks-wise.
-Like, blondes, blue eyes. -[giggles]
Like, yeah, that's...
-That's your type? -That's my type, but then...
what I've learned is, like, there's a lot more to it
than just that, and... -Mm-hmm.
And I liked--
I liked everything that you kinda said this morning.
Like, it is what I guess I've been looking for in somebody.
-So... -That's sweet.
Yeah. So...and I don't know where your head's at.
I don't know what your thoughts were from this morning, but...
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I feel like we had a really good conversation.
Yeah.
Andy just kind of came out of nowhere
and told me how-- how he was feeling,
and that just spoke really loudly to me.
I really don't know what I'm gonna do,
because I had good conversations with all of them earlier,
and right now I'm just, like, really confused.
NARRATOR: Sydney's coupled up with Isaiah,
who's a waiter, which, of course,
is a traditional Californian word,
meaning "out of work actor."
You cold? What's your arms crossed for?
A little bit.
What?
Obviously, you're beautiful, you know?
You have a great smile.
I guess that I love how spontaneous you are with stuff.
I definitely, like, I don't know.
There's--There's something.
There's something that I'm just missing from you
that I don't know about yet.
[sighs] Okay.
CANNONS: * I bought a ticket to your show *
Are there any other girls you wanna go pull for a chat?
* Did you see me, did you know? *
-I don't know. -Uh...
* I was standing in the back row *
Did I look like a red flag?
No, you don't look like a red flag.
* Down low *
We'll see.
Isaiah, I'm so sorry that I'm doing this right now.
-Oh, no. -Can I speak to you
for a second? -Yeah, sure.
* Now you're somebody's baby *
Do you wanna go up there? I haven't been there.
-Yeah, sure. -* I'll be on my way *
How you doing with Sydney?
Oh, you right away, right away you--
Yeah, I wanna know. I went straight to the point.
* I've been living in a bad dream, bad dream *
***
* I've been living in a bad, bad dream *
***
So me and Sydney, like, I've been just, you know,
I've been really trying to be with her.
'Cause obviously, the chem's there, okay?
-Mm-hmm. -I'm just--I'm very--
I'm very picky, and it's like,
it may seem like I'm calling her out for a lot of stuff,
but I may look like a dick, but I'm not trying to do that.
Mm-hmm. I mean, you gotta be honest
at the end of the day, too.
When Isaiah talks to me, he, like, hammers me sometimes.
I'm just, like, shit, and I just really caught the vibe
that I guess he doesn't like me for some reason. I don't know.
And I'm just like, okay, dude, if you don't like me,
like, that's fine, like, just, like, so intense, you know?
Like, I can't take the pressure of it, like...
Any red flag, I'm-a call you out for.
If you don't see any red flags, that's a red flag.
You don't see any red flags with me?
-I'll get--I'll get to that. -[laughs]
I'll get to that.
Honestly, I didn't see any red flags from you.
Like, I feel like you're so my type that it can hurt me,
and I think that's what, like, I was scared of.
Like, would you say your attraction towards me
is strong as mine for you? -Oh, yeah, no, I'm definitely--
I'm definitely attracted to you for sure.
Mm-hmm.
[sighs] Tonight is a big decision for me.
I have different connections going on with people,
but I definitely gotta pick what's best for me right now,
what feels the best and what feels the most natural.
And I think I know--I know what I'm gonna go for.
Like, you can open up to me. You can talk to me.
I'm--I'm super down.
* I've been living in a bad dream *
[voice breaking] Yeah, I'm just, like, over it.
I'm done with these, like, I don't know.
I have yet to find a king who can deal with a queen.
* I've been living in a bad dream *
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
New girls Valerie and Mady
are about to rip apart two loving couples
whose roots go all the way back to yesterday at around 11 a.m.
-MADY: How do you feel? -I try to, like, make my picks
and, like, go outside of my comfort zone to, like,
maybe chase a little bit.
Tonight's decision's gonna be so hard.
With Isaiah, there's definitely the physical attraction,
and Jesse, like, the times we do speak,
it feels good. Like, it feels very natural.
So it's definitely making my decision a lot harder.
Right now, I'm like, what the hell am I gonna do?
There's two people I'm really torn about--
Timmy and Andy.
You know, Timmy, I've kissed,
but he's in a really strong couple right now.
And then Andy-- we haven't kissed,
but I feel like we have a really good, strong connection.
I'm anxious. I have no idea.
-[cellphone chimes] -I...
-She got a text. -I got a text!
-[gasps] -ALL: Ooh!
-Ohh! -Oh, my God.
[exhales deeply]
I'm, like, do I have to be part of this?
[laughs]
"Mady and Valerie, it's decision time.
All Islanders must now gather at the firepit.
"#FeeltheSteal."
Okay, okay.
-This is serious, you know? -I know.
* All in my mind *
* I've been high and low *
* Fighting shadows below *
NARRATOR: Mady and Valerie are doing what I always enjoy
after a night out-- staring at five guys,
drooling, and wondering which one I want to take to bed.
* I...there's nowhere left to hide *
***
I want to couple up with this boy
because I feel like I've expressed that
I really want to be pursued, and I want someone
to value who I am as a person.
I feel like this person really took me by surprise.
He's family-oriented.
***
So the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
* Now you set me free *
* Got the devil out of me *
***
* Brought the devil out of me *
Andy.
[Union's "I Take What I Want" playing]
* Ooh, I'm coming, coming *
Well, damn.
* Ooh *
* I'm coming, coming *
* I'm gonna do what I *
* I'm gonna take what I want *
* I'm gonna take what I *
* I take what I want *
* I'm gonna take what I *
I would like to couple up with this boy because
he is very handsome and very confident.
***
He has pushed me to go with what feels right
and trust my gut.
***
He doesn't feel like he's intimidated by my presence.
This guy kinda came into me really unexpected.
We vibe on a similar level.
We kinda have a similar personality.
* I take what I want *
That's one of the things that attracts me to him,
but then, of course, he's really freaking hot.
* I take what I want *
***
So the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
* I take what I want *
NARRATOR: Tomorrow night...
someone's...
in for a shock.
[dramatic music playing]
***