NARRATOR: Previously,
on "Love Island USA"...
The boy I would like to couple up with is Andy.
Jesse.
* When I had you to myself *
"You are now single.
At the end of the week anyone left single
will be dumped from the island."
NARRATOR: And one boy may not be ready to let go.
Attraction-wise, it is definite there.
* Oh, darling, I was blind to let you go *
* But now since I see you *
* In his arms *
***
NARRATOR: Tonight...
a new boy
makes himself at home.
Oh, my God!
***
God damn, Uncle Sam.
***
[Mabel's "Boyfriend (Tiesto Remix)" playing]
* I want a boyfriend so put it on me *
* I'm looking for a man who can take that heat *
NARRATOR: Welcome to "Love Island USA."
Last night, parcel guy Jesse
delivered a sexy snog to all the girls.
-I was hoping for one too... -[Islanders cheering]
... but when I go home I found that I'd missed him
and he'd left it with my neighbor.
* Where you at, where you at?
Oh, my gosh! That was crazy.
Oh, man! That was fucking crazy!
That was fun, man!
I'm glad we got this shit lit, man, you know?
Well, I just wanted to see,
where your head was at with that.
You know, I would say meeting you,
I want to get to know you a little bit more.
I feel like we really haven't had time
to really get to know each other, so I get that, too.
Yeah, so I really want to get to know you a little bit more
and just learn about you, honesty,
and see what's up because obviously
the connection's there, you know?
Honestly, like, I'm not lying whenever I tell you
I really-- I'm not interested in anybody else but you.
So I guess maybe that's bad for me.
But I know you do have a strong connection
with, like, Deb, I know, I get that, yeah.
You guys were together from the first day.
Would you say, like, right now--
would you actually rather be coupled up with her?
I wouldn't necessarily say that.
No, you just feel like you have a stronger connection
just because you've known her better than me or like--
Yeah, I know her a lot better than I know you.
But, like, physically,
I'm, like, entirely attracted to you.
And then, you got an intelligence about you,
you know what I'm saying?
You're smart as fuck, so...
I just want to know, like, should I be worried or not?
You know what I mean?
I want to make sure that you want to be with me.
Okay, well, Valerie, I want you to know
-that I fucking like you. -Okay.
I'm very happy to fucking be in the position that I'm in.
Okay.
I like sharing a bed with you.
I like being coupled up with you.
-You are fine as fuck. -Okay.
Yes, I want to be coupled up with you, honestly.
-Okay. -I do.
Mm-hmm.
NARRATOR: Deb is off for a chat with Zeta.
And just to be clear, Zeta's second word
ends in the letter "P."
I ship you and Jesse so hard.
Val's lovely, it has nothing to do with that.
Like, I know that you like Jesse.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
And I know that you don't really, like, speak up.
Yeah, I know, I've literally all day
felt like I was pacing around,
literally talking to every other person besides him.
I small chatted with him
and I said, "If you had to choose right now
who you're just more attracted to,
who would you say?"
And he was like, "Deb," like, no hesitation.
You need to just let things be known
because I don't want to see you leave.
I know. You're so right.
I need to be selfish which I'm usually not.
But you have to be.
You can't not be selfish in here.
Last thing you want to do is go home and be like,
"Why the fuck did I care about anybody else?"
Exactly, for sure I'm going to try
to make out with him tonight.
[laughing]
I'm like, "I need to just do something to solidify this."
I like that, though. You need this.
-Lock it in. -Yeah.
Thank you.
***
NARRATOR: I don't know the deal with Isaiah and Sydney,
but I do know that Jebediah's World of Wicker
is completely sold out of basket lanterns.
At first, after last night I was a bit like--
You know, like, "Fuck you," right?
[laughing] Yeah, but that's just how I am
because I'm hotheaded.
But I feel like I made that kind of clear.
But, like, obviously, I got over myself.
I was being, like-- I was, like, heated for a while.
-I understand, you-- -But I was telling you, like--
You can definitely feel how you feel.
Yeah, but that just kind of shows that I do care
if I'm pressed, you know what I mean?
Usually, if that were to happen
I wouldn't have even told you I was upset.
I would have just never talked to you again--
-Really? -Yeah.
I, like, am a big ghoster.
But I felt like-- You know, you said
you kind of wanted your space and I told--
You know what I mean, I felt like the ball
was definitely in your court.
But I definitely did pull you aside
because I definitely wanted to clear things up
and I definitely wanted to talk to you for sure.
He got caught
major slipping last night being this intense guy.
But I don't know, I've only seen, like,
a sweet side of him since.
I don't really feel like doing this with no one else.
Like, I don't think the vibe is really there
with no one else.
That shows me a lot, actually.
[giggles] I don't know--
I don't know, I like spending time with you,
it makes me-- it gives me, like, butterflies.
-I get a little bit nervous. -Really?
Yeah. [laughing]
I lowkey be speaking the truth.
***
You know, all day today I was on edge.
My stomach was kind of turning.
But, like, I definitely cleared things up
and the vibe is definitely getting back
and I'm happy for that.
Her lips taste good.
Yeah, you good--
you good at kissing, that's for damn sure.
And I'm good with my mouth.
NARRATOR: You might think Jesse is about to use
exactly the same script he used with Val earlier,
but it's nothing like it.
He's changed the name Val to Deb throughout.
[laughing] You have a good time
with the little truth or dare?
-[laughing] Yeah. -[laughing] Yeah.
Yeah, it was fun.
I was like, "Was that our hurdle that we needed?"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we definitely--
I think we got over that hump a little bit.
[laughing]
Whatever.
This is real tough for me right now.
I want to get to know Valerie a little bit more,
but I have Deb who really relates to me.
I am just lost in the sauce, I feel like, right now.
[laughing]
Like, I don't want to be the cause
of someone else's, like, pain.
But I feel like I have to be selfish,
-which is, like, not me. -Yeah.
But I'm like, I have to--
[giggles] I have to go after, right?
Yeah, you got to go after it.
Like we said, we've gotta step into the [indistinct].
-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, I think--
I think that, you know, I barely even know her.
So you kinda just want to get to know her more to see.
Yeah, I gotta get to know her a little bit more
and, you know, just test the water there.
Genuinely, I care about you.
I care about how you feel.
I don't want you to be sad, I want you to be happy.
I still feel, like, shy and, like, giddy around him.
So I'm like, okay, that kind of tells me that we, like,
do have a connection, but it's just like,
"Give me something!"
This is the most I've talked about my feelings,
like, my whole life.
My whole life. I've never said this much.
-And this sucks. -Exactly.
Like, good Lord, I can write a book.
I know.
-Ugh! -[laughing] Right.
[sighs] I need a therapist.
***
NARRATOR: After her kissing game snog with Felipe,
single girl Courtney's still feeling cautious.
Poor thing, that girl just needs to take
a "Felipe of faith."
I thought it was cute that you, like,
chose me for, like, the kiss tonight.
[indistinct] to myself.
So she was like, "Pick your top one," you know?
So the girl want to make,
you know, so like, okay, it's you.
I'm not gonna hide.
And then just feel the way I'm feeling always.
Like, you're more like me.
We talk, we're easy going,
we're not speeding or anything, you know?
But also, I kind of like how there's, like,
the sexual tension between us.
Like, I like that, you know?
I do also, you know?
Like, I like that, like, when we started
it wasn't, like, super easy for us.
Like, it's hot that it was like,
kind of like, I don't know, you know?
***
Sometimes we are afraid
to like, "Okay, I'm feeling Courtney,
I want to kiss her, but this is the right moment."
[Marcy Playground's "Sex and Candy" playing]
There is no moment if you go and do
what you're feeling to do.
* Like double cherry pie *
My hands are cold, yeah.
I don't like it to feel cold, you know?
I don't like that at all, you know, so...
What's happening now?
* I smell sex and candy *
* Here *
* Who's that lounging *
* In my chair? *
* Who's that casting *
* Devious stares in my direction? *
* Mama, this surely is a dream *
Our first kiss for tonight
was, like, really passionate.
It's like, everything I expected to be from Felipe
because him and I are similar in that way.
Like, we're both, like, super respectful, and, like,
I feel like we're both really freaky in the bedroom.
* This surely is a dream *
* Don't waste your time *
* Let's get this right *
What did I say earlier? I was like, "Why don't we all
just kiss and see who we feel it with?"
I feel like we really did turn up the heat
in truth or dare.
-Yeah we did. -Yeah we did.
I mean, it was about time we all kissed them.
But where else does shit like this happen?
Home sweet home.
* Oh, trust me *
* I know what it's like *
What happened with your kiss?
Tonight, we're going to work on our cuddling.
[screaming]
See, I got the whole matching fit here.
No more-- That's my pelvis.
It's a risky game you're playing over there.
* This is like a dream *
* You give me everything *
Beautiful.
I know, right?
-Good night, baby. -Good night.
* You give me everything *
* I need *
* This is like a dream *
[birds chirping]
***
NARRATOR: Oh, hello.
There's a new boy on the way.
By the looks of things,
there's going to be some fights for the hairdryer.
And if there is,
my money's on that guy.
[Silverberg's "Wolves" playing]
* Don't look us right in the face *
Good morning.
Let's get started with our morning.
* Got teeth like razor blades *
* And you know that we're out for blood *
* We're out for blood! *
I'm Tyler, I'm 23.
I'm from Cleveland, Ohio.
I think the guys in the villa should be worried about me.
I have the confidence,
I have the hair, I have the looks.
And I'm a PhD student. What more could you want?
* When the wolves come out to play! *
I don't really have any concerns
about competing for someone's attention.
I'm really just trying to tear it up
and have some fun.
* No mercy! *
[yawning]
Good morning.
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
***
* I got a dream I've been fighting for *
* Don't hold me back *
NARRATORS: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
It's morning and there's a floater
in the pool, again.
But for once, I don't have to go
and fish it out with a net.
[yawning]
Good morning.
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! [giggles]
Hi!
How you guys doing?
There's a hottie in the pool. [laughing]
-Oh, my-- -Yeah!
-Oh, my God! -You guys sleep good?
That's a bombshell right there.
He's extremely attractive.
-Tyler, nice to meet you. -I'm Mady, Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Wow!
-Wow! -You're looking good.
-This is a nice... -Nice to meet you.
... thing to wake up to.
-Where are you from, Tyler? -I'm from Ohio.
-I like your hair. -Thank you, I appreciate it.
I like yours too.
Thanks, it's quite messy right now. [laughing]
Yeah.
We all were looking like we just got off
the busted train a little bit.
So it'll be nice later
when we're all put together
because then he's like, "Damn!"
-Morning. -Good morning. Whoa!
Am I dreaming?
What? Hi!
-Hey. -I'm Deb.
-Tyler. Nice to meet you. -Tyler. Nice to meet you.
Oh, he's so hot.
[whispering] Oh, fuck!
"'Sup, baby, take me out to dinner."
How you doing? I'm Tyler.
I'm Courtney. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, too. -Do you have a country accent?
-I'm from Ohio. -He's from Ohio.
Take the glasses off.
We got to see the smile without the glasses.
[Islanders cheering and applauding]
Damn! That guy is sexy.
-How you doing? -Hey, how are you?
-Good. Tyler. -What's your name?
-Tyler. -Tyler, I'm Zeta.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-You look really good. -I appreciate that.
-You do, too. -Thank you, yeah, thank you.
You want to meet a guy when you're looking your best.
I'm so happy I had sunglasses on
to cover my really sleepy eyes,
but I've not brushed my teeth
so that stuff doesn't make you feel
very confident, does it?
-Hi, good morning. -Morning.
-What's your name? -Tyler.
Tyler, Sereniti, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, too. -You look so cute.
He looks like a superhero.
I just know that saving is what I need,
so you can come and sweep a bitch up.
Hello.
What do you do for work?
I just graduated in December
and I'm starting my PhD in August, so...
Oh! We love an educated man.
I hope you like blondes.
You're going to get
loads of compliments today, by the way.
We need these boys on their toes.
Yeah, we needed you.
What the fuck is my hair doing?
That's fucking bad.
Are you excited to be here?
I definitely am, yeah.
You ready to find love?
-Oh, yes. -Oh, yeah!
The girls, they all look phenomenal.
I can't wait to just explore all my options
and see who I click with the most.
Hurricane Tyler has entered the villa.
-Hello! -Morning.
-How're you doing, boss? -Felipe. Nice to meet you.
-Felipe, Tyler. -Good?
Nice to meet you, my man. Yeah, absolutely.
Ooh!
Good morning, Andy.
Morning. How we doing?
-'Sup, my man? -How're you doing?
-Andy. -Tyler, nice to meet you.
Pleasure to meet you.
There's just this guy with really nice hair out there.
I'm like, "Oh, shit!
Like, is he going to come take my girl?"
Game on, I guess.
Does anybody have kids?
-No, thank God. -Do you?
I have two.
-You got two? -No, I'm kidding.
-Shut up! -[laughing]
I'm only 23.
I feel extra positive, bro.
I feel like a calm energy.
Like, I'm gonna just do my thing, fuck the rest.
We got a new guy in the house.
Oh, man! New guy alert.
I'm starting to get nervous.
-What up, my man? -What's up? What's up?
My boy, you look like Tarzan!
-I appreciate that. -[girls laughing]
-Man, you're looking good. -Tyler.
-Tyler. Jesse, man. -Nice to meet you, brother.
Where you from, Australia?
-Ohio. -O-H, baby! Let's go.
-O-H-I-O, baby. -O-H-I-O, baby.
[laughing] Nothing being from the same place.
They're both from Australia?
-No. [laughing] -I'mma start telling
everybody I'm from Australia.
I just got to come up with the accent.
***
NARRATOR: Just seconds in the villa
and they're already throwing themselves at new boy Tyler.
And the girls seem to like him as well,
which is nice.
Listen, you guys are going to die.
Literally, my type is fucking athletes
or successful surfers.
-Same. -Literally.
How did the "Love Island" gods know exactly what I needed?
Like, I felt like it's, like, one of those
grow-a-boyfriends, where you, like, get them at the store
and you put it under water, and it grows.
That's what happened.
I've-- Maybe manifestation really works.
I mean, he's definitely my type,
and he's so mature and he's smart.
I'm just like, "Damn!"
Andy's going to have to grow his hair out.
Man, I wish I had some hair like that!
I love his fucking hair, bro.
Shit!
We should all, like, show so much interest
that they start, "Oh, my God! What should we do?"
Because that's what's going to make them
show interest.
Tyler could really shake some things up.
I'm all open. Like, let's go. [laughing]
Just be flirty.
Be really flirtatious.
Watch this.
-She's possessed. -What's up? [giggles]
Just wanted to cop a feel.
That's a really nice back you got going there.
-Thank you, I appreciate it. -Yeah, you're fit, honestly.
-Thank you. I appreciate that. -We were all like, "Sheesh!"
You had a tour yet, Tyler, of the place?
We'll take him. Do you want to go?
Yeah, we'll take you.
The girls definitely seem to take a liking to me.
Courtney and I are single right now,
so we have our own beds.
-Oh, what's going on? -What's up, my man?
How you doing?
I'm good, brother. How are you?
Tyler, nice to meet you, brother.
Tyler, nice to meet you, I'm Isaiah.
Nice to meet you, my man.
-What's up, family? -How you doing?
How are you, brother?
Tyler definitely got his hair products on point.
So I guess, you know, it's just a nice little
swift kick in the pants that we all might need.
Pressure makes diamonds, baby.
***
NARRATOR: Tyler's got the boys running scared.
They're terrified he'll steal their thunder,
steal their girls, and worst of all,
steal their conditioner.
Motherfucking fellas, man.
What's up? What it do? [sighs]
We got Tarzan with the nice long ass hair or something.
I'm like, "Oh, boy, what do we got going on today?"
What would you feel if he starts pressing up on Mady?
If he kind of went for Mady?
Yeah, I'm going to press up a little bit.
When pressure's applied I'm going to apply it right back.
Let's say Tyler starts pressing up on Val,
are you going to be like, "Yeah, I gotta apply
-some more pressure, too"? -Yeah, 'cause, you know,
every day here could be your last so, you know?
-Okay! -Yeah.
You're happy to be here?
Yeah, I'm having a good time.
Everybody's been super nice, super cool.
I'm really loving your energy, you know?
-Thank you. -What do you think about Deb?
Deb's cute. Yeah.
She's definitely good-looking.
I definitely gotta pull her for a chat today.
You see, if he press down on Deb,
I'm definitely pressing down, you know?
-[Islanders laughing] -Yeah.
[grunting]
I like that, bro.
Yeah, I'm definitely worried about a new guy
entering the villa.
It leaves a lot of room for Val or Deb to get swooped on.
He's a good-looking man, got a great set of hair.
So I got to apply some pressure
and really try to secure my spot,
you know, before I lose my spot.
Jesse, he's telling me that he likes me.
He's saying that, but, like, I don't know
if I should believe it.
Like, we do hold hands
and we cuddle here and there,
but, like, I don't really feel
like he's showing any, like, much effort
to, like, getting to know me
or show me a lot of attention.
Well, spice things up and pull Tyler for a chat.
I do want to talk to him.
Care if we go for a chat, Val?
-For sure, we can. -[cellphone chimes]
-Oh, my God! No. -Oh, shit!
I got a text!
[Islanders screaming]
I got text!
"Islanders pucker up for today's game Kissing Booth.
#SpitSwap #LipsDontLie."
-[screaming] -I get to kiss!
Let's go, baby!
Oh, my God! Yes!
How nasty and exciting.
Whoo!
* I'm running wild *
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
Quick recap: Mady and Valerie stole Deb and Courtney's boys.
And Deb and Courtney stole our truth or dare game,
now we are stealing their kissing contest.
Is that childish? No, you're childish.
Let's do this!
* I kissed a girl and I liked it *
NARRATOR: The boys will be blindfolded
while wearing noise-canceling headphones.
She's going in.
NARRATOR: The girls will make their way down the line,
laying their saucy smackers on each boy.
After the saliva swap, the boys rate each kiss out of 10.
Tasty. Eight.
NARRATOR: The girl with the most points wins
bragging rights and a nasty case of stubble rash.
* It felt so wrong, it felt so right *
Taste like honey.
We like honey.
* No, I don't even know your name *
* It doesn't matter *
Yeah. That shit was fire.
That's all I got to say. 10 out of 10 for me.
Isaiah gave me a 10,
and I don't know if he knew it was me.
So, I think with this one,
I'm just going to let myself feel good about it.
53.5.
* I kissed a girl and I liked it *
* The taste of her cherry Chapstick *
You know, whoever that was, I need to keep them humble.
So I'm going to say a 9.5.
But that was fire. And it was a nice steady pace.
Steady pace wins the race, yerr?
Yeah, I'm going to give that one a 9, too.
The only reason it's not a 10 is because it had to end.
[girls exclaiming]
* Us girls, we are so magical *
* Soft skin, red lips, so kissable *
My only complaint, the only one
is I'm not used to tilt my head left going in for the kiss.
I'm used to right.
I really liked that kiss.
It's very poetic.
Nine out of 10.
Ooh, a poetic kiss.
Valerie, like, is coupled up with the guy I like.
So, I'm hoping that a little tongue,
a little biting action is going to stir some shit up.
* Too good to deny it *
* Ain't no big deal, it's innocent *
-That was my 10. -Yeah!
Wow.
I am very honored to be able to receive a kiss like that.
That I gotta go 10 out of 10.
Rated her higher. I was like, "Ugh!"
Like, I just feel like I just can't win right here.
[laughter]
That was damn near perfect.
Man, these girls are something else.
They got a guy going crazy in here.
* The taste of her cherry Chapstick *
That's a 9 right there.
She had that, like, the car wiper action,
like, side to side.
She took me on a ride, yo.
[laughter]
The winner...
Valerie!
[cheering]
I was expecting to win. I would say that.
That's one thing that I've always gotten complimented on.
And I guess it was true.
NARRATOR: It's the boys turn
to engage in what is called "the French kiss."
Very different to the way you kiss your mum,
which is called "the Mother Pucker."
-It's kinky. -Yeah.
* Okay, I'm feeling myself *
* New fit, who's this, top shelf *
* All wins, ain't taking taking no L's *
* I'm a prize, no L, no 10s, just 12s *
Lips taste like a homegrown meal from-- from my grandma.
You know what I'm saying? They just-- it's just like--
[exhaling]
Oh, my--
* When I walk in, everybody knows, oh *
Hey, don't kiss my girl.
* How I do, how it is, how it goes *
-God damn, Uncle Sam. -I really liked it.
It was definitely giving, like, stripper,
Like, seductive.
Stripper kisses like--
* I'm a showstopper *
Basically, you say you kissed a stripper before, right?
-I don't kiss and tell. -Aha.
* So, show me what you got, baby *
* Yeah, yeah *
Well, hot damn, diggity jam.
* Come on, come on, show me what you got, baby *
Courtney, what's up? How was that kiss?
Like a 6.5?
I just needed more, like,
"fuck me against the wall right now" kind of energy.
And I was getting, like, we've been married for 10 years.
-Yeah. -No offense.
I got a little fanny flutters there.
I liked that.
That's a nine for me. [laughing]
Valerie, let me get that review.
I'mma have to go with an 8.
I feel like I was a bit generous.
Probably would have been, like, a little lower
if I didn't know it was him.
I like more aggression maybe.
* Come on, come on, show me what you got, baby *
It's like, "Open your mouth, please."
NARRATOR: Now new boy Tyler gets a chance
to, uh, introduce himself to each of the girls.
* This is gonna happen *
* Now, baby, don't be sorry *
Knocked my socks off.
Definitely got to step my game up with Tyler here.
I mean, look at the guy, man. He looks like Tarzan.
* You're a bad one, I can tell *
* I don't want nobody else *
-Deb, what's up? -I like this game.
9.5.
I got a bite in there, that was hot.
I could get into some trouble with that kiss.
I'm going to give it a solid nine.
I can't wait to do it again.
Enough said.
I don't feel Tyler is a competition for me.
I like this game, you know.
So, let's see how it's going to be.
* Best thing that I ever had *
* I just want that feeling back *
Ooh, it's getting spicy in "Love Island."
* Just relax, just check yourself *
* Tell me where you want to go *
* All night long *
* Baby, why don't we go? *
I'm, like, still not okay from it.
I would rate that one a 9.5.
If that went longer,
it would have led to other things, though.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I only have one word and it's "Damn."
I think that might be the best kiss I've ever had in my life.
10 for me.
***
I'm gonna give it a six because it was just, like, cute.
Yeah, it was-- Yeah.
[laughing]
It felt like a sword fight, a little bit.
It was like dagger tongue, you know?
Yeah.
[sighs]
[clicking tongue]
It was definitely a good kiss, but, um...
I think there could have been, like,
a little bit more something.
Okay. Got you.
[laughs brusquely]
I think we don't need to talk
about the kissing competition a whole lot more.
Take it home.
I have been told I'm a good kisser.
I'm going to continue to feel confident
'til otherwise proven different.
* You make me feel the way you should *
* But I dream about something we could do *
[sighs]
* We could take our time *
The way he was touching me,
it was, like, very sensual.
Like, that man really knew what he was doing.
* Get it on, get it on, get some *
My baby Zeta at the end,
I kind of gave a little extra pumpkin spice, yerr?
* We could take our time *
I feel like that's Timmy's.
I know his kisses. He's passionate kisser
and he's very, like, hands-on when he wants to be.
So yeah. That was like a 12 for me.
So, I guess a 10, if that's the highest it can go.
I loved everything. I didn't want it to stop.
I just hope it's who I think it is.
It's a 10 for sure.
Easy peasy. 10 it is.
I'm feeling pretty sexually aroused right now.
Definitely got butterflies down there.
I'm going to go 9.5.
-Okay. -Good on you, lads.
-Yeah. -I want more of that.
All right. Happy camper.
And our boy
who scored the most and is in first place is...
-Timmy. -Damn.
-[cheering] -Timmy?
I literally thought it was a new guy in the building
because I was like, "Who the fuck is this?"
Like--
That's what I'm talking about.
-Speech! Speech! -Speech! Speech!
Your speech, just say, "You're welcome."
I've been practicing all my life for this moment.
And, you know, I just--
I'm glad to share it with you guys.
And I'm glad y'all were watching.
[laughing]
That's it.
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
It was an afternoon spent blindfolded,
wondering who's kissing you.
But enough about my nan's 80th,
the boys and girls are comparing notes.
Hell of a game, man. Hell of a game.
I ain't got no complaints, bro.
I'mma definitely get some lessons from my guy, Timmy.
Timmy's kiss was really, really good.
-Yeah. -I think-- I just think--
That's because he was the only one that touched, though.
If they had all went for the ass grabbing,
I would have been like, "Come here."
The way y'all got the motion.
I mean, you know-- I need some lessons.
Step one is, like, I have lips.
I have lips. So, like, that's just biology.
I was born like this.
And then from there,
like, you just dance to the rhythm of the beat.
You feel me?
Kissing is like-- it's like a flow.
-You know what I'm saying? -Literally, bro.
-Like this-- -Yum.
Yum, yum.
Tongue.
[laughing]
Okay. Okay.
Jesse's kiss for me was literally like--
I want to just show you all, okay?
I felt like I was kissing a 12-year-old boy, like--
It wasn't the best kiss I've ever had in my life.
I think Tyler's was better, but I just felt it more.
I liked Tyler's kiss.
-I was like, "Damn." -Yeah.
Jesse's still definitely my number one.
But the best kiss of the day for me was Tyler.
Yeah, he's hot.
I like him. He can stay.
But how was your experience, my guy?
Solid first day, you kissed everybody, bro.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Shit.
Which one did you--
You was like, "Oh, yeah, this is the one."
Bro, low key, Deb.
Mm.
Val.
Mady, too.
Yeah, you know, I've always said
that I don't really have a type, but...
I really start to gravitate towards the blondes, I think.
But then Hurricane Val came
and she definitely knows what she's doing.
Felipe came in hot, you know.
-I felt that in my bones. -Yeah.
I love that all the other girls loved kissing Felipe.
I think it's hot.
I give credit where it's due.
I'm all for that.
Later we have to play this game again.
To see if we improve some scores.
Yeah.
NARRATOR: This show is never predictable.
Usually at this point we'd have a getting ready montage.
But because new boy Tyler's here,
we've mixed things up.
And we're having a getting ready montage with Tyler in it.
See?
* I got my head out the sunroof *
* I'm blasting our favorite tunes *
* I only got one thing on my mind *
-How you feeling, bro? -Feeling good, man,
how you feeling?
I just want to have a connection already.
I want a boyfriend.
I want a boyfriend so bad.
Love really is the strongest thing on the planet.
I'm done being a ho. I don't want to be a ho.
I think everyone deserves to have, like,
their version of a fairy tale.
Oh, yeah, it's giving.
It's giving.
* Yeah, we're driving down the freeway at night *
* I only got one thing in the back of my mind *
Isaiah had attempted to tell me his feelings today.
I'mma pack one and I'mma dip the shit.
Then I'm gonna--
-And he said-- -Wait, he did?
-- that he likes me and that--
Reverse it and then I'm gonna--
He asked me if he could, like, put some more pressure
on, like, me being his girl or whatever.
-Aw! -Aw!
Take a video and I'mma clip this shit.
[laughing]
I just want to find someone, like,
that, like, fucking wants me.
Okurr.
-Boys are stupid. -[laughing]
* I'm blasting our favorite tunes *
And she's ready.
* I only got one thing on my mind *
* You got me stuck on the thought of you *
* You're making me feel brand... *
Fucking Tarzan. Man, fuck.
-I'll do a little turn. -Oh, okay.
[overlapping chatter]
Everyone's looking good as fuck.
Yeah, season four.
Cheers to lifelong friends and lifetime memories,
adding a new member to the villa tonight
and continuing to find love.
[cheering]
***
-What's going on, girl? -Oh, man.
Just excited that they brought someone that I'm attracted to.
I was a little scared
just because I had my headbands.
You look cute.
I don't even know if you meant to do it,
but, like, you just made me feel comfortable-
-Good. -I appreciate it.
Yes, of course. I'm so glad.
You're very attractive, too, look at you.
Oh, that makes me happy,
because sometimes I'm like, where's the compliments?
-My outfit was on point. -Girl, look at you.
I'm telling you, orange is your color.
Thank you. Color is just color.
You know, I praise the "Love Island" Gods.
Y'all brought me a stallion.
I want a man that's confident and also like my--
-I'm his biggest fan. -Yeah.
And that's caring--
And that's-- that's like the-- sorry for calling you, bro.
-I don't know why-- -No, what's up, dog?
-What's good? -Yes.
You're fine, but don't call me bro no more.
-No, I'm kidding. -I was like, shit.
No. Call me sweetheart.
Sereniti, like, wowed me.
Like, that girl's awesome.
She's just so bubbly and, like, happy.
She definitely turned my head.
Oh, you are literally sent from heaven, I swear.
No, that's what I always want to be.
NARRATOR: Search "Love Island USA" on TikTok
to find loads of exclusive content
and all the latest juicy gossip from the villa
everyone's talking about.
Swerve Island, we out.
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
I've got a feeling
the new boy is going to tear the roof off this villa.
But don't worry, he is a Tyler,
so he can stick it straight back on.
Y'all excited to talk to anybody out here?
You know, who you sniping first?
Deb, honestly.
I would definitely say, like, Deb is at the top of my list.
It just like felt like a spark with her, I would say.
And then Sereniti,
definitely very easy on the eyes.
But Val, after that kiss, bro,
was just, like, eye-opening.
I was like, "Whoa."
-Whoa! -Literally, bro.
I was like, "What the hell?"
Hell, yeah.
We got to step up our game, man.
You know, get on our shit.
You know, Tyler's into Deb and Val.
So, if I don't make a decision here soon,
he's definitely going to swoop up on me.
And, you know, I don't want him to choose for me.
He's going to talk to Deb.
-How you feel about that? -I got to get on my shit.
You know what I am saying?
How are you going to tell Deb how you feel?
I'mma always have a soft spot for Deb.
She never really left the number one spot
in my heart, you know what I'm saying?
I don't wanna disrespect Val in any type of way.
More and more, though, it's just like...
Deb.
I say tonight you let her know, bro.
If you really want Deb--
I mean, bro, because he about to apply the pressure, bro.
So, I'm just saying, like, yo, if that's what you want,
you might want to do that
before she start looking some other type of way, bro.
Hell yeah. I mean, I can't play with the food on the table,
you know, for too long.
-It gets cold and stale. -Gonna get cold.
Someone's going to heat that shit up.
Tough, bro, it's tough.
Do you want to talk?
Well, no, I was going to talk to Jesse.
Oh, can I talk to you, though?
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.
I just wanted to see, like,
where you're head's at.
Cause I'm, like, kind of--
I feel like I'm getting, like,
such mixed signals from Jesse.
I don't know, I'm obviously feeling, like, very vulnerable,
and, like, I have a strong connection with him,
and I just, like, want you to, like, be honest.
Honestly, like, with me, like--
Like, if I wasn't feeling him, I would, like, say it.
I mean, it's not like I'm not, like,
feeling him at all, 'cause I am.
It's just like, I haven't had the chance
to get where I want to get with him.
-Yeah. -You know, that is the issue.
You know what threw me off a little bit was you said
that, like, you and him have a strong connection
and, like, he told me that, like, he and I also do.
And then like, Zeta was telling me
that, like, he ranks me, like, as his number one.
And so, I just want to like-
He told me he ranked me as his number one.
Okay.
* This could be the downfall *
"Like, if there was to be a recoupling,
like, would you actually pick me?"
And he was like, "Yes, I would."
-Oh, he said that? -Yeah.
He's like, "I am very much physically attracted to you
and I feel like I can learn so much from you.
Like, intellectually, like, you're such a smart girl."
Right, that's interesting
because Zeta told me that he literally said,
like, the exact same thing about me.
If he's telling you the same thing he's telling me,
it's like, okay, how do we know which one's true?
And at the same time he's like,
"Why would he be telling us the same thing in the first place?"
I'm feeling very much disrespected right now.
Apparently, this whole time
Jesse has been telling me and Deb the same things.
And everybody knew except for me.
Don't tell us the same motherfucking thing.
-Hey, Deb. -Hi.
-You wanna go for a chat? -Yeah.
-You're good. -No, you are good. Okay.
You all right?
I just really wanted to talk to Valerie
because I feel like she's, like, all over him.
She chose him.
He may feel obligated to continue that
without feeling like a dickhead.
-Right. -It's no excuse.
Jesse does need to be called out.
* This could be the downfall *
* This could be the end of it all *
* This could be the downfall *
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
Couple Val and Jesse are headed to the Treehouse.
Val's smiling because she knows exactly
what's about to happen.
And Jesse's smiling
because he has no idea what's about to happen.
First, I want to know how you're feeling.
Yeah, I feel great.
I'm happy to share a bed with you,
to be coupled up with you. I mean, look at you.
You know what I mean?
-Do you mean that, though? -Yes.
You know, I said I needed to get to know you better
and we hit it off so fucking fast.
You really sparked and caught my eye
real fucking fast, like that.
Honestly, I just didn't come here to be in a trouple.
I feel like that's what I'm in right now.
A trouple? A triangle or trouble?
Like a trouple. Like a three people couple.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.
That's what I feel like I'm doing.
'Cause it's really hard for me
whenever I'm, like, with the girls
and they all mention how much--
"Oh, my God, Jesse just likes Deb so much."
And then I literally just had a conversation with her,
and she told me that you told her that she's your number one.
Why didn't you tell me that from the beginning?
Hundred percent honest with you--
Because if I had known,
I wouldn't have like, literally like--
You wouldn't have picked me.
* Don't you come back no more *
I feel like I was being lied to.
That's how I feel like right now.
Because the other day you told me I would pick you.
You said, "Yeah, I have a strong connection with Deb.
But I would pick you." You told me that.
* Hit the road, Jack *
* And don't you come back no more *
* No more, no more, no more *
I said me and Deb have a strong connection.
It's definitely undeniable.
I know I told you that's never going to change.
That's what I'm saying.
And that's what I know-- I want to know where I stand.
And I want you to be honest with me.
* Don't you come back no more *
* What you say? *
If I led you on, I'm truly sorry.
I don't mean to do that at all.
So now you're saying you're coupled with her?
I am.
All right, so that's all I need to know.
* What you say? *
* Hit the road *
So, one day you feel one of us,
and then the other day you feel the other one?
How the fuck does that make sense?
Like, I feel like
he just definitely just wasn't straight up.
Like, he literally just didn't have the balls
to say shit how it was.
* Don't you come back no more *
* What you say? *
I said, "Bye, Jesse."
* Don't you come back no more *
I'm over it. Peace out.
* Don't you come back *
* Don't you come back no more *
NARRATOR: On Sunday night...
it's decision time for one girl...
while one boy is on the prowl.
Tell me about yourself, though.
I haven't got to talk to you yet.
Yeah.
It's good news for me
because you're at the top of my list.
NARRATOR: And the first re-coupling
sends one Islander packing.
* Where do we go from here? *
***