1 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:12,645 NARRATOR: Welcome to Love Island USA week one recap, 2 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,481 where you get to see all the hot moments 3 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:17,984 from this week's episodes of Love Island USA. 4 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:21,254 * Take me down-- * 5 00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:23,790 [contestants cheering] 6 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,825 NARRATOR: It's good to be on your back-- 7 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,861 I mean, it's good to be back. 8 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:29,996 After all, hot people yelling ‘whoo' 9 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,032 is a natural anti-depressant. 10 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:33,533 [contestants cheering] 11 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:36,369 Hello, girls. 12 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,171 [girls shrieking] 13 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,140 Welcome to Love Island. 14 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:43,043 The new girls came in hot. 15 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,179 Oh, shit. 16 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:50,750 NARRATOR: Every Saturday on Peacock, you get the goods. 17 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,919 Let's do this. Come, on. 18 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:55,088 All ladies: Boys. Boys. Boys. Boys. 19 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:56,990 Wow. I mean, God Bless America. 20 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:58,692 NARRATOR: No menu needed. 21 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:02,796 We only serve hot bodies a side of "Oh, no, they didn't." 22 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:05,465 Fair warning, it gets pretty sexy. 23 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,068 Cue the montage. 24 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,803 * Oh, don't you play no games * 25 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:11,304 [girl shrieking] 26 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:13,173 NARRATOR: Grinding on the lap of someone 27 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:16,543 you've just met reminds me of my childhood Labrador. 28 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,211 R.I.P. Spot. 29 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,780 -My leg never saw it coming. -[dog barks] 30 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,615 My God! 31 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:28,321 *** 32 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:33,226 NARRATOR: It's the Love Island USA recap. 33 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:36,096 Season four, baby. Yeah. 34 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,699 Take a look at this stunning Santa Barbara villa. 35 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,568 I mean, look at this place. 36 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,303 I wonder if they have extra rooms 37 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:46,673 for a devilish handsome view artist because... 38 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,309 I want to go there. 39 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,712 Question is: will all the beds still be 40 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,547 two feet apart in one long room? 41 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:56,916 Oh, thank God. What are our Islanders 42 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,918 without too much personal space this season. 43 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,220 Phew. 44 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,890 Oh, my favorite part: The Jeep squeal. 45 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:06,059 The California sun is so hot, 46 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:08,895 the girls risk getting a nasty burn on their cheeks. 47 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:11,231 Good job they didn't sit down. 48 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,199 First up is Deb and Sereniti. 49 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,170 Deb seemed prepared. 50 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:18,638 Oh, yeah. I forgot to put on underwear. 51 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,774 -[chuckles] -NARRATOR: Oh. 52 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,743 My name is Deb Chubb. I'm 26. 53 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,312 I live in Redondo Beach, California, 54 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,915 and I've been single for so long, 55 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:31,851 that if I don't find love here, I'm becoming an a nun. 56 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,086 A nun. Fuck. 57 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,290 Love island, you better find me some freakin' love. 58 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,359 Shut up! 59 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,461 This is so freakin' amazing. 60 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,797 -[Girls together] Champagne! -Ah! 61 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,198 You want to pop it? 62 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:46,666 -[champagne cork pops] -[squealing] 63 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:47,867 Hit it. 64 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,103 NARRATOR: Now for Sereniti, 65 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,005 she's looking for love and booze. 66 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,373 That always works out. 67 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:54,641 All right! 68 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,476 Let's loosen up, guys. We're in Hawaii! 69 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,245 I'm Sereniti. I'm 28 years old. 70 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,782 I was raised in a very small town, 71 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,918 where there was not many girls that looked like me. 72 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:06,419 So, I never thought I was pretty. 73 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,321 You know when they say you're short 74 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,290 or not attractive, you're like, funny? 75 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,926 Now I'm like, funny and, like, kind of cute. 76 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,194 I stopped being the second player, 77 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,363 I'm number one now, baby. [laughs] 78 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,164 NARRATOR: Then we met Sydney, who helped fulfill our 79 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,267 diversity requirement of one sassy ginger. 80 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:22,702 We'd have more, but we didn't 81 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,104 have the sunblock budget for that. 82 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:27,173 Oh, my God. Stop it. 83 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,143 You are gorgeous, baby. 84 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,348 My name is Sydney. I'm 22 years old. 85 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,750 I'm from Houston, Texas. 86 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:42,856 My best friends would describe me as savage, 87 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:47,394 spontaneous, funny as fuck. Can you cuss on Love Island? 88 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,329 Oh, perfect. 89 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,598 I feel like I have the worst experience with men. 90 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,133 They always wanna hook up with a redhead, 91 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,668 but none of them wanna cuff a redhead. 92 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,369 I don't know if I'm too much for them. 93 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,341 My red flags are: If they don't compliment you every day. 94 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:04,878 I'm not needy, but like-- It takes a lot to piss me off. 95 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:08,148 But, like, if you do, like, I will verbally annihilate you. 96 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,316 But other than that, I'm super nice. 97 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,886 How long have you been single? 98 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,188 -What happened? -Give us all the deets. 99 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:17,691 The relationship got kind of toxic towards the end, 100 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:20,126 and obviously I immediately cut it off 101 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,928 and I just haven't looked back. 102 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:23,496 -Do you still talk to him? -Fuck no. 103 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,698 -Good. -Great answer. 104 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:29,869 NARRATOR: Then we met Zeta. She's from England. 105 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,472 The country you probably think I'm from 106 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,641 because Americans think we're all the same. 107 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,176 Thanks, guys. 108 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,079 I'm Zeta. I'm 29 years old. 109 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:43,650 I'm from London and I am here to find my husband. 110 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:47,454 I really love being a Brit. But being a Brit in America, 111 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,756 definitely very interesting. 112 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,858 I can't say like, Oh, can have a cup of water? 113 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:54,227 They're like what you saying? Now, I literally say, 114 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:55,995 Can I have water? 115 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,430 NARRATOR: And then Courtney arrived. 116 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,066 She's from Florida, and that's all you need to know. 117 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,569 * Hey, Hey * 118 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:05,638 * We got one lift but we're not going to waste it * 119 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:09,209 My name is Courtney. I'm 24. 120 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,945 I'm originally from Florida, and I'm a stylist. 121 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,480 Wow. 122 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:16,082 * Hit the party pop the champagne Make it bubbly * 123 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:18,485 I am super bubbly. I love to laugh. 124 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:21,588 I have a very raunchy sense of humor. 125 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:24,324 I'm kind of working on trying not to saying things right 126 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,393 when they come to my head because it's like word vomit. 127 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:27,927 Yes. Of course, not. 128 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:30,630 Whatever the fuck you want. [laughs] 129 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:34,300 NARRATOR: Three cheers now four cheers to our Islander girls. 130 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,069 Casting you nailed it again. 131 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:39,072 I can't wait to watch them fall in love, laugh, cry, 132 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,574 scream and jog in bathing suits. 133 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:45,111 You are welcome, America. Five fantastic girls. 134 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,913 And here's another one for you. 135 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,516 The host of Love Island, Sarah Hyland. 136 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,718 Hello, girls. 137 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,988 Welcome to Love Island. 138 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,322 Ha. Ha. Ha. 139 00:05:57,323 --> 00:06:00,026 Are you ready to meet some boys? 140 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,261 All girls: Yes. 141 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:03,663 NARRATOR: When the men started arriving, 142 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,433 the first coupling ceremony began. 143 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,302 -Okay. He's cute. -Oh, my goodness. 144 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:10,737 [cheering] 145 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,139 Andy showed up first. 146 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,776 We're feeling good right now. My name's Andy. 147 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,845 I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota. 148 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,948 I'm Minnesota nice. Ope is such a staple in Minnesota? 149 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,684 The word Ope comes out of my mouth probably 50 times a day. 150 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,820 NARRATOR: I sense a drinking game coming on. 151 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,688 -Ope. -NARRATOR: Every time Andy says 152 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,757 Ope, I get to drink. 153 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,559 -Ope. -NARRATOR: That's me. 154 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:33,827 -Drink time. -I mean, it's ope, 155 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,096 let me sneak right by you. 156 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,564 You're gonna hear it all night long: Ope. 157 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:39,532 -NARRATOR: Drink time. -You know, looks wise. 158 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,334 I've definitely had to type in the past. 159 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:44,137 A tan, blond, athletic, a nice ass and nice legs. 160 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,139 In the bedroom, I love when they say Daddy. 161 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,508 You call me Daddy, it's game over. Ope. 162 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,510 NARRATOR: Drink. 163 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:52,145 Now that I'm well-hydrated, 164 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,546 let's show you what happened 165 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,382 at the first coupling ceremony. 166 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,250 Okay, girls. 167 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:59,586 If Andy is your type. 168 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,721 Then step forward. 169 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,524 NARRATOR: Sereniti stepped forward for Andy. 170 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:07,494 But ope there it is, Andy picked Courtney. 171 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,696 -You're beautiful. -Thank you. 172 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:12,732 NARRATOR: Sereniti not now, I guess. 173 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:14,801 Timmy came second. 174 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,202 Oh, he's fine. 175 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,338 Definitely Love Island, my God! 176 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,240 NARRATOR: Timmy is a real estate agent 177 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,075 and personal trainer. The perfect guy to meet 178 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,045 if you're out of shape and homeless. 179 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,148 Who is Timmy Square? I mean, if you're asking me- 180 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,416 mind your business. 181 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:33,286 I love words. Wordplay, metaphors, 182 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,755 similes, entendres, all of that. 183 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,791 Be yourself. Don't g yourself. 184 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:40,460 Like me how you see yourself. Me yourself. 185 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:43,129 I just said me yourself. Got to catch up to that. 186 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:48,335 -I'll step forward. -She's already falling for you. 187 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,639 NARRATOR: Sydney and Zeta both stepped forward Timmy. 188 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,841 Clearly they have heard his poetry before. 189 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:58,244 And Timmy picks Zeta. Chin up, Sydney. 190 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,647 Every journey of love begins with one step, 191 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,383 that nearly breaks your ankle. 192 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,352 Then we met Isaiah. 193 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,456 Love the dangly earrings. 194 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,890 [laughing] 195 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,559 Got to watch out for that one. 196 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,929 *** 197 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,532 NARRATOR: Hey, Isaiah. What are you all about? 198 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,835 -I'm all about a great time. -NARRATOR: Do you give a fuck? 199 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,303 Yeah, I don't-- I don't give a fuck. 200 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,208 My name is Isaiah. I am 21 years old 201 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,210 from South Dakota, and I'm a waiter. 202 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,845 I'm the life of the party. 203 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:33,913 I'm usually the person who has a drink up in the air. 204 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,482 Kind of just throwing my hips around. 205 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,851 If you're trying to dance, I ain't gonna hate on you. 206 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:39,285 I'm gonna try and join you. 207 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:44,391 I want someone I'm excited to come home to. 208 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,326 I'd just like someone that would like to flirt with me 209 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,794 while we're making supper. Someone that- 210 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,163 Sorry, I have goose bumps. [chuckles] 211 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,933 I'm super open for love, for sure. 212 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,302 The other day, that's what it's about. 213 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,905 *** 214 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:02,042 NARRATOR: Well, let's see if Sydney can stick the landing. 215 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,010 -And she's good. -[laughs] 216 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,479 [laughing] 217 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:11,885 So, Isaiah, you can choose any of the five girls. 218 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,287 Who are you going to pick? 219 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,123 NARRATOR: Deb and Sydney both step forward. 220 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,459 Isaiah picks Sydney. 221 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,528 -Hi, nice to meet you. -How's it going? 222 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:25,231 * You feel it but you know * 223 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,866 NARRATOR: Then Jesse walked in. 224 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,303 * You wander all around Go all around * 225 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,106 Wow. Wow. I mean, God bless America. 226 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,575 NARRATOR: Let's just say he knows 227 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,377 what to do with a stranger's package. 228 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,446 * Girl, break it, break it, break it, break it * 229 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,648 * Get that money girl make it, make it, make it * 230 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,850 My name's Jesse Bray, 27 years old, 231 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:46,753 from Houston, Texas. I deliver packages for a living. 232 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:49,589 Oh. Oh, this is dope, man. 233 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,424 My grandmother and my mom raised me, 234 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:54,627 and that just made me care for women differently. 235 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:57,230 We're not having sex on the first night. 236 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,899 Maybe the second night. [laughing] 237 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,504 You can choose any of the girls to couple up with. 238 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,572 Okay. 239 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:10,276 NARRATOR: Deb stepped forward and Jesse picked Deb. 240 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,544 Nice to meet you. 241 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:15,048 * He put my cash in my back pocket * 242 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,317 Oh, my goodness. 243 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,753 NARRATOR: And then there was Felipe. 244 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:24,124 -Oh, my goodness. -How are you guys doing? 245 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,558 NARRATOR: We brought in the Brazilian model 246 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,927 to the love island. You know, 247 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,397 so all the Brazilian models watching at home could relate. 248 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:35,001 My name is Felipe. I'm 32 years old, 249 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,836 and I'm a model from Brazil. 250 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,942 Sex is 95% of the relationship for me. 251 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,412 If you don't get connection in the bed, 252 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,615 I don't think so the rest can survive in your relationship. 253 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,850 I'm excited to go to the villa. 254 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,019 I don't care about the guys, just the girls. 255 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,888 I'm going to fall in love. No. 256 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,859 *** 257 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,461 Is it good news? 258 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,931 So, Philippe, Sereniti, stepped forward. 259 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,132 I'm going for her. 260 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,300 [laughing] 261 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,836 I think he's happy. I didn't even have to ask. 262 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,472 NARRATOR: That part is always so nerve wracking. 263 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,108 Let's recap who coupled up with who, shall we? 264 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,711 We've got Andy and Courtney. 265 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,446 Timmy and Zeta. 266 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,214 Isaiah and Sydney. 267 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,516 Jesse and Deb. 268 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,220 Felipe and Sereniti, a.k.a. Seripe. 269 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,289 *** 270 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,730 All the new couples seem to be hitting it off. 271 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,432 I am a realtor, so I sell homes 272 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,102 and then my business partner is actually my mother. 273 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,804 NARRATOR: Well, most of them. 274 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,507 She also is probably my best friend. 275 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,976 -I frigging love her. -Yes. 276 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,644 Yes. 277 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,447 NARRATOR: Think happy thoughts, Andy. 278 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,851 Rose petals on a bed. Champagne and strawberries. 279 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,187 Basically, the opposite of my mommy is my best friend. 280 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,057 She's going to eat that person alive. 281 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,860 *** 282 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,229 All our Islanders got settled into their new home 283 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,931 and started getting ready for the evening. 284 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,433 -Yeah. -Cute. 285 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,101 That looks so good on you. 286 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,237 Ain't no plug in over here. 287 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,507 I think so. In just that you're ginger. 288 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,509 -Yeah. -Are you-Are you naturally? 289 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,745 -Yeah. My vag is orange. -Really? 290 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,414 NARRATOR: My crotch is also orange, 291 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,083 but it's only because I'm reckless with cheesy snacks. 292 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,385 Orange you glad we casted her? 293 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,921 Gang. Gang, gang. 294 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,489 Cheers. 295 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,692 Cheers. 296 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,501 NARRATOR: Good luck, Love islanders. 297 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:51,538 May the Law of Attraction be ever in your favor. 298 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,239 *** 299 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:05,785 NARRATOR: Welcome back to this week's Love Island USA recap. 300 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,955 Santa Barbara, a quaint and classy coastal town 301 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,624 that we're not treating in a quaint and classy way. 302 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,060 Oh. 303 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,596 NARRATOR: The islanders had to get to know each other. 304 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,064 My idea was psychedelics, 305 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,100 but the producers had a different idea. 306 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,601 Called suck and blow. 307 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,470 [contestants chattering] 308 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,605 [cheers] 309 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,441 NARRATOR: Here's Tammy and Zeta proving their chemistry 310 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,710 and lactose intolerance. 311 00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:33,079 [cheers] 312 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,081 It was a nice kiss. Is a cool kiss. 313 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,616 No pun intended. 314 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,252 NARRATOR: Felipe had a double make out with Courtney and Zeta, 315 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:42,622 which is really another example of Brazilian athleticism. 316 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,823 Spicey. 317 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,860 Courtney for me, she was a bit shy. 318 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,628 And then she changed my mind. 319 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,196 -Boom. -Oh. 320 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,999 NARRATOR: Then Jesse decided to donate his shirt to charity 321 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,868 and celebrate his philanthropy 322 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,837 with a Deb orientated striptease. 323 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:58,905 So, kind. 324 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,308 * Would you look at that body and my body * 325 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,477 Definitely had me a little out of character. 326 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,948 That's something I wouldn't do on a typical day. 327 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,316 [laughs] 328 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,785 Oh. 329 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,119 Put it in your mouth. 330 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,888 NARRATOR: Then Isaiah sucked Sydney's finger 331 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,423 without breaking eye contact. 332 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,825 According to the Irish, sucking a red head's finger 333 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,795 is one year of good luck. 334 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,763 Seven, if you do the tall one. 335 00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:25,165 [cheers] 336 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,834 They should call this move, the horny popsicle. 337 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,769 That was a first for me. 338 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,639 NARRATOR: Then, Courtney lost every ring, 339 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,374 and Andy was like, I'll help you find it. 340 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,610 Because suck and blow is also about friendship. 341 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,779 [cheering] 342 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,247 Oh, my god. 343 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,751 I'm so sorry to my nanny and both of my parents. 344 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,586 Oh, my god. 345 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:51,491 NARRATOR: After they took suck and blowing off their to do list 346 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,793 there was only one remaining task. 347 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,228 The gushing. 348 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,263 Over how much they fancy the boys. 349 00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,433 I'm actually attracted to every guy here. 350 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,036 -They're all so attractive. -They're all so hot. 351 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,671 That Felipe, yeah. He looks like he could 352 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,474 throw me around a little bit. I like that. [laughs] 353 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,209 I chose to stay Jesse number one, 354 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,177 I truly have not talked to anyone else. 355 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,047 -Speak it. -[girls laughing & shrieking] 356 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,915 NARRATOR: And our apologies to any dogs watching 357 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,951 who found Deb's squeal a bit much. 358 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,652 -[cell phone text coming in] -Is that a text? 359 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,121 NARRATOR: Now to a fateful text 360 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,256 that saw two boys hatch a roaming plan. 361 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,558 Switch up, double trouble. 362 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,528 -Switch up, double trouble. -You got it. 363 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,064 NARRATOR: Timmy received a text inviting two of the boys 364 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,566 out on a date with two surprise bombshells. 365 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,603 The guys decided that Jesse and Felipe 366 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,471 should go on the date. While the other three 367 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:41,541 distracted the girls on the balcony. 368 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,377 -So, that Jessie and Felipe-- -Hey baby. 369 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,314 NARRATOR: Could sneak out of the villa to go on their dates. 370 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,383 Sneaky, sneaky. 371 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,420 -Have you all seen Felipe? -Wait, where did they go? 372 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,288 -No, we-- -They are on dates right now. 373 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,157 -Oh. -Wait. What? 374 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,625 -They, what? -Oh. 375 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,261 NARRATOR: Sereniti is either very upset with Felipe, 376 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,098 or has been playing fast and loose with disco tikka masala. 377 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,633 Oh, well, go on then. 378 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,702 This is Love Island, after all. 379 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,237 I have a feeling there will be another 12 hour relationship 380 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,373 in your near future. 381 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,443 Because Love Island dropped a bomb-- 382 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,479 Two of them, to be exact. Mady and Valerie. 383 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,681 * Stand up. * 384 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:25,352 I'm Mady, and I'm here to find the love of my life. 385 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,688 I can't wait to get into the villa because I love to kiss. 386 00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,623 So watch out, boys. 387 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,661 * Feel the ground start shakin' * 388 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,429 * Here me now, ain't seen... * 389 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,566 Hey, I'm Valerie. I'm from Costa Rica. I have no filter. 390 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,335 I do what I want. I say what I want to say. 391 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,271 And, honestly I'm not worried what people think about me. 392 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,941 Cheers. To our first night in the villa. 393 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,543 These are two very gorgeous girls. 394 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,513 I feel like I should be the one to welcome them into the villa. 395 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,914 I want to shoot my shot first. 396 00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,282 -What are your signs? -Taurus. 397 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,650 Taurus. Okay. Okay. 398 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,020 A lot of guys that I ever liked have been taurus. 399 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:04,257 I actually got some, you know, photographic. 400 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,427 -Oh. My God. -Holy shit. 401 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,029 -They're really cute. -Yeah. 402 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,765 -Another blonde. -Alright! 403 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,333 Another blonde. 404 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,468 Fuck. 405 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,872 So you guys have a certain particular type 406 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,173 that you guys go for? 407 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,208 I'm really just looking for someone 408 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,144 who, you know, pursues me. 409 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,879 She just looks like her extensions 410 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,747 are in better than mine. 411 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,184 For me, I would say I'm a sucker for tattoos. 412 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,552 -Yeah, -Sure. I mean- 413 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,054 -Yeah. -Kind of like part of me too, 414 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,321 I would say. 415 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,856 How many tattoos do you have? 416 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,759 Like three or four- You got tattoos? 417 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:42,095 -Three or four. -Yeah, about three or four. 418 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:45,265 Three or four like, giant size, you know, like... 419 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,101 -Do you have any? -I have only one. 420 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,235 And no one can see. 421 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,570 It's on my hips. 422 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,871 Okay. Okay. 423 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,740 -Maybe one of us would be. -Yeah. 424 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,642 NARRATOR: Jessie heads off with Mady. 425 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,244 He's on a blonde ambition tour himself. 426 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,347 And Val and Felipe seem to get along, 427 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,815 but it's unclear if Felipe's 428 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,317 -dreaming of 'Valifornication.' -Oh, my God. 429 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,518 That is right. 430 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,888 * Watch me Just watch me now * 431 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,690 I want to hear how their dates went. 432 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,192 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 433 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,561 NARRATOR: Then you guys took the girls back to the villa 434 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,129 to meet the rest of the islanders. 435 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,032 -How are y'all? -Good. 436 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,767 -How are you? -I'm great. 437 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,036 NARRATOR: And almost everyone was excited to meet them. 438 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,372 The new girls came in hot. 439 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,474 I'm Valerie, nice to meet you. 440 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,210 They're gorgeous, like flawless skin. 441 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,045 Let's head over to the fire pit. 442 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,646 -Let's go. -Okay, let's go. 443 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,816 Mady, I feel like, is my conjoined twin. 444 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,218 It's going to be interesting. 445 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,054 Do you have anyone that you like from look wise? 446 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:42,889 Think you would have picked to go on the date, 447 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,357 if you had your own choice? 448 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,892 Honestly, I feel like everybody's, like, 449 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,293 -Ah, -attractive. 450 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,762 -Safe answer. -I know, I'm a-- 451 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,563 if I were to go by type-type, 452 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,565 I usually go with guys with tattoos. 453 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,100 Felipe has no tattoos. 454 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,902 [laughing] 455 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,972 I am a big personality person, 456 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:02,542 But first impression, I'm going to say... Felipe. 457 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,577 Cute. 458 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,815 I feel like I look like her. 459 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,384 Yeah. Jessie, I guess, definitely has a type. 460 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,153 Yeah? Yeah. How are you feeling about it? 461 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,521 -Like honestly. -I mean, I'm fine. 462 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,890 Like, I don't like-- I don't care. 463 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,191 -Yeah -Like, I think it's all right. 464 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,093 Definitely, like little- 465 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,195 Can't just get all the blondes you want. 466 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,897 NARRATOR: Yeah. Jesse, you can't just get 467 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,298 all the blondes you want. 468 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,134 This is Love Island, not Norway Island. 469 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,036 But what you can't get is a well- earned 470 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:32,372 commercial break or not. 471 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,341 Depends on your subscription plan. 472 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,742 Good night! 473 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,454 NARRATOR: Welcome back to the Love Island USA Week one recap 474 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,290 And good morning, Santa Barbara. 475 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,393 Take a look at this stunning Santa Barbara villa. 476 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,629 Beautiful enough to be a rehab clinic for billionaires. 477 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,164 Funny, when I woke up and there was 478 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:01,001 just like so many shirtless boys. 479 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,937 Oh, my God. I saw Jesse's body and I was like-- 480 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,338 Jesse and Felipe. 481 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,407 Jesse's really cute. Felipe's really cute. 482 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,909 Today is my actual first full day in the villa. 483 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:11,478 I wanna talk to all the guys. 484 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,213 I definitely have a couple in mind 485 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,215 that... I'm kind of like, liking. 486 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,983 -Isaiah. -He looks like trouble. 487 00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:18,651 Yes, he wants to be trouble. 488 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,986 -Yeah. -You know what I mean? Like-- 489 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,288 He's definitely someone you have fun with. 490 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,923 Me and Sydney had that one on one. 491 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:25,392 You kinda have to compare, bro. 492 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,160 That's what I'm going to do for a little bit. 493 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,396 You know, a lot of fish in the tank, bro. 494 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,264 NARRATOR: After his date with the new girls, 495 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,533 Felipe's still coupled with Sereniti. 496 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,269 But like in church, when you're aunty marries your dad, 497 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,905 she's confused as to where she stands. 498 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,974 Did you get mad about my date or no? 499 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,509 No, I wasn't mad about your date. 500 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,344 I think I was just, like, confused. 501 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,713 Between me and Sereniti. Now, I feel like 502 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,748 I still don't know her much, 503 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:51,685 to be sure on which stage we are at, you know? 504 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,753 And for me, it's like if I said to the girls 505 00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:55,655 and I feel one interested in one of them, 506 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,357 I'm going to come to intimacy. 507 00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,093 You know, like you don't get that stress, you know? 508 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,327 No, no. 509 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,063 You know, so I like it that way. 510 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:05,165 But you can ask to marry me, okay. 511 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,600 -Aw. I have to propose? -You have to. 512 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,202 Oh, hell, no. 513 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,271 [laughing] You propose to me. 514 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,374 -[text coming through] -Oh, my gosh. I got a text. 515 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,942 [cheers] 516 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,778 NARRATOR: The Islanders have a game to play. 517 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,848 Yes. They've jogged in slo-mo in matching outfits. 518 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,517 Yes, the game is more about gossip and doing naughty stuff 519 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:28,355 than actually winning. Let's play ship happens. 520 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,623 Let's go. 521 00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:35,161 This girl has hooking up with other women on her bucket list. 522 00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:37,297 Oh. 523 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,206 It just kept going. 524 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:48,208 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, 525 00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,410 okay five Mississippi, six Mississippi. 526 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:52,579 Sydney. 527 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,515 Why not? Girls are hot. 528 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,417 [laughs] 529 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,919 This girl is so wild in the bedroom 530 00:21:59,953 --> 00:22:02,389 that she once even broke her bed during sex. 531 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,229 And maybe they just thought 532 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:11,064 that she was the answer to the challenge. 533 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:15,168 But, I don't know. Maybe there was some other intention there. 534 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,569 Courtney. 535 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:19,973 Broke the bed. 536 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,742 We just started fucking, like, really passionate. 537 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:25,078 -And caved in? -Yeah. Boom. 538 00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:28,448 Well, this boy cheated on his girlfriend of six months 539 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,650 during a family vacation in Mexico. 540 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,623 [girls squeal] 541 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:44,197 Back off, guy. Like finders keepers, bitches. 542 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:46,833 Okay. Let's find out. 543 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,501 It's definitely not something I'm proud of. 544 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,103 -Okay. -Okay. 545 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:54,407 This boy once had a foursome with him and three girls. 546 00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:55,842 Sounds like a fun time. 547 00:22:58,678 --> 00:22:59,813 Oh. 548 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:02,482 Raise your hand if you've been kissed by Felipe. 549 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:05,151 Let me put my hand down, obviously. 550 00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:07,754 * Kiss me like summer * 551 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:11,791 *** 552 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:17,497 NARRATOR: Before moving on, let's recap who likes who. 553 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,065 Andy is coupled up with Courtney. 554 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,334 But Courtney seems to have eyes for Felipe. 555 00:23:21,368 --> 00:23:23,737 Timmy and Zeta only have eyes for each other. 556 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:24,838 I think it's legit. 557 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,673 Isaiah's coupled up with Sydney, 558 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,908 but we're already seeing more red flags 559 00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:30,744 than a communist parade-parade. 560 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,613 Felipe seems to have friend zoned Sereniti 561 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,448 and is keeping his options open. 562 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,484 I don't know how they're feeling after 563 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,152 she found out I cheated on my ex-girlfriend. 564 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,453 That annoyed me. 565 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,255 NARRATOR: Jesse is in a couple with Deb, 566 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:45,225 but with two new bombshells, one of whom is blond, 567 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:46,793 he may be tempted to switch. 568 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,129 Because, like Pamela Anderson's hairbrush, 569 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:50,930 Jesse only sees blonde. 570 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:52,766 Surprise. 571 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:53,867 [text message comes through] 572 00:23:54,401 --> 00:23:55,435 She got a text. 573 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:56,703 I got a text. 574 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:58,104 Oh. 575 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,709 -She is serious, you know? -I know. 576 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:06,246 NARRATOR: Bombshell Valerie got a text saying that both her 577 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:09,049 and Bombshell Mady have the power to choose 578 00:24:09,082 --> 00:24:10,617 which boys they want to steal. 579 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,653 It's like they're each carrying a crowbar of love. 580 00:24:13,687 --> 00:24:16,056 Tonight's decision is going to be so hard. 581 00:24:17,357 --> 00:24:19,392 There's two people I'm really torn about. 582 00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:22,095 I'm anxious. I have no idea. 583 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:26,700 I feel like this person really took me by surprise. 584 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:29,636 NARRATOR: We told you to expect surprises. 585 00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:32,639 Fun fact, our first working title for this show 586 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,941 was Surprise Island. 587 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,911 The boy that I would like to couple up with is... 588 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,180 NARRATOR: I thought California 589 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:41,915 was supposed to be chill and laid back. 590 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:45,852 But it's day two in the villa and I'm already biting my nails. 591 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:50,857 *** 592 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,563 *** 593 00:24:56,596 --> 00:25:00,600 NARRATOR: Welcome back to Love Island USA week one recap, 594 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:02,869 where the fun never ends or starts. 595 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,038 Depending on which islander you ask. 596 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:06,606 [text coming in] 597 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,942 -She got a text. -I got a text. 598 00:25:09,042 --> 00:25:11,111 Oh. 599 00:25:12,412 --> 00:25:13,613 Oh, my god. 600 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,048 NARRATOR: The big moment arrived. 601 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,452 Bombshell Valerie and Maddy had to choose 602 00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:20,954 who they wanted to couple up. 603 00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:24,090 * Fighting shadows below * 604 00:25:24,124 --> 00:25:26,393 NARRATOR: A.k.a. steal from the other girls. 605 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:33,299 * Fire, nowhere left to hide * 606 00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:39,072 I want to couple up with this boy 607 00:25:39,072 --> 00:25:42,275 because I feel like I've expressed 608 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:45,078 that I really want to be pursued 609 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:50,684 and I want someone to value who I am as a person. 610 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:55,188 So, I feel like this person really took me by surprise. 611 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,857 He's family oriented. 612 00:26:03,163 --> 00:26:07,167 So, the boy that I would like to couple up with is... 613 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,114 Andy. 614 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:24,050 * In your heart * 615 00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,452 NARRATOR: Mady chose Andy. 616 00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:27,420 Well, damn. 617 00:26:27,454 --> 00:26:29,622 * In your heart * 618 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:33,893 NARRATOR: Courtney looked upset, 619 00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:35,662 but she didn't even like Andy. 620 00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,397 You don't know what you've got until your cuddle buddy 621 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,698 is a neon pillow. 622 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,301 * In your heart * 623 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:44,671 I would like to couple up with this boy 624 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:48,975 because he is very handsome and very confident. 625 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:58,351 He has pushed me to go with what feels right 626 00:26:58,385 --> 00:26:59,819 and trust my gut. 627 00:26:59,853 --> 00:27:02,722 * There's no way out * 628 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:06,226 He doesn't feel like he's intimidated by my presence. 629 00:27:06,259 --> 00:27:09,763 This guy kind of came around to me really unexpected. 630 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,833 We vibe on a similar level. 631 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,736 We kind of have a similar personality. 632 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,344 That's one of the things that attracts me to him. 633 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:27,280 But then, of course, he's really freaking hot. 634 00:27:32,619 --> 00:27:36,089 So, the boy, that I would like to couple up with is... 635 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:40,427 Jesse. 636 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:45,565 * Promise I wouldn't go * 637 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:52,772 NARRATOR: Valerie chose Jesse. 638 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,142 Sorry, Deb. 639 00:27:59,913 --> 00:28:02,115 The bombshells have stolen their favorite guys 640 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:04,317 and the guys are very happy. 641 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:07,120 My gut, I really feel like me and you, 642 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,789 -have a solid ass connection. -I know. 643 00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:12,525 It just-It feels good. 644 00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:14,027 -You know what I mean? -Yeah. 645 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:16,262 With Jesse, he makes me feel so safe. 646 00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:18,698 And the fact that he makes me feel that way 647 00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:20,800 so soon is, like, surprising. 648 00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:22,936 Like, it just feels so, like, so good. 649 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:25,438 I'm here to find 650 00:28:25,472 --> 00:28:27,040 -the strongest connection. -Exactly. 651 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:30,076 And I feel like-- by making this decision, 652 00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:32,445 -that's what I'm doing. -Yeah. For sure. 653 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:34,147 For sure. I'm so happy. 654 00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:37,584 I'm definitely in a pickle with Deb. 655 00:28:37,617 --> 00:28:39,919 You know, there's no denying the fact that 656 00:28:39,953 --> 00:28:42,288 me and her share strong connection. 657 00:28:42,322 --> 00:28:44,224 But I think now that I'm in a couple, 658 00:28:44,257 --> 00:28:47,961 I'm going to definitely show more attention to Valerie. 659 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:50,964 Just kind of reassure her, you know, how I'm feeling. 660 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:54,100 You are so much more than just being beautiful. 661 00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:56,069 Your character and who you are 662 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,505 -is something- -So sweet. 663 00:28:58,538 --> 00:29:00,106 That really like means a lot to me. 664 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,341 Yeah, I'm super excited 665 00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:03,476 to get to know Mady a little bit more. 666 00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,245 I think me stepping out 667 00:29:05,278 --> 00:29:07,247 and letting her know what I'm feeling 668 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,082 was probably the game changer there. 669 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,784 A lot of other guys are gonna do this. 670 00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,786 *** 671 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:16,222 I love the confidence. 672 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:19,392 He's so genuine and really sweet. 673 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:22,228 I'm going to say he's like frozen custard. 674 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:23,830 [chuckles] 675 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,399 NARRATOR: These new couples are happier than slaughter cows 676 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,835 that just got kidnaped by vegans. 677 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,570 Well, Mady ain't mad at it. 678 00:29:31,471 --> 00:29:34,274 Then there's Deb and Courtney, our single ladies. 679 00:29:34,307 --> 00:29:35,442 So sad. 680 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,411 Single women with no cats to cry on. 681 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,580 [Deb] It feels weird to be newly single. 682 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:43,249 Kind of like-- I felt like Jesse and I 683 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:46,519 were slowly starting to make progress. 684 00:29:46,553 --> 00:29:48,321 So, I'm just kind of like, well, 685 00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:49,589 back to square one. 686 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,135 NARRATOR: Welcome back. 687 00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:04,237 The islanders are having a tough morning, 688 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:07,107 jumping in pools and laying down on yoga mats. 689 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:09,709 Just grueling. They need to unionize. 690 00:30:12,746 --> 00:30:14,781 If yawning is considered exercise, 691 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,883 I'm ready for my triathlon. 692 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,651 This confirms my suspicion. 693 00:30:18,685 --> 00:30:20,086 Your guys just yawning 694 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,223 while very slowly doing the YMCA dance. 695 00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:25,325 Audible. Do it all. 696 00:30:25,358 --> 00:30:26,826 NARRATOR: Um... 697 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,094 -Audible. -Audible. 698 00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,863 NARRATOR: Sereniti, now. 699 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:34,634 -Men ain't shit. -Another one. 700 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:38,772 Men ain't shit. 701 00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:43,209 -Men ain't shit. -Men ain't shit. 702 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,011 [laughs] 703 00:30:45,045 --> 00:30:47,947 Exactly. I needed that. Thank you. 704 00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,949 *** 705 00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:51,918 NARRATOR: Felipe and Sereniti show us, 706 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,853 that while men ain't shit, 707 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:55,655 they can be friends. 708 00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:58,091 I tried to kiss you last night in the bed and say goodnight. 709 00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,492 And they come. And I go-- 710 00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:01,494 -I'm so sorry. -No. No. No. 711 00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:04,064 I would never reject one of those. 712 00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:06,733 -This. -We're friends. 713 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,436 NARRATOR: Their relationship is about as sexually charged 714 00:31:09,469 --> 00:31:11,338 as the game of bingo at church. 715 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,541 But Felipe and Courtney might be heating up. 716 00:31:14,574 --> 00:31:16,076 You know, someone's into ya... 717 00:31:16,076 --> 00:31:17,744 [higher voice] when they start talking 718 00:31:17,777 --> 00:31:19,112 at a higher register, you know? 719 00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:21,981 I could just feel this, like, sexual tension. 720 00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:23,083 Like, kind of. 721 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,451 I don't know. Did you feel that? 722 00:31:24,484 --> 00:31:25,819 -I think-- I know. -I do. 723 00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:27,387 -Do you know what I mean? -Yeah. 724 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:28,855 -Like there's-- -He's gonna get there. 725 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:31,725 I know! There's kinda something there, 726 00:31:31,758 --> 00:31:33,393 but, like, we haven't really talked, you know? 727 00:31:33,426 --> 00:31:36,363 -The eyes talk more than the words. -Yeah, right? 728 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,565 With Felipe, it's obviously, like, sexual. 729 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:40,100 Like he is like, really hot. 730 00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,434 I would like to end up like 731 00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:42,802 sharing a bed with him. And-- 732 00:31:42,836 --> 00:31:44,704 Yeah, just getting to know him more. 733 00:31:46,106 --> 00:31:48,141 I really wanted to do this. 734 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:50,110 So I just need you to do it. 735 00:31:50,143 --> 00:31:51,945 NARRATOR: Timmy and Zeta had their first kiss. 736 00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:53,947 By the way, making out with a British nanny 737 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:56,616 would be a terrific sequel to Mary Poppins 738 00:31:56,649 --> 00:31:58,818 and a terrible one to Mrs. Doubtfire. 739 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:04,324 I feel like on top of the Love Island villa, right now. 740 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:07,193 I'm going stay humble about it. 741 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:10,630 But like, obviously like, I'm happy. 742 00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:12,332 It feels really good. 743 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:16,302 NARRATOR: Okay, Love Island Fans, gather around the fire 744 00:32:16,336 --> 00:32:19,439 We have our first love triangle of the season. 745 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:20,840 Let's break it down 746 00:32:20,874 --> 00:32:23,810 or it'll get more confusing then drunk Sudoku. 747 00:32:24,577 --> 00:32:27,814 As well all know Deb stepped forward for Jesse on day one. 748 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:29,182 He picked her. 749 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:31,685 But then bombshell Mady showed up. 750 00:32:31,718 --> 00:32:32,986 Jesse was into her too. 751 00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:35,689 But much like an Orange County hair salon, 752 00:32:35,722 --> 00:32:37,090 he loves blondes. 753 00:32:37,924 --> 00:32:40,126 But the other bombshell, Val chose him. 754 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,895 Wish you had Jesse's girl. 755 00:32:41,928 --> 00:32:44,297 Jesse doesn't because Val isn't blond. 756 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:47,233 But Deb is and she's more single than the last French fry 757 00:32:47,267 --> 00:32:48,968 you leave on your plate to make it appear 758 00:32:49,002 --> 00:32:50,737 like you have self-control. 759 00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:53,707 I kind of-- Obviously, 760 00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:55,909 I don't want to hurt his feelings and all that. 761 00:32:55,942 --> 00:32:58,111 I'm just like, it's like almost have two. 762 00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:00,747 And I'm obviously in a sticky situation with Val 763 00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:02,282 and it sucks. 764 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:04,284 But now that I've sat with it and thought about it 765 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:07,053 and actually have seen them getting on and like, 766 00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:09,189 Oh, I might like him. 767 00:33:09,222 --> 00:33:11,524 I might wanna see where it could go. 768 00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:13,593 NARRATOR: Then it was time for the islanders to play 769 00:33:13,626 --> 00:33:15,862 a little game called Yell at The Cleaning Lady where-- 770 00:33:15,895 --> 00:33:18,198 I'm no here. Got scrapped by our PR team. 771 00:33:18,231 --> 00:33:19,966 They played truth or dare. 772 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,901 And it's guys against girls. 773 00:33:21,935 --> 00:33:24,170 -Felipe, truth or dare. -Dare. 774 00:33:24,204 --> 00:33:27,307 I dare you to pick the girl of your choice 775 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:28,541 and make out with her. 776 00:33:28,575 --> 00:33:29,843 *** 777 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:31,478 NARRATOR: Felipe kisses Courtney. 778 00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:33,480 Oh. 779 00:33:33,513 --> 00:33:34,848 Your welcome. 780 00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:39,085 NARRATOR: Nothing says I'm in a weird relationship, 781 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,820 like shot gunning a glass of wine. 782 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:44,190 Or collecting honey off of Isiah's nipples. 783 00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:47,227 -Oh. -Lick it off. 784 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:49,462 Oh, my goodness. 785 00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:51,431 Oh, my goodness. I've gone on, 786 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,733 and I've licked Isaiah's nipple 787 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:55,101 and I'm like, 788 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:56,603 I should have held back a bit. 789 00:33:56,636 --> 00:33:58,772 [laughs] 790 00:33:58,805 --> 00:33:59,939 Holy shit. 791 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,374 That was a first for me. 792 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:03,743 I mean, getting honey on the nipple was something else 793 00:34:03,777 --> 00:34:05,311 with a little nibble, you know. 794 00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:06,680 Like all over me. 795 00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:09,916 NARRATOR: Jesse's whipped cream off Val's ass. 796 00:34:09,949 --> 00:34:11,584 Lick it, baby. 797 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:13,353 [cheers] 798 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:15,488 That whipped cream tasted really good. 799 00:34:15,522 --> 00:34:18,625 Ah, you know, that ass tasted pretty good as well. 800 00:34:18,658 --> 00:34:20,694 You know I'm not going to lie. [laughs] 801 00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,697 -Jesse, truth or dare. -Dare. 802 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,199 I dare you to kiss all of the girls 803 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,435 and then say who the best kisser is. 804 00:34:28,468 --> 00:34:31,371 [cheers] 805 00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:34,107 Jealousy? 806 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,809 NARRATOR: Eat whipped cream off of a girl's ass 807 00:34:35,842 --> 00:34:37,143 and then kiss everyone. 808 00:34:37,177 --> 00:34:39,145 We make our own luck here at Love Island. 809 00:34:40,847 --> 00:34:44,384 Jesse gets dared to kiss every single girl there. 810 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:47,287 Like this motherfucker gets seven bitches. 811 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,156 Okay! Okay! 812 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:52,359 Fuck. Like he's already in a love triangle. 813 00:34:52,392 --> 00:34:56,329 Like, don't give him, like, six. Five more. 814 00:34:56,363 --> 00:35:00,066 [contestants cheering] 815 00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:06,139 So out of everybody, I did get a chance to kiss, 816 00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:11,745 but I got to go with Deb for the best one. 817 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:14,347 NARRATOR: Oh, snap. 818 00:35:14,381 --> 00:35:16,483 Jesse picked Deb as the best kisser. 819 00:35:16,516 --> 00:35:20,487 Then very wisely went back for more, right in front of Val. 820 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,156 Like panther trying to get into a cool nightclub, 821 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:25,058 Val looked rejected. 822 00:35:25,091 --> 00:35:26,593 *** 823 00:35:28,094 --> 00:35:30,764 Stick around because we got a fresh hot man bun 824 00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:32,399 coming out of the oven. 825 00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:38,672 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 826 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:43,243 God damn Uncle Sam. 827 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:59,893 NARRATOR: It's a Love Island USA week one recap. 828 00:35:59,926 --> 00:36:02,429 A lot happens in a week, but we put it all in one episode 829 00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:05,131 in case you've been held hostage by a bank robber 830 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:06,399 or vengeful lover. 831 00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:08,368 I'm Tyler. I'm 23. 832 00:36:08,401 --> 00:36:10,804 I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. I have the confidence, 833 00:36:10,837 --> 00:36:12,539 I have the hair, I have the looks. 834 00:36:12,572 --> 00:36:13,840 And I'm a Ph.D. student. 835 00:36:13,873 --> 00:36:14,941 What more could you want. 836 00:36:15,041 --> 00:36:16,643 [yelling] 837 00:36:16,676 --> 00:36:18,044 Goof morning. 838 00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:21,881 Oh, my gosh. 839 00:36:21,915 --> 00:36:23,383 NARRATOR: Rise and Shine Islanders. 840 00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:25,118 We've got a wet morning surprise 841 00:36:25,151 --> 00:36:26,820 for you and it ain't soggy oatmeal day. 842 00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:28,455 Hi. 843 00:36:28,488 --> 00:36:31,224 There's a hottie in the pool. [laughs] 844 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:33,626 -Tyler, nice to meet you. -I'm Maddie, nice to meet you. 845 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:35,128 Nice to meet you. 846 00:36:35,161 --> 00:36:37,330 NARRATOR: Girls, wipe the eye snot out of your face 847 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:40,300 and pretend you brushed your teeth and say hello to Tyler. 848 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,435 It'll be nice later when we're all put together, 849 00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:44,604 because then he's, like, damn. 850 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:46,773 -Morning. -Morning. Whoa. 851 00:36:46,806 --> 00:36:48,541 Am I dreaming? 852 00:36:48,575 --> 00:36:49,809 Oh, he's so hot. 853 00:36:51,444 --> 00:36:53,813 'Sup, baby. Take me out to dinner. 854 00:36:53,847 --> 00:36:56,816 -How are we doing? Andy. -Tyler. Nice to meet you, bro. 855 00:36:56,850 --> 00:36:58,551 NARRATOR: Guys, play it cool, and pretend like Tyler 856 00:36:58,585 --> 00:37:00,887 wasn't ripped from the dreams of a woman's fairy tale. 857 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,089 -You look like Tarzan. -NARRATOR: Nailing it. 858 00:37:03,123 --> 00:37:04,824 -Appreciate that. -Golly! 859 00:37:04,858 --> 00:37:07,360 Definitely got to step my game with Tyler here. 860 00:37:08,495 --> 00:37:11,231 NARRATOR: Now the Islanders are going to have a kissing contest. 861 00:37:11,264 --> 00:37:12,866 Basically, everyone kisses everyone and your trophy 862 00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:14,634 is a well callused tongue. 863 00:37:14,668 --> 00:37:17,837 * Trouble getting into you * * I already know the deal * 864 00:37:17,871 --> 00:37:20,607 NARRATOR: Deb and Valorie compete for Jesse's affection. 865 00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:23,043 I've got to go to Madison. 866 00:37:23,043 --> 00:37:27,047 Oh, I feel like I'm just can't win right here. 867 00:37:27,047 --> 00:37:29,149 NARRATOR: Out of all the girls, Jessie's 10, 868 00:37:29,182 --> 00:37:31,685 -seals the victory for Val. -[cheers and applause] 869 00:37:31,718 --> 00:37:34,821 * [indistinct] afternoon * 870 00:37:34,854 --> 00:37:37,957 * I wanna stay up, way you move * 871 00:37:38,058 --> 00:37:39,626 Like that. That's hot. 872 00:37:39,659 --> 00:37:41,594 * Like you, yeah * 873 00:37:41,628 --> 00:37:45,265 * Cause you kiss me like summer and I'm falling for you * 874 00:37:45,298 --> 00:37:47,967 * I would have stayed up, afternoon * 875 00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:49,235 * I wanna stay up-- * 876 00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:51,504 God, I only have one word, and it's damn. 877 00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:58,178 * Cause you kiss me like summer and I'm falling for you * 878 00:37:58,211 --> 00:38:00,080 That is like a 12 for me. 879 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:03,016 So, I guess a 10 is the highest it can go. 880 00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:06,019 NARRATOR: And out of all the boys, Timmy wins it. 881 00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:07,620 Good job Timmy. 882 00:38:07,654 --> 00:38:11,124 [contestants chattering] 883 00:38:13,193 --> 00:38:15,028 Tyler took a moment to discuss 884 00:38:15,061 --> 00:38:17,764 his potential love interest with both of Jesse's ladies. 885 00:38:17,797 --> 00:38:21,301 Hopefully, Tyler also shares which Greek gods conceived him. 886 00:38:22,102 --> 00:38:23,603 You know who you sniping first? 887 00:38:23,636 --> 00:38:25,372 Deb, honestly. 888 00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:28,141 But Val, after that kiss, bro, 889 00:38:28,174 --> 00:38:29,809 was just like eye opening. 890 00:38:29,843 --> 00:38:32,045 I was like, Whoa! 891 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:33,613 [laughs] 892 00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:35,281 Oh! 893 00:38:35,749 --> 00:38:39,652 Oh, yeah. You know, Tyler's into Deb and Val. 894 00:38:39,686 --> 00:38:42,122 So, if I don't make a decision here soon, 895 00:38:42,155 --> 00:38:43,857 he's definitely going to swoop up on me. 896 00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:45,859 And, you know, I don't want him to choose for me. 897 00:38:45,892 --> 00:38:48,495 NARRATOR: Jesse must moonlight as a taxi driver 898 00:38:48,528 --> 00:38:50,397 because Val and Deb started to suspect 899 00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:52,098 he's just taking them for a ride. 900 00:38:52,132 --> 00:38:53,633 Zeta was telling me that he ranks me, 901 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:55,735 like as his number one. And so, I just want to like-- 902 00:38:55,769 --> 00:38:57,470 He told me, he ranked me as his number one. 903 00:38:57,504 --> 00:38:58,805 -Oh, he said that? -Yeah. 904 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:00,440 That's interesting because Zeta told me 905 00:39:00,473 --> 00:39:02,509 that he literally said like the exact same thing about me. 906 00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:04,711 See, if he's telling you the same thing, he's telling me, 907 00:39:04,744 --> 00:39:06,646 it's like, okay, how do we know which was true? 908 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,648 At the same time, why would he be telling us 909 00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:10,083 the same thing in the first place? 910 00:39:10,116 --> 00:39:12,519 NARRATOR: Jesse grabs Val and keeps trying to ski 911 00:39:12,552 --> 00:39:14,020 two slopes at the same time, 912 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:16,723 and Val is a tree that smashes him in the nuts. 913 00:39:16,756 --> 00:39:18,625 First, I want to know how you're feeling. 914 00:39:18,658 --> 00:39:20,093 Yeah, I feel great. 915 00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:21,861 I'm happy, you know, to share a bed with you. 916 00:39:21,895 --> 00:39:23,863 Be coupled up with you. I mean, look at you. 917 00:39:23,897 --> 00:39:25,265 You know what I mean?[laughs] 918 00:39:25,298 --> 00:39:26,833 -Do you mean that, though? -Yes. 919 00:39:26,866 --> 00:39:28,768 I said I need to get to know you better. 920 00:39:28,802 --> 00:39:30,870 And, you know, we hit it off so fucking fast 921 00:39:30,904 --> 00:39:32,138 and you really spark an engine, 922 00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:34,174 come real fucking fast like that. 923 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:36,509 I just honestly, I just didn't come here to be in a trouple, 924 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:38,311 and I feel like that's what I'm in right now. 925 00:39:38,345 --> 00:39:40,046 A trouple? A triangle or a trouple? 926 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:41,448 Like a trouple. Like a three people couple. 927 00:39:41,481 --> 00:39:42,716 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. -That's-- 928 00:39:42,749 --> 00:39:44,317 That's what I feel like I'm doing that. 929 00:39:44,351 --> 00:39:48,054 Cause it's really odd for me whenever I'm, like, 930 00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:50,490 with the girls and they all mention how much, 931 00:39:50,523 --> 00:39:52,692 Oh, my God, Jesse just likes Deb So much. 932 00:39:53,259 --> 00:39:55,528 And then I literally just had a conversation with her, 933 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:58,865 and she told me that you told her that she's number one. 934 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:02,302 Why didn't you tell me that from the beginning? 935 00:40:02,335 --> 00:40:04,137 -I was honest with you. -Because if I had known, 936 00:40:04,170 --> 00:40:05,939 I wouldn't have like, literally, like-- 937 00:40:05,972 --> 00:40:07,407 You wouldn't have picked me? 938 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,076 * Don't you come back no more * 939 00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:11,644 I feel like I was being lied to. 940 00:40:11,678 --> 00:40:13,113 -That's how I feel right now. -Mmhmm. 941 00:40:13,146 --> 00:40:14,981 The other day you told me, "I would pick you." 942 00:40:15,015 --> 00:40:16,716 You said, "Yeah, I have a strong connection with Deb, 943 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,885 but I would pick you." You told me that. 944 00:40:18,918 --> 00:40:23,223 * Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more * 945 00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:26,126 * no more, no more, no more * 946 00:40:26,793 --> 00:40:28,561 I said me and Deb have a strong connection. 947 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:29,996 It is definitely undeniable. 948 00:40:30,030 --> 00:40:32,065 I know I told you that's never going to change. 949 00:40:32,098 --> 00:40:34,634 That's what I'm saying. I wanna know where I stand. 950 00:40:34,668 --> 00:40:36,369 And I want you to be honest with me. 951 00:40:36,403 --> 00:40:39,139 * Don't you come back no more * 952 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,275 * What you say? * 953 00:40:42,308 --> 00:40:44,277 If I lead you on, I'm truly sorry. 954 00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:45,712 I don't mean to do that at all. 955 00:40:45,745 --> 00:40:47,580 So now you're saying you're coupled with her? 956 00:40:56,589 --> 00:40:57,924 I am. 957 00:40:57,957 --> 00:40:59,759 All right, so that's all I need to know. 958 00:41:01,194 --> 00:41:02,796 * What you say? * 959 00:41:04,197 --> 00:41:05,832 * Hit the road * 960 00:41:07,734 --> 00:41:09,469 So, one day you feel one of us, 961 00:41:09,502 --> 00:41:11,504 and then the other day you feel the other one. 962 00:41:12,138 --> 00:41:14,074 How the fuck does that make sense? 963 00:41:14,074 --> 00:41:15,308 Like, I feel like he just definitely 964 00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:16,843 just wasn't straight up. 965 00:41:16,876 --> 00:41:18,712 Like, he's literally just didn't have the balls 966 00:41:18,745 --> 00:41:20,180 to say shit how it was. 967 00:41:20,213 --> 00:41:22,749 * Don't you come back no more * 968 00:41:25,151 --> 00:41:26,486 * What you say * 969 00:41:26,519 --> 00:41:28,621 I said, Bye Jesse. 970 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:30,490 * Don't you come back no more * 971 00:41:30,523 --> 00:41:32,592 I'm over it. Peace out. 972 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,495 *** 973 00:41:37,697 --> 00:41:39,432 * Don't you come back * 974 00:41:41,267 --> 00:41:42,869 * Don't you come back * 975 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,977 * Don't you come back no more * 976 00:41:51,945 --> 00:41:53,847 NARRATOR: On Sunday night, 977 00:41:55,515 --> 00:41:57,917 it's decision time for one girl. 978 00:41:57,951 --> 00:41:59,586 If he wants to be with both of us, 979 00:41:59,619 --> 00:42:01,955 -then you can have him. -I'm not sloppy seconds. 980 00:42:02,055 --> 00:42:04,657 NARRATOR: While one boy is on the prowl. 981 00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:06,393 I'm physically really, really attracted to you. 982 00:42:06,426 --> 00:42:08,161 -Likewise. -It's kind of scary. 983 00:42:09,295 --> 00:42:11,664 NARRATOR: And the first recoupling 984 00:42:11,698 --> 00:42:14,434 sends one islander packing. 985 00:42:14,467 --> 00:42:17,537 * Where do we go from here * 986 00:42:18,304 --> 00:42:21,574 ***