NARRATOR: Welcome to Love Island USA week one recap,
where you get to see all the hot moments
from this week's episodes of Love Island USA.
* Take me down-- *
[contestants cheering]
NARRATOR: It's good to be on your back--
I mean, it's good to be back.
After all, hot people yelling ‘whoo'
is a natural anti-depressant.
[contestants cheering]
Hello, girls.
[girls shrieking]
Welcome to Love Island.
The new girls came in hot.
Oh, shit.
NARRATOR: Every Saturday on Peacock, you get the goods.
Let's do this. Come, on.
All ladies: Boys. Boys. Boys. Boys.
Wow. I mean, God Bless America.
NARRATOR: No menu needed.
We only serve hot bodies a side of "Oh, no, they didn't."
Fair warning, it gets pretty sexy.
Cue the montage.
* Oh, don't you play no games *
[girl shrieking]
NARRATOR: Grinding on the lap of someone
you've just met reminds me of my childhood Labrador.
R.I.P. Spot.
-My leg never saw it coming. -[dog barks]
My God!
***
NARRATOR: It's the Love Island USA recap.
Season four, baby. Yeah.
Take a look at this stunning Santa Barbara villa.
I mean, look at this place.
I wonder if they have extra rooms
for a devilish handsome view artist because...
I want to go there.
Question is: will all the beds still be
two feet apart in one long room?
Oh, thank God. What are our Islanders
without too much personal space this season.
Phew.
Oh, my favorite part: The Jeep squeal.
The California sun is so hot,
the girls risk getting a nasty burn on their cheeks.
Good job they didn't sit down.
First up is Deb and Sereniti.
Deb seemed prepared.
Oh, yeah. I forgot to put on underwear.
-[chuckles] -NARRATOR: Oh.
My name is Deb Chubb. I'm 26.
I live in Redondo Beach, California,
and I've been single for so long,
that if I don't find love here, I'm becoming an a nun.
A nun. Fuck.
Love island, you better find me some freakin' love.
Shut up!
This is so freakin' amazing.
-[Girls together] Champagne! -Ah!
You want to pop it?
-[champagne cork pops] -[squealing]
Hit it.
NARRATOR: Now for Sereniti,
she's looking for love and booze.
That always works out.
All right!
Let's loosen up, guys. We're in Hawaii!
I'm Sereniti. I'm 28 years old.
I was raised in a very small town,
where there was not many girls that looked like me.
So, I never thought I was pretty.
You know when they say you're short
or not attractive, you're like, funny?
Now I'm like, funny and, like, kind of cute.
I stopped being the second player,
I'm number one now, baby. [laughs]
NARRATOR: Then we met Sydney, who helped fulfill our
diversity requirement of one sassy ginger.
We'd have more, but we didn't
have the sunblock budget for that.
Oh, my God. Stop it.
You are gorgeous, baby.
My name is Sydney. I'm 22 years old.
I'm from Houston, Texas.
My best friends would describe me as savage,
spontaneous, funny as fuck. Can you cuss on Love Island?
Oh, perfect.
I feel like I have the worst experience with men.
They always wanna hook up with a redhead,
but none of them wanna cuff a redhead.
I don't know if I'm too much for them.
My red flags are: If they don't compliment you every day.
I'm not needy, but like-- It takes a lot to piss me off.
But, like, if you do, like, I will verbally annihilate you.
But other than that, I'm super nice.
How long have you been single?
-What happened? -Give us all the deets.
The relationship got kind of toxic towards the end,
and obviously I immediately cut it off
and I just haven't looked back.
-Do you still talk to him? -Fuck no.
-Good. -Great answer.
NARRATOR: Then we met Zeta. She's from England.
The country you probably think I'm from
because Americans think we're all the same.
Thanks, guys.
I'm Zeta. I'm 29 years old.
I'm from London and I am here to find my husband.
I really love being a Brit. But being a Brit in America,
definitely very interesting.
I can't say like, Oh, can have a cup of water?
They're like what you saying? Now, I literally say,
Can I have water?
NARRATOR: And then Courtney arrived.
She's from Florida, and that's all you need to know.
* Hey, Hey *
* We got one lift but we're not going to waste it *
My name is Courtney. I'm 24.
I'm originally from Florida, and I'm a stylist.
Wow.
* Hit the party pop the champagne Make it bubbly *
I am super bubbly. I love to laugh.
I have a very raunchy sense of humor.
I'm kind of working on trying not to saying things right
when they come to my head because it's like word vomit.
Yes. Of course, not.
Whatever the fuck you want. [laughs]
NARRATOR: Three cheers now four cheers to our Islander girls.
Casting you nailed it again.
I can't wait to watch them fall in love, laugh, cry,
scream and jog in bathing suits.
You are welcome, America. Five fantastic girls.
And here's another one for you.
The host of Love Island, Sarah Hyland.
Hello, girls.
Welcome to Love Island.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Are you ready to meet some boys?
All girls: Yes.
NARRATOR: When the men started arriving,
the first coupling ceremony began.
-Okay. He's cute. -Oh, my goodness.
[cheering]
Andy showed up first.
We're feeling good right now. My name's Andy.
I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota.
I'm Minnesota nice. Ope is such a staple in Minnesota?
The word Ope comes out of my mouth probably 50 times a day.
NARRATOR: I sense a drinking game coming on.
-Ope. -NARRATOR: Every time Andy says
Ope, I get to drink.
-Ope. -NARRATOR: That's me.
-Drink time. -I mean, it's ope,
let me sneak right by you.
You're gonna hear it all night long: Ope.
-NARRATOR: Drink time. -You know, looks wise.
I've definitely had to type in the past.
A tan, blond, athletic, a nice ass and nice legs.
In the bedroom, I love when they say Daddy.
You call me Daddy, it's game over. Ope.
NARRATOR: Drink.
Now that I'm well-hydrated,
let's show you what happened
at the first coupling ceremony.
Okay, girls.
If Andy is your type.
Then step forward.
NARRATOR: Sereniti stepped forward for Andy.
But ope there it is, Andy picked Courtney.
-You're beautiful. -Thank you.
NARRATOR: Sereniti not now, I guess.
Timmy came second.
Oh, he's fine.
Definitely Love Island, my God!
NARRATOR: Timmy is a real estate agent
and personal trainer. The perfect guy to meet
if you're out of shape and homeless.
Who is Timmy Square? I mean, if you're asking me-
mind your business.
I love words. Wordplay, metaphors,
similes, entendres, all of that.
Be yourself. Don't g yourself.
Like me how you see yourself. Me yourself.
I just said me yourself. Got to catch up to that.
-I'll step forward. -She's already falling for you.
NARRATOR: Sydney and Zeta both stepped forward Timmy.
Clearly they have heard his poetry before.
And Timmy picks Zeta. Chin up, Sydney.
Every journey of love begins with one step,
that nearly breaks your ankle.
Then we met Isaiah.
Love the dangly earrings.
[laughing]
Got to watch out for that one.
***
NARRATOR: Hey, Isaiah. What are you all about?
-I'm all about a great time. -NARRATOR: Do you give a fuck?
Yeah, I don't-- I don't give a fuck.
My name is Isaiah. I am 21 years old
from South Dakota, and I'm a waiter.
I'm the life of the party.
I'm usually the person who has a drink up in the air.
Kind of just throwing my hips around.
If you're trying to dance, I ain't gonna hate on you.
I'm gonna try and join you.
I want someone I'm excited to come home to.
I'd just like someone that would like to flirt with me
while we're making supper. Someone that-
Sorry, I have goose bumps. [chuckles]
I'm super open for love, for sure.
The other day, that's what it's about.
***
NARRATOR: Well, let's see if Sydney can stick the landing.
-And she's good. -[laughs]
[laughing]
So, Isaiah, you can choose any of the five girls.
Who are you going to pick?
NARRATOR: Deb and Sydney both step forward.
Isaiah picks Sydney.
-Hi, nice to meet you. -How's it going?
* You feel it but you know *
NARRATOR: Then Jesse walked in.
* You wander all around Go all around *
Wow. Wow. I mean, God bless America.
NARRATOR: Let's just say he knows
what to do with a stranger's package.
* Girl, break it, break it, break it, break it *
* Get that money girl make it, make it, make it *
My name's Jesse Bray, 27 years old,
from Houston, Texas. I deliver packages for a living.
Oh. Oh, this is dope, man.
My grandmother and my mom raised me,
and that just made me care for women differently.
We're not having sex on the first night.
Maybe the second night. [laughing]
You can choose any of the girls to couple up with.
Okay.
NARRATOR: Deb stepped forward and Jesse picked Deb.
Nice to meet you.
* He put my cash in my back pocket *
Oh, my goodness.
NARRATOR: And then there was Felipe.
-Oh, my goodness. -How are you guys doing?
NARRATOR: We brought in the Brazilian model
to the love island. You know,
so all the Brazilian models watching at home could relate.
My name is Felipe. I'm 32 years old,
and I'm a model from Brazil.
Sex is 95% of the relationship for me.
If you don't get connection in the bed,
I don't think so the rest can survive in your relationship.
I'm excited to go to the villa.
I don't care about the guys, just the girls.
I'm going to fall in love. No.
***
Is it good news?
So, Philippe, Sereniti, stepped forward.
I'm going for her.
[laughing]
I think he's happy. I didn't even have to ask.
NARRATOR: That part is always so nerve wracking.
Let's recap who coupled up with who, shall we?
We've got Andy and Courtney.
Timmy and Zeta.
Isaiah and Sydney.
Jesse and Deb.
Felipe and Sereniti, a.k.a. Seripe.
***
All the new couples seem to be hitting it off.
I am a realtor, so I sell homes
and then my business partner is actually my mother.
NARRATOR: Well, most of them.
She also is probably my best friend.
-I frigging love her. -Yes.
Yes.
NARRATOR: Think happy thoughts, Andy.
Rose petals on a bed. Champagne and strawberries.
Basically, the opposite of my mommy is my best friend.
She's going to eat that person alive.
***
All our Islanders got settled into their new home
and started getting ready for the evening.
-Yeah. -Cute.
That looks so good on you.
Ain't no plug in over here.
I think so. In just that you're ginger.
-Yeah. -Are you-Are you naturally?
-Yeah. My vag is orange. -Really?
NARRATOR: My crotch is also orange,
but it's only because I'm reckless with cheesy snacks.
Orange you glad we casted her?
Gang. Gang, gang.
Cheers.
NARRATOR: Good luck, Love islanders.
May the Law of Attraction be ever in your favor.
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to this week's Love Island USA recap.
Santa Barbara, a quaint and classy coastal town
that we're not treating in a quaint and classy way.
Oh.
NARRATOR: The islanders had to get to know each other.
My idea was psychedelics,
but the producers had a different idea.
Called suck and blow.
[contestants chattering]
[cheers]
NARRATOR: Here's Tammy and Zeta proving their chemistry
and lactose intolerance.
[cheers]
It was a nice kiss. Is a cool kiss.
No pun intended.
NARRATOR: Felipe had a double make out with Courtney and Zeta,
which is really another example of Brazilian athleticism.
Spicey.
Courtney for me, she was a bit shy.
And then she changed my mind.
-Boom. -Oh.
NARRATOR: Then Jesse decided to donate his shirt to charity
and celebrate his philanthropy
with a Deb orientated striptease.
So, kind.
* Would you look at that body and my body *
Definitely had me a little out of character.
That's something I wouldn't do on a typical day.
[laughs]
Oh.
Put it in your mouth.
NARRATOR: Then Isaiah sucked Sydney's finger
without breaking eye contact.
According to the Irish, sucking a red head's finger
is one year of good luck.
Seven, if you do the tall one.
[cheers]
They should call this move, the horny popsicle.
That was a first for me.
NARRATOR: Then, Courtney lost every ring,
and Andy was like, I'll help you find it.
Because suck and blow is also about friendship.
[cheering]
Oh, my god.
I'm so sorry to my nanny and both of my parents.
Oh, my god.
NARRATOR: After they took suck and blowing off their to do list
there was only one remaining task.
The gushing.
Over how much they fancy the boys.
I'm actually attracted to every guy here.
-They're all so attractive. -They're all so hot.
That Felipe, yeah. He looks like he could
throw me around a little bit. I like that. [laughs]
I chose to stay Jesse number one,
I truly have not talked to anyone else.
-Speak it. -[girls laughing & shrieking]
NARRATOR: And our apologies to any dogs watching
who found Deb's squeal a bit much.
-[cell phone text coming in] -Is that a text?
NARRATOR: Now to a fateful text
that saw two boys hatch a roaming plan.
Switch up, double trouble.
-Switch up, double trouble. -You got it.
NARRATOR: Timmy received a text inviting two of the boys
out on a date with two surprise bombshells.
The guys decided that Jesse and Felipe
should go on the date. While the other three
distracted the girls on the balcony.
-So, that Jessie and Felipe-- -Hey baby.
NARRATOR: Could sneak out of the villa to go on their dates.
Sneaky, sneaky.
-Have you all seen Felipe? -Wait, where did they go?
-No, we-- -They are on dates right now.
-Oh. -Wait. What?
-They, what? -Oh.
NARRATOR: Sereniti is either very upset with Felipe,
or has been playing fast and loose with disco tikka masala.
Oh, well, go on then.
This is Love Island, after all.
I have a feeling there will be another 12 hour relationship
in your near future.
Because Love Island dropped a bomb--
Two of them, to be exact. Mady and Valerie.
* Stand up. *
I'm Mady, and I'm here to find the love of my life.
I can't wait to get into the villa because I love to kiss.
So watch out, boys.
* Feel the ground start shakin' *
* Here me now, ain't seen... *
Hey, I'm Valerie. I'm from Costa Rica. I have no filter.
I do what I want. I say what I want to say.
And, honestly I'm not worried what people think about me.
Cheers. To our first night in the villa.
These are two very gorgeous girls.
I feel like I should be the one to welcome them into the villa.
I want to shoot my shot first.
-What are your signs? -Taurus.
Taurus. Okay. Okay.
A lot of guys that I ever liked have been taurus.
I actually got some, you know, photographic.
-Oh. My God. -Holy shit.
-They're really cute. -Yeah.
-Another blonde. -Alright!
Another blonde.
Fuck.
So you guys have a certain particular type
that you guys go for?
I'm really just looking for someone
who, you know, pursues me.
She just looks like her extensions
are in better than mine.
For me, I would say I'm a sucker for tattoos.
-Yeah, -Sure. I mean-
-Yeah. -Kind of like part of me too,
I would say.
How many tattoos do you have?
Like three or four- You got tattoos?
-Three or four. -Yeah, about three or four.
Three or four like, giant size, you know, like...
-Do you have any? -I have only one.
And no one can see.
It's on my hips.
Okay. Okay.
-Maybe one of us would be. -Yeah.
NARRATOR: Jessie heads off with Mady.
He's on a blonde ambition tour himself.
And Val and Felipe seem to get along,
but it's unclear if Felipe's
-dreaming of 'Valifornication.' -Oh, my God.
That is right.
* Watch me Just watch me now *
I want to hear how their dates went.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
NARRATOR: Then you guys took the girls back to the villa
to meet the rest of the islanders.
-How are y'all? -Good.
-How are you? -I'm great.
NARRATOR: And almost everyone was excited to meet them.
The new girls came in hot.
I'm Valerie, nice to meet you.
They're gorgeous, like flawless skin.
Let's head over to the fire pit.
-Let's go. -Okay, let's go.
Mady, I feel like, is my conjoined twin.
It's going to be interesting.
Do you have anyone that you like from look wise?
Think you would have picked to go on the date,
if you had your own choice?
Honestly, I feel like everybody's, like,
-Ah, -attractive.
-Safe answer. -I know, I'm a--
if I were to go by type-type,
I usually go with guys with tattoos.
Felipe has no tattoos.
[laughing]
I am a big personality person,
But first impression, I'm going to say... Felipe.
Cute.
I feel like I look like her.
Yeah. Jessie, I guess, definitely has a type.
Yeah? Yeah. How are you feeling about it?
-Like honestly. -I mean, I'm fine.
Like, I don't like-- I don't care.
-Yeah -Like, I think it's all right.
Definitely, like little-
Can't just get all the blondes you want.
NARRATOR: Yeah. Jesse, you can't just get
all the blondes you want.
This is Love Island, not Norway Island.
But what you can't get is a well- earned
commercial break or not.
Depends on your subscription plan.
Good night!
NARRATOR: Welcome back to the Love Island USA Week one recap
And good morning, Santa Barbara.
Take a look at this stunning Santa Barbara villa.
Beautiful enough to be a rehab clinic for billionaires.
Funny, when I woke up and there was
just like so many shirtless boys.
Oh, my God. I saw Jesse's body and I was like--
Jesse and Felipe.
Jesse's really cute. Felipe's really cute.
Today is my actual first full day in the villa.
I wanna talk to all the guys.
I definitely have a couple in mind
that... I'm kind of like, liking.
-Isaiah. -He looks like trouble.
Yes, he wants to be trouble.
-Yeah. -You know what I mean? Like--
He's definitely someone you have fun with.
Me and Sydney had that one on one.
You kinda have to compare, bro.
That's what I'm going to do for a little bit.
You know, a lot of fish in the tank, bro.
NARRATOR: After his date with the new girls,
Felipe's still coupled with Sereniti.
But like in church, when you're aunty marries your dad,
she's confused as to where she stands.
Did you get mad about my date or no?
No, I wasn't mad about your date.
I think I was just, like, confused.
Between me and Sereniti. Now, I feel like
I still don't know her much,
to be sure on which stage we are at, you know?
And for me, it's like if I said to the girls
and I feel one interested in one of them,
I'm going to come to intimacy.
You know, like you don't get that stress, you know?
No, no.
You know, so I like it that way.
But you can ask to marry me, okay.
-Aw. I have to propose? -You have to.
Oh, hell, no.
[laughing] You propose to me.
-[text coming through] -Oh, my gosh. I got a text.
[cheers]
NARRATOR: The Islanders have a game to play.
Yes. They've jogged in slo-mo in matching outfits.
Yes, the game is more about gossip and doing naughty stuff
than actually winning. Let's play ship happens.
Let's go.
This girl has hooking up with other women on her bucket list.
Oh.
It just kept going.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
okay five Mississippi, six Mississippi.
Sydney.
Why not? Girls are hot.
[laughs]
This girl is so wild in the bedroom
that she once even broke her bed during sex.
And maybe they just thought
that she was the answer to the challenge.
But, I don't know. Maybe there was some other intention there.
Courtney.
Broke the bed.
We just started fucking, like, really passionate.
-And caved in? -Yeah. Boom.
Well, this boy cheated on his girlfriend of six months
during a family vacation in Mexico.
[girls squeal]
Back off, guy. Like finders keepers, bitches.
Okay. Let's find out.
It's definitely not something I'm proud of.
-Okay. -Okay.
This boy once had a foursome with him and three girls.
Sounds like a fun time.
Oh.
Raise your hand if you've been kissed by Felipe.
Let me put my hand down, obviously.
* Kiss me like summer *
***
NARRATOR: Before moving on, let's recap who likes who.
Andy is coupled up with Courtney.
But Courtney seems to have eyes for Felipe.
Timmy and Zeta only have eyes for each other.
I think it's legit.
Isaiah's coupled up with Sydney,
but we're already seeing more red flags
than a communist parade-parade.
Felipe seems to have friend zoned Sereniti
and is keeping his options open.
I don't know how they're feeling after
she found out I cheated on my ex-girlfriend.
That annoyed me.
NARRATOR: Jesse is in a couple with Deb,
but with two new bombshells, one of whom is blond,
he may be tempted to switch.
Because, like Pamela Anderson's hairbrush,
Jesse only sees blonde.
Surprise.
[text message comes through]
She got a text.
I got a text.
Oh.
-She is serious, you know? -I know.
NARRATOR: Bombshell Valerie got a text saying that both her
and Bombshell Mady have the power to choose
which boys they want to steal.
It's like they're each carrying a crowbar of love.
Tonight's decision is going to be so hard.
There's two people I'm really torn about.
I'm anxious. I have no idea.
I feel like this person really took me by surprise.
NARRATOR: We told you to expect surprises.
Fun fact, our first working title for this show
was Surprise Island.
The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
NARRATOR: I thought California
was supposed to be chill and laid back.
But it's day two in the villa and I'm already biting my nails.
***
NARRATOR: Welcome back to Love Island USA week one recap,
where the fun never ends or starts.
Depending on which islander you ask.
[text coming in]
-She got a text. -I got a text.
Oh.
Oh, my god.
NARRATOR: The big moment arrived.
Bombshell Valerie and Maddy had to choose
who they wanted to couple up.
* Fighting shadows below *
NARRATOR: A.k.a. steal from the other girls.
* Fire, nowhere left to hide *
I want to couple up with this boy
because I feel like I've expressed
that I really want to be pursued
and I want someone to value who I am as a person.
So, I feel like this person really took me by surprise.
He's family oriented.
So, the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
Andy.
* In your heart *
NARRATOR: Mady chose Andy.
Well, damn.
* In your heart *
NARRATOR: Courtney looked upset,
but she didn't even like Andy.
You don't know what you've got until your cuddle buddy
is a neon pillow.
* In your heart *
I would like to couple up with this boy
because he is very handsome and very confident.
He has pushed me to go with what feels right
and trust my gut.
* There's no way out *
He doesn't feel like he's intimidated by my presence.
This guy kind of came around to me really unexpected.
We vibe on a similar level.
We kind of have a similar personality.
That's one of the things that attracts me to him.
But then, of course, he's really freaking hot.
So, the boy, that I would like to couple up with is...
Jesse.
* Promise I wouldn't go *
NARRATOR: Valerie chose Jesse.
Sorry, Deb.
The bombshells have stolen their favorite guys
and the guys are very happy.
My gut, I really feel like me and you,
-have a solid ass connection. -I know.
It just-It feels good.
-You know what I mean? -Yeah.
With Jesse, he makes me feel so safe.
And the fact that he makes me feel that way
so soon is, like, surprising.
Like, it just feels so, like, so good.
I'm here to find
-the strongest connection. -Exactly.
And I feel like-- by making this decision,
-that's what I'm doing. -Yeah. For sure.
For sure. I'm so happy.
I'm definitely in a pickle with Deb.
You know, there's no denying the fact that
me and her share strong connection.
But I think now that I'm in a couple,
I'm going to definitely show more attention to Valerie.
Just kind of reassure her, you know, how I'm feeling.
You are so much more than just being beautiful.
Your character and who you are
-is something- -So sweet.
That really like means a lot to me.
Yeah, I'm super excited
to get to know Mady a little bit more.
I think me stepping out
and letting her know what I'm feeling
was probably the game changer there.
A lot of other guys are gonna do this.
***
I love the confidence.
He's so genuine and really sweet.
I'm going to say he's like frozen custard.
[chuckles]
NARRATOR: These new couples are happier than slaughter cows
that just got kidnaped by vegans.
Well, Mady ain't mad at it.
Then there's Deb and Courtney, our single ladies.
So sad.
Single women with no cats to cry on.
[Deb] It feels weird to be newly single.
Kind of like-- I felt like Jesse and I
were slowly starting to make progress.
So, I'm just kind of like, well,
back to square one.
NARRATOR: Welcome back.
The islanders are having a tough morning,
jumping in pools and laying down on yoga mats.
Just grueling. They need to unionize.
If yawning is considered exercise,
I'm ready for my triathlon.
This confirms my suspicion.
Your guys just yawning
while very slowly doing the YMCA dance.
Audible. Do it all.
NARRATOR: Um...
-Audible. -Audible.
NARRATOR: Sereniti, now.
-Men ain't shit. -Another one.
Men ain't shit.
-Men ain't shit. -Men ain't shit.
[laughs]
Exactly. I needed that. Thank you.
***
NARRATOR: Felipe and Sereniti show us,
that while men ain't shit,
they can be friends.
I tried to kiss you last night in the bed and say goodnight.
And they come. And I go--
-I'm so sorry. -No. No. No.
I would never reject one of those.
-This. -We're friends.
NARRATOR: Their relationship is about as sexually charged
as the game of bingo at church.
But Felipe and Courtney might be heating up.
You know, someone's into ya...
[higher voice] when they start talking
at a higher register, you know?
I could just feel this, like, sexual tension.
Like, kind of.
I don't know. Did you feel that?
-I think-- I know. -I do.
-Do you know what I mean? -Yeah.
-Like there's-- -He's gonna get there.
I know! There's kinda something there,
but, like, we haven't really talked, you know?
-The eyes talk more than the words. -Yeah, right?
With Felipe, it's obviously, like, sexual.
Like he is like, really hot.
I would like to end up like
sharing a bed with him. And--
Yeah, just getting to know him more.
I really wanted to do this.
So I just need you to do it.
NARRATOR: Timmy and Zeta had their first kiss.
By the way, making out with a British nanny
would be a terrific sequel to Mary Poppins
and a terrible one to Mrs. Doubtfire.
I feel like on top of the Love Island villa, right now.
I'm going stay humble about it.
But like, obviously like, I'm happy.
It feels really good.
NARRATOR: Okay, Love Island Fans, gather around the fire
We have our first love triangle of the season.
Let's break it down
or it'll get more confusing then drunk Sudoku.
As well all know Deb stepped forward for Jesse on day one.
He picked her.
But then bombshell Mady showed up.
Jesse was into her too.
But much like an Orange County hair salon,
he loves blondes.
But the other bombshell, Val chose him.
Wish you had Jesse's girl.
Jesse doesn't because Val isn't blond.
But Deb is and she's more single than the last French fry
you leave on your plate to make it appear
like you have self-control.
I kind of-- Obviously,
I don't want to hurt his feelings and all that.
I'm just like, it's like almost have two.
And I'm obviously in a sticky situation with Val
and it sucks.
But now that I've sat with it and thought about it
and actually have seen them getting on and like,
Oh, I might like him.
I might wanna see where it could go.
NARRATOR: Then it was time for the islanders to play
a little game called Yell at The Cleaning Lady where--
I'm no here. Got scrapped by our PR team.
They played truth or dare.
And it's guys against girls.
-Felipe, truth or dare. -Dare.
I dare you to pick the girl of your choice
and make out with her.
***
NARRATOR: Felipe kisses Courtney.
Oh.
Your welcome.
NARRATOR: Nothing says I'm in a weird relationship,
like shot gunning a glass of wine.
Or collecting honey off of Isiah's nipples.
-Oh. -Lick it off.
Oh, my goodness.
I've gone on,
and I've licked Isaiah's nipple
and I'm like,
I should have held back a bit.
[laughs]
Holy shit.
That was a first for me.
I mean, getting honey on the nipple was something else
with a little nibble, you know.
Like all over me.
NARRATOR: Jesse's whipped cream off Val's ass.
Lick it, baby.
[cheers]
That whipped cream tasted really good.
Ah, you know, that ass tasted pretty good as well.
You know I'm not going to lie. [laughs]
-Jesse, truth or dare. -Dare.
I dare you to kiss all of the girls
and then say who the best kisser is.
[cheers]
Jealousy?
NARRATOR: Eat whipped cream off of a girl's ass
and then kiss everyone.
We make our own luck here at Love Island.
Jesse gets dared to kiss every single girl there.
Like this motherfucker gets seven bitches.
Okay! Okay!
Fuck. Like he's already in a love triangle.
Like, don't give him, like, six. Five more.
[contestants cheering]
So out of everybody, I did get a chance to kiss,
but I got to go with Deb for the best one.
NARRATOR: Oh, snap.
Jesse picked Deb as the best kisser.
Then very wisely went back for more, right in front of Val.
Like panther trying to get into a cool nightclub,
Val looked rejected.
***
Stick around because we got a fresh hot man bun
coming out of the oven.
-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.
God damn Uncle Sam.
NARRATOR: It's a Love Island USA week one recap.
A lot happens in a week, but we put it all in one episode
in case you've been held hostage by a bank robber
or vengeful lover.
I'm Tyler. I'm 23.
I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. I have the confidence,
I have the hair, I have the looks.
And I'm a Ph.D. student.
What more could you want.
[yelling]
Goof morning.
Oh, my gosh.
NARRATOR: Rise and Shine Islanders.
We've got a wet morning surprise
for you and it ain't soggy oatmeal day.
Hi.
There's a hottie in the pool. [laughs]
-Tyler, nice to meet you. -I'm Maddie, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
NARRATOR: Girls, wipe the eye snot out of your face
and pretend you brushed your teeth and say hello to Tyler.
It'll be nice later when we're all put together,
because then he's, like, damn.
-Morning. -Morning. Whoa.
Am I dreaming?
Oh, he's so hot.
'Sup, baby. Take me out to dinner.
-How are we doing? Andy. -Tyler. Nice to meet you, bro.
NARRATOR: Guys, play it cool, and pretend like Tyler
wasn't ripped from the dreams of a woman's fairy tale.
-You look like Tarzan. -NARRATOR: Nailing it.
-Appreciate that. -Golly!
Definitely got to step my game with Tyler here.
NARRATOR: Now the Islanders are going to have a kissing contest.
Basically, everyone kisses everyone and your trophy
is a well callused tongue.
* Trouble getting into you * * I already know the deal *
NARRATOR: Deb and Valorie compete for Jesse's affection.
I've got to go to Madison.
Oh, I feel like I'm just can't win right here.
NARRATOR: Out of all the girls, Jessie's 10,
-seals the victory for Val. -[cheers and applause]
* [indistinct] afternoon *
* I wanna stay up, way you move *
Like that. That's hot.
* Like you, yeah *
* Cause you kiss me like summer and I'm falling for you *
* I would have stayed up, afternoon *
* I wanna stay up-- *
God, I only have one word, and it's damn.
* Cause you kiss me like summer and I'm falling for you *
That is like a 12 for me.
So, I guess a 10 is the highest it can go.
NARRATOR: And out of all the boys, Timmy wins it.
Good job Timmy.
[contestants chattering]
Tyler took a moment to discuss
his potential love interest with both of Jesse's ladies.
Hopefully, Tyler also shares which Greek gods conceived him.
You know who you sniping first?
Deb, honestly.
But Val, after that kiss, bro,
was just like eye opening.
I was like, Whoa!
[laughs]
Oh!
Oh, yeah. You know, Tyler's into Deb and Val.
So, if I don't make a decision here soon,
he's definitely going to swoop up on me.
And, you know, I don't want him to choose for me.
NARRATOR: Jesse must moonlight as a taxi driver
because Val and Deb started to suspect
he's just taking them for a ride.
Zeta was telling me that he ranks me,
like as his number one. And so, I just want to like--
He told me, he ranked me as his number one.
-Oh, he said that? -Yeah.
That's interesting because Zeta told me
that he literally said like the exact same thing about me.
See, if he's telling you the same thing, he's telling me,
it's like, okay, how do we know which was true?
At the same time, why would he be telling us
the same thing in the first place?
NARRATOR: Jesse grabs Val and keeps trying to ski
two slopes at the same time,
and Val is a tree that smashes him in the nuts.
First, I want to know how you're feeling.
Yeah, I feel great.
I'm happy, you know, to share a bed with you.
Be coupled up with you. I mean, look at you.
You know what I mean?[laughs]
-Do you mean that, though? -Yes.
I said I need to get to know you better.
And, you know, we hit it off so fucking fast
and you really spark an engine,
come real fucking fast like that.
I just honestly, I just didn't come here to be in a trouple,
and I feel like that's what I'm in right now.
A trouple? A triangle or a trouple?
Like a trouple. Like a three people couple.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. -That's--
That's what I feel like I'm doing that.
Cause it's really odd for me whenever I'm, like,
with the girls and they all mention how much,
Oh, my God, Jesse just likes Deb So much.
And then I literally just had a conversation with her,
and she told me that you told her that she's number one.
Why didn't you tell me that from the beginning?
-I was honest with you. -Because if I had known,
I wouldn't have like, literally, like--
You wouldn't have picked me?
* Don't you come back no more *
I feel like I was being lied to.
-That's how I feel right now. -Mmhmm.
The other day you told me, "I would pick you."
You said, "Yeah, I have a strong connection with Deb,
but I would pick you." You told me that.
* Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more *
* no more, no more, no more *
I said me and Deb have a strong connection.
It is definitely undeniable.
I know I told you that's never going to change.
That's what I'm saying. I wanna know where I stand.
And I want you to be honest with me.
* Don't you come back no more *
* What you say? *
If I lead you on, I'm truly sorry.
I don't mean to do that at all.
So now you're saying you're coupled with her?
I am.
All right, so that's all I need to know.
* What you say? *
* Hit the road *
So, one day you feel one of us,
and then the other day you feel the other one.
How the fuck does that make sense?
Like, I feel like he just definitely
just wasn't straight up.
Like, he's literally just didn't have the balls
to say shit how it was.
* Don't you come back no more *
* What you say *
I said, Bye Jesse.
* Don't you come back no more *
I'm over it. Peace out.
***
* Don't you come back *
* Don't you come back no more *
NARRATOR: On Sunday night,
it's decision time for one girl.
If he wants to be with both of us,
-then you can have him. -I'm not sloppy seconds.
NARRATOR: While one boy is on the prowl.
I'm physically really, really attracted to you.
-Likewise. -It's kind of scary.
NARRATOR: And the first recoupling
sends one islander packing.
* Where do we go from here *
***