NARRATOR: Welcome to “Love Island USA” Unseen Bits.
I'd like to tell you we dug deep looking for unseen moments,
but honestly, our cup is overflowing
with sexy and whacky footage.
* Sun keeps on shinin' *
* And the [unclear] Keeps on jammin' *
NARRATOR: So, kick off your shoes
or pull off your fake lashes, and take it all in.
[groaning] Oww!
That is so torturous to watch.
-Here's to week 2, guys. -[cheering]
A boy and a girl?!
NARRATOR: Our islanders aren't just hot and dramatic...
I'm over it.
NARRATOR: ...sometimes they're hot and goofy AF.
-Such range. -Like, chef's kiss.
NARRATOR: And we're spilling more tea than a toddler barista.
Nah, bro. That's bullshit.
Are you running game now? Is that what you're up to?
-[scoffs] We just talked! -Liar.
-[gasps] -Uh-oh.
Oh, hell no! What the fuck.
[imitates explosion]
NARRATOR: This is "Love Island, USA"
Unseen Bits, baby, yeah!
***
NARRATOR: Are you ready to start the show?
So, as promised, there was an unseen moment
that we were just DYING to show you.
The Islanders are so full of youthful energy,
I sometimes forget they're actual adults,
who can legally drink, purchase a home,
and even grow chest hair!
Note to producers in the villa: hide the scissors.
-You shave your chest hair? -No.
-Na? -I feel like females like that.
I didn't shave-- I need to cut my nipples.
-Cut your nipples? -No, like, shave--
because they be getting some... [staccato exhales]
long-ass hairs, bro.
You wanna hear a crazy nipple story?
When I was young, bro, I was playing dodgeball, and...
somebody threw a dodgeball next to me,
and it kind of ripped at my chest.
I was young, I lift my shirt up,
and I didn't lift it up high enough,
and I saw a gash here, and I thought
-the kid ripped my nipple off. -[laughs]
-And started crying? -So, not only that,
I was so caught up in it,
and I told everybody it happened,
and I got all the sympathy from my mom.
When I went home, I realized I still had my nipple on,
and I tried to cut it off with the scissors--
[men groaning]
-Nah, you're-- -You're wiling.
I felt like I lied and got all this whatever,
and now I gotta finish the job!
-[laughing] -Ah, I still got my nipple!
And I was trying to do it, and I'm, like, "Nah."
I couldn't get myself to do it.
Hey, good thing you did it, bro.
I'm so glad I did. I wouldn't be here, yo.
One-nipple Timmy.
[all laughing]
* Said if you came to party like we came to party *
* Say hell yeah *
* Hell yeah
NARRATOR: It was time for our Islanders to get together
for a sexy challenge with a cute theme.
We went with wrestling!
Fun wrestling, not the weird kind
that only happens in high school gymnasiums.
When sexy people fall, it's fun.
When I fall, it's just children pointing and saying,
"Look at the sad man, mommy!"
Yeah!
NARRATOR: And guess who made it ultra-official?
WWE Superstar, Dolph Ziggler.
Andy, you just love your shiny new toys,
don't you, mother fucker?
NARRATOR: The Islanders started off the game
by talking more trash than racoons in a dumpster.
Hey, Mady, don't have too much fun
with my man while I'm gone.
[all oohing]
NARRATOR: That's what he said, she said, down by the seashore.
First of all, all y'all bloody wankers,
put it up your stankers!
Jessie, it only took you seven days
and two other girls to talk to
to find maybe your girl.
[scattered murmuring]
Andy, where's your backbone at, bro?
Bro-code, you break it.
[all yelling]
Ooh! Andy!
I don't know what you signed up for,
but it looks like you wanna make gingerbread kids!
[all groaning]
NARRATOR: Then they did what I'm told are wrestling moves
on giant balloons full of the stuff
you'd find on airplane toilets.
-[all cheering] -Bite it!
Yeah!
[all laughing and cheering]
That one hurt.
***
Appreciate the effort!
Keep coming!
[cheering]
NARRATOR: These are the moments
that members of the Blue Man Group dream of!
This is also how impressionist painters
work their way through a creative block.
Well, today's blue paint got real lucky.
Could have ended up a handicap parking spot.
This paint is way more fun.
The inners of the Love Island championship title...
-Mady and Isaiah! -[cheering]
-It's a good day. -Fuck the haters.
[applause]
NARRATOR: Bling-bling, baby!
***
We love the viewers, and so every once in a while
we provide everyone at home with a gift.
Tonight's gift is a Love Island Never Before Scene Moment
that's gonna make you feel super smart.
-You heating it up? -Yeah.
-Did you put water in it? -I don't know, bro.
I don't know if there's water in it.
You better not just burn your shit.
Yeah, you better have water in there.
-Yeah, yeah. -That ain't doing anything.
I just remembered because I [unclear]
-I fucking never ironed ever. -I never really ironed, bro.
I used to put my shit in the dryer.
In the dryer?
Now, there ain't no water, 'cause look.
Is it work-- It's not even hot right now.
There is no water inside?
-I don't think so. -It'd be pushing out right now.
-It'd be spraying. -I'm pretty sure it's gotta be,
like, you gotta fill it right there.
NARRATOR: Weird, I always thought
iron was a one-person tool
that required sub-optimal brain function.
So if we don't put water in this shit,
it will burn your clothes for real?
-It won't burn it, but... -Really?
It'll mess it up?
NARRATOR: And now we're ironing the ironing board.
It must have a formal event to go to later.
Yeah, it's getting hot, man.
What is going on over here right now?
[laughs]
-We don't iron shit! -I don't iron shit.
I put that shit in the dryer, bro.
Yo, get the girls in here!
Five guys to steam one shirt!
You should be good to go now.
It's steaming, okay, okay.
-You just fucking go. -You're good.
Who the fuck gave us an iron?
Golly!
Where is the manual for that?
[laughs]
***
NARRATOR: The following clip makes it hard to tell
if Deb belongs on Love Island
or in a chatroom on the dark web.
Do you think birds are real?
What!?
-What do you mean? -Sometimes I think
they're little robots from the government,
and that's why they sit on powerlines to recharge.
-I could see that. -Yeah.
Once you start thinking about it,
it really makes sense.
-Mm-hmm. -You know.
But I've also seen some dead, so...
Well, they just lost their batteries.
-They're just always watching. -I've seen some bloody ones.
Yeah, uh, I've actually had a couple run into my car.
Do you think birds are real?
-Do I think birds are real? -Yeah.
Of course, they're flying.
You don't think they're government agents?
-[laughs] -Why do they sit on power lines
and not get electrocuted?
It's because they're re-charging.
And they say blondes are dumb. I figured it out.
-[quacking] -What the fuck is that?
He's talking that shit right now.
-He's lost. -I don't know,
-but it's got a Mohawk. -He's the new boy!
The earth is flat and birds aren't real.
I don't know what these birds are doing,
-but it's, like, scaring me. -It's the government.
Stop it!
I've cracked the code!
Call me Da Vinci, because my middle name's
code... [laughs]
NARRATOR: Birds work for the government.
Good to know.
Now instead of paying all my taxes,
I'm gonna send bread crumbs.
You know, get on their good side.
[unclear lyrics]
[giggles]
-Hi! -What’s going on?
NARRATOR: Then bombshell Tyler went on a date with Val.
Sure, the date was low budget,
but we here at Love Island can add value in other ways:
by making it a fun game.
The first person to eat anything goes home.
That includes you, Tyler.
Do we want to cheers to something?
-Cheers to the first date. -Cheers to the first date!
Oh, that is good.
NARRATOR: Come on, eat the food!
Eat it!
You look lovely.
-Thank you, so you do. -Thank you.
I think I'm interested in finding more hobbies
and stuff I like to do.
I know that I like to party.
You said you like to party, so that was, like,
a lot of people think that's a turn off--
Yeah, I don't understand that at all.
-I don't either. -I think that
it's super attractive, like, you know
how to let loose and have a good time.
Exactly. It's not like it's seven days a week.
-It's like four. -Exactly!
-Four, maybe five. -Four, five!
NARRATOR: Eat it! Eat it!
I mean, my sister, she's, like, my best friend.
I have two brothers.
NARRATOR: Somebody better eat something soon.
[rising pulsing tones]
[tones grow discordant]
Just stay positive in everything.
NARRATOR: Oh, my gosh! Is she going to--
Yes! Yes, she is! She's going for it!
Finally!
Val chose snacks. Nobody chose her.
Time for us to say bye to Val.
I'm still looking for the one, I'm single,
so, boys, don't be scared to slide in my DMs.
NARRATOR: Nothing says class like offering your DMs
to millions of strangers.
Farewell, Val.
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA"
Unseen Bits!
Isaiah, be a doll and explain
Love Island to the viewers at home.
Shit fucking happens. Shit happens.
-That's all I gotta say. -Yeah.
So...
-Don't ever get too comfortable. -Yeah. Yeah.
Did you not talk to Andy at all--
See, I think that's an interesting piece there.
I feel like there's a spanner in the works there.
He's obviously not gonna be too open to [unclear].
I think that might be it, too.
Andy, you need to get that talk
-out of the way, bro. -Messed up.
NARRATOR: As you may know,
Andy kind of stole Sydney from Isaiah,
and like any meal in Texas, we got beef.
Man, I wish I could have came and talked to you,
like, straight up.
I was heading in tonight
thinking Mady was where I was gonna go.
And then, just, her and I have just been clicking,
-I guess, last few days. -Bro, like, nah, bro.
I mean, like, it's bro code, bro.
Like, you should have just-- you could have
-told me that, bro. -Bro...
NARRATOR: Uh-oh, speaking of Texas,
looks like we got ourselves
an old-fashioned Texas Brodown!
The guy who says bro the most wins!
It's, like, Damn, bro, I didn't really know
what to say on the spot, bro, to be honest with you,
I was like, bro, just don't get it, bro.
I don't really feel like I've broken the bro code, bro.
-I fucking get the bro code. -There's just no way, bro.
There's no way, bro.
NARRATOR: Isaiah's off to a big lead in this Brodown.
I think we should turn this into a drinking game!
Bro, I was comfortable. I was, you know,
this is gonna be an easy fucking night, bro.
Like, nah, bro. It's, like, what?
Bro, I've been thinking about this shit all day.
I don't know, bro. Plain disrespect, bro.
-I don't know, bro. -[bell Dings]
I don't know.
Kind of one of the consequences of this decision--
Bro code, bro.
-That's all I gotta say, bro. -Well...
All right.
I'm not a person to get too worked-up over bullshit,
but, like, bro code, that shit's different.
You know, and if you break that shit, I'm, like, I'm done, bro.
NARRATOR: After storing around
the entire villa for a few minutes...
Andy! Andy.
-Let's have a chat, bro. -Yeah.
NARRATOR: ...he confronts Andy again for...
round two of the bro code Brodown!
-What's going on? -All right, bro.
[bell Dings]
You got something to tell me, or no?
-About what? -I'm trying to figure out what--
Nah, bro. That's some bull shit.
You got something to tell me or no?
NARRATOR: In this corner is Andy, shaking in his boots.
Have we kissed? Yeah, other than that,
I don't really know what--
Why the fuck didn't you tell me, bro?
Like, I don't get it. Like, bro code
was fucking just destroyed, bro.
Like, I have no fucking respect for you, bro.
NARRATOR: Oh, man, I'm blasted.
I hope Andy doesn't start saying, "Oop."
Otherwise, I'm end up asleep on a park bench again!
Gave you multiple changes to fucking tell me, bro.
That's bro code, bro, and I know you don't give a fuck.
I do give a fuck, bro.
-No, you don't give a fuck! -I do give a fuck, bro.
This ain't even about the kiss.
It's just about you telling me, bro.
You had all day yesterday. You had all day.
That's bro code, bro.
NARRATOR: I've got to say,
this Brodown seems terribly one-sided.
I'm not saying I placed a bet with a guy in a back alley
who's first name s Snake Eyes,
but I think Andy's taken a bigger dive
than Jacques Cousteau!
-You could have said something. -And I would have if I knew
that's what you're looking for. I--
I shouldn't have to be, like, "Yo..."
I shouldn't have to say some shit like that, bro.
That's bro code, bro. That is bro code, bro.
Do you not understand what fucking bro code is?
NARRATOR: No one does, Isaiah. No one does.
Yeah, I fucking understand what it is, dog.
I don't think you know what the fucking bro code is, bro.
NARRATOR: And the winner of our big Brodown goes to Isaiah!
Good work, bro. Take a bro-- I mean, bow!
Wait, stop counting! I'm not part of this.
Bro code, bro, all right?
At the end of the day, that's all I got
to fucking say to you, bro.
Chop it up.
NARRATOR: Moving right along, let's take a look back
at some ups and downs of America's favourite couple:
Timmy and Zeta.
This is where we just look down at our kingdom.
NARRATOR: Or as I like to call them: Zemmy.
The king and queen of the villa are here!
-It is nice. -NARRATOR: Like here!
Here's an up: they're up on the balcony.
[laughs]
-[unclear muttering] -[laughs]
This is...
this is the vibe right now.
Manifestation is really real.
Think it, feel it, go after it.
Like, obviously I can't just, like,
wave my magic wand and make things happen--
-Got a magic wand? -[laughs]
Tell nobody that.
[laughs]
I will show you it if you're quiet!
In bed, so, like, pull it out one night.
Is that my magic wand,
or are you excited to see me? [laughs]
I'm dead. You're too much.
I feel like I intimidate a lot of guys.
-I see that. -Yeah, but it's, like,
I mean, I don't know why, 'cause--
I can tell you're smart, um, you're pretty.
-Go on. -[laughs]
You have a magic wand.
-Duh! -That's scary. [laughs]
NARRATOR: If only Zeta's magic wand could keep it going.
I do go at my own speed at times,
so, please, you know, just bear with me.
Bear with me on this journey. [laughs]
Guys tend not to talk about things.
-I know! -[laughs]
You guys should stop playing sports.
I think everybody's just seeing how things play out.
Not uncertainty, but...
what I'm certain about is what's up with you?
-I feel great with you. -Do you?
-I feel really happy. -Yeah?
-100%. -Aw, Timmy!
Y'all are kind of the Apollo couple in the house,
-which is kind of cool. -Bro, I appreciate you, bro.
NARRATOR: But like many British-American relationships,
over time they become bitter, like tea in a harbor.
I've got to know, like, how many girls wanna crack on with you.
-You've not gotten to see that. -But this is the thing.
Like, I don't know if you're gonna get what you want.
It's not about chasing.
It's what I want you to feel on the inside.
I don't care what you do on the outside.
Timmy, are you running game now?
Is that what you're up to?
-We just talked? -Liar.
I would love a hug.
I'm not gonna make any moves with you.
Ugh, kick rocks!
* Intoxicated situation *
Sway in the morning, sway in the evening.
Timmy you’re not part of it.
Whatever, Timmy. Fuck you.
-No, I don't want no chaps-- -Oh, baby!
Yo! She's mad for no reason.
Mad no reason, Bro.
[laughs]
NARRATOR: But for some reason,
the other Islanders still look to Zeta for relationship advice.
Tomorrow's actually not promised in life.
That's the thing about life: it's not promised.
I know, you're so right.
You gotta go balls to the wall.
-Just sleep on it. -I will.
Sleeping makes everything better.
Syd, you're looking beautiful.
Really? Thank you!
She has been a really big
influence on my experience here in this villa.
I feel like I'm in, like, a love summer camp.
I'm literally, like, taking courses.
Some shit's gonna hurt. Some shit's gonna sting.
Some shit's gonna cause a tad bit of jealousy.
But it's all part of the game, and we all love each other.
If I can be...
an "example" for anyone, then that's lovely.
NARRATOR: I guess it's the British accent.
Cheers. Let's go have our little morning.
Oh, you’re so fit.
You're a rocket.
The accent makes her sound put together and proper and shit.
Yeah, that shit's harsh.
NARRATOR: Americans will listen to anyone with an accent.
I am living proof. I'm from Jamaica!
Just do what you feel. Don't, like, say [unclear].
That's how I feel.
NARRATOR: We'll be back.
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA"
Unseen Bits.
Whipped cream in the morning: the best combination
of "I love myself" and "I hate myself."
Fuck it, I'll just be healthy.
How do you guys all put whipped cream in your coffee.
-That is just-- -Super healthy.
A cup of coffee.
I put some almond milk in that bitch.
I put massive amount of whipped cream.
It's, like, I need, like, my daily sugar boost.
People are probably like,
"Damn, this girl swears she's healthy."
Psyche.
It is what it is. I love it.
And I'm-- we need more whipped cream, actually. It's all out.
NARRATOR: Nothing says, "Good morning,"
like sugar and caffeine.
Yummy.
Guess what Isaiah isn't?
A doctor-- good guess.
Nonetheless, he has some scientific facts
that can immediately be proven false with a cold pool.
Blueberries make your balls bigger.
And healthier.
-What'd you say? -[laughs]
Man...
It's full of vitamins.
I don't know if they make the balls bigger.
Not only does it have vitamins,
but it makes you produce more semen,
and your balls get bigger.
Gotta get those blueberries in, man.
-[unclear] -Huh?
[unclear]
I don't know, it's for the big balls, right?
[laughs]
How many you have to get those big balls?
-I'll let you know. -[laughs]
NARRATOR: The girls are bonding. They even have an inside joke.
They repeat, "It's up there" which is "Up there"
in terms of inside jokes that I don't understand.
It's up there! It's up there!
-It's up there! [laughs] -Good answer.
Whenever something is top tier or something I agree with,
I'm, like, "Yeah, it's up there."
Me getting re-chosen for a recoupling, it's up there!
Someone liking me: it's up there!
It's up there. [laughs]
Look at your man over there.
Whoo! Tyler!
It's up there!
-It's up there! -It's up there!
-Sereniti, can I grab ya?
You wanna talk to me?
Of course. Can I talk to my new man?
-Oh, no, not my mic. -It's down there.
-It's down there! -Yeah!
[cheering]
NARRATOR: I don't get it,
but they seem to think it's hysterical.
To each their own. Maybe it's an American thing.
Andy's kissing technique can leave half a girl's face wet.
Luckily we have plenty of beach towels.
All right, Sereniti, how you feeling after that?
Well... felt like a battle.
Felt like a sword fight a little bit.
-It was, like, dagger tongue. -[laughs]
The tongue was just very striking.
[laughs]
He was gonna rip [unclear].
-[laughs] -I'll give it a seven.
Um, it didn't make me feel, like,
any butterflies or, like, um...
Like I wanted it to continue.
It felt kind of forced and just rushed.
The tongue was just too straight and too hard.
It's, like, it was just not, like, gentle enough or, like--
-Dagger tongue! -[laughs]
-Feel terrible. -We're mean.
I know. We're vicious as fuck. They all need to go to therapy.
NARRATOR: Andy needs some help in stepping up his kissing game,
and Felipe was happy to help give him some pro-tips.
I think that might be the best kiss I've ever had in my life.
10 for me.
You can grab the person, you know,
and if I'm going to pretend it's my hand, okay, so...
you know, you just come and you...
[smooching]
And you feel that kiss, you know.
I don't know if that's good or not,
because it's weird to kiss your hand,
but I'm trying my best.
NARRATOR: Was that uncomfortable?
I'm uncomfortable. Let's do that again with Isaiah.
Start off slow. Start off slow
with the head grab, and you kind of just, like...
***
Damn! That's a 10 if that's the highest it can go.
I loved every thing. I didn't want it to stop.
It's kind of like a row in the motion.
So, it's like a...
"ay... ay" kind of thing.
So it's, like, uh...
"Ahh." And then it's like a "mmm."
NARRATOR: Let's see how he does with this new knowledge.
Mmm...
I think it...
I think-- Mmm...
What was our experience with this kissing challenge.
Okay, I'm gonna have to say we gotta start with that dagger.
-Oh, so sorry. -Who was that?
-It was Andy! -Dagger tongue!
I think you can learn kissing somebody...
***
What's it doing, like...
-[laughs] -It was this.
[laughs]
I think the way a person kisses kind of just shows...
Like, I enjoyed-- like, he brought me in and I liked it,
but then it started, like, when he was, like...
[laughs]
I was-- I literally felt like I was having a joust!
Yeah, I think I'm definitely a good kisser.
***
NARRATOR: The past two weeks, the Islanders participated
in lots of challenges and games
that really got them quite close together, literally.
There was so much fun content
that we couldn't possibly fit it all in the episode.
So here's some of the spiciness that I saw that you didn't.
First night in the villa,
the Islanders played a Love Island favorite:
-Suck & Blow. -You guys ready?
[all agreeing]
-Good luck. -I'm scared.
NARRATOR: One Islander sucks while the other Islander blows.
Person who drops the card must do the dare on the cards.
It's like an X-rated pass the parcel.
"Take an Islander to serve as your pole,
and perform a pole dance on them."
[all] Okay!
* Ride this life *
* We did it now *
[cheering]
Oh, actually, that is--
-Yeah! Yeah! -[cheering]
* Good vibes only *
* No matter who you are gonna see the stars *
* Good vibes only *
* We only got this life we can do it right *
[cheering]
-What!? -[cheering]
***
* Do it right *
That was shy.
[cheering]
***
It's getting hot in here.
[cheering]
***
All right. "Give a guy you'd like
to share a bed with a lap dance."
[cheering]
-Yeah. -[cheering]
NARRATOR: Now that the Islanders
have all made out with each other,
the producers thought,
"Hey, let's put them in pirate costume
and have them make out with each other again!"
And that's how the Islanders found themselves
on a stage in the middle of Malibu.
Yeah, it's going down, baby. Like the shit.
NARRATOR: All dressed in sexy, tattered clothes,
Islanders read a statement
written about another Islander of the opposite sex
from a steamer trunk.
So, this girl had sex on a Jet Ski in the middle of the ocean.
[laughs]
NARRATOR: And with the help of the other team,
they have to guess which Islander
this statement was about.
* Hey, now, look at me *
Seems like something I'd do.
NARRATOR: And seal their answer with a kiss.
[cheering]
Then the Islanders would go back to the steamer trunk to reveal
who the statement was actually about.
And the girl...
is...
Deb!
[cheering]
You gotta give me the scoop on this!
-That's lit. I ain't gonna lie. -I mean, why not?
You're in the middle of the ocean,
-you're on a Jet Ski, so. -I like it, I like it.
-It's already wavy. -[cheering]
You don't need a lot of the motion of the ocean going on.
* One, two, three I'm ready for ya *
Ooh, MILF on board!
[all ooh]
This boy has hooked up with multiple MILFs.
How many is multiple, I wanna know.
* Burning up the sky burning up the sky *
* Talk to me find out who you are *
* You're a superstar *
-Isaiah!?
[cheering]
Well, I definitely do have a taste for older women.
And, you know, women that have kids,
they typically know what the fuck they're doing.
-So... -Do they?
Well, they made a baby.
* Talk to me find out who you are *
* You're a superstar *
I really love it here, it's all these sexy people
just, like, kissing each other.
* You're a superstar *
Honestly, even if everyone swapped couples
and started making out, I would be so happy either way,
because everyone is so fucking hot here. Like...
I'm living my best life.
***
I think the challenge went really well.
Um... but...
not fair that Courtney got to make out with four people,
and I only got to make out with one.
I'm the make out bandit.
[cheering]
Okie-dokie.
What do we have here?
A gift!
All right, "This boy stayed with his ex-girlfriend
longer than he wanted to, just to make sure
she gave him his birthday present."
[laughs] I don't like that at all.
***
[unclear lyrics]
* What’s this right in front of me *
Ooh, a little tease.
* Boom for your flashlights, go! *
-[cheering] -[applause]
***
Okay!
All right, let's find out who it is.
Oh, my god, it's Timmy!
[cheering]
I'm upset!
Um, yeah, so I can explain, um...
-You better. -You do that.
We kind of ran its course,
but she alluded to the fact that there was a gift involved.
And, you know, I was curious. I'm a curious dude.
So, like, the gift was a Montclair coat,
-you know what I'm saying? -Oh, I get it.
[laughs]
-No! -Obviously I'm not proud of it,
but it did happen. It was a good choice.
NARRATOR: Now that everyone's made out
and we exposed all the secrets,
we brought in two new boys in hopes to recreate more drama
with new boys and new make outs.
And what better way to welcome the newcomers
than a game of Beer Pong Truth Or Dare.
[cheering]
Here's some spiciness that I saw that you didn't.
I dare you to make out with two Islanders,
besides Sereniti...
[all oohing]
[cheering]
The time is up for that! Let's go for the next one.
Whipped cream.
Oh... okay! [laughs]
I need courtside seats!
Damn, okay, sir.
[laughs]
Deb, I want you to throw back for 10 seconds. I'll count.
Six... five...
four... three...
two... one!
[cheering]
[laughs] Oh, my God.
She's enjoying it!
[cheering]
[screaming]
I dare you to go up
to the girl of your choice and make out with her
-and slap her ass. -What!?
-Is it number one? -[cheering]
What the hell?
Violent, baby.
[cheering]
[louder cheering]
Now that's how you play the game.
-Watch all that. -Bish. Shit is crazy.
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA"
Unseen Bits.
* Yeah, don't ask me how I do it *
I've seen a lot of techniques over the years,
and not to brag, but in my heart of hearts,
I know they should let me coach these guys.
I could right step up their game.
Watch this super professional guidance in action.
Whenever a boy's working out, I'm, like, "Oop."
Head instantly turns.
NARRATOR: Islanders have to earn their sexy physiques.
But first they need to know their way around the equipment.
I'm from Scotland.
I can tell you the metric system
is quite simple really.
6.3 Kilograms equals one stone.
What's so hard about that?
Fuck, he's so fucking hot.
NARRATOR: Speaking of workout equipment,
we packed the Love Island gym with yoga mats,
kettlebells, dumbbells.
This is so boring.
[sighs] That will be my recommendation for next year:
-get a fucking treadmill. -Yeah.
NARRATOR: Oops, we left the treadmill at the other villa.
[grunts] One!
-[grunts] -Two!
NARRATOR: Okay, Timmy, that's good,
but let's simplify it even more.
Let's try some tippy toes.
Get to work! Flip flop season is every day.
Nice and easy. Up... down.
Now I want you to do the same thing, but less.
That's how you do it, Timmy.
Your feet are ready for their "sole-mate."
Oh, I love this move.
I call this one the broken scissors.
AKA: I've fallen down, but I won't stop dancing.
Augh, I fucked it.
* We run it go, go *
* We run it *
NARRATOR: It started to seem like we do everything
on yoga mats except yoga.
Oh, it's my favourite piece of furniture at the gym.
It's not very comfy. Kind of like a jet pack
-that doesn't go anywhere. -I love looking at him.
NARRATOR: But you do get a great view of the lazy Islanders
lying around while you work your ass off.
And next up for the legs.
Go Timmy!
Let's go! Come on!
NARRATOR: Nothing inspires you to work out your hardest
like your fellow fans cheering you on.
Two-time world champion of lifting.
-Four more! -NARRATOR: I'm not sure
if Deb is trying to motivate Timmy
or distract him enough to have his body weight
fall on her chest.
-It's easy. -[applause]
And next up is Chaz.
Chaz is a student athlete.
Lives in on-campus housing, but has a great personality.
NARRATOR: Islanders can't always depend on others
to get fired up for a workout.
Sometimes they have to pump themselves up.
Lunges.
Oh, man. [unclear]
[muttering]
Soft ass don't wanna do lunges, huh?
Huh?
NARRATOR: Timmy takes some lonely lunges.
His hamstrings are gonna be tighter
than a hippo's mini skirt.
[loud grunting]
NARRATOR: Courtney's working gout her mind.
Some people call sitting alone in silence meditation.
My therapist and loved ones call it: "Iain,
you're ruining Christmas."
To the left, to the right, to the left, to the right.
Now squat! And bend.
And hold two, three, four.
And stretch! Little bit more.
And release. And breathe.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
It was a calm day in the villa,
and the girls are trying to spice things up
with a game of charades,
because nothing says a good time like pretending to be a mime.
I never played, um, you know, that charades.
-Oh, let's play right now. -Are we writing, like, nouns?
Or do we write, like, an action.
Things to do. Things we can act out.
Yeah, or, like, twerking.
Oh, so I can't write Steve Harvey?
-No, we're not doing celebrity-- -Who the fuck is that?
Put 'em in. I'll shake 'em up.
Sydney, be watching.
Don't shake them.
-Absolutely no talking. -Okay.
***
-Gossip. -Gossip.
-Did you write that? -[laughs]
I swear I didn't write it.
I was about to say, "That's some cheap shit."
That was too easy.
[laughs] Jokers.
[laughs]
Hand job.
Hand job. [laughs]
I hate you guys.
Blow job.
-Choking on the dick. -Gagging.
-Kinda. -Someone needs to get this.
Banana.
A popsicle.
-Dagger of penis. -[laughs]
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't even know if I'm doing it right.
-I don't either. -You are, though.
Your hair needs to be moving.
Your hair needs to move out your face.
Tie that stuff back.
-Brushing your teeth. -[laughs]
-Gagging. Choking. -Spitting.
What is that called?
-I don't know. -Choking on the dick.
Blow job.
Yeah, but, like, what kind of blow job.
-Deep throat. -There.
I don't deep throat, so I don't know.
NARRATOR: Thank God we're on Peacock this year,
because these girls have some horny minds.
***
Earlier Isaiah won the bro code Brodown against Andy,
which gave him the confidence
to take on the fellow's resident M.C., Timmy Swerve.
Hey, grow the fuck up, bro, straight up.
[laughs]
Crossing people up.
I'll grow with my dough up, okay?
I need the dough from the floor up, uh!
Don't look down. Go up.
[laughs]
Yeah... Yeah, yeah, get out of here.
You're staying ugly, boy. You old as fuck.
-I'm-a glow up. -Oh, you a glow up?
Shut your ass up, bitch. Pull up.
Huh? Lay down, bitch, from the floor up.
-Nope. That's it? -That was it.
-You win that one. -All right, fine. Fine.
[laughs]
You said, "You old as fuck, boy.
I glow up." All right, I got you, bro.
All right.
I'm playing, bro. You're at the best age of your life.
-Straight up. -I'm in my Amazon Prime,
ya heard?
NARRATOR: Better luck next time, Isaiah,
you wannabe player. You tried to do your thing,
but best leave the word play to M.C. Sterling,
babayyy.
Now, let's see what kind of fun the villa's newest girl group,
DMs, have to offer.
Take it away, Deb, Mady, and Sereniti.
Looking really short today.
This is the energy we need. Let's bring it.
Soul clap.
[rhythmic grunting]
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[rhythmic grunting]
-Yeah, yeah. -I'd rather drink some wine.
Let's get some mother fucking wine.
-One glass of wine. -We get to get.
-Yeah. -Give us some wine.
-Give us two. -Uh-huh.
[rhythmic grunting]
-Give us two. [laughs] -[laughs]
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA" Unseen Bits.
Two things could be true about this conversation.
One: Geography died when we all became dependent on GPS.
And two: hot people don't have to learn
about the world we live in,
because they're too hot to feel uninformed.
Is Oklahoma the south?
It's the west.
It's the south, isn't it?
Is Texas the South?
-Of course it is. -I have no idea.
Oklahoma's, like, two states over, isn't it?
-From Cali? No. -You guys are the worst than me.
[laughs]
And then west is, like, Nevada.
-Reno? -Is that in Utah?
-Reno's in Nevada, bro. -Is it?
-Reno 911. -Is it, like, Lake Tahoe?
-Is that Utah? -That's in Cali, bro.
Lake Tahoe's in Utah!
-No, it's not! -Lake Tahoe's in California.
Is it? Okay.
-What's in Utah. -I know
-there's something in Utah. -Grand Canyon.
-No! -Is it?
It's in Arizona, dog.
[laughs]
Why am I taking geography stuff from Deb? Come on.
Thank god we're good-looking.
That's why we're here doing nothing.
Jesus Christ.
NARRATOR: Based on how bad they were at geography,
this next unseen moment should come as no surprised to you.
-Jesse, get ready for your date. -Right.
-What's her name again? -Maria?
I think it's Frida?
Brida?
-Burrito? -Burrito?
It's Brita. Brita.
No, his name is Chaz.
I thought it was Chaz.
Chaz-- with a Z.
-Chazz. -His name is Chazz.
[muttering] The kitchen, or, like...
[cheering]
NARRATOR: This one might shock you a wee bit,
but, hey, what is said inside the
Love Island girl's dressing room stays in--
oh, no, wait.
-That's Vegas, my bad. -All right, Tyler.
Thrill me again.
-Throw me against the wall. -Yeah.
Andy probably has a secret, like...
-I mean, yeah, I feel like-- -I mean, I would hope so.
I feel like I'm kinda like Andy in a sense of like,
we're both a little reserved,
but in bed I want handcuffs, you know.
-Oh, yeah, dress me up, baby. -Okay, Mady!
-Her hair's changed her-- -I want whipped cream.
-Yeah, I want cream-- -Nutella on the dick.
[laughs]
Like, one of the last guys I tried to mess around with,
I literally turned to him and I said,
"Let's take a bath." And he's, like, what?
-Ooh, the bath. -And we took a bath,
and I fucked him in the bathtub, and he was shook.
Oh, my gosh, bathtub stuff is amazing.
NARRATOR: A peak into the mind of an Islander
is such a treasure.
This is why we don't expect our Islanders
to be masters of geography,
when they are devoting so much time to the art of dance.
How you start, though?
Forward, then heel, then this toe goes in.
Do it fast?
Toe... toe... toe...
What do you do with the arms while you do that?
You just kind of, like, you just kind of like--
It's not like this. Not that part.
No, like, you're close. It does take practice.
It's, like, real quick though.
You gotta do it slow at the beginning, bro.
Do one side. Just do this over and over.
Same time? At the same time.
Yeah, just do one side over and over.
You’re doing the opposite and I'm looking that way.
Makes, like, an L.
Like I said, Left heel, this one toe.
***
-Yeah, like that. -Ayy!
-So, that's one side. -[laughs]
And then when you come back, you Center it.
All right. And then you...
uh, toe, heel.
Yeah, like that, ish.
I like the one where you-- what's the one
where you point up a little bit?
I don't know, you do some shit where it's, like...
-Which one? -You're doing some shit,
you just be going. You be like that.
[laughs]
Or, like, is it like this?
Yeah.
I come to hit it, baby.
I'm the ultimate vibe.
Like, I go up in the club, it's just like this all night.
I be, like, "Ah, I'm talking shit."
And then when it’s time to dance, I'm, like, "ahh!"
-All right. -I've got my choreograph,
-you see that? -Choreograph, bro.
Yeah, he practiced in the mirror, bro.
Wait, wait, what's this?
It's, like, you, like...
you got it? Like, grab it, you're like...
oh!
You, like, kind of, like, snatch it.
Then you come up.
I'm starting on my opposite leg.
Yeah. I mean--
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, ha!
Yeah, I didn't feel cool, though.
NARRATOR: Those are some pretty fancy moves, boys.
Martin Luther'd be proud of this, bro.
[laughs] For sure.
NARRATOR: Well, we learned a lot from today's Unseen Bits:
dancing, geography,
incorporating condiments into the bedroom,
and of course, birds are robots sent from the government
to watch us sunbathe!
Until next time.
Tomorrow night!
***
One girl makes her choice!
And one boy will be dumped.
***