***
* Come on, gimmie gimmie *
* Little shimmy shimmy *
NARRATOR: Previously...
* It's about to go down, down, down *
...on "Love Island USA."
***
One boy saw double.
Bria's expressing a lot of interest in me.
But damn, it's not Zeta, though.
NARRATOR: A new boy entered.
[shrieking]
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Jeff. Jeff. Jeff.
NARRATOR: And one girl weighed her options.
Bryce and I have a spark.
I owe it to myself to explore.
But I do love Felipe and I's conversations.
* Gonna make you say wow, wow, wow *
NARRATOR: Tonight, it's decision time for one girl.
And one Islander is dumped from the villa.
***
* I don't know what's coming over me *
NARRATOR: Welcome to Love Island, USA.
The Islanders have been recoupling.
Sydney chose Isaiah.
Sereniti coupled up with Chazz
and Deb stuck with Jesse.
Two days ago, Zeta was about to pick a boy.
If she takes any longer, she'll also pick up the Emmy
for slowest decision by a British nanny
on a reality TV show.
This decision has been extremely difficult for me.
More than I can even put into words.
But I know that I am making the right decision
'cause I know that I need to put myself first at all times.
And that's what I am choosing to do tonight.
But it's not been easy.
I would like to couple up with this boy for many reasons.
* Bad, bad, bad *
This boy has made me feel extremely wanted,
extremely cared for and has helped me
not to feel like an absolute mug in here.
He is extremely kind
and I would be absolutely upset with myself
if I saw him go home.
* Bad, bad, bad *
* Maybe we're still going bad *
The boy that I would like to couple up with is...
***
Jeff.
[clapping]
His name is Jeff.
I appreciate you.
Sweet.
* I keep falling into... *
NARRATOR: Next to choose is Bria,
who is coupled up with Timmy.
I would like to couple up with this boy because
he's honest and humble
and he puts his feelings out on the line.
And he has a great sense of emotional intelligence.
He makes me feel like we have a really good chance
of having something special.
So, the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
Timmy.
[clapping]
***
This decision was not easy to make.
* I fell for your pretty little lies *
My pride and my ego has really been bruised this week.
Although I have connections
and interests with other boys here,
I'm excited to see where it could go.
But I do expect effort every single day.
So, the boy that I would like to couple up with is...
* Ooh *
* And I just can't, just can't *
Andy.
* Ooh, ooh *
* I'm like the stars and I just can't escape you *
* I fell for your pretty little lies *
* Right into the fire *
[Ellie Goulding's "Explosions" playing]
* You tremble like you see a ghost *
NARRATOR: The last to choose is Courtney.
She is coupled up with Felipe,
but has recently made a connection with new boy, Bryce.
The boy she doesn't pick will go home.
I feel like this boy is here to find genuine connection.
I feel like I can talk to this boy
for, like, a really unnecessarily long
amount of time.
Which everyone knows is, like, really big for me because
I don't connect with people easily.
So, the boy I would like to couple up with is...
Bryce.
* Explosions *
* On the day you wake up needing somebody *
* And you've learned *
* It's okay to be afraid *
* It will never be the same *
[cellphone chiming]
"Felipe, you are now single and must leave the island.
You have 30 minutes to pack your bags and say your good-byes."
[Benson Boone's "In the Stars" playing]
* Sunday mornings were your favorite *
[laughter and chatter]
-Bye. -Bye.
-[indistinct] -I'm going to miss you.
Thank you, Jesse.
[indistinct], baby. Fucking love you, bro.
Hey, man. Felipe, man.
That was really my guy, man.
I look at him as a brother.
It-- it's not ever going to feel the same.
And without him here--
-Hey, buddy. -Love you, bro.
* I'm still holding on *
* To everything that's dead and gone *
-Thank you. -* I don't want to say *
* Goodbye cause this one means forever *
[giggling]
I feel like I made the right decision tonight.
I'm really sad about Felipe leaving,
but I don't have any regrets.
I'm going to try to be like you when I grow up, Felipe.
Ditto.
You are on your way, my bro.
Felipe, all love, man. I'm going to miss you.
He just spread optimism and he always said
live in the villa like it's your last day, every day.
That's the most truest shit I've heard since I've been here.
Enjoy here, okay?
It is the most important thing you can do in your life.
Aww.
* I'm still holding on to everything *
* That's dead and gone *
[cheering]
* I don't want to say goodbye 'cause this one means forever *
Felipe!
* Now you're in the stars *
* And six feet's never felt so far *
* Here I am alone between the heavens and the embers *
I'm feeling good.
I did my best inside of the villa.
I made connections and friends forever.
* You took the best of my heart *
I'm really glad with myself. So, I'm happy on that way.
That one sucks.
* Nothing ever lasts forever *
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
So, it's bye-bye to Felipe.
I had a little weepie,
but I can't say I'm going to lose any sleepy.
The new couples are Deb and Jesse,
Sydney and Isaiah, Zeta and Jeff, Courtney and Bryce,
Sereniti and Chazz-- with two Zs--
Bria and Timmy.
And Andy is back with Mady.
Fun fact: Mady's trained in doing morse code with her feet.
And right now according to my morse code book,
she's asking wardrobe
to pick up some buttons for his shirt.
I'm very excited for this and you.
And you just make me extremely happy.
And, like, for you to continue to open up to me,
and recouple back up with me
after everything that's happened last week,
really does mean the world to me.
And I just want to say thank you.
I took that very seriously and I really thought my decision
-through. -Mm-hmm.
Obviously, I like you.
Which is not easy for me to say.
Obviously, I like you too.
There will not be-- and I do mean this--
a third chance, so--
Cheers to second chances.
Cheers.
I'm also excited to share a bed with you again.
Mm-hmm.
I have missed cuddling.
We can cuddle however long.
There is no time limit anymore.
-Really? -Yeah.
NARRATOR: Some Islanders are mourning the loss of Felipe.
But not Courtney's new man.
Basically, it's no more Mr. Bryce guy.
Okay. So, I want you to know, like,
the decision that you made was definitely not a mistake.
-Mm-hmm. -Everything that you feel
and more is-- is reciprocated.
Like tenfold.
I'm looking for something real.
I'm looking for something with a really good trajectory.
You know, I work in finance.
I have a good job and it seems
as if we're really on the same page
about our needs and wants out of life.
And what we want out of a relationship.
I respect you. Now I definitely trust you.
-Yeah. -And trust is...
an incredible foundation to start this off on, right?
Oh, you're so sweet.
-And I really-- -* I just want to be with you *
* Don't matter where we're going *
I chose Bryce over Felipe
because he's, like, super emotionally intelligent.
Like, it's not just a physical thing with him.
Like, obviously it's really easy for me
to, like, walk outside and fuck whoever I want.
But I would like to find that deeper connection.
And, like, someone who is actually interested in me
other than my looks is what's really hard for me.
So, I feel like I'm finding that here.
He's just so sweet. Like, fuck.
* I just want to be with you *
Sorry, I probably taste like pork.
Perfect. No, you taste perfect.
You're so sweet.
So, what's up?
Tell me how you feel, for real?
[laughing]
I would love to know.
I feel good. I feel really good about my decision.
-Good. -You've come in here,
and you've expressed interest in me.
And you showed me so much attention.
-Yeah. -And just made me
feel wanted. And you're fit as fuck.
-Oh, my God. -You've just helped me
not feel like an absolute mug in here.
Which is just someone who someone takes for granted.
-Yeah. -Just looks silly.
Yeah. Fo' sho'.
It was just such an obvious decision to choose you.
And I'm really glad it's you.
And I'm not someone to be second place
-for someone, ever. -You should never.
I know she still has feelings for Timmy because
they been there from the start.
But I think Zeta deserves a man.
Someone she can grow with, man.
And be able to love somebody. You know what I mean?
Because she knows what she wants.
If you loyal to her, she's going to reciprocate that back.
My loyalty gon' speak for itself.
So, yeah. I want to give him time to crack on
with someone who he's obviously interested in.
-Yeah. -And I want to give myself time
to crack on with somebody's who's interested in me.
And who I am interested in as well.
Right. I'm going to make you forget about him, though.
[laughing]
So, I just know I'm better than him for you.
-Really? -Hell yeah. What?
-Why do you reckon that? -I am.
Zeta and her option with Jeff, that's-- she picked that.
That helps a lot with how I progress with you.
Just because she made her choice.
That's not something I'm looking at anymore.
Even though I did think that Zeta was going to pick me
in that moment, it's like, okay,
that option with Zeta is now completely pushed aside.
And Bria is here.
* I feel it deep inside my bones with you *
* Bones with you *
* Oh, let's both admit this is overdue *
With my feelings for Zeta,
I'm not going to act like they are not there.
That would be fugazi, that's phony shit.
I would not do that.
But I will say, like, the feelings have been canned.
You know, you know how you do your jams,
your jellies, you know what I am saying?
Tuna, all that, you can it up. You stash that.
You save it for the next apocalypse.
* Oh, I feel it deep inside my bones with you *
* I want you to know that you're under my skin *
He thought I was going to pick him tonight.
It's okay to sit there and be vulnerable.
"Mean Girls" is your favorite movie?
[gasping] Yeah.
You just went up two points.
I feel like we all made decisions that were unexpected.
The toxic options were there,
but I didn't choose it.
I feel good, man.
But at the same time, bro, you got to stay humble.
The thing about Jeff, I really do like him.
Like, all we have is each other.
* I want you to know *
-Can we cuddle? -Yeah.
[shrieks]
Been so long.
* If you wanted to go *
Man, we're going to hear some sex tonight.
Oh, my God.
* Mm-hmm *
This is a comfortor, that's why it's comfy.
The sheet is comfier.
I think you are comfy.
You out cold?
-[mumbles] -No, she's awake.
She's alive.
Goodnight.
Goodnight, my guys.
***
[Kim Petras' "Malibu" playing]
* And all your kisses taste like Malibu *
You dream about me?
-Because I heard my name. -Oh, shut up.
* Malibu *
* I'm melting, yeah, I'm melting into you *
-[knocking on door] -Come in.
-Wow, this place lights up. -Yeah.
It's like quarter of a cup but it was the first one.
That's so sweet. Aww.
-Beautiful day, bro. -It is, though.
-Tryna get the rays. -It really is. Sun shining.
I think it's gonna be a good one.
-I pledge allegiance. -I pledge allegiance.
-To the Love Island Gods. -To the Love Island Gods.
That I will be a boss bitch at all times.
Be a boss bitch at all times.
-Villa girls for life. -Villa girls for life.
* When your kisses taste like Malibu *
NARRATOR: If there's one thing worse
than a man wearing socks and sandals,
it's two men wearing socks and sandals.
Isaiah, hang your head in shame.
First of all, top of the morning, bro.
NARRATOR: Thank you.
You know, I think the girls
had the power last night.
And I think Zeta did take advantage of that.
Just hearing the speech,
kinda sounded a little bit like myself.
I was surprised it was Jeff.
But then again, I was surprised
it was Jeff because of the speech.
Dude, who knows what their conversations have been like,
but there ain't no way she can be saying all that with Jeff.
How do you feel about the Timmy situation?
My heart was always going to tell me to choose him.
But it's like, sometimes your heart can lead you astray.
Like, you have to use your mind as well.
And I don't want Timmy walking around being like,
with me in a couple and still talking to her.
I was like no, I would feel like so shit.
-So messy. -They're so messy.
Like, I'm not into that.
Yeah, I want to see Zeta and Timmy back together.
Like, as soon as possible.
Their story just isn't over yet.
And Timmy's not the same without Zeta.
Like, I don't know.
I think Zeta-- She said it with her chest.
And that's really good for her.
And now she's going to have to lay in that bed
figuratively and literally.
And see me thrive on the outside.
She's going to see me and Bria on full display.
Which I plan on it. I plan on making her breakfast and shit.
-I'mma be doing-- -Zeta is still on you, bro.
Yeah, but you know what?
Let's see if I even want that,
when she comes back around.
Obviously I'm giving him time
now to crack on with Bria.
To see if what they have is more than what he and I have.
But I don't want to be, like, fully distant from him either.
Yeah. Maybe you guys should talk every now and then.
Like, when he approaches you, maybe don't run away.
Yeah, no. Not run away--
Yeah. Yeah. Yesterday I was like,
I just don't need to talk to that boy.
You know what I mean? 'Cause that's just like driving
him into her arms.
Yeah, I don't want to do that.
* I can't breath when I am without you *
I really like the boy.
A lot. All I want to do is go talk to him.
Yeah.
So, that bit is tough about it.
I just know I've made the right decision.
Like, choosing Jeff, it's just what needs to happen.
I just can't let him think that
he can always do what he wants or--
and that I will be okay with that.
Because I won't be.
But I do miss the boy.
That's just, like, the fact of the matter.
Like, Timmy's the type of boy I go for all the time.
Just, like, emotionally intelligent.
-Yeah. -Like-
-Smooth. Yeah. -Smooth. Like-
I can talk to him about everything.
-Yeah. -Literally everything.
There's not one thing I can't talk to Timmy about.
-Yeah. -So...
* When I'm without you *
Hopefully the connection that I think and feel that we have
is strong enough to come back together.
* But for now, I'll be without you *
* I just want a taste of your love *
* Like sugar on your lips got me served *
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
It's the Love Island brunch,
a chance for the couples to get up close and personal.
They've got no choice.
If they move back one inch, they'll end up in the pool.
Aww. So sweet.
-There's bees. -Was that a bee or a fly?
It's a bee.
-He loves you. -I know. I'm scared.
I hate bees. Oh, my God.
I can't.
Go away. Go away.
Oh, my God. I'm scared.
-I'm sorry. -Don't be sorry.
Bee's trying to ruin our first date.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
-You like orange juice? -No.
Okay.
You are easily the most beautiful girl in this villa.
-You're juiced the fuck out. -Yeah.
I love that shit. All my exes are super skinny.
No.
My first time fucking around with someone that's yoked.
Yeah. You know what I am sayin?
You going to be treated right.
It's really on my heart
that I feel like I really want to adopt a child.
Yeah.
And it's important for me
to be with someone who, like,
understands that.
That's how it should be.
That's how it should fucking be.
-You know what I'm sayin'? -Yeah.
I know our time has been a little bumpy.
[snorting with laughter]
So, you know-- but I just can't see myself with anybody else
that will ever come in here.
Yeah. I really like need a lot of trust in a relationship.
Like, I use obviously humor as a defense mechanism
for everything, and then that's why I'm very, like, closed off,
-like, physically as well. -Yeah.
Like, I think our problem's we're shy in the same ways.
With that. We could have a sprinkle of Isaiah and Sydney's
porn star in us,
-we'd be perfect. -Just a sprinkle. Yeah.
How have your past relationships been?
Second boyfriend I really thought I loved.
Like, I was so in love with him.
But then I started to see things that maybe this
-isn't going to work out. -Like what?
-What happened? -He's partying all the time.
I don't like that.
I'm always the dad in the group.
I'm always the one that's fucking worrying about the Uber.
Yeah.
Mmm.
-Mmm. -They're good?
Mmm.
You're like the rat in "Ratatouille"
when they get some human food.
You're so fucking funny.
I love you.
Okay.
Bro, I wasn't going to say it.
He's all mine for the moment.
Mmm. This shit is so fucking good.
Cheers.
What really first attracted me to you, like,
was your natural energy.
-You're always happy-- -Thanks.
You're finding silver linings. You know-
I know it's been a really short period of time,
but I hope I didn't come on really strong.
No. I don't know. I just wanted to keep talking.
And that's, like, really rare for me.
-You got questions? -Yeah.
-All right. Go ahead. -How old were you
when you lost your virginity?
Oh, wow.
Sixteen, I think.
-Oh, Okay, same. -Sixteen.
Was it with someone that you loved?
Or it just happened?
No, I wasn't in love.
-No, I mean-- -It just happened.
I would have preferred it that way.
Yeah. I was in puppy dog love, you know?
Is your name really Timothy?
Mmm. Yeah.
I'm not calling you Timothy, ever.
My dad's name is Timothy and my brother.
-Timothy, for real? -So awkward.
Too weird? Daddy, nope.
What do you envision, like, a realistic day-to-day,
like, with someone that,
like, you're in a relationship with?
I'm big on quality time.
So, I will take quality over quantity
because I think that's what really matters.
So, when could you see yourself getting married?
I want to get married in, like, three years.
-What about you? -I don't, like, have,
like, a number.
I don't either. I'm talking shit.
Hell nah. Not in three years.
I definitely want to be someone's wife.
Yeah. Hell. You are definitely going to find a husband.
-Yeah? -Hell yeah.
Aww, Jeff.
-Fine as hell. -You fine as hell.
I look you up and down.
Do you want, like, what, three or four kids?
Definitely want three or four kids.
I want the first one to be a boy.
-Yeah. Why is that? -Because like--
I just feel like that's every man's dream.
Exactly.
Fo' sho'.
Big facts.
What?
What's wrong?
* Dirty little secret *
You are big on energy, aren't you?
-You can feel it. -I felt that shit.
What wrong, though? Tell me.
You miss him?
* Red like your face went *
-Do you? -Mm-hmm.
I don't want to talk about anybody else.
It's cool.
-You feel me, so-- -You're so cute.
* I'm your conscious, your guilty conscious *
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to find loads of exclusive content.
And all the latest juicy gossip
from the villa everyone's talking about.
Buckle up.
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
Sydney's buzzing after Isaiah said those three little words.
The ones I sometimes whisper in bed, late at night.
To a kebab.
-How was your date? -Oh, my God, dude, so good.
You look so in love.
He literally...
-What? -Shh.
He was like-- He was like, "This is why I love you."
[gasp]
It's so obvious with you guys too.
-Yeah. -You can, like, feel--
-I really like him. -Oh.
Like, it's so nice.
I'll be so heartbroken if anything happens.
Ah. You guys are, like, so perfect for each other.
You really are.
Time will just tell
but I'm really liking where it's going.
The date made me fall harder for him.
The more I learn about Isaiah,
the more I am going feelings and attraction to him.
So, I'm in it.
I'm super happy he hasn't given
me a reason not to trust him.
It's just the "love" word means a lot to me.
Yeah. That's how it goes with me.
I make them fall quick.
I literally think I could leave with him right now.
-Aw. That's so cute. -Yeah.
NARRATOR: Jeff's body is literally covered in words.
Sadly none of them are the instructions for how to drink
from a "Love Island USA" water bottle.
You just drink it straight.
-Straight, like what? -Like open it and just--
Oh, shit.
I ain't fucking with that.
You funny.
You was like, "Why the fucker ain't giving me water?"
I'm like, "There's a straw in it.
There's a straw in it."
You funny.
-You funny as well. -You and this fucking bottle.
Man. Bro, I'm feeling iffy about some shit.
Zeta.
Oh, I feel like I want to take a nap.
I don't know if she misses Timmy.
I feel like the energy shifting and shit.
What position do you play? Like, where do you stand?
-I just got here. -You don't want her anymore?
I do. I mean, it's cool. I'm not--
I'm not saying that. But we don't gotta
waste each other's time. I don't do that shit.
She's giving you the opportunity to be that something for her.
Yeah. I've been there for her though.
-And you have. -I aihn't never been like,
"Bro, why you keep on thinking about him?"
-You feel me? -No, no.
I don't get those vibes from you at all. At all.
-Hell nah. Hell nah. -That's what I am saying.
Keep that in mind when you're getting a little frustrated.
Do you want to come pull me for a chat later?
-Yeah, I got you. -Okay.
I'm going to let you sleep, yeah?
Okay.
I like the momentum you're using toward her.
I think she loves it. I think she enjoys it.
-For real. -She needs it.
So that's my cue for you.
That's all the help I can give you.
-Nah, I feel that. -I like Zeta, fo' sho'.
She's a goddess, man.
Like, she's a queen, for real.
We always laugh and stuff,
when we talk and stuff like that.
But at the same time, she got to do what she got to do.
If she feeling Timmy, bro,
like, go get your man back.
What are you doing? Don't be playing with people.
* That's the motto *
* Throw back with no chaser, with no trouble *
* You know, you know, you know that's the motto *
* Drop a few bills and pop a few champagne bottles *
Good back here. Did I miss anything out front?
* Makin' that bread and butter *
* Tell me did I just stutter *
* That's the motto *
-I'm excited to talk to Bryce. -Aww.
Deb, how are you feeling if the girl comes in for Jesse?
I'd dump that motherfucker.
* Oh, you know, you know, you know that's the motto *
* Drop a few bills and pop a few champagne bottles *
To another beautiful night in the villa.
With these beautiful ladies. You know what I'm sayin?
Friendships and relationships
that's going to last a lifetime, y'all.
Here's to being young and beautiful forever, man.
[cheering]
Cheers.
Love Island, baby.
[cellphone chimes]
-Shut up, Mady. -Mady?
-Uh-oh. -I got a text.
[cheering]
Already?
You got two texts. Two texts.
"Islanders, it's time to find out how well you
know your other half in tonight's couple's challenge,
Mr. and Miss.
#IfYouKnowYouKnow #PerfectMatch"
I love that. This is a good game.
-I'm excited. -I like this one.
NARRATOR: Before the Mr. and Mrs. game,
the men will face the ultimate test.
Listening to their other half talking
for 30 whole minutes.
You got two brothers.
-You got two brothers? -You do.
Yes. Zach and Zeverdy.
Zach and Zeverdy. Zach and Zeverdy.
You were born when?
I was born in the morning.
That is not what you were asking.
-Favorite music? -Dark techno.
What's dark techno?
The one thing that Courtney
and I have in strides is communication.
-What about you? -Jazz.
-Oh, really? That's so cute. -Yeah.
I love that.
What your favorite movie again?
-Oh, "Transformers." -"Transformers."
What's my favorite movie?
-"How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days." -Mady, I was going to get to it.
You didn't give me time.
Andy and I, we're going to kill this.
-What's your favorite bird? -Probably be a--
Mine's a "pegerian" falcon.
What? I don't know-- A "pegerian" falcon?
What is your favorite food?
Shrimp. It's always going to be shrimp.
Challenge mode has been activated.
You know, we just chopping it up real quickly.
You know me. I'm about a Dub, I'm about a win.
-What kind of shrimp? -Shrimp scampi. Scampi.
What's you're favorite ice cream?
-Mint chocolate chip. -Ew, okay.
-What's yours? -My official,
-official favorite ice cream- -Mm-hmm.
Coffee ice cream.
Ew.
You really eat toothpaste for a fucking ice cream?
-Are you outrageous? -Stop playing.
I know a lot of people that like mint chocolate chip ice cream.
And they're eating toothpaste as well.
Do you think the pyramids were built by aliens?
No. There is actually a theory that pyramids
were built by sound.
Sound?
How?
That's-- that's the crazy thing about it.
It's built by sound.
What is your favorite sex position?
-Missionary. -Is it?
-It is. -Yeah.
-I like to look at their face. -I think doggy.
Doggy. Okay. Okay.
This is nfun though.
What's your sexual kink?
-Kissing my ear and my neck. -Okay.
And pulling my hair.
But not too hard because we don't want--
Pull the extensions out.
That would be funny.
You like ass.
Definitely ass over titties.
-I like something to grab. -Yeah.
What's your favorite part of the scientific method?
-Hypothesis. -I was going to say hypothesis!
NARRATOR: Get ready, America,
because tonight you get to choose.
Download the "Love Island" App now,
and get ready to vote for your favorite couple.
Voting opens for two and a half hours,
starting at 10 p.m. Eastern,
7 p.M. Pacific on July 31, 2022.
Voting open to US residents 18 years or older.
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NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
Because it's the Mr. and Mrs. challenge,
sadly I won't be saying much in this part.
Yeah!
NARRATOR: Charming.
Please welcome your hosts, Isaiah and Sydney.
Okay, ladies, what is your boys' body count?
I don't even want to know.
NARRATOR: First, the girls will answer questions about
their boys, revealing their answers one by one.
I said 24. I said 11.
I said 40.
NARRATOR: If the couples have matching answers,
they win a point.
Own it, 11.
NARRATOR: I can't imagine this will be a high scoring game.
-Ah, 20-ish. -20-ish.
Oh!
NARRATOR: The couple with the most points
will be crowned Mr. and Mrs. Villa.
60 to 80.
NARRATOR: Full disclosure, there is no crown.
-I said 40 to 80. -40 to 80, are you joking?
Nothing to be ashamed of.
But it's something to be ashamed of.
How many children does your boy want?
I don't even know.
That's what I'm saying.
-I said three. -It's two.
I was gonna-- I was gonna do three.
I felt a bit smug, honestly.
'Cause I'm like, "No, it's two."
I mean, she got it wrong and I knew the answer. That's fine.
I shouldn't have answered that.
-Three or four. -Four.
-Yeah, it's up there. -Two.
-Yay. We good at this thing.
You wrote it squiggly like me.
Three or four. Squad up.
Yeah. Three to four.
Aww!
That's a lot of kids.
-Two. -Two.
Aww.
-I said two. -Two.
What is your boy's favorite sex position?
Okay, I said doggy style.
-I said doggy style. -The same.
I said doggy style.
Doggy style.
-Missionary. -Missionary.
Aww.
I want to see the face.
Broken crow/sparrow.
What the fuck is that?
Broken eagle.
-What is that? -Demonstrate, please.
If this is Courtney, right? I'm like, like that.
Oh.
She's on her tummy. Got it.
But she's looking at me.
Oh.
So, the broken eagle.
The neck is broken.
He's like, "Damn, do I like missionary?"
[laughing]
I don't know the difference between the broken eagle
and the broken sparrow.
But I know there was a bird involved
and it was like a predator bird.
I'm personally a cowgirl,
so I call it a rodeo but from the back.
From the back. Doggy style. You know what I'm saying?
I don't like the name doggy style.
So I like to be rode and I like to ride.
Actually I just like to be rode. I'm a very lazy sexer.
-Doggy. -Doggy style.
-Yeah. -[barking]
Doggy.
-That's a good dog. -Wow, she's an artist.
-Doggy. -Woof.
[dog howling]
Yeah.
If your boy had to couple up
with a different girl,
who would it be?
-Zeta. -I said Zeta.
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
-It's up there. -It's up there.
-That's all right. -Right here.
I just got thrown into the fire, man.
Timmy got them acting like that, man.
He a bad boy.
* Can't tell you where your heart is buried now *
* But you know I stole it *
Don't be saying all this shit to me
and talking to me about stuff like that.
And you still feeling another way
about somebody else, you feel me?
* You want to share a secret? *
* Well, I got one for you *
It's up there whether you like it or not.
* Shine on bright like a pretty fool *
* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
-Might as well do it. -Yikes.
* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
* Shine on bright like a pretty fool *
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
In the Mr. and Mrs. Game,
it's time to find out how well
the boys listened to the girls.
My wife said she was really looking forward to this part.
At least I think that's what she said.
I was playing Wordle.
What is your girl's middle name?
-I've never told you. -I khnow you know this.
The beautiful Madison Jayd.
Jayd.
That's so cute.
I said she got two middle names
and one of them starts with an S.
-Marcia Springs. -I knew it was Springs.
Oh, fuck.
We literally just spoke about it.
-Karol Baskins. -With a K?
Carol Baskins.
Oh, my God. Who spells Carol with a K?
A friggin' idiot.
No offense to any of the Carols with a K out there,
but I'm yet to meet one of you.
-Lynn. -Yes, it's Lynn.
Aww.
Look at you guys.
Elizabeth Sydeny Paight.
Yes.
Sydney.
What is your girl's sexual fantasy?
-Oh, shit. -Come on.
Okay.
God, I have so many.
-Narrow it down. -Based on our conversations,
I said a lot of mirrors and me.
That's true. You are right about that.
I said sex on a plane.
I hate heights. Like, what you doing?
That was a clear miss.
She wants to have sex on a plane.
I think that's illegal.
Oh, man, I'm not doing any years for sex.
I'm not going to jail.
I said, fucking me in a future night club
that we own and being tied up.
-What? -Wow!
Woken up to the dick.
Boo. That's a fantasy?
-Sex on a yacht. -Yacht.
Oh, my God!
It's what we do, man. It's what we do.
It's the number one answer.
Getting fucked in a space ship.
Fuck, I wish I put that.
Mile high club on a PJ.
That's the same thing, spaceship, PJ.
What is your girl's dream date?
Whole lot of brain confusion.
Fuck, I don't know.
You should know.
We've talked about it.
I said a date in Bali then butt naked on the beach.
Aww, cute.
I said a yacht dinner.
I said being wined and dined
and dicked down from behind or a rave.
I know she like to party.
Vacation naked with tequila Reposado.
Boo. Not it. Not the right answer.
Yeah, I'm second guessing. I said cocktails and a concert.
What the hell?
I don't know!
On a boat, somewhere in Greece.
-Yeah! -Same.
We talked about that.
Yeah, not ringing a bell.
Okay.
Never once have I ever mentioned
that I wanted to go to a concert, on a date, ever.
So, I mean, good try. But no.
The answer was-- was wrong.
What would you say is your girl's best talent?
Oh, that.
I can't even write this out.
I said her lips, what that mouth do. Sorry, Chazz.
I said sneak attack because this is what he calls it, like--
Y'all got a secret message we don't know about?
Yeah. It kinda is, I feel like
he knows what I'm talking about.
Well, we need to know what you're talking about.
He looking a little confused over here.
Okay, it's like when we're in the bed
and Timmy is like, feeling it,
and then, he's like, "Oh, my God, stop, this is too much.
I can't take it." And I'm just like, "Okay."
And I turn over and then I'm like,
"But I know you want this shit."
And so then, it's my little sneak attack.
I sound like a bitch, I can't take it.
I, like, lick his ear and shit. Kiss his neck.
I'm not even kissing other people.
And other people are sneak attacking you.
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It's giving, "Fuck it,
about to do some other shit tonight, then."
-Oh, my gosh, I'm gonna hide. -Is that a good thing
-or a bad thing? -It's a good thing for you.
That's a good thing for you.
NARRATOR: So, which couple knows each other best
and will be crowned Mr. and Mrs. Villa?
Deb and Jesse with 17.
NARRATOR: So, Deb and Jesse are the winners.
Although I reckon Jeff is in for one
hell of a consolation prize later.
NARRATOR: Tuesday night.
There's drama.
And romance.
As the hideaway opens its doors.
America, now's your chance to vote for your favorite couple.
Those with the fewest votes
risked being dumped from the Island.
So, is your favorite couple Bria and Timmy?
Courtney and Bryce? Deb and Jesse?
Mady and Andy? Sereniti and Chazz?
Sydney and Isaiah? Or Zeta and Jeff?
Voting opens for two and a half hours,
starting at 10 p.m. Eastern,
7 p.M. Pacific on July 31, 2022.
Voting open to US residents 18 years or older.
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