1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,479 NARRATOR: So nice to be playing the piano again. 2 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:16,082 Oh, welcome to "Love Island, USA" Unseen Bits. 3 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,284 If you think you saw everything 4 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:20,153 that happened on the island this week, 5 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,588 think again. 6 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:23,123 -Damn! -What? 7 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:25,191 Someone ripped ass, bro. 8 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:27,060 -Damn! -Bro, who did that? 9 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:28,695 NARRATOR: Charming! 10 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:31,898 * Now halle-hallelujah, how you doing, how you feel * 11 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:33,767 * I got something I’ve been cooking up like * 12 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,502 * Fire on the grill * 13 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,704 NARRATOR: We’re all about to lift the lid and spill the tea 14 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,272 on all the bits you didn’t see. 15 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:42,175 We’ve got everything from this sexy... 16 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,843 -Woo! -Oh! 17 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,845 This is a girls’ show baby. 18 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,481 * You kiss me like summer afternoon * 19 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,685 * Yeah what a stunner Way you move * 20 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,353 Does he not have underwear? 21 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,854 Like I haven’t seen any! [giggles] 22 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,423 NARRATOR: ...to the funny... 23 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,791 Your feet smell like spam! 24 00:00:57,824 --> 00:00:58,858 Really? 25 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:04,064 NARRATOR:...and whatever the OMG this is. 26 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,433 -I’m fucking heated right now. -Shut up! 27 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:07,967 I’m not gonna shut up, Deb. 28 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,904 NARRATOR: Take it outside, ladies. 29 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:14,107 Oh you are outside. In that case, carry on. 30 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,576 * You kiss me like summer afternoon * 31 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:18,078 And she’s ready. 32 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:22,582 NARRATOR: This is "Love Island, USA" Unseen Bits. 33 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:24,250 Yeah, baby! 34 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,334 [“Good Life Summer Kiss” by Vanacore Music] 35 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:43,003 * Hey, [indistinct] we gonna have good time * 36 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,605 NARRATOR: Welcome to the Love Island Café. 37 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,707 Running late for an important meeting? 38 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,309 Enjoy panic attacks? 39 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,211 Well, you’ll love our baristas 40 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:53,747 and the lack of coffee in your hand. 41 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,515 Do we just put the coffee granules in there? 42 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:56,850 Yeah, I think so. And then water. 43 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:58,284 Water in here? 44 00:01:58,318 --> 00:01:59,619 No, I think we put water. 45 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,621 -It goes-it goes to the-- -Okay. Okay. 46 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:03,289 See how many Islanders it takes to make it. 47 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:04,491 Yeah, Coffee. 48 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:05,859 [laughing] 49 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,461 NARRATOR: Yes. Here at Love Island Café 50 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,397 we know your time is valuable. 51 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:14,200 What we don’t know is how to make coffee. 52 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,070 How we gonna plug it in? 53 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,605 -Oh shit! Here. -[laughing] 54 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,573 [classical instrumentals] 55 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,242 I don’t know what any of these buttons do. 56 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,610 Yeah. I don’t make coffee. 57 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,145 That’s easy. Always-- Just always running. 58 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,613 How long does it take to make that? 59 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,114 Well, do you know how to make it? 60 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,416 -‘Cause we just-- -Nope. 61 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,518 [laughing] 62 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:33,820 Oh, so there’s no words on the buttons? 63 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,423 This seems like it’s doing something, right? 64 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:37,691 No. 65 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:43,963 Some water leaking out. 66 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:45,965 Yeah. I really have no idea. 67 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,305 Oh! I see. 68 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:55,842 This is-- Dump that one out. 69 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,644 Okay. Well, it’s hot at least. 70 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,179 Yeah. 71 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:01,314 Okay. Let’s try that again. 72 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,316 We’ll put the water in the other compartment. 73 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,417 Okay. 74 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,553 -[hissing sound] -Oh motherfucker! 75 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,154 -Ho! Ho! Ho! -[laughing] 76 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,090 NARRATOR: Thanks to the Love Island cafe’s 77 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:14,427 no hassle billing system gratuity is included, 78 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:17,931 and so is coffee that tastes like sunblock. 79 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,933 See if it starts dripping. I don't know. 80 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:21,534 -I don’t know. -There we go. 81 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:23,403 -[clapping] We did it. 82 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,438 NARRATOR: Jared and Jesse are grindy guys, 83 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:29,175 but making coffee is a latte for them to handle. 84 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:33,847 It’s a real grind to watch. You might get steamed. 85 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:41,454 It’s the item everyone’s talking about, Islanders ready? 86 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:43,790 Three, two, one, 87 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:49,829 it’s time for Beach Hut Blitz! 88 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,700 Islanders, aliens, are they real? 89 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,702 Aliens are 150% real. 90 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,138 You know, the, uh, government just said that 91 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,040 they’re gonna release some information about aliens 92 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,075 so that means they’ve known this whole time 93 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:04,044 and they’re only releasing the information 94 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,311 because we’re onto them. 95 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,914 I 100% think aliens are real 96 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:09,683 and I wanna meet some. 97 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:10,884 I’m like 50/50 on it, 98 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,786 but obviously I believe there is aliens. 99 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,387 I really can’t, you know, 100 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,057 just say I’m fully on board with that theory. 101 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,693 We have caught aliens before as well. 102 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:23,329 Listen, there’s no way that aliens are not real. 103 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,432 Because you know how big the fucking universe is. 104 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:28,368 I’ve watched a few podcasts on this type of shit. 105 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:30,637 We don’t even have an ounce of knowledge 106 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,939 really of what’s out there. 107 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:35,909 How, you know, pompous do we have to be as human beings 108 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,744 to think that we’re the only living things 109 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,212 out there on this planet? 110 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:42,082 There could be like fucking the craziest monsters. 111 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,918 Fuck, no! I would not be best friends with an alien. 112 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,087 Don’t they return you after they abduct you? 113 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,789 So like at least they have a little bit of kindness in them. 114 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:52,258 I don’t know if aliens built the pyramids, 115 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:55,261 but I don’t know how the humans built the pyramids, so. 116 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,629 [popping sound] 117 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,699 The UFO was flying around in the air 118 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,135 and then it stopped by ‘cause I was looking at it 119 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,503 and it saw me looking at it. 120 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:06,473 And then like I was just frantically Googling like, 121 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:08,241 “What do you do if you see a UFO? 122 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:09,576 "Is it gonna come for you after?” 123 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:12,212 So, I think that was a sign. 124 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,781 We’ve never been outside of our galaxy 125 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:19,853 and the entire universe is full of so many galaxies. 126 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,055 So who’s to say outside of the Milky way 127 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,224 that there’s not an entire other version of us, 128 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:27,527 but green and probably not as good looking? 129 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,530 But they are real, for sure. 130 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:35,602 [Love Island theme song] 131 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,104 *** 132 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,506 NARRATOR: As I always say, 133 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:41,474 if you can’t betray your closest friend, 134 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,176 what can you do? 135 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,578 In this shocking unseen moment, 136 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:48,248 a braising deception leads to a fight 137 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,951 so full on they refused to include it in the main show. 138 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:55,155 It’s harrowing. It’s distressing. 139 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,090 [giggling] It’s pretty bloody funny actually. 140 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,758 Hey you guys? Let’s play a prank on them. 141 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,493 What should we do for when they come back? 142 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,628 -Oh man! -Wait. 143 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:02,796 When they also-- 144 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,097 We should start-- and someone should start 145 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,198 an argument with each other. 146 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,766 Yeah. Yeah. 147 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,935 And then-- and then other people chime in. 148 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,270 And we’re gonna argue and then-- 149 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,538 When they come out here 150 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:12,872 everybody’s face has to be like serious 151 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,507 watching the two people go back and forth. 152 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,309 Someone should be like, "You weren't supposed to tell 'em 153 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:18,945 -That one should be you. -"you knew me 154 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,547 -Oh! -"from the outside.” 155 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:21,815 -Oh! -Oh yeah! 156 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,350 Oh, that’s a good one. 157 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,051 And then all-- And everyone else just sitting there 158 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,286 like looking at their partner like... 159 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,054 Yes. [clapping] Yes. 160 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,557 Okay. Fine. I’ll do it. 161 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,425 Jesse’s face is gonna be like... 162 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,794 -[clapping] -He really is. 163 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:38,465 And all of yours have to really be like, “Holy fuck!” Like. 164 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,201 There they are. There they are. 165 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,403 I’m gonna make one of ‘em get me Red Bull. 166 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:45,505 Jesse, can you get me some Red bull 167 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:47,073 because I’m fucking heated right now. 168 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,608 -Red Bull? -Yo! 169 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:49,976 Can you get me some Red Bull 170 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,778 ‘cause I’m fucking heated right now. 171 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:52,946 Shut up! 172 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:55,081 I’m not gonna shut up, Deb! 173 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,217 -What the fuck? -How many Red Bull? 174 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,585 I don’t give a fuck, Deb! 175 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,020 Fuck! I told you in confidence, Zeta! 176 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,621 I don’t care! I don’t care! 177 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:03,690 Told you in confidence, I don’t understand 178 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:05,325 why you’re walking away. 179 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,826 I don’t-- Fuck! I don’t care! 180 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,161 What the fuck? 181 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,096 So fucking annoying! 182 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,132 Dud, you’re doing awesome. Keep going. 183 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,433 You’re just gonna walk away? 184 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,368 [scoffs] It’s bullshit. 185 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:19,806 What happened? 186 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,074 It’s Love Island! 187 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,842 Do think no one’s gonna find out? 188 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,644 -I told one person! -It’s on screen. 189 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,047 You’re the one that ruined it and told everyone. 190 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,616 I don’t care! It’s on screen! 191 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:36,222 He’s like, “Red Bull, Red Bull.” 192 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,125 Syd-- Syd, do you want a Red Bull? 193 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,560 I’m getting her one. 194 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:42,062 Walk away! Walk away. 195 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,630 Whatever. Don’t talk to me. 196 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,632 -Oh my God! -I’m not talking to you, Deb. 197 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,067 I told you if something in confidence, 198 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,202 I’m never gonna be able to trust you again. 199 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:50,704 Oh no, no. Come on. Come on. 200 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:51,871 Wait. Wait. What happened? 201 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,373 Just, we gonna rock out together. 202 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,442 We gonna rock out together. 203 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,078 Come on. Uh, just like-- 204 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:02,382 I just like, I don’t wanna kick off on a bird. 205 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,883 I know. 206 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,785 Fuck! You look really hot though. 207 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,020 You do look really hot. 208 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,755 Yeah. You look really hot. 209 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:09,923 You really hot tonight. 210 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,591 Word travels like this. [snapping] 211 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:13,226 Well, is it about the game? 212 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,494 -Mm-mm. -No. 213 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,930 It’s about-- So we about to turn shit up. 214 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,098 I’m annoyed. 215 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,532 Relax. 216 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:23,937 [laughing] 217 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,440 We got you! 218 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,176 [clapping] 219 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,778 It’s a prank. 220 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,581 [hard rock music] 221 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:39,052 Yeah! Great prank! 222 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:40,887 Yeah, I was-- I was concerned. 223 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,489 I was really concerned. 224 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,057 I saw it. I saw that. 225 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,492 No, you didn’t! 226 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,394 -You weren’t that mad. -Were guys scared? 227 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:52,265 NARRATOR: I love when elaborate lies end in laughter 228 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:55,068 and not never seeing my family again. 229 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,303 Deb and Zeta get comedy. 230 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:01,074 They know exposing friends to a deeply traumatic experience 231 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:03,443 always equals mega LOLs. 232 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,245 Nice one girls. 233 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,213 Oh my goodness! 234 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,449 [hard rock music] 235 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,885 NARRATOR: The girls are packing the boys clothes 236 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,319 for Casa Amor. 237 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,221 Weird to go for someone else’s stuff, 238 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:18,692 unless you’re the luggage thief who ruined my trip to Lisbon. 239 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:22,095 Mail me my cheetah print slippers and all is forgiven. 240 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,630 You heartless fool. 241 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,332 Oh, Timmy, Tims. 242 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,835 He’s getting the squish. I’m gonna pack this. 243 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,570 Should I pack this for him? 244 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,238 -Yeah. -Of course. 245 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,307 Uh! We’ll see where he puts it. 246 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,109 Definitely gonna miss bae. 247 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:39,446 I gave him the squishmallow to cuddle with at night 248 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:42,182 so he doesn’t cuddle with any other bitches. 249 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,150 Courtney, can I put this in the bag? 250 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,721 Just ‘cause I wore it in the hideaway-- 251 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,255 -So I’m like-- -Yeah, do it. 252 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,424 -That’s hot. -“Don’t forget bitch!” 253 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,626 Okay. We have our Oreos 254 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,496 and cashews and Starbursts. 255 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,631 I’m giving him my eye mask. 256 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,601 -Should I give Jesse underwear? -Yes. 257 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,536 I should, even though he’s never seen them? 258 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,271 He’s always never seen them. 259 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,140 I wish I could write a note and be like, 260 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:08,742 “These will be waiting for you.” 261 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,444 [laughing] 262 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:19,719 [laughing] 263 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,722 NARRATOR: [laughing] Clothes are funny, right Courtney? 264 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:24,391 Yeah. [laughing] 265 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,393 Does he not have underwear? 266 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,794 Like, I haven’t seen any. 267 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,663 Jeff wears the challenge shorts as underwear, Nadjha. 268 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,298 But like, uh, every day? 269 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,769 Because I’m not finding any underwear. 270 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,204 [laughing] Like I’m really not getting. 271 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,739 [laughing] 272 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,675 The truth is coming out. 273 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,043 I’m really confused. 274 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,845 Like I don’t know where his underwear is. 275 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,981 Jeff is commando. 276 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,016 I couldn’t find any of this man’s underwear. 277 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:53,853 And then he had one pair of swim trunks 278 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,555 I could find, and they were wet. 279 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,756 I’m dead. 280 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,025 And like, are these clean or dirty? 281 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,560 Are these his? 282 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,429 Jeff did tell me all off his underwear were dirty. 283 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,631 Jeff, what the fuck am I-- 284 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,700 Like, how am I supposed to pack for you? 285 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,202 [giggling] All his toiletries were just 286 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:12,272 in his book bag, just at the bottom. 287 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,740 It was wet. 288 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,241 So I just threw him in there. 289 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,777 I was trying to make it like all cute and organized, 290 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,913 but I couldn’t. Jeff needs a girlfriend, 291 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,682 is what I gathered after I saw his closet. 292 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,085 Jeff’s stuff was literally all in a pile-- 293 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,787 -[laughing] -So that’s the best I could do. 294 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,389 Jeff had no underwear. 295 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,524 He has no underwear. 296 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,993 NARRATOR: I know exactly where my underwear is. 297 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,096 In a local psychiatrist office 298 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,264 being used as an ink blot test. 299 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,267 [hard rock music] 300 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,602 If one episode isn’t enough, 301 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,170 you need "Previously On," 302 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,607 the official Love Island USA podcast with Matthew Hoffman. 303 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,810 It drops literally, like literally, literally, 304 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,479 right after every show. 305 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,515 Watch the show and listen to the podcast. Show, podcast. 306 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,883 Got it? Good. 307 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,652 Overflowing with hot tea from dumped Islanders, 308 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:03,289 former Islanders and mucho, muchospecial guests. 309 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,059 Dropping like it’s hot because it is, 310 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:09,396 every night on all podcast platforms. 311 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,836 [Love Island theme song] 312 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:22,942 NARRATOR: Welcome back at the "Love Island, USA" Unseen Bits! 313 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,079 On the big, fancy main show, 314 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,649 all you ever see is Islanders pumping iron. 315 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,317 Boring! 316 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,187 But something you only get to see on Unseen Bits 317 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,957 is the top secret part of their conditioning program, 318 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,093 fighting bedroom ghosts. 319 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,394 I get low with to too 320 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,996 and sometimes I’ll need throw my hand up. 321 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,497 [popping sound] You feel me? 322 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,100 NARRATOR: Jeff looks like he could do some serious damage 323 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,103 to some air or a light breeze. 324 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,805 See that. 325 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:52,972 [giggling] Yeah. Yeah. 326 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,008 NARRATOR: I take that back. 327 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,544 NARRATOR: Jeff’s stacked and can break my spine with a sigh. 328 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,978 I’m waiting on you too. 329 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,080 -Throw your shit. -Yeah. 330 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,314 -Throw your-- You do. -Yeah. 331 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,549 [beatboxing sound] 332 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,850 NARRATOR: I need to man up 333 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,852 and pay one of the guys to fight him for me, 334 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,922 but which boy could beat all the others 335 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,323 and take on Jeff 336 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,225 so I don’t spend the rest of my life 337 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,627 eating pureed carrots through a straw? 338 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,796 Jesse, thoughts? 339 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,598 I’d say put uh... 340 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,912 Put my money on Timmy. 341 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,981 He likes milk and I think that’s great. 342 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,117 [laughing] I-- I think that fight will 343 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,086 come down to the wire, man. [laughing] 344 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,222 I’m a happy baby bear, you know? 345 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,225 Baby-- baby bear, you know? 346 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,093 NARRATOR: Really? That guy? 347 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,096 He’s the one that’s gonna stop my teeth getting knocked out? 348 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,865 I’ll just text my dentist. 349 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,667 -That’s it. -Real shit. 350 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,934 Going to sleep. 351 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:59,305 *** 352 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,075 NARRATOR: The Islanders are some of the most 353 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,677 gorgeous people on the planet, 354 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,346 and with DNA you could only buy in heaven’s gift shop. 355 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,947 They’re born perfect. 356 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,916 But how do they get extra perfect? 357 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:14,054 Makeup and this weird thing called showering. 358 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,756 Showering? Am I saying that right? 359 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,292 Whatever. Let’s see how the ‘Natch Beauts’ 360 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:23,763 go from 10 to, well, a stronger 10. 361 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,100 * [indistinct] * 362 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,069 * And they like it like that * 363 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,938 * Load up, like I'm going first class * 364 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,873 As the old saying goes, 365 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,109 "If a hot person is hot in the forest 366 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,745 "and there’s no other hot person to tell ‘em they’re hot, 367 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,380 "are they even hot?" 368 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,816 I was gonna say, your eye shadow looks really good. 369 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,351 -Who me? -Yeah. 370 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,086 -Oh, thank you! -You look so pretty. 371 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,288 Like I’m just like staring at your face like-- like... 372 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,889 [laughing] I’m like a billy goat. 373 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,324 I’ll stare at you all the time. 374 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,759 But anyway, Courtney-- 375 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,994 -I’m sorry. -Okay. Besties, relax. 376 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,263 ‘Cause you’re like sexually in love with each other. 377 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,865 Yeah, we are. 378 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,034 NARRATOR: On this show, you need to expect the unexpected. 379 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,904 After watching Courtney telling people they’re hot outside, 380 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,639 we’re changing everything. 381 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:10,043 and watching Courtney tell people they’re hot inside, 382 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,078 This show is mental. 383 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,780 You guys are both really hot. 384 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,615 I feel like I had blue balls for you guys. 385 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,084 Oh shit! Sorry. 386 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,219 -Damn! -It’s quite smooth. 387 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,621 So fucking smooth like throughout. 388 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,757 [laughing] That’s so funny. 389 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,792 *** 390 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,127 NARRATOR: Courtney is spent, 391 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,596 so she kicks back the way I like to do, 392 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:33,333 by having a full grown man braid my hair. 393 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,068 So the left one goes under 394 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,936 and then the right one goes under, 395 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,972 and then the left one goes under, 396 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,341 and then the right one goes under. 397 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,345 Do you see what I mean? 398 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,114 I think I’m getting-- Shit. 399 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,351 One more time. 400 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,420 And then the left one goes under, 401 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,988 and then the right one goes under. 402 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,857 Go under the middle? 403 00:15:57,891 --> 00:16:00,026 Yeah. And put it on the left side and then the-- 404 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,728 You mean the right side? 405 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:02,829 Left side. 406 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,398 One more time. 407 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,300 [laughing] Keep switching, so like left-- 408 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,535 Middle? 409 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,103 -Yeah. -Okay. Hang on. 410 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,738 Oh, oh! I’m messing up. 411 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,773 I got confident and now I’m not confident. 412 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,375 Ask Sydney. 413 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,543 Does it look like it’s right? 414 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,044 Oh fuck! [laughing] 415 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,913 This is my like first time. 416 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,515 -You doing better than I could. -No, bro. 417 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,351 You get a text. You’re now dumped from the villa. 418 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,485 You’re now dumped from the island. 419 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,920 Oh my God! [laughing] 420 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,155 NARRATOR: This "Brady Bunch" reboot kicks nuts. 421 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,925 How did that not make to the main show? 422 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,259 One more time. 423 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,861 NARRATOR: While watching this next unseen bit, 424 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,396 you may think you’ve dropped acid. 425 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:40,333 But it’s okay, you haven’t, unless like me you have. 426 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,302 Before your very eyes, you’ll see Jared 427 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,138 transform the humble cephalopod 428 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,707 into a standing ovation for himself. 429 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:50,643 Enjoy this mind bending voyage into the deep, 430 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,713 and yet somehow the profoundly shallow. 431 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:57,083 If you’d be any animal, which will would it be? 432 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,486 I think my spirit animal's an octopus. 433 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,554 -Why? -I’ve been near ‘em. 434 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,190 I definitely do like the ideas of slimy animals. 435 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,827 Like it’s just slimy shit with the octopus. 436 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,129 It’s very-- 437 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,499 very fluid and can adapt to any situation that it’s in, 438 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,767 just like me. 439 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,169 NARRATOR: Here we go, then. 440 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,873 Um, I mean, I think it’s like the octopus. 441 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,274 I’m very colorful-- 442 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,410 NARRATOR: Got that? He’s not done. 443 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,812 I’m very smart. My mind just goes like that. 444 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,281 Also at the same time, I’m strong, you know? 445 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:29,716 NARRATOR: Still not done. 446 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,785 Just like the octopus, you know, I’m capable of, 447 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,520 you know, emotional intelligence 448 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,956 and, uh, to love to eat, fuck and sleep. 449 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,958 -Yeah. Fair enough. -You know what I’m saying? 450 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,260 NARRATOR: Could he be done? 451 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,062 -And, uh-- -NARRATOR: He’s not done. 452 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,065 Just like the octopus, I’m really scared of sharks 453 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,067 -Like the Megalodon? -Yeah. 454 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,601 The big ass motherfucking sharks. 455 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,437 NARRATOR: Now he is done. 456 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,806 Just like the octopus, I’ve been to Catalina, 457 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,107 and stuff like that. 458 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,709 That’s my-- that’s my spirit animal. 459 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,078 NARRATOR: But there’s no way this guy’s an octopus. 460 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,412 I just can’t see it. 461 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,748 If only there was some poorly executed visual aid 462 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,750 that could help me picture it. 463 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:08,455 Oh yeah. Now I get it, I think 464 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,358 I was fishing once and I caught octopus. 465 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,027 Oh! We can’t-- we can’t fuck with that. 466 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,062 No! I like-- Obviously, I let it go. 467 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,364 -Oh yeah? -Yeah. 468 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,798 -I’m not gonna keep it. -Shit! 469 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,133 ‘Cause if you’re killing octopi, I’m not-- 470 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,434 Fuck no! Fuck no! 471 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,303 I’m gonna say, “Octa bye, bro." 472 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,505 NARRATOR: Octopi, Felicia. 473 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:29,743 [Love Island theme song] 474 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,047 NARRATOR: Unseen Bits lets you see what hadn’t been seen, 475 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:37,050 but we have spinoff shows for all the senses. 476 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,553 There’s untouched bits, untasty bits, 477 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:44,457 unaired bits and you can thank your lucky stars 478 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,160 the next hidden gem appeared on this show 479 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,929 and not unsmelled bits. 480 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,765 -Damn! -What? 481 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,667 Someone ripped ass, bro. 482 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,068 Damn 483 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,237 -Who did that? -Oh my God! [laughing] 484 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,239 Bro, who did that? 485 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,907 Fuck! Go over there, bro. 486 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,742 -Bro, who did that shit? -Oh my gosh! 487 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,278 Bro, I never-- Fuck this smell! 488 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,781 Bro, how does it-- How did it come all over here? 489 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,783 No, y’all actually smell it? 490 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,317 -Yes bro. -Bro, what the fuck? 491 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,286 Well, my sense of smell is so bad, bro. 492 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,521 -Who did that? -Oh my God! 493 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,855 -Hold on. -Who did that? 494 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:18,224 -Right when I walked over there. -Oh, my God! 495 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,693 NARRATOR: This was a tough watch for me. 496 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:23,263 I have PTFD, Posttraumatic Fart Disorder. 497 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,599 I grew up in a home with a lot of lentils and curry. 498 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,568 I’m in therapy now though. 499 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,937 Aromatherapy. [laughing] 500 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,205 You know what? 501 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,574 And I sense I’m gonna regret this. 502 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,210 I’m curious as to what Jared and Chanse 503 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,878 are talking about now. 504 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,747 Please let it be octopus. 505 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,750 Please let it be octopus! 506 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,552 No, but it was like-- 507 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,121 I was just like doing this thing uh, uh, uh. 508 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,856 Like the way it moves around? 509 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,058 It’s so crazy how they like fit through like tiny little places. 510 00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:53,493 They could fit through anything. 511 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,395 No, they went through like the crack in the bow. 512 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,564 It’s like shoo, out of there. 513 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,733 NARRATOR: Yes! Octopus chat. 514 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,602 Oh yes, it’s really kicking in there. 515 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,004 Whoa man! 516 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,473 I’ve seen octopus bite somebody’s ass. 517 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,041 -[laughing] What? -Yeah. 518 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,911 I would never expect something like that. 519 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,116 NARRATOR: Here’s a little game I’ve known to call 520 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,918 "Mm, What Happened Next?" 521 00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:22,022 This game was invented by ancient editors 522 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,124 seeking to stretch out juicy content 523 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,259 with a question and answer game. 524 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,094 Like narrators of old, 525 00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:31,131 I interrupt a scene right at the good bit 526 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:35,935 and give a quiz about what happened afterwards, or next. 527 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:39,639 And this juicy bit of content starts with Courtney 528 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,675 discussing her night in the sack 529 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,844 with strange bedfellow, Jordan. 530 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,681 So sleeping with Jordan, it was weird. 531 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:51,418 The spark wasn’t there for us last night. 532 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,187 Like he sweet and all, but-- 533 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,322 Are you gonna have a chat with him to shut it down? 534 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:59,826 NARRATOR: So what does Courtney do next? 535 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,228 What does she do next? 536 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:06,066 A, admit she wants to give Jordan another chance in bed, 537 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:09,569 B, tell the girl she wants to sleep with Chad, 538 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:14,307 C, follow Mady’s lead and pull off a brittle self-dump, 539 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:18,078 D, share Jordan’s secret that he was electrocuted 540 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:20,380 while taking selfies with goats? 541 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,116 You’ll find out the answer to this question, 542 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,352 A, after the break, 543 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,221 B, on the other side of these commercials, 544 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,224 C, following a word from our sponsor 545 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:34,327 or, D, subsequent to these messages? 546 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,231 It’s all of the above by the way, guys. 547 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,634 [Love Island theme song] 548 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:48,742 [Love Island theme song] 549 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,778 NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island, USA" Unseen Bits. 550 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,513 If the main show is the prom queen, 551 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,349 Unseen Bits is like the quiet exchange student 552 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,218 who’s a freak in the sheets. 553 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:02,455 Now, before the break we left you on a cliff hanger. 554 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,125 So what does Courtney do next? 555 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:09,329 A, admit she wants to give Jordan another chance in bed, 556 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:12,165 B, tell the girl she wants to sleep with Chad, 557 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:17,237 C, follow Mady’s lead and pull off a brutal self-dump, 558 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,074 D, share Jordan’s secret that he was electrocuted 559 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,143 while taking selfies with goats? 560 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,512 So sleeping with Jordan, it was weird. 561 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:26,880 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 562 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,181 I heard you giggling. 563 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:30,083 Yeah. ‘Cause he kept saying, 564 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,918 “You’re so hot.” [giggling] 565 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,487 The spark wasn’t there for us last night. 566 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,656 Like he’s sweet and all, but... 567 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,792 I’m proud of you for giving it your all. You did try. 568 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,660 I just don’t think he handle me. 569 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,462 -Yeah. It’s fair enough. -Yeah. 570 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,898 Any boy that’s telling you you’re so hot every second... 571 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,734 But he’s still really sweet. 572 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,970 Are you gonna have a chat with him to shut it down? 573 00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:53,006 -Um. -If he pulls you? 574 00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:54,908 Yeah. If he pulls me. 575 00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:57,677 Um, he was telling me about how he got electrocuted 576 00:22:57,711 --> 00:23:00,046 trying to take a selfie with some goats. 577 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:04,484 -I thought it was really cute. -Interesting. 578 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:08,054 In Switzerland. [giggling] 579 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,056 It’s interesting story. 580 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:11,624 Yeah. [giggling] 581 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:16,429 NARRATOR: If you guessed D, you are absolutely right. 582 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,966 Here at Unseen Bits, we love to dabble 583 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,068 in a spot of theoretical physics. 584 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:26,072 You know, quantum superposition, all that guff. 585 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,776 Example, the scene is also unseen. 586 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,378 How is that possible 587 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:34,981 for it to be simultaneously seen and unseen? 588 00:23:35,382 --> 00:23:39,085 Simple. The word scene is spelled differently. 589 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,920 And if you think this intro has been 590 00:23:40,954 --> 00:23:42,655 a suboptimal use of your time, 591 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:45,592 just wait till you clap your eyes on this little 592 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:50,563 Emmy snub in waiting entitled "Schrodinger's Chad." 593 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:56,469 [imitating a seal] 594 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,104 -You like that? -Do that again. 595 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,473 Put that moose knuckle away, bro. 596 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:01,941 You like that? 597 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:03,943 -Look at my moose knuckle -This is my hot moose knuckle. 598 00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:05,445 Damn! 599 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,113 NARRATOR: I lobbied hard to get Chad’s seal act 600 00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:08,548 into the main show 601 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:11,584 and the producer said, and I quote, “No!” 602 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,287 While disappointing, I see now 603 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,489 that it was absolutely the right decision. 604 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,458 [imitating a seal] 605 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:22,462 NARRATOR: The Casa Amor raunchy races are like the Olympics 606 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,963 for the salivary glands, 607 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:26,166 and there was so much tonsil hockey 608 00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:28,134 it didn’t all fit on the show. 609 00:24:28,168 --> 00:24:31,705 We were gonna donate the unaired snogs to charity, 610 00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:33,540 but then we thought “Screw that! 611 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:38,078 "Let’s jam them into Unseen Bits and call it ‘segment three.’" 612 00:24:38,411 --> 00:24:41,348 The first race you didn’t see was this one. 613 00:24:41,381 --> 00:24:42,916 [phone beeps] 614 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,888 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 615 00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:51,691 Go! Go! Go! Go! 616 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:55,095 -[indistinct] -[cheering and clapping] 617 00:24:55,128 --> 00:24:57,197 NARRATOR: Well done, Casa kids. 618 00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,299 Now your mouths all taste the same, 619 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:01,234 but how did the villa do? 620 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,436 Three Islanders must share a three way kiss. 621 00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:04,904 Me, you and Nadja. Let’s go. 622 00:25:05,472 --> 00:25:07,207 Yay! 623 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,209 Yes! Yes! Yes! 624 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:10,577 [clapping] 625 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:16,049 -Whoa! -[crosstalk] 626 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:18,118 -That’s how you do it! -[phone beeps] 627 00:25:18,151 --> 00:25:19,285 That was good. 628 00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:20,687 The villa has won. 629 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,088 No! No! 630 00:25:22,122 --> 00:25:23,256 -[screaming] -[crosstalk] 631 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,524 Why are you doing that shit? 632 00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:25,825 You’re on our team. 633 00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:27,660 Fuck that bro! 634 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:30,063 [indistinct] yesterday too. [indistinct] 635 00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:32,365 I’m just trying to set the tone. 636 00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:35,101 Be a team player or get out! 637 00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:36,403 [phone beeps] 638 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:40,507 Villa has won the first one. 639 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,475 [hard rock music] 640 00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:45,812 -[cheering] -[crosstalk] 641 00:25:54,354 --> 00:25:56,256 NARRATOR: Unseen race number two 642 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:58,491 has got to be flower arranging or something. 643 00:25:58,525 --> 00:25:59,626 [phone beeps] 644 00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:08,134 Go! Go! Go! 645 00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:11,171 Go! Go! Go! Go! 646 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,206 Go! Go! Go! Go! 647 00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:15,942 -Right here. -Right here. Right here. 648 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,210 Doggie. 649 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,712 Okay. [laughing] 650 00:26:19,512 --> 00:26:20,914 Right here. We have to kiss. 651 00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:24,050 Like [indistinct]. 652 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,819 It’s right here. 653 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:27,921 He was on top of me and then we flipped 654 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,456 and then I was on top of him. 655 00:26:29,489 --> 00:26:31,424 I think my last pose was just like a fucking-- like, 656 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,059 I was like splitting off him. 657 00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:34,694 [laughing] 658 00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:36,262 Let’s go. 659 00:26:36,296 --> 00:26:37,731 Oh my God! 660 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:38,898 -[laughing] -[screaming] 661 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,867 -Okay, wait. -We need to kiss! 662 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:44,537 You always have to have 663 00:26:44,571 --> 00:26:48,108 a very large selection of sex positions on hand. 664 00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:52,112 I keep them in the top of the brain for a quick switch-a-roo. 665 00:26:52,145 --> 00:26:53,813 Okay, go, go, go, go, go. 666 00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:55,949 And you know, I dabble in the Kama Sutra. 667 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:57,517 I got it all down. 668 00:26:57,550 --> 00:27:00,353 Got every single sex position you could ever think about. 669 00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:02,756 It’s easy. Comes naturally, you know? 670 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:05,025 NARRATOR: There has to be a better phrase than 671 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:06,593 "comes naturally." 672 00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,496 Okay, okay, okay. 673 00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:11,164 NARRATOR: "Narrate a show," they said. 674 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,600 “You won’t feel bad about your limited sexual repertoire,” 675 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:14,868 they said. 676 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:17,804 -Go, go, go, go. -[clapping] 677 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,706 Let’s go! Let’s go! 678 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,408 -[laughing] -[phone beeps] 679 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:23,777 I gotta text. The villa has won the point! 680 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:28,114 [cheering] 681 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,482 NARRATOR: Congratulations. 682 00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:31,418 You’ve made a man who spent his life locked in 683 00:27:31,451 --> 00:27:33,420 a booth feel even more sheltered. 684 00:27:33,453 --> 00:27:36,122 On with it then, race number three. 685 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:37,691 Make me feel even worse. 686 00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:39,059 [phone beeps] 687 00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:44,097 What the fuck! 688 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,835 NARRATOR: Honestly, it sounds like two octopuses 689 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:50,704 wrestling on a windscreen. 690 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:53,106 Fuck! Fuck! 691 00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:55,375 Yo, this is fucked up! 692 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:57,310 [taps hands] What the fuck! 693 00:27:57,344 --> 00:27:58,812 [phone beeps] 694 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:02,549 Ooh! All Islanders must pair up 695 00:28:02,582 --> 00:28:04,351 and share a passionate kiss. 696 00:28:04,384 --> 00:28:06,019 -I need someone. -Come here. 697 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:10,357 Let me know when the squelching is over. 698 00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:12,459 -[giggling] -[smooching sound] 699 00:28:12,492 --> 00:28:14,627 NARRATOR: Is the squelching over? 700 00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:16,930 NARRATOR: [inhales] Well! 701 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:19,065 -That was so good. -That was good. 702 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,034 [phone beeps] 703 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:22,669 The villa has won the point! 704 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:26,673 [cheering] 705 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:43,423 NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island, USA" Unseen Bits. 706 00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:46,960 And sure, the main show might have all the big recouplings 707 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,495 -and smooth editing, -[electric shock sounds] 708 00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:51,498 but here at Unseen Bits, we like it rough. 709 00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:53,199 Now during Casa Amor 710 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:56,670 we saw Nic giving Nadjha a fresh view on nuts. 711 00:28:56,703 --> 00:28:58,438 -I like the cheddar popcorn. -Mm-hmm. 712 00:28:58,471 --> 00:29:00,006 Like the white-- Shit! 713 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,708 -Yeah, that was-- [laughing] -That was dang! 714 00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:03,276 Did you know like people die from like 715 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:04,811 that fall on their heads? 716 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,246 Oh, let’s not talk about that. 717 00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:08,848 I don’t think this is a coconut tree, 718 00:29:08,882 --> 00:29:10,250 but let’s not-- 719 00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:11,651 -Not speak about it. -Small little coconut. 720 00:29:11,685 --> 00:29:13,019 A little like, whatever. 721 00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:14,621 Do you see whatever-- What are these? 722 00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:16,056 NARRATOR: But what you didn’t see 723 00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:18,391 was the nuts didn’t like Nic’s diss track 724 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,660 and took the revenge later in the week. 725 00:29:20,694 --> 00:29:22,429 I think that’s why people-- Like girls think that 726 00:29:22,462 --> 00:29:23,863 mama’s boys are red flags, 727 00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:25,031 ‘cause they think the mom’s like 728 00:29:25,065 --> 00:29:26,399 in their life too much. 729 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,535 But like, I-- I like love it. Like it’s-- 730 00:29:28,568 --> 00:29:33,940 [ominous instrumental] 731 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:37,777 [evil laughter] 732 00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:42,048 [laughing] 733 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:46,720 -Holy shit! -There’s no fucking way! 734 00:29:46,753 --> 00:29:48,555 -That is just fucking-- -Yeah, it’s so dangerous. 735 00:29:48,588 --> 00:29:51,091 -Get outta of here. -That’s really bad. 736 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:52,892 Yeah. It’s so fucked. I know. 737 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:54,260 Like what if you were lying there? 738 00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:56,563 I mean, my foot would’ve been fine, 739 00:29:56,596 --> 00:29:57,764 but like well-- 740 00:29:57,797 --> 00:29:59,065 That one breaks it? 741 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,767 -That was like-- -That’s scary as shit. 742 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,736 Jesus! 743 00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:05,238 Do you know like how many people die from like coconuts falling? 744 00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:07,340 -That doesn’t shock me. -Do you know the statistics? 745 00:30:07,374 --> 00:30:09,209 Jesus! 746 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,578 NARRATOR: For some reason, I find it comforting to know that 747 00:30:11,611 --> 00:30:14,147 in five, 10 or even 20 years time, 748 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:17,917 Nic will be out there somewhere mansplaining death by coconut. 749 00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:20,854 -[ominous instrumental] -[electric shock sounds] 750 00:30:22,589 --> 00:30:25,125 NARRATOR: Cue the cheesy music because it’s time for 751 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:28,261 Beach Hut Blitz! 752 00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:32,999 Personally. I think pick up lines are a little cheesy. 753 00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:34,968 If you really want to get someone’s number 754 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,169 here’s my trick. 755 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:38,204 Have a car accident with them, 756 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:40,707 but be superhot about it. 757 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:43,276 Oh man. Go to pick up line for me, man. 758 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:46,513 “Girl, you must be a fart cause you blew me away.” 759 00:30:46,546 --> 00:30:48,682 [laughing] 760 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,785 If she messages me first, normally I’ll say, 761 00:30:51,818 --> 00:30:53,520 “Sorry, it took me so long. 762 00:30:53,553 --> 00:30:56,289 "I was wiping the drool off my screen.” [laughing] 763 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:58,291 “Yo, has COVID taken you out yet?” 764 00:30:58,324 --> 00:30:59,859 And then she’ll be like, 765 00:30:59,893 --> 00:31:01,428 “No,” and I’m like, “Am I able to?” 766 00:31:01,461 --> 00:31:03,596 “Hey baby, are you a book 767 00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:06,232 "‘cause I’d love to rub my fingers down through your spine 768 00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:08,868 "and bury my face into you for a few hours?” 769 00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:10,270 [laughing] 770 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:11,971 I like the fire pit in the background. 771 00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:14,674 My best pick up line is, 772 00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:16,276 “You already have a chub, 773 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:17,944 "but you wanna make it a full chub?” 774 00:31:19,112 --> 00:31:20,980 ‘Cause-- get it? ‘Cause my last name’s Chubb. 775 00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:24,584 I’ll like look down and then I’ll look up. 776 00:31:24,918 --> 00:31:26,986 Just tell them that they’re hot. 777 00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:30,190 Or if I’m like... and I slowly... 778 00:31:31,191 --> 00:31:34,461 The success rate is usually a hundred percent. 779 00:31:34,494 --> 00:31:36,563 It’s all in the eyes baby. 780 00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:38,098 “Did it hurt?” 781 00:31:38,798 --> 00:31:40,166 “Did what hurt?” 782 00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:42,469 “When you fell from heaven.” 783 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,672 I’ve had that one line for like seven years now. 784 00:31:45,705 --> 00:31:47,107 [laughing] 785 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:49,809 NARRATOR: As someone who did fall from heaven, 786 00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:52,445 that pick up line is really insensitive 787 00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:55,548 because it did hurt, a lot actually. 788 00:31:56,616 --> 00:32:00,620 [Love Island theme song] 789 00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:05,658 NARRATOR: I don’t mind a messy girl. 790 00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:07,861 They throw their perfumed clothes everywhere. 791 00:32:07,894 --> 00:32:11,398 It kinda works like potpourri. A messy bloke though, 792 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:13,299 now that can be skunky. 793 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,736 Let’s see which boy gets the gold and mold. 794 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:19,072 And my guy, Jeff, man, he-- I wouldn’t say he is messy. 795 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:20,607 You know he’s fresh to death, you know? 796 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,975 He’s got a lot of gear, man, 797 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:23,677 but he doesn’t hang his clothes up, you know? 798 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:25,645 I’m like, “Man, at least you got all these hangers, man. 799 00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:26,946 "Just hang all these clothes. 800 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,448 "You got Balenciaga on the floor, man." 801 00:32:28,481 --> 00:32:29,883 You know what I mean? 802 00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:31,418 You got all this shit. Some nice shit. 803 00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:33,620 It’s expensive, man. You know, just hang it up. 804 00:32:33,653 --> 00:32:37,390 In the world-- What to world with this shit? 805 00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:40,860 Jeffe. Jeffe’s got his shit all the fuck over. 806 00:32:40,894 --> 00:32:42,328 On that side of the room, 807 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:44,164 that man has his shit just all over 808 00:32:44,197 --> 00:32:45,832 and thrown in the fucking closets. 809 00:32:45,865 --> 00:32:48,635 Jeff, I mean just based off of like his closet, right? 810 00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:50,136 He doesn’t have anything hung up. 811 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:52,105 All the shit’s just like kind of thrown in there. 812 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:53,573 You’re a kid, bro. 813 00:32:53,606 --> 00:32:55,842 Why you got Chips Ahoy cookies sitting on your desk? 814 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:57,477 [laughing] What the fuck? 815 00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:59,946 [laughing] -Bro, what's this? 816 00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:07,587 NARRATOR: Feeling down in the dumps? 817 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:11,624 You don’t need a self-help book or religion or a psychiatrist. 818 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,360 What you need is Chad, 819 00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:17,163 an Islander using a bottle of tanning oil as a microphone. 820 00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:20,266 I’m not saying I have all the answers in the world. 821 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:22,869 I just like to talk to people ‘cause, you know, 822 00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:24,871 everything is gonna fucking be okay. 823 00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:26,840 Have you ever woken up 824 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:29,676 and realize it just doesn’t feel like that day. 825 00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:33,446 What are you gonna think? “Huh? Oh, I’m gonna give up today. 826 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,081 "Today’s not my day. Fuck today!” 827 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:36,916 No, the fuck, you’re not. 828 00:33:37,617 --> 00:33:39,886 No, you’re not. You’re gonna grab today, 829 00:33:39,919 --> 00:33:42,288 you do what you have to do to make it through that day 830 00:33:42,322 --> 00:33:44,557 ‘cause eventually you’re gonna be okay. 831 00:33:44,591 --> 00:33:45,825 Huh? 832 00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:47,394 What are you gonna do? 833 00:33:47,961 --> 00:33:51,931 Hold on y’all, we need a picture right now in this moment. 834 00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:53,500 He's feeling the light, bro. 835 00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:54,968 We just ruined the guy’s moment. 836 00:33:55,001 --> 00:33:56,269 No, it’s the-- for the speech. 837 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:58,605 This is the speech picture. Come on, man! 838 00:33:58,638 --> 00:34:00,073 Nah, hold on, Jordan, you gotta come through. 839 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:01,608 -Oh! -Now, y’all there? 840 00:34:01,641 --> 00:34:02,942 [shutter sound] 841 00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:06,713 Sam, you got it! 842 00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:09,416 What I like to call the "it factor." 843 00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:11,051 You got that shit, don’t you? 844 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,485 You’re that fucking guy. 845 00:34:12,852 --> 00:34:15,055 But what happens on the days you don’t feel it. 846 00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:17,357 Now, you gonna sulk up like a little bitch? 847 00:34:17,924 --> 00:34:19,726 No, you’re gonna go fucking insane. 848 00:34:19,759 --> 00:34:21,394 That’s what you’re gonna do. 849 00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:23,496 You’re gonna wake the fuck up, you’re gonna go harder. 850 00:34:23,530 --> 00:34:25,065 -Right? -Yeah. 851 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,966 When shit’s going smooth it’s easy to keep it going. 852 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:28,101 -Yeah. -Uh-huh. 853 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:29,569 When shit’s going bad, 854 00:34:29,602 --> 00:34:31,071 that’s when you take that next fucking step. 855 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:32,138 -Yeah. Yeah. -Huh? 856 00:34:32,172 --> 00:34:33,506 -Yeah. -Yeah. 857 00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:35,241 Fear comes from you can’t see the end. 858 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:36,710 -Yeah. -Yeah. 859 00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:39,145 But you can only see the end path if you fucking go. 860 00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:40,780 -That’s right. -Yeah, that’s right. 861 00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:02,335 I think it-- it went well. 862 00:35:07,774 --> 00:35:09,843 [Love Island theme song] 863 00:35:12,512 --> 00:35:14,714 NARRATOR: It’s "Love Island" Unseen Bites. 864 00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:17,784 These bits were almost seen bits 865 00:35:17,817 --> 00:35:19,786 but they didn’t quite make it, 866 00:35:19,819 --> 00:35:21,921 kinda like me at med school 867 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:25,592 and my DJ career and my jiu-jitsu. 868 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:28,128 There’s no follow through in this dojo. 869 00:35:28,328 --> 00:35:32,665 Hey, if you had to build the perfect man-- 870 00:35:32,699 --> 00:35:33,800 What’re you talking about? 871 00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:35,068 No, hold on. [laughing] 872 00:35:35,068 --> 00:35:36,670 -Physically-- -Build a fucking man now? 873 00:35:36,703 --> 00:35:38,171 -I don’t know. -No out of us. 874 00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:40,340 -Out of us, bro? -Out of us. 875 00:35:40,674 --> 00:35:43,476 Just physically, if you have to build us. 876 00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:45,578 Whose body am I using? Whose face? 877 00:35:45,612 --> 00:35:49,449 Like body, like torso, legs, like-- 878 00:35:50,183 --> 00:35:52,986 -Everything. -Like, you know? 879 00:35:53,853 --> 00:35:56,823 Well, it depends on how I feel that day. 880 00:35:57,090 --> 00:35:58,858 Sometimes I like different things. 881 00:35:58,892 --> 00:36:00,894 You’re getting the choice of all the things. 882 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:03,196 -Your hair-- -Mm-hmm. 883 00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:06,032 --and nose piercing. 884 00:36:06,032 --> 00:36:07,267 -Okay. -Mm-hmm. 885 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:08,735 So nose for him? 886 00:36:08,768 --> 00:36:09,936 Yeah. Whose eyes? 887 00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:11,771 His eyes. 888 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,342 His body. 889 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:16,509 Whose body? 890 00:36:16,543 --> 00:36:17,711 -Isaiah. -Isaiah. 891 00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:19,913 [ominous instrumental] 892 00:36:19,946 --> 00:36:21,781 Your face-- Oh no, your voice. 893 00:36:21,815 --> 00:36:23,783 -My face? -No. 894 00:36:23,817 --> 00:36:25,719 What do you mean no? Don’t say it like that. 895 00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:27,454 What the fuck? 896 00:36:27,487 --> 00:36:28,588 [laughing and clapping] 897 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:30,123 I would take your lips. 898 00:36:30,156 --> 00:36:31,324 -Mine? -Yeah. 899 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,826 -I got the best lips. -You got the-- 900 00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:33,927 you have the best lips. 901 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,061 For sure. 902 00:36:35,729 --> 00:36:37,097 You feel me? 903 00:36:37,597 --> 00:36:39,566 [laughing] 904 00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:41,067 For sure. 905 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:44,204 NARRATOR: It’s interesting how we can accept maternal or 906 00:36:44,237 --> 00:36:47,540 paternal energy from someone who isn’t our mother or father. 907 00:36:47,574 --> 00:36:50,176 But somehow, if I dress up like a baby, 908 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:52,078 it makes it weird for everyone. 909 00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:54,948 The mom of the Islanders is definitely Zeta. 910 00:36:55,515 --> 00:36:57,550 Zeta has the best advice. 911 00:36:57,584 --> 00:36:59,886 Both of you are boss bitches. 912 00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:01,688 There’s so many men in the world 913 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:03,356 that would look at you two and be like, 914 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:06,793 “If I got my hands on them, I would be going off.” 915 00:37:06,826 --> 00:37:09,429 And you guys need to own that power. 916 00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:11,564 She's so encouraging. She’s literally like 917 00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:13,533 the mentor we need, the light of the villa. 918 00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:15,068 She holds us all together. 919 00:37:15,101 --> 00:37:17,504 Say it and just own it, 920 00:37:17,537 --> 00:37:19,639 and I feel like it will bring more out of him. 921 00:37:19,673 --> 00:37:22,042 I would honestly say the dad is probably Jesse. 922 00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:23,410 [cheering and clapping] 923 00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:25,111 Everyone calls him Uncle Jesse, 924 00:37:25,145 --> 00:37:27,347 but Jesse’s always the one that’s like also giving advice. 925 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:28,815 He’s so genuine. 926 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:30,650 He’d make sure like the boys are all in check. 927 00:37:30,684 --> 00:37:32,519 Oh shit! 928 00:37:32,852 --> 00:37:35,889 So I think Zeta and Jesse are the mom and the dad. 929 00:37:35,922 --> 00:37:37,590 Now I’m making enough for me and you, 930 00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:39,292 but if you don’t show up, I eat it. 931 00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:40,493 Yeah. Of course. 932 00:37:40,527 --> 00:37:42,062 So you showed up at a great time. 933 00:37:42,062 --> 00:37:43,296 Did I? 934 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:44,831 The mom of the villa is definitely Zeta. 935 00:37:44,864 --> 00:37:46,132 Do not self-sabotage 936 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:48,435 and do not go in there guns blazing. 937 00:37:48,468 --> 00:37:50,070 Sit there, be a boss bitch 938 00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:51,738 and listen to everything he has to say. 939 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:53,106 -Don’t even talk. -Mm-hmm. 940 00:37:53,139 --> 00:37:55,208 -That’s so fit. -Yeah. 941 00:37:55,241 --> 00:37:57,177 And so intelligent for your age 942 00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:59,546 and you handle yourself like such a woman 943 00:37:59,579 --> 00:38:01,781 -at such a young age. -Yeah. For real. 944 00:38:01,815 --> 00:38:04,484 The dad of the villa is definitely Jesse. 945 00:38:05,852 --> 00:38:09,189 Jesse just gives major dad energy. DILF. 946 00:38:09,222 --> 00:38:11,024 NARRATOR: I’m not the hippest kid in the street, 947 00:38:11,057 --> 00:38:13,026 but I’m pretty sure DILF stands for 948 00:38:13,059 --> 00:38:15,695 Darwin Intuitively Loves Finches. 949 00:38:16,096 --> 00:38:20,200 [Love Island theme song] 950 00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:24,204 *** 951 00:38:27,741 --> 00:38:30,076 NARRATOR: This year’s Casa recoupling was 952 00:38:30,110 --> 00:38:34,381 in many ways, an unpleasant event best left in the past. 953 00:38:35,682 --> 00:38:37,083 I feel very betrayed. 954 00:38:38,284 --> 00:38:41,187 NARRATOR: So Jared decided to go over the whole thing again. 955 00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:44,958 I know Chanse, uh, over there at Casa, 956 00:38:45,058 --> 00:38:47,527 I think we all, you know, took the opportunity to-- 957 00:38:47,761 --> 00:38:49,796 to kind of refresh and restart 958 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:51,865 and connections here are stronger 959 00:38:51,898 --> 00:38:53,333 or like take some lessons into that. 960 00:38:53,366 --> 00:38:55,268 So I think everyone here, 961 00:38:55,301 --> 00:38:57,971 all amongst us guys, kinda took it as a growth 962 00:38:58,071 --> 00:38:59,873 and like learning opportunity. 963 00:38:59,906 --> 00:39:02,676 So obviously, you know, some of us came back, you know, 964 00:39:02,709 --> 00:39:05,578 without a couple and some of us did. 965 00:39:05,612 --> 00:39:08,648 And, uh, I’d say that amongst us, probably-- 966 00:39:09,015 --> 00:39:11,351 Chazz probably made the most of the whole experience. 967 00:39:11,384 --> 00:39:14,554 He was king of Casa Amor aka-- 968 00:39:14,587 --> 00:39:16,589 -Shit was lit! -Chazza Amor over there. 969 00:39:16,623 --> 00:39:18,391 -Something about Chazz. -Yeah. 970 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:22,262 [laughing] 971 00:39:22,295 --> 00:39:25,498 Yeah, bro. Uh, going into Casa Amor, you know, 972 00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:27,400 obviously I was coupled up with Kat 973 00:39:27,434 --> 00:39:29,803 but yeah, I made the fucking most out of Casa. 974 00:39:29,836 --> 00:39:32,172 You know, every single day I gave my all. 975 00:39:32,205 --> 00:39:34,641 Got to know two, you know, beautiful women 976 00:39:34,674 --> 00:39:36,810 and had to make a choice between the two of them, 977 00:39:36,843 --> 00:39:38,144 you know, at the last second. 978 00:39:38,178 --> 00:39:39,446 And, um you know, 979 00:39:39,479 --> 00:39:41,314 I ended up bringing back the beautiful Bella. 980 00:39:41,348 --> 00:39:43,283 [upbeat piano music] 981 00:39:49,823 --> 00:39:52,525 [Love Island theme song] 982 00:39:53,093 --> 00:39:55,595 * You kiss me like summer Afternoon * 983 00:39:55,795 --> 00:39:59,466 NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island, USA" Unseen Bits, 984 00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:02,335 and unsurprisingly, we’re about to see some bits 985 00:40:02,369 --> 00:40:04,938 that are yet to be seen. 986 00:40:04,971 --> 00:40:08,208 Now they say it’s important to make a good first impression. 987 00:40:08,241 --> 00:40:11,277 Sadly, the Islanders didn’t get the memo. 988 00:40:11,311 --> 00:40:14,714 I have a really, really really good impression of Courtney. 989 00:40:15,715 --> 00:40:19,319 It’s so good, I don’t think y’all are ready for it. 990 00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:21,921 Okay. 991 00:40:21,955 --> 00:40:23,223 [laughing] 992 00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:24,991 Okay. 993 00:40:25,759 --> 00:40:27,594 Sydney, I love your dress. 994 00:40:27,627 --> 00:40:29,329 Like... [laughing] 995 00:40:29,362 --> 00:40:32,165 Okay. Okay, fine. 996 00:40:32,198 --> 00:40:35,769 Oh, the baby chicken nuggets! 997 00:40:37,103 --> 00:40:39,673 Okay! [laughing] 998 00:40:40,173 --> 00:40:41,941 I’ll do an impression of Isaiah. 999 00:40:41,975 --> 00:40:44,878 [hard rock music] 1000 00:40:46,146 --> 00:40:47,514 Does this look great? 1001 00:40:49,215 --> 00:40:50,617 It’s Zay way, Zay. 1002 00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:52,118 You know the vibes. 1003 00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:54,254 “What’s up bro?” 1004 00:40:54,287 --> 00:40:55,922 [laughing] 1005 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:58,758 “I rub my belly and then, uh, suck my tummy.” 1006 00:41:00,727 --> 00:41:02,929 “What’s up bro? Zay, what’s up? 1007 00:41:03,697 --> 00:41:05,532 "What’s up? You know what it is?” 1008 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:11,604 I just wanna keep riding out. 1009 00:41:11,638 --> 00:41:13,506 You know what I’m saying? 1010 00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:15,141 Um... 1011 00:41:15,175 --> 00:41:17,344 keep doing what we’re doing, you know? 1012 00:41:17,877 --> 00:41:20,513 Um... yeah. 1013 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,351 “Baby Zeta, sitting in the two-seater 1014 00:41:24,984 --> 00:41:26,486 "holla at me.” 1015 00:41:26,519 --> 00:41:28,621 Swerve. [laughing] 1016 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:30,223 Joker! 1017 00:41:30,256 --> 00:41:33,660 Ti-- Timmy joke could crack on-- crack on it. 1018 00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:35,161 I’ll find another bird. 1019 00:41:35,195 --> 00:41:37,097 You want another bird, crack on? 1020 00:41:37,397 --> 00:41:39,299 You know Courtney, she’s really buzzing. 1021 00:41:39,332 --> 00:41:41,735 I can tell she’s buzzing. I love it. 1022 00:41:41,768 --> 00:41:43,536 I don’t know how to do a British accent, but... 1023 00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:47,507 “You gonna think that he’s just gonna let you go and crack on 1024 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:50,010 "and he’s gonna not be able to crack on with another bird? 1025 00:41:50,210 --> 00:41:53,246 "That’s just crazy! It’s mad in here. 1026 00:41:53,279 --> 00:41:56,516 "And then he’s snogging out there and just getting-- 1027 00:41:56,549 --> 00:41:58,985 "going to the loo and snogging and just, 1028 00:41:59,285 --> 00:42:02,555 "but man, is he fit!” [laughing] 1029 00:42:02,756 --> 00:42:05,125 “Oh, he’s quite fit, isn’t he? 1030 00:42:05,158 --> 00:42:06,893 "Why don't you go and talk to him? 1031 00:42:06,926 --> 00:42:08,528 "Yeah, be a little flirty. 1032 00:42:08,561 --> 00:42:10,430 "You know, he’s quite fit, ain’t he?” 1033 00:42:10,764 --> 00:42:13,299 “Joker! Joker, are you serious? 1034 00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:15,769 "You’re joker?” [laughing] 1035 00:42:15,802 --> 00:42:17,470 “He’s fit, ain’t he? 1036 00:42:17,504 --> 00:42:20,073 "He’s really fit.” [laughing and clapping] 1037 00:42:20,073 --> 00:42:22,242 “Timmy. Oh, Timmy! 1038 00:42:22,275 --> 00:42:24,511 "My Timmy. Oh, Timmy, 1039 00:42:24,544 --> 00:42:27,614 "I just love when you, you know, kiss me 1040 00:42:27,647 --> 00:42:30,183 "and I just want a little bit more time with Timmy, you know? 1041 00:42:30,483 --> 00:42:32,285 "Um...” [laughing] 1042 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,222 “Dude, I look-- I look amazing right now.” 1043 00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:37,791 [laughing] 1044 00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:40,093 “Mm-hmm. 1045 00:42:40,126 --> 00:42:44,097 "Dude, what the fuck?” [laughing] 1046 00:42:44,297 --> 00:42:46,499 “God bless America.” 1047 00:42:46,533 --> 00:42:48,368 [laughing] "Yeah man. 1048 00:42:48,401 --> 00:42:50,737 "We gonna see. We’re going to see, man. 1049 00:42:50,770 --> 00:42:52,572 "She looking real nice. She looking real nice. 1050 00:42:52,605 --> 00:42:53,873 "Yeah. We going see.” 1051 00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:57,010 “God bless America.” 1052 00:42:58,712 --> 00:43:02,749 “Bro, look. So, bro.” 1053 00:43:03,616 --> 00:43:05,719 “Man, fuck this shit! 1054 00:43:05,919 --> 00:43:07,454 ""I don’t even know-- Fuck! 1055 00:43:07,487 --> 00:43:09,189 "I don’t know what to even say right now. 1056 00:43:09,222 --> 00:43:11,124 "I’m so fucking heated.” [laughing] 1057 00:43:11,157 --> 00:43:12,359 You feel me? 1058 00:43:12,392 --> 00:43:13,827 NARRATOR: If you want to see that many 1059 00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:15,428 cute impressions ever again, 1060 00:43:15,462 --> 00:43:18,598 you’ll need to have a puppy walk through wet cement. 1061 00:43:19,165 --> 00:43:20,834 [hard rock music] 1062 00:43:20,867 --> 00:43:22,769 Every group has its jester. 1063 00:43:22,802 --> 00:43:25,472 It’s not me. [laughing] 1064 00:43:25,505 --> 00:43:27,841 But let’s be real, I am pretty funny. 1065 00:43:27,874 --> 00:43:30,076 Honestly. I think the funniest person here is Jeff. 1066 00:43:30,410 --> 00:43:32,645 Jeff is hilarious. 1067 00:43:32,679 --> 00:43:34,280 The booster boy. 1068 00:43:34,314 --> 00:43:36,082 He literally-- I would-- 1069 00:43:36,082 --> 00:43:37,984 Well, I was like sitting in the kitchen and he goes, 1070 00:43:38,084 --> 00:43:40,687 “Toodle loo,” and told me to leave. 1071 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,322 Am I your best friend 1072 00:43:43,089 --> 00:43:44,224 in here? 1073 00:43:44,724 --> 00:43:46,092 -Uh-uh. -Huh! 1074 00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:48,094 I said you were my best friend. 1075 00:43:48,094 --> 00:43:49,195 Why would you do that? 1076 00:43:49,229 --> 00:43:50,363 Why? Am I not? 1077 00:43:50,397 --> 00:43:51,965 -No! -[gasping] 1078 00:43:51,998 --> 00:43:53,099 That’s your best friend right there. 1079 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:54,734 Well, yeah, duh, 1080 00:43:54,768 --> 00:43:57,537 but you’re my second-- Am I your second best friend? 1081 00:43:58,104 --> 00:43:59,472 We’re working towards that. 1082 00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:01,074 Jeff? 1083 00:44:01,107 --> 00:44:02,676 -What? -Fine. I’m gonna take it back. 1084 00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:04,778 Take it back. 1085 00:44:04,811 --> 00:44:06,079 Yeah. I don’t even like you anymore. 1086 00:44:06,112 --> 00:44:07,347 -Okay. -Okay. 1087 00:44:09,149 --> 00:44:10,950 -You don’t care? -No. 1088 00:44:11,484 --> 00:44:13,620 Like America love Jeff. Like what the hell are you doing? 1089 00:44:13,653 --> 00:44:16,056 Oh my God! You’re like anybody, you bitch. 1090 00:44:19,926 --> 00:44:21,194 Bitch, you like anybody. 1091 00:44:21,728 --> 00:44:23,463 Jeff, did you say you like it crispy? 1092 00:44:23,496 --> 00:44:24,798 Yeah. 1093 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:26,433 Like really crispy? 1094 00:44:26,466 --> 00:44:28,768 I mean, if you just saying you burnt them, just say that. 1095 00:44:28,802 --> 00:44:30,537 [laughing] 1096 00:44:30,737 --> 00:44:33,373 You literally can lose calories just farting. 1097 00:44:33,406 --> 00:44:35,075 -You said what? -You didn’t know that? 1098 00:44:35,075 --> 00:44:37,310 -Yeah. What? -[laughing] 1099 00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:38,945 NARRATOR: Well, that’s all the Unseen Bits 1100 00:44:38,978 --> 00:44:40,647 we’ve got time for this week, 1101 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,582 and what a show it was! 1102 00:44:42,615 --> 00:44:47,354 We’ve had octopi, impressions and people breaking wind. 1103 00:44:47,387 --> 00:44:50,657 In other words, see you at the Emmy’s guys. 1104 00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:53,793 Good night, America. 1105 00:44:55,462 --> 00:44:57,330 Tomorrow night... 1106 00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:59,099 Dude this is so fucked up. 1107 00:44:59,132 --> 00:45:01,368 You don’t need to talk to me like I’m five years old. 1108 00:45:01,401 --> 00:45:02,836 Dude, this is fucking bullshit. 1109 00:45:02,869 --> 00:45:05,505 NARRATOR: Tensions rise again. 1110 00:45:08,508 --> 00:45:10,844 It is just fucking bullshit 1111 00:45:10,877 --> 00:45:14,681 when I see her and I’m so fucking like, 1112 00:45:14,714 --> 00:45:17,350 I just I’m not this girl.