NARRATOR: Previously on "Love Island USA."
* You got me feeling like *
* I want to be that guy *
* I wanna kiss your eyes *
NARRATOR: There were commitments.
I don't want to be with someone who makes me second choice.
Sydney, my options are closed. I'm all for you.
I just spoke to Chanse.
I basically just let her know that my eyes would be on you.
[coos] I'm happy.
* Oh, I love it when you do it like that *
I can see you in my life, outside the villa.
-Really? -100%.
* When they say the party's over then we'll bring it right back *
NARRATOR: And there were complications.
I-- Like, I feel a vibe between us.
But, like, it could just be a friend vibe.
-Yeah. -But I'm trying to figure out,
like, if there is the potential
for, like, an intimate thing between us.
For sure.
NARRATOR: And a new boy arrives.
* You got this thing we started I don't want it to stop *
You got room for one more?
* You know you make me shiver *
[ominous music playing]
NARRATOR: Tonight...
So, who all is coupled up with who right now?
-I'm coupled up with Bella. -Bella.
NARRATOR: All's fair...
So, what's up Chazz?
Phoebe, what's up?
-NARRATOR: In love and war. -[Phoebe moans]
Can I-- can I kiss you?
Sure. [giggles]
NARRATOR: And your votes...
The couples with the fewest votes,
risk being dumped from the island tonight.
NARRATOR: Are revealed.
[Love Island theme song playing]
[Ghost Machines' "New Kind Of Animal" playing]
* I've got a rebel heart it's got a future soul *
NARRATOR: Welcome to "Love Island USA."
Kat and Sydney have just received shocking news.
Not that we are running low on foundation, not that bad.
It is that they are now single.
But their fortunes might be about to change.
[cellphone chimes]
#SparksWillFly.
-Yeah. -Oh, yes.
Let's go, baby.
That's crazy.
I literally thought I was going home.
But it was very nice having Isaiah
sit there watching the fucking disaster that he created.
And I just hope it was killing him the entire time.
I hope it hurt like hell, watching me out there.
* I got a rebel heart one touch and here we go *
I'm Joel, I'm 28 years old
from North Hampton, Massachusetts.
I'm a welder and fabricator,
so it could mean that I'm good with my hands.
What I am looking to bring into the villa
is a new level of confidence and maturity
that not a lot of these women have seen.
I'm ready to find love, and I'm ready to meet
the one I'm going to be with for the rest of my life.
And why not find that on Love Island.
* I'm a new kind of animal *
[Islanders shouting]
-Y'all got room for one more? -Joel, what's up, baby?
What's up, baby?
-What's up, baby? -Looking good.
Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
Joel is the best present we could have ever asked for.
He's a good looking dude.
This is just what the doctor ordered, honestly.
Yay!
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
I'm Sydney.
-How you doing? -Good, how are you?
-Pretty well. Hey. -You have pretty eyes.
Thank you.
Obviously, you know, Joel seeing the situation
that I put myself in,
he's going to have his chats with Sydney regardless.
So, the more the merrier, bro.
But you ain't 'Zay. You know what I'm saying?
-How you doing? -Nice to meet you, bro.
-Nice to meet you. -Hi, Joel. How are you?
-Joel. -I'm Bella. So nice to meet you.
-How you doing? -Doing well. Doing well.
-Good. Yeah? -Glad to be here. Yeah.
Good. Aw.
[giggling]
Joel.
He's definitely yummy for sure.
And kinda my type.
I definitely go for a lot of dark features.
And you know, I do like the light eyes.
[kissing sound] Chef's kiss.
-Welcome home. -Thank you. Appreciate it.
-I'm Phoebe. -Joel. Nice to meet you.
You too.
Joel came in with a lot of energy,
which I definitely like.
On paper, he probably would be my type.
Like physicality wise.
-Welcome. -Thank you. Thank you.
So, I'm definitely interested in getting to know him, for sure.
And so what are you looking for in here?
I'm looking to find my forever woman.
-Are you? -You know? Yeah, I'm--
-Is it time? -Yeah, it's time.
I've been through a lot.
I've been through a lot of heartbreak.
And it's been a really tough road.
But, you know, I'm finally in, like, a really good mental place
and I've-- I've got my house.
-And I'm ready to settle down. -You've got a house?
-Yeah. -Ooh.
Yeah, I live in Massachusetts.
My shop is, like, five minutes from my house.
Then, I'm working on slowly saving up a bunch of money
to eventually build a gym.
That's my dream.
-That's your passion? -Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a competitive body builder.
-So, I compete-- -Really?
Yeah, I compete in men's physique.
This guys a stud, yo.
Yes. So, Joel.
I was like, "Okay, dark hair.
"Okay, tattoos."
So, yeah, like, I would say I am attracted to him.
He is-- he is attractive.
He is an attractive man.
What's your type on paper, bro?
On paper, fun sized, fit.
Oh.
Fun size and fit is-- is my go to.
-Watch out, Nadjha. -I like very athletic women.
Women who really enjoy working out.
She doesn't work out that much.
She doesn't work out that way.
I'm mentally ready for a relationship again.
And knowing that when I'm in, I'm all in.
Welcome.
Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
When's the pool party? What are we doing next?
-Let's go. -Let's get the wine.
NARRATOR: The girls want to vote on who thinks Joel's fit.
But these Muppets haven't downloaded
the "Love Island USA" app.
So they are going to have to go old school.
Wait, I have to ask.
On a show of hands,
who thinks Joel is beautiful?
I mean he's hot, yeah, for sure.
-Yeah, he's beautiful. -Yeah, he's hot as fuck.
So who all is coupled up with who right now?
-I'm coupled up with Phoebe. -You and Phoebe.
-Obviously, you and Zeta. -Zeta, yeah.
-I'm coupled up with Courtney. -Courtney.
-I'm coupled up with Bella. -Bella.
-I'm coupled up with Chanse. -Chanse.
-Deb. -I don't know
who you are interested in and shit but shit, 'ey,
just feel like, we all are going to, you know,
welcome you to a certain extent and shit.
Just make sure, you know, stay on your Ps and Qs.
That's all I got to say.
Will do, man. I appreciate you.
Phoebe's free, bro. Phoebe's free, bro.
Sydney's mine, bro.
-I just can't, bro. -Bro, your head
is all over the place.
Our bitches are still here, so cheers to that.
[girls cheering]
***
NARRATOR: Chazz is with Bella
but he's been flirting with her BFF, Phoebe.
This could get very messy.
Luckily, Chazz has got his emergency roll of paper towels.
How's your night going? We can chill and talk right now.
We didn't get to talk, like, at all today.
I was saying, like, I don't know,
I feel like a shift in, like, energy a little bit.
I don't know, I feel something's, like, not...
-right how it was. -Yeah.
I just wanna know, like,
-how you're-- -I mean, I'm kinda exploring it
-with, like, Phoebe. -Yeah. Yeah.
Like, I'm just kinda getting to know her.
At the same time, you know, I still have feelings for you.
You know, that's why I brought you here.
-There's-- there no shift-- -Okay. Good. Good. Good.
I was like--
I was like, "What did I miss?"
I wasn't expecting to, like, come in here
and be put in a position where it's like,
now Phoebe wants to, you know, get to know me.
Because she's not with Isaiah.
Like I had no idea
Phoebe had any type of attraction to me at all.
-But it seems like she does. -Yeah, she does.
So, we are just having conversations.
Getting to know each other and shit like that.
-Mm. Yeah. -So.
At the end of the day,
I don't want to be treated as, like, an option
because that's not what I am.
I'm familiar with all the shapes but it's like,
I don't want to be in a fucking triangle.
All I ask is if, like, there is a shift in feelings
and, like, you are, like, fucking vibing with this one,
like, more than Bella, just let me know.
Just so I'm not looking, like, stupid.
All right.
***
NARRATOR: Welder Joel wants to flirt with Nadjha.
Nadjha, give him a chance.
Joel is 28
and you should always respect your Welders.
Nadjha, you wanna talk for a bit?
-Oh, my gosh. Me? -Yeah, you.
Yes. Of, course.
Nobody touch those. I'll finish them in a second.
Fair enough. How's your night going?
Oh, my gosh. So, good. It's been good.
-How have you been? -I've been good.
Coming into here, like, were you
initially, like, attracted to, like, certain people?
I mean, like I knew I really wanted to talk to you.
-Oh, really. Me? Really? -Yes. Absolutely.
I think you are very, very beautiful
and I just want to a chance to get to know you.
-Thank you. -Your smile is electric.
Thank you.
-But yeah-- -I'm blushing.
That makes-- that makes me feel good.
I really appreciate you saying
that I was one of the people you wanted to talk to.
-It means so much. -Of course.
Like, that makes me so happy.
I do want to go ahead and let you know,
me and Jeff are, like, in a couple.
I'm really starting to be at, like, a really good place.
-Okay. -With that being said,
I would so love to get to talk to you more.
-Yes. -And just experience things.
I do have something with Jeff.
Obviously, I have, like,
genuinely started developing feelings for him.
But you know, like, Joel is attractive.
I think everything he said, it was just sweet.
And, like, light hearted and funny.
And-- yeah. I was cheesing hard.
I 100% want to respect your relationship with him.
-Sure. -I don't want to, like,
push where there isn't room to push, so--
-Just let me know. -No, I really respect you
saying that, that's really awesome.
I think she's absolutely gorgeous.
She is my type of woman.
I hope that I'm able to get her to open up a bit more.
And see where it goes.
Just really excited to talk to everyone,
-and get to see what's what. -Yeah.
NARRATOR: There's no stopping Phoebe.
She sees Bella's guy, Chazz, she makes her latest move.
She sees my roll of white duct tape,
she makes her latest outfit.
So, what's up, Chazz?
What's up?
Not much, Phoebe. What's up with you?
Ah. Not much.
I need to know, like, what you're feeling.
To be honest.
Look, the position that I am in is hard.
Because I'm trying to be respectful to Bella,
but I was, like, surprised to find out
that you definitely
were physically attracted to me as well.
You know, I'm definitely happy about that shit.
You are a cool ass person.
You're ambitions. You're spontaneous.
-Keep going. -What is there
-not to like about you. -Keep going.
You're beautiful as fuck.
You know, you're not afraid to be yourself.
Connecting with Phoebe was not on my expectations list.
It just happened.
I'm living in the moment with her.
Just being able to lay there with her,
I felt really comfortable and safe.
[Flume & MAY-A's "Say Nothing" playing]
* Say nothing, say nothing *
* No running back running back *
* Say nothing, say nothing *
* If you don't want to say good bye *
It just felt like the right time for us
to finally explore that intimate side between us.
It wasn't just like a peck.
It definitely was a little, you know, make out sesh.
***
Mmhmm.
[Love Island theme song playing]
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
To win back Sydney,
Isaiah's offered to wear matching outfits.
He sorted the pants just fine
but finding a top was impossible.
Sydney has already plucked
the only albino emu in Los Angeles.
You feel better?
That I'm still here, yeah.
I told you everything was going to be okay.
Fucking knew it.
I didn't know it, but I knew it.
Not because of you, yeah.
You know, I'm really happy you are still here.
You are definitely the-- Easily the finest girl
dressed up tonight for sure.
-Really? -Oh, yeah.
I'm feeling incredible blessed and happy
that Sydney is still here.
It was just a blessing or a big reality check,
kinda saying "Don't fuck up."
So, I definitely have to apply that pressure
and show her how much I do care for her.
I just realized what I fucking
was losing.
And there is nothing compared to you.
Yeah.
What am I doing?
Look, I don't know what you were doing, really.
-But I do, now. -Like, I'm too bad for that.
I guess only time will heal.
All right.
-No, I can't tell you enough. -Too good for that.
I can't tell you enough how sorry I am.
For putting you in that position.
I, in my heart, feel better, I feel secure with him.
It's just shitty because he still put me in this situation.
And I'm never going to forget that.
Like, I don't want to hear
how much he thinks he fucked up again.
I'm over the words. I just need the actions.
So, we will just have to see what happens.
Shit's hard to hear that you were cuddling all night.
I know.
And you don't deserve to be put in that position.
But like I'm saying, I went the full extent to try
and be open with someone else and I brought her back
and I still have this much feelings for you.
It is just crazy.
-How's that crazy? -Cause I'm not like this
with anybody else, Sydney.
Not even close.
That's crazy.
[James Davies & Rhett Moir's "Make This Work" playing]
* We can make this last we can make this right *
* We can make this work *
I know what I want and it's right here.
* Said I won't let you hurt *
* Leave you in the dark *
* We can make this work *
I've been saying it a lot, shooting the shits.
Yeah.
Fuck. Do you guys want sandwiches?
I made a grilled cheese earlier.
I'm a nice guy, but fuck
I'm happy you didn't want these sandwiches.
[laughter]
NARRATOR: Phoebe is about to deliver
some shocking news to Bella.
Not "I just ate the last slice of margarita",
it's not that bad.
It's that Chazz kissed her
and didn't let Bella know.
What's up, baby?
So, we kissed.
-Oh, you did. -Mmhmm.
What happened?
We were just, like, talking there for mad long
and we kissed.
There's definitely a connection.
Okay.
-What's good? -How's it going?
Let's go talk.
Let's go-- let's go talk.
Like I already know what you are going to tell me.
-I already know. -Do you?
-I already told her. -I already found out.
-I already know, yeah. -She's my best friend.
Yeah. I was about to come out and tell her right now.
I appreciate her for pulling me aside and telling me,
and them exploring the connection
but also I have, like, my guard up.
Because like I said, I'm not looking like
Bobo the fool up in here, absolutely not.
***
NARRATOR: Finding out that Chazz kissed Phoebe
left Bella feeling sick to the stomach.
So, Joel's got a message for her.
Get welder soon.
-Ah. Man. Well. -Well.
So where are you from in Massachusetts?
I'm from Massachusetts, Western Mass.
-Okay. -Mass Hall for life.
-Okay. Okay. -Yeah. Born and raised there.
Just bought my grandmother's old house.
-Oh, that's sweet. -Yeah.
-That's nice. -So I got my forever home there.
It's actually the house that my dad grew up in.
-Wow, oh I love that. -Yeah.
So there's a lot of family ties there.
I'm dating for marriage now.
I'm not looking to just fool around anymore, you know?
I really want to find someone and settle down.
I am, like, young.
But I am, like, dating to marry.
-Absolutely. -I don't want to like--
I don't like jumping around from people to people.
Like, I genuinely want somebody, like, to have,
like to bring around my family.
Like to be with for a really, really long time.
Like I always say, I want a best friend and a lover.
Those are all really, really great things.
That's really great to hear.
Bella out of left field, pulled me aside.
And we had really, really good conversation.
She kind of blew me away.
She was just super easy to talk to.
So, I'm excited to get to explore that a little bit more.
-What sign are you? -Taurus.
Shut up.
-That's my best sign. -Fine, I won't talk anymore.
Sealed. When's your birthday?
-May 3rd. -May 3rd? Okay.
-Mine's June 25th. I'm a cancer. -Okay.
Cancer and Taurus, that's like good.
-Is it? -Yeah.
-All right. -You are an earth sign.
You are very, like, down to earth.
I show a lot of emotion. I wear my heart on my sleeve.
-Same. I do too. -I'm a hopeless romantic.
-So, you know I'm all in. -Same. Yeah.
I feel really good about the conversation
and the energy between me and Joel.
I'm not going to get too excited yet.
I got too excited over the connection me and Chazz had
and look where that's fucking going right now.
But, yeah, I definitely feel good at the possible connection
that Joel and me could have, for sure.
[Alesso & Marshmello's "Chasing Stars" playing]
* It was just like magic when your hips came crashing *
* There were fires burning *
* And my hands learning to paint with passion *
Kat, are you sleeping with Jared in the day bed?
-Yeah. -With Jared I'm like,
"Ah, I can't get enough."
* We were chasing stars *
* Across the county lines *
* Two imperfect pieces *
* With our finger intertwined *
I really want to see
what Chazz is going to do in the next--
-I do too. -day or two.
-The math ain't mathing. -The math is not mathing.
How's your first night?
-Good. -How you feeling?
Feeling great!
You know, I really, really like you.
-Do you? -Yes.
-Unexpected. Am I? -Yeah.
* We were chasing stars *
* Across the county line *
* Two imperfect pieces *
* With our fingers intertwined *
* And I would do it all again *
* Knowing I'd be left behind *
* Oh, what a time *
* Back when you were mine *
-Goodnight. -Goodnight.
***
* Back when you were mine *
* Back when you were mine*
* Oh, we were chasing stars *
* Back when you were mine *
[Animal Island's "It's Our Time" playing]
* The sun is rising leads us right back home *
NARRATOR: Last night, welder Joel made
an impressive entrance.
It was a rod iron gate,
with a steel based plate and copper and lace.
It's absolutely lovely.
But the guy ain't cheap.
* It's our time *
* Look how we shine *
Look at Zeta making half of the bed.
[lips smacking]
Morning, Phoebe. How are you?
Morning.
How did you sleep?
Pretty awful, but that's okay.
My mind was just racing the entire night, so--
-So, you told Bella? -Told her what, bro?
-About Phoebe. -Yes, bro.
And she don't care?
[both laughing]
* Look how we shine *
* Look how we shine 'cause it's our time *
Now it's exciting because Joel's new.
Yo, I think he's hot.
How was your and Joel's cuddle?
Looks like you were hitting it off.
It was, like, going really well.
But I'm not going to, like, get too excited about it.
Oh, but you're with Chazz.
I kind of was just like not that into it.
Like when I got into bed--
'cause Phoebe pulled me aside and, like, told me.
-Yeah, I kissed him last night. -Yes.
How was it?
It was good.
Did you feel sparks?
I think so. Yeah.
-Damn. -It was really good.
Uh-oh.
There was a lot of things that Isaiah didn't give me
that Phoebe deserves.
So, now I'm going for Chazz because I do see things in him
that are compatible with what I need in a guy.
NARRATOR: Okay. Slightly embarrassing.
There has been a mix up with the scripts
and Timmy's wound up with Bella's.
Hopefully no one notices.
I do, you know, want to give my all to Bella.
I'm Bella. Tell me how you feel about me.
All right, Bella.
After having that kiss with Phoebe.
That kind of ruled things out for me and Phoebe.
And, you know, I really want to continue
to go on this journey with you.
And you know, I have been--
You feel like you're the man or something?
[both laughing]
You're feeling real nice, aren't you?
Hey man, I can't complain about it.
Seriously, what do you feel?
Okay, Bella.
I really want to lock in on you,
give you my full attention.
And see where things can go because, you know,
I really do like you.
I have been talking to multiple women
and, you know, I did come to the conclusion
where, like, you are the one.
I'm feeling Bella more than Phoebe right now
just because, you know, I definitely do have
more of a physical attraction to Bella.
You really kinda swept me off my feet last night.
-Oh, really? -We had really, really,
really amazing conversation last night.
It was super easy, and it flowed.
So, I just want to keep talking to you more.
-Yeah. I'm glad you pulled me. -Yeah. Yeah.
I definitely have feelings for Chazz, but, yeah.
You definitely caught my eye for sure, when you walked in.
I was like, "He's cute."
But you are, like, my type. I love, like, dark features.
-Yeah. Yeah. -Your eyes are really pretty.
I definitely do have a strong attraction to Joel.
Here on Love Island, we are here to explore options
and connections and see, you know,
who is meant to be with who.
So, I'm open to seeing
where that possible connection could go.
-You're beautiful. -Thank you. I appreciate it.
No, you are really good looking, I will say.
-Thank you. -Yeah.
Yeah, Bella has taken some hits for you, bro.
I'm just being real.
Potentially you might have
overextended Bella's understanding.
I don't think any more juggling--
Entertaining conversations and shit.
-...will do you justice, bro. -Yeah.
Would you be okay if you just locked it in with Bella?
I'd be more than okay. Yeah.
Can I-- can I kiss you?
Sure. [giggles]
[NineOneOne's "Burn Me Down" playing]
* Burn me burn me, burn me down *
So, I shouldn't entertain female--
-At all. -At all.
Bro, but you see how she be pulling me--
You ever heard of the Garden Of Eden?
-Yeah. -Luring him in for the fruit.
-Yes, bro. -It happened before, bro.
I definitely have had my fair share
of getting to know these women
and figure out where my head is at
in terms of who I'm feeling.
But it's kind of time that I had a talk with Bella,
and let her know that I want to lock in with her
and give her my all.
* Burn me burn me, burn me down *
NARRATOR: Coming up.
* I'm a new world champion *
-Ah, fuck. -Pie face.
Oh.
***
* Now, clean your whole plate *
* Nothing left behind *
#Piesiah.
* I said what I said *
[Love Island theme song plays]
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
Bella is talking to Chanse.
I love Chanse.
But she never finishes her--
Um, um--
What are you-- what's like your--
No, you didn't.
So, no one really knows.
I'm like, "Oh fuck. Like, I have to tell Chazz."
-[cellphone chiming] -Oh, my god.
I got a text.
[Islanders screaming]
Oh, no.
[Islanders screaming]
Oh, my God!
You can't be serious.
NARRATOR: Yup. It's time for Snog, Marry, Pie.
Where the Islanders reveal who they want to Snog, Marry or Pie.
I'd avoid eating the pies today, guys.
Sydney polished off all the cream,
so we're just using my shaving foam.
Anyway, Timmy's up first.
He loves having power, don't he?
I'm gonna snog this girl
because I know my girl going to enjoy this.
Oh.
Low risk, high reward.
That's my girl.
And if anyone is going to be kissing him,
I'd rather it be her than someone else.
So, yeah. I was very okay with that.
I’m gonna marry this girl because she helped me see
what I haven’t saw before.
-Amen. -[taps hands]
She made me feel what I never felt before.
Amen.
I planted a seed
and it spouted more.
-Amen. -[clapping]
He’s just one of a kind, ain’t he?
Baby Z...
will you marry me?
-Ooh! -[cheering and clapping]
I will Timmy Tim.
And I love when he calls me Baby Z.
It’s just-- My mum calls me that.
I’mma pie this girl because--
I get it, she had to make a decision, right?
But it just kind of rub me the wrong way
‘cause I know my boy and what he stand for.
[Henry Parsley and Moritz Bernhard's “Back Pocket” plays]
Pie face!
-Oh! -[clapping]
You know, my boys have my back, man.
They see, I was really going through with it
and seeing her with another guy at Casa Amor.
Well, the cream actually tasted pretty good.
NARRATOR: Next to go is Chad.
I’mma snog this girl because she’s got some drip.
-Yeah! -[cheering and clapping]
That’s hot.
This person shows some wifey shit.
She kisses me a lot. I like that.
-Will you marry me? -Yes.
-Ooh! -[clapping]
I’m always for the boys. Got to be.
Oh my God!
-[cheering and clapping] -[screaming]
Chad wasn’t even in Casa Amor with the boys.
I helped Courtney convince her to bring you here
so you should be thanking me, Chad.
[sneezing]
-Sorry, but-- -Bless you!
I got whipped cream in my nose.
NARRATOR: Up next is Jesse.
I feel like this girl
she has every quality I look for in a woman.
Deborah Carol Chubb...
you giving me a Chubb.
[laughing]
Now, would you do me the honors
of letting me marry you today?
-Yes. -Thank you.
* She looks and she knows it *
* Real class and she owns it *
* She knows where she’s going *
* My mind on the running *
NARRATOR: It’s Jeff’s turn to Snog, Marry, Pie.
This girl I’mma snug today--
-[laughing] -Snog!
-Snug! Snog! -Snog!
Uh, snu-- snug, snog, is all the same shit, bro.
* I got one two girls who believe in me *
* [indistinct] *
I think this girl is a beautiful woman.
She my yin and yang.
-Oh! -Ooh!
Will you fucking marry me?
-Duh! -[laughing]
[cheering and clapping]
Now--
* Now, wow so, so, so real *
NARRATOR: Jared is up next.
I want my feline dime.
So Kat, will you be mine?
Oh!
[cheering and clapping]
I came to Love Island
to just find a connection.
* She got the last four digits [indistinct] *
And I did.
And don’t fuck with my boy Jesse.
[screaming]
Whatever, happy to be pied as long as I can kiss Jesse.
[laughing]
She doesn’t deserve all those pies, man.
I wish I could have taken them for her.
* That’s right I own it [indistinct] *
NARRATOR: Next is Chazz.
Ooh! This one’s gonna be juicy.
I would like to snog this girl
simply because she’s very beautiful.
[cheering and clapping]
This one was easy to decide.
I definitely have strong feelings for this girl.
Beautiful Bella, baby, will you be mine?
-Yay! -Ooh!
[cheering and clapping]
I don’t-- I didn’t understand that.
It was a full ass opportunity for him to like kiss me
and he kinda like fucked that one up.
NARRATOR: Isaiah is up next.
* Uh, let’s go *
Marriage is a serious thing y’all.
The girl I would like to marry...
is someone unique.
She definitely makes me feel some type of way.
She makes me smile.
Time stops.
-Sydney. -Oh!
-Will you marry me? -Yeah.
-Oh! -That’s sweet.
[clapping]
If Isaiah proposed to me right now in the real world,
I would have said no
because of everything that’s happened.
But I did really like his speech.
It was-- it was cute. It made me smile.
-Oh! -Yes.
-[clapping] -So cute.
NARRATOR: Last up for the guys is Joel.
You know, I’ve only been here a short while...
and these guys probably don’t know this,
but I can’t freestyle.
-[laughing] -So, I’m not even gonna try.
[laughing]
But this girl,
she’s beautiful...
and she had my eye from the jump.
-Uh! -[cheering and clapping]
[Selectracks's “Everybody Here Get Up”]
Joel’s a good kisser.
New boy's got some moves so, you know,
I might have to go in for another one.
[scoffs]
Am I that girl?
Now the girl I want to marry,
the conversations have been endless.
The voice of an angel
and we had our first kiss today.
So--
[Altitude Music's "Partiee" playing]
Miss Bella...
will you marry me?
[cheering and clapping]
Holy shit!
I definitely do have a strong attraction to Joel.
Things get messy, things get saucy so--
-[sniffs] -Yeah.
[laughing]
[cheering and clapping]
Oh fuck, man.
So fucking not cool at all.
Hey, this is a moment where I gotta teach Joel
how the fuck shit goes in here.
[Love Island theme song]
[Love Island theme song playing]
[Taki Waki's “Check This Out”]
* Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check this out *
NARRATOR: Welcome back to “Love Island USA.”
If you’re just joining us,
the Islanders are playing Snog, Marry and Pie.
It’s the girls’ turn now
and Deb is first up to the plate.
I would mostly like to pie this boy
because he hurt my best friend!
[cheering and clapping]
Deb, oh yay!
Isaiah just got pie after pie, after pie
and he deserved it.
Hopefully this slaps him in the face and, you know,
he’s like, “You know what, I can do a little bit better.
"Why not?”
I-- I will take
a Three-peat to the face for you.
-Who is the clown now? -[laughing]
-Oh, shit! -[clapping]
I mean, I was definitely expecting
to get some pies to the face.
A man’s gotta get some shit
for how-- how he treated his girl for sure.
* You gotta see it’s all *
I’m excited to do this one.
I thought I was gonna get a chance
and some well-deserved revenge up in here.
-[laughing] -[cheering and clapping]
* Ch-check this out *
I saw the pie from Chanse coming from a mile away.
I get it.
I pied her for real so she pied me.
* You gotta check it out *
Tastes good?
NARRATOR: It’s time for Kat
to Snog, Marry and Pie.
We came in together.
I could really see us
leaving together as well.
Oh!
So Jared...
will you marry me?
-Of course. -Oh, yeah!
[The K!X's “I Like It, I Like It”]
* One touch I’m feeling The buzz *
* That shit give me a rush and I never ever give it up *
NARRATOR: It’s time for the Kat to serve up some cream.
So I would like to pie this guy.
He’s telling one girl one thing
and telling another girl the same one thing.
Ooh!
[cheering and clapping]
* I-- I-- I like it *
You have experienced that my intentions were pure
when you came in
and I tried to show that to you.
It just wasn’t enough for you
so guess we can agree to disagree.
NARRATOR: Phoebe is next to go.
I wanna snog this boy
because I like looking at him.
So I want you to get on the ground on your back.
* I got one thing on my mind *
-Oh! -[clapping]
* Too late I just crossed the line *
* But I’m feeling good and looking fine *
I do feel something brewing between Phoebe and Chad.
High-five!
And Courtney can, "That’s hot," it all she wants
but I will be looking.
I know we just met but you’re fucking hot.
* Can’t stop 'til I get enough *
So Joel,
would you do me the honor and marry me?
I’d be honored.
-Oh! -[clapping]
I would like to pie this boy
because I don’t like being played.
* I like it *
-#Piesiah. -[giggling]
NARRATOR: Nadjha’s next.
Me and this guy have had her ups and downs.
-So Jeff-- -What’s up?
-Will you marry me? -Of course, baby.
[laughing]
[cheering and clapping]
That’s my baby, man.
She definitely do something to me, bro.
I just hope she feel the same way.
You feel me? So.
* I’m thirsty *
-Oh! -[clapping]
I just wanna give a huge shout out
to all six of my best friends for pieing Isaiah in the face.
That warmed my heart
each and every time one of them pied him.
I have it on repeat in my mind.
* I like it *
NARRATOR: Now it’s Bella’s turn.
I love the way he kisses.
It felt really good earlier
so I’d love to do it again.
Uh!
* She looks good and she knows it *
* Real class and she owns it *
* She knows where she’s going *
So that’s really good connection with this boy and--
[sighs]
I felt the connection growing, you know?
But apparently my other girlfriends
felt the connection growing as well.
-Ooh! -Fuck that shit!
And girls talk.
* Whoa, yep *
[cheering and clapping]
NARRATOR: Sydney’s the last girl to go.
After becoming recently single
I’ve learned what I want out a man.
This man could be a great mentor
for some of the other Islanders in this villa...
and he treats his girl with respect
even when she’s not around.
So Jesse, will you marry me?
Yeah.
* Got guys that are waiting in line *
* Won’t sleep 'til the day she’s mine *
There we go.
* I need to fly *
Before Casa Amor,
I felt really good
in my relationship with this Islander...
but it turns out
I may have been inhaling bullshit.
Not only did this boy...
make me look like a fucking clown...
but baby, you really let me down.
* Go girl I’m so high on the moon *
After today, we can start to bury the hatchet,
although he won’t truly be out of the doghouse
until we’re back coupled together
because I’m still single as fuck.
Like damn!
* She’s got the power that I need to fly up *
NARRATOR: If one episode isn’t enough,
you need “Previously On,"
the official “Love Island USA” podcast
with Matthew Hoffman.
It drops literally,
like literally, literally right after every show.
Watch the show and listen to the podcast.
Show, podcast. Got it? Good.
Overflowing with hot tea from dumped Islanders,
former Islanders and muchos, muchosspecial guests.
Drop it like it’s hot because it is,
every night on all podcast platforms.
[Love Island theme song]
NARRATOR: Welcome back to “Love Island USA”.
The Islanders are getting ready for another big night
and Isaiah’s not getting outta the shower anytime soon.
That man has whipped cream lodged in places
even his mother couldn’t love.
[Stan Don Mars's Rhythm of You”]
* I got my eyes on you *
* I won’t deny the truth *
Like I do have like an attraction to Joel.
So I’m like, just like, fuck!
[laughing]
* That’s not a remedy *
* There’s no way I’m getting over you *
Bro, I think there’s something gonna happen tonight for sure.
You sure?
Hell yeah.
* You’re something special *
* That the world has never seen *
* The world is playing the music *
* And we move to the beat *
They say all is fair in love and war,
to the stories we have, whether they be sweet dreams
or beautiful nightmares.
[crosstalk]
NARRATOR: Bella wants a word with Chazz.
Well, she better get her move on,
he’s a very busy man.
After his 9:00 PM flirt with Chanse,
he’s got Phoebe scheduled in for a snog at 10 past.
How are you feeling after the challenge?
I’m feeling-- I’m feeling all right.
You know, it was, uh, it was a surprise to hear
about the kiss they all shared.
Yeah. I wanted to tell you and be honest and upfront
that I, you know, obviously do feel,
uh, a connection with Joel.
-Uh-huh. -Um, and I’m definitely
willing to explore that more with him--
-Uh-huh. -Um, and that’s what
I just told him.
Obviously like with us, like I did,
you know, feel like a really strong connection,
but for me, it’s something with Joel
I feel like a bit...
more with.
I feel like it’s more like genuine and authentic for me.
Um, and yeah,
I just wanna-- I wanted to just tell you that.
Yeah. I mean, it’s all good.
I don’t really have any ill will towards you.
-Hmm. Thank you. -So, yeah.
I’m glad you don’t hate my guts.
-Not at all. -I'm glad you don't.
That's the last thing I would ever, ever want.
I felt a little betrayed,
but I knew the situation I was in
was a little sticky so happy for her and all.
But, you know, I didn’t even see that coming.
NARRATOR: Someone call the fire brigade.
There’s a Kat stuck up a tree...
house talking to Jared.
Ops! Sorry. Now I’ve overreacted.
Yeah, I do care about you.
I care about you.
I feel very happy so--
[laughing]
You know, I-- I came in here to-- to find the connection.
I didn’t really expect anything at all.
I’m happy that I did.
I know, you were right in front of me, you know?
* I’ll run with you into the night *
Well, like we said, you know, things happen for a reason.
-Yeah. -You know, one way or another...
things fall in line where they’re supposed to be.
I think we’re kind of pushing, you know,
barriers between the both of us and I, you know,
really wanna see where things go and let this, uh,
flower blossom between Kat and I.
* I’ve got to have you *
Jared, he’s such a great guy.
He is such a good heart and he’s fucking sexy.
I’m just happy that I finally found
like the start of what I...
could possibly turn into something,
you know, even greater.
[ominous instrumental]
NARRATOR: There’s another girl heading for the villa.
Chazz will be happy.
His diary is already chocker.
Don’t worry Chazz, this lady is strictly here on business.
All hail the queen of Love Island,
Sarah Hyland.
* I’ve got your hands tied *
* Run a little faster no you can’t hide *
* I’m coming after you all night *
* It’s a fair game in the wild *
* She should have known that everyone’s faking *
[screaming]
* I'm built of concrete *
* You better be hating the world *
-Oh! -Hello, Islanders.
-Oh shit! -No!
-Oh no! -What the hell?
Can you all please join me at the fire pit?
* No gods to pray to *
It’s not good. It’s not good.
***
* It’s a fair game in the wild *
Well, Islanders, I am sure
you’re all wondering why I’m here.
[sighs]
America has been voting for their favorite couple.
[Ely Eira's “Come Alive”]
* Gotta make it out *
* Thoughts are getting louder *
* A new day is breaking *
The couples you are in now
reflect the choices you have made
since Casa Amor began.
The couples with the fewest votes
risk being dumped from the island tonight.
* And I run with the wind *
* The sky is coming closer *
* Got a feeling within *
* I'll be starting over *
Sydney, Joel and Kat,
as you were single,
you were not included in the vote...
* Come alive, come alive *
and you are therefore safe.
Congratulations.
[clapping]
* Come alive, come alive *
* Come alive *
Can all of the couples stand up, please?
Oh!
* I’m out in the open *
I am now going to reveal
the top four couples
who are safe and will continue their stay
on Love Island.
In no particular order.
* Come alive, come alive *
The first couple safe is...
[ominous instrumental]
***
Phoebe and Isaiah.
[clapping]
* That's when I come alive, come alive *
* Come alive, come alive *
* It is what it is *
* The earth’s gonna spin *
The next couple staying in the villa is...
* Mmm *
* This is for the ones we lost *
* Promise we'll do better *
Zeta and Timmy.
* How do I even go *
* It’s harder *
Congratulations, you two.
* Hold on to each other *
* Hold on *
The third couple safe is...
* All we can do *
* All we can do all we can do *
Nadjha and Jeff.
* All we can do *
[clapping]
* Is hold on *
That’s right!
Congratulations, you two.
-Right. -[giggling]
[upbeat piano music]
The fourth couple saved by America is...
* [indistinct] *
* But this here and now *
* And my heart keeps growing stronger *
Deb and Jesse.
* 'Cause I don’t know how to lose you *
* I don’t know how to lose you *
Can we make out now?
I know. I’ve been watching.
* Uh-uh *
* I don’t know how to lose you *
Bella and Chazz,
Chanse and Jared
and Courtney and Chad,
please come and join me.
[sorrowful piano music]
***
Chanse and Jared.
Courtney and Chad.
Bella and Chazz.
You have received the fewest votes from the public.
Only one more couple is safe.
[ominous instrumental]
***
The other two couples...
will leave the villa...
immediately.
-Wow! -Uh!
-[gasps] -[sighs]
***
* This is not fair *
[Love Island theme song]
[classical instrumentals]
Chanse and Jared.
Courtney and Chad.
Bella and Chazz.
You have received the fewest votes from the public.
Only one more couple is safe.
The other two couples will leave the villa...
immediately.
[Astyria's “The Games We Play”]
* Chaos unfold *
* To changing of tides *
* Heaven and earth *
* Burning skies *
The final couple saved by America
and staying in the villa is...
* Jumping off the edge *
* Will we survive *
Courtney and Chad.
* If we're going down *
* We're going down in flames *
* If we're going down *
* We're going down all the way *
* These are the games we play *
You can go and sit down. Congratulations.
***
I wish I had been the one.
So Bella and Chazz...
and Chanse and Jared,
you have received the fewest votes
and your time on Love Island is over.
-Oh God! -[sobbing]
And I’m very happy to have met you
and Phoebe like, so thank you.
***
Um...
I don’t know if this is a good time,
but I think we all know on that note...
I won’t be staying here.
[Lily More's “God Only Knows”]
Oh!
-[clapping] -Kitty Kat.
* God only knows what *
* I'd be without you *
Uh!
I found what I came here for.
-[cheering and clapping] -[laughing]
Well, Bella and Chazz, Chanse and Jared,
thank you so much.
Kat, thank you so much.
It is time to say your goodbyes.
And the rest of you, I will see you very soon.
Goodbye. Bye guys.
* God only knows what I'd be *
* Yeah *
* God only knows *
* What I'd be *
* Without you *
NARRATOR: Tomorrow night...
guess who's...
back.
***
[music ends]