***
NARRATOR: Previously on "Love Island USA."
* Oh, oh, oh, oh *
Let's play "Let's Face It."
NARRATOR: Your tweets...
Oh!
So, the full tweet is...
"Blank is faking it with blank."
Oh! That is fucked up!
NARRATOR: ...shook the Villa.
"It must suck for Sydney
"to find out Isaiah was comparing her
"to Phoebe's natural beauty."
[sighs] Oh, my fucking God, bro!
* If what you do to me You got me like *
I mean, for him to sit out there and get annoyed at me.
-Did he? -Did he?
He was like all pissed.
I just don't know how to, like, go forward.
***
NARRATOR: Tonight...
the Islanders get hands on.
-This is hard. -[laughing]
-Got it? -Yeah.
Who doesn't wanna mold a giant wiener?
-Roll it like a pizza. -[exclaiming]
-Yeah, there you go. -Oh, that is huge.
Damn, Joel! That's nice.
-Nice cock, Joel. -Nice cock!
-Nice cock, kid. -Hell of a cock, guy.
Thanks.
May the best cock win.
NARRATOR: And one couple
ratchets up the romance.
I think something will go down today.
I'm just not sure what it was.
***
[MARG's "Think You Like It When I'm Gone" playing]
* Think you like it when I'm gone *
NARRATOR: Welcome to "Love Island, USA."
* Dropped your two cents on the ground *
* When I walked out *
* What's the use in holding on? *
Mind going to the balcony?
-Sure. -Okay.
NARRATOR: After Isaiah's natural beauty comments
upset Sydney,
he's taken her for a chat.
I've told Isaiah to give his foot a clean,
'cause based on previous experience
it might end up in his mouth.
* There's no use in holding on *
* Cut my fingers off Pride got all cut up *
I just don't know how to like go forward.
I could look at it, like, two ways.
I could look at it like,
"That sucked and, like, it's another bump
"and, like, a really bumpy road that we've already had,"
or, "Why do I continuously put up with this?"
Do I, like, end it
before I get even more attached than I already am
and get just hurt again?
[sniffs]
So, I was comparing a lot of good things that you had
to her that she didn't and vice versa.
Like, the comparing shit is, like, a really big turn off...
5especially in a physical way.
[inhales]
I just wanna let you know
I take full ownership and I'm sorry.
[sighs]
Just like, when you like build something with, like, a person
and then they just like, talk, like, badly about you
or say shit, you know?
It's like a stab at the back.
You have every right to feel this way.
I'm so-- I-- I...
Sydney, you mean a lot to me
and I would never be really comparing you to anything else.
-You did though. -I--
In the spur of the moment
because I think I had a little thing with Phoebe.
That-- that's like the only thing
I can really think of why.
And I didn't talk bad about you
but clearly you did.
[Emilia Tarrant's "Honeymoon Phase" playing]
[sobbing] It just hurts.
* I need you like a bloodstream needs a vein *
And it just sucks because I came here
to, like, find my person,
and, like, you think you did
and then-- then this shit just happens
and it's just like...
* I go insane *
I just feel like our, like, special, like, bond
just keeps getting fucking tarnished
and, like, shit on and it's just hard.
Sydney, I still think it is so special.
Sydney, I don't lie to you when I tell you that.
I know you don't.
I did not expect a girl
to be making me feel this way,
like I have in three years.
And I really want you to know that.
Obviously, I did what I did
and I'm feeling like shit.
I've just never had a want to fight for something so much.
My feelings for Sydney are a lot stronger
than I've ever had with anybody else, so...
* Who's liability is it this time? *
* God only knows what's wrong and what's right *
[sniffs]
Why are you crying?
Because I don't wanna see you cry
and it makes me feel like shit.
[sighs]
Do you want a hug?
* So where will the circles end? *
* And when will it all make sense? *
* 'Cause we fight, we cry we hug, we fight again *
[inhales deeply]
* 'Cause I don't wanna let go *
* I don't wanna see us go to waste *
It really showed something to me
that he showed so much emotion
and was, like, fighting for us.
But I don't know.
This is just such a tricky situation for me,
to be honest.
I just need to, like, sleep on everything, I feel like.
* And how will we mend our minds? *
* Goodbye to the grief abide *
And Sydney, I'm telling you right now
but I have a lot more feelings for you than you think.
* No I don't wanna let go *
* I don't want our love to fade to grey *
* The honeymoon phase *
NARRATOR: Timmy is discussing Isaiah with Zeta.
She knows if you make all the dumb comments
you could cause a lot of upset,
or like in my case,
get hired by an American streaming service.
I think Isaiah is just very young
and he's not figured out
that-- that the power of words
and how slowing down to really think about how you say things
can make a huge difference.
He's not there yet,
and that's all he needs to learn
'cause he's got such a heart, honestly.
Yeah. [exhales]
Yeah.
This is gonna be a very hard decision for Sydney
because that's one-- one of the toughest things
for a girl to hear that their partner said.
Like, if he does this again,
that's when she should really be like, "I'm done."
But right now I'm like, "Sydney, it just hurts.
"It hurts extremely bad but you can get over this."
-Mm-hmm. -You know?
Yeah.
It's nice being able to talk to you about everything.
I love hearing what you have to say.
Same.
[laughing]
Let me get in there.
***
NARRATOR: In the "Let's Face It" challenge
someone tweeted that Jesse was faking his emotions
and he's deeply upset about that accusation.
Or is he?
He is. But is he?
How are you feeling?
You know, I definitely wanna talk to you
about this damn game.
Oh, yeah.
You're not emotionally or physically attracted to me.
-Yeah. Yeah. -That's crazy!
Do you feel like that is true in any sense?
[foot tapping]
-No. -Thanks.
[laughing]
That really didn't phase me, honestly.
If you weren't physically and emotionally attracted me,
like, you wouldn't be making the effort that you are.
Well, it kind of bothers me that people think that.
-Yeah. -You know?
But I think-- I really do think
you have, like, reclaimed yourself
versus, like, Casa Amor how everything switched
and you-- your actions do speak louder than words.
One or two tweets about us doesn't define who we are.
I know the emotional connection that we have,
but I do still think I have this, like, wall up
that's protecting me.
Because these tweets are our way of seeing
what people are seeing.
Like there are obviously some truth through the tweets.
I can see the effort you've made
and that's, like, what matters.
So I don't-- I don't care about that stuff.
What they say.
I'm not going to even worry
about what the haters think.
-Yeah. Who cares? -Who cares?
I'm glad you're not worried about it.
I think what we are doing is working.
You know, we do care deeply about each other
and I think that's what matters most.
-Haters will hate. -Haters will hate.
Potatoes will potate.
Yeah. Potatoes will potate. [chuckles]
***
NARRATOR: Phoebe's finally seen off Courtney and Mackenzie
and she knows that right now
nothing will ever, ever persuade her
to let go of her beloved cell phone.
I think verbally is, like, one of my superpowers in life.
I can honestly infiltrate anybody.
Me too.
I think I could even infiltrate you.
-You can't infiltrate me. -I think I could.
Well, maybe you should be a lawyer.
Maybe I should. Maybe--
I'm pre-law. Okay, we're good.
Maybe you should be a lawyer though.
You say you wanna go into management?
-Consulting. -Consulting?
-Yeah. -I guess that's good.
That's just like kind of the same thing,
helping people and shit like that.
Where do you wanna go to law school?
At Michigan?
I mean, Michigan's in the top 10 law schools,
but it would be like, I wanna shoot
for like Harvard, Stanford, Columbia--
-What's your GPA? -In Chicago.
-That's fucking sick. -Yeah.
Good for you.
-Yeah, you know? -That's really dope.
Me and Chad are just so comfortable with each other.
Like, the more we hang out,
the more we just grow more comfortable together
and it feels like he's, like, my bro.
But then at the same time we have, like,
this, like, sexual tension between the two of us,
which is really good.
[smooching]
[Demi Lovato and Marshmello's "OK Not to Be OK" playing]
* Feeling like a drop in the ocean *
* That don't nobody notice *
* Maybe it's all just in your head *
Are you gonna cuddle Isaiah tonight?
I don't know if I'll cuddle him,
but I don't wanna sleep alone.
I'm Phoebe. I wear pants, not dresses.
You guys can't swim. Ha, ha. I can.
* When you're high on emotion *
* And you're losing your focus *
* And you feel too exhausted to pray *
[laughing] Every time she does something weird,
I look at Jeff and I'm like, "She's losing it!"
[laughing]
* It's okay not to be okay *
* When you're down and you feel ashamed *
And you just kiss all my moisturizer off.
Sorry.
* It's okay not to be okay *
Deb, it says a lot.
What?
Demanding,
energetic...
biscuit.
-Not beautiful? -Beautiful.
Demanding, energetic, beautiful.
[laughing]
* No control, it's out of your hands *
-[laughing] -Fuck, bro!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
-Bro, you got the Phoebe. -[laughing]
* All you need is somebody to say *
-Good night. -Good night.
* It's okay not to be okay *
* Don't get lost in the moment *
* Or give up when you're closest *
* All you need is somebody to say *
* It's okay not to be okay *
[Great Scott's "Won't Fall In Line" playing]
* No I'm not gonna take it and I could never fake it *
* I stand alone *
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island, USA."
It's Mackenzie's birthday and she's turning 21.
Isn't that lovely?
She celebrated turning 21
the last time she did this show.
Happy 21st Mackenzie, again.
* We were worked up *
* We are six feet under *
* I feel alive *
-Happy birthday! -Thank you!
Happy birthday!
-Happy birthday! -Thank you, baby.
-Fucking birthday! -Happy birthday!
-Thank you. -It's her fucking birthday!
It's her fucking birthday!
-Yeah. -Is that a birthday dance?
It's her fucking birthday!
I saw Sydney and Isaiah, like, cuddling this morning.
Isaiah looked like he had been crying last night.
* Can't say that I'm broken *
* Or deny undevotion *
* Won't mess around no backing out *
Sydney, do you want this?
-[exclaiming] -[door shuts closed]
What do you want to eat?
Uh, can I actually have toast with, uh, peanut butter on it?
-Okay. Yeah. -Thank you.
-Morning, ladies. -Good morning.
That looks like a good cup of coffee.
I know he is trying.
Like, I don't-- [sighs] I don't know.
Like, why is there so much baggage to us
when we literally met a month ago?
* When we know that we won't get no younger *
* We all fall in line *
So last night, I pretty much just manned up
and just took accountability for all this shit.
Yeah.
I apologize for how I-- I acted during the challenge.
So, you know, it was obviously pretty rough
to be discussing things like that
but it needed to be said.
I was just like, "I would not be trying this hard
"to work things out with you
"if I really did not give a fuck for it."
My old self would very, very easily
just, um, throw shit away.
But I don't know, Sydney just hits different for me
so I just think
that I just had to make it known to her a lot more
and just ultimately try my best to-- to fight for us.
Did you get to chat to Isaiah last night?
-Yeah. He got really emotional. -Did he?
And started crying?
-Did he? -Mm-hmm.
I'm the type of person
where even if I'm being really standoff-ish,
I really want my partner to fight and beg almost.
-Mm-hm. -And he did that.
And then, like, later in bed, he was like,
"When I told you, like, I have strong feelings about you
"and I haven't felt this way in three years,
"I really meant, like, I haven't felt this way ever.
"Like not even towards my last girlfriend.
"I didn't feel this way."
Ooh! Syd, I believe him.
And he cried when he was saying it.
-I believe him. -Yeah.
* I guess it's always meant to be *
* So I'm doing my best *
* At getting you off mind *
* But it's impossible *
I'm gonna be doing-- just doing the best I can
to support her
and I'm hoping we can work through this.
Right. Y'all been through some shit, bro.
And it's some type of shit that you gonna see on the outside
so it's like, y'all doing it in here
it's gonna get y'all ready for, like, other shit to come.
You feel what I'm saying?
I just think it's really good that you've had a chat with him
and you've been honest about your feelings
and you told him, "I'm not going to tolerate that,"
and he's gotten to see, like,
that ain't on comparing people's love.
It's just like, how many times do I have to tell him,
"I'm not gonna tolerate this"?
-Yeah. Well-- -You know?
Well, you have to know he's definitely, like,
this was a massive blessing for him.
[sobbing]
I feel like Isaiah and I,
like, have been through so much shit already.
-Yeah. But babe-- -Like, we can't catch a break.
I don't know if we will survive another obstacle
because we've barely made it through this one.
When you take something so good
and just drag it through a bunch of shit,
like, when it's still so fresh
and you still are able to, like, get out of it,
I don't know.
But it's just sad
because, like, we do really like each other.
I just hate, hate, hate being compared.
I know.
I know that you have insecurities,
but deep down Sydney, you know who the fuck you are.
-Yeah. -I know and I know you know it.
* I'm never gonna be the same *
* I surrender *
* Getting over this is what I'm trying to do *
* But everywhere it's us everything is you *
I love you.
I love you too.
***
NARRATOR: Nadjha is Jeff's Spanish teacher.
My Spanish teacher used to show up at school
dressed like that as well.
Not the smartest movie in Scotland
in the middle of winter.
You ready for your Spanish lesson of the day?
-Yeah. Come on. -Okay. Say--
That means, "You are very pretty."
Tú eres muy bonita
-Yep. -Tú eres muy bonita.
[beat boxing] You are very pretty.
-[laughing] -Let's calm down.
Let's calm down. Let's calm down.
I've been trying to teach Jeff Spanish
but he's really not the best student.
A for effort,
F if we're talking actual skills.
Are you going straight to Cincinnati when we leave here?
-Mm-hmm. -Like, straight there?
-Mm-hmm. -Like you're flying there?
-Mm-hmm. -Hmm.
-Good to know. -Why?
Uh, because it just makes me sad.
Obviously, I know that we're gonna still see each other,
but going from being in here
and seeing you, you know, every morning when I wake up
and spending all my day with you,
that just getting kind of like stripped away in a sense.
-Mm-hmm. -You know what I'm saying?
Like, it takes a lot for me to get attached to someone
but once I'm attached to someone
like, I'm attached to them, you know?
So you're saying you are attached?
-Mm-hmm. -I'm attached to you though.
I love the thought of you.
I love the touch of you.
[laughing]
I hope that both of us really do wanna make it work
'cause I definitely do.
And I just hope he knows I'm falling for him
the way he tells me that he's falling for me.
Baby, I just wanna be in a relationship with you.
-You mean that though? -I mean that shit, bro.
Like, baby, like, I'm ready.
I'm committed.
Like you know how, like, sign a day commit?
-Yeah. -I'm committed, baby.
You promise?
I promise, baby.
I wanna change your name--
What was I gonna say?
-I wanna change your name. -Last name?
I wanna change your last name one day.
You almost had it, you just flipped up.
-I know. -[giggling]
I could see myself down the line with her,
like marrying her, having kids with her and everything.
And I know she'll be a great mom.
That's what I'm really looking for right now.
I know I would give her the world.
[BILLION$' "Heat" playing]
All right.
* We are almost getting *
* Your eyes closing in *
* Feel the heat as it starts to rise *
* In your eyes I'm hypnotized *
You pick. I always pick.
-Can we go to the swing? -Sure.
NARRATOR: As Sydney said,
her and Isaiah have already got baggage.
It's an attractive set
of matching white plastic suitcases
with their names and neon pink letters.
Gorgeous baggage.
What's up?
I just wanna see how you're feeling, how you slept.
I slept good.
Listen, obviously,
like, I still feel like shit about everything.
Instead of you being able to tell me what was said
in order for us to jump over this hurdle,
you couldn't, which sucks.
And you're supposed to be my best friend in here.
Right. And I know that.
And you're the one that keeps hurting me
and I just feel like I, like,
gave so much of myself to you
that I just felt like blatantly disrespected.
I was literally loyal, loyal, loyal,
but it's like, I'm at my wits end.
-You know what I mean? -Yeah.
Like...
Sydney, I just need you to put trust in me.
Yeah, I know-- I know outside the Villa things could work.
* Remember when we met just a like burning fire *
* Oh, you lit me up *
This situation is so hard.
Do you think we went through a lot of shit in here
and, like, we can come out stronger?
I definitely do. Yeah.
And then, it'll make the outside world easier, you know?
I do, I just-- I can only keep telling you.
I've only tried to make things better.
I've only been trying to do everything that I can.
* When all of the waves are ten feet tall *
* I will be there till the storm is through *
* To rescue you *
* If we're falling together *
* Then I'm all in forever *
Sydney, I care for you a lot.
Me too.
So, stop hurting me.
We've just gone through more than any other couple
in this Villa has gone through to be honest.
So many tears and I'm done.
Like, if anything else were to happen at this point...
I would literally just be like, "I'm out."
* If we're falling together *
* Then, I'm all in forever *
***
Oh, y'all playing beer pong?
-Yeah. -Oh, shit.
We are doing tournament style.
-Do you guys want in? -Oh, shit.
-[phone chiming] -Damn.
[gasps] I got a text.
What?
[cheering]
Okay.
"Islanders, it's time to find out who's a grower
"and who's a shower
"in today's challenge, Peacocking.
"#BDE
"#ItsWhatYouDoWithItThatCounts."
Wow.
Are we going to see a whole lot of dicks today?
Peacock.
Let me see your peacock.
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
In today's challenge,
the girls are going to sculpt
what they imagine
their partner's Johnson looks like.
Then the guys will sculpt their own ding a lings.
* Balls hangin' low while I pop A bottle off a yacht *
This is going to be hard.
-Get it? -Yeah.
That's why I laughed.
NARRATOR: After they finished, we'll compare the two efforts.
And the couple
that creates the most similar "sculptures" wins.
[all chanting] Dicks. Dicks. Dicks.
NARRATOR: So, strap yourself in
for five minutes of TV
guaranteed to put the "cock" in "peacock."
Who doesn't want to mold a giant wiener?
I'm starting with the balls
because I feel it needs a proper base.
I'm trying to think
when you put balls in your mouth,
what size is it?
I don't know how to go balls to shaft.
Roll it like a pizza.
I don't know balls size versus shaft size.
I wasn't good at science growing up.
He has really think legs,
I imagine thick legs means thick...
Okay, so maybe I only need this much.
No, I'm just kidding.
My last revenge for Isaiah is making him micro.
Of all the shit that he's put me through,
I definitely wanted his to be the smallest.
Wait, you think Isaiah's going to be mad at me?
Sydney.
Like a little baby penis.
* Never ever fold for a thottie That's an oath *
You can't put that next to Jeff's.
How big is Jeff-- Oh, that is huge.
You know, we touch each other a lot.
It's definitely an educated guess.
I feel like this is pretty accurate.
Yo, that's a great dick.
-Thanks. -You are doing a great job.
-Thanks. -What the hell.
I'm an artist.
* I'm a big bag hunter With the bow *
* She got a big bad dumper Drop it low *
It should be, like, hard to fit in my mouth.
I know we've all felt it.
I actually haven't. That's the joke about it.
You've been with Timmy since day one.
And you haven't felt his ding a ling?
He tries to keep it tamed.
-[laughs] Keeps it tamed. -He keeps it tamed
because he's like,
"Don't play with me, like, if I get started..."
* Balls hangin' low while I pop A bottle off a yacht *
Y'all, this is pretty accurate.
I think it's too long.
I think it's thicker than that.
* Big bag hunter with the bow *
Do you know what, the girls wanted to take it seriously
because boys are so insecure about their penises.
You know, we just didn't want to--
not offend them by just you know,
making it really small.
[chanting] Cock, cock, cock.
NARRATOR: The boys have been doing hands on research
into this subject for years.
And now it's finally their time to make dicks of themselves.
[chanting] Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
We're sculpting dick.
-Big cock. -Cock. Peacock. Dick.
Who else does that?
All right, I'm starting with the balls first.
Coming into this challenge, you had to use your head.
Here we go. All right, that's one ball.
And I put my hard hat on.
Zeta has yet to see my full potential.
I wish I could suck my own cock.
Once again, we are on TV, Chad.
Hey, why not? If I could, I would.
So, I think the Hideaway helps a little bit.
My left is definitely bigger.
My left is bigger than my right too.
I'm a little bit of an artist myself.
I'm a regular Picasso.
[Aloe Blacc's "King Is Born" playing]
* Ain't no one like me I'm a legend, legend, legend *
* Like a bull In a glass house *
Damn, that's nice.
-Nice, cock. -Nice, cock, kid.
Hell of cock, guys.
The head's going to be the hardest part.
The world going to know how I got my name today, bro.
I'm telling you that much.
I did over exaggerate on the curvature.
It's curved, so my dick can be---
* I'm a bad, bad man *
* Ain't no one like me *
That's perfect, bro.
Thank you. Shit.
Don't grab my cock.
It's not for you.
I've done some glass blowing, some welding,
I've done a lot of pottery as well.
May the best cock win.
I don't have that much time. Where's your dick?
I don't really want to lie about my size.
You know, I think it is just false hope
out there for these girls.
-False advertisement. -It's false advertisement
if I lied about my size, right?
Let's see yours, Chad.
-Chad, what the fuck? -Wow.
Short. Thick.
Nice and strong.
Wow, I like the head and I like the slit.
The slit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Some R2D2 looking shit. -Yeah.
* I'm a legend, legend, legend A king is born *
NARRATOR: Now, the moment the world of "Love Island"
and mixed competitive barbequing collide.
It's time for the boys and girls
to compare their chipolatas.
Let's see the cocks.
Let's show this guy.
Wow.
[exclaiming in excitement]
-Wow. -Is that a chode?
Some people call me Chad. Some people call me Chode.
How accurate was mine?
I wouldn't say I'm necessarily that well-endowed,
but I've definitely never had any complaints.
-Jesse. -Wow.
-Why? -Look at that cock.
You're so boring.
I really hope this doesn't effect our relationship.
Looks like a vagina.
Like an ugly one.
I thought we were doing it serious.
No, this is very serious.
So, Deb, what you been feeling at night
-really ain't-- -It was right.
It is an anaconda. He has an anaconda.
I just really hope she understands
that size doesn't matter.
It's all about the ocean and the motion.
-The motion of the ocean. -The motion and the ocean.
* [indistinct] *
-Wow. -What the hell?
You have a Captain Hook penis?
Timmy swerve.
One may ask how I got the name.
And I would say I have a little bit
of curvature to the cock.
And if you did happen to tilt it up,
you would see the whole thing.
-Wow. -I got a bit scared
thinking, "Is this an accurate depiction
"of what's going on there?"
-Yeah? -Yeah.
All right.
You can get two hands on it for sure.
-Yes. -Yes.
Good job! Pretty good.
That's not bad.
It was a little weird.
You really sculpted it.
I like art.
Yeah, the balls and everything, man.
They look just right.
That might be exact.
Wow.
***
Right there.
Bro?
I wish.
Wow.
-Where did you get those? -Are those balls?
Balls are not that big.
Your balls look really good.
They were blue.
Thanks.
-Good job. -Good job.
Nice cock.
-I don't know, bro. -It's strange.
You have to consider the detail.
I drew veins.
I think I'm going to have to say Jeff and Nadjha
-because of the size. -Look, even the girth.
The girth and the size.
Absolute perfection.
Okay, Jeff and Nadjha.
[all cheering]
What you saw out there is accurate.
-Maybe. -It's pretty accurate.
That's all I can say about that, yeah.
-So, I've seen it. -Yeah.
NARRATOR: Jeff and Nadjha win.
Although in this game, we're all wieners.
And their masterpieces will be mounted on a blot
in the Gherkin-nheim Museum.
Yes.
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island, USA."
After weeks of ups and downs with Sydney and Isaiah,
the time has finally come for the waiter
to step up to the plate.
Waiter. Plate. Is this thing on?
Oh. Oh. Are you all right, bro?
That's me, bro.
All right.
What's the game?
So, tonight's going to be a big night for me.
I'm been planning some shit on the side.
I really am invested with Syd.
Really am willing to man the fuck up
and be the man that I should be for her.
And I also wanted you to help me
making Sydney my girlfriend.
-Wow. -Let's go.
When do you plan on popping the question?
So, like, after supper, a little bit.
I'm a sous chef. I could mix some shit up.
Sauce it up a little bit.
We're here for everything you need.
The steaks, placement on the plate, everything, bro.
So, what should a three line poem be before I say,
"Sydney would you be my girlfriend?"
I say, start off the line, start with the food,
you could just be just like
Look, steak, something cake
But this feels more than just a date.
Boom.
Steak
A little bit Of strawberries
and whipped cream on your plate.
This is more than just a date
-Okay. -Yeah.
They have been through so much.
So many things could have made them break off.
But, they are here and I just hope
Sydney receives everything Isaiah's putting out.
Tonight's the night
where love will be served on a platter.
-You nervous? -Of course, I'm nervous, bro.
-Don't fuck it up. -Yeah.
This is a big day.
-Come man. -Let's cock-a-doodle-doo.
Cock-A-Doodle-Doo.
Word.
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NARRATOR: With dinner sorted,
Isaiah is recruiting resident nanny, Zeta,
to babysit Sydney.
Perfect, Zeta will have her changed bottom done by six.
[imitating Isaiah] Oh, hi, Zeta.
-Hi. -What's up, Zeta?
-How are you, Isaiah? -Good.
-What are you doing here? -Tonight, I need you to help.
I'm making it official with Sydney, so--
[Zeta gasps]
So, what are you doing?
-You making her dinner? -Yeah.
She's going to be buzzing.
So, you're going to have to keep her busy in here.
-I don't know how. -Okay. In here?
Sydney? In here?
Syd, she hates sitting in the dressing room
when she's fully done
and it's time to get ready and go.
It just going to be distraction Z.
***
-Are you excited? -I'm nervous.
-I know. -And I have a little poem
-Do you? -that I wrote out.
I'm so proud of you.
But, you're gonna have to be my help.
My little boy's all grown up.
It does not take a village to ask someone
to be my girlfriend, but I feel like just having
some people that I trust in to help me out
with this process, I'm nervous.
Send prayers that nothing goes wrong.
Need a code knock.
[Zeta knocking on desk]
-That's hard. -Is it?
Three and two.
-[Isaiah knocking on desk] -Uh, Isaiah.
That's too hard. Let's just do something simple.
-No! -[Zeta knocking on desk]
-Okay. -[Isaiah knocking on desk]
No, see? That's just too much.
-Okay, you white boy. -It's too much.
-Just a simple. -Okay, okay.
You show me what you can do.
[Isaiah knocking on desk]
[Zeta imitating the knocking]
Yeah.
-[Zeta knocking on desk] -Yes.
-Okay. -That's solid.
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[THE KIND's "Love On Me" playing]
* Put your love on me *
* You're everything I need *
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
To pull off his secret proposal to Sydney,
Isaiah has recruited the Islanders to help out.
It's the perfect plan
except Isaiah has recruited the Islanders to help out.
* Put your love on me *
All right, we got to get this shit rolling.
Come on, man.
* You could spend tonight *
I think something will go down tonight,
I'm just not sure of what.
What do you think will go down tonight, Sydney?
Maybe all the Islanders
that have gone home are going to come back.
And we are all going to bake a cake and be happy.
* Put your love on me *
In the kitchen we need a pan but don't panic, all right?
Actually, where is the pan?
-Shit. -Shit.
-Oh, wait, right here.
Ah, yeah.
* Put your love on me *
* You're everything I need *
* Not a-- not alone *
I'm definitely excited.
Definitely super nervous.
I'm glad that you all could help me out.
Yeah, man. This is very special, man.
* You could spend tonight *
* Being by my side *
* Don't wanna be alone *
I was really like "I don't know."
I'm very loyal up until a certain point
then I literally check out.
How happy we will be at the end of this night?
Hey, man, I'd be going, "I woke up a single man,
"I'd be going to bed a-- not a single man, bro."
Everyone is like, "My gut tells me."
I'm like, "What does mine tell me?"
I'm like--
-Do you not know? -No, I never know.
* Put your love on me *
Get this bitcharoni out.
[indistinct]
It's really hot. It's really hot.
What's the knock again?
One, three, two.
***
Yeah.
You all look fire.
Will you do my hair, Phoebe?
It's everything I wanted and more.
Oh, good work, Top Chef.
Good work.
* Put your love on me *
Thank you, guys, so much.
-Love you. -Love you all.
-Love you too, bro. -Knock this shit out, bro.
Appreciate you.
Knock this shit out of the park.
-Do the honors, bro. -I got you right now.
***
Thank you, Phoebe. I love it.
Yay.
Phoebe.
Yes.
[knocking code on door]
Oh, yeah.
What kind of knock is that?
***
I am really nervous.
This is a huge fucking moment,
where I'll be showing Sydney that she is my everything.
Syd? You want to come with me?
Yeah. Where are we going?
Let's go on a trip.
-Hello, Sydney. -What's going on?
I'll be your butler for tonight.
-I'm so scared. -Follow me.
-Thank you, Zeta. -Butler Timmy.
Yes, so, you have a very eventful night
-ahead of you. -I do?
Yes, you do.
Wait, what?
We'll stand right here.
Your boy Isaiah, has planned a very special night for you.
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
He put all of this together with some help
from the barbecue boys.
-Oh, my God. -So, all you have to do
is follow the rose petals.
It will lead you up to something special.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to cry.
After you.
[Avenue Beat's "Just the Two of Us" playing]
* And the beauty of it all *
* Is when the sun Comes shining through *
This is so cute.
Okay, guys, come on, let's go.
All right, let's go.
You match the roses babe.
It's so beautiful.
* Good things Might come to those who wait *
* But not for those Who wait too late *
* We gotta go for all we know *
I'm scared.
* To make Those rainbows in my mind *
* When I think Of you sometimes *
* And I want to spend Some time with you *
What are you doing?
Hi, gorgeous.
This is so cute.
* Just the two of us *
What are we doing?
* We can make it if we try *
* Just the two of us *
There's a glass of champagne.
What?
This is a big night.
There is just a lot of nerves
and I'm hoping that as long as I can make her smile,
make her feel like a special woman
I'll be a boyfriend after this.
That's all I really care about.
-This is so cute. -You look stunning.
Thank you.
Is she up there? She see all of this already?
That's so cute.
I really appreciate this.
It just shows me that you care.
I do care.
You know you didn't have to do this.
* And I want to spend Some time with you *
I have another surprise coming soon.
What?
Oh, my God. What is it?
* Just the two of us *
* We can make it if we try *
* Just the two of us *
* You and I *
NARRATOR: Welcome back to "Love Island USA."
It's a night of celebrations.
Isaiah and Sydney are happy.
It's Mackenzie's birthday.
And the camera crew are celebrating
the longest crane shot of the season.
It's too long, if anything.
Shout out Mackenzie, man. Happy birthday. Thank you.
Happy birthday, Mack enzie.
Well, it is a special night for Sydney and Isaiah.
I believe he's going to pop the question today.
Aw, cheers to Sydney and Isaiah.
cheers to Sydney and to Mackenzie's birthday.
And Mackenzie's birthday.
I can't believe you made this whole dinner.
Obviously, the boys helped me, but yeah.
You deserve it, honey.
Thank you.
Are you usually like this?
For a woman that I would love to spoil,
absolutely, I would do things like this.
-Really? -Yeah.
Aw.
Besides all the shit you put me through,
I really like you.
So sweet.
[Jess Glynne's "Take Me Home" playing]
You have come a long way.
We have baby, I know.
From me, stepping forward to you to this.
Isn't that crazy?
I have another surprise coming soon.
What?
* I know There's somewhere better *
* 'Cause you Always take me there *
Hey, Jesse.
That's really cute.
Brother Zay,
we have strawberries and whipped cream for dessert.
-Than you, bro. -Wow.
-I appreciate you. -Enjoy your night.
-Oh, my God, in a heart? -Yeah. Yeah.
I will eat this.
Do you want one?
Let me feed you.
I really appreciate this.
Here is a cheers.
So, I had to write it down.
So, cheers.
Some might say this is a little early,
but I couldn't wait.
Steak and whipped cream all up on your plate.
I swear this is more than just a date
So fine and good by myself,
but with you, it would be great
I do love you.
And I hope that you would be my girlfriend.
Oh, my God.
* Would you take the wheel *
Yeah.
* If I lose control? *
* If I'm lyin' here *
She said yes.
* Will you take me home? *
I have a boyfriend.
* Of a broken soul? *
* Will you hold me now? *
* Oh, will you take me home? *
I decided to see where things go on from here.
I'm so happy.
To be able to call Sydney mine
is definitely a blessing.
I think there is definitely a bright future in front of us.
* Would you take me now *
* Oh, will you take me home? *
I got asked to be Mrs. Zay.
And he told me he loves me.
Goodbye to the streets.
This is one of the best nights of my entire life.
You really love me?
I really do, Sydney.
I want to say that but I'm not going to yet.
That's fine, but I do.
I just want to make it known to you.
'Cause you are looking for loyalty
and I really wanted to take the next step with that.
So, you know I don't fuck around.
And I really do want you to myself.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
I'm so happy.
* Take me home *
* Home *
* Oh, will you take me home? *
NARRATOR: Tomorrow night,
the results are in.
America's vote
for the most compatible couple
will be revealed.
"Those with the fewest votes
"risk being dumped tonight."
[instrumental music intensifying]
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