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[man] ♪ Whoo

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♪ Whoo

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♪ Whoo

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♪ All right, here we go

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♪ Yeah, yeah

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♪ Yeah

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♪ Money on my mind
So I'm too paid ♪

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♪ Real all the time
Never Kool-Aid ♪

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♪ Sippin' on Duse, sike

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♪ Come a long way from G'burg

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♪ Puttin' in work like Ferg

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♪ New York to LA
Hawaii and Japan ♪

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♪ I'm the motherfu-- man
Least I'm feelin' like I am ♪

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♪ Got the whole wide world
In the palm of my hand ♪

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♪ But don't give a goddamn
I'm Sam I am ♪

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♪ What that even mean?
I don't know
What you talkin' 'bout ♪

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♪ Why nowadays
Everybody got a palm out? ♪

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♪ PLP, yeah, that be me And
that be what I rhyme 'bout ♪

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♪ I have arrived
All you rappers
Are in timeout ♪

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♪ Rattpack, where you at?
Everywhere worldwide ♪

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♪ I know you been waitin'
For this world to collide ♪

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♪ B-O-double B-Y
It take LA and Folarin ♪

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♪ 'Bout to take it back
Like Doc and Marty
Inside the DeLorean ♪

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♪ I am no historian
But here to make
My predecessors proud ♪

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♪ Oh, you bitch
Is not allowed? ♪

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♪ I put it on everything
I really wanna cop-out ♪

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♪ But I did good for a dropout

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♪ Hop out the coupe
Chicken heads go crazy ♪

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♪ Gotta sound swag
When the flow get lazy ♪

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♪ What up? What's good?
Where you at?
What you been on? ♪

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♪ Anybody step into me
I promise they get... on ♪

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♪ Better hop up on the train
'Fore you miss your chance-- ♪

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♪ Hop up on the train 'fore you
Miss your chance to get on ♪

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♪ Mixtape Bobby
That's the type of...
I spit on ♪

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♪ Whoo!

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♪ And it's on now
Everybody know
That it's on now ♪

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And coming up, we're dropping--

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Okay, we got a Biggie Burger,
wings, two waters.

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Y'all want sauce?

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[Steffi] Boy, you know
we want that sauce.

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Yeah. We wanna get it real wet.

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[laughs]

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Okay. Uh, ten forty-eight.
Drive on up.

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♪ Come on in, come on in
Come on in ♪

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♪ You gotta survive
I said you gotta survive ♪

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Damn!

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Yo, what you two li'l fine
rich girls doin' eatin' here?

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Whole Foods outta kale,
or somethin'?

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We in the mood
to get reckless tonight.

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You wanna turn up with us?

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Hell, yeah.

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Let's go smoke out back.
Threeways.

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Yo, where you get
your weed from?

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Yo, it's been dry as hell
around here.

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Everybody's down bad.

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You have no idea what we
had to do to get this pack.

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Come 'ere.

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Whoa. Oh.

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- Whoo!
- Whoo!

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[Steffi]
Fire it up, baby, yeah!

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So, look.

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- I'm working on this company...
- Okay. Mm-hm.

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...called Two Smacked.

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- [laughs]
- It's like, a app,

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like, that delivers snacks
to weedheads.

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- Mm-hm.
- You know what I'm sayin'?

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And it's called Two Smacked,
'cause like--

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'Cause, like, you smacking
while you smacked.

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- Oh, my God. [laughs]
- You get it?

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Two Smacked.

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Whoa.

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[laughter]

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Whoa. You all got me so high.

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You ain't really high
until you hit this.

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[Steffi] Mm-hm.

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That looks like a Purgemask.

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[Steffi] Come on, baby.

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[Roger] Maybe a little bit.

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[Meegan laughs]

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- [Roger mumbles]
- Are you ready?

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- [Meegan laughs]
- All right.

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[inhaling]

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[coughing]

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[mumbles]

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- Here's what's up.
- What the--

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We're gonna go inside, and you're gonna
give us all the cash in the register.

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Or we're gonna deep-fry
your meat.

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- Cool?
- [groans]

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Damn, man.

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Why y'all gotta go all
Clermont Twins on me like that?

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Our Xan dealer don't take
Daddy credit card no more.

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[muffled grunts]

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- [mumbling]
- [screams]

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[mumbles] Get me outta here, man!
Please, man.

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Boy, what in the sweet hell
do you got goin' on?

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I got robbed.

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- By who?
- Savages.

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They was big
and there was a lot of 'em

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and I fought 'em off
for as long as I could.

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Boy, you know the first rule
of working the night shift is,

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you can't leave the store
unattended, bro.

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These people out here
are animals

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and they will kill your mama
for a damn egg sandwich.

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Now I gotta go back here and
see if we got the damn thugs

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- on the videotape.
- Video?

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Whoo!

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Roger, man, let me impute you
on a little wisdom, man.

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If you wanna be in charge,
you got to follow the rules, bro.

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You gotta be a sheep,
but not a outside sheep.

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You wanna be a inside sheep
'cause outside sheeps get ate.

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A sheep!
Remember that at your next job.

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Next job?

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Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna have to
let you go, man. You fired.

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And I need that shirt back.

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Oh, no, no, you can't--
Yo, you can't take this shirt.

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Yo, I got a meeting at the bank and I
need this shirt. I left my shirt at home.

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The shirt is property of Zesto.
Need that shirt back, man.

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Uh, fine, man. I'm gonna do my
own thing anyway. Keep the shirt.

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Man, what the hell is this?

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- Oh, I left that in the pocket...
- I guess you had a helluva night.

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No, no, no. That's mine, dawg.

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It was in the shirt,
so I guess it belong to Zesto's now.

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That shirt is horrible.

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Undershirt dirt.

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- How you get ketchup on your nipple?
- Yes, but...

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Bye!

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[grunts]

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Anybody else wanna get fired?

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Not me.

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♪ I'm-a do my thing
Coast to coast Coast to coast ♪

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Good afternoon. I'm Calvin.
You Hayes?

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My man.

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Yeah, I'm Hayes.

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Can I get you anything to make
your ride more comfortable?

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AC? Bottle of water?

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Forty bag of some loud?

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Did you just offer me drugs?

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I'm gonna have to take two stars
off your rating.

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Wait. For real?

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Nah. [laughs] I'm just playin'.

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A-T-L is dry as dust.

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Yeah, it is.

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Why do you think I'm in
this sketch park right now?

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Let's go to my office.

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♪ We went back
Like flip phone Motorolas ♪

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We are open for business.

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This is that Sky High,
Mr. Hayes.

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You hit this, you gonna be staring at
the sky for three hours, like this.

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On the contrary,
that is bunk.

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You just gonna
disrespect me like that?

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I've seen pocket lint
that's better.

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Well, go on and smoke
your pocket lint, then.

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Go on and smoke your pocket
lint with your rude ass.

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'Cause you ain't
hurtin' my hustle.

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[sighs] Just my feelings.

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Get out my car, Mr. Hayes.

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Really?

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No, I'm just playin'. [laughs]

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You could've bought
some weed, though.

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Late every time.

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[clears throat]

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[with British accent] Hello, sir.
May I borrow your shirt?

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[speaks normally]
I'll give it right back, dawg!

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Roger? Hey, it's--
It's Alicia from high school.

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Yo! Shit, yeah.

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Wow, yo, you look amazing,
like, Angela Rye amazing, like--

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- Like Jemele Hill
amazing, like... -Okay.

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You look good.

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- Yeah.
- I was going for Taylor Rooks,

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but I'll give you points
for trying.

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She's good-- good-looking.

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Uh, so, how have you been?
What're you doing here?

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Trying to get a loan for my--
for my business.

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In that shirt?

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That raggedy-ass shirt?

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You look like you did a little
army crawling to get here.

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- It's--
- You got--

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It's a long story.

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Yeah?

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- [phone vibrating]
- Wish I had time to hear it.

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This is my boss.
I gotta go.

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It was good seeing you.

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- I mean, I'll see you later.
- Okay.

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A'ight, Hot Shot Business Lady.

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[whispers] Hot Shot Business--

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Yo.

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Where are you, cuz?

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We got our meeting at the bank.

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Oh, baby, that feels so good.

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[moans]

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Are you smashing right now?

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No, boy,
I'm making mashed potatoes.

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Yo, whatever, man.
Just hurry up, dawg!

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Bitch, I told you
to get off the phone.

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Your stroke
ain't even that good.

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[clears throat]

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So your company name
is Two Smacked?

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Yup. It's an app where you
deliver snacks to stoners.

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Do you have any collateral?

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Something, you know, of value
that could guarantee the loan?

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Oh. Yeah.

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These are--

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These are good as cash.

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I got a Waffle House.
Man, this has, like, six-fifty.

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I got a IHOP,
I got a Jiffy Lube.

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I have like four or five on it.

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That's good, right?
[chuckles]

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Yeah.

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Man, I can't never count on
you for nothing. Never, ever.

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Listen, stop pressin' me, okay?
I told you I was cookin'.

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Oh.

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Green eggs and ham.

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Man, shut up, man.

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Yo, we missed out on the bank
loan 'cause of your dick.

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You really need
to tighten up.

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Yes, and just because we cuz,
that don't mean I got to help you.

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You're staying in my mama
basement for free. What you mean?

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You stay
in your mama basement!

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It's my mama!

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It's my auntie!

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[grunting] Yeah!

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Fool!

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[laughs]

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[Big Bang] Well, well, well.

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The two brokest, mustiest boys I know.
[laughs]

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The two here stinkin',
messin' up the community.

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What's up, Cal,
you here for the re-up?

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Hell, no. I can't even give
your dirt-ass weed away.

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[Co-Sign] Whoa!

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Count your blessings.
This the only weed in town.

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Shit, I had to mix
that shit with oregano.

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Basil and cilantro.

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Talkin' 'bout my weed?
What's wrong with him?

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You got me looking stupid.

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00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,841
Hey! Big Bang can't make
nobody look like nobody.

246
00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:42,756
Big Bang only make Big Bang
look like Big Bang!

247
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,019
You got you lookin' stupid.
You know who I am?

248
00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:48,762
You know who grass you on?
You know who almost-property this is?

249
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:51,547
If it weren't for the City owning
it, you know who would own this?

250
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,505
- Big Bang.
- Big Bang.

251
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,246
You know why
they call me Big Bang?

252
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,876
You know why? Do you remember
why they call me Big Bang?

253
00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,294
[both] 'Cause you the spark
that started it all.

254
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,664
- Say it like it's the Pledge of Allegiance.
- [man] Louder, man.

255
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,950
'Cause you the spark that--

256
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,865
♪ 'Cause you the spark
That start it all-- ♪

257
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,146
Hey, hey, I ain't got
no record deals over here.

258
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,844
- Come on, man.
- You tryin' to get signed?

259
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,870
Only thing I sign
is death certificates.

260
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,654
You hear what I'm sayin'?

261
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,458
Man, everybody know I started all
this, invented this.

262
00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:16,354
- [man] That's right. -This trap
house right here was a regular house.

263
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:19,227
And then I had 'em build it
into a trap house.

264
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,664
It was nice. And I say,
"Why it look so nice out here?

265
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,840
Tear it up. Break it down."

266
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,189
This trap house

267
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,452
is a monument.

268
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,758
Monument.

269
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,542
Commemorating
washed-up drug dealers.

270
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,042
- [Calvin] Let 'em take it.
- [Big Bang] Washed up?

271
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,850
Heard your bitch-ass
got fired.

272
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,983
- [laughter]
- Whoo!

273
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,047
- How you know that?
- I know everything.

274
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,073
I knew it before you got fired.

275
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,790
You wanna come work for me,
I got a grill right here.

276
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,424
I got a grill for him
to come work on.

277
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,208
I'ma fire you, too.

278
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,776
I'm gonna let you work half a
day, then you outta here.

279
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,885
All these rappers out here, talk like they
been trapping. They ain't been trapping.

280
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:51,433
Two Chainz. There wasn't no Two Chainz.
He had no chains on.

281
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:54,107
I gave him one chain one day, next day
I see him again, there go another one.

282
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,979
- He's like, "I'm Two Chainz
now." -[man] That's right.

283
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,309
I smoked out-- what that
dude name-- Mark Zuckerberg.

284
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,548
Smoked him out. He was like,
"Can't even feel my face." So what'd he do?

285
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,922
Make Facebook after that.

286
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:04,359
I introduced Jay-Z to Beyonce.

287
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,273
[all exclaim]

288
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,536
I introduced Whitney to Bobby.

289
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:08,580
- Oh.
- [Co-Sign] Damn.

290
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,933
It was-- but it was--

291
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,693
It was the time when they needed
each other, and then things went--

292
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,024
Man, we don't got time for this, man.
Come on, man.

293
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:17,938
What you got time for?

294
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,287
- Come on, bro.
- You wanna work?

295
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,680
[laughter]

296
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,248
- [man] Get out of here.
- Hey, uh, Roger.

297
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,902
- What?
- Remember Alby?

298
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:27,904
What you talkin' about?

299
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,558
I'll be at your mama house
later!

300
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,777
[laughter]

301
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,478
All right, look, right.
Check this out.

302
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,832
Nope. Nah. Mm-mm.

303
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,269
Look at her, cuz.
She built like Big Bird.

304
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:46,531
Are you body shaming, bro?

305
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,620
How you gon' be
broke and picky?

306
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:49,772
Look, let me show you
somethin'.

307
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,014
Mm-hm.

308
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,778
Show you how playa I am.
I'ma DM her, right?

309
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,197
[laughs]

310
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,329
So, she read it, but--

311
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,984
Uh, how she gon' leave me
on "read," man?

312
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,681
She ain't even that cute,
anyway.

313
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,901
She needs to stop skippin'
leg day, gon' look ugly.

314
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,032
[grunts] Hey.

315
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:10,730
[crash]

316
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,340
[mom] Roger! What was that?

317
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,559
[grunts] Nothin', Ma.

318
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,431
[mom] Do I have to get
out of my chair?

319
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,998
No, Mama, stay in your chair!

320
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,217
[mom] All right, then,
I'll stay in my chair.

321
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:21,827
What is that?

322
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,656
Hey, look at this!

323
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,660
Get back, fool.

324
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,532
Grab it.
All right, lessee.

325
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,274
What that?

326
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,667
Some kind of Weed Bible.

327
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:41,412
Look like instructions for growing
some kinda super weed or somethin'.

328
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,589
Yeah, that's good, but we need to smoke
the blunt that's on front of it, here.

329
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:45,721
Mm-hm.

330
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,785
We don't know what that do.

331
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,680
Who cares?
Roger, don't nobody care.

332
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,682
It's better than the twigs
we been smokin'.

333
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:51,727
That's true.

334
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,989
Here we go. 'Preciate.

335
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,390
[grunts]

336
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,833
[grunts] Huh?

337
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,356
Yo, what is happening?

338
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,402
[screaming]

339
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,497
Oh! One, two, three, four.

340
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,760
[screaming]

341
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,807
[groaning]

342
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,071
Shit.
I'm glad that's over with.

343
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,900
[screaming]

344
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:38,948
What the--

345
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,432
[yelling]

346
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,117
- The hell just happened, man?
- Man, I'm freaking out, man.

347
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,490
We must be back
on the West Side.

348
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,276
Whoa. Somebody's coming, man!

349
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:11,285
Oh, shit. Roger,
I forgot to tell you this.

350
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:14,201
I had a dream last week and
this is how we both die! Oh!

351
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,769
[raspy breathing]

352
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,424
Who the hell are you?

353
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,687
Yeah.
Identify yourselves right now.

354
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:25,690
Wait a minute. Are we supposed to
have helmets 'cause y'all got helmets?

355
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,475
[coughing]

356
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,476
Oh, shoot.

357
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,304
No. We just hotboxing.

358
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,305
They look fly, don't they?

359
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,959
- [laughs]
- [coughs] Not.

360
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,396
Where are we?

361
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,965
You just smoked yourself a
one-way ticket to a playa's party.

362
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,531
- Playa's party.
- [laughs]

363
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,490
Who are you?

364
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,424
- It don't matter who I am.
- [woman] That's right.

365
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,494
- It only matters what I know.
- Tell him!

366
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,800
That is the gas.

367
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,456
The loud pack!

368
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,740
- That loud pack, pack, pack, pack...
- Pack, pack, pack...

369
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,550
Oh, my God.

370
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,747
Y'all ain't never seen
nothin' like that

371
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,773
in them li'l projects
y'all hang in.

372
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,514
- [woman] Never.
- This is so beautiful.

373
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,777
I just need a minute, y'all.
I'll be back.

374
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,344
Is this Heaven?

375
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,947
Does this look like Heaven
to you, fool?

376
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,001
And y'all wouldn't
make it in anyway.

377
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,916
Why are we here?

378
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,241
- Y'all found the Weed Bible, right?
- [woman] Right?

379
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,528
Yeah, but,
what do we do with it?

380
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,529
- [grunts]
- Oh, my goodness.

381
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,444
Learn how to grow some weed!

382
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:24,575
Duh!

383
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,577
This book contains
human history,

384
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,667
and obviously,
you both been chose.

385
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:30,668
[woman] Both of you.

386
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,583
I knew I was special.
I knew it.

387
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,498
[groans]

388
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,284
Too soon. [laughs]
Way too soon.

389
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,068
Let me learn
you li'l fellas somethin'.

390
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,549
- Learn 'em somethin'.
- Marijuana's been around since BC.

391
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:44,247
- [woman] You know what that is?
- Before Crack! Sure has.

392
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,033
It's Before Christ, man!
Before Christ.

393
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,860
I got the "before" part right,
yo.

394
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,514
Now that shit
that y'all call "loud,"

395
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,430
we had another name for it.
It was called "Sensimilla."

396
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,668
[woman] Sensimilla.
Give 'em somethin' else.

397
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:55,998
Acapulco Gold.

398
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,497
- [woman] Give 'em somethin' else.
- Kush.

399
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,566
Give 'em another one.

400
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,307
- Da Purple.
- Mm-hm!

401
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:04,311
And this right here, my friend,
is the ultimate bud.

402
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,573
[Roger] It's gorgeous.

403
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,575
- Oh.
- What the--

404
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,011
It smells like angel farts.

405
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,186
Farts of an angel.

406
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,318
What's it called?

407
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,449
It's called--

408
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,411
I wonder how you spell that.

409
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,934
You smoke it,
you don't spell it.

410
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,284
Dummy.

411
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,113
Now, this weed right here will
give you supernatural ability

412
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:27,725
to fight off evil,
dangerous things.

413
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,031
[woman] Oh, yeah.

414
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,791
Make sure you protect
this Bible with your life.

415
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,948
Your life. You heard him.

416
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,882
- [Baby Powder] Come on.
- Come o'er here. Hit 'em one time.

417
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,952
The name is Baby Powder.

418
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,346
Have a nice flight home.
[grunts]

419
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,957
- [woman] Bah-bye!
- [mumbling]

420
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,653
[screams]

421
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:47,093
Hell!
What-- what year is it?

422
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,224
- Who am I?
- Bro.

423
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,098
I feel like the universe
just twerked on my face.

424
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,448
That weed is evil.

425
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,104
Let's hit it again.

426
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,801
I feel ya, bro. But wait.

427
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,674
That's how we can get our money,
cuz, with the weed.

428
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:04,762
I'm in.

429
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,721
Think about it.
We try and get loans,

430
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,071
ain't nobody gonna give
dudes like us a shot.

431
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,638
I'm in.

432
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,640
- Ain't no weed in town right now.
- I'm in.

433
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:13,878
And if we grow this,
we can sell it

434
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,991
and make enough money
to start our business.

435
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,732
Bitch, didn't I tell you,
I'm in!

436
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:21,475
And you're not listening.
I'm in! I am in, in.

437
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,955
Damn, cuz,
I've been selling weed.

438
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,088
I'm just bad at it.

439
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,719
Look, I'm tired of being broke. And I'm
tired of stayin' in your mama basement.

440
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,397
[mom]
What's wrong with my basement?

441
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,138
Ma-- Ma, stop listening!

442
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,985
- [mom] Then stop badmouthing
my basement! -Damn.

443
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,010
I'm sorry, Auntie!

444
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,514
Girl, you know I love your basement!
I love everything you do for me.

445
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,147
[mom] All right, then, Calvin.

446
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,499
Let's grow.

447
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,111
♪ Dance with my dogs
In the nighttime
Wroof ♪

448
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,035
♪ Trap with the chickens
like Popeye's
Popeye's ♪

449
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,637
♪ Money changin' colors
Like tie-dye
Tie-dye ♪

450
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,162
♪ I'm just tryna get it
I ain't tryna die
No ♪

451
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,773
♪ She got a big ol' onion
booty Make the world cry Cry ♪

452
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:02,168
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Whip it ♪

453
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,821
♪ Hold them bands down
Hey ♪

454
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,214
♪ Hold your mans down
Hey ♪

455
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,539
♪ Who told you come around?
Who? ♪

456
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:07,782
♪ This that trap sound
Trap ♪

457
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:08,846
♪ Designer clothes
Clothes ♪

458
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:09,653
♪ Fashion shows
Shows ♪

459
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:10,915
♪ Trap, house
House ♪

460
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,569
♪ Made of gold
Gold ♪

461
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,702
♪ Control the bag now
Control it ♪

462
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:15,940
♪ No need to brag now
No need ♪

463
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,357
♪ Ay, put the mask down
Mask ♪

464
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,575
♪ We livin' fast now
Fast ♪

465
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:19,315
♪ Finest
Finest ♪

466
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,447
♪ Wrist froze

467
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,926
♪ We can go
We can ♪

468
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,841
♪ Coast to coast
Coast ♪

469
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:28,281
♪ Watchin' me whip up
Still be real and famous ♪

470
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,065
♪ Dance with my dogs
In the nighttime ♪

471
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,286
♪ Yeah
Woo, woo, woo, wroof ♪

472
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,394
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Whip it ♪

473
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,483
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Whip it ♪

474
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,355
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Whip it ♪

475
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,444
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Whip it ♪

476
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,687
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Whip it ♪

477
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,777
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Whip it ♪

478
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:51,826
♪ Keep watchin' me whip up
Still be real and famous ♪

479
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,437
♪ Dance with my dogs
In the nighttime ♪

480
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,180
♪ Wroof

481
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,289
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Whip it ♪

482
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,421
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Whip it ♪

483
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,882
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Whip it ♪

484
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,407
♪ In the kitchen
Wrist twistin' like a stir fry
Wroof ♪

485
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,759
Hell no, man!

486
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,066
All that work for nothin'.

487
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,417
Waste o' damn time, cuz.

488
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,941
[rumbling]

489
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:26,077
Man. What?

490
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,776
Oh, hell now.
[screams]

491
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,040
Oh, what's that?

492
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,476
What goin' on, cuz?

493
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,436
[whimpers]

494
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,872
[squeals]

495
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:41,876
- We gonna be rich.
- [screams]

496
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,015
We'd like another chance
to win your business, okay?

497
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,756
Now we done upgraded
our product line.

498
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,920
Roger, show him what we got.

499
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,414
Damn, man.

500
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,938
- [Roger] Exactly.
- [Hayes] That's what I'm talkin' about.

501
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,787
This ain't just any weed. We like to
think of ourselves as the Apple of weed.

502
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,900
- Mm-hm. -We're about to
be in everybody's pocket.

503
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,249
See this right here?

504
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,444
- It's all occasions.
- Mm-hm.

505
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,749
- When you're tryna turn up.
- Turn up.

506
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,079
- Turn down.
- Turn down.

507
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,752
- Turn your life around.
- [mimics tires squealing]

508
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:13,840
- Where you're tryna pull up.
- Pull up.

509
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,083
- Pull out!
- Pull out.

510
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,191
- [laughs]
- Or maybe pull over!

511
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,433
- Yeah!
- Stop!

512
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,677
- [screaming]
- [tires screech]

513
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,050
Oh, damn.

514
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,661
[grunts]

515
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,430
Oh, I think your "damn"
a little too early.

516
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,406
Okay, okay,
we gotta do this.

517
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,325
We gotta record this.
Gotta get this on World Star.

518
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,176
Landscape, fool.
You gotta catch everything.

519
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,907
Hey, man, y'all better
watch where y'all goin'.

520
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,767
We were at a stop sign.

521
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,551
Yeah, uh,
it was my homeboy fault.

522
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:49,987
What?
Lemme tell ya somethin'.

523
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,816
You never apologize, okay?
It's three rules to livin'.

524
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,905
- Rule Number One, never apologize.
- Yeah.

525
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,840
Rule Number Two,
you never give out your government name.

526
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,735
- [Roger] Yeah, yeah.
- [Calvin] Okay?

527
00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:01,279
Rule Number Three, you never throw
out cups that get free refills.

528
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:02,435
What?

529
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,219
I'm gonna snap you in half,
you little punk.

530
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:08,223
My boss is gonna be really,
really upset about this.

531
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,418
Nobody give a damn
'bout your boss.

532
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,922
Your boss can kiss my ass.

533
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,766
♪ Hold up, hold up, hold up
hold up, hold up ♪

534
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,799
- Is that Lil Baby?
- That's Lil Baby!

535
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:20,516
- ♪ Wah-wah-wah--
- Hey, wha' goin' on, man?

536
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,620
You all see this big-ass boat
in front of y'all, man?

537
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:24,544
Wait, wait, wait. Uh...

538
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:27,895
Um, what if I offered you
a truce?

539
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,114
A truce?
Man, I don't even do truces.

540
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:32,116
No, we made it, man.
It's-- It's good shit.

541
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,728
I'll tell ya
if it good shit or not.

542
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,120
Let me see.

543
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,402
- What are you doing?
- I'm saving your ass kicks, man.

544
00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:39,146
- It's our only blunt.
- Man, shut up. Look.

545
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,649
♪ Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah

546
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:44,172
- You see that? Look again.
- [grunts]

547
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,350
- All right.
- [Lil Baby grunts]

548
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,831
Hey, man, I ain't gonna lie, man.
That's some good shit.

549
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:52,049
That's mighty fine.

550
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:53,093
I told you.

551
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,750
Good shit, man. That shit--
That shit strong or what?

552
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,926
What the hell
we doin' right here, anyway?

553
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:01,034
- Y'all hit us, Lil Baby. You
wham-wham-wham and shit. -Hush! [grunts]

554
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,364
He whammed it.

555
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:03,931
Um, we hit your car.

556
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:04,801
- [Lil Baby] Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- Accident.

557
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:05,909
What-- So this, right here?

558
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,021
Accident.

559
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:11,504
Man, I ain't hate you.
Don't even worry 'bout it, man.

560
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:12,896
- For real?
- [man] Yeah.

561
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:15,638
It'd be a shame to be upset
on such a beautiful day.

562
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:17,640
We gonna get some fries, man.
Let's ride.

563
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,468
Well, I'll be damned.

564
00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:24,472
I told you.

565
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,216
Now why you still recordin'?

566
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,455
Don't nobody wanna see no video
of some guys becoming friends.

567
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,351
Man, you don't get it,
do you?

568
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,459
Yeah, we supposed to fight those
dudes, but the weed made us get along.

569
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,050
That was incredible.

570
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,313
I-- I mean, I never seen
weed do that.

571
00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:40,402
Stuff has superpowers.

572
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:41,446
Exactly.

573
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,091
You know what?
We 'bout to own this town.

574
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:46,626
Everybody finna be
a superhero.

575
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:47,994
♪ Business is boomin'
Money be movin' ♪

576
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,933
Let's go!

577
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:52,632
♪ Nobody got it like we got it
Who you foolin' ♪

578
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,634
My car won't start.
Goddamn it.

579
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:59,116
♪ Business is boomin'
Everyone want a portion ♪

580
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,076
♪ Now I can't fold my wallet
No more contortion ♪

581
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,818
♪ Can't tell me nothin'
I been makin' a fortune ♪

582
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,689
So, how can I help you?

583
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:10,954
I wanna enjoy my job,
but I hate kids.

584
00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:12,238
I got the perfect thing
for you.

585
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,306
[laughs]

586
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:22,792
♪ Business is boomin'
Money be movin' ♪

587
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:24,054
♪ We don't be losin'

588
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:25,229
♪ What y'all be doin'

589
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:26,753
♪ Hey, business is boomin'

590
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,929
♪ Money be movin'

591
00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:31,453
♪ Nobody sleepin' on the job
Y'all be snoozin' ♪

592
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,759
Come on! For real?

593
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,195
It's ridiculous! Come on.

594
00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,198
- Yo, what's up, OG?
- [Jasper] What da deal?

595
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,026
I already got them people
going...

596
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:41,289
all about that there
smoke batch, on my grill, man,

597
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:43,944
goddamn runnin' crazy, boy!
You wan' come back?

598
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:46,147
I don't know what he said.
Just show him the weed, man.

599
00:23:54,911 --> 00:23:57,392
♪ Hope you ready
For the boom now ♪

600
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,438
♪ All of my partners is busy

601
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,154
-♪ They with the jam
Like Jiffy ♪
-[cheering]

602
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:02,498
♪ You ain't involved
It's a pity ♪

603
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,706
Well, Roger, we are turning
the block up, baby.

604
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:08,795
Told you it were gonna work.

605
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:15,715
♪ We 'bout to get some money

606
00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:19,327
♪ Hands in the bag
Like I'm holdin' both jokers ♪

607
00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:20,763
♪ Hey, business is boomin'

608
00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:22,635
No one talks to me.

609
00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:25,678
I think it's because I'm the only white
kid at a historically black college.

610
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,531
- [Roger] Nah.
- [Calvin laughs]

611
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:31,382
- You just lame as hell.
- [laughs]

612
00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:33,559
You gotta loosen up, bro.

613
00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:37,084
I just want people to see the chill,
charismatic me, not this anxious mess.

614
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:40,087
Dude, if you so anxious, well, this is
the weed that's gonna calm you down.

615
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,569
♪ Nobody got it like we got it
Who you foolin' ♪

616
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:46,572
♪ Business is boomin'
Money be movin' ♪

617
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,530
♪ We don't be losin'

618
00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:51,185
♪ What y'all be doin'
Hey, business is boomin' ♪

619
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:53,028
Over here, this is where
the rich people live.

620
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,296
- [man] Mm-mm. That's the secret.
- [woman] Who the hell gave him the key?

621
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,975
Now, Quenton,
you know I have to know,

622
00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:01,412
how dreadful was that outfit
she had on?

623
00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:03,980
Honey, it was ugly
and it was an outfit.

624
00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,242
What did you say to Porsha?

625
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:07,070
None of your damn business.

626
00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,744
- What do you mean, none of my business?
- [Quenton] What I said.

627
00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,117
- What'd you say?
- Ladies--

628
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,336
[overlapping chatter]

629
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,865
Man, when I tell you these
bitches are wearing me out.

630
00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:20,170
We got what you need.

631
00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:22,259
- [Quenton] Sho 'nuff?
- Take a whiff of that.

632
00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:24,566
Oh. Well, I'm gonna try it.

633
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:27,743
Let you know how this work out.
I'm gonna go live my best life with this.

634
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,311
Yeah.

635
00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,289
♪ Blood, sweat and tears
Runnin' dry
Need a donor ♪

636
00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:34,924
♪ Hands in the bag
Like I'm holdin' both jokers ♪

637
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,883
♪ Business is boomin'

638
00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:39,538
- I don't give a damn who right or wrong.
- Oh, that smell... Ooh.

639
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,583
[Marlo] Get on over here,
Quenton. Get in here!

640
00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:43,735
- Get your ass over here, boy.
- You know you're family for life.

641
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:46,399
- [Quenton] All right. I'll be your teapot.
- [overlapping chatter]

642
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,243
Oh, baby. Oh, cuz.

643
00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:50,286
How much we got?

644
00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:53,247
- 'Bout this much.
- Shit. A'ight.

645
00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,617
I mean, this town's so dry,
we're finna be making all the money.

646
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,619
- Yeah. Oh, yeah. -I'm talkin' baby
wipes instead of toilet tissue money.

647
00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,775
- Oh, yeah?
- I'm talkin' brand-new car money.

648
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,430
I'm talkin' gettin' yourself
out your mama basement money.

649
00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:03,873
[mom]
What's wrong with my basement?

650
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,498
- Damn, she got some good ears.
- Man, 'cause you're so loud, man!

651
00:26:07,522 --> 00:26:08,915
Come on, man. [grunts]

652
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:10,438
You know I love
your basement, Auntie!

653
00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:15,008
♪ We been gettin'
All the money ♪

654
00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:17,184
♪ All the money-ay

655
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,230
Oh, damn.

656
00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:23,146
[Roger] Oh, damn.
Our super weed's gone.

657
00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:26,628
They got the Bible too, cuz!

658
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,282
Shit.

659
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:29,500
Damn!

660
00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:35,331
Yo, where's our shit?

661
00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:38,921
Well, you better slow down,
run up on my side house like that.

662
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:40,792
You s'posed to come around the
front, you wanna address me properly.

663
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:42,775
Come up talkin' that brokanese,

664
00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:44,187
- act like you havin' a crack
attack or something. -Yeah.

665
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:45,362
Man, did you see somebody
go in my house?

666
00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:46,692
Did I see somebody what?

667
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:48,128
Do I look like
the house watcher?

668
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,912
Oh, oh,
"Big Bang the Watch Dog." [barks]

669
00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:51,673
[as dog] Nobody go--
Nobody go in your house.

670
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:53,916
[speaking normally] No,
I don't watch no goddamn house.

671
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,328
I've just been sitting here with
Co-Sign and these beautiful ladies,

672
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:57,050
and this dude I don't know,

673
00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:59,356
looking at that cloud up there
shaped like the booty.

674
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,749
It's amazing, too.

675
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,248
[grunts] Ain't nobody worry
about that, man.

676
00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:04,971
Somebody went in my house
and stole our whole stash.

677
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:07,190
See? That's what happens.
Look at you.

678
00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:10,150
Just decide you wanna sell weed
and start sellin' weed.

679
00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:13,022
Can't just do that. You can't
just sit down at the dinner table

680
00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,826
- and start eating without praying, boy.
- [all murmuring]

681
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,243
You probably got ghetto taxed.

682
00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,680
Probably that ghetto tax real!

683
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,203
- [laughter]
- So you took it?

684
00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:21,814
Did I say I knew
anything about it?

685
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,294
I'm just sayin' maybe things
like this wouldn't happen

686
00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:26,775
if you showed Big Bang
some respect.

687
00:27:26,819 --> 00:27:29,449
- Respect? Respect? Here you go,
talkin' 'bout respect again. -Yeah.

688
00:27:29,473 --> 00:27:31,277
- Bro, that's all you ever talk about.
- Like Aretha!

689
00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:32,781
Yo, we don't owe you
nothin', bro.

690
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,716
- This man act like he invented
selling weed. -I tell you.

691
00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:36,698
Ain't nobody else
invent selling weed but me.

692
00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:39,527
I've been trapping since before
trapping was trapping. A'ight?

693
00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:40,789
That's what I do.

694
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,356
You-- you ever heard of Selma?

695
00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:43,618
Yeah, I heard of Selma.

696
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,291
Yeah, yeah,
that's why they call it Selma.

697
00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,796
- I used to "sell ma" weed down there!
- [laughter]

698
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,624
They was marchin' for that.
[laughs]

699
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,602
And other things important
in the black community.

700
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:53,541
But weed was part of it.

701
00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:56,172
Yo, man, we get it. You old as hell, bro.
But where's our weed at?

702
00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:58,459
- Oh. -Who you callin' old?
You see my outfit.

703
00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:00,983
Boy, I'm fresher than Zest.

704
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:02,744
Boy, I'm so fresh, people don't
say, "Take a shower."

705
00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,465
They say, "Take a Big Bang."

706
00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:06,119
Let me tell ya
what ya ought to do.

707
00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:07,444
If I was y'all,
which I'd never be y'all,

708
00:28:07,468 --> 00:28:09,992
'cause I wouldn't be
standing down there

709
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,623
looking up at Big Bang like, "Please,
Big Bang, help us. Who stole our weed?"

710
00:28:12,647 --> 00:28:14,475
If I was y'all,
this is what I'd do.

711
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,304
Search around.

712
00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:18,934
You lookin' in the wrong place
right here.

713
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,805
- Go down there, ask the Asian
people down there. -You never...

714
00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:22,546
- Asians next door, bro.
- [Big Bang] You ain't ask them?

715
00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:24,417
The white people over there be...
Got all their windows blacked out.

716
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:25,767
- We didn't check the white people.
- [Big Bang] Yeah.

717
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,638
You ain't even see
they go in and out of the house.

718
00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:29,969
They could be in there
murdering people.

719
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:31,816
I'm not saying that they stole
anything 'cause that would be racist.

720
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,755
I'm just sayin', check the--

721
00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,539
What you do
is check the high school.

722
00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:37,237
[woman]
Yup, check the high school.

723
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,736
Oh, them high boys down there,
they got no respect.

724
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,631
All they lookin' for,
somebody to get.

725
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:43,156
They got the face all day.
Maybe they got your shit.

726
00:28:44,113 --> 00:28:45,375
Is that a booty cloud?

727
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:47,508
No, the booty--
Look more to the left.

728
00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:49,510
[both] Damn. Booty cloud.

729
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,078
[Big Bang]
That's the booty cloud.

730
00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:53,340
Whoo!

731
00:28:58,084 --> 00:29:00,086
Yo, man, why you wearin'
that stupid-ass hat?

732
00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,870
What's wrong with it?

733
00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:03,698
I used to wear it
back in the day.

734
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,570
Uh, you gotta understand, cuz,
we got to blend in.

735
00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:08,311
Come on, now.
Gotta trust me.

736
00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:09,965
Come on, man.

737
00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:11,929
- Get in there. Come on.
- Come on, cuz, in here.

738
00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:14,119
[woman on PA] Students,
please report to the buses

739
00:29:14,143 --> 00:29:16,058
for the Verdant Biokinetic
field trip.

740
00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:19,453
All right, now, check this out.
We lookin' for kids with clean kicks.

741
00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:21,237
'Cause that mean
they stole our stash.

742
00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:22,848
Bet you they did.
I bet you they did.

743
00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,806
Oh, snap, Mr. McMullen.

744
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,634
Yup. McMullen.

745
00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:29,202
Oh. I did not know he was
still the principal here.

746
00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,594
- He is.
- He can't see me.

747
00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:32,727
Can't see me.

748
00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:34,630
I know he's still mad at me.

749
00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:37,470
You know why.

750
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,603
Bro, it was a senior prank.

751
00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:41,562
Man, you smashed his wife.

752
00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:43,302
On his desk.

753
00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:45,847
- While the PA was on.
- While the PA was on.

754
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,544
- [Mrs. McMullen moaning]
- [Calvin] Mrs. Principal.

755
00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:51,354
Ooh. I'm gonna be on the Honor Roll now.
[moaning]

756
00:29:52,486 --> 00:29:54,705
- What the--
- [feedback screeching]

757
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:56,229
[screaming]

758
00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:58,312
- I gave her the whole swirl.
- You got to give me--

759
00:29:58,927 --> 00:30:00,102
It's a souvenir.

760
00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,426
- I hate that hat.
- [door opens]

761
00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:03,236
- [McMullen] Listen--
- Oh, shit!

762
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,499
The kid has gotta wear pants.
That's not up for debate.

763
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,380
[inhales]

764
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,079
Coochie King.

765
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,039
Oh, it's on.

766
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,048
Hey, man,
why is it so quiet?

767
00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:35,442
Like, don't nobody wanna
skip class 'round--

768
00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:39,054
- Yo, Wesley Snipes.
- [mumbling]

769
00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:40,360
[indistinct]

770
00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:41,709
Call 911.

771
00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:43,450
[Roger] Oh, my God.

772
00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:44,712
Damn, what happened, skirt?

773
00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:45,800
Poor kid.

774
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,020
Oh, my God, on your face.

775
00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:49,195
God damn, these kids.

776
00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:51,936
Oh, shit.

777
00:30:57,899 --> 00:30:59,770
Come on. Man.
We about to get robbed.

778
00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,816
- We... -You don't wanna rob us.
We broke.

779
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,688
Would you mind
taking our picture, sir?

780
00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:06,777
- Huh? -We just got a
A on a science project

781
00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:08,431
and we wanna text our mom.

782
00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:09,302
Take a picture?

783
00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:11,695
[Roger] They kids, man.

784
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:14,152
Don't you ever reach for your damn jacket
like that. Put your phone in your pocket.

785
00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:16,048
I almo' knocked y'all
the fuck out.

786
00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:17,091
[camera clicks]

787
00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:29,670
- "Sir"?
- Yup. He called me "sir."

788
00:31:29,713 --> 00:31:31,977
It's the braids.
I done told ya. It's the--

789
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,369
[sniffing]

790
00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:34,501
You smell that?

791
00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:37,112
[Roger] Right here.

792
00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:40,594
Locked, man.

793
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:43,237
We gonna connect through,
and we're gonna get them punks. Come on.

794
00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:45,120
- We got 'em now, man.
- Mm-hm.

795
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:53,563
Yo! Mr. Crandall!

796
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,043
- Yo!
- Jesus!

797
00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:57,306
- You been gettin' high?
- [laughter]

798
00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:58,544
You guys scared
the piss outta me.

799
00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,005
Why are you not
on the field trip?

800
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:02,485
Buddy boy high as hell.
You don't remember me?

801
00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,139
- It's Calvin.
- Roger.

802
00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:05,967
Hold on. Let me do the move.

803
00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:07,708
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- [grunting]

804
00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:10,058
Calvin. Yes, I remember you.

805
00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:11,582
- [Calvin] What's up?
- You graduated?

806
00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:14,604
- I mean, you know, I walked across the
stage. -You walked, that's for sure.

807
00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:15,822
- I was there, you know.
- Mm-hm.

808
00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:16,846
So what's up?

809
00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:18,719
We-- We got a, um,

810
00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:21,548
a little neighborhood business
that, you know,

811
00:32:21,591 --> 00:32:23,637
me and my cousin
done started up, right.

812
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,484
You know, 'cause we trying
to change our life around.

813
00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,554
- [chuckles] 'Cause I graduated.
Right? -Got it.

814
00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:31,210
Some of our business supplies
have been misplaced

815
00:32:31,253 --> 00:32:34,256
and, um, it was brought to--
to our attention

816
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:37,738
that some of the people
who might have misplaced 'em,

817
00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:39,566
they probably go to this school.

818
00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:41,761
So, we just wanted to say hey,
you know, [laughs] speak to 'em.

819
00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:43,396
Oh, so you guys are dealers.

820
00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:44,745
Somebody copped your product.

821
00:32:44,788 --> 00:32:47,791
The whole stash.
Man, they took the whole thing.

822
00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:49,402
And this smells
rather familiar.

823
00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:51,317
We was wondering
if you could help us

824
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,338
- find out where you got it, 'cause,
you know... -Yeah. You know.

825
00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:55,036
...it's kinda hard
to come by now, you know?

826
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,452
You're telling me.

827
00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:58,977
Dealers all over town
are completely sold out.

828
00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,543
It's like somebody's
buying in bulk.

829
00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:03,024
Open a friggin' chronic Costco.

830
00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:07,768
Found this, uh, this canister
earlier in the cafeteria.

831
00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,351
I haven't seen it before,
but, um, I tell you,

832
00:33:10,901 --> 00:33:12,642
this is dank as fudge.

833
00:33:12,686 --> 00:33:14,035
I smell it. [laughs]

834
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:15,776
- What he say?
- He-- I don't know.

835
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:18,735
Man, this smell like angel farts.
This is our stuff.

836
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:20,041
Looks like Russians.

837
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:21,086
Talk to Ivanov.

838
00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:25,612
They're in the Magic Kitty,
strip club, downtown.

839
00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:29,137
Russians steal everything. They done stole
our election, and they stole our weed.

840
00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:31,072
- [feedback screeches]
- [McMullen on PA] Calvin.

841
00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:32,836
I know you're in the building.

842
00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:35,100
I found your hat.

843
00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:41,584
If I find you, my friend,
you're going down, hard.

844
00:33:41,628 --> 00:33:43,369
Told you not to wear
that stupid hat, man!

845
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,153
It's my favorite hat, cuz.

846
00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:46,502
Damn!

847
00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,591
Sounds like you guys
need this more than I do.

848
00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:51,029
- I do, 'cause I'm going down.
- [banging on window]

849
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,509
You home wrecker!

850
00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:55,816
- Come on, man!
- Oh! Here you go.

851
00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:58,470
[grunts]

852
00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:01,126
Yeah, I'm-a get down.

853
00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,346
[Roger] Come on, man!
Grab me some!

854
00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:07,088
Come on.
McMullen gonna kill me.

855
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,351
Go! Go! The gym! Gym!

856
00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:12,441
Oh, no, not again.

857
00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,660
Go, go, go, go, go!

858
00:34:14,269 --> 00:34:15,270
Go, man!

859
00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:17,620
[rattling]

860
00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:20,361
Damn.

861
00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:24,018
I told you,

862
00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:29,850
if you ever stepped foot
in this school again,

863
00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:34,550
I'd beat you senseless.

864
00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:39,903
How's our wife?

865
00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:44,169
[grunts]

866
00:34:44,821 --> 00:34:45,866
[growls]

867
00:34:46,823 --> 00:34:48,912
[screams]

868
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:52,699
That super weed
made you fly, cuz! [laughs]

869
00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:54,788
[grunts]

870
00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:55,831
[screams]

871
00:34:57,225 --> 00:34:59,097
Dunked on your ass!

872
00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:00,750
- [laughs]
- Uh-oh, what goin' on?

873
00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:02,056
[grunts] Oh!

874
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,318
[groaning]

875
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:05,820
- Come on, man.
- What happened?

876
00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:07,931
What happened to my power?

877
00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:08,975
[door opens]

878
00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:13,198
[growls]

879
00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:19,595
Out of the way! Move!
Move, move!

880
00:35:19,639 --> 00:35:20,727
Calvin!

881
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:22,467
Damn it!

882
00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:26,428
[Roger] That was crazy.

883
00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:28,126
And we got us [indistinct].

884
00:35:28,952 --> 00:35:30,084
[squeals]

885
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:36,308
You always gotta be doin' some stupid
shit, man. [grunts]

886
00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:38,179
I can't believe
we're alive, cuz.

887
00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:40,583
- Man, get your ass up, man.
- Time to go to the strip club.

888
00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:42,159
[Alicia]
Hi. Welcome to Verdant--

889
00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:44,011
I can't believe
I lost my hat again.

890
00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,054
And over here.

891
00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:47,406
Perfect.

892
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,756
A-- Alicia?

893
00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:50,931
Yo!

894
00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:52,715
Roger?

895
00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:54,543
What's up?

896
00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:55,501
Hey.

897
00:35:55,544 --> 00:35:57,546
[hawking]

898
00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:58,590
[spits]

899
00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:01,439
- This is my, um... -Sorry,
I got bugs in my mouth. My name Calvin.

900
00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:02,334
- ...cousin Calvin.
- [Calvin] Mm-hm.

901
00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:04,162
Okay. [spits]

902
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:06,860
Anyways, uh,
this where you work?

903
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:07,948
Yeah.

904
00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:08,991
It's dope.

905
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,240
So are you guys
with the kids?

906
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:17,653
We, um, volunteer chaperone

907
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:21,004
- at school, sometimes.
- Parents. Mm-hm.

908
00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,789
Oh, people left their kids
with you guys?

909
00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,095
Yeah.

910
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:27,315
What's wrong with that?

911
00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:29,511
I'm just playing. All right,
you guys are gonna get the full tour.

912
00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:31,415
And don't fall asleep
like you used to in class.

913
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:37,238
All right, guys. My name's Alicia
Harmon, and this is Verdant Biokinetics.

914
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:39,284
So let's start with
my favorite part of the tour.

915
00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:43,026
Employee lounge where there's
free soda and snacks. Come on.

916
00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:46,378
What is you doin'?

917
00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:48,336
We ain't got no time
for no fool tour.

918
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,991
We ain't got time for no drinks, Roger.
You forgot?

919
00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:53,211
We need to go to the strip club.
The Russian?

920
00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:54,777
Yo, the booty club
gonna be there.

921
00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:56,518
You see that lady up there?

922
00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:58,975
Yo, just let me finesse this real
quick and it's gonna be all good.

923
00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:02,263
Plus, she said it's free soda.
So we are goin' to be good.

924
00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:05,092
Don't nobody give a damn
about no drinks, Roger.

925
00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:06,287
You know what?
They better have liters in there,

926
00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:07,921
'cause you sound
thirsty as hell.

927
00:37:07,964 --> 00:37:08,964
Eh, shut up.

928
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,665
Founded in 2013,

929
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,493
Verdant Biokinetics
makes everything

930
00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:18,061
from rocket biofuel
to nutrient-dense baby formula.

931
00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:21,108
Well, I hope they don't mix up the
baby formula and the rocket fuel.

932
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:22,694
Babies gonna be blowin' up
all over town.

933
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:23,676
[imitates explosion]

934
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,719
[imitates baby crying]

935
00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,308
- Shut up, man.
- We're working to improve the mind,

936
00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:28,681
the body, and the world.

937
00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:30,117
[Ana] Hello.

938
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,338
Oh. And look, there's our CEO,
Ms. Ana Cheever.

939
00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:35,514
Hey, everyone.
Sorry to interrupt.

940
00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:37,690
I just wanna say how happy I am

941
00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:42,303
that you're all here today to be part of
our inner city youth outreach program.

942
00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:46,655
Alicia is helping us to be
a fully-woke corporation.

943
00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,222
- [sighs]
- [both] "Woke"?

944
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:52,966
You're all so brave,
and so beautiful.

945
00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:56,404
You have such bright, bright
futures ahead of you.

946
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,538
And just remember,
don't do drugs.

947
00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:02,367
Unless, of course,
they're one of ours. [laughs]

948
00:38:03,629 --> 00:38:05,979
I'm kidding.
I am kidding. Okay.

949
00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:07,720
Oh, thank you for that,
Ms. Cheever.

950
00:38:07,763 --> 00:38:09,156
[laughs]
Let's give it up for her.

951
00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:10,549
This lady is whack.

952
00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:12,551
I think I'll find me
a place to smoke. I'm out.

953
00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:14,161
Why don't we head
into our VR room,

954
00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:17,904
where you guys can fly with bees
through real honeycombs. Yeah?

955
00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:21,037
[beeps]

956
00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:22,300
[female voice] Access granted.

957
00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:31,351
[laughs]

958
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,880
You figure it out?

959
00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:42,711
Oh, yeah, you know. I'm chill.
I'm math as hell.

960
00:38:42,755 --> 00:38:43,886
[laughs]

961
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:48,456
Yo, so, yo,
what happened to the tour?

962
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,067
I left them in the auditorium
with a science movie.

963
00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:53,983
So, you know, they're probably
all diddling each other by now.

964
00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,203
I like science movies.

965
00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:57,335
I bet you do.

966
00:38:59,032 --> 00:39:01,817
What's up with your boss, like,
cryin' 'bout the inner city kids,

967
00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:03,515
dressing like Erykah Badu?

968
00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:05,386
Is she like, serious?

969
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:07,170
Yeah.

970
00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:09,414
She means well,
but she can just be a real line-crosser.

971
00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:12,437
That woman stresses me out.

972
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,788
Word. Yo, when I get like that,
yo, I get high.

973
00:39:17,746 --> 00:39:21,097
Yo, I actually got some
if you wanna smoke.

974
00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:22,882
I stopped smoking
in college.

975
00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:24,187
For real?

976
00:39:24,231 --> 00:39:25,471
- Yeah.
- Like, you never smoke?

977
00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:30,455
Well, I guess, I don't know,
I just started focusing on my career.

978
00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:32,892
Yeah, I'm all about my paper,
too, but yo, I gotta smoke.

979
00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,937
Like, I gots to stay high.

980
00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:37,157
Well, you're cute,
so you can do that.

981
00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:42,771
[phone vibrates]

982
00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:44,935
See, this is what I'm talking about.
The CEO needs me.

983
00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:47,210
I'll be here
if you change your mind.

984
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,735
Shouldn't you be
with the kids?

985
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:51,519
Kids? Kids!

986
00:39:52,607 --> 00:39:54,392
Roger, it's this way.

987
00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:58,178
- I knew that.
- Uh-huh.

988
00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:01,007
Nobody in here.

989
00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:02,487
Time to smoke my blunt.

990
00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:05,838
Ooh. Mustn't get too hard.

991
00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,143
Nobody.

992
00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:10,451
- What am I gonna do?
- [screaming]

993
00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:12,497
[Calvin screams]

994
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:14,388
- Help me. Help me. Help me.
Help me. -Want me to help you?

995
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,370
- Oh, please-- [screams]
- Let me take a picture.

996
00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:28,687
- [man] Now come on, man. -Man,
why you so strong? Get off... I can walk.

997
00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:31,864
Yo-- Yo, what's goin' on?

998
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,170
Ain't none of your business,
sir.

999
00:40:34,214 --> 00:40:35,520
It is my business.
He's with me.

1000
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,106
Well, then,
you need to come with me, too.

1001
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:38,479
- [grunts]
- Come on, now.

1002
00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:40,612
- You snitched. You're stupid.
- Damn, man! Damn!

1003
00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,788
[man] Fye is causing
some side effects.

1004
00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:45,878
This is very, very bad.
These results are horrendous.

1005
00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:48,446
Well, should we delay
the launch?

1006
00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:52,624
No. Absolutely not.
Our stock price would plummet.

1007
00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:53,949
- [Calvin] Ow!
- [Roger] Quiet, man.

1008
00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:56,366
- Sorry to interrupt.
- What is it?

1009
00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:57,822
I found these two
wandering around the halls

1010
00:40:57,846 --> 00:40:59,761
and this gentleman
was in a restricted area.

1011
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,765
Who you callin' a gentleman?
I am not no gentleman. I am a grown man.

1012
00:41:05,332 --> 00:41:07,377
[laughs] What--
What's going on?

1013
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:10,076
Uh, these two claim to be
with the high school,

1014
00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:13,427
but none of the other chaperones
have ever heard of 'em.

1015
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,733
They say they're with you?

1016
00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:16,735
Mm-hm. Yeah.

1017
00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:20,695
Yup. I'm taking them
to lunch today.

1018
00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:21,803
They're actually
community leaders.

1019
00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:25,613
Oh! Community leaders.
Wonderful.

1020
00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:27,006
Calvin, Roger.

1021
00:41:27,049 --> 00:41:30,575
Yeah. It's Officer Community
Leader Calvin, at that.

1022
00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:32,509
- And Obama was a community leader.
- [Roger] Uh-huh.

1023
00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,143
I miss Obama.

1024
00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:35,057
- He was a deacon at his church.
- Hello there. Thank you so much.

1025
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:35,928
We're gonna go.

1026
00:41:35,971 --> 00:41:37,538
Take them to Chez Jane.

1027
00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,124
It's the best soul food
in Atlanta. It's on us.

1028
00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:41,368
He only like brown M&Ms,
did you know?

1029
00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:42,543
Thank you so much.

1030
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,502
Love you, brothas.

1031
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:46,392
Yo, thanks for helping us out,
and all that, you know what I'm saying,

1032
00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:48,549
giving us a ride back
to the whip, and all that.

1033
00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:52,161
Are you kidding me? You just gave me
an excuse to get out of the office.

1034
00:41:52,205 --> 00:41:53,617
Let's go get that lunch
I just lied about.

1035
00:41:53,641 --> 00:41:55,730
Uh-uh, uh-uh,
I don't think we--

1036
00:41:55,774 --> 00:41:57,055
Uh-uh, we ain't got time, ma'am.
We're kinda in a rush.

1037
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,168
Uh, have you ever eaten
at Magic Kitty?

1038
00:41:59,952 --> 00:42:01,910
- Huh?
- Yo, yo, yo. [laughs]

1039
00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:04,870
Yo, he's kidding.
We should go to Zaxby's or something.

1040
00:42:04,913 --> 00:42:07,786
Well, if you want the best
wings, you go to Magic Kitty.

1041
00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:10,049
Let's go see some booty.

1042
00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:11,679
Okay, but look.
There's a reason we gotta go, okay?

1043
00:42:11,703 --> 00:42:14,096
We gotta go see
some Russian gangsters, okay?

1044
00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:17,056
They stole our weed.
And we ain't really got a plan.

1045
00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,099
And you could die.

1046
00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:21,993
Okay. Well as long as I'm not eating
a boring-ass salad bowl at the mall,

1047
00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:23,889
I'm down for whatever,
Calvin.

1048
00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:24,977
Let's go.

1049
00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:28,807
Shit. You said you wanted
a ride or die.

1050
00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:34,508
So that's what we into,
people that just wanna die?

1051
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,989
♪ If you a bad chick
Let me hear you say
Yeah ♪

1052
00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:39,426
♪ Little booty, big booty
Don't care
Yeah ♪

1053
00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:41,229
♪ You got your own car
Or your own crib
Yeah ♪

1054
00:42:41,254 --> 00:42:43,256
♪ He steady callin'
But you leave him on read ♪

1055
00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:44,910
♪ Just sway wid it
Sway wid it ♪

1056
00:42:44,953 --> 00:42:46,476
♪ Sway wid it

1057
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,720
♪ Kinda geeked up
Sway wid it ♪

1058
00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:50,524
Oh!

1059
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,308
♪ Just sway wid it
Sway wid it
Sway wid it ♪

1060
00:42:52,352 --> 00:42:54,592
♪ I met a dude named Wes Said
he checkin' for the best ♪

1061
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,618
What's up, baby?
You wanna dance?

1062
00:42:57,662 --> 00:43:01,404
No. I won't-- We don't want no dance
right now. Maybe-- maybe laters.

1063
00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:03,078
But I know what you can
help me with, though.

1064
00:43:03,102 --> 00:43:05,365
Um, you know where
I can find Ivanov?

1065
00:43:06,192 --> 00:43:07,933
Sorry, I'm working.

1066
00:43:07,976 --> 00:43:10,370
You working?
Oh, but you can't find Ivanov?

1067
00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:12,546
- [man] Hey.
- Hey.

1068
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,790
I know what
you're lookin' for.

1069
00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:17,377
So, you-- You--
Where the hell my weed at?

1070
00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:21,990
I got no need for your weed,
'cause I got so much money, it's funny.

1071
00:43:22,034 --> 00:43:23,165
I Got Money.

1072
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,082
I'm a li'l popcorn player.

1073
00:43:28,736 --> 00:43:30,651
That nigga
just made it rain on me!

1074
00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:32,087
These wings are so good.

1075
00:43:32,131 --> 00:43:34,263
These breasts and thighs
are good, too.

1076
00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:37,615
Whoo! Go, girl.

1077
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,879
Ooh.

1078
00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:44,317
Now that ain't corporate,
right there.

1079
00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:47,929
- A heap of hundreds, cuz!
- Hey, buddy.

1080
00:43:47,973 --> 00:43:50,410
Uh-uh. I told you
I ain't want no dance.

1081
00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:52,673
I heard you're looking
for Ivanov.

1082
00:43:52,717 --> 00:43:56,242
Yes. And tell him, when you see
him, I need to talk to him.

1083
00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:58,461
The boss is here. [barks]

1084
00:43:58,505 --> 00:43:59,898
He is not a he.

1085
00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:02,204
What you talkin' 'bout,
blondie?

1086
00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:06,295
I am Ivanov. Irena Ivanov.

1087
00:44:06,905 --> 00:44:07,905
Let's go.

1088
00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:11,668
Yeah, you all heard
The Terminator.

1089
00:44:11,692 --> 00:44:13,128
We gotta get the hell up
outta here.

1090
00:44:13,172 --> 00:44:14,652
Let's go see
what she's talkin' 'bout.

1091
00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:20,048
[Irena] Okay, let's hear it.

1092
00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:23,051
Why are you coming in here
and disrespecting my business?

1093
00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:24,923
No. What's disrespectful is,

1094
00:44:24,966 --> 00:44:26,944
you stealin' our weed and passin'
it off like it's your own.

1095
00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:29,667
- [Roger] Calm down, Calvin.
- No. Ain't no calm down, cuz.

1096
00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:31,843
I'ma calm down when you
all give us our weed back.

1097
00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:35,281
We don't steal weed.
You are wasting my time.

1098
00:44:35,324 --> 00:44:37,109
Bogdan, get rid of them.

1099
00:44:37,152 --> 00:44:39,372
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're not here to cause any trouble.

1100
00:44:39,415 --> 00:44:42,462
No, Alicia, ain't nobody scared
of Thieven Seagal. You hear me?

1101
00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:46,596
I'm about to go left and right like a
carnival game, only ugly-- [screams]

1102
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,878
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1103
00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:50,383
What if I offered you guys
a truce?

1104
00:44:50,426 --> 00:44:51,577
You all like smokin' weed,
right?

1105
00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:52,601
[Calvin whimpers]

1106
00:44:57,825 --> 00:44:59,174
[speaking Russian]

1107
00:45:05,964 --> 00:45:07,269
[laughter]

1108
00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:12,578
Okay.

1109
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:17,410
Okay. Okay.
Now we do business.

1110
00:45:18,193 --> 00:45:20,021
[speaking Russian]

1111
00:45:34,383 --> 00:45:35,383
[laughing]

1112
00:45:36,646 --> 00:45:38,779
Hey, this, uh,
this is my design.

1113
00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:40,302
Your design?

1114
00:45:40,346 --> 00:45:43,828
[laughs] This college kid,
he come into my tattoo shop.

1115
00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:45,873
He said, "I want
cool Russian tattoo."

1116
00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:48,746
But fuck this guy,
so I designed "Weak Dick."

1117
00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,530
He must like,
he put on weed jar.

1118
00:45:51,661 --> 00:45:53,315
And what's the name
of this kid?

1119
00:45:53,359 --> 00:45:55,535
I don't know, but, uh,

1120
00:45:55,578 --> 00:45:58,886
he have red-black sweatshirt,
uh, with pussy on it.

1121
00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:00,105
P-pussycat.

1122
00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:03,108
South Atlanta College, right?
Yeah.

1123
00:46:03,151 --> 00:46:04,936
I think we're going
to school, after all.

1124
00:46:04,979 --> 00:46:06,241
You're not going anywhere.

1125
00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:07,634
- Okay.
- Oh, shit.

1126
00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:08,872
- [bouncer speaks Russian]
- Whoa.

1127
00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:10,898
Shit. What's goin' on here?

1128
00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:14,467
We give you good information.
Now you give me something.

1129
00:46:15,947 --> 00:46:17,035
I want her.

1130
00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:19,341
Me?

1131
00:46:19,385 --> 00:46:22,605
You are classy-hot,
not like other girls.

1132
00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:23,824
I want to see you dance.

1133
00:46:23,868 --> 00:46:25,739
[Bogdan]
I would like to see her, too.

1134
00:46:27,088 --> 00:46:28,742
[Irena] You work for me now.

1135
00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:33,528
We need a plan.

1136
00:46:34,617 --> 00:46:35,937
We gotta get up outta here,
y'all.

1137
00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:38,665
Calm down. I got this.

1138
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:40,145
[up-tempo music playing]

1139
00:46:50,198 --> 00:46:51,872
Your girl done did this before.
Yes, she have.

1140
00:46:51,896 --> 00:46:52,940
- [laughs]
- Shut up, dawg.

1141
00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:54,376
[Calvin] Go, Alicia!

1142
00:46:57,553 --> 00:46:59,120
[grunts]

1143
00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:00,948
Irena! Irena!

1144
00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:02,863
- [Bogdan speaks Russian]
- [both] Oh! Damn!

1145
00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:04,604
- Run!
- Go! [speaks Russian]

1146
00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:07,476
- Girl, you crazy! To hell wrong wit' you!
- [Bogdan speaks Russian]

1147
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,200
- [Alicia grunts]
- [Bogdan speaks Russian]

1148
00:47:14,744 --> 00:47:16,624
- Come on, God, they crazy!
- [Alicia] Let's go!

1149
00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:19,837
- [grunts]
- [Roger] What is you doin'?

1150
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,447
- Come on.
- Let's go!

1151
00:47:23,362 --> 00:47:24,362
[yelling]

1152
00:47:27,192 --> 00:47:28,256
[Calvin] Girl, what was you
doin' in there?

1153
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,325
[Alicia]
You said we needed a plan.

1154
00:47:30,369 --> 00:47:32,414
[Roger] We didn't say
kick the Russian in the head.

1155
00:47:37,506 --> 00:47:38,506
[Bogdan speaks Russian]

1156
00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:41,467
[Bogdan] Fuck!

1157
00:47:45,645 --> 00:47:46,864
[speaks Russian]

1158
00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:58,701
[indistinct]

1159
00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:00,747
[Alicia laughs] Oops.

1160
00:48:00,790 --> 00:48:02,401
[Calvin] Damn, girl!

1161
00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:03,489
Yo, I just feel like

1162
00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:06,990
we bein' such a bad influence on you.
You know what I'm sayin'?

1163
00:48:07,014 --> 00:48:09,930
Like, if you need to get back to
work or whatever you was doin',

1164
00:48:09,974 --> 00:48:12,846
me and my cousin, really,
we got it from here on.

1165
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:17,851
I can't go-- I literally can't go
back to work today. I'm high as hell.

1166
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,288
Which one of these students
you think smoke weed?

1167
00:48:20,332 --> 00:48:23,813
All the' kids smoke weed.
You gotta know how to talk to 'em. Mm-hm.

1168
00:48:23,857 --> 00:48:25,511
Just gotta know what to say.
Watch out.

1169
00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:29,689
Football players.
Which one of y'all got that Weak Dick?

1170
00:48:33,127 --> 00:48:34,389
Damn.

1171
00:48:34,433 --> 00:48:35,390
I didn't name it that!

1172
00:48:35,434 --> 00:48:37,392
[grunts]

1173
00:48:39,177 --> 00:48:40,526
I didn't name it that.

1174
00:48:40,569 --> 00:48:42,136
[indistinct] Damn.

1175
00:48:43,572 --> 00:48:45,748
All right,
it can't be that hard to find a kid

1176
00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:48,273
who smokes weed
on a college campus.

1177
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,536
I think I know somebody.

1178
00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:52,973
Uh-huh. Follow my cuz.

1179
00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:55,410
[camera clicking]

1180
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,282
[laughs]

1181
00:48:58,718 --> 00:49:01,851
Well, well, well,
if it ain't Robbin' and Stealin'.

1182
00:49:02,548 --> 00:49:05,725
Nah, it's Meegan and Steffi.

1183
00:49:05,768 --> 00:49:09,381
Oh, hey! Zesto's!

1184
00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:10,948
- What's up?
- Oh. [laughs]

1185
00:49:10,991 --> 00:49:12,993
Sorry about what happened
the other night.

1186
00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:14,560
Hey, didn't you get
our apology joint?

1187
00:49:14,603 --> 00:49:18,042
Yeah, I got it.
And I got fired.

1188
00:49:18,085 --> 00:49:20,435
Mm-hm. But it don't even
matter right now.

1189
00:49:20,479 --> 00:49:23,134
I need you to tell me right
now, who sells this weed.

1190
00:49:23,177 --> 00:49:24,177
Right now.

1191
00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:28,487
We don't smoke weed.

1192
00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:29,967
Are you serious?

1193
00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:32,317
You gon' tell me that right
now, with a straight face,

1194
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,121
after we just smoked a pound in the
back of your Benz the other night?

1195
00:49:36,495 --> 00:49:38,976
It was-- They made me do it.
It was weird.

1196
00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:40,107
Uh-huh.

1197
00:49:40,151 --> 00:49:42,109
Oh, you ain't got
to explain yourself!

1198
00:49:42,153 --> 00:49:43,217
- Stop actin' like that.
- [Roger] I know. I'm just--

1199
00:49:43,241 --> 00:49:44,677
He smoke weed. Listen here.

1200
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,000
Chocolate, Vanilla,
stop playin'.

1201
00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:50,330
Where's our weed, 'cause if you
don't tell us where our weed at,

1202
00:49:50,683 --> 00:49:52,661
Alicia here gonna kick y'all ass.
Ain't that right?

1203
00:49:52,685 --> 00:49:53,860
Mm-hm.

1204
00:49:53,903 --> 00:49:55,122
Yup.

1205
00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:57,081
Yup. You don't wanna--
[laughs]

1206
00:49:57,777 --> 00:49:59,170
Don't test me.

1207
00:49:59,213 --> 00:50:01,737
Now I already drop-kicked
one little goofy bird today.

1208
00:50:01,781 --> 00:50:02,781
Just like that.

1209
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,219
She don't look crazy.

1210
00:50:05,263 --> 00:50:07,613
Yeah, you ain't scaring nobody.

1211
00:50:07,656 --> 00:50:10,877
Those pants are from J.Crew.
I wore them to a Bar Mitzvah.

1212
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,227
Oh. Okay. All right.

1213
00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:14,968
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, shit.

1214
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:15,882
[Roger] Got somethin' now.

1215
00:50:15,925 --> 00:50:17,101
Oh. Here.

1216
00:50:17,144 --> 00:50:18,798
Okay. Okay! Okay.

1217
00:50:19,494 --> 00:50:21,496
This guy named Tobin,

1218
00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:24,151
he's got the best weed
these days.

1219
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:29,809
It makes you feel like Beyonce
riding a horse, like bareback.

1220
00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:33,073
But I heard he's, like,
huge and scary,

1221
00:50:33,117 --> 00:50:35,336
so I wouldn't mess with him
if I were you guys.

1222
00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:36,685
Nobody care about that.
Okay?

1223
00:50:36,729 --> 00:50:38,774
I know Krav Maga.
You hear me?

1224
00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:40,602
- You hear me?
- Damn.

1225
00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:41,884
Listen here.
Y'all ain't ready for this crane.

1226
00:50:41,908 --> 00:50:44,302
So, uh,
where is this Tobin dude?

1227
00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:47,783
He's sponsoring a party at Theta
tonight, but y'all can't get in.

1228
00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:49,568
It's for frats only.

1229
00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:52,223
Plus, you guys, I really
wouldn't mess with him.

1230
00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:54,964
He's like the Soog Knight
of Atlanta.

1231
00:50:55,574 --> 00:50:56,854
- "Soog Knight."
- "Soog Knight."

1232
00:50:57,445 --> 00:50:58,664
You mean Suge?

1233
00:50:58,707 --> 00:51:00,057
Whatever.

1234
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:02,581
Ooh, you all gotta stop
watchin' black movies. Okay?

1235
00:51:02,624 --> 00:51:04,409
'Cause you're fuckin' up
the culture.

1236
00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:05,627
It's like the same thing.

1237
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:06,933
It's okay.

1238
00:51:06,976 --> 00:51:09,892
Come on, girl. Damn.

1239
00:51:09,936 --> 00:51:11,653
♪ The boy got a problem
Better figure it out ♪

1240
00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:14,245
♪ All you selfie-takin' nickin'
Gotta watch your mouth ♪

1241
00:51:14,288 --> 00:51:17,117
♪ I'm just a Midwest playa
With some bounce
From the South ♪

1242
00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:19,163
Whoo! Thi' thang lit!

1243
00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:23,558
Oh, they let everybody in here.
Okay, I see what's happenin'.

1244
00:51:23,602 --> 00:51:26,561
Yo. [laughs] Where you think
we gon' find the Tobin dude?

1245
00:51:26,605 --> 00:51:28,737
I don't know.
We gotta split up, baby.

1246
00:51:28,781 --> 00:51:31,088
[laughing]
I think I'm gonna go that way.

1247
00:51:31,131 --> 00:51:34,700
Ladies! Have you ever met a guy who
been to another dimension? Okay.

1248
00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:37,355
♪ Damn

1249
00:51:37,398 --> 00:51:39,531
♪ Bag just dropped
I'm about to go
Ham ♪

1250
00:51:39,574 --> 00:51:41,291
♪ Pretty girls flock
When they see me go
Ham ♪

1251
00:51:41,315 --> 00:51:43,796
♪ Shakin' too hard for the radio Damn ♪

1252
00:51:43,839 --> 00:51:45,580
♪ I'm about to go
Damn ♪

1253
00:51:45,624 --> 00:51:47,669
♪ Adios
Damn ♪

1254
00:51:47,713 --> 00:51:49,802
♪ Bag just dropped
I'm about to go
Ham ♪

1255
00:51:49,845 --> 00:51:51,630
♪ Pretty girls flock
When they see me go
Ham ♪

1256
00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:53,327
♪ I'm about to go--

1257
00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:56,025
Damn, I shoulda went to college.
Ooh-wee. What's up, baby?

1258
00:51:56,069 --> 00:51:58,158
Yes, yes. [laughs]

1259
00:51:58,202 --> 00:51:59,420
Ladies.

1260
00:51:59,464 --> 00:52:01,064
Can one of you ladies
help me find Tobin?

1261
00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,164
Tobin? No?

1262
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:06,819
Ooh. Girl, that's why your wig stink.
Don't do that.

1263
00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:07,862
Hey, my man. Who you wi'?

1264
00:52:09,430 --> 00:52:11,954
Oh, uh, I'm lookin' for my boy Tobin.
You know where he at?

1265
00:52:11,998 --> 00:52:13,042
- Tobin!
- Who you with?

1266
00:52:13,086 --> 00:52:14,305
Hey, I ain't
ask you all that.

1267
00:52:14,348 --> 00:52:16,350
This is a private party.
Who you wi'?

1268
00:52:16,394 --> 00:52:17,699
- Oh, who I'm with.
- Yeah.

1269
00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:22,269
Um, I'm from another chapter.
Minnesota.

1270
00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:26,404
Mm-hm. Theta all day, baby!
Theta. All. Day.

1271
00:52:26,447 --> 00:52:29,146
[laughs] Hell, yeah.
Theta all day.

1272
00:52:29,189 --> 00:52:31,409
- Yeah.
- Theta all day, baby. Okay.

1273
00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:34,194
Look, look. We about to step.
We down a man. Hop in.

1274
00:52:34,238 --> 00:52:35,761
No. I got asthma.

1275
00:52:35,804 --> 00:52:37,565
- I can't really do that right now.
- Hey, hop in, bro.

1276
00:52:37,589 --> 00:52:38,372
- Let me go use the bathroom.
- Oh, yo, we got one!

1277
00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:40,244
Okay. Later-later.

1278
00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:43,421
So, do you got a man?

1279
00:52:44,552 --> 00:52:46,989
Roger, do you really think
I'd be here if I had a man?

1280
00:52:47,033 --> 00:52:49,514
- No, I'm just asking.
- [gasps]

1281
00:52:49,557 --> 00:52:50,689
[slow song plays]

1282
00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:52,430
I love this song.
Let's go dance.

1283
00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:54,910
Don't kick me in the head.

1284
00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:56,303
♪ Oh, you exotic

1285
00:52:57,957 --> 00:52:59,804
♪ Who told you you could
Walk in here like that ♪

1286
00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:02,091
♪ Who told you you could
Light up this room like that ♪

1287
00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:04,287
♪ Who told you you could kill
All these girls like that ♪

1288
00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:06,835
♪ And every time they hate You
know you got that kickback ♪

1289
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:09,011
♪ 'Cause, oh, you somebody
Somebody ♪

1290
00:53:09,055 --> 00:53:11,666
♪ Oh, you somebody
Somebody ♪

1291
00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:13,755
♪ Oh, you somebody
Somebody ♪

1292
00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:15,453
♪ Must be somebody

1293
00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:17,890
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

1294
00:53:17,933 --> 00:53:20,216
[Calvin] Uh-uh! Man, what y'all doin'?
Uh-uh, get off me, brotha!

1295
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,870
- I ain't come here for that!
I just came to talk to some... -What the...

1296
00:53:21,894 --> 00:53:23,461
- Come on.
- Yeah.

1297
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:24,829
Hold your horses right now.
You mean right now?

1298
00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:26,203
- Oh--
- Right now.

1299
00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:27,204
- This is where you wanna go?
- Yes!

1300
00:53:27,247 --> 00:53:28,292
Yeah, man. Let's go.

1301
00:53:29,031 --> 00:53:29,989
Right here.
All right. Come on.

1302
00:53:30,032 --> 00:53:31,295
[music playing]

1303
00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:36,909
I got it! I got the move, bro.

1304
00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:38,911
Whoo!

1305
00:53:38,954 --> 00:53:40,129
Whoo!

1306
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:46,484
Oo-oo!

1307
00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:50,270
All right.
Eyes over y'all back.

1308
00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:51,314
I'll be ready for ya.

1309
00:53:52,054 --> 00:53:53,578
Now beat 'em back.

1310
00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:55,232
[humming]

1311
00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:57,495
[grunting]

1312
00:54:01,977 --> 00:54:03,022
[squealing]

1313
00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:05,154
[cheering]

1314
00:54:05,198 --> 00:54:08,027
Oh, shit. You people are crazy.

1315
00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:10,638
[all chanting]
Theta flip! Theta flip!

1316
00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:13,075
Theta flip! Theta flip!

1317
00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:14,294
- [man] Go.
- Come on, bro.

1318
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:16,209
Theta flip. Let's go! I got you!

1319
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:19,821
I got asthma. Don't make me flip.
It ain't good for my heart.

1320
00:54:19,865 --> 00:54:22,433
[all chanting]
Theta flip! Theta flip!

1321
00:54:22,476 --> 00:54:25,566
Theta flip! Theta flip!
Theta flip!

1322
00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:28,047
[grunts] Oh!

1323
00:54:28,090 --> 00:54:29,527
- Oh!
- Ow!

1324
00:54:29,570 --> 00:54:31,964
Ooh!

1325
00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:33,008
I'm good.

1326
00:54:33,052 --> 00:54:34,183
- [grunts]
- Damn!

1327
00:54:34,227 --> 00:54:36,969
No harm, no foul. All right?
I'm 'kay.

1328
00:54:37,796 --> 00:54:39,580
[screams]

1329
00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:40,842
[all gasp]

1330
00:54:41,582 --> 00:54:43,062
- [groans]
- [Roger] Calvin!

1331
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:46,935
That's our founding
brother's ashes!

1332
00:54:46,979 --> 00:54:48,067
[man groans]

1333
00:54:48,110 --> 00:54:49,373
You say this who?

1334
00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:50,852
Our founding brother's
ashes, man!

1335
00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:53,899
[grunts] Oh, shit.

1336
00:54:55,161 --> 00:54:57,294
I got dead people all over me!

1337
00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:59,557
Y'all, that ain't no damn Theta!
Stop that bitch!

1338
00:55:00,340 --> 00:55:02,342
[grunts]

1339
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:03,450
- Let's go, let's go! -[Calvin] Oh,
they're trying to kick on me! Move!

1340
00:55:03,474 --> 00:55:04,634
Let's find somewhere to hide!

1341
00:55:05,127 --> 00:55:06,172
That's weird.

1342
00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:08,411
- This-- This look like trouble.
- Oh!

1343
00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:09,630
[Calvin] Oh, yeah,
let's hide in here.

1344
00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:11,220
Can I join y'all?

1345
00:55:11,264 --> 00:55:12,309
Come on! Aw!

1346
00:55:14,049 --> 00:55:15,616
[barking]

1347
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:16,791
[all] Oh.

1348
00:55:19,707 --> 00:55:21,230
[Roger] That is wrong.

1349
00:55:21,274 --> 00:55:23,885
- You just need Jesus.
- Come on, Cal.

1350
00:55:23,929 --> 00:55:26,235
- Get that punk up!
- Yo, get back here, punk!

1351
00:55:26,279 --> 00:55:27,193
Let's go! Where he at?

1352
00:55:27,236 --> 00:55:27,889
- This way.
- Where they at?

1353
00:55:27,933 --> 00:55:29,282
Check all the rooms!

1354
00:55:30,283 --> 00:55:33,373
Man, I told you to stay low.
Now what we supposed to do?

1355
00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,288
Tell me how we're supposed
to find Tobin now.

1356
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,552
Hey, yo, let's go see if Tobin got
any more of that killer weed, man.

1357
00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:41,773
See? I told you
we gonna be straight.

1358
00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,472
[grunts] Mm-hm.

1359
00:55:46,386 --> 00:55:47,386
[grunts]

1360
00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:49,433
[coughs]

1361
00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:50,564
Yup.

1362
00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:52,914
That's our weed.

1363
00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:55,264
[man] There's a security breach.

1364
00:55:55,308 --> 00:55:57,508
Some scrawny dude with no dance
skills, and his friends.

1365
00:55:59,051 --> 00:56:01,053
Scrawny dude?
I will fight that mother--

1366
00:56:01,096 --> 00:56:03,621
Wait, you can't just go in there,
all maniac-style like that.

1367
00:56:03,664 --> 00:56:05,405
We need to have a plan first.

1368
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:06,450
What weed we got left?

1369
00:56:07,451 --> 00:56:09,235
We ain't got no damn weed,
Roger.

1370
00:56:09,278 --> 00:56:10,758
We ain't got nothin'
but shake.

1371
00:56:10,802 --> 00:56:13,544
Hold up. Remember we was
kids, we had no weed then.

1372
00:56:13,587 --> 00:56:17,286
We used to go in my mama room and take all the
little roaches and shake, put it together,

1373
00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:18,984
and make a super joint.

1374
00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:20,048
Sta- I see where you goin'--

1375
00:56:20,072 --> 00:56:21,987
[both] It's Captain Planet.

1376
00:56:22,030 --> 00:56:23,249
- Call on him.
- Let's do it.

1377
00:56:23,292 --> 00:56:24,444
Mr. Planet, sir,
we call on you today

1378
00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:26,339
because we need your help
more than ever.

1379
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,080
We was wondering
if you could slide down

1380
00:56:28,123 --> 00:56:29,710
and help us up
with some of that good-good.

1381
00:56:29,734 --> 00:56:30,754
He ain't pick up.
Hang up the phone.

1382
00:56:30,778 --> 00:56:31,736
- Leave a message.
- Break.

1383
00:56:31,779 --> 00:56:32,779
Come on! Let's go!

1384
00:56:52,539 --> 00:56:53,539
Thank ya, brotha.

1385
00:56:58,589 --> 00:57:00,155
[coughs] That's it, bro.

1386
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:01,243
[coughs]

1387
00:57:02,549 --> 00:57:04,464
- [grunts]
- Are you guys okay?

1388
00:57:04,508 --> 00:57:06,640
It's [coughs]
part of the process.

1389
00:57:06,684 --> 00:57:07,772
Trust me.

1390
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:09,513
Ooh, Lord.

1391
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,259
Goddamn it!

1392
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:20,088
I'm okay. I'm all right.

1393
00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:21,132
Yeah, fool.

1394
00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:24,678
All right, now everybody be cool.
Don't nobody make a move.

1395
00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:27,487
You all didn't have to kick the door
in, man. It was open.

1396
00:57:27,531 --> 00:57:30,055
Well, if you don't get your Missy
Elliott body half an ass up,

1397
00:57:30,098 --> 00:57:31,839
well, I'm on your ah', bo--

1398
00:57:31,883 --> 00:57:33,513
- Get his ass.
- I'm talkin' 'bout Big Top Lilly.

1399
00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:35,887
- [Roger] Get his ass.
- [Calvin squeals]

1400
00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:37,821
Look at him. You shoulda joined
a sorority 'cause you know why?

1401
00:57:37,845 --> 00:57:39,717
♪ You got titties

1402
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,588
Get his ass.

1403
00:57:41,632 --> 00:57:44,112
Well, look at you.
Why you got a check on your forehead?

1404
00:57:44,156 --> 00:57:47,115
I bet your tattoo artist was in the
third grade. Good, check, ugly butt.

1405
00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:48,682
- Get his ass.
- [squeals]

1406
00:57:48,726 --> 00:57:50,486
- I'm ju' gettin' started--
- We didn't come here to play.

1407
00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:52,294
- Right.
- Where's Tobin?

1408
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:56,560
Whassup, bitches?

1409
00:57:57,343 --> 00:57:58,213
- Wait a minute.
- Oh, hell, no.

1410
00:57:58,257 --> 00:58:00,128
I know you ain't Tobin.

1411
00:58:00,172 --> 00:58:03,044
♪ Business is boomin'
Money be movin' ♪

1412
00:58:03,088 --> 00:58:04,785
Give us our weed back,
white boy.

1413
00:58:04,829 --> 00:58:07,701
No. No, I--
I'm not giving anything back.

1414
00:58:07,745 --> 00:58:09,921
'Cause I've learned
an important lesson.

1415
00:58:09,964 --> 00:58:11,028
- That lesson is,
when you have amazing weed... -[grunts]

1416
00:58:11,052 --> 00:58:12,489
Mm-hm.

1417
00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:13,612
...everybody's nice to you.

1418
00:58:14,578 --> 00:58:16,275
Even if you're
a nerdy white virgin.

1419
00:58:16,971 --> 00:58:19,539
No, no, I'm--
I'm not a virgin.

1420
00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:21,454
I've had so much sex.

1421
00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:24,718
No, no. I know another lesson
your ass about to learn today,

1422
00:58:24,762 --> 00:58:26,043
- li'l virgin white boy.
- Let him know.

1423
00:58:26,067 --> 00:58:28,548
When you steal people shit,
it's repercussion.

1424
00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:31,203
We comin' back to cap that ass.

1425
00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:32,267
- Alicia, whoop his ass!
- Wait!

1426
00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:34,554
Can we not go there again?

1427
00:58:34,598 --> 00:58:37,470
Hell, yeah! And another thing is,
that tattoo you got on your arm,

1428
00:58:38,732 --> 00:58:40,647
it actually says "weak dick."

1429
00:58:40,691 --> 00:58:42,693
- What? What?
- [laughs] Flimsy.

1430
00:58:42,736 --> 00:58:45,826
No, no, the tattoo artist said
it meant "cool sex guy."

1431
00:58:45,870 --> 00:58:47,654
Oh, sweetie.

1432
00:58:47,698 --> 00:58:48,718
Get the hell outta my party!

1433
00:58:48,742 --> 00:58:51,179
You know,
I'm king of this frat now!

1434
00:58:51,223 --> 00:58:53,007
- [man 1] What?
- [man 2] What?

1435
00:58:53,051 --> 00:58:55,116
- Yo, say, what did you--
- What the hell you just say?

1436
00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:57,248
Uh, [laughs] I'm just-- I'm playin'.
I'm pla-- It's a joke.

1437
00:58:57,272 --> 00:58:58,926
Wait a minute.
Everybody shut up!

1438
00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:01,799
Everybody pause! Theta, you know what?
I'm tired of y'all.

1439
00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:03,931
We superheroes.
And you know what?

1440
00:59:03,975 --> 00:59:05,215
When our superpowers kick in...

1441
00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:09,763
♪ Ain't no tellin'
What we gon' do ♪

1442
00:59:09,807 --> 00:59:11,591
You don't wanna see this.

1443
00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:14,507
Uh, Roger, what's your superpowers,
'cause I think mine died, real.

1444
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:15,551
Oh.

1445
00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:24,647
[grunts]

1446
00:59:26,954 --> 00:59:27,954
What is he doing?

1447
00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:36,529
Holy shit.

1448
00:59:39,793 --> 00:59:41,882
- [gasps]
- What?

1449
00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:47,495
[exhales]

1450
00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:49,802
What happened?

1451
00:59:49,977 --> 00:59:50,977
[sniffs]

1452
00:59:51,718 --> 00:59:53,459
I smell dookie.

1453
00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:54,567
Oh, you ain't-- You ain't-- You
don't need to worry 'bout that.

1454
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,157
Uh-huh, did y'all see that?

1455
00:59:56,201 --> 00:59:57,550
Did you see that?

1456
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:59,726
Did you saw that masterpiece,
huh?

1457
00:59:59,770 --> 01:00:02,444
We ain't playin' no game. Ain't no tellin'
what we do when our powers kick in.

1458
01:00:02,468 --> 01:00:04,252
Yo, this ain't our Weed Bible.
Look at this.

1459
01:00:06,124 --> 01:00:08,126
[Calvin]
Kama Sutra For Small Men.

1460
01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:09,582
Hey, dude, give--
Give me my book back!

1461
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:11,520
- Oh! -Oh!
She be hittin' you from the back.

1462
01:00:11,564 --> 01:00:13,194
- [Tobin] Not [indistinct].
That's... that's normal. -Oh!

1463
01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:16,134
Dude, what you got goin' on?
What kind of fraternity is this?

1464
01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:16,917
Shit.

1465
01:00:16,961 --> 01:00:18,310
Where's our Weed Bible?

1466
01:00:18,353 --> 01:00:19,616
I don't know what that is.

1467
01:00:19,659 --> 01:00:21,095
I just bought your weed.

1468
01:00:21,139 --> 01:00:23,228
You know, some dude
sold it to me for cheap.

1469
01:00:23,271 --> 01:00:24,838
What dude that were?

1470
01:00:24,882 --> 01:00:28,189
I don't know.
Some dude going on about a booty cloud.

1471
01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:31,715
- Big Bang.
- Big Bang.

1472
01:00:31,758 --> 01:00:32,758
You can have that.

1473
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,895
Yeah, we smoke our founding
brother's ashes in his memory.

1474
01:00:43,988 --> 01:00:44,988
Thetas.

1475
01:00:45,511 --> 01:00:47,034
Oh, shit.

1476
01:00:47,078 --> 01:00:50,255
Uh, I guess smokin'
dead people really works.

1477
01:00:50,908 --> 01:00:53,737
What's up, negroes?

1478
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,261
- [founder laughs]
- [squeals]

1479
01:00:58,785 --> 01:01:01,024
[DJ] Sixty-eight degrees and
partly cloudy in downtown Atlanta.

1480
01:01:01,048 --> 01:01:03,790
Brought to you by Fye.
It's the future of high.

1481
01:01:03,834 --> 01:01:05,618
It's Fye. Launching tomorrow.

1482
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,751
[DJ 2] I know everybody's
excited about that.

1483
01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:09,143
Jimmy, you gonna go downtown--

1484
01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:12,406
Trap house,

1485
01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:15,877
there's so many wonderful things
I could say about ya.

1486
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,850
- But I don't feel like it.
- Big Bang, where's our Weed Bible?

1487
01:01:19,893 --> 01:01:22,287
What?
What you talkin' 'bout?

1488
01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:24,855
We know you got it,
because Tobin told us.

1489
01:01:24,898 --> 01:01:26,421
So Tobin told you
I had the Bible.

1490
01:01:26,465 --> 01:01:27,964
So just 'cause Tobin told you
somethin', you believe Tobin?

1491
01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:29,120
Where the Bible at?

1492
01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:31,209
A'ight, okay, a'ight, yeah.
I got it.

1493
01:01:31,252 --> 01:01:33,013
A'ight, I sold him some weed and
I ain't got none of the rest,

1494
01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:35,561
and I ain't got your Bible no more either.
Sold that, too.

1495
01:01:35,604 --> 01:01:37,737
To who?

1496
01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:39,062
I don't know. Some white people. White
people wanna buy stuff, you sell it to 'em.

1497
01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:40,740
Some company called, uh,
uh, Vit-- Vit--

1498
01:01:40,784 --> 01:01:42,568
Ver-- Verdant Biokinetics?

1499
01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:44,396
That. Say it again.

1500
01:01:44,439 --> 01:01:45,789
Verdant Biokinetics.

1501
01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:47,355
Yeah, that's them,
right there, man.

1502
01:01:47,399 --> 01:01:48,681
They were all
in a panic to get it.

1503
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,271
They almost ripped
my arm apart.

1504
01:01:50,315 --> 01:01:51,553
Someone was, "We all need it!
We all need it!"

1505
01:01:51,577 --> 01:01:53,318
And they paid me
a lot of money.

1506
01:01:53,361 --> 01:01:54,580
And that's how
I'm retiring.

1507
01:01:54,623 --> 01:01:57,017
Big Bang outta here.
[laughs] Bang!

1508
01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:59,324
What would a big tech lab
want with our weed?

1509
01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:01,476
I don't know. They said they gon'
make some, like, smart blunt.

1510
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,197
That's what it was called.
Fye.

1511
01:02:03,241 --> 01:02:05,417
And it was Fye, too.
They let me try.

1512
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,549
It was amazing.
Nice, clean burn.

1513
01:02:07,593 --> 01:02:09,987
Fruity flavors.
I think it's the future.

1514
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:12,859
Although the come-down,
it's a little bad, little shaky.

1515
01:02:12,903 --> 01:02:15,949
But, hey, more weed better than no weed.
You know what I'm sayin'?

1516
01:02:15,993 --> 01:02:18,082
And they white people.
Why not trust 'em?

1517
01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:19,779
And you ain't know
nothin' about this?

1518
01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:22,521
No-- I know they've been developing
something for a while now,

1519
01:02:22,564 --> 01:02:25,089
but I don't know what that has
to do with your Weed Bible.

1520
01:02:25,132 --> 01:02:26,132
Grow house.

1521
01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:27,699
The Weed Bible.

1522
01:02:28,309 --> 01:02:29,658
How you even know
about all that?

1523
01:02:32,139 --> 01:02:35,621
Man, I've been bangin'
your mama for months now.

1524
01:02:35,664 --> 01:02:36,840
[gasps]

1525
01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:39,103
I saw everything.

1526
01:02:39,146 --> 01:02:40,146
[mama screams]

1527
01:02:41,018 --> 01:02:42,846
Bro, who up there
smashing your mama, bro?

1528
01:02:42,889 --> 01:02:44,388
- I don't know, and I don't wanna know, man.
- [mom] Ooh, baby.

1529
01:02:44,412 --> 01:02:46,806
- Turn this up.
- [mama] Ooh, baby!

1530
01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:48,088
- Look at this.
- We need to turn this up.

1531
01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:49,306
- Turn up the TV, man.
- Do something.

1532
01:02:49,330 --> 01:02:50,699
- Come on.
- I don't wanna hear that.

1533
01:02:50,723 --> 01:02:53,595
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

1534
01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:55,293
- Bang!
- That was you?

1535
01:02:55,336 --> 01:02:58,818
And don't act so surprised.
I done told you a million times.

1536
01:02:58,862 --> 01:03:00,274
I thought that was just
"yo mama" jokes!

1537
01:03:00,298 --> 01:03:02,232
- Wait, so, you taught me
how to ride a bike. -Mm-hm.

1538
01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:03,780
You was at
my fifth birthday party.

1539
01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:06,347
Are you my daddy?

1540
01:03:06,391 --> 01:03:07,542
Hell no,
I ain't your daddy, boy!

1541
01:03:07,566 --> 01:03:09,611
- Oh.
- I look like it? Look at me.

1542
01:03:09,655 --> 01:03:11,676
He got a point.
He have light skin and you black as hell.

1543
01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:13,833
[Big Bang]
I was just being nice to you.

1544
01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:15,419
That's what you do, you be nice to
the kid to get close to the mom.

1545
01:03:15,443 --> 01:03:17,097
And she let me hit!

1546
01:03:17,141 --> 01:03:19,447
[mama] I heard that.

1547
01:03:19,491 --> 01:03:21,338
- Damn. Your mama got some ears on her.
- [door opens]

1548
01:03:21,362 --> 01:03:22,362
[both] We know.

1549
01:03:23,147 --> 01:03:25,845
There she is, baby.
[laughs]

1550
01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:27,780
- [laughs] Ooh! -[Big Bang] So
fine, walkin' down those stairs.

1551
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,588
- Hi, baby.
- Hey, baby.

1552
01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:32,025
- Mm, you smell good.
- [laughs] I know.

1553
01:03:32,069 --> 01:03:36,464
Roger, listen. I told Bang to
get your butt out that game.

1554
01:03:36,508 --> 01:03:37,639
Had to do it.

1555
01:03:37,683 --> 01:03:38,684
And you...

1556
01:03:38,727 --> 01:03:40,729
- Ooh...
- Did I do good?

1557
01:03:40,773 --> 01:03:42,093
- Did I do--
- You did good, baby!

1558
01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:43,384
- Did I do good?
- [moaning]

1559
01:03:43,428 --> 01:03:45,343
- Ooh!
- Oh, my God!

1560
01:03:45,386 --> 01:03:47,800
- Mom, I can't unsee stuff like that.
- [Big Bang] She made me...

1561
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,391
- Unsee this, too. And this.
And this. -Oh!

1562
01:03:50,435 --> 01:03:52,045
- Oh!
- [Big Bang moaning]

1563
01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:53,917
- [moaning]
- Oh. Ew.

1564
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,198
- You wanna see it again?
- No, I don't wanna see it ever!

1565
01:03:55,222 --> 01:03:57,616
I got tapes.
You should see the other stuff.

1566
01:03:57,659 --> 01:03:59,836
Bang, why am I still carrying
this darn suitcase?

1567
01:03:59,879 --> 01:04:01,726
I don't know, baby.
Shouldn't carry nothin' but my heart.

1568
01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:03,903
And where's that whip at of
yours you keep tellin' me about?

1569
01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:05,493
It's quarter past.

1570
01:04:05,537 --> 01:04:06,949
Bang, there it is right there.
Look at that.

1571
01:04:06,973 --> 01:04:09,367
[mom] Ooh! We done came up,
baby! [moans]

1572
01:04:09,410 --> 01:04:11,456
Bang play no games.
Gotta go.

1573
01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:13,675
- Open my door for me, honey.
Come on. -I will.

1574
01:04:13,719 --> 01:04:14,807
I'll be back in two weeks.

1575
01:04:16,069 --> 01:04:17,786
Don't you drink up
all my Fanta, boy. [squeals]

1576
01:04:17,810 --> 01:04:19,396
- Daddy-daddy, honey.
- Get in there, sweetness.

1577
01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:22,380
- Oh, let me get in here. Ooh!
- Yeah!

1578
01:04:22,423 --> 01:04:24,208
- [mom] Get in, baby!
- [engine starts]

1579
01:04:24,251 --> 01:04:25,644
Work that thing, babe.

1580
01:04:25,687 --> 01:04:27,907
- Bye, bitches. And we's rollin'.
- [laughs]

1581
01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:29,082
[mama] Ooh!

1582
01:04:30,910 --> 01:04:32,477
Wow. So that's that?

1583
01:04:34,479 --> 01:04:36,960
So, um, this is where
you guys live?

1584
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:39,919
- Yes.
- Yeah.

1585
01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:41,486
Okay.

1586
01:04:41,529 --> 01:04:44,010
If Big Bang took our Bible,
and sold it to the tech company,

1587
01:04:44,054 --> 01:04:45,335
I'm thinking,
let's just go get it back.

1588
01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:47,709
I mean, Alicia,
you work there, right?

1589
01:04:47,753 --> 01:04:51,017
So I'm sure there's no problem with
getting the CEO to hear us out. Right?

1590
01:04:53,106 --> 01:04:56,109
Well, hold on.
Guys, today's been--

1591
01:04:57,110 --> 01:04:59,132
I don't even know what today's been.
I can't do that.

1592
01:04:59,156 --> 01:05:01,332
We're talking about my job here,
my whole career.

1593
01:05:02,246 --> 01:05:04,030
- No.
- So now you're a corporate girl.

1594
01:05:04,074 --> 01:05:05,442
Thought that place
stressed you out.

1595
01:05:05,466 --> 01:05:07,120
Roger, no offense,

1596
01:05:07,164 --> 01:05:09,577
but you wouldn't know the first
thing about holding down a job.

1597
01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:11,709
- Yeah, I wouldn't know the first
thing... -I worked my ass off

1598
01:05:11,733 --> 01:05:13,668
to get to where I am, and I put
it all on the line for you today.

1599
01:05:13,692 --> 01:05:16,173
Just 'cause you work
at some big, fancy job,

1600
01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:17,826
that don't mean
you better than anybody.

1601
01:05:17,870 --> 01:05:18,870
I ain't no bum.

1602
01:05:20,177 --> 01:05:21,632
Okay, well, why don't you just
say what you really mean, then.

1603
01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:23,745
What I'm saying is,

1604
01:05:23,789 --> 01:05:26,420
you look real strange working for
them people that stole our stuff.

1605
01:05:26,444 --> 01:05:28,726
I'm just trying to figure out what
side you're on, 'cause right now,

1606
01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:30,187
you're looking like the Feds.

1607
01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:34,713
Okay.

1608
01:05:34,756 --> 01:05:36,236
What I'm not gonna do
is this.

1609
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,021
So, bye.

1610
01:05:38,064 --> 01:05:39,674
- Bye.
- Bye.

1611
01:05:39,718 --> 01:05:41,415
- Bye.
- [both] Bye!

1612
01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:43,374
- Bye.
- ♪ Bye-bye, bye, bye-bye!

1613
01:05:44,331 --> 01:05:45,724
Hell she sayin'? Shit.

1614
01:05:46,507 --> 01:05:47,769
Talkin' 'bout it.

1615
01:05:47,813 --> 01:05:49,119
Where you goin', cuz?

1616
01:05:49,162 --> 01:05:50,574
We gotta fix this, cuz.
You know that.

1617
01:05:50,598 --> 01:05:51,904
Goddamn!

1618
01:05:52,557 --> 01:05:53,601
♪ Hey! Hey!

1619
01:05:55,081 --> 01:05:56,213
♪ Hey! Hey!

1620
01:05:57,388 --> 01:05:58,780
♪ Hey! Hey!

1621
01:06:01,174 --> 01:06:02,654
[echoes] ♪ Hey! Hey!

1622
01:06:04,743 --> 01:06:07,398
- Uh-huh, that smells real
familiar, ma'am. -Hah.

1623
01:06:07,441 --> 01:06:10,009
- Why aren't you smokin'
your little Fye? -Hm.

1624
01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:11,402
I'm sorry. Can I help you?

1625
01:06:11,445 --> 01:06:14,840
Oh, you're Alicia's
community guys.

1626
01:06:14,883 --> 01:06:16,015
Supposedly.

1627
01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:17,886
Yeah. And that's our weed.

1628
01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:20,454
Oh. Well, congratulations.
My compliments to the chef.

1629
01:06:20,498 --> 01:06:22,761
This is the best weed
I've ever had.

1630
01:06:22,804 --> 01:06:24,806
You're doing a service
to your community.

1631
01:06:25,590 --> 01:06:26,871
My assistant got this
off the streets.

1632
01:06:26,895 --> 01:06:28,810
He got your little
cookbook, too.

1633
01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:30,682
So there won't be
any more of this.

1634
01:06:30,725 --> 01:06:32,553
So you got our Weed Bible!

1635
01:06:32,597 --> 01:06:35,904
Through a subcontractor,
so, it's all legit.

1636
01:06:35,948 --> 01:06:38,385
Big Bang is not
no damn subcontractor, okay?

1637
01:06:38,429 --> 01:06:40,387
He stole that from us.
It's not legit.

1638
01:06:40,431 --> 01:06:43,042
Oh. That sounds like
a "you" problem.

1639
01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:45,088
- [horn honks]
- Sorry, my ride is here.

1640
01:06:45,131 --> 01:06:46,785
My assistant, Hayes.

1641
01:06:47,568 --> 01:06:49,092
Hayes?

1642
01:06:49,135 --> 01:06:51,007
How could you
do this to us, bro?

1643
01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:53,096
Sorry, bro,
I'm up for a promotion.

1644
01:06:53,139 --> 01:06:56,186
- I shoulda dropped your ass off.
- We should have [indistinct] his ass.

1645
01:06:56,229 --> 01:06:58,188
Oh, uh, we didn't just buy
your weed.

1646
01:06:58,231 --> 01:07:02,018
We bought everybody's weed.
And what we couldn't buy, we just took.

1647
01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:05,847
So the town is thirsty now.

1648
01:07:05,891 --> 01:07:09,982
And guess who has
the cool, refreshing answer?

1649
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,115
Fye.

1650
01:07:12,158 --> 01:07:13,768
Man, what you know about Fye?

1651
01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:15,944
Oh, well, according to
the Urban Dictionary,

1652
01:07:15,988 --> 01:07:21,776
Fye is slang for fire,
as in "Fye is on fire."

1653
01:07:21,820 --> 01:07:23,406
Yeah, I knew all that
"woke" shit was fake!

1654
01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:27,913
Who, me fake?
Oh, believe me, I am 100% woke.

1655
01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:31,090
You should be thanking me.
I did you people a favor.

1656
01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:32,178
"You people"?

1657
01:07:32,222 --> 01:07:33,875
Fye has all the benefits
of marijuana,

1658
01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:36,008
while speaking
to the modern consumer.

1659
01:07:37,096 --> 01:07:41,666
Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, syncs all your
contacts, and it's legal.

1660
01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:44,930
There isn't gonna be a stoner
in Atlanta without one.

1661
01:07:44,973 --> 01:07:46,845
And then
the rest of the country.

1662
01:07:46,888 --> 01:07:49,500
Dealers go to jail,
but I'm gonna be rich.

1663
01:07:50,283 --> 01:07:52,459
I knew you was a snake, woman.
I knew it!

1664
01:07:52,503 --> 01:07:54,026
Damn braids, man.

1665
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,724
Oh. Sorry, not sorry.

1666
01:07:56,768 --> 01:07:58,596
I have a launch
to get ready for.

1667
01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:01,425
"Fye is the future
of relaxation."

1668
01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:04,819
Here, gentlemen, try some.

1669
01:08:04,863 --> 01:08:06,647
Much love, brothers.

1670
01:08:07,605 --> 01:08:09,215
[speaking gibberish]

1671
01:08:09,259 --> 01:08:11,391
- That's what we shoulda did.
- Fye her ass up, man.

1672
01:08:11,435 --> 01:08:13,875
- Shoulda said... [speaking
gibberish] -[Ana] Let's go, Hayes.

1673
01:08:19,530 --> 01:08:21,532
Yo, man,
I just can't catch a break.

1674
01:08:22,185 --> 01:08:23,229
It don't make no sense.

1675
01:08:24,926 --> 01:08:28,843
Man, to be honest, cuz,
forget the weed, forget the Bible.

1676
01:08:28,887 --> 01:08:31,127
We might as well just start
over, get a brand-new hustle.

1677
01:08:31,324 --> 01:08:34,153
[sighs] Nah, man.

1678
01:08:34,197 --> 01:08:36,397
I'm tired of starting over
with you. It-- it don't work.

1679
01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:38,473
Y'all wouldn't even
be selling weed

1680
01:08:38,505 --> 01:08:40,345
if you woulda just showed up
at the bank, dawg.

1681
01:08:41,247 --> 01:08:44,424
Man, I been hustling
to help you with your dreams.

1682
01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:46,644
I don't give a damn
'bout no snacks.

1683
01:08:46,687 --> 01:08:49,168
I'm just tryin' to be
a good cousin, bro.

1684
01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:51,083
And you know what?
You gonna stop blamin' me

1685
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:53,247
for all your problems
that go wrong in your life, man.

1686
01:08:55,827 --> 01:08:57,698
I know you're not gonna
smoke that.

1687
01:08:57,742 --> 01:08:58,917
Oh, this gettin' smoked.

1688
01:09:06,054 --> 01:09:07,143
[snoring]

1689
01:09:10,276 --> 01:09:12,800
Ooh, shoot.
My wig 'bout damn came off.

1690
01:09:12,844 --> 01:09:15,107
Boy, you need to
clean this room up.

1691
01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,195
[snoring]

1692
01:09:16,239 --> 01:09:18,154
Yo, look at Roger over here,
sleepin'.

1693
01:09:18,197 --> 01:09:19,877
- Waste our time. Let's get 'im.
- [laughs]

1694
01:09:22,070 --> 01:09:23,855
Baby Powder,
what the hell you doin' here?

1695
01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:25,117
We heard about the Bible.

1696
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,988
- Mm-hm.
- [laughs]

1697
01:09:27,032 --> 01:09:28,120
I did what you said, but...

1698
01:09:28,947 --> 01:09:30,557
[sighs] it's gone, now.
It's--

1699
01:09:30,601 --> 01:09:32,037
[woman] It's gone.

1700
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,125
I let y'all down.

1701
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,693
- You didn't let us down.
- Oh, no.

1702
01:09:35,736 --> 01:09:37,738
- You let the people down!
- The people!

1703
01:09:37,782 --> 01:09:39,349
- You screwed up.
- Mm.

1704
01:09:39,392 --> 01:09:42,221
- I oughta knock the green Now
and Later juice out... -No!

1705
01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:45,398
Thanks. That's helping me a lot,
making me feel better.

1706
01:09:45,442 --> 01:09:46,704
Let me explain
something to you.

1707
01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:49,054
- See, the Europeans...
- School him!

1708
01:09:49,097 --> 01:09:50,925
...they took the weed
and they gentrified it.

1709
01:09:50,969 --> 01:09:52,231
The saltine crackers.

1710
01:09:52,275 --> 01:09:53,885
They came in and mixed it up,

1711
01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:55,732
- put they own bells and whistles on
it, man. -You.

1712
01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:57,323
- And made it they own.
- You listening?

1713
01:09:57,367 --> 01:09:59,107
- And you gotta stop them.
- You.

1714
01:09:59,151 --> 01:10:03,024
How? The weed you gave me,
gave me superpowers, man.

1715
01:10:03,068 --> 01:10:06,114
Without that, I'm just
a broke-ass stoner, man.

1716
01:10:06,158 --> 01:10:07,725
[woman] Yeah. That's true.

1717
01:10:07,768 --> 01:10:10,031
Boy, that weed didn't give you
no superpowers.

1718
01:10:10,075 --> 01:10:12,208
Boy, you not a part
of The Avengers.

1719
01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:13,948
Ain't no Black Panther
up in you.

1720
01:10:13,992 --> 01:10:15,254
[growls]

1721
01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:16,255
But he right.

1722
01:10:16,299 --> 01:10:17,474
But how?

1723
01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,954
I don't understand.

1724
01:10:19,998 --> 01:10:21,782
You were just high.

1725
01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:24,698
None of that shit was real
to what you was thinkin'.

1726
01:10:24,742 --> 01:10:26,022
[woman]
Boy, just think about it.

1727
01:10:27,571 --> 01:10:29,181
[growls]

1728
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,225
[grunts]

1729
01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:33,054
Ow.

1730
01:10:33,098 --> 01:10:34,273
- [grunts]
- [Roger] Shoot!

1731
01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:35,361
Goddamn!

1732
01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:38,016
[speaks Russian]

1733
01:10:40,410 --> 01:10:42,847
[speaking gibberish]

1734
01:10:43,456 --> 01:10:45,110
[speaks Russian]

1735
01:10:45,153 --> 01:10:46,764
[laughs]

1736
01:10:46,807 --> 01:10:49,127
[Baby Powder] Uh,
that weed didn't give you no superpowers.

1737
01:10:52,030 --> 01:10:53,030
What the hell's he doin'?

1738
01:10:53,945 --> 01:10:54,945
[coughs]

1739
01:10:56,774 --> 01:10:58,993
All that other shit
that you thought was happening,

1740
01:10:59,037 --> 01:11:00,778
- that wasn't real.
- Duh.

1741
01:11:00,821 --> 01:11:03,041
- Yes, you were just high.
- Just high.

1742
01:11:03,084 --> 01:11:05,173
The point is,
it's not the weed.

1743
01:11:05,217 --> 01:11:07,393
- It's you.
- It's you.

1744
01:11:07,437 --> 01:11:09,656
This is your destiny, boy.

1745
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:11,571
It's your job, Kool-Aid head.

1746
01:11:11,615 --> 01:11:14,182
Save the weed. Yeah.

1747
01:11:14,226 --> 01:11:16,402
[both] Save the weed!

1748
01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:18,317
Save weed?

1749
01:11:18,361 --> 01:11:20,276
Wait. Hold up.

1750
01:11:20,319 --> 01:11:23,540
If the power wasn't real,
how am I talkin' to y'all two right now?

1751
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:24,583
Oh.

1752
01:11:25,368 --> 01:11:27,195
You not talkin' to us.

1753
01:11:27,239 --> 01:11:29,502
It's all in your imagination.

1754
01:11:29,546 --> 01:11:31,461
You sittin' on the couch, high.

1755
01:11:31,504 --> 01:11:33,680
You smoked 30 blunts,
you bum!

1756
01:11:33,724 --> 01:11:35,160
[woman] You bum!

1757
01:11:35,203 --> 01:11:37,051
- Come on, where the... Come on.
- Yeah. We got it.

1758
01:11:37,075 --> 01:11:38,381
- Come on.
- Oh, yeah, it's time.

1759
01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:39,207
- Come on.
- It's time.

1760
01:11:39,251 --> 01:11:40,165
- Yeah.
- Get 'im.

1761
01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:41,208
Let it fly.

1762
01:11:41,993 --> 01:11:43,081
[laughs]

1763
01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:47,825
Damn.

1764
01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:49,870
Hey, cuz.

1765
01:11:49,914 --> 01:11:51,108
Did the gorilla in the cowboy
hat come talk to you, too?

1766
01:11:51,132 --> 01:11:53,091
What? No. Baby Powder did.

1767
01:11:53,134 --> 01:11:55,876
- What'd he say? -He said we need
to stop Ana and save the weed.

1768
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,314
- Hm.
- What'd the gorilla say?

1769
01:11:58,357 --> 01:12:00,838
I don't know.
He was speaking Japanese.

1770
01:12:00,881 --> 01:12:03,014
But you know what?
Baby Powder is right.

1771
01:12:03,057 --> 01:12:06,234
We gotta stop her ASAP, cuz,
'cause I smoked that Fye.

1772
01:12:06,278 --> 01:12:07,278
What happened?

1773
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:09,412
[screams]

1774
01:12:09,455 --> 01:12:11,501
My body's still actin' weird.

1775
01:12:11,544 --> 01:12:13,416
Yo, man,
we gotta stop that leech, cuz.

1776
01:12:13,459 --> 01:12:14,459
And there's only one way.

1777
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:16,723
Assemble a team of potheads.

1778
01:12:16,767 --> 01:12:18,464
♪ Run wild

1779
01:12:18,508 --> 01:12:21,554
♪ I'm on a mission
And I won't stop ♪

1780
01:12:21,598 --> 01:12:22,686
Oh, kids!

1781
01:12:25,036 --> 01:12:27,125
Party's over.
My dealer needs me!

1782
01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:30,563
Scram!

1783
01:12:33,436 --> 01:12:35,568
Oh, I got a text.

1784
01:12:38,441 --> 01:12:40,399
Hell, no.
They tryna take our weed.

1785
01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:42,662
- The hell you got goin' on, man?
- Oh, uh-uh.

1786
01:12:42,706 --> 01:12:44,684
Look, I'm gonna holla at y'all later.
I gotta go. I'll be back, okay?

1787
01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,188
- Where are you going?
- How dare you?

1788
01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:49,016
Baby, be your own
gay best friend, here.

1789
01:12:49,060 --> 01:12:50,583
♪ Don't judge me
You only live once ♪

1790
01:12:50,627 --> 01:12:52,455
♪ Homies in the back
So we gotta live it up ♪

1791
01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:56,103
Shit! Boys in trouble.
What-- That weed need me! I be right back!

1792
01:12:56,546 --> 01:12:58,722
♪ I'm on a mission
And I won't stop ♪

1793
01:12:59,636 --> 01:13:02,116
♪ No destination
But it's worth a shot ♪

1794
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,248
[laughing]

1795
01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:04,423
♪ You gotta let me go

1796
01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:05,946
♪ You gotta let me go

1797
01:13:05,990 --> 01:13:07,383
♪ You gotta let me go

1798
01:13:09,994 --> 01:13:12,213
Somebody actually needs me.

1799
01:13:12,257 --> 01:13:13,824
♪ You gotta let me go

1800
01:13:13,867 --> 01:13:15,216
♪ You gotta let me go

1801
01:13:15,260 --> 01:13:17,001
♪ Yeah, yeah
You gotta let me go ♪

1802
01:13:17,610 --> 01:13:18,655
[phone chimes]

1803
01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:28,185
Roger?

1804
01:13:29,666 --> 01:13:31,972
- [sighs] Thanks for comin' out.
- Mm-hm.

1805
01:13:32,016 --> 01:13:34,456
We really need your help getting
into the press event tonight.

1806
01:13:34,801 --> 01:13:37,108
Oh, so you just came here
to ask me for help?

1807
01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:40,720
You're not gonna apologize for
anything that you said the other day?

1808
01:13:40,764 --> 01:13:42,418
You called me a bum.

1809
01:13:42,461 --> 01:13:43,656
Actually,
you called yourself that.

1810
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,943
But if the shoe fits,
sweetie, wear it.

1811
01:13:45,986 --> 01:13:47,205
- "If the shoe fits"?
- Uh-huh.

1812
01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:49,773
No, I'm sorry.

1813
01:13:49,816 --> 01:13:52,216
- Did you know your boss the one
who dried out Atlanta? -Shh!

1814
01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:54,560
Do you know how paranoid
you sound right now?

1815
01:13:54,604 --> 01:13:56,823
Maybe you should stop
smoking so much weed.

1816
01:13:56,867 --> 01:13:58,825
I'm serious!

1817
01:13:58,869 --> 01:14:00,890
She did it so she could sell a new
weed gadget without competition.

1818
01:14:00,914 --> 01:14:03,874
Yo. Fye is messing people up.

1819
01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:05,117
I got the pictures
to prove it.

1820
01:14:06,485 --> 01:14:10,402
Now, look. Calvin got these.
These are the Fye test subjects.

1821
01:14:13,536 --> 01:14:14,711
I-- I need your help.

1822
01:14:17,888 --> 01:14:19,455
[camera clicking]

1823
01:14:22,022 --> 01:14:23,720
[beeping]

1824
01:14:30,509 --> 01:14:32,424
Okay, okay, okay. And stop.
Stop, stop!

1825
01:14:45,655 --> 01:14:48,571
[Ana] Whether it's stress at
work, the bills piling up,

1826
01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:51,138
or the kids driving you
a little crazy,

1827
01:14:51,182 --> 01:14:56,013
there's lots of times you wish you
could get high, but you just can't.

1828
01:14:56,056 --> 01:14:58,058
Until now.

1829
01:14:58,102 --> 01:14:59,756
Introducing Fye,

1830
01:14:59,799 --> 01:15:03,150
the clean, safe, totally legal
alternative to weed.

1831
01:15:03,194 --> 01:15:06,676
Take it anywhere,
from the beach to the boardroom.

1832
01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:09,722
Fye does it all.
There's no more need for weed.

1833
01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:12,116
Now, there's Fye.

1834
01:15:12,159 --> 01:15:13,596
[cheering]

1835
01:15:17,164 --> 01:15:19,558
Hey. My name is Blac Youngsta.

1836
01:15:19,602 --> 01:15:22,169
And when I need a futuristic
high, I smoke the Fye.

1837
01:15:26,783 --> 01:15:28,741
Uh, C. King. Thank you.

1838
01:15:30,917 --> 01:15:32,702
D. Nuhz.

1839
01:15:32,745 --> 01:15:33,745
[grunts]

1840
01:15:37,358 --> 01:15:40,100
[man on PA] Now,
please welcome our founder and CEO,

1841
01:15:40,144 --> 01:15:41,319
Ana Cheever.

1842
01:15:41,885 --> 01:15:43,539
[cheering]

1843
01:15:46,063 --> 01:15:47,630
All right.

1844
01:15:47,673 --> 01:15:48,935
Thank you.

1845
01:15:48,979 --> 01:15:50,110
Yeah.

1846
01:15:50,937 --> 01:15:54,201
All right. All right. All right.

1847
01:15:54,245 --> 01:15:55,812
- Yeah, we did it.
- You're so great!

1848
01:15:56,639 --> 01:15:58,379
Do you like what you saw?

1849
01:15:59,032 --> 01:16:00,164
You liked it?

1850
01:16:00,991 --> 01:16:01,992
Okay, okay.

1851
01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:07,214
Marijuana is a problem
in our community.

1852
01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:10,348
And making weed legal
is not the solution.

1853
01:16:11,871 --> 01:16:17,660
But replacing it with something better,
cleaner, and safer is a solution.

1854
01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:20,619
And we've done just that.
And it is Fye.

1855
01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,360
[cheering]

1856
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:28,758
All the weed in Atlanta is hidden
somewhere in this building,

1857
01:16:28,801 --> 01:16:30,107
and we gotta find it.

1858
01:16:30,150 --> 01:16:32,065
Don't even trip.
I already got somebody on it.

1859
01:16:32,109 --> 01:16:33,545
My cousin.

1860
01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:47,037
[grunts]

1861
01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:49,691
Attack, ass.

1862
01:16:57,177 --> 01:17:00,528
[Ana] You know, when I started
my company back in my dorm,

1863
01:17:01,399 --> 01:17:03,836
at my women's liberal arts
college where I studied--

1864
01:17:05,055 --> 01:17:07,666
[grunts]
Get your ass back down.

1865
01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:08,972
- [grunts]
- Shit.

1866
01:17:09,015 --> 01:17:10,103
[phone chimes]

1867
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:12,671
Let's do this.

1868
01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:14,107
You got it, babe.

1869
01:17:14,151 --> 01:17:16,153
- [Ana] My vision...
- Babe? She called me "babe"!

1870
01:17:16,196 --> 01:17:18,721
- She called me "babe"! [laughs]
- I heard. I heard! I heard.

1871
01:17:18,764 --> 01:17:22,289
[Ana] ...little bird houses.
Other than that, my vision never--

1872
01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:23,769
[grunts]

1873
01:17:23,813 --> 01:17:26,076
And now let's bring
the world together.

1874
01:17:27,555 --> 01:17:28,555
Oh.

1875
01:17:29,906 --> 01:17:33,431
That is not part of the presentation.
Technical difficulties.

1876
01:17:33,474 --> 01:17:35,651
Can we get this fixed, please?

1877
01:17:37,043 --> 01:17:39,089
Thanks, Ana. [laughs]

1878
01:17:39,742 --> 01:17:41,265
Hi, everyone.

1879
01:17:41,308 --> 01:17:44,398
My name is Calvin,
and this here is my cousin, Roger.

1880
01:17:44,442 --> 01:17:45,443
[Ana] Oh, my mic--

1881
01:17:46,183 --> 01:17:47,053
Can you get my mic back on,
please?

1882
01:17:47,097 --> 01:17:49,708
And we came here today

1883
01:17:49,752 --> 01:17:55,322
to stop Verdant from destroying one
of the greatest American institutions.

1884
01:17:56,062 --> 01:17:57,498
Marijuana.

1885
01:17:57,542 --> 01:17:59,718
Can we get Security up here,
please?

1886
01:17:59,762 --> 01:18:02,939
- Chil', y'all like to see this!
- Yeah!

1887
01:18:02,982 --> 01:18:05,637
- Get it in there.
Oh, seriously. -Dude!

1888
01:18:06,943 --> 01:18:09,597
Chil', you oughta see
all the weed they got in there.

1889
01:18:09,641 --> 01:18:12,209
- Oh!
- That's at least a gram.

1890
01:18:12,252 --> 01:18:14,428
- Weed is not the problem.
- Talk to 'im, cuz.

1891
01:18:14,472 --> 01:18:16,909
The man is the problem.

1892
01:18:16,953 --> 01:18:19,782
- Actually, in this case, the woman...
- [gasps]

1893
01:18:21,131 --> 01:18:22,175
...y'all women.

1894
01:18:23,568 --> 01:18:26,179
Security, please.
Security, please--

1895
01:18:28,312 --> 01:18:30,880
Yo, we're dyin' out here.
We need that smoke.

1896
01:18:30,923 --> 01:18:32,664
Hey, Jasper, how much longer?

1897
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,232
I got that [indistinct]
get it right.

1898
01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:37,713
The weed, gotta...
[indistinct]

1899
01:18:37,756 --> 01:18:39,758
Talkin' about? Feel me?

1900
01:18:39,802 --> 01:18:42,152
Uh, two-- two minutes?

1901
01:18:42,848 --> 01:18:45,242
Weed is natural. Okay?

1902
01:18:45,285 --> 01:18:48,811
It's not some machine that you
can just plug 'em into the wall

1903
01:18:48,854 --> 01:18:51,335
to get a charge-up. No. No.

1904
01:18:51,378 --> 01:18:56,383
This woman over here is turning
y'all into junkies for profit.

1905
01:18:56,427 --> 01:18:58,037
- [crowd murmuring]
- Fye is not fly.

1906
01:18:58,821 --> 01:18:59,952
Look what it did to me.

1907
01:18:59,996 --> 01:19:01,693
[all exclaiming]

1908
01:19:03,347 --> 01:19:05,629
- [Ana] I had nothing to do with it.
- [Calvin] Look at it.

1909
01:19:05,653 --> 01:19:08,918
Yes, weed coming from my nipple!
This is what Fye did!

1910
01:19:08,961 --> 01:19:11,355
I told you not to smoke
that shit!

1911
01:19:11,398 --> 01:19:12,678
Well, my nipples
be leaking, bro.

1912
01:19:13,183 --> 01:19:14,662
[squeals]

1913
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:18,188
[speaking gibberish]

1914
01:19:19,842 --> 01:19:21,428
You got that smoke.
Gotta goddamn fill up

1915
01:19:21,452 --> 01:19:23,280
for the goddamn...
[indistinct]

1916
01:19:23,323 --> 01:19:25,203
Get sucked up and go in
the thing and come back.

1917
01:19:25,238 --> 01:19:28,067
[Calvin] Come on. "Real weed!"

1918
01:19:28,111 --> 01:19:29,765
- [all] Real weed!
- Come on, y'all!

1919
01:19:29,808 --> 01:19:31,375
[all] Real weed!

1920
01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:32,680
- [woman screams]
- Help!

1921
01:19:32,724 --> 01:19:33,919
- [Roger] Real weed!
- [Calvin screams]

1922
01:19:33,943 --> 01:19:35,858
- Real--
- [laughter]

1923
01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:37,554
[Roger] Go, bro!

1924
01:19:41,951 --> 01:19:43,909
[grunts]

1925
01:19:43,953 --> 01:19:45,408
Let's get back
to the presentation, shall we?

1926
01:19:45,432 --> 01:19:47,478
Hold up.

1927
01:19:47,521 --> 01:19:52,483
There's something very important I want
you guys to all know about my boss,

1928
01:19:52,526 --> 01:19:59,490
the wonderful, caring,
community-minded, super woke CEO.

1929
01:19:59,533 --> 01:20:00,883
Alicia, thank you.

1930
01:20:00,926 --> 01:20:03,842
Finally someone's talking
some sense around here.

1931
01:20:03,886 --> 01:20:08,804
My friend Calvin, there, he actually
recorded something that you guys should see,

1932
01:20:08,847 --> 01:20:12,329
so, let's just go 'head
and hit it. Okay.

1933
01:20:12,372 --> 01:20:15,071
Uh... Oh.

1934
01:20:15,114 --> 01:20:16,463
- Oh, no. Wait.
- [Calvin laughs]

1935
01:20:16,507 --> 01:20:17,813
[Alicia] No, no, no!

1936
01:20:18,509 --> 01:20:19,553
Okay, all right.

1937
01:20:19,597 --> 01:20:22,165
Oh, we didn't just buy your weed.

1938
01:20:22,208 --> 01:20:26,299
We bought everybody's weed. And what
we couldn't buy, well, we took that.

1939
01:20:26,343 --> 01:20:28,214
- [all gasping]
- Well, we took that.

1940
01:20:28,258 --> 01:20:29,626
- Took that. -[Alicia] Did you hear it?
You heard it?

1941
01:20:29,650 --> 01:20:32,044
And guess what the cool,
refreshing answer is?

1942
01:20:32,088 --> 01:20:33,088
Fye.

1943
01:20:34,177 --> 01:20:38,703
Me, a fake?
Oh, I assure you, I am 100% woke.

1944
01:20:38,746 --> 01:20:40,444
[all gasp]

1945
01:20:40,487 --> 01:20:43,012
Dealers go to jail,
but I'm gonna be rich.

1946
01:20:43,055 --> 01:20:45,971
- You should thank me.
I did you people a favor. -[all] Oh!

1947
01:20:46,015 --> 01:20:49,192
[slo-mo] Thank me.
I did you people a favor.

1948
01:20:49,235 --> 01:20:50,715
[all gasping]

1949
01:20:50,758 --> 01:20:53,587
Yup. You see? And my friends
Calvin and Roger here,

1950
01:20:53,631 --> 01:20:55,546
they're the ones
that tried to stop her.

1951
01:20:55,589 --> 01:20:56,982
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1952
01:20:57,026 --> 01:20:58,462
[booing]

1953
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:03,902
Hey, man, get off me, and go arrest a
white woman for once! Get off of me!

1954
01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:06,557
You know what?
I'm just gonna go.

1955
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,472
Why's you all waitin'?
You didn't wait on me.

1956
01:21:10,953 --> 01:21:12,824
Real weed.

1957
01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:18,177
[all chanting] Real weed!
Real weed! Real weed! Real weed!

1958
01:21:18,221 --> 01:21:19,981
[man on PA] Now,
to celebrate the return of weed,

1959
01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:21,925
- please welcome Blac Youngsta!
- [music playing]

1960
01:21:21,964 --> 01:21:23,922
[cheering]

1961
01:21:23,966 --> 01:21:26,098
Let's have a li'l party. Yeah.
What's up, guys?

1962
01:21:27,404 --> 01:21:28,622
♪ Twerk, twerk
Twerk ♪

1963
01:21:28,666 --> 01:21:30,624
♪ Girl, I wanna see you twerk

1964
01:21:30,668 --> 01:21:32,167
♪ I'll throw a li'l money
If you twerk ♪

1965
01:21:32,191 --> 01:21:33,801
♪ I don't really think
You could twerk ♪

1966
01:21:33,845 --> 01:21:35,151
♪ Twerk, twerk
Twerk ♪

1967
01:21:35,194 --> 01:21:36,935
♪ If you broke, go to work

1968
01:21:36,979 --> 01:21:38,241
♪ Make that big booty twerk

1969
01:21:38,284 --> 01:21:40,460
♪ Make that big booty twerk

1970
01:21:40,504 --> 01:21:41,940
♪ Twerk, twerk

1971
01:21:41,984 --> 01:21:43,376
♪ Pop it, stop it
Drop it, pop it ♪

1972
01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:45,596
♪ If I hit Alexis Skyy

1973
01:21:45,639 --> 01:21:48,120
♪ I'm a mother... rocket
Twerk, twerk ♪

1974
01:21:48,164 --> 01:21:50,166
♪ Shit
I ain't got no heart ♪

1975
01:21:50,209 --> 01:21:51,994
♪ I can't be loyal to you

1976
01:21:52,037 --> 01:21:53,865
♪ You weren't here
From the start ♪

1977
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:54,605
♪ Twerk, twerk

1978
01:21:54,648 --> 01:21:55,867
♪ Twerk

1979
01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:57,608
♪ Girl, I wanna see you twerk

1980
01:21:57,651 --> 01:21:59,566
♪ I'll throw a li'l money
If you twerk ♪

1981
01:21:59,610 --> 01:22:00,848
♪ I don't really think
You could twerk ♪

1982
01:22:00,872 --> 01:22:02,482
♪ Twerk, twerk
Damn ♪

1983
01:22:02,526 --> 01:22:04,180
♪ Money don't walk
I gotta go and get it ♪

1984
01:22:04,223 --> 01:22:05,418
♪ Shake that booty
I'll come visit ♪

1985
01:22:05,442 --> 01:22:07,009
♪ If you thick, I might hit it

1986
01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:08,097
♪ Twerk, twerk

1987
01:22:08,140 --> 01:22:09,228
♪ Can I touch that booty?

1988
01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:12,536
♪ That booty
That big ol' booty ♪

1989
01:22:13,537 --> 01:22:15,931
♪ Shake that booty
Can I lay on the booty? ♪

1990
01:22:16,757 --> 01:22:18,324
♪ Mike Tyson on the booty

1991
01:22:18,368 --> 01:22:19,369
♪ Copyright that booty

1992
01:22:20,761 --> 01:22:23,590
- [cheering]
- [whistling]

1993
01:22:29,161 --> 01:22:31,555
♪ ...off the Xan
We might act up ♪

1994
01:22:31,598 --> 01:22:33,731
♪ Kamikaze, 'cause you know
We all strapped up ♪

1995
01:22:33,774 --> 01:22:36,125
♪ Your... she want me
'Cause she seen a nigga
Stacked up ♪

1996
01:22:36,168 --> 01:22:39,171
♪ But I can't keep her
I just want to beat her
Back up ♪

1997
01:22:39,215 --> 01:22:40,956
♪ Now I'm in the 'rari
Switching lanes ♪

1998
01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:43,262
♪ Pulled up to the strip
And they all know my name ♪

1999
01:22:43,306 --> 01:22:44,306
[squeals]

2000
01:22:45,873 --> 01:22:47,266
Yo, I'm sorry
I ever doubted you.

2001
01:22:48,050 --> 01:22:50,966
I shoulda always knew
you were ride or die.

2002
01:22:51,009 --> 01:22:53,403
Yeah, well,
this is the best time I've had in--

2003
01:22:56,232 --> 01:22:57,581
Actually, I don't even know.

2004
01:22:57,624 --> 01:22:59,409
Me, too. Yo, so, like,

2005
01:23:00,410 --> 01:23:02,020
when we goin' out?

2006
01:23:02,064 --> 01:23:04,109
Look at you,
being all assertive.

2007
01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:05,981
Well, you know,
we did just disrupt

2008
01:23:06,024 --> 01:23:08,374
a multi-million-dollar
corporation.

2009
01:23:08,418 --> 01:23:12,770
And we saved weed.
So, I'm feelin' kinda good.

2010
01:23:12,813 --> 01:23:15,251
I bet you I can make you
feel even better.

2011
01:23:15,294 --> 01:23:16,532
- Oh, you can make me feel better.
- Yeah?

2012
01:23:16,556 --> 01:23:17,644
Yeah.

2013
01:23:22,432 --> 01:23:24,260
- [Tobin] Go, dude!
- [cheering]

2014
01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:26,392
My man!

2015
01:23:26,436 --> 01:23:27,872
- I mean...
- Yeah!

2016
01:23:27,915 --> 01:23:29,004
Get a room!

2017
01:23:30,353 --> 01:23:32,224
♪ I feel good, I feel great

2018
01:23:32,268 --> 01:23:33,921
♪ I feel good, I feel great

2019
01:23:33,965 --> 01:23:35,923
♪ I feel good, I feel great

2020
01:23:35,967 --> 01:23:37,360
♪ Hope you feel the same way

2021
01:23:37,403 --> 01:23:38,796
[doorbell rings]

2022
01:23:40,537 --> 01:23:43,714
Yo, Two Smacked. Got a ravioli
nachos and a gumbo dog for ya.

2023
01:23:43,757 --> 01:23:44,802
Yeah.

2024
01:23:44,845 --> 01:23:46,978
Roger? That you?

2025
01:23:47,805 --> 01:23:49,198
Yo, Zesto's dude!

2026
01:23:49,241 --> 01:23:50,305
- What's up?
- What's happenin'?

2027
01:23:50,329 --> 01:23:52,375
Man, just sittin' here
starving, bro.

2028
01:23:52,418 --> 01:23:55,223
I see you still out here tryna scrounge
around and be a delivery boy, huh?

2029
01:23:55,247 --> 01:23:58,076
- No, man. Actually,
I own Two Smacked, bro. -Word!

2030
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,923
Yeah, we just closed
another round of financing,

2031
01:23:59,947 --> 01:24:01,993
putting our value
over 150 million.

2032
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,342
That's my whip,
right there.

2033
01:24:04,213 --> 01:24:05,910
- [man] That's you?
- [Roger] Yeah, man.

2034
01:24:05,953 --> 01:24:08,130
Wow. Why you out here
delivering the food?

2035
01:24:08,173 --> 01:24:09,890
Oh, I just like staying
connected to the customer.

2036
01:24:09,914 --> 01:24:12,047
You're the customer.
I'm staying connected.

2037
01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:14,025
You're my last job before
we go somewhere special.

2038
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:17,835
My girl just got upgraded to
VP, so, she earned a rest.

2039
01:24:17,878 --> 01:24:19,010
Ain't that right, babe?

2040
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:20,142
I'm waiting, babe.

2041
01:24:20,925 --> 01:24:23,058
Gotta go, man.
And enjoy that.

2042
01:24:25,756 --> 01:24:27,105
Damn.

2043
01:24:27,149 --> 01:24:29,238
I think I just got ate.

2044
01:24:29,281 --> 01:24:32,545
♪ All night
I've been watching you ♪

2045
01:24:32,589 --> 01:24:35,418
♪ So tonight
You're leaving with me ♪

2046
01:24:35,461 --> 01:24:36,917
♪ I've been waiting
My whole life
To give you it all ♪

2047
01:24:36,941 --> 01:24:38,073
Let's go.

2048
01:24:39,639 --> 01:24:40,640
♪ It's on now

2049
01:24:40,684 --> 01:24:43,121
♪ We forever young

2050
01:24:43,165 --> 01:24:44,514
[squeals]

2051
01:24:46,211 --> 01:24:47,212
[Roger] Let's go!

2052
01:24:48,474 --> 01:24:49,693
[Calvin] Hey!

2053
01:24:49,736 --> 01:24:51,999
[screams]
Where are we goin'?

2054
01:24:54,959 --> 01:24:57,179
[Alicia] Make this thing fly!

2055
01:24:58,180 --> 01:25:00,921
♪ But we could be together
Forever ♪

2056
01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:05,883
♪ But we could be together

2057
01:25:05,926 --> 01:25:12,150
♪ Forever and ever

2058
01:25:12,194 --> 01:25:14,935
♪ I wanna live life with you

2059
01:25:16,502 --> 01:25:21,899
♪ Forever and ever

2060
01:25:23,379 --> 01:25:25,250
♪ Together

2061
01:25:26,164 --> 01:25:27,164
♪ Forever young

2062
01:25:27,948 --> 01:25:29,211
♪ Forever young

2063
01:25:29,254 --> 01:25:30,864
♪ We forever young

2064
01:25:30,908 --> 01:25:32,692
♪ Shining bright
Under the shining sun ♪

2065
01:25:32,736 --> 01:25:34,738
♪ Like moonshine
You keep it 99% with me ♪

2066
01:25:34,781 --> 01:25:36,479
♪ I'm feeling all your energy

2067
01:25:36,522 --> 01:25:38,176
♪ I know you love
To vibe with me ♪

2068
01:25:38,220 --> 01:25:40,004
♪ I know you love
To ride with me ♪

2069
01:25:40,047 --> 01:25:41,875
♪ Your favorite thing
To say is ♪

2070
01:25:41,919 --> 01:25:43,505
♪ "Boy, I love when
You're inside of me" ♪

2071
01:25:43,529 --> 01:25:45,662
♪ Your love is like
A high to me ♪

2072
01:25:45,705 --> 01:25:50,536
♪ I love to go out of my way
To make sure you stay happy ♪

2073
01:25:50,580 --> 01:25:52,103
♪ We forever young

2074
01:25:53,104 --> 01:25:54,714
♪ The music's loud
And I'm feeling wild ♪

2075
01:25:54,758 --> 01:25:56,803
♪ Come dance along
With the golden child ♪

2076
01:25:56,847 --> 01:25:58,520
♪ I don't know much 'bout you
Let me check your file ♪

2077
01:25:58,544 --> 01:26:00,329
♪ Two technical
But you beautiful ♪

2078
01:26:00,372 --> 01:26:02,418
♪ You grew up
Six brothers in a cubicle ♪

2079
01:26:02,461 --> 01:26:04,222
♪ And they all bustin' for ya
If I make the wrong move ♪

2080
01:26:04,246 --> 01:26:06,204
♪ If I break your heart
Then I'm a dumb dude ♪

2081
01:26:06,248 --> 01:26:07,921
♪ You get what you give
And I'm the one who loses ♪

2082
01:26:07,945 --> 01:26:10,600
♪ But we could be together
Forever ♪

2083
01:26:11,514 --> 01:26:14,256
♪ We could be together

2084
01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:17,520
♪ I wanna live life with you

2085
01:26:18,999 --> 01:26:22,568
♪ Forever and ever

2086
01:26:22,612 --> 01:26:28,661
♪ Forever together

2087
01:26:28,705 --> 01:26:29,749
♪ Forever young

2088
01:26:30,489 --> 01:26:31,751
♪ Forever young

2089
01:26:33,275 --> 01:26:35,407
[up-tempo music plays]

2090
01:27:12,052 --> 01:27:14,664
[repeating]
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!