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Where are we going?
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To see Sue.
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She's our community manager.
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The direct interface between
us and the players.
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My ears just popped.
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Yeah, we're pretty deep underground.
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It's just better for everyone
if she's down here.
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It's a difficult job.
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Dealing with angry feedback,
complaints and hate.
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She must be super depressed.
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Uh, no. That would be normal.
This is much worse.
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Visitors?
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Hey, Sue.
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David, it is so nice to see you.
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Ooh, and who's this bag of
sunshine you brought with you?
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- This is my assistant, Jo.
- Uh-huh.
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- Say hi, Jo.
- Hi.
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Well, thanks for popping by, guys.
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I would love to come visit you upstairs,
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but my darn key card isn't working
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and I tried talking to security
about it, but they...
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Listen to me blabbing on,
boring you to tears.
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Whoa. Okay, come on. Sit down. Sit.
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I don't like her. She's unsettling.
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I know.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Catching up on a little bit of filing?
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Oh, this? Oh, no, that's
just some player feedback.
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E-mail has filters that censor
the more descriptive language.
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But God bless America, you still
can't censor the handwritten word.
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Right. Uh, so, Sue, you said
you had some urgent news?
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Oh, I sure do. Uh, I got a
call this morning from Kotaku.
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- Kotaku?
- Yes.
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Uh, they are running
a front-page article
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about MQ and asked for us to comment.
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"Front-page"? Not too shabby.
That's good news. What's the story?
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Uh, well, apparently Mythic Quest
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is the number one online
role-playing game...
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Fantastic.
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... among white supremacists.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Okay, listen up, everyone.
Important announcement up here.
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Big boss talking to her team.
Today's a big day.
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Today is the day that we launch
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our newest and, if I do say so myself,
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most beautifully designed new
social networking feature.
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Dinner Party.
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A lot of hard work has gone into this
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and now all that's left to do...
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is hit this button.
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Where is Ian? Doesn't he
usually do the speech?
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Yes, Michelle, he does.
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But I'm doing this one because
after the whole shovel thing,
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Ian finally agreed to let me
have something that's mine.
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And that thing is Dinner Party.
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It just seems like a natural
clapping mo... Whatever.
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Just don't interrupt.
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Oh, so Ian didn't help.
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That's why the name's so confusing.
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It's not confusing, Michelle.
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What else would you call a feature
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that allows players to
connect across guilds
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and plan large-scale events?
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Have you ever been to a dinner party?
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Yes. Hundreds.
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Can you please stop being so negative
and don't interrupt anymore?
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You know what, I'm just
gonna skip to the end.
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Let's launch!
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And here we go.
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Poppy, David would like to
see you. It's an emergency.
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I'm kind of in the
middle of something, Jo.
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He said if you don't come, I can
grab you by the hair and drag you.
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- David said that?
- That was the subtext.
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- Just tell David I'm very busy.
- Doing what?
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Pushing a button.
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- It's more than just a button, Michelle.
- This button?
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No!
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Godda... I just... This was,
like... You ruined it.
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Great speech, boss.
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Oh, my God. Jo, what could
possibly be so urgent?
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We have Nazis in the game?
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Kotaku found a guild of 40 or so members
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who openly profess to playing our game
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according to fascist principles.
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Okay, hold on.
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People use that word to mean
"anyone who disagrees with them."
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How can we be sure that
these are actual Nazis?
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Well, they did this with the shovel.
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- So?
- Yeah?
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Oh, sorry.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Yeah, those are Nazis.
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This is not what the
shovel is meant for.
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It was made to murder people.
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And dig dicks.
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Oh, they did that too.
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Oh, wow.
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Say what you want about Nazis.
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- They are precise.
- Hmm.
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That's German engineering.
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Oh, man. This is so upsetting.
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This whole Nazi thing is going to
completely overshadow Dinner Party.
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Guys, can we please focus on the Nazis?
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'Kay? We gotta get rid of the Nazis.
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I, um.... Perhaps we're being too hasty.
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Nazis make excellent villains.
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Have we considered embracing
the Nazis, narratively speaking?
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No. No, we haven't.
We're not embracing Nazis.
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We are kicking them out of the guild
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and that's the end of discussion.
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C.W., I need you to draft
an apology. Immediately.
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Of course.
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Now, are we apologizing to
the Nazis or on their behalf?
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Neither.
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Of course.
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Um, okay. You know what? I'm going
to go kick out the Nazi guild.
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Wait, wait. What are we gonna
do about Dinner Party?
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Don't care.
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Yeah, Pop.
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No one's going to care
about Dinner Party,
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but we can't just kick out the Nazis.
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That's going to be a whole
First Amendment thing.
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Hmm, let me noodle on it.
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David. D-train. Dirty Dave.
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Maybe we should think
this Nazi thing through.
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I don't wanna spin you out here, David,
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but I think we should slow this down.
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- I'm banning the Nazis, Brad.
- Hey, I respect that.
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But we've never banned
an entire group before.
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These are paying customers
we're talking about.
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Gross, Brad, even for you.
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Hey, I'm just saying, we got
to be careful how we respond.
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Sure, we created the platform,
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but should we be the ones
deciding who stays and who goes?
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It's the same problem that Facebook
and Twitter had to deal with.
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Hey, look, somebody has
to put their foot down.
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I agree, but let's think about this.
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What's it going to look
like when people find out
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that foot belongs to
a straight white man
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writing the laws that
everyone has to live by?
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Does that seem fair?
Does that seem inclusive?
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Okay, see ya.
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Wait. Brad? I want to be more inclusive.
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We should consult some diverse
perspectives, like you.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you know, 'cause you're...
Can I say "Indian"?
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Well, why can't you say it?
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I don't know. I mean, I...
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- What's wrong with being Indian?
- Nothing.
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I'm also Polish, if
that's better for you.
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- No.
- No?
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I mean, yes. Or... I don't know.
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I'm just trying to do what's right here.
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Will you please help me? Please?
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Oh, we can form an
ethics committee. Huh?
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Make the decisions together.
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Mmm, okay. A committee.
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And you know what? We should
get some girls involved.
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Women.
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"Women." Right.
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Hey, women.
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- That felt weird. Um, listen.
- Mm-hmm.
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Brad and I are putting together
a little ethics committee.
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And, Dana, we would love to have
your unique... uh, perspective?
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- Good. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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So, will you join us?
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Could I join? I would really
love to help any way I can.
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- Mmm...
- Mmm, oh, that's uh, uh...
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What do I say here?
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It's just your perspective
has been... filled.
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Yeah, we don't need two white chicks.
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No, Jo. That's not even it.
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Okay? It's not a racial thing.
It's more of a... She's...
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- Annoying.
- Oh, can you say that?
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That's totally fine.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- I'm annoying?
- Yes.
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Uh, so, Dana, do you want to get going?
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- Right now?
- Yeah. Let's go.
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'Kay.
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Help me.
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- I'm gay.
- Ooh.
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You are? I mean, of course, you are.
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Not "of course." I mean, that's great.
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Yes. That is my unique
perspective. I am a lesbian.
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We could use one of those.
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"One of those"? This is going well.
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No, no. It's still not right.
It needs to be higher and straighter.
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You know, usually at this point,
Poppy jumps in and takes over.
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Well, I... I'm not going to allow
that to happen, okay, Michelle?
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Because I need you to do it.
I work through you.
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Okay. It's like I'm an artist
and you're my favorite brush.
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What are you doing down here?
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I'm trying to manipulate
Michelle into doing what I want.
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- Mm-hmm, is she doing a bad job?
- Yeah, she sucks.
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Yeah, she's terrible at her job.
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Get up, Michelle. Move your arse.
Come on. Up, up, up. Thank you.
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- What's the problem?
- Yeah, you see right here.
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- Uh-huh.
- I need to get that up higher
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and then more of an
extension and straight.
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You just need to adjust a
couple of the keyframes
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on the animation and...
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- Oh! Look at that!
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
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You're the best! Look at how...
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- That's perfect.
- I know because...
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- You're my favorite brush.
- That's right. I am your...
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- Oh, my God. Is that a...
- Yeah. A Nazi salute.
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Yeah. I really want to
get him heiling Hitler.
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- Why?
- Okay.
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It's all a part of my
plan to smoke them out.
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You see, we're going
to release the emote,
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but then publicly say it's a glitch.
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But these skinhead freaks, they're
not going to be able to resist.
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They're going to pass it
amongst their friends,
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and then they're going to
come out of the shadows.
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This is insane.
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I think it's awesome.
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Okay, so she thinks it's good.
What does that tell you?
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Nazi emotes, secret
plans, rounding them up.
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Can you hear yourself?
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No. But I wish I could.
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We should be recording
this for posterity.
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- I am recording this.
- Oh, cool. Send it to me.
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Stop recording. Put that away.
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Listen, you are not in
the right headspace
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to be making decisions like this.
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And also, I already have a better plan.
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We're going to organize a
peaceful protest using...
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Dinner Party.
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And that way, we show the Nazis
that they're not welcome in MQ
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while simultaneously, yet
tastefully, promoting my feature.
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So you want to use the Nazis
to promote your feature?
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- Yeah.
- Gross.
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I tried telling her that.
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She's very stubborn, Michelle.
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Okay, screw you both.
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Going to do it myself.
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I don't need you. You're
uninvited to the protest.
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Okay, Michelle. Let's get back to work.
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My work or your work?
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Dear my, you are salty.
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Welcome to the first meeting
of the ethics committee.
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You know, I feel like we got
a good mix of people here.
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Should we go around and say what we are?
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- Let's not do that.
- No? Okay.
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So, our first order of business
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is we need to come up
with a code of conduct.
248
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See, the problem is,
249
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we don't know which rules
the Nazis are violating
250
00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:15,549
because we don't have any rules.
251
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So, let's make some. Easy.
252
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- Easy.
- Yeah.
253
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- As long as we're consistent.
- Mm-hmm.
254
00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:22,509
Once we start banning groups,
it's a bit of a slippery slope.
255
00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:27,930
Well, how's this for consistent?
"No hate groups."
256
00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:31,310
I don't want to spin you out here,
David, but what is a hate group?
257
00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,769
I mean, do homophobes count?
258
00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:34,149
Yes. They hate gay people.
259
00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,319
- What about misogynists?
- Yes. They hate women.
260
00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,280
- Pedophiles?
- Sure. They hate...
261
00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,779
Puberty?
262
00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:42,779
Are pedophiles really a
problem in the game?
263
00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:45,409
No, no. But let's make sure
they don't become one, right?
264
00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:48,039
Sorry. I guess I'm just a little...
confused because...
265
00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,209
"Confused?"
266
00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,730
Because you said that you were gay.
267
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And if you're not gay,
you have to leave.
268
00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:56,509
I'm gay. I am a proud gay woman.
269
00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:58,759
I just don't understand
what we're doing here.
270
00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,930
Okay. Rachel, can you just...
271
00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,929
turn the volume down? Only a little bit?
272
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,389
We're all proud here. You know,
273
00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:09,139
Brad is a proud Indian Polish man.
Did you know that? Right, Brad?
274
00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,729
And Jo, she's a proud...
275
00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,560
Wholesome Midwestern conservative.
276
00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:16,899
Great.
277
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,179
And I'm a proud white man,
278
00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,440
but I don't go around
saying "white pride."
279
00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:21,610
- David.
- Sorry. Uh, that's not what I meant.
280
00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:24,409
I said I didn't say that.
Anyway, pedophiles make the list.
281
00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:25,619
Boom.
282
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,830
Way to go, Jo.
283
00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:29,250
Man, we are cooking with gas.
284
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,289
Yeah. Great, yeah.
285
00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:33,870
Maybe a little bit more shading in here
286
00:11:33,890 --> 00:11:36,709
and a little bit more angular down here.
287
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:37,710
Great work.
288
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,839
Ah.
289
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,339
My presence was requested?
290
00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:44,259
Yes. C.W., now about that apology...
291
00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:46,310
Just finished it and I'm quite pleased.
292
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:49,390
It's conciliatory without seeming weak.
293
00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:52,470
I adapted it from a previous apology
294
00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:54,680
I gave to the San Diego Women's Museum.
295
00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:57,819
Mmm.
296
00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:59,279
- Weird.
- Uh-huh.
297
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:03,159
Yeah. Change of plans though. We are
now going to embrace the Nazis.
298
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,150
Oh, wonderful.
299
00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:06,730
- I'll get on it right away.
- Great.
300
00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:09,039
- Oh.
- Oh.
301
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,200
Sue.
302
00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:11,450
Oh.
303
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:14,830
Hey, Sue.
304
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,499
Hi, there. Sorry to bug ya.
305
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,970
Uh, but I couldn't help but notice
306
00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:21,129
that those darn Nazis
are still in the game.
307
00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:23,210
Don't worry, Sue. I've
been working on a patch
308
00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:24,370
that's going to fix everything.
309
00:12:24,390 --> 00:12:26,440
Oh, a patch to block the Nazis?
310
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:29,389
Uh, no. A patch to wear
on their uniforms.
311
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:30,390
Rio.
312
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:36,689
You know, I think there might
be a smudge on my lens,
313
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:40,399
'cause that looks an awful
lot like the SS symbol.
314
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,899
Yeah, SS.
315
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,330
Oh. Well, not officially though.
316
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:44,840
No. Publicly we'll say
317
00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:48,119
that it's just like black
lightning or something like that.
318
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,829
But the Nazis are going to love this.
319
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,530
They are going to adopt this, trust me.
320
00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:52,830
Trust me, the Nazis will love it.
321
00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:54,000
Thank you, Rio.
322
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,910
Okay. Yeah. Uh, so...
323
00:12:58,090 --> 00:13:02,299
You seem to be adding more Nazi stuff.
324
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:06,929
And what we need to be doing
is subtracting Nazi stuff.
325
00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:09,550
'Cause we really want zero Nazis.
326
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,519
Zero is our target number of Nazis.
327
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,599
Totally agree.
328
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,640
But the best way to catch a Nazi
is with a little bit of honey.
329
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:21,230
No, no, no, no. It can't take that long.
330
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,310
It has to end today, Ian. Okay?
331
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,340
It's got to end today
332
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,529
or else there's going to
be another Kotaku article
333
00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:27,779
and it's going to get real bad.
334
00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:32,789
As bad as the Nazi alchemist who
used his skills to concoct a potion
335
00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:35,910
which wiped out an entire
race of dark elves?
336
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,830
No, no. Is that in the game too?
337
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,999
No, but it could be.
338
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,629
And what an engaging
story that would be.
339
00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:45,129
Gosh. Feels like I'm
just herding cats here.
340
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:47,219
Which, if it's on the weekend,
I usually enjoy.
341
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,300
- Okay. Thanks, Sue. Thank you.
- Ian, don't mute me.
342
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,310
Let's put it to a vote.
All those in favor
343
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:55,769
of banning coastal elites from the game.
344
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:58,400
And all those in favor of manspreaders.
345
00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,229
Well, there it is. It's settled.
346
00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:02,860
Uh, coastal elites stay in the game.
347
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,739
Oh. Hey, C.W., did you
finish that apology?
348
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:10,070
Yes, yes. What's this meeting
about? Why wasn't I invited?
349
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,370
I demand the right to defend myself.
350
00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:14,789
This meeting isn't about you.
351
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:15,829
Oh.
352
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:18,749
Although, wait. You do bring a
different generational perspective.
353
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,959
And that could add to the diversity
of the committee, right, Brad?
354
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,129
Yeah, man. Okay. Have a seat.
355
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:26,049
I have an opening in my
schedule. Catch me up.
356
00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,259
Okay. Well, um,
357
00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:30,259
we've compiled a list of all the
groups that we could potentially ban
358
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,719
in addition to the Nazis.
359
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,099
And, uh, well, it
turned out to be a lot.
360
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,559
92% of our players.
361
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,180
Yeah. Obviously,
we can't kick them all out,
362
00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,390
because then we wouldn't have a game.
363
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:44,189
So, we needed a quick way to whittle
it down to the worst offenders.
364
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,860
But we came up with a system.
365
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,489
Well, the NCAA came up with it,
but Brad suggested it for us.
366
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,119
- Marvelous.
- Hey, David.
367
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,940
How much longer is
this meeting gonna go?
368
00:14:54,950 --> 00:14:56,990
- We're almost done.
- Yeah. Just 63 quick decisions
369
00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:59,030
- and we're outta here.
- Sixty-two.
370
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,370
Manspreaders on the board.
371
00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:02,380
All right.
372
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:07,790
See if you move to here and I go...
373
00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:10,380
Huh?
374
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:15,510
Hey, y'all. Poppy Li here.
Lead engineer at Mythic Quest.
375
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,930
Oh, God. What are you doing?
376
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,930
I know what you might all be thinking,
377
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:22,399
"This Poppy Li, she seems pretty cool."
378
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,439
But you know what's not cool?
379
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,520
Fascism.
380
00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:28,230
- This is painful.
- Hmm.
381
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,130
Wouldn't it be great if there was a way
382
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:32,279
that we could all get together
383
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,320
and celebrate our hatred of fascism?
384
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,119
- Oh, God. Don't do it.
- Introducing...
385
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,040
- Don't do it.
- Dinner Party.
386
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,789
She did the hands.
387
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:44,350
And today I'm going to use Dinner Party
388
00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:47,049
to invite you all to a peaceful protest.
389
00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:49,390
Let's show those inbred Nazi chuds
390
00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:52,719
that there is no place
for them here at MQ.
391
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:57,639
Using the very intuitive mechanics
of DP is simple, easy and fun!
392
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,720
DP? Don't call it "DP."
393
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,349
So, look out for that invite
394
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:04,859
and keep your inbox open in the
future for some sweet DP action.
395
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,860
Oh, dear God.
396
00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:18,380
You've joined a Dinner Party.
397
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:28,459
Wow. This is the coolest thing ever.
398
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:31,960
Hundreds of people gathered
together for peace.
399
00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:34,890
I added a little music to set the mood.
400
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,389
Yeah.
401
00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:40,089
I know that some of you thought
402
00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:43,110
that Dinner Party wasn't
going to be a success.
403
00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:46,270
I'm happy to say that you
were wrong, Michelle.
404
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,609
Hey, Michelle. You were
wrong, and I was right.
405
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,109
So cool it with the online shopping.
406
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:54,570
Actually, I'm watching this.
407
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,109
That Nazi guild used
Dinner Party to join up
408
00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,490
with a bunch of other guilds
409
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,289
to form some kind of
massive raiding party.
410
00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:03,660
Whatever. Can you just turn that off?
411
00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:06,370
I don't want to watch the Nazis.
I want to focus on the protest.
412
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,669
Oh, they're going to the protest.
413
00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:10,890
- What?
- Here. I'll throw it up there for you.
414
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:16,140
Oh, they have their own music.
415
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:23,309
See, these guys are sitting there
quietly, completely defenseless,
416
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:28,180
whereas these guys are
armed to the teeth.
417
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:33,690
Now, why would someone bring
weapons to a peaceful protest?
418
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,400
Guess we're about to find out.
419
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,460
Um, maybe I can reason with them.
420
00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:42,960
Guess not.
421
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,970
This is a peaceful gathering!
422
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,500
Come on, guys.
423
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:54,839
Why are you doing this?
424
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,339
Help!
425
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:57,880
Why? Why?
426
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:02,599
Hyah!
427
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:06,390
Yah!
428
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:09,640
Oh, my God.
429
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:15,950
Yay!
430
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,660
What a great Dinner Party.
431
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,120
Poppy! Pop-Tarts. Pop...
432
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:33,169
Hmm.
433
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:34,170
Go away.
434
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,920
Poppy, I saw the raid. It was awesome.
435
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,590
Don't rub it in.
436
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,599
Dinner Party is a huge flop.
I'm just going to kill it.
437
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,729
- No. No, Poppy. You can't do that.
- Oh, bugger off.
438
00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:50,150
Pop, you don't understand.
You are a genius.
439
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:53,819
Go on.
440
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,270
You were able to accomplish something
441
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:57,900
that I couldn't do all day long.
442
00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:59,400
You drew them out.
443
00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:01,659
So, now, instead of there
being, like, 40 Nazis,
444
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,580
there's 4,000 Nazis in the game.
445
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,909
Cool?
446
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:08,160
- Yeah. It's super cool.
- Is it?
447
00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:10,999
Yes! Yes, because we drew
them out from the shadows.
448
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,080
Okay, great.
449
00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:14,209
So, I guess now you can
go murder them all
450
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:16,299
or punch their mums or whatever
it is you're going to do.
451
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:19,170
No. Poppy, you don't understand.
452
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,799
Violence is not the answer.
453
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:25,510
Violence is always your answer.
You have a battle-ax in your office.
454
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,639
That's true.
455
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,019
Violence is very oftentimes
the best answer.
456
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:32,390
But not when you're dealing with Nazis.
457
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,390
Although, historically,
458
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,029
that has been the best
method to deal with Nazis.
459
00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:39,739
I think that's with most people,
you should be using violence...
460
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:40,989
But this is different, all right?
461
00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:44,029
Nazis want us to punch them in
the face. It makes them stronger.
462
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:46,240
It gives them something
to fight against.
463
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,250
So we're going to do
something much, much worse.
464
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,930
Okay. We have an answer.
465
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:05,429
It's Nazis. Fuck.
466
00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:08,269
It's literally the same thing
we started the day with.
467
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,019
But you know what?
We got there the right way,
468
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,599
and that's what's important.
469
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,519
And I learned that when it
comes to making decisions...
470
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,480
What's the expression? "There's
more than one way to skin a cat"?
471
00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,069
"Skin a cat."
472
00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:20,490
I don't want to spin
you out here, David,
473
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,380
but animal abusers,
we forgot about them.
474
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:23,449
- Let's put them on the board.
- No, no, no.
475
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:24,529
No!
476
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:26,159
We do not want PETA
coming after our asses.
477
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,449
No! No, Brad.
478
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:30,450
I know what you're doing,
and it's going to stop now.
479
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,630
We have found the solution! This is it!
480
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,250
Ethics Committee dismissed.
481
00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:41,970
All right. Good night.
482
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,460
- All right. Check it out, check it out.
- Yes, yes, yes.
483
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,640
Yes!
484
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,809
Hey. There you are. Great news.
485
00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:56,729
After a lot of careful consideration,
I've finally made my decision.
486
00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:58,270
We are kicking out the Nazis.
487
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,440
We already handled the Nazis.
488
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:04,279
What? They're still in the game.
There's, like, a million of them.
489
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,949
We tied all their accounts
to an isolated server.
490
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,199
It's kind of brilliant.
491
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,289
This way they can spew their
bullshit all day long
492
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:11,499
and there's no one there to hear it.
493
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,539
But they're still fighting
and shouting abuse.
494
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,120
I mean, don't they know they're alone?
495
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,629
Nope. It's an echo chamber.
A Nazi echo chamber.
496
00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:21,210
It's a prison.
497
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:24,509
One where they can do what
they do, but to each other.
498
00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:26,429
- Shut up, you cuck.
- You're the cuck!
499
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,550
- Go back to your country.
- My blood's pure.
500
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:32,099
And we got all of them.
Every single one of them.
501
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:35,559
And it's all because of Poppy's
feature, Dinner Party.
502
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,399
- You did the hands. Yes.
- Of course I did the hands. Hands.
503
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,520
What "the hands"?
504
00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:42,319
- It's kind of an "in" thing.
- David, stop trying to get into our thing.
505
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,779
- Get into us.
- Whatever. I don't care.
506
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,150
I'm just glad the day is over.
507
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,529
Hey, here's a fun riddle.
508
00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:49,460
If a Nazi digs a swastika in the forest
509
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,989
and no one's around to see it...
510
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:54,119
... does it really matter?
511
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,790
Nope. It doesn't.
512
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,169
Can I get some wine?
513
00:21:58,170 --> 00:22:00,590
- Yes. Sit down.
- Mmm. Mm-hmm.
514
00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:03,710
Hey, hey.
515
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:08,130
Wine, food, conversation
amongst friends.
516
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:11,179
One might almost call
this a dinner party.
517
00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:13,720
- Hey! Poppy's first dinner party!
- Look at that!
518
00:22:13,730 --> 00:22:16,140
- We all know I've been to a bunch.
- Cool.
519
00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:18,519
I'm going to pull out the
spreadsheet for the gift exchange.
520
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,109
Yeah. She's never been to a dinner
party. This is her first one.
521
00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:23,910
- This is her first one. That's so sad.
- Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
522
00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:00,720
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