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Someone has taken control
of the Masked Man.
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A non-playable character
has become playable.
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First, he was giving out
thousands of dollars in loot.
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Then he killed me, which he's
not supposed to be able to do.
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A... And now he's disappeared.
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This has never happened before
in the history of gaming.
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Yeah. Pretty awesome, huh?
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- What?
- "Awesome"?
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No. Ian, it is not awesome.
We've been hacked.
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People's personal information,
their credit cards, their passwords.
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They've all been compromised.
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Eh, nobody cares about
that. It's not a big deal.
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It is a massive deal. How
do you not understand?
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Hundreds of corporations have
been hacked in the last few years
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- and no one gave a shit.
- Name one.
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Equifax.
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- Name another.
- Target.
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- Name another one.
- PlayStation.
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- Name one more.
- Yahoo.
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- Another.
- Marriott.
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- One more.
- eBay, Uber,
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Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield,
Home Depot, Facebook.
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Goddamn it. Fine. We get it.
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UPS, Chase Bank, Tumblr,
LinkedIn, AOL...
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Ian.
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People don't care about privacy.
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What they care about is a good story.
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A good story? What are
you talking about?
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Maybe this breach is a
golden opportunity for us.
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It's a classic story
between good and evil.
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This could be the biggest event
in the history of Mythic Quest.
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This could be the end of Mythic Quest.
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David's right. This could
be the end of Mythic Quest.
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This is a huge deal.
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I'm sorry. I'm confused.
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- You just said it wasn't a big deal.
- Yes.
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- Now you're saying it's a huge deal?
- Yes.
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Am I crazy? You just argued
the exact opposite point
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like 30 seconds ago.
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That's what being a leader is.
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You have to go a thousand
miles in one direction,
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then on a moment's
notice, turn on a dime,
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come back the opposite direction.
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Then everybody else must adapt.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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That is completely right. Or wrong.
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See, we're on the same
page. Or we're not.
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What is happening here? What is this?
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Ian and I are obviously seeing
eye-to-eye, and you're not.
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That's why I'm over here
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- and you're there.
- I might change my mind
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in 35 seconds, and then he's
gonna have to adapt to that.
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- I pivot.
- See?
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Okay. You know what?
Do whatever you want.
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Just do whatever you want. Or,
minutes later, do the exact opposite.
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I don't care anymore.
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This place is in...
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This place is ins...
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Oh, you're doing the
coughing thing again?
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You got a cough? You gotta
cough over... You know what?
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This place is insane.
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- All right. Can we do my plan?
- Yeah.
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"Pivot." I'll show you pivot.
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Hi. I'm, uh, just trying
to reach Dan Williams.
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If I can leave a message...
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Oh, Dan, it's you. Hi.
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Um, well, in that case,
I accept your offer.
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Oh, it's Poppy. It's Poppy Li.
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Yeah, no, I did think I said that.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Boom!
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Bye-bye, boss man. You just got
your ass kicked by Wyld_D.
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Fifty-two subscribers?
Why are you so boring?
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The Blazing Blade...
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You're not even looking
at the right camera.
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... of Maximum Immolation,
lation, lation.
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What?
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Sick, right?
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That's it for me today.
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Ooh, the next person to
subscribe gets a shout-out.
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Please, dear God, pick a
camera and stick with it.
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Anybody?
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Pathetic.
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Okay. That's fine.
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Oh, my God!
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Wyld_D.
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Hey. Caught the feed.
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Oh, so you're the one person watching.
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Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
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I feel like a failure.
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Hey, come on. You didn't fail.
You're just new at this.
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You know, loosen up a little bit.
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Talk to them like you
talk to me. You know?
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And this lipstick, it's just...
It's not you, you know?
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And where are your
cute glasses you wear?
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Brad told me not to wear them.
He says they're too dorky.
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Yeah, they're dorky, but so are you.
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You know? That's why it's perfect.
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Just be yourself and
people will find you.
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You got this.
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The tension was thick.
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You could hear a pin drop.
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And then Ian turns and he looks
at us in the eye, and he says...
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Ian says... "Uh, I agree with David."
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Wow. Oh, I wish I could have seen that.
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Or anything that happens upstairs.
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You guys have such fun. I wish I
could see some of that. Or daylight.
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So I ask him... I told him...
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To do a livestream, you know?
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Get out in front of it.
Apologize to the players.
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Assure them their data is safe.
Just nip it in the bud.
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That's what you gotta do, man.
You know? End it immediately.
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Well, that is such a relief.
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You know, I am so glad that
you reassured our players,
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'cause, you know, they're
gonna be pretty steamed
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that their personal
information was compromised,
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which I understand 'cause I
have been doxed many times
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by our players.
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I don't know how they get my social...
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Sue, the livestream's about to start,
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so maybe we could just cue it
up on the computer there and...
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Now, get ready to watch the great
Ian Grimm dance to a little tune
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written by Maestro David Brittlesbee.
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Good morning. As some of
you have no doubt noticed,
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the Masked Man has
been acting strangely.
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He's been interfering with gameplay,
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pillaging loot and
disappearing altogether.
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You're probably wondering,
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"Why would Mythic Quest do this
to one of its most beloved NPCs?"
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Now, that's a fair question. And
it's time that you knew the truth.
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We are no longer in control.
We've been hacked.
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And I'm not gonna lie to you.
They got everything.
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It's bad. Real bad. But
that's not what's important.
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What is important is that I
have a message to deliver
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to whomever has taken
control of the Masked Man.
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Fight me.
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Ooh.
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"Fight me"? Oh, that is
a good line, maestro.
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- That's not my line.
- That's right.
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I challenge you to a duel,
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- whoever you are.
- Hmm.
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If I win, you will relinquish
control of the Masked Man.
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But if you win, you will have
defeated me at my own creation.
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What is he doing? What is he doing?
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You will become the
alpha of Mythic Quest,
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and I will be but a lowly beta bitch.
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At least I don't have
to rein him in anymore.
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If you want to prove you're not a
coward, meet me Friday, 8:00 p.m.
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at the coliseum in the Masked
Man's Hall of Games and Chance.
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Oh, shit. Casino plug.
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- No, no, no.
- Masked Man,
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I will see you on the battlefield.
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This ends here. Grimm... out.
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Ian's gonna fight the Masked Man?
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Cool ending. How'd you
come up with that?
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I didn't. He did. Without me.
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Alas, I'm tasting the bitter hemlock...
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of betrayal.
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This is a total nightmare.
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Yep. Yeah, that's Montreal.
That's Montreal calling.
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- Wow. You get bars down here?
- What do I say to them?
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Oh, the last time that my phone
number was published online,
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I just went to my sister Jackie's
for a couple days, you know,
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until the whole thing blew over.
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Watched Dancing with
the Stars a bunch. So...
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I don't have a sister Jackie.
I don't have a brother.
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I grew up an only child.
It was a very lonely existence.
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So I don't have anyone to call.
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Shit.
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I've defeated you, Masked Man.
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And now I will reveal your
identity to the world.
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Hold up. Why are you
being so nice to him?
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It's supposed to be a noble moment.
You want me to call him names?
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Yes. Yeah, call him a sex pest.
That's a big insult in Australia.
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I don't think he's gonna be Australian,
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but I appreciate the enthusiasm
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- and I love the term.
- It's good, right?
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- Yeah.
- Ian, what are you doing?
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Oh, hey, Jo. We're making a cutscene
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for the big moment when I reveal
the Masked Man's identity.
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Yeah, I can see that. Why
are you doing it with her?
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Hi, Jo! How's it lookin'?
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Um, weird and unnatural and against God.
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Maybe we should swap out.
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- No, actually, it's feeling pretty good.
- Yeah.
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You know what? Could
you grab me a water?
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Unbelievable.
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What is going on?
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Ian replaced me with that
Australian sex pest.
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- Uh, Ian?
- Hey, Dave!
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Hey, uh, just wondering, uh...
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I saw that you challenged
a cyber criminal to a fight.
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And, uh, just wondering if you thought
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about the ramifications of that.
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What happens if you lose and whatnot.
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Yes, I don't think it
would go very well.
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- No.
- I would probably be humiliated
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in front of millions of people,
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and it would ruin my reputation.
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And I might even lose my job.
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Yeah. But, David, you're not
seeing the upside here.
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Oh, I'm not? I'm sorry, Poppy.
What's the upside?
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The upside is that if he wins,
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he's gonna look like even more
of a hero than he already does,
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which I thought was impossible,
and yet here we are.
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It's not impossible.
It's not impossible.
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I'm loving this new Poppy.
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I don't know what's going
on, but I'm diggin' it.
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Poppy, you're supposed
to be the reasonable one.
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Yeah, I'm tired of being reasonable.
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Today, I decided to jump on
the crazy train. Honk-honk!
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That's a truck, you stupid...
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Jo. Jo. I have this. Okay?
I've got this under control.
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Have you lost your fucking minds? Okay?
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We have an unknown entity in our
system, leaving us vulnerable.
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We have to shut this guy down...
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If we're gonna find
and track this hacker,
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then we need him to sign on
again as the Masked Man.
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He hasn't logged in in days.
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Ian's plan is actually a pretty
smart way to get him to do that.
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And besides, I never get
to do fun stuff like this.
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No one ever wants to
cap my mo. It's fun!
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Jesus Christ.
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That is if he logs in. Why would
he announce himself like that?
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I'm banking on the fact that this
guy probably has a massive ego.
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Like a big enough ego
to where he would agree
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to do something as stupid
as this in the first place.
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And he doesn't even see the
irony of what he just said.
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It's fucking wild!
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Do you understand that this could
be the end of Mythic Quest?
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Or it could launch Ian
into the stratosphere,
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making him the god he already
assumes himself to be.
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- She gets it.
- It's just bananas.
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- Hey! Pop, I'm lovin' it.
- Hey!
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- We're gonna take this asshole down!
- Let's do it.
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You're not even his assistant!
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Jo. Jo. I have this, okay?
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I have this. Oh, great.
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Oh, Montreal. That's Montreal calling.
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Uh, Ian? Can you please
talk to corporate
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and let them know I have
nothing to do with this thing?
242
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,840
David, I don't do phones anymore.
243
00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:40,069
I haven't held a phone in six months.
244
00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:41,449
Yeah, not anymore? Okay.
245
00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:44,909
He doesn't do phones,
David. What the fuck?
246
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,780
Great. I got it. I got Montreal.
247
00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:50,419
Jo. I need you... Jo? Jo!
248
00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:54,470
Hey. So speaking of being good
at the game, you are, right?
249
00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:57,839
- What do you mean?
- You're good at playing the game.
250
00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,849
Of course I am.
251
00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,379
Pop, I'm not one of those
creative directors
252
00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,139
who doesn't play his own game.
253
00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:05,639
I can beat anyone, anytime, any...
254
00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,970
Fire rain!
255
00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:10,320
Gnome is defeated.
256
00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:13,769
How are you so bad at this?
257
00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:17,230
Pop, it's just this shitty
gnome character. It sucks.
258
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,499
Where's the white knight avatar
259
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,739
with my face on it that you promised me?
260
00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:21,279
I am making him.
261
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,659
But you're not ready for him.
You have to earn him.
262
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,619
Let's go again. But this time, no magic.
263
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,289
That fire rain spell is way too OP.
264
00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,959
The fire rain spell was your idea.
265
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:34,800
You woke up from a nap, came
to a meeting, said, "Fire rain."
266
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,199
Then you walked out the door,
267
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,219
and I spent several
weeks implementing it.
268
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,359
- That is ringing some bells.
- Mm-hmm.
269
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,779
And it is a very cool spell.
270
00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:44,759
But I don't wanna play
with it, all right?
271
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,519
In the vanilla version, we had a
dagger and a loincloth, you know?
272
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,599
And that's what I crushed at.
273
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,559
For someone who loves vanilla so much,
274
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,519
you spend a lot of your time
coming up with toppings.
275
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,149
Well, I can't help it when
the ideas come to me, Poppy.
276
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,529
They just sort of come, you know?
277
00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:00,989
Honestly, sometimes it can
get a little overwhelming,
278
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,860
and I just wish that
they would slow down.
279
00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:03,870
That's my own failing.
280
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,079
Sure. Sure.
281
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,039
You know what? Usually,
I hate this dynamic,
282
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,619
but today I'm nostalgic for it.
283
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,160
Why not? I'm gonna train you.
284
00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:15,720
I love it when you're bad at stuff.
285
00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:21,100
- Jo. Jo?
- What?
286
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,720
- What the hell are you doing in here?
- Drinking.
287
00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:33,190
I have been abandoned by my
closest friend and collaborator,
288
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:36,729
a man I would have been
proud to call my father.
289
00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:37,810
Yeah, and I...
290
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,730
Wait, you think of Ian as
a father? That's weird.
291
00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,740
- That is weird.
- Because so do I.
292
00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:46,840
That is so disturbing and
confusing on so many levels
293
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:47,989
for completely different...
294
00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:50,289
You know what? I don't
have time to get into it.
295
00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:52,249
Jacques and Jean-Luc
won't stop calling me.
296
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,880
I need you to tell
them that I'm too busy
297
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:55,539
handling the situation to talk.
298
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,580
That'll buy me time until I
figure how to control Ian.
299
00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,669
- But you can't control Ian.
- I know that, Jo!
300
00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:02,089
But I don't want them to know
that. Do you understand?
301
00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:04,129
That's them. Okay, here. Answer it.
302
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,839
You should do it, David.
303
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,509
Otherwise, they're just
gonna walk all over you
304
00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:08,929
like they always have.
305
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:11,530
This is your moment to support creative.
306
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,820
You know what? You're right.
307
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:18,490
Maybe I should stand up to
them and support creative.
308
00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:21,899
Or I could hide out here. Yeah.
309
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,399
C.W., what are we drinking?
310
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,040
Fortified port wine
mixed with drip coffee
311
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:29,250
and three teaspoons of sugar.
312
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,659
I call it the "Rutger Hauer."
313
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,300
Goddamn it, why couldn't you
just have a normal drink, man?
314
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:36,540
Eh.
315
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:38,470
Bottoms up.
316
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:41,880
- Okay.
- Press in. In.
317
00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:45,879
- Hey, Danimorphs, it's your girl, Wyld_D.
- Damn it.
318
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,130
We got three days left
until the big fight, y'all,
319
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:50,270
and I am pumped. Who's gonna win?
320
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,219
I wanna hear from you.
321
00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:55,229
Vote in my poll below or chat it up.
I want to see your comments.
322
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,939
Yes. That's better.
323
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,149
Okay, personally, my money's on Ian
324
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:05,360
because I hear his fight
camp is top-notch.
325
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,820
Damn it!
326
00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:11,580
Damn it!
327
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,799
It's gonna be a tough
setting for the fight.
328
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,540
There's no terrain for cover,
329
00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:27,719
so they're gonna have
to fight fast and dirty.
330
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:28,929
Don't take my shoe! Don't take...
331
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:31,550
The question is, is he gonna show?
332
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,019
We haven't heard or seen from the
MM since the gauntlet was thrown.
333
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:38,479
Will this be the greatest
live event in MQ history?
334
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,729
The glasses are working?
335
00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:42,189
Or will the mysterious
hacker never return?
336
00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:43,850
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
337
00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,399
Hey, can I get another
controller, please?
338
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,190
Bring all the controllers!
Just all of them!
339
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:57,999
Yeah, that's it. That's it.
340
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,209
Less than 24 hours until
the big day, y'all.
341
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,570
- Yes, yes, yes, keep going.
- Strike, strike.
342
00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:06,759
- That was better though, right?
- It was so much better.
343
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:07,839
Let's go again.
344
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:12,300
And the anticipation is killing me.
Okay? I cannot sleep.
345
00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:15,679
And the way you've all been
lighting up my comments section,
346
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,760
I can tell I'm not the only one.
347
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,309
Strike. Head strike.
348
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,350
- Body blow. Strike. Oh!
- No, no, no.
349
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:25,360
Oh. Oh!
350
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:29,949
- Yes!
- Gnome is victorious.
351
00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,779
Yes! I did it! I murdered you!
352
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:34,240
- You murdered the shit out of me!
- Oh, my God.
353
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:41,290
- Am I ready?
- Yeah. You're ready.
354
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,259
Brazzah! Happy fight night.
355
00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:56,099
- Hey. You seem abnormally happy.
- Mm?
356
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,719
Ian's doing something
reckless and stupid.
357
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,299
Usually you'd be trying to stop him.
358
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,719
Ian's gonna do what he's gonna do,
359
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,229
and I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do.
360
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,730
Well, the good news is the player
numbers are through the roof.
361
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,439
Not just new ones. Older
accounts have been renewed.
362
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,029
I mean, Ian was right.
People love this story.
363
00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,719
So if he wins, this could
be the biggest day
364
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,360
in the history of the game.
365
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:15,379
Or he will lose,
366
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,329
and we will be the laughingstock
of the gaming industry.
367
00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:19,119
Either way, hoot-hoot!
368
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,619
- You're happy. You're confident.
- Mm-hmm.
369
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:21,659
Is it because you think Ian's gonna win?
370
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:22,709
Sure.
371
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,879
- Okay. You wanna bet on it?
- Yeah. Okay.
372
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,220
Not money. Hair.
373
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,670
- You want my hair?
- Oh, it's not for me.
374
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,930
Let's just do money.
375
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:36,220
Fine.
376
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,730
Should I report that?
377
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,639
Hey.
378
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,560
Hey, Pop. I just watched the new
wireframe for the unmasking
379
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,729
and it is going to blow them away.
380
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,230
- You ready to catch this asshole?
- Yep.
381
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,449
As soon as he logs on, I should
be able to get his IP address.
382
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,989
Then I just cross-reference
with our online services
383
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:57,860
so I can identify his user account.
384
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,240
If there's a vulnerability
in his system...
385
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,659
Then we will be triumphant.
386
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:03,660
Yeah.
387
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:08,080
But you know what the best
part of this has been?
388
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:09,090
What?
389
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,850
You and me doing it together.
390
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:16,380
Old Ian and Poppy,
you know, like the old days.
391
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,310
No fear, no anxiety.
392
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,390
You were happy.
393
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:25,360
Yeah. Yeah, I guess I was.
394
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:31,360
So, Poppy Li, did I
earn my white knight?
395
00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:35,200
Yes. I finished him this morning.
396
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:41,789
He's the most sophisticated
character rig I've ever made.
397
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:44,540
Complete with AI-trained
animation cycles.
398
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:46,870
So try not to get him disemboweled.
399
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,050
Anyway... it's done.
400
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,500
Fuckin'-A, it is.
401
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:14,029
It's fight day, guys.
402
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:16,116
Ian Grimm has entered the
arena, and it looks like
403
00:18:16,117 --> 00:18:17,949
he is ready to rumble.
404
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:21,159
It's a winner-take-all battle
between Ian and the Masked Man.
405
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,659
And the crowd is going nuts, y'all.
406
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,829
Unmitigated tripe.
407
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:28,959
A mob of imbeciles
witnessing a slapdash tale
408
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,749
and applauding its thoughtless ending.
409
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,299
Cheer up, C.W. When the Masked
Man's identity is revealed,
410
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,919
everyone's gonna care because of you.
411
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,460
Wrong.
412
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:39,929
The pacing is ruined. There's
no dramatic through line.
413
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:43,179
And no matter who he turns out
to be, it won't be compelling,
414
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,639
because we have no emotional
attachment to him!
415
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,180
Or "her." It could be a woman.
416
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,769
Don't kick me while I'm down.
417
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:53,569
Thank you all for being here
on this momentous occasion.
418
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:56,230
And I'd also like to say
thank you and welcome
419
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,359
to the millions of Mythic Quest fans
420
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,819
from around the globe
who are watching online.
421
00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:03,780
Now, normally, I am one for speeches.
422
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:07,079
But today, I came to fight.
423
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,900
Let's do this.
424
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,289
And now the wait is on.
Will the Masked Man show?
425
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:55,709
Oh, God. They're calling again.
426
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,709
Come on, David. Just answer it.
427
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,799
If Ian wins, you'll look like
a hero for backing creative.
428
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,549
Don't you see, Jo? I'm
finished either way.
429
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,929
I've lost control of the situation.
430
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:10,890
Masked Man, come forth and face me.
Or did you lose your spine?
431
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,410
Holy shit. It's him.
432
00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:22,450
Yes.
433
00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:31,700
Well, hello, Masked Man. Welcome.
434
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,339
Hello, Ian Grimm.
Ready to lose everything?
435
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:41,430
I knew you'd show. Let's end this.
436
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,480
And here we go!
437
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:49,139
Get ready to taste the steel
of my blade, Masked Man.
438
00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:53,099
The sorcerer's fire of Mordoff shall
burn your flesh for eternity.
439
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,479
For Mythic Quest!
440
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,600
Sic semper tyrannis!
441
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,520
This is the dorkiest
bullshit I've ever seen.
442
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,620
Ooh! Ian takes it to
the Masked Man first!
443
00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:11,990
Combo after combo after
combo! Beat his ass!
444
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,340
Holy shit. That was pretty good.
445
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,679
Whoa.
446
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,060
How the hell did the Masked
Man charge his ult so fast?
447
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,123
Oh, shit. Ian, no, he has access
448
00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:40,361
to the entire spell-casting tree. Ian!
449
00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:48,909
- Shit.
- This is not gonna be good.
450
00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,820
Activate Kyanite Shield.
He's gonna use...
451
00:21:50,821 --> 00:21:52,040
Fire rain.
452
00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:12,260
Had enough, Grimm?
453
00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:14,889
Ian is only seconds away
from being embarrassed
454
00:22:14,890 --> 00:22:17,600
on the biggest stage
of his own game. Ugh.
455
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:23,200
All right. You know what? Screw this.
456
00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:34,619
What is he doing?
457
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:38,600
Ian's white knight is
dropping all of his weapons?
458
00:22:38,610 --> 00:22:39,830
Is this on purpose?
459
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,209
You may be able to defeat
me with your special armor
460
00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:44,299
and your high-powered
spells, Masked Man,
461
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,719
and you may call that a victory.
462
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,009
But to me,
463
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:53,309
the truest, purest form of Mythic
Quest has always been this.
464
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,729
Wh... What are you doing?
465
00:22:57,730 --> 00:23:00,490
- I'm gettin' buck naked.
- Why?
466
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:05,689
Oh, shit! He gone vanilla style.
467
00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:08,320
Ian is down to nothing but a loincloth.
468
00:23:09,410 --> 00:23:11,659
And there goes the loincloth.
469
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:18,660
I can beat you in any style, Grimm.
470
00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:20,211
I can't even believe what I'm seeing.
471
00:23:20,212 --> 00:23:22,499
The Masked Man is stripping down too.
472
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,669
- What is happening?
- This is amazing.
473
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,589
You're supposed to take
off your loincloth too.
474
00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:32,179
- I'm not doing that.
- Oh, come on. The crowd will love it.
475
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:34,099
- No. It's weird.
- It's not weird. It's primal.
476
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,099
Why would I wanna be
naked in a knife fight?
477
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,180
- So you're scared.
- Scared has nothing to do with it.
478
00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:39,650
Whatever. Let's just get on with it.
479
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,060
This is some caveman shit.
480
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:02,499
I've tracked him down. Holy shit.
481
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,040
Ian, I got him.
482
00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:10,850
- He's gonna do it.
- Cut his fucking heart out, Dad!
483
00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:24,060
Yes!
484
00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:27,610
Yes, Ian!
485
00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:30,440
- He did it!
- Yes!
486
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,239
Yes! He did it! Yes! Yes, he did it!
487
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,329
Ooh.
488
00:24:37,330 --> 00:24:40,749
- Oh, he pulled it out of the old bag.
- He sure did.
489
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:43,880
- Not such a twat after all.
- He really is though.
490
00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:47,669
What are you gonna do, David?
491
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:51,670
It's time to pay the piper, I guess.
492
00:24:53,050 --> 00:24:56,050
Well... It was fun while it lasted.
493
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,849
Bonjour.
494
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:01,350
Uh, yes.
495
00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:03,769
Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry about that.
496
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,399
Um, I've actually been sick, so...
497
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,069
Uh-huh. Yeah. And again,
I'm sorry, 'ca...
498
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:15,500
You know what? I'm not
sorry. And I'm not sick.
499
00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:18,739
In fact, you should be thanking me,
500
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:20,740
because another executive producer
501
00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:23,039
would have never allowed this to happen.
502
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,120
But I did.
503
00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:29,959
I just oversaw the most historic
day in the history of MQ
504
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,790
because I backed creative. My way.
505
00:25:33,970 --> 00:25:35,469
You know what I'm gonna do right now?
506
00:25:35,470 --> 00:25:37,679
I'm gonna go back, and I'm
gonna celebrate with my team.
507
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,929
And if you don't like it,
508
00:25:38,930 --> 00:25:42,019
you can come down here and
you can French-kiss my dick!
509
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:49,399
David, that was badass! I have never
heard you talk like that before.
510
00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:55,819
Jo, I believe that was
Rutger Hauer talking.
511
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,449
Yeah.
512
00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:59,279
- Poppy, do you have him?
- I got him.
513
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,280
Hit it.
514
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,710
You have bested me.
I am not long for this realm.
515
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:12,800
You fought valiantly, but now,
Masked Man, I reveal your identity!
516
00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:22,590
- Why is the camera on?
- Oh, my God.
517
00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:25,070
What the fuck? Hold up.
518
00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:28,729
Pootie Shoe's the Masked Man.
519
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:31,310
Et tu, Poo-tay ?
520
00:26:31,820 --> 00:26:33,109
I did not see that coming.
521
00:26:33,110 --> 00:26:37,150
Really? I did. So obvious.
522
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,119
Cut the Wi-Fi router, Mom! Mom?
523
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,920
He's not a little piece of shit.
524
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:46,290
He's a huge piece of shit.
525
00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:47,910
Surprisingly brilliant.
526
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,589
You know what? Fuck you,
Grimm! Fuck you all!
527
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,089
That's gotta be a pretty
satisfying ending, right?
528
00:26:57,090 --> 00:26:59,210
Meh.
529
00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:10,270
Poppy! Poppy!
530
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,149
What an amazing event.
531
00:27:16,150 --> 00:27:18,699
I want to thank the hundreds
of thousands of people
532
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:23,420
that tuned in for the most
epic day in MQ history.
533
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:25,619
Yeah!
534
00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:26,660
Whoo!
535
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:30,499
- Hey!
- Yeah!
536
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,790
Boom! Yeah.
537
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,009
- Pop.
- This is incredible.
538
00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:41,010
Come on.
539
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:53,210
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