1 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:09,384 Pootie, Pootie, Pootie... Shoe! 2 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,595 Who is the Masked Man? 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,597 He is an NPC, 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,434 or a Non-Playable Character for all you noobs out there, all right? 5 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,520 He's got a dope mask. He's rockin' all black. 6 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:22,314 He's got silver accents. He's a loot giver. 7 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,609 Yes! A firesword! And a loot taker. 8 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,237 Oh, man, he took my shield. 9 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,532 But, you know, when he first came out, Pootie was all like, "I love this dude," 10 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:32,616 because everyone did. 11 00:00:32,698 --> 00:00:35,869 MQ totally hyped him up. I mean, he was in ads. 12 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:38,038 Who is the Masked Man? Pre-order now. 13 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,206 He was on T-shirts. 14 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:42,292 Whoa! "Who is the Masked Man?" 15 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:47,256 But then they never unmasked the Masked Man, you guys. 16 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:52,010 I mean, even when we asked it repeatedly and repeatedly and repeatedly. 17 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:56,765 One day his identity will be revealed, and it will blow you away. 18 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,350 He's comin', he's comin', he's comin'. 19 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,520 A little bit later than originally anticipated, but he's comin'. 20 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:05,274 I just need you to just calm down a bit and be patient, okay? 21 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:08,402 I'm not-- Stop asking about the Masked Man. Just stop asking about it. 22 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,529 You know, now is not-- now is not the time. 23 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:13,991 Just stop, all right? You can... just stop. 24 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,034 Till MQ comes up with some answers, 25 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:19,663 some real, solid stuff, we're gonna be here, waiting. 26 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,124 The mystery continues. 27 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,792 Pootie... Shoe! 28 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:25,377 And there it is. 29 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,506 Pootie Shoe is a 14-year-old boy. Who cares what he thinks? 30 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:33,010 Yeah, he's a real piece of shit, but he's not wrong. 31 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,720 He's a bully, and he needs to be dealt with. 32 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,555 -Jo, please. -Dealt with? 33 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,515 Ian, your judgment is not to be questioned, 34 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,267 not by Pootie, not by anyone else. 35 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,102 -Jo. -Poppy, David, shut up. 36 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:45,397 Jo, your instincts on me are dead-on. I love your enthusiasm. 37 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,816 Guys, I'm not sweating this. 38 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:51,486 Okay, Ian, C.W., it is time to unmask the Masked Man. 39 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,447 Okay, it's gonna be a huge event. 40 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,950 The kind of event you might see at the grand opening of... 41 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,455 ...the casino. 42 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:04,625 No. The casino is an abomination. 43 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,668 Okay, yeah, it's garbage. But you guys wouldn't work on it, 44 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,627 so I had to farm it out to a studio in Bucharest. 45 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,964 We wouldn't work on it because it's an artless money grab 46 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,841 that has no connection to the game. 47 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,969 Okay, well, this is a great opportunity to unify. Right? 48 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:20,182 Spruce it up. Make it fit. The perfect fusion of art and commerce. 49 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:24,061 Brad, you know what? In a lot of ways, you are the casino. 50 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,481 A soulless money-suck in the middle of an enchanted forest. 51 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,150 We don't need that. And we don't need you. 52 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,488 Okay. 53 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,326 Well, that was super weird. David, anything else? 54 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,912 Look, guys. You know I back creative. 55 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,497 -It's kind of my bag. -No, it's not. 56 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,124 -Your bag is being a soy boy beta cuck. -That's it. 57 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:49,711 That's-- A soy boy beta cuck? What is that? 58 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,046 I'll explain it to you later. 59 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:52,464 Is that a good thing? 60 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,049 Mm-hmm. 61 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,217 Okay, good. 62 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,386 Look, but maybe Brad has a point. All right? 63 00:02:57,469 --> 00:03:00,973 It's been two years. Maybe it's time to reveal the Masked Man's identity. 64 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,767 No. No, I don't think now's the right time. 65 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,435 They're not revealing it because they don't know. 66 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,813 We settled on his identity years ago. 67 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,774 Look, guys, it's just not the right time to reveal it. 68 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,442 When it is, we will let you know. 69 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,320 Now, can we please just get back to work? 70 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,746 -You think they bought it? -I don't know. 71 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,833 But, damn, I made a big deal out of this stupid thing. 72 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,126 Yeah. 73 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,713 We better figure out who the Masked Man is fast or we are fucked. 74 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:49,897 Bad news, dude. 75 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:55,152 Brad just told me that we have to log all of the bugs in the casino ASAP. 76 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:59,072 What? He told us to stay away from the casino because it's so janky. 77 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,450 I guess they're planning some big event there now. 78 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:06,246 Shit. That's gonna take all night. I had plans. 79 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:13,879 You know what? It's been a long week. I'll cover for you. 80 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:18,841 -No, you don't have to cover for me. -Yeah. It's all good, man. I got you. 81 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,554 Thanks, Rache. 82 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,265 Sure. That's what friends are for, right? 83 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:46,954 Wow. 84 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,666 I should spend more time in your office. It's super weird. 85 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,836 Every book you've ever written is here. 86 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:58,465 The Cape of No Hope. The Fall of Hrad. Saturn's Desire. 87 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:04,054 This was my favorite when I was a kid. I will never forget the elven temptress. 88 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,430 Nor I. 89 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,975 She was based on a lover I took in Morocco. 90 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,978 Ironically, the proceeds from the book 91 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:14,106 were used to pay for the medical bills I incurred from the encounter. 92 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,568 -Gross. -Yeah. 93 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,821 Let's get to work, shall we? 94 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:21,947 -Yes. -Yes. 95 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,657 Yes! Now. 96 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,411 Who are you? 97 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,956 Obviously, when he takes off the mask, 98 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,208 it must be emotional or no one will care. 99 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,459 Right. Right. 100 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,546 And the fact that he's both a loot taker and a loot giver, 101 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,548 there's something interesting there. 102 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,216 -Ian. -Not now, Jo. We're working. 103 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:44,344 Got it. FYI, we're in business. 104 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,847 Pootie's pissed. He's definitely not chill. 105 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,807 Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. What? What's he saying? 106 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,058 Here, check it out. 107 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,769 You guys know I'm all about the positivity, 108 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:56,023 but I recently got some serious hate from MQ, 109 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,567 and I'm just wondering why-- why they would hate on me 110 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,028 when I play their game, like, 24-7. 111 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,238 You know what they say, "The fish stinks from the head down", right? 112 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:07,284 So, Ian, I mean, I just asked who the Masked Man was. 113 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,370 Just 'cause you don't know the answer, you don't have to come at me for it. 114 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:13,832 -Pootie's gonna ponder this. -Pootie ponders. 115 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,292 Boycott MQ? 116 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,713 Not something I would have considered, 117 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,798 but circumstances have changed. 118 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,510 -What the hell did you say to him? -I sent him a funny meme. 119 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,221 It says, "Make everyone's day. Kill yo--" 120 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,139 Yeah, I see what it says, Jo. Thank you. 121 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:31,808 Why? Why would you send this to a 14-year-old boy? 122 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,353 It works. I used it on my bully, Shannon, in high school. 123 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,230 She didn't commit suicide, but she tried. 124 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,359 Yeah, Jo, in that scenario, I don't think Shannon was the bully. 125 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:41,944 -Shannon was the bully. -She was the victim. 126 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,529 -No, Shannon was the bully. -Shannon was the victim. 127 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,656 I went over to her house before sixth grade. She asked me to play with Barbies. 128 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,990 I told her it was for babies, 129 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,326 and the next day I got to school and told everyone she queefs. 130 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,622 In that scenario, how are you-- Okay. All right. You know, it doesn't matter. 131 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,500 Jo, can you just leave it alone? Please just leave it alone. 132 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,086 I've upset you. I'm so sorry. 133 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,255 I can fix this. I promise. Just give me another shot. 134 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,800 Okay, fine. Do you think you can just de-escalate? 135 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:09,930 And, Jo, Jo, Jo. Let's cool it with the suicide. Okay? 136 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,515 He's gonna make his own decisions here. 137 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,684 No, no, no. No. No. No. Let's... 138 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,019 Let's stay away from the suicide, all right? 139 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,605 You can't really make anyone do anything. 140 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:21,441 Yeah, but we-- we could maybe endeavor to not push him into it. 141 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:24,444 I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do, and he's gonna do what he's gonna do. 142 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,697 No, you're gonna do what I tell you to do. Okay? 143 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:29,658 Fine. 144 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,039 If I could just harness her power for good, I think we might be in business. 145 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,457 Forget about her. 146 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:42,212 Focus on this and we shall silence Pootie... and his cuties. 147 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,590 And dudies. 148 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:46,800 Let us work. 149 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:51,638 Yeah. 150 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,946 Hey. We might have a problem. 151 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,201 Yeah, I came back, and it was all gone. 152 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,244 I mean, you think he's a fugitive? He could be on the lam. 153 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,455 People don't take their desks on the lam. 154 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,291 He's obviously just trying to make a point, to prove that we need him. 155 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,212 A day without Brad. 156 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:28,383 Damn. I just wish he had thought of this plan earlier. 157 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,093 Could have enjoyed it longer. 158 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,553 Oh, well, I'm going home. 159 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,431 What? No, wait. You can't leave. 160 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,140 -I mean, what are we gonna do about this? -Nothing. 161 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:39,144 He's a toddler throwing a tantrum. Just ignore it. It'll blow over. 162 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,980 But, Poppy, we cannot afford to piss Brad off. 163 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,316 Monetization is a very important revenue stream for us. 164 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,485 Well, you need to make up your mind, David. 165 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,196 Do you back suits or do you back creative? 166 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:50,489 Creative. 167 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:53,283 Great. Then I need you to be cool. Can you do that? 168 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:54,993 Yeah. 169 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:57,496 You look worried. 170 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,081 No. No, I'm not worried. 171 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,500 I was actually just thinking of something else. No, I'm... 172 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,585 No, I'm cool. You know? 173 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,462 What is this? What are you doing? 174 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,799 I'm just, like, hangin'. Yeah. 175 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,970 Okay. So you're gonna-- You're gonna be cool? 176 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,096 -Yeah. -Great. 177 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,099 You know me. I'm ice-cold, baby. 178 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:20,060 All right. I want you to go home. 179 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,812 -Yep. Cool. -Get some rest. 180 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,897 And all of this is gonna be okay in the morning. 181 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,190 All right, all right, all right. 182 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:26,400 Don't do that. 183 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:31,655 Cool. 184 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:41,707 Dude, the dice disappear when they hit the side of the craps table. New bug. 185 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,709 -Nice. -Janky. 186 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,589 Glasses? 187 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:52,259 Oh. Yeah. I only wear them at night. I know they're dorky. 188 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,304 No, I like 'em. I've just never seen you wear them before. 189 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:58,015 Yeah, my eyes get tired from staring at the screen all day. 190 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,225 And then I go home and play MQ some more. 191 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:02,102 Hold on. You, you play MQ after work? 192 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:03,520 Hell, yeah. 193 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:07,316 Me and my avatar, Toksvig? We tear it up between the hours of eight and midnight. 194 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,777 Come on, dude. That is so cute. I can't believe you keep playing. 195 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:13,572 Oh, it's almost midnight. Didn't you have somewhere to be? 196 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:16,533 Oh... yeah. No. We're good. 197 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,869 -Really? -Are you hungry? 198 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,292 I know where Poppy hides her ice-cream sandwiches that she stress-eats. 199 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,627 Yeah. 200 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,213 Wait. What if we get caught though? 201 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:34,676 Looks like we're the only ones here. 202 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,102 -Really good, right? -Yeah. 203 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,771 -Cheers. -Cheers. 204 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,465 Boom, snap, pap, ba-boom, snap, pap. 205 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:16,009 Snap, boom, snap, pap, ba-boom, snap, pap. 206 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,011 Boom, snap, pap, ba-boom, snap, pap. 207 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,097 Snap, boom, snap, pap, ba-boom, snap, pap! 208 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,181 Yay! 209 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,155 Bit of a problem. 210 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,450 What is going on? 211 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,119 Brad's tantrum got a little worse. 212 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:28,665 Oh, my God. He shut down the store and made everything free? 213 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,667 Yeah, Sue called me this morning. 214 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:34,713 People are going apeshit, grabbing all the legendary loot boxes and OP weapons. 215 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,216 It's a free-for-all. Literally. 216 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,342 That's bad. 217 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,511 As we speak, thousands of super leveled-up players 218 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,638 are churning through the new Raven's Banquet content 219 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,181 like it's wet tissue paper. 220 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,434 -That's worse. That's worse. -Okay, don't panic. It's cool. 221 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:48,977 No, no. This is not cool. 222 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:51,647 This is a red-hot poker straight up my backdoor. 223 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,273 Okay. We can't cave to Brad. 224 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,234 This is hurting him worse than it's hurting us. 225 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:58,195 He loves money more than anything. Brad is gonna cave. 226 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:02,157 It took two years to build Raven's Banquet, and they're tearing through it. 227 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,076 Can't you just turn the prices back on? 228 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,203 Brad's the only one with financial access privileges. 229 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:11,291 I know. Okay. You know what? I think you just need to sit down. 230 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,044 Just sit down. Just sit down. Stop making that noise. 231 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:18,173 Just breathe. Just breathe for me. Just calm breathing. It's in and out. 232 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:19,716 Out. 233 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,885 And maybe take a breath mint. 234 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,388 Just breathe in that direction, 'cause your breath is not great. 235 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,889 This is what I'm gonna do, all right? 236 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,683 I'm gonna get my team to throw up some roadblocks. 237 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,227 We can increase boss fight difficulty, extend raids, 238 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,854 nerf all the most powerful weapons. 239 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,815 Yeah, you just need to be cool. Can you do that? Can you be cool? 240 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,402 Give me a nonverbal signal that you're cool. 241 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:42,531 Hey, there's my guy! You got this. 242 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,116 Let's go to the coders' room. 243 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,327 Good. Yes, you're doing great. Just keep it cool. 244 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:48,704 -You don't need to be striding so much. -Yeah. 245 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:49,872 Announcement! 246 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,668 Michelle? 247 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,628 That's my name. 248 00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:58,088 Where is everybody? 249 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,007 Brad sent them home. 250 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,092 He said without him, you don't have the money 251 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:05,012 to pay for a full programming team, so they left. 252 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:08,932 This isn't gonna work. There's no way I can code that many roadblocks on my own. 253 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,809 Okay, so, this is the part where I'm gonna freak out. 254 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,020 -Don't freak out. -Well, what are we gonna do? 255 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,898 I guess right now you must be realizing that you need Brad. 256 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,066 -Shut up, Michelle! -Shut up, Michelle! 257 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,402 He paid me a thousand dollars to say that. 258 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:30,412 Pootie, Pootie, Pootie... exclusive. 259 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,290 So, since they won't unmask the Masked Man, 260 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:37,503 I've been thinking, I'm going to unmask Ian Grimm. 261 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,547 So, who is Ian Grimm? 262 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:45,469 Well, according to his LinkedIn page, he's a "builder of worlds." 263 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,431 Whatever that means. And check out his thirsty profile pic. 264 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,724 Thirsty! 265 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,434 So at least we know he's desperate. 266 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:57,940 Oh, and a little known fact. He's also a destroyer of dads. 267 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:02,277 That is right. You heard it here first on the Pootie Scoop. 268 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:07,491 Ian Grimm sued his own dad! "Prove it, Pootie"? Okay, cutie. 269 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,828 Mr. Grimm, is it true that you told your father 270 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,789 that you'd take every last cent he had? 271 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,668 I don't know. Is it true that I **** your mom? 272 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,630 Okay. Can you please answer the question and not be nasty? 273 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,715 That's what I said to your mom. 274 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,884 All right. This is getting exhausting. 275 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,970 Why don't we just take a five-minute break? 276 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,347 That's what your mom said. 277 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:34,017 What an asshole. 278 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,937 Nips. Thanks for watching. 279 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,022 How did he find out about the lawsuit? 280 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,274 I leaked it to him. 281 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,984 Why? Why would you do that? 282 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,570 'Cause you sued your own dad. That's so badass. 283 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,530 If you would treat your own father like that, 284 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,782 imagine what you're gonna do to a little piece of shit like Pootie. 285 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:52,703 Jo, I countersued my dad because he tried to take my company, all right? 286 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,791 -So he's the badass. -No, he's not a badass. 287 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,585 He's not a badass. I'm not a badass. 288 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,378 There is no badass in the situation, all right? 289 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,965 It's a very sad story of a father and a son. It's complicated. 290 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,842 Oh, no. I failed you. 291 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,678 I'm just gonna read my own meme and kill myself. 292 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,639 Jesus Christ! Jo, Jo, Jo. 293 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:15,100 Can we just stop talking about suicide? 294 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,477 Can we just-- Can we just stop for a second? 295 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:19,938 And why don't you go and serve David. 296 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,233 See, that would be the best way to serve me. Serve David. 297 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,194 -Poison? -Not poison. 298 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,904 Not poison. 299 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:30,574 Just anything he wants. Coffee, tea. Nonlethal. 300 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,076 Got it. Just make him sick so he can't get in your way. 301 00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:34,828 Yeah. Jo, I-- 302 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,123 I think we're gonna have to let her go. 303 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,292 No. Ian, 304 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:45,130 the lunatic assistant may have just unlocked this whole thing. 305 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,007 She did? 306 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,928 She realizes the relationship between a parent and a child 307 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,472 is what's emotionally investing. 308 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,683 She also wants to murder David. 309 00:16:56,767 --> 00:17:00,646 Ian, this could be the emotional core we've been looking for. 310 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:04,942 The Masked Man is a story of a father and a son. 311 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,402 Interesting. Go on. 312 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:09,780 The father's a villain who represents the dark. 313 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:13,242 But he has a son. A new character. 314 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,536 And the son is the light. 315 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,663 They're destined to duel. 316 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,207 But before he slays him, 317 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:25,170 the son brings the father from the dark back to the light. 318 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:29,466 And as he lay there dying, the mask is removed. 319 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,929 The Masked Man is the new hero's... 320 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,305 father. 321 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:39,101 That is... 322 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:41,770 Star Wars. 323 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:45,107 -"Star Wars"? -Yeah. The movie? 324 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,317 Came out in the '70s. Like, one of the biggest ever? 325 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:50,904 Well, admittedly, the '70s were a bit of a blur, but it is ringing some bells. 326 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,365 Yeah, I'll bet. They've made, like, 20 of 'em. They're still making 'em. 327 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,117 -Really? Why? -Nobody knows. 328 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,619 Either way, it's a story that's been told, so we can't tell it again. 329 00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,872 Why not? It's a monomyth trope. 330 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,958 It's been done for millennia. 331 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:07,004 The Odyssey. King Arthur. Anything Tolkien. It's the classics. 332 00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:09,047 Right. It's The Hero with a Thousand Faces. 333 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,132 Yes. 334 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,925 The Masked Man is a villain. I like it. 335 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,179 Okay. But it still needs something, doesn't it? 336 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:19,433 We need something unique that unifies the story. 337 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,019 We need a Death Star. 338 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:26,023 A "Death Star." 339 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,194 What is that? 340 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,653 Okay. Let's go watch the movie first. 341 00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:33,780 You know what? Let's watch the movie, and then we'll... 342 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,199 -Death Star? -Yeah, come to my office. 343 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,283 Who buys that? 344 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,077 Can you stop running? 345 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,954 He will not pick up! Goddamn it, Brad. 346 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,915 All right. Get in the car. We're going to his house. 347 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,750 -David? -Yeah? 348 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,920 -What the hell? -Forget to pay your parking tickets? 349 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,630 No. No. I paid my-- 350 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:51,757 Oh, my God. 351 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:56,261 I bought this car with the bonus money we got from Brad's sexy wood nymph. 352 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,597 How the hell did he know that? 353 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,141 Maybe from the license plate? 354 00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,977 "Nymph Daddy"? Really? You're the nymph daddy? 355 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,231 I was-- Look, never mind. Let's just take your car. 356 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,899 I don't have a car. I'll call us a Lyft. 357 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,109 You don't have a car? How do you not have a car? 358 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,028 You have 36 laptops and no car. 359 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,072 Can I just say, this is why you have trouble finding a man. 360 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,116 You know who didn't have trouble finding a man? Your ex-wife. 361 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,788 Sorry. That was really out of line. I'm sorry. That was-- 362 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,748 -No, you're right. -No, it was-- 363 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,292 Your tension is kind of getting to me. You-- You need to calm down. 364 00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:30,504 If we turn up at Brad's all panicked, he's gonna think that he owns us. 365 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:31,880 He does own us. 366 00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:34,258 Shit. My account's been deactivated. 367 00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:38,136 That's 'cause it's connected to the corporate card. 368 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,098 It's connected to the corporate card, you stupid, stupid girl! 369 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,600 -Woman. -Women own cars! All right. 370 00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,102 So many stereotypes. 371 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,271 -All right. Let's go back in. -I don't know. Okay. 372 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,733 I don't care if we have to run to his house. We need Brad here now. 373 00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:55,529 David, just calm down. I think that your blood sugar is running a little low. 374 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,115 We just need to have a little snack, 375 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,158 and then we can talk through this rationally. 376 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:07,624 Where the fuck are my ice-cream sandwiches? 377 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,042 -Poppy. -Goddamn it, Brad! 378 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,752 -I bought these with my own money! -Poppy. 379 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,796 When I find that son of a bitch, I am gonna end him! 380 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,006 He's right there. 381 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,469 Brad. Brad? Brad. We need you. 382 00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:22,264 Listen, buddy, my ice-cream sandwiches are not for-- 383 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,390 Poppy. 384 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,768 I'm sorry I called you a bottom-feeding corporate leech. 385 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,937 -I thought it was "soulless money-suck." -That too. 386 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:32,065 Look, Brad, please, can you just turn the prices back on? 387 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:34,401 -Yeah, yeah. I already did that. -You did? You caved? 388 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,778 No, no. Ian agreed to unmask the Masked Man at the casino, 389 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:38,113 so I got everything I wanted. 390 00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:42,743 Yeah. You see, C.W. and I figured out a way to unify everything. 391 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,746 The Masked Man is a villain who lives at a casino. 392 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:46,955 Yeah, and it makes sense 393 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:49,166 because the Masked Man was a walking casino anyway. 394 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,168 You know, a loot giver, a loot taker. 395 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,336 Check this out. 396 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,547 "The Masked Man's Hall of Games and Chance." 397 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:58,967 We're also going to create a new character, the White Knight, 398 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,053 who's destined to duel the Masked Man 399 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:04,014 and eventually unmask him... at the casino. 400 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:08,477 See, the story brings the players in and the casino bleeds them dry. 401 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,522 Guys, it's the perfect fusion of art and commerce. 402 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,357 But, Ian, don't you hate Brad? 403 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,193 Hate him? Oh, yeah, I do hate him. 404 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,695 -Yeah, I feel nothing for him. -He's a sociopath. 405 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:22,908 But the money that he brings in makes the whole game actually run. 406 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,369 You get that, right? 407 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:27,621 -Yeah. -Yeah, duh. 408 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,872 -Yeah, of course. -Obviously. 409 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,874 -Yes. -No, we're cool. Yeah. 410 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,043 -To be clear, David, you are not cool. -No. 411 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,671 Well... yeah. Well, she said I was. 412 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,048 I lied to him. 413 00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:43,971 Okay. Well, great. 414 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,306 So I guess you guys can spruce up the casino. There's a lot of bugs. 415 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:49,351 Testers found a whole bunch of 'em. So that will be fun for you. 416 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,520 Right. Well, that's her, not me. Hey, by the way, who is it? 417 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:53,689 The Masked Man. Who is he? 418 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:58,360 Oh, yeah. The Masked Man is the White Knight's father. 419 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,321 Like Star Wars. 420 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:05,117 It is a bit like Star Wars, yeah. I was hoping you wouldn't notice. 421 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,203 That was a crazy crunch, huh? 422 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,290 We logged, like, a hundred bugs last night. 423 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,834 Hey. We broke our personal record. 424 00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:16,879 -Livin' the dream! -Yeah. 425 00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:22,009 Well... 426 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,054 back to reality. 427 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:27,598 Yeah. 428 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,773 I'll go tell 'em we're done. 429 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,233 -Sweet. -Sweet. 430 00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:39,359 Yeah. 431 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:42,029 Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. 432 00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:44,740 All right. Peace out, girl scout.