1 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:13,096 Where are we going? 2 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:14,932 To see Sue. 3 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,265 She's our community manager. 4 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,187 The direct interface between us and the players. 5 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,273 My ears just popped. 6 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,776 Yeah, we're pretty deep underground. 7 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,070 It's just better for everyone if she's down here. 8 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,446 It's a difficult job. 9 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,741 Dealing with angry feedback, complaints and hate. 10 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,618 She must be super depressed. 11 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:40,290 No. That would be normal. This is much worse. 12 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,752 Visitors? 13 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,379 Hey, Sue. 14 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:49,299 David, it is so nice to see you. 15 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,052 And who's this bag of sunshine you brought with you? 16 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,512 This is my assistant, Jo. 17 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,722 -Say hi, Jo. -Hi. 18 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,100 Well, thanks for popping by, guys. 19 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,979 I would love to come visit you upstairs, but my darn key card isn't working 20 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,355 and I tried talking to security about it, but they-- 21 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,276 Listen to me blabbing on, boring you to tears. 22 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:10,571 Whoa. Okay, come on. Sit down. Sit. 23 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,948 I don't like her. She's unsettling. 24 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,116 I know. 25 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,536 Catching up on a little bit of filing? 26 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,581 This? No, that's just some player feedback. 27 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:24,710 E-mail has filters that censor the more descriptive language. 28 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,796 But God bless America, you still can't censor the handwritten word. 29 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,507 Right. So, Sue, you said you had some urgent news? 30 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,677 I sure do. I got a call this morning from Kotaku. 31 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,762 -Kotaku? -Yes. 32 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:40,475 They are running a front-page article about MQ and asked for us to comment. 33 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:44,730 "Front-page"? Not too shabby. That's good news. What's the story? 34 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:49,234 Well, apparently Mythic Quest is the number one online role-playing game... 35 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,360 Fantastic. 36 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,321 ...among white supremacists. 37 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:11,965 Okay, listen up, everyone. Important announcement up here. 38 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:16,220 Big boss talking to her team. Today's a big day. 39 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:20,724 Today is the day that we launch our newest and, if I do say so myself, 40 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,810 most beautifully designed new social networking feature. 41 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,104 Dinner Party. 42 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:35,197 A lot of hard work has gone into this and now all that's left to do... 43 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:36,949 is hit this button. 44 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,701 Where is Ian? Doesn't he usually do the speech? 45 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:40,994 Yes, Michelle, he does. 46 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,413 But I'm doing this one because after the whole shovel thing, 47 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,624 Ian finally agreed to let me have something that's mine. 48 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,835 And that thing is Dinner Party. 49 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:52,840 It just seems like a natural clapping mo-- Whatever. 50 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:54,341 Just don't interrupt. 51 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,969 So Ian didn't help. 52 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,972 That's why the name's so confusing. 53 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,390 It's not confusing, Michelle. 54 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,476 What else would you call a feature that allows players to connect across guilds 55 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,894 and plan large-scale events? 56 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,730 Have you ever been to a dinner party? 57 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,608 Yes. Hundreds. 58 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,862 Can you please stop being so negative and don't interrupt anymore? 59 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:18,407 I'm just gonna skip to the end. Let's launch! 60 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,576 And here we go. 61 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,870 Poppy, David would like to see you. It's an emergency. 62 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,496 I'm kind of in the middle of something, Jo. 63 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:27,124 He said if you don't come, I can grab you by the hair and drag you. 64 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,251 -David said that? -That was the subtext. 65 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,753 -Just tell David I'm very busy. -Doing what? 66 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:32,838 Pushing a button. 67 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,840 -It's more than just a button, Michelle. -This button? 68 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,049 No! 69 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:41,346 Godda-- I just-- This was, like-- You ruined it. 70 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,182 Great speech, boss. 71 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,727 Oh, my God. Jo, what could possibly be so urgent? 72 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,439 We have Nazis in the game? 73 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,858 Kotaku found a guild of 40 or so members 74 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:56,820 who openly profess to playing our game according to fascist principles. 75 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:57,905 Okay, hold on. 76 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,823 People use that word to mean "anyone who disagrees with them." 77 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,117 How can we be sure that these are actual Nazis? 78 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:03,827 Well, they did this with the shovel. 79 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:06,914 -So? -Yeah? 80 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,373 Sorry. 81 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,460 Yeah, those are Nazis. 82 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:15,797 This is not what the shovel is meant for. It was made to murder people. 83 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:16,882 And dig dicks. 84 00:04:16,964 --> 00:04:18,091 They did that too. 85 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,260 Wow. 86 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:23,055 Say what you want about Nazis. They are precise. 87 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,264 That's German engineering. 88 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,975 Oh, man. This is so upsetting. 89 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:31,063 This whole Nazi thing is going to completely overshadow Dinner Party. 90 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,689 Guys, can we please focus on the Nazis? 91 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,024 'Kay? We gotta get rid of the Nazis. 92 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,401 Perhaps we're being too hasty. 93 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:39,071 Nazis make excellent villains. 94 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:43,367 Have we considered embracing the Nazis, narratively speaking? 95 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,578 No. No, we haven't. We're not embracing Nazis. 96 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:49,373 We are kicking them out of the guild and that's the end of discussion. 97 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:52,709 C.W., I need you to draft an apology. Immediately. 98 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:53,836 Of course. 99 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:58,257 Now, are we apologizing to the Nazis or on their behalf? 100 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,845 Neither. 101 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:03,929 Of course. 102 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,849 Okay. You know what? I'm going to go kick out the Nazi guild. 103 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,268 Wait, wait. What are we gonna do about Dinner Party? 104 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,352 Don't care. 105 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:12,563 Yeah, Pop. 106 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:16,525 No one's going to care about Dinner Party, but we can't just kick out the Nazis. 107 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:19,486 That's going to be a whole First Amendment thing. 108 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,321 Let me noodle on it. 109 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,829 David. D-train. Dirty Dave. 110 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,664 Maybe we should think this Nazi thing through. 111 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,292 I don't wanna spin you out here, David, but I think we should slow this down. 112 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,752 -I'm banning the Nazis, Brad. -Hey, I respect that. 113 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,672 But we've never banned an entire group before. 114 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,215 These are paying customers. 115 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,466 Gross, Brad, even for you. 116 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,719 Hey, I'm just saying, we got to be careful how we respond. 117 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,095 Sure, we created the platform, 118 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,890 but should we be the ones deciding who stays and who goes? 119 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,725 It's the same problem that Facebook and Twitter had to deal with. 120 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,560 Hey, look, somebody has to put their foot down. 121 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,478 I agree, but let's think about this. 122 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,397 What's it going to look like when people find out 123 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,108 that foot belongs to a straight white man 124 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:00,194 writing the laws that everyone has to live by? 125 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:03,030 Does that seem fair? Does that seem inclusive? 126 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,781 Okay, see ya. 127 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:09,453 Wait. Brad? I want to be more inclusive. 128 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,122 We should consult some diverse perspectives, like you. 129 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,207 What do you mean? 130 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,335 Well, you know, 'cause you're... Can I say "Indian"? 131 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,462 Well, why can't you say it? 132 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,339 I don't know. I mean, I-- 133 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,508 -What's wrong with being Indian? -Nothing. 134 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,426 I'm also Polish, if that's better for you. 135 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:25,511 -No. -No? 136 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,387 I mean, yes. Or... I don't know. 137 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:30,098 I'm just trying to do what's right here. 138 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,517 Will you please help me? Please? 139 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,103 We can form an ethics committee. Make the decisions together. 140 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,355 Okay. A committee. 141 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:39,358 And you know what? We should get some girls involved. 142 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:40,943 Women. 143 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:43,737 "Women." Right. 144 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:46,573 Hey, women. 145 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,285 That felt weird. Listen. 146 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,872 Brad and I are putting together a little ethics committee. 147 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:58,335 And, Dana, we would love to have your unique... perspective? 148 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,419 -Good. -Yeah. 149 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:00,587 So, will you join us? 150 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:03,715 Could I join? I would really love to help any way I can. 151 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,844 Oh, that's... 152 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:09,721 What do I say here? 153 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:14,268 It's just your perspective has been... filled. 154 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,936 Yeah, we don't need two white chicks. 155 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,521 No, Jo. That's not even it. 156 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:21,608 Okay? It's not a racial thing. It's more of a... She's... 157 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:24,152 -Annoying. -Can you say that? 158 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,237 That's totally fine. 159 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,405 -Really? -Yeah. 160 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,949 -I'm annoying? -Yes. 161 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,784 So, Dana, do you want to get going? 162 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,744 -Right now? -Yeah. Let's go. 163 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:33,829 'Kay. 164 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:36,498 Help me. 165 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,001 I'm gay. 166 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,545 You are? I mean, of course, you are. 167 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,173 Not "of course." I mean, that's great. 168 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:48,760 Yes. That is my unique perspective. I am a lesbian. 169 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:50,470 We could use one of those. 170 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,347 "One of those"? This is going well. 171 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:55,809 No, no. It's still not right. It needs to be higher and straighter. 172 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:59,563 You know, usually at this point, Poppy jumps in and takes over. 173 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,983 Well, I'm not going to allow that to happen, okay, Michelle? 174 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:07,196 Because I need you to do it. I work through you. 175 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:10,657 Okay. It's like I'm an artist and you're my favorite brush. 176 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:12,367 What are you doing down here? 177 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:15,287 I'm trying to manipulate Michelle into doing what I want. 178 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,206 -Is she doing a bad job? -Yeah, she sucks. 179 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:18,582 Yeah, she's terrible at her job. 180 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:22,211 Get up, Michelle. Move your arse. Come on. Up, up. Thank you. 181 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,796 -What's the problem? -Yeah, you see right here. 182 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:29,009 I need to get that up higher and then more of an extension and straight. 183 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,638 You just need to adjust a couple of the keyframes on the animation and... 184 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,640 -Look at that! -Yeah. 185 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:35,724 You're the best! Look at how-- 186 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:36,808 -That's perfect. -I know because-- 187 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,352 -You're my favorite brush. -That's right. I am your-- 188 00:08:38,433 --> 00:08:40,520 -Oh, my God. Is that a... -Yeah. A Nazi salute. 189 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:43,815 Yeah. I really want to get him heiling Hitler. 190 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:44,900 -Why? -Okay. 191 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,152 It's all a part of my plan to smoke them out. 192 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:51,365 You see, we're going to release the emote, but then publicly say it's a glitch. 193 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:54,493 But these skinhead freaks, they're not going to be able to resist. 194 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,870 They're going to pass it amongst their friends, 195 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:58,664 and then they're going to come out of the shadows. 196 00:08:58,747 --> 00:08:59,790 This is insane. 197 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,375 I think it's awesome. 198 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,002 Okay, so she thinks it's good. What does that tell you? 199 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,296 Nazi emotes, secret plans, rounding them up. 200 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,464 Can you hear yourself? 201 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,884 No. But I wish I could. 202 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,678 We should be recording this for posterity. 203 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,013 -I am recording this. -Cool. Send it to me. 204 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,807 Stop recording. Put that away. 205 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:21,186 Listen, you are not in the right headspace to be making decisions like this. 206 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,647 And also, I already have a better plan. 207 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,316 We're going to organize a peaceful protest using... 208 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,193 Dinner Party. 209 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,904 And that way, we show the Nazis that they're not welcome in MQ 210 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,448 while simultaneously, yet tastefully, promoting my feature. 211 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,869 So you want to use the Nazis to promote your feature? 212 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:37,995 -Yeah. -Gross. 213 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,246 I tried telling her that. 214 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,497 She's very stubborn, Michelle. 215 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:41,915 Okay, screw you both. 216 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:45,627 Going to do it myself. I don't need you. You're uninvited to the protest. 217 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:48,297 Okay, Michelle. Let's get back to work. 218 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,507 My work or your work? 219 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,552 Dear my, you are salty. 220 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:01,310 Welcome to the first meeting of the ethics committee. 221 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,103 I feel like we got a good mix of people here. 222 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:05,189 Should we go around and say what we are? 223 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,398 -Let's not do that. -No? Okay. 224 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:10,736 So, our first order of business is we need to come up with a code of conduct. 225 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:11,820 See, the problem is, 226 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:14,198 we don't know which rules the Nazis are violating 227 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,490 because we don't have any rules. 228 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,367 So, let's make some. Easy. 229 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,452 -Easy. -Yeah. 230 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:19,828 As long as we're consistent. 231 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:22,456 Once we start banning groups, it's a bit of a slippery slope. 232 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:27,878 Well, how's this for consistent? "No hate groups." 233 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,256 I don't want to spin you out here, David, but what is a hate group? 234 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,716 I mean, do homophobes count? 235 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,092 Yes. They hate gay people. 236 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,261 -What about misogynists? -Yes. They hate women. 237 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,305 -Pedophiles? -Sure. They hate... 238 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:40,724 Puberty? 239 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,726 Are pedophiles really a problem in the game? 240 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,354 No, no. But let's make sure they don't become one, right? 241 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,981 Sorry. I guess I'm just a little... confused because-- 242 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,149 "Confused?" 243 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:52,819 Because you said that you were gay. And if you're not gay, you have to leave. 244 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:56,448 I'm gay. I am a proud gay woman. 245 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:58,700 I just don't understand what we're doing here. 246 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:03,872 Okay. Rachel, can you just... turn the volume down? Only a little bit? 247 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:04,957 We're all proud here. 248 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:09,086 Brad is a proud Indian Polish man. Did you know that? Right, Brad? 249 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,673 And Jo, she's a proud... 250 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,591 Wholesome Midwestern conservative. 251 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:16,844 Great. 252 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,388 And I'm a proud white man, but I don't go around saying "white pride." 253 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,557 -David. -Sorry. That's not what I meant. 254 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,351 I said I didn't say that. Anyway, pedophiles make the list. 255 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,561 Boom. 256 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:26,854 Way to go, Jo. 257 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,273 Man, we are cooking with gas. 258 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,234 Yeah. Great, yeah. 259 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:36,280 Maybe a little bit more shading in here and a little bit more angular down here. 260 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:37,739 Great work. 261 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,286 My presence was requested? 262 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,204 Yes. C.W., now about that apology-- 263 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:49,418 Just finished it and I'm quite pleased. It's conciliatory without seeming weak. 264 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:54,798 I adapted it from a previous apology I gave to the San Diego Women's Museum. 265 00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:58,844 Weird. 266 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:03,098 Yeah. Change of plans though. We are now going to embrace the Nazis. 267 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,685 -Wonderful. I'll get on it right away. -Great. 268 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,147 Sue. 269 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,776 Hey, Sue. 270 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,446 Hi there. Sorry to bug ya. 271 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:21,074 But I couldn't help but notice that those darn Nazis are still in the game. 272 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:24,369 Don't worry, Sue. I've been working on a patch that's going to fix everything. 273 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,455 A patch to block the Nazis? 274 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,333 No. A patch to wear on their uniforms. 275 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,417 Rio. 276 00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:36,632 You know, I think there might be a smudge on my lens, 277 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:40,344 'cause that looks an awful lot like the SS symbol. 278 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,845 Yeah, SS. 279 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,388 Well, not officially though. 280 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:48,060 No. Publicly we'll say that it's just like black lightning or something like that. 281 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,770 But the Nazis are going to love this. 282 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:52,898 They are going to adopt this, trust me. Trust me, the Nazis will love it. 283 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,024 Thank you, Rio. 284 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,944 Okay. Yeah. So-- 285 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:02,241 You seem to be adding more Nazi stuff. 286 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:06,870 And what we need to be doing is subtracting Nazi stuff. 287 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,498 'Cause we really want zero Nazis. 288 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,459 Zero is our target number of Nazis. 289 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,544 Totally agree. 290 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,672 But the best way to catch a Nazi is with a little bit of honey. 291 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:21,176 No, no. It can't take that long. 292 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,387 It has to end today, Ian. Okay? 293 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,473 It's got to end today or else there's going to be another Kotaku article 294 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:27,724 and it's going to get real bad. 295 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:32,729 As bad as the Nazi alchemist who used his skills to concoct a potion 296 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,858 which wiped out an entire race of dark elves? 297 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,776 No, no. Is that in the game too? 298 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,611 No, but it could be. 299 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,573 And what an engaging story that would be. 300 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,075 Gosh. Feels like I'm just herding cats here. 301 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,160 Which, if it's on the weekend, I usually enjoy. 302 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,037 -Okay. Thanks, Sue. Thank you. -Ian, don't mute me. 303 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:55,711 Let's put it to a vote. All those in favor of banning coastal elites from the game. 304 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,422 And all those in favor of manspreaders. 305 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,175 Well, there it is. It's settled. 306 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:02,885 Coastal elites stay in the game. 307 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,679 Hey, C.W., did you finish that apology? 308 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:10,017 Yes, yes. What's this meeting about? Why wasn't I invited? 309 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,394 I demand the right to defend myself. 310 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,730 This meeting isn't about you. 311 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,692 Although, wait. You do bring a different generational perspective. 312 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,903 And that could add to the diversity of the committee, right, Brad? 313 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,071 Yeah, man. Okay. Have a seat. 314 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,991 I have an opening in my schedule. Catch me up. 315 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,201 Okay. Well, 316 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:30,204 we've compiled a list of all the groups that we could potentially ban 317 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,663 in addition to the Nazis. 318 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:34,041 And, well, it turned out to be a lot. 319 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,501 92% of our players. 320 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,127 Yeah. Obviously, we can't kick them all out, 321 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:39,338 because then we wouldn't have a game. 322 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:44,134 So, we needed a quick way to whittle it down to the worst offenders. 323 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,886 But we came up with a system. 324 00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:51,433 Well, the NCAA came up with it, but Brad suggested it for us. 325 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,060 -Marvelous. -Hey, David. 326 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,521 -How much longer is this meeting gonna go? -We're almost done. 327 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,898 Yeah. Just 63 quick decisions and we're outta here. 328 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,442 Sixty-two. Manspreaders on the board. 329 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,402 All right. 330 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:07,824 See if you move to here and I go... 331 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:15,457 Hey, y'all. Poppy Li here. Lead engineer at Mythic Quest. 332 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,501 Oh, God. What are you doing? 333 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:22,339 I know what you might all be thinking, "This Poppy Li, she seems pretty cool." 334 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,049 But you know what's not cool? 335 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:25,926 Fascism. 336 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,553 This is painful. 337 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:32,224 Wouldn't it be great if there was a way that we could all get together 338 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,268 and celebrate our hatred of fascism? 339 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,061 -Oh, God. Don't do it. -Introducing... 340 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,272 -Don't do it. -Dinner Party. 341 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:41,733 She did the hands. 342 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:46,989 And today I'm going to use Dinner Party to invite you all to a peaceful protest. 343 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:52,661 Let's show those inbred Nazi chuds that there is no place for them here at MQ. 344 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:57,583 Using the very intuitive mechanics of DP is simple, easy and fun! 345 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,668 DP? Don't call it "DP." 346 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,295 So, look out for that invite 347 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,798 and keep your inbox open in the future for some sweet DP action. 348 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,884 Oh, dear God. 349 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,395 You've joined a Dinner Party. 350 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:28,405 Wow. This is the coolest thing ever. 351 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,992 Hundreds of people gathered together for peace. 352 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,912 I added a little music to set the mood. 353 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,331 Yeah. 354 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:43,128 I know that some of you thought that Dinner Party wasn't going to be a success. 355 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,298 I'm happy to say that you were wrong, Michelle. 356 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:50,552 Hey, Michelle. You were wrong, and I was right. 357 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,054 So cool it with the online shopping. 358 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,598 Actually, I'm watching this. 359 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:59,436 That Nazi guild used Dinner Party to join up with a bunch of other guilds 360 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,231 to form some kind of massive raiding party. 361 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,607 Whatever. Can you just turn that off? 362 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,318 I don't want to watch the Nazis. I want to focus on the protest. 363 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,612 They're going to the protest. 364 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,906 -What? -Here. I'll throw it up there for you. 365 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,161 They have their own music. 366 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:22,916 See, these guys are sitting there quietly, completely defenseless, 367 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:28,214 whereas these guys are armed to the teeth. 368 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:33,720 Now, why would someone bring weapons to a peaceful protest? 369 00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,348 Guess we're about to find out. 370 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,475 Maybe I can reason with them. 371 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:42,980 Guess not. 372 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,986 This is a peaceful gathering! 373 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,447 Come on, guys. 374 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:54,783 Why are you doing this? 375 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,285 Help! 376 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,828 Why? Why? 377 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,673 Oh, my God. 378 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:15,971 Yay! 379 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,683 What a great Dinner Party. 380 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,153 Poppy! Pop-Tarts. Pop-- 381 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,198 Go away. 382 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,451 Poppy, I saw the raid. It was awesome. 383 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,537 Don't rub it in. 384 00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:43,540 Dinner Party is a huge flop. I'm just going to kill it. 385 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:46,668 -No. No, Poppy. You can't do that. -Bugger off. 386 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:50,172 Pop, you don't understand. You are a genius. 387 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:53,759 Go on. 388 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:57,846 You were able to accomplish something that I couldn't do all day long. 389 00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,348 You drew them out. 390 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,600 So, now, instead of there being, like, 40 Nazis, 391 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,602 there's 4,000 Nazis in the game. 392 00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,854 Cool? 393 00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:08,106 -Yeah. It's super cool. -Is it? 394 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,943 Yes! Yes, because we drew them out from the shadows. 395 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,027 Okay, great. 396 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,154 So, I guess now you can go murder them all 397 00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,240 or punch their mums or whatever it is you're going to do. 398 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,117 No. Poppy, you don't understand. 399 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,745 Violence is not the answer. 400 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:25,541 Violence is always your answer. You have a battle-ax in your office. 401 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,584 That's true. 402 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,962 Violence is very oftentimes the best answer. 403 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,422 But not when you're dealing with Nazis. 404 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:36,969 Although, historically, that has been the best method to deal with Nazis. 405 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,680 I think that's with most people, you should be using violence-- 406 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:40,931 But this is different, all right? 407 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,976 Nazis want us to punch them in the face. It makes them stronger. 408 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,186 It gives them something to fight against. 409 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,273 So we're going to do something much, much worse. 410 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:59,950 Okay. We have an answer. 411 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:04,997 It's Nazis. Fuck. 412 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,208 It's literally the same thing we started the day with. 413 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,960 But you know what? We got there the right way, 414 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,545 and that's what's important. 415 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,464 And I learned that when it comes to making decisions-- 416 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:17,509 What's the expression? "There's more than one way to skin a cat"? 417 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,011 "Skin a cat." 418 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,389 I don't want to spin you out here, David, but animal abusers, we forgot about them. 419 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,474 -Let's put them on the board. -No, no, no. 420 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,101 We do not want PETA coming after our asses. 421 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:28,395 No! No, Brad. 422 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,397 I know what you're doing, and it's going to stop now. 423 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,649 We have found the solution! This is it! 424 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,278 Ethics Committee dismissed. 425 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:41,992 All right. Good night. 426 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,706 -All right. Check it out, check it out. -Yes, yes, yes. 427 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,666 Yes! 428 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,754 Hey. There you are. Great news. 429 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,673 After a lot of careful consideration, I've finally made my decision. 430 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,217 We are kicking out the Nazis. 431 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,384 We already handled the Nazis. 432 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,223 What? They're still in the game. There's, like, a million of them. 433 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,892 We tied all their accounts to an isolated server. 434 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,143 It's kind of brilliant. 435 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,229 This way they can spew their bullshit all day long 436 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,438 and there's no one there to hear it. 437 00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:14,483 But they're still fighting and shouting abuse. 438 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,151 I mean, don't they know they're alone? 439 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,571 Nope. It's an echo chamber. A Nazi echo chamber. 440 00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:20,822 It's a prison. 441 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,451 One where they can do what they do, but to each other. 442 00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,370 -Shut up, you cuck. -You're the cuck! 443 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,497 -Go back to your country. -My blood's pure. 444 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,042 And we got all of them. Every single one of them. 445 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,504 And it's all because of Poppy's feature, Dinner Party. 446 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:38,340 -You did the hands. Yes. -Of course I did the hands. Hands. 447 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,466 What "the hands"? 448 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,261 -David, stop trying to get into our thing. -It's kind of an "in" thing. 449 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,720 -Get into us. -Whatever. I don't care. 450 00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:45,097 I'm just glad the day is over. 451 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,473 Hey, here's a fun riddle. 452 00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:50,936 If a Nazi digs a swastika in the forest and no one's around to see it, 453 00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:53,730 does it really matter? 454 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,816 Nope. It doesn't. 455 00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,110 Can I get some wine? 456 00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,612 Yes. Sit down. 457 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:03,657 Hey, hey. 458 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:08,078 Wine, food, conversation amongst friends. 459 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,123 One might almost call this a dinner party. 460 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,667 -Hey! Poppy's first dinner party! -Look at that! 461 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,086 -We all know I've been to a bunch. -Cool. 462 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,463 I'm going to pull out the spreadsheet for the gift exchange. 463 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:21,049 Yeah. She's never been to a dinner party. This is her first one. 464 00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,677 -This is her first one. That's so sad. -Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.