1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:04,213 ["Love Will Tear Us Apart" playing] 2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,261 [blows] 3 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:16,808 [video game beeps] 4 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,602 Excuse me. 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,687 Do you have any games that don't suck? 6 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,439 [video game beeping] 7 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:24,066 Thank you. 8 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,817 [video game beeping] 9 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:30,197 Oh. 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,115 That game, uh-- That one doesn't suck. 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,661 Midnight Justice Five: Corpse Pile? 12 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,037 Yeah, it's Corpse Pile. 13 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,832 Sounds like the name of a band whose drummer even I wouldn't sleep with. 14 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,376 Okay, tough critic. 15 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,712 This one will be a challenge. [sucks teeth] This might be for you. 16 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:46,880 -No. -No. Okay. 17 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,591 -What about this? -Amateur hour. 18 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:50,884 -This? -Disgusting. 19 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,220 -This? -Almost as bad as Corpse Pile. 20 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,639 -Do you even like video games? -Love them. 21 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:56,723 -You do? -Mm-hmm. 22 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,810 -Then what kind of game do you wanna play? -I don't know. Something... 23 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,980 -dark. -Very off-brand. 24 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,815 I contain multitudes. 25 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:06,066 Oh. Okay. 26 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:12,739 I don't know. I want something bleak and hopeless, like real life. 27 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:16,243 Oh. Do you know about Dr. Robotnik and the Mean Bean Machine? 28 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,120 This? 29 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:21,957 Dr. Robotnik kidnaps the bean people to suck the joy out of this world. 30 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,084 I think that's pretty real. 31 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:27,462 Would you consider yourself more the doctor or a bean in this scenario? 32 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:28,672 Me? I'd be the doctor. 33 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,300 Not 'cause I'm an evil genius, but because I'm a man. 34 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:34,720 That was meant to be charming. 35 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:36,638 Uh-huh. 36 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,515 So I guess that makes me a joyless bean then. 37 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,058 There are worse legumes. 38 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:41,602 -Hmm. -Hmm. 39 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:50,194 Pointless. 40 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,655 Well, maybe the game you wanna play doesn't exist. 41 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,992 You ever considered making your own? 42 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,411 -Yes. -You have? 43 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:00,495 Yeah. 44 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:01,747 Oh, you said that really fast. 45 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,124 I thought you were gonna be kind of impressed and blown away 46 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,459 by me even asking. 47 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,585 I'm a video game producer. 48 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:07,669 -No way. -Yeah, for real. 49 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:08,752 -You are? -Yeah. 50 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:10,506 I was saying that for real 'cause that's what I do. 51 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,174 I produce video games. We make video games. 52 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,009 I got a couple games here actually. So... 53 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,011 -You really have a game? -What games have you produced? 54 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,346 -What games do I have? -Yeah. 55 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,555 Have I ever heard of any? 56 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:19,932 -Mine? -Yeah. 57 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,016 -I'm sure. -Like what? 58 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,893 I've been in the business for six years. 59 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,937 -Like, what have you produced? -[chuckles] 60 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,981 [both laughing] 61 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:33,946 What? 62 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,865 -What have you produced? -Games. 63 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:38,825 What's your idea? 64 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,370 -Tell me a game you've produced first. -I don't want to. 65 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,871 [laughs] 66 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,290 Corp-- Corpse Pile. 67 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,711 It's a better game than the title. 68 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,588 And I didn't come up with the title or the cover. 69 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,423 -You really produced Corpse Pile? -I really did. 70 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,509 -I did not expect that-- -Man, you must feel fuckin' ashamed. 71 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,177 Yeah. The start was bad. 72 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,346 And then you tried to get me to buy Corpse Pile. 73 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,765 No. I tried to get you to say it was a good game. 74 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,935 And then I was gonna say I'm a video game producer to impress you. 75 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,689 -Well. -Yeah. 76 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,357 -Okay. -Okay. 77 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,571 [theme music playing] 78 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,127 [video game footsteps] 79 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:35,174 [publisher] So you roam through the different levels 80 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:38,260 using your flashlight to kill the monsters? 81 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,221 [man] Very close. You don't kill the monsters, you just push them back. 82 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:43,432 They're a metaphor for fear and mortality. 83 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,768 Well, I'm-- I'm confused. How do you win the game then? 84 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,937 That's the best part. There's no winning. 85 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,316 Yeah. There's no evil boss. There's no glorious ending. 86 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,276 It's-- It's like actual life, you know. 87 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,529 You're just-- You're just surviving as long as you can. 88 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:01,950 Oh. 89 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,037 I'm gonna help you with this. 90 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:10,250 This is the part of the pitch where you appreciate our scrappy spirit, 91 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,877 but you say, "Thanks, but no thanks." 92 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,587 -It's not what he said. -We know how this ends. 93 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,214 -Don't-- -We've done this a thousand times. 94 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:20,052 Well, admittedly the concept is a bit of a departure from our current portfolio. 95 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:24,515 We tend to produce family-friendly platformers here. 96 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,434 You may have heard of Kitten Bonsai. 97 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,353 -Classic. So fun. -[publisher chuckles] 98 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,313 Or, uh, Rockin' Boppin' Chicken. 99 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,523 Oh, yeah. Great. 100 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,775 So, what is this game called? 101 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,527 Dark Quiet Death. 102 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,196 Oh. 103 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,365 -A working title? -Yeah. 104 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,699 [stammers] Okay, look. 105 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,119 Here's where we're at with it. We know the DQD game is a little bit off-brand, 106 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,080 but that's why my fiancée and I made it. 107 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,040 There's nothing like it in the marketplace. 108 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,125 -And you say it's already completed? -90%. 109 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:55,128 We need funding for beta testing, certification, but we're-- 110 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,130 If it's a hill, we're right at the top. 111 00:04:57,214 --> 00:05:00,801 Could you make it work for, say, a $300,000 advance? 112 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,719 Yes. 113 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,099 Ah, what the heck. Let's do it. 114 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,642 -Thank you for your time. -Okay. 115 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,520 I will have the team in Montreal get in touch with you guys with final numbers. 116 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,146 -What? -Looking forward to working with you. 117 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,440 -And also with you. -Thank you. Thank you. 118 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,775 -You're welcome. -Thank you very much. 119 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,194 -And the game doesn't have a winner. -Thank you. 120 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:20,320 -You... -[door opens] 121 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,447 [door closes] 122 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,287 -Be cool. Be cool. -Be cool. Be cool. 123 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,831 -Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. -Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. 124 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,959 -Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. -Be cool. Be cool. 125 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,669 -Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. -Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. 126 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,588 -Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. -Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. 127 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,215 -Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. -Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. 128 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,425 [man] Nope. 129 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,387 [sighs] 130 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:47,139 No. 131 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,473 You can't win this one either. 132 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,478 You're trash. 133 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,231 ["Fall" playing] 134 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:17,961 [music fades] 135 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:22,591 [woman] As you can see, there is plenty of natural light. [chuckles] 136 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:25,802 -Very exciting. -And with a few minor renovations, um, 137 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,180 -you can build walls, make offices. -Sure we can. 138 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:31,350 What's the outlet situation? 'Cause we're gonna need the wattage. 139 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:34,436 Um, I'm not sure offhand, but I can check. 140 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,605 I'll tell you why, Patricia. We're a video game company. 141 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:37,523 Oh. 142 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:40,275 Yeah. We made, uh, the game Dark Quiet Death, so... 143 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,695 -Wow. -Yeah. Not sure if you heard of it, but-- 144 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,364 I haven't, but it sounds great. 145 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:48,116 We're doing the sequel right now and that's why we need this space. 146 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,244 -And a lot of space. -Congratulations to you. 147 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,912 -Thank you. Gimme a sec, okay? -Great. 148 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:55,874 I kinda love it. 149 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,501 I feel at home. You? 150 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,128 -You a yeah? -Um... 151 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:05,092 I think it feels too exposed. 152 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:10,264 Beans, Montreal expects a 45% sales bump for DQD 2. 153 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,849 It's gotta be amazing. 154 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,559 Well, I thought DQD 1 was amazing. 155 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:14,726 DQD 1 is amazing, 156 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:18,355 but now we have so much money we can kinda do anything we want. 157 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,148 And I think this space would help. 158 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:24,236 I don't like thinking about our game in terms of square footage. 159 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,320 Neither do I. 160 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:29,324 Okay. Picture this-- you and me in here 161 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:32,995 toiling to bring our bleak message of fatalism 162 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,329 to all the little boys 163 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:38,876 and all the little girls suffering from unearned optimism. 164 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,216 That's all I've ever wanted. 165 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,803 I just don't see how we can afford this place. 166 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:51,180 That brings up the best part. 167 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:52,723 I was saving this part. 168 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,226 -Patricia! -Oh. Yes. Here we go. 169 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,437 -[man] Oh, there you are. -I'm coming. Yes. 170 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,065 Do you mind telling my lovely wife why this place is so inexpensive? 171 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,192 Oh. 172 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,401 Well, you know. 173 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,821 Uh, the interest rates are so high and that keeps the prices down. 174 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,656 Patricia, you mind cutting the shit a little bit? 175 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,493 This is the old Harrison & Sons Textiles building. 176 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:15,746 Wait. 177 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:21,335 Harrison & Sons Textiles as in the Harrison & Sons sweatshop inferno? 178 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,630 -That's the one. -Well, it wasn't a sweatshop. 179 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,673 And "inferno" is a very strong word. 180 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:30,219 Isn't it true that there were 40 workers who were burned to death 181 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,638 -in this very room? -Forty-two. 182 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,389 That was a hundred years ago. 183 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,517 And technically, they died of smoke inhalation. 184 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,183 Oh, my God. That's so much worse. 185 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,520 Yeah, it's terrible. 186 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,356 And isn't it also true that in the last century 187 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:45,651 almost every business that's come here has failed? 188 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:50,113 As if this place is-- What's the word I'm looking for? Like it's cursed. 189 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:51,573 "Cursed." 190 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,534 And don't some people say that 191 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:57,496 the specters of all these burned victims roam these halls, 192 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,456 -punishing people who try to come here? -Wait, no-- 193 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:02,835 -This building is not haunted. -We'll take it. 194 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,419 We'll take it. 195 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:05,879 Good news. We'll take it. 196 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,300 That's great. There's just a couple of things to sign. 197 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,468 Already on it. 198 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,765 Oh. Sorry. 199 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,517 The building isn't technically yours yet-- 200 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,477 I wouldn't interrupt her when she has the knife out. 201 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:21,770 She gets a little jumpy. 202 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,232 -You said something about paperwork? -Yes, I did. 203 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,817 I'm your guy. Let's get to signing. 204 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,735 Come on, let's go have some fun. 205 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,738 Fuck you. 206 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,312 All right. Thank you, guys. 207 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,525 All right. Cool. Here are the notes. 208 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,035 -Love of my life. -Look at this. 209 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,829 The art department just sent up new concept ideas for the monster design. 210 00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:23,332 But I think that we're still seeing too much of the monsters. 211 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,001 So, in later levels, I wanna weaken the flashlight beams 212 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,711 so it's like the batteries are running low. 213 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:28,795 Oh, to illustrate fatigue. 214 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,214 -Exactly. -I think it's great. 215 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,298 Thank you. 216 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:33,383 This is terrible. 217 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,678 -I was sprucing the place up. -Beans! 218 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:38,764 This goes in here. 219 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,892 And this is a very sweet gift from Montreal. Okay? 220 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,685 And this goes right here. 221 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:48,440 It's a nice gift because we sold so many units. 222 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:53,612 Speaking of success, um, I just went to a really wild meeting with Marketing. 223 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,155 -They're vampires. -Parasites. 224 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,616 But some of the research they did, 225 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,202 when you actually go over all the analytics of everything-- 226 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,286 Like focus groups? 227 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:04,164 Yeah, some of the focus groups they did, but they actually-- 228 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,874 We agreed we weren't gonna do any focus groups. 229 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,627 And we're not doing focus groups. They're doing focus groups. 230 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,087 -'Cause they're imbeciles. -Morons. 231 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,172 But they came up with some interesting stuff 232 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,258 -that we don't have to take. -Great. 233 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,808 It's just, the thing that they kept coming back to about our game-- 234 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,352 -They want to kill the monsters. -They'd like to kill the monsters. 235 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,563 Yes, of course. That completely tracks for them. 236 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:30,399 That's why you don't ask John Q. Meatbag his opinion on things. 237 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,110 -And I agree. -Mm. 238 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:37,781 But Montreal thinks that would bring in tons of new people to our game. 239 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,868 Eluding the inevitable is what our entire game is about. 240 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:41,952 -Right? -Right. 241 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,038 So if you, all of a sudden, can kill the monsters, 242 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,124 that changes all of that. That's not our game. 243 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,752 If the monsters die, our game also dies. Yes? 244 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:55,591 But if we had the art department make the monsters look like your mother, 245 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,719 would you be okay with a wholesale slaughter then? 246 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,221 We both know there aren't enough pixels in the world 247 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:03,307 -to capture a monster of that magnitude. -[chuckles] 248 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,391 So true. 249 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,435 All I'm asking you to do... 250 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:09,605 just take a look. 251 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:10,981 [Bean sighs] 252 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,065 That's it. 253 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,157 At the inside. 254 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:24,912 [Bean hisses] 255 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,625 [Doc sighs] 256 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,672 Fuckin' shit. 257 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,175 Ass. 258 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,935 [male announcer] Are you afraid of the dark? 259 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,311 [creaking] 260 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,105 Maybe you should be. 261 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:56,026 [growling] 262 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,238 Get ready for Dark... 263 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,617 -Quiet... -[roaring] 264 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,701 ...Death... 265 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,454 2. 266 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:14,795 Coming this Christmas. 267 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:17,923 [commercial ends] 268 00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:23,428 Okay. [chuckles] 269 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,765 I mean, you can't accuse Marketing of being subtle. 270 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,685 What... was that? 271 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,769 Yeah. 272 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:37,150 I agreed to guns in the game that would dissipate the monsters, 273 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,570 not kill them. Right? 274 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,363 Right. And that's still true for the game. 275 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,740 Doc, did we just watch the same thing? 276 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:48,537 Because to me, a monster's skullcap blasting through a drop ceiling 277 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,038 looks a lot like death. 278 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,415 -Yeah, but-- -No. It looks permanent. 279 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,499 You're dead right. 280 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,043 But it's just for dramatic effect to pull people to the game. 281 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,171 That's all this is. We gotta see this for what it is. 282 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,797 -That's all it is. -So we're lying? 283 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,340 No. We're not lying. [chuckles] 284 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,177 Our game is true. Marketing is lying. 285 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,637 But it's just to pull people in. I don't see anything wrong with that. 286 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:08,348 That is a wonderfully sagacious justification, Doc. 287 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:09,933 I don't know what any of those words mean 288 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,144 except for "wonderful," and I like that word. 289 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,938 Beans, look at it this way, okay? 290 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:18,192 That commercial aired last night during The X-Files, right? 291 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,528 Which means there are 20 million new people 292 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,780 who now know about our game and might wanna buy it. 293 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,200 What happens when they get their grubby little mitts on our game 294 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,745 and realize they can't Jackson Pollock monster viscera all over the walls? 295 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,455 -What then? -Then we thank Video Hut 296 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,958 for their aggressive no-return policy and we count our money. 297 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,586 Come on. This is okay. 298 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,839 Mom and Dad are fighting. 299 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,508 We are, but we still love ya. 300 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,426 But if we break up, it is your fault. 301 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,470 [Doc chuckles] We're being charming. 302 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,430 This is charming right now. Trust us. 303 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:51,266 [chuckles] Okay, guys, okay. 304 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,769 Uh, right. Go ahead, Brandon. 305 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,313 Okay. So the weapon wheel was just so overcrowded 306 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,024 that we were having a hard time maintaining the flashlight slot. 307 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,402 But we know it's integral to the game, so we came up with this. 308 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:07,199 Light still plays a role, but it's in tandem with the weapons. 309 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,283 That makes sense. 310 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,368 Thank you, Tom. 311 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,871 Um, a laser sight isn't a flashlight. 312 00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:15,499 I know. We tried mounting the flashlight on the rifle, 313 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:19,336 but it was clunky and the new environments have the game much better lit, 314 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,130 so the flashlight's more of a throwback than a necessity. 315 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,215 That makes perfect sense. 316 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,009 Yes, it does make perfect sense, Tom. Thank you again for jumping in. 317 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:29,221 I'm gonna explain to you what I already explained to the art department. 318 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:34,142 The game is called Dark Quiet Death, yes? 319 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,397 The shotgun addition has already blown a gaping wound in the "quiet." 320 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,066 We are not going to lose the "dark" as well. 321 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,569 -We're all on the same page. -Understood universally, right? 322 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:44,653 -Right? Yes? -[Bean] Thank you. 323 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,114 And I think that's represented here. 324 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,740 Am I right? 325 00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,451 I think what they're saying is the laser light implies darkness. 326 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,453 Something either is dark or it is not. 327 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,455 -What do you mean, "implies darkness"? -I mean, if you-- 328 00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,207 -Do you understand what "implies" means? -I do. 329 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,709 -What does it mean? -"Implies" is actually-- 330 00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,793 [Bean] Shut the fuck up, Tom. 331 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:01,587 I don't think you understand what you're talking about. 332 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,298 Darkness, it cannot be implied. It either is or isn't. It's a constant. 333 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,133 This guy did a lot of work. He's doing good work. 334 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,301 -No, I-- -There's room for nuance. 335 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,552 -I agree. -Thank you, Tom! 336 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,220 It's the Tom Show, everyone. 337 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:13,724 Thank God that the brand manager thinks that there is room for nuance. 338 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,517 Could you please show a little respect? 339 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,396 -Please. -My tone is implying respect for Tom. 340 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,567 This seems like a larger discussion that we need to make time for, 341 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,904 so let's table it for now and we'll jump back in tomorrow? 342 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:27,988 -Okay? Thanks, guys. -Sure. 343 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,072 -Thank you, Brandon. -Thank you. 344 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,490 -[Doc] Thanks, everybody. -Thank you. 345 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,077 Oh, and, um, we're still on for that call tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m.? 346 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:34,995 In my office. 347 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,747 I don't think you should speak to him like that 348 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,373 -and you know it. -What call? 349 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:41,627 What call? 350 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,462 Disney reached out. 351 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:47,966 No. 352 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,928 That wasn't-- That wasn't a question. It was a statement. 353 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,680 You think this is a Disney product? Are you out of your mind? 354 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,892 I think it's worth taking the call because it's Disney. 355 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,018 But we know how it's gonna end. 356 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,270 This isn't a children's musical. It's Dark Quiet Death. 357 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,480 Why am I having to repeat myself? 358 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,941 I just said this in front of-- You of all people should know this. 359 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,026 I know Tiffany Winters is interested in playing the lead. 360 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:08,654 Tiffany Winters? 361 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,743 She's America's sweetheart. 362 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:22,626 Bean! Look, we both know that a DQD movie is inarguably insane. 363 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,002 But it could bring millions of people to our game. 364 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,464 Doc, if you take your eye off the vision, they will murder it. Do you understand? 365 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,509 It's like the thing with the frog in the pot of water. 366 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,135 That he just keeps swimming away. 367 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,180 He's-- He's oblivious to the fact that he is being boiled to death. 368 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,224 -We're not gonna let that happen-- -It has already happened. 369 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,308 -It hasn't. -It has already happened. 370 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:41,186 Yes, it has. Look at the amount of concessions that we have made. 371 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,897 Pretty soon there is gonna be nothing left of my game worth saving. 372 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,695 Is that what you think? You think this is just your game? 373 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,405 Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one protecting it. 374 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,489 You think this is your game. 375 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,283 -Sometimes. -Not our game. "Sometimes." 376 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:56,910 [Doc sighs] 377 00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:02,749 I am really sorry that DQD didn't just end up some little indie one-off. Okay? 378 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,086 And I have not been happy about every concession that we have had to make, 379 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:09,506 but, admit it or not, those concessions brought us people. 380 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,341 And without those changes, 381 00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:15,762 this game would've died long before it ever left your fucking dream journal. 382 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,853 How many fucking times have I told you? This means something to me! 383 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,857 Stop putting flowers in it. 384 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:29,943 [sighs] 385 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,031 [sighs] 386 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,163 You're right. 387 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,418 If our game had been a baby... 388 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,797 I probably would've drowned it in the toilet at prom. 389 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:53,467 Why do you have to be so morbid all the time? 390 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,011 I'm just sick of it. 391 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,607 I didn't mean it like that. 392 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,127 Well, that was really sweet. 393 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:32,881 How off-brand of me. 394 00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:40,973 [Doc sighs] 395 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,309 [sighs] 396 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,020 I'm sorry I said those mean things. 397 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,480 [sighs] 398 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,194 You're not wrong. 399 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,409 I know that. 400 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,872 But this has all gotten really big really fast. 401 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:08,125 And I am constantly terrified that we are going to lose 402 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,670 the thing about our game that makes it worth all of... 403 00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,007 all this. 404 00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:18,302 But we're not. 405 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,390 They took the dark. They took the quiet. 406 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,142 They'll never take the death. 407 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:29,229 We will always have the death. 408 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:32,316 You weird, morbid chick. 409 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:38,405 Look, it is still you and me. 410 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:43,869 Look, it's still you and me all the way down at the bottom fighting everybody off. 411 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:47,748 And it always has been, and it always will be. Okay? 412 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,257 I promise I'll try to be more open. 413 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,261 I promise I'll try to raise your little toilet baby 414 00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,971 as if it was my toilet baby. 415 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:12,231 I have hated you since the day I met you. 416 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,818 I'm counting the days until you turn to dust. 417 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,248 [sighs] 418 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:44,263 [male announcer] This summer, darkness will fall. 419 00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:46,682 [people yelling] 420 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,810 [roars] 421 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:57,025 But one warrior will not go quietly. 422 00:21:58,569 --> 00:21:59,486 Let... 423 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,738 there... 424 00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:03,198 be... 425 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:07,786 [clatters on ground] 426 00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:11,582 -[gunshot] -...light. 427 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,253 Tiffany Winters is... 428 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,090 Ash Light. 429 00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:26,638 Dark Quiet Death, the movie. 430 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,807 [Tiffany] Lights out, baby. 431 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,187 [screeches] 432 00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:37,441 Coming soon. This film is not yet rated. AOL keyword: "Dark Quiet Death." 433 00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:41,069 Tom, give me the good news. What do you got? 434 00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,780 Good news is all I got, man. The movie's a hit, 435 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,283 the studio is thrilled, they already green-lit the sequel. 436 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,285 Oh, and the part I know you care most about, 437 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,079 game sales are up 35%. 438 00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:53,498 Holy shit. Are you kidding me? 439 00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:55,334 The guys in Montreal are losing their minds, man. 440 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,502 They are pushing 441 00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:59,671 for the next game to be released along with the summer movie cycle. 442 00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:00,797 You gotta be kidding me. 443 00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:03,717 No, no. You don't mean this summer, right? 'Cause that would be crazy. 444 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,803 It would be crazy to say "this summer." And you're not a crazy person, Tom. 445 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:09,431 Whoa. You're getting way ahead of yourself, man. 446 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,809 Look, look. The deal isn't going anywhere. 447 00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:15,229 We can hash all this out on Monday. 448 00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,439 Let's just take the win for now, okay? 449 00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:20,776 All right, I'm just not-- All right, you're right. 450 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:21,985 It's been a crazy year, 451 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:25,447 and I think the lady and I have, uh, earned a little celebration. 452 00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:27,991 Damn right you did. You two enjoy your trip. 453 00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:30,577 All right, my friend. I'll talk to you. 454 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:35,707 Hey, girl. 455 00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:36,792 [woman chuckles] 456 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,964 -We're a hit. Whoo! -We are. I knew we would be. 457 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,550 -You excited? -Whoo! Yes! 458 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,344 -[Doc] Here we go. -Let's go. 459 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,308 [humming] 460 00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:54,935 Huh? Hmm. 461 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,436 [mutters] 462 00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,189 [humming] 463 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:01,108 [Tom laughs] 464 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:05,445 Mm! [grunting, growls] 465 00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:07,447 All right, little buddy, that's enough. 466 00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:08,532 Let's go. 467 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,493 -[growls] -[Tom laughs] 468 00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:12,870 [Tiffany] Oh, Roscoe. 469 00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,454 [Roscoe laughs] 470 00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:15,956 [Tom laughs] 471 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,499 [Roscoe] Roscoe mad! 472 00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:21,003 -Tom, what are you laughing at? -Roscoe mad. 473 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,130 At Roscoe. Roscoe's funny, man. 474 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:24,965 They named that thing "Roscoe"? 475 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,466 Yeah, well, Montreal seems to think 476 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,052 there's room to expand his role in the DQD-verse. 477 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:32,472 -That character? -Listen. He tested through the roof, man. 478 00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:36,810 Well, did you tell them it's an insane idea? 'Cause it is. It's an insane idea. 479 00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:40,606 Because obviously DQD is not a kids' game. 480 00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:44,109 Well, that's not entirely true anymore. 481 00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:48,655 Since the movie, we've seen a significant uptick in players eight and younger. 482 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:51,408 Who lets their eight-year-old play Dark Quiet Death? 483 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:53,577 -I don't know, man. -Look, I'm not changing the game 484 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,913 'cause people don't know how to raise their shitty kids. 485 00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:58,081 I'm just not doing it. Doesn't make any sense. 486 00:24:58,165 --> 00:25:00,292 I hear you. 487 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:06,215 I hear you, but this is an opportunity to reach a much wider audience. 488 00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:09,801 Tom, we moved 5.3 million units last year. 489 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,678 I think we're moving in the right direction. 490 00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:12,763 Look... 491 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,681 [sighs] 492 00:25:15,891 --> 00:25:17,976 All they want 493 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:22,189 is a final battle where the player has the chance to beat the game. 494 00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:23,649 An end? They want an end? 495 00:25:23,732 --> 00:25:25,859 -An end they can win, yeah. -We've discussed this. 496 00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,111 That's overcoming death. It doesn't make any sense. 497 00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:30,113 Well, it's worth considering. 498 00:25:30,197 --> 00:25:33,242 I mean, we could be the biggest game in the world. 499 00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:35,577 Yes, that would be nice. 500 00:25:35,661 --> 00:25:38,705 But this isn't the way to do it. It just doesn't work. 501 00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:39,831 All right. 502 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,753 I want to get there too, and we are gonna get there, okay, friend? 503 00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:46,338 But this isn't the way to do it. 504 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:48,298 I don't agree. 505 00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:49,383 What? 506 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,470 I don't agree, man. 507 00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:55,097 [chuckles] 508 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,515 Well, then fuck you. 509 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,058 What? 510 00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:01,353 Fuck you and your brand manager bullshit. 511 00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:02,479 Okay. Okay. 512 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,898 No, don't say "okay." This is just like you guys. 513 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:06,900 -What guys? -You! 514 00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:09,570 Movie execs, Montreal, 515 00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:11,655 your focus groups, 516 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,740 your quarterly portfolios, all of it. 517 00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:16,410 It's just enough, man. It's suffocating. 518 00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,496 You know, it's funny. 519 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:24,334 You know what? My ex-wife was right. She was right about something. 520 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:28,922 It's like the frog in the pot, right? 521 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:32,509 And you guys keep turning up the heat. 522 00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:37,097 And you keep turning it up until I am boiled to death. 523 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:39,933 I think you have your metaphor twisted. 524 00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:43,520 You're not the frog in that scenario, you're the chef. 525 00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:44,479 [Doc chuckles] 526 00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:45,731 Very good. 527 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:49,526 It's really easy for you to say something like that, right? 528 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:53,197 It's really easy for you to say that because you don't care like I care. 529 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,408 Because it's not your game, it's my game. 530 00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:01,622 You're right, it's yours. 531 00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,123 [sniffles] 532 00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:06,168 And you can berate me all you want, and I'll sit here and I'll take it. 533 00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:07,794 'Cause at the end of the day, 534 00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:10,005 me, movie execs, the focus groups, 535 00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:13,425 the guys in Montreal, we're all gonna do what you say, man. 536 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:16,303 You know why? Because we always have. 537 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:20,057 'Cause you're the boss, Michael. 538 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:28,815 [chuckles] 539 00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,125 You're right. 540 00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:51,505 You're right, I am. 541 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,342 And I won't corrupt it for another second. 542 00:27:57,052 --> 00:28:01,557 Death r-- remains the beating heart of this game, 543 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,561 and I will be goddamned if I rip it up. 544 00:28:06,645 --> 00:28:07,813 It's enough. 545 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,566 No final battle. 546 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,527 No Muppet. 547 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,071 [scoffs] 548 00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:19,741 It's either Roscoe or me. 549 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:27,332 [male announcer] It's Roscoe! 550 00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:28,750 [kids] Roscoe! 551 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:31,253 [male announcer] Hey, kids, say hello to your new best friend. 552 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:32,337 Awesome! 553 00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:34,882 And now you can have the perfect Roscoe for any adventure. 554 00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:36,842 Deep Sea Roscoe, Safari Roscoe, 555 00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,177 Princess Roscoe, 556 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:39,761 Arctic Attack Roscoe, 557 00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:41,388 Rappin' Roscoe with boom box. 558 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,682 [Roscoe] ♪ I'm Rappin' Roscoe And I'm here to say ♪ 559 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,976 ♪ I like to rap in a major way ♪ 560 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,937 [male announcer] If you loved him on the screen, you'll want him in your heart. 561 00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:50,522 [all] Roscoe! 562 00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:53,066 Now available everywhere. 563 00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:15,672 Hmm. 564 00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:20,427 My God. 565 00:29:23,013 --> 00:29:24,223 [groans] 566 00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:26,850 No escape. 567 00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:30,729 Ugh. 568 00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:33,440 Just trash. 569 00:29:38,779 --> 00:29:39,780 Mm. 570 00:29:41,657 --> 00:29:43,784 I hate that snaggletooth shit. 571 00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:47,079 But he did pay for my veneers. 572 00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:48,705 So... 573 00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:52,918 Yes, I went with the full set of wooden dentures. 574 00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:54,711 Oh, yeah? 575 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,630 Well, that's just practical. 576 00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:59,675 And sustainable. I applaud that, actually. 577 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:04,012 Hey, Bean. 578 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:06,348 Hey, Doc. 579 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:07,891 [both chuckle] 580 00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:08,976 -Hey. -Hi. 581 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:11,061 How are ya? Ooh. 582 00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:17,109 [Doc chuckles] 583 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:20,779 Can you believe all this garbage? 584 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,448 Just all run-and-gun now. 585 00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:26,034 Well, I think there's some good stuff, right, Beans? 586 00:30:26,118 --> 00:30:28,453 You got Blood Siren Seven: Curse of the She-Wolf. 587 00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:29,538 Oh, Doc, come on. 588 00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:32,249 -Seems to be a layered think piece. -Right. [chuckles] 589 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:33,584 There's some other good stuff. 590 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:37,045 I think we could-- There's something fun with Barrel Ape Madness 3. 591 00:30:37,129 --> 00:30:39,173 No? You're not seeing this the way I'm seeing this? 592 00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:40,257 Well, I mean, I-- 593 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,384 No, I-- I see. I see. 594 00:30:42,467 --> 00:30:44,636 -Oh, you are seeing. -Yeah, I know. 595 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,388 -Oh, I wasn't seeing Barrel Ape Madness. -Yeah. 596 00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:48,849 Oh, please rest assured this is a pile of shit. 597 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:52,019 But it shuts my kids up, so... 598 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,021 it's worth it. 599 00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,280 -Oh. -Mm-hmm. 600 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:05,699 -I didn't even know you were married. -Yeah. 601 00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:08,911 How many kids? 602 00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:12,664 Nineteen. How's Tiffany? 603 00:31:17,127 --> 00:31:18,253 -She's dead? -No. 604 00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:19,463 -You killed her? -No. She's-- 605 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:21,965 I thought it was gonna be the cocaine that killed her, but, oh, my God. 606 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:23,091 -Okay. -I'm sorry. 607 00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:25,093 I'm sorry, Doc, that's not-- 608 00:31:25,761 --> 00:31:27,638 -I deserve this. -I'm sorry. Are you okay? 609 00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:28,722 I'm fine. 610 00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:31,892 And, Beans, I'm the one that's sorry. 611 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:49,117 You know, 612 00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:52,204 if you're not finding the game you wanna play... 613 00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:55,791 maybe you should make it yourself. 614 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,918 You know, I just might. 615 00:32:06,802 --> 00:32:08,637 It was really good to see you, Doc. 616 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,763 -Oh, you're leaving? -Yeah. 617 00:32:09,847 --> 00:32:10,848 -So soon? -Yeah. 618 00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:12,474 We just started talking. 619 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:15,185 Take care of yourself, okay? 620 00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:17,521 Okay, yeah. You too. 621 00:32:23,402 --> 00:32:24,403 Bye, Beans. 622 00:32:25,863 --> 00:32:27,656 [door opens] 623 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,451 [door closes] 624 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,885 [chuckles] 625 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:52,181 Nine dollars. 626 00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:12,117 [no audible dialogue] 627 00:33:30,719 --> 00:33:32,387 You should try this one. 628 00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:34,223 This was a really good game. 629 00:33:34,306 --> 00:33:36,600 ["Une Année Sans Lumière" playing] 630 00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:42,314 [music continues] 631 00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:53,242 [Ian] In conclusion, yes, there are many other MMOs out there, 632 00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:56,578 but this game will lay waste to them all. 633 00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:04,044 Mythic Quest will revolutionize the genre 634 00:34:05,003 --> 00:34:09,091 because this game has something that no one else will: 635 00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:14,012 Me. 636 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:16,556 And a bunch of other guys. Like this. 637 00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:20,601 Hmm. 638 00:34:20,686 --> 00:34:22,271 [music continues]