1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:03,836 Turn the beat around 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:07,299 Love to hear percussion 3 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:10,385 Flute player, play your flute 4 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:14,139 'Cause I know that You got to get your beat on 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,395 And when the drummer Starts beating that beat 6 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:23,232 With the syncopated rhythm going Tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat on the drum 7 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,568 You know, I'm just gonna give 'em a call. This is stupid. 10:00 a.m. meeting. 8 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,779 Be here on time. Don't even have a commute. 9 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,241 Please be wearing a shirt. 10 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:33,659 Oh, hey, Dave. 11 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,911 Are you serious? What are you doing in a hot tub? 12 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,330 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I'm in a hot tub. 13 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,707 Yeah, I know that-- Just turn down the jets. 14 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,167 Otherwise you're not going to be able to hear me. 15 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,669 I'm just gonna turn down the jets. 16 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,254 Otherwise I'm not gonna be able to hear you. 17 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,130 -There you go. -Great, thanks. 18 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,507 Wait a second. Where's Poppy? 19 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,217 She hasn't signed on yet. I gotta give her a call now. 20 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,760 No, no. I don't wait for her. She waits for me. 21 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:53,971 -You call her, then you call me back. -No, come on. 22 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,556 Don't do the power play thing, Ian. It's not a-- 23 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:58,517 Oh, my God. It's like herding cats. It really is. 24 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,978 It's like herding big baby human cats. 25 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,274 Please be showered. Please be showered. Please-- 26 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,568 -Hello. -Oh, my God. Are you serious? 27 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,069 I mean, you look awful. 28 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,238 No, I'm doing great. 29 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,032 I'm on the best programming sprint of my life. 30 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:17,703 For the last 45 days, I haven't left my computer except to pee and sleep. 31 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,289 -Well, maybe leave once to wash yourself. -Wait a minute. Where's Ian? 32 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,541 No. We're not doing this. We're not doing the power play thing. 33 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:23,917 If he's not here, why am I? 34 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,043 I'm gonna call him now, okay? 35 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,004 Okay, well, I'm gonna go put a bra on 36 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,214 since you need these meetings to be all fancy or whatever. 37 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,425 It's not fancy to wear undergarments to a business meeting. 38 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:35,304 You know what, just go put on the bra. Put on the bra. It's unbelievable. 39 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:39,391 It's like, just be human. You know, just be a normal human being. 40 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,392 Yo. 41 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,477 Where's your shirt? 42 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,438 Didn't feel appropriate, David. I'm in a hot tub. 43 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,398 Can't believe I have to ask this during a pandemic, 44 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:49,985 but would you just get out of the hot tub and put on a shirt? 45 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:50,944 -No. -No? 46 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:54,156 Hey! If Ian doesn't have to wear a shirt, then I shouldn't have to wear a bra. 47 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,657 -I'm taking this off. -What? 48 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,159 -It's so unfair. -Don't take your bra off. 49 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,036 -It's almost a cliché. -Fine. I'll get out of the hot tub. 50 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,288 -You are allowed to do whatever you want. -Fine, David, just ruin everybody's day. 51 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,749 And I aren't allowed to do it. And I tell you what-- 52 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,627 Guys. Oh, my God! What is happening? 53 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,935 Okay, so I don't know where C.W. is. 54 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,062 I know he was having some trouble signing in. 55 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,980 I mean, we gave him all the sign-in information-- 56 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,565 Hey. David. Can we make this quick? 57 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,026 I've got a lot of work to do stripping Blood Ocean out of everything. 58 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,319 Yeah. Yeah. 59 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,947 Releasing a disease in the game right before a global pandemic 60 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,031 was not a great look. 61 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:39,618 Poppy, you should be taking this time to recharge and stay healthy like me. 62 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,579 You know, I haven't left my compound in like three months 63 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,373 because I'm so afraid of getting sick. 64 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:47,918 -He's too important to the world. -Oh, Jo, you don't need to say that. 65 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,294 But put it in the notes. 66 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,964 No, don't put it in the notes, Jo. It's not relevant to anything we're talk-- 67 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,048 Oh, I have an idea. 68 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:57,302 What if instead of stripping Blood Ocean out of the game, I build a vaccine? 69 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,263 What? That would take you weeks. 70 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,266 What are you-- I feel like you're inventing work for yourself. 71 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,851 I feel like you're a cashed-up bogan. 72 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,811 "A cashed-up bogan"? 73 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:09,189 David, Poppy is being mean in Australian. Is the meeting almost over? 74 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,315 The meeting hasn't started. 75 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,317 You know what? Let's just forget C.W. and jump right in. 76 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:15,362 -Brad, can I get your attention, please? -Oh, sorry, David. 77 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,282 -I'm playing Street Fighter. -No problem. 78 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,075 -Thanks for letting me know. -It's cool. 79 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,537 Okay, so, obviously the quarantine has been tough on everyone, 80 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:27,833 but our industry is thriving, and I think we should give back. 81 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,753 So, I'm suggesting a $100,000 donation. 82 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,297 -Wait a second. Wait, what? -Huh? 83 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,091 Brad, we as a company have a responsibility-- 84 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,718 Money is my territory, and I make the final call. 85 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,012 I'm not giving something away without getting something out of it. 86 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,847 -That's insane. -That's charity. 87 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,765 You just described exactly what charity is. 88 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,517 -Not approved. -All right, tell you what. 89 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:46,602 Play me for it. 90 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,314 Your little game there. If I win, you gotta release the cash. 91 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,191 Deal. 92 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:57,154 But if I win, you gotta shave off one of your eyebrows. 93 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,866 -What? -Fucking hell. Goodbye. 94 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,619 She can't leave the meeting before me. No. Goodbye. 95 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,079 This is gonna be amazing. Goodbye. 96 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,539 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 97 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:10,209 Unbelievable. Meeting adjourned. 98 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:15,881 Hello. I don't know what I pressed, but I'm here. 99 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,798 Has the meeting started? 100 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:27,059 This lag is real bad. You can't judge attack time at all. 101 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,229 That's what happens when the entire world's playing on one server, I guess. 102 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,522 -Right. -Hey, question. 103 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,606 Answer. 104 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,816 -You want a chip? -Oh, yeah. 105 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,740 See? It's like nothing's changed, baby. 106 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,368 -Hey, Rache. -Yeah. 107 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,411 Why do you wear that hoodie every day? 108 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,498 Oh, it's cold in my apartment. 109 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,583 Why don't you take off the hood? 110 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,837 Okay, just don't judge me. 111 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,257 Damn. 112 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:01,760 Yeah, I know. I can't color it, and I tried cutting it and-- 113 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,345 That is badass. 114 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:07,182 You're like Storm from X-Men. You're like fuckin' Halle Berry, girl. 115 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,809 -Wait, really? -Yeah. 116 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,561 Hi! 117 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,063 Oh, is that Rachel's mom? 118 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,774 Hey, Rachel's mom, can you send Rachel in? It's work time. 119 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,693 -Lou, what are you doing here? -I thought you got promoted. 120 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:22,489 I did. They made me head guy in charge of babysitting dum-dums like you. 121 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:25,409 Couple of ground rules to go over: I don't mute when I eat. 122 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,869 I don't want to hear any chitchat. 123 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,705 I don't want to hear any side chat, certainly no back-sass. 124 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,291 And, ladies, let's remember: 125 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:33,750 we're all in this together. 126 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,377 -Super. -Great. 127 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:42,301 -Yeah. You lose! -Damn it. 128 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,385 How are you so good at this game? 129 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,262 I guess some people have it, and some people don't. 130 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,056 Speaking of not having things, one eyebrow, please. 131 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,017 Fine, I'll get my razor. 132 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:54,271 Ah, shi-- Hold on. Sue's calling. 133 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,480 Hey, Sue. 134 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,609 Oh! It's a party. 135 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,152 I'm so sorry to interrupt, 136 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,947 but my inbox is filling up with some very strongly-worded e-mails. 137 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,949 Right. Yeah, what are the players upset about now? 138 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,952 It's actually-- it's the parents of the players. 139 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,746 They can't undo the parental control, 140 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:14,416 so their kids are getting locked out of the game after too many hours of play. 141 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,626 And it seems like 142 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,003 the one thing that parents don't like to do is parent. 143 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:22,007 Which, you know, kinda makes you wonder why they had kids in the first place. 144 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,133 Okay, so-- Well, thanks, Sue. 145 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:25,135 We'll just take care of it. All right, bye-bye. 146 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,303 Okay, David. Sorry, David. 147 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,388 -Just one last-- -Yeah. 148 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:32,976 What might get us some goodwill is that $100,000 donation. 149 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,187 Actually, Sue, we're not gonna be donating the money anymore. 150 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,439 But David will be donating his left eyebrow. 151 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,150 Wait a second. That's it, yes. Yes! 152 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,318 Okay, let's play again. 153 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:45,072 And if I win, we donate $200,000, 154 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:48,617 and if I lose, I shave off my other eyebrow. Huh? 155 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:52,538 I'm done dealing in brows. I want your lashes. 156 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,622 I-- 157 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:57,000 All right, fine. You can have my eyelashes. Deal. Let's do it. 158 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,252 -No, David! -Deal! 159 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,003 David, your eyelashes, they're your third-best feature. 160 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,172 -Okay, Sue, we gotta go. Take care. -Don't-- 161 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,011 Yo, Carol. What's up? 162 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,389 I'm gonna need less crotch, Ian. 163 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,473 Oh, sorry. 164 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,185 I don't hear that very often. I'm just kidding. That's a joke. 165 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:18,397 Okay. So, I'm calling because I've received some reports 166 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,982 about bizarre behavior. 167 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,359 Well, it is the video game industry, Carol. 168 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,862 There are a lot of nuts there, and they're probably ready to crack. 169 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:28,365 Although, one person in particular that I'm worried about is Poppy. 170 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,367 There's something going on there, I can tell. 171 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,827 The reports have been about you. 172 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,914 Ian, you can't send personal videos to your employees 173 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:39,168 with the subject line "Mandatory Viewing." 174 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,378 -Well, those are meant to be inspiring. -Really? 175 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,631 Sometimes everything is wrong 176 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:47,718 When your day is night alone 177 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,304 Hold on 178 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,306 Hold on 179 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,724 Yeah, I'm showing people that 180 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,186 we're all in this together and that everybody hurts. 181 00:07:57,269 --> 00:08:01,732 Ian, if you wanna actually help people, you're gonna have to make a sacrifice. 182 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,735 Maybe give away some of that money you clearly have. 183 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,279 I'm happy to do it, but that's not what people want right now. 184 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,115 They want hope, because money is not that important. 185 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:12,409 It is to people who don't have it! 186 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:15,329 You know what? I ain't got time for this shit, okay? 187 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:20,042 I gotta babysit y'all and homeschool my own kids at the same time? Carol can't. 188 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:24,338 Did you know they changed math? They just up and changed how you do math. 189 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,089 I'm done, okay? 190 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,799 So, wear a shirt, don't wear a shirt. 191 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:31,094 Get hammered and do 300 push-ups, put it on YouTube. I don't care. 192 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,597 -I'm sorry, Carol. I think I muted you. -Mom, where are you? 193 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,765 Did you say something? Did you say something there? 194 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:40,437 I'm coming. Goddamn kids at work, kids at home. Oh, hell. 195 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,042 Yes! Fuck yeah! 196 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,337 Did it! I did it! I did it! 197 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,446 Okay, look at the video icon on the bottom left and then click that. 198 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,365 Yes. Here. 199 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,035 Yes, yes, I can see you. Perfect. 200 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,788 Wait, I can't hear you. 201 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:27,669 No, no, no. There's no audio. Okay, click the unmute button, bottom left. 202 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:35,969 No. No, no. This is an audio FaceTime. Don't-- 203 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,222 Do you see me now? I just Facebooked you. 204 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,642 Okay, you pressed the wrong button. Let's just stick to one app, okay? 205 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,478 -I'll text you. -No, C.W., don't text me. 206 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,355 Just a minute. Hang on. 207 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,316 No, don't text-- 208 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,902 -Just stop pressing buttons! -Huh? Oh, here! Let me try this! 209 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,696 -No. -That's better! 210 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:58,534 What are you doing on the other side? Hold on. Let me try something else. 211 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,494 Just stop-- No! Just stop pressing buttons! 212 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,621 -How's that? Is that better? -Just leave it the way it is! 213 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:06,375 This is insane. This is truly-- 214 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,253 Hey, I see you. You see me? 215 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,130 No, I mean, yeah. Sure, but you're a panda. 216 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,466 -A what? -A panda! 217 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,801 A panda? 218 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,469 You must've pressed the wrong button, okay, 219 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:18,637 because you were just pressing buttons. 220 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,139 Wait, wait, wait. There's an echo. Yeah. 221 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:24,560 Echo. An echo. Echo, echo. Don't you hear that echo? 222 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,896 -Yes, I hear it. Just stop talking! -You know, it doesn't echo when you talk. 223 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,148 Just stop talking and listen and look at the camera. 224 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:32,150 -Which one? -The only one! The panda one. 225 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:34,486 I don't wanna be a goddamn panda! 226 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,531 Science-fiction writer. How do you not know how to just use a cell phone? 227 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,241 -I'll fax you. -Goddamn it. 228 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:43,245 C.W., do not-- Get ba-- Get back he-- 229 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,081 This is insa-- 230 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,131 Pick up. Poppy, pick, pick, pick, pick. Poppy, pick up. 231 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,049 -What? -Hey, Poppy! 232 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,261 Congratulations. I heard you finished your sprint. Let's celebrate. 233 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,888 Thanks, I can't. I'm busy. 234 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:03,682 Oh, no, you're not. David said you are all finished with your work. 235 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:08,395 And so am I because I've already had two of these and I wanna make a third, 236 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,897 so get on it. 237 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,399 And, by the way, turn your camera on 238 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:16,778 because it's less sad when I can see you if I'm drinking alone. 239 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,781 Great. Sorry, I can't turn it on. I just got out of the bath. 240 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,451 Bath? You don't bathe. Now I know you're lying. 241 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,162 -What's going on? -Nothing's going on. 242 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,623 I just don't want anyone to see me right now, okay? 243 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,042 All right, I-- 244 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,920 I did something nice for you and I wanted to have a drink and watch it, 245 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,546 but let me just send it to you now. And you can-- 246 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:35,631 Hi, Poppy. 247 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,091 I'm going to walk you through a guided meditation. 248 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,885 Now, relax, close your eyes 249 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:44,640 and concentrate on the only thing that matters, the sound of my voice. 250 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:45,557 What is this? 251 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:50,354 This is core exercise, but as you can see, you're engaging your arms as well. 252 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,563 That actually is not for you. 253 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:53,941 What I like to do is come down to my wine cellar here. 254 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,318 Sorry, I keep popping up. 255 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,819 Next, your guest cottage-- 256 00:12:57,903 --> 00:13:00,864 -No, I don't-- Can you-- -You do not wanna leave your house. 257 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,784 Turn the-- Can you get the videos off my-- 258 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,285 I don't wanna watch any-- Listen-- 259 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,412 -I just wanna be alone, okay? -Okay, okay. 260 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,081 Stop acting like you're trying to help me! 261 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,835 This isn't about me. It's about you being too scared to leave your compound, 262 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,420 but you still need attention because you're a fucking narcissist! 263 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,422 What? A narcissist? Like-- Fine! 264 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,591 Then, okay. I was doing something nice, but forget it. 265 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,553 Go! Go be with your dead plants, your cats, or whatever. I don't care. 266 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,221 -Okay, thanks. Yeah, I will. -Okay, fine. 267 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,807 I've got better shit to do too. So, whatever, dude. 268 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:35,023 Actually... I look huge. Like, massive. 269 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:38,110 I'm gonna use this angle at the next meeting. 270 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:41,572 No, "fewer" modifies plural nouns. 271 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,407 "Less" modifies singular. 272 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,909 You can't have less female candidates. 273 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,078 You can have fewer, and you should. 274 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,122 And anybody who doesn't know that is dumb. 275 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,040 Oh, my God. Then I guess everyone's dumb, Lou. 276 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:53,792 Rache. 277 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,256 Oh, God. 278 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,507 What? We're in quarantine. 279 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,593 -We're having fun. -Probably just thinks it's stupid. 280 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,261 Actually, I don't think it's stupid. 281 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,889 I think it's a good idea. It's just that I think I would do it way better. 282 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,265 Then prove it, asshole. 283 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,058 All right. Here we go. 284 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,563 Why do you have toilet paper on your desk? 285 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,691 What? Oh, yeah, I got toilet paper everywhere. 286 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,943 I got loads of it. Way more than I could ever use. 287 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,987 I don't know, you seem pretty full of shit. 288 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,741 That's pretty good. You know what, I like her. 289 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,744 She should talk more. You should talk fewer. 290 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,996 See how stupid that sounds? 291 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,164 Okay. 292 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,249 All right. Dana, here we go. This is what I want you to do. 293 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,334 On the count of three, 294 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,295 I want you to poke the bottom left side of your screen. Got it? 295 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,882 -Okay. -One, two, three. 296 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,678 Rachel, grab a chip. 297 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,059 Shit, that was better. 298 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,393 That was cool. 299 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:54,686 Can we do it again? 300 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,647 If you want this to be really cool... 301 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,149 we're gonna need more people. 302 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,319 Preferably men. 303 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:09,368 No! No! Damn! 304 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,453 -God. -Hey, David. David, David. 305 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:13,121 Are we at your divorce trial right now? 306 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,832 Because I just watched a hot Asian chick rip your heart out. 307 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,125 Okay, one more game. 308 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:21,213 $300,000 against both eyebrows, both eyelashes. Full monty. 309 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,090 Pass. I'd rather have you lopsided. 310 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,175 Come on, man. I just wanna do some good here. 311 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,845 There's gotta be something you're willing to play for. 312 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,558 I want your essence. 313 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,853 -My what? -I want your spiritual core. 314 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,437 Your joie de vivre. 315 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,774 I want the mustache. 316 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,862 No. No, I need a mustache. 317 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,530 I look weird without a mustache. 318 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,783 I got bad news for you, bud. You look weird with the mustache. 319 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:54,496 But the question is, how badly does David Brittlesbee wanna help people? 320 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,586 All right, fine. Fine. Deal. You got a deal, but we're locked in. 321 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,588 Yeah, you're gonna look like an egg! 322 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,548 Hey, Brad, I hope you don't mind, 323 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,010 but I just wanted to change up my gear a little bit. 324 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,013 You see, the truth of the matter is, 325 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,349 I just haven't felt right without my fight stick. 326 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,310 The fuck is all that? Wait, what is that? 327 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,729 Well, you see, when my parents got divorced, 328 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,481 my mom would give me 20 bucks and tell me to get lost. 329 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,359 So I'd take that money, along with all those feelings, 330 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:29,156 and I'd head on down to the arcade, where I played my favorite game, Street Fighter. 331 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:33,285 Let's just say... I got a lot of practice. 332 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,329 Oh, shit. 333 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,039 Let's fight! 334 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,038 Hey, Pop. You got my messages. Good. 335 00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,249 Are you on the street? 336 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,166 Yeah. And I am not happy about it. 337 00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,377 It's like these people want to breathe directly into my face. 338 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,878 I mean, just right into my face. 339 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,924 Hey, asshole. Cross the street or I'll fuck you up. 340 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,259 Really? 341 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:31,927 Yeah. Okay. 342 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:36,598 Okay, Pop, I'm gonna cross the street because he called my bluff and he is big. 343 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:40,686 You know, I don't think I am handling this as well as I thought I was. 344 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,230 I gotta admit, I think I'm struggling. 345 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,192 Pop, you there? 346 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,070 Yeah. 347 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:53,907 You okay? 348 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,493 Uh-huh. 349 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,080 Can I see you then? 350 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,003 No. 351 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,300 Pop, come on, man. 352 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,594 You're really freaking me out. Just let me see you. 353 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,520 I don't think I'm doing very well. 354 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,192 It was okay when I still had work, 355 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,361 but now that's done, and I don't have anything else. 356 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:35,824 All my family are thousands of miles away and I don't have any friends. 357 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,618 And I'm just alone. 358 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,539 -That's not true. That's not true, Poppy. -No, it is. It is. 359 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,542 I thought that I could handle this, but I don't think that I can. 360 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,670 And everybody else seems to have somebody, but I don't. 361 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,797 I'm just-- 362 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,258 I'm just alone. 363 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:58,805 Open your door. 364 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,184 Why? 365 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,521 Just open your door. 366 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,279 Hi. 367 00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:15,906 Hi. 368 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,261 I miss you. 369 00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:41,598 I miss you too. 370 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,536 -Poppy... -Yeah? 371 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,708 You really do need to take a shower, 'cause you stink. 372 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,588 You are such an asshole. 373 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,550 You good? 374 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,261 Yeah. You? 375 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,180 Yeah. I'm good. 376 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:24,099 All right, I'll see you soon. 377 00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,518 -All right. -Bye. 378 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:38,989 -The recipe is tequila... -Reading a lot. 379 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,949 -I painted this one. -That's awesome. 380 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,911 I can't watch any more TV. 381 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,496 If you don't think that the toilet paper industry started this, 382 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,581 then you're fucking crazy. 383 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:50,000 Via snail mail. I just dropped them off at your house. 384 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,252 Did you hear about how much money toilet paper made? 385 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,629 Hello! 386 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:54,922 There she is. 387 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,632 -Hey, Poppy. I waited for you. -Hey. 388 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,592 I waited for you this time in the meeting. 389 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:01,595 -Nice one, mate. -Looks like somebody did find that shower. 390 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,888 I wanted to look fancy. 391 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,389 Did you wash your hair? 392 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:06,058 Yes, I washed my hair. 393 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:07,142 All right. 394 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,852 I'll keep my eye on it. 395 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:13,023 Guys. Guys! Goddamn it! Guys! 396 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,609 Good. There. Jesus. 397 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:19,696 Now, remember, this only works if we all do our part. 398 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,782 Okay. We get one shot at this. 399 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,575 So, don't fuck it up, Rachel. 400 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,037 No one can hear you. It's paradise. 401 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:29,748 All right. Looks like we're waiting on C.W. 402 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,375 But Brad has a quick announcement. 403 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,876 Whatever. Fine. Brad, go. 404 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,254 Yeah. Hey, everybody. So, I had this bet with David. 405 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,257 And, well, he totally sandbagged and lost on purpose. 406 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,885 But then we made the stakes really high and we played one final time. 407 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:45,305 And well... I still beat his ass! 408 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:48,976 Whoa, David. 409 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,894 -David, you look weird. -Honey. 410 00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,689 -I know I look weird, okay? -You look like a baby turtle. 411 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,232 Wait, is that David or Sandy Duncan? 412 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:58,360 But it'll grow back in like eight or ten months. I don't know. 413 00:21:58,443 --> 00:21:59,903 Has anyone ever shaved their eyebrow? 414 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,864 I don't know how long that takes. Does it grow back? 415 00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,532 Whatever. It doesn't matter. I just-- 416 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:06,660 I feel bad that I lost the $300,000 for charity. 417 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:07,786 Oh, I already donated it. 418 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,414 -What? -Yeah, I was always gonna donate it. 419 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,748 -What? -Ian doubled it. 420 00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:14,459 -Yo. -But-- Why? 421 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,461 I thought-- You were opposed to giving away money. 422 00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:20,007 No, no. I told you I need to get something out of it. Which I did. 423 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,091 Your dignity. 424 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:24,970 That's $600,000 for charity. Way to go, David. 425 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,306 -Way to go, David. -Good job, David. 426 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,641 -Nice work, Dave. -Great job, David. 427 00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:31,476 Thank you, guys. 428 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,103 Since we're all here, 429 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,855 -I think it would be nice to say-- -Oh, God, 430 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:37,232 here comes some boring SJW rant about-- 431 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,734 You know what, fuck you, Lou. Okay? 432 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,360 You're being such a di-- 433 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:41,695 Oh, shit, I think I started it. 434 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,322 -Wait, what? -Go. Go, go! 435 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,615 Oh, shit. 436 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:46,366 Okay. 437 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,267 Holy shit, it's working. 438 00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,741 -Wait, where's C.W.? -Where is he? 439 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:30,369 -Come on, dude. Figure it out. -Come on, man. 440 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:31,620 Where is he? 441 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,499 Oh, my God! 442 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,542 Come on! 443 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:39,628 Come on! 444 00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:44,883 Huzzah! 445 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:47,511 I made it! 446 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,555 C.W., you're the man! 447 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,184 Yes! 448 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,371 Fuck you, coronavirus.