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[David] ♪ Turn the beat around ♪

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♪ Love to hear percussion ♪

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♪ Flute player, play your flute ♪

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♪ 'Cause I know that
You got to get your beat on ♪

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♪ And when the drummer
Starts beating that beat ♪

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♪ With the syncopated rhythm going
Tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat on the drum ♪

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You know, I'm just gonna give 'em a call.
This is stupid. 10:00 a.m. meeting.

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Be here on time.
Don't even have a commute.

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Please be wearing a shirt.

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Oh, hey, Dave.

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Are you serious?
What are you doing in a hot tub?

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I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
I'm in a hot tub.

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Yeah, I know that--
Just-- Just turn down the jets.

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Otherwise you're not going to be able
to hear me.

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I'm just gonna turn down the jets.

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Otherwise I'm not gonna be able
to hear you.

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-There you go.
-Great, thanks.

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Wait a second. Where's Poppy?

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She hasn't signed on yet.
I gotta give her a call now.

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No. I don't wait for her.
She waits for me.

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-You call her, then you call me back.
-No, come on.

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Don't do the power play thing, Ian.
It's not a--

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[sighs] Oh, my God. It's--
It's like herding cats. It really is.

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It's like herding big baby human cats.

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[typing]

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Please be showered.
Please be showered. Please--

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-Hello.
-Oh, my God. Are you serious?

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I mean, you look awful.

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No, I'm doing great.

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I'm on the best programming sprint
of my life.

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For the last 45 days, I haven't left
my computer except to pee and sleep.

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-Well, maybe leave once to wash yourself.
-Wait a minute. Where's Ian?

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No. We're not doing this.
We're not doing the power play thing.

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If he's not here, why am I?

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I'm gonna call him now, okay?

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Okay, well, I'm gonna go put a bra on

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since you need these meetings
to be all fancy or whatever.

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It's not fancy to wear undergarments
to a business meeting.

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You know what, just go put on the bra.
Put on the bra. Uh, it's unbelievable.

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It's like, just be human.
You know, just be a normal human being.

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Yo.

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[sighs] Where's your shirt?

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Didn't feel appropriate, David.
I'm in a hot tub.

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Can't believe I have to ask this
during a pandemic,

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but would you just-- just get out
of the hot tub and put on a shirt?

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-No.
-No?

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Hey! If Ian doesn't have to wear a shirt,
then I shouldn't have to wear a bra.

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-I'm taking this off.
-What?

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-It's so unfair.
-Don't take your bra off.

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-It's almost a cliché.
-Fine. I'll get out of the hot tub.

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-You are allowed to do whatever you want.
-Fine, David, just ruin everybody's day.

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And I aren't allowed to do it.
And I tell you what--

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Guys. Oh, my God! What is happening?

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[theme music playing]

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Okay, so I don't know where C.W. is.

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Uh, I know he was
having some trouble signing in.

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I mean, we gave him
all the sign-in information--

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Hey. David. Can we make this quick?

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I've got a lot of work to do
stripping Blood Ocean out of everything.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Releasing a disease in the game
right before a global pandemic

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was not a great look.

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Poppy, you should be taking this time
to recharge and stay healthy like me.

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You know, I haven't left my compound
in like three months

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because I'm so afraid of getting sick.

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-He's too important to the world.
-Oh, Jo, you don't need to say that.

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But put it in the notes.

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No, don't put it in the notes, Jo.
It's not relevant to anything we're talk--

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Oh, I have an idea.

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What if instead of stripping Blood Ocean
out of the game, I build a vaccine?

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What? That would take you weeks.

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What are you-- I feel like
you're inventing work for yourself.

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I feel like you're a cashed-up bogan.

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"A cashed-up bogan"?

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David, Poppy is being mean in Australian.
Is the meeting almost over?

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The meeting hasn't started.

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You know what?
Let's just forget C.W. and jump right in.

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-Brad, can I get your attention, please?
-Oh, sorry, David.

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-I'm playing Street Fighter.
-No problem.

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-Thanks for letting me know.
-It's cool.

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Okay, so, uh, obviously the quarantine
has been tough on everyone,

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but our industry is thriving,
and I think we should give back.

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So, I'm suggesting a $100,000 donation.

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-Wait a second. Wait, what?
-Huh?

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Brad, we as a company
have a responsibility--

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Money is my territory,
and I make the final call.

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I'm not giving something away
without getting something out of it.

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-That's insane.
-That's charity.

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You just described
exactly what charity is.

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-Not approved.
-All right, tell you what.

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Play me for it.

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Your little game there.
If I win, you gotta release the cash.

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[chuckles] Deal.

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But if I win, you gotta shave off
one of your eyebrows.

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-What?
-Fucking hell. Goodbye.

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She can't leave the meeting before me.
No. Goodbye.

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Oh, this is gonna be amazing. Goodbye.

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-Goodbye.
-Goodbye.

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Unbelievable. Meeting adjourned.

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Hello.
I don't know what I pressed, but I'm here.

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Has the meeting started?

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[grunts]

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This lag is real bad.
You can't judge attack time at all.

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That's what happens when the entire
world's playing on one server, I guess.

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-Right.
-Hey, question.

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Answer.

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-You want a chip?
-Oh, yeah.

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[burbling sound]

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Mm.

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See? It's like nothing's changed, baby.

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-Hey, Rache.
-Yeah.

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Why do you wear that hoodie every day?

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Oh, it's cold in my apartment.

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Why don't you take off the hood?

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Okay, just don't judge me.

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Damn.

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Yeah, I know. I can't color it,
and I tried cutting it and--

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That is badass.

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You're like Storm from X-Men.
You're like fuckin' Halle Berry, girl.

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-[chuckling] Wait, really?
-Yeah.

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Hi!

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Oh, is that Rachel's mom?

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Hey, Rachel's mom, can you send Rachel in?
It's work time.

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-Lou, what are you doing here?
-I thought you got promoted.

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I did. They made me head guy in charge
of babysitting dum-dums like you.

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Couple of ground rules to go over:
I don't mute when I eat.

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I don't want to hear any chitchat.

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I don't want to hear any side chat,
certainly no back-sass.

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And, ladies, let's remember:

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[whispers] we're all in this together.

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-Super.
-Great.

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-Yeah. You lose!
-Damn it.

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How are you so good at this game?

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I guess some people have it,
and some people don't.

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Speaking of not having things,
one eyebrow, please.

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Fine, I'll get my razor.

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Ah, shi-- Hold on. Sue's calling.

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Hey, Sue.

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Oh! It's a party.

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I'm so sorry to interrupt,

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but, um, my inbox is filling up
with some very strongly-worded e-mails.

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Right. Yeah, uh, what are the players
upset about now?

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Uh, it's actually-- it's the parents
of the players.

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They can't undo the parental control,

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so their kids are getting locked out
of the game after too many hours of play.

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-Uh-huh.
-And it seems like

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the one thing
that parents don't like to do is parent.

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Which, you know, kinda makes you wonder
why they had kids in the first place.

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Okay, so-- Well, thanks, Sue.

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We'll just take care of it.
All right, bye-bye.

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Okay, David. Sorry, David.

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-Just one last-- Uh, is--
-Yeah.

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What might get us some goodwill
is that $100,000 donation.

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Actually, Sue, we're not gonna be
donating the money anymore.

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But David will be donating
his left eyebrow.

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Wait a second. That's it, yes. Yes!

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Okay, let's play again.

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And if-- if I win, we donate $200,000,

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and if I lose,
I shave off my other eyebrow. Huh?

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Mm. I'm done dealing in brows.
I want your lashes.

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I-- [sighs]

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All right, fine. You can have
my eyelashes. Deal. Let's, let's do it.

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-No, David!
-Deal!

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David, your eyelashes,
they're your third-best feature.

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-Okay, Sue, uh, we gotta go. Take care.
-Don't--

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[Ian] Yo, Carol. What's up?

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I'm gonna need less crotch, Ian.

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Oh, sorry.

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I don't hear that very often.
I'm just kidding. That's a joke.

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Okay. So, I'm calling because
I've received some reports

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about bizarre behavior.

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Well, it is the video game industry,
Carol.

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There are a lot of nuts there,
and they're probably ready to crack.

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Although, one person in particular
that I'm worried about is Poppy.

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There's something going on there,
I can tell.

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The reports have been about you.

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Ian, you can't send personal videos
to your employees

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with the subject line "Mandatory Viewing."

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-Well, those are meant to be inspiring.
-Really?

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♪ Sometimes everything is wrong ♪

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♪ When your day is night alone ♪

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♪ Hold on ♪

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♪ Hold on ♪

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Yeah, I'm showing people that

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we're all in this together
and that everybody hurts.

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Ian, if you wanna actually help people,
you're gonna have to make a sacrifice.

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Maybe give away some of that money
you clearly have.

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I'm happy to do it,
but that's not what people want right now.

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They want hope,
because money is not that important.

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It is to people who don't have it!

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You know what?
I ain't got time for this shit, okay?

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I gotta babysit y'all and homeschool
my own kids at the same time? Carol can't.

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Did you know they changed math?
They just up and changed how you do math.

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I'm done, okay?

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So, wear a shirt, don't wear a shirt.

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Get hammered and do 300 push-ups,
put it on YouTube. I don't care.

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-I'm sorry, Carol. I think I muted you.
-[child] Mom, where are you?

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Did you say something?
Did you say something there?

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I'm coming. Goddamn kids at work,
kids at home. Oh, hell.

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[grunts]

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[tapping desk]

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Yes! Fuck yeah!

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[chuckles] Did it! I did it! I did it!

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Whoo!

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Okay, look at the video icon
on the bottom left and then click that.

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[C.W.] Ah. Ah, yes. Here.

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Yes, yes, I can see you. Perfect.

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[inaudible]

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Oh, wait, I can't hear you.

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No, no, no. There's no audio. Um, okay,
click the unmute button, bottom left.

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N-no. No, no.
This is an audio FaceTime. Don't--

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Do you see me now? I just Facebooked you.

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Okay, you pressed the wrong button, just--
Let's-- Let's just stick to one app, okay?

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-I'll text you.
-No, C.W., don't text me.

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Just a minute. Hang on.

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No, don't text--

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-Just stop pressing buttons!
-Huh? Oh, here! Let me try this!

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-No.
-Ah, that's better!

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What are you doing on the other side?
Hold on. Let me try something else.

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Just stop-- No!
Just stop pressing buttons!

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-How's that? Is that better?
-Just leave it the way it is!

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This is insane. This is truly-- [chuckles]

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[echoing] Hey, I see you. You see me?

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No, I-- I mean, yeah.
Sure, but you're a panda.

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-[echoing] A what?
-A panda!

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[echoing] A panda?

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You must've pressed the wrong button,
okay,

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because you were just pressing buttons.

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Wait, wait, wait. There's an echo. Yeah.

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Echo. An echo. Echo, echo.
Don't you hear that echo?

231
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,896
-Yes, I hear it. Just stop talking!
-You know, it doesn't echo when you talk.

232
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,148
Just stop talking and listen
and look at the camera.

233
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:32,150
-Which one?
-The only one! The-- The panda one.

234
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:34,486
I don't wanna be a goddamn panda!

235
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,531
Science-fiction writer. How do you not
know how to just use a cell phone?

236
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,241
-I'll fax you.
-Goddamn it.

237
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:43,245
-C.W., do not-- Get ba-- Get back he--
-[fax signal begins]

238
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,081
This is insa--

239
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,418
[shouting]

240
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,131
Pick up. Poppy, pick, pick, pick, pick.
Poppy, pick up.

241
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,049
-[Poppy] What?
-Hey, Poppy!

242
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,261
Congratulations. I heard you finished
your sprint. Let's celebrate.

243
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,888
Thanks, I can't. I'm busy.

244
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:03,682
Oh, no, you're not. David said
you are all finished with your work.

245
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:08,395
And so am I because I've already had
two of these and I wanna make a third,

246
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,897
so get on it.

247
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,399
And, by the way, um, turn your camera on

248
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:16,778
because it's-- it's less sad when
I can see you if I'm drinking alone.

249
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,781
Great. Sorry, I-- I can't turn it on.
I just got out of the bath.

250
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,451
Bath? You don't bathe.
N-Now I know you're lying.

251
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,162
-Wh-Wh-what's going on?
-Nothing's going on. I just-- I--

252
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,623
I just don't want anyone
to see me right now, okay?

253
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,042
[sighs] All right, I-- I...

254
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,920
I did something nice for you and I wanted
to have a drink and watch it,

255
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,546
but let me just send it to you now.
And you can--

256
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:35,631
Hi, Poppy.

257
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,091
I'm going to walk you through
a guided meditation.

258
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,885
Now, relax, close your eyes

259
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:44,640
and concentrate on the only thing
that matters, the sound of my voice.

260
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:45,557
[Poppy] What is this?

261
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:50,354
This is core exercise, but as you can see,
you're engaging your arms as well.

262
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,563
[Ian] That actually is not for you.

263
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:53,941
What I like to do is come down
to my wine cellar here.

264
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,318
-Oh! Sorry, I keep popping up.
-[overlapping videos]

265
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,819
Next, your guest cottage--

266
00:12:57,903 --> 00:13:00,864
-[Poppy] No, I don't-- Can you--
-You do not wanna leave your house.

267
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,784
[Poppy] Turn the--
Can you get the videos off my--

268
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,285
I don't wanna watch any-- Listen--

269
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,412
-I just wanna be alone, okay?
-Okay, okay.

270
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,081
Stop acting like you're trying to help me!

271
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,835
This isn't about me. It's about you being
too scared to leave your compound,

272
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,420
but you still need attention
because you're a fucking narcissist!

273
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,422
What? A narcissist? Like-- Fine!

274
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,591
Then, okay. I was doing something nice,
but forget it.

275
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:22,553
Go! Go be with your dead plants,
your cats, or whatever. I don't care.

276
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,221
-Okay, thanks. Yeah, I will.
-Okay, fine.

277
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,807
I've got better shit to do too.
So, whatever, dude.

278
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:35,023
Actually... I-- I look huge.
Like, massive.

279
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:38,110
I'm gonna use this angle
at the next meeting.

280
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:41,572
No, "fewer" modifies plural nouns.

281
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,407
"Less" modifies singular.

282
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,909
You can't have less female candidates.

283
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,078
You can have fewer, and you should.

284
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,122
And anybody who doesn't know that is dumb.

285
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,040
Oh, my God.
Then I guess everyone's dumb, Lou.

286
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:53,792
Rache.

287
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,256
Oh, God.

288
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,507
What? We're in quarantine.

289
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,593
-We're having fun.
-Probably just thinks it's stupid.

290
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,261
Actually, I don't think it's stupid.

291
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,889
I think it's a good idea. It's just that
I think I would do it way better.

292
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,265
Then prove it, asshole.

293
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,058
All right. Here we go.

294
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,563
Why do you have toilet paper on your desk?

295
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,691
What? Oh, yeah,
I got toilet paper everywhere.

296
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,943
I got loads of it.
Way more than I could ever use.

297
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,987
I don't know,
you seem pretty full of shit.

298
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,741
That's pretty good.
You know what, I like her.

299
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,744
She should talk more.
You should talk fewer.

300
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,996
See how stupid that sounds? Ugh.

301
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,164
Okay.

302
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,249
All right. Dana, here we go.
This is what I want you to do.

303
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,334
On the count of three,

304
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,295
I want you to poke the bottom left side
of your screen. Got it?

305
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,882
-Okay.
-One, two, three.

306
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,678
Rachel, grab a chip.

307
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,059
Shit, that was better.

308
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,393
That was cool.

309
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:54,686
Can we do it again?

310
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,647
If you want this to be really cool...

311
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,149
we're gonna need more people.

312
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,319
Preferably men.

313
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,114
[yells]

314
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:09,326
-[laughs]
-No! No! Oh, damn!

315
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,453
-God.
-Hey, David. David, David.

316
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:13,121
Are we at your divorce trial right now?

317
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,832
Because I just watched a hot Asian chick
rip your heart out.

318
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,125
Okay, one more game.

319
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:21,213
$300,000 against both eyebrows,
both eyelashes. Full monty.

320
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,090
Pass. I'd rather have you lopsided.

321
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,175
Come on, man.
I just wanna do some good here.

322
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,845
There's gotta be something
you're willing to play for.

323
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,558
I want your essence.

324
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,853
-My what?
-I want your spiritual core.

325
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,437
Your joie de vivre.

326
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,774
I want the mustache.

327
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,862
No. No, I need a mustache.

328
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,530
I look weird without a mustache.

329
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,783
I got bad news for you, bud.
You look weird with the mustache.

330
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:54,496
But the question is, how badly
does David Brittlesbee wanna help people?

331
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,586
All right, fine. Fine. Deal.
You got a deal, but we're locked in.

332
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,588
[laughs] Yeah, you're gonna
look like an egg!

333
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,548
Hey, Brad, I-- I hope you don't mind,

334
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,010
but I just wanted to--
to change up my gear a little bit.

335
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,013
You see, the truth of the matter is, I--

336
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,349
I just haven't felt right
without my fight stick.

337
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,310
The fuck is all that? Wait, what is that?

338
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,729
Well, you see,
when my parents got divorced,

339
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,481
my mom would give me 20 bucks
and tell me to get lost.

340
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,359
So I'd take that money,
along with all those feelings,

341
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:29,156
and I'd head on down to the arcade, where
I played my favorite game, Street Fighter.

342
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:33,285
Let's just say... I got a lot of practice.

343
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,329
Oh, shit.

344
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,039
Let's fight!

345
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,918
[typing]

346
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:48,842
[mouse clicks]

347
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,517
[mouse clicks]

348
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,102
[phone rings]

349
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,314
[line beeps]

350
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:07,986
[mouse clicks]

351
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,570
[phone ringing]

352
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,038
Hey, Pop. You got my messages. Good.

353
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,249
[Poppy] Are you on the street?

354
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,166
Yeah. And I am not happy about it.

355
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,377
It's like these people want to breathe
directly into my face.

356
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,878
I mean, just right into my face.

357
00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,924
Hey, asshole.
Cross the street or I'll fuck you up.

358
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,259
[man on street] Really?

359
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:31,927
Yeah. Okay.

360
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:36,598
Okay, Pop, I'm gonna cross the street
because he called my bluff and he is big.

361
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:40,686
You know, I don't think I am handling this
as well as I thought I was. I, uh--

362
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,397
I gotta admit, I think I'm struggling.
[chuckles]

363
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,192
Pop, you there?

364
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,070
Yeah.

365
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:53,907
You okay?

366
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,493
Uh-huh.

367
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,080
Can I see you then?

368
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:02,666
[sniffs]

369
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,003
No.

370
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,300
Pop, come-- Come on, man.

371
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,594
You're really freaking me out.
Just let me see you.

372
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,520
I don't think I'm doing very well.

373
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,192
It was okay when I still had work,

374
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,361
but now that's done,
and I don't have anything else.

375
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:35,824
All my family are thousands of miles away
and I don't have any friends.

376
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,618
And I'm just alone.

377
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,539
-That's not true. That's not true, Poppy.
-No, it is. It is.

378
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,542
I thought that I could handle this,
but I don't think that I can.

379
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,670
And everybody else
seems to have somebody, but I don't.

380
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,797
I'm just-- [sobs]

381
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,258
[sobs] I'm just alone.

382
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:58,805
Open your door.

383
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,184
Why?

384
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,521
Just open your door.

385
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,279
[Ian] Hi.

386
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:15,906
[Poppy] Hi.

387
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,784
[sobbing]

388
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,261
[Ian] I miss you.

389
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:41,598
I miss you too. [sobs]

390
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,536
-Poppy...
-Yeah?

391
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,708
You really do need to take a shower,
'cause you stink.

392
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,001
[Poppy laughs]

393
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,588
You are such an asshole. [chuckles]

394
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:13,797
[sniffs]

395
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,550
[Ian] You good?

396
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,261
Yeah. You?

397
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,180
[Ian] Yeah. I'm good.

398
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:24,099
All right, I'll see you soon.

399
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,518
-All right.
-[Poppy] Bye.

400
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:30,689
[call disconnects]

401
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,819
[overlapping voices]

402
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:38,989
-[female caller] The recipe is tequila...
-[male caller] Reading a lot.

403
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,949
-I painted this one.
-[Rachel] That's awesome.

404
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,911
I can't watch any more seasons.

405
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,496
If you don't think that the
toilet paper industry started this,

406
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,581
then you're fucking crazy.

407
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:50,000
[Sue] Via snail mail.
I just dropped them off at your house.

408
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,252
[Jo] Did you hear about how much money
toilet paper made?

409
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,629
-[beep]
-Hello!

410
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:54,922
There she is.

411
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,632
-Hey, Poppy. I waited for you.
-Hey.

412
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,592
I waited for you this time in the meeting.

413
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:01,595
-Nice one, mate.
-Looks like somebody did find that shower.

414
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,888
I wanted to look fancy.

415
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,389
Did you wash your hair?

416
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:06,058
Yes, I washed my hair.

417
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:07,142
All right.

418
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,852
I'll keep my eye on it.

419
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:13,023
-[Lou] Guys. Guys! Goddamn it! Guys!
-[all clamoring]

420
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,233
-[beep]
-[voices mute]

421
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,609
[Lou] Good. There. Jesus.

422
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:19,696
Now, remember, this only works
if we all do our part.

423
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,782
Okay. We get one shot at this.

424
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,575
So, don't fuck it up, Rachel.

425
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:24,868
[inaudible]

426
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,037
No one can hear you. It's paradise.

427
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:29,748
All right.
Looks like we're waiting on C.W.

428
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,375
But Brad has a quick announcement.

429
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,876
Whatever. Fine. Brad, go.

430
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,254
Yeah. Hey, everybody.
So, I had this bet with David.

431
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,257
And, well, he totally sandbagged
and lost on purpose.

432
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:41,885
But then we made the stakes really high
and we played one final time.

433
00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:45,305
And, uh, well... I still beat his ass!

434
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,683
-[Lou] Oh!
-[all clamoring]

435
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:48,976
-[Brad laughs]
-Whoa, David.

436
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,894
-David, you look weird.
-[Carol] Honey.

437
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,689
-I know I look weird, okay?
-You look like a baby turtle.

438
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,232
Wait, is that David or Sandy Duncan?

439
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:58,360
But it'll grow back
in like eight or ten months. I don't know.

440
00:21:58,443 --> 00:21:59,903
Has anyone ever shaved their eyebrow?

441
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,864
I don't know how long that takes.
Does it grow back?

442
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,532
Whatever. It doesn't matter. I just--

443
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:06,660
I feel bad
that I lost the $300,000 for charity.

444
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:07,786
Oh, I already donated it.

445
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,414
-What?
-Yeah, I was always gonna donate it.

446
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,748
-What?
-Ian doubled it.

447
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:14,459
-Yo.
-But-- [stammers] Why?

448
00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,461
I thought--
You were opposed to giving away money.

449
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:20,007
No, no. I told you I need
to get something out of it. Which I did.

450
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,091
Your dignity.

451
00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:24,970
That's $600,000 for charity.
Way to go, David.

452
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,306
-[Dana] Way to go, David.
-[Sue] Good job, David.

453
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,641
-[Ian] Nice work, Dave.
-[Poppy] Great job, David.

454
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:31,476
-Thank you, guys.
-[all clamoring]

455
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,103
[Rachel] Since we're all here,

456
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,855
-I think it would be nice to say--
-[Lou] Oh, God,

457
00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:37,232
here comes some boring SJW rant about--

458
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,734
You know what, fuck you, Lou. Okay?

459
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,360
-You're being such a di--
-[clatters]

460
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:41,695
Oh, shit, I think I started it.

461
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,322
-Wait, what?
-Go. Go, go!

462
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,615
[Ian] Oh, shit.

463
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:46,366
[Sue] Okay.

464
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:48,577
[upbeat music playing]

465
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,267
[Ian] Holy shit, it's working.

466
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,353
[Sue laughs, whoops]

467
00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,741
-Wait, where's C.W.?
-[Brad] Where is he?

468
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:30,369
-[Rachel] Come on, dude. Figure it out.
-[Ian] Come on, man.

469
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:31,620
[Jo] Where is he?

470
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,499
Oh, my God!

471
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,542
Come on!

472
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:39,628
Come on!

473
00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:44,883
-Huzzah!
-[all screaming, cheering]

474
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:47,511
-[triumphant music playing]
-[C.W.] I made it!

475
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,555
[Brad] C.W., you're the man!

476
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,431
[laughs]

477
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,184
[Ian] Yes!

478
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:58,897
[cheering continues]

479
00:24:03,652 --> 00:24:05,654
[all cheering, clamoring]

480
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,371
Fuck you, coronavirus.

481
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,373
[music continues]

482
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,698
[music ends]