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（神話任務）

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（一位玩家）

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（兩位玩家）

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（七橡樹小學）

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（1987年）

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你兒子那班在學習太陽系

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每位學生都要寫一份
關於太陽系行星的報告

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他的老師通知我，閣下的兒子拒絕寫報告

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除非他能夠寫一些不存在的星球

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有可能存在的

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外太空有數十億個星系
誰說塔圖屈星不存在？

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科學家

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科學家一直在探索新星球，我認為…

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（大格校長）

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這就是我今天叫你來的原因

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跟老師爭執，考試不合格，和同學鬧交

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丹勒士何根是死仆街

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注意用詞，小朋友

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要說我們替令郎擔憂也只算輕描淡寫

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-我也擔憂
-或者你不夠上心

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我知道他學業上有困難

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或者老師們可以…用其他方法向他解釋

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我們的老師不會教一個拒絕學習的孩子

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責任在於他身上
老實說，還有他父母身上

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我是單親媽媽

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無論如何，他已經就讀最低級的課程

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如果成績沒有改善，他就要上輔導班

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不要，那裏充滿怪胎

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冷靜，乖仔，坐好…

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有甚麼是我們能做的？

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你可以由確保他交齊功課開始

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有助改善他的成績

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但改善態度是他的責任

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明白

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請放心，我會好好懲罰他

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（校務處）

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媽，我知道不應該鬧老師

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我只是照他們吩咐做事，但他們又不聽

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艾恩，你知道嗎？無謂解釋了，給你

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這是甚麼？

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你的懲罰

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丹勒士何根確實是仆街

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走吧

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《神話任務》

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（2001年）

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夠了

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夠糖漿了

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普彼

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-唏
-喂，不要再加糖漿了

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聽你媽媽講

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我又不會他加祿語

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你可以學，我也是在你這個年紀時學的

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你是被迫吧

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學完還認識到一個靚仔老公，對嗎？

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他加祿語是愛的語言

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怎麼樣？你週末有甚麼打算？

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跟芙萊雅和朋友們一起玩

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芙萊雅是誰？新朋友嗎？

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不，媽，她是《最終幻想》的遊戲角色

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好正

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她講的

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超正

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我打到最終魔王庫加了

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我應該就快爆機，今日應該搞得掂

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勁

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-不，不准打機
-不准…

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想找東西玩的話，可以彈琴，樂趣滿滿

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看來她不知道何謂樂趣

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不，你媽媽說得對

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你要好好練習才能在獨奏會上耀武揚威

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我對獨奏會沒有興趣

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我點解不能打機？

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不行，你花太多時間打機了

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有上網的話，我就不必打那麼久了

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我可以上網查攻略，更快爆機

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-對
-你想找攻略的話

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你可以像你家姐一樣外出去找

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我不知道該怎麼做了

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我試過懲罰他、獎勵他
無糖飲食法、全糖飲食法

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-你有試過對他暴打一頓嗎？
-爸

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莎嬅，我也不想告訴你

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但那個賤男的律師又寄信來了

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又來？

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他不是認真的，他只是想激嬲我

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如果他告上法庭，搞不好真的能告成

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告甚麼？我是他媽媽

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可惜你確實要面對不少問題

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莎嬅，他可能會贏

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不會

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不會

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我知道你是好媽媽

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但你要令兒子回到正軌

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我會想辦法

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乖仔，怎麼樣？

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你覺得呢？我是死蠢

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別這麼說

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你很聰明

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只是…你的思維和其他孩子不同

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但如果你再努力一點嘗試…

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我在嘗試了

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所以我才知道自己蠢

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我已經盡力了，但還是做不來

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我知道你感到沮喪

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我想幫你，但…我不知道要點幫

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或者你都是蠢人

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或者是

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你把這些書都看完了？

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我識字，我只是蠢，不是懵

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等陣，這些內容頗色情的

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這是科幻色情小說

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好，科幻色情小說，懂了

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況且誰會在意爛鬼土星？

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外面有許多更加有趣的星球

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我沒辦法把蠢腦袋裏想寫的東西寫到紙上

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-跟我走
-去哪裏？

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一個好地方

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爸，最終魔王庫加有一招叫焰星

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會對全隊造成巨量傷害

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聽落好正，繼續練習

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但如果我們裝上聖屬防範…

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專心練習

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還有，我不知道該用艾可抑或妲卡

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普彼，不如你把這副

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學習打機的心力，投放到學鋼琴上？

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我討厭鋼琴，悶到死

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把它想像成電子遊戲，好嗎？

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獨奏會是你要打敗的邪惡魔王

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好，那我會贏到甚麼？

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打敗魔王會贏到好東西

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像寶藏、盔甲或新武器

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好，如果你努力練習，打敗獨奏會

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-我就買東西送給你
-上網？

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不，不行

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一些不會讓你媽媽知道的好東西

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但任何事情都瞞不過媽媽

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你多年來都一直扮不懂他加祿語

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甚麼？我沒有

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是嗎？

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你講大話好屎

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-頂
-注意用詞

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抱歉

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頂

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好，成交，要好東西

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包你滿意

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好

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唏，爸爸，想看我打庫加嗎？

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好，我打先

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你的星球長怎麼樣？

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它有星環，離太陽第六個星球

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有著鐵鎳核心

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我不是說土星，那些大家都知道

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我不知道甚麼鐵鎳核心，但誰想知道？

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說說你的星球，你想寫落報告的星

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塔圖屈星？

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對，說一下塔圖屈星

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媽

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它在我們的星雲之外，連大氣層都不一樣

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表面就像能吸的紅煙

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像…

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這種？

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還有呢？

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那裏有水

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水裏充滿會發光的甲殼動物

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發光？

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發光的…

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甲殼動物

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對，還有高山，但不像地球那些高山

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它們在星球表面飄浮

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被該地的月亮重力拉起

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好犀利，那裏有幾個月亮？

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有50個，每個都有自己的軌道速度和路線

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像這樣嗎？

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喂，你們在搞乜鬼？

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走

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-賠錢啊
-對不起

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我們搞到亂七八糟，居然一走了之

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亂七八糟？點會？那是你的大創意

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我對你的腦袋刮目相看

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你是我見過最聰明的細路

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媽

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你有天分

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其他人可能看不見，但不代表你沒有天分

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它存在著，像塔圖屈星一樣真實

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我愛你，乖仔

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我也愛你

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我們要去拿東西建造出你的星球

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-好
-我看看

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膠水、膠紙

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顏料，在這裏

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還有小球

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-媽
-怎麼了？

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我真的不用寫報告？

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不用，忘記它吧
你可以做自己想要的報告

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-可是…
-不，老師方面交給我應付

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好嗎？

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你肯定餓了，我整班戟你食，好

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對，要有營養，還要有朱古力碎

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加忌廉…圖釘

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-圖釘？
-對，整星球用

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天啊，屋企應該有

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屋企應該有，肯定在這裏

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給你膠紙，不，你先去…我拿給你

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去吧，還要有泥膠貼

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在這裏，還有…

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（PlayStation遊戲）

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勁，造成巨量傷害

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對，但我們的回復速度不夠快

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-喂，打他
-我要用雷擊

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-效果不佳
-不，他會打殘我們

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不

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可惡

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差點就贏

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（遊戲結束）

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再玩一次

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你知道嗎？這真的超正

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我知道

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你們搞甚麼？

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我只是…

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只是稍微休息一下

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五分鐘了，熄機吧

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-但我們還沒儲存遊戲
-普彼李雲娜，你聽到的

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-是
-是

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-不
-甚…

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老婆…

225
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,397
點解鼓勵她打機？

226
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,192
因為她是我女兒，我愛她

227
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,277
難道我不愛她？

228
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:26,033
她一心只想盯著螢幕

229
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,204
她要怎麼交朋友？

230
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,373
我也替她擔心

231
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:36,543
她只是有點…不同

232
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:41,006
我不當她的朋友，誰去當？

233
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,031
媽

234
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,383
媽

235
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:13,307
我做完報告了，望落不錯

236
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:18,854
我決定把它命名為“莎艾恩”
因為它是我們的星球

237
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,900
好，乖仔

238
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,033
你可以送我返學嗎？

239
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,244
我好攰，我…

240
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,497
不如叫公公帶你返學？

241
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,626
他還在上班

242
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:49,760
沒關係，媽媽

243
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,149
翠絲，我也會以你為傲的，好嗎？

244
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,318
唏，爸爸

245
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,903
我想到打敗獨奏會魔王後

246
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,364
你可以送給我的好東西

247
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,784
我想要一部單車

248
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,871
單車？等陣，那是電子遊戲嗎？

249
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:27,417
不，有轆、有腳踏、有手把的單車

250
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,920
那我就可以和朋友出去玩了

251
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,297
好，阿普

252
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,551
我在音樂方面沒甚麼天分
但我曾經跳過地板舞

253
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,344
-你敢信嗎？
-不信

254
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,105
這麼快就回來了，這次怎麼了？

255
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,315
老師叫我來寫遲到紙

256
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:51,859
你明顯是遲到了

257
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,611
都就快10點15分

258
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,531
平時不是媽媽送你返學嗎？

259
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,366
對，但她今天要躺平

260
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:02,828
躺平？

261
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,546
她經常躺平嗎？

262
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,800
你媽媽病的時候

263
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:21,847
家裏有人照顧你嗎？

264
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,933
公公，不過他要返夜更

265
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:27,811
明白

266
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,898
我又惹麻煩了？

267
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:34,860
不是

268
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:37,779
沒有

269
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:45,120
把它交給麥娜老師
叫她在午飯時間過來找我

270
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:56,924
公公

271
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,927
公公，你看看我的報告

272
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:03,305
我老師說我搞錯星球
而且這不是一份報告

273
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,432
但我的解釋十分詳細

274
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:08,310
應該算是好事，因為她給我剛好合格

275
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,354
我要去告訴媽媽

276
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,647
艾恩

277
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,109
唏，乖仔

278
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,362
爸爸

279
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,824
我幫你執了行李

280
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,245
你要搬去和我住一段時間

281
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,998
-我不想去
-我是為你好

282
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,670
-我可以照顧他…
-祖，不要多管閒事

283
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:37,047
換我是你，我會先照顧好自己的兒女

284
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,007
確保她按時服藥

285
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:40,300
好，我們走

286
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,554
-別逼我走
-艾恩

287
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,015
他叫伊恩

288
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,485
好…

289
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:05,659
乖仔，你媽媽沒辦法照顧你

290
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,411
-她可以的
-她照顧不了

291
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,787
-她只是累了
-你…

292
00:22:08,871 --> 00:22:10,289
-所以…
-她會醒來的

293
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,748
-不，我們走，伊恩
-媽…

294
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:15,919
-媽，不…
-走，伊恩

295
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:18,046
-快走
-媽

296
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,215
媽，醒醒

297
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:32,227
爸爸媽媽，我去跟翠絲踩單車

298
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,523
睇住，宅女登場

299
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,193
喂，你去哪裏？

300
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,403
食屎吧，翠絲

301
00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:50,287
（墨爾本西布魯克圖書館）

302
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:10,349
（狗堆）

303
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,644
（狗堆搜尋，《最終幻想9》攻略）

304
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,646
（《最終幻想9》攻略）

305
00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:20,943
宙斯之矛？

306
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,154
末日咒？勁

307
00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:26,698
抱歉

308
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:33,205
等陣，他不是最終魔王？

309
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:34,831
收皮

310
00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:38,877
（製作自己的遊戲）

311
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:44,424
（按此）

312
00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:48,637
（用戶製作遊戲）

313
00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:52,266
（莎艾恩）

314
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:57,396
（莎艾恩）

315
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,970
他們叫我在凳上呆坐，但我告訴大家

316
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:31,263
呆坐是傳統

317
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:32,514
（2009年）

318
00:24:32,598 --> 00:24:34,141
當權者希望大家乖乖坐好

319
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:37,519
但我們不會聽人指揮，對吧？

320
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:41,440
現在我要坐下，因為昨天練完腳

321
00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:47,988
是，有些人會覺得我錯看了《雙子匕首》

322
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:53,076
但賣出兩百一十萬份也無可厚非吧？

323
00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:01,627
好，都已經講了三小時

324
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:04,296
今天到此為止

325
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:07,633
之前條友在白板上寫的東西

326
00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:09,885
你們都不會用到，直接擦掉吧

327
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:21,146
-嗨，格林先生，我可否…
-叫我艾恩

328
00:25:21,647 --> 00:25:25,400
你的遊戲啟發我成為程式員，我叫普彼

329
00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:27,778
你不是第一個

330
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,613
-《雙子匕首》有著…
-不，我…

331
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,323
對文化帶來重大影響

332
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:33,992
不，我是指《莎艾恩》

333
00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:37,913
-《莎艾恩》？
-對

334
00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:43,752
我好久沒有想起這個遊戲了

335
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,256
對，那是我見過最美妙的東西

336
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:50,300
當然，我那時才十歲

337
00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,302
我沒有留意到代碼爛到不堪入目

338
00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:55,806
你幾幽默

339
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:58,225
你有甚麼新計劃嗎？

340
00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:01,979
有，我有，我可以講給你聽

341
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:04,273
然後你再狠狠批評我

342
00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:05,399
好啊

343
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,360
我開玩笑的

344
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:12,531
你聽不懂笑話，對吧？

345
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,950
我聽得懂，我…

346
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,370
我喜歡你的鬍子

347
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,873
-是嗎？謝謝
-不，我是在開玩笑

348
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:28,297
-好，我還是走了
-我跟你走

349
00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:31,133
好

350
00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:35,387
-想聽聽我的遊戲嗎？
-好

351
00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:40,100
好，我打算製作一隻
大型多人角色扮演遊戲

352
00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:41,643
中世紀背景

353
00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:43,103
-正
-對

354
00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:47,983
遊戲名叫《格林任務》

355
00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:51,403
-那是暫定抑或…
-對，幾好聽…

356
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,280
-我認為應該…
-那是決定好的…

357
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:55,949
-換一個沒那麼自戀的
-那是最終的遊戲名

358
00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:20,534
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