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[sighs]
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[gulps] Ah! [sighs]
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Finished.
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Finished.
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Robert?
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Where's my Robert?
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Shake me another martini.
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And then let's play doctor.
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Oh, Robert... [cries] ...please come up.
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You can't still be mad at me, can you?
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Robert?
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Robert?
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Robert.
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[bugle playing "Reveille"]
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[birds squawking, chirping]
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[Maxine]
Like the rising of the morning sun,
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nothing in Palm Beach has quite
the same sparkle of potential and promise
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as the daily delivery of The Shiny Sheet.
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The rise and fall of social stocks,
the cementing and undoing of legacies,
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which backs were lashed
and which "pas" were "faux'ed."
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[Maxine] So much promise, so much peril.
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[playing jazz version of "Reveille"]
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Predictably, Mary Davidsoul's stock was
at an all-time high that morning
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thanks to her successful auction
for fibrosis.
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And Dinah's social standing was still
at a premium
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thanks to everything she did
for the Cancer Babies.
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Raquel's stock seemed perpetually
in question,
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but she was placing all her bets
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- on her own ball to come.
- [sighs]
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- [gasps]
- [Maxine] Evelyn, so sure she was
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the next in line for the throne,
was, that morning, thrown for a loop.
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Meanwhile,
a certain someone's social standing
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seemed even stronger
following her embolism.
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As I was soon to find out,
the end-of-season Beach Ball,
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the biggest gala of the year,
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which never failed to re-cement
her social standing at an apex
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as each season came to a close,
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was the brass ring every socialite
in Palm Beach wanted.
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But with vitals trending positive,
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who knew what the future would bring...
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[song ends]
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...for any of us?
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[wind whistling]
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Hey! Wha-- What are you do-- [gasps]
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Get your hands off my unmentionables,
you pervert!
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- [gasps]
- Take your shit and get.
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[grunting, sighs]
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[chuckles]
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Ah, welcome back.
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No. No jewels today.
I need to send a telegram.
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Oh.
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[sighs, inhales sharply]
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- Shoot.
- Okay.
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"Chicago O'Hare Airport,
Trans World Airlines, pilots lounge,
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Captain Dellacorte aka Simmons.
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Big news." Stop.
"Norma is on the mend." Stop.
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"Inheritance now weeks or months away."
Stop.
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"Lodging in flux." Stop.
"Will let you know where I land." Stop.
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- Did you get it?
- Two dollars.
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[chuckles]
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[Maxine] What would I do
now that the queen was hanging on?
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- I had long relied on a motto...
- [sighing]
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...from my pageant days,
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"She who has the nails never fails."
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[Mitzi crying]
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[Maxine] It's a bit of Latin.
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- Maxine?
- Oh, Mitzi!
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[cries] My boyfriend dumped me last night.
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Oh, honey. Here.
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Yeah. [cries]
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After we had sex
and then went to the Great Wall of China
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to have hot-and-sour shrimp,
which I paid for--
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You had sex before dinner?
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- [cries, sniffling]
- Oh, look what I happen to have.
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You see this framed $20 bill?
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This was the first monetary compensation
I ever received
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from my storied pageant career.
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Sadly, it's also the last bit of money
that I have.
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I just about shattered the frame
this morning trying to buy gas. [sighs]
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And as I raised it above my head,
I looked at it,
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and then I stopped, and I said, "No!
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[sighs]
Someone at the beginning of their career
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might be able to use this for inspiration.
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Or at least
for a hot-and-sour shrimp bill."
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[chuckles]
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As the only non-duplicitous person
I have met in Palm Beach,
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I'd like you to have this, especially now.
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Maybe we could also use it as payment
for, uh, some Cutex Frosted-Ice silver.
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My paws need some Mitzi.
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Maxine. Didn't you see
The Shiny Sheet this morning?
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- No. What? Why? I was packing. [chuckles]
- [gasps, chuckles]
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Well, you're the lead story. [chuckles]
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What? [gasps]
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[panting]
"Who is Mrs. Douglas Dellacorte?"
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Oh, my God.
I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
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Or maybe I'm gonna doo-doo.
No, I think I'm gonna throw up.
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- Or I might do a little bit of both!
- Read the rest of it, Maxine! [chuckles]
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"After making a surprise splash
by diving into the action
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at last night's auction for fibrosis,
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everyone wants to know who is
Mrs. Douglas Dellacorte." [gasps, sighs]
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[Dinah] "And with Norma Dellacorte
tragically incapacitated,
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{\an8}what will become
of the famous end-of-season Beach Ball
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held at the beachfront Dellacorte Estate
for an unbroken 49 years?"
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- [Grayman] Here comes the brilliant Betty.
- Hmm.
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She's on her way
to a pre-dinner cocktail connection
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in this silk chiffon confection.
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Shown here in the maxi version
for the ankle-conscious.
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"Will the heir to the name be
the heir to the gala?"
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- [Evelyn] Ugh. [chuckles]
- [gasps]
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- [Maxine] Ladies?
- [Grayman]
Oh.
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I am here to ease your worries.
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The Beach Ball is alive and well.
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Of course,
you'll all be getting an invitation.
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Darling, wonderful to hear.
We are at a fashion viewing.
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Well, I love to view fashions.
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Thanks, fellas. [chuckles]
Thank you, Grayman.
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She was on the cover
of The Shiny Sheet this morning. [sighs]
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May we continue? [chuckles]
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Here's the delightful Doreen.
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She's dressed in an Empire-waist dress,
patterned to impress.
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Ladies, uh, did anybody receive
a Beach Ball invitation
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from Norma before she embolized?
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- Mm-mmm.
- No.
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Hmm.
Without those invitations going out, um,
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I'm curious who exactly you'll be inviting
to Norma's gala, Maxine.
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Just us chickens? After all, the few of us
are the only people you know.
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The Sheet would smell scandal.
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This cape adds flair
to this sumptuous, raw silk, bias cut,
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A-line gown, if you dare.
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Mmm. I love pink.
It says youth... and hot dogs!
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Maxine, I would be more than happy
to help you assemble your guest list.
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Evelyn, thank you. Well,
that would be just wonderful.
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Well, the secret to Norma's gala
is her famous Rolodex,
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perhaps the most valuable object
in all of Palm Beach,
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which she keeps under lock and key
at the savings and loan,
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- along with her more precious stones.
- There are more precious stones?
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That's where she keeps her crown.
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- Crown?
- But the Rolodex--
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With that, you could be assured
that the rich and famous
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would fly in from around the world.
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If not for you,
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- then to pay tribute to dear Norma.
- Mmm.
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But, Maxine,
maybe they will fly in for you.
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Certainly, they'll all be asking
the same question we are.
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Like The Sheet says,
"Who is Mrs. Douglas Dellacorte?"
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Everyone wants to know.
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If you fancy a little peekaboo,
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your cigarette-clad pant will show
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through this stunning yellow crepe
sleeveless tunic.
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Maxine, I think this is
an opportunity for all us ladies
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to get to know the real you.
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I would love to host you, ladies,
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for a little... [inhales deeply]
...cocktail thingy. Tonight at the club.
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I'm sure cocktail hour works perfectly
for all of us, doesn't it, ladies?
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Oh, but too bad you won't be able to do it
at the Palm Royale, darling.
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Tonight is the annual
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South Florida Veterans
of the Great War Horseback Dinner.
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- [ladies] Mmm.
- Well, tomorrow night then?
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We're actually only free tonight,
aren't we, ladies?
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- [Maxine sighs]
- [gasps] Oh!
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I am sure everyone would actually love
to see where you live, Maxine.
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One final look-see.
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I think if you had us
all over to your place,
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it would be wildly entertaining.
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Wonderful.
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Well, I will, uh, see everyone
at cocktail hour. [chuckles]
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Excellent. Where, oh, where shall we meet?
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[stammers] At the Dellacorte Mansion.
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Of course.
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Idiot! Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
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Pull it together, Maxine.
Pull it together. [sighs]
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Just make some cocktails and have
some ladies over. [chuckles] Fuck!
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[grunts]
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[grunts, sighs]
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[sighing] Pull it together.
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[sighs]
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What do you think you're doing?
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I'm moving in. And you're moving out.
Please see to my things. Thank you.
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You're not, I'm not and I won't.
This is not your house.
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Funny, is it yours? Can you tell me again
exactly what you do around here?
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I told you. I'm Norma's caretaker.
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Oh, good job, soldier
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'cause she is currently a vegetable
in a home for the sidelined.
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And I bet you a root-a-toot-toot
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your little visit yesterday
was your first one.
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You can leave now. Is the bar this way?
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I will call the police, and I'll tell them
I saw you take Stoned Mabel.
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[scoffs] The police? Sure, go ahead.
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But don't forget to tell them the part
about how I returned her.
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- Broken.
- Oh, please.
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It's nothing
a little eyelash glue won't repair.
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And when they get here,
I'll be sure to show them
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my new stationery that unequivocally
pronounces Maxine Dellacorte.
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Tell me,
do you even have stationery, Robert?
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- No.
- And if you did have stationery,
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would it say "Dellacorte" on it anywhere?
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No. Then I implore you...
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...dial at will. [chuckles]
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- So this is how it's gonna lay out.
- [glass clinks]
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I'm gonna find the nicest room
in the house to lay out my unmentionables,
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and then I'm gonna throw
a cocktail party for the ladies.
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And by the time they get here,
you're gonna be gone.
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- No.
- What did you just say?
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- I said no.
- Put your shirt on and leave.
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I don't feel like it.
I'm-I'm happy like this.
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- Right. You better leave. [sighs]
- Make me.
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You're made. And you quit following me!
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You should be getting
your things together instead.
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You can't come up here.
This is not your house.
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It's more my house than it is your house.
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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What in the--
This place looks like a crime scene.
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00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,263
- Wait, wha-- what do you mean?
- You purport to be taking care of Norma,
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yet you haven't even cleaned up her room?
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Well, this is where it happened.
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- Her embolism.
- So?
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Well, you don't stop mid-embolism
to-- to make the bed.
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- A houseboy does afterwards.
- I'm not a houseboy.
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Pool boy, bar boy, whatever boy.
[inhales deeply]
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All I know is that you have been
no help to me.
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So I will get my things myself.
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If I were you,
I'd get your dungarees packed.
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Squatter.
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00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,207
You say that like it's an insult.
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Well, you should know,
in this great nation of ours,
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we have a long
and proud history of squatting.
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00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,714
After all, how do you think we got Texas?
By squatting on Mexico.
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- You squat, I squat.
- Oh, we all squat for hoody-squat.
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- Get out.
- I'm not going anywhere. You get out.
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I will see you at the club, gin slinger.
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- We're not squatting. He's squatting.
- We don't own the house yet.
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[sighs] We don't have to.
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00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,858
Besides, someone's got to keep
an eye on it, protect the family interest.
235
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,944
I don't like the idea
of thinking about you alone
236
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,904
in the house with some strange man.
237
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,155
Is my Douglas jealous?
238
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,949
Your Dougie is worried.
239
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:10,994
I can hear you gnawing on your paws. Stop.
You're not gonna have any fingers left.
240
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,998
And besides, he's not so strange.
He is a veteran.
241
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,959
And it's so much nicer than the motel.
242
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:20,003
Peg in room 103
was essentially an ax murderer.
243
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,880
She was very open about that.
244
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,677
This guy just walks around with
his shirt off all the time. He's fine.
245
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,011
Why is he shirtless?
246
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,973
- [doorbell rings]
- That's funny. Who could that be?
247
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,767
Look, I would prefer
if you found accommodation elsewhere.
248
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,144
Listen, I must run. The lady has a caller.
249
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,188
You're... [chuckles] ...getting carried away.
250
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,107
You know,
I am the opposite of getting carried away.
251
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,775
I am a woman coming into her own.
252
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,026
Maxine.
253
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,153
Oh, please hurry home.
I'm having such fun. [kisses]
254
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:46,738
Maxi-- Max--
255
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,198
[inhales deeply] Ah!
256
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,204
- Ah! You do live here!
- [gasps] Ah!
257
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,039
Good morning, Mrs. Dellacorte.
258
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,500
If it isn't Ann Holiday
from The Shiny Sheet. [chuckles]
259
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,127
As I live and almost breathe. [chuckles]
260
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,005
Apologies for the drop-in. I just wanted
to do a quick follow-up on you.
261
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,173
[Maxine] Wow.
262
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:08,051
And between you and me, I was researching
your Aunt Norma's obit yesterday,
263
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,429
which brought me no pleasure, by the way,
264
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,765
only to discover there is
a new Dellacorte in Palm Beach.
265
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,059
[stammers] I don't know what to say.
266
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,228
Also, I'd like to take a few pictures.
267
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:21,857
I love what you're wearing right now.
It's so real.
268
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,610
How about one right now,
posing in the doorway?
269
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:27,029
- Oh, okay. [chuckles]
- Oh. Oh, yes.
270
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,573
- Oh, wonderful.
- [chuckles]
271
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,241
Oh, okay.
272
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,745
- Oh. [chuckles]
- [shutter clicks]
273
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:37,080
It's a beautiful car.
How about we do some photos over here?
274
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,166
- Oh, okay.
- Jaguar. Wow.
275
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,002
Oh, my. [chuckles]
It's like a calendar pose.
276
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,295
Okay. I've got it.
277
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:46,423
Oh... [stammers] ...why don't we take one
where it looks like I'm waving to someone?
278
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,966
- All right. [chuckles]
- Okay.
279
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,218
- [chuckles]
- [shutter clicks]
280
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,377
So, who is Maxine Dellacorte,
formerly Simmons?
281
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,047
Other than Miss Junior Ocoee 1943,
282
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,800
Miss Chattanooga '45
and Miss Mineral Bluff '46?
283
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,552
Yes. Other than that.
284
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:32,636
[Maxine chuckles]
285
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,682
I'm just a girl... [chuckles]
286
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,936
...from an aspirationally glamorous
upbringing
287
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:44,940
who dropped everything... [sighs]
...uh, at significant trouble,
288
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,818
to rush to the bedside
of her husband's aunt
289
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:50,654
while he continues his duty
to his passengers
290
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,782
and the transportational needs
of this great nation.
291
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:57,411
So wonderfully wordy,
yet so lacking in detail.
292
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,831
- That's a skill.
- Thank you, Ann. [chuckles]
293
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:04,793
You're from Tennessee.
I hear it. Nashville?
294
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,588
- Chattanooga.
- Oh, Chattanooga.
295
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,631
- Are your people still there?
- No.
296
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:16,013
No, uh, we've all moved on
from little Chattanooga.
297
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,599
And the big question.
298
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,561
Well, for 49 years, the richest,
most famous men and women
299
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:24,688
from around the world
have come to Palm Beach
300
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,816
to take part in the most talked about
party of the season.
301
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:32,112
One written about with awe in all
the gossip columns from coast to coast.
302
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,533
Will the Beach Ball have
a 50th anniversary this season?
303
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,414
It will.
304
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,877
And I am going to host it right here,
where it's always been.
305
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,546
In honor of Norma, of course.
306
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:53,509
Who, if luck will have it,
will don her crown for the 50th time.
307
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,010
[breathes deeply]
308
00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:58,847
- One more photo.
- Oh.
309
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,516
Ready?
310
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,100
[shutter clicks]
311
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:04,728
Oh, I got it.
312
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,773
I've really got it.
313
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:10,734
Thanks so much for taking the time.
I'll just make my deadline.
314
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,361
Oh, um, when's this coming out?
315
00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,987
By 8 a.m. tomorrow morning,
316
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:17,407
the entire town will know the new hostess
of the Beach Ball.
317
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,492
Tomorrow?
318
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,244
Yep.
319
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,334
[Maxine] I was stepping into my own.
320
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:33,173
In 14 short hours, all of Palm Beach would
know the queen-in-waiting had arrived.
321
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,968
Royal impressions must be made, stat.
322
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:41,139
I had just over four hours to put together
a nice tablescape and think up a cocktail.
323
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,267
The world was my oyster.
324
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:47,729
But in that moment,
all I was digging up were... clams.
325
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,904
Where's all the food?
326
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:59,199
Are you hungry? I can prepare something
with what I got in my kitchenette.
327
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,201
No, I don't want you
to prepare me anything!
328
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,744
Where's the food in the mansion?
329
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,247
Do you know anything about rich people?
330
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,207
I am a rich person.
331
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,668
Well, then you would know
that you don't keep anything in the house.
332
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,296
'Cause your days are filled
with lunches and brunches,
333
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:15,340
and your nights are filled with galas,
and you always watch your weight.
334
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:19,178
Well, I-- Of course I knew that.
Everybody knows that.
335
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:22,014
And you would know that if you wanna throw
a little cocktail party,
336
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:22,931
you'd have it catered.
337
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,143
But good luck trying to find someone
spur-of-the-moment during the season.
338
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,145
You would have to know someone
to call in a favor.
339
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:31,190
But wait, you don't know anybody, do you?
340
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:36,278
Actually, I do know someone.
And I don't need a fully catered event.
341
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,615
[chuckles]
All I need is a beautiful tablescape.
342
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,951
[scoffs] Tablescape!
343
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,626
[gasps]
344
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:53,629
Hello.
345
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,053
[gasps, sighing]
346
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:06,433
[keys rattle]
347
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,035
[Virginia] Okay, everyone.
348
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:29,581
I've had a revelation, but right now
I just want you to feel my energy.
349
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:34,795
- [group members breathing deeply]
- [entrance bell jingles]
350
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:43,095
Hope y'all didn't take a bunch of cyanide.
Oh, good. You're alive.
351
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:44,888
- Your friend's here.
- [sighs]
352
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,014
Told you she'd be back.
353
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:50,894
- Hi, pal. Was that a bad joke? [chuckles]
- Oh, Maxine, what are you doing here?
354
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:55,941
[gasps] Linda... [exhales sharply]
...look at that tablescape!
355
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,569
No one can arrange cured meats like you.
356
00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,237
- [sighs]
- Well, thanks, Maxine.
357
00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:03,115
- But we're meditating, so maybe we sho--
- [Virginia] All right, let's get started.
358
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:04,908
Why don't you come and join us?
359
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,660
Oh, I just need to-- to ask something.
360
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,787
- Yeah. We'll just--
- After the meeting.
361
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,706
- Okay, yeah. We'll--
- [Virginia] Sit.
362
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,419
Okay.
363
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:18,255
Ooh. Haven't sat on the floor
in a long time.
364
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:22,509
[Linda] So, uh,
today we're talking about partnering.
365
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:26,930
I think, like many of you,
I feel disillusioned by it.
366
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,765
And I keep asking myself the question,
367
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:33,145
"Is marriage, as it exists today,
what the world needs?"
368
00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:34,229
Yes.
369
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:37,316
I mean, especially in America,
the female class is expected
370
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:40,944
to submit to an identity
that's already preordained for her.
371
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:45,782
And therefore,
don't we as a nation then export
372
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:49,286
that expectation beyond our shores
by force?
373
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,206
I'm talking about one thing.
374
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:53,957
[group members] Vietnam!
375
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,542
Viet-fucking-nam.
376
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,878
I'm sorry, I'm lost.
377
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:01,840
Well, can't you understand American
domination of South Vietnamese hamlets
378
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,970
is an endorsement
of state-sponsored male chauvinism?
379
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,722
And we've all had experiences of it.
380
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,516
My big one? [scoffs]
381
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,852
- Getting left on my wedding day.
- [gasps]
382
00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:16,104
[Linda] It takes an entire system
for that to happen.
383
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:20,692
For a man to be made to feel he's
entitled enough to do that to a woman.
384
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:24,655
- You get what I'm saying, Maxine, right?
- Not really.
385
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,032
We're talking about South Vietnam.
386
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:33,747
The South Vietnamese people are the bride.
America is the groom, right?
387
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:37,459
They proposed,
and they made a lot of promises,
388
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:43,173
and then the groom left the bride on her
wedding day in front of all the guests--
389
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,300
[stammers] ...all the world community.
390
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,053
And that's the American male construct,
391
00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:49,680
- which needs to be examined...
- Yeah.
392
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,975
...on all shores
that hold American boot prints.
393
00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:54,226
- [Linda] Exactly.
- Yeah.
394
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:55,853
- Thank you.
- That's it right there.
395
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,856
Obviously, it was a bad engagement.
[chuckles]
396
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,357
What?
397
00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:03,277
America should have left South Vietnam
at the altar,
398
00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:06,822
but back in 1963,
in front of all the guests.
399
00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:11,952
Linda, the secret to a great marriage
is not resisting the man,
400
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,162
it's living for him.
401
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:18,584
- Oh, no, Maxine. You're not that lost.
- What the fuck?
402
00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:23,755
I am not lost, Linda. I am but found.
403
00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,884
He chose me!
404
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,760
My husband.
405
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,890
I am his wife proudly,
and-- and I will proudly bear his name.
406
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:36,518
I will shout it from the rooftops!
I'll shout it in the shower!
407
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,312
Dellacorte! [breathes deeply]
408
00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:43,108
And I will proudly do what I can to-- to
lift him up, to make his dreams come true.
409
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,027
Am I right, ladies? [breathing heavily]
410
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,656
Don't you agree?
411
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:54,036
No? [scoffs]
412
00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:57,623
No?
413
00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:00,918
[inhales deeply] Speaking of lifting up,
414
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:03,295
I did just come here
to ask you for a favor.
415
00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:05,881
Okay. [stammers]
Let's just get you out of here. [grunts]
416
00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:08,133
- [Maxine] It's right through here.
- Oh, great.
417
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,843
- Behind the bar should be good.
- Okay.
418
00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,138
Oh, great. And, uh,
if you just go right through there
419
00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,849
- and just bear right at the columns.
- Okay.
420
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:16,934
[Linda] Thank you.
421
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:18,936
How do you know where to tell them to--
422
00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:21,104
Everybody knows the home
of the Beach Ball.
423
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,232
[chuckles] Of course.
424
00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:30,239
This definitely strains my idea
of helping a sister in need though.
425
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:34,535
[sighs] Well, thanks again for helping me
with this huge seafood order.
426
00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:36,578
This is a precision air strike.
427
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:39,373
Nobody nowhere scapes a table like you.
428
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:40,958
I'm on the cover of The Shiny Sheet.
429
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:43,877
Impressions need to be made
and maintained.
430
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:47,548
Thus elevating your husband,
and therefore yourself,
431
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:50,801
to a newfound status
amongst Palm Beach society.
432
00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:52,594
You understand me perfectly.
433
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:58,433
Okay. So, where's your husband?
You're here doing all this for him.
434
00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:02,855
He is 30,000 feet in the air.
Living for me.
435
00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:05,983
Shepherding a 737 from sea to shining sea.
436
00:26:06,692 --> 00:26:07,776
- Great.
- [fish guy] Okay.
437
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:11,280
Ten pounds of lobster tail,
ten pounds of snow crab legs,
438
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,157
five pounds of jumbo shrimp,
one pound of smoked haddock,
439
00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,492
half a pound of caviar...
440
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:16,577
- Ooh.
- ...a hundred oysters,
441
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,662
and 150 pounds of crushed ice.
442
00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,956
That'll be $400. Cash or check?
443
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,835
Check is probably easier.
444
00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,550
Okay. How do I look?
Did I strike the right note?
445
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:34,303
Wow, you look pretty in pink.
446
00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:37,097
You sure it's not too informal?
It's a one-piece.
447
00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,807
No, you're dressed to impress.
448
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,017
Oh, thank you.
449
00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:44,396
Well, Linda! These towers are exquisite.
450
00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:47,941
Really? I have to admit
I miss doing things at this scale.
451
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,611
[sighs]
Well, who is trying to impress now?
452
00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:53,113
[chuckles] Want to help me
with the finishing touches?
453
00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:56,116
- You can do orchids, I'll do grapes.
- Be my honor.
454
00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:58,327
Just-- Okay.
455
00:26:58,911 --> 00:27:02,581
You know, Maxine, I do think
you owe it to yourself to just get clear
456
00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:04,833
on why these ladies are coming here today.
457
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,128
I mean, no offense,
but maybe it's not 'cause they like you.
458
00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:10,881
I know that.
I was on the cover of The Shiny Sheet.
459
00:27:10,881 --> 00:27:13,258
They're coming to check out
their competition.
460
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:16,428
No, Maxine.
It's 'cause they want something from you.
461
00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,597
What do I have
that those women could possibly want?
462
00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:20,766
The Beach Ball.
463
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:23,185
The Beach Ball?
464
00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:26,104
Yeah. Beach Ball, these galas,
they're all the same.
465
00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:28,023
They're big moneymakers.
466
00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:30,859
I'm sorry, I'm lost.
467
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,570
Let me give you an example.
468
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:36,949
Last year, this handsy young optometrist--
469
00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:40,786
he threw a big ol' gala
for his "family foundation."
470
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:44,540
Then he kept all the money
and spent it on oil portraits of himself.
471
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,874
Gosh, what happened to him?
472
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:48,836
The same thing that happens
to all these people, nothing.
473
00:27:49,503 --> 00:27:51,880
Well, I think the Beach Ball
is pretty straightforward.
474
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,173
It's about preservation,
475
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,717
keeping trash off the beach,
the Dellacorte beach.
476
00:27:56,301 --> 00:28:00,639
Exactly, Maxine.
It benefits the Dellacorte beach.
477
00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:03,517
No matter who it is throwing it,
it's always gonna ben--
478
00:28:03,517 --> 00:28:04,601
[Linda] Oh.
479
00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:08,480
Hello?
480
00:28:09,231 --> 00:28:10,315
That's the pool boy.
481
00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,693
He's got a case of chippy shoulder.
482
00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:15,696
- [Robert speaking indistinctly]
- The pool boy?
483
00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:18,073
Get your mind out of the gutter.
484
00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:20,784
- [exhales deeply]
- [Robert] You have light.
485
00:28:21,285 --> 00:28:23,245
[Linda]
You talking to the... [chuckling] ...plants?
486
00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:25,747
[chuckles] Yeah, she's Patsy.
487
00:28:26,248 --> 00:28:31,461
Hello, Patsy. [chuckles]
Oh, semper fi, Marine.
488
00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:34,131
Do or die.
489
00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:35,632
- Did you serve?
- Korea.
490
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,510
I'm glad you're safe.
491
00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,346
Am I?
492
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:47,352
[chuckling] I wouldn't be so sure. See ya.
493
00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:50,022
- [chuckling] I like him.
- Yes, he's hilarious.
494
00:28:51,023 --> 00:28:54,026
Well... [sighs] ...okay.
495
00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:55,110
Thank you.
496
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,197
You're so welcome.
497
00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:07,623
Oh. You're dismissing me.
498
00:29:07,623 --> 00:29:11,835
No! Linda, I'm not dismissing you.
I'm telling you you have to go.
499
00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:15,088
- [scoffs] Okay, Maxine, I got it.
- No, Linda. listen... [sighs]
500
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:16,548
...Evelyn's gonna be here any minute.
501
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:19,593
- You hate her, she hates you.
- Mm-hmm.
502
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,303
It'd be kind of a pooper
if you stuck around.
503
00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:23,972
You and I had our friend time,
now I'm gonna have friend time with her.
504
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:25,724
I get it.
505
00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,392
[doorbell rings]
506
00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,353
- Okay, that's them. You gotta go.
- Okay.
507
00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:31,104
- You gotta get out of here.
- Okay, all right, I'll say bye.
508
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,815
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
not that way. Not that way. Out the back.
509
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,234
Oh, my God.
510
00:29:35,234 --> 00:29:38,070
No, I don't want them to know
you're here, no offense. Back door. Go.
511
00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:39,780
- [Linda] This is ridiculous.
- It's not ridi--
512
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,615
Look, we'll catch a movie this week.
[gasps]
513
00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:43,492
There are so many movies I want to see.
514
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,161
[sighs] Mary.
515
00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:49,623
I parked on the lawn.
516
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:54,837
- Oh. Welcome to the Dellacorte Mansion.
- I should say that to you.
517
00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:58,340
How long have you lived here? Three hours?
518
00:29:59,258 --> 00:30:02,010
Well, some would say my heart
has dwelled here forever. [chuckles]
519
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,554
- Mai tai.
- [clears throat]
520
00:30:03,554 --> 00:30:07,850
Extra mint, slice of orange
instead of pineapple, light on the ice.
521
00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:11,228
- And don't forget the umbrella. [sighs]
- Oh. [chuckles]
522
00:30:13,689 --> 00:30:16,024
Easy as pie. Make yourself comfortable.
523
00:30:25,576 --> 00:30:28,912
[jazz music playing in distance]
524
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,502
[music continues, clearer]
525
00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:54,563
Hey. Nice music.
526
00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:58,817
Thank you. At least I'm not talking
to plants this time. [chuckles]
527
00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:00,527
- [chuckles]
- Ladies here?
528
00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:03,322
- Just now.
- Oh.
529
00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:04,740
- Guess what?
- What?
530
00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:08,076
- I got kicked out.
- [both laugh]
531
00:31:08,577 --> 00:31:10,495
It happens to the best of us.
Don't worry. [chuckles]
532
00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:12,581
[chuckles] Thanks.
533
00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:16,960
Can I fix you a drink? Gin Rickey.
534
00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:21,590
[inhales deeply] Um, gimlet?
Keep it simple?
535
00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,092
[doorbell rings]
536
00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:26,845
[breathing heavily] Oh. Hey, pal.
537
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,431
Well, well, when the cat's away.
538
00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:31,850
Does Norma know you're doing dress-up
at the Dellacorte?
539
00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:34,978
No, of course she doesn't.
She's in a coma.
540
00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:39,107
I'll have a Mississippi punch
with rye instead of bourbon, extra cold,
541
00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:41,485
and then I'm sure you'll explain
what you're doing here.
542
00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:46,073
'Kay.
543
00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:49,284
[whimpering]
544
00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:51,912
- [Maxine] Robert?
- Cheers.
545
00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:53,956
- Linda?
- Gin Rickey?
546
00:31:54,915 --> 00:31:58,252
Robert... [inhales sharply]
...I will pay you $30, by check,
547
00:31:58,252 --> 00:32:00,337
if you throw on an apron,
come inside and help bartend.
548
00:32:00,337 --> 00:32:02,214
I'm busy packing my dungarees.
549
00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:04,925
- You're just sitting there.
- Mm-hmm.
550
00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:07,469
[inhales deeply] Linda... [exhales shakily]
...what about you?
551
00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,555
You made such a fabulous tablescape.
552
00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:12,432
Certainly, you know your way around
a bucket of ice and a festive umbrella.
553
00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:13,767
- Please?
- I'm on the wagon.
554
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:15,561
You're drinking right now.
555
00:32:15,561 --> 00:32:20,148
I mean, after this and a few more.
And I don't want to poop your party.
556
00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:22,985
Gee. Thanks, pals.
557
00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:26,613
Hey, bartender's guide
on the counter inside.
558
00:32:29,241 --> 00:32:33,579
[panting] Mississippi punch. Okay,
Mississippi punch. Mississippi punch.
559
00:32:34,413 --> 00:32:39,668
Mississippi punch. Mississippi punch.
Cognac.
560
00:32:39,668 --> 00:32:44,006
Cognac. Where's the cognac?
Ha! The cognac. [panting]
561
00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:45,340
[doorbell rings]
562
00:32:45,924 --> 00:32:47,384
[panting]
563
00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:52,806
[breathing heavily] Welcome to our home.
564
00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:55,434
[chuckles] Not quite yet, dear.
565
00:32:56,185 --> 00:32:57,186
Right this way.
566
00:32:57,186 --> 00:32:59,396
- Unlike you, I've been here before.
- [chuckles]
567
00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:03,400
I'll have a General Harrison eggnog,
firm foam, but not too much.
568
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,944
Plus a little extra nutmeg
and not too icy.
569
00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:07,779
You're a dear.
570
00:33:09,198 --> 00:33:10,866
Eggs. Eggs. [inhales sharply]
571
00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:16,914
General Harrison-- Eggs. Eggs. Okay.
572
00:33:16,914 --> 00:33:20,000
- [doorbell rings]
- [breathes heavily]
573
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,254
[pants] Raquel. What can I get you?
Medford Rum Sour?
574
00:33:24,254 --> 00:33:27,007
Brandy Shamperelle? Arf and Arf?
Port Wine Sangaree? [chuckles]
575
00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:30,427
- Just a glass of white wine.
- Oh, thank God.
576
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:31,970
Plus a $10,000 check.
577
00:33:32,554 --> 00:33:35,182
If you plan on coming
to my Havana Nights gala next week.
578
00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:36,099
Oh.
579
00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:40,812
Proceeds go to support the poor,
underserved Batista loyalists of Florida.
580
00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:41,730
[chuckles]
581
00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:44,233
- Norma never missed a party in the season.
- Oh.
582
00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:47,903
I'm sure her heir apparent
wouldn't either.
583
00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:49,029
[chuckles]
584
00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:51,198
What?
585
00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:53,242
So you were in the shit, huh?
586
00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:55,869
Let's just say I was lucky.
587
00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:01,625
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
588
00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:06,296
Lucky is its own kind
of trauma though, right?
589
00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:08,257
Who said I was traumatized?
590
00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:10,676
I think if you spend your entire life
591
00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:13,637
trying to excavate
your own generational trauma...
592
00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:18,600
[inhales]
...you learn how to feel it in others.
593
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,226
I mean, even if they don't yet.
594
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,271
Yeah, but you grew up rich.
595
00:34:22,271 --> 00:34:27,609
My family fortune--
of which I possess none, by the way--
596
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:29,610
was built on the pain of others.
597
00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:31,154
Specifically, my grandfather...
598
00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:33,949
[breathes deeply]
...who made his railroad fortune
599
00:34:33,949 --> 00:34:37,536
by dispossessing Native American tribes
across seven states.
600
00:34:37,536 --> 00:34:41,665
- So, surprise. I'm a revolutionary.
- Right.
601
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,083
Cool.
602
00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:47,795
How long you lived here with Norma?
603
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:49,715
I'm going on three years now.
604
00:34:49,715 --> 00:34:52,301
- Wow. So you're close.
- Very.
605
00:34:53,635 --> 00:34:54,511
Mm-hmm.
606
00:34:54,511 --> 00:34:57,264
- Yeah, but not like that.
- Whatever floats your boat.
607
00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:00,392
She ever talk to you about me?
608
00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:04,271
I know that you hate Evelyn
since she married your father
609
00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:06,690
because you think she's a gold digger.
610
00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:08,609
That's about it.
611
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:10,569
Unless there's anything else
you want to share.
612
00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:15,908
No, not a thing. How about you?
613
00:35:15,908 --> 00:35:19,203
Nope. Not a thing. [chuckles]
614
00:35:20,078 --> 00:35:21,496
You're a good bartender.
615
00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:26,960
Ugh. Oh, damn it. I'm out of reds.
616
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,047
- I've got a red, but I need two greens.
- Done.
617
00:35:30,047 --> 00:35:33,509
Oh, Evelyn. I'll give you a blue one
for one of Dinah's greens.
618
00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:35,469
What are the round white ones?
619
00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:38,597
Mary, it's aspirin.
620
00:35:39,181 --> 00:35:41,225
[all laughing]
621
00:35:43,227 --> 00:35:46,563
- [stammers] Wait. Uh, who's got a drink?
- [Raquel] Mmm.
622
00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:48,732
- Um...
- [Raquel] Ah-- Ah... [sighs]
623
00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:52,361
[singsongy] Cocktails. Ladies...
624
00:35:53,654 --> 00:35:55,113
Mai tai, extra mint.
625
00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:57,950
- General Harrison eggnog.
- [Evelyn] Mmm.
626
00:35:57,950 --> 00:35:59,451
[Maxine] Mississippi punch with rye.
627
00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:00,536
Wine.
628
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:03,288
[gurgles]
629
00:36:04,122 --> 00:36:07,084
[Dinah] Maxine,
your ears must have been burning all day.
630
00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:08,836
The town is abuzz.
631
00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:12,506
"Who is she? Where is she from?
How does she keep her figure?"
632
00:36:12,506 --> 00:36:14,299
And of course, the biggie,
633
00:36:14,299 --> 00:36:17,344
"How the hell is she living
at the Dellacorte Mansion?"
634
00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:19,054
[Maxine] In pageantry,
635
00:36:19,054 --> 00:36:22,474
everyone knows that every interview
question actually hides a second,
636
00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:24,059
more important question.
637
00:36:24,059 --> 00:36:28,856
Oh. Well, someone's got to keep the lights
on for poor, precious Norma, don't they?
638
00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:32,860
Why, just yesterday, her doctor said
that her recovery would quicken
639
00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:36,238
if her life was ready
and waiting to be stepped back into.
640
00:36:36,238 --> 00:36:37,906
[sighs deeply]
641
00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:42,744
But if Norma,
heaven help us, does not recover,
642
00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:46,957
darling Douglas will get a head start
and step into his inheritance.
643
00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:51,920
The social order after such a long,
long sabbatical away from Palm Beach.
644
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:56,842
If you want to keep Norma's seat warm
for her return, a little tip.
645
00:36:56,842 --> 00:37:02,014
Norma would never run in bellowing
about her cocktail gathering
646
00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:06,018
in the quiet sanctuary of Grayman's salon.
647
00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:09,146
Norma would have handwritten invitations
648
00:37:09,146 --> 00:37:12,149
and had them hand-delivered
weeks in advance.
649
00:37:12,149 --> 00:37:15,360
It's simply a miracle
that we were all free
650
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,405
at this moment during the high season.
651
00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:19,489
Well said, Mary.
652
00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:27,664
Well, uh, some would say
I bring perhaps a youthful--
653
00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:31,251
and I think I can say that--
new sense of spontaneity
654
00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:36,131
to the dusty traditions here
that, Mary, feel frankly...
655
00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:38,550
elderly.
656
00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:45,140
Mary, Maxine is new here,
so let's not get critical. [chuckles]
657
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,225
And Maxine,
658
00:37:46,225 --> 00:37:50,646
I was in earnest when I said I'd be happy
to help you co-host your party
659
00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:54,733
as long as we have that Rolodex
of Norma's.
660
00:37:58,111 --> 00:38:00,572
You think she's being eaten alive
in there?
661
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:05,494
If she is,
she's making them choke on the bones.
662
00:38:05,494 --> 00:38:07,704
[both laugh]
663
00:38:10,624 --> 00:38:12,125
You partake? [clicking tongue]
664
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,377
My body's a temple.
665
00:38:13,377 --> 00:38:16,046
Even the most sacred shrines
need a little incense.
666
00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:17,381
- What the f--
- [gun clicks]
667
00:38:19,049 --> 00:38:23,929
- Oh my God. [chuckles] That is so lame.
- [chuckling]
668
00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:25,639
[Evelyn] And speaking of planning,
669
00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:29,935
do you know if Norma had engaged
any help before her tragic event?
670
00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:34,231
Oh, well, a lady certainly doesn't paw
through another lady's secretarial.
671
00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:37,317
But you'll sit on her furniture
and eat off her china?
672
00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:39,278
Raquel. Gauche.
673
00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:43,323
What caterer do you think you'll be using
for the Beach Ball?
674
00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:48,203
[Maxine] And that's when it began to turn
at the expert hands of Evelyn.
675
00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:52,040
No wonder that she was rightly considered
the true lady-in-waiting.
676
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:57,296
I'll be using Norma's favorite.
677
00:38:57,296 --> 00:38:58,255
And who would that be?
678
00:38:59,548 --> 00:39:01,258
You can always ask Norma.
679
00:39:01,258 --> 00:39:02,676
- Mary. Too soon.
- [Mary] Mm-hmm?
680
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,846
This is all being thought of.
681
00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:09,057
After all, it's-- it's not just a party.
682
00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:11,685
It's like an event.
683
00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:13,645
[all chuckle]
684
00:39:19,318 --> 00:39:21,737
Dear, it's not "like" an event.
685
00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:26,116
And it's not some backyard birthday party
for backwater girls from Tennessee.
686
00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:28,202
It's the event of the season.
687
00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:30,537
[stammers] Have you started planning
your entrance yet?
688
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:31,955
My entrance?
689
00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:37,294
I remember the year
Norma made her entrance
690
00:39:37,294 --> 00:39:42,007
dressed as Botticelli's Venus
in a clamshell of real pearls.
691
00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:44,343
[Mary] And when she was Queen Cleopatra
692
00:39:44,343 --> 00:39:48,597
on a chariot pulled by a swarm
of Australian bodybuilders.
693
00:39:48,597 --> 00:39:50,057
[Dinah] Or who can forget last year,
694
00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:53,644
when she arrived as Marie-Antoinette,
complete with powdered wig
695
00:39:53,644 --> 00:39:56,230
and pastries flown in from gay Paris.
696
00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:58,524
[Evelyn] And always in her crown.
697
00:39:58,524 --> 00:40:02,194
Maxine, the Beach Ball is a production.
698
00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:09,076
- [chuckles] It sounds like it.
- [all chuckle]
699
00:40:10,327 --> 00:40:14,831
Hmm. Oh, Maxine. That reminds me.
700
00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:16,625
Since we're on money,
701
00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:21,255
the Fibs still haven't received
your $75,000 check
702
00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:24,550
for your incredible winning auction bid.
703
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:29,137
And after all, that is what landed you
in The Shiny Sheet.
704
00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:35,102
Would any of you ladies like
some fresh crab legs?
705
00:40:36,937 --> 00:40:42,025
Raw oysters? Clams? Caviar? Lobster tails?
706
00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:46,071
Just the check.
707
00:40:48,824 --> 00:40:50,158
[breathes deeply]
708
00:40:56,248 --> 00:40:57,249
[sighs]
709
00:41:13,557 --> 00:41:15,601
- [Dinah] To the Fibs!
- [all] To the Fibs!
710
00:41:17,019 --> 00:41:19,396
Palm Beach is such a small town.
711
00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:23,483
Live here long enough,
you have memories in every mansion.
712
00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:26,195
Not all of them good, you know?
713
00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:30,240
I imagine.
714
00:41:34,703 --> 00:41:37,331
You know, I, um--
715
00:41:38,582 --> 00:41:43,670
[sighs]
I used to be kind of close to Norma.
716
00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:49,676
She's in the same care facility as my dad.
717
00:41:52,304 --> 00:41:53,305
What's wrong with him?
718
00:41:56,934 --> 00:41:59,645
He's just been going downhill
for a long time.
719
00:42:03,941 --> 00:42:06,109
[inhales deeply] He's in a lot of pain.
720
00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:12,491
Aren't we all?
721
00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:18,497
- [breathes shakily]
- Yeah.
722
00:42:18,497 --> 00:42:22,084
- I could really use a hug. [chuckling]
- [chuckling]
723
00:42:23,919 --> 00:42:24,753
[sniffles]
724
00:42:24,753 --> 00:42:26,380
[whimpers, sniffles]
725
00:42:27,589 --> 00:42:29,967
[sobbing]
726
00:42:29,967 --> 00:42:32,594
- [exhales deeply] It's okay. [sniffles]
- [sobbing continues]
727
00:42:32,594 --> 00:42:36,390
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, my God. Don't be sorry.
728
00:42:36,974 --> 00:42:39,476
Whatever you're sorry for,
it's not your fault.
729
00:42:39,476 --> 00:42:41,854
[breathing shakily, sobbing]
730
00:42:47,276 --> 00:42:48,902
- [groans]
- [Linda shushes]
731
00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:51,530
[Robert groans]
732
00:42:55,284 --> 00:42:57,703
Are you sure you don't wanna
take some lobster with you...
733
00:42:57,703 --> 00:43:00,497
- Mm-mmm.
- ...or throw some shrimp in a napkin
734
00:43:00,497 --> 00:43:02,457
and save it for later in your purse?
735
00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:06,628
Evelyn, please,
let me make you a to-go napkin
736
00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:09,381
with some crackers and cheese
and some shrimp.
737
00:43:10,883 --> 00:43:14,011
Maxine. Permit me to ask you
a rather frank question.
738
00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:16,221
Please.
739
00:43:16,805 --> 00:43:19,766
Do you have any money?
740
00:43:19,766 --> 00:43:23,562
[scoffs] Sure. [chuckles] Loads.
741
00:43:23,562 --> 00:43:28,358
[stammers] Besides,
when Norma tragically passes,
742
00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:30,569
Douglas will come into his inheritance,
743
00:43:30,569 --> 00:43:32,696
and we'll be able to throw
the end-of-season ball.
744
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,199
Ugh, you poor dear.
745
00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:38,660
[breathes heavily]
746
00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:41,997
Something I... [clears throat]
...should have told you earlier.
747
00:43:45,918 --> 00:43:48,629
There is no inheritance for Douglas.
748
00:43:49,254 --> 00:43:50,422
What?
749
00:43:51,131 --> 00:43:55,010
When Norma passes,
all the money goes to the big cats.
750
00:43:55,511 --> 00:43:57,679
I'm not following, Evelyn. Who-- Who?
751
00:43:57,679 --> 00:44:01,934
When she finally goes--
and that will truly be a sad day for all--
752
00:44:01,934 --> 00:44:04,853
her entire estate
will be moved into a trust
753
00:44:04,853 --> 00:44:08,565
benefiting the Palm Beach
Pedigree Feline Society.
754
00:44:08,565 --> 00:44:10,651
[chuckles] Oh, how do you know that?
755
00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:14,363
Oh, Norma and I knew everything
about one another.
756
00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:18,617
And, surprise,
I know quite a lot about you.
757
00:44:18,617 --> 00:44:22,663
As a matter of fact, Norma and I used to
share a cocktail and a laugh
758
00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:25,874
over your sunny Christmas letters
you'd send every year,
759
00:44:25,874 --> 00:44:28,585
obviously making a bid to
keep Dougie on the money.
760
00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:34,091
She always told me
she wouldn't give Dougie her money
761
00:44:34,091 --> 00:44:39,721
if he was the last Dellacorte on Earth,
and he is.
762
00:44:40,305 --> 00:44:42,975
Unless you're with child,
763
00:44:44,101 --> 00:44:47,437
but, I'm-- I'm pretty sure you're not.
[chuckles]
764
00:44:49,398 --> 00:44:52,150
So I will be hosting the gala this year,
765
00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:54,736
in honor of Norma, of course.
766
00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:59,074
And I will do it right here
to keep traditions unbroken.
767
00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:02,327
I imagine the estate--
whoever that might be--
768
00:45:02,327 --> 00:45:05,038
will want a juicy site fee,
which is to be expected.
769
00:45:05,038 --> 00:45:05,956
How generous.
770
00:45:05,956 --> 00:45:11,044
And in return, you get to save
what's left of that fresh face of yours.
771
00:45:12,212 --> 00:45:15,257
After all, you said it would be announced
in The Shiny Sheet tomorrow.
772
00:45:15,257 --> 00:45:16,383
[clicks tongue]
773
00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:19,469
[inhales sharply] Evelyn.
774
00:45:22,097 --> 00:45:23,098
[sighs]
775
00:45:26,101 --> 00:45:31,440
I've waited my entire life to arrive,
776
00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:36,195
as if arriving would mean
I would have it all,
777
00:45:37,863 --> 00:45:43,994
free of worry, moving as if by magic,
778
00:45:44,912 --> 00:45:46,496
never even touching the ground.
779
00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:52,794
But today I've realized, thanks to you,
780
00:45:54,296 --> 00:45:56,465
that arriving is not the end
of the journey.
781
00:45:58,091 --> 00:45:59,384
It is just the beginning.
782
00:46:00,636 --> 00:46:02,304
I didn't take you for a poetess.
783
00:46:02,304 --> 00:46:05,182
Just a run-of-the-mill interloper.
784
00:46:06,308 --> 00:46:09,019
- You caught me red-handed, Evelyn.
- Mmm.
785
00:46:09,019 --> 00:46:10,187
I don't have any money.
786
00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:14,191
And yes, this probably will be
in The Shiny Sheet tomorrow.
787
00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:15,943
Mm-hmm.
788
00:46:16,527 --> 00:46:21,615
But, you see,
the Dellacorte mansion is the only place
789
00:46:21,615 --> 00:46:24,493
where the end-of-season Beach Ball
can be held.
790
00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:32,251
So, if you want to have the party,
I think you have to partner with me.
791
00:46:40,843 --> 00:46:41,844
Never.
792
00:46:47,391 --> 00:46:48,809
I know you're slipping.
793
00:46:52,187 --> 00:46:54,731
And I am barely hanging on.
794
00:46:55,983 --> 00:46:58,652
If you fall, I will catch you.
795
00:46:58,652 --> 00:47:05,325
And when I do,
I will hold on so, so tight.
796
00:47:05,325 --> 00:47:07,619
[breathing shakily]
797
00:47:13,542 --> 00:47:15,836
You-You find the key
to Norma's safe-deposit box,
798
00:47:15,836 --> 00:47:18,755
get the Rolodex, and the two of us
will get down to business.
799
00:47:19,423 --> 00:47:22,217
[breathing heavily]
800
00:47:23,135 --> 00:47:25,429
Oh, fucking Norma.
801
00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:34,479
If I were a key. If I were a key. [groans]
802
00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:35,898
[sighs, shouts]
803
00:47:36,857 --> 00:47:39,902
[groans, panting]
804
00:47:41,486 --> 00:47:42,487
If I were a key.
805
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,241
Key!
806
00:47:50,913 --> 00:47:53,582
[breathing heavily]
807
00:48:07,387 --> 00:48:08,388
Maxine?
808
00:48:09,306 --> 00:48:10,599
[Maxine] I'm in here.
809
00:48:12,643 --> 00:48:14,853
[sighs heavily]
810
00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:20,734
I haven't been in here since--
well, decades.
811
00:48:23,570 --> 00:48:24,655
What did you do?
812
00:48:25,781 --> 00:48:28,700
I made a real mess
of the family manse, didn't I?
813
00:48:32,162 --> 00:48:33,497
Are you drunk?
814
00:48:37,042 --> 00:48:38,377
I want you to do something.
815
00:48:38,919 --> 00:48:40,587
Yeah. Sure, babe. Anything.
816
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:47,928
I want you to take me upstairs
and fuck me like a Dellacorte.
817
00:48:56,812 --> 00:48:58,188
["One Stolen Moment" playing]
818
00:48:58,188 --> 00:49:01,483
- [Maxine] Upstairs. [chuckles]
- All right.
819
00:49:01,483 --> 00:49:03,735
- [panting]
- [Maxine] Mmm.
820
00:49:05,904 --> 00:49:10,742
- [inhales deeply, kisses]
- [Maxine laughs]
821
00:49:13,537 --> 00:49:15,330
[Maxine panting]
Oh, Douglas, say it again!
822
00:49:15,831 --> 00:49:16,957
Say it again! [screams]
823
00:49:16,957 --> 00:49:19,251
[Douglas panting] Maxine Dellacorte!
[grunts]
824
00:49:19,251 --> 00:49:21,628
- [Maxine] Say it again!
- [mouthing words] Oh, God.
825
00:49:21,628 --> 00:49:24,756
[Douglas] Maxine Dellacorte!
826
00:49:24,756 --> 00:49:27,217
- Oh, no.
- [Maxine moans]
827
00:49:27,217 --> 00:49:29,970
[shouting] Mrs. Douglas Dellacorte!
828
00:49:29,970 --> 00:49:33,599
- [Maxine moaning]
- [Douglas] Oh, yeah. Oh, babe. Oh, God.
829
00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:37,144
[Douglas grunting]
830
00:49:38,312 --> 00:49:39,730
- Oh, shit.
- [Maxine] Douglas!
831
00:49:39,730 --> 00:49:43,442
- [Douglas] Oh, God! Oh!
- [Linda] Gross. Get me out of here.
832
00:49:43,442 --> 00:49:45,777
- [grunts, whimpers]
- [Douglas moans] I love you.
833
00:49:45,777 --> 00:49:51,867
[Maxine moaning]
I'm Mrs. Douglas Dellacorte! [screams]
834
00:49:51,867 --> 00:49:54,328
[song continues]