1 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,761 [sighs] 2 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:48,483 [gulps] Ah! [sighs] 3 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,693 Finished. 4 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:52,696 Finished. 5 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,116 Robert? 6 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,702 Where's my Robert? 7 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,497 Shake me another martini. 8 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,958 And then let's play doctor. 9 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:10,923 Oh, Robert... [cries] ...please come up. 10 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:13,592 You can't still be mad at me, can you? 11 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:16,178 Robert? 12 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,972 Robert? 13 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:21,850 Robert. 14 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,647 [bugle playing "Reveille"] 15 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:40,577 [birds squawking, chirping] 16 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,876 [Maxine] Like the rising of the morning sun, 17 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:52,339 nothing in Palm Beach has quite the same sparkle of potential and promise 18 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,717 as the daily delivery of The Shiny Sheet. 19 00:02:55,717 --> 00:03:00,430 The rise and fall of social stocks, the cementing and undoing of legacies, 20 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,684 which backs were lashed and which "pas" were "faux'ed." 21 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:07,479 [Maxine] So much promise, so much peril. 22 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,775 [playing jazz version of "Reveille"] 23 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:16,405 Predictably, Mary Davidsoul's stock was at an all-time high that morning 24 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:19,324 thanks to her successful auction for fibrosis. 25 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,786 And Dinah's social standing was still at a premium 26 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,706 thanks to everything she did for the Cancer Babies. 27 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,919 Raquel's stock seemed perpetually in question, 28 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,462 but she was placing all her bets 29 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,007 - on her own ball to come. - [sighs] 30 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,720 - [gasps] - [Maxine] Evelyn, so sure she was 31 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,849 the next in line for the throne, was, that morning, thrown for a loop. 32 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,395 Meanwhile, a certain someone's social standing 33 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,148 seemed even stronger following her embolism. 34 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:54,234 As I was soon to find out, the end-of-season Beach Ball, 35 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,777 the biggest gala of the year, 36 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:59,281 which never failed to re-cement her social standing at an apex 37 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,241 as each season came to a close, 38 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:05,787 was the brass ring every socialite in Palm Beach wanted. 39 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,751 But with vitals trending positive, 40 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,377 who knew what the future would bring... 41 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,713 [song ends] 42 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,341 ...for any of us? 43 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,802 [wind whistling] 44 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,325 Hey! Wha-- What are you do-- [gasps] 45 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,661 Get your hands off my unmentionables, you pervert! 46 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,579 - [gasps] - Take your shit and get. 47 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,002 [grunting, sighs] 48 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,388 [chuckles] 49 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:05,806 Ah, welcome back. 50 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,267 No. No jewels today. I need to send a telegram. 51 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,351 Oh. 52 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,568 [sighs, inhales sharply] 53 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,030 - Shoot. - Okay. 54 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:26,535 "Chicago O'Hare Airport, Trans World Airlines, pilots lounge, 55 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:30,080 Captain Dellacorte aka Simmons. 56 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,834 Big news." Stop. "Norma is on the mend." Stop. 57 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,753 "Inheritance now weeks or months away." Stop. 58 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:40,591 "Lodging in flux." Stop. "Will let you know where I land." Stop. 59 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,885 - Did you get it? - Two dollars. 60 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:44,970 [chuckles] 61 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:47,890 [Maxine] What would I do now that the queen was hanging on? 62 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,516 - I had long relied on a motto... - [sighing] 63 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,185 ...from my pageant days, 64 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:54,396 "She who has the nails never fails." 65 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:55,689 [Mitzi crying] 66 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,065 [Maxine] It's a bit of Latin. 67 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:03,864 - Maxine? - Oh, Mitzi! 68 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:08,243 [cries] My boyfriend dumped me last night. 69 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,412 Oh, honey. Here. 70 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,580 Yeah. [cries] 71 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,751 After we had sex and then went to the Great Wall of China 72 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:19,213 to have hot-and-sour shrimp, which I paid for-- 73 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,797 You had sex before dinner? 74 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:24,051 - [cries, sniffling] - Oh, look what I happen to have. 75 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,638 You see this framed $20 bill? 76 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:32,392 This was the first monetary compensation I ever received 77 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,102 from my storied pageant career. 78 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,897 Sadly, it's also the last bit of money that I have. 79 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:42,027 I just about shattered the frame this morning trying to buy gas. [sighs] 80 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,280 And as I raised it above my head, I looked at it, 81 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,407 and then I stopped, and I said, "No! 82 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,160 [sighs] Someone at the beginning of their career 83 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,412 might be able to use this for inspiration. 84 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,582 Or at least for a hot-and-sour shrimp bill." 85 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,667 [chuckles] 86 00:06:57,167 --> 00:07:00,754 As the only non-duplicitous person I have met in Palm Beach, 87 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,800 I'd like you to have this, especially now. 88 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:09,930 Maybe we could also use it as payment for, uh, some Cutex Frosted-Ice silver. 89 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,057 My paws need some Mitzi. 90 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:17,604 Maxine. Didn't you see The Shiny Sheet this morning? 91 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:22,776 - No. What? Why? I was packing. [chuckles] - [gasps, chuckles] 92 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,820 Well, you're the lead story. [chuckles] 93 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,530 What? [gasps] 94 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:31,159 [panting] "Who is Mrs. Douglas Dellacorte?" 95 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:33,871 Oh, my God. I feel like I'm gonna throw up. 96 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,332 Or maybe I'm gonna doo-doo. No, I think I'm gonna throw up. 97 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:40,544 - Or I might do a little bit of both! - Read the rest of it, Maxine! [chuckles] 98 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:43,255 "After making a surprise splash by diving into the action 99 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:44,965 at last night's auction for fibrosis, 100 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:49,136 everyone wants to know who is Mrs. Douglas Dellacorte." [gasps, sighs] 101 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,222 [Dinah] "And with Norma Dellacorte tragically incapacitated, 102 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:55,184 {\an8}what will become of the famous end-of-season Beach Ball 103 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:58,896 held at the beachfront Dellacorte Estate for an unbroken 49 years?" 104 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,898 - [Grayman] Here comes the brilliant Betty. - Hmm. 105 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:04,318 She's on her way to a pre-dinner cocktail connection 106 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:07,446 in this silk chiffon confection. 107 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:11,450 Shown here in the maxi version for the ankle-conscious. 108 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:14,870 "Will the heir to the name be the heir to the gala?" 109 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,371 - [Evelyn] Ugh. [chuckles] - [gasps] 110 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,372 - [Maxine] Ladies? - [Grayman] Oh. 111 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,249 I am here to ease your worries. 112 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,960 The Beach Ball is alive and well. 113 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,587 Of course, you'll all be getting an invitation. 114 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:27,883 Darling, wonderful to hear. We are at a fashion viewing. 115 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,552 Well, I love to view fashions. 116 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,222 Thanks, fellas. [chuckles] Thank you, Grayman. 117 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:37,893 She was on the cover of The Shiny Sheet this morning. [sighs] 118 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:40,729 May we continue? [chuckles] 119 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,981 Here's the delightful Doreen. 120 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:48,278 She's dressed in an Empire-waist dress, patterned to impress. 121 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:51,823 Ladies, uh, did anybody receive a Beach Ball invitation 122 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,325 from Norma before she embolized? 123 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:54,743 - Mm-mmm. - No. 124 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:58,080 Hmm. Without those invitations going out, um, 125 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,167 I'm curious who exactly you'll be inviting to Norma's gala, Maxine. 126 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:06,505 Just us chickens? After all, the few of us are the only people you know. 127 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,173 The Sheet would smell scandal. 128 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:13,512 This cape adds flair to this sumptuous, raw silk, bias cut, 129 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,889 A-line gown, if you dare. 130 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:21,061 Mmm. I love pink. It says youth... and hot dogs! 131 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:25,858 Maxine, I would be more than happy to help you assemble your guest list. 132 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:28,485 Evelyn, thank you. Well, that would be just wonderful. 133 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:32,447 Well, the secret to Norma's gala is her famous Rolodex, 134 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:35,826 perhaps the most valuable object in all of Palm Beach, 135 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:38,662 which she keeps under lock and key at the savings and loan, 136 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:41,874 - along with her more precious stones. - There are more precious stones? 137 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,750 That's where she keeps her crown. 138 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,587 - Crown? - But the Rolodex-- 139 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:50,215 With that, you could be assured that the rich and famous 140 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,509 would fly in from around the world. 141 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:53,844 If not for you, 142 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,597 - then to pay tribute to dear Norma. - Mmm. 143 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:59,057 But, Maxine, maybe they will fly in for you. 144 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:02,060 Certainly, they'll all be asking the same question we are. 145 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:06,231 Like The Sheet says, "Who is Mrs. Douglas Dellacorte?" 146 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,192 Everyone wants to know. 147 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,235 If you fancy a little peekaboo, 148 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,321 your cigarette-clad pant will show 149 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:17,284 through this stunning yellow crepe sleeveless tunic. 150 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:21,705 Maxine, I think this is an opportunity for all us ladies 151 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:24,958 to get to know the real you. 152 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,171 I would love to host you, ladies, 153 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:34,927 for a little... [inhales deeply] ...cocktail thingy. Tonight at the club. 154 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:38,138 I'm sure cocktail hour works perfectly for all of us, doesn't it, ladies? 155 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,642 Oh, but too bad you won't be able to do it at the Palm Royale, darling. 156 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,768 Tonight is the annual 157 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,312 South Florida Veterans of the Great War Horseback Dinner. 158 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,356 - [ladies] Mmm. - Well, tomorrow night then? 159 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:50,776 We're actually only free tonight, aren't we, ladies? 160 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,653 - [Maxine sighs] - [gasps] Oh! 161 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:58,534 I am sure everyone would actually love to see where you live, Maxine. 162 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,829 One final look-see. 163 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,709 I think if you had us all over to your place, 164 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,754 it would be wildly entertaining. 165 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,423 Wonderful. 166 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:19,471 Well, I will, uh, see everyone at cocktail hour. [chuckles] 167 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,015 Excellent. Where, oh, where shall we meet? 168 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,103 [stammers] At the Dellacorte Mansion. 169 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:31,275 Of course. 170 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:37,906 Idiot! Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot! 171 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,200 Pull it together, Maxine. Pull it together. [sighs] 172 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:45,289 Just make some cocktails and have some ladies over. [chuckles] Fuck! 173 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,373 [grunts] 174 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:50,961 [grunts, sighs] 175 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,464 [sighing] Pull it together. 176 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:01,847 [sighs] 177 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,602 What do you think you're doing? 178 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:10,898 I'm moving in. And you're moving out. Please see to my things. Thank you. 179 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:15,652 You're not, I'm not and I won't. This is not your house. 180 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:19,531 Funny, is it yours? Can you tell me again exactly what you do around here? 181 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,783 I told you. I'm Norma's caretaker. 182 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,410 Oh, good job, soldier 183 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,371 'cause she is currently a vegetable in a home for the sidelined. 184 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,040 And I bet you a root-a-toot-toot 185 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,250 your little visit yesterday was your first one. 186 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,336 You can leave now. Is the bar this way? 187 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,132 I will call the police, and I'll tell them I saw you take Stoned Mabel. 188 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:40,886 [scoffs] The police? Sure, go ahead. 189 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:43,889 But don't forget to tell them the part about how I returned her. 190 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,432 - Broken. - Oh, please. 191 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,601 It's nothing a little eyelash glue won't repair. 192 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,312 And when they get here, I'll be sure to show them 193 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:55,692 my new stationery that unequivocally pronounces Maxine Dellacorte. 194 00:12:56,318 --> 00:13:01,240 Tell me, do you even have stationery, Robert? 195 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,785 - No. - And if you did have stationery, 196 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:08,247 would it say "Dellacorte" on it anywhere? 197 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:13,710 No. Then I implore you... 198 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,298 ...dial at will. [chuckles] 199 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,176 - So this is how it's gonna lay out. - [glass clinks] 200 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:26,431 I'm gonna find the nicest room in the house to lay out my unmentionables, 201 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,184 and then I'm gonna throw a cocktail party for the ladies. 202 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,687 And by the time they get here, you're gonna be gone. 203 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,274 - No. - What did you just say? 204 00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:38,026 - I said no. - Put your shirt on and leave. 205 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,195 I don't feel like it. I'm-I'm happy like this. 206 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,447 - Right. You better leave. [sighs] - Make me. 207 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,576 You're made. And you quit following me! 208 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,703 You should be getting your things together instead. 209 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,038 You can't come up here. This is not your house. 210 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,040 It's more my house than it is your house. 211 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,085 [gasps] 212 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,379 [sighs] 213 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:02,926 What in the-- This place looks like a crime scene. 214 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,263 - Wait, wha-- what do you mean? - You purport to be taking care of Norma, 215 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,056 yet you haven't even cleaned up her room? 216 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,808 Well, this is where it happened. 217 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,351 - Her embolism. - So? 218 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,479 Well, you don't stop mid-embolism to-- to make the bed. 219 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,691 - A houseboy does afterwards. - I'm not a houseboy. 220 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,360 Pool boy, bar boy, whatever boy. [inhales deeply] 221 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,154 All I know is that you have been no help to me. 222 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,447 So I will get my things myself. 223 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,908 If I were you, I'd get your dungarees packed. 224 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,701 Squatter. 225 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,207 You say that like it's an insult. 226 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,167 Well, you should know, in this great nation of ours, 227 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,336 we have a long and proud history of squatting. 228 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,714 After all, how do you think we got Texas? By squatting on Mexico. 229 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,008 - You squat, I squat. - Oh, we all squat for hoody-squat. 230 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,636 - Get out. - I'm not going anywhere. You get out. 231 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:48,096 I will see you at the club, gin slinger. 232 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:55,145 - We're not squatting. He's squatting. - We don't own the house yet. 233 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,563 [sighs] We don't have to. 234 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,858 Besides, someone's got to keep an eye on it, protect the family interest. 235 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,944 I don't like the idea of thinking about you alone 236 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,904 in the house with some strange man. 237 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,155 Is my Douglas jealous? 238 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,949 Your Dougie is worried. 239 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:10,994 I can hear you gnawing on your paws. Stop. You're not gonna have any fingers left. 240 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,998 And besides, he's not so strange. He is a veteran. 241 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,959 And it's so much nicer than the motel. 242 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:20,003 Peg in room 103 was essentially an ax murderer. 243 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,880 She was very open about that. 244 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,677 This guy just walks around with his shirt off all the time. He's fine. 245 00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,011 Why is he shirtless? 246 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,973 - [doorbell rings] - That's funny. Who could that be? 247 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,767 Look, I would prefer if you found accommodation elsewhere. 248 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,144 Listen, I must run. The lady has a caller. 249 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,188 You're... [chuckles] ...getting carried away. 250 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,107 You know, I am the opposite of getting carried away. 251 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,775 I am a woman coming into her own. 252 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,026 Maxine. 253 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,153 Oh, please hurry home. I'm having such fun. [kisses] 254 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:46,738 Maxi-- Max-- 255 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,198 [inhales deeply] Ah! 256 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,204 - Ah! You do live here! - [gasps] Ah! 257 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,039 Good morning, Mrs. Dellacorte. 258 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,500 If it isn't Ann Holiday from The Shiny Sheet. [chuckles] 259 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,127 As I live and almost breathe. [chuckles] 260 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,005 Apologies for the drop-in. I just wanted to do a quick follow-up on you. 261 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,173 [Maxine] Wow. 262 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:08,051 And between you and me, I was researching your Aunt Norma's obit yesterday, 263 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,429 which brought me no pleasure, by the way, 264 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,765 only to discover there is a new Dellacorte in Palm Beach. 265 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,059 [stammers] I don't know what to say. 266 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,228 Also, I'd like to take a few pictures. 267 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:21,857 I love what you're wearing right now. It's so real. 268 00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,610 How about one right now, posing in the doorway? 269 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:27,029 - Oh, okay. [chuckles] - Oh. Oh, yes. 270 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,573 - Oh, wonderful. - [chuckles] 271 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,241 Oh, okay. 272 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,745 - Oh. [chuckles] - [shutter clicks] 273 00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:37,080 It's a beautiful car. How about we do some photos over here? 274 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,166 - Oh, okay. - Jaguar. Wow. 275 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,002 Oh, my. [chuckles] It's like a calendar pose. 276 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,295 Okay. I've got it. 277 00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:46,423 Oh... [stammers] ...why don't we take one where it looks like I'm waving to someone? 278 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,966 - All right. [chuckles] - Okay. 279 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,218 - [chuckles] - [shutter clicks] 280 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,377 So, who is Maxine Dellacorte, formerly Simmons? 281 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,047 Other than Miss Junior Ocoee 1943, 282 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,800 Miss Chattanooga '45 and Miss Mineral Bluff '46? 283 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,552 Yes. Other than that. 284 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:32,636 [Maxine chuckles] 285 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,682 I'm just a girl... [chuckles] 286 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,936 ...from an aspirationally glamorous upbringing 287 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:44,940 who dropped everything... [sighs] ...uh, at significant trouble, 288 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,818 to rush to the bedside of her husband's aunt 289 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:50,654 while he continues his duty to his passengers 290 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,782 and the transportational needs of this great nation. 291 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:57,411 So wonderfully wordy, yet so lacking in detail. 292 00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,831 - That's a skill. - Thank you, Ann. [chuckles] 293 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:04,793 You're from Tennessee. I hear it. Nashville? 294 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,588 - Chattanooga. - Oh, Chattanooga. 295 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,631 - Are your people still there? - No. 296 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:16,013 No, uh, we've all moved on from little Chattanooga. 297 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,599 And the big question. 298 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,561 Well, for 49 years, the richest, most famous men and women 299 00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:24,688 from around the world have come to Palm Beach 300 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,816 to take part in the most talked about party of the season. 301 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:32,112 One written about with awe in all the gossip columns from coast to coast. 302 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,533 Will the Beach Ball have a 50th anniversary this season? 303 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,414 It will. 304 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,877 And I am going to host it right here, where it's always been. 305 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,546 In honor of Norma, of course. 306 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:53,509 Who, if luck will have it, will don her crown for the 50th time. 307 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,010 [breathes deeply] 308 00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:58,847 - One more photo. - Oh. 309 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,516 Ready? 310 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,100 [shutter clicks] 311 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:04,728 Oh, I got it. 312 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,773 I've really got it. 313 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:10,734 Thanks so much for taking the time. I'll just make my deadline. 314 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,361 Oh, um, when's this coming out? 315 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,987 By 8 a.m. tomorrow morning, 316 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:17,407 the entire town will know the new hostess of the Beach Ball. 317 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,492 Tomorrow? 318 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,244 Yep. 319 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,334 [Maxine] I was stepping into my own. 320 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:33,173 In 14 short hours, all of Palm Beach would know the queen-in-waiting had arrived. 321 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,968 Royal impressions must be made, stat. 322 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:41,139 I had just over four hours to put together a nice tablescape and think up a cocktail. 323 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,267 The world was my oyster. 324 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:47,729 But in that moment, all I was digging up were... clams. 325 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,904 Where's all the food? 326 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:59,199 Are you hungry? I can prepare something with what I got in my kitchenette. 327 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,201 No, I don't want you to prepare me anything! 328 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,744 Where's the food in the mansion? 329 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,247 Do you know anything about rich people? 330 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,207 I am a rich person. 331 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,668 Well, then you would know that you don't keep anything in the house. 332 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,296 'Cause your days are filled with lunches and brunches, 333 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:15,340 and your nights are filled with galas, and you always watch your weight. 334 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:19,178 Well, I-- Of course I knew that. Everybody knows that. 335 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:22,014 And you would know that if you wanna throw a little cocktail party, 336 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:22,931 you'd have it catered. 337 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,143 But good luck trying to find someone spur-of-the-moment during the season. 338 00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,145 You would have to know someone to call in a favor. 339 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:31,190 But wait, you don't know anybody, do you? 340 00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:36,278 Actually, I do know someone. And I don't need a fully catered event. 341 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,615 [chuckles] All I need is a beautiful tablescape. 342 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,951 [scoffs] Tablescape! 343 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,626 [gasps] 344 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:53,629 Hello. 345 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,053 [gasps, sighing] 346 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:06,433 [keys rattle] 347 00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,035 [Virginia] Okay, everyone. 348 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:29,581 I've had a revelation, but right now I just want you to feel my energy. 349 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:34,795 - [group members breathing deeply] - [entrance bell jingles] 350 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:43,095 Hope y'all didn't take a bunch of cyanide. Oh, good. You're alive. 351 00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:44,888 - Your friend's here. - [sighs] 352 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,014 Told you she'd be back. 353 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:50,894 - Hi, pal. Was that a bad joke? [chuckles] - Oh, Maxine, what are you doing here? 354 00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:55,941 [gasps] Linda... [exhales sharply] ...look at that tablescape! 355 00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,569 No one can arrange cured meats like you. 356 00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,237 - [sighs] - Well, thanks, Maxine. 357 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:03,115 - But we're meditating, so maybe we sho-- - [Virginia] All right, let's get started. 358 00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:04,908 Why don't you come and join us? 359 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,660 Oh, I just need to-- to ask something. 360 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,787 - Yeah. We'll just-- - After the meeting. 361 00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,706 - Okay, yeah. We'll-- - [Virginia] Sit. 362 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,419 Okay. 363 00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:18,255 Ooh. Haven't sat on the floor in a long time. 364 00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:22,509 [Linda] So, uh, today we're talking about partnering. 365 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:26,930 I think, like many of you, I feel disillusioned by it. 366 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,765 And I keep asking myself the question, 367 00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:33,145 "Is marriage, as it exists today, what the world needs?" 368 00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:34,229 Yes. 369 00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:37,316 I mean, especially in America, the female class is expected 370 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:40,944 to submit to an identity that's already preordained for her. 371 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:45,782 And therefore, don't we as a nation then export 372 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:49,286 that expectation beyond our shores by force? 373 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,206 I'm talking about one thing. 374 00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:53,957 [group members] Vietnam! 375 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,542 Viet-fucking-nam. 376 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,878 I'm sorry, I'm lost. 377 00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:01,840 Well, can't you understand American domination of South Vietnamese hamlets 378 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,970 is an endorsement of state-sponsored male chauvinism? 379 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,722 And we've all had experiences of it. 380 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,516 My big one? [scoffs] 381 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,852 - Getting left on my wedding day. - [gasps] 382 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:16,104 [Linda] It takes an entire system for that to happen. 383 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:20,692 For a man to be made to feel he's entitled enough to do that to a woman. 384 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:24,655 - You get what I'm saying, Maxine, right? - Not really. 385 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,032 We're talking about South Vietnam. 386 00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:33,747 The South Vietnamese people are the bride. America is the groom, right? 387 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:37,459 They proposed, and they made a lot of promises, 388 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:43,173 and then the groom left the bride on her wedding day in front of all the guests-- 389 00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,300 [stammers] ...all the world community. 390 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,053 And that's the American male construct, 391 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:49,680 - which needs to be examined... - Yeah. 392 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,975 ...on all shores that hold American boot prints. 393 00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:54,226 - [Linda] Exactly. - Yeah. 394 00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:55,853 - Thank you. - That's it right there. 395 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,856 Obviously, it was a bad engagement. [chuckles] 396 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,357 What? 397 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:03,277 America should have left South Vietnam at the altar, 398 00:24:03,277 --> 00:24:06,822 but back in 1963, in front of all the guests. 399 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:11,952 Linda, the secret to a great marriage is not resisting the man, 400 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,162 it's living for him. 401 00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:18,584 - Oh, no, Maxine. You're not that lost. - What the fuck? 402 00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:23,755 I am not lost, Linda. I am but found. 403 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,884 He chose me! 404 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,760 My husband. 405 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,890 I am his wife proudly, and-- and I will proudly bear his name. 406 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:36,518 I will shout it from the rooftops! I'll shout it in the shower! 407 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,312 Dellacorte! [breathes deeply] 408 00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:43,108 And I will proudly do what I can to-- to lift him up, to make his dreams come true. 409 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,027 Am I right, ladies? [breathing heavily] 410 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,656 Don't you agree? 411 00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:54,036 No? [scoffs] 412 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:57,623 No? 413 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:00,918 [inhales deeply] Speaking of lifting up, 414 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:03,295 I did just come here to ask you for a favor. 415 00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:05,881 Okay. [stammers] Let's just get you out of here. [grunts] 416 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:08,133 - [Maxine] It's right through here. - Oh, great. 417 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,843 - Behind the bar should be good. - Okay. 418 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:13,138 Oh, great. And, uh, if you just go right through there 419 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,849 - and just bear right at the columns. - Okay. 420 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:16,934 [Linda] Thank you. 421 00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:18,936 How do you know where to tell them to-- 422 00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:21,104 Everybody knows the home of the Beach Ball. 423 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,232 [chuckles] Of course. 424 00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:30,239 This definitely strains my idea of helping a sister in need though. 425 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:34,535 [sighs] Well, thanks again for helping me with this huge seafood order. 426 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:36,578 This is a precision air strike. 427 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:39,373 Nobody nowhere scapes a table like you. 428 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:40,958 I'm on the cover of The Shiny Sheet. 429 00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:43,877 Impressions need to be made and maintained. 430 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:47,548 Thus elevating your husband, and therefore yourself, 431 00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:50,801 to a newfound status amongst Palm Beach society. 432 00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:52,594 You understand me perfectly. 433 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:58,433 Okay. So, where's your husband? You're here doing all this for him. 434 00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:02,855 He is 30,000 feet in the air. Living for me. 435 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:05,983 Shepherding a 737 from sea to shining sea. 436 00:26:06,692 --> 00:26:07,776 - Great. - [fish guy] Okay. 437 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:11,280 Ten pounds of lobster tail, ten pounds of snow crab legs, 438 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,157 five pounds of jumbo shrimp, one pound of smoked haddock, 439 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,492 half a pound of caviar... 440 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:16,577 - Ooh. - ...a hundred oysters, 441 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,662 and 150 pounds of crushed ice. 442 00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,956 That'll be $400. Cash or check? 443 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,835 Check is probably easier. 444 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,550 Okay. How do I look? Did I strike the right note? 445 00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:34,303 Wow, you look pretty in pink. 446 00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:37,097 You sure it's not too informal? It's a one-piece. 447 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,807 No, you're dressed to impress. 448 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,017 Oh, thank you. 449 00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:44,396 Well, Linda! These towers are exquisite. 450 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:47,941 Really? I have to admit I miss doing things at this scale. 451 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,611 [sighs] Well, who is trying to impress now? 452 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:53,113 [chuckles] Want to help me with the finishing touches? 453 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:56,116 - You can do orchids, I'll do grapes. - Be my honor. 454 00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:58,327 Just-- Okay. 455 00:26:58,911 --> 00:27:02,581 You know, Maxine, I do think you owe it to yourself to just get clear 456 00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:04,833 on why these ladies are coming here today. 457 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,128 I mean, no offense, but maybe it's not 'cause they like you. 458 00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:10,881 I know that. I was on the cover of The Shiny Sheet. 459 00:27:10,881 --> 00:27:13,258 They're coming to check out their competition. 460 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:16,428 No, Maxine. It's 'cause they want something from you. 461 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,597 What do I have that those women could possibly want? 462 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:20,766 The Beach Ball. 463 00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:23,185 The Beach Ball? 464 00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:26,104 Yeah. Beach Ball, these galas, they're all the same. 465 00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:28,023 They're big moneymakers. 466 00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:30,859 I'm sorry, I'm lost. 467 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,570 Let me give you an example. 468 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:36,949 Last year, this handsy young optometrist-- 469 00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:40,786 he threw a big ol' gala for his "family foundation." 470 00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:44,540 Then he kept all the money and spent it on oil portraits of himself. 471 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,874 Gosh, what happened to him? 472 00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:48,836 The same thing that happens to all these people, nothing. 473 00:27:49,503 --> 00:27:51,880 Well, I think the Beach Ball is pretty straightforward. 474 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,173 It's about preservation, 475 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,717 keeping trash off the beach, the Dellacorte beach. 476 00:27:56,301 --> 00:28:00,639 Exactly, Maxine. It benefits the Dellacorte beach. 477 00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:03,517 No matter who it is throwing it, it's always gonna ben-- 478 00:28:03,517 --> 00:28:04,601 [Linda] Oh. 479 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:08,480 Hello? 480 00:28:09,231 --> 00:28:10,315 That's the pool boy. 481 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,693 He's got a case of chippy shoulder. 482 00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:15,696 - [Robert speaking indistinctly] - The pool boy? 483 00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:18,073 Get your mind out of the gutter. 484 00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:20,784 - [exhales deeply] - [Robert] You have light. 485 00:28:21,285 --> 00:28:23,245 [Linda] You talking to the... [chuckling] ...plants? 486 00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:25,747 [chuckles] Yeah, she's Patsy. 487 00:28:26,248 --> 00:28:31,461 Hello, Patsy. [chuckles] Oh, semper fi, Marine. 488 00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:34,131 Do or die. 489 00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:35,632 - Did you serve? - Korea. 490 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,510 I'm glad you're safe. 491 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,346 Am I? 492 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:47,352 [chuckling] I wouldn't be so sure. See ya. 493 00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:50,022 - [chuckling] I like him. - Yes, he's hilarious. 494 00:28:51,023 --> 00:28:54,026 Well... [sighs] ...okay. 495 00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:55,110 Thank you. 496 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,197 You're so welcome. 497 00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:07,623 Oh. You're dismissing me. 498 00:29:07,623 --> 00:29:11,835 No! Linda, I'm not dismissing you. I'm telling you you have to go. 499 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:15,088 - [scoffs] Okay, Maxine, I got it. - No, Linda. listen... [sighs] 500 00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:16,548 ...Evelyn's gonna be here any minute. 501 00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:19,593 - You hate her, she hates you. - Mm-hmm. 502 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,303 It'd be kind of a pooper if you stuck around. 503 00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:23,972 You and I had our friend time, now I'm gonna have friend time with her. 504 00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:25,724 I get it. 505 00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,392 [doorbell rings] 506 00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,353 - Okay, that's them. You gotta go. - Okay. 507 00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:31,104 - You gotta get out of here. - Okay, all right, I'll say bye. 508 00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,815 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not that way. Not that way. Out the back. 509 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,234 Oh, my God. 510 00:29:35,234 --> 00:29:38,070 No, I don't want them to know you're here, no offense. Back door. Go. 511 00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:39,780 - [Linda] This is ridiculous. - It's not ridi-- 512 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,615 Look, we'll catch a movie this week. [gasps] 513 00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:43,492 There are so many movies I want to see. 514 00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,161 [sighs] Mary. 515 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:49,623 I parked on the lawn. 516 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:54,837 - Oh. Welcome to the Dellacorte Mansion. - I should say that to you. 517 00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:58,340 How long have you lived here? Three hours? 518 00:29:59,258 --> 00:30:02,010 Well, some would say my heart has dwelled here forever. [chuckles] 519 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,554 - Mai tai. - [clears throat] 520 00:30:03,554 --> 00:30:07,850 Extra mint, slice of orange instead of pineapple, light on the ice. 521 00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:11,228 - And don't forget the umbrella. [sighs] - Oh. [chuckles] 522 00:30:13,689 --> 00:30:16,024 Easy as pie. Make yourself comfortable. 523 00:30:25,576 --> 00:30:28,912 [jazz music playing in distance] 524 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,502 [music continues, clearer] 525 00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:54,563 Hey. Nice music. 526 00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:58,817 Thank you. At least I'm not talking to plants this time. [chuckles] 527 00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:00,527 - [chuckles] - Ladies here? 528 00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:03,322 - Just now. - Oh. 529 00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:04,740 - Guess what? - What? 530 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:08,076 - I got kicked out. - [both laugh] 531 00:31:08,577 --> 00:31:10,495 It happens to the best of us. Don't worry. [chuckles] 532 00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:12,581 [chuckles] Thanks. 533 00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:16,960 Can I fix you a drink? Gin Rickey. 534 00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:21,590 [inhales deeply] Um, gimlet? Keep it simple? 535 00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,092 [doorbell rings] 536 00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:26,845 [breathing heavily] Oh. Hey, pal. 537 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,431 Well, well, when the cat's away. 538 00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:31,850 Does Norma know you're doing dress-up at the Dellacorte? 539 00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:34,978 No, of course she doesn't. She's in a coma. 540 00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:39,107 I'll have a Mississippi punch with rye instead of bourbon, extra cold, 541 00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:41,485 and then I'm sure you'll explain what you're doing here. 542 00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:46,073 'Kay. 543 00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:49,284 [whimpering] 544 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:51,912 - [Maxine] Robert? - Cheers. 545 00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:53,956 - Linda? - Gin Rickey? 546 00:31:54,915 --> 00:31:58,252 Robert... [inhales sharply] ...I will pay you $30, by check, 547 00:31:58,252 --> 00:32:00,337 if you throw on an apron, come inside and help bartend. 548 00:32:00,337 --> 00:32:02,214 I'm busy packing my dungarees. 549 00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:04,925 - You're just sitting there. - Mm-hmm. 550 00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:07,469 [inhales deeply] Linda... [exhales shakily] ...what about you? 551 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,555 You made such a fabulous tablescape. 552 00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:12,432 Certainly, you know your way around a bucket of ice and a festive umbrella. 553 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:13,767 - Please? - I'm on the wagon. 554 00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:15,561 You're drinking right now. 555 00:32:15,561 --> 00:32:20,148 I mean, after this and a few more. And I don't want to poop your party. 556 00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:22,985 Gee. Thanks, pals. 557 00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:26,613 Hey, bartender's guide on the counter inside. 558 00:32:29,241 --> 00:32:33,579 [panting] Mississippi punch. Okay, Mississippi punch. Mississippi punch. 559 00:32:34,413 --> 00:32:39,668 Mississippi punch. Mississippi punch. Cognac. 560 00:32:39,668 --> 00:32:44,006 Cognac. Where's the cognac? Ha! The cognac. [panting] 561 00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:45,340 [doorbell rings] 562 00:32:45,924 --> 00:32:47,384 [panting] 563 00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:52,806 [breathing heavily] Welcome to our home. 564 00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:55,434 [chuckles] Not quite yet, dear. 565 00:32:56,185 --> 00:32:57,186 Right this way. 566 00:32:57,186 --> 00:32:59,396 - Unlike you, I've been here before. - [chuckles] 567 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:03,400 I'll have a General Harrison eggnog, firm foam, but not too much. 568 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,944 Plus a little extra nutmeg and not too icy. 569 00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:07,779 You're a dear. 570 00:33:09,198 --> 00:33:10,866 Eggs. Eggs. [inhales sharply] 571 00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:16,914 General Harrison-- Eggs. Eggs. Okay. 572 00:33:16,914 --> 00:33:20,000 - [doorbell rings] - [breathes heavily] 573 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,254 [pants] Raquel. What can I get you? Medford Rum Sour? 574 00:33:24,254 --> 00:33:27,007 Brandy Shamperelle? Arf and Arf? Port Wine Sangaree? [chuckles] 575 00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:30,427 - Just a glass of white wine. - Oh, thank God. 576 00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:31,970 Plus a $10,000 check. 577 00:33:32,554 --> 00:33:35,182 If you plan on coming to my Havana Nights gala next week. 578 00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:36,099 Oh. 579 00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:40,812 Proceeds go to support the poor, underserved Batista loyalists of Florida. 580 00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:41,730 [chuckles] 581 00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:44,233 - Norma never missed a party in the season. - Oh. 582 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:47,903 I'm sure her heir apparent wouldn't either. 583 00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:49,029 [chuckles] 584 00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:51,198 What? 585 00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:53,242 So you were in the shit, huh? 586 00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:55,869 Let's just say I was lucky. 587 00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:01,625 - Cheers. - Cheers. 588 00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:06,296 Lucky is its own kind of trauma though, right? 589 00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:08,257 Who said I was traumatized? 590 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:10,676 I think if you spend your entire life 591 00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:13,637 trying to excavate your own generational trauma... 592 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:18,600 [inhales] ...you learn how to feel it in others. 593 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,226 I mean, even if they don't yet. 594 00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,271 Yeah, but you grew up rich. 595 00:34:22,271 --> 00:34:27,609 My family fortune-- of which I possess none, by the way-- 596 00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:29,610 was built on the pain of others. 597 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:31,154 Specifically, my grandfather... 598 00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:33,949 [breathes deeply] ...who made his railroad fortune 599 00:34:33,949 --> 00:34:37,536 by dispossessing Native American tribes across seven states. 600 00:34:37,536 --> 00:34:41,665 - So, surprise. I'm a revolutionary. - Right. 601 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,083 Cool. 602 00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:47,795 How long you lived here with Norma? 603 00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:49,715 I'm going on three years now. 604 00:34:49,715 --> 00:34:52,301 - Wow. So you're close. - Very. 605 00:34:53,635 --> 00:34:54,511 Mm-hmm. 606 00:34:54,511 --> 00:34:57,264 - Yeah, but not like that. - Whatever floats your boat. 607 00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:00,392 She ever talk to you about me? 608 00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:04,271 I know that you hate Evelyn since she married your father 609 00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:06,690 because you think she's a gold digger. 610 00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:08,609 That's about it. 611 00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:10,569 Unless there's anything else you want to share. 612 00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:15,908 No, not a thing. How about you? 613 00:35:15,908 --> 00:35:19,203 Nope. Not a thing. [chuckles] 614 00:35:20,078 --> 00:35:21,496 You're a good bartender. 615 00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:26,960 Ugh. Oh, damn it. I'm out of reds. 616 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,047 - I've got a red, but I need two greens. - Done. 617 00:35:30,047 --> 00:35:33,509 Oh, Evelyn. I'll give you a blue one for one of Dinah's greens. 618 00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:35,469 What are the round white ones? 619 00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:38,597 Mary, it's aspirin. 620 00:35:39,181 --> 00:35:41,225 [all laughing] 621 00:35:43,227 --> 00:35:46,563 - [stammers] Wait. Uh, who's got a drink? - [Raquel] Mmm. 622 00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:48,732 - Um... - [Raquel] Ah-- Ah... [sighs] 623 00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:52,361 [singsongy] Cocktails. Ladies... 624 00:35:53,654 --> 00:35:55,113 Mai tai, extra mint. 625 00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:57,950 - General Harrison eggnog. - [Evelyn] Mmm. 626 00:35:57,950 --> 00:35:59,451 [Maxine] Mississippi punch with rye. 627 00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:00,536 Wine. 628 00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:03,288 [gurgles] 629 00:36:04,122 --> 00:36:07,084 [Dinah] Maxine, your ears must have been burning all day. 630 00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:08,836 The town is abuzz. 631 00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:12,506 "Who is she? Where is she from? How does she keep her figure?" 632 00:36:12,506 --> 00:36:14,299 And of course, the biggie, 633 00:36:14,299 --> 00:36:17,344 "How the hell is she living at the Dellacorte Mansion?" 634 00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:19,054 [Maxine] In pageantry, 635 00:36:19,054 --> 00:36:22,474 everyone knows that every interview question actually hides a second, 636 00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:24,059 more important question. 637 00:36:24,059 --> 00:36:28,856 Oh. Well, someone's got to keep the lights on for poor, precious Norma, don't they? 638 00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:32,860 Why, just yesterday, her doctor said that her recovery would quicken 639 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:36,238 if her life was ready and waiting to be stepped back into. 640 00:36:36,238 --> 00:36:37,906 [sighs deeply] 641 00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:42,744 But if Norma, heaven help us, does not recover, 642 00:36:43,662 --> 00:36:46,957 darling Douglas will get a head start and step into his inheritance. 643 00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:51,920 The social order after such a long, long sabbatical away from Palm Beach. 644 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:56,842 If you want to keep Norma's seat warm for her return, a little tip. 645 00:36:56,842 --> 00:37:02,014 Norma would never run in bellowing about her cocktail gathering 646 00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:06,018 in the quiet sanctuary of Grayman's salon. 647 00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:09,146 Norma would have handwritten invitations 648 00:37:09,146 --> 00:37:12,149 and had them hand-delivered weeks in advance. 649 00:37:12,149 --> 00:37:15,360 It's simply a miracle that we were all free 650 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,405 at this moment during the high season. 651 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:19,489 Well said, Mary. 652 00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:27,664 Well, uh, some would say I bring perhaps a youthful-- 653 00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:31,251 and I think I can say that-- new sense of spontaneity 654 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:36,131 to the dusty traditions here that, Mary, feel frankly... 655 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:38,550 elderly. 656 00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:45,140 Mary, Maxine is new here, so let's not get critical. [chuckles] 657 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,225 And Maxine, 658 00:37:46,225 --> 00:37:50,646 I was in earnest when I said I'd be happy to help you co-host your party 659 00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:54,733 as long as we have that Rolodex of Norma's. 660 00:37:58,111 --> 00:38:00,572 You think she's being eaten alive in there? 661 00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:05,494 If she is, she's making them choke on the bones. 662 00:38:05,494 --> 00:38:07,704 [both laugh] 663 00:38:10,624 --> 00:38:12,125 You partake? [clicking tongue] 664 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,377 My body's a temple. 665 00:38:13,377 --> 00:38:16,046 Even the most sacred shrines need a little incense. 666 00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:17,381 - What the f-- - [gun clicks] 667 00:38:19,049 --> 00:38:23,929 - Oh my God. [chuckles] That is so lame. - [chuckling] 668 00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:25,639 [Evelyn] And speaking of planning, 669 00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:29,935 do you know if Norma had engaged any help before her tragic event? 670 00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:34,231 Oh, well, a lady certainly doesn't paw through another lady's secretarial. 671 00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:37,317 But you'll sit on her furniture and eat off her china? 672 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:39,278 Raquel. Gauche. 673 00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:43,323 What caterer do you think you'll be using for the Beach Ball? 674 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:48,203 [Maxine] And that's when it began to turn at the expert hands of Evelyn. 675 00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:52,040 No wonder that she was rightly considered the true lady-in-waiting. 676 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:57,296 I'll be using Norma's favorite. 677 00:38:57,296 --> 00:38:58,255 And who would that be? 678 00:38:59,548 --> 00:39:01,258 You can always ask Norma. 679 00:39:01,258 --> 00:39:02,676 - Mary. Too soon. - [Mary] Mm-hmm? 680 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,846 This is all being thought of. 681 00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:09,057 After all, it's-- it's not just a party. 682 00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:11,685 It's like an event. 683 00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:13,645 [all chuckle] 684 00:39:19,318 --> 00:39:21,737 Dear, it's not "like" an event. 685 00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:26,116 And it's not some backyard birthday party for backwater girls from Tennessee. 686 00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:28,202 It's the event of the season. 687 00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:30,537 [stammers] Have you started planning your entrance yet? 688 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:31,955 My entrance? 689 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:37,294 I remember the year Norma made her entrance 690 00:39:37,294 --> 00:39:42,007 dressed as Botticelli's Venus in a clamshell of real pearls. 691 00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:44,343 [Mary] And when she was Queen Cleopatra 692 00:39:44,343 --> 00:39:48,597 on a chariot pulled by a swarm of Australian bodybuilders. 693 00:39:48,597 --> 00:39:50,057 [Dinah] Or who can forget last year, 694 00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:53,644 when she arrived as Marie-Antoinette, complete with powdered wig 695 00:39:53,644 --> 00:39:56,230 and pastries flown in from gay Paris. 696 00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:58,524 [Evelyn] And always in her crown. 697 00:39:58,524 --> 00:40:02,194 Maxine, the Beach Ball is a production. 698 00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:09,076 - [chuckles] It sounds like it. - [all chuckle] 699 00:40:10,327 --> 00:40:14,831 Hmm. Oh, Maxine. That reminds me. 700 00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:16,625 Since we're on money, 701 00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:21,255 the Fibs still haven't received your $75,000 check 702 00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:24,550 for your incredible winning auction bid. 703 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:29,137 And after all, that is what landed you in The Shiny Sheet. 704 00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:35,102 Would any of you ladies like some fresh crab legs? 705 00:40:36,937 --> 00:40:42,025 Raw oysters? Clams? Caviar? Lobster tails? 706 00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:46,071 Just the check. 707 00:40:48,824 --> 00:40:50,158 [breathes deeply] 708 00:40:56,248 --> 00:40:57,249 [sighs] 709 00:41:13,557 --> 00:41:15,601 - [Dinah] To the Fibs! - [all] To the Fibs! 710 00:41:17,019 --> 00:41:19,396 Palm Beach is such a small town. 711 00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:23,483 Live here long enough, you have memories in every mansion. 712 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:26,195 Not all of them good, you know? 713 00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:30,240 I imagine. 714 00:41:34,703 --> 00:41:37,331 You know, I, um-- 715 00:41:38,582 --> 00:41:43,670 [sighs] I used to be kind of close to Norma. 716 00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:49,676 She's in the same care facility as my dad. 717 00:41:52,304 --> 00:41:53,305 What's wrong with him? 718 00:41:56,934 --> 00:41:59,645 He's just been going downhill for a long time. 719 00:42:03,941 --> 00:42:06,109 [inhales deeply] He's in a lot of pain. 720 00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:12,491 Aren't we all? 721 00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:18,497 - [breathes shakily] - Yeah. 722 00:42:18,497 --> 00:42:22,084 - I could really use a hug. [chuckling] - [chuckling] 723 00:42:23,919 --> 00:42:24,753 [sniffles] 724 00:42:24,753 --> 00:42:26,380 [whimpers, sniffles] 725 00:42:27,589 --> 00:42:29,967 [sobbing] 726 00:42:29,967 --> 00:42:32,594 - [exhales deeply] It's okay. [sniffles] - [sobbing continues] 727 00:42:32,594 --> 00:42:36,390 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God. Don't be sorry. 728 00:42:36,974 --> 00:42:39,476 Whatever you're sorry for, it's not your fault. 729 00:42:39,476 --> 00:42:41,854 [breathing shakily, sobbing] 730 00:42:47,276 --> 00:42:48,902 - [groans] - [Linda shushes] 731 00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:51,530 [Robert groans] 732 00:42:55,284 --> 00:42:57,703 Are you sure you don't wanna take some lobster with you... 733 00:42:57,703 --> 00:43:00,497 - Mm-mmm. - ...or throw some shrimp in a napkin 734 00:43:00,497 --> 00:43:02,457 and save it for later in your purse? 735 00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:06,628 Evelyn, please, let me make you a to-go napkin 736 00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:09,381 with some crackers and cheese and some shrimp. 737 00:43:10,883 --> 00:43:14,011 Maxine. Permit me to ask you a rather frank question. 738 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:16,221 Please. 739 00:43:16,805 --> 00:43:19,766 Do you have any money? 740 00:43:19,766 --> 00:43:23,562 [scoffs] Sure. [chuckles] Loads. 741 00:43:23,562 --> 00:43:28,358 [stammers] Besides, when Norma tragically passes, 742 00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:30,569 Douglas will come into his inheritance, 743 00:43:30,569 --> 00:43:32,696 and we'll be able to throw the end-of-season ball. 744 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,199 Ugh, you poor dear. 745 00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:38,660 [breathes heavily] 746 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:41,997 Something I... [clears throat] ...should have told you earlier. 747 00:43:45,918 --> 00:43:48,629 There is no inheritance for Douglas. 748 00:43:49,254 --> 00:43:50,422 What? 749 00:43:51,131 --> 00:43:55,010 When Norma passes, all the money goes to the big cats. 750 00:43:55,511 --> 00:43:57,679 I'm not following, Evelyn. Who-- Who? 751 00:43:57,679 --> 00:44:01,934 When she finally goes-- and that will truly be a sad day for all-- 752 00:44:01,934 --> 00:44:04,853 her entire estate will be moved into a trust 753 00:44:04,853 --> 00:44:08,565 benefiting the Palm Beach Pedigree Feline Society. 754 00:44:08,565 --> 00:44:10,651 [chuckles] Oh, how do you know that? 755 00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:14,363 Oh, Norma and I knew everything about one another. 756 00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:18,617 And, surprise, I know quite a lot about you. 757 00:44:18,617 --> 00:44:22,663 As a matter of fact, Norma and I used to share a cocktail and a laugh 758 00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:25,874 over your sunny Christmas letters you'd send every year, 759 00:44:25,874 --> 00:44:28,585 obviously making a bid to keep Dougie on the money. 760 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:34,091 She always told me she wouldn't give Dougie her money 761 00:44:34,091 --> 00:44:39,721 if he was the last Dellacorte on Earth, and he is. 762 00:44:40,305 --> 00:44:42,975 Unless you're with child, 763 00:44:44,101 --> 00:44:47,437 but, I'm-- I'm pretty sure you're not. [chuckles] 764 00:44:49,398 --> 00:44:52,150 So I will be hosting the gala this year, 765 00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:54,736 in honor of Norma, of course. 766 00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:59,074 And I will do it right here to keep traditions unbroken. 767 00:44:59,074 --> 00:45:02,327 I imagine the estate-- whoever that might be-- 768 00:45:02,327 --> 00:45:05,038 will want a juicy site fee, which is to be expected. 769 00:45:05,038 --> 00:45:05,956 How generous. 770 00:45:05,956 --> 00:45:11,044 And in return, you get to save what's left of that fresh face of yours. 771 00:45:12,212 --> 00:45:15,257 After all, you said it would be announced in The Shiny Sheet tomorrow. 772 00:45:15,257 --> 00:45:16,383 [clicks tongue] 773 00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:19,469 [inhales sharply] Evelyn. 774 00:45:22,097 --> 00:45:23,098 [sighs] 775 00:45:26,101 --> 00:45:31,440 I've waited my entire life to arrive, 776 00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:36,195 as if arriving would mean I would have it all, 777 00:45:37,863 --> 00:45:43,994 free of worry, moving as if by magic, 778 00:45:44,912 --> 00:45:46,496 never even touching the ground. 779 00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:52,794 But today I've realized, thanks to you, 780 00:45:54,296 --> 00:45:56,465 that arriving is not the end of the journey. 781 00:45:58,091 --> 00:45:59,384 It is just the beginning. 782 00:46:00,636 --> 00:46:02,304 I didn't take you for a poetess. 783 00:46:02,304 --> 00:46:05,182 Just a run-of-the-mill interloper. 784 00:46:06,308 --> 00:46:09,019 - You caught me red-handed, Evelyn. - Mmm. 785 00:46:09,019 --> 00:46:10,187 I don't have any money. 786 00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:14,191 And yes, this probably will be in The Shiny Sheet tomorrow. 787 00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:15,943 Mm-hmm. 788 00:46:16,527 --> 00:46:21,615 But, you see, the Dellacorte mansion is the only place 789 00:46:21,615 --> 00:46:24,493 where the end-of-season Beach Ball can be held. 790 00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:32,251 So, if you want to have the party, I think you have to partner with me. 791 00:46:40,843 --> 00:46:41,844 Never. 792 00:46:47,391 --> 00:46:48,809 I know you're slipping. 793 00:46:52,187 --> 00:46:54,731 And I am barely hanging on. 794 00:46:55,983 --> 00:46:58,652 If you fall, I will catch you. 795 00:46:58,652 --> 00:47:05,325 And when I do, I will hold on so, so tight. 796 00:47:05,325 --> 00:47:07,619 [breathing shakily] 797 00:47:13,542 --> 00:47:15,836 You-You find the key to Norma's safe-deposit box, 798 00:47:15,836 --> 00:47:18,755 get the Rolodex, and the two of us will get down to business. 799 00:47:19,423 --> 00:47:22,217 [breathing heavily] 800 00:47:23,135 --> 00:47:25,429 Oh, fucking Norma. 801 00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:34,479 If I were a key. If I were a key. [groans] 802 00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:35,898 [sighs, shouts] 803 00:47:36,857 --> 00:47:39,902 [groans, panting] 804 00:47:41,486 --> 00:47:42,487 If I were a key. 805 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,241 Key! 806 00:47:50,913 --> 00:47:53,582 [breathing heavily] 807 00:48:07,387 --> 00:48:08,388 Maxine? 808 00:48:09,306 --> 00:48:10,599 [Maxine] I'm in here. 809 00:48:12,643 --> 00:48:14,853 [sighs heavily] 810 00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:20,734 I haven't been in here since-- well, decades. 811 00:48:23,570 --> 00:48:24,655 What did you do? 812 00:48:25,781 --> 00:48:28,700 I made a real mess of the family manse, didn't I? 813 00:48:32,162 --> 00:48:33,497 Are you drunk? 814 00:48:37,042 --> 00:48:38,377 I want you to do something. 815 00:48:38,919 --> 00:48:40,587 Yeah. Sure, babe. Anything. 816 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:47,928 I want you to take me upstairs and fuck me like a Dellacorte. 817 00:48:56,812 --> 00:48:58,188 ["One Stolen Moment" playing] 818 00:48:58,188 --> 00:49:01,483 - [Maxine] Upstairs. [chuckles] - All right. 819 00:49:01,483 --> 00:49:03,735 - [panting] - [Maxine] Mmm. 820 00:49:05,904 --> 00:49:10,742 - [inhales deeply, kisses] - [Maxine laughs] 821 00:49:13,537 --> 00:49:15,330 [Maxine panting] Oh, Douglas, say it again! 822 00:49:15,831 --> 00:49:16,957 Say it again! [screams] 823 00:49:16,957 --> 00:49:19,251 [Douglas panting] Maxine Dellacorte! [grunts] 824 00:49:19,251 --> 00:49:21,628 - [Maxine] Say it again! - [mouthing words] Oh, God. 825 00:49:21,628 --> 00:49:24,756 [Douglas] Maxine Dellacorte! 826 00:49:24,756 --> 00:49:27,217 - Oh, no. - [Maxine moans] 827 00:49:27,217 --> 00:49:29,970 [shouting] Mrs. Douglas Dellacorte! 828 00:49:29,970 --> 00:49:33,599 - [Maxine moaning] - [Douglas] Oh, yeah. Oh, babe. Oh, God. 829 00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:37,144 [Douglas grunting] 830 00:49:38,312 --> 00:49:39,730 - Oh, shit. - [Maxine] Douglas! 831 00:49:39,730 --> 00:49:43,442 - [Douglas] Oh, God! Oh! - [Linda] Gross. Get me out of here. 832 00:49:43,442 --> 00:49:45,777 - [grunts, whimpers] - [Douglas moans] I love you. 833 00:49:45,777 --> 00:49:51,867 [Maxine moaning] I'm Mrs. Douglas Dellacorte! [screams] 834 00:49:51,867 --> 00:49:54,328 [song continues]