1 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,455 Let's get these thrusters activated 2 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,458 so we can launch out into space and do our mission! 3 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:28,463 Roger. I have reset the tracker, the SI fuel, S-IVB octave levels are high, 4 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:31,300 and the GDC trans control powers are all set. 5 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,093 We are ready to set up 6 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:37,556 the SP thrust directors on the booster logic dump! 7 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,600 Go ahead and get those boosters running. 8 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,310 Stop touching those things. 9 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:44,271 Do you know what you're doing? No, you don't. So stop touching them. 10 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,024 Ground control to Apollo 12. You are go for launch. 11 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,526 Is it too late to change partners? 12 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,653 - T-minus ten, nine... - Counting down. 13 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,822 ...eight-- Main engine start. 14 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,996 One small step, pal! 15 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,342 Wowee. 16 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,178 Just like I imagined it. 17 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:20,641 Endless horizon full of possibilities. 18 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,392 I think I'm gonna vomit. 19 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:25,020 Apollo 12, prepare for reentry. 20 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,605 Roger that, controller man! 21 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,024 Please, God, no more! 22 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,902 - I have some news. - Spare me the suspense. 23 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,488 The gun, it's gone. 24 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,781 What do you mean "gone"? 25 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,367 I threw it into the ocean! And the Rolodex! 26 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:39,868 You found Norma's Rolodex? 27 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,371 Well, little did I know, it ended up in the hands of the pool boy. 28 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:45,207 Then Linda found it, stole it and then destroyed it! 29 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,209 Anyway, it doesn't matter, it's amazing! 30 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:50,587 You're free, Evelyn. Everyone's free! 31 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:52,714 Oh, God. 32 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,761 How was it, ladies? 33 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,638 So good, I nearly tinkled. 34 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:03,892 - You dumb fucking dum-dum. - What? 35 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,937 I told you to keep that gun in the safety-deposit box. 36 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:09,773 - You have really gone and fucked me. - What? 37 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:13,360 And if what you said is true, Linda's fucked the Beach Ball. 38 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:17,072 You think I was after that Rolodex for the goddamn addresses? 39 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:18,740 God, fuck it! 40 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,576 Get me out of here! 41 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,035 Reach for my hand! 42 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,997 - Oh, yes, yes. All right. Okay. - Give me your hand! Pull! Harder! 43 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,749 - Pull! Pull harder! - Your nails-- 44 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,793 - Very thin wrists. I'm sorry-- - Pull! Pull it! 45 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,670 {\an8}My head was spinning. 46 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:35,507 {\an8}Certain I would be celebrated for freeing everyone from the Rolodex. 47 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:39,511 My boosters had fired, but somehow I was still on the launchpad! 48 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:40,971 Did we lose Evelyn? 49 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,892 I think the space simulator made her a smidge queasy. 50 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,019 Ladies, welcome to NASA. 51 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:52,316 Over here, we have an exact replica of the suit Mr. Neil Armstrong wore 52 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:53,400 when he walked on the moon. 53 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,651 Where's the original? 54 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:56,528 He took it home. 55 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:58,530 Right this way. 56 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,743 Ladies, I wanted to ask you a question about the Beach Ball. 57 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,621 We all know our dear Norma 58 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:11,168 is known for safeguarding the secrets of the town, 59 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,503 with the requisite expectation 60 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:15,297 that her silence be rewarded by gala attendance. 61 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,048 - Uh-huh. - Go on. 62 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:19,593 What if I was a different kind of socialite? 63 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,554 What if, from here until all the tomorrows to come, 64 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:26,892 the Beach Ball was just the most important, grand ball of the season? 65 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:30,270 No threats attached. Completely consensual. 66 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,772 Then why would we come? 67 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:36,026 Maybe if you had a real somebody in attendance. 68 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,736 A marquee guest. 69 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:42,366 But no one would come just for you, Maxine. 70 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:46,620 And now, the apex of our tour. 71 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,579 I present to you 72 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,541 the finest America has to offer! 73 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,627 Yes, these are actual astronauts in quarantine 74 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,170 before their mission next week. 75 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,547 ...three, four. 76 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:58,715 One, two, three, 77 00:04:58,715 --> 00:04:59,883 keep going-- four. 78 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:05,222 Now, if you could get one of them, I would come immediately. 79 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,641 I mean attend. 80 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:13,856 I said, "31 floors? Hell, Perry, let's make it 32 floors." 81 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,441 And he said, "Let's make it 33 floors!" 82 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:19,570 And then I said, "Let's go to 34 floors!" 83 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,822 Thirty-four floors! 84 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,118 Am I not enough? 85 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:29,246 For the condos? 86 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:32,207 The Beach Ball. If it's just me. For people to come. 87 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,917 Are you even listening to me? 88 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,627 This is a big deal. 89 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,297 We even scored Pinky Kimberley-Marco. 90 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,048 Raquel's mobster husband? 91 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:42,467 Pinky is the best contractor in Palm Beach. 92 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,637 Perry even got him to agree to cut us in for cost. 93 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,222 Linda said Perry's hinky. 94 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,265 Come again? 95 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,601 She might have even used the word "radioactive". 96 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:53,020 Max, Perry may be spirited, 97 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:57,191 but it's that same go-get-'em nature that landed us royalty. 98 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,275 Royalty? 99 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:03,906 The investor that we met with in DC is the one and only Prince of Luxembourg. 100 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,034 Wow. Perry really does run with the horses. 101 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,911 That's what we're hashing out tonight over dinner. 102 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:12,873 Guess what? The new-- get this-- West Palm Beach 103 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:16,210 Prince of Luxembourg Luxury Towers. 104 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:20,547 Perry's confident, with the imprimatur of a prince, people will go anywhere, 105 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,092 even West Palm Beach. 106 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,346 Anywhere... 107 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:31,225 Douglas, I think you just saved the Beach Ball. 108 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:33,894 Have I now? 109 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:37,731 Oh, yes, you did. Those ladies would go to a Tijuana donkey show 110 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,399 if it meant meeting a real prince. 111 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,110 I'll-- When we're at dinner, 112 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:45,405 I'll invite him myself to be my marquee guest. 113 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,409 Douglas? 114 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,037 Here's the thing about that. 115 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:56,166 This is what you'd call a carefully choreographed song and dance 116 00:06:56,166 --> 00:07:00,587 set to a finely calibrated orchestration, Maxine. 117 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:01,839 Douglas? 118 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,298 - It's a boys' dinner. - No. 119 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:08,428 It's not personal, Max. It's business. You understand. 120 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:12,975 You told him! 121 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,478 You told my husband about the other night, and now he's upset with me. 122 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,856 And I'm not enough. And he's having dinner with a prince without me. 123 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,858 And now I don't have a chance to invite him to the party! 124 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,610 What happened the other night? 125 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:28,574 Maybe, out of insecurity and too many Grasshoppers, 126 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:31,994 maybe someone made a silly mistake with someone who drove me home. 127 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,330 Maybe that sort of thing happens to someone all the time? 128 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,623 So it wasn't a big deal. 129 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,751 Well, maybe someone could be a little more modest. 130 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,045 And maybe someone isn't used to being rejected, 131 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,505 even if someone didn't mean it. 132 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,343 There you go. 133 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:53,182 I didn't tell your husband a thing because there's nothing to tell, Maxine. 134 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,267 You didn't? 135 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,351 I didn't. 136 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,439 Hi, Norma! 137 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,069 I'll let you two eat your applesauce. 138 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,831 We did it, ladies! 139 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:21,710 "Investigations show that real estate scion Perry Donahue 140 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,713 frequently paid off inspectors during the construction 141 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,841 of the Emerald Isle condominium complex." 142 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,678 My friend at the Miami Herald sent me an advance copy. 143 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:36,350 First we expose Perry, then Agnew, and then Nixon! 144 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:40,187 The first domino of the patriarchy is about to fall. 145 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,105 Already feels safer for this little one. 146 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:54,493 I'm sorry, we don't sell The Shiny Sheet here. 147 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:59,456 What did you do with the Rolodex, you spoiled little shit? 148 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:01,875 What Rolodex is that? 149 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,045 The fucking Rolodex that controls this entire town. 150 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,338 What did you do with it? 151 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:08,632 Linda? 152 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,884 Did you do something with it? 153 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,388 We better have this conversation in private. 154 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,973 Lead on, Linda. 155 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,021 What? 156 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,398 You burned it? 157 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,483 Can you keep your voice down? 158 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:30,654 I will keep my voice at present volume as long as I please! Please and thank you! 159 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,073 - Oh, my God! - I did the world a favor. 160 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,909 Don't you get righteous with me, you murderous twat. 161 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,954 That is so offensive on so many levels. 162 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,498 You two nitwits deserve each other. 163 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,750 - What did Maxine do? - She didn't tell you? 164 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,546 Tale as old as time. She found the gun you shot your father with 165 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:48,672 and threw it into the sea. 166 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:51,842 - What? - Wipe that smirk off your face. 167 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:54,428 Wow. Well, you've already showed your hand, Evelyn, 168 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,388 by showing your face in West Palm Beach. 169 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,015 Eat a dirty sock, Linda. 170 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,892 This is not over. Far from it. 171 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:03,395 Where are you going? 172 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,147 I'm gonna go tell my father on you. 173 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:16,283 For the record, I was never in West Palm Beach. 174 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,970 Excuse me. My husband, Douglas, is here dining with a Mr. Donahue 175 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,805 and the Prince of Luxembourg. 176 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,349 Tell the story. 177 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,559 You know what, I think I see 'em. 178 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,270 No-- Okay. 179 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,819 - Excuse me, I just need to powder my nose. - Yes, of course. 180 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,113 Maxine! 181 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,909 Bathroom. Now. 182 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,118 Yeah, that's the thing... 183 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,579 Don't tell me you came here innocently 184 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,165 dressed in the national colors of Luxembourg, Maxine. 185 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,626 For your information, 186 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:10,587 Douglas forgot his plans, and I came to drop them off. 187 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,005 And now that I'm here, I happen to see 188 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,049 this wasn't actually a boys' dinner after all. 189 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,718 The prince wasn't about to go stag. 190 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:17,970 Well, what about you? 191 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:21,181 Someone has to keep Perry sober while they close this thing. 192 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,228 Dinah? 193 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,814 Perry knows, Maxine! 194 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,024 About my affair with Eddie. 195 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,151 - Oh, no. - The little pied-à-terre I bought him. 196 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:37,072 Everything. And I am furious! 197 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,448 You're furious? 198 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,702 He says it frees him up to do what he wants. 199 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,496 All of a sudden, he's a bohème. 200 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,999 I already know he's seeing other women. 201 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,210 I think it might be my manicurist. 202 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,503 Why do you think that? 203 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,547 She kinda told me. 204 00:11:56,049 --> 00:12:00,012 Tonight, I am the dutiful wife until they close this deal. 205 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,140 That means there'll be loads of cash in the bank 206 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,766 if Perry and I had to divorce. 207 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,894 You're not gonna get divorced. 208 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,645 Don't say divorce. Please don't say divorce. 209 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,856 You can't just jump right to divorce, Dinah. 210 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,317 - You're not getting divorced. - Maxine, what is wrong with you? 211 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:16,862 - No one's getting divorced. - What is wrong with you, Maxine? 212 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,780 Remember the other night, 213 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:22,367 when you suggested that maybe I find a little side dish of my own? 214 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,285 Yes? 215 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,789 Well, when you and I were drinking and driving on the green, 216 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:33,045 I sort of let my guard down, thanks to the devil of high spirits. 217 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:38,759 And, well, I may have carried out that advice. 218 00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:40,886 Who? 219 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,389 The pool boy. Oh, no. Douglas knows. 220 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,974 I can feel it. He senses something! 221 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,559 That's why he didn't invite me to dinner! 222 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,063 Oh, Dinah, what have I done? I don't want to get divorced. 223 00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,238 Why are you laughing? 224 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:05,035 I'm sorry. We've all tried with Robert. Lucky Norma. He's a one-woman man. 225 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,538 Personally, I think it's even simpler than that. 226 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,543 He's a "momo." 227 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,004 What's a momo? 228 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,756 He's a fruit, Maxine. 229 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,469 Go home. Think about your choices. 230 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:24,304 Fruit. 231 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,192 Find everything you needed? 232 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,277 Great. 233 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,384 Quite the healthy appetite. 234 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,054 For reading, of course. 235 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,974 Did you find what you were looking for? 236 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:15,314 I hope you saved a little something for the rest of us. 237 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,369 Grayman. It's long for Gregor. 238 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:31,872 No names. 239 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,460 {\an8}- Surprise. - Oh, my God. 240 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,545 Buttercream cake. 241 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,839 All right, here we go. 242 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,549 - So, guess what, Dad? - What? 243 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,218 We have something to celebrate. 244 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:48,680 - Celebrate? - Yes. I have this friend, Maxine. 245 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,265 Yeah? 246 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,018 She found the gun. 247 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,187 Norma's gun. 248 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,689 I don't believe it. 249 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,775 She threw it in the ocean. It's gone. 250 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,902 It's gone, Dad. 251 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,612 Oh, my God. 252 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,617 You are free, ma'am. 253 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,744 What is freedom, right? 254 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:13,121 And the Evelyn knows this? 255 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,082 She's the one who spilled the news. 256 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,750 Of course. That's her job. 257 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,796 Why don't you do me a favor, come around and sit over here by me. 258 00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:23,757 - Okay. - Oh, man. 259 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,346 So... 260 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,724 Oh, my God. 261 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,979 You know, there's one thing about this... 262 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:43,777 the Morpheus. It holds the pain at bay. 263 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,407 But it's a goddamn worse way to live than you'll ever know. 264 00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:54,371 That's 'cause of me, Dad. I'm so, so sorry. 265 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,874 I'm not a puzzle. 266 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,127 You know how I lived my whole goddamn life. 267 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,256 And all the men that came before, how they lived their lives. 268 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:08,510 And the horrible legacy of the family. And that's on me. 269 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,513 And I'm ashamed of that. 270 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,309 And I'm ashamed I let you down, ever. 271 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,644 But I did it daily. 272 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,524 And now I don't even know how to say I'm sorry. 273 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,364 Can you ever forgive me? 274 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,538 I see you. 275 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,665 I've always seen you, Dad. 276 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,002 And I'm here. 277 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,339 I'm right here. 278 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,058 You know what? 279 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,603 I better have another shot of this, 280 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:01,730 or I'm gonna turn into another asshole. 281 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,526 It's all kinked up, huh? 282 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,319 I'm sorry. 283 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,154 Jesus Christ. 284 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,489 You okay? Good? 285 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,617 Yeah, that's better than good. 286 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,501 I wanna go. 287 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,047 I know. 288 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,093 And you can. 289 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,388 You can, Dad. I'm gonna be okay. 290 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,351 You promise? 291 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,229 I promise. 292 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,485 I'm afraid. 293 00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:58,745 Take a look at the nation's heroes, who, in just a few hours, 294 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,790 will break our earthly bonds and head towards the moon. 295 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,084 Liquor, 10,000. 296 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:09,131 Tents, tables, linens, 12,000. 297 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,176 ...were released from quarantine 298 00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:15,387 on December 10th and will be the second crew to touch down 299 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:17,806 on Earth's natural satellite. 300 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:18,807 Oh, my God. 301 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:24,771 Morning, darling. 302 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,400 What are you doing awake so early? 303 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,279 You were, how do I say, out all night. 304 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,655 We closed the club. 305 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,326 Must have been quite dull with just the boys. 306 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,704 I am the king of condos. 307 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,289 You closed the deal with the prince? 308 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,542 Only took 18 hours and six bottles of schnapps, 309 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,295 but the ink is drying as we speak. 310 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:52,090 Oh, Douglas. I am so proud of you. Congratulations. 311 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,426 Did you ask him about the Beach Ball? 312 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,345 It just never came up. 313 00:18:57,763 --> 00:18:58,847 Not in 18 hours? 314 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:03,268 That old Euro bastard, he not only is going to invest, 315 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:09,149 he is going to take the first sponsor unit. 316 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,695 These units, they're just gonna sell themselves. 317 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,781 So, he'll be here for the season? 318 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:19,451 Oh, shit. Wiring instructions. 319 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:24,915 I need you to transfer $500,000 to this account. 320 00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:27,376 - Five hundred? - That's the seed money for Perry. 321 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,002 Who are these 12? 322 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,548 There's Pinky, the subcontractors, to get the permit started-- 323 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,508 And I need you to get $250,000 324 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,301 to the prince to use his name. 325 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,387 He would prefer a cashier's check. 326 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,597 - Gee, that's-- - I know, it's amazing. 327 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:45,060 It's only the beginning. And Perry has made me partner. 328 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,020 That's wonderful. 329 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:51,775 I must tell you, this does leave the estate a bit tight. 330 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:55,028 And that's why we need to move on this before Aunt Norma... 331 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,364 You know? 332 00:19:58,282 --> 00:19:59,283 I'll run to the bank. 333 00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,367 Great. 334 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:11,336 But I do think that I should present the check to the prince. 335 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:18,051 I would just love to meet my partner's partner, partner. 336 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,429 Sure thing, babe. Deal's done. Whatever you want. 337 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,723 The prince will be there celebrating 338 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,267 at the club tonight for that moon launch thingy. 339 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,895 So you can pitch the idea to him yourself. 340 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,897 - Okay. - I'm gonna hit the hay. 341 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:32,816 Maybe hit the shower. 342 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,694 And wipe off the sweet smell of success? 343 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,071 Is that what that is? 344 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,907 Great heroes whom all adore. 345 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,911 Never would these men grovel at the idea of royalty. 346 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:47,789 Or humiliate themselves by making a pass at someone in their own home 347 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:51,126 they couldn't even tell was a homosexual. 348 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,796 And I like your accent. 349 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,299 I'll tell you in person. 350 00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,927 - Promise. - Do you wear loafers? 351 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:03,805 Can I call you back? 352 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,268 Well, hello to you too. 353 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:11,772 Do you wear loafers? 354 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,692 Yes. What is this about? 355 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:19,112 Do you stand lightly in them? 356 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,701 I'm gonna go check on Norma. 357 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,704 Are you a man who always rings twice? 358 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:30,457 A gentleman of the piers? A man with a long handshake? 359 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,751 An evening botanist? Do you tiptoe through the tulips? 360 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,003 Maxine, what is it exactly that you wanna ask me? 361 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,421 Are you a "momo"? 362 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,549 - A what? - Are you gay? 363 00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:44,555 I've been with men. I've been with women. 364 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:47,850 Well, then-- Well, what's wrong with me? 365 00:21:52,104 --> 00:21:53,105 I am gay. 366 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,441 And there is nothing wrong with you. 367 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,527 It's just that we're friends. 368 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,154 We're not friends. 369 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,825 I have lunch with my friends, and I play tennis with my friends. 370 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:05,951 Those are not your friends. 371 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,037 Friends don't fight like you and I do. 372 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,998 Yes, they do. All the time. 373 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,044 I guess so. 374 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:23,969 If I catch you hitting on my husband... 375 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,639 - What? - Well, don't laugh in my face. 376 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,558 He's not my type. 377 00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,186 Douglas is everyone's type. Please. 378 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,479 Is that Norma? 379 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:35,939 That's Norma. 380 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,318 - Norma. - Oh, my-- 381 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:40,944 - Norma. - What are you doing? 382 00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,614 - Breathe. - Has this happened before? 383 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:45,824 Yes, maybe once. Yeah. 384 00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:47,284 She's trying to walk. 385 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:48,577 That's incredibly optimistic of you. 386 00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:50,746 Maybe it's all the progress you've done with the Beach Ball. 387 00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,956 You're giving her a reason to hold on. 388 00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:57,169 Uh-huh. 389 00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:59,755 Well, I'll let you-- to get her in bed. 390 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:04,510 Maybe she wants to wear her crown again. 391 00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:09,556 Yes, I'm Robert. 392 00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:13,560 Oh, fuck. 393 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,613 In a town of Chanel Number Five, 394 00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:29,952 any smell, any scent of L'Air du Temps can only mean one thing. 395 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:33,997 Evelyn Rollins is in the building. 396 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:36,667 I've never seen you nap with so many pillows. 397 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,126 That can't be good for your breathing. 398 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,336 I'm meditating. 399 00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,880 I see Linda's already been here. 400 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:44,633 She can't be too concerned about your health. 401 00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:48,470 Sure. Let's beat Linda up again. Beat the shit out of her. 402 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,515 - Well, it's a box cake. - Jesus Christ. I love buttercream cake, 403 00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:55,727 and she gives it to me just because it makes me feel good, ma'am. 404 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,939 - Did you eat all of that? - I'm 86. Give me a fucking break. 405 00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:05,821 Linda told me about the gun. 406 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,159 Norma was doing what was best for all of us. 407 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:15,414 And she knew that I loved you so very much. 408 00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:18,417 I only wanted to be an honest woman, Skeet. 409 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:20,377 I wanted to be your woman. 410 00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:25,507 And I knew I had to make sure that I spent the rest of my life with you at your side, 411 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:29,595 protecting you from that gun-crazed little hippie. 412 00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:32,389 But you spent the rest of your life spending my money 413 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,893 protecting your interests. 414 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,645 First of all, it's our money. 415 00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:41,732 We're married. 416 00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:43,483 Yes. 417 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:49,198 And second of all, you loved me once. I know you did. 418 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,284 You remember Capri? 419 00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:53,660 Mustique? 420 00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:56,705 Honey, Acapulco. 421 00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,917 Yeah, but the gun made all of us prisoners. 422 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:03,086 Marriage shouldn't be a prison. 423 00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:06,465 And yet here we are. 424 00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:13,805 You wouldn't be thinking of seeking parole? 425 00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:14,890 Parole? 426 00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:18,769 What, do you think after all these years of my life, 427 00:25:18,769 --> 00:25:20,729 that I'm gonna divorce you? 428 00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:24,566 That's out of the question, for Christ's sake. 429 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:27,486 If you think I wanna spend my final days-- 430 00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:30,447 - No. Don't speak of final days. - In litigation... 431 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,908 - Don't speak of final days. Don't speak-- - I'm no-- Litigation's out. 432 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:39,498 Save the histrionics and the theatrics, please 433 00:25:39,498 --> 00:25:43,293 because you've been planning my goddamn funeral for 18 years. 434 00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,128 Look me in the eye. 435 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:50,092 That is not fair, Skeet. I have done nothing but take care of you. 436 00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:52,803 - With a proxy of nurses. That's true. - Well-- 437 00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:56,765 And, madam, despite the fact you probably don't believe it, 438 00:25:57,558 --> 00:26:00,185 I will take care of you when the time comes. 439 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,481 Is that a threat? 440 00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,614 Maxine. 441 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:15,450 I didn't think anyone was in here. I'll let you be. 442 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,995 Oh, no. Stay. I insist. 443 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,092 Ruby Ray Kissed number four. 444 00:26:32,843 --> 00:26:34,094 - Come again? - Your polish. 445 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,054 Your toes are ten little kisses. 446 00:26:38,015 --> 00:26:39,433 We're talking toes again, are we? 447 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:40,684 Well... 448 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:45,480 You know, when I first met you, I thought, "Well, there's a breath of fresh air. 449 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,901 Someone nice. Wouldn't it be great for nice to win?" 450 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:52,487 Well, I was nice in return, wasn't I? 451 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:53,405 You were. 452 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,742 I just get the feeling that you've been dodging me. 453 00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:04,291 Something I'd like to clarify for the article I'm writing. 454 00:27:06,043 --> 00:27:10,005 Miss Junior Ocoee '43, Eleanor Zanzy. 455 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,717 Miss Chattanooga '49, Elise Cunningham. 456 00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:15,844 - Miss Mineral Buff-- - Bluff. 457 00:27:16,637 --> 00:27:18,222 You know, it's like a cliff 458 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:20,349 - or a sand dune or-- - Like a bluff? 459 00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:22,267 Yeah. 460 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,019 I knew I'd heard their names before, 461 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:27,105 so I combed through back issues of The Shiny Sheet. 462 00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:32,152 All those winners, they're all dead Palm Beach socialites. 463 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,447 Well, it's not what you think. 464 00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:37,449 What do you think I think? 465 00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,534 Maybe I killed those ladies 466 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,494 and now that you know my secret, I'm gonna kill you too. 467 00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:44,039 Those women died before you were even born, 468 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:48,210 and I am certain none of them ever set foot in the great state of Tennessee. 469 00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,630 Just what is going on, Maxine? 470 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:56,426 I am a winner. 471 00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:02,391 Am I interrupting anything? 472 00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,936 No. I was just leaving. 473 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:07,896 I'm on deadline. 474 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:16,905 I couldn't help overhear you declare yourself a winner, friend. 475 00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:20,409 I dare say that you were referring to my gala. 476 00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,036 The Fibs. 477 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:28,625 Yes, the Fibs, who remain in financial limbo. Yes. 478 00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:32,504 I need my $75,000, Maxine. 479 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:33,589 Course. 480 00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:34,882 Today. 481 00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:40,429 Or I will be forced to conclude that you don't have $75,000. 482 00:28:42,556 --> 00:28:49,271 And if you would deceive the Fibs, Maxine, who else might you deceive? 483 00:28:50,105 --> 00:28:52,191 Reputation is everything. 484 00:28:52,191 --> 00:28:57,738 Especially now, with no leverage nor guest of honor. 485 00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,035 You will get your money, Mary. 486 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:07,956 The first wire is 500,000. These 12 checks. 487 00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:11,668 And then I need a cashier's check for 250. That's 250,000. 488 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:13,921 - I'll prepare these for signature. - Thank you. 489 00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:16,632 Wait. 490 00:29:18,217 --> 00:29:19,593 Could I get one more? 491 00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:23,096 Make it out to the Palm Beach Fibrosis Foundation, 492 00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,348 care of Mary Davidsoul. 493 00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:26,391 For 75,000. 494 00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:36,652 Hey. 495 00:29:37,361 --> 00:29:38,362 Hey. 496 00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:46,203 Yeah, I just wanted to say, "Hey," and, I don't know, 497 00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:49,957 see if you know where I could score some LSD. 498 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:53,877 It's for my dad. 499 00:29:54,503 --> 00:29:55,671 Fern's always holding. 500 00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:01,343 And I guess I owe you an apology. 501 00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:05,138 The Perry Donahue exposé is hitting newsstands any minute now. 502 00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:07,641 We're finally making a difference in the world. 503 00:30:07,641 --> 00:30:08,934 Right. Oh, yeah. 504 00:30:09,518 --> 00:30:10,811 Ain't that what you wanted? 505 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,312 Course. 506 00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:16,775 Then why'd you burn the Rolodex? 507 00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:19,236 I know it was my idea in the first place. 508 00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:21,989 But really, Virginia? 509 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:25,367 Is that really the great idea? Kneecapping Perry? 510 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:27,870 So we're endangering other people? Innocent people? 511 00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,913 You mean your weird friend Maxine? 512 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:31,123 Oh, please. 513 00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:33,166 Look, I hate to break it to you, 514 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,128 but Maxine, she's a tool of the patriarchy too. 515 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,631 She's a skosh delusional that's for sure. 516 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:42,676 But a tool? Hardly. Come on. 517 00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:46,513 Once we start, where is this ever gonna stop? 518 00:30:47,556 --> 00:30:49,641 And who else is gonna get hurt along the way? 519 00:30:50,893 --> 00:30:51,810 I don't know. 520 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:55,230 Maybe all the people that's been doing all the hurting up until now. 521 00:30:56,106 --> 00:31:00,944 Agnew, Nixon and whoever else was in that damn Rolodex. 522 00:31:02,404 --> 00:31:04,907 I get it. I do. 523 00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:08,118 I'm going through a lot of stuff right now. Okay? 524 00:31:08,619 --> 00:31:11,830 Are you? Did you know that people think you gave me the money for this place? 525 00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:13,248 What? 526 00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:15,250 You never notice how when people walk in here, 527 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,586 they automatically assume that you're in charge? 528 00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:21,048 Please tell me how to make it better. 529 00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:23,717 Don't use me as a barometer measuring your goodness. 530 00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:26,762 - What's that supposed to mean? - You know. 531 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:31,308 You did a bad thing, Linda. 532 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:35,354 - Depends on who you ask. - I ain't gotta ask nobody. 533 00:31:36,188 --> 00:31:38,649 Well, I am sorry I'm such a disappointment to you. 534 00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:40,484 But this is not the time. 535 00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:42,319 It never is. 536 00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:50,494 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, on this historic day. 537 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:53,664 Grab yourself a pair of binoculars and a cocktail 538 00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:57,918 from one of our out-of-sight little space gals. 539 00:31:57,918 --> 00:32:00,879 We're just an hour away from liftoff. 540 00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:02,047 Where are those two? 541 00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:04,007 - Who two? - Perry and Dinah. 542 00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:07,094 We're supposed to join them in a celebration-of-the-condos toast. 543 00:32:09,054 --> 00:32:11,473 - Mitzi. Hi. - Maxine. Hi. 544 00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:13,600 Wanna try a Sputnik? 545 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,102 It's just a white Russian. 546 00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:18,564 Or a Milky Way? Also just a white Russian. 547 00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:20,983 No thanks, sweetie. Douglas, you remember Mitzi? 548 00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:23,026 - You met at Havana Nights. - Yeah, of course. 549 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:24,611 Perry told me you were working at the club. 550 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:25,696 I'm glad that worked out. 551 00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:29,116 So listen, I gotta go find that old so-and-so. Lots to celebrate! 552 00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,995 - He seems excited. - Well, he ought to be. 553 00:32:32,995 --> 00:32:35,163 Looks like my prince is about to land a prince, 554 00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:38,125 - and I'm on my way to do the same. - Good luck. 555 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,751 Confidence is running high, Mitzi. 556 00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:41,962 It's all in the crown. 557 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:46,675 Ladies and gentlemen, we are just an hour away from liftoff. 558 00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:49,761 A mission in the name of science. 559 00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,889 Our brave astronauts plan to gather data 560 00:32:51,889 --> 00:32:53,932 that will expand our collective consciousness. 561 00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,811 I always thought that I might be allowed 562 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,521 to go into space one day. 563 00:33:02,024 --> 00:33:03,692 There's still time, Pop. 564 00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:10,824 Loxahatchee's finest, courtesy of my buddy Fern. 565 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,160 That's my girl. 566 00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:16,205 Why are you putting your glasses on? 567 00:33:16,205 --> 00:33:18,332 'Cause I wanna see where we're gonna go. 568 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:19,416 Okay. 569 00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:23,670 I'll just do this. 570 00:33:26,507 --> 00:33:28,509 - Ready to go to the moon? - Sit back, relax 571 00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:33,013 and open yourself to the endless bounds of the cosmos. 572 00:33:34,556 --> 00:33:35,557 Off we go. 573 00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:42,564 Hey, Maxine. 574 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:49,071 May I present the Prince of Luxembourg, and the princess, Stephanie. 575 00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:08,130 Sorry, my pronunciation may be a little off. 576 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:11,927 I just popped in to the local library to try to pick up some Luxembourgish phrases. 577 00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:13,262 - So, that's all I got. - What did I tell ya, 578 00:34:13,262 --> 00:34:14,554 Princie? Isn't she a hoot? 579 00:34:14,554 --> 00:34:16,974 Ja. A for certain hoot. 580 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:19,184 Thank you, Your Majesty. 581 00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:24,231 Okay. Well, I would like to now present to you 582 00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:28,360 this cashier's check for $250,000 583 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,529 in exchange for your name and likeness 584 00:34:30,529 --> 00:34:34,283 for the West Palm Beach Prince of Luxembourg Luxury Towers. 585 00:34:35,993 --> 00:34:37,870 The pleasure is mine. 586 00:34:38,579 --> 00:34:40,080 This is just the beginning of a new dawn 587 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,706 - in Palm Beach. - Yes. 588 00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:42,791 Here's to us. 589 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:44,168 - Let's take a picture. - Yeah. 590 00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:46,545 Commemorate this historic moment. 591 00:34:46,545 --> 00:34:47,629 No photo. 592 00:34:48,213 --> 00:34:50,757 I am publicity shy. You see? 593 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:55,179 Yes, I understand all about publicity. You and me. 594 00:34:55,179 --> 00:34:56,722 I'm a pageant girl, you see? 595 00:34:57,556 --> 00:34:59,850 So, as one crown wearer to another, 596 00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:04,021 I would also like to ask you to be my official special guest 597 00:35:04,021 --> 00:35:06,064 at the 50th annual Beach Ball. 598 00:35:07,191 --> 00:35:08,150 No. No photo. 599 00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:09,651 Oh, no. We don't have to do photos. 600 00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:12,446 Sure, we can do a whole photography block. 601 00:35:12,446 --> 00:35:13,780 Miss Douglas. 602 00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:17,242 Thank you for your honor. 603 00:35:17,242 --> 00:35:20,329 Condos, yes. As agreed. 604 00:35:20,329 --> 00:35:22,915 Check, yes. As agreed. 605 00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:27,961 But this Balls on the Beach, sadly no. 606 00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:30,380 - No photo. - I am a shy man. 607 00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:33,300 Oh, yes. We can get you a private tent. 608 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,719 Beautiful private tent with curtains, and no one will even see you. 609 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,930 - Maxine, the prince said no. - No one-- Hold on, Douglas. 610 00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:40,057 You can stay in the car. You can just drive by 611 00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:41,642 and roll the windows down and wave. 612 00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,936 - Like, your royal wave. Douglas. - Max. 613 00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:46,021 - You can just-just pop in. - Max. 614 00:35:47,231 --> 00:35:49,233 I truly am sorry. 615 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:50,984 - Just get out of your car? - Max. 616 00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:52,861 - Circle around and get back in? - Honey. Max. 617 00:35:52,861 --> 00:35:54,154 You can do it with the windows up. 618 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:55,781 - Just honk your horn. - Babe. 619 00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:08,877 - Hey. - Sorry. 620 00:36:09,628 --> 00:36:10,629 Sorry. 621 00:36:12,881 --> 00:36:15,884 Not quite the face of freedom, Maxine. 622 00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:21,640 It's over, Evelyn. 623 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,975 Come again? 624 00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:26,478 It's over. It's all over. The Beach Ball. 625 00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:31,358 I tried to land a marquee guest, and I-- Didn't work out. 626 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,734 It's all right. 627 00:36:33,402 --> 00:36:34,444 - It is? - Sure. 628 00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:36,822 You'll throw a giant, expensive gala 629 00:36:36,822 --> 00:36:41,660 whose guest list is composed only of the ding-a-ling ladies of Palm Beach, 630 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:43,787 and you will be roundly ridiculed 631 00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:47,040 as a bunch of garish ice sculptures melt around you. 632 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,877 And at long last, you will be run out of town on a rail. 633 00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:54,006 And that's all right with me. 634 00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:56,466 Gee, that's a nice thing to say. 635 00:36:56,466 --> 00:37:00,512 And all this in the name of what? What did you call it, Maxine? What was it? 636 00:37:00,512 --> 00:37:01,430 Freedom. 637 00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:04,474 Let me tell you a little something about freedom: 638 00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:06,476 It's a nightmare. 639 00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:13,192 That Rolodex, Maxine, and frankly, that gun 640 00:37:13,192 --> 00:37:15,194 were instruments of society. 641 00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:19,531 Do you want your neighbor to feel free to sneak over to your house 642 00:37:19,531 --> 00:37:22,826 in the dead of night and crap on your lawn should he feel so inclined? 643 00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:24,036 - No. - There are ordinances 644 00:37:24,036 --> 00:37:27,873 against things like that: public fornication, overgrown hedges, 645 00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:30,709 unstable women in full control of their finances. 646 00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:35,464 That Rolodex, Maxine, represented a great and lasting contract. 647 00:37:36,381 --> 00:37:39,426 As long as everyone agrees to do certain things in a certain way, 648 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:44,181 society, civilization as we know it, remains intact. 649 00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:49,019 What you did, you backwoods bumblehick, 650 00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:52,231 is give people the freedom to not attend the Beach Ball, 651 00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:56,151 and thus, the terrible idea that they are free 652 00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:59,363 to do any horrible thing they desire without repercussion. 653 00:38:00,489 --> 00:38:02,616 Is that a world in which you want to live, Maxine? 654 00:38:02,616 --> 00:38:05,410 A world of unbridled, venal selfishness? 655 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:12,584 No. The irony is you thought, 656 00:38:14,002 --> 00:38:18,549 that day when you scaled the hedges of the Palm Royale, 657 00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:21,343 that you were escaping the barbarians, 658 00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:28,350 when actually you were the tip of the barbarian spear, 659 00:38:28,350 --> 00:38:31,228 bringing chaos right to our feet. 660 00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:36,650 We will all rue the day we let you in here. 661 00:38:39,736 --> 00:38:44,449 So yes, Maxine, it is all over. You failed. 662 00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:48,287 There will be no 50th anniversary of the Beach Ball. 663 00:38:48,287 --> 00:38:50,163 And from this moment... 664 00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:58,505 mark my words, the whole world will begin to spiral into shit. 665 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:01,175 And that's all thanks to you. 666 00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:10,601 Bravo, Maxine. 667 00:39:11,435 --> 00:39:13,562 Or should I say "brava"? 668 00:39:13,562 --> 00:39:17,649 And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. 669 00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:22,404 She's not the first rocket to the moon, but she's a darn fine runner-up. 670 00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:28,410 And a-- ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 671 00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:32,706 five, four, three, two, one. 672 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,879 Booster ignition. And liftoff. 673 00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:43,425 Is it supposed to happen fast? 674 00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:45,761 - I don't think so. - Great. 675 00:39:46,303 --> 00:39:47,387 I don't feel anything. 676 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:50,390 Fly me to the moon 677 00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:55,270 And let me play up there With those stars 678 00:39:55,979 --> 00:40:02,903 Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars 679 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:09,535 In other words, hold my hand... 680 00:40:14,248 --> 00:40:15,832 - Evening edition's in. - Thank you. 681 00:40:20,379 --> 00:40:22,297 And quickly, I pass it to Yaniv. 682 00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:25,592 And then he said, "That's not a deutsche mark." 683 00:40:29,847 --> 00:40:30,973 Mr. Simmons. 684 00:40:31,473 --> 00:40:34,518 This is Bobby. Bobby is the bartender here at the club, 685 00:40:34,518 --> 00:40:36,812 and he's also our pool boy. 686 00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:38,981 Your Highness. 687 00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:40,899 Can I talk to you in private? 688 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:53,287 Tell my wife I have some business to attend to. 689 00:40:53,287 --> 00:40:54,788 I'll meet her back at the house. 690 00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:01,378 Maxine. 691 00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:03,213 Hi. 692 00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:04,423 May I have a word? 693 00:41:05,007 --> 00:41:06,466 Would it mattered if I said no? 694 00:41:08,677 --> 00:41:11,388 Remember that little confusion about your pageant wins? 695 00:41:11,889 --> 00:41:12,931 Well, 696 00:41:12,931 --> 00:41:17,311 I had to ask a local Tennessee paper to rush me copies via facsimile. 697 00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:19,938 And I have to say, I found some strange things. 698 00:41:20,939 --> 00:41:21,940 Do tell. 699 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:23,775 The winners of those pageants-- 700 00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:27,070 Well, the names are not you. But the pictures are. 701 00:41:30,449 --> 00:41:32,326 - You wanna know the truth? - I do. 702 00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:38,373 Maxine Dellacorte is a nobody. 703 00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:42,878 My maiden name is Horton 704 00:41:43,378 --> 00:41:46,256 because it was the name of the washbasin I was found in 705 00:41:46,924 --> 00:41:47,925 when I was a baby. 706 00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:55,057 I grew up in an orphanage, without anything or anyone. 707 00:41:55,849 --> 00:42:01,522 But what I did have-- the one thing I had-- was them. 708 00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:06,652 The glamorous and proud, 709 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:10,948 shallow ladies of The Shiny Sheet. 710 00:42:13,325 --> 00:42:19,164 I would pore through those pictures, just imagining what their lives were like. 711 00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:21,583 So perfect. 712 00:42:22,668 --> 00:42:24,002 They were so adored. 713 00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:29,258 I signed up for my first pageant 714 00:42:29,258 --> 00:42:31,760 and used the name of someone I had just read about. 715 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,011 Just for the fun of it. 716 00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:38,225 I didn't know who I was yet, so I just used their names. 717 00:42:41,186 --> 00:42:44,398 And that's it, Ann. That's all it is. 718 00:42:45,148 --> 00:42:47,150 Go ahead. Print it. 719 00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:50,237 My life honestly can't get any worse. 720 00:42:50,988 --> 00:42:51,989 Print it all. 721 00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:56,785 That's it? 722 00:42:57,870 --> 00:42:59,037 What do you mean, "That's it"? 723 00:42:59,037 --> 00:43:03,250 Maxine, no one is going to want to read that. 724 00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:06,670 Well, my feelings are unexpectedly hurt. 725 00:43:11,091 --> 00:43:12,092 Give me a hug. 726 00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:34,448 Come on. 727 00:43:35,532 --> 00:43:37,743 - Let's go. - Where are we going? 728 00:43:38,911 --> 00:43:40,454 I'm gonna take you home, my friend. 729 00:43:41,038 --> 00:43:42,164 Let's do this. 730 00:43:42,164 --> 00:43:43,457 Don't you have to work? 731 00:43:43,957 --> 00:43:44,958 Let them fire me. 732 00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:46,335 Come on. 733 00:44:20,577 --> 00:44:21,620 What are those? 734 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:24,164 Norma's invitations for the Beach Ball. 735 00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:28,001 No, we're not doing the Beach Ball. 736 00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:30,462 We are broke again. 737 00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:34,466 How do you think the ladies around here make their money? 738 00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:35,425 Aren't they just rich? 739 00:44:35,425 --> 00:44:39,680 When Dinah makes $200,000 for cancer, how much do you think goes to cancer? 740 00:44:40,472 --> 00:44:41,557 $200,000. 741 00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:43,684 More like 2,000. 742 00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:47,479 And when Raquel raises half a million dollars for the Batistas, 743 00:44:48,564 --> 00:44:49,940 they get 10,000. 744 00:44:50,607 --> 00:44:53,235 You don't have to have money for the Beach Ball. 745 00:44:53,235 --> 00:44:55,445 - The Beach Ball is the money. - Wait. 746 00:44:55,445 --> 00:44:56,655 And you don't need a Rolodex 747 00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:59,992 because the blackmail is right here in the invitations. 748 00:45:03,495 --> 00:45:04,580 Read one, please. 749 00:45:05,539 --> 00:45:06,623 Go ahead. Read. 750 00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:15,465 "Dearest Teddy, 751 00:45:15,465 --> 00:45:18,010 I heard you had too much fun last summer with a new friend. 752 00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:20,512 Hopefully the next will prove less eventful. Sh"-- 753 00:45:21,972 --> 00:45:23,432 "Shame about the car. 754 00:45:24,099 --> 00:45:26,059 Send my regards to Joan. 755 00:45:27,895 --> 00:45:28,896 Love, Norma." 756 00:45:29,646 --> 00:45:31,815 I don't think I could do this. 757 00:45:31,815 --> 00:45:33,275 It's just one time. 758 00:45:34,359 --> 00:45:36,278 And it's not you. You didn't sign those. 759 00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:40,949 Robert, if I send those, it makes me-- 760 00:45:40,949 --> 00:45:42,075 Just like Norma. 761 00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:44,995 Do you wanna save the Dellacortes? 762 00:45:52,169 --> 00:45:53,212 - Here you go. - What? 763 00:45:53,212 --> 00:45:55,881 And now you have to go 'cause I have company. 764 00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:58,926 What do you mean, someone's coming over? Who's coming over? 765 00:45:58,926 --> 00:46:00,010 A friend. 766 00:46:00,594 --> 00:46:02,054 You just gave me a lot of information. 767 00:46:02,054 --> 00:46:04,389 - I wanna talk about it. - See you later. 768 00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:07,684 - I thought I was your only friend. - Bye-bye. 769 00:46:12,648 --> 00:46:14,149 Here we go. 770 00:46:29,623 --> 00:46:30,707 Do you feel that? 771 00:46:41,051 --> 00:46:42,052 Do you see? 772 00:46:44,596 --> 00:46:45,722 Do you see that? 773 00:46:48,475 --> 00:46:50,269 This is big stuff, ma'am. 774 00:47:07,744 --> 00:47:10,163 Takeoff is going smoothly so far... 775 00:47:10,163 --> 00:47:12,332 Feels weird without Linda here. 776 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:14,209 She made her choice. 777 00:47:20,299 --> 00:47:21,300 What's wrong? 778 00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:23,927 My husband's number came up. 779 00:47:27,055 --> 00:47:28,265 He ships out this week. 780 00:47:41,445 --> 00:47:42,487 Hello, Robert. 781 00:47:43,822 --> 00:47:44,907 Hello, Your Highness. 782 00:47:57,878 --> 00:47:59,129 I am somebody. 783 00:48:04,384 --> 00:48:05,552 I am somebody. 784 00:48:07,763 --> 00:48:08,972 I am somebody. 785 00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:32,913 I think I'll just go slip slidin' away. 786 00:48:46,218 --> 00:48:47,219 Dad? 787 00:49:48,488 --> 00:49:50,032 Revolver.