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Let's get these thrusters activated
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so we can launch out into space
and do our mission!
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Roger. I have reset the tracker,
the SI fuel, S-IVB octave levels are high,
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and the GDC trans control powers
are all set.
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We are ready to set up
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the SP thrust directors
on the booster logic dump!
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Go ahead and get those boosters running.
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Stop touching those things.
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Do you know what you're doing?
No, you don't. So stop touching them.
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Ground control to Apollo 12.
You are go for launch.
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Is it too late to change partners?
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- T-minus ten, nine...
- Counting down.
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...eight-- Main engine start.
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One small step, pal!
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Wowee.
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Just like I imagined it.
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Endless horizon full of possibilities.
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I think I'm gonna vomit.
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Apollo 12, prepare for reentry.
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Roger that, controller man!
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Please, God, no more!
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- I have some news.
- Spare me the suspense.
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The gun, it's gone.
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What do you mean "gone"?
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I threw it into the ocean!
And the Rolodex!
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You found Norma's Rolodex?
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Well, little did I know, it ended up
in the hands of the pool boy.
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Then Linda found it, stole it
and then destroyed it!
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Anyway, it doesn't matter, it's amazing!
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You're free, Evelyn. Everyone's free!
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Oh, God.
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How was it, ladies?
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So good, I nearly tinkled.
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- You dumb fucking dum-dum.
- What?
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I told you to keep that gun
in the safety-deposit box.
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- You have really gone and fucked me.
- What?
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And if what you said is true,
Linda's fucked the Beach Ball.
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You think I was after that Rolodex
for the goddamn addresses?
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God, fuck it!
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Get me out of here!
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Reach for my hand!
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- Oh, yes, yes. All right. Okay.
- Give me your hand! Pull! Harder!
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- Pull! Pull harder!
- Your nails--
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- Very thin wrists. I'm sorry--
- Pull! Pull it!
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{\an8}My head was spinning.
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{\an8}Certain I would be celebrated
for freeing everyone from the Rolodex.
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My boosters had fired,
but somehow I was still on the launchpad!
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Did we lose Evelyn?
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I think the space simulator
made her a smidge queasy.
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Ladies, welcome to NASA.
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Over here, we have an exact replica
of the suit Mr. Neil Armstrong wore
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when he walked on the moon.
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Where's the original?
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He took it home.
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Right this way.
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Ladies, I wanted to ask you a question
about the Beach Ball.
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We all know our dear Norma
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is known for safeguarding
the secrets of the town,
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with the requisite expectation
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that her silence be rewarded
by gala attendance.
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- Uh-huh.
- Go on.
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What if
I was a different kind of socialite?
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What if, from here until all the tomorrows
to come,
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the Beach Ball was just the most
important, grand ball of the season?
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No threats attached.
Completely consensual.
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Then why would we come?
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Maybe if you had a real somebody
in attendance.
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A marquee guest.
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But no one would come
just for you, Maxine.
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And now, the apex of our tour.
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I present to you
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the finest America has to offer!
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Yes, these are actual astronauts
in quarantine
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before their mission next week.
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...three, four.
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One, two, three,
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keep going-- four.
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Now, if you could get one of them,
I would come immediately.
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I mean attend.
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I said, "31 floors?
Hell, Perry, let's make it 32 floors."
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And he said, "Let's make it 33 floors!"
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And then I said, "Let's go to 34 floors!"
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Thirty-four floors!
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Am I not enough?
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For the condos?
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The Beach Ball. If it's just me.
For people to come.
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Are you even listening to me?
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This is a big deal.
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We even scored Pinky Kimberley-Marco.
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Raquel's mobster husband?
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Pinky is the best contractor
in Palm Beach.
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Perry even got him to agree
to cut us in for cost.
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Linda said Perry's hinky.
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Come again?
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She might have even used the word
"radioactive".
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Max, Perry may be spirited,
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but it's that same go-get-'em nature
that landed us royalty.
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Royalty?
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The investor that we met with in DC
is the one and only Prince of Luxembourg.
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Wow. Perry really does run
with the horses.
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That's what we're hashing out tonight
over dinner.
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Guess what? The new-- get this--
West Palm Beach
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Prince of Luxembourg Luxury Towers.
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Perry's confident, with the imprimatur
of a prince, people will go anywhere,
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even West Palm Beach.
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Anywhere...
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Douglas, I think
you just saved the Beach Ball.
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Have I now?
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Oh, yes, you did. Those ladies
would go to a Tijuana donkey show
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if it meant meeting a real prince.
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I'll-- When we're at dinner,
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I'll invite him myself
to be my marquee guest.
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Douglas?
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Here's the thing about that.
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This is what you'd call a carefully
choreographed song and dance
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set to a finely calibrated orchestration,
Maxine.
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Douglas?
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- It's a boys' dinner.
- No.
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It's not personal, Max.
It's business. You understand.
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You told him!
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You told my husband about the other night,
and now he's upset with me.
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And I'm not enough. And he's having dinner
with a prince without me.
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And now I don't have a chance
to invite him to the party!
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What happened the other night?
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Maybe, out of insecurity
and too many Grasshoppers,
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maybe someone made a silly mistake
with someone who drove me home.
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Maybe that sort of thing happens
to someone all the time?
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So it wasn't a big deal.
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Well, maybe someone could be
a little more modest.
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And maybe someone isn't used to
being rejected,
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even if someone didn't mean it.
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There you go.
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I didn't tell your husband a thing
because there's nothing to tell, Maxine.
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You didn't?
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I didn't.
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Hi, Norma!
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I'll let you two eat your applesauce.
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We did it, ladies!
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"Investigations show
that real estate scion Perry Donahue
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frequently paid off inspectors
during the construction
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of the Emerald Isle condominium complex."
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My friend at the Miami Herald
sent me an advance copy.
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First we expose Perry, then Agnew,
and then Nixon!
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The first domino of the patriarchy
is about to fall.
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Already feels safer for this little one.
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I'm sorry,
we don't sell The Shiny Sheet here.
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What did you do with the Rolodex,
you spoiled little shit?
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What Rolodex is that?
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The fucking Rolodex
that controls this entire town.
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What did you do with it?
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Linda?
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Did you do something with it?
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We better have this conversation
in private.
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Lead on, Linda.
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What?
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You burned it?
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Can you keep your voice down?
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I will keep my voice at present volume
as long as I please! Please and thank you!
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- Oh, my God!
- I did the world a favor.
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Don't you get righteous with me,
you murderous twat.
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That is so offensive on so many levels.
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You two nitwits deserve each other.
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- What did Maxine do?
- She didn't tell you?
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Tale as old as time. She found the gun
you shot your father with
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and threw it into the sea.
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- What?
- Wipe that smirk off your face.
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Wow. Well, you've already showed
your hand, Evelyn,
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by showing your face in West Palm Beach.
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Eat a dirty sock, Linda.
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This is not over. Far from it.
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Where are you going?
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I'm gonna go tell my father on you.
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For the record,
I was never in West Palm Beach.
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Excuse me. My husband, Douglas,
is here dining with a Mr. Donahue
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and the Prince of Luxembourg.
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Tell the story.
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You know what, I think I see 'em.
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No-- Okay.
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- Excuse me, I just need to powder my nose.
- Yes, of course.
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Maxine!
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Bathroom. Now.
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Yeah, that's the thing...
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Don't tell me you came here innocently
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dressed in the national colors
of Luxembourg, Maxine.
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For your information,
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Douglas forgot his plans,
and I came to drop them off.
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And now that I'm here, I happen to see
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this wasn't actually
a boys' dinner after all.
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The prince wasn't about to go stag.
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Well, what about you?
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Someone has to keep Perry sober
while they close this thing.
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Dinah?
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Perry knows, Maxine!
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About my affair with Eddie.
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- Oh, no.
- The little pied-à-terre I bought him.
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Everything. And I am furious!
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You're furious?
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He says it frees him up
to do what he wants.
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All of a sudden, he's a bohème.
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I already know he's seeing other women.
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I think it might be my manicurist.
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Why do you think that?
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She kinda told me.
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Tonight, I am the dutiful wife
until they close this deal.
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That means there'll be loads of cash
in the bank
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if Perry and I had to divorce.
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You're not gonna get divorced.
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Don't say divorce.
Please don't say divorce.
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You can't just jump
right to divorce, Dinah.
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- You're not getting divorced.
- Maxine, what is wrong with you?
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- No one's getting divorced.
- What is wrong with you, Maxine?
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Remember the other night,
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when you suggested that maybe I find
a little side dish of my own?
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Yes?
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Well, when you and I were drinking
and driving on the green,
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I sort of let my guard down,
thanks to the devil of high spirits.
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And, well, I may
have carried out that advice.
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Who?
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The pool boy. Oh, no. Douglas knows.
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I can feel it. He senses something!
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That's why he didn't invite me to dinner!
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Oh, Dinah, what have I done?
I don't want to get divorced.
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Why are you laughing?
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I'm sorry. We've all tried with Robert.
Lucky Norma. He's a one-woman man.
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Personally,
I think it's even simpler than that.
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He's a "momo."
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What's a momo?
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He's a fruit, Maxine.
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Go home. Think about your choices.
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Fruit.
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Find everything you needed?
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Great.
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Quite the healthy appetite.
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For reading, of course.
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Did you find what you were looking for?
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I hope you saved a little something
for the rest of us.
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Grayman. It's long for Gregor.
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No names.
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{\an8}- Surprise.
- Oh, my God.
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Buttercream cake.
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All right, here we go.
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- So, guess what, Dad?
- What?
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We have something to celebrate.
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- Celebrate?
- Yes. I have this friend, Maxine.
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Yeah?
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She found the gun.
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Norma's gun.
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I don't believe it.
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She threw it in the ocean. It's gone.
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It's gone, Dad.
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Oh, my God.
252
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,617
You are free, ma'am.
253
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,744
What is freedom, right?
254
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:13,121
And the Evelyn knows this?
255
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,082
She's the one who spilled the news.
256
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,750
Of course. That's her job.
257
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,796
Why don't you do me a favor,
come around and sit over here by me.
258
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:23,757
- Okay.
- Oh, man.
259
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,346
So...
260
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,724
Oh, my God.
261
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,979
You know, there's one thing about this...
262
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:43,777
the Morpheus. It holds the pain at bay.
263
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,407
But it's a goddamn worse way to live
than you'll ever know.
264
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:54,371
That's 'cause of me, Dad.
I'm so, so sorry.
265
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,874
I'm not a puzzle.
266
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,127
You know how I lived
my whole goddamn life.
267
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,256
And all the men that came before,
how they lived their lives.
268
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:08,510
And the horrible legacy of the family.
And that's on me.
269
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,513
And I'm ashamed of that.
270
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,309
And I'm ashamed I let you down, ever.
271
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,644
But I did it daily.
272
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,524
And now I don't even know
how to say I'm sorry.
273
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,364
Can you ever forgive me?
274
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,538
I see you.
275
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,665
I've always seen you, Dad.
276
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,002
And I'm here.
277
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,339
I'm right here.
278
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,058
You know what?
279
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,603
I better have another shot of this,
280
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:01,730
or I'm gonna turn into another asshole.
281
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,526
It's all kinked up, huh?
282
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,319
I'm sorry.
283
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,154
Jesus Christ.
284
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,489
You okay? Good?
285
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,617
Yeah, that's better than good.
286
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,501
I wanna go.
287
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,047
I know.
288
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,093
And you can.
289
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,388
You can, Dad. I'm gonna be okay.
290
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,351
You promise?
291
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,229
I promise.
292
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,485
I'm afraid.
293
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:58,745
Take a look at the nation's heroes,
who, in just a few hours,
294
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,790
will break our earthly bonds
and head towards the moon.
295
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,084
Liquor, 10,000.
296
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:09,131
Tents, tables, linens, 12,000.
297
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,176
...were released from quarantine
298
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:15,387
on December 10th
and will be the second crew to touch down
299
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:17,806
on Earth's natural satellite.
300
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:18,807
Oh, my God.
301
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:24,771
Morning, darling.
302
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,400
What are you doing awake so early?
303
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,279
You were, how do I say, out all night.
304
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,655
We closed the club.
305
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,326
Must have been quite dull
with just the boys.
306
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,704
I am the king of condos.
307
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,289
You closed the deal with the prince?
308
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,542
Only took 18 hours
and six bottles of schnapps,
309
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,295
but the ink is drying as we speak.
310
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:52,090
Oh, Douglas. I am so proud of you.
Congratulations.
311
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,426
Did you ask him about the Beach Ball?
312
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,345
It just never came up.
313
00:18:57,763 --> 00:18:58,847
Not in 18 hours?
314
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:03,268
That old Euro bastard,
he not only is going to invest,
315
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:09,149
he is going to take
the first sponsor unit.
316
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,695
These units,
they're just gonna sell themselves.
317
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,781
So, he'll be here for the season?
318
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:19,451
Oh, shit. Wiring instructions.
319
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:24,915
I need you to transfer $500,000 to
this account.
320
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:27,376
- Five hundred?
- That's the seed money for Perry.
321
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,002
Who are these 12?
322
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,548
There's Pinky, the subcontractors,
to get the permit started--
323
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,508
And I need you to get $250,000
324
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,301
to the prince to use his name.
325
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,387
He would prefer a cashier's check.
326
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,597
- Gee, that's--
- I know, it's amazing.
327
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:45,060
It's only the beginning.
And Perry has made me partner.
328
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,020
That's wonderful.
329
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:51,775
I must tell you,
this does leave the estate a bit tight.
330
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:55,028
And that's why we need to move on this
before Aunt Norma...
331
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,364
You know?
332
00:19:58,282 --> 00:19:59,283
I'll run to the bank.
333
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,367
Great.
334
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:11,336
But I do think that I should present
the check to the prince.
335
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:18,051
I would just love to meet
my partner's partner, partner.
336
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,429
Sure thing, babe. Deal's done.
Whatever you want.
337
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,723
The prince will be there celebrating
338
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,267
at the club tonight
for that moon launch thingy.
339
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,895
So you can pitch the idea to him yourself.
340
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,897
- Okay.
- I'm gonna hit the hay.
341
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:32,816
Maybe hit the shower.
342
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,694
And wipe off the sweet smell of success?
343
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,071
Is that what that is?
344
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,907
Great heroes whom all adore.
345
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,911
Never would these men grovel
at the idea of royalty.
346
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:47,789
Or humiliate themselves by making a pass
at someone in their own home
347
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:51,126
they couldn't even tell was a homosexual.
348
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,796
And I like your accent.
349
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,299
I'll tell you in person.
350
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,927
- Promise.
- Do you wear loafers?
351
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:03,805
Can I call you back?
352
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,268
Well, hello to you too.
353
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:11,772
Do you wear loafers?
354
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,692
Yes. What is this about?
355
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:19,112
Do you stand lightly in them?
356
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,701
I'm gonna go check on Norma.
357
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,704
Are you a man who always rings twice?
358
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:30,457
A gentleman of the piers?
A man with a long handshake?
359
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,751
An evening botanist?
Do you tiptoe through the tulips?
360
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,003
Maxine, what is it exactly
that you wanna ask me?
361
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,421
Are you a "momo"?
362
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,549
- A what?
- Are you gay?
363
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:44,555
I've been with men. I've been with women.
364
00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:47,850
Well, then-- Well, what's wrong with me?
365
00:21:52,104 --> 00:21:53,105
I am gay.
366
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,441
And there is nothing wrong with you.
367
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,527
It's just that we're friends.
368
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,154
We're not friends.
369
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,825
I have lunch with my friends,
and I play tennis with my friends.
370
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:05,951
Those are not your friends.
371
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,037
Friends don't fight like you and I do.
372
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,998
Yes, they do. All the time.
373
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,044
I guess so.
374
00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:23,969
If I catch you hitting on my husband...
375
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,639
- What?
- Well, don't laugh in my face.
376
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,558
He's not my type.
377
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,186
Douglas is everyone's type. Please.
378
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,479
Is that Norma?
379
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:35,939
That's Norma.
380
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,318
- Norma.
- Oh, my--
381
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:40,944
- Norma.
- What are you doing?
382
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,614
- Breathe.
- Has this happened before?
383
00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:45,824
Yes, maybe once. Yeah.
384
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:47,284
She's trying to walk.
385
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:48,577
That's incredibly optimistic of you.
386
00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:50,746
Maybe it's all the progress
you've done with the Beach Ball.
387
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,956
You're giving her a reason to hold on.
388
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:57,169
Uh-huh.
389
00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:59,755
Well, I'll let you-- to get her in bed.
390
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:04,510
Maybe she wants to wear her crown again.
391
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:09,556
Yes, I'm Robert.
392
00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:13,560
Oh, fuck.
393
00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,613
In a town of Chanel Number Five,
394
00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:29,952
any smell, any scent of L'Air du Temps
can only mean one thing.
395
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:33,997
Evelyn Rollins is in the building.
396
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:36,667
I've never seen you nap
with so many pillows.
397
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,126
That can't be good for your breathing.
398
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,336
I'm meditating.
399
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,880
I see Linda's already been here.
400
00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:44,633
She can't be too concerned
about your health.
401
00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:48,470
Sure. Let's beat Linda up again.
Beat the shit out of her.
402
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,515
- Well, it's a box cake.
- Jesus Christ. I love buttercream cake,
403
00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:55,727
and she gives it to me
just because it makes me feel good, ma'am.
404
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,939
- Did you eat all of that?
- I'm 86. Give me a fucking break.
405
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:05,821
Linda told me about the gun.
406
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,159
Norma was doing
what was best for all of us.
407
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:15,414
And she knew
that I loved you so very much.
408
00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:18,417
I only wanted
to be an honest woman, Skeet.
409
00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:20,377
I wanted to be your woman.
410
00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:25,507
And I knew I had to make sure that I spent
the rest of my life with you at your side,
411
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:29,595
protecting you from that
gun-crazed little hippie.
412
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:32,389
But you spent the rest of your life
spending my money
413
00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,893
protecting your interests.
414
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,645
First of all, it's our money.
415
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:41,732
We're married.
416
00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:43,483
Yes.
417
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:49,198
And second of all, you loved me once.
I know you did.
418
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,284
You remember Capri?
419
00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:53,660
Mustique?
420
00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:56,705
Honey, Acapulco.
421
00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,917
Yeah,
but the gun made all of us prisoners.
422
00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:03,086
Marriage shouldn't be a prison.
423
00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:06,465
And yet here we are.
424
00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:13,805
You wouldn't be
thinking of seeking parole?
425
00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:14,890
Parole?
426
00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:18,769
What, do you think
after all these years of my life,
427
00:25:18,769 --> 00:25:20,729
that I'm gonna divorce you?
428
00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:24,566
That's out of the question,
for Christ's sake.
429
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:27,486
If you think I wanna spend my final days--
430
00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:30,447
- No. Don't speak of final days.
- In litigation...
431
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,908
- Don't speak of final days. Don't speak--
- I'm no-- Litigation's out.
432
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:39,498
Save the histrionics
and the theatrics, please
433
00:25:39,498 --> 00:25:43,293
because you've been planning
my goddamn funeral for 18 years.
434
00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,128
Look me in the eye.
435
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:50,092
That is not fair, Skeet.
I have done nothing but take care of you.
436
00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:52,803
- With a proxy of nurses. That's true.
- Well--
437
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:56,765
And, madam, despite
the fact you probably don't believe it,
438
00:25:57,558 --> 00:26:00,185
I will take care of you
when the time comes.
439
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,481
Is that a threat?
440
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,614
Maxine.
441
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:15,450
I didn't think anyone was in here.
I'll let you be.
442
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:17,995
Oh, no. Stay. I insist.
443
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,092
Ruby Ray Kissed number four.
444
00:26:32,843 --> 00:26:34,094
- Come again?
- Your polish.
445
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,054
Your toes are ten little kisses.
446
00:26:38,015 --> 00:26:39,433
We're talking toes again, are we?
447
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:40,684
Well...
448
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:45,480
You know, when I first met you, I thought,
"Well, there's a breath of fresh air.
449
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,901
Someone nice.
Wouldn't it be great for nice to win?"
450
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:52,487
Well, I was nice in return, wasn't I?
451
00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:53,405
You were.
452
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,742
I just get the feeling
that you've been dodging me.
453
00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:04,291
Something I'd like to clarify
for the article I'm writing.
454
00:27:06,043 --> 00:27:10,005
Miss Junior Ocoee '43, Eleanor Zanzy.
455
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,717
Miss Chattanooga '49, Elise Cunningham.
456
00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:15,844
- Miss Mineral Buff--
- Bluff.
457
00:27:16,637 --> 00:27:18,222
You know, it's like a cliff
458
00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:20,349
- or a sand dune or--
- Like a bluff?
459
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:22,267
Yeah.
460
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,019
I knew I'd heard their names before,
461
00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:27,105
so I combed through back issues
of The Shiny Sheet.
462
00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:32,152
All those winners,
they're all dead Palm Beach socialites.
463
00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,447
Well, it's not what you think.
464
00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:37,449
What do you think I think?
465
00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,534
Maybe I killed those ladies
466
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,494
and now that you know my secret,
I'm gonna kill you too.
467
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:44,039
Those women died
before you were even born,
468
00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:48,210
and I am certain none of them ever
set foot in the great state of Tennessee.
469
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,630
Just what is going on, Maxine?
470
00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:56,426
I am a winner.
471
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:02,391
Am I interrupting anything?
472
00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,936
No. I was just leaving.
473
00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:07,896
I'm on deadline.
474
00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:16,905
I couldn't help overhear you
declare yourself a winner, friend.
475
00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:20,409
I dare say that you were referring
to my gala.
476
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,036
The Fibs.
477
00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:28,625
Yes, the Fibs,
who remain in financial limbo. Yes.
478
00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:32,504
I need my $75,000, Maxine.
479
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:33,589
Course.
480
00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:34,882
Today.
481
00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:40,429
Or I will be forced to conclude
that you don't have $75,000.
482
00:28:42,556 --> 00:28:49,271
And if you would deceive the Fibs,
Maxine, who else might you deceive?
483
00:28:50,105 --> 00:28:52,191
Reputation is everything.
484
00:28:52,191 --> 00:28:57,738
Especially now,
with no leverage nor guest of honor.
485
00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,035
You will get your money, Mary.
486
00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:07,956
The first wire is 500,000.
These 12 checks.
487
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:11,668
And then I need a cashier's check for 250.
That's 250,000.
488
00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:13,921
- I'll prepare these for signature.
- Thank you.
489
00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:16,632
Wait.
490
00:29:18,217 --> 00:29:19,593
Could I get one more?
491
00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:23,096
Make it out to
the Palm Beach Fibrosis Foundation,
492
00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,348
care of Mary Davidsoul.
493
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:26,391
For 75,000.
494
00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:36,652
Hey.
495
00:29:37,361 --> 00:29:38,362
Hey.
496
00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:46,203
Yeah, I just wanted to say, "Hey,"
and, I don't know,
497
00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:49,957
see if you know where I could score
some LSD.
498
00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:53,877
It's for my dad.
499
00:29:54,503 --> 00:29:55,671
Fern's always holding.
500
00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:01,343
And I guess I owe you an apology.
501
00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:05,138
The Perry Donahue exposé
is hitting newsstands any minute now.
502
00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:07,641
We're finally making a difference
in the world.
503
00:30:07,641 --> 00:30:08,934
Right. Oh, yeah.
504
00:30:09,518 --> 00:30:10,811
Ain't that what you wanted?
505
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,312
Course.
506
00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:16,775
Then why'd you burn the Rolodex?
507
00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:19,236
I know it was my idea in the first place.
508
00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:21,989
But really, Virginia?
509
00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:25,367
Is that really the great idea?
Kneecapping Perry?
510
00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:27,870
So we're endangering other people?
Innocent people?
511
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,913
You mean your weird friend Maxine?
512
00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:31,123
Oh, please.
513
00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:33,166
Look, I hate to break it to you,
514
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,128
but Maxine,
she's a tool of the patriarchy too.
515
00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,631
She's a skosh delusional that's for sure.
516
00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:42,676
But a tool? Hardly. Come on.
517
00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:46,513
Once we start,
where is this ever gonna stop?
518
00:30:47,556 --> 00:30:49,641
And who else is gonna get hurt
along the way?
519
00:30:50,893 --> 00:30:51,810
I don't know.
520
00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:55,230
Maybe all the people that's been doing
all the hurting up until now.
521
00:30:56,106 --> 00:31:00,944
Agnew, Nixon and whoever else
was in that damn Rolodex.
522
00:31:02,404 --> 00:31:04,907
I get it. I do.
523
00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:08,118
I'm going through a lot
of stuff right now. Okay?
524
00:31:08,619 --> 00:31:11,830
Are you? Did you know that people think
you gave me the money for this place?
525
00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:13,248
What?
526
00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:15,250
You never notice how
when people walk in here,
527
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,586
they automatically assume
that you're in charge?
528
00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:21,048
Please tell me how to make it better.
529
00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:23,717
Don't use me
as a barometer measuring your goodness.
530
00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:26,762
- What's that supposed to mean?
- You know.
531
00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:31,308
You did a bad thing, Linda.
532
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:35,354
- Depends on who you ask.
- I ain't gotta ask nobody.
533
00:31:36,188 --> 00:31:38,649
Well, I am sorry
I'm such a disappointment to you.
534
00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:40,484
But this is not the time.
535
00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:42,319
It never is.
536
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:50,494
Good afternoon, ladies
and gentlemen, on this historic day.
537
00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:53,664
Grab yourself a pair of binoculars
and a cocktail
538
00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:57,918
from one of our
out-of-sight little space gals.
539
00:31:57,918 --> 00:32:00,879
We're just an hour away from liftoff.
540
00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:02,047
Where are those two?
541
00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:04,007
- Who two?
- Perry and Dinah.
542
00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:07,094
We're supposed to join them
in a celebration-of-the-condos toast.
543
00:32:09,054 --> 00:32:11,473
- Mitzi. Hi.
- Maxine. Hi.
544
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:13,600
Wanna try a Sputnik?
545
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,102
It's just a white Russian.
546
00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:18,564
Or a Milky Way? Also just a white Russian.
547
00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:20,983
No thanks, sweetie.
Douglas, you remember Mitzi?
548
00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:23,026
- You met at Havana Nights.
- Yeah, of course.
549
00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:24,611
Perry told me you were working
at the club.
550
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:25,696
I'm glad that worked out.
551
00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:29,116
So listen, I gotta go find
that old so-and-so. Lots to celebrate!
552
00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,995
- He seems excited.
- Well, he ought to be.
553
00:32:32,995 --> 00:32:35,163
Looks like my prince is
about to land a prince,
554
00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:38,125
- and I'm on my way to do the same.
- Good luck.
555
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,751
Confidence is running high, Mitzi.
556
00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:41,962
It's all in the crown.
557
00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:46,675
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are just an hour away from liftoff.
558
00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:49,761
A mission in the name of science.
559
00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,889
Our brave astronauts plan to gather data
560
00:32:51,889 --> 00:32:53,932
that will expand
our collective consciousness.
561
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,811
I always thought that I might be allowed
562
00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,521
to go into space one day.
563
00:33:02,024 --> 00:33:03,692
There's still time, Pop.
564
00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:10,824
Loxahatchee's finest,
courtesy of my buddy Fern.
565
00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,160
That's my girl.
566
00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:16,205
Why are you putting your glasses on?
567
00:33:16,205 --> 00:33:18,332
'Cause I wanna see where we're gonna go.
568
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:19,416
Okay.
569
00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:23,670
I'll just do this.
570
00:33:26,507 --> 00:33:28,509
- Ready to go to the moon?
- Sit back, relax
571
00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:33,013
and open yourself
to the endless bounds of the cosmos.
572
00:33:34,556 --> 00:33:35,557
Off we go.
573
00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:42,564
Hey, Maxine.
574
00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:49,071
May I present the Prince of Luxembourg,
and the princess, Stephanie.
575
00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:08,130
Sorry,
my pronunciation may be a little off.
576
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:11,927
I just popped in to the local library to
try to pick up some Luxembourgish phrases.
577
00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:13,262
- So, that's all I got.
- What did I tell ya,
578
00:34:13,262 --> 00:34:14,554
Princie? Isn't she a hoot?
579
00:34:14,554 --> 00:34:16,974
Ja. A for certain hoot.
580
00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:19,184
Thank you, Your Majesty.
581
00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:24,231
Okay.
Well, I would like to now present to you
582
00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:28,360
this cashier's check for $250,000
583
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,529
in exchange for your name and likeness
584
00:34:30,529 --> 00:34:34,283
for the West Palm Beach Prince
of Luxembourg Luxury Towers.
585
00:34:35,993 --> 00:34:37,870
The pleasure is mine.
586
00:34:38,579 --> 00:34:40,080
This is just the beginning of a new dawn
587
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,706
- in Palm Beach.
- Yes.
588
00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:42,791
Here's to us.
589
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:44,168
- Let's take a picture.
- Yeah.
590
00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:46,545
Commemorate this historic moment.
591
00:34:46,545 --> 00:34:47,629
No photo.
592
00:34:48,213 --> 00:34:50,757
I am publicity shy. You see?
593
00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:55,179
Yes, I understand all about publicity.
You and me.
594
00:34:55,179 --> 00:34:56,722
I'm a pageant girl, you see?
595
00:34:57,556 --> 00:34:59,850
So, as one crown wearer to another,
596
00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:04,021
I would also like to ask you to
be my official special guest
597
00:35:04,021 --> 00:35:06,064
at the 50th annual Beach Ball.
598
00:35:07,191 --> 00:35:08,150
No. No photo.
599
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:09,651
Oh, no. We don't have to do photos.
600
00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:12,446
Sure, we can do a whole photography block.
601
00:35:12,446 --> 00:35:13,780
Miss Douglas.
602
00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:17,242
Thank you for your honor.
603
00:35:17,242 --> 00:35:20,329
Condos, yes. As agreed.
604
00:35:20,329 --> 00:35:22,915
Check, yes. As agreed.
605
00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:27,961
But this Balls on the Beach, sadly no.
606
00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:30,380
- No photo.
- I am a shy man.
607
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:33,300
Oh, yes. We can get you a private tent.
608
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,719
Beautiful private tent with curtains,
and no one will even see you.
609
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,930
- Maxine, the prince said no.
- No one-- Hold on, Douglas.
610
00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:40,057
You can stay in the car.
You can just drive by
611
00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:41,642
and roll the windows down and wave.
612
00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,936
- Like, your royal wave. Douglas.
- Max.
613
00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:46,021
- You can just-just pop in.
- Max.
614
00:35:47,231 --> 00:35:49,233
I truly am sorry.
615
00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:50,984
- Just get out of your car?
- Max.
616
00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:52,861
- Circle around and get back in?
- Honey. Max.
617
00:35:52,861 --> 00:35:54,154
You can do it with the windows up.
618
00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:55,781
- Just honk your horn.
- Babe.
619
00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:08,877
- Hey.
- Sorry.
620
00:36:09,628 --> 00:36:10,629
Sorry.
621
00:36:12,881 --> 00:36:15,884
Not quite the face of freedom, Maxine.
622
00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:21,640
It's over, Evelyn.
623
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,975
Come again?
624
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:26,478
It's over. It's all over. The Beach Ball.
625
00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:31,358
I tried to land a marquee guest,
and I-- Didn't work out.
626
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,734
It's all right.
627
00:36:33,402 --> 00:36:34,444
- It is?
- Sure.
628
00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:36,822
You'll throw a giant, expensive gala
629
00:36:36,822 --> 00:36:41,660
whose guest list is composed only
of the ding-a-ling ladies of Palm Beach,
630
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:43,787
and you will be roundly ridiculed
631
00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:47,040
as a bunch of garish ice sculptures melt
around you.
632
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,877
And at long last,
you will be run out of town on a rail.
633
00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:54,006
And that's all right with me.
634
00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:56,466
Gee, that's a nice thing to say.
635
00:36:56,466 --> 00:37:00,512
And all this in the name of what?
What did you call it, Maxine? What was it?
636
00:37:00,512 --> 00:37:01,430
Freedom.
637
00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:04,474
Let me tell you a little something
about freedom:
638
00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:06,476
It's a nightmare.
639
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:13,192
That Rolodex, Maxine,
and frankly, that gun
640
00:37:13,192 --> 00:37:15,194
were instruments of society.
641
00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:19,531
Do you want your neighbor
to feel free to sneak over to your house
642
00:37:19,531 --> 00:37:22,826
in the dead of night and crap on your lawn
should he feel so inclined?
643
00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:24,036
- No.
- There are ordinances
644
00:37:24,036 --> 00:37:27,873
against things like that:
public fornication, overgrown hedges,
645
00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:30,709
unstable women
in full control of their finances.
646
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:35,464
That Rolodex, Maxine,
represented a great and lasting contract.
647
00:37:36,381 --> 00:37:39,426
As long as everyone agrees
to do certain things in a certain way,
648
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:44,181
society, civilization as we know it,
remains intact.
649
00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:49,019
What you did, you backwoods bumblehick,
650
00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:52,231
is give people the freedom
to not attend the Beach Ball,
651
00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:56,151
and thus, the terrible idea
that they are free
652
00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:59,363
to do any horrible thing they desire
without repercussion.
653
00:38:00,489 --> 00:38:02,616
Is that a world
in which you want to live, Maxine?
654
00:38:02,616 --> 00:38:05,410
A world of unbridled, venal selfishness?
655
00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:12,584
No. The irony is you thought,
656
00:38:14,002 --> 00:38:18,549
that day when you scaled
the hedges of the Palm Royale,
657
00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:21,343
that you were escaping the barbarians,
658
00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:28,350
when actually you were the tip
of the barbarian spear,
659
00:38:28,350 --> 00:38:31,228
bringing chaos right to our feet.
660
00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:36,650
We will all rue the day
we let you in here.
661
00:38:39,736 --> 00:38:44,449
So yes, Maxine, it is all over.
You failed.
662
00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:48,287
There will be no 50th anniversary
of the Beach Ball.
663
00:38:48,287 --> 00:38:50,163
And from this moment...
664
00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:58,505
mark my words, the whole world
will begin to spiral into shit.
665
00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:01,175
And that's all thanks to you.
666
00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:10,601
Bravo, Maxine.
667
00:39:11,435 --> 00:39:13,562
Or should I say "brava"?
668
00:39:13,562 --> 00:39:17,649
And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
669
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:22,404
She's not the first rocket to the moon,
but she's a darn fine runner-up.
670
00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:28,410
And a-- ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
671
00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:32,706
five, four, three, two, one.
672
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,879
Booster ignition. And liftoff.
673
00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:43,425
Is it supposed to happen fast?
674
00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:45,761
- I don't think so.
- Great.
675
00:39:46,303 --> 00:39:47,387
I don't feel anything.
676
00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:50,390
Fly me to the moon
677
00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:55,270
And let me play up there
With those stars
678
00:39:55,979 --> 00:40:02,903
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
679
00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:09,535
In other words, hold my hand...
680
00:40:14,248 --> 00:40:15,832
- Evening edition's in.
- Thank you.
681
00:40:20,379 --> 00:40:22,297
And quickly, I pass it to Yaniv.
682
00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:25,592
And then he said,
"That's not a deutsche mark."
683
00:40:29,847 --> 00:40:30,973
Mr. Simmons.
684
00:40:31,473 --> 00:40:34,518
This is Bobby.
Bobby is the bartender here at the club,
685
00:40:34,518 --> 00:40:36,812
and he's also our pool boy.
686
00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:38,981
Your Highness.
687
00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:40,899
Can I talk to you in private?
688
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:53,287
Tell my wife
I have some business to attend to.
689
00:40:53,287 --> 00:40:54,788
I'll meet her back at the house.
690
00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:01,378
Maxine.
691
00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:03,213
Hi.
692
00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:04,423
May I have a word?
693
00:41:05,007 --> 00:41:06,466
Would it mattered if I said no?
694
00:41:08,677 --> 00:41:11,388
Remember that little confusion
about your pageant wins?
695
00:41:11,889 --> 00:41:12,931
Well,
696
00:41:12,931 --> 00:41:17,311
I had to ask a local Tennessee paper
to rush me copies via facsimile.
697
00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:19,938
And I have to say,
I found some strange things.
698
00:41:20,939 --> 00:41:21,940
Do tell.
699
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:23,775
The winners of those pageants--
700
00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:27,070
Well, the names are not you.
But the pictures are.
701
00:41:30,449 --> 00:41:32,326
- You wanna know the truth?
- I do.
702
00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:38,373
Maxine Dellacorte is a nobody.
703
00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:42,878
My maiden name is Horton
704
00:41:43,378 --> 00:41:46,256
because it was the name
of the washbasin I was found in
705
00:41:46,924 --> 00:41:47,925
when I was a baby.
706
00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:55,057
I grew up in an orphanage,
without anything or anyone.
707
00:41:55,849 --> 00:42:01,522
But what I did have--
the one thing I had-- was them.
708
00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:06,652
The glamorous and proud,
709
00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:10,948
shallow ladies of The Shiny Sheet.
710
00:42:13,325 --> 00:42:19,164
I would pore through those pictures,
just imagining what their lives were like.
711
00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:21,583
So perfect.
712
00:42:22,668 --> 00:42:24,002
They were so adored.
713
00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:29,258
I signed up for my first pageant
714
00:42:29,258 --> 00:42:31,760
and used the name
of someone I had just read about.
715
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,011
Just for the fun of it.
716
00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:38,225
I didn't know who I was yet,
so I just used their names.
717
00:42:41,186 --> 00:42:44,398
And that's it, Ann. That's all it is.
718
00:42:45,148 --> 00:42:47,150
Go ahead. Print it.
719
00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:50,237
My life honestly can't get any worse.
720
00:42:50,988 --> 00:42:51,989
Print it all.
721
00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:56,785
That's it?
722
00:42:57,870 --> 00:42:59,037
What do you mean, "That's it"?
723
00:42:59,037 --> 00:43:03,250
Maxine, no one is going
to want to read that.
724
00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:06,670
Well, my feelings are unexpectedly hurt.
725
00:43:11,091 --> 00:43:12,092
Give me a hug.
726
00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:34,448
Come on.
727
00:43:35,532 --> 00:43:37,743
- Let's go.
- Where are we going?
728
00:43:38,911 --> 00:43:40,454
I'm gonna take you home, my friend.
729
00:43:41,038 --> 00:43:42,164
Let's do this.
730
00:43:42,164 --> 00:43:43,457
Don't you have to work?
731
00:43:43,957 --> 00:43:44,958
Let them fire me.
732
00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:46,335
Come on.
733
00:44:20,577 --> 00:44:21,620
What are those?
734
00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:24,164
Norma's invitations for the Beach Ball.
735
00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:28,001
No, we're not doing the Beach Ball.
736
00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:30,462
We are broke again.
737
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:34,466
How do you think the ladies
around here make their money?
738
00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:35,425
Aren't they just rich?
739
00:44:35,425 --> 00:44:39,680
When Dinah makes $200,000 for cancer,
how much do you think goes to cancer?
740
00:44:40,472 --> 00:44:41,557
$200,000.
741
00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:43,684
More like 2,000.
742
00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:47,479
And when Raquel raises
half a million dollars for the Batistas,
743
00:44:48,564 --> 00:44:49,940
they get 10,000.
744
00:44:50,607 --> 00:44:53,235
You don't have to have money
for the Beach Ball.
745
00:44:53,235 --> 00:44:55,445
- The Beach Ball is the money.
- Wait.
746
00:44:55,445 --> 00:44:56,655
And you don't need a Rolodex
747
00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:59,992
because the blackmail is right here
in the invitations.
748
00:45:03,495 --> 00:45:04,580
Read one, please.
749
00:45:05,539 --> 00:45:06,623
Go ahead. Read.
750
00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:15,465
"Dearest Teddy,
751
00:45:15,465 --> 00:45:18,010
I heard you had too much fun last summer
with a new friend.
752
00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:20,512
Hopefully the next
will prove less eventful. Sh"--
753
00:45:21,972 --> 00:45:23,432
"Shame about the car.
754
00:45:24,099 --> 00:45:26,059
Send my regards to Joan.
755
00:45:27,895 --> 00:45:28,896
Love, Norma."
756
00:45:29,646 --> 00:45:31,815
I don't think I could do this.
757
00:45:31,815 --> 00:45:33,275
It's just one time.
758
00:45:34,359 --> 00:45:36,278
And it's not you. You didn't sign those.
759
00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:40,949
Robert, if I send those, it makes me--
760
00:45:40,949 --> 00:45:42,075
Just like Norma.
761
00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:44,995
Do you wanna save the Dellacortes?
762
00:45:52,169 --> 00:45:53,212
- Here you go.
- What?
763
00:45:53,212 --> 00:45:55,881
And now you have to go
'cause I have company.
764
00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:58,926
What do you mean,
someone's coming over? Who's coming over?
765
00:45:58,926 --> 00:46:00,010
A friend.
766
00:46:00,594 --> 00:46:02,054
You just gave me a lot of information.
767
00:46:02,054 --> 00:46:04,389
- I wanna talk about it.
- See you later.
768
00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:07,684
- I thought I was your only friend.
- Bye-bye.
769
00:46:12,648 --> 00:46:14,149
Here we go.
770
00:46:29,623 --> 00:46:30,707
Do you feel that?
771
00:46:41,051 --> 00:46:42,052
Do you see?
772
00:46:44,596 --> 00:46:45,722
Do you see that?
773
00:46:48,475 --> 00:46:50,269
This is big stuff, ma'am.
774
00:47:07,744 --> 00:47:10,163
Takeoff is going smoothly so far...
775
00:47:10,163 --> 00:47:12,332
Feels weird without Linda here.
776
00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:14,209
She made her choice.
777
00:47:20,299 --> 00:47:21,300
What's wrong?
778
00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:23,927
My husband's number came up.
779
00:47:27,055 --> 00:47:28,265
He ships out this week.
780
00:47:41,445 --> 00:47:42,487
Hello, Robert.
781
00:47:43,822 --> 00:47:44,907
Hello, Your Highness.
782
00:47:57,878 --> 00:47:59,129
I am somebody.
783
00:48:04,384 --> 00:48:05,552
I am somebody.
784
00:48:07,763 --> 00:48:08,972
I am somebody.
785
00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:32,913
I think I'll just go slip slidin' away.
786
00:48:46,218 --> 00:48:47,219
Dad?
787
00:49:48,488 --> 00:49:50,032
Revolver.