1 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,000 [doorbell rings] 2 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,627 ["Stoney End" playing] 3 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,671 - Oh. Thank you. - There you go. 4 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,298 Mm-hmm. 5 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,846 "Commune with the dead." 6 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,222 [song continues] 7 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,849 [beeping] 8 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,058 [sighs] 9 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:45,522 Come in… bootlegger. 10 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,192 [static] 11 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:53,530 [Linda] If anyone can hear me, I'm sending this message daily at 11:00 a.m. 12 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,033 - Linda? [gasps] - [Linda] Attention Maxine Dellacorte. 13 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,826 Linda is in the spirit world? 14 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:03,457 Oh, Maxine, what an extraordinary adventure I've been on. 15 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:08,419 [sighs] I'll bet. Tell me about the spirit world, Linda. 16 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:12,216 [Linda] It's so funny how life and karma 17 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:16,094 have a way of setting us on the most unexpected paths. 18 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,597 After Doug dropped me on the beach in Cuba, 19 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,517 I spent days wandering banana plantations 20 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,437 vacated by the oppressor after la Revolución. 21 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:30,234 But then, I fell in with a fabulous community of locals 22 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,319 who took me in with open arms. 23 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,949 And that's when I saw him. 24 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:40,994 Choi Guevara. 25 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,499 That's right. Half brother to Che. 26 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,213 - See you, kids. - [grunts] 27 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:58,387 Choi. 28 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:01,557 Linda. Would you like to have sex? 29 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:03,892 It would be an honor. 30 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:13,819 [Linda] Is it fate? Karma? Mad timing? Who can say? 31 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,155 - But… - Maxine, I'm in love. 32 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,993 He's taking me to the most amazing places. 33 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,161 First stop, the Amazon. 34 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,455 Where we joined a group of native women, 35 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,959 fending off the destruction of their beloved rainforest. 36 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,546 My life has such purpose, Maxine! 37 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,257 We must not rest. 38 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:40,429 The Rollins fortune can at last be used to reverse suffering instead of creating it. 39 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:45,726 A courier will come to you, Maxine, on Thursday the 17th. 40 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,854 He will use the code words, "banana slug." 41 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,481 Give him $100,000 cash. 42 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:56,069 Off to spread literacy to the Sierras Chicas. Bye! 43 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,906 And Linda's alive? 44 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:04,411 This thing is just a radio. [groans] 45 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,246 Shit. 46 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,332 [film playing] 47 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,418 [kisses] 48 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,711 [film continues] 49 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,589 - Hell of a first date, huh? - Yeah. [chuckles] 50 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:22,346 [stammers] I've got, um, popcorn in my teeth. [coughs] 51 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,264 - Now there's some in my food trap. - [chuckles] 52 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,767 Sorry, it's the darndest thing. Positively unseemly. 53 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:30,521 I got all the butter and salt rolling around in my mouth and on my tongue and… 54 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,272 - You understand? - [chuckling] Yeah. 55 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:33,815 I can do a little butter and salt-- 56 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,443 No, no. I can't kiss you on the first date. 57 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,528 [breathes heavily] 58 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:44,076 Three's the magic number, but I want you to know that I… I do like you. 59 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:45,869 I like you too. 60 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:49,498 Marjorie Merriweather Post is hosting a square dance at her place tonight. 61 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,625 You wanna go? Two dates in one day. 62 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,585 - Psst! - [Maxine sighs] 63 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:58,382 Robert said I could find you here. Possibly il flagrante. 64 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:01,635 We are not il… whatever you said. We're not doing anything. 65 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,719 Scout's honor. 66 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,640 I have a missive from the shortwave. 67 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:11,979 Linda needs $100,000. 68 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,648 What? Shoot. 69 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,322 [Maxine] Robert? 70 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:27,953 Listen, I am running ever so late to go with Evelyn to buy the Palm Royale. 71 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:31,748 And I need a $100,000 Dellacorte check written out to cash for Linda. 72 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,293 Why don't you take the money for Linda from the Rollins estate? 73 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,337 I can't take that money because it is frozen. Thanks to me. 74 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:39,756 And if Evelyn ever finds that out, she'll skin me like a cat. 75 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,300 But, Maxine, we went through this already. 76 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:45,095 Norma was not Norma, so the house nor the money was hers to give me. 77 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:46,180 It's all Douglas's. 78 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:50,350 Half of which I am entitled to. I'm just asking for a little up front. 79 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,728 - Take it up with Douglas. - I can't tell him! 80 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,938 He'll give the whole kit and caboodle to Pinky. 81 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,023 Yeah. 82 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,609 The answer is no, Maxine. 83 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,114 Why are all these paintings off the wall? 84 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,199 According to the will, 85 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:08,869 Norma wanted me to send these paintings to the Dellacorte Hall in Switzerland. 86 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:13,832 So nice of you to do a favor for Norma, and not do a favor for Maxine. 87 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,836 - [scoffs] - Oh, and I think you mean the fake Norma 88 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,088 because the real Norma is a teenaged skeleton 89 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,007 in a European graveyard somewhere. 90 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,636 [chuckles] I love you, Maxine. 91 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:27,930 - I love you too. - [chuckles] 92 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,102 There's over six million dollars in gold. 93 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:36,897 Half is mine, half is the estate, aka you. 94 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,942 Perfecto. They say gold is the easiest to hock. 95 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:42,277 Why would you need to hock anything? 96 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:44,571 I don't need to. I'm just saying if the estate 97 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,949 were ever to need any… something, you know. 98 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,701 Maxine, am I worried? 99 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,789 Golly gee, no. I'm-I'm just, uh, I'm thinking about the future. [chuckles] 100 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:57,668 Oh. Anyway, the fire-sale price of the Palm is three mil, 101 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,294 so we each throw in half of our halves, 102 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:02,589 which, after purchase, leaves us each with 1.5. Clear? 103 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,551 - Very clear. - Okay. Let's go get it, partner. 104 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,969 - Okay. - Sidonius. 105 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:12,683 We have all three signatures for you. 106 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:17,229 The Davidsouls. The, uh, Donahues. 107 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,522 Mm-hmm. 108 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:22,651 And, of course, the Dellacortes. 109 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,362 Fantastic. Where's the money? 110 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,448 Ta-da. 111 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,242 - Oh, my God. - I know. [sighs] 112 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:36,665 Do you mean to say that you are paying with gold? 113 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,793 - As a matter of fact, we are. - No, no. Look at this. 114 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,712 - What? - It has a serial number. 115 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:42,838 So what? 116 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:47,301 It's trackable. I cannot accept trackable gold as payment for anything. 117 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,385 Why not? 118 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:52,514 Thanks to the Whitbys. The Whitbys who ruined gold for all of Palm Beach-- 119 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,725 - [groans] The yacht club. - Yacht club? What yacht club? 120 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,727 - [Sidonius] The yacht club. - I'll tell you later. 121 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,855 The sale almost went through until they noticed that every single bar 122 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,607 was stamped with the Nazi eagle. 123 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:07,279 Created a cascade of bruised feelings that ricocheted all the way up to the Fed, 124 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,866 and now, they're considering taking America 125 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:14,578 off the gold standard altogether, all thanks to the Whitbys. 126 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,371 So, this isn't hockable? 127 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,290 No, it's not hockable. 128 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,499 Cash or the deal is off. 129 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,960 Did you even know gold was no good in Palm Beach? 130 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,087 Yes, I knew. I just wasted our time for nothing. 131 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,340 [sighs] Sorry, I just love blaming you for everything. 132 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:29,218 Oh, if it was last season I'd just ransack the Dellacortes, 133 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,512 grab 20 or 30 Stoned Mables, and sell 'em. 134 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,347 [Evelyn groans] 135 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,767 [sighs] 136 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:37,851 What if… 137 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,730 We go to the Rollins manse. 138 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,733 I bet it's full of old geegaws worth way more than a ton of gold. 139 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,362 That's not a bad idea. 140 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,446 Yeah. 141 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,366 [groans] Too bad it's all under lock and key. 142 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,285 Well, have tunnel, will travel. 143 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:04,920 Maxine, sometimes I must admit you're good. 144 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:08,215 Easy does it. Easy does it. Nope, nope, nope. You're not pushing hard enough. 145 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,467 I'm sorry. You push it yourself and see how hard it is. 146 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,678 - I bet you don't get anywhere. - [groaning] Watch this. 147 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,929 All right. Okay. 148 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,765 - You're freakishly strong. - Live and learn. [chuckles] 149 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,892 [Dinah chuckling] 150 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,562 Oh, Dick. 151 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:25,107 [laughing] 152 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:33,699 Dick, so juicy and delicious. I love it. 153 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,158 Huge. 154 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,330 You are so dirty, Dick. 155 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,875 Oh, my God. Stop it. 156 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:47,754 No, you say goodbye first. Okay. Buh-bye. 157 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:55,512 Dick Nixon. Hero, American warlord. 158 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:59,474 Did he ask about me at all? 159 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,477 As a matter of fact… 160 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,355 he did. 161 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:09,693 He loves you running for mayor, but he's one-upped me, 162 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,737 and this is why he's president. 163 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:17,117 Perry, he wants you to run as a Democrat. 164 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,077 [chuckles] I rebuke this. 165 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:22,915 Seeing as I'm officially the biggest Democratic donor in Palm Beach, 166 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:29,755 thanks to Axel, he wants me to line up a whole slate of Democratic losers, 167 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:33,258 so Republicans can run the table come the election. 168 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:36,595 Starting with you, Per. Isn't that brilliant? 169 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,348 You announce tonight 170 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,476 at Marjorie Merriweather Post's square dance. 171 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:43,560 Mm-hmm. 172 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,438 All the candidates for mayor will be there. 173 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:52,444 So I have to stand up in front of everyone and pretend to be a Democrat? 174 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:54,905 Yep. 175 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,200 - [sighs] Sorry. Has anyone seen Douglas? - [groans] 176 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,244 [stammers] Honey, I assumed he was with you. 177 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,620 And I assumed he was with him. 178 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,497 And I assumed he was doing Doug stuff. 179 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,748 When was the last time you saw him? 180 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,750 He wasn't on the couch when I woke up this morning. 181 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,628 Maybe if you sleep in the same bed, you could keep him at home. 182 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:13,131 He's been talking nonstop about Pinky getting him. Do you think he got gotten? 183 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,925 I am sure he did not get gotten. 184 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:19,721 You know what helps in a moment like this is a friendly, long-lasting, 185 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:22,057 carry-it-in-your-pocket-all-day-long hug. 186 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,600 Mitzi doesn't need a hug, Perry. 187 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,102 Here's what we're gonna do. 188 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,605 We'll stop by Pinky and Raquel's to confirm he hasn't got gotten 189 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,066 before getting ready for the big square dance, okay? 190 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,610 One hug, huh? 191 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,988 Honey, nobody wants any hugs. 192 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,833 Hi, uh, here to see Raquel. 193 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,460 - [Raquel, in Spanish] Maximo, who is it? - A lady. 194 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,381 Ah! 195 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,925 - [Raquel, in English] Dinah. - Hi. 196 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,511 - I wasn't expecting company. - Hi. 197 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,347 I'm in the middle of something. 198 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,849 Something as in… 199 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:09,021 Uh, Pinky and I, we're preparing to host. 200 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,648 [stammers] Do you have a sec for a chat? 201 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,234 So, what are you, in your second trimester? 202 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:19,281 Did you see that guy? He had the look of a killer in his eye. [sighs] 203 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,951 Yeah. So, have your ankles started swelling or… 204 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,621 You don't think they're actually gonna kill him, right? 205 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,790 Is he kicking yet? 206 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:31,835 [groaning] 207 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,046 [muffled] Someone help me! 208 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:38,425 Sorry for the drop-in. The reason for my calling was to make sure 209 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:43,096 that you and Pinky were attending the square dance at Madge Post's place. 210 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,516 Mayor Barnhill really could use your support. 211 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,768 - I thought you were a Democrat now. - [muffled screams] 212 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:51,730 I may suddenly be the one running the Palm Beach Democratic machine. 213 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,526 But Dick Nixon himself has charged me with running losing candidates 214 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,236 so we can have a GOP sweep. 215 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,445 That's good. 216 00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,489 Mm-hmm. Well, I'm doing it for Dick. 217 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,115 What some women won't do. 218 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,619 [strains] Help me! 219 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,622 [gasps] What was that? 220 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,790 What was what? 221 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,084 - [Douglas screams] - That. 222 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,419 - [breathes heavily] - [Raquel clears throat] 223 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,047 [in Spanish] That shit pig tried to escape again. 224 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,925 If he escapes… 225 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,677 Pinky will cut your tongue. 226 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,387 He's smarter than he looks. 227 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,098 Can you believe he chewed through the ropes completely? 228 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,977 Just throw enough food in for two days, and keep the door locked! 229 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,979 And when you finally do it, 230 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,731 make sure you bleed him fast, 231 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,775 or the screaming will draw attention. 232 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,694 - Thank you, love. - [speaks Spanish] 233 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,487 [speaks Spanish] 234 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,198 [in English] Oh, gosh. [breathes deeply] 235 00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:44,366 [Raquel] Do you speak Spanish? 236 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:48,871 No! I just repeated what you said. I have a great ear. 237 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:52,499 You know what I don't have a lot of… I don't have a lot of time right now. 238 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:56,420 - Of course. Sure. - So, I'm gonna go. Okay. 239 00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,174 Don't you… Just stay… Thanks a lot, Raquel. 240 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,842 [breathing shakily] 241 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:09,391 They have him. They have him. [breathes heavily] 242 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,185 I could hear him thrashing around, 243 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,187 and they were talking about killing him in Spanish. 244 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,480 But they didn't know that I learned a lot of Spanish from… 245 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,357 - From Eddie. - …from my gap year in Ibiza, 246 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:19,484 - if you must know, Perry. - Hmm. 247 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,736 Am I to be a widow? 248 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,614 No, we have a little time. They're not going to do it tonight 249 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,742 because they're going to the big square dance at Marjorie Merriweather Post's. 250 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,160 How cold-blooded. 251 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,287 It would be more cold-blooded if they slit his throat 252 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,372 - and then went to the square dance. - True. 253 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:33,790 We have to go to the police. 254 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,543 - No police, Mitzi. No police. - Then the FBI. 255 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,253 No FBI either. 256 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,172 Perry, who are you? 257 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,217 The second that we go to the police, the Dougster's a dead man. 258 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,177 No, we're gonna go to that square dance, 259 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:49,097 and you're gonna use your feminine wiles with Pinky. 260 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,519 - What does that mean? - It means you're gonna improvise. 261 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,105 - Exactly. - The Dougster's life is on the line. 262 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:03,445 Now… if anyone in this car, Mitzi, needs a hug, 263 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,239 just let me know. 264 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,783 Perry, drive. 265 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,121 [Maxine] Being in business with you is just an absolute delight. 266 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,457 - [chuckles] - Oh, keep your pants on. [chuckles] 267 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:19,711 Though, just let's do go in and out real quick, like cat burglars. 268 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,964 What's your rush? That stuff's not going anywhere. 269 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:26,218 I might have a little thingy, dinner… thing. 270 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,178 You have a date? Whoever with? 271 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:31,849 Palm Beach's finest lawyer/gynecologist, Dr. Dusty Magic. 272 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,935 And I'm gonna need eight hours to get ready and a jar of mayonnaise. 273 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,603 - Second date. - [chuckling] 274 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,147 Maxine, second date? What a conundrum. 275 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,316 Conundrum? Well, I don't really see it as that. 276 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,110 Look, it's just practice. 277 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,237 And, you know, just get back in the swing of things. 278 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,283 Maxine, Dr. Dusty is doing perfectly fine, but he's not doing Palm Beach fine. 279 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:54,413 He works for a living, so yes, practice, meaning, you know, an opportunity to… 280 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,207 [singsongy] …brush out the cobwebs. 281 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,251 Truthfully, darling, how long has it been? 282 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:04,882 I think it's… been quite some time. 283 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,550 Well, hence the conundrum. 284 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,304 Polite girls wait until three, but sometimes after two, 285 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,598 you're ready to give your all. [chuckles] 286 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,725 Well, I'm sure I don't know anything about all that. 287 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:18,896 You see, well, it's kind of embarrassing. 288 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,105 What? 289 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,774 I've only ever been with Douglas. 290 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,986 You mean to say, you've only had… 291 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,406 [sighs] You know… 292 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,577 - What's that? - Bent dick. 293 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,621 [gasps] What do you mean "bent dick"? 294 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,206 I have it on rather good authority 295 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:40,250 that Douglas's Ball Park Frank rounds into home. 296 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:42,252 [scoffs] 297 00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:45,130 - Not that it's any of your business… - [mumbles] 298 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:48,509 …but it… but it is… 299 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,679 a bit letter J in scope and demeanor. 300 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:55,224 I love it when a rumor goes right. [chuckles] 301 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,768 Are you saying they're not all like that? 302 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,813 Ugh. Most of them, Maxine, are straight as Saturn rockets. 303 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,982 - Like a pencil? - Mm-hmm. But thicker. 304 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,778 Well, how do you know anyway about Douglas's Douglas? 305 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,280 Oh, it's a very well-known story. 306 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:14,785 Long ago and far away, Douglas and Perry and their other dum-dum Stag brothers 307 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,747 were playing the time immemorial bachelor party game Brick-on-a-Dick. 308 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,415 - Oh. - Just like it sounds. 309 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,377 And apparently, Douglas worked his way up to cinder block. 310 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,630 Suffice to say, poor Skeet had to run him to the emergency room, 311 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,298 and the rest is history. [chuckles] 312 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,843 Gee, I wonder if that's why I've got kidney problems. 313 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,135 Oh, good God. 314 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,186 Oh, good God. 315 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,773 [gasps, panting] 316 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,067 - [Maxine gasps] - Oh! 317 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:50,863 [gasps] 318 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,704 [scoffs, stammers] 319 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,096 Where's all my shit? 320 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,973 [stammers] It must have been the feds. 321 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:22,144 I thought they were gonna freeze my assets, not impound everything. 322 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,480 Those motherfuckers even took my birds. 323 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:29,193 Not a feather of which belonged to Linda. [sighs] 324 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,321 Ooh, hey, Evelyn, look… [stammers] …it's an accounting. 325 00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:38,911 Ugh, this is disgusting. Literally every single thing. 326 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:43,290 They even cataloged my old pasties. Left and right nipples separately. 327 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,002 Oh, Evelyn. Look, a… a receipt. 328 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,590 "Five thousand dollars." 329 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,718 And nothing left to hock. 330 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:00,849 What do we do? 331 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,519 [sighs] 332 00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,145 [phone ringing] 333 00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,651 [clears throat] Hello. 334 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,902 What are you doing? 335 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:14,905 Uh, just reading a little bit. 336 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,243 All the guys are going to Ronald's bachelor party tonight. 337 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,869 I'm the only one on duty. 338 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:24,748 It might not be the most romantic environment, 339 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,501 but I did bring a picnic dinner. 340 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:29,670 For two. 341 00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,131 - If you're interested. - I'd love that. 342 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,217 [Maxine] Robert! Robert! 343 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,219 - I'll see you in a few. All right, bye. - Robert! 344 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,388 - [gasps] - Yes? 345 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,889 We gotta sell those paintings. 346 00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:42,349 But they've been shipped. 347 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,433 Unship them. 348 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,935 They've been shipped. 349 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,563 [sighs] Ratselfrackle. 350 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,732 Okay, just give me a minute. 351 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,113 Curious. 352 00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:01,660 How much money is in the, uh, Dellacorte accounts anyway? 353 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,120 I'm not telling. 354 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,081 Are you still struggling? 355 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,041 Please. And yes. 356 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,587 [sighs] A whole bunch. 357 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,673 A whole bunch? You've been holding out on me. 358 00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:17,801 [blows] 359 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:19,720 How's this? 360 00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:24,099 You write me a check for a whole bunch of money. 361 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,143 I write you an IOU. 362 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:29,771 I take the Rollins' gold, turn it into cash, and pay you back. 363 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:31,940 It's called a bridge loan, and I know about this 364 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,610 because I am now an international woman of business. 365 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,778 But that's not gonna happen, Maxine. 366 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,072 You decided not to tell Douglas and I agreed, 367 00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:40,407 'cause it was for the best. 368 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,205 [sighs] How can you remain so calm in all this? 369 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,916 Because I'm off to fuck an FBI agent. 370 00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:50,918 [clicks tongue] Bye-bye. 371 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,088 Selfish! 372 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,467 [Mary] Psst. Maxine! 373 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,596 I have another missive from the airwaves, 374 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,224 but sadly no bootlegger. 375 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,100 [sighs] 376 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,524 The monsoon washed away everything! 377 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:16,401 Up the amount to 200,000! 378 00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:20,656 And remember, Maxine, "banana slug!" 379 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:24,826 The children of the Sierras Chicas are depending on you! 380 00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:27,329 [thunder rumbles] 381 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,666 Can't believe you got all that on this teeny, tiny, little card. 382 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,876 Katherine Gibbs secretarial school. 383 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,628 [doorbell rings] 384 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:35,712 I'll get the door. 385 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,759 [doorbell rings] 386 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:41,844 [sighs] 387 00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:44,680 - Yello. - Yello. 388 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,223 - Hi. - Hi. 389 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,767 Why, you got quite a place here. 390 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:52,354 Oh, well, it's not really mine. I mean, technically. Not yet. 391 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:53,897 [stammers] I don't know. 392 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,109 Oh, you forgot about our second date. 393 00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:58,777 No! Gosh, no. [chuckles] 394 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:01,071 Oh, gosh. It's practically all I've been thinking about. 395 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,950 Here's the thing. I… I'm so sorry. I do have to cancel. 396 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,535 You mind telling me why? 397 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:07,619 There's an emergency. 398 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:11,707 Two emergencies that I have to deal with now. Tonight. 399 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,917 First things first, these flowers are sagging faster 400 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,460 than tits on a bull in the Sahara. 401 00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,212 Oh, no. That's terrible. 402 00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:20,507 Vase? Water? 403 00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:23,427 There. In the bar. To the left. Around the wall. 404 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,637 How many bathrooms do you have here? 405 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,139 Many. Oh. 406 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:29,766 They're all flushable? Whoo-hoo! 407 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,019 Oh, my. 408 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,855 Oh! Look at you. [chuckles] 409 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:36,231 Second things second, 410 00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:39,151 I think you haven't dated anyone besides your husband in 20 years, 411 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:42,362 and you're exhibiting classic avoidance anxiety. 412 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,531 - Oh. - Yeah, see, the reason why my, uh, 413 00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:46,491 gynecological practice is so successful 414 00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:49,745 is because it's bolstered by a secondary doctorate in psychology. 415 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,788 Secondary doctorate? 416 00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:54,541 Yeah, I'm what you'd call an HMI. 417 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,002 Highly motivated individual. 418 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,171 Now, why don't we go on date two, 419 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,673 followed up by a square dance at Marjorie Post's place 420 00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,008 and you tell me about these emergencies? 421 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:06,345 [clicks tongue] See, there's something I-I can't really tell you, 422 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:09,181 'cause it concerns… Ooh. 423 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:14,019 Wait. Oh, I-I guess I can tell you about my situation with Linda 424 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,396 because you're my lawyer and we've got attorney-client privilege. 425 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,940 [clicks tongue] Bingo. 426 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:21,235 And I can tell you about my international woman of business troubles with Evelyn. 427 00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:22,861 - Fix you a drink? - Yes, please. 428 00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,072 Oh. 429 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:28,951 So, Evelyn and I need three million to cement the purchase of the Palm Royale. 430 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,452 Now. Tonight. 431 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,871 And Linda, she's spearheading… Oh. 432 00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:36,959 …urgent literary intervention in the jungle, and needs $200,000. 433 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:39,086 - Also now. Tonight. - Right. 434 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:41,338 And, well, the remains of the Rollins estate, 435 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,924 they're in gold bars which are unusable. 436 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:47,344 Because the Whitbys ruined gold in Palm Beach. Thanks to the Nazis. 437 00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:51,974 So, as you can see, I really can't go on our date. 438 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,935 Ah, well. Now, au contraire. 439 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,354 Our date, young lady, is now imperative. 440 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,189 - Imperative? Why? - Mm-hmm. 441 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:02,526 Who do you think wound up buying the Whitbys' Nazi gold? 442 00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:04,278 Who? 443 00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:08,282 None other than Marjorie Merriweather… 444 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,325 - Post. - Post. 445 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,787 All that shit was priceless! 446 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:16,498 Does nobody know the worth of anything anymore? 447 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:18,750 The entire parlor was Chippendale. 448 00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,252 [Eduardo] Maybe this is an opportunity. 449 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:23,672 Oh, where's the opportunity in having your entire life confiscated? 450 00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:25,716 It's as if I never even existed! 451 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,176 It's also a brand-new slate. 452 00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:28,552 Well, that's easy for you to say. 453 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:33,557 You've never been told that your entire life only adds up to $5,000. 454 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,519 No, but my family and I were hustled onto a boat at midnight 455 00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:39,521 with just the shirts on our backs 456 00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:43,150 to escape the most beautiful prison on Earth and avoid execution. 457 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:46,320 It's not very fair of you, Eddie, 458 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,739 to hold a trump card like that when I'm in chaos. 459 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,407 It's what happened. 460 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,326 [sighs] And I appreciate the perspective. 461 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:54,995 Still, there is… [sighs] 462 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,955 There's one thing I wish I could've retained. 463 00:24:57,873 --> 00:24:59,833 Skeet had it made for me. 464 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:04,713 A gold statue of myself in my heyday as a showgirl. 465 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,673 I always loved that piece. 466 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:09,718 Anyway… 467 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:12,095 I guess our dream has been dashed. 468 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:14,806 That'll teach me for having ambition. What a fool. 469 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:18,227 And I was so looking forward to seeing everybody's faces 470 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,938 when they realized they'd underestimated the tennis pro. 471 00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:26,401 Where are you going? 472 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,364 To make a drink. For you. 473 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:34,660 Oh. Um… [chuckles] 474 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,123 What's wrong? 475 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:44,127 It was just a passing thought. Think nothing of it. 476 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:46,088 Evelyn. 477 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:51,176 It was just a little flash of irrationality that, um… 478 00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:54,471 you were leaving me. 479 00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:56,014 [speaks Spanish] 480 00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:57,558 Why would you jump to that? 481 00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:01,603 [sighs] Because I've just disappointed you. 482 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:04,773 Forgive my knee-jerk alarm. 483 00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:06,817 It's been a day. [scoffs] 484 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,653 It's been a life, for that matter. 485 00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:11,947 [sighs] 486 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:21,915 [speaks Spanish] 487 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:25,586 I'm going to have feelings. 488 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:30,465 And when I do have a feeling, it does not mean that I'm leaving. 489 00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:38,473 [phone rings] 490 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:40,559 It's Evelyn. What? 491 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,145 Evelyn, tell me you've got rodeo gear and spurs. 492 00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:44,855 Of course I do. Why? 493 00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,481 'Cause after my dinner, you and I are going 494 00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:49,568 on a good old-fashioned, gold bar-selling hootenanny. [sighs] 495 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:51,069 Shall we? 496 00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:58,619 Welcome to Marge's Mighty Mar-a-Lago square dance soiree! 497 00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:00,704 [lively music playing] 498 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:19,473 [chuckles] Whoo! 499 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:22,726 - There they are. - Where? Where? 500 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,729 Over there. Doug's imprisoned and they're dancing. 501 00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:29,149 It's okay, honey. [cheers] 502 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,526 [groans] I'm getting dizzy. 503 00:27:30,609 --> 00:27:32,694 No, no, no. Mitzi, now's your chance. 504 00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:36,156 Ass out, tits up. Dance on over, make a plea to Pinky. 505 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,533 That really objectifies me. 506 00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:41,119 Listen, little Mitzi Mitz, you want Douglas's release or not? 507 00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:42,621 Whoo! 508 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,457 Mitzi, I'm gonna do it. For you. 509 00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,000 Do what? 510 00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:48,252 If they're here, 511 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,420 that means he's there. Alone. 512 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:54,675 Which means this is my one chance to get my Stag brother, 513 00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:57,761 aka Dougy Buggy, aka your husband. 514 00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:01,139 And I'm gonna do it… [kisses] …for you. 515 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:04,685 - I'm gonna go to the cops. - Hold up. What did you say? 516 00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:07,479 Oh! I said, "I'm dizzy. I need to stop." 517 00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:08,730 [grunts] 518 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,157 Are you a registered voter in Palm Beach? 519 00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:21,702 Are you a Democrat? [chuckles] 520 00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,954 You look like a Democrat. 521 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:26,039 [soft orchestral music playing] 522 00:28:33,172 --> 00:28:36,008 [Maxine] I've never had a man who wanted to solve my problems. 523 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:38,635 I've always been the problem solver. 524 00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:41,096 I have to admit it's… Well, it's unsettling. 525 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:43,140 In the best of ways, I hope. 526 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,516 Yes. [chuckles] 527 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,936 You certainly are a confident man. 528 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,564 Moment I laid eyes on you, I just knew. 529 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,316 Pray tell. Knew… Knew what? 530 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,401 That I'd found someone like me. 531 00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:57,196 - Oh. [chuckles] - You're a fixer, Maxine. A doer. 532 00:28:57,279 --> 00:28:59,656 And you can see the gears of the world 533 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:02,576 and you know just exactly which one to jam 534 00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,161 to get exactly what you want. 535 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:08,832 If I may be so forward, what do you want, Maxine? 536 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:12,211 Oh. I haven't looked. Um, was gonna try the gator. 537 00:29:12,294 --> 00:29:15,380 Oh. [chuckles] In life. No, what do you want in life? 538 00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:17,341 Gee. [chuckles] 539 00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:20,969 I don't think anyone's ever asked me that before. 540 00:29:21,053 --> 00:29:22,054 Really? 541 00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:24,056 It's certainly been, uh, as long as I can remember 542 00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:30,771 that anyone has truly, actually… [chuckles] …considered me. 543 00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:33,732 Well, that… You know? 544 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,947 The reason why I bring this up is that, well, 545 00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:42,157 I like you, Maxine. 546 00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:43,534 Oh. [chuckles] 547 00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:46,286 And I'm not gonna lie, I've been hurt. 548 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:49,414 Although my outward demeanor doesn't show it. 549 00:29:49,498 --> 00:29:53,126 Oh, you poor thing. You're once bitten, twice shy. I'm sorry. 550 00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:55,712 Which does give me a pause 551 00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:58,924 when I hear your confusion over moving on from your marriage. 552 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:03,053 Look, the thing I want out of life most is love. 553 00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:09,142 I know that may sound, uh, corny or old-fashioned, 554 00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:10,811 but, Dr. Dusty, I do. 555 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:13,146 I believe in love. 556 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:16,483 - I'm gonna hold your hand now. - Oh. 557 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:20,696 Maxine, there is nothing silly about love. 558 00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:22,239 And if I may be so forward, 559 00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:25,701 if I'm ever gonna let the big L imprint itself on my heart again, 560 00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,161 there's one thing that I need to know. 561 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:29,663 That you are over him. 562 00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:32,958 I promise. As sure as I'm sitting here. 563 00:30:33,709 --> 00:30:38,463 [sighs] If there is a biting type out there, well, that is just not me. 564 00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:41,758 [Dr. Dusty chuckles] That's all I needed to hear. 565 00:30:42,926 --> 00:30:46,263 - Oh. And that is-- - So sorry to interrupt. 566 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:48,682 Welcome to the Fang and Tail. 567 00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:52,936 Loxahatchee's preeminent and gourmet alligator-dining experience. 568 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:56,940 My name is Jedebedahia, your gator sommelier. 569 00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:00,694 On tonight's menu, Esmeralda. 570 00:31:00,777 --> 00:31:03,322 Esmeralda's gonna be a bit salty on the palate 571 00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:05,657 for those who prefer a ocean-reared specimen. 572 00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:07,492 - Over here, we have Jake. - [Maxine] Aw. 573 00:31:07,576 --> 00:31:10,245 Jake is gonna be a bit more sinewy, 574 00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:12,998 but with a truly rewarding gamy finish. 575 00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:15,209 Now we do have a special tonight. 576 00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:18,587 Now Miss Hildegard has been raised on nothing but Bing cherries, 577 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:21,381 which will impart the sweetest of sensations. 578 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:22,549 - Hildegard. - Hildegard. 579 00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:25,469 Oh. Jinx. Buy me a Coke. [laughs] 580 00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:28,889 Oh, and, uh, we'll begin with 20 ounces of caviar, 581 00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:31,016 a gin martini for me… 582 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,310 Twist, naturally. And, um… 583 00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:35,229 You don't really want a Coke, do you? 584 00:31:35,312 --> 00:31:37,147 Oh, no, thank you. Just a figure of speech. 585 00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:38,607 And for the lady? 586 00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:39,900 A Grasshopper. 587 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:41,860 You do have crème de cacao? 588 00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:43,904 - Do we ever. [chuckles] - [Maxine] Oh. 589 00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:47,616 We'll get those drinks flowing and, uh, get this alligator party started. 590 00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:51,453 Thank you, "Jebededebeda." [chuckles] 591 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:55,374 [Robert] Sorry you missed your bachelor party. 592 00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:59,253 - [Tom] I prefer my own private party. - That's right. [laughs] 593 00:31:59,336 --> 00:32:02,339 [Tom] But we can't always rely on agents getting married. 594 00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:05,259 [chuckles] And I'm sorry you can't come to my place anymore. 595 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:10,806 I know a place. A motel in West Palm Beach. 596 00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:13,725 Guess you could call it a "no tell" motel. 597 00:32:13,809 --> 00:32:14,810 [Robert] Mmm. 598 00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:16,937 Seeing as we can't meet at your place anymore. 599 00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:27,823 I'm kinda falling in love with you. 600 00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:28,991 [chuckles] 601 00:32:29,074 --> 00:32:32,160 [breathing heavily, kissing] 602 00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:36,331 [chuckles] Aren't you gonna say 603 00:32:36,415 --> 00:32:38,625 you're kind of falling in love with me too? 604 00:32:38,709 --> 00:32:41,211 Can we come up with another word for us? 605 00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:44,798 That one's just fine. Tried and true. 606 00:32:44,882 --> 00:32:47,801 See, but I met someone last season, 607 00:32:47,885 --> 00:32:52,389 and I was about to drop everything for him, and, um… 608 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:53,724 And-And what? 609 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:55,225 Well, you arrested him. 610 00:32:56,268 --> 00:32:58,395 [laughs] 611 00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:00,856 Yeah, right after Maxine tipped you off. 612 00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:03,150 The con artist. 613 00:33:03,692 --> 00:33:07,487 That's… [laughs] …ironic. 614 00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:08,739 [laughs] 615 00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:11,033 And-And you loved him? 616 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,327 No, everything was so fast. 617 00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:15,454 That was the first word that jumped into my heart. 618 00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:17,456 So I want a new word for us. 619 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:18,790 And a future. 620 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,837 I can promise you a now 621 00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:27,174 and then another now. [chuckles] 622 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:28,383 [kisses] 623 00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:32,262 And enough nows add up to a future, don't they? 624 00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:37,434 [breathing heavily] 625 00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:40,229 [pants] Hello? 626 00:33:40,312 --> 00:33:41,522 Down. 627 00:33:41,605 --> 00:33:42,856 [Mitzi] Hello? 628 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:45,317 Oh! [pants] 629 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,277 I'd like to report a kidnapping. 630 00:33:49,071 --> 00:33:50,948 - Now. - Yes, ma'am. 631 00:33:51,698 --> 00:33:52,950 What happened to your shirt? 632 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,036 Um, I'm in the middle of, uh, changing shifts. 633 00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,038 - Ooh, what's this? - I'll be right back. 634 00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:00,207 - Do you mind? - Please. 635 00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:02,292 [sighs] The baby loves charcuterie. 636 00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:04,169 [square dance music playing] 637 00:34:04,253 --> 00:34:08,047 ♪ Sides go in and then rotate Heads will follow, don't be late ♪ 638 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,263 - [pants] Are you guys pushing? - Yeah. 639 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:18,016 - Look at all this loot. - Marjorie is a world-class hoarder. 640 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,728 [gasps] Geezy creezy. 641 00:34:21,812 --> 00:34:24,273 - Those are Fabergé eggs. - Very good, Maxine. 642 00:34:24,356 --> 00:34:27,943 Out of a dozen surviving imperial eggs made for the Romanovs, 643 00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:29,444 she's got 11 of them. 644 00:34:29,527 --> 00:34:30,654 [person] Boo-hoo-hoo. 645 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:33,364 You need to sell your chalice. 646 00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:36,618 I don't care if it is the cup that caught the blood 647 00:34:36,702 --> 00:34:39,079 from the severed penis of Saint Whosit-Whatsit. 648 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:42,456 I won't pay a penny over its market weight in silver! 649 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,835 - Minus 40%. - [phone slams] 650 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:46,085 Ugh. 651 00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:49,172 Children. Why do we have them, am I right? 652 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:51,132 - I'm assuming that's her. - Shh. 653 00:34:51,216 --> 00:34:53,385 From here on out, only speak when spoken to, Maxine. 654 00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:56,388 In the outside world, Madge Post is peaches and cream, 655 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,557 but behind closed doors, she'll tear your face off 656 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,309 faster than a chimpanzee and give it to her men 657 00:35:00,392 --> 00:35:02,144 to sauté for breakfast with a side of cereal. 658 00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:04,354 I do not have a good feeling about this. 659 00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:07,065 All we need between Maxine as the estate and me as… 660 00:35:07,149 --> 00:35:09,610 well, me, is three mil to make it happen. The rest is gravy. 661 00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:13,697 - Evelyn. - Marjorie. 662 00:35:14,615 --> 00:35:15,699 You brought the shit. 663 00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:18,285 We did indeed bring the shit. 664 00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:21,163 - Allow me to introduce my lawyer. - [Dr. Dusty] All right. 665 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:24,208 - Dr. Dusty Magic, at last we meet. - [chuckles] 666 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:26,960 Your reputation precedes you. 667 00:35:27,044 --> 00:35:29,129 - I know. [laughs] - [Marjorie chuckles] 668 00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:30,214 And this-- 669 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:31,590 I don't give a shit who they are. 670 00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:34,801 Let's get this over with and get on up to dancing. 671 00:35:34,885 --> 00:35:38,847 Evelyn, isn't that chair yours? 672 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:40,766 [Evelyn] Yes. 673 00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:45,145 And that's my-my mantel clock, and my statues. 674 00:35:45,229 --> 00:35:49,316 My birds! Oh, my… All of this shit, it's mine. 675 00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:53,028 I may have made my fortune in grape nuts and frozen foods, 676 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:57,533 but my secret passion is buying and upselling other people's crap. 677 00:35:57,616 --> 00:35:59,326 I have an agreement with the feds. 678 00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:02,204 They silo all their seizures to me for cents on the dollar. 679 00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:04,790 I sell high to auction houses across the world. 680 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:07,000 There's no better high on Earth, 681 00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:10,879 save mixing a little heroin and cocaine in my Minute Tapioca. 682 00:36:10,963 --> 00:36:12,172 Great constitutional. 683 00:36:12,256 --> 00:36:15,843 So, everything from the Rollins' mansion is now in your hand? 684 00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:18,053 Damn right. It's called business. 685 00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:19,137 - That's why we're here. - [sighs] 686 00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:22,432 [stammers] And we do know a lot about business. Uh, don't we, Evelyn? 687 00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:24,810 Yes, apparently all business starts with grand larceny 688 00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:27,980 aided by the US government, and Nazi gold under mattresses. 689 00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:31,108 Don't make me wipe the judgment off your tongue. 690 00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:33,652 No, no, no, no, no. We would never judge a… a woman 691 00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:39,157 with such clear and obvious and astounding business acumen. 692 00:36:39,241 --> 00:36:41,577 [chuckles] I mean, this is genius! 693 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:44,371 How did you even think of a… a vault in the basement? 694 00:36:44,454 --> 00:36:47,791 Oh, gosh. I dream someday I can have one of these. 695 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:50,002 Hey, you! Get where I can see you. 696 00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:56,383 I started building this in '63. Cuban Missile Crisis. 697 00:36:56,466 --> 00:37:00,470 My architect said, "You're crazy! Mar-a-Lago's perfect. 698 00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:04,850 128 rooms, ocean on one side, intercoastal on the other. 699 00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:07,769 What now, Madge? A bunker too?" 700 00:37:07,853 --> 00:37:12,482 But when this world blows sky-high, and it will, I'll be ready. 701 00:37:12,566 --> 00:37:15,027 Will you? [chuckles] 702 00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:17,446 I'll give you 50 cents on the dollar for it. 703 00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:18,614 For gold? 704 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:21,950 Marjorie, there's only one price for gold. It's the price of gold. 705 00:37:22,034 --> 00:37:25,495 Except when you have serialized bars and you need cash in a hurry. 706 00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:28,207 And if you're like me, there's nothing more arousing 707 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:30,417 than having people over a barrel. 708 00:37:30,501 --> 00:37:34,963 Makes me wanna get up and square dance! [laughs] 709 00:37:35,047 --> 00:37:36,215 Unless… 710 00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:40,844 you have my long longed-for Fabergé egg. 711 00:37:42,346 --> 00:37:43,639 Then you can name your price. 712 00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:46,558 Oh. I wish we had it. We don't have it. 713 00:37:46,642 --> 00:37:48,894 - No? Well, too bad. - [Evelyn] This is highway robbery. 714 00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:53,649 All right. Miss Post, this situation is, uh, a take it or take it. 715 00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:54,816 Well, then. 716 00:37:55,609 --> 00:37:59,613 [chuckles] While they count up this shit, let's dance it out. 717 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:02,449 - [square dance music playing] - [guests cheering] 718 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,915 [Dr. Dusty] You sure were something back there. 719 00:38:09,998 --> 00:38:12,376 Well, you sure are something too, 720 00:38:12,459 --> 00:38:15,629 - Dr. Dusty Magic. [giggles] - [chuckles] Well, I'm glad you noticed. 721 00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:19,967 You are putting on such a brave face after everything that's happened today. 722 00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:23,178 And give Madge the satisfaction of knowing how badly she's humiliated me? 723 00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:26,890 Till that money gets here, it's yippy-kay-yay all the livelong day. 724 00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:34,439 Marjorie, doll, heck of a hootenanny. 725 00:38:34,523 --> 00:38:36,859 Have you seen that rascal, Perry? 726 00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:38,819 I know we're getting close to speech time. 727 00:38:38,902 --> 00:38:40,654 Well, well. 728 00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:43,115 If it isn't Dinah "Black Widow" Rosenhips. 729 00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:47,077 I am doing my very best to put that cruel moniker behind me. 730 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:52,332 Oh, it's the right word to describe anybody associated with Axel Rosenhips. 731 00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:56,587 [laughs] "You'll never get my egg as long as I'm alive, Madge." 732 00:38:56,670 --> 00:39:01,216 "Dear Madge, finally ready to sell my egg. Just kidding." 733 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:04,136 I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about. 734 00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:06,930 Three syllables. Fa-ber-gé. 735 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:09,224 Uh, I st… still not getting it. 736 00:39:09,308 --> 00:39:12,352 Oh, I think you do. In fact, I bet you've got it. 737 00:39:12,436 --> 00:39:13,979 And that's why I hate Democrats. 738 00:39:14,062 --> 00:39:18,108 And why your husband will be mayor over my dead body. 739 00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:21,904 I own the ballots and the boxes they're stuffed into. 740 00:39:21,987 --> 00:39:25,282 We have no intention of winning. 741 00:39:26,909 --> 00:39:31,955 We are here on the orders of President Nixon himself to, in fact, lose. 742 00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:34,082 We're on the same side here. 743 00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:35,626 I find that curious. 744 00:39:36,502 --> 00:39:38,837 Most curious indeed. 745 00:39:41,256 --> 00:39:42,382 [snaps fingers] 746 00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:47,262 Well, turns out it was 6.8 million market dollars in gold. 747 00:39:47,346 --> 00:39:49,181 Half of that is 3.4. 748 00:39:49,264 --> 00:39:50,974 Eddie, have the valet pull the car around. 749 00:39:51,058 --> 00:39:53,310 Careful, that's heavy. That's 3 mil right there. 750 00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:55,812 And this is where I bid you a good fucking good night. 751 00:39:57,898 --> 00:39:59,358 And what about the… 752 00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:00,776 Oh, the… 753 00:40:02,819 --> 00:40:03,904 [Maxine] Commitment. 754 00:40:05,364 --> 00:40:07,908 Point four. It's right on the money. 755 00:40:08,909 --> 00:40:11,495 - [sighs] Oh. Oh. - Consider yourself blessed, Maxine. 756 00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:13,413 That's your portion of the commitment. 757 00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:15,749 Consider yourself magic. 758 00:40:15,832 --> 00:40:17,000 Maxine? 759 00:40:18,043 --> 00:40:20,838 What's your commitment? 760 00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:22,798 I'm not at liberty to say. 761 00:40:23,841 --> 00:40:27,219 Except that the Rollins Estate has been asked 762 00:40:27,302 --> 00:40:29,930 to send funds to someone. 763 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:31,098 Not Linda. 764 00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:33,976 Um, will you excuse us, Dr. Dusty? 765 00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:36,770 - Maxine, do you know where Linda is? - Come with me. 766 00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:37,855 [sighs] 767 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:41,525 Um. [grunts, pants] 768 00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:44,361 There might have been something that came across the airwaves, 769 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:46,780 in a general sense, as the conservator of the estate. 770 00:40:46,864 --> 00:40:49,491 [sighs] How could I have been such a dum-dum. 771 00:40:49,575 --> 00:40:52,744 It was you who got Linda out of town. [inhales sharply] 772 00:40:52,828 --> 00:40:54,663 Well, I-I'm certainly not gonna admit to that. 773 00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:56,540 That would be admitting to a federal crime. 774 00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:58,917 Which means this is all your fault. 775 00:40:59,001 --> 00:41:02,796 My losing the Rollins mansion, the locked assets, the missing cash. 776 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,590 Fifty cents on the dollar to gold! 777 00:41:04,673 --> 00:41:05,966 [Maxine] What does it matter now? 778 00:41:06,049 --> 00:41:09,052 We've got our unbreakable bond of sisterhood. 779 00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:12,097 Partners. International women of business. Together. 780 00:41:12,181 --> 00:41:14,892 Like hell I'd partner with a rat like you, Maxine. 781 00:41:14,975 --> 00:41:16,727 - Oh. - That six mil is mine. 782 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:17,978 And all the other lost millions 783 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:21,899 can now be considered the doing of the estate, aka you. 784 00:41:21,982 --> 00:41:25,152 The Palm Royale is now mine under sole ownership. 785 00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:28,363 And if you set one foot inside it, so help me, I'll break it. 786 00:41:29,198 --> 00:41:30,991 ♪ Swing your partner, spin them round ♪ 787 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:32,993 ♪ Promenade… ♪ 788 00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:34,995 [guests cheering, shouting] 789 00:41:35,746 --> 00:41:36,747 [sighs] 790 00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:41,585 I ruin everything. 791 00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:45,756 Oh, and I never even made contact with that dang courier. [sighs] 792 00:41:45,839 --> 00:41:48,133 - I got something to tell you, Maxine. - [sighs] What is it? 793 00:41:49,635 --> 00:41:50,719 Banana slug. 794 00:41:53,263 --> 00:41:54,264 Come again? 795 00:41:55,307 --> 00:41:56,558 Banana slug. 796 00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:59,269 - Banana slug. You. You? - Mm-hmm. 797 00:41:59,353 --> 00:42:00,521 You're the courier? 798 00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:03,190 Ah, it's dangerous work but I'm a dedicated man. 799 00:42:04,858 --> 00:42:07,986 What can't you do, Dr. Dusty Magic? 800 00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:11,573 Ah, I can do things you've never dreamed of, Maxine. 801 00:42:11,657 --> 00:42:12,991 - [sighs] - [chuckles] 802 00:42:14,117 --> 00:42:17,120 So go… go wire this money. 803 00:42:17,829 --> 00:42:20,666 And then, if I may be so bold, 804 00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:22,626 meet me at the Dellacorte pool house 805 00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:24,962 where you and I will have the most vigorous, animal sex 806 00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:26,922 you've ever had in your entire life. 807 00:42:27,005 --> 00:42:30,217 Thus beginning to heal the wounds in my heart and yours. 808 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:31,468 My goodness. 809 00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,387 Are you gonna kiss me? No. 810 00:42:34,304 --> 00:42:36,014 - [kisses] - [gasps] 811 00:42:36,974 --> 00:42:38,016 [chuckles] 812 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,602 [square dance calling continues] 813 00:42:42,354 --> 00:42:43,564 [chuckles] 814 00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:45,649 I'm gonna do it. 815 00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:48,777 [sighing] 816 00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:51,196 I'm gonna do it! 817 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,532 [guests cheering] 818 00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:54,700 [Maxine laughs] 819 00:42:56,869 --> 00:43:00,581 [Marjorie] And now we're going to introduce our two candidates for may… 820 00:43:00,664 --> 00:43:03,125 I know, I know there are seven running, 821 00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:07,421 but Lord knows I'm not inviting the Socialists or the Greens to my stage. 822 00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:10,507 It's bad enough having a Democrat. [laughs] 823 00:43:10,591 --> 00:43:14,970 Republican candidate for mayor, Incumbent Benny Barnhill. 824 00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:16,889 - [guests cheer] - Benny, come on. Get over here. 825 00:43:17,973 --> 00:43:23,312 Thank you, most honorable lady. 826 00:43:23,395 --> 00:43:25,480 - Isn't she amazing? - [panting] 827 00:43:25,564 --> 00:43:28,025 Maxine, I've been looking all over for you. 828 00:43:28,108 --> 00:43:30,527 - What? What is it? - Pinky took Douglas hostage. 829 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:32,070 Are you serious? 830 00:43:32,154 --> 00:43:34,865 Pinky's trying to kill him because Douglas didn't give him the Dellacorte. 831 00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:37,159 - Oh, he's so selfish! - Mm-hmm. 832 00:43:37,242 --> 00:43:40,329 He's ruining everything! I was just about to do it! 833 00:43:40,412 --> 00:43:41,747 He didn't know he was gonna get kidnapped. 834 00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:44,374 Oh, no, it is indeed every bit his fault. 835 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,460 Sooner or later he was gonna find out, Maxine. 836 00:43:46,543 --> 00:43:48,045 - [Benny continues, indistinct] - We tried. 837 00:43:51,131 --> 00:43:52,299 Well… 838 00:43:53,759 --> 00:43:55,302 If Evelyn wants a fight… 839 00:43:57,930 --> 00:44:00,349 then a fight she will get. 840 00:44:00,849 --> 00:44:04,478 [Benny] And that's why I want to continue as your mayor of Palm Beach. 841 00:44:04,561 --> 00:44:07,523 [Marjorie] Why, thank you, Mayor Benny Barnhill, 842 00:44:07,606 --> 00:44:10,025 for that rousing speech. 843 00:44:10,108 --> 00:44:12,110 And now we're going to introduce 844 00:44:12,194 --> 00:44:16,240 the Democratic candidate for mayor, Perry Donahue. 845 00:44:17,574 --> 00:44:18,700 Perry? 846 00:44:20,369 --> 00:44:22,246 Perry, don't be afraid. 847 00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:25,457 We're only a mildly hostile crowd. [chuckles] 848 00:44:27,209 --> 00:44:28,210 Where is he? 849 00:44:31,964 --> 00:44:34,758 [panting] 850 00:44:41,139 --> 00:44:42,140 [gasps] 851 00:44:43,225 --> 00:44:44,351 Oh, God. 852 00:44:45,894 --> 00:44:47,729 Are you really gonna do this? 853 00:44:47,813 --> 00:44:52,818 Risk your life for a washed-up pilot who can't remember your birthday. 854 00:44:52,901 --> 00:44:55,195 - [dog barking] - [yells] Oof. 855 00:44:55,279 --> 00:44:57,239 [panting] 856 00:44:57,322 --> 00:44:58,699 [grunts] 857 00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:02,744 Oh, God. 858 00:45:03,829 --> 00:45:05,372 I think I just pooped myself. 859 00:45:06,665 --> 00:45:08,542 No, I really poop… I pooped myself. 860 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:13,839 My husband is indisposed so I will give his prepared remarks. 861 00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:18,385 Dear Lord, please don't let them find my dead body 862 00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:20,596 with poop in my white pants. 863 00:45:20,679 --> 00:45:22,806 [Dinah] I am here to tell you 864 00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:24,933 that Perry Donahue 865 00:45:25,809 --> 00:45:31,315 stands for so many liberal, socially responsible things. 866 00:45:31,398 --> 00:45:33,317 [guests gasp, murmur] 867 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,651 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 868 00:45:35,194 --> 00:45:38,363 Maybe I didn't poop myself. Maybe I just farted. 869 00:45:38,447 --> 00:45:42,284 Perry loves the environment. 870 00:45:42,367 --> 00:45:44,286 [booing, jeering] 871 00:45:44,369 --> 00:45:47,706 He believes that your drinking water should be safe 872 00:45:47,789 --> 00:45:50,959 from lead and arsenic. 873 00:45:51,043 --> 00:45:53,128 And that it shouldn't cause cancer. 874 00:45:54,296 --> 00:45:59,801 What's more, Perry believes in women's rights. 875 00:45:59,885 --> 00:46:01,011 [guests groaning] 876 00:46:01,094 --> 00:46:02,346 Come on! 877 00:46:02,971 --> 00:46:04,306 Be somebody, Perry. 878 00:46:05,557 --> 00:46:06,642 Be a hero. 879 00:46:07,726 --> 00:46:11,730 [Dinah] Perry also believes that innocent civilians 880 00:46:11,813 --> 00:46:14,900 shouldn't be incinerated by napalm. 881 00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:16,818 - Communist! - [guests jeering] 882 00:46:16,902 --> 00:46:19,988 Somebody cut her mic now! 883 00:46:20,072 --> 00:46:22,115 [chuckles] Thank you. 884 00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:23,784 Yes, very much. [chuckles] 885 00:46:23,867 --> 00:46:25,327 Who wants to hear me yodel? 886 00:46:25,410 --> 00:46:26,870 [cheering] 887 00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:29,289 [lively music playing] 888 00:46:33,585 --> 00:46:36,797 [yodeling] 889 00:46:49,309 --> 00:46:52,855 ♪ I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart ♪ 890 00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:57,109 ♪ I want to learn to rope and to ride ♪ 891 00:46:57,192 --> 00:47:01,488 ♪ I want to ride o'er the plains And the desert ♪ 892 00:47:01,572 --> 00:47:04,950 ♪ Out west of the Great Divide ♪ 893 00:47:05,033 --> 00:47:09,162 ♪ I want to hear the coyotes howlin' ♪ 894 00:47:09,246 --> 00:47:13,041 ♪ While the sun sinks in the west ♪ 895 00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:17,004 ♪ I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart ♪ 896 00:47:17,087 --> 00:47:20,799 ♪ That's the life that I love best ♪ 897 00:47:20,883 --> 00:47:24,094 [yodeling] 898 00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:33,604 [grunting] 899 00:47:46,325 --> 00:47:47,618 Dougy, in there? 900 00:47:47,701 --> 00:47:49,870 [groaning] 901 00:47:51,205 --> 00:47:52,206 [coughs] 902 00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:58,128 ♪ I want to ride Old Paint Goin' at a run ♪ 903 00:47:58,212 --> 00:48:02,216 ♪ I wanna feel the wind in my face ♪ 904 00:48:02,299 --> 00:48:06,345 ♪ A thousand miles from the city lights ♪ 905 00:48:06,428 --> 00:48:09,848 ♪ Goin' a cowhand's pace ♪ 906 00:48:09,932 --> 00:48:14,186 ♪ I want to pillow my head Near the sleeping herd ♪ 907 00:48:14,269 --> 00:48:17,773 ♪ While the moon shines down from above ♪ 908 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:20,317 ♪ I want to strum my guitar and… ♪ 909 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,902 [yodels] 910 00:48:21,985 --> 00:48:25,614 ♪ Oh, that's the life that I love ♪ 911 00:48:25,697 --> 00:48:27,533 - [Marjorie yodeling] - Pinky! 912 00:48:30,035 --> 00:48:32,663 - Fine, you can have it. - Have what? 913 00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:34,665 The Dellacorte. You get to keep it for the club. 914 00:48:34,748 --> 00:48:35,749 [sighs] 915 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:38,544 My handshake is my contract. 916 00:48:39,795 --> 00:48:42,631 And bad things happen if you go back on it, sabes? 917 00:48:42,714 --> 00:48:45,217 All right. You can let him go now. 918 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:47,052 - Let who go? - Douglas. 919 00:48:47,135 --> 00:48:49,388 I'm coming for you, buddy. [grunts] 920 00:48:50,722 --> 00:48:53,809 - I don't have Douglas. - [screams] 921 00:48:58,647 --> 00:49:01,108 [screams, pants] 922 00:49:01,191 --> 00:49:02,693 [snorting, grunting] 923 00:49:02,776 --> 00:49:04,987 You didn't kidnap Douglas? 924 00:49:05,070 --> 00:49:07,030 - [laughing] - Yes, she said kidnap. [laughing] 925 00:49:07,114 --> 00:49:09,491 - But we have the Dellacorte mansion now. - [laughs] 926 00:49:09,575 --> 00:49:11,159 Wait! [sighs] 927 00:49:16,707 --> 00:49:18,166 Where is Linda Shaw? 928 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,293 I have no idea. 929 00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,170 We know you flew her to Cuba. 930 00:49:21,253 --> 00:49:23,422 And we know who's behind it. 931 00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:24,506 You do? 932 00:49:26,758 --> 00:49:30,554 ♪ I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart ♪ 933 00:49:30,637 --> 00:49:34,808 ♪ I want to learn to rope and to ride ♪ 934 00:49:34,892 --> 00:49:38,604 ♪ I want to ride o'er the plains And the desert ♪ 935 00:49:38,687 --> 00:49:42,191 ♪ Out west of the Great Divide ♪ 936 00:49:42,274 --> 00:49:46,445 ♪ I want to hear the coyotes howlin' ♪ 937 00:49:46,528 --> 00:49:50,240 ♪ While the sun sinks in the west ♪ 938 00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:54,411 ♪ I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart ♪ 939 00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:57,998 ♪ That's the life that I love best ♪ 940 00:49:58,081 --> 00:50:00,834 [yodeling] 941 00:50:10,469 --> 00:50:13,263 - [dancers whooping] - [guests cheering] 942 00:50:22,064 --> 00:50:23,815 [Evelyn] That was an eventful night. 943 00:50:24,441 --> 00:50:26,360 I'm sorry about all your belongings. 944 00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:31,698 Well, it wasn't easy come, but it sure was easy go. 945 00:50:32,199 --> 00:50:33,200 [chuckles] 946 00:50:34,493 --> 00:50:37,579 [sighs] Story of my life. 947 00:50:37,663 --> 00:50:38,830 [gasps] 948 00:50:39,456 --> 00:50:41,250 I believe this belongs to you. 949 00:50:41,792 --> 00:50:43,168 Eddie. 950 00:50:43,252 --> 00:50:45,921 Oh, Eddie. [breathes shakily] 951 00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:49,675 Oh. [chuckles] 952 00:50:49,758 --> 00:50:50,968 She's back. 953 00:50:51,927 --> 00:50:52,928 [kisses] 954 00:50:53,011 --> 00:50:55,347 [Tom] So it's this massive mansion, 955 00:50:55,931 --> 00:50:58,600 this guy comes barreling along the side. Okay. 956 00:50:59,393 --> 00:51:00,936 Followed by a big fat pig. 957 00:51:01,854 --> 00:51:02,896 [chuckles] No kidding. 958 00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:05,983 - [Robert chuckles] Oh, my God. - Yeah. [chuckles] 959 00:51:08,318 --> 00:51:12,114 I guess we both had a very interesting night. 960 00:51:12,197 --> 00:51:15,659 [Tom sighs] The people in this town are nuts. 961 00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:20,289 How did you hear about this place? 962 00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:22,374 I raided it last year. [chuckles] 963 00:51:26,086 --> 00:51:28,755 I'm kidding. I'm keeping it from being raided. 964 00:51:29,631 --> 00:51:30,841 [Robert] Hmm. 965 00:51:33,844 --> 00:51:36,763 I have a feeling we're going to have a really good time here. 966 00:51:36,847 --> 00:51:39,349 ["I'll Never Fall In Love Again" playing] 967 00:51:51,361 --> 00:51:53,363 [song continues] 968 00:51:55,908 --> 00:52:00,037 What's curious, Evelyn Rollins of the past, 969 00:52:00,954 --> 00:52:03,582 is just this afternoon I thought you were a depiction of me 970 00:52:03,665 --> 00:52:05,167 at the height of my powers… 971 00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:09,838 when in reality, 972 00:52:11,673 --> 00:52:13,884 you are now witness to it. 973 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,762 [song continues] 974 00:52:21,683 --> 00:52:24,603 Damn Douglas. I gave up everything. 975 00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:28,023 Pinky doesn't even have him. Typical. 976 00:52:28,732 --> 00:52:30,567 Okay. [blows] 977 00:52:31,693 --> 00:52:32,694 Okay. 978 00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:38,951 This is officially revenge sex. 979 00:52:39,034 --> 00:52:41,036 [song continues] 980 00:52:50,045 --> 00:52:51,046 [sighs] 981 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:55,384 [tapping on glass] 982 00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:03,225 Coming! 983 00:53:09,815 --> 00:53:10,816 [song ends] 984 00:53:12,025 --> 00:53:13,944 Douglas? Where are your clothes? 985 00:53:14,027 --> 00:53:15,988 - The feds, Max. - [groans] 986 00:53:16,071 --> 00:53:18,657 The feds black bagged me and held me for days. 987 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,077 Oh, thank God. Food. 988 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,161 [gasps] What? What? 989 00:53:23,245 --> 00:53:26,331 Yeah. They know that I flew Linda out of town, 990 00:53:26,415 --> 00:53:28,959 but I didn't crack. 991 00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:32,296 They think Pinky is involved because it was his plane, 992 00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:35,257 and he's the one that they're really after. 993 00:53:35,841 --> 00:53:41,013 I just managed to save you and all the women of Palm Beach 994 00:53:41,096 --> 00:53:43,932 so, you're welcome. 995 00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:47,144 And nobody even cares that I was missing. 996 00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:48,687 Nobody cares. 997 00:53:49,563 --> 00:53:50,731 Nobody cares? 998 00:53:52,482 --> 00:53:53,609 I've got news for you. 999 00:53:55,360 --> 00:54:00,324 Thanks to your dum-dum disappearing act, I thought Pinky was gonna kill you. 1000 00:54:00,824 --> 00:54:03,911 So I traded the Dellacorte for your release, 1001 00:54:03,994 --> 00:54:06,371 - and he never had you in the first place! - What? 1002 00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:09,333 Don't you think you should have fucking confirmed 1003 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:12,628 that Pinky had me before you gave away my house? 1004 00:54:12,711 --> 00:54:14,671 How very dare you! 1005 00:54:14,755 --> 00:54:17,007 [breathing heavily] 1006 00:54:17,591 --> 00:54:20,761 - Idiot. - You're looking… sexy. 1007 00:54:21,595 --> 00:54:22,679 - Are you… - Yes. 1008 00:54:23,305 --> 00:54:25,098 Douglas, yes! 1009 00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:27,434 I am about to screw someone else! 1010 00:54:27,518 --> 00:54:28,977 [knocking at door] 1011 00:54:29,061 --> 00:54:30,854 Oh, that's him. That's him. 1012 00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:35,067 All right. Well, I am not sticking around for this. 1013 00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:36,652 No, no. You can't go out that way. 1014 00:54:36,735 --> 00:54:39,196 - You can't-- No, no. - I can't go out that way? It's my house. 1015 00:54:39,279 --> 00:54:41,406 - You're gonna go out the back. - I don't go out the back of my house. 1016 00:54:41,490 --> 00:54:42,866 Why would I go out the back of my own house? 1017 00:54:42,950 --> 00:54:44,701 - He should be the one going out the back. - Coming! 1018 00:54:44,785 --> 00:54:46,036 [grunts] Douglas! 1019 00:54:48,872 --> 00:54:50,123 Oh. 1020 00:54:50,207 --> 00:54:51,500 I see I'm interrupting. 1021 00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:56,296 No, no, no. No, this is… This is not what it looks like at all. 1022 00:54:57,130 --> 00:54:59,466 - Um… - [groans] Sorry about this, man. 1023 00:54:59,550 --> 00:55:00,843 Would you shut up, Douglas? 1024 00:55:00,926 --> 00:55:02,553 I thought you said you didn't bite. 1025 00:55:02,636 --> 00:55:04,930 Oh, I… [sighs] 1026 00:55:05,013 --> 00:55:07,766 I… No, I don't. I… I know it looks-- 1027 00:55:09,476 --> 00:55:11,478 Goodbye, Maxine. Good luck. 1028 00:55:11,562 --> 00:55:12,563 What? 1029 00:55:13,772 --> 00:55:16,024 No. I… 1030 00:55:17,359 --> 00:55:19,027 Good riddance to him, huh? 1031 00:55:19,695 --> 00:55:20,779 [sighs] 1032 00:55:20,863 --> 00:55:23,532 ["Excuse Me Mister" playing] 1033 00:55:25,242 --> 00:55:27,536 [sighing] 1034 00:55:27,619 --> 00:55:30,122 [song continues] 1035 00:55:42,426 --> 00:55:44,553 [song continues] 1036 00:55:58,233 --> 00:55:59,860 Hello, Robert.