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[♪ dramatic theme playing]
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♪
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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[Yumyulack]
Come on, Korvo, you can do it!
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You got this, my King.
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- [KORVO] Oh! [flatulence]
- [cheering]
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You did it, Korvo.
Your human butthole's finally closed up.
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You're back to normal.
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I was starting to think
you'd be human forever,
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especially since Jesse, Terry,
and I have been back
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to being fully Shlorpian
for a hot second now.
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Ah, yes, it's good to be blue again,
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though of all the human orifices,
I shall miss le anus the most.
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Fair thee well, old friend.
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I don't get it. We were human,
and now we're Shlorpian again?
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How did that happen?
Seriously, what's the deal?
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- Terry! Calm down.
- No, I want the answers!
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Give me the answers!
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There was no "previously on."
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I don't understand what's going on.
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I'm a new viewer,
and I don't understand what's going on.
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He's going Real Housewives.
Grab him!
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- Get off me! Let me go!
- [all grunting]
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I'm calm, okay?
I'm calm. I'm good.
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- You promise?
- [sighs] Yes.
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But for real, how'd this happen?
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[AISHA]
So to recap, y'all had been on Earth
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so long without the Pupa terraforming,
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that your Shlorpian bodies
started to adapt
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to the environment, and you turned human.
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Uh, but why aren't we on Earth anymore?
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I know, but just in case
Terry doesn't understand.
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[AISHA] To stop the transformation
from becoming permanent,
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you left Earth and resettled on Clervix 3.
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The new atmosphere allowed
your original bodies to reset.
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Does this mean we can
go back to Earth now?
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[AISHA]
I guess, if you really wanna go back
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to that trash-ass planet.
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The human transformation
only happens once.
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We are not going back!
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Geez. Aw, you yelled that so loud.
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And right in the place my ears would be.
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I don't often speak
in such an unceremonious manner,
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but this new planet is the tits.
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Oh, yeah, this planet is
a set of big naturals,
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the top of the tatas.
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This place is a literal paradise.
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There's no parking tickets,
the sandwich they have
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instead of the McRib
is offered all year long,
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the environment hasn't been destroyed,
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and it isn't full of earwigs
and centipedes like the last one.
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Everyone here thinks
my voice is hot and sexy,
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especially when I say
exotic stuff like "Sheboygan."
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Clervix 3 rules!
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The most popular sport is a version
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of Hide and Seek,
which is basically bounty hunting.
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So that means I'm a cool jock here.
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And you nerds better not forget it.
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Even the Pupa likes it here.
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He's reverted to his original color,
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restarting his terraforming process.
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Plus, I think he's
teaching himself to read.
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[Jesse]
Cute!
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Terry Ann, you agree this planet is
B-I-G T-I-T-T-Y, don't you?
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Oh, yeah, baby. It's a couple
sweater stretchers for sure.
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The restaurants only have booths,
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no tables, just the way I like.
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Bookstores still exist,
so I have somewhere to browse magazines,
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and Star Wars actually happened
as a war here.
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So now instead of knowing
pop culture trivia,
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I'm a learned historian.
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The folks here even gave you
that nickname when we arrived.
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What was it again? Swizzle?
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Yep, I'm Swizzle.
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I've always wanted a nickname,
and now I've got one.
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Swizzle. [laughs]
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Me to a T.
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Then it's settled.
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The Solar Opposites are staying
on Clervix 3.
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[cheering in unison]
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[Korvo]
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa,
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and escaped into the... space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on
an already overpopulated planet.
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But then we did a bunch of stuff
that ended up with us leaving Earth.
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And now we live on Clervix 3,
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which is a wonderful, perfect planet.
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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.
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I just dropped the Pupa, but it's okay
because this planet is so nice.
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I literally have nothing
to complain about at all.
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Terry likes it too, so we really aren't
even Opposites anymore.
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I hope the title still makes sense.
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[♪ dramatic music]
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[Korvo]
Alright, presentation time.
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As you know, we've been here on Clervix 3
for a couple of months now,
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and we've had a lot of funny adventures.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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But it's time to get serious.
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This afternoon, the Supreme Adjudicator
will be visiting our home
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to determine whether or not
to grant us permanent citizenship.
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I've met a lot
of adjudicators in my day,
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but this is definitely
the highest-stakes adjudicator yet.
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Yeah, well, he's the one who decides
if we get to stay on this planet,
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so to make sure everything goes smoothly,
I've drafted a detailed plan.
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We will be conducting
a full-scale charm offensive
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on the Supreme Adjudicator
with our number-one priority being
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"to not be extra."
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And that's because the three pillars
of Clervixian society are...
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"Simplicity," "blandness,"
and "generic competence."
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Being extra is a crime on this planet,
and I know we've all dabbled in it before,
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but today we have to lock that shit down.
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Korvy, babe, I don't
wanna poke holes in this,
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but isn't saying extra kind of cringe?
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I thought it was cheugy.
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Extra isn't cringe or cheugy
because this planet
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is eight light years from Earth,
so we're technically ahead of all trends.
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"Extra" is bussin'.
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- Hell yeah!
- Oh, don't do that!
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High fives are too extra!
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I have assigned each of you
important jobs for today.
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Jesse! You'll make the traditional
Clervixian Morg soup.
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It's a flavorless room-temperature
lumpless chowder.
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I repeat, if you put lumps in the chowder,
we are fucked.
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I've got tons of great dish prep ideas
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from watching The Bear on FX on Hulu
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on the Disney Interstellar bundle.
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All of that is way too extra.
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Stick to the recipe and whatever you do,
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don't bring up Hulu!
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Yes, Chef!
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Yumyulack, you will learn and perform
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an a cappella rendition
of the medium-volume,
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moderately tempoed
Clervixian Planetary Anthem.
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♪ On it! ♪
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And lastly, Terry,
you will go purchase
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the mandatory Clervixian dinner helmets.
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These guys play it safe as hell
at mealtimes.
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[claps] I live to shop,
and I shop to live!
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It is vital we execute
these assignments perfectly today,
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and that's it.
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Thank you for watching.
Good night and good luck.
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Okay, places. Places.
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Look, guys. Tech week was hell,
but we made it.
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Let's have a great show, people!
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[all in unison] Got your back,
got your back, got your back.
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Terry, help me rearrange the furniture.
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We've got too many diagonals in here.
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That's the most extra type of angle.
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So, I-I didn't wanna
say anything in front
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of the replicants
because they're little bitches,
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but are you at all worried that
this planet's, like, too perfect?
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Are you saying Clervix 3 only appears
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to be an ideal home,
but it actually has a secret,
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evil, science fiction, seedy underbelly
that we won't find out about
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until it's too late for us to leave?
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I didn't know that was a thing,
but, yes, that's exactly what I mean.
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It is a thing, which I've been
watching out for this whole time.
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Any seedy underbellies
would've surfaced by now.
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Clervix 3 is nothing
but a nice, non-seedy,
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whatever the opposite of an underbelly is.
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- Top tummy.
- But we haven't even looked around!
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How can we be sure
something terrible won't be revealed
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in, like, 8 to 10 episodes?
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Terry! Focus! The dinner helmets must be
your number-one priority.
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Okay! Okay.
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I promise I'm not even gonna think about
or mention this again.
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Hundred percent there's a seedy underbelly
up in this shit.
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Stay on task!
Do not be extra.
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[objects clattering]
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[Korvo]
Jesus H. Christopher Kattan.
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We have so much extra-seeming stuff.
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Look at all these souvenir keyrings
from our trip to Santa Fe,
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these Man in the High Castle
Season 2 FYC screeners,
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and all of your old baby toys, Pupa!
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- [gasps]
- [Korvo] Relax!
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I don't mean your
Melissa and Doug learning pelican.
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Wait a sec,
is this the Extra Ray?
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- Of all the rays to leave lying around?
- [ray zaps]
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Son of a bitch!
We've been Dragon Balled.
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Hello! Just walking through.
Nothing to see here.
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- Kisses. Okay, bye.
- Hold it right there.
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Is that Tom Colicchio-brand
tarragon I smell?
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I just wanted to zhuzh up
the soup a little
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and impress the Supreme Adjudicator.
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No! Zhuzhing is Jewish for extra!
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Fine. But you know that ever since
I got bit by the Ratatouille rat,
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I've been cursed to cook with soul.
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Oh! Yumyulack, what the hell
have you done to yourself?
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I'm gonna do a Blue Man Group-inspired
performance
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of the Clervixian Planetary Anthem.
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No, that's too extra.
Also, why are you red?
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Yeah, since I'm blue already,
I went with the
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♪ Opposite color on the spectrum
Mm! ♪
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The Supreme Adjudicator's gonna love it.
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No, he won't.
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I told you to keep it simple.
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Go wash yourself
in the basement sink right now.
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♪ You don't understand my art ♪
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- Ah!
- [door slams open]
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- Ah!
- Great news!
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Ha, ha! You got the helmets?
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No, silly goose.
I got evidence of the seedy underbelly.
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- What?
- Check it out.
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These trees with cameras on them are
on every corner, watching our every move.
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There is something sick and evil
happening on this planet.
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They had cameras like this
everywhere on Earth,
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and you never had
a problem with it then.
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Well, yeah, but that's because
I was complicit
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in commodifying my privacy.
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This isn't evidence
of a seedy underbelly.
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It's just for speeding tickets.
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Now get me those dinner helmets.
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Ugh. Fine, but I'm leaving
the camera tree here
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because I'm too tired to drag it out.
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Knock, knock.
Greetings and pleasant rotations, Solars.
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Well, if it isn't our
next-door neighbors
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Blix and Vorgento.
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Greetings and pleasant rotations
to you both.
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What is this "greetings and rotations"
horse shit?
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It's how you say hi here.
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Would it kill you to pay attention?
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- Say what?
- Please just say hello.
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- These guys like you, Terry.
- Whatever. Fine.
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- How's your rotaysh?
- Ho, ho, it's Swizzle.
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[both laughing]
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Ha. Ha, ha. Yeah, I almost forgot
about my awesome nickname.
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I never got one of those
on stupid old Earth. Pew, pew.
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Korvo, we heard
the Supreme Adjudicator is coming,
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so we thought we'd come lend you
our bland, silent support.
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We even brought our robo, JK Sevens.
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Oh, God, not JK Sevens.
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Why does he always have to make
such an obnoxious entrance?
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00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:44,401
Ugh, sorry. We're still training him
to not be so extra.
237
00:08:44,401 --> 00:08:45,944
[Korvo] He acts like
a character who was added
238
00:08:45,944 --> 00:08:48,446
in the fifth season of a TV show
who's very polarizing
239
00:08:48,446 --> 00:08:49,906
but has big merchandising potential.
240
00:08:49,906 --> 00:08:51,408
[JK Sevens beeps]
241
00:08:51,408 --> 00:08:52,576
[TV slams on the floor]
242
00:08:52,576 --> 00:08:54,828
Could you please stop your robot
from destroying my house?
243
00:08:54,828 --> 00:08:56,538
Yeah, if we do, he'll just pitch a fit.
244
00:08:56,538 --> 00:08:58,707
We found it best to just
let him tire himself out.
245
00:08:58,707 --> 00:09:00,500
[Korvo]
He's just being so extra.
246
00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:04,254
I know. Pupa, why not take JK Sevens
to your room and show him your lovely
247
00:09:04,254 --> 00:09:06,756
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Playmobil playset.
248
00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:07,966
No!
249
00:09:07,966 --> 00:09:09,759
I'll let you read
more revisionist history
250
00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:11,303
from a leftist perspective.
251
00:09:11,303 --> 00:09:12,971
- [JK Sevens whirring]
- [Pupa groans]
252
00:09:14,097 --> 00:09:15,765
- [Pupa grunting]
- [JK Sevens clanging]
253
00:09:19,978 --> 00:09:21,605
[Pupa grunts]
254
00:09:21,605 --> 00:09:22,898
[Pupa screams]
255
00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:26,735
- [whirring]
- [Pupa] Ugh.
256
00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:36,202
- [Korvo grunting]
- [ax thudding]
257
00:09:36,202 --> 00:09:38,371
Ah, thank God I had this sci-fi ax.
258
00:09:38,371 --> 00:09:39,748
[doorbell rings]
259
00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:42,417
Supreme Adjudicator!
You're early!
260
00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:44,085
Greetings and pleasant rotations.
261
00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:46,504
I always arrive early
so I don't have to stay late.
262
00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:48,840
Yeah, staying late is very extra.
263
00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:52,219
Pleasant rotations, Lord Adjudicator,
Your Supremeness, Your--
264
00:09:52,219 --> 00:09:53,803
W-w-what should I call you?
265
00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:55,472
You can call me
whatever you want
266
00:09:55,472 --> 00:09:57,641
as long as you don't call me
late for dinner.
267
00:09:57,641 --> 00:09:58,808
[Blix and Vorgento laugh]
268
00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:01,394
- He went there!
- Supreme Adjudicator for the win!
269
00:10:01,394 --> 00:10:03,355
Yes, well, go-good one, sir.
270
00:10:03,355 --> 00:10:06,983
That is the caliber of joke
that is acceptable here on Clervix 3:
271
00:10:06,983 --> 00:10:10,028
Straight down the middle.
Not a hint of being extra.
272
00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:12,239
Well, it's nice to have you.
I hope we can--
273
00:10:12,239 --> 00:10:14,074
The adjudication now begins.
274
00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:16,826
Your dwelling appears simple and tasteful.
275
00:10:16,826 --> 00:10:18,161
Not extra in the least.
276
00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:19,371
Oh, I'm delighted to hear that.
277
00:10:19,371 --> 00:10:21,039
But not extra delighted.
278
00:10:21,039 --> 00:10:22,582
[loud crash]
279
00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:24,876
What was that "extra-sounding" noise?
280
00:10:24,876 --> 00:10:26,628
Uh, that was a sneeze.
281
00:10:26,628 --> 00:10:28,922
My sneezes sound like lots
of pans being dropped,
282
00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:30,340
and I do them with my mouth closed
283
00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:32,300
with no visual indication
that it happened.
284
00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,426
- [loud bang]
- [Jesse] Aw, shit!
285
00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:35,637
Uh, I just remembered I left
a spoon in the kitchen.
286
00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:38,890
Stay here and, uh, look through
our very basic coffee table book
287
00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,517
that's just pages with numbers on them.
288
00:10:42,018 --> 00:10:43,228
Ah, the number eight.
289
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,730
Good old number 37.
[chuckles]
290
00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:48,275
733. Now that is a number.
291
00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:49,609
- Jesse!
- Yes, Chef.
292
00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:50,777
What the shit's all this?
293
00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:52,946
The Morg Soup is supposed
to be two ingredients:
294
00:10:52,946 --> 00:10:54,030
morg and air.
295
00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:55,574
I got a teeny bit carried away
296
00:10:55,574 --> 00:10:56,992
trying to make things perfect.
297
00:10:56,992 --> 00:10:58,577
- Here. You gotta try this.
- No!
298
00:10:58,577 --> 00:10:59,786
- Come on!
- I said no. No, no, no.
299
00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:01,496
- Korvo, please. Try it!
- Nope, I won't.
300
00:11:01,496 --> 00:11:03,957
- Nope, stop it.
- Open that yapper and sip this soup.
301
00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:07,127
[spits]
Jesse, I-- That is delicious.
302
00:11:07,127 --> 00:11:09,379
Now throw it away and make
the flavorless version immediately.
303
00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,881
- Yes, Chef!
- Stop saying that.
304
00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:12,090
- [oven dings]
- What the hell is in the oven?
305
00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:15,010
It's a special appeteaser I made
for the Adjudicator
306
00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,636
called the "Pop Rocks Cheez-It Bomb."
307
00:11:16,636 --> 00:11:18,638
When you taste it, it's "da bomb."
Get it?
308
00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:19,723
To be honest, I don't.
309
00:11:19,723 --> 00:11:21,516
- Just get rid of it now.
- [door slams open]
310
00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:23,268
Great news!
Your boy got the helmets.
311
00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:24,519
Oh, thank God.
Something's going right.
312
00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:27,480
Sorry, left out a word.
Your boy don't got the helmets.
313
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:28,940
But look what I do got.
314
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,527
What in the actual fuck is that?
315
00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:35,155
This is a Clervixian space bison.
316
00:11:35,155 --> 00:11:37,073
And I think it's part of that
secret seedy underbelly
317
00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:38,283
we're all fully obsessed with.
318
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:39,576
There is no underbelly!
319
00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:43,622
This little stinker here
has been genetically modified!
320
00:11:43,622 --> 00:11:44,873
Gasp if you must.
321
00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:45,957
- Behind!
- Terry!
322
00:11:45,957 --> 00:11:47,125
Someone's putting chemicals
in their food
323
00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,209
and it's messing with our bodies.
324
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:50,378
Like, have you felt really horny
and really sterile lately?
325
00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:51,463
I know I have.
326
00:11:51,463 --> 00:11:53,173
They genetically modified
the cows on earth.
327
00:11:53,173 --> 00:11:54,466
That's not a conspiracy.
328
00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:57,052
It's just the soulless pillage
of a living creature's dignity.
329
00:11:57,052 --> 00:11:58,845
I'm seeing all the twisted threads here.
330
00:11:58,845 --> 00:12:01,431
The only part I'm missing is, you know,
the bigger thread that connects them.
331
00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:02,724
But I'm close to uncovering it.
332
00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:06,019
B-T dubs, Jess, whatever you're
making smells scrumplicious.
333
00:12:06,019 --> 00:12:07,103
Thank you, Chef!
334
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,396
Terry, what you need to uncover is
335
00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:10,106
the fucking dinner helmets!
336
00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:11,191
- The what?
- [Korvo] Ugh.
337
00:12:11,191 --> 00:12:14,194
The thing you're supposed to get.
The dinner helmets.
338
00:12:14,194 --> 00:12:16,196
First time I'm hearing about it,
but I'll look into it.
339
00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:18,698
Dinner hut muts.
340
00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:20,784
- [Korvo grunts]
- [cow bell rings]
341
00:12:20,784 --> 00:12:22,410
[Space Bison]
Goo!
342
00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:24,621
They say goo instead of moo!
343
00:12:24,621 --> 00:12:25,705
[door slams closed]
344
00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:27,540
[Terry] Oh, this goes
all the way to the top.
345
00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:30,961
- [♪ electronic music playing]
- Oh, what in the Skrillex?
346
00:12:30,961 --> 00:12:32,546
- [♪ loud electronic music]
- [gasps]
347
00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:36,591
Yumyulack, why are you still red?
And what is this?
348
00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:39,302
I'm gonna "Reggie Watts"
the Planetary Anthem.
349
00:12:39,302 --> 00:12:40,470
["Reggie Watts" loops]
350
00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:42,013
Wow, extra much?
351
00:12:42,013 --> 00:12:43,265
["Extra, much?" loops]
352
00:12:43,265 --> 00:12:45,600
It is extra.
What are you doing?
353
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,103
Redefining performance art.
The Supreme Adjudicator's gonna love it.
354
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:49,854
Ahh, no. Out.
355
00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:53,108
["Ahh, no. Out" loops]
356
00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:55,569
- [Yumyulack shrieks]
- Where is the Supreme Adjudicator?
357
00:12:55,569 --> 00:12:56,861
[toilet flushes]
358
00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:59,823
Korvo, I commend you
on a very not extra bathroom.
359
00:12:59,823 --> 00:13:02,909
The water level was modest,
toilet paper acceptable.
360
00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:07,497
Well, if you love the bathroom,
you'll, uh, love our pocket dimension.
361
00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:09,082
- No need, I'm sure--
- In you go!
362
00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:10,542
Stop it!
363
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,461
[Pupa] Mine! Mine!
[grunts]
364
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,256
- [JK Sevens beeps]
- [exasperated groan]
365
00:13:19,134 --> 00:13:22,554
[♪ "Hedwig's Theme" plays on recorder]
366
00:13:22,554 --> 00:13:23,722
[Pupa screeches]
367
00:13:23,722 --> 00:13:25,098
Yumyulack, cut it out!
368
00:13:25,098 --> 00:13:26,266
No!
369
00:13:26,725 --> 00:13:28,852
Everyone's gonna lose it for my tubes.
370
00:13:28,852 --> 00:13:30,896
No! This is beyond extra.
371
00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:31,980
Oh, cheese.
372
00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,733
I accidentally triggered the countdown
on my Pop Rocks Cheez-It Bomb.
373
00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:37,319
- It's gonna blow!
- Are you fucking kidding me?!
374
00:13:40,113 --> 00:13:43,825
[♪ suspenseful slow-motion music]
375
00:13:48,705 --> 00:13:50,624
We just avoided a total disaster.
376
00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:52,292
[Pop Rocks Cheez-It Bomb explodes]
377
00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:55,253
Ah, my head!
If only we had our dinner helmets.
378
00:13:55,253 --> 00:13:57,130
[portal opens]
379
00:13:57,464 --> 00:13:58,465
What the...
380
00:13:58,465 --> 00:14:01,426
Seems things took a turn
for the extra while I was gone.
381
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:03,345
My adjudication thingy!
382
00:14:03,345 --> 00:14:06,389
Uh, okay, look,
I spent all day pretending
383
00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:10,393
that we're boring and fit in,
but the truth is we is extra.
384
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:13,021
We love this planet,
and we want to stay here,
385
00:14:13,021 --> 00:14:15,315
but if you don't think we fit in
for who we really are,
386
00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:18,485
we'll find another planet
that's not as perfect to call home.
387
00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:22,614
While we Clervixians
don't like our citizens being "extra,"
388
00:14:22,614 --> 00:14:25,200
being fake is much, much worse.
389
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,244
Being fake is actually being "extra,"
390
00:14:27,244 --> 00:14:28,912
which you are not.
391
00:14:29,246 --> 00:14:30,247
Does that make sense?
392
00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:31,331
It does not.
393
00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:34,584
Our confusing ways are why
we need so many adjudicators.
394
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:37,045
Anyway, I now declare you
and your family
395
00:14:37,045 --> 00:14:39,422
to be permanent residents
of Clervix 3.
396
00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:41,049
You may gently celebrate.
397
00:14:41,049 --> 00:14:42,217
- Whoa!
- Cool.
398
00:14:42,217 --> 00:14:44,511
- [door slams open]
- I found the dinner helmets!
399
00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:46,930
We don't need them anymore.
We're official citizens.
400
00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:48,765
Oh, okay.
Well, I also found the monster
401
00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:50,433
that's been secretly controlling
this whole planet
402
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:51,560
from a hidden underground lair.
403
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,686
[all gasp]
404
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:55,522
Unleash me!
405
00:14:55,522 --> 00:14:58,692
Put your hands together
for Zazlaz the Mind Freak!
406
00:14:58,692 --> 00:15:01,444
- [electricity zapping]
- [Zazlaz groaning]
407
00:15:04,814 --> 00:15:07,200
Terry, you dumbass,
this is a Mind Freak!
408
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,827
Right?
Wait, you know this guy?
409
00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:09,911
Not personally.
410
00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:11,746
It's an alien race known
throughout the galaxy
411
00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:13,665
for their nefarious and diabolical nature.
412
00:15:13,665 --> 00:15:15,709
Their representative
on Earth was Criss Angel.
413
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:17,919
Ha. I told you there was
an evil conspiracy.
414
00:15:17,919 --> 00:15:20,005
Zaz, tell him what you told me
on the bus ride over.
415
00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:22,048
You-you're gonna love it.
He's actually a really good storyteller.
416
00:15:22,048 --> 00:15:26,469
The tale of Zazlaz
began four millennia ago.
417
00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:29,306
I was a cocooned hatchling then,
418
00:15:29,306 --> 00:15:31,057
tumbling through the Orion--
419
00:15:31,057 --> 00:15:32,142
[Korvo]
Let me stop you right there.
420
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:34,185
Is the short version
that you landed on this planet
421
00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:36,938
and took it over and now you use
the tree cameras to spy,
422
00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:39,816
keep the population docile
by putting chemicals in the bison,
423
00:15:39,816 --> 00:15:41,359
and insist everything be not extra
424
00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:43,236
because it makes everyone
easier to control?
425
00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:45,614
Guilty as charged.
426
00:15:45,614 --> 00:15:46,865
[cackles]
427
00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:48,617
You just forgot one thing.
428
00:15:48,617 --> 00:15:52,746
By revealing me, you must now die.
429
00:15:53,705 --> 00:15:55,373
[Blix/Vorgento/Adjudicator]
Hail Zazlaz!
430
00:15:55,373 --> 00:15:57,083
Hail Zazlaz!
431
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,127
[♪ intense music]
432
00:15:59,878 --> 00:16:02,464
[grunting]
433
00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:14,935
[screeches]
434
00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:19,898
- [Zazlaz cackling]
- [Korvo/Terry gasp]
435
00:16:19,898 --> 00:16:22,901
I've owned this planet
for a hundred years.
436
00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:27,239
Come, my freakies, liberate your master!
437
00:16:27,239 --> 00:16:28,990
Terry, help me barricade the window
with the furniture!
438
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:30,867
But we'll have to put it
at a diagonal angle.
439
00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:31,952
Won't that be extra?
440
00:16:31,952 --> 00:16:33,787
Oh, now you care about that shit?
441
00:16:33,787 --> 00:16:35,121
- Yep.
- Goddammit, Terry,
442
00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:36,206
this is all your fault.
443
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:37,874
If you hadn't fixated
on digging up a conspiracy,
444
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:40,085
we'd all be living in blissful ignorance
on a perfect planet.
445
00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:41,294
- [glass shatters]
- Aah!
446
00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:42,671
It wasn't perfect for me.
447
00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:44,339
Clervix was great for you
and the replicants,
448
00:16:44,339 --> 00:16:45,590
but it sucked ass for me.
449
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:49,052
The lame aliens here never laughed
at my clever references to TGIF sitcoms,
450
00:16:49,052 --> 00:16:51,054
and they gave me
the worst nickname ever:
451
00:16:51,054 --> 00:16:52,138
Swizzle.
452
00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:53,807
Just because I swizzled
my butt a little bit
453
00:16:53,807 --> 00:16:55,433
when I walked around here on my first day,
454
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:56,601
I get a nickname?
455
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,311
And it was only on account
I hadn't done a good job
456
00:16:58,311 --> 00:17:00,105
wiping my human butt
after I took a dump.
457
00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:02,899
And guess what?
It gets a little itchy around the rim.
458
00:17:02,899 --> 00:17:05,569
If anything, my nickname
should be "Itchy Butt."
459
00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:07,862
What are you talking about?
I thought you loved that nickname.
460
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,823
I was lying.
461
00:17:09,823 --> 00:17:11,116
I'm just an amazing actor.
462
00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:13,785
Remember I took that YouTube masterclass
taught by Scoot McNairy?
463
00:17:13,785 --> 00:17:15,996
Well, he was good on Narcos: Mexico.
464
00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,914
I always scolded you
for hating on Earth.
465
00:17:17,914 --> 00:17:19,457
If I did it here, I'd be a hypocrite.
466
00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:22,460
Oh, Terry, you beautiful idiot.
I love when you're a hypocrite.
467
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:23,920
- You do?
- Your lack of principles
468
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,755
is part of what keeps
the flame burning.
469
00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:28,967
[Korvo and Terry kiss]
470
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:31,344
Uh, guys, can you wrap up
your emotional beat
471
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:32,721
and help us out over here?
472
00:17:32,721 --> 00:17:34,639
Say the word
and I'll pipe this meat sack.
473
00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:37,309
If I die, my control is broken.
474
00:17:37,309 --> 00:17:40,186
This entire planet
will descend into chaos.
475
00:17:40,186 --> 00:17:42,939
Descend my ass,
you shaved bear-lookin' bitch.
476
00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:45,317
Okay, then let's make a deal.
477
00:17:47,986 --> 00:17:48,987
We're listening.
478
00:17:48,987 --> 00:17:51,865
If you let me go back
to secretly running this planet,
479
00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:54,326
then all of you will live like kings.
480
00:17:54,326 --> 00:17:56,202
I promise to never freak your minds.
481
00:17:56,202 --> 00:18:00,916
I may rock your bodies,
but I will steer clear of the minds.
482
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,585
Uh, that was a good offer.
Do we stay?
483
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,754
I mean, I do like living on this planet.
484
00:18:05,754 --> 00:18:08,632
With my sexy voice,
I'm like the Rosie Perez of Clervix.
485
00:18:08,632 --> 00:18:10,300
♪ I like it too ♪
486
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,927
Oh, my God, Yumyulack,
enough with the singing.
487
00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:13,720
You're not Pink.
How about it, Terald?
488
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,804
Wanna be a king?
489
00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:18,600
Um, well, if that's what
everyone else wants,
490
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,976
I'll stay.
491
00:18:20,644 --> 00:18:23,939
We'll accept on one small condition,
492
00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:25,857
no one can call Terry "Swizzle" anymore.
493
00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:29,861
Sorry. Diminutive nicknames
are a part of my grand design.
494
00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:33,281
Consider it a small price to pay
to live in paradise.
495
00:18:33,281 --> 00:18:34,366
Plus, look at him.
496
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:36,660
He's all swizzle and no stick.
497
00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:39,955
- It's okay. It's fine. I'm fine.
- No deal!
498
00:18:39,955 --> 00:18:43,333
You're throwing away paradise
for a nickname?
499
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,669
No, because if my Tear-bear isn't happy,
500
00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:47,295
then it isn't a paradise.
501
00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:51,049
That is the stupidest shit
I have ever heard.
502
00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:54,261
My horde, attack!
503
00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:55,720
- [door slams open]
- [Solars gasp]
504
00:18:58,014 --> 00:18:59,015
You know what, Zaz?
505
00:18:59,015 --> 00:19:00,308
You forbid anyone to be extra,
506
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:02,310
but you're the most extra of anyone here.
507
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:05,355
In fact, you're cringe as fuck.
508
00:19:06,565 --> 00:19:08,525
- [Extra Ray zaps]
- No!
509
00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:11,111
I'm turning whatever the opposite
510
00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:14,698
of extra is!
511
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:16,241
[Yumyulack]
Well, would you look at that?
512
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,742
A basic-ass fiddle-leaf fig.
513
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:19,911
- Brutal!
- Let's haul ass before someone kills us.
514
00:19:19,911 --> 00:19:22,789
My mind, it isn't being freaked anymore.
515
00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:24,583
I can be an asshole now.
516
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,167
[Clervixians clamoring]
517
00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:33,216
Damn. The planet went
to total shit really fast.
518
00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:35,343
Like every episode after
the pilot of Glee fast.
519
00:19:35,343 --> 00:19:36,469
That is fast!
520
00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:38,513
Well, now we need to find
a new place to live.
521
00:19:38,513 --> 00:19:40,932
AISHA, survey the sector
for habitable worlds.
522
00:19:40,932 --> 00:19:42,601
One without vampires.
523
00:19:42,601 --> 00:19:44,227
[AISHA]
Okay, we got two options:
524
00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:47,063
a previously unknown
utopia planet full of sexy,
525
00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:49,274
Na'vi-like creatures.
526
00:19:49,274 --> 00:19:50,859
- Or Earth.
- Can't do Earth.
527
00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:52,736
Too many of my exes live there.
528
00:19:52,736 --> 00:19:54,321
And it's clearly on
the precipice of climate
529
00:19:54,321 --> 00:19:55,572
and societal collapse.
530
00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:57,657
Sounds like we're going
with the utopian option, then.
531
00:19:57,657 --> 00:19:59,826
Everyone, lotion up those neural tendrils.
532
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:01,161
[AISHA]
Sounds good to me.
533
00:20:01,161 --> 00:20:03,788
At least on this planet,
there won't be nonstop ads
534
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:06,666
for Jurassic Park 7: Oviraptor's Day Off.
535
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:08,418
Wait, there's another JP coming out?
536
00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,337
[AISHA]
Mm-hmm! But don't worry.
537
00:20:10,337 --> 00:20:13,340
I know a digital projector
at CAA who said it sucks.
538
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:14,925
I thought Jurassic Park Dominion finished
539
00:20:14,925 --> 00:20:17,469
the original six-movie arc
that Spielberg had always intended.
540
00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:19,054
That means that this one will be starting
541
00:20:19,054 --> 00:20:21,765
a whole new adventure
65 million years in the making!
542
00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:23,266
[AISHA]
Guys, come on.
543
00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:26,436
No spoilers, but this one tries to be
a comedy, and it doesn't work.
544
00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,313
Please, let's go to the nicer planet.
545
00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:31,024
Then it's settled. The Solar Opposites
are going back to Earth
546
00:20:31,024 --> 00:20:33,526
and renewing their
AMC Stubs memberships.
547
00:20:33,526 --> 00:20:34,611
[buckle clicks]
548
00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:39,115
[spaceship whooshing]
549
00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:40,992
You know, I'm gonna miss Clervix 3.
550
00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:42,619
All my favorite restaurants were there,
551
00:20:42,619 --> 00:20:44,454
plus I probably could've
gotten used to that nickname.
552
00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:46,665
Shut the fuck up, Terry.
I swear to God.
553
00:20:46,665 --> 00:20:47,999
- Call me Swizzle.
- No.
554
00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:49,125
- Please?
- No!
555
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,044
- Terry!
- You have zero principles!
556
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,212
Such a hypocrite.
557
00:20:52,212 --> 00:20:54,631
But I just got used to Swizzle right now.
I'm sorry!
558
00:20:54,631 --> 00:20:55,799
People can change!
559
00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:58,009
You gotta give it time
for a nickname to grow on you.
560
00:20:58,009 --> 00:21:01,346
How else am I gonna immediately explain
that I have a itchy butthole to people
561
00:21:01,346 --> 00:21:03,640
if I don't have Swizzle
as my nickname?
562
00:21:04,224 --> 00:21:06,726
[JK Sevens beeping]
563
00:21:06,726 --> 00:21:10,438
[♪ dramatic theme playing]
564
00:21:20,365 --> 00:21:24,411
♪
565
00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:52,689
[mimicking laser fire]