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[♪ dramatic theme playing]

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♪

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<i>Five, six.</i>

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- [Terry] Six, seven...
<i>- Seven,</i>

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<i>- </i>  [trainer] <i>eight.</i>
- ...eight. [sighs]

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Terry, I'm finally ready.

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Damn it, Korvo,
you interrupted my last set

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of [burps] burpees.

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God, you're sexy.

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Now get in the car,
we're going to House Depot.

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Ew, gross, what's at House Depot?

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Everything we need to build
a brick pizza oven in the backyard.

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Finally, we can make-a da pizza!

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A make-a da pizza!

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I submitted my designs
to myself last night,

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and as of this morning,
I gave myself the green light.

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Alright, you almost never
get ideas past yourself.

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Yes, I'm a hard-to-please little slut.

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Now, to buy the material
so we can begin construction.

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Replicants, family hardware trip!

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Ooh, on the way, can we stop
at Puddin' on the Ritz?

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It's hands down the second-best room-temp
pudding pop pop-up shop in the region.

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No, that's disgusting, I swear to God.

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Get your asses down here,
it's House Depot time!

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We're coming!

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Does it look like there's
fewer little peeps in the wall?

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You don't think a bunch
of them got out, do you?

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- [finger tapping]
- No way.

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They're probably just hiding
under ornamental rocks like lizards.

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[Korvo]
Stop ignoring me!

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I said we're coming, goddammit!

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[♪ dramatic music]

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KORVO:
<i>Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,</i>

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<i>until the asteroid hit.</i>

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<i>One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa</i>

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<i>and escaped into the... space,</i>

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<i>searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.</i>

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<i>We crashed on Earth,</i>

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<i>stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.</i>

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<i>That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.</i>

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<i>I'm the one holding the Pupa.</i>

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<i>My name is Korvo. This is my show.</i>

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<i>Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.</i>

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<i>Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.</i>

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<i>It's a horrible home.</i>

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<i>People are stupid and confusing.</i>

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<i>You can't feed your gremlins
after midnight here.</i>

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<i>On Shlorp, our gremlins had
a vibrant late-night scene</i>

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<i>that included dancing,
food, and getting wet!</i>

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[♪ dramatic music]

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- [Korvo] Nope, that's my spot, get away!
- [tires screeching, cars crashing]

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- [Yumyulack] Whoa.
- [Jesse] Geez.

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Aw, smell that? Sawdust.

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Look at all these doers getting more done.

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What the hell?
This isn't a store, it's a warehouse!

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You wanna be coddled by shelves?

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Go to Ace. The Depot's for builders.

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[gasps] They have Banana Fanta!

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It's the last Fanta flavor
I haven't tried.

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Check out those roomy washing machines.

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Wonder if they'd let me nap in one.

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Oh, the hoses are on sale.

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- Look, they have green ones!
- Can we go?

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You know boring-ass bullshit
makes my skin crawl.

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There he is. Theo.

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- [♪ enchanting music]
- [Terry] Who's Theo?

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He's the DIY guy I've been talking to
about Project Pizza Oven.

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He's so knowledgeable and patient with me,

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even though I ask too many questions.

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Are you crushing on a guy
wearing a high-vis vest?

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- Is that what's happening here?
- No, I respect Theo.

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I fear him, I want to hear him say
he's proud of me,

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and in my wildest fantasy,
we discuss lumber prices.

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Aw, I'm glad you found someone
who's gonna talk hardware with you,

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'cause I am never gonna do that.

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Thank God our marriage allows
for platonic friendships.

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[moaning, kisses smacking]

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- [hand smacking butt]
- Ooh.

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Mr. Korvo, how's that pizza oven coming?

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Just choosing bricks
for the foundation, Theo.

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Could you run me through
the options again?

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Well, there are fire bricks,
burnt clay bricks,

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sun-dried clay bricks.

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Ugh, so boring.

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This is worse than that time
I tried to read a book.

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Escort me to the brick aisle, Theo.

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I wanna feel burnt clay in my hands.

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Spoken like a true craftsman. Follow me.

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- Lead the way, Daddy.
- [Terry gasps]

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Ha, did you just call
the House Depot guy "Daddy"?

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You know what?
I just remembered,

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I have another customer
who needs my help building a-a door.

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Theo, come on, that was just
a slip of the tongue.

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We can bounce back from this, right?

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Sorry, but I can only deal with people
who are serious about hardware.

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I am serious.

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I want to handcraft a pizza oven
we only use a couple of times.

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Uh, YouTube has some helpful tutorials.

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Congratulations, Korvo,
you somehow made House Depot fun

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for three seconds.

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What the hell is wrong with me?

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Why did I call Theo "Daddy"?

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That's not a me thing, that's a you thing.

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It was a classic Korvo meltdown.

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You guys should've seen it.
Total season one shit.

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I was too busy not getting Banana Fanta

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because a contractor
bought the last bottles

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for his HVAC guys.

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I thought they were supposed
to drink beer.

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And I was having the nap of my life in
a two-and-a-half-cubic-foot front loader

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until a 40-something childless couple
opened the door and tumbled me out.

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Well, I hope everyone got their fill
of boring-ass House Depot,

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because it's scorched earth now.

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Theo has been on this pizza oven journey
with me from conception.

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I can't lose him now.

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Oh, Korvo, baby, he gone.

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I can fix this. I just need another run
at that interaction, and luckily--

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Please don't say there's
a sci-fi way to do it.

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Oh, shut up, you big silly,
you love it when I go sci-fi.

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Behold the Live Die Repeat Device.

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Oh, shit, are we gonna get sued again?

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I didn't know the Carlton dance
was copyrighted

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when I did it outside the window
of <i>The Today Show.</i>

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[AISHA]
<i>This device was only inspired</i>

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<i>by the film</i> Live Die Repeat,

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<i>which was initially known as</i>
Edge of Tomorrow,

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<i>even though that title sucks ass.</i>

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It was legit my favorite movie
from 10 summers ago.

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- How does it work?
- [AISHA] <i>When it's your turn,</i>

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<i>you press your wedge and die.</i>

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<i>Then the chronotones are activated</i>

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<i>and you repeat the day you just lived.</i>

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Dammit, AISHA, that's so complicated.

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I told you to make it like in the movie.

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[AISHA <i>] And I told you,
WB's litigious as hell,</i>

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<i>hence the inspired by.</i>

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<i>- We doing this or not?</i>
- I'm sorry,

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- did you just say we die?
- Activate!

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[button beeps]

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[Korvo grunting]

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Yeesh, that's pretty grim.

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Isn't he supposed to come back to life?

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[AISHA]
<i>It only works when you all do it.</i>

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- [button beeps]
- [Jesse grunting]

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- [button beeps]
- [Yumyulack grunting]

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Ugh, I freaking hate House Depot!

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[Terry grunts]

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[air whooshing]

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[Korvo]
I'm taking the spot again.

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I know it causes an accident,
but I don't care.

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Ugh, it's worse than I remember.

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There's that couple.

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I'm gonna chase them away with this broom
so they don't interrupt my nap later.

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Come to mama, 'nana Fanta.

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Hey, there's nothing
to be nervous about.

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You're a hyper-intelligent alien being,

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and he's a guy who upsells toilet seats.

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You're right, I got this.

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Mr. Korvo, how's that pizza oven coming?

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Going good, Daddy-- Fuck!

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I don't why I keep calling Theo "Daddy."

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But we're not gonna get
to the bottom of that today.

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I just have to keep live, die, repeating
until I get this brick interaction right.

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I'm gonna sit this one out.
I've got a citronella headache.

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[AISHA] <i>If Terry doesn't do it,
none of y'all can.</i>

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<i>The chronotones only work
if you all do it.</i>

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- Why?
- [AISHA] <i>You know I'm too busy</i>

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<i>to keep track of multiple time streams.</i>

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<i>You're lucky I let you
do it at all, bitch.</i>

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Family vote, who wants
to go back to House Depot?

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Ugh, fine.

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Thank you, Terry, for always respecting
the outcome of votes.

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It's one of my two core values.

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Respect the vote and never use
the laughing/crying emoji.

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- [button beeps]
- [Yumyulack grunts]

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- [button beeps]
- [Korvo grunts]

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- [button beeps]
- [Jesse grunts]

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Why don't we have
any kids' chewable aspirin?

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You know I don't like to swallow.

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[AISHA] <i>Your turn to die, Terry.
Get your ass in the seat.</i>

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Okay, I better hurry up
so I can go back to House Depot.

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- Hold up, hold up.
- [AISHA] <i>Terry...</i>

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- Does it hurt?
- [AISHA] <i>No.</i>

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<i>They're frozen in a state
of chronological limbo until you die.</i>

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Well, limbo's comfy, right?

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People hang out there forever sometimes.

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[AISHA]
<i>Their chronotones are frozen.</i>

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<i>They aren't aware of anything.</i>

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Great, I'm just gonna take a quick 10,

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and then I'll die and repeat, BRB.

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[AISHA] <i>Terry, get your ass back
in that sci-fi SIMON and kill yourself!</i>

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<i>Terry!</i>

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[Terry snoring]

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[alarm beeps]

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Damn, that went fast.

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Ugh, gotta get back to the thing.

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[sniffs] Ooh, bit ripe,
better shower up first.

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[can clanking]

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[♪ dramatic music]

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[slurps]

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[♪ spaghetti western music]

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♪

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[lock clicks]

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Morning, who are the early birds?

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Oh, just some fellas passing through
on their way to Basketballburgh.

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Do you remember
when Yumyulack first left

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that basketball out here?

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What did I say?

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Somebody's gonna hollow that thing out

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and start living in it.

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You were right, Uncle.
You always are.

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You're buttering me up.
What do you want, Sofia?

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Well, all my friends are heading out
to see the Pepsi can, and I was hoping--

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Not today, I need you here
minding The Birdhouse

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while I conduct some business.

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But you never let me go anywhere.

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And the soda's fresh now.

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If I wait, it'll lose its fizz.

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Sofia, that can is deeper into the yard.

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It isn't like over here
by the house and the downspout.

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It's too dangerous!

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I have to keep you safe, dammit.

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I'm the reason you're small to begin with.

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Uncle Oscar, you can't blame yourself.

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If I hadn't shushed Yumyulack
when he made a phone call during <i>Luca,</i>

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you'd be in your sophomore year
at Brown right now.

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You know what?

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Maybe Terry will toss another Pepsi
a little closer to town.

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I'm sure he will, sweetie.

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Oh, man, great post-shower miniseries.

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You think those brothers
aren't gonna band,

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but then... [chuckles]

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Wonder what that war was about?

234
00:08:50,991 --> 00:08:52,867
- Schwimmer!
- [JK Sevens beeping]

235
00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:56,454
Ah, well, I'm rested,
relaxed, and out of excuses.

236
00:08:56,454 --> 00:09:00,000
Time to just suck it up and get back
to House Depot... right after a snack.

237
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,126
Terry.

238
00:09:01,126 --> 00:09:02,252
Korvo wouldn't let me
have pudding earlier.

239
00:09:02,252 --> 00:09:03,753
It makes total sense
for me to get some now

240
00:09:03,753 --> 00:09:05,213
while he's in limbzees.

241
00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:08,383
I got one marshmallow pudding
with cool ranch sprinkles

242
00:09:08,383 --> 00:09:10,010
and a side
of extra thick pudding skin for--

243
00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:11,094
- [Terry] That'd be me.
- [man] That'd be me.

244
00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:12,971
Ugh, it's for Jerry.

245
00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:14,848
Please, let me finish saying the names.

246
00:09:14,848 --> 00:09:16,975
This one's for Terry.

247
00:09:16,975 --> 00:09:19,811
I've never met someone
with my exact same pudding order.

248
00:09:19,811 --> 00:09:21,354
You've got great taste.

249
00:09:21,354 --> 00:09:22,731
Well, it doesn't hurt
that it tastes great.

250
00:09:22,731 --> 00:09:24,107
[Jerry and Terry laughing]

251
00:09:24,107 --> 00:09:26,735
BT dubs, love your shirt. Is it ironic?

252
00:09:26,735 --> 00:09:28,737
This? No, it's sincere.

253
00:09:28,737 --> 00:09:30,363
I've been working on something
in the same area,

254
00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:31,448
but this is better.

255
00:09:31,448 --> 00:09:34,367
Well, I adore
your Helvetica in Courier shirt.

256
00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:37,662
It's amazing what you can do
with a public domain font.

257
00:09:37,662 --> 00:09:40,540
Good eye. Hey, am I crazy
or do we have a rapport?

258
00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:42,375
You know what? I think we do.

259
00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:45,295
Wanna join me? My booth has
a great view of the highway.

260
00:09:45,295 --> 00:09:47,005
Alright, cars and trucks!

261
00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,635
[feet scurrying]

262
00:09:51,635 --> 00:09:55,972
♪

263
00:10:00,894 --> 00:10:02,270
Whoa, Hedgey.

264
00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:04,064
Easy, boy, easy.

265
00:10:06,691 --> 00:10:08,276
Hey, hey, aren't you Gavin?

266
00:10:08,276 --> 00:10:10,028
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

267
00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:13,240
You are. [laughs]
I'd know that hedgehog anywhere.

268
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,574
Sorry, you got me confused

269
00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:16,326
for some other ruggedly handsome
hedgehog man.

270
00:10:16,326 --> 00:10:18,620
Nah, nah, nah, I don't think so.

271
00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:20,747
Dude, shut up,
I'm trying to keep a low profile!

272
00:10:20,747 --> 00:10:22,332
Didn't you see me pull my hat down?

273
00:10:22,332 --> 00:10:24,292
Sorry, I'm just a fan.

274
00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:26,419
I heard you did
the Sandbox Run in under a day.

275
00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:28,255
Oh, shit, am I known around here?

276
00:10:28,255 --> 00:10:29,506
Nah, nah, you're good.

277
00:10:29,506 --> 00:10:32,133
Most Gutterville folks
haven't even been past Pupa's playhouse.

278
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,510
Good, good.

279
00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:35,887
You know anywhere I can post
my hog for the night?

280
00:10:37,472 --> 00:10:39,266
Right here, free of charge.

281
00:10:39,266 --> 00:10:40,392
Thanks, kid.

282
00:10:40,725 --> 00:10:42,269
Where do I get a drink?

283
00:10:42,269 --> 00:10:44,354
[people chattering]

284
00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:47,065
[♪ Western piano music]

285
00:10:47,566 --> 00:10:48,650
Hey, what can I get you?

286
00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:50,652
Tall glass of whatever's cheapest.

287
00:10:50,652 --> 00:10:51,736
You take yard bucks?

288
00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,071
I'll give you the combination.

289
00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:54,906
Inside is a cart full of food.

290
00:10:54,906 --> 00:10:56,032
Where do you need it to go?

291
00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:58,618
The northwest corner
at this exact location.

292
00:10:58,618 --> 00:11:00,912
Ah, shit, Oscar, it's too far.

293
00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:03,456
I can't be taking risks like that anymore.
Got a girlfriend now.

294
00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,792
A real-life girlfriend,
not that acorn I drew boobs on.

295
00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:08,086
But you're the only one
I can trust to get it there.

296
00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:09,880
If not, people will starve.

297
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,715
Look, the yard's tough
for everybody now.

298
00:11:11,715 --> 00:11:14,050
- I'll pay you 10,000 yard bucks.
- [splutters]

299
00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:15,385
It's not about the money.

300
00:11:15,385 --> 00:11:17,178
You know I would do
anything for the cause,

301
00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:18,471
but not this time.

302
00:11:20,098 --> 00:11:22,976
Oh, oh, if you're looking to get a cart
across the yard, I'm your guy.

303
00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:25,937
Mister, you can get in big trouble
listening to other people's business.

304
00:11:25,937 --> 00:11:27,105
You'll be glad I did.

305
00:11:27,105 --> 00:11:30,275
I got a hedgehog
can pull your cart faster than anybody.

306
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:32,611
We've been to all the territories
and a few others.

307
00:11:32,611 --> 00:11:34,404
Save it, I know your type.

308
00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:37,157
I don't do business
with people I don't trust.

309
00:11:38,658 --> 00:11:39,993
[Jerry and Terry laughing]

310
00:11:39,993 --> 00:11:41,912
Ah, this is exactly what I needed.

311
00:11:41,912 --> 00:11:43,413
Well, my pudding is done.

312
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:46,082
I must return to my alien spaceship
and kill myself.

313
00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:48,919
Or you could come to my place
and play a board game I invented.

314
00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:51,046
It's like <i>Cranium</i>
meets <i>Trivial Pursuit</i>

315
00:11:51,046 --> 00:11:54,257
with the internet-lol-bacon-humor
of <i>Cards Against Humanity</i>

316
00:11:54,257 --> 00:11:57,636
and a splash of TikTok's
physical challenges.

317
00:11:57,636 --> 00:12:00,180
You had me at a splash
of TikTok's physical challenges,

318
00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:02,849
which was at the end of your pitch,
but that did lock me in.

319
00:12:02,849 --> 00:12:04,684
Ooh, but I can only play
for a little bit though,

320
00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:05,769
my family's dead.

321
00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:12,067
Terry, you just completed
a record-breaking 200 levels.

322
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:14,986
But this final roll determines everything.

323
00:12:14,986 --> 00:12:16,780
- [Terry blowing]
- [dice clicking]

324
00:12:18,323 --> 00:12:21,952
Your trivia category choices
are pop culture listicles,

325
00:12:21,952 --> 00:12:24,663
discontinued snack foods, or dog sounds.

326
00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:27,290
Hey, no shame in going for
the easiest one, gimme the listicles.

327
00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:29,209
What are the top 10 deaths

328
00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:31,086
in the <i>Final Destination</i> franchise

329
00:12:31,086 --> 00:12:33,129
that make you say, "Da fuq?"

330
00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:34,756
Fifteen seconds, go!

331
00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:36,466
Cut in half by a cherry picker,

332
00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:38,510
cut in half by barbed wire,
cooked in a tanning bed,

333
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:40,136
crushed by a pane of glass,
crushed by weights,

334
00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:42,639
impaled by a ladder,
guts sucked out by a swimming pool drain,

335
00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:44,808
beheaded by shrapnel,
ironically hit by an ambulance

336
00:12:44,808 --> 00:12:46,268
- and the log truck.
- [Jerry] Whoa!

337
00:12:46,268 --> 00:12:48,395
You just unlocked the throne room!

338
00:12:48,395 --> 00:12:50,522
No one's ever gotten this far!

339
00:12:50,522 --> 00:12:53,108
[♪ upbeat music]

340
00:12:53,108 --> 00:12:54,943
Your whole house is the game?

341
00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:56,653
Jerry, you are the king!

342
00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:01,366
- Ugh, stinky.
- [JK Sevens beeping]

343
00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:04,286
[spray hissing]

344
00:13:04,286 --> 00:13:05,579
[sniffs]

345
00:13:08,748 --> 00:13:12,294
♪

346
00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:14,087
- [gasps]
- Whoa!

347
00:13:14,921 --> 00:13:17,591
- I've never seen it so clean.
- I worked all night.

348
00:13:17,591 --> 00:13:19,968
Even fixed the bar top you built
from an old Wahoo's coaster.

349
00:13:19,968 --> 00:13:22,178
Look, Uncle, the wobble's gone.

350
00:13:22,178 --> 00:13:25,223
I wanted to show you that I'm a man
you can trust to get things done.

351
00:13:25,223 --> 00:13:27,225
So to get me to trust you,

352
00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:29,686
you broke into my bar
and touched all my stuff?

353
00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:32,564
Well, I, uh, I can see now
how that was misguided.

354
00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:34,149
But, unless I'm mistaken,

355
00:13:34,149 --> 00:13:36,776
you still haven't found anyone
to pull your cart.

356
00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,236
Why do you want this job so bad?

357
00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:41,364
I wanna help your cause,
hungry people, right?

358
00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:42,741
I love to help the starving.

359
00:13:42,741 --> 00:13:45,368
Nope, you're nothing but a bullshitter.
You aren't welcome here.

360
00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:47,412
Get out and don't come back!

361
00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:50,790
- That was harsh.
- I know people, Sofia.

362
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,792
You can never trust a man like that.

363
00:13:53,627 --> 00:13:54,961
[Terry]
Hello, Marcia Gay Harden?

364
00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:57,839
You don't know me, but I'm playing an
incredibly detailed homebrew board game,

365
00:13:57,839 --> 00:14:00,050
and I need you to agree
to be my dream date to win.

366
00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:02,344
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

367
00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:03,595
Okay, thanks.

368
00:14:03,595 --> 00:14:05,722
She said she'd take out
a restraining order if we called again.

369
00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:07,015
[alarms blaring]

370
00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:08,934
- Wait, did I win?
- Yes.

371
00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:11,269
It's 50 points if Marcia picks up at all.

372
00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:13,313
Oh, yay, hey, good game to everyone.

373
00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:14,648
No, it wasn't for me!

374
00:14:14,648 --> 00:14:16,316
We need a rematch. Now!

375
00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:18,360
Oof, would love to, but I can't.

376
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,987
My husband and replicants are stuck
in a Live Die Repeat machine.

377
00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:22,989
I gotta hit a button
that'll send us back to House Deeps.

378
00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:25,992
So when you repeat today,
it'll be like we never met,

379
00:14:25,992 --> 00:14:29,621
and all my game levels we play tested
will be unfinished again?

380
00:14:29,621 --> 00:14:31,122
Weird part of my story to focus on.

381
00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:33,041
- But yeah, I guess.
- Unacceptable!

382
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:35,794
You're staying here and playing
my game until it's perfect!

383
00:14:35,794 --> 00:14:38,088
Take your games and shove them
up your Milton Bradley!

384
00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:40,465
Only way I'm staying here
is if you chain me to the wall.

385
00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:41,633
- [chain clinks]
- Ah!

386
00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:44,844
Dammit, I forgot I got chained
when I missed three 2 Chainz questions.

387
00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:46,638
Unlock me, I gotta kill myself.

388
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:49,266
Your roll!

389
00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:50,934
[♪ dramatic music]

390
00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:56,940
I need four gutter beers, one Yardarita,
five mudslides--

391
00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:59,943
[slurring] Gimme a shot of that
barrel-aged paint thinner.

392
00:14:59,943 --> 00:15:02,779
Needs another month for the turpentine
to absorb the flavor of the plastic.

393
00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:03,863
- Gimme!
- [Oscar grunts]

394
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,198
[drunk yells]

395
00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:07,576
Not in here, buddy.
You take it outside.

396
00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:10,161
- Hey, that hurts.
- [chuckles]

397
00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:11,746
Maybe you're wrong about him.

398
00:15:12,205 --> 00:15:14,541
Ah! [screams]

399
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:18,128
I know you said stay away,
but looked like you could use some help.

400
00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:20,171
- Hope that's okay.
- Thanks.

401
00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:21,798
[man]
Hey, shitbird!

402
00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:24,509
McManus, how'd you find me?

403
00:15:25,886 --> 00:15:27,637
Oh, hey, what's up man?
These guys paid me.

404
00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:30,098
Also, you were kind of a dick,
so treat your fans better.

405
00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:31,391
Dude, what the hell?

406
00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:33,351
We need to talk.

407
00:15:33,351 --> 00:15:35,020
What are you doing here, McManus?

408
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:37,522
You owe me 10,000 yard bucks.

409
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,441
- Where is it?
- Talk to your boss.

410
00:15:39,441 --> 00:15:41,234
I got another day to pay.

411
00:15:41,234 --> 00:15:42,652
Oh, that's right, you do.

412
00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:45,822
I'm just here to remind you
what happens if you don't.

413
00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:47,991
[Gavin grunting]

414
00:15:47,991 --> 00:15:50,702
- [kicks thudding]
- [Gavin grunting]

415
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:56,207
What was the sitcom
starring Candice Bergen that--

416
00:15:56,207 --> 00:15:57,709
- I don't know, <i>Quantico?</i>
- Wrong!

417
00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:00,420
You've given that same answer
the last 10 times.

418
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,964
Oh, no, shit, I lose.

419
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:05,342
Dammit, I'm so pissed about losing.

420
00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:06,801
- Can I go home now?
- No.

421
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:08,637
You still need to fall down another chute

422
00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:10,305
into a massage chair I rigged

423
00:16:10,305 --> 00:16:13,725
to shock you if you get a question wrong
about Taylor Swift.

424
00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,685
Oh God, I would do anything to be back

425
00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:17,354
with my family at House Depot right now

426
00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:18,980
instead of answering TayTay triv.

427
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,732
I want this to be fun again.

428
00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:22,984
Would it help if I got us some pudding?

429
00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:25,946
I don't know, maybe. If it was room temp.

430
00:16:25,946 --> 00:16:28,823
Ooh, I'll run to the store,
and then down the chute you go!

431
00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:29,950
[door closes]

432
00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:31,284
Okay, I bought some time to escape.

433
00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:32,744
And if I can't do that,
at least there'll be pudding.

434
00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:34,287
Either way, I'm talking to myself.

435
00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:36,248
[gasps] I bet I can use
that dream date phone

436
00:16:36,248 --> 00:16:37,707
to call non-dreamy dates.

437
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,586
♪

438
00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:44,589
Can't call the cops or they'll arrest me.

439
00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,800
I've got a warrant for selling
pornographic <i>Hearthstone</i> cards.

440
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,010
Ugh, damn this grade-70 cable chain!

441
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:51,513
Ugh, why do I know
that boring information?

442
00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:53,056
Oh, my God, it's hardware.

443
00:16:53,056 --> 00:16:54,975
Chains is just hardware.

444
00:16:54,975 --> 00:16:57,352
- [phone beeping]
- [phone ringing]

445
00:16:58,311 --> 00:17:00,230
- This is Theo.
- [Terry] <i>Theo, this is Terry.</i>

446
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:02,232
<i>I'm the alien friend of that
other weird alien, Korvo,</i>

447
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:03,483
<i>who called you Daddy this morning.</i>

448
00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:05,777
<i>- That was today, right?</i>
- Yeah, man, that was weird.

449
00:17:05,777 --> 00:17:06,945
I know you only help people

450
00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:09,155
who take home repairs seriously,
which I do not,

451
00:17:09,155 --> 00:17:10,657
but you're a man with core values,

452
00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:12,117
so I'm begging you to make an exception.

453
00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:13,743
Is this a hardware emergency?

454
00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:15,579
[Terry] <i>Oh, that sounds
so stupid, but yes, it is.</i>

455
00:17:15,579 --> 00:17:17,664
If someone who hates hardware
is calling me up

456
00:17:17,664 --> 00:17:19,708
asking for help, it must be dire.

457
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,294
I cannot turn my back
on a home repair in need.

458
00:17:22,294 --> 00:17:23,420
Tell me what you're seeing.

459
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,463
I-I'm cable chained to a wall.
There are screws.

460
00:17:25,463 --> 00:17:27,299
Otherwise, it's a standard
board game trap house.

461
00:17:27,299 --> 00:17:28,884
[Theo]
<i>Do you have any tools?</i>

462
00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:31,177
Let's see, the <i>Monopoly</i> thimble,
a pudding spoon,

463
00:17:31,177 --> 00:17:33,930
half a deck of <i>Uno</i> cards,
and 400 <i>Warhammer</i> figurines.

464
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,056
[Theo]
<i>We can work with that.</i>

465
00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:37,309
<i>Alright, I'll talk you
through this step-by-step,</i>

466
00:17:37,309 --> 00:17:39,269
<i>but do exactly as I say.</i>

467
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:41,104
Thank you.
Oh, you're a good man, Theo.

468
00:17:41,104 --> 00:17:42,314
How can I ever repay you?

469
00:17:42,314 --> 00:17:44,065
Sign up for the House Depot credit card.

470
00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:45,275
[Terry]
<i>That's it? Oh, bro.</i>

471
00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:47,777
<i>If I get outta here,
I will absolutely do that.</i>

472
00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:50,655
Yes! Let's get you unchained.

473
00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:55,076
Thanks, I guess now you know
the truth about me.

474
00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:56,161
And what's that?

475
00:17:56,161 --> 00:17:58,038
That I don't give
a shit about your cause.

476
00:17:58,038 --> 00:17:59,915
I'm just some idiot who made bad bets

477
00:17:59,915 --> 00:18:02,125
and I need yard bucks to save my ass.

478
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:04,836
10,000 yard bucks to be exact.

479
00:18:04,836 --> 00:18:06,046
You still want the job?

480
00:18:06,046 --> 00:18:07,464
Yeah, wait, really?

481
00:18:07,464 --> 00:18:08,632
- You trust me now?
- No.

482
00:18:08,632 --> 00:18:10,258
But you're finally being honest with me.

483
00:18:10,258 --> 00:18:11,718
And if I can't get a hero,

484
00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:13,470
then I need someone who's motivated.

485
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:16,640
Thank you, I promise
I'll get your cart across the yard.

486
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,768
Oh, I know you will
or the McManus guy is gonna kill you.

487
00:18:19,768 --> 00:18:21,561
Here, that's 3,000.

488
00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:24,522
You'll get the rest when you deliver
to the spot marked on this map.

489
00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:26,650
I suggest you leave at dawn.

490
00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:30,445
Terry, come out to play!

491
00:18:30,445 --> 00:18:32,572
- What the hell?
- Oh, God!

492
00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:34,324
[♪ dramatic music]

493
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:37,911
[Jerry and Terry grunting]

494
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,043
[punch thuds]

495
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:46,253
[Jerry grunts]

496
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:48,880
[glass shatters]

497
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:52,384
Mouse trap, bitch!

498
00:18:52,384 --> 00:18:55,220
[sobbing] No, please stay.

499
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,305
Why go to House Depot?

500
00:18:57,305 --> 00:18:58,431
You hate it there.

501
00:18:58,431 --> 00:18:59,516
Because when you're married,

502
00:18:59,516 --> 00:19:01,935
sometimes you gotta do
the most boring, terrible things

503
00:19:01,935 --> 00:19:03,603
to support the dead alien you love.

504
00:19:03,603 --> 00:19:05,146
It's part of the vow, bro.

505
00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:07,148
Your husband sounds like an asshole.

506
00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:08,733
You should be married to me.

507
00:19:09,109 --> 00:19:10,277
Who was the Taylor Swift song

508
00:19:10,277 --> 00:19:12,070
<i>We Are Never Ever
Getting Back Together</i> about?

509
00:19:12,571 --> 00:19:13,613
John Mayer?

510
00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:14,698
Oh, my dear boy.

511
00:19:15,115 --> 00:19:16,408
- Gyllenhaal.
- [buzzer sounds]

512
00:19:16,408 --> 00:19:19,077
- [electricity zapping]
- [Jerry screaming]

513
00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:21,246
[AISHA]
<i>Boy, where the hell you been?</i>

514
00:19:21,246 --> 00:19:23,373
A guy I met at a pudding shop
trapped me in his board game.

515
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,709
- [AISHA] <i>Again?</i>
- I know, it's my Achilles heel.

516
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,210
I love a good, old puddin' trap.

517
00:19:27,711 --> 00:19:29,462
- [button beeps]
- [Terry grunts]

518
00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:33,550
House Depot, I'm so happy to see you!

519
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:36,928
The feels, the smells,
the boring bolts, ah!

520
00:19:36,928 --> 00:19:39,097
This is a huge attitude flip
for you, Terry.

521
00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:40,181
Did you do a whole story

522
00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:42,183
while the rest of us were
in chronological limbo?

523
00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:44,269
No, nope, no,
I-I pushed the button

524
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,645
and died right when you did.

525
00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:48,356
Why do I get so nervous around Theo?

526
00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:49,482
I never know what to say.

527
00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:51,818
I know exactly what to say.

528
00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:53,028
[Terry whispering]

529
00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:55,530
Mr. Korvo, how's that pizza oven coming?

530
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,741
- Hey, Daddy.
- What did you just call me?

531
00:19:57,741 --> 00:19:59,701
I said, hey, Daddy...

532
00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:03,204
can I sign up for
the House Depot credit card?

533
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:05,457
Of course!
When you're an HD card holder,

534
00:20:05,457 --> 00:20:07,459
you can call me anything you want.

535
00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:10,795
So tell me, Daddy, what kind of bricks
should I buy with my new credit card?

536
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,797
[Theo]
I would go first-class burnt clay.

537
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:14,382
[Korvo]
Huh, you don't think that's overkill?

538
00:20:14,382 --> 00:20:15,508
[doorbell rings]

539
00:20:16,635 --> 00:20:17,761
You don't know me, Jerry,

540
00:20:17,761 --> 00:20:20,847
but I know that your whole house
is one kick-ass board game.

541
00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:22,807
So every time my partner's at House Depot,

542
00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:24,935
I'm gonna bring pudding over
and we'll play.

543
00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:26,978
I'll even let you win
so you don't kidnap me.

544
00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:29,439
- How's that sound?
- You look so familiar,

545
00:20:29,439 --> 00:20:30,774
like from a dream.

546
00:20:30,774 --> 00:20:33,318
Nah, I was on season 16
of <i>Bad Girls Club.</i>

547
00:20:33,318 --> 00:20:34,444
Now eat your pudding.

548
00:20:35,737 --> 00:20:37,697
You know, I was thinking,
for better flow,

549
00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,950
we could add a two-top table
over in the corner.

550
00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:44,037
[♪ suspenseful music]

551
00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:46,539
Oh, shit, Sofia. Hide. Now.

552
00:20:46,539 --> 00:20:47,916
Find a place to hide.

553
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:50,377
Don't come out till morning
no matter what you hear.

554
00:20:50,377 --> 00:20:51,836
- Promise me.
- I'm scared.

555
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,171
I love you.

556
00:20:53,171 --> 00:20:54,923
[♪ suspenseful music continues]

557
00:20:58,301 --> 00:20:59,761
We're closed.

558
00:20:59,761 --> 00:21:01,346
Where is it?

559
00:21:01,346 --> 00:21:03,139
I'm not scared of you.

560
00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:05,267
- Then you're of no use to me.
- No, no, no, wait!

561
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:06,893
- [blood splattering]
- [gasps]

562
00:21:07,686 --> 00:21:09,771
[♪ dramatic music]

563
00:21:09,771 --> 00:21:12,691
- It's gotta be in here somewhere.
- [objects clattering]

564
00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:14,442
Where is it?

565
00:21:14,442 --> 00:21:17,362
[♪ dramatic music]

566
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:22,158
[furniture crashing]

567
00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:25,412
[♪ dramatic music continues]

568
00:21:27,956 --> 00:21:30,625
Goddammit. Hyah!

569
00:21:31,293 --> 00:21:34,671
[♪ dramatic music continues]

570
00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:44,764
Alright, Hedgey.

571
00:21:44,764 --> 00:21:47,767
One last job, and then life will get
a whole lot simpler.

572
00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:50,687
[dramatic music continues]

573
00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:52,772
♪

574
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:02,824
[♪ dramatic theme playing]

575
00:22:43,198 --> 00:22:44,699
[mimicking laser fire]