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- [TV blaring]
- [Korvo] Pupa? Pupa!
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Where are you,
ya snuggly little shit sock?
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Knock it off, Korvo.
We're trying to watch Inlander.
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Yeah, it's the prequel to Outlander,
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and it's the only reason
I haven't filled my pockets with stones
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and walked into a river.
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We're just about to find out
the canonical explanation
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for why they eat so much ass.
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I bet it's 'cause
the Scottish countryside is freezing,
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so it keeps their noses toasty.
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The Pupa keeps putting
bite marks in all my stuff.
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Look what he did to my serving spoon.
This shit is teak.
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Ah! Korvo, why don't you just use
the Find My Pupa app?
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I made it in my AP app class
specifically for this reason.
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I hate that app. I refuse to pay
for the premium version,
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and the ads are all for antidepressants
you can only buy in Poland.
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The free version still works
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if the Pupa's within a block radius,
you friggin' dork.
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- Fine.
- [Pupa] Found me.
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He's across the street?
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Company move!
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[Pupa snarfing]
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Aw, poor little guy
was probably teething.
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Look at him suck on that muffler.
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Does baby like to suck on a muffler?
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Yes, he does. Ooh.
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Why does he keep breaking into
this creepy abandoned house, anyway?
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Guys, it's not abandoned.
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This is where Glen lived,
remember Glen?
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The guy you blasted into space
after you indirectly shot him
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in the foot with a collectible bullet?
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Save these made-up stories
for your Substack.
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We're standalone boys for life,
no consequences,
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and all the violence is cartoonish.
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We might wanna remember Glen.
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He's probably plotting a revenge on us.
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Yeah, right, from space?
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He'll be lucky to survive reentry.
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Yeah, he's probably just floating around
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because humans are
so obsessed with gravity.
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Once again,
your co-replicant has it right.
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That Glen guy will
never do anything to us,
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least of all a revenge.
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We never, ever have
to think about him ever again!
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[♪ Silvercops theme playing]
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[planets whooshing]
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[planets whooshing]
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[jellyfish whooshing]
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♪
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[♪ guitar riff playing]
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♪ Previously on "Silvercops" ♪
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♪ Shot Glen to space, met cops ♪
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♪ Had sex with cops ♪
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♪ Got betrayed by cops ♪
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♪ Met some friends, not cops ♪
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♪ Betrayed them
and joined the cops ♪
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♪ This is a cautionary tale ♪
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♪
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I wanna see some hustle.
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If you wanna be Silvercops,
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you gotta know how to fuck,
buck, and work your vehicle.
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Shit, I meant truck.
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Y'all could stand to be
a little more like Dodge here.
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This guy embodies fuckin' and suckin'.
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Crushin' the game, Dodge.
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Who? Oh, right,
that's my name now.
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Yes sir, Sergeant, sir.
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Yo, Charger, new recruit shuttle's
about to land.
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Remember when that was us?
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You mean, three days ago?
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For my species, that's like 10 days.
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Let's go haze their asses.
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Nah, I gotta buff my hover muffler,
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or the hovering won't make
that woo-woo-woo noise
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that sounds so cool
when you drive it around.
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Playing it cool, I see how it is.
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That makes me wanna win
your favor, like, 3% more. Nice!
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[shuttle whirring]
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- Listen up, you silver scum.
- Let 'em know!
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Today your real training begins,
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but most of you slime ain't
gonna make it through boot camp.
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- Tell 'em!
- Because Silvercops have to be tough.
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Tough like my girlfriend's titties.
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And how do we measure toughness?
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I actually don't know.
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It all comes down to the Final Trial,
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the most brutal competition of your lives.
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Only the best and strongest
will move on to the next phase
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of becoming a Silvercop.
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That sounds final as hell.
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The rest of you, you get sent back
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to your shitty little lives
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and your shitty little non-Silver families
in Silver shame.
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Kill yourselves.
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- Too far.
- Okay, little overboard.
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Uh, hi. I'm Tomblr.
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Crundle Tomblr, but on Xorathios,
there's so many Crundles,
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I just go by my last name.
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I'm gonna shut up now.
What's your name?
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Dang, why can't I stop talkin'?
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What the hell you think
this is, recruit?
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A frozen dairy social?
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Oh, shit, he's cookin' with lactose now!
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Uh, yes, sir. I mean no, sir?
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Drop and give me 20.
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- I didn't bring my wallet.
- Push-ups, you piece of shit!
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[recruits laughing]
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Hidey-hey-hey, Solars!
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What's the meaning of this
front yard gathering, neighbor Kevin?
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Why do all these kids look British?
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They're rich! The wife and I got
our kids into Burberry Academy.
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Um, I think you mean Booberry.
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Burberry's the best preschool
in the tri-state area.
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Let me rub it in a bit.
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[Terry]
Whoa, look at those parents.
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Now these are a couple of PILFs. Schwing!
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Solars, meet Alex and Alex.
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Their kid's at Burberry, too.
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Our little Alex has blossomed
since she got into the Burb.
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She can bake a tarte tatin,
and she has a Letterbox account.
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Her review of Frances Ha
was nothing to laugh at.
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[all laughing]
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That sounds stupid.
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Our Pupa doesn't need any of that shit.
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Last week, he brought home a possum.
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This Booberry Academy sounds awesome,
and the parents are so sexy.
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I can't stop schwinging.
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Yes, your pelvic thrusts
are very noticeable,
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but does the Pupa really need
more education?
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He's already a supercomputer.
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Oh, my God, is your ugly son eating a car
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instead of socializing
with the other children?
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- Scandal!
- Wow, Pupa's got such a sense of humor.
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That kid is a, well,
he's a regular Jay Leno
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with the cars, isn't he?
[chuckles]
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Okay, it's official.
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The Solar Opposites are getting Pupa
into Burberry Academy.
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Just 'cause you do a little aside
like that doesn't mean we can't hear you.
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[Korvo and Terry]
What?
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Our campus is state-of-the-art,
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with amenities both modern
and inspired by nature,
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like our freshwater stream.
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[Solars oohing]
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Our 250-year-old Wisdom Tree.
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[Solars ahhing]
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Oh, my God, these book nooks
are so adorable,
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my zovaries are bursting!
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Do you see this?
All the kids in a line,
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doing the same thing,
none of them acting weird.
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Pupa needs this.
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Our Pupa will attend this school.
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I'm afraid it's a rigorous process
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to get one's child admitted,
and unfortunately,
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the deadline was yesterday.
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I feel like you could have told us that
before you took us on this tour
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and got our mounds
all juiced up, you know?
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We could always put your child
on our "interest list."
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- Oh, we are interested.
- Put us on the bloody list!
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Yeah, that's a W
for La Familia Solaropposita!
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Hey, uh, guess what, hot Alexes?
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We're gonna be hanging out a lot more.
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Our Pupa just got on the interest list.
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[both laughing]
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Oh, bless your little hearts.
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The interest list is a lie.
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It's what they put people on
when they're never getting in.
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Well, that can't be right. It's a list!
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We already declared this a W.
We can't undeclare a W.
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You can't just waltz in
and get admitted to Burberry.
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I mean, are you the son of anyone?
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Not technically, but I was replicated
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off a much larger Shlorpian
named Rin Tin Torvo.
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Well, if your last name isn't Jolie-Pitt
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or Knowles-Carter-Beckham,
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you're gonna be
on that interest list indefinitely.
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And if your kid doesn't go to Burberry,
what's the point of even living?
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- Ah, she's right.
- Stop it, Terry.
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We can solve this with sci-fi.
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Burberry doesn't want us, fine.
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We'll start our own crazy alien school.
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We'll make it better
and fancier than Burberry,
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and all these snooty fucks
will want to get their kids in.
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They'll be so jealous.
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Oh, yas, yas, yas!
Get out of my head!
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And Yum and I can be the teachers!
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I was kinda hoping
I could just sit this one out
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and watch ramen-slurping ASMR videos?
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No, we're doing this together
so we don't get a note
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that we split up too much.
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Ugh, fine, you're such a Karen!
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Shut up, I am not.
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AISHA, do we have any sci-fi way
to make an elitist school?
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[AISHA]
Uh, yeah, I guess you could use
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the emergency Shlorpian
training protocols for that,
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but they're kinda intense.
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Alright, I didn't ask
for your Yelp review.
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Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme.
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Here we go, let me just grab
the sci-fi school maker,
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change some of this baseline code,
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add some cool shit from that other school,
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and dah-dah-dah-dah-doo,
we are done.
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[door whirs]
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♪
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Are you sure Glen will be okay
with us building a school in his house?
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Like I care. Run!
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[energy whirring]
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[lasers pulsing]
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[Solars oohing]
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Schwing!
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[recruits grunting]
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[mud splatters]
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Good work, Charger, you're crushin' it.
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I'm sorta hyped out.
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Do you wanna grab lunch?
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[bullies laughing]
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Yo, Dodge, you gotta get in
on this bullying.
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This turd's gonna have to spend
a fortune on therapy.
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- [bullies grunting]
- [recruit whimpering]
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Can you believe they let a filthy Holo
sign up for Silver training?
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[bullies laughing]
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[♪ tender music playing]
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What's your damage, Charger?
You suck Holo butt?
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Shut the fuck up, Zobert.
Don't make me kick your ass.
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[Zobert groaning]
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Dirty trick, I should kill you right now!
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But I have to take a shit,
and you know I need company
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so we can gossip while I dump one out.
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That's why I'm leaving.
And not because I'm scared.
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Come on, boys.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Those guys are assholes.
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- Name's Dodge.
- Wow, what a cool name.
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It doesn't sound made up at all.
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- I'm Tomblr.
- Also a cool real name.
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Hey, just stay away from those dudes
and keep your head down.
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- You'll be fine.
- I'm just so nervous.
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It gets easier, just focus on training.
Final Trial's coming up.
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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Check out Silver Mountain,
where Final Trial happens.
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It's also got some berry bushes
that grow on the south face.
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They're delicious on pancakes.
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But mostly it's for the trial.
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Mr. Korvo's Academy is the best preschool
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in all four corners
of David Attenborough's planet Earth.
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We have cutting-edge equine classes.
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...Seabiscuit was sired
by Man of War and Jizz Nugget.
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- STEM classes.
- [portal whirring]
247
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Watch out for those black holes,
you little idiots.
248
00:09:19,311 --> 00:09:21,938
Our book nooks really make
storytelling come to life.
249
00:09:21,938 --> 00:09:24,274
Come on, Jesus,
I have to get you to the Pentagon.
250
00:09:24,274 --> 00:09:26,234
I don't think we have time,
Dr. Robert Langdon.
251
00:09:26,234 --> 00:09:27,527
I'm losing a lot of blood.
252
00:09:27,527 --> 00:09:30,906
No, you're not dying for a third time,
not on my watch.
253
00:09:30,906 --> 00:09:32,574
And this is our Giving Tree.
254
00:09:32,574 --> 00:09:34,409
May I have an apple, please?
255
00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:36,912
Goddammit, I said an apple!
Give me an apple,
256
00:09:36,912 --> 00:09:38,872
or I'll cut your ass down
and then take them myself.
257
00:09:38,872 --> 00:09:39,956
- [apple thuds]
- [Korvo groans]
258
00:09:39,956 --> 00:09:44,169
And the last stop on our tour,
the Office of Admissions.
259
00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:46,546
Okay, get your applications here.
260
00:09:46,546 --> 00:09:49,716
One per student, please,
and grammar only counts if it's Kelsey.
261
00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:51,051
Hello, Terry, Korvo.
262
00:09:51,051 --> 00:09:55,305
We're so, so thankful that
you're considering little Alex.
263
00:09:55,305 --> 00:09:58,266
As trap king of admissions,
you don't have to worry.
264
00:09:58,266 --> 00:09:59,851
There's no interest list here.
265
00:10:01,144 --> 00:10:03,939
KorKor, all these sexy parents
are drooling over us
266
00:10:03,939 --> 00:10:05,065
like we're 3D-printed meat.
267
00:10:05,065 --> 00:10:06,650
Is this the best idea we've ever had?
268
00:10:06,650 --> 00:10:08,276
There was that one time
we did needle drugs
269
00:10:08,276 --> 00:10:10,403
with the Charmin Bears,
but otherwise, yes!
270
00:10:10,403 --> 00:10:13,323
And for the first time ever,
no weird sci-fi side effects.
271
00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:14,699
Suck it, consequences!
272
00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:16,952
[both laughing]
273
00:10:16,952 --> 00:10:19,996
[bullies laughing]
274
00:10:19,996 --> 00:10:21,331
[whistle trilling]
275
00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:24,167
This obstacle course
will test your skill,
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your strength, and your grit.
277
00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:27,462
Hit 'em with the headlines!
278
00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:30,507
If you don't finish in five minutes,
you wash out
279
00:10:30,507 --> 00:10:33,009
and are disqualified
from the Final Trial.
280
00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:34,427
That's stakes, baby.
281
00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:37,430
And your time... starts now!
282
00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:40,350
[Dodge grunting]
283
00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:42,310
[♪ action music playing]
284
00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:44,312
[Tomblr panting]
285
00:10:45,355 --> 00:10:47,440
You got this, Tomblr, move it!
286
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,943
What are you, fucking climbing experts?
Come on!
287
00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:52,988
[Tomblr grunting]
288
00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:55,740
Oh, no, a little beam,
it's so narrow!
289
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:56,825
[whimpering]
290
00:10:56,825 --> 00:10:57,909
- [flames whooshing]
- [Tomblr yelps]
291
00:10:57,909 --> 00:10:59,536
Steady. Steady!
292
00:10:59,536 --> 00:11:02,163
I know you said I got this,
but I don't think I do.
293
00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:03,331
Just one round to go.
294
00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:05,000
[flames whooshing]
295
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,960
♪
296
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,670
[Dodge grunting]
297
00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:11,506
- This is where we catch up.
- I can't. I can't.
298
00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:13,633
[Dodge]
Hurry, man, you can do this!
299
00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,093
[water rushing]
300
00:11:15,093 --> 00:11:17,345
- Do you trust me?
- I think so?
301
00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:19,264
- Then drop down!
- But we'll wash out.
302
00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:20,473
- Trust me!
- No!
303
00:11:20,473 --> 00:11:23,143
[water splashing]
304
00:11:27,105 --> 00:11:28,189
It worked!
305
00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:29,649
First, but how?
306
00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:32,319
I realized the current was the quickest
way to get to the finish line.
307
00:11:32,319 --> 00:11:33,945
There tweren't any rules against it.
308
00:11:33,945 --> 00:11:35,405
[Zobert grunting]
309
00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:38,158
That's zarg shit! They cheated!
310
00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:40,785
They used their heads.
You might wanna try it sometime.
311
00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:41,912
Go off, pimp!
312
00:11:41,912 --> 00:11:43,371
- Woo-hoo-hoo!
- We did it!
313
00:11:43,371 --> 00:11:45,332
We bent the rules to our advantage!
314
00:11:45,332 --> 00:11:46,875
- We did it, bro, yeah!
- Woo-hoo-hoo!
315
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,084
[both cheering]
316
00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:50,462
[♪ gentle music playing]
317
00:11:50,462 --> 00:11:53,340
You know, I didn't think I'd bond
with anyone out here,
318
00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:54,758
since I'm a Holo.
319
00:11:54,758 --> 00:11:56,468
Had some friends who were Holos,
320
00:11:56,468 --> 00:11:58,011
and the way the Silvercops treated 'em?
321
00:11:58,011 --> 00:11:59,137
Not cool.
322
00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:00,347
Well, growing up Holo,
323
00:12:00,347 --> 00:12:02,349
Silvercops always treated me like shit.
324
00:12:02,349 --> 00:12:05,477
Saw my dad get beat up
for no reason so many times.
325
00:12:05,477 --> 00:12:07,520
One time, I saw him cry
because they made him eat
326
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,898
so many seeds that he shit his pants.
327
00:12:09,898 --> 00:12:11,107
I hate 'em.
328
00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:13,777
So why enlist?
You trying to get back at them?
329
00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:16,196
I want to change the force
from the inside.
330
00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:18,823
Revenge is worthless
when you can effect real change.
331
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,327
Change over revenge, totally.
332
00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:29,584
And you can always tell a star
coming from the Milky Bone Galaxy
333
00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:32,963
because it smells like crickets
and Aubrey Plaza's dry shampoo.
334
00:12:32,963 --> 00:12:35,632
[kids moaning]
335
00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:39,511
Um, Jesse, are human eyes supposed
to glow with milky power?
336
00:12:39,511 --> 00:12:43,223
Eh, it's probably from watching
too many boat show fistfight videos
337
00:12:43,223 --> 00:12:45,267
on the Public Freakout subreddit.
338
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:47,102
Okay, class,
which constellation smells
339
00:12:47,102 --> 00:12:49,271
like Jessica Simpson's
edible body wash?
340
00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:51,856
[class in unison]
Trycloponz.
341
00:12:51,856 --> 00:12:53,316
Correct. See, they're fine.
342
00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:56,319
[class in unison] We pledge allegiance
to Shlorp's grey god
343
00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:58,488
and humbly protect our station.
344
00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:01,324
We protect the Pupa, terraform,
345
00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:04,077
and annihilate the population.
346
00:13:04,077 --> 00:13:05,161
- [Yumyulack gasps]
- No!
347
00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:06,955
- Stop it! Shut up, shut up, kids!
- No! No, no.
348
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:08,248
- Did you teach them that?
- No,
349
00:13:08,248 --> 00:13:09,958
I've never heard that pledge
in my whole life!
350
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,334
[bell chimes]
351
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,962
Everybody sit down now,
class is still in session.
352
00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:17,173
[class in unison]
Kill the threats, take over now.
353
00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:19,926
This is no bueno.
We gotta tell Terry and Korvo.
354
00:13:19,926 --> 00:13:21,428
Yeah, right after my smoke break.
355
00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:24,973
[class in unison]
Kill the threats, take over now.
356
00:13:24,973 --> 00:13:26,474
Okay, let's go!
357
00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:32,731
- [Sgt. Argent] Recruits, hut!
- [Hype Man] I don't see y'all huttin'!
358
00:13:32,731 --> 00:13:34,774
This is it, the Final Trial.
359
00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:36,943
Only the fastest,
toughest, smartest recruits
360
00:13:36,943 --> 00:13:40,280
will be victorious and move on
to becoming Silvercops.
361
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,407
Losers go home to their mamas.
362
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:43,700
I love my mama!
363
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,410
If you can't handle the heat,
364
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,704
your armor has a tap-out button.
365
00:13:47,704 --> 00:13:51,583
But be warned, once you tap it,
you're washed out.
366
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,835
Good luck, future sons of silver.
367
00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:54,920
[buzzer]
368
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,838
- [recruits panting]
- Hold on there, son.
369
00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:58,715
- But the trial!
- Listen to the man.
370
00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,258
We've been watchin' you, kid.
371
00:14:00,258 --> 00:14:03,762
Dominatin' practices,
crushin' the competition.
372
00:14:03,762 --> 00:14:06,223
You got what it takes to be a Silvercop.
373
00:14:06,223 --> 00:14:08,475
You don't have to do the Final Trial.
374
00:14:08,475 --> 00:14:09,976
Trial's bullshit, anyway.
375
00:14:09,976 --> 00:14:11,144
Bullshit, what do you mean?
376
00:14:11,144 --> 00:14:13,647
Nobody here ends up a Silvercop.
377
00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:15,023
They're too lowborn.
378
00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:18,485
Nah, we get our real recruits
from the Silver Academy.
379
00:14:18,485 --> 00:14:19,569
That's the truth!
380
00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:21,071
But why all this, then?
381
00:14:21,071 --> 00:14:23,990
- We gotta get our Silver Grunts somewhere.
- Grunt life!
382
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,325
What's a Silver Grunt?
383
00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:26,993
Food for powder, son.
384
00:14:26,993 --> 00:14:28,453
That means cannon fodder.
385
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,997
The Silvercops keep the galaxy safe,
386
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:33,541
but some planets
just don't see it like that,
387
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,753
so their population's got to be pacified.
388
00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:40,507
Bloody, gruesome fights
with a huge death toll.
389
00:14:40,507 --> 00:14:43,426
Well, we aren't gonna
waste Silvercops on that.
390
00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:47,222
- So, we throw in the Grunts.
- They gonna die.
391
00:14:47,222 --> 00:14:49,808
Jesus, okay, my friend's
in the Final Trials right now.
392
00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:51,935
He can't be a Grunt.
I have to bring him with me.
393
00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:53,478
[both laugh]
394
00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,605
- There's nothin' you can do.
- Facts!
395
00:14:55,605 --> 00:14:57,023
Yes, there is.
396
00:14:57,524 --> 00:14:59,693
Whoa, kid, get back here!
397
00:14:59,693 --> 00:15:01,236
Don't throw your life away!
398
00:15:01,236 --> 00:15:03,405
No one turns their backs on us!
399
00:15:03,405 --> 00:15:05,448
[machinery rumbling]
400
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,076
- [recruits screaming]
- [lasers whirring]
401
00:15:09,828 --> 00:15:12,831
- [♪ tense music playing]
- [Dodge panting]
402
00:15:12,831 --> 00:15:15,083
[blades whooshing]
403
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,376
Get me outta here!
404
00:15:17,878 --> 00:15:19,671
[recruit yelling]
405
00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:21,006
Tomblr?
406
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:22,340
Tomblr, where are you?
407
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:25,927
God, I love being a smug academic.
408
00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:27,888
Ooh, I think I'm gonna give myself tenure.
409
00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:31,266
Yeah, I was built for more of a widow
of a disgraced FIFA executive,
410
00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:33,393
- but this is pretty cool too.
- [glasses clink]
411
00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:34,936
- [kids snarl]
- [both yelp]
412
00:15:35,979 --> 00:15:37,355
What the hell are you teaching
these kids?
413
00:15:37,355 --> 00:15:38,732
Just the normal stuff,
414
00:15:38,732 --> 00:15:40,567
and then they started
attacking the parents.
415
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:42,444
Do we know what
the cafeteria is serving today?
416
00:15:42,444 --> 00:15:43,862
- Is it nuggets?
- Terry, focus.
417
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,989
These kids can't be dragging
away parents on campus.
418
00:15:45,989 --> 00:15:47,324
People will stop respecting us.
419
00:15:47,324 --> 00:15:48,909
[♪ dramatic music playing]
420
00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:50,660
[gasps] Mother of Moby!
421
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,454
Those are Shlorpian soul harvesters.
422
00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:54,164
Wait, souls exist?
423
00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:56,166
What about God
and the devil and all that?
424
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,792
They exist too, but they're all aliens,
425
00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:00,378
and I don't have time to explain
how they mind-controlled ancient humans
426
00:16:00,378 --> 00:16:01,630
into being their fuck buddies.
427
00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:03,465
Point is, those harvesters
suck out life energy
428
00:16:03,465 --> 00:16:04,799
and convert them into Shlorpian energy,
429
00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,176
which is really just
a different color energy.
430
00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:08,511
[parents wailing]
431
00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:11,306
[all gasping]
432
00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:12,682
AISHA, we fucked up!
433
00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:14,935
All the kids are turning their parents
into puddles of ooze!
434
00:16:14,935 --> 00:16:16,436
[AISHA]
I tried to tell you dummies.
435
00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:19,689
Those protocols are supposed
to be for emergency use only!
436
00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:21,775
But all those hot parents
were an emergency.
437
00:16:21,775 --> 00:16:23,902
I couldn't stop schwinging,
Terry gotta schwing!
438
00:16:23,902 --> 00:16:26,112
[AISHA] It's not for
that kind of emergency.
439
00:16:26,112 --> 00:16:29,908
It's more like if you're being attacked
and you need an army to protect the Pupa.
440
00:16:29,908 --> 00:16:33,119
Ah, shit, we turned all those kids
into Universal Soldiers?
441
00:16:33,119 --> 00:16:35,789
[AISHA] If y'all don't stop this now,
those entitled-ass children
442
00:16:35,789 --> 00:16:37,290
are gonna take over the whole world.
443
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,834
Ah, why did we have to care so much
about those sexy parents?
444
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,420
Terry, replicants one and three,
I have to come clean.
445
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,880
I know I said I founded this school
446
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,299
because I wanted to be cool
and hang with hot parents,
447
00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:47,968
- but that was a lie.
- [all gasp]
448
00:16:47,968 --> 00:16:49,302
I don't care about the parents.
449
00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:51,638
I actually wanted the Pupa
to have a good education.
450
00:16:51,638 --> 00:16:54,391
But usually you're just as shallow as me.
What happened, babe?
451
00:16:54,391 --> 00:16:56,726
When I was a young replicant,
I was a narc-y little bitch
452
00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:59,020
who everyone hated,
because I was stupid and lame.
453
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,690
It took me years of reading
and educating myself to realize
454
00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:03,900
what a loser, asshole, shitbag I was.
455
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,277
I wanted better for the Pupa.
456
00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:07,237
Oh, Korvo, it wasn't school.
457
00:17:07,237 --> 00:17:09,239
Everyone's a stupid little shitbag
when they're kids.
458
00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:10,490
- Really?
- Uh-huh,
459
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,951
and if you're not a shitbag,
well, then you're a cumstain.
460
00:17:12,951 --> 00:17:14,911
- Or an asswad.
- That's right.
461
00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:16,663
Fuck that school.
Pupa doesn't need it.
462
00:17:16,663 --> 00:17:18,832
He'll grow out of being a piss-bubble
when he's good and ready.
463
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:20,667
That does make me feel better.
464
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,544
Even so, I still think
we should stop those kids,
465
00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:24,212
or we'll have to go to so many funerals.
466
00:17:24,212 --> 00:17:27,048
I cannot put on more
Shiva weight, let's go.
467
00:17:27,048 --> 00:17:28,800
Look out for those kids!
468
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,844
- [kids snarling]
- [Solars shouting]
469
00:17:31,177 --> 00:17:32,387
We have to reset the school!
470
00:17:32,387 --> 00:17:34,639
Blegh, their little hands are so sticky!
471
00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:36,975
[kids hissing]
472
00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:39,311
- [Tomblr grunting]
- Tomblr!
473
00:17:39,311 --> 00:17:41,479
We're doing good, Dodge,
just a little further.
474
00:17:41,479 --> 00:17:43,690
- We gotta tap out.
- What are you talkin' about?
475
00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,734
All of this, it's bullshit. Huh!
476
00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:47,277
They won't let us become Silvercops.
477
00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:49,738
No way, come on, it's right there!
478
00:17:50,363 --> 00:17:52,657
They lied to us, they're not
gonna make you a Silvercop.
479
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:54,784
I see how it is.
I thought we were friends,
480
00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:57,037
but I guess you hate Holos
just like everybody else.
481
00:17:57,037 --> 00:17:58,330
I swear, I'm trying to help you.
482
00:17:58,330 --> 00:17:59,581
Then you tap out!
483
00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,791
I'm gonna fix the Silvercops
from the inside,
484
00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:03,627
and nobody's gonna stop me!
485
00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:06,046
Listen to me, do not cross
that finish line,
486
00:18:06,046 --> 00:18:07,172
it's a death trap!
487
00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:08,548
Tomblr!
488
00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:11,176
[♪ dramatic music playing]
489
00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:13,011
Tomblr!
490
00:18:13,011 --> 00:18:14,596
I didn't get this far
listening to people
491
00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:16,097
who told me not to try!
492
00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:17,974
[Tomblr yelps]
493
00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:20,727
[♪ dramatic music continues]
494
00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:23,897
Agh! Crappity, crap, crap, crap!
495
00:18:23,897 --> 00:18:25,398
[buzzer]
496
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,985
Congratulations, recruits.
497
00:18:28,985 --> 00:18:30,612
You finished the Final Trial.
498
00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:33,907
- Your transport leaves now.
- Get 'em, boys!
499
00:18:36,368 --> 00:18:38,954
- You fucked up, son.
- That you did.
500
00:18:38,954 --> 00:18:41,665
[♪ somber music playing]
501
00:18:41,665 --> 00:18:43,375
- Tomblr?
- Don't talk to me!
502
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,126
You were just trying to get my spot.
503
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:47,337
I came here to protect you.
We have to stick together.
504
00:18:47,337 --> 00:18:48,797
You can't stop lying, huh?
505
00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:52,300
When we're Silvercops, do me a favor
and forget you know me.
506
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,052
- Attention!
- Hell yes!
507
00:18:54,052 --> 00:18:55,971
Silvercops, here I come!
508
00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:57,389
[Commander]
Your training is over.
509
00:18:57,389 --> 00:18:58,640
From here on out,
510
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,934
your asses belong
to the Silver Army,
511
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:02,394
- you Silver Grunts.
- [door slams]
512
00:19:02,394 --> 00:19:03,520
- [recruits gasping]
- What?
513
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,898
Your first mission is clearing out
the scourge on Zab 9.
514
00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:09,651
They're a terrifying force,
but we will crush them!
515
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,571
[computer beeping]
516
00:19:12,571 --> 00:19:13,863
[spaceship whooshes]
517
00:19:14,656 --> 00:19:17,325
[♪ ominous music playing]
518
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:24,332
It was an honor being an edgy, offbeat,
519
00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,167
FX-adjacent family with you all.
520
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,252
- [door slams]
- [Jesse gasps]
521
00:19:27,252 --> 00:19:29,462
[Terry]
The Alexes. Schwing!
522
00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:33,300
[♪ intense music playing]
523
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,386
- [kids snarling]
- [Kicks thudding]
524
00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:44,269
Ha, ha, an eleventh-hour Lord of the Rings
pirate ghost-style save!
525
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,896
What the hell is going on here?
526
00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,981
We just came to get some batteries
from the Giving Tree.
527
00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:50,859
Uh, too much to explain but
if we activate this sci-fi school-maker,
528
00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:52,736
it'll undo everything
we've done to these kids.
529
00:19:52,736 --> 00:19:53,862
Well, hold on a second.
530
00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:56,531
If we do that, they'll still get to keep
their superintelligence, right?
531
00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:59,618
What? No, all the sci-fi schooling effects
will go with the crazies.
532
00:19:59,618 --> 00:20:01,786
A small price to pay to keep them
from taking over the planet.
533
00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,705
Yeah, I mean, I love this planet,
534
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:05,206
I was born here, I get it,
535
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,542
but their test scores are just so good.
536
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:09,044
We need to keep the smarts.
537
00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:11,296
Our daughter's been pre-pre-accepted
into Harvard.
538
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:14,090
But they've been turned into
soulless murder machines.
539
00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:16,885
Yes, but isn't that what it takes
to get the best internships these days?
540
00:20:16,885 --> 00:20:19,471
- Yeah, it feels like a life skill to me.
- Let's put it to a vote.
541
00:20:19,471 --> 00:20:21,848
All of those in favor of keeping
the school, say aye.
542
00:20:21,848 --> 00:20:23,058
- Aye.
- Aye.
543
00:20:23,058 --> 00:20:24,142
[parent]
Aye.
544
00:20:24,142 --> 00:20:25,352
Ah, come on!
545
00:20:25,352 --> 00:20:27,520
You piss flaps are gonna destroy
yourselves and the planets.
546
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,189
We need to deprogram these kids.
547
00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:30,774
Yeah, we're gonna have
to ask you to leave.
548
00:20:30,774 --> 00:20:33,568
You're no longer
the right fit for our school.
549
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,445
This is a Shlorpian training center!
550
00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,155
Thanks for your input, buh-bye.
551
00:20:37,155 --> 00:20:39,491
You smug assholes,
you have no idea what you're doing.
552
00:20:39,491 --> 00:20:41,159
Without Korvo,
you'll all be dead in a week.
553
00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:42,244
[door slams]
554
00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:45,080
[♪ horror music sting]
555
00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:49,626
Huh, I was sure these kids
would take over the world,
556
00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:50,877
but they seem to be doing fine.
557
00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:52,462
What happened to all the child soldiers?
558
00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:55,006
We realized we could keep
your Shlorpian education system
559
00:20:55,006 --> 00:20:57,008
if we balanced out the aggression
with beta hobbies,
560
00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:59,052
like rollerblading and urban beekeeping.
561
00:20:59,052 --> 00:21:01,304
They're too lame
to be Universal Soldiers,
562
00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:03,014
but the superintelligence stays.
563
00:21:03,014 --> 00:21:04,099
Noice.
564
00:21:04,099 --> 00:21:05,600
Alright, fine.
565
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,185
The Pupa can attend school here again.
566
00:21:07,185 --> 00:21:09,062
See, the thing is, we're at capacity,
567
00:21:09,062 --> 00:21:10,772
but we can put you on the interest list.
568
00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:13,191
Right, that's it, you yuppy piece of shit.
I'm blasting you to ash.
569
00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:16,695
Excuse my husband.
He gets heated about alien stuff.
570
00:21:16,695 --> 00:21:19,739
There has to be something
that knocks those Alexes down a peg.
571
00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:21,449
Just forget it,
you'd have to change
572
00:21:21,449 --> 00:21:23,660
the entire way education works
on this planet.
573
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:26,871
Let's just chug some hard seltzers
and take the helicopter out for a spin.
574
00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:31,501
[reporter on TV] And this just in,
thanks to a record-breaking donation
575
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:33,545
of gold and diamonds from an alien,
576
00:21:33,545 --> 00:21:37,048
the entire planet now has
free universal pre-K.
577
00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:39,259
No school is exclusive anymore.
578
00:21:39,259 --> 00:21:40,635
This is a disgrace!
579
00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:42,345
We're good-looking rich people.
580
00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:43,638
You can't do that to us!
581
00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:45,807
Korvo, holy shit, did you see
the news about some alien
582
00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:48,018
creating free universal education
for everyone?
583
00:21:48,018 --> 00:21:50,020
That wasn't you, was it?
584
00:21:50,604 --> 00:21:52,397
I'll never tell.
585
00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:54,149
The fuck, is that a camera?
586
00:21:54,149 --> 00:21:57,235
[♪ dramatic theme playing]
587
00:22:23,929 --> 00:22:28,266
♪
588
00:22:38,526 --> 00:22:40,028
[mimicking laser fire]