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[Korvo]
Jesse, Yumyulack, let's go.
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We're gonna be late for the grand opening
of the new Arby's Water Park:
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Aquarby's.
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I can't wait to float
in that Horsey Sauce River.
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Time to get wet and wild, baby.
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Man, oh, man,
have I been looking forward--
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- You aren't coming.
- What? Bitch, how come not?
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Because this trip to Aquarby's
is a reward for those of us
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who actually did our chores.
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Chow-was? Okay.
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What, we're just making up words now?
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Each of us did stuff around the house
to make it a better place to live.
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I, for instance,
jackhammered the driveway
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and re-poured the concrete.
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I sump-pumped the basement
and set up mesh WiFi.
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I switched all our light bulbs
to woke LEDs
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that are softer on our alien skin.
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You were supposed to clean the house.
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I like it like this.
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It's not neglect.
it's a choice.
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Ah! The Pupa's got a rat on him.
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- [Pupa screaming]
- Okay, fine.
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Maybe the walls could use a wipedown.
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But you can't make me clean by myself.
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I'm alone. I'm scared.
I'm just a kid.
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This exact scenario is
in the prenup we signed.
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You know I can't read.
I'm a dumb kid.
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That's no excuse.
Let's roll, everyone, except Terry.
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I wanna be first in line for the premium
Nine Piece Chicken Nugget Splash Pad.
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- [JK Sevens beeping]
- The robot guy gets to go?
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Leave JK Sevens alone.
He pulls his weight.
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The whole house had better be clean
by the time we return
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or you can't go to any of the other
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fast food theme parks
we are visiting this summer.
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That includes
the Chipotle Indoor Ski Lodge.
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[gasps] Korvo!
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This is the worst thing
you've ever done to me!
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[Korvo] And don't forget to clean
the goddamn backyard.
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Oh, God!
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[♪ dramatic Western music playing]
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♪
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[Cherie] It turns out the guns,
germs, and the steal
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were in our hearts
the whole time. [chuckles]
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You know, the people in the wall
who rewrite the books
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they miss when they were big?
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I think they run out of steam
and just wing it.
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- Germs!
- Oh, that's right.
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[Pezlie giggling]
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Hey. Who wants paella?
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Is that chunks of worm, I smell?
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Surprise.
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I found two by the fence.
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[contented sigh]
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[Cherie] You know, Montez,
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this life we've built here by the puddle,
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it's the first time
since getting shrunk down
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that I've truly been happy.
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This place is special,
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safe and hidden away,
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all the water we need.
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But it's also so removed from society.
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Everybody I trust
or care about is right here.
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I just wonder,
what if people out there are suffering?
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You're a good man.
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But protecting Pezlie
is what's important now.
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Fuck everybody else.
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Totally.
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Fucking fuck them right
in their fucking faces.
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Anyway, I'm gonna forage
for some ingredients.
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We're having foie grass tonight.
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Can you say "terrible pun"?
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Tewible pwun.
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[Cherie] That's my girl.
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[Pezlie giggling]
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[sighs] No one's coming.
Let's get outta here.
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- [Hedgey chitters]
- [Gavin grunting]
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Come on.
I liked Sofia too,
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but she's in Basketballburgh.
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- That's where we gotta go.
- [Hedgey screeches]
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I'm not just saying that
because it's Saturday
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and there's a juicy blackjack tournament.
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You know I wanna avoid that place
like the plague.
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- [Montez] Hello?
- [gasps]
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Would you ever put the cart
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before the horse?
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What are you...
Was that code?
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Oscar didn't give us a code.
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You know Oscar?
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- How is the old son of a bitch?
- He's dead.
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Oh, man, that sucks.
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Oscar was a real one.
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Wish I hadn't called him
a son of a bitch just now.
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So, uh, where's the, uh, cart
with the, uh, food or--
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I know the food was a cover.
The spigot's gone.
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The bounty hunter on the lizard took it,
with Oscar's niece.
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Damn it.
I needed that spigot.
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I don't give a shit.
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He could be torturing Sofia right now.
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Getting the spigot and using it
to turn the water back on in the yard
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will save hundreds of lives.
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Look, I get that's important
and we can find the spigot,
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but you gotta help me rescue the girl.
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Fine. But if Albert has them,
he's going to move fast.
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We need somewhere
we can come up with a plan.
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[sighs] Yeah, we can use my house.
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We have to be quick.
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[♪ upbeat festive music playing]
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[rattling]
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- [slot machines beeping]
- [coins clinking]
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[Sofia] Help!
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Help!
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Let me out!
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Stop. Just leave, okay?
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Tell your terrorist friends
we treated you well.
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But by God, don't hurt anyone.
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What? You're the violent one.
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Basketballburghians
don't resort to violence.
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Your bounty hunter killed my uncle.
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He chased us across the yard
and tried to kill me too.
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What? He would never.
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Guards, bring me Little Richard.
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- We call him that on account of--
- His tiny dick. Yes, I remember.
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You guys talking about my dick?
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Did you kill anyone
getting the spigot back?
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Hmm. That's against policy.
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- He's lying.
- Little Richard?
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It's possible that
someone might have died.
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You decapitated my uncle!
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Damn, you saw that?
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I'm deeply disappointed
in you, Little Richard.
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Killing folks might be what the thugs
in the so-called Resistance do
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but here in Basketballburgh,
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we hold ourselves to a higher standard.
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I'm sorry.
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- [swords clanking]
- [slap smacks]
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- Ah.
- You swore that you changed.
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This time, you must suffer
the consequences.
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- Take him to holding!
- Get away from me.
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Don't take me. Please.
No, please!
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- What are you gonna do to him?
- He'll stand trial.
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Will you stay and testify?
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I'm getting the hell outta here.
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The only way the justice system works
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is if we participate in it.
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But I understand.
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I am so sorry for your loss.
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If I could,
I'd give you a million uncles.
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Uh, thanks.
I only needed one.
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Of course.
Let me walk you out.
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I know it's not quite like Omaha
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or the other modern cities
of the before-fore,
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but it's pretty damn close.
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We've even got
a Nashville Hot Chicken place.
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Is that a coffee shop?
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Brewed from single-source coffee grounds
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from one trash can.
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See the lights?
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We're lighting them
for the first time tonight
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as the grand opening of the Fair.
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- The what?
- The Yard's Fair.
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- You haven't heard?
- Mm.
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I was too busy getting chased
by your murderous bounty hunter.
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Touché. I know
this all seems superficial
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when you've suffered such a loss.
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But Basketballburgh is more
than just a city.
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It's a symbol,
the dawning of a new era for all of us.
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What does all this have to do
with stealing the water spigots?
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No, I didn't steal them.
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I hid them from the warlords
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and psychos who want to control the water.
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It could get Mad Max: Fury Road
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back here real fast if we aren't careful.
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See there?
That's the First Bank of the Yard.
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Starting today,
everyone will be able
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to trade Yardbucks for water.
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So this is all about Yardbucks?
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Yes. Creating demand for Yardbucks
is how I'll jumpstart an economy.
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The barter system must die
so civilization can grow.
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I wanna create a system
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that negates the need
for some tiny despot.
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I don't know.
It's just my dream.
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My passion project.
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When this sweet lady rises into the sky,
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you'll be able to see the whole yard.
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Albert, I have some re-stitching
to do on the basket,
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but we should be able
to launch on schedule.
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Ah, Sofia, this is Mia.
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She organized the balloon's restoration.
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Hi, you probably don't remember,
but you greeted me
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when I first came into The Wall.
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Of course, I do.
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Size two bottle cap hat, right?
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I always remember
the people who had a sparkle.
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Excuse me,
I see the band setting up
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and need to go make sure
they don't play Hey Ya!
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Hey No! is more like it.
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I should go.
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You're leaving before the fair starts?
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I just... Do you...
Do you think Albert's a good guy?
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Yeah! I've seen everyone come
through this Wall over the years.
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Albert's the real deal.
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So the band is very limited
in what they can play.
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Hey Ya! it is.
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Sofia, still want me to get you a cart
to take you out of town?
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I think I'll stay for the fair.
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Hey ya!
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Damn it, that's how long it takes
to get it stuck in your head.
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[Hedgey chittering]
[Gavin] Come on, Hedge,
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folks are looking for a degenerate gambler
with a hedgehog,
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not a degenerate gambler with a mouse.
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This is taking too long.
She's going to be back soon.
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Can we talk through
the plan one more time?
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Are you sure we need the ears?
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The ears have to look right
or we won't get past the guards.
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Who is this?
What's going on?
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- Crap.
- Hey, you're Cherie.
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Oh, my God.
Cherie's alive.
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You're part of the Resistance?
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You've been lying to me this whole time.
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I'm not built like you, Cherie.
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I can't stand by
while those Basketballburgh bastards
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cause pain and suffering.
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If you came with us,
nobody would stand in our way.
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In the way of what?
Ah! Mm.
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No, I don't even wanna know.
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Albert controls all
the water spigots now.
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But if we can liberate just one,
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we can spray free water
to the whole yard.
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Come with us.
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The Yard is worse than I've ever seen.
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Grass is dead,
people are desperate.
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It's The Wall all over again.
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I don't care. The only thing that matters
is keeping my daughter safe.
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I am done with politics.
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Protecting Pezlie means protecting
the world we leave for her.
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I've saved The Wall over and over again.
It never works.
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Well, you might be at peace, but I'm not.
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I did bad things.
I put people's heads on spikes.
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I need to balance the scale
and do something good.
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Pezlie, say goodbye to Uncle Monte.
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He's gonna get himself killed.
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Bye-bye. [giggles]
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Hey. Are you two a thing?
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Nah. Just roommates who smash.
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A lot. I don't know.
It's confusing. Let's just go.
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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[grunting]
248
00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:51,176
What are you doing?
249
00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:52,761
I'm stealing this spigot.
250
00:09:52,761 --> 00:09:54,930
[gasps] That's why you stayed.
251
00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:56,765
Yeah. Albert's a liar.
252
00:09:56,765 --> 00:10:00,560
He's just as obsessed with power
as Tim or Sisto or anyone else.
253
00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,438
No way.
Albert's an honorable man.
254
00:10:03,438 --> 00:10:06,191
Tell it to my uncle Oscar,
who he had killed.
255
00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,402
Help me get this spigot out of here.
256
00:10:09,402 --> 00:10:10,612
You can trust me.
257
00:10:10,612 --> 00:10:12,280
You just don't know the truth.
258
00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:14,991
- What are you doing? Mia!
- [lock clicks]
259
00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,660
- [grunting]
- [Mia] I'm sorry.
260
00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:21,331
And therefore, today I declare
the dangers of the frontier are no more.
261
00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:22,749
Tighter. [groans]
262
00:10:22,749 --> 00:10:26,169
The Yard will rise to meet the occasion.
263
00:10:26,169 --> 00:10:27,254
[knocking on door]
264
00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:29,339
Hey, boss.
Ooh, nice girdle.
265
00:10:29,339 --> 00:10:31,299
Damn straight.
It's a big day.
266
00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:34,511
Gotta look like I don't eat
and drink more than everyone else.
267
00:10:34,511 --> 00:10:35,971
You weren't seen, were you?
268
00:10:35,971 --> 00:10:37,264
Nah, I was careful.
269
00:10:37,264 --> 00:10:39,307
It sucks having to hide
during the fair, though.
270
00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:40,725
I wanted to ride the rides.
271
00:10:40,725 --> 00:10:43,603
You will, but first
I need that little bitch...
272
00:10:43,603 --> 00:10:44,854
- [gasps]
- [Albert] ...to think you're on trial.
273
00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:47,315
[Little Richard]
I know, but they have fried bugs.
274
00:10:47,315 --> 00:10:50,986
Soon, Sofia will tell me
everything her uncle knew
275
00:10:50,986 --> 00:10:53,780
and I can wipe out
the last of the Resistance.
276
00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:58,201
Then control of the water, and the yard,
will be mine.
277
00:10:58,201 --> 00:11:00,787
- That'd be huge, bro.
- Right?
278
00:11:00,787 --> 00:11:03,540
And I didn't need to raise an army
or start a cult to do it.
279
00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:06,209
I just had to lean on
good old-fashioned greed.
280
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:08,962
Could I just torture the girl
and get the info fast?
281
00:11:08,962 --> 00:11:11,256
Oh, that's such
a Little Richard thing to say.
282
00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:12,966
You and your torture.
283
00:11:12,966 --> 00:11:14,259
I do love it.
284
00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:15,635
Let's see how today goes.
285
00:11:15,635 --> 00:11:19,097
If she doesn't come around,
you can cut off some of her fingers.
286
00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:20,724
- Yes!
- [Mia gasps softly]
287
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:22,517
- Did you hear something?
- Sorry.
288
00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:23,894
I thought it'd be silent.
289
00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:25,562
It might smell like fried bug,
290
00:11:25,562 --> 00:11:27,772
but I swear I didn't have any.
291
00:11:27,772 --> 00:11:30,609
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
292
00:11:30,609 --> 00:11:32,569
[gasps] You were right.
293
00:11:32,569 --> 00:11:33,778
Little Richard is free,
294
00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:35,822
and Albert wants
to find out what you know.
295
00:11:35,822 --> 00:11:37,532
They're gonna torture you.
296
00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:40,118
I knew it.
I told you he was a piece of shit.
297
00:11:40,118 --> 00:11:43,663
I know. I'm so sorry.
How can I help?
298
00:11:43,663 --> 00:11:45,665
If you can figure out
how to get this spigot
299
00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:47,626
out of Basketballburgh
without anyone seeing,
300
00:11:47,626 --> 00:11:49,336
that would be really, really cool.
301
00:11:50,337 --> 00:11:54,007
- [crowd cheering]
- [♪ marching band music playing]
302
00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:07,270
When I say,
"and will rise to meet the occasion,"
303
00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:10,440
that's when you launch the balloon
with our two guests of honor.
304
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,151
They'll be the first
to see the grand view.
305
00:12:13,151 --> 00:12:15,946
Thank you, Albert.
You really are a great guy.
306
00:12:15,946 --> 00:12:18,156
- Yay, Albert.
- Woo-hoo-hoo! Speech time.
307
00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:22,035
Welcome, tiny people,
308
00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:25,789
to the first-ever Yard's Fair.
309
00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:28,375
[crowd applauding]
310
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:30,168
God, I wish I was down there.
311
00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:32,754
Ooh, is that a sword swallower?
312
00:12:32,754 --> 00:12:33,880
Damn it!
313
00:12:34,714 --> 00:12:39,177
[Albert] Today, we find ourselves
at the threshold of a bright future.
314
00:12:39,177 --> 00:12:42,097
The frontier days are over.
315
00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:45,183
And the barter economy must end with them.
316
00:12:45,684 --> 00:12:46,977
Where are you guys from?
317
00:12:46,977 --> 00:12:49,271
Thespians from the amphitheater
318
00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:51,356
in the Frisbee, by the dog poo.
319
00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:53,316
We're doing Of Mice and Men in the fall.
320
00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:54,526
This is the mouse.
321
00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:57,404
Cool. That dog poop's huge.
Have fun.
322
00:12:57,404 --> 00:13:01,116
[Albert] Yardbucks are the key
to economic change.
323
00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:05,036
My intelligence says
that's where Albert keeps the spigots.
324
00:13:05,036 --> 00:13:06,955
[Gavin] And my intelligence says
325
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:08,873
that roulette wheel is beatable.
326
00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:10,333
Look. It's on a slant!
327
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,086
[Montez] Stay focused.
We've gotta get to that wine glass.
328
00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:17,132
Wait a minute.
Is that a milk mouse?
329
00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:19,426
I haven't had mouse milk since The Wall.
330
00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:21,219
Hey. Mouse Man, wait up.
331
00:13:21,219 --> 00:13:23,555
Oh, shit. Uh, we don't have any milk.
332
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:26,099
Your voice sounds familiar.
333
00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:28,059
Dad? No, wait.
334
00:13:28,059 --> 00:13:29,185
Shitbird.
335
00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:31,438
You think you could sneak back
in here without me finding out?
336
00:13:31,438 --> 00:13:32,731
Where's my money?
337
00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:35,150
We don't want any trouble.
338
00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:38,570
[all grunting]
339
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:41,239
[Albert] As of today,
the First Bank of the Yard
340
00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:43,992
will accept Yardbuck payments for water.
341
00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:48,038
And to celebrate,
the bank will give out five free Yardbucks
342
00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:49,623
to everyone here.
343
00:13:49,623 --> 00:13:51,416
- [McManus] Son of a bitch.
- The, uh...
344
00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:55,712
- [McManus groaning]
- Uh, the... The great drought is over.
345
00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:00,175
[horn blowing]
346
00:14:00,175 --> 00:14:01,384
Boss, it's the Resistance.
347
00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:03,303
- They're here.
- Arrest them!
348
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:07,098
Well, this went to shit fast.
349
00:14:07,098 --> 00:14:09,643
- Goddammit, it's Gavin.
- You know that guy?
350
00:14:09,643 --> 00:14:11,603
He probably thought I needed rescuing.
351
00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:13,480
Instead, he's ruining my plan.
352
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,981
Gah. Fucking men.
353
00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:16,775
His mouse is pretty cute.
354
00:14:16,775 --> 00:14:18,193
[Mia giggles]
355
00:14:21,196 --> 00:14:22,864
Get them. Kill them. Either!
356
00:14:22,864 --> 00:14:24,991
Hyah! You little bitches are lucky.
357
00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:26,868
The old me would be cutting off heads.
358
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:28,245
We gotta go now.
359
00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:31,456
Uh...
360
00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:34,292
Stop that balloon!
361
00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:36,169
The spigot's too heavy.
362
00:14:36,169 --> 00:14:37,796
It's weighing us down.
363
00:14:37,796 --> 00:14:40,215
Hmm. Get this thing
where it needs to go.
364
00:14:40,215 --> 00:14:42,676
- Okay?
- Mia, no!
365
00:14:42,676 --> 00:14:44,427
- [thuds]
- [Mia groans]
366
00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:47,931
Woo, she's lucky that roulette wheel
was at such a winnable angle.
367
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:50,058
Where's my money?
368
00:14:50,058 --> 00:14:51,309
Sofia.
369
00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:53,520
Gavin, I've got the spigot.
370
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,689
And I dunno,
maybe try to fight back a little.
371
00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:57,315
- [punches thudding]
- [grunting]
372
00:15:02,028 --> 00:15:03,196
[snarls]
373
00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:04,489
[McManus screaming]
374
00:15:05,282 --> 00:15:07,075
Whoa. Ew. Ha, ha!
375
00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:10,287
Thanks, Hedgey. Extra grubs
for you tonight. Now, h'yah.
376
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:12,956
[Sofia] Yes. We're winning.
377
00:15:12,956 --> 00:15:14,374
Kiss my ass, Albert.
378
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,961
Damn it, Sofia.
This is why you don't talk trash.
379
00:15:17,961 --> 00:15:20,881
If she gets that spigot,
my entire plan will be ruined.
380
00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:24,134
Which means you don't get paid, idiots.
381
00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:27,721
[Sofia gasps, grunts]
382
00:15:28,305 --> 00:15:29,681
I wish we'd had a better plan.
383
00:15:29,681 --> 00:15:31,850
I wish you were less
of a degenerate gambler.
384
00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:34,185
But you gotta dance
with the one that brought you.
385
00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:35,937
- [lizard snarls]
- [both gasp]
386
00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:39,024
Time to die for ruining the fair.
387
00:15:39,566 --> 00:15:41,234
[Little Richard laughing]
388
00:15:41,234 --> 00:15:42,569
[gasps]
389
00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:45,572
Was that a rubber band?
390
00:15:45,572 --> 00:15:47,490
I'm rubber and glue.
391
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:50,827
What blasts out of me
makes mush out of you.
392
00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:54,164
[Cherie screaming]
393
00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:58,251
Cherie, you're here to rescue us.
394
00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:00,337
- And you found a sitter?
- Shh, shh, shh.
395
00:16:00,337 --> 00:16:01,922
I gave her some cough syrup.
396
00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:06,760
Lizard attack.
397
00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:13,308
[Sofia] Help!
398
00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:15,727
That's it, fellas!
399
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:18,313
I'm paying double overtime tonight.
400
00:16:18,313 --> 00:16:20,357
- [gun clicks]
- [grunts] Shit, I'm out of bands.
401
00:16:20,357 --> 00:16:22,400
Hey! Look up here.
402
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,236
Free Yardbucks.
403
00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:26,863
[people cheering]
404
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:31,284
[guard] Free Yardbucks.
405
00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:37,958
I could buy water with that.
406
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,125
Stop taking the money.
407
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,461
I-I-I'll pay you
just to not take the money.
408
00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:42,837
Nice try, loser.
409
00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:45,507
That's what happens
when you rely on stupid Yardbucks.
410
00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:47,676
[growling]
411
00:16:47,676 --> 00:16:50,595
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- [Sofia yelps]
412
00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:56,768
[both grunting]
413
00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:02,649
- [explosion booms]
- [Albert and Sofia screaming]
414
00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:05,735
[people screaming]
415
00:17:10,824 --> 00:17:13,034
Give me what I want or I'll throw her off.
416
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:15,245
It's over.
Your city's burning.
417
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:22,252
[Albert struggling]
418
00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:26,506
Help me, please.
419
00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:28,174
[Montez]
Guys, we gotta get off of here.
420
00:17:28,675 --> 00:17:30,385
- What about Albert?
- We let him die.
421
00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:32,888
No! He's gotta face justice
422
00:17:32,888 --> 00:17:34,890
for what he's done and who he's hurt.
423
00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:38,435
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [Sofia grunting]
424
00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,814
[Albert crying]
425
00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:44,941
[Albert] Basketballburgh!
426
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:48,236
Basketballburgh is burnt.
427
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:50,030
[crying]
428
00:17:50,572 --> 00:17:53,158
[popcorn crunching]
429
00:17:53,617 --> 00:17:56,036
Fire.
430
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,460
Thanks for coming back for me.
431
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:07,005
It was a nice gesture,
even though I already had it handled.
432
00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,632
Yeah, well, you're welcome.
433
00:18:08,632 --> 00:18:11,593
Thanks for reminding me what it feels like
to care about people.
434
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:13,511
[Mia] Sofia!
435
00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:16,514
Did you see me throw the money?
436
00:18:16,514 --> 00:18:19,851
I was, like,
"Come get your Yardbucks, bitches."
437
00:18:19,851 --> 00:18:22,771
[both moaning]
438
00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:24,231
[Sofia] Mm. I want you.
439
00:18:24,231 --> 00:18:27,567
Whoa, hey, look at that rock over there.
440
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:30,862
That might be the coolest rock
I've ever seen.
441
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,781
Nice job, you little shits.
442
00:18:32,781 --> 00:18:34,532
The whole backyard is burned to a crisp.
443
00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,451
I hope it was worth it.
444
00:18:36,451 --> 00:18:38,411
Maybe we should have stayed out of this.
445
00:18:38,411 --> 00:18:39,829
No, you were right.
446
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:42,332
I've been running away from my destiny
for too long.
447
00:18:42,332 --> 00:18:44,834
I don't wanna raise Pezlie
to cower and hide.
448
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:47,504
She needs to see that
we shape our own world.
449
00:18:47,504 --> 00:18:49,756
[Little Richard] Die!
450
00:18:50,632 --> 00:18:51,883
[Little Richard screaming]
451
00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:53,969
Aah! No, lizard! [groans]
452
00:18:54,886 --> 00:18:58,139
Man, lizards'll just eat your ass
first chance they get, huh?
453
00:18:58,139 --> 00:18:59,391
I guess it makes sense.
454
00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:01,726
[laughs] Don't get any ideas.
455
00:19:02,602 --> 00:19:04,938
[Terry grunting]
456
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:08,775
Finally, the stupid house is stupid clean.
457
00:19:08,775 --> 00:19:10,527
- And not a moment too soon.
- [text notification chimes]
458
00:19:10,527 --> 00:19:12,279
The fam is moments away.
459
00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,489
[gasps] No. No, no, no, no!
460
00:19:14,489 --> 00:19:15,657
What the fuck?
461
00:19:15,657 --> 00:19:17,325
Pupa? Dirty rat?
462
00:19:17,325 --> 00:19:18,868
You burned the yard.
463
00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:20,161
It looks like shit.
464
00:19:20,161 --> 00:19:21,788
I trusted you, dirty rat.
465
00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:23,456
Little Fair, little people.
466
00:19:23,456 --> 00:19:24,666
Stop saying nonsense words.
467
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,918
Don't you know that Korvo's gonna blame me
for what you did?
468
00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:29,004
[gasps] Wait.
We have alien stuff.
469
00:19:31,339 --> 00:19:33,174
The Make Alive Ray.
470
00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:35,510
A ray we weirdly don't use very often.
471
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:38,597
[ray zapping]
472
00:19:40,557 --> 00:19:42,851
Why does this ray take so long
to make stuff alive?
473
00:19:42,851 --> 00:19:44,561
[car honking]
474
00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:47,105
Oh, hey, guys.
How was Aquarby's?
475
00:19:47,105 --> 00:19:48,815
[Yumyulack] It was amazing!
476
00:19:48,815 --> 00:19:51,568
[Jesse] Yeah!
I still smell like sweet heat beef.
477
00:19:51,568 --> 00:19:53,028
[Korvo] You better have
cleaned the house.
478
00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:54,946
[Terry] I am just so happy to see you.
479
00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:56,448
Let me kiss your fingers.
480
00:19:56,448 --> 00:19:58,325
Mwah. Mwah.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
481
00:19:58,325 --> 00:20:00,660
- [Korvo] Why are you distracting us?
- [Terry] I'm not.
482
00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:03,038
[woman] Is that Cherie?
She'll tell us what to do.
483
00:20:03,038 --> 00:20:04,164
Lead us, Cherie.
484
00:20:04,164 --> 00:20:07,167
These poor people lost everything.
485
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:10,754
Who knows what maniac is going to try
to become their leader now.
486
00:20:11,213 --> 00:20:12,422
[sighs]
487
00:20:12,422 --> 00:20:15,258
I fought against the Duke
in the Great Wall War.
488
00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:17,302
I was betrayed by Tim.
489
00:20:17,302 --> 00:20:21,264
I went into the lower levels
and destroyed the mosquitoes,
490
00:20:21,264 --> 00:20:24,434
and I faced Sister Sisto to save my child.
491
00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:28,146
Never once did I try to take power.
492
00:20:28,146 --> 00:20:29,648
But I was wrong.
493
00:20:29,648 --> 00:20:31,316
You don't need a hero.
494
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:34,194
What The Wall needs is a queen.
495
00:20:34,194 --> 00:20:35,946
Cherie, what are you doing?
496
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:39,449
I will finally take the seat of power.
497
00:20:40,283 --> 00:20:41,743
You want my help?
498
00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:43,828
Then bow.
499
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:45,622
[crowd gasping]
500
00:20:45,622 --> 00:20:48,375
[♪ dramatic music playing]
501
00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:06,059
[rat squeaking]
502
00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:08,144
The house looked good, but the yard.
503
00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:10,605
Hmm. The yard looks great.
504
00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:12,065
You surprised me, Terry.
Good work.
505
00:21:12,065 --> 00:21:14,693
Hell yeah. Gimme that praise.
I deserve it.
506
00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:17,195
[JK Sevens beeping]
507
00:21:17,195 --> 00:21:20,282
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
508
00:21:32,335 --> 00:21:34,671
[gasping]
509
00:21:37,215 --> 00:21:38,216
I'm alive?
510
00:21:41,011 --> 00:21:42,470
But who the fuck am I?
511
00:21:43,263 --> 00:21:46,266
[♪ dramatic theme playing]
512
00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:14,502
♪
513
00:22:27,641 --> 00:22:29,142
[mimicking laser fire]