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{\an8}This is it. The final trial.
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{\an8}Oh! Ah...
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{\an8}I didn't think I'd bond
with anyone out here.
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{\an8}I'm gonna fix the Silvercops
from the inside.
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{\an8}It's bullshit. They won't
let us become Silvercops.
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{\an8}- Then you tap out!
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{\an8}- You fucked up, son.
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{\an8}That you did.
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{\an8}Your asses belong to the Silver Army,
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{\an8}you Silvergrunts.
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Listen up, grunts.
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We'll be making planetfall
in T-minus three minutes.
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You'll be joining the war
against the Scourge,
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an alien race of soulless,
ruthless automatons.
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These psychotic fucks
are spreading across the galaxy,
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{\an8}pillaging resources
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{\an8}and enslaving populations.
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Tomblr, th-th-th-this is insane.
We have to get outta here.
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Don't talk to me, Dodge.
You aren't my friend.
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- Don't fuckin' talk to me either.
- I wasn't going to.
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I'm not here to make friends,
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and I definitely won't have your back
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when we get into battle.
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All I care about is killing Horseys
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and wearing their balls
on a chain around my neck!
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Jesus, Zobert.
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You went from zero
to trophy-kill way too fast.
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Lock and load, grunts.
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Just know that I will be
with you every step of the...
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Eat shit, you four-legged fucks!
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- Oh, my God.
- Run, run, run!
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Look, I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry for telling you
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to fuck off, like, a minute ago.
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I-I really feel like we-we're
gonna become good friends now
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and maybe we'll even share our backstory.
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- Oh, my God!
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No one can finish a sentence around here!
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{\an8}According to the Norton
Antivirus Malware-mometer,
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{\an8}JK Sevens is sick.
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{\an8}As soon as he said
"boop" instead of "bwap,"
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{\an8}I knew something was wrong.
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{\an8}Well, let's put him on the curb
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{\an8}and schedule a bulky item pickup.
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{\an8}Should we call Terry and Korvo?
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{\an8}No. They're seeing Avatar 4:
The Na'vi Three Day Weekend
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{\an8}at the AMC Extended Stay.
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{\an8}That movie's 72 hours long,
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{\an8}and they made us promise not to interrupt
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{\an8}a single Zoë Saldana second.
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{\an8}Well, if they come home and JK's dead,
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{\an8}we'll never get our phones back.
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{\an8}It's so uncool of them
to take our phones away
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{\an8}just because we never, ever
do anything they tell us to do.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Agh! He's got SD cards and
screws comin' out both ends.
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My buttholes!
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They blew off all my buttholes!
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We're all just chickens for the choo-choo.
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"Chickens for the choo-choo"?
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Oh, this situation's so FUBAR,
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I can't think of clichés.
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It's horrifying.
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If we can survive long enough,
maybe we can escape.
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{\an8}I'm not escaping. We have a mission.
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{\an8}We have to defeat the Scourge
and free this planet.
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{\an8}Dude, this war is bullshit.
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{\an8}Maybe. But if we prove our mettle here,
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{\an8}we'll be heroes,
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{\an8}and then they'll have
to make us Silvercops.
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{\an8}Are you serious?
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{\an8}How could you still want to be a Silvercop
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{\an8}after they shipped us
to the ass pit of the universe?
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{\an8}Because I don't quit
when things get tough, Dodge.
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{\an8}Though I guess you do!
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How long have you had
that in your back pocket,
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you turkey-lookin' motherfucker?
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Look alive, Silver shits.
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That's the guy from before.
That's the guy from training.
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- Shut up! Shut up!
- I'm the new CO of this unit
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and, yes, my second head
was killed in action.
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{\an8}I'm sure he's interjecting
something snarky and supportive
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{\an8}from the great beyond.
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{\an8}Okay, enough of that.
We got a mission, people.
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{\an8}Our Silver Spies have
learned about a secret
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{\an8}Horsey munitions facility.
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We need two volunteers to locate the base,
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infiltrate it, and activate this.
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A homing beacon.
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The signal will allow us
to precision bomb the base,
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obliterating it without
damaging the minerals
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in the surrounding area.
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{\an8}Minerals like Goo Rock,
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{\an8}Star Rubies,
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{\an8}and Gatoradium.
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Valuable shit.
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I'm not gonna lie,
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this is a suicide mission.
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But apparently that term
is bad for morale,
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so we're calling it
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"Super Cool Chill Hero Time" instead.
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Whatever dumbass goes on this
has a death wish.
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Sergeant, I'd like to volunteer!
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Tomblr! Did you not hear
what I just muttered?
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Yeah, but like I said,
we have to prove our mettle.
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Happy to hear it, Private.
Now we just need one more.
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Perhaps a best friend from bootcamp?
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Who maybe also looks like a tall dog?
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I think he's talking to you.
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Fine. I'm in, too.
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You're all gonna die
and rot in hell!
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Ha! Guess he wasn't as dead as I thought.
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But he's definitely dead now.
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Hey hey, great to see
the Opposites family again.
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I can only assume Korvo died
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from the whole turning to
goo thing a few years ago.
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- Poor bastard.
- No, he's alive and totally fine.
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Wow. I was sure he was a goner.
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Please help us, doctor. Our robo is sick.
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Well, I have no idea how to fix robots,
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but I did once treat a woman named Alexa
for a yeast infection.
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A machine's just a person with no blood,
so let's take a look.
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- Hmm.
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Nurse, bring in the Samba.
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You have a robot vacuum for the office?
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We get to keep whatever
we remove from people's butts.
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Whoa, that was awesome!
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Just as I suspected.
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He's a battle-bot, and he's sick
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because he hasn't been
fulfilling his core function of,
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in strict medical terms,
kicking robot ass.
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I'm recommending JK start battle-boting
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as soon as possible.
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What's this prescription then?
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That's not a prescription.
It's a gamer tag.
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In case you ever want
to get owned in Call of Duty.
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Feel free to turn back anytime.
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I wish I could,
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but someone has to keep
your ass from getting killed.
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I am perfectly capable
of killin' my own ass.
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I mean, assing my own kill.
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I mean whatever! It doesn't matter!
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Uh, any of you know Lieutenant Zergecchio?
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He's supposed to guide us through
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the Yummy Carrot Rainbow Gulch.
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Oh, we have a special name for that place.
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The Death Gulch.
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'Cause people die there?
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No, because people die there.
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If you want Zergey, he's over there.
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Zergecchio?
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- Oh, geez!
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Well, we can't find this base
if we don't have a guide.
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Better head back.
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C-c-come on, man. That's not back.
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You better be looking for another trench.
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Ugh.
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God, I'm starving. I'd kill for a scrotum
leech right now.
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Let's take a break.
I have to use the little Tomblr's room.
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The little... Ugh.
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Just go. Don't try
to make it funny. Just pee.
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I wasn't looking for scrotum leeches.
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What the fuck happened to you?
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Let's... Let's just go.
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Hopefully, JK can get
some of the battle-boting
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out of his system here.
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I just don't want these robos to hurt him.
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Okay, JK. Do your thing.
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JK's got his mojo back!
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He was my only friend!
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Come on, dude. What happened back there?
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You're all haunted and shit now.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Wow, this must be
Yummy Carrot Rainbow Gulch.
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I don't know what those grunts
we're talking about.
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I'm not getting death vibes at all.
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- Get down!
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There's a Horsey sniper
on the outcropping up ahead.
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Yeah. And that sniper's got a gun!
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I'm Tomblr. This is Charger.
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On a special mission from Silver HQ.
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Name's Gex. This here's Quigonowski.
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And you're not going anywhere
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with that Horsey scumbitch out there.
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I can see the sniper.
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He's on the high ridge.
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Now he's lookin' right at us.
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- Now he's pulling the trigger.
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Now the bullets are coming
this way. Oh, shit!
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If you guys cover me,
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I can sneak up to the perch
and take him out.
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But you'll get shot!
The sniper, to remind you, has a gun!
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Don't worry. I've been specially trained
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in the latest sneaking techniques.
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Somersaults, baby crawls, tippy toes.
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I've heard of tippy toes before.
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Supposed to really be something.
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I also have a fiancée back home,
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and she's pregnant with twins.
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- Ah! I'm hit!
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- We gotta save her!
- No!
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You go out there and you're dead too.
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Ah! He got me in the head.
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- Now he got my shoulders!
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- And my toes!
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I've been shot in the head,
shoulders, knees, and toes!
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Fuck you, you Horsey motherclomper!
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Fuck you and your gorgeous, shiny mane!
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Hmm. I have an idea.
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- Yeah!
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He had blinders on. Never saw us comin'.
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In hindsight, not a smart move.
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Also, inside sight.
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Ah, shit. What's that?
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It's Horsey patrol.
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They must have heard the explosion.
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Why'd they stop?
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- We must be in a minefield.
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Shit, shit, shit! I'm gonna die!
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I'm so scared, I'm pissing myself.
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It's gonna be okay. Relax.
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I saw this exact same thing happen
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in George Clooney's best movie,
The Monuments Men.
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We just have to find something
of equal weight
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and then we switch you out with it,
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Raiders of the Lost Ark style.
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On the count of three,
I'm gonna pull you off
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just like they did in Lethal Weapon.
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I don't understand any
of the references you're making!
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On three.
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One... two, three!
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Wow, it worked!
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I, uh, I didn't piss myself,
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by the way. That, that was a joke.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Run!
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So glad we cured JK Sevens and
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won a $25
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Cracker Barrel gift card.
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That's country fried pancakes
for everyone.
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Hell yeah. Hulu's HuluLulu,
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play Yumyulack's "Yumyu Mix" to celebrate.
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Oh, geez.
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I guess JK still has an appetite
for robo destruction.
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That's no big deal.
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We can toss him a few more electronics
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to get it out of his system.
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Holy Jennifer Jason Lopez, that was it!
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JK destroyed every gadget in the house.
248
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Terry's Vitamix actually put up
a decent fight.
249
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What happens when we run
out of stuff for him to kill?
250
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,214
I think Terry keeps a Hitachi Wand
251
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in the earthquake supplies.
252
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Get it!
253
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Where? Where am I?
254
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,190
Stay back. Don't take another clop!
255
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,775
Relax, T, it's okay.
256
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,526
There are Horseys everywhere!
257
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,111
I know. They rescued us.
258
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,404
This is that secret base,
259
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,156
but it's not a munitions facility.
260
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,240
That's right, Tomblr.
261
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,327
You're safe here.
262
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,578
Who are you?
263
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,205
I didn't know Horseys
could speak standard.
264
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,832
"Horsey" is a derogatory slur.
265
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,292
We are the Equinites.
266
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,877
My name is Buttercup.
267
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I'm the leader of the resistance.
268
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,005
Oh, please.
269
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,507
You're the scourge on this world!
270
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Come. It's time to remove
your blinders and see the truth.
271
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There are no soldiers here.
272
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Just families, refugees.
273
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This is a sanctuary
274
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for those who've been
driven from their homes.
275
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,275
But you were the ones
who invaded this planet.
276
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,152
The Silvercops are the ones who came here
277
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to steal our natural resources.
278
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Easy to take when you
exterminate the locals
279
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and label them a scourge.
280
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:48,244
But that's the total opposite
of what we were told.
281
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,330
Wait, does the military
lie about its motives?
282
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,625
I suggest you rest and help
yourself to our finest feedbags.
283
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:58,212
We are a peaceful people,
and you are our guests.
284
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,511
Today is my first day
delivering food for Grub Bud.
285
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,804
{\an8}I am so excited.
286
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,516
{\an8}Hey there, robo pal.
Why don't you come on inside?
287
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,102
I am not supposed to enter homes.
288
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,645
{\an8}No, it's fine.
289
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,314
{\an8}We just wanna give you a tip.
290
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,859
{\an8}Come on in. Don't be afraid.
291
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,029
What are you doing?
292
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,406
Sorry, little guy.
293
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,578
No, wait, please.
294
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,165
Ow, that's my wheel. Ow.
295
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,584
{\an8}You got the Pad See Ew, right?
296
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,544
{\an8}Yeah. And the papaya salad too.
297
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,171
Mm.
298
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,632
Damn, these oats are the shit.
299
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,259
Oh, I can't believe it.
300
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,636
The war, our mission, it's all a lie.
301
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:50,389
How could I be such a dumb sucker?
302
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,266
I mean, I tried to tell you
multiple times.
303
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,226
I mean, I've become the
very thing that terrified me
304
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,061
about the Silvercops when I was a kid.
305
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,147
A stupid, violent occupier.
306
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,356
Pretty ironic, huh?
307
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,775
You've always been totally honest with me,
308
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,152
and I should have trusted you.
309
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,820
Oh, I'm such an idiot.
310
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,489
I'm not who you think I am.
311
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,617
I'm actually a human from the planet Earth
312
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,202
who loves the Fast and Furious franchise
and was shot into space.
313
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,787
Some Silvercops framed me for murder
314
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,080
and they were going to kill me,
315
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,624
but I escaped and changed my appearance
316
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,125
so I could enlist in Silver Bootcamp.
317
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,461
My plan has always been
to work my way up the ranks
318
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,338
so I could get close
to the Silvers who betrayed me
319
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,547
and take my revenge.
320
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,049
My name isn't even Dodge.
321
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,342
It's Glen Kumstein.
322
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,135
Glen Kum-steen?
323
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,595
No. What are you, reading it off a page?
324
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,096
I just said it now. Kumstein.
325
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,306
Let's get outta here, man.
326
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,350
Let's leave this planet
and start new lives
327
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,769
that are not defined by getting
revenge on the Silvercops.
328
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,188
- First, we destroy this homing beacon.
- Tomblr, no!
329
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,358
Die! Die! Die! What?
330
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,485
Destroying that automatically
signaled Silver HQ
331
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,278
to send a strike team
to these coordinates.
332
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,113
I read the manual
when I was taking a shit!
333
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,115
Oh, my stars and Marys, we gotta go!
334
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:52,826
Silvergrunts are on the way.
335
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,662
We have to get your people out now.
336
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,163
I'll herd everyone
toward the main entrance.
337
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,748
No! That's where they'll be coming.
338
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,999
Is there another way out?
339
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,084
There used to be.
340
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,920
It collapsed during
a bombing strike last winter.
341
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,171
What are we gonna do?
342
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,756
Back on Earth, my Honda S2000
343
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,758
had about 250 horsepower.
344
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:08,968
But with all the Equinites here,
345
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,302
we have at least double that.
346
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,720
What are you suggesting?
347
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,722
Let's yank off these rocks!
348
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,983
Kill everything that trots.
349
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,197
- Yah! Yah!
350
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,449
Yah! Yah!
351
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,284
Yah!
352
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,661
It's too heavy.
353
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,204
You can do it. Yah!
354
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,873
It's hard enough
without you yelling, "Yah."
355
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,250
Shit, sorry.
356
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,544
God, I bet the optics
on this are terrible too.
357
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,087
- Pull!
358
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,721
It's open!
359
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,395
The Silvers are here!
360
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,479
Buttercup, keep going.
361
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,856
We'll buy you some time.
362
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,958
- You see that, Kumstein?
- Oh!
363
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,501
- No!
- Oh, shit.
364
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,837
Oh, they zapped me.
365
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,131
H-h-hold on. I-I can get you outta here.
366
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,758
Help the Equinites to safety.
367
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,469
I'll hold off the grunts by myself.
368
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,095
Just make me one promise.
369
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,139
Rise up the ranks and take down
370
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,224
the entire Silver system.
371
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,185
- I'll do it.
- Go!
372
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,898
I knew a filthy holo like you
373
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,357
could never be a Silvercop.
374
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,568
- Oh, shit!
375
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,071
Ow! Ow! Ah!
376
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,781
- Quit it.
- You quit it!
377
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,971
This is the border of Stable Territory.
378
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,098
We should be safe here.
379
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,814
But you can proceed no further.
380
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,357
I understand, Buttercup.
381
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,525
Goodbye.
382
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:36,949
None of the apps,
383
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,951
{\an8}not Postmates, UberEats, or even HuluLemon
384
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,369
will deliver to us anymore
385
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,746
because their robots keep
disappearing at our house.
386
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,125
Oh, no! He's gushing oil!
387
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,960
Hang in there, JK. Don't die on us.
388
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,461
No, wait.
389
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,880
Ew! This oil is amniotic.
390
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,924
He's not dying, he's giving birth!
391
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,511
Okay, Sevens. You're gonna push on three.
392
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,471
One, two, three!
393
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:03,016
Push, JK Sevens! Push! Push!
394
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,519
Ah! I can see it.
Just one more big push, JK.
395
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,604
You got this! One more!
396
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,316
Is... Is it a baby?
397
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,570
No, it's next year's EyePhone!
398
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,321
Oh, I wanna cut the cord!
399
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,242
I can't believe it.
400
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,744
All this time,
JK just had morning sickness.
401
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,496
He must have only wanted to battle-bot
402
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,499
because he was so hormonal
from his pregnancy.
403
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,376
Well, we've learned a valuable lesson.
404
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,170
Never trust a doctor who shares an office
405
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,671
with Hometown Buffet.
406
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,219
I'm sorry, Tomblr.
407
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,096
I don't think I'm ever
getting off this planet,
408
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,182
much less infiltrating
the Silvercops again.
409
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,728
Charger!
410
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,730
Every Silvergrunt suit
has a recording device.
411
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,899
We heard everything you said
412
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,026
about taking down the Silvercops.
413
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,987
The balls on this guy.
Thinks he's a one-man army.
414
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,947
You Silvercops can go fuck yourselves
415
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,824
in your stinking Silver asses!
416
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,661
He thinks we're Silvercops.
417
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,746
You're not?
418
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,458
Goldcops.
419
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,252
That's right. We were created
to keep the Silvercops in line.
420
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,420
Your friend was spot on.
421
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,755
They're rotten to the core.
422
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,841
The entire Silver organization
has to go down.
423
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,384
And you want my help?
424
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,636
What do you say?
425
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,679
Do you have what it takes to be...
426
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,640
a Goldcop?