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[♪ dramatic theme playing]
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♪♪
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Five, six.
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- [Terry] Six, seven...
- Seven,
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- [trainer] eight.
- ...eight. [sighs]
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Terry, I'm finally ready.
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Damn it, Korvo,
you interrupted my last set
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of [burps] burpees.
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God, you're sexy.
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Now get in the car,
we're going to House Depot.
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Ew, gross, what's
at House Depot?
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Everything we need to build
a brick pizza oven in the backyard.
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Finally, we can make-a da pizza!
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A make-a da pizza!
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I submitted my designs
to myself last night,
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and as of this morning,
I gave myself the green light.
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Alright, you almost never
get ideas past yourself.
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Yes, I'm a hard-to-please
little slut.
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Now, to buy the material
so we can begin construction.
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Replicants, family
hardware trip!
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Ooh, on the way, can we stop
at Puddin' on the Ritz?
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It's hands down the second-best
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room-temp pudding pop
pop-up shop in the region.
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No, that's disgusting,
I swear to God.
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Get your asses down here,
it's House Depot time!
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We're coming!
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Does it look like there's
fewer little peeps in the wall?
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You don't think a bunch
of them got out, do you?
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- [finger tapping]
- No way.
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They're probably just
hiding under
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ornamental rocks like lizards.
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[Korvo] Stop ignoring me!
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I said we're coming, goddammit!
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[♪ dramatic music]
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KORVO: Planet Shlorp was
a perfect utopia,
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa
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and escaped into the... space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.
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{\an8}That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.
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{\an8}I'm the one holding the Pupa.
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{\an8}My name is Korvo.
This is my show.
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{\an8}Bollocks, I just dropped
the Pupa.
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{\an8}Ugh. This is ridiculous.
I hate Earth.
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{\an8}It's a horrible home.
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{\an8}People are stupid
and confusing.
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{\an8}You can't feed your gremlins
after midnight here.
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{\an8}On Shlorp, our gremlins had
a vibrant late-night scene
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{\an8}that included dancing,
food, and getting wet!
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[♪ dramatic music]
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[Korvo] Nope, that's
my spot, get away!
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[tires screeching,
cars crashing]
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- [Yumyulack] Whoa.
- [Jesse] Geez.
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{\an8}Aw, smell that? Sawdust.
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{\an8}Look at all these doers
getting more done.
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{\an8}What the hell? This isn't a store,
it's a warehouse!
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{\an8}You wanna be coddled by shelves?
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{\an8}Go to Ace. The Depot's
for builders.
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{\an8}[gasps] They have Banana Fanta!
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{\an8}It's the last Fanta flavor
I haven't tried.
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{\an8}Check out those roomy
washing machines.
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{\an8}Wonder if they'd let
me nap in one.
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{\an8}Oh, the hoses are on sale.
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{\an8}- Look, they have green ones!
- Can we go?
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{\an8}You know boring-ass bullshit
makes my skin crawl.
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There he is. Theo.
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- [♪ enchanting music]
- [Terry] Who's Theo?
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He's the DIY guy I've been
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{\an8}talking to about
Project Pizza Oven.
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{\an8}He's so knowledgeable
and patient with me,
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{\an8}even though I ask too
many questions.
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{\an8}Are you crushing on a guy
wearing a high-vis vest?
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- Is that what's happening here?
- No, I respect Theo.
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{\an8}I fear him, I want to hear him say
he's proud of me,
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{\an8}and in my wildest fantasy,
we discuss lumber prices.
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{\an8}Aw, I'm glad you found someone
who's gonna talk hardware with you,
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{\an8}'cause I am never gonna do that.
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{\an8}Thank God our marriage allows
for platonic friendships.
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{\an8}[moaning, kisses smacking]
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{\an8}- [hand smacking butt]
- Ooh.
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{\an8}Mr. Korvo, how's that
pizza oven coming?
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{\an8}Just choosing bricks
for the foundation, Theo.
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{\an8}Could you run me through
the options again?
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{\an8}Well, there are fire bricks,
burnt clay bricks,
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{\an8}sun-dried clay bricks.
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{\an8}Ugh, so boring.
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{\an8}This is worse than that time
I tried to read a book.
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{\an8}Escort me to the brick
aisle, Theo.
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{\an8}I wanna feel burnt
clay in my hands.
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{\an8}Spoken like a true craftsman.
Follow me.
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{\an8}- Lead the way, Daddy.
- [Terry gasps]
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{\an8}Ha, did you just call
the House Depot guy "Daddy"?
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{\an8}You know what?
I just remembered,
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{\an8}I have another customer
who needs my help building a-a door.
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Theo, come on, that was just
a slip of the tongue.
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We can bounce back
from this, right?
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Sorry, but I can only
deal with people
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who are serious about hardware.
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I am serious.
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I want to handcraft a pizza oven
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we only use a couple of times.
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Uh, YouTube has some
helpful tutorials.
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Congratulations, Korvo,
you somehow made House Depot fun
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for three seconds.
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What the hell is wrong with me?
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Why did I call Theo "Daddy"?
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That's not a me thing,
that's a you thing.
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It was a classic Korvo meltdown.
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You guys should've seen it.
Total season one shit.
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I was too busy not getting
Banana Fanta
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because a contractor
bought the last bottles
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for his HVAC guys.
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I thought they were supposed
to drink beer.
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And I was having
the nap of my life
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in a two-and-a-half-cubic-foot
front loader
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until a 40-something
childless couple
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opened the door
and tumbled me out.
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Well, I hope everyone
got their fill
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of boring-ass House Depot,
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because it's scorched earth now.
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Theo has been on this
pizza oven journey
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with me from conception.
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I can't lose him now.
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Oh, Korvo, baby, he gone.
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I can fix this. I just
need another run
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at that interaction,
and luckily--
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Please don't say there's
a sci-fi way to do it.
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Oh, shut up, you big silly,
you love it when I go sci-fi.
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Behold the Live Die
Repeat Device.
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Oh, shit, are we gonna
get sued again?
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I didn't know the Carlton dance
was copyrighted
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when I did it outside the window
of The Today Show.
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[AISHA]
This device was only inspired
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by the film Live Die Repeat,
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which was initially known as
Edge of Tomorrow,
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even though that
title sucks ass.
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It was legit my favorite movie
from 10 summers ago.
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- How does it work?
- [AISHA] When it's your turn,
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you press your wedge and die.
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Then the chronotones
are activated
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and you repeat the day
you just lived.
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Dammit, AISHA,
that's so complicated.
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I told you to make it
like in the movie.
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[AISHA] And I told you,
WB's litigious as hell,
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hence the inspired by.
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- We doing this or not?
- I'm sorry,
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- did you just say we die?
- Activate!
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[button beeps]
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[Korvo grunting]
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Yeesh, that's pretty grim.
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Isn't he supposed to
come back to life?
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[AISHA] It only works when
you all do it.
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- [button beeps]
- [Jesse grunting]
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- [button beeps]
- [Yumyulack grunting]
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Ugh, I freaking hate
House Depot!
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[Terry grunts]
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[air whooshing]
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[Korvo]
I'm taking the spot again.
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I know it causes an accident,
but I don't care.
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Ugh, it's worse than I remember.
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There's that couple. I'm gonna chase them
away with this broom
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so they don't interrupt
my nap later.
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Come to mama, 'nana Fanta.
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Hey, there's nothing
to be nervous about.
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You're a hyper-intelligent
alien being,
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and he's a guy who upsells
toilet seats.
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You're right, I got this.
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Mr. Korvo, how's that
pizza oven coming?
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Going good, Daddy-- Fuck!
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I don't why I keep calling
Theo "Daddy."
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But we're not gonna get
to the bottom of that today.
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I just have to keep live, die,
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repeating until I get
this brick interaction right.
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I'm gonna sit this one out.
I've got a citronella headache.
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[AISHA] If Terry doesn't do it,
none of y'all can.
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The chronotones only work
if you all do it.
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- Why?
- [AISHA] You know I'm too busy
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to keep track of multiple
time streams.
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You're lucky I let you
do it at all, bitch.
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Family vote, who wants
to go back to House Depot?
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Ugh, fine.
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Thank you, Terry, for always respecting
the outcome of votes.
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It's one of my two core values.
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Respect the vote and never use
the laughing/crying emoji.
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- [button beeps]
- [Yumyulack grunts]
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- [button beeps]
- [Korvo grunts]
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- [button beeps]
- [Jesse grunts]
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Why don't we have
any kids' chewable aspirin?
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You know I don't
like to swallow.
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[AISHA] Your turn to die, Terry.
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Get your ass in the seat.
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Okay, I better hurry up
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so I can go back to House Depot.
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- Hold up, hold up.
- [AISHA] Terry...
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- Does it hurt?
- [AISHA] No.
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They're frozen in a state
of chronological limbo
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- until you die.
- Well, limbo's comfy, right?
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People hang out there
forever sometimes.
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[AISHA]
Their chronotones are frozen.
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They aren't aware of anything.
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Great, I'm just gonna
take a quick 10,
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and then I'll die
and repeat, BRB.
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[AISHA] Terry, get your ass
back in that sci-fi SIMON
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and kill yourself!
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Terry!
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[Terry snoring]
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[alarm beeps]
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Damn, that went fast.
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Ugh, gotta get back
to the thing.
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[sniffs] Ooh, bit ripe,
better shower up first.
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[can clanking]
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[♪ dramatic music]
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[slurps]
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[♪ spaghetti western music]
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♪♪
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[lock clicks]
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Morning, who are
the early birds?
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Oh, just some fellas
passing through
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on their way to Basketballburgh.
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Do you remember
when Yumyulack first left
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that basketball out here?
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What did I say?
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Somebody's gonna hollow
that thing out
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and start living in it.
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You were right, Uncle.
You always are.
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You're buttering me up.
What do you want, Sofia?
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Well, all my friends
are heading out
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to see the Pepsi can,
and I was hoping--
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Not today, I need you here
minding The Birdhouse
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while I conduct some business.
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But you never let
me go anywhere.
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And the soda's fresh now.
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If I wait, it'll lose its fizz.
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Sofia, that can is deeper
into the yard.
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It isn't like over here
by the house and the downspout.
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00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,294
It's too dangerous!
239
00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:24,837
I have to keep you safe, dammit.
240
00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,923
I'm the reason you're
small to begin with.
241
00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,342
Uncle Oscar, you can't
blame yourself.
242
00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:30,801
If I hadn't shushed Yumyulack
243
00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,386
when he made a phone
call during Luca,
244
00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,972
you'd be in your sophomore year
at Brown right now.
245
00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,266
You know what?
246
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,392
Maybe Terry will toss
another Pepsi
247
00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,727
a little closer to town.
248
00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:41,521
I'm sure he will, sweetie.
249
00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,526
Oh, man, great post-shower
miniseries.
250
00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,027
You think those brothers
aren't gonna band,
251
00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,654
but then... [chuckles]
252
00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:50,947
Wonder what that war was about?
253
00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,823
- Schwimmer!
- [JK Sevens beeping]
254
00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:56,410
Ah, well, I'm rested,
relaxed, and out of excuses.
255
00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,538
Time to just suck it up and get back
to House Depot...
256
00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,665
- right after a snack.
- Terry.
257
00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,208
Korvo wouldn't let me
have pudding earlier.
258
00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,709
It makes total sense
for me to get some now
259
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,169
while he's in limbzees.
260
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,129
{\an8}I got one marshmallow pudding
261
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,422
{\an8}with cool ranch sprinkles
262
00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,966
{\an8}and a side of extra thick pudding
skin for--
263
00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,050
{\an8}- [Terry] That'd be me.
- [man] That'd be me.
264
00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,927
{\an8}Ugh, it's for Jerry.
265
00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,804
{\an8}Please, let me finish
saying the names.
266
00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,931
{\an8}This one's for Terry.
267
00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:19,767
I've never met someone
with my exact same pudding order.
268
00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,310
You've got great taste.
269
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,687
Well, it doesn't hurt
that it tastes great.
270
00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,063
[Jerry and Terry laughing]
271
00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,691
BT dubs, love your shirt.
Is it ironic?
272
00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,693
This? No, it's sincere.
273
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,236
I've been working on something
in the same area,
274
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,445
but this is better.
275
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:34,323
Well, I adore
your Helvetica in Courier shirt.
276
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,618
It's amazing what you can do
with a public domain font.
277
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:40,496
Good eye. Hey, am I crazy
or do we have a rapport?
278
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,331
You know what? I think we do.
279
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,251
Wanna join me? My booth has
a great view of the highway.
280
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,961
Alright, cars and trucks!
281
00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,591
[feet scurrying]
282
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:55,970
♪♪
283
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,226
Whoa, Hedgey.
284
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,020
Easy, boy, easy.
285
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,232
Hey, hey, aren't you Gavin?
286
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,984
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
287
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:13,195
You are. [laughs]
I'd know that hedgehog anywhere.
288
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,530
Sorry, you got me confused
289
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,282
for some other ruggedly handsome
hedgehog man.
290
00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,576
Nah, nah, nah, I don't think so.
291
00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,703
Dude, shut up, I'm trying
to keep a low profile!
292
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,288
Didn't you see me
pull my hat down?
293
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,248
Sorry, I'm just a fan.
294
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,375
I heard you did
the Sandbox Run in under a day.
295
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,127
Oh, shit, am I known
around here?
296
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,420
Nah, nah, you're good.
297
00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:30,630
Most Gutterville folks
haven't even
298
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,089
been past Pupa's playhouse.
299
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,466
Good, good.
300
00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,843
You know anywhere I can post
my hog for the night?
301
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,221
Right here, free of charge.
302
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,348
Thanks, kid.
303
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,224
Where do I get a drink?
304
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,310
[people chattering]
305
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:47,063
[♪ Western piano music]
306
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,606
Hey, what can I get you?
307
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,608
Tall glass of whatever's
cheapest.
308
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,692
You take yard bucks?
309
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,027
I'll give you the combination.
310
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,737
Inside is a cart full of food.
311
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,906
- Where do you need it to go?
- The northwest corner
312
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,574
at this exact location.
313
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,868
Ah, shit, Oscar, it's too far.
314
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,412
I can't be taking risks like that anymore.
Got a girlfriend now.
315
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,748
A real-life girlfriend,
not that acorn I drew boobs on.
316
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,042
But you're the only one
I can trust to get it there.
317
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,835
If not, people will starve.
318
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,671
Look, the yard's tough
for everybody now.
319
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,006
- I'll pay you 10,000 yard bucks.
- [splutters]
320
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,341
It's not about the money.
321
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,134
You know I would do
anything for the cause,
322
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,427
but not this time.
323
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,932
Oh, oh, if you're looking to get a cart
across the yard, I'm your guy.
324
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,308
Mister, you can get
in big trouble
325
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,893
listening to other
people's business.
326
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,061
You'll be glad I did.
327
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,813
I got a hedgehog
can pull your cart
328
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,231
faster than anybody.
329
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,440
We've been to all
the territories
330
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,566
and a few others.
331
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,360
Save it, I know your type.
332
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:37,113
I don't do business
with people I don't trust.
333
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,949
[Jerry and Terry laughing]
334
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,867
Ah, this is exactly
what I needed.
335
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,369
Well, my pudding is done.
336
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:46,038
I must return to my
alien spaceship and kill myself.
337
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,373
Or you could come to my place
338
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,874
and play a board
game I invented.
339
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,001
It's like Cranium
meets Trivial Pursuit
340
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,795
with the
internet-lol-bacon-humor
341
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,213
of Cards Against Humanity
342
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:57,591
and a splash of TikTok's
physical challenges.
343
00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,136
You had me at a splash
of TikTok's physical challenges,
344
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,345
which was at the end
of your pitch,
345
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,805
but that did lock me in.
346
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,640
Ooh, but I can only play
for a little bit though,
347
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,725
my family's dead.
348
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:12,022
Terry, you just completed
a record-breaking 200 levels.
349
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,942
But this final roll determines
everything.
350
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,819
- [Terry blowing]
- [dice clicking]
351
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:21,907
Your trivia category choices
are pop culture listicles,
352
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,618
discontinued snack foods,
or dog sounds.
353
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,246
Hey, no shame in going for
the easiest one, gimme the listicles.
354
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:29,165
What are the top 10 deaths
355
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,041
in the Final Destination
franchise
356
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,085
that make you say, "Da fuq?"
357
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,712
Fifteen seconds, go!
358
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,422
Cut in half by a cherry picker,
359
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,466
cut in half by barbed wire,
cooked in a tanning bed,
360
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,134
crushed by a pane of glass,
crushed by weights,
361
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,511
impaled by a ladder, guts sucked out by a
swimming pool drain,
362
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,764
beheaded by shrapnel,
ironically hit by an ambulance
363
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,223
- and the log truck.
- [Jerry] Whoa!
364
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,350
You just unlocked
the throne room!
365
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,478
No one's ever gotten this far!
366
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,063
[♪ upbeat music]
367
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,899
Your whole house is the game?
368
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,609
Jerry, you are the king!
369
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,322
- Ugh, stinky.
- [JK Sevens beeping]
370
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,241
[spray hissing]
371
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,534
[sniffs]
372
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:12,249
♪♪
373
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,043
- [gasps]
- Whoa!
374
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,546
- I've never seen it so clean.
- I worked all night.
375
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,924
Even fixed the bar top you built
from an old Wahoo's coaster.
376
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,134
Look, Uncle, the wobble's gone.
377
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,636
I wanted to show you
that I'm a man
378
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,179
you can trust
to get things done.
379
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,181
So to get me to trust you,
380
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,642
you broke into my bar
and touched all my stuff?
381
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,520
Well, I, uh, I can see now
how that was misguided.
382
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,104
But, unless I'm mistaken,
383
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,732
you still haven't found anyone
to pull your cart.
384
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,192
Why do you want this job so bad?
385
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:41,320
I wanna help your cause,
hungry people, right?
386
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,696
I love to help the starving.
387
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,198
Nope, you're nothing
but a bullshitter.
388
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,324
You aren't welcome here.
389
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,368
Get out and don't come back!
390
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,746
- That was harsh.
- I know people, Sofia.
391
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,748
You can never trust
a man like that.
392
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,917
[Terry]
Hello, Marcia Gay Harden?
393
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,085
You don't know me,
but I'm playing an
394
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,795
incredibly detailed
homebrew board game,
395
00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:00,005
and I need you to agree
to be my dream date to win.
396
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,299
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
397
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,385
Okay, thanks.
She said she'd take out a
398
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,678
restraining order
if we called again.
399
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:06,971
[alarms blaring]
400
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,889
- Wait, did I win?
- Yes.
401
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,225
It's 50 points if Marcia
picks up at all.
402
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,269
Oh, yay, hey,
good game to everyone.
403
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,603
No, it wasn't for me!
404
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,272
We need a rematch. Now!
405
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,190
Oof, would love to, but I can't.
406
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,441
My husband and
replicants are stuck
407
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,026
in a Live Die Repeat machine.
408
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,945
I gotta hit a button that'll send us back
to House Deeps.
409
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,948
So when you repeat today,
it'll be like we never met,
410
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,158
and all my game levels
we play tested
411
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,577
will be unfinished again?
412
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,078
Weird part of my story
to focus on.
413
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,997
- But yeah, I guess.
- Unacceptable!
414
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,749
You're staying here and playing
my game until it's perfect!
415
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,043
Take your games and shove them
up your Milton Bradley!
416
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,421
Only way I'm staying here
is if you chain me to the wall.
417
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,589
- [chain clinks]
- Ah!
418
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,007
Dammit, I forgot I got chained
419
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,800
when I missed three
2 Chainz questions.
420
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,635
Unlock me, I gotta kill myself.
421
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,221
Your roll!
422
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,890
[♪ dramatic music]
423
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,896
I need four gutter beers,
one Yardarita, five mudslides--
424
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,899
[slurring] Gimme a shot of that
barrel-aged paint thinner.
425
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,483
Needs another month
for the turpentine
426
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,735
to absorb the flavor
of the plastic.
427
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,819
- Gimme!
- [Oscar grunts]
428
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,154
[drunk yells]
429
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,531
Not in here, buddy.
You take it outside.
430
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,117
- Hey, that hurts.
- [chuckles]
431
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,702
Maybe you're wrong about him.
432
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,496
Ah! [screams]
433
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,248
I know you said stay away,
434
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,083
but looked like you could
use some help.
435
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,127
- Hope that's okay.
- Thanks.
436
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,754
[man] Hey, shitbird!
437
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,465
McManus, how'd you find me?
438
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,593
Oh, hey, what's up man?
These guys paid me.
439
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,054
Also, you were kind of a dick,
so treat your fans better.
440
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,347
Dude, what the hell?
441
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,307
We need to talk.
442
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,975
What are you doing here,
McManus?
443
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,478
You owe me 10,000 yard bucks.
444
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,396
- Where is it?
- Talk to your boss.
445
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,190
I got another day to pay.
446
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,608
Oh, that's right, you do.
447
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,736
I'm just here to remind you
what happens if you don't.
448
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,947
[Gavin grunting]
449
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,658
- [kicks thudding]
- [Gavin grunting]
450
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,163
What was the sitcom
starring Candice Bergen that--
451
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,665
- I don't know, Quantico?
- Wrong!
452
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,376
You've given that same answer
the last 10 times.
453
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,920
Oh, no, shit, I lose.
454
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,297
Dammit, I'm so pissed
about losing.
455
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,757
- Can I go home now?
- No.
456
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,592
You still need to fall
down another chute
457
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,260
into a massage chair I rigged
458
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,681
to shock you if you get a question wrong
about Taylor Swift.
459
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,641
Oh God, I would do anything
to be back
460
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,309
with my family at House
Depot right now
461
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,936
instead of answering
TayTay triv.
462
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,688
I want this to be fun again.
463
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,940
Would it help if I got
us some pudding?
464
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,901
I don't know, maybe.
If it was room temp.
465
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,779
Ooh, I'll run to the store,
and then down the chute you go!
466
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,323
- [door closes]
- Okay, I bought some time to escape.
467
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,700
And if I can't do that,
at least there'll be pudding.
468
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,243
Either way, I'm talking
to myself.
469
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,203
[gasps] I bet I can use
that dream date phone
470
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,663
to call non-dreamy dates.
471
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,542
♪♪
472
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,545
Can't call the cops or
they'll arrest me.
473
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,755
I've got a warrant for selling
pornographic Hearthstone cards.
474
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,966
Ugh, damn this grade-70
cable chain!
475
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,468
Ugh, why do I know
that boring information?
476
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,012
Oh, my God, it's hardware.
477
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,930
Chains is just hardware.
478
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,307
- [phone beeping]
- [phone ringing]
479
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,185
- This is Theo.
- [Terry] Theo, this is Terry.
480
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,187
I'm the alien friend of that
other weird alien, Korvo,
481
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,314
who called you Daddy this morning.
That was today, right?
482
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,816
Yeah, man, that was weird.
483
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,776
I know you only help people
who take home repairs seriously,
484
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,111
which I do not,
485
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,612
but you're a man with
core values,
486
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,072
so I'm begging you to
make an exception.
487
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,699
Is this a hardware emergency?
488
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,534
[Terry] Oh, that sounds
so stupid, but yes, it is.
489
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,619
If someone who hates hardware
is calling me up
490
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,663
asking for help,
it must be dire.
491
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,124
I cannot turn my back
on a home repair in need.
492
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,459
Tell me what you're seeing.
493
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,419
I-I'm cable chained to a wall.
There are screws.
494
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,254
Otherwise, it's a standard
board game trap house.
495
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,839
[Theo] Do you have any tools?
496
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,133
Let's see, the Monopoly thimble,
a pudding spoon,
497
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,761
half a deck of Uno cards,
and 400 Warhammer figurines.
498
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,012
[Theo] We can work with that.
499
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,430
Alright, I'll talk you
through this
500
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,224
step-by-step,
but do exactly as I say.
501
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,060
Thank you.
Oh, you're a good man, Theo.
502
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,269
How can I ever repay you?
503
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,021
Sign up for the House
Depot credit card.
504
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,981
[Terry] That's it? Oh, bro.
If I get outta here,
505
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,733
I will absolutely do that.
506
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,611
Yes! Let's get you unchained.
507
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,948
Thanks, I guess now you know
the truth about me.
508
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,158
And what's that?
509
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,993
That I don't give
a shit about your cause.
510
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,870
I'm just some idiot
who made bad bets
511
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,081
and I need yard bucks
to save my ass.
512
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,792
10,000 yard bucks to be exact.
513
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,001
You still want the job?
514
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,419
Yeah, wait, really?
515
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,587
- You trust me now?
- No.
516
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,214
But you're finally being
honest with me.
517
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,673
And if I can't get a hero,
518
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,425
then I need someone
who's motivated.
519
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,843
Thank you, I promise
520
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,595
I'll get your cart
across the yard.
521
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,763
Oh, I know you will
522
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,723
or the McManus guy
is gonna kill you.
523
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,517
Here, that's 3,000.
524
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,810
You'll get the rest
when you deliver
525
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,478
to the spot marked on this map.
526
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,605
I suggest you leave at dawn.
527
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:30,400
Terry, come out to play!
528
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,528
- What the hell?
- Oh, God!
529
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,279
[♪ dramatic music]
530
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,866
[Jerry and Terry grunting]
531
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:44,998
[punch thuds]
532
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,208
[Jerry grunts]
533
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,836
[glass shatters]
534
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,339
Mouse trap, bitch!
535
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:55,175
[sobbing] No, please stay.
536
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,261
Why go to House Depot?
537
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,387
You hate it there.
538
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,513
Because when you're married,
539
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,098
sometimes you gotta do
the most boring,
540
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,559
terrible things to support the
dead alien you love.
541
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,102
It's part of the vow, bro.
542
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,104
Your husband sounds
like an asshole.
543
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:08,689
You should be married to me.
544
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,232
Who was the Taylor Swift song
545
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,234
We Are Never Ever
Getting Back Together about?
546
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,569
John Mayer?
547
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,653
Oh, my dear boy.
548
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,363
- Gyllenhaal.
- [buzzer sounds]
549
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:19,032
- [electricity zapping]
- [Jerry screaming]
550
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,285
[AISHA]
Boy, where the hell you been?
551
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,328
A guy I met at a pudding shop
trapped me in his board game.
552
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,664
- [AISHA] Again?
- I know, it's my Achilles heel.
553
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,166
I love a good, old puddin' trap.
554
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,418
- [button beeps]
- [Terry grunts]
555
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,505
House Depot, I'm so
happy to see you!
556
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,884
The feels, the smells,
the boring bolts, ah!
557
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,844
This is a huge attitude flip
for you, Terry.
558
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,262
Did you do a whole story
559
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,139
while the rest of us were
in chronological limbo?
560
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,224
No, nope, no,
I-I pushed the button
561
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,601
and died right when you did.
562
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,312
Why do I get so nervous
around Theo?
563
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,438
I never know what to say.
564
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,773
I know exactly what to say.
565
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:52,983
[Terry whispering]
566
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,485
Mr. Korvo, how's that
pizza oven coming?
567
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,696
- Hey, Daddy.
- What did you just call me?
568
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,656
I said, hey, Daddy...
569
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,160
can I sign up for
the House Depot credit card?
570
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,412
Of course!
When you're an HD card holder,
571
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,372
you can call me anything
you want.
572
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,707
So tell me, Daddy,
573
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,751
what kind of bricks should I buy
with my new credit card?
574
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,753
[Theo] I would go first-class
burnt clay.
575
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,338
[Korvo] Huh, you don't think
that's overkill?
576
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,464
[doorbell rings]
577
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,716
You don't know me, Jerry,
578
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,092
but I know that your whole house
579
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,802
is one kick-ass board game.
580
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,763
So every time my partner's
at House Depot,
581
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,890
I'm gonna bring pudding over
and we'll play.
582
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,934
I'll even let you win
so you don't kidnap me.
583
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,394
- How's that sound?
- You look so familiar,
584
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,729
like from a dream.
585
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,273
Nah, I was on season 16
of Bad Girls Club.
586
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,399
Now eat your pudding.
587
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,653
You know, I was thinking,
for better flow,
588
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,905
we could add a two-top table
over in the corner.
589
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,992
[♪ suspenseful music]
590
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,495
Oh, shit, Sofia. Hide. Now.
591
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,871
Find a place to hide.
592
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:48,956
Don't come out till morning
593
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,332
no matter what you hear.
594
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,792
- Promise me.
- I'm scared.
595
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,126
I love you.
596
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,878
[♪ suspenseful music continues]
597
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,716
We're closed.
598
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,301
Where is it?
599
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,095
I'm not scared of you.
600
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,222
- Then you're of no use to me.
- No, no, no, wait!
601
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,848
- [blood splattering]
- [gasps]
602
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,726
[♪ dramatic music]
603
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,646
- It's gotta be in here somewhere.
- [objects clattering]
604
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,398
Where is it?
605
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,317
[♪ dramatic music]
606
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:22,114
[furniture crashing]
607
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,367
[♪ dramatic music continues]
608
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,580
Goddammit. Hyah!
609
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,626
[♪ dramatic music continues]
610
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:44,720
Alright, Hedgey.
611
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,305
One last job,
and then life will get
612
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,723
a whole lot simpler.
613
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,642
[dramatic music continues]
614
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,728
♪♪
615
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:02,779
[♪ dramatic theme playing]
616
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,654
[mimicking laser fire]