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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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♪

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KORVO:
The ship is totally repaired!

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We can finally leave this shithole planet

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and find a good one
that Pupa can terraform.

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Then we can grow more Shlorpians

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from the seeds we have stored
in the cryopods.

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So long, Earth suckers.
Enjoy the melting ice caps.

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I hope the combustion engine was worth it.

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‐ Goodbye, oxygen‐rich atmosphere.
Goodbye, puppies.

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Goodbye, Maroon 5!

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‐ I'm glad we're finally going to a planet
that doesn't have stupid rules,

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like saying "excuse me" after you fart.

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You're supposed to say it before you fart.

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‐ This fucking sucks!

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If I was team leader, we'd be getting
butter‐drunk at Harry P‐Land

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and loading up on wands.

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‐ Well, tough titties, you're not.
Everyone, strap in.

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I'm going to activate the launch.

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Jesse! What‐‐ what the hell is that?

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‐ M&Ms with the olives inside.

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They're oily and sour.
‐ Give me that!

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Every ounce of weight matters!

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Something this small
could set us off course

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and straight into the sun.
[beeps]

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[sighs]
We're back to equilibrium.

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Launching now.

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[boosters whooshing]

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It's working! Wait.

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MICHAEL: [on phone]
Geek Squad, Michael speaking.

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‐ This is Korvo the alien.
I'm calling to say fuck you, Michael.

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You've been working on my Lenovo
for too many weeks now,

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and you can just shove it
up your ass, Michael.

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MICHAEL: The Judge said you're weren't
supposed to call here anymore.

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‐ Fuck you and fuck your whole squad,

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and I fucked your mom.

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MICHAEL: Whoa! Hey‐‐
[beep]

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[whooshing]

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[beeping]

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♪

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[beeping]
‐ No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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[all screaming]

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[man screaming]

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No, the balance was off.

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Did someone accidentally have
a penny in their pocket

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or a contact lens or a feather?

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‐ I might have hidden
some stuff on the ship.

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‐ Did it weigh more than a gram?

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[clattering]

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What the hell?
Bags of sand, bowling balls,

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Congo pinball machine, a lifetime supply
of Silly Putty eggs?

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You needed to bring the entire series run
of Cops on DVD and VHS!

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‐ I didn't know what kind of player
the hotel would have.

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‐ There is no hotel! Terry, you idiot!
It's‐‐ it's a empty planet.

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This puts us right back
to where we were a year ago.

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‐ Oh my God, make a bigger deal
about it, ya poopy!

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‐ Yay! We're still trapped on Earth!

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‐ Excuse me.
[farts]

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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

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Until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa

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and escaped into, uh, the space,

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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.

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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.

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This is‐‐ this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

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[stammers]
This is ridiculous.

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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.

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People are stupid.
They're always thirsty.

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But they don't drink their own piss,
I don't get it.

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[stammers]
Just drink your own piss.

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♪

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‐ Oh yeah, they're making
Succession cereal with all the shapes:

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Romans, Logans, and Purple Shivs!

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‐ The autopilot's completely destroyed.

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We're going to have
to re‐pilot the whole thing.

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What is the distress detector doing
in the freezer?

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‐ Oh, it wouldn't stop beeping.
It was driving me nuts.

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‐ It only beeps when it receives
a Shlorpian distress call!

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That means there's aliens
from the home world

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somewhere in this quadrant!

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How long has this been beeping?

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‐ A year? Or a year and a half, maybe?

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‐ Damn it, Terry! All right,
come on, we have to help them!

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They're probably on an M‐class planet
somewhere in the Gamma sector.

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What the hell, they're on Earth!

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‐ Looks like the Solar Opposites
are going to London!

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‐ I can't believe we get to use
the hover platform.

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I thought that was a one‐time thing.

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‐ The Solar Opposites
are hovering to London!

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‐ Would you stop saying that.
W‐what does that even mean?

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‐ Well, I just think we should be called
"The Solar Opposites."

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‐ No, that's stupid.

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Wait, where's Yumyulack and the Pupa?

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Damn it! How are we still so bad at this?

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Watching the Pupa is
your whole job, Terry.

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‐ Don't worry, I'm sure
Yumyulack's keeping him real safe.

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What could go wrong?

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‐ I guess as long as he doesn't let
the Pupa watch Robocop again,

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it'll‐‐ it'll be fine.

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‐ Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

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MAN ON TV:
Suck my shitty tits, Robocop!

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[gunshots]
[Pupa gasps]

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[man screaming]

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[bell rings]

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‐ Jaeden, Aaden, Braden.
Still as cool as last year, I see.

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‐ We are, but our internal politics
have shifted.

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This year, Jaeden is our leader.
I was demoted.

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‐ You know, my adults are out of town.

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If you guys want to hang at my place,
we could drink too much

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and maybe hurt our chances
of living past 65.

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‐ A witch said I'm gonna die at 25 anyway,
so I guess I'm down.

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‐ Silence. Your alpha speaks.

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Yumyulack, it'd be cool to throw
a sleepover party.

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I decree that all cool kids will attend.

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‐ But I thought you hated me?

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‐ Dunking on you was a policy
of the Aaden era.

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Since then, we all went
to Christian summer camp

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and realized it's cool to be inclusive.

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It was Christian Slater's volleyball camp.

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This'll be the coolest party of the year!

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[all talking gibberish]

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♪

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‐ The Solar Opposites
have made it to London!

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All right, shut up, follow me.

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‐ Oh, so now he's calling us
"the Solar Opposites"?

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‐ Oh, I cannot wait to meet
these new aliens.

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Do you think they've been
studying hydron levels

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or stratospheric particulates?

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‐ Wow, both sound so cool, it's hard
to pick. Hopefully both?

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‐ Oh my god, that would be amazing.

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[device beeping]

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[pigeons cooing]

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[beeping quickens]
Hmm. That's odd.

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Apparently, they live in the sewer
for some reason.

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[beeping quickens]

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[beeping quickens]

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[gasps]
Oh!

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Damn, look at that ship. It's... nice.

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Hello? Is anyone here in distress?

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‐ What are you doing? Get in here!

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‐ Uh, we were following a distress call?

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Doesn't seem like
you're in that much distress.

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‐ I am Kabronius,
team leader of this ship.

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‐ This is Zelvod, my co‐team leader,

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and our replicants Tivo and Damasculon.

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‐ Are you crazy? Where are your masks?

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‐ I didn't know we needed masks.
I've been breathing air for over a year!

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[inhales, coughs]
KABRONIUS: No,

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the face masks are so
you can hide from the Terrans!

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‐ We use these to walk amongst the Terrans

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so they don't capture and dissect us.

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‐ Where we live in America,
we don't wear masks.

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We're noticeable almost all of the time.

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‐ Yeah, our ship sticks out
of the top of our house,

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and one time we covered
the whole town in ice lava.

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So, they know us.

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‐ B‐b‐but, you know, we also spend
a lot of time hiding from Terrans

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as well.
‐ No, we don't.

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‐ Aren't you scared that
the government will kidnap you?

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‐ Yes, all the time, we have
to be very careful around Terrans.

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They're the aliens, a‐a‐am I right?

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‐ I never thought of it like that.
They really are.

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‐ Oh, oh, can we show them
the neutron array?

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Please?
‐ Okay, okay.

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It is very nice. We have
a very nice neutron array.

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‐ Who calls it "terra"?

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‐ Yeah, these dorks are real Korvos.

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[both snicker]

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‐ And of course, the end
of any good ship tour,

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the havacord meniscus.

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‐ Is this dual sided?

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‐ It is! This guy knows his stuff.

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‐ Ugh, I wish I had a dual meniscus,

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ours only emits from the left.

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‐ Ah, so great. Hey, guys.

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Do you wanna go eat tikka masala
and see some castles?

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Maybe, uh, Ramsay some Gordons?

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‐ Ooh yes! Let's go meet Pippa.
Nobody gets her.

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‐ Oh, no, no, no. We survive
by creeping out at night

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to find food in dumpsters.

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If we get spotted, we erase people's minds
with a memory zapper.

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‐ Eventually, we might infiltrate
the government

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and try brainwashing some people.

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‐ Wow, then you could go work
in the government.

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‐ This ship is so much nicer than ours,

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not to mention our house is cluttered
with toys and magazines.

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‐ Oh, we only allow Shlorpian items
to stay on the ship,

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it reminds us of home.

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‐ You hear that, Terry?
‐ "You hear that Terry?" Shut up, bitch.

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‐ We were about to start
our hourly prayers. Care to join?

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‐ Eh, we only pray on Easter

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or when we think we're about to die.

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And even then, we don't really mean it.

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‐ I call dibs on the first
three hundred psalms!

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‐ No fair!

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‐ It is so good to know that
we aren't alone in this dangerous world.

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Look, if you ever need
a Shlorpian place to stay,

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our hatch is open.

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We have tons of room
and all the eel trash you can eat.

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‐ Thank you. And may I just say‐‐

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[horn honking]
‐ Ugh, can we please go already?

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‐ Sorry. I just wanted
to thank you for being‐‐

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[horn honking]
‐ Korvo, I'm bored!

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‐ Bye! Have fun!

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‐ Looks like the Solar Opposites
are going to America!

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Next time we're flying!
‐ No! I like the platform!

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Ahh!

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‐ Can you believe those weirdo
British aliens pray every hour?

211
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Next time, let's just ignore
the distress signal.

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Bunch of Jar Jar dinks.
Meesa gonna hide from Terrans!

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‐ Those Shlorpians were exactly
the way we are supposed to be.

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‐ Sneaking out at night
to dumpster dive for trash food?

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Meesa gonna eat trash!

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‐ They're basic.
We're extra, they're basic.

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‐ They were not!

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‐ I'm honestly surprised
they didn't have a flying saucer.

219
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They were like a bunch of ALFs:
Alone Loser Fucks.

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‐ They honor the proud traditions
of the home world

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and from now on, so do we.

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We're all meditating around
the obsidian candle tonight

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as a family.

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‐ Yeah, right, pass.
‐ Hard pass.

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‐ This is important! It's who we are!
It's our heritage.

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‐ You've gone just as native as we have.

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‐ Yeah, you like Pizza Hut stuffed crust
as much as we do.

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You even bought a gym membership
and you never went.

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‐ You're sort of like
a fake alien, you know.

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‐ You two are fake aliens!

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[sobbing]

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‐ Ugh, what are you doing?

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‐ I'm moving to ye olde London town

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to live with the aliens
that appreciate me!

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‐ That guy really turns
on a dime, doesn't he?

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‐ He's tough to manage.

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00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:40,187
‐ We're so happy you've decided
to be a part of our mission, Korvo.

238
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:44,608
‐ You seem like a Shlorpian lasered
from the same zarb as us.

239
00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:47,486
‐ Oh, it's nice to be around a team
that's preserved our culture

240
00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:49,530
and keeps our culture preserved,
you know.

241
00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,866
‐ Just think of this ship as
a comforting piece of the home world.

242
00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:56,286
Now let's circle around the grangnar
and hit ourselves with ropes.

243
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,413
‐ That sounds wonderful.

244
00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,581
[growls]

245
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,417
[all grunting]

246
00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,752
TIVO: Oh, it hurts so good.

247
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:04,837
‐ Are you sure‐‐
ALL: Ow!

248
00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:06,964
‐ your old teammates are okay with you‐‐
ALL: Ow!

249
00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,382
‐ joining us?
ALL: Ow!

250
00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,300
‐ Something tells me‐‐
ALL: Ow‐

251
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,427
‐ they're already regretting
being dicks to me.

252
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:15,264
‐ I'm never taking off
my Poe Dameron jammies ever again!

253
00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:17,850
Hey, oh, what are you going to do
now that Korvo's dead, I mean gone?

254
00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:20,769
‐ I adopted a high‐maintenance
elderly dog!

255
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,355
We're going to have to spend a lot of time
cleaning out her ears,

256
00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,482
putting lotion in her butt,
squeezing the anals,

257
00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,943
all the responsibility
I've been begging for!

258
00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:28,902
[whimpers]

259
00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,363
‐ You wanna play with the gold machine?

260
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,323
‐ Korvo would hate that, let's do it!

261
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,285
[barks]
‐ Ah!

262
00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,161
♪

263
00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:40,789
[Jesse and Terry laughing]

264
00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:41,832
‐ Whee!

265
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,252
Korvo would be so mad
that I'm rolling in all this gold!

266
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,839
‐ I just canceled the family cell plan
and switched us over to Boost Mobile!

267
00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,465
It comes with Crackle Plus!

268
00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,468
They got all of Adam Sandler's
friends' movies but none of his.

269
00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,470
‐ What the hell? I thought
you guys were in London.

270
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,973
‐ Korvo left the family,
and I got a basset hound.

271
00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:58,891
‐ I don't give a shit!

272
00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:01,685
A bunch of cool kids are coming over
for a sleepover this weekend,

273
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,020
so can you please just be chill?

274
00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,939
‐ Hey, maybe they'll want
to have a gold fight!

275
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:06,773
[grunting]

276
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,443
‐ Guys, don't embarrass me!
No giving out gold!

277
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,613
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

278
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,907
♪

279
00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:17,951
ZELVOD: This is amazing!
We're gonna be eating trash for a week!

280
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,995
‐ I didn't see any Terran soldiers,

281
00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,496
I think we avoided detection.

282
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:25,042
‐ Uh‐uh‐uh, just a thought,
but maybe they aren't hunting you?

283
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:25,918
[all laugh]

284
00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:28,462
‐ Yeah, right, that sounds like
human lover talk.

285
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:31,840
Hey, Korvo, why don't you recite
the holy number before we dig in?

286
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,218
‐ Oh, it's an honor!
[clears throat]

287
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,387
Eight, seven, five.

288
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:41,767
Z‐zero... uh... it's zero
and then... f‐four?

289
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,436
No, three. I'm sorry, I‐I haven't said
the holy number for a while.

290
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,938
‐ What, you don't say it at home?

291
00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,856
‐ Of course I do, it's just‐‐
L‐let me think.

292
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:48,982
Eight, seven, four‐‐

293
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,943
No, five, seven‐‐
[all laughing]

294
00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:53,195
‐ You sound like a sproutling!
‐ "Fuh‐fuh‐fuh four?"

295
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,530
‐ It's a non‐repeating number.

296
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,114
‐ Oh, you really have gone native.

297
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:59,785
‐ Oh no. Am I the "Terry" of this team?
No, that's impossible.

298
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:03,247
‐ Are you narrating to yourself
like you're the star of a TV show?

299
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,165
‐ Oh god, I am the Terry!

300
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,877
‐ Jesse! Where do we keep money?

301
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,296
We have a huge Postmates bill
from ordering all those ketchup packets.

302
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,798
‐ Can't we just use the gold machine?

303
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,466
‐ Whoa, whoa, what's, what's with you,
are you poisoned?

304
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,886
‐ Ugh, the dog is so high maintenance,
I didn't sleep at all.

305
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:18,512
[barks]
Ahh!

306
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,556
Noooo!

307
00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:22,391
It thinks I'm a toy.

308
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,559
[crying]
But I'm not.

309
00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,519
I just look like one!

310
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,563
‐ Aw, man, the whole thing
just turned to gold!

311
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,147
How am I supposed to make gold now?

312
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,232
Stupid piece of crap.

313
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:32,150
[banging on door]
‐ Hey! This is Andrew from Postmates!

314
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,485
You owe me fifty thousand dollars!

315
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,529
‐ When did they get
so intense about billing?

316
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,281
‐ Turns out it's actually pretty hard
to get your side hustle on.

317
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:38,532
[car horn honking]

318
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:41,577
Ugh, without Korvo here to fix
our gold machine or fight our creditors,

319
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,328
I guess I gotta find a job.

320
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,497
[sighs]

321
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,875
‐ The customer comes in,
they pick their cookie,

322
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,002
they pick their ookie,
you weigh it, then you charge ‘em.

323
00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,086
‐ Yeah, when do I get paid?

324
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,882
‐ End of the month, but, but you get
free ookie after closing

325
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,383
'cause it gets crusty if we don't use it.

326
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,176
[door opens]

327
00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,928
‐ Hey, stop limping the biscuits!
You have to pay for that!

328
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,555
[groans]

329
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,057
‐ K‐Kabronius, c‐can I talk
to you for a second?

330
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,809
‐ Well, of course, Korvo, what's up?

331
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,645
‐ I‐I‐I want this team to accept me
as a dedicated Shlorpian.

332
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,356
Is there any role I can fill?
D‐d‐do you need a ship repair guy?

333
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,610
‐ What we need is a Pupa specialist.

334
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:17,905
‐ Oh. Where's your Pupa?
I‐I‐I could try that. I‐I could do that.

335
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,656
‐ We don't have one.

336
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,741
‐ W‐what happened to it?

337
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,534
‐ We never had one to begin with.

338
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,328
We left before they were fully designed.

339
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,412
Rich people don't wait for anything.

340
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,873
‐ You weren't assigned a Pupa
when you escaped the home world?

341
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,167
‐ No, it went a little differently for us.

342
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,377
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

343
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,130
Some Shlorpians were workers,
bred for duty and servitude.

344
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,089
KORVO:
What? We were?

345
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,175
KABRONIUS:
Others were an unseen ruling class

346
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,177
of wealthy leisure addicts.

347
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,804
Us rich aliens were given a heads‐up
about the asteroid

348
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,598
about a month before it hit.

349
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:48,435
We bought expensive ships
and left way, way, way in advance.

350
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,729
We landed on an already populated planet

351
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:54,191
and have been waiting for one
of the Pupa crews to terraform it

352
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,944
so we can get back to being rich.

353
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,404
‐ I've never heard of rich,
non‐working Shlorpians.

354
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,614
‐ That's why it worked so great.

355
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,325
‐ If you don't have a Pupa,
then why do you need a specialist?

356
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,660
‐ We need a Pupa.

357
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:07,996
Terry's clearly gone native,
he can't be a good guardian.

358
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,874
I mean, wouldn't the Pupa be happier
with true Shlorpians,

359
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,085
terraforming a fresh planet?

360
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,086
‐ It does sound better.

361
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,421
‐ We want you to rescue your Pupa,

362
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,132
bring it to us,
so we can have a new life.

363
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,760
‐ A new Shlorpian life.

364
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,429
‐ I‐I'll do it.
First, we must Pupa‐proof the ship.

365
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,973
He likes to stick his nub in sockets.

366
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,516
He will eat anything that's blue.

367
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,185
‐ Man, I hate working at Ookie Cookie.

368
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,938
It is way more demeaning
than the name implies.

369
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:35,065
And these Poe Dameron jammies
are starting to stink.

370
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,608
‐ I think the basset hound hates me.

371
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,862
It makes me wear this collar
and keeps burying me in the backyard.

372
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:40,904
‐ [gasps] That's it!

373
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,240
Okay, look. If we dress
and act like Korvo,

374
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,117
maybe we'll be better
at taking care of ourselves.

375
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,494
‐ So we have to repair the ship
and complain a lot?

376
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,954
Why did you say "that's it"?

377
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,664
‐ Oh, it's just always what I say
when I think of something.

378
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,207
[sighs]
Let's get to work.

379
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,211
Okay, what would Korvo say?

380
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,255
"Terry! Stop sucking on cereal
and having fun!"

381
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,382
'No way, you're not my dad."
"Do what I fuckin' say!"

382
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,176
"I'll be in my room!"
‐ I hate this.

383
00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:03,927
‐ There you go,
now you're sounding like Korvo.

384
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,929
‐ All my cool friends
are three hours late.

385
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,806
I think I gave them the wrong address!

386
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,642
I'm taking the Yeet Detector
and going out to find them.

387
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,687
YEET DETECTOR:
Yeet. Yeet. Yeet.

388
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,439
‐ Terry hates dealing
with the Pupa anyway.

389
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,773
He's going to be so happy.

390
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,901
Hmm?
[ringtone plays]

391
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,777
Terry? W‐why did I have to BoostTime you?

392
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,279
Did you sign up with Boost Mobile?

393
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,281
‐ Yes, it's just one of many mistakes
we've made since you left!

394
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,783
‐ Korvo, we messed up.
We really need you and miss you,

395
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,660
and I'm afraid I'm going
to get eaten by a dog.

396
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,704
‐ What dog? I‐I told you
no dogs in the house

397
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,831
until I figure out how to make them
see me as the alpha!

398
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,416
Are you guys wearing ceremonial garb?

399
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,335
‐ Please come home. You were right.
You were right!

400
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,295
‐ We'll be better, Korvo! We miss you!

401
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,588
‐ You really miss me?

402
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,256
And if I came home, you wouldn't shame me

403
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,133
for not knowing
the sacred non‐repeating number?

404
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,177
‐ No. What the fuck are you talking about?

405
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:46,261
No, we need your help.

406
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,347
We're pieces of shit without you!

407
00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:50,390
‐ Wow. Admitting you're wrong,
begging me to help,

408
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,893
calling yourselves pieces of shit,
this is what I've always wanted!

409
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,811
I'll be home soon, stay miserable!

410
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,105
YEET DETECTOR:
Yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet‐‐

411
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:01,610
‐ Jaeden! You guys are
accidentally partying at the wrong house!

412
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,487
‐ Aw, man. He found us.

413
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:06,114
‐ Nobody wants to go to a sleepover
with an ugly blue alien

414
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,407
that smells like a penis.

415
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,577
I told you to have that sleepover
so you wouldn't find out about our party.

416
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,663
‐ But... you said I was cool.

417
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,373
‐ Oh, you're not, you suck.

418
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,874
And to add some injury to insult,

419
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,709
fuck you, you little blue bitch!

420
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,962
[Yumyulack screams]
[boys laughing]

421
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,465
‐ Korvo! Ready to scoop up the Pupa?

422
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,342
‐ I've changed my mind,
you can't have the Pupa.

423
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,593
‐ But, uh, isn't Terry an idiot?

424
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,638
‐ Yes, but he's a part of my team.
And it's my job to lead them.

425
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:30,973
‐ What about the plan?

426
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,351
When will you terraform so we can
get back to living our secret rich lives?

427
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,769
‐ You'll just have to keep doing
what you're doing

428
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,688
and wait for the Pupa
to evolve just like us.

429
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:38,730
[grunting]

430
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,315
K‐Kabronius! What the hell!

431
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,150
Let me out of here!

432
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,278
‐ No! That Pupa belongs to us!

433
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,780
Ow, you're heavy.
‐ Fuck you.

434
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,324
Don't you touch my Pupa,
you rich fucks!

435
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,160
[Korvo grunting]

436
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,203
Let me out of here!

437
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,999
‐ The Pupa will be happier
in a team of real Shlorpians.

438
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,168
‐ Fuck you, Zelvod!
You're a piece of shit! You hear me?

439
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:01,253
Fuck all of you!
You're a bunch of hacky ALFs!

440
00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:03,922
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

441
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:04,798
[rumbling]

442
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,466
[people screaming]

443
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,513
Damn it! Wait, the sacred number.

444
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,016
Eight, five, nine, four, two‐‐

445
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,227
‐ Pupa detected, coordinates locked.

446
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,439
‐ Five, two, damn it, six!

447
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,774
Ha! I knew that stupid number
the whole time!

448
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,318
Who's an idiot now?

449
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,445
Fuck! Eight, five,
seven, nine, four, two‐‐

450
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:31,033
‐ Alien climbing up out of the sewer, huh?

451
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,785
What a time to be alive!
[laughing]

452
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,704
Welcome to the UK.
‐ Which way to the Ferris wheel?

453
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:38,332
‐ Take you forever on foot, love.
Come on, I'll give you a ride.

454
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:40,834
[siren wailing]

455
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,545
♪

456
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,380
[people scream]

457
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:49,635
♪

458
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:51,803
[metal snapping]

459
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:56,141
[thudding footsteps]

460
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,354
I thought he was going to roll it
like a big wheel,

461
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:04,608
but I guess that lack of creativity
is why I'm just a cop.

462
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,693
[thudding footsteps]

463
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:12,324
♪

464
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,743
‐ Give us your Pupa!

465
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:15,744
‐ Okay, why?

466
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:18,330
‐ Talking is getting us nowhere.
Lethal force!

467
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:24,253
♪

468
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:26,380
‐ Fuck you, you're never
gonna get our Pupa.

469
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,382
Activate auto defenses!

470
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,300
[rumbling]

471
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,552
[alarm blares]

472
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,887
♪

473
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,064
♪

474
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,609
‐ On my count, unleash sci‐fi hell!

475
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,946
Three, two, one‐‐

476
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,116
[yelling]

477
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:59,621
♪ jazz music playing ♪

478
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,791
‐ Jesus, shit. That was
the craziest battle I've ever been in.

479
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,293
And all in one unbroken take?

480
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:06,295
That must have cost a million dollars!

481
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,797
‐ Give us the Pupa
and we'll stop shooting at you.

482
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,091
‐ Let's just blast him and take the Pupa.

483
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:13,969
[thudding footsteps]

484
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,140
‐ Stop, stop! You can have the Pupa,

485
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,892
but we need to tell you
how to take care of it.

486
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,685
If it dies, you won't get
to be rich and lazy.

487
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,437
‐ All right, fine! You have 30 seconds!

488
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,440
‐ Korvo! The Pupa's like our baby.

489
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,608
You can't give him away.

490
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:28,901
‐ Shut up. I'm team leader.

491
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:29,943
[gasps]

492
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,820
And these guys have never seen
a Pupa before.

493
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,362
‐ So?

494
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:35,115
‐ In case this doesn't work, go hide
under the covers with this gun.

495
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:39,369
♪

496
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,249
Here's the Pupa. Tha‐tha‐that's
the whole Pupa, right there.

497
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,667
‐ Wait.

498
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,086
It's even cuter than I imagined!

499
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,923
It's an honor to meet you, oh noble Pupa.

500
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,925
‐ The Pupa needs to be walked
four times a day.

501
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:55,302
Don't forget, or she'll pee
where you don't want her to.

502
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,304
Make sure to wipe its tushy
with a wet wipe.

503
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,389
You have to boil fresh chicken
and rice for her.

504
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,475
‐ Uh‐huh, slow down.
‐ Fresh, or she gets hives.

505
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:04,269
Also, I'm so sorry,
but her ears are a mess!

506
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,270
‐ Slow down. Slow down.

507
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,981
‐ Wow, way to not know
the basics of Pupa care.

508
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,650
‐ So how do we make it evolve
and terraform?

509
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,194
‐ If it's not terraforming, that just
means you aren't making it happy enough.

510
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:16,198
‐ We will dedicate our entire lives
to pleasing this creature.

511
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,991
‐ Okay, good luck!
Oh, and every time it barks,

512
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,409
you have to punch yourself in the face.

513
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,577
‐ He's right, that's true.

514
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,454
♪

515
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,872
[growls]
‐ Oh!

516
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,457
‐ Ah!
[glass shatters]

517
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,125
‐ Ah!
[beeping]

518
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,169
[whimpers, farts]

519
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,797
‐ Oh. Something just fell out
of its stinking hole.

520
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,716
‐ That must mean it's ready
to start terraforming!

521
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,261
[all cheering]

522
00:19:37,261 --> 00:19:38,762
[barks]
ALL: Ow!

523
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,432
‐ What happened to you?
‐ The cool kids threw me in a tree,

524
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,935
so I'm going to kill them
with my satellite.

525
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,312
[laser powers on]

526
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:50,858
‐ I thought you used that thing to look
for ladies sun‐tanning on their roofs.

527
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,609
‐ Yeah, well, now I'm going
to use it to melt bullies.

528
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,528
BOY: Ahem!
‐ Uh, who are you?

529
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,154
‐ I'm Daryl. Here for the sleepover.

530
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,073
‐ Wha‐‐ You are?
‐ Yeah, y'all still doing that?

531
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,868
‐ Nobody else showed up.
‐ Oh good, I hate people anyway.

532
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:02,202
‐ So do I!

533
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,955
Hey, you wanna see
the wall full of adults I've shrunk?

534
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,999
‐ Sure.
[machinery clanking, rumbling]

535
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:09,001
Oh, so it's like an ant farm, huh?

536
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,711
‐ Yeah, I know, it's dumb.

537
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:11,920
‐ No, no, no, I like it.

538
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,299
Hey, you wanna play games on our phones
and talk shit about people?

539
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,801
‐ Yes, a billion times, yes.

540
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,429
‐ That was a crazy day.

541
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,973
‐ Hey, you know what. I‐I'm just glad
everything is back to normal.

542
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,558
We all learned a lesson.

543
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,268
Feels good. Feels good in here

544
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,603
and feels good down here.

545
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:31,481
‐ The lesson I learned today
is to start doubling down on being strict

546
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,525
and being even more dedicated
to the mission than ever before.

547
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:34,443
‐ Korvo, no!

548
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,320
‐ Yes! That way I'll never feel like
some other alien

549
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,779
is more orthodox than me ever again!

550
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,032
‐ Well, then I'm going to double down
on being shallow and trashy

551
00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:40,991
just to cancel you out.

552
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:41,742
‐ No, don't do that!

553
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,452
‐ I do what I want, son! I'm li'l Terry.

554
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:44,453
‐ I'm team leader, that's an order!

555
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:45,537
‐ I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.

556
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:46,496
‐ Fuck you, Terry!
‐ I can't hear you.

557
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,831
[gunshot]
[all gasp]

558
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,917
‐ Oh Jesus, was that the Pupa's gun?

559
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,960
‐ No... no, no, no, no, no, no!

560
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,588
‐ Holy shit.

561
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:55,672
The Pupa killed a Robocop!

562
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,300
‐ Oh, I am so proud of you!

563
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,387
♪ theme music playing ♪

564
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:06,391
♪

565
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,805
[imitating laser fire]