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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

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♪

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‐ Hey, Korvo, you care
if I take a Tiki nap in here?

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I don't know why it's easier to drink
and sleep on the couch than in bed.

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But it is.

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‐ Go ahead, Terry.

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I'm just using the peace and quiet
to re‐catalogue

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all 10,000 data spikes.

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It's so relaxing.

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[door slams open]
[grunting, lasers firing]

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‐ Terry, Korvo!

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Jesse got eyeliner
all over my holocron,

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and now it won't work!

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‐ I'm experimenting
with eyebrows!

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‐ Stop judging us
with your facial hair!

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‐ What on Gorb's Grey Grible
is going on here!?

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[shouting over each other]

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‐ ...and a landing strip
like Staci K!

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‐ Shut up!
Why aren't you at school?

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‐ Double duh,
school's closed.

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‐ Oh great,
what is it this time?

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Another one of
their meaningless holidays

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like Apple Pie Day
or Yom Kapper?

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‐ No, it's summer. We learned
about it last year, remember?

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The whole ice lava thing?

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‐ No, what?

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‐ I guess we'll just have
to stomach one extra day

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of you two taking up
our adult space.

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Probably better than you
being molested at that school.

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‐ Summer break's
three months long.

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[spits]
Aw man.

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‐ Three months?
That's like one 90 Day Fiancé!

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‐ Yeah, and you better not be riding
our crack like this the whole time.

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Summer is when we get to do
anything we want.

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‐ Like a screaming competition.
‐ Go!

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[both screaming]

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‐ This summer thing is not going
to work for me, Terry.

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It's worse than the nightmare
on Helms Street,

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which is what they call the time
a Port‐a‐Potty emptying truck

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tipped over
on Ed Helms' private drive.

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‐ Such a waste of poop.

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‐ I don't want
the replicants at home!

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I can't take three months
of this, Terry!

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I like them for 45 minutes
in the morning

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and maybe a couple of hours
at night, tops.

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‐ Well, we obviously have
to kill the replicants.

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‐ It does make the most sense.
We can always grow new ones.

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Let's do it quick,
before we get too attached to these.

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‐ What are we talkin', poison?

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Put 'em in a bag
and throw them in a quarry?

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‐ I was thinking we could maybe
just shave some glass into their food.

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‐ I could use my pillow as a silencer
and shoot them in their sleep?

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Right in their fuckin' face.

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‐ Or use the pillow
for a good old‐fashioned smothering.

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Just like the ones we see
on TV and movies, Terry.

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‐ Looks like the Solar Opposites
are killing their replicants!

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‐ Um, excuse me.
Hi, Terry. Korvo.

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I couldn't help but overhear you debating
different ways to kill your children.

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‐ That is correct.
‐ Mind your own business,

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you old bowl of soup.

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‐ Why don't you just send them
to summer camp?

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‐ Pretend we don't know anything
and walk us through it.

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‐ Thank God
this camp thing came up.

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Jesse and I were just about
to kill you guys.

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‐ What? We were about
to kill you guys too!

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‐ That is so funny.
Great minds think alike!

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ALL: [chanting]
Camp! Camp! Camp!

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Camp! Camp! Camp!

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TERRY:
Hey! It's a camp thing!

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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

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Until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa

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and escaped into, uh, the space,

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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.

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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.

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This is‐‐ this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

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[stammers]
This is ridiculous.

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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.

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People are stupid.

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I don't understand
why people like daylight so much.

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It's so loud
when it hits your skin.

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YUMYULACK:
Ooh, ooh, camp sounds amazing.

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I'm excited to use
my bounty hunting skills

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to hunt down and torture those
who have captured the flag.

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‐ And I'm excited
for a sexual awakening.

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I heard last year Julia Howland
went to camp a girl

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and came back a woman.

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But then it turned out
it actually was a woman

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and they never found Julia's body.

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Crazy, huh?

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‐ Well, I'm excited to perform something
from Angels in America on talent night.

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I took out all the gay stuff
and doubled the angels.

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‐ You're not going to camp, Terry!

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The whole point is that
we're gonna have the house to ourselves.

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Are you still Tiki drunk?

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‐ No.
[slurping]

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‐ Terry, t‐take your next left.

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[tires squealing]

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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[thudding]

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[bird screeches]

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[tires squealing]

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‐ This is camp?

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‐ No, don't be dumb.

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It's much, much deeper
in the woods.

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‐ Okay, guys, remember:
we parked by trees.

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‐ Halt. This... is camp.

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Goodbye, we're leaving. Good luck.

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‐ Wha‐‐ it‐it looks the same
as where we parked.

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‐ Yeah, this just feels like
the regular old woods.

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Where's camp?

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‐ We talked to our creepy, bitchy neighbor
for almost five minutes about this,

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so I know for sure
that this is camp.

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We leave you here
for two or three weeks,

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and you learn to swim or some shit,
and then we come pick you up.

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The end.

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‐ Done and done.
‐ Cool, works for me.

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‐ We'll visit over parents' weekend.
Okay, bye.

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‐ No, we won't. Terry, are you sure
the car is this way?

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‐ I took four units of pathfinding
at the academy

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to prepare for life
on dangerous alien worlds.

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I think I can walk us
out of the woods.

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[eagle screeches]

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‐ What the fuck, Terry?
Just admit it, we're lost!

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‐ It's just up here, I promise.

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‐ Camp sucks, there's not even
a flag to capture.

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‐ Hey, how long does it take
to sexually awaken?

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I whittled a boyfriend to grind on,
you know, for when it happens.

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This is Nate Jacobs.
We met at his bark‐mitzvah.

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‐ Can we just go home?
‐ Yes.

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Except we're lost.
‐ I knew it!

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All because you couldn't stop drinking
those stupid Tiki drinks.

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‐ They're not stupid! I find my way
out of the woods better when I'm drunk.

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You ever even had any of these?
This one's from a coconut.

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[Korvo grunts]
‐ Aw!

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‐ How can we possibly be lost?

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We have access to the most sophisticated
tracking equipment in the quadrant.

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‐ I left it in the car, okay.

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‐ We're going to be trapped here
until we die,

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and I'll never get to have
a 500 Days of Summer quirky romance

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with a manic pixie dream boy!

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‐ Everybody calm down.
I'm an expert trailblazer.

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We just have to follow
the dimmest star,

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it'll always lead
directly South.

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[owl hoots]

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All the stars are dim
on this stupid planet!

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‐ [gasps] Why is there
a branch through my shoulder?

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‐ Because you said
if we didn't eat soon

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you were going to ram a branch
through your shoulder.

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‐ And that was six weeks ago.

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‐ Oh right, yeah,
I guess I'm in shock.

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‐ There's no question anymore,
we have a serial killer on our hands.

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‐ Whoa, we're going straight
to judging people

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just because of five
identical murders?

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‐ I'm not convinced.

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I still think a cricket did it.

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‐ A cricket?

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Could a cricket kill
five random men,

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surgically remove their organs,

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and place their corpses
in the shape of a winky face?

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‐ Have you seen Pinocchio?

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‐ [snickers] Yeah. Who knows
what they could accomplish

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if they put their minds
to murdering.

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Or worse, their legs.

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‐ Ooh, what if it's
two crickets working together?

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‐ Or one original homicidal cricket

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and then a copy cricket.

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‐ Can I just throw out there
that we probably just have

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one regular human murderer

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and not two
genius‐level killer crickets.

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‐ You're letting
your imagination run wild.

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You're not an executive story editor
on the hit FOX drama Bones anymore.

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This is real life.

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‐ These are real people
we're talking about,

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not characters played by
the eminently watchable Emily Deschanel.

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Are you even listening to me?

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‐ No, if there's one thing
I learned on Bones,

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it's never get between Boreanaz
and second dinner.

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But another thing was:
go with your gut.

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And my gut says
we gotta move fast.

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‐ Nate! Mwah! Mwah!

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Nate, you're back. I missed you.

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Oh! Nate!
Not in front of my family.

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‐ We're back where we started?
‐ Are we gonna die out here?

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‐ Wait, I can't die yet!

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We haven't even finished
our camp story arc.

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What happens with all that?

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‐ That's not how life works,
we're not on TV.

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We're starving to death
in the woods.

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We don't have time to learn
the value of sharing or whatever.

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‐ So now instead of camp,
it's just a lost in the woods story?

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‐ Would you stop trying
to make it a story?

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‐ We are lost
in the woods, though!

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‐ Not for long,
we have one more option.

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It's typically reserved to survive
the most barren, inhospitable planets,

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but desperate times
call for desperate measures.

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Yumyulack, it's time.

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‐ Ohh!
‐ Are you sure?

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‐ We're dying, we have to.

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‐ Uhh... what are you
talking about?

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‐ The Emergency Urbanizer.

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It's a life raft for the land.

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‐ We only have one of these,
we can never do it again.

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‐ Quit wasting time, Yumyulack.
We all know the stakes.

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They've been tapped multiple times.
Just do it.

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[gun fires]

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[ground rumbling, leaves rustling]

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♪ "Rhapsody in Blue"
by George Gershwin playing ♪

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♪

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[thudding]
[all screaming]

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[all gasp]

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[horn honks]

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HALK: The seven
on that scrap of paper,

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it's a clue.

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Our guy must live in Sector 7.
I can feel it in my bones.

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Episode 21, never aired.

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Pre‐empted by the killing
of Bin Laden.

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Good episode. Bobby Cannavale
guest starred as a pimp.

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‐ Wow, I didn't know
crickets could use paper.

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You see how smart
they are?

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♪ tense music playing ♪

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[door creaks]

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‐ Bingo. Somebody killed
some shit up in this piece.

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♪

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‐ Freeze! Get him! Get him!

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‐ Ah!

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[spits, gasps]

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‐ He was not!

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ENRIQUE: Yuh‐huh, he was
totally reaching for something!

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We saved your life!

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‐ A "thank you" would be nice.

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‐ We could have
brought him in alive!

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‐ Wait, whoa, whoa. Wait, whoa!
We didn't discuss that at all.

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We thought we were supposed
to staple him immediately.

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‐ You should be happy
your theory was right.

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It wasn't a cricket after all.
And we got him!

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ENRIQUE: Woo‐hoo‐hoo!
SONNY: Oh yeah! Ha ha ha!

242
00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,050
[horns honking]

243
00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,760
‐ Who knows where the car is
at this point?

244
00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,053
It could take us days to find.

245
00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:33,430
‐ Holy guacamole!

246
00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:34,806
What is this place?

247
00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:35,807
‐ It's complicated.

248
00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,601
There's a tourist video station
over there.

249
00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:38,894
Come on,
we'll go watch.

250
00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,563
‐ Howdy, I'm wood actor
Wooden Harrelson,

251
00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,065
star of the upcoming film

252
00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,692
Now You Three Me:
Escape from the Pokerverse.

253
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,861
Welcome to The Wooden City,

254
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:51,114
the most exciting,
actually growing city in the world.

255
00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,659
The Wooden City
is just like a regular city,

256
00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,827
except algorithmically generated

257
00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,955
from materials available
in the woods.

258
00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:59,206
Except the animals.
[growls]

259
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,458
They are real,
and they will kill you.

260
00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,920
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have an 8:30 at Dorsia.

261
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,214
That's right, it's not
all forest puns here.

262
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,591
‐ The good news: we're not lost
in the woods anymore.

263
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,469
The bad news: we're now lost
in a giant big wooden city.

264
00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,471
[wolf howling]

265
00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,265
We just need to make
enough money to rent a car

266
00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,642
so we can drive back
to where we parked our actual car

267
00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:19,685
and get the hell out of here.

268
00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,895
‐ Let's split up and all get jobs.
That way, it'll go faster.

269
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:22,980
‐ But shouldn't we stick together?

270
00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,440
‐ No. It would be faster
if we all went and got our own jobs

271
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,025
and made money
as fast as possible.

272
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,235
This isn't a game.
It's survival.

273
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,486
‐ Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

274
00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,573
Now the story isn't about camp
or being lost in the woods,

275
00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,533
it's about surviving
in the big city?

276
00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,285
‐ Yeah, or it could be
a Godzilla story,

277
00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,411
so keep your eyes... open.

278
00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,954
‐ Okay, I have a ton of notes.

279
00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,539
‐ This is gonna be awesome!

280
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:41,707
We're in the big city!

281
00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:43,125
You can be anything
you want out here:

282
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,460
super hero, politician, orthodontist.

283
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,004
I'm going to be
a famous ten‐figure actor

284
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:49,214
and then maybe retire
as a two‐figure voice actor.

285
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,008
Come on, kid, what have you
always wanted to be?

286
00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,302
What's your craziest dream?
Spill it, we're all havin' fun.

287
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,637
‐ I have always wanted
to work in fashion.

288
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,557
‐ I'm gonna work in finance because
I've always wanted to be a shit head.

289
00:09:58,557 --> 00:09:59,600
‐ That a boy, dream big.

290
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,476
Okay, you all have
your big city stories now.

291
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,563
Remember, we just need money
to get a car to get to our car.

292
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,522
‐ What are you gonna do?

293
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,483
‐ I‐I don't know yet, so I'm just gonna
walk around and look for a sign.

294
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:11,361
Everyone, meet back here tonight
with all the money we've earned!

295
00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,866
♪

296
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,538
‐ I wanted oak, not maple,
you stupid birch.

297
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,582
‐ [hawk screeches]
‐ Ah! Help me!

298
00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:27,127
‐ You're fired. Have a...
carried‐off‐by‐a‐hawk life.

299
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,212
You!
‐ [gasps] Me?

300
00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:29,588
‐ You're my assistant now.

301
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,381
Pick up those acorns
and follow me.

302
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,007
ASSISTANT:
Oh my god!

303
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,509
[hawk screeching]
Stop it! Ah!

304
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:38,972
‐ Five million? I don't get outta bed
for under ten, you stinky cock smoocher!

305
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,351
‐ Wow, that is, without a doubt,
the coolest guy I've ever seen.

306
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:43,685
Even the statues are cool.

307
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,938
[growls]
Ah! [panting]

308
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,822
‐ Ten million? I don't get
outta bed for under five!

309
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,367
Wait, no.
Ten million I will humbly accept.

310
00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,452
[all cheering]

311
00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,495
[cork pops]

312
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,829
[gasps]
MAN: Hey, dickless!

313
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,998
You the new kid?
‐ Oh, uh‐‐ yeah? Yes.

314
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,544
‐ Then pick up a fucking phone
and make me some fucking money!

315
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,510
[woman screams]

316
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,136
[grunts]

317
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,561
‐ Ayy, relax, kid. You done good.
You done real good.

318
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,437
Why don't you come down
and see me at the cab stand.

319
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,106
We could use a kid like you.

320
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,567
KORVO:
Ever since I could remember,

321
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,360
I wanted to be a gangster.

322
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,612
♪ swing music playing ♪

323
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,614
[laughing]

324
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,701
Uh, ahem. Hello‐‐

325
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,160
[growling]
[Korvo screaming]

326
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,120
Ah!

327
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,168
‐ Aah! Oh man. He was like,
"You shot me, bro!"

328
00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:51,712
‐ Ha ha ha, yeah.
'Cause you shot him!

329
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,548
That was so classic.
Boom boom, you're dead.

330
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,216
‐ Yo, what's up your ass, hombre?

331
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,634
You're a Wall hero again.

332
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,595
And just in time for Cherie Day!

333
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:00,971
‐ Something doesn't feel right.

334
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,764
‐ What doesn't feel right
is you haven't had

335
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:05,017
enough fermented piss
to celebrate!

336
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,311
[laughing, cheering]

337
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:12,232
‐ Oh, I, um, just realized I left
my favorite, uh, piss mug at home.

338
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,609
‐ Aw, man, go get it!

339
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:21,200
‐ ♪ They say love is blind
when you're of a hive mind ♪

340
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,410
♪ But it's hard
to find that honey ♪

341
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,370
♪ Since our numbers
have declined ♪

342
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,705
[panting]
‐ Next.

343
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,415
‐ You mean,
like next round of auditions?

344
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,958
Typically, that's called
a callback.

345
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,794
Or do you mean next step
in the process which is what, wardrobe?

346
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,880
That's perfect because I have
some thoughts on bees and wasps‐‐

347
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,298
‐ No. I meant next audition.

348
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,133
You were wildly talentless
in every way

349
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,843
except making us feel
embarrassed for you.

350
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,512
‐ Are you serious?

351
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:44,598
I'm embarrassed for you
that you can't see generational talent

352
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,600
when it's right in front
of your fuckin' faces!

353
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,436
‐ Sweetie, the only chance you have
at being referred to as "talent"

354
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,979
is if you become
a prostitute.

355
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,899
‐ A prostitute!? Ha! I would never.
Do you hear me? Never!

356
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,860
It's not a blow job, sweetie.
It's a blow career.

357
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,196
You can't just start at the top,
you gotta, you‐‐ Hey!

358
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,656
You wanna have
some fun, sugar?

359
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,866
‐ How much?
‐ Uhh, ten grand an hour.

360
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:03,825
‐ No fuckin' way‐‐

361
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,619
‐ Fine, fine, fine, fine.
Five hundred for two hours.

362
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,412
Hands and mouth only.
Best and final.

363
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,666
A‐a hundred an hour.
Buy two, get six free. No holes barred.

364
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,794
A‐a‐alright, okay.
Four bucks, clock's off,

365
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,587
you can pull my teeth out,
bang me to Bethlehem,

366
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:16,296
and leave me for dead.

367
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,549
My one request is that
you get me drunk first.

368
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,175
Or I can do it sober, whatever.

369
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,887
I guess that's just life
in the big city,

370
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,431
would be the perfect line
to say to launch into a montage.

371
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,475
Oh! Oh my god,
it's happening!

372
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,521
♪ Duran Duran's
"Hungry Like the Wolf" playing ♪

373
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:35,899
‐ ♪ Darken the city,
night is a wire ♪

374
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,901
♪ Steam in the subway ♪

375
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,945
[gasps]
[growling]

376
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:43,532
♪ Do do do do do do do
do‐do do‐do‐do do‐do ♪

377
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,325
‐ Nope, no, maybe,
nope, no,

378
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,244
too hippy, no,
needs more brow, no,

379
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,954
kill yourself, kill me,
this is brilliant,

380
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,415
get cancer, I love you,
die in World War Z.

381
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,083
‐ Jesse, I don't know what to say.

382
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,626
Sorry for how things unfolded.

383
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,795
If you would just let me explain.

384
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:57,838
I'm ruined.
[grunts]

385
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,757
‐ Have yourself
a slapped‐in‐the‐face evening.

386
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,926
[all applauding]

387
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,513
‐ Fifty million bottles
of champagne

388
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,016
for our $50 million man!

389
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:12,644
‐ Fifty million,
that's what I'm talking about!

390
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:16,690
‐ ♪ And I'm hungry like the wolf ♪

391
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,233
‐ Get out.

392
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,904
♪

393
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:25,365
All I wanted to do was get money
to get a car to get to our car.

394
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,533
Seemed so simple.

395
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,284
[glass shatters]
Aah!

396
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,076
[gunshot]
[screeches]

397
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:28,994
[cocks gun]

398
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,913
‐ And of course,
you couldn't be bothered

399
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,248
to attend
Yumyulack Junior's christening

400
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,543
'cause you're too busy putting your nose
in a pile of cocaine

401
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,171
and your dick in a pile
of crack cocaine!

402
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,173
‐ Okay, what if I did fuck
crack cocaine?

403
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,508
What difference would it make?

404
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:45,219
You don't know anything
about me anymore, Cindeen!

405
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:48,597
‐ I know one thing about you:
You're about to be divorced!

406
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,849
‐ I wish I'd never bought
this wooden penis!

407
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:51,558
[door slams]

408
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,144
Trip, the FBI's here
but we're fine, right?

409
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,812
Nothing to worry about? Trip?

410
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,940
‐ Yeah, yeah, we're fine, bud.
Don't even worry about it.

411
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,900
Let 'em do their thing.
It's all good. All good.

412
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,444
[gunshot]
‐ Oh my god, Trip!

413
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,362
Oh!

414
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,863
[crying, shouting]

415
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,615
[handcuffs clicking]
Alright, everyone. Don't panic.

416
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,909
We're gonna beat this.
We're gonna be just fine.

417
00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:10,702
[groans]

418
00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:12,996
[man screams]

419
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,957
‐ ♪ Scent and a sound ♪

420
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,834
♪ I'm lost and I'm found ♪

421
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:20,838
♪ And I'm hungry like the wolf ♪

422
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,381
♪ Strut on a line ♪

423
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,091
[knocking on door]

424
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:27,886
♪ I howl and I whine
I'm after you ♪

425
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,055
♪ Mouth is alive ♪

426
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:34,017
[panting]
[wolf growling]

427
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,397
[glass shatters]

428
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:43,819
[growls]
‐ Ah!

429
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,572
Son of a bitch!
[grunts]

430
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:49,950
Ah, fuck!
[whimpers]

431
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,496
[sobs]
Oh!

432
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,040
I'm trying to do a mafia story,
you piece of shit!

433
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,045
[barking]

434
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,046
[exhales]

435
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,633
♪

436
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:12,181
♪ foreboding music playing ♪

437
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:20,147
♪

438
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,279
[faint clattering]

439
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:31,700
‐ Freeze!

440
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,785
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

441
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:38,790
[gasps]

442
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,377
♪

443
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,006
[Halk grunts]

444
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,217
♪

445
00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:50,677
[panting]

446
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,306
♪

447
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:58,727
[crack]

448
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,813
[people shouting and crying]

449
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,199
[both grunting]

450
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:17,329
[woman screams]

451
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,413
[man screams]

452
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:19,623
[man screams]

453
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,461
[both screaming]

454
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:32,928
♪ light jazz music playing ♪

455
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:36,473
‐ Oh, I simply adore
your gown, Jesse.

456
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,309
You truly are the queen
of Wooden City fashion.

457
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,895
‐ Whatever.
‐ Congrats on all your success.

458
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,730
‐ Who gives a shit.
[gasps]

459
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:48,193
You guys came?
It's good to see you.

460
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,403
How's everyone doing?

461
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:50,821
‐ Me? Oh I'm doing great.

462
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,990
Started a big hedge fund,
got an office at the top

463
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,116
of the Squirrel Trade Center,

464
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,284
played by the rules.

465
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:57,870
Nice guys finish first.
What else can I say?

466
00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,705
No major issues personally
or professionally.

467
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:00,289
‐ Ditto for me.

468
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:03,208
Built myself a sweet little career
in the customer service industry.

469
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,169
I'm my own boss
so I set my own hours,

470
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,587
come and go as I please.

471
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,881
Taking some risks
with my attire, so be it.

472
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,299
Who the fuck
are you to judge?

473
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,967
‐ No judgments here.
For I am‐‐

474
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,510
‐ Bleeding?
‐ Bleeding? No, this is,

475
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,220
uh, party sauce.

476
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,431
I'm doing great also,
so don't question me.

477
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,141
Fell in with
a great group of guys.

478
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,018
We mostly do, uh, construction.

479
00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:23,312
My best friends are Jimmy The Trigger,
Ronny Kills‐A‐Lot,

480
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:24,813
and Guido The Stone Cold Psycho.

481
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,732
‐ I'm very happy for you all.

482
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:28,400
Because, as you can see,

483
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,777
I've reached the pinnacle
of the fashion world.

484
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,739
All my dreams have come true,
and I've never been happier.

485
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,949
I love it here.
End of story.

486
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,328
‐ Well, I think
I'm gonna take off.

487
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:41,163
‐ Yeah, I have
a really important sales cum‐‐

488
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,331
I mean, conference balls‐‐

489
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:43,498
no, I mean a team skeeting‐‐

490
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,791
uh, shaftholder meeting‐‐

491
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,418
I mean,
my shattered ass is healing‐‐

492
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,045
Bleh, I'm shattering
the glass ceiling.

493
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,129
‐ I should go as well.

494
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,215
I'm pretty heavily party saucing.

495
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:52,132
L‐losing strength‐‐

496
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,008
‐ Wait! Guys!

497
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:56,553
The truth is, it may look like
I'm doing well on the outside,

498
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,388
but I'm very lonely.

499
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,098
I miss you guys.

500
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,768
I know we're all deep
into our separate lives,

501
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,270
but I'd like it
if you could stay.

502
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,313
I mean,
just for a little.

503
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,232
‐ To be honest, I flew
too close to the sun.

504
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,692
By which I mean
committed several financial crimes.

505
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,320
Plus I got divorced,
company got raided by the FBI,

506
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,155
and all my coworkers
killed themselves.

507
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:15,989
‐ I'm hurt real bad.

508
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,742
I just wanted to be a gangster,
but I kept getting attacked by wolves.

509
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,078
‐ I know this may come as a huge shock,
but I haven't been honest either.

510
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:24,456
I'm a sex worker, and I let
lonely tree men pay to fuck me.

511
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:27,251
‐ We got so wrapped up
surviving in the big city,

512
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:29,545
getting sucked into our new lives,

513
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:32,548
but are any of us
really happy?

514
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:35,342
‐ I was happier when we were
just a regular alien team.

515
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,594
‐ Not just a team,
a team family.

516
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,012
‐ We all lost sight of our goal:

517
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,014
making enough money
to get back to our old life

518
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,683
so we could all be
together again.

519
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,352
We've picked our path,
and we can never go home again.

520
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,437
‐ Um, guys?
The city's on fire.

521
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,023
KORVO: Jesus Christ,
it's that flaming wolf that ran off!

522
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,650
We have to go home!
‐ Wait a second.

523
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,652
Is that our car?
Way out there in the distance?

524
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:54,987
‐ Quick, before we burn alive!

525
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:57,656
[people screaming]
[horn blaring]

526
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,871
[panting]

527
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,835
[engine starts]

528
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:14,882
‐ Bye, camp! I'll miss you!
See you next summer!

529
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,427
[tires squealing]

530
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,388
‐ Ah. This is nice.

531
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,974
I may have overreacted
to you two being home from school.

532
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,768
Sometimes it's not awful
to share the house with you.

533
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,145
‐ Yes, we did it!

534
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:30,189
The Solar Opposites emotionally arced!

535
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:31,398
[Italian accent]
Now that's a‐story!

536
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,482
‐ Fuck you. No, it wasn't.

537
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,692
No, wait, w‐we did arc!

538
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:34,776
I‐I'm proud of all of us.

539
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,820
‐ Just in time because we go back
to school tomorrow.

540
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,488
‐ Oh really?
Th‐th‐that's a bummer.

541
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:42,159
‐ See, I knew you'd come around
and want to spend more time with us!

542
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,745
‐ Oh no, it's a bummer because I thought
summer was two more months

543
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:45,829
and I already poisoned you.

544
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,581
‐ Ah, geez, I'll get the antidote.

545
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,209
NEWS ANCHOR: The mysterious wooden city
that recently appeared out of nowhere

546
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,002
tragically burned
to the ground last week

547
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,296
in a fire
experts are calling inevitable.

548
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,673
‐ I gotta be honest, I feel bad
The Wooden City is gone.

549
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,258
They had a really good Arby's...

550
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,760
to get fucked in.

551
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,846
‐ It's for the best. The Wooden City
turned us into our worst selves.

552
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,097
We're lucky it's gone forever‐‐

553
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,015
NEWS ANCHOR:
But miraculously,

554
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:07,392
it has grown back
stronger than ever before

555
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:10,103
and will now be hosting
the Summer Olympics in 2028.

556
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,104
‐ Wait, what'd they say?
‐ Nothing!

557
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,481
Nobody's going back
to The Wooden City.

558
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:14,107
Now go to your room
and take your antidote!

559
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,317
Honestly,
it might be too late.

560
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:20,155
♪

561
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,074
‐ Ah. It's so peaceful
here in the woods.

562
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:24,034
‐ Finally, some peace and quiet.
Am I right?

563
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,912
‐ You know, without summer break,
we would have never found this condo.

564
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:27,788
[yawns]

565
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:29,790
‐ Sometimes life finds a way.

566
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:31,959
[sirens blaring in distance]

567
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:32,835
[roars]
‐ Shit, a moose!

568
00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:34,920
Terry, run!
‐ It's got me! It hurts! No!

569
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,548
‐ Oh Jesus, fuck,
it bit my leg off!

570
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,800
[both shouting indistinctly]
[glass shattering]

571
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,260
TERRY:
Oh, it stinks!

572
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,886
You never really know
how bad moose stinks!

573
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,721
Oh, it stinks like shit!

574
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,892
♪ theme music playing ♪

575
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:51,395
♪

576
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:32,227
[mimicking laser fire]