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‐ Dale, you've been staring
at that Rolo lava cake
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for 20 minutes.
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This isn't a library.
‐ [strained voice] I got it.
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[grunts]
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Three packets,
Sugar in the Raw.
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‐ That's how I like my sugar... raw.
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[nervous chuckle]
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‐ This has been a wonderful
platonic exchange.
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I will see you next week.
[continues chuckling]
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♪
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[both chuckle]
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Come on.
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‐ Hey, where are we going?
Only weirdos live down here.
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‐ Just a little further.
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Last one in's a rotten Skittle!
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[Allie screams]
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[both moan]
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‐ Wait, is it safe down here?
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‐ Why, are you afraid of tiny sharks?
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‐ [gasps] Mark!
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Oh god, you jerk.
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Don't do tha‐‐ ow.
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‐ You okay?
‐ Yeah, I just felt a ‐‐ Ow!
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[screaming]
‐ Allie!
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Oh my god, Allie!
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No, no, noooo!
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♪
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KORVO:
Everybody buckled in?
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‐ You bet!
‐ Shut the fuck up real quick.
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I have a brief kick‐ass speech
to make.
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Ahem.
The ship is repaired again,
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and we are finally able to leave
this M‐class hellhole for good!
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Thank you.
‐ We did this last year.
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‐ "Blah blah blah, Earth sucks,
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sci‐fi sci‐fi, we're leaving."
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‐ Boo! Change the channel! This sucks!
‐ Who did this? Who did that?
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‐ Oh, this shit's happening.
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AISHA,
Activate pre‐launch sequence now!
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AISHA: First off, who do you think
you talking to with that tone?
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Second: Activated.
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Pssh, talkin' 'bout "now," bitch.
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‐ This truly is a momentous day
for all of us,
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but mostly for me
because I am mission leader
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and I did all the work
while you guys totally shat the bed.
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[engines powering off, rapid beeping]
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AISHA: Launch aborted.
Some crew are not on board.
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‐ What are you talking about,
we're all buckled in and‐‐ Oh!
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‐ Yay, Korvo!
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‐ Dammit, I always fall for the Talkboy.
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AISHA: Ha! You got Shawshanked,
Ferris Bueller'd, and Gallaghered!
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[AISHA laughs]
[Korvo grunts]
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[all laughing, shouting]
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‐ Infinite slip and slide?
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Come on! You know I can't launch the ship
unless you guys are on‐‐
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Gah! Oh, my foot!
It's dissolved into goo!
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Why don't you care? Look at me!
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Stop having fun! I'm melting!
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This is what we're doing today,
figuring this out! Stop that!
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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a pupa
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and escaped into... the space
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.
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That's right. I've been talking
this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the pupa.
My name's Korvo.
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This is‐‐ this is my show.
I just dropped the pupa. Do you see me?
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[stammers]
This is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid and confusing.
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They're always ordering
these complicated coffee drinks.
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Why would you ever have coffee
when you can just ingest
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a room temperature,
tan‐colored Energon cone?
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Don't talk to me
until I've had my tan cone.
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‐ You want me
to drain your bucket?
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‐ No. That's still me in there.
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And yes, I know it smells like shit.
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‐ Hi, folks. Sorry for the wait.
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Prom season, tons of abortions today.
Busy, busy, busy.
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Now before I give you our diagnosis,
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are you certain
you don't have any alien technology
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that you'd rather use to evaluate this?
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‐ We decided to change it up
for once.
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We go to the ship
with problems a lot.
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‐ A lot!
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‐ Well, they don't exactly teach
"alien goo" in medical school,
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but I found some articles about dog herpes
that seemed to line up.
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Korvo, you have what we call
"Alpha DNA."
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The building blocks of your cells
have receptors that are only activated
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if the pack are fulfilling their roles.
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‐ Wait, are we the pack?
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‐ That doesn't sound right.
‐ Pack of smokeshows, baby!
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‐ Once your team's failure
continues long enough,
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the receptors decay,
triggering a "goo sequence"
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designed to kill you so the next dog,
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or alien in line, can take over.
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Isn't that funny?
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‐ You lazy idiots
are literally killing me!
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‐ Well, luckily it's reversible,
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but only if these dummies
do their respective jobs
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in a serious way.
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‐ What? I can't rely on them!
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Fuck that, fill me with chemo.
I want the chemo.
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‐ They really don't like us
to throw chemo at family issues.
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‐ Okay, I got you set up on the couch here
with plenty of fluids:
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root beer, Sunny D, and piss.
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‐ Is the piss hot?
I want hot piss.
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‐ Gonna get this good and tight
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so none of your stinky goo drips out.
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Don't think of it as a trash bag,
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it's more of a whole‐body diaper.
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‐ I know why you fucks
are being nice to me.
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You feel bad.
Well, shove it.
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Your guilty feelings
can't solidify my legs!
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[gulps]
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‐ Okay, I know this is very unlike me,
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but I'm feeling guilty
over melting Korvo with my laziness.
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‐ Yeah, me too.
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Maybe we should just do
some mission stuff,
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just like enough so he can get better.
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‐ To piggyback off your pitch
with a slight twist,
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what if we let Korvo melt
but also did whatever we wanted?
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‐ See, what I like about that
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is then we wouldn't have
to do our jobs.
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Great collab, Terry.
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‐ Guys! We are not letting Korvo
turn to goo.
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We should at least put him
out of his misery.
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‐ Can someone please refill my piss?
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[gasps]
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‐ We can't kill Korvo!
Who would wash my t‐shirts?
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‐ He does buy all the groceries
and hide all the bodies.
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‐ Crap, without him,
we'd have to do the chores.
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‐ Okay, let's just do
our mission roles more,
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but only enough to not have
to take out the trash.
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‐ Easy‐peasy.
‐ We've got this!
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‐ Do you two even know
what your mission roles are?
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‐ Zero fucking clue.
‐ I cannot say that I do.
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‐ AISHA, please explain to the replicants
what their mission roles are.
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And you know what? Let's, um,
let's just run through mine, too, for fun.
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In detail, por favor.
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AISHA: Should I just play
the orientation crystals?
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‐ Orientation crystals?
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Oh, that sounds like some shit
we should have watched already.
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AISHA:
They were meant to be viewed daily.
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Dumbass.
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♪ ethereal music ♪
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♪
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[pulsing]
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‐ In these first moments of your mission,
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remember what is at stake.
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Shlorp is depending on your‐‐
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‐ Ugh. Boring, boring, boring.
[video fast‐forwards]
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‐ Yumyulack,
protector and head of security.
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You ward off any threats to the mission.
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Strong and fierce, willing to die
so the team can live.
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‐ Let's put "willing to die" down
as a maybe.
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‐ Jesse, the chronicler.
Be observant.
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Record your adventures with clarity,
both in triumph and defeat
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so future Shlorpians
learn from your mistakes.
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‐ Whoa! I'm like the J. K. Rowling
of this pack! Crucio!
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SHLORPIAN GENERAL:
Terry, your job is most important.
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Because the Pupa will grow up
to terraform your new planet,
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you must nurture him.
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For as the Pupa specialist,
he is your responsibility‐‐
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‐ Hold the fuck on. I'm supposed
to be taking care of the Pupa?
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‐ Korvo says that all the time, Terry!
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‐ Yeah, this isn't news.
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‐ I'm not ready to raise a Pupa!
I'm still finding myself!
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I wanna go to Cabo, dammit!
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‐ You want some crackers to go
with your wine, Terry?
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Being responsible is scary.
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But it's time to grow up
and start working on the mission.
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For Korvo!
BOTH: For Korvo!
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[laughing, shouting]
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‐ What the hell are you doing?
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‐ Oh shit, we forgot
about the Korvo thing!
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‐ Earth is too distracting for us.
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‐ We can't do our jobs here,
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not with all the trap queens
in need of hyping.
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I gotta park that big Mack truck
right in that little garage.
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‐ Well, if we're going to focus,
we gotta do it on a new planet.
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‐ Good. AISHA, initiate the pre‐launch
before these idiots change their minds.
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AISHA:
Fine. The shit is initiated.
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‐ Launch time, baby!
[engine shutting down, rapid beeping]
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AISHA:
Not all the crew is accounted for.
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‐ Fuckers!
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Wait, but everyone's here.
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AISHA: Un‐unh.
All crew means all body parts
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that got severed
and left around town.
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‐ Wait, what?
AISHA: Go get your dick.
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‐ Has anyone been leaving
body parts around?
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‐ I mean, yeah.
I live a full and rich life.
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‐ You think my calendar's so open
that I can just pick up
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my own body parts all day?
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Wrong!
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‐ Don't look at me.
I keep my shit toight!
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‐ Activate the Shlorpian
Extremity Triangulater.
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[beeping, whirring]
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It scans the planet for Shlorpian flesh.
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Creepy, but perfect for this moment.
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I'm clean, all my pieces are on the ship.
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Oh! You've been dropping your limbs
all over the place!
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‐ Five at Home Depot?
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That must have been from the summer
I tried to be a Mythbuster.
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Those two ginger mummies
didn't leave any myths for the rest of us.
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‐ You're supposed to be chronicling,
not busting popular myths!
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Ugh, my favorite hand!
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‐ We gotta get these body parts
before Korvo is goo for good
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or we'll have to learn how to do taxes!
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‐ It's hella complicated!
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Good luck figuring out
the depreciation value
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of time traveling sneakers
you only use for business!
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‐ Uh, are we just gonna leave
the Pupa behind, Terry?
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‐ He can't get out of the Pupa seat.
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And even if he could,
he'd never stray from his puffs.
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[door closes]
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‐ Ahh!
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♪ adventurous music ♪
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♪
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♪
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MAN: The cow says‐‐
[cow mooing]
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♪
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[engine powering on]
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♪
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[gears clicking, whirring]
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♪
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♪
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[alarm chirps]
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[engine starts]
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[tires squealing]
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‐ Eddie!
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Ooh! You're home early!
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‐ Katie! Baby! Kiss me!
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[moans]
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‐ Get in here.
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‐ [sighs] I still can't believe
it was one year ago to the day
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you got down on your knee
and gave this to me.
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Remember? It was our second date.
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I thought you were crazy.
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00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:14,431
‐ I am. Crazy. For you.
246
00:09:14,431 --> 00:09:17,809
‐ I swore I would never go out
with someone who worked for my dad.
247
00:09:17,809 --> 00:09:20,729
But you're not like his other employees,
you're... you're different.
248
00:09:20,729 --> 00:09:22,063
Oh, how'd the sales trip go?
249
00:09:22,063 --> 00:09:23,648
‐ Crushed it. Crushed it.
250
00:09:23,648 --> 00:09:25,066
‐ Daddy will love that.
251
00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:28,486
Means he won't see it coming
when we rob him blind.
252
00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:29,404
[evil laughter]
253
00:09:29,404 --> 00:09:31,781
‐ Ha ha. Ha ha.
Ha ha. Ha ha.
254
00:09:31,781 --> 00:09:34,284
[both laughing]
255
00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:38,330
‐ Alright, people,
I'm gooing pretty bad,
256
00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,248
so let's get these limbs
and get back to the business
257
00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:41,958
of leaving this shithole planet.
258
00:09:42,584 --> 00:09:43,335
[beeping]
259
00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:48,215
‐ Bad ice!
260
00:09:48,215 --> 00:09:50,383
Don't ask me how it got there!
261
00:09:50,383 --> 00:09:52,886
Ask them why they never cleaned it!
262
00:09:54,846 --> 00:09:55,680
[beeping]
263
00:09:56,973 --> 00:09:59,476
‐ Hey, my ball‐‐ back scratcher!
264
00:09:59,476 --> 00:10:00,769
Ahh!
‐ Suck it, Cooke!
265
00:10:00,769 --> 00:10:05,398
♪
266
00:10:07,234 --> 00:10:08,526
You did the right thing.
267
00:10:08,526 --> 00:10:10,237
‐ So everyone got their body parts?
268
00:10:10,237 --> 00:10:11,071
‐ Eh, almost.
269
00:10:11,071 --> 00:10:13,823
We just have to go to the Windy City
to pick up the last two.
270
00:10:13,823 --> 00:10:15,367
‐ You went to Chicago
and didn't invite me?
271
00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,160
You know how much I like
the Schaumburg Outlets!
272
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,329
‐ Last time we wasted all our time
waiting for you
273
00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:20,747
at the Hammacher Schlemmer.
274
00:10:21,164 --> 00:10:23,583
Me and Yumyulack
have been commuting to Chi‐town
275
00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,794
to practice with
the Chicago Pro Tumblers.
276
00:10:25,794 --> 00:10:28,213
‐ They're a legendary
acrobatic halftime show.
277
00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:29,714
I do it to help me stay agile,
278
00:10:29,714 --> 00:10:31,258
plus we get to hang with Pippin
when he's around.
279
00:10:31,258 --> 00:10:34,052
‐ We took a tough tumble
into each other last practice
280
00:10:34,052 --> 00:10:36,096
and knocked our tushes clean off.
281
00:10:36,096 --> 00:10:37,055
Ooh, there they are!
282
00:10:38,014 --> 00:10:39,766
‐ Guys, Jesse and Yumyulack are back!
283
00:10:41,476 --> 00:10:43,603
‐ 'Sup, Emily?
Alyssa, how you been?
284
00:10:43,603 --> 00:10:46,773
Oh no, Josh and Sophia,
what happened?
285
00:10:46,773 --> 00:10:49,192
‐ We snapped our ankles warming up
for the semi‐regional
286
00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:50,569
halftime show championships!
287
00:10:50,569 --> 00:10:52,028
‐ What.
‐ But that's today!
288
00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:54,864
‐ You and Yummy have to sub in
to do the final team tumble.
289
00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:56,449
‐ No, thanks,
we're in a time crunch.
290
00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:58,785
ANNOUNCER: [over PA]
Chicago Pro Tumblers to the floor.
291
00:10:58,785 --> 00:11:00,120
‐ What are you‐‐
Don't you put that‐‐
292
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,913
Don't you put on
that sweet tumbling gear.
293
00:11:01,913 --> 00:11:03,707
Drop those knee socks right now, mister.
294
00:11:03,707 --> 00:11:04,708
Hey, I can see you.
295
00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:07,002
‐ When tumbling calls,
you accept the charges.
296
00:11:07,002 --> 00:11:08,336
‐ Hey, ge‐ge‐get back here!
297
00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:09,546
‐ I kinda wanna see it.
298
00:11:09,546 --> 00:11:10,547
[buzzer sounds]
299
00:11:10,547 --> 00:11:13,216
♪ energetic music ♪
300
00:11:13,216 --> 00:11:18,847
♪
301
00:11:18,847 --> 00:11:22,350
♪
302
00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,476
[crowd cheering]
303
00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:24,603
[buzzer sounds]
304
00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:28,773
‐ This stupid bullshit really meant
a lot to you two, didn't it?
305
00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:31,651
‐ It's the most satisfying thing
I've done in my life.
306
00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:33,820
‐ Okay, well, then I'm glad
we did it, I guess.
307
00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,572
Still wish I wasn't turning into goo.
308
00:11:35,572 --> 00:11:36,990
Terry. Your turn.
‐ What turn?
309
00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,658
Like I said, I keep my shit toight.
310
00:11:38,658 --> 00:11:40,493
Don't insult me.
I'm not a replicant.
311
00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:42,120
Wow, yes, that's a lot of arms.
312
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,955
‐ Dozens tightly clustered
over the ocean.
313
00:11:43,955 --> 00:11:45,540
Terry, you stinky shit.
314
00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,918
Did you feed your arms to a whale?
‐ No!
315
00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:50,670
No. What did I do?
316
00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,172
[gasps]
Gladwell!
317
00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:53,465
‐ What's a Gladwell?
318
00:11:53,465 --> 00:11:55,926
‐ Pop sociologist Malcolm Gladwell.
319
00:11:55,926 --> 00:11:58,386
We've been ripping and tearing ass
on the reg for a while now
320
00:11:58,386 --> 00:12:01,139
and every morning, I would chew my arm off
rather than wake him up.
321
00:12:01,139 --> 00:12:03,767
'Cause if he did, we would be chatting
about the human condition all morning.
322
00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:04,768
The guy won't shut up.
323
00:12:04,768 --> 00:12:07,979
My arms are somewhere aboard his private
non‐fiction yacht, The Shipping Point.
324
00:12:07,979 --> 00:12:10,315
It's an intellectual cruise experience
he runs for his fans.
325
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:12,943
‐ How would we ever have gotten all that
from you just saying "Gladwell"?
326
00:12:12,943 --> 00:12:14,527
‐ Don't be jealous, Korvo.
It doesn't look good.
327
00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:15,362
‐ I‐I'm not!
328
00:12:15,362 --> 00:12:18,615
A sexual relationship with
an award‐winning author? I'm impressed!
329
00:12:18,615 --> 00:12:20,659
Best I could swing was a hand job
from the two guys
330
00:12:20,659 --> 00:12:23,245
who keep track of all the horse names
for George R. R. Martin.
331
00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:26,206
KATIE:
Baby, but what about the plan?
332
00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:28,208
We were gonna wait
until that prick promotes you
333
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,209
and then fleece him.
334
00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:31,545
‐ Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
No argue!
335
00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:34,047
‐ The last flight to Mexico.
So you have to talk to Daddy today.
336
00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:35,799
Be careful.
He has powerful friends, baby.
337
00:12:35,799 --> 00:12:37,133
You gotta play this perfectly.
338
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,969
‐ Relax. Relax. It's me.
339
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:42,889
‐ Oh god, it'll all be worth it
once we're in Zihuatanejo.
340
00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:44,849
Oh, take me again.
341
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:48,144
Oh god, I love your body so much.
[metallic clanging]
342
00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:51,064
[moaning, grunting]
343
00:12:51,064 --> 00:12:54,734
♪
344
00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,490
‐ Excuse us.
We're G‐O‐G, Guests of Gladwell.
345
00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:02,200
Terry. Should be on your book there.
346
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,618
GLADWELL:
Terrance! You look great.
347
00:13:03,618 --> 00:13:05,495
Love the shirt.
Is that lambswool?
348
00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:07,205
‐ Glady.
[both kissing]
349
00:13:07,205 --> 00:13:08,873
You're looking observant as always.
350
00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:11,418
‐ I see you've brought your family!
How lovely.
351
00:13:11,418 --> 00:13:13,712
‐ Mr. Gladwell‐‐
‐ Stop. Just Gladwell.
352
00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:16,381
‐ Gladwell, would you sign
my 10,000 hours ray?
353
00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:18,425
It simulates studying
for 10,000 hours.
354
00:13:18,425 --> 00:13:20,051
Your Outliers book inspired me.
355
00:13:20,051 --> 00:13:23,179
‐ My key insight was that if you spend
a lot of time on something,
356
00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:24,097
you can get good at it.
357
00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:27,767
Seems like common knowledge now,
but at the time it was unheard of.
358
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,102
‐ Yeah, genius, Gladwell.
359
00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:31,396
So listen, there's a reason we're here.
360
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,523
‐ Let me guess,
Terrance needs his arms back.
361
00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:34,399
‐ Damn, he's good.
362
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,443
‐ Let's run up to my penthouse
and get them.
363
00:13:36,443 --> 00:13:38,862
In the meantime, do the rest
of you want VIP tickets
364
00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:40,739
to see our in‐cruise show,
Malcolm Dragwell?
365
00:13:40,739 --> 00:13:43,199
It's drag queens lip syncing
to audio recordings of my books.
366
00:13:43,199 --> 00:13:46,536
‐ Uh, cool. Y‐y‐you guys do that.
And I‐I'll be right back with my arms.
367
00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:47,412
‐ Enjoy the show.
368
00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:50,582
♪ elevator music playing ♪
369
00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:53,084
Do you remember that hot air balloon
over Portugal?
370
00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:56,504
We made that basket so hot that
the balloon rose an extra hundred feet.
371
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:59,299
‐ Ah yes. The summer we screwed
in every type of dirigible.
372
00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:01,092
Remember when you had me
on that zeppelin?
373
00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:02,928
[both chuckle]
[elevator dings]
374
00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:03,970
BOTH:
Hmm.
375
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:06,723
‐ I'm so nervous to meet
a Malcolm Dragwell Queen.
376
00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:08,683
Ah. I'm not dressed for royalty.
377
00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:10,769
‐ I find it hard to believe
there's enough Gladwell demand
378
00:14:10,769 --> 00:14:12,520
to justify a whole Stan culture.
379
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,147
‐ I hope there's stuff from Blink
in the show.
380
00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:15,106
I love that book.
381
00:14:15,106 --> 00:14:17,025
It's about how sometimes
we just know stuff
382
00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:18,318
without having to think or learn.
383
00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:19,694
I feel that way constantly.
384
00:14:20,403 --> 00:14:22,280
‐ Pour me a drink
while I look for your arms.
385
00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:24,157
Make one for yourself, too.
386
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,284
‐ Ugh. Been a hell of a day.
387
00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:28,495
I don't know if you could tell,
but Korvo is melting.
388
00:14:28,495 --> 00:14:29,537
He's sensitive about it.
389
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:31,790
‐ My god. Come, tell me.
390
00:14:32,832 --> 00:14:34,376
‐ Whoa, hey, hey, hey.
No traps!
391
00:14:34,376 --> 00:14:36,461
I'm not having a drink
or sitting on the bed. Just give me my‐‐
392
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,296
Your hair is looking zanier than normal.
393
00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:40,006
Are you styling it different?
S'cute.
394
00:14:40,006 --> 00:14:42,968
‐ Still just rubbing a balloon
on it after showering.
395
00:14:42,968 --> 00:14:45,554
‐ Wha‐‐ That's not hair!
Those are... my arms!
396
00:14:45,554 --> 00:14:46,471
What did you do?
397
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:49,808
‐ You left them to rot.
I gave them purpose. I gave them life!
398
00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:51,476
They've been writing my books.
399
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:53,645
Sadly, I've had them so busy scribbling,
400
00:14:53,645 --> 00:14:56,064
they've fused into some kind of rat king.
401
00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,065
‐ That's straight‐up gross.
402
00:14:57,065 --> 00:14:59,442
‐ Now they're more creative
than ever before!
403
00:14:59,442 --> 00:15:02,112
My latest bestseller,
Thou Who Smelt It, Dealt It,
404
00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:03,655
was their idea.
405
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:05,657
‐ You can't force my arms
to write their own fart ideas.
406
00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:07,242
‐ I already have.
407
00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:09,578
David Remnick interviewed me
an hour ago!
408
00:15:09,578 --> 00:15:10,579
Grab him!
[snarls]
409
00:15:10,579 --> 00:15:12,122
[screams, grunts]
410
00:15:12,872 --> 00:15:14,541
JESSE:
Is this the way to the VIP room?
411
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,626
I'll have a rum and Diet to start, please.
412
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:19,296
‐ Oh shit! They're going
to throw us into the ocean.
413
00:15:19,296 --> 00:15:22,424
I'm going to get diluted and excreted
through a million disgusting squids!
414
00:15:22,424 --> 00:15:24,342
‐ Did Gladwell sign off on this?
415
00:15:24,342 --> 00:15:25,886
[all scream]
416
00:15:28,889 --> 00:15:31,516
[screaming]
417
00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:35,687
‐ This is how we do it in Chi‐raq, biatch!
418
00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:37,564
[grunting]
419
00:15:38,189 --> 00:15:39,274
[screaming]
420
00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:48,867
‐ Yeah, bitch! Slip on my stinking goo
and drop to your death.
421
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,161
Now scoop me up into the backpack.
422
00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:54,831
‐ Sales! Always!
Big, big growth!
423
00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:57,208
Profits... up!
Money... yes, yes!
424
00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:03,048
‐ Damn, Eddie.
How is it that you're never in the office
425
00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:05,550
and you just crushed
my Q2 sales record?
426
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,552
‐ Get on my level. Bro.
427
00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,429
‐ Alright, boys, back to work.
428
00:16:09,429 --> 00:16:11,181
Eddie, stick around for a sec.
429
00:16:12,515 --> 00:16:14,184
Now, you listen to me, you son of a bitch.
430
00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:15,727
You might have everyone else fooled,
431
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:18,021
but I have been on to you
since day one.
432
00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:19,773
I knew there was
something off about you.
433
00:16:19,773 --> 00:16:21,316
I couldn't put my finger on it.
434
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:23,860
But you messed up when you made
a move on my daughter.
435
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:26,196
I did a background check
on you, "Eddie."
436
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:27,739
And you know what I found?
437
00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:29,950
Nothing.
You are who you say you are.
438
00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:32,160
But that doesn't change
how I feel in my gut.
439
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,704
And the only thing
I love more than profits
440
00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:36,206
is that little girl of mine.
441
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:39,209
So I'm writing you a check
for ten million dollars.
442
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,211
It's a bribe.
Get out of Katie's life.
443
00:16:42,629 --> 00:16:45,048
Then what do you want?
What's your price?
444
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:47,175
[scratching]
445
00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:51,346
Are you out
of your fuckin' mind?
446
00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,306
[liquid sloshing]
447
00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:59,187
[beeping]
448
00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:00,772
[cell phone ringing]
449
00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:05,360
♪ adventurous music ♪
450
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,696
♪
451
00:17:07,696 --> 00:17:11,491
♪
452
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:15,245
[Terry grunting]
‐ Stop hitting yourself, Terrance.
453
00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:16,621
‐ Ah! Cheap joke, Gladwell.
454
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:19,791
‐ Yes, but it was right there,
and I think I made my point.
455
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,293
Your arms obey me now.
456
00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:23,086
I say hit you, they hit.
‐ Ow!
457
00:17:23,086 --> 00:17:25,922
‐ I say write a book, they type up
cherry‐picked anecdotes
458
00:17:25,922 --> 00:17:28,008
to support my nursery school wisdom.
459
00:17:28,008 --> 00:17:29,551
I'll give you one last chance.
460
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,344
Live with me on the open seas.
461
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:33,430
We'll make love
while your arms write my TED Talks.
462
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:34,514
A perfect life!
463
00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:36,933
‐ If it were up to me,
I'd tap that curly shit all day.
464
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:38,310
But I've already got a team.
465
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:41,187
‐ Pity.
Consider your point... tipped.
466
00:17:41,187 --> 00:17:42,355
[snarling]
467
00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:44,608
‐ Oh no! Terry's arms formed a rat king,
468
00:17:44,608 --> 00:17:46,109
and they've sided with Gladwell!
469
00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:47,402
‐ How did you gather that so fast?
470
00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:50,989
‐ Because I'm young, and adulthood
hasn't atrophied my imagination!
471
00:17:52,741 --> 00:17:54,284
[snarling]
‐ Holy shit!
472
00:17:55,327 --> 00:17:57,621
‐ Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it, Terry's arms!
473
00:17:58,121 --> 00:18:00,332
‐ Korvo, his arms,
they're listening to you!
474
00:18:00,332 --> 00:18:02,709
‐ I'm their mission leader,
it's their biological imperative.
475
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:03,960
Terry's arms!
Stop being dicks!
476
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,171
‐ No, Terry's arms!
I'm your leader now.
477
00:18:06,171 --> 00:18:08,465
I'm the one who lets you
grease me up before bedtime.
478
00:18:08,465 --> 00:18:10,884
‐ You've never done anything right
in your shoulder‐girdled lives.
479
00:18:10,884 --> 00:18:13,345
You're worthless!
But you can change that right now.
480
00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:15,680
Come home with us, Terry's arms.
Come home.
481
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,515
‐ No! My career will be over!
482
00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:19,726
Without Terry's arms,
all I'll be able to write
483
00:18:19,726 --> 00:18:23,271
is the erotic Luigi's Mansion fanfic
that comes to me so naturally.
484
00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:24,564
I can't go back to that!
485
00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:26,566
I won't go back to that!
[gun cocks]
486
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:29,694
‐ Hey, Gladwell. I'm Yumyulack.
‐ So?
487
00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:31,029
‐ I'm head of mission security,
488
00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:33,531
so consider your dumb ass secured.
489
00:18:34,074 --> 00:18:35,951
[screams, groans]
490
00:18:35,951 --> 00:18:38,578
‐ What did you do to him?
‐ He's 10,000 hours stupider.
491
00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:41,873
‐ I'm going to go write a novel
about video games and '80s movies!
492
00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:43,041
‐ He'll land on his feet.
493
00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:44,960
Oh man, I wish I had feet.
494
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,128
I'm feeling pretty shitty.
‐ Korvo!
495
00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:51,049
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
496
00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:53,426
Almost home, buddy.
Think solid, stay solid.
497
00:18:54,177 --> 00:18:54,928
[gasps]
498
00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:56,596
[tires squealing]
[all scream]
499
00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:59,015
[all groan]
[tires squealing]
500
00:18:59,516 --> 00:19:02,102
‐ Who was that psycho?
[hovercraft rumbling]
501
00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:04,854
[groaning]
502
00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:10,068
[panting]
503
00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:13,405
♪
504
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:14,906
[panting]
505
00:19:14,906 --> 00:19:16,908
♪
506
00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:18,743
[panting]
507
00:19:19,286 --> 00:19:20,370
‐ Hey.
508
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:21,329
Ah.
509
00:19:21,329 --> 00:19:25,458
♪
510
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:29,504
♪
511
00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:31,172
[panting]
512
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,883
‐ AISHA! Launch the ship!
513
00:19:32,883 --> 00:19:34,217
AISHA:
All crew members present.
514
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:36,011
Launch activated.
515
00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:37,012
[rumbling]
516
00:19:38,096 --> 00:19:39,389
[ship whooshing]
KORVO: We're doing it!
517
00:19:39,389 --> 00:19:40,473
We're actually leaving.
518
00:19:43,143 --> 00:19:44,978
[alarm blaring]
KORVO: No, no, no, no. No, no, fuck!
519
00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:46,521
No, no, no, no. Noooo!
520
00:19:46,521 --> 00:19:48,315
[all screaming]
521
00:19:48,815 --> 00:19:49,983
No! What happened?
522
00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:52,027
AISHA:
All ship systems have been compromised
523
00:19:52,027 --> 00:19:54,279
by the heavy levels
of iron in these puffs.
524
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:55,822
‐ Where did they all come from?
525
00:19:57,073 --> 00:19:59,367
‐ I... I guess it was me?
526
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:00,869
I only remember packing a couple
527
00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:02,787
so the Pupa could have
favorite snacks for the trip.
528
00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:04,998
‐ You were trying to be
a better Pupa specialist.
529
00:20:04,998 --> 00:20:06,458
‐ We can clean this up, Korvo.
530
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,960
You can talk us through the repairs.
531
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,837
Please, I just started chronicling,
532
00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:13,757
and I don't want this to be how
my first journal entry ends.
533
00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:15,050
‐ Yeah, we can still save you.
534
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,968
‐ No, the puffs
have destroyed the circuits.
535
00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,763
The damage is too severe.
You'll have to stay on Earth permanently.
536
00:20:19,763 --> 00:20:20,680
‐ But what about you?
537
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,474
‐ I'm afraid it's time for me to goo.
538
00:20:22,474 --> 00:20:24,392
I'm sorry I failed you all as leader.
539
00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:27,312
Today, I realized that each of you
has been fulfilling your mission roles
540
00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:28,271
in convoluted ways
541
00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:31,566
because I hadn't created an environment
where my team could thrive.
542
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:34,986
I should have set down roots on Earth,
found a work/life balance
543
00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:37,072
instead of repairing the doggone ship
all the time.
544
00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:38,323
‐ Ohh‐‐
‐ Korvo‐‐
545
00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:39,282
‐ Goodbye, big guy.
546
00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:41,034
‐ Alright, go enjoy your slip and slide
547
00:20:41,034 --> 00:20:42,494
and leave me to turn into goo.
548
00:20:42,494 --> 00:20:44,621
That's my final order as mission leader.
549
00:20:44,621 --> 00:20:45,622
[door closes]
550
00:20:47,249 --> 00:20:51,127
AISHA: Damn, Korvo,
that's a lot of emotional growth.
551
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:54,548
And you know I could vacuum up
this puff dust in, like, two minutes.
552
00:20:54,548 --> 00:20:57,217
‐ Yes, I am well aware.
‐ So why you lie?
553
00:20:57,217 --> 00:20:59,594
‐ Being on Earth is
what's best for my team.
554
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:01,221
Even if it's what's worst for me.
555
00:21:01,221 --> 00:21:02,847
AISHA: Eww.
‐ Did you see that?
556
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:05,350
I grew a leg.
Holy shit, another‐‐ another leg!
557
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:06,351
My sacrifice!
558
00:21:06,351 --> 00:21:08,436
I was team leader,
and my team worked together!
559
00:21:08,436 --> 00:21:09,563
I'm regaining my form!
560
00:21:09,563 --> 00:21:11,731
‐ It's fucking gross.
Can you do it somewhere else?
561
00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:13,441
‐ Guys! Guys, get up here and help me!
562
00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:14,568
I'm getting my body back!
563
00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:16,528
[all shouting, laughing]
KORVO: Little help up here!
564
00:21:16,528 --> 00:21:17,779
Hello?
565
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,906
Stop leaving me to die.
I'm not dying anymore!
566
00:21:19,906 --> 00:21:21,032
I'm thirsty for piss!
567
00:21:21,575 --> 00:21:22,867
Hah, finally back to normal.
568
00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:24,494
Feels good to not be goo anymore.
569
00:21:24,494 --> 00:21:25,787
‐ And did you mean it, Korvo?
570
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:27,497
That you're going to put down
some roots this year?
571
00:21:27,497 --> 00:21:29,874
‐ Yes. If the options are turning
into a sack of slime
572
00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:32,878
or learning how to like Earth,
then I guess I'll have to give it a try.
573
00:21:32,878 --> 00:21:34,546
‐ Sounds like the Solar Opposites
are going to be having
574
00:21:34,546 --> 00:21:35,797
some fun this year!
575
00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:37,215
‐ And the fun will begin right now
576
00:21:37,215 --> 00:21:39,175
as we watch
all the Tom Clancy movies in order
577
00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:40,510
starting with
The Hunt For Red October!
578
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:43,054
‐ What? No, those are grownup movies.
Can't we watch John Wick?
579
00:21:43,054 --> 00:21:44,681
‐ No! I'm setting down roots
the way I want,
580
00:21:44,681 --> 00:21:46,933
and that means Jack Ryan
and courtroom dramas.
581
00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:50,020
‐ Sorry, back up.
Which Jack Wick movie are we watching?
582
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,396
‐ It's Jack Ryan, dummy.
Keep up.
583
00:21:51,396 --> 00:21:53,398
‐ Is this gonna be happening
all the time now, Jesse?
584
00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:55,191
‐ You know I hate repeating myself!
585
00:21:55,191 --> 00:21:56,484
[groans loudly]
586
00:21:56,484 --> 00:21:57,569
‐ My hand's cramping!
587
00:21:57,569 --> 00:22:00,280
‐ Well, why don't you use that Talkboy
you're so keen on tricking me with
588
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,615
and transcribe it later?
589
00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:06,995
♪ suspenseful music ♪
590
00:22:07,787 --> 00:22:10,916
‐ Mmm, I must say, Pupa.
Nothing like a purple puff.
591
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:13,335
So her old man went for the bargain,
just like we thought.
592
00:22:13,335 --> 00:22:14,502
‐ Mmm, yummy!
593
00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:16,671
‐ You're a cold‐hearted
son of a bitch, Pupa.
594
00:22:16,671 --> 00:22:17,923
Who's our next target?
595
00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:19,799
The heir to the Popchips fortune?
596
00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:21,885
Hell yes, let's fucking go.
597
00:22:21,885 --> 00:22:23,345
[airplane whooshing]
598
00:22:24,095 --> 00:22:26,932
‐ Ooh, ma'am, that was final boarding.
I have to close the door.
599
00:22:26,932 --> 00:22:28,600
‐ No! You can't!
600
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,143
My fiancé's coming.
601
00:22:30,143 --> 00:22:32,604
[sniffles] I know he is.
‐ Mmm, yeah.
602
00:22:32,604 --> 00:22:35,315
Let me take you to our section for people
who were stood up by their loved ones.
603
00:22:36,483 --> 00:22:40,320
♪
604
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:45,033
♪
605
00:22:45,033 --> 00:22:50,121
♪
606
00:22:50,121 --> 00:22:54,626
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
607
00:22:54,626 --> 00:22:59,130
♪
608
00:23:34,457 --> 00:23:35,959
[mimicking laser fire]