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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

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♪

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‐ This is stupid.

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How are we still in the same goddamn line
from last episode?

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‐ Oh, this could take forever,
that's part of why it's so great!

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‐ Have we moved at all?

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‐ Not me, but I try
to limit my movements each day

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to save energy
in case I run into Tim Burton

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so I can punch him in the face
for plagiarizing my whole tone.

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‐ Luckily we can't stay in this line
for much longer.

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We have to get back to the ship
so we can watch the video

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I show you every morning
about the homeworld exploding, all that.

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‐ Nah, dawg,
I got it loaded on my phone.

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KORVO: [over phone]
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia

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until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a pupa and escaped‐‐

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‐ Are we really making one episode
just go into another

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as if we're some kind of
acclaimed television program like 24?

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KORVO: [over phone] Stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.

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This is‐‐ this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa. Did you see that?

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KORVO:
A‐are we really doing this?

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TERRY:
We're still in line, baby!

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KORVO:
Oh my god, a lazy bottle episode.

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KORVO: [over phone]
They have so many emotions.

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Th‐they don't know that they can just set
their Candolian mood rings onto peaceful

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and get on with their lives.

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♪ dramatic theme ♪

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‐ You know, you always say
something different?

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‐ I do?

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Goddammit, Terry. This sucks.

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When are we going to get
to do something interesting?

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‐ Duh‐duh‐duh, wait for it.
We're about to do something awesome!

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[all exclaiming]

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‐ How fucking dope was that, chumba?

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‐ I refuse to view shuffling forward
as an achievement.

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‐ You don't understand.
This line is super rare!

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It's what us pro standers call
a Category Five.

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‐ You rank them like hurricanes?

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‐ Yeah, technically,
this one's named Linda.

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She's a real handsome lady.

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She's a combination of three lines:

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one for a new iPhone,
one for a new sneaker release,

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and one for a Howlin' Rays sandwich
branded with a Supreme logo.

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‐ This is getting stupider
by the second!

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‐ A cat five is not to be missed,

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that's why all the most
famous standers are here.

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That's Andrew, he was front of the line
for the first Xbox back in '01.

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Sarah served three to five
for knifing someone

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who tried to cut in line
on a Black Friday at Ann Taylor Loft.

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And Kyle Von Titsenburg,
dude with the pointy hat?

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Once held a pee for 72 hours.

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Plus: great name.

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‐ So many motionless celebrities.

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I feel like I'm at a wax museum!

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‐ I do like all the line shoes and hats
the pros are wearing.

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I can't resist the siren song
of hyper‐specific gear.

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‐ I got my New Balance Shuffles on,

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my touch‐the‐wall‐for‐leverage
Asics gloves,

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and my uncle‐hat
so my spots don't get burnt.

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‐ Okay, okay,
I'll, I'll give it a chance.

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Hey, where's the Pupa going?
Look, he's, he's getting biggie‐size.

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I bet he's going to go do
something awesome.

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We really should leave the line
and check it out.

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‐ The Pupa does love him
some wacky hijinks.

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‐ Let's see what he's up to.
Th‐th‐that could be our whole story!

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‐ But we can't leave line.
You promised.

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‐ Just for a second, so we can see
why the Pupa got so big.

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He had a devilish grin!
He's gonna do something Pupa‐y.

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Don't tell me you aren't curious.

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‐ No, if you leave line for even a second,
you lose your place.

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Fighting temptation is
the whole game.

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It's like edging, but you can do it
around other people.

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‐ Hey! Look at that other line over there!
It's totally moving faster.

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‐ Rookie mistake, Yummers. If a line looks
like it's moving, it's just an illusion.

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As Kyle Von Titsenburg likes to say,

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"Any line worth standing in
doesn't move."

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‐ That's stupid.

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Fuck you, I'm joining the faster line,

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and I'm gonna get my sneakers
way before you.

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Later, losers!
Suck my mound!

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‐ I always knew you were the smart one.
Stick with me. Okay?

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Jesse?

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‐ Hello? Are you doing that scary
teenage girl silent treatment thing again?

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I told you that freaks me out.
Stop it!

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‐ Look at the back of that guy's head.
Purrrr.

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‐ That guy? Ugh. He looks like
a melting stick of butter.

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‐ His hair is riding that nape.

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He has a cowlick
and a wallet chain? Mama like.

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‐ Oh boy, here we go.

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Every time we're in line, Jesse falls
in love with the back of some guy's head.

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‐ Nah‐uh. I'm just thinking about what
the back of those arms would look like

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outside the back of that shirt.

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‐ Keep it in your dress, Jesse.

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[groans]

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♪

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[bones cracking]

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[snores]

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[groaning]

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‐ Would you stop fidgeting?
I'm in the zone, and you're messing me up.

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To really focus, I count the number
of Kardashians over and over,

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and you're making me get tripped up
after the obese brother.

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‐ Alright, fuck this, if we have
to stand here, I'm doing something.

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‐ Oh yeah, like what?

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‐ I'm gonna use that ray
that turns everyone into cigarettes,

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and then we'll just walk
over everyone.

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‐ No!

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ASTRONAUT:
Oh fuck!

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Houston, the Space Station turned
into cigarettes!

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‐ Just like the fortune cookie
said it would!

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[both screaming]

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‐ Korvo, stop that.

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Turning them into anything
would ruin it.

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The point of the line is
to be in the line.

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‐ But the ray‐‐
‐ No rays, no sci‐fi of any kind.

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Just be present in the moment.
‐ Whatever.

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I was just trying
to do a hobby you love,

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but you really love
stupid stuff that sucks,

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so I'm‐I'm‐I'm going to take off.

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‐ See if I care. Not everyone has
what it takes to line.

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‐ Plus, we have a couple
of Howlin' Rays rays back on the ship.

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I'll just shoot some carbon
into a delicious chicken sandwich.

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‐ Linus! Wassup, my dawg?

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I was hoping I'd see you standing around.

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‐ Ter‐bear! The Ter‐inator!

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T‐T‐T‐Terry and the Jets!

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‐ Oh. Uh‐‐
[Linus grunts]

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‐ What the F‐U‐C‐K?

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Did you just give that guy
a little smooch?

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‐ It's my thing now,
don't hang a light on it.

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‐ Thanks for holding my place, Marv.

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Hired a hold‐my‐place‐stander
so I wouldn't miss

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a good spot next to T‐dog.

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He's kinda my line husband.

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‐ Oh well, I'm sure you've heard
all about me then.

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Korvo. I'm Terry's actual husband
slash unmarried team leader.

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‐ Korvo, Kor, Korv‐‐ hmm?

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No, he's never mentioned you.

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‐ Yes, I have, remember?

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I hate the way his eyes
cartoonishly bulge out when he's angry?

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‐ They do not!
‐ There they are.

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‐ No, I would've remembered.

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Terry and I go way back.

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I guess we started to fall
in line together

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when we were waiting to get
Mr. Wonderful's new set of sponges.

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That was a day!

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[both laugh]

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Remember, remember, remember.
‐ Oh my god!

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‐ With the sponges.

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‐ Korvo was actually
just about to take off.

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He's not really a line guy.

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‐ No, I wasn't actually
about to take off.

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This line is just getting good!
‐ Really?

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‐ Yes. I look forward
to continuing to stand here

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with my teammate
slash work husband in crime

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slash life Terry
and this person named Lameus.

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‐ It's Linus with an "N."

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‐ Oh, what did I say?

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‐ Oh‐kay, well, uh,
welcome, compadre!

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I only brought two bags
of DayQuil Blast Cheez‐Its though,

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so you'll have to share.

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They're Terry's favorite.

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‐ Oooh! Now with extra 'quil?
Goodbye, thoughts.

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‐ I thought Terry was
a Mai Tai Goldfish man.

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‐ That was so 2019.
But who can keep track?

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Terry is always yammering on
about snack foods.

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‐ You know me, I'm always "Bugles this"
and "Twizzlers that."

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Such a yambone!
[both laugh]

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Oh god.

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‐ Hah, I knew it! It's always better
to switch to the fastest line.

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Wow. Okay, we're running now.

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My line rules!

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Fuck you, Terry!

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[panting]

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‐ Man, we've been
in some crazy lines together.

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Remember when we pretended
we lost our drivers' licenses

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just to hit up the DMV?

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‐ It took forever.

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God, it's hard to find
a great line these days.

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You know, I wish
we could go back in time

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and stand in some
bread lines together, Terry.

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I would go through
a Great Depression in a second

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just to be poor and facing
the same direction on the street with you.

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‐ I say that all the time!

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‐ I once waited in a line
at the grocery store.

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I had too many items
for the express checkout.

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So then I had to stand
in another line.

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‐ Wow, great story.

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‐ Hey now,
we all gotta start somewhere.

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‐ Thank you, Linus.

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You aren't the only ones
who've stood in line before, Terry.

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‐ Remember when we were in line
for the Broadway adaptation of Tenet?

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And that homeless guy threw
a bag of shit at you?

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Remember we watched him shit
into the bag and we were like,

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"I wonder who's gonna get that bag?"

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And it was you!

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‐ Oh yeah, I think I have photos
of it on my phone.

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‐ Hey, what do you think
of this Linus guy?

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Jesse?

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Are you still all hot
and bothered by Neck Douche?

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‐ I can't help it.

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I can just picture our life together.

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I can't believe you won
this giant bear for me.

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‐ It's almost as cute as you are.

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‐ Ooh, can I have some
of that cotton candy?

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‐ But you're already
the sweetest girl in the world.

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‐ Swoon.

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‐ Let's ride the Ferris wheel
and dry hump at the top

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until it breaks
and we have to get rescued.

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‐ Yes, please.

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‐ But there's something
I have to ask you first.

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Jessica Opposites,
I've loved you

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since the moment you saw
the back of my head in line.

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You are beautiful. You are smart.

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You know how to rock
the fuck out of a polka dot.

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Would you do me the honor
of marrying me?

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‐ You had me
at Jessica Opposites!

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[both moaning]

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[Jesse moaning]
[rumbling]

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‐ Oh look,
the Pupa's a giant or something!

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Ugh, I wish I could see
more than just the top of his head.

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[Godzilla screeching]

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Oh, shit, is that
a fucking Godzilla too?

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I wonder if that's the same Godzilla
that came to town

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on a book tour last year.

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[thudding, rumbling]

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Oh my god, did you hear that?

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I think the Pupa is in an epic battle
with a Godzilla.

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I bet they're stomping on cars
and pushing over skyscrapers and shit.

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We could be doing that!

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Terry, can we please just go see
what's happening for a minute?

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‐ You can go, Korvo,
but you'll lose your spot.

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‐ Ugh, I hate not being in line.

236
00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:14,120
Might as well cut my dick off,
you know?

237
00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,830
‐ Right?
‐ Ugh, fine. I'll stay.

238
00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:17,374
‐ I'm loving this hat, T‐rex.

239
00:08:17,374 --> 00:08:18,917
‐ Oh, come on, it's nothing
compared to yours.

240
00:08:18,917 --> 00:08:20,752
‐ Well, here's a little trick
of the trade, you dumb bitch.

241
00:08:20,752 --> 00:08:22,796
You gotta get a cap
that covers your neck.

242
00:08:22,796 --> 00:08:24,548
And that also helps collect
your neck sweat.

243
00:08:24,548 --> 00:08:25,799
It's pretty cool, huh?

244
00:08:25,799 --> 00:08:26,925
‐ Oh. Such a good call.

245
00:08:26,925 --> 00:08:29,261
My cap only covers the top of my head
like a total loser.

246
00:08:29,261 --> 00:08:32,013
‐ You're not a loser, Terry.
You're the coolest guy I know.

247
00:08:32,013 --> 00:08:33,932
‐ Yes. You're also
the coolest guy I know.

248
00:08:33,932 --> 00:08:35,600
‐ You told me yesterday
I should die in a fire.

249
00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:36,810
‐ I‐I was joking.
[stomach rumbles]

250
00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:39,312
‐ Oof, all those hot coins
I swallowed for breakfast

251
00:08:39,312 --> 00:08:41,398
are not sitting right.
I gotta go to the bathroom.

252
00:08:41,398 --> 00:08:42,649
‐ Why? We don't have buttholes.

253
00:08:42,649 --> 00:08:44,568
‐ Yeah, I just sit on the seat
and calm down.

254
00:08:44,568 --> 00:08:45,735
Plus it lets me chew my gum.

255
00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:48,363
The way I chew gum is so disgusting
that I can't do it in front of people.

256
00:08:48,363 --> 00:08:50,574
‐ Fine, I'll save your spot
in line while you go.

257
00:08:50,574 --> 00:08:52,701
[both laughing]
Who are we laughing at?

258
00:08:52,701 --> 00:08:54,661
Did I accidentally quote
a TokTik again?

259
00:08:54,661 --> 00:08:58,123
‐ No. It's just, "Save your spot"
is what a line virgin would say.

260
00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,749
‐ You're green, so let me explain.

261
00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:02,460
On the professional line circuit,
what Terry needs

262
00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:04,004
is called a "line check."

263
00:09:04,004 --> 00:09:05,547
And if you're cool like me,
you say it

264
00:09:05,547 --> 00:09:06,882
like a quarterback making an audible:

265
00:09:06,882 --> 00:09:09,134
"Line Check! Omaha.
Hut hut, green 8!"

266
00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:11,511
‐ See, I say "line check"
and the other pros will honor it

267
00:09:11,511 --> 00:09:13,471
because we adhere to
an ancient and noble code.

268
00:09:13,471 --> 00:09:15,807
‐ If you don't line check,
you lose your spot,

269
00:09:15,807 --> 00:09:17,017
but worse, your dignity.

270
00:09:17,017 --> 00:09:19,269
‐ Damn, all these arbitrary rules
are hard to keep track of.

271
00:09:19,269 --> 00:09:20,645
‐ Isn't it great?
[yelling] Line check!

272
00:09:20,645 --> 00:09:23,273
‐ Hey, have fun, Tery‐dactyl.

273
00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:26,943
‐ Thanks for the heads up
on that "line check" thing. Oh!

274
00:09:26,943 --> 00:09:29,029
‐ You listen to me,
you worthless little blue bitch.

275
00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:30,989
Terry is mine, this line is mine,

276
00:09:30,989 --> 00:09:32,908
you are a piece of aardvark shit.

277
00:09:32,908 --> 00:09:35,327
‐ Linus, your behavior is completely
different from a moment ago.

278
00:09:35,327 --> 00:09:36,870
Were you bitten
by some kind of spider?

279
00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:38,914
‐ I've stood in hundreds
of lines with Terry,

280
00:09:38,914 --> 00:09:40,749
and I'm not gonna let you slime in here

281
00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:42,125
and ruin what we have.

282
00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,835
So fuck all the way off!

283
00:09:43,835 --> 00:09:46,004
‐ Wait, wait,
you're being two‐faced!

284
00:09:46,004 --> 00:09:48,340
I've heard humans do that,
but I've never seen it in real life.

285
00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:49,049
Fascinating.

286
00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:50,675
‐ Leave now or pay the price.

287
00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:53,136
Don't say I didn't warn you,
fuckhead.

288
00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:54,596
Uh‐oh! Speak of the devil.

289
00:09:54,596 --> 00:09:56,139
Welcome back, Terry‐cloth!

290
00:09:56,139 --> 00:09:57,432
‐ Terry! You'll never guess
what happened.

291
00:09:57,432 --> 00:09:59,309
Linus was completely different
when you left.

292
00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:01,436
He was‐‐ he was very mean
and said lots of insults.

293
00:10:01,436 --> 00:10:02,854
‐ But before I left,
he was super nice.

294
00:10:02,854 --> 00:10:04,856
‐ I know!
Linus, show Terry your other face.

295
00:10:04,856 --> 00:10:06,274
Get‐get all mean
and nasty like you did.

296
00:10:06,274 --> 00:10:07,984
‐ Not sure what
you're talking about, Korvo.

297
00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:09,986
I don't think we spoke a word
when Terry was gone.

298
00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:11,947
You stared at the ground
like a real, um,

299
00:10:11,947 --> 00:10:13,156
like, uh, you're so dumb.

300
00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:14,783
‐ Korvo, you don't have
to make stuff up.

301
00:10:14,783 --> 00:10:15,784
‐ Why would I ever do that?

302
00:10:15,784 --> 00:10:18,286
‐ Maybe you're just a little jealous
of my relationship with Linus.

303
00:10:18,286 --> 00:10:21,206
‐ I have a robe and sweet‐ass crystal
that can make me levitate.

304
00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:24,960
I'll never be jealous of some nerd
who jerks off to lines.

305
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:25,961
‐ You're embarrassing me.

306
00:10:25,961 --> 00:10:27,587
‐ Hey, remember
when we waited in that line

307
00:10:27,587 --> 00:10:30,882
to get into the first‐ever Jimmy Buffett
Buffet and Urgent Care center

308
00:10:30,882 --> 00:10:33,802
and I almost coded out because I ate
all that shrimp that I'm allergic to?

309
00:10:33,802 --> 00:10:35,929
‐ Oh my god,
so many fat fatties!

310
00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:38,473
[both laugh]
[Jesse moaning]

311
00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:44,229
[Yumyulack panting]

312
00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:46,940
‐ [laughs] This line is unstoppable!

313
00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:49,401
Oh shit, a lake? Oh my god,
oh, we're getting in the water?

314
00:10:49,401 --> 00:10:50,652
Ha, that's genius!

315
00:10:50,652 --> 00:10:53,530
We're going so much faster
than those idiots standing on the street!

316
00:10:55,407 --> 00:10:56,658
[panting]

317
00:10:58,451 --> 00:11:00,745
Hell yeah!
Let's steal these bikes! Sick!

318
00:11:00,745 --> 00:11:03,415
[laughing]
[ringing bike bell]

319
00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:05,959
‐ Come on, Korvo,
do squats with us.

320
00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:08,211
We gotta work out our muscles
to keep them from atrophying.

321
00:11:08,211 --> 00:11:10,255
‐ He wouldn't understand.
Look at his tiny legs.

322
00:11:10,255 --> 00:11:12,549
They're like little matchsticks,
except they'll never be lit.

323
00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,217
‐ See, that's that two‐faced shit
right there.

324
00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:16,177
‐ It's called word play,
Mr. Sensitive.

325
00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:17,554
[phone buzzing]
‐ Ooh, I gotta take this.

326
00:11:17,554 --> 00:11:19,848
It's my best friend Jeff.
Terry, you would love him.

327
00:11:19,848 --> 00:11:21,725
We met in a wedding line
for the valet.

328
00:11:22,309 --> 00:11:24,644
‐ Okay, what the fuck is the dealio
with you and Linus?

329
00:11:24,644 --> 00:11:26,521
‐ What, Korvo?
He's my line husband.

330
00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:29,149
You know, like how I have Gerard,
my spin class husband,

331
00:11:29,149 --> 00:11:31,568
and Billy Jr.,
my Sunday afternoon Costco husband.

332
00:11:31,568 --> 00:11:32,611
God, why do you care so much?

333
00:11:32,611 --> 00:11:35,280
‐ I don't, okay. It's just,
he touches your waist a lot.

334
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,157
‐ Oh, it's just how we keep
each other steady in line.

335
00:11:37,157 --> 00:11:40,410
‐ Did you see that alien creature
do ancient martial arts on that Godzilla?

336
00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,829
‐ I think he's also going to have
to fight that giant robot

337
00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:43,747
that just came into town.

338
00:11:43,747 --> 00:11:46,291
‐ What? Pupa is fighting
a giant lizard and a robot!

339
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,752
That sounds awesome!
I‐I wish I could see better.

340
00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:51,296
Dammit! This is so frustrating.
I can't see the robot.

341
00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:53,715
I bet it does all sorts
of cool stuff like Chappie!

342
00:11:55,091 --> 00:11:56,551
How does this not frustrate you?

343
00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:57,969
‐ I don't know, 'cause I'm smart?

344
00:11:57,969 --> 00:12:00,013
‐ [laughing] Alright, alright, bye‐bye.

345
00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:02,807
Jeff wanted some tips on smoking
a fuckin' rad pork shoulder.

346
00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:05,560
I consider myself
a grill master of sorts.

347
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,728
What'd I miss?
‐ Hold it!

348
00:12:06,728 --> 00:12:07,979
Linus, you can't get back in line.

349
00:12:07,979 --> 00:12:09,689
‐ [mocking] You can't get back in line.

350
00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:11,900
What are you talking about?
I'm the king of this line.

351
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,026
‐ You didn't call line check.
TERRY: Oh!

352
00:12:13,026 --> 00:12:14,903
‐ I didn't "leave,"
I stepped, like, five feet away.

353
00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,529
‐ Well, guess what,
that's called leaving.

354
00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:18,198
How do you like
those wordplay apples?

355
00:12:18,198 --> 00:12:20,825
‐ Oh no, I'm sorry,
Linus, but he's right.

356
00:12:20,825 --> 00:12:22,494
Calling line check is just
a part of the rules,

357
00:12:22,494 --> 00:12:24,955
and without rules,
a line is just people standing around.

358
00:12:24,955 --> 00:12:26,873
You know who said that? Gandhi.

359
00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:28,500
I think. Or Kyle Von Titsenburg.

360
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,418
‐ Either way,
you're outtie‐200, Linus.

361
00:12:30,418 --> 00:12:32,170
You might want to find
an easier line to stand in,

362
00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,588
maybe at the park
for the baby swings?

363
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,549
‐ You shut your fuckin' mouth!

364
00:12:35,549 --> 00:12:36,633
You're a line loser.

365
00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:39,177
You should never be allowed
to stand next to a pro like me.

366
00:12:39,177 --> 00:12:40,679
‐ There it is!
Th‐th‐there's the other face!

367
00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:42,472
‐ Whoa, he really
does have two faces.

368
00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:43,890
I thought that was just on TV!
‐ Right?

369
00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:46,101
‐ I hope you both get gonorrhea
and go to hell

370
00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:47,602
and there's no line to get in.

371
00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:49,062
‐ Come on, Linus,
don't be like this.

372
00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:50,272
After all the waiting
we've done together?

373
00:12:50,272 --> 00:12:52,232
‐ You know what?
I'm starting a better line.

374
00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:54,359
‐ You can't do that.
That's against all the ancient codes.

375
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,945
‐ Fuck the codes. I'm Linus.

376
00:12:56,945 --> 00:12:58,697
Line is in my name!

377
00:12:58,697 --> 00:13:00,115
‐ Gasp!
‐ Hey, everyone!

378
00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:01,408
WOMAN: Whoa, is that Linus?
‐ Linus!

379
00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:03,451
‐ He won the Standee
three years in a row.

380
00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:05,495
‐ I see a lot of familiar faces in line.

381
00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:07,581
If you're a pro and not a loser

382
00:13:07,581 --> 00:13:10,000
with blue or green skin
and no butthole,

383
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,252
then follow me
to a better way to stand,

384
00:13:12,252 --> 00:13:13,837
right over here.

385
00:13:13,837 --> 00:13:15,797
‐ We better follow.
‐ Linus knows what he's doing.

386
00:13:15,797 --> 00:13:16,965
‐ Nobody fucks with Linus.

387
00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:19,009
‐ But, but... Come on, guys!
The‐the code!

388
00:13:22,345 --> 00:13:24,472
‐ Korvo, you ruined
the greatest line of my lifetime.

389
00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:25,849
‐ It wasn't my fault. Linus‐‐

390
00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:27,475
‐ Ah, I can't even talk
to you right now.

391
00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:28,894
You wanted to share
one of my hobbies with me,

392
00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:30,645
and you literally made it
my nightmare.

393
00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:34,983
‐ Derr!
‐ Ugh, son of a bitch!

394
00:13:37,861 --> 00:13:40,196
‐ Wow, business is exhausting.

395
00:13:40,196 --> 00:13:42,449
‐ Whoa, babe,
you look like a million bucks.

396
00:13:42,449 --> 00:13:44,117
I mean, you look like
you make a million bucks

397
00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:45,160
being a kickass businesswoman.

398
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,579
‐ I am.
The markets went wild today.

399
00:13:47,579 --> 00:13:49,414
You know how it is,
ups and downs.

400
00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:51,708
Stocks and bonds.
Charts and pies.

401
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,668
‐ I made a veal parmesan
without the veal.

402
00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:54,419
Your fave.

403
00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,796
Why don't you kick off those heels
and enjoy a nice meal.

404
00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:59,216
‐ This looks amazing.
[bottle shatters]

405
00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:01,801
But the only thing
I want for dinner is

406
00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:05,764
your hair‐mouth
on my mouth‐mouth, mister.

407
00:14:05,764 --> 00:14:08,516
[both moaning]

408
00:14:08,516 --> 00:14:10,810
‐ I cannot believe
after 10 years of marriage,

409
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,187
we still have so much passion.

410
00:14:12,187 --> 00:14:15,565
‐ Now flip me over like you flipped
that not veal parmesan.

411
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:18,026
Fingerling me like
your potatoes.

412
00:14:18,026 --> 00:14:18,985
Gravy me!

413
00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:21,613
‐ I love it when you mix food and sex.

414
00:14:21,613 --> 00:14:23,406
Just like my hero Ina Garten.

415
00:14:23,406 --> 00:14:24,658
‐ Wait, what are you looking at?

416
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:30,247
[woman whispers]
[man chuckles]

417
00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:32,666
‐ That hussy!
No one steals my man!

418
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,253
How could you?
After all our years of marriage!

419
00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:39,172
After I work all day
to pay for your sailboat.

420
00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:42,092
‐ Babe, she's just a friend.
‐ I can't believe this.

421
00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:45,595
The one thing we promised each other
was that we would never cheat.

422
00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:46,972
‐ You're being crazy.

423
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:49,891
‐ He's playing you, ho.
He totally fingers me on the reg.

424
00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:51,810
‐ I knew it!
‐ She's lying. Don't listen to her.

425
00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:53,603
‐ I can't live like this anymore.

426
00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:55,689
We're through.
I want a divorce.

427
00:14:57,983 --> 00:15:00,777
‐ Terry, t‐talk to me.
‐ You ruined a cat five line.

428
00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:03,029
That's like interrupting the path
of a really strong hurricane.

429
00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:05,323
Who would stop an awesome,
powerful hurricane?

430
00:15:05,323 --> 00:15:07,867
‐ Probably Storm the X‐Men,
because she can control the weather

431
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,327
and it would prevent
a lot of property damage.

432
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,162
‐ Now you're rubbing it in my face
that you're smarter than me.

433
00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:13,331
Great. Keep the hits coming.
‐ Sorry about Linus.

434
00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:15,792
I‐I thought I was respecting line rules,
like you taught me.

435
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,712
‐ I guess I am pretty proud
of you for using the rules.

436
00:15:18,712 --> 00:15:19,838
‐ I'm very good at rules.

437
00:15:19,838 --> 00:15:22,382
‐ Man, I cannot believe
Linus created a new line.

438
00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:23,925
That's like the worst thing
you can do.

439
00:15:23,925 --> 00:15:25,552
Honestly, we should just leave
and go home.

440
00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:27,137
‐ Why? We‐we've been here for hours.

441
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:29,764
I'm just starting to like the feeling
of hard sidewalk beneath my feet.

442
00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:30,932
‐ Yeah, but we're fucked.

443
00:15:30,932 --> 00:15:32,934
There are now two
legitimate‐looking lines.

444
00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:36,229
So when employees start letting people in,
they won't know which line is real.

445
00:15:36,229 --> 00:15:38,565
The new line is all pros.
Look at the way they stand.

446
00:15:38,565 --> 00:15:40,108
KORVO:
They are standing pretty excellently.

447
00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:43,236
‐ Their posture is impeccable!
We got stuck with a bunch of slouchers.

448
00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,821
The store is going to choose
that line for sure.

449
00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:45,530
‐ Terry, look at me.

450
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:47,949
This is hard for me to say, because
you know I don't like to compliment.

451
00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:49,784
You're almost always lazy and annoying.
‐ Continue.

452
00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:51,828
‐ But you're the best line stander
I've ever seen.

453
00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:53,079
You make it look so easy.

454
00:15:53,079 --> 00:15:55,206
You could stand here for hours
just staring straight ahead,

455
00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:56,666
and you'd have
the time of your life.

456
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,209
‐ That's called being
in the zone, baby!

457
00:15:58,209 --> 00:16:00,253
‐ Remember what you loved
about lines in the first place.

458
00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:02,088
Think back, before all the gear,
magazines,

459
00:16:02,088 --> 00:16:03,590
and lifestyle of lines took over.

460
00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,467
‐ Yeah, I just loved
how peaceful it was.

461
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:08,220
‐ Exactly. You don't need Linus
or any of those pros.

462
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,639
The line isn't out here,
it's inside you.

463
00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:11,681
Has been all along.

464
00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:13,642
‐ You're right, goddammit.
I can do this.

465
00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:15,268
Hey, Linus, you little nose picker.

466
00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:16,645
It's on like ping pong!

467
00:16:16,645 --> 00:16:18,563
You're going down like a clown
with a frown

468
00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:19,731
who's about to get shot!

469
00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:23,401
♪ '80s synth music ♪

470
00:16:23,401 --> 00:16:26,821
♪

471
00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:29,241
‐ What're you‐‐
what're you doing?

472
00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:31,493
‐ I don't need any of this.
I'm going back to the basics.

473
00:16:31,493 --> 00:16:33,954
Back to who I was
when I first fell in love with lines.

474
00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:36,498
‐ [laughs] What a sucker.
Who would ever pick your line?

475
00:16:36,498 --> 00:16:38,083
‐ Terry Opposites would.

476
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,710
And now... we dance.

477
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,588
Metaphorically. Because otherwise
we'd lose our place in line.

478
00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:44,506
‐ Duh!

479
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:48,468
‐ Aw, hell yeah!

480
00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:50,595
Mud crawling!
This line is playing.

481
00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:52,931
Ow. Ow.

482
00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:54,182
Paintballs?

483
00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:55,767
Ha. I feel like‐‐ ah, ah, ah‐‐

484
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,019
I'm in the military video games I play

485
00:16:58,019 --> 00:17:00,397
so I can bully‐‐ ow‐‐
humans in their 30s.

486
00:17:00,397 --> 00:17:02,065
[panting]

487
00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:03,400
[air horn blares]
‐ Congratulations,

488
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,277
you completed
a Tough Fadder Run.

489
00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:07,737
It's a more violent,
millennial version of a marathon.

490
00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:08,738
‐ So the line is over?

491
00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,490
‐ Good work completing
the course today, son.

492
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,200
‐ Oh my god.

493
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,370
All day, I thought I was
in a line but really,

494
00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:17,414
I was in the best line ever!

495
00:17:18,415 --> 00:17:19,833
‐ It wasn't a line!

496
00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:28,884
JESSE:
[gasps] Wait a minute,

497
00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:31,428
she was just asking
if he had a tampon.

498
00:17:31,428 --> 00:17:34,014
And he carries tampons
with him to be helpful.

499
00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:36,308
Oh, he's such a great guy!

500
00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:39,853
I'm so sorry,
I never should've doubted you.

501
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,730
I love you.
I'll love you forever!

502
00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,565
‐ Jesse, I would never betray you.

503
00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:45,734
I just like to have
some super‐size tampons on me

504
00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:47,068
at all times for emergencies.

505
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:49,321
‐ Let's adopt up to 28 rescue dogs

506
00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:51,740
and call each other "babe" forever.

507
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,325
[moaning]

508
00:17:53,325 --> 00:17:54,826
Yes, I love you. Mmm.

509
00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:56,703
No, I love you more. Mmm.

510
00:17:56,703 --> 00:17:58,830
Fine, you do love me more.
[gasps]

511
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:02,000
A Microsoft Zune face tattoo?

512
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,002
Did he do that for a contest?

513
00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:06,004
Ugh, I'm out!
[glass shatters]

514
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:08,131
[rumbling, Pupa screeching]

515
00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:10,634
‐ Oh look, it's the Pupa,
Godzilla, and the Giant Robot.

516
00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:12,302
But‐but they're not fighting anymore?

517
00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:13,511
Are‐are they kissing?

518
00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:14,930
What the hell is the story
over there?

519
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:18,016
‐ Dude, this giant robot
was just handing out PS5s over there.

520
00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:18,975
I got, like, 10.

521
00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:20,852
‐ Hey! Get back here and tell me
how that makes sense!

522
00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:22,145
What's happening over there
with the Pupa?

523
00:18:22,145 --> 00:18:24,231
‐ Oh man, I wish
I could get a PS5.

524
00:18:24,231 --> 00:18:25,232
‐ Who is giving out PS5s?

525
00:18:25,232 --> 00:18:26,524
‐ We gotta stay strong
and defeat Linus.

526
00:18:26,524 --> 00:18:29,736
‐ Of all the days not to be able
to leave a particular area‐‐

527
00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:31,196
TERRY:
They're opening the store! This is it!

528
00:18:31,196 --> 00:18:32,280
Oh, I'm so nervous!

529
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,157
Which line do you think they'll pick?
How's my standing looking?

530
00:18:34,157 --> 00:18:35,575
I'm engaging my core
and doing a Kegel.

531
00:18:35,575 --> 00:18:36,534
‐ You hot as hell.

532
00:18:37,953 --> 00:18:39,621
‐ Why does Linus look so sure?

533
00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:42,123
Wait a hot minute.
What does he know?

534
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:44,626
[gasps] That's the guy
who called Linus.

535
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:47,379
He has an inside man!
What a cheating... fuck!

536
00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:48,797
‐ If he's gonna cheat,
we're gonna cheat too.

537
00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:49,756
I'm using sci‐fi.

538
00:18:49,756 --> 00:18:51,716
‐ Korvo, no. I need to get back
to line basics.

539
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,552
No gear, no tricks, no sci‐fi.

540
00:18:53,552 --> 00:18:56,012
If I'm going to lose, at least
I'll lose it the old‐fashioned way.

541
00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:58,098
‐ Terry, you're really showing
a lot of growth here.

542
00:18:58,098 --> 00:18:59,558
I'm proud of you for doing
the right thing.

543
00:18:59,558 --> 00:19:01,810
‐ Time for the ultimate focus
and to get into the zone.

544
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:02,978
Become one with the line force.

545
00:19:02,978 --> 00:19:06,273
‐ You've got this. Just close your eyes
and think about winning this line.

546
00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:11,903
[laser pulsing]

547
00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:20,954
[standers grunting]

548
00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:25,041
‐ Wait a minute,
they're letting our line in.

549
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,334
I'm winning without cheating!

550
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,587
I beat his ass to hell with honor!
‐ Indeed you did.

551
00:19:28,587 --> 00:19:31,339
‐ I did it! I can't believe it!
I love being honorable.

552
00:19:31,339 --> 00:19:32,674
I'm gonna have integrity forever.

553
00:19:32,674 --> 00:19:34,342
‐ That's the Terry I've never known!

554
00:19:34,342 --> 00:19:35,135
[grunting]

555
00:19:35,135 --> 00:19:37,554
‐ I'm gonna get you fuckers back
for this someday!

556
00:19:37,554 --> 00:19:39,639
Oh and‐‐ Oh, and Terry?

557
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,182
You and me? We're done!

558
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:43,268
Get yourself a line divorce lawyer

559
00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:46,938
'cause I am headed to the path
of a line separation

560
00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:50,191
that is definitely leading
to a costly line divorce.

561
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,113
‐ Ohh. You can really taste
the Supreme branding.

562
00:19:55,113 --> 00:19:57,032
‐ Ugh. The flavor
of being too cool for me.

563
00:19:57,032 --> 00:19:59,075
‐ Ooh, I love a new iPhone.

564
00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:02,746
Paying for a new one every year
really makes me... feel‐‐

565
00:20:02,746 --> 00:20:04,915
oh shit.
‐ Oh my god. These sneakers.

566
00:20:04,915 --> 00:20:06,750
Oh yeah,
my feet are gonna cum.

567
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,293
Ohh!
[sighs]

568
00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:10,045
Terry, I get it now.

569
00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:12,255
Lines are a metaphor
for the human experience.

570
00:20:12,255 --> 00:20:14,341
It's not about the destination,
it's about the journey.

571
00:20:14,341 --> 00:20:16,718
Because you have to truly believe
in yourself to believe in your line.

572
00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:18,637
‐ Meh, I just like being
the first person with new stuff.

573
00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:20,305
‐ Goddammit, Terry,
that's so stupid!

574
00:20:20,305 --> 00:20:21,723
Why do you like such dumb shit?

575
00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:23,058
‐ I hate to see his face,

576
00:20:23,058 --> 00:20:26,978
but I love to watch
that neck walk away.

577
00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:28,813
‐ [panting]
I was in the coolest line ever.

578
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,690
I got this t‐shirt
and this medal that says,

579
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:32,484
"I finally bested
my Tough Fadder."

580
00:20:32,484 --> 00:20:34,903
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm the t‐shirt guy. Hand it over.

581
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:38,323
‐ I could be the fucking t‐shirt guy
if you ever let me keep one.

582
00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:40,951
‐ Hello, Terry. This is
my new line husband, James.

583
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:42,202
We're going to wait
for the midnight release

584
00:20:42,202 --> 00:20:43,828
of the new Dan Brown novel together.

585
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:46,873
It's about how Noah solved murders
at night on his ark.

586
00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:47,916
Ha ha. Two at a time!

587
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:49,292
‐ Eat shit and die, Linus.

588
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:51,253
I got all the husband
I need right here.

589
00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,172
[burps]

590
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:55,840
‐ Pupa, there you are.
W‐w‐what happened?

591
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,467
‐ Horseradish!
‐ What?

592
00:20:57,467 --> 00:20:59,094
Jesus, his receptive language is great,

593
00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:00,637
but we really need to work
on his expressive.

594
00:21:00,637 --> 00:21:01,596
‐ Glad somebody said it.

595
00:21:01,596 --> 00:21:04,474
‐ We better not be fucking sitting here
at the beginning of the next episode.

596
00:21:04,474 --> 00:21:06,101
I expect us to be
in a whole other place.

597
00:21:06,101 --> 00:21:08,228
‐ Actually, I think it's kinda‐‐
‐ No, shut the fuck up.

598
00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:10,897
No more connecting episodes
or any of that other streaming bullshit.

599
00:21:10,897 --> 00:21:12,440
If this sentence connects
to the next episode,

600
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,525
I'm going to be really, really‐‐

601
00:21:13,525 --> 00:21:17,612
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

602
00:21:17,612 --> 00:21:20,782
♪

603
00:21:57,861 --> 00:21:59,362
[mimicking laser fire]