1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:03,046 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪ 2 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:05,048 ♪ 3 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:07,050 ♪ 4 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:10,845 [humming] 5 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:12,847 - Woo! Yeah! Today's the day! 6 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:14,641 We're going to the awesomest place on earth, 7 00:00:14,641 --> 00:00:16,643 Hululand, the official Hulu theme park! 8 00:00:16,643 --> 00:00:19,396 And they didn't make us say this! Huluuu! 9 00:00:19,396 --> 00:00:21,231 Bum bum... bum bum! 10 00:00:21,231 --> 00:00:23,483 - Stop dabbing, Terry! Nobody does that anymore. 11 00:00:23,483 --> 00:00:26,152 - Wrong! Dabbing will be cool forever! Dabbity dab dab! 12 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:28,488 - I'll admit that even I, the stodgiest one of the bunch, 13 00:00:28,488 --> 00:00:29,823 am looking forward to this trip. 14 00:00:29,823 --> 00:00:32,242 We could use it after all the crap we've been through lately. 15 00:00:32,242 --> 00:00:35,245 That stuff with the trains. All that business with the line. 16 00:00:35,245 --> 00:00:36,538 You know, basically those two things. 17 00:00:36,538 --> 00:00:38,290 - I've made a plan to make sure we hit all the best rides 18 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:40,333 before the park closes or it gets bought by Verizon. 19 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:42,711 Korvo, come on, look at the map. I'm pointing. Look at my pointing, please! 20 00:00:42,711 --> 00:00:44,838 - Fine. I will look at a few pointings, but that's it. 21 00:00:44,838 --> 00:00:47,340 - First, we hit the Handmaid's Tale: Escape from Gilead Water Plume. 22 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,633 After that it's Pen15 Mountain. 23 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:50,635 Then we head for the thrilling but grossly insensitive 24 00:00:50,635 --> 00:00:51,761 Looming Tower Terror Tower. 25 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:54,055 Next we grab drinks at the Palm Springs Tiki Lounge. 26 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:56,433 - Y'know, I want to watch the Bosch stage show. Where's that? 27 00:00:56,433 --> 00:00:57,642 - That show's not on Hulu. - Yes, it is. 28 00:00:57,642 --> 00:00:58,977 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is, Terry! 29 00:00:58,977 --> 00:01:00,312 I Bosch all the time. 30 00:01:00,312 --> 00:01:02,355 I wouldn't even be allowed to say it if it wasn't on Hulu. 31 00:01:02,355 --> 00:01:03,815 - No, it's not, brah! 32 00:01:03,815 --> 00:01:05,984 - You know what, Terry, I would bet my life that Bosch is on Hulu! 33 00:01:05,984 --> 00:01:08,486 - Well, then get ready to die because they even say it on the map. 34 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:10,405 - Dammit! What's it on then? CNN? 35 00:01:10,405 --> 00:01:11,865 - Oh my god, Korvo, 36 00:01:11,865 --> 00:01:13,909 I can't believe you don't know the exact streaming service 37 00:01:13,909 --> 00:01:15,035 that every single show is on. 38 00:01:15,035 --> 00:01:16,202 You're such a boomer! 39 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:17,704 - Shit, we gotta go! Get your shoes on. 40 00:01:17,704 --> 00:01:19,289 - Whoop-whoop! - Replicants, get the lead out! 41 00:01:19,289 --> 00:01:21,583 We need to leave if we want to get on the dinner reservation list 42 00:01:21,583 --> 00:01:23,585 for Club 11.22.63! 43 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:25,629 That's the show where they time travel to save JFK 44 00:01:25,629 --> 00:01:28,256 and a secret diner above the log plume where they serve lamb. 45 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,133 - Oh, I know it, and I love it! 46 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:33,220 BOTH: The Solar Opposites are going to Hululand! 47 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:35,555 - And it's not going to be like that Itchy and Scratchyland episode 48 00:01:35,555 --> 00:01:37,140 of The Simpsons, just to be clear right up front. 49 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,266 - We'll see about that. 50 00:01:39,226 --> 00:01:41,269 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia 51 00:01:41,728 --> 00:01:43,230 until the asteroid hit. 52 00:01:44,564 --> 00:01:46,858 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a pupa 53 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:48,944 and escaped into... the space, 54 00:01:48,944 --> 00:01:51,279 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 55 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:54,991 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 56 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:56,743 That's right. I've been talking this whole time. 57 00:01:56,743 --> 00:01:58,495 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 58 00:01:58,495 --> 00:02:00,914 This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me? 59 00:02:00,914 --> 00:02:02,249 [stammers] This is ridiculous. 60 00:02:02,249 --> 00:02:04,167 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. 61 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,544 People are stupid and confusing. 62 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:08,129 Why won't a billionaire take me with them into-- when they go into space? 63 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,298 I'm a good navigator. I'll bring some snacks. 64 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,258 Do you like Takis? 65 00:02:11,258 --> 00:02:13,009 If you bring me to space, I'll bring Takis. 66 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:16,137 ♪ 67 00:02:19,474 --> 00:02:23,311 - Ugh! I can't decide if I should wear my Ramy sun visor or my Dollface skullcap. 68 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:26,856 - Are we just going to be name-dropping all the Hulu properties all day or what? 69 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:30,026 - Oh yeah, the corporate synergy is going to get very gross. 70 00:02:30,026 --> 00:02:31,361 Don't forget to open the last day 71 00:02:31,361 --> 00:02:33,446 of your Countdown to Hululand advent calendar. 72 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:36,533 - Hmm. Let's see what the final stale piece is going to be. 73 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:39,911 - Ooh! It's a The Great-flavored jellybean! 74 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:42,581 Hmm. I've always wondered what The Great would taste like, 75 00:02:42,581 --> 00:02:44,791 and now I know. Blood on linen! 76 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:46,918 - I'm glad Korvo paid for season passes 77 00:02:46,918 --> 00:02:49,129 so we won't have to watch a bunch of ads as we walk through the park. 78 00:02:49,129 --> 00:02:52,424 - Well, except for some rides which, due to previous rights issues, 79 00:02:52,424 --> 00:02:55,093 have to start and end with a commercial for Lexus. 80 00:02:55,093 --> 00:02:57,053 - I heard sometimes they try to sneak ads 81 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:59,139 into the actual rides without telling people. 82 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:00,682 Not that I'd mind with Lexus. 83 00:03:00,682 --> 00:03:03,810 Their vehicles are the peak of luxury and automotive excellence! 84 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:06,187 KORVO: Will you two hurry the fuck up before I get so mad that I squirt? 85 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:09,482 - Oh, good grief! Korvo won't stop saying he's going to "squirt" 86 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,776 ever since he played The Last Of Us Part 2. 87 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:13,194 It's tres embarrassing. 88 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:14,738 Ooh, leave the TV on. 89 00:03:14,738 --> 00:03:17,532 The sound keeps the Wall peeps happy when we aren't around. 90 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:21,202 Better feed them a little extra in case we're gone for too long. 91 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,455 Enjoy the Duds, little buds! 92 00:03:23,455 --> 00:03:26,291 - Breaking news! A gorilla has just escaped the city zoo. 93 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:29,127 This is the first zoo escape since 1998 [door closes] 94 00:03:29,127 --> 00:03:31,296 when a Chilean flamingo stole some clothes 95 00:03:31,296 --> 00:03:33,381 and snuck out disguised as a teen boy... 96 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:35,592 - Beep... beep... beep-- 97 00:03:36,092 --> 00:03:38,678 - Hey, Blaine. Knock it off. We're having a meeting over here. 98 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:40,180 - Oh, so sorry. 99 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:42,307 I just figured since this was a hospital, 100 00:03:42,307 --> 00:03:44,351 you'd want to know the patient's status with my beeps. 101 00:03:44,351 --> 00:03:46,937 But I guess I'll just go fuck myself! 102 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:51,566 - Don't mind him. Blaine just takes his Hos-play very seriously. 103 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:53,235 [moans] - How's he doing? 104 00:03:53,235 --> 00:03:54,903 - Well, it was miss for a while. 105 00:03:54,903 --> 00:03:57,739 Then it was hit. And then it alternated between miss and hit. 106 00:03:57,739 --> 00:03:58,573 Or hit and miss-- 107 00:03:58,573 --> 00:03:59,824 - Could you just tell me in English? 108 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:02,661 - His vitals seem to be responding to the contact lens fluid 109 00:04:02,661 --> 00:04:04,329 we've been giving him intravenously. 110 00:04:04,329 --> 00:04:06,039 He's lucky you guys got him out of there when you did. 111 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:07,082 - How long will he be unconscious? 112 00:04:07,082 --> 00:04:10,377 - In my professional opinion, I'd say eight, maybe twelve weeks. 113 00:04:10,377 --> 00:04:11,419 - Cherie? [Cherie gasps] 114 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,296 - Tim! - Of course he wakes up 115 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,131 right as I say eight to twelve weeks. 116 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:16,508 Gah, I look like such an idiot. 117 00:04:16,508 --> 00:04:19,344 - You're alive! Cherie, oh god, this whole year-- 118 00:04:19,344 --> 00:04:20,845 How did you survive in the backyard? 119 00:04:20,845 --> 00:04:22,305 - Don't worry about that. [sighs] 120 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:24,516 You don't remember what you said in the throne room, do you? 121 00:04:24,516 --> 00:04:26,434 - No, I-- I don't remember anything. 122 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,395 - Even if you'd woken up just five minutes later, 123 00:04:28,395 --> 00:04:29,729 but right when I said it? 124 00:04:29,729 --> 00:04:31,940 Ugh! I'm going to be thinking about this for the rest of my-- 125 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:32,857 - Get over it. 126 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:35,277 - The last couple months are a blur. Where am I? 127 00:04:35,277 --> 00:04:37,279 - Secret hospital room in the Bowinian church, 128 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,322 being treated for lead poisoning. 129 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,449 - What? Who would poison me? I'm a great guy! 130 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:44,911 - You did it to yourself, drinking out of that cheap Burger King glass. 131 00:04:44,911 --> 00:04:46,955 - I never drank out of a Burger King glass! 132 00:04:46,955 --> 00:04:48,707 - What? No, I watched you. 133 00:04:48,707 --> 00:04:50,500 - That glass in my office is a replica. 134 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,669 I commissioned it from our finest cup makers 135 00:04:52,669 --> 00:04:54,379 for a daily hit of nostalgia! 136 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:55,213 It's lead free! 137 00:04:55,213 --> 00:04:56,464 - No, that can't be right. 138 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,550 All of our cup makers refuse to take commissions. 139 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:01,469 - You're done, Tim. You're going on trial for your crimes. 140 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,680 It's time the people of the Wall learn the truth. 141 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,640 - Wait. How long have I been out? - Four days. 142 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,434 - Oh no! No, I'm late! 143 00:05:08,018 --> 00:05:10,520 Look, Jesse's opened all the compartments. 144 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,230 That means the aliens have gone on their trip! 145 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:14,024 - What trip? - He's delirious. 146 00:05:14,024 --> 00:05:16,860 - Haven't you seen them buy Dramamine and individual orange juices? 147 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,778 - So? - That's road trip stuff! 148 00:05:18,778 --> 00:05:19,863 The aliens have left. 149 00:05:19,863 --> 00:05:22,365 This is our chance to escape and get big again! 150 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,825 - Is-- is that true? 151 00:05:23,825 --> 00:05:25,869 - Is this really our chance to free the Wall? 152 00:05:25,869 --> 00:05:27,829 - Don't listen to him! It's a trick. 153 00:05:27,829 --> 00:05:30,290 - Maybe, but if he's right and they are out of town-- 154 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,751 - And we get everyone to the hole-- 155 00:05:32,751 --> 00:05:36,463 - Guys, stop! The last time I trusted Tim, he stabbed me with a toothpick. 156 00:05:36,463 --> 00:05:37,464 This man is a total-- 157 00:05:37,464 --> 00:05:39,174 Shit! Where is he? 158 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:43,261 [panting] 159 00:05:43,261 --> 00:05:46,264 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 160 00:05:46,264 --> 00:05:49,184 ♪ 161 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:51,978 - Nooo! 162 00:05:51,978 --> 00:05:54,064 ♪ 163 00:05:54,064 --> 00:05:55,023 [screams] 164 00:05:55,023 --> 00:05:57,651 ♪ 165 00:05:57,651 --> 00:05:58,568 [screams] 166 00:05:58,568 --> 00:06:00,028 [crowd yelling] 167 00:06:03,156 --> 00:06:04,449 - We won, 168 00:06:04,449 --> 00:06:06,034 but at such a heavy cost. [crossbow clicks] 169 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:08,536 - Freeze or I'll put a staple right through your bony ass. 170 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:09,412 - Cherie, stop. 171 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:11,456 Listen, I want to face up to the crimes I've committed, 172 00:06:11,456 --> 00:06:12,916 but now is not the time. 173 00:06:12,916 --> 00:06:14,125 I've got to save us all! 174 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,294 - No way, you don't call the shots anymore, 175 00:06:16,294 --> 00:06:17,712 not after you tried to murder me! 176 00:06:17,712 --> 00:06:18,922 - I know, you're right, but-- 177 00:06:18,922 --> 00:06:20,298 - You're coming back with me and-- 178 00:06:20,298 --> 00:06:22,300 [rumbling] 179 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:23,593 What the hell was that? 180 00:06:24,761 --> 00:06:26,805 [metallic groaning] 181 00:06:27,806 --> 00:06:29,558 TIM: The drawer is jammed! We have to hurry. 182 00:06:29,558 --> 00:06:32,519 The structural integrity of that Milk Dud shan't hold for long! 183 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:33,520 - Tim! 184 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,688 [metallic groaning continues] 185 00:06:34,688 --> 00:06:35,897 Fucking hell. 186 00:06:37,148 --> 00:06:38,024 - Oh. 187 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,776 [creaking] [gasps] 188 00:06:40,694 --> 00:06:41,903 [creaking] 189 00:06:41,903 --> 00:06:45,991 ♪ 190 00:06:45,991 --> 00:06:47,951 ♪ 191 00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:50,036 [lever slams] [Cherie grunts] 192 00:06:51,037 --> 00:06:52,747 [both scream] 193 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:53,873 [grunt] 194 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:55,667 - Carpet broke our fall. 195 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:58,086 I can't believe there's breathable atmosphere out here! 196 00:06:58,086 --> 00:06:59,671 - It's a bedroom. - Right, right. 197 00:06:59,671 --> 00:07:01,923 - I'm not done with you. You can't just run from your-- 198 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:02,883 - Yes, I can! 199 00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:05,468 [both panting] 200 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:07,888 - Bola throw! [bola whooshing] 201 00:07:07,888 --> 00:07:09,598 [Tim grunts] 202 00:07:10,265 --> 00:07:11,266 - This is over! 203 00:07:11,266 --> 00:07:12,934 - Okay, okay-- - Huh? 204 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:15,437 ♪ 205 00:07:15,437 --> 00:07:19,190 [softly] Don't move or make a sound. 206 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:21,067 - No, I've seen this thing. He's friendly. 207 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:21,860 Hey, big guy! 208 00:07:22,193 --> 00:07:23,445 [roars] 209 00:07:23,445 --> 00:07:25,155 [both scream] 210 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:27,157 [panting] 211 00:07:27,157 --> 00:07:29,367 - I thought you said the aliens were on a trip? 212 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:31,870 - I guess... maybe that one got Home Alone'd or-- 213 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:32,996 Oh my god! 214 00:07:34,372 --> 00:07:35,582 [grunts] 215 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:37,709 - Tim! You fucker! 216 00:07:37,709 --> 00:07:39,044 No! 217 00:07:39,044 --> 00:07:40,086 [laser fires] 218 00:07:42,547 --> 00:07:43,590 [gasps] 219 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:47,427 ♪ triumphant music ♪ 220 00:07:47,427 --> 00:07:49,679 - It's the shrink ray! I reversed it! 221 00:07:49,679 --> 00:07:51,848 Sorry, I should've said that instead of just shoving you 222 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:53,016 in front of it and pulling the trigger. 223 00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:54,351 I got caught up in the excitement! 224 00:07:55,352 --> 00:07:58,438 Wait, wait! Before you kill me, I want to say something. 225 00:07:58,438 --> 00:08:00,273 Cherie, I hate the Wall! 226 00:08:00,273 --> 00:08:03,068 It turned me into a person that does bad things. 227 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:05,320 But even if I could somehow travel back in time, 228 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,573 I'd still want Yumyulack to shrink me down and put me in there, 229 00:08:08,573 --> 00:08:10,951 because it's how I met you. 230 00:08:10,951 --> 00:08:14,454 My life is richer, happier, and better because you are in it. 231 00:08:14,454 --> 00:08:16,998 And while I hate the Wall more than anything, 232 00:08:16,998 --> 00:08:20,085 I also kind of love it because it gave me you. 233 00:08:20,085 --> 00:08:21,670 But I messed up. I know I did. 234 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:23,922 And I'm sorry. Go ahead. 235 00:08:23,922 --> 00:08:26,258 I'm ready to be smooshed to death by your fingers. 236 00:08:26,258 --> 00:08:28,134 You deserve it. Take your revenge. 237 00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:31,721 Feel the power of the dark side flowing through you. 238 00:08:31,721 --> 00:08:34,891 ♪ 239 00:08:35,892 --> 00:08:36,935 [laser fires] 240 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:41,064 - Oh Tim. There are things I have to tell you. 241 00:08:41,064 --> 00:08:42,774 When I was outside the Wall, I-- 242 00:08:42,774 --> 00:08:45,485 - Stop. Shh, no. We don't have time for big reveals now. 243 00:08:45,485 --> 00:08:46,528 We have to save the others. 244 00:08:46,528 --> 00:08:48,238 Then everything that needs to be said can be said. 245 00:08:48,238 --> 00:08:49,906 - Are you sure? It's kind of important. 246 00:08:49,906 --> 00:08:51,908 - I'm sure as shit on Sunday. 247 00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:53,618 - Wow, that's pretty sure. 248 00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:55,161 - Ahh, how are we gonna do this? 249 00:08:55,161 --> 00:08:57,122 Maybe have everyone climb out the hole to the backyard? 250 00:08:57,122 --> 00:08:59,749 - No, that'll take too long and the backyard's too dangerous. 251 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:02,836 We'd either get caught by the aliens or see a shit-ton of tiny people 252 00:09:02,836 --> 00:09:04,296 eaten by squirrels. 253 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,132 PANEL: [in sultry voice] Ooh, beep beep. 254 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:08,675 - Dammit, biometric security. 255 00:09:08,675 --> 00:09:10,176 We need an alien's hand to open it. 256 00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:11,052 - So what can we do? 257 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:13,722 Also, did that panel just make, like, a sexy beep? 258 00:09:13,722 --> 00:09:15,140 - Yeah, it was weirdly sexy. 259 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:17,100 We have to get help before the aliens come back. 260 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,603 Citizens of the Wall, hear me now! 261 00:09:19,603 --> 00:09:23,982 Cherie and I are leaving, but I vow we will return and save you. 262 00:09:23,982 --> 00:09:26,943 Our nightmare is at an end. Stay strong! 263 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,820 - For the wall! 264 00:09:31,824 --> 00:09:33,325 ♪ 265 00:09:33,325 --> 00:09:35,619 - Okie-dokie, so let me see if I got this straight. 266 00:09:35,619 --> 00:09:38,038 You're saying an alien tween shrunk you down, 267 00:09:38,038 --> 00:09:40,373 locked you in an ant habitat-type terrarium 268 00:09:40,373 --> 00:09:41,875 hidden in his bedroom wall. 269 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,586 There was a big Snowpiercer -slash-Escape From New York-type 270 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:47,672 revolutionary war to displace a "The Duke," 271 00:09:47,672 --> 00:09:50,675 after which you stabbed her and became the new ruler. 272 00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:51,801 But she survived. 273 00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:53,053 Enemies became allies, 274 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:55,597 and now you've teamed up to free the whole society? 275 00:09:55,597 --> 00:09:56,932 - Yeah, that's exactly right. 276 00:09:56,932 --> 00:09:59,267 Wow, when you didn't write any of it down, I was worried you would forget. 277 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:00,060 - I did too! 278 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:02,312 - Am I on an episode of Impractical Jokers? 279 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:04,022 Where are the cameras? Is Sal here? 280 00:10:04,022 --> 00:10:06,566 - I wish to the lord above this was an episode 281 00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:08,526 of Impractical Jokers, but it's real. 282 00:10:08,526 --> 00:10:09,486 Watch this! 283 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:12,656 - [gasps] You shrunk my round cakes! 284 00:10:12,656 --> 00:10:14,407 - Sorry, but I had to prove our story. 285 00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:16,076 Also, those are called donuts. 286 00:10:16,076 --> 00:10:17,494 - Well, look, now I'm upset. 287 00:10:17,494 --> 00:10:20,622 And no, not because I'm stereotypically into round cakes-- 288 00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:22,415 - Donuts-- - But because it was my week 289 00:10:22,415 --> 00:10:24,000 to buy them for my whole unit. 290 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,254 Now the guys are going to think that I bought this tiny box as a joke 291 00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:29,506 and, in turn, they'll suspect I don't appreciate 292 00:10:29,506 --> 00:10:32,050 when it's their week and they get a full-size box. 293 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:34,970 - Sorry, I didn't realize the internal politics here was a whole thing. 294 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:37,639 - However, these shrinky-dink treats do prove your story, 295 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:39,808 which is a fucked-up bigger deal. 296 00:10:39,808 --> 00:10:42,060 As a non-stereotypical officer of the law, 297 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:43,562 I just cannot ignore it. 298 00:10:43,562 --> 00:10:45,272 - So you'll help us? 299 00:10:45,272 --> 00:10:47,857 - You bet I will. Let me put this into evidence... 300 00:10:49,109 --> 00:10:50,944 eat a couple of these little roundies, 301 00:10:50,944 --> 00:10:52,988 mmm, and call the SWAT team. 302 00:10:52,988 --> 00:10:56,157 Now, where we can find these alien psychos? 303 00:10:57,075 --> 00:10:59,286 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 304 00:10:59,286 --> 00:11:02,080 - Well, the Shrill Thrill Super Coaster totally lives up to the hype! 305 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,666 And so do these Little Fires Everywhere spicy Micheladas! 306 00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:05,709 [groans] 307 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:07,085 - Yumyulack, are you okay? 308 00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:09,087 You've barfed after every ride we've been on. 309 00:11:09,087 --> 00:11:10,255 - I bet it was all that Steven King's 310 00:11:10,255 --> 00:11:12,257 Castle Rock Lobster Chowder you slurped down. 311 00:11:12,257 --> 00:11:14,718 I told you to go easy! - No one tells me how to slurp chowder! 312 00:11:14,718 --> 00:11:16,761 [sirens blaring] [helicopter whirring] 313 00:11:17,554 --> 00:11:18,346 [guns cocking] 314 00:11:18,346 --> 00:11:20,098 SWAT LEADER: Hey, fuckers, eat ground, now! 315 00:11:20,098 --> 00:11:21,975 - Ooh, is this a photo experience? 316 00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:23,727 What show are you from? The news? 317 00:11:23,727 --> 00:11:24,644 [all scream] 318 00:11:24,644 --> 00:11:25,562 [Jesse groans] 319 00:11:25,562 --> 00:11:27,939 - I can't believe it. They're being brought to justice. 320 00:11:27,939 --> 00:11:29,232 I never thought this would happen! 321 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:31,234 TIM: The Wall is gonna be freed! 322 00:11:32,611 --> 00:11:33,653 [Yumyulack, Jesse, and Terry gasp] 323 00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:35,363 [cheering] 324 00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:36,615 - They're letting them go? 325 00:11:36,615 --> 00:11:38,825 - No. No, no, no. Hey, officer, what is this? 326 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:41,077 - Apparently, those aliens have been giving the feds 327 00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:43,246 secret sci-fi technology for years, 328 00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:47,542 and they have full immunity for any and all crimes committed, 329 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:50,337 including shrink ray-ing and wall-based imprisoning. 330 00:11:50,337 --> 00:11:51,922 They are untouchable. 331 00:11:51,922 --> 00:11:54,049 - No! No, this can't be happening! 332 00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:54,966 - Oh, it's happening. 333 00:11:54,966 --> 00:11:57,594 - You know how iPhones now have that magnet on the back? 334 00:11:57,594 --> 00:12:00,555 Apparently, that was these guys. It's serious shit. 335 00:12:00,555 --> 00:12:02,599 - Who cares about a fucking magnet? It's just a fucking magnet! 336 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:03,975 I have those on my fucking fridge! 337 00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:05,852 - I'm not the one buying an annual iPhone. 338 00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:06,770 Tell it to the consumers. 339 00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:09,064 - You can't let this happen! It's not fair! 340 00:12:09,064 --> 00:12:10,148 - Forget it, Tim. 341 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:11,775 It's Hululand. 342 00:12:12,651 --> 00:12:13,526 [engines starting] 343 00:12:13,526 --> 00:12:14,903 [sirens wailing] 344 00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,780 - Okay, this is bad, but we can't give up. 345 00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:19,032 Maybe we can talk to some lawyers, or the media. 346 00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:22,244 Or I could tweet at AOC, and maybe she'll play Twitch with us. 347 00:12:22,244 --> 00:12:24,913 We'll raise some awareness. The Squad will help! 348 00:12:24,913 --> 00:12:27,707 - I've spent the past two years of my life fighting to survive, 349 00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:31,419 and I'm tired of these aliens and I'm tired of the Wall. 350 00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:32,295 I'm done. 351 00:12:32,295 --> 00:12:35,674 I just want to work the Saturday shift at Benihana 352 00:12:35,674 --> 00:12:38,426 and watch the sunset from the bluff at Fourth Beach. 353 00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:40,220 I have to move on, Tim. 354 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,222 And I think you need to, too. 355 00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:44,224 - No, no, Cherie, it can't end like this. 356 00:12:44,224 --> 00:12:45,308 We have to keep trying. 357 00:12:45,809 --> 00:12:46,726 - No. 358 00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:48,144 Goodbye. 359 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:51,982 ♪ somber music playing ♪ 360 00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:55,694 ♪ 361 00:12:55,694 --> 00:12:59,447 ♪ 362 00:12:59,447 --> 00:13:02,325 ♪ 363 00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,719 ♪ 364 00:13:20,719 --> 00:13:22,929 NEWS ANCHOR: More developments on the escaped gorilla. 365 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:25,390 - We came home to find the gorilla had broken in 366 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,225 and eaten all of our cigarettes! 367 00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:28,602 REPORTER: Eaten? WOMAN: Eaten! 368 00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:32,272 ♪ 369 00:13:32,272 --> 00:13:34,941 ♪ 370 00:13:34,941 --> 00:13:35,775 [sobs quietly] 371 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:39,613 ♪ 372 00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,660 [all shouting] 373 00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:48,705 - Are you okay, sir? 374 00:13:48,705 --> 00:13:51,041 - No, there's only one person who can help me. 375 00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:54,085 - Not what I asked, but whatever. 376 00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:56,755 CHEF: Yeah, Cherie came back to work here, 377 00:13:56,755 --> 00:13:58,423 but then she quit again yesterday. 378 00:13:58,423 --> 00:13:59,216 - Do you know why? 379 00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:00,884 - The manager thought it was 'cause she couldn't get 380 00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:02,135 her old Saturday shift back, 381 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:04,221 but I know something else was wrong. 382 00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:06,139 Something in her very soul! 383 00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:07,098 [patrons applauding, cheering] 384 00:14:07,098 --> 00:14:08,600 I got no clue where she is now. 385 00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:09,851 [slurps] 386 00:14:11,228 --> 00:14:14,022 ♪ serene music playing ♪ 387 00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:17,484 [seagulls squawking] 388 00:14:17,484 --> 00:14:21,071 ♪ 389 00:14:21,071 --> 00:14:26,618 ♪ 390 00:14:27,244 --> 00:14:29,246 - Have you noticed you're not the same size? 391 00:14:29,246 --> 00:14:29,913 - What do you mean? 392 00:14:29,913 --> 00:14:31,748 - Before I was shrunk, I was five-foot-seven, 393 00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:33,541 but now I'm only five-six-and-a-half. 394 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,336 Even after being enlarged, I'm still not full size. 395 00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:38,630 - [chuckles] Yeah. I dropped a shoe size. 396 00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:41,174 - Part of us is still back there. 397 00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:42,842 In the Wall. 398 00:14:43,969 --> 00:14:46,304 I thought I'd be able to slide back into my old life, 399 00:14:46,304 --> 00:14:48,807 but I keep having meltdowns whenever I see candy 400 00:14:48,807 --> 00:14:51,059 or little kids playing with action figures. 401 00:14:51,059 --> 00:14:51,768 - I know the feeling. 402 00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:54,479 I almost crapped my pants when someone snapped into a Slim Jim 403 00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:55,647 on the bus the other day. 404 00:14:55,647 --> 00:14:57,440 - I was wrong to give up. 405 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,817 We have to go back. 406 00:14:58,817 --> 00:15:01,528 We have to go back and save the Wall. 407 00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:03,822 - I believe in us. 408 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:06,616 - You trimmed your beard. 409 00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:09,077 - Yeah. Bugs and shit kept getting stuck in it. 410 00:15:09,077 --> 00:15:10,328 - I like it. 411 00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:12,831 How are we going to do this? We don't even have the shrink ray. 412 00:15:12,831 --> 00:15:15,292 - Don't worry. Daddy's got a plan. 413 00:15:20,213 --> 00:15:22,299 - Shouldn't you do something to disguise your voice? 414 00:15:22,299 --> 00:15:24,134 - Way ahead of you. - A voice scrambler! 415 00:15:24,134 --> 00:15:25,302 I thought those were just in movies. 416 00:15:25,302 --> 00:15:26,428 - I'm pretty sure they're real. 417 00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:27,971 [beeping] [line ringing] 418 00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:31,391 OFFICER JAMES: Police department. - Rawwr! This is the escaped gorilla. 419 00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:33,393 I'm in the parking lot of the Target. 420 00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:35,478 Defund the police! Rawwr! 421 00:15:35,478 --> 00:15:38,231 OFFICER JAMES: Oh shit! Guys, the gorilla's at the Target! 422 00:15:38,732 --> 00:15:41,484 [sirens wailing] 423 00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:42,652 - That's your cue. 424 00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:45,655 ♪ 425 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:47,365 ♪ 426 00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:48,325 CHERIE: That was easy. - Aah! 427 00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:49,826 - The cops didn't even lock anything. 428 00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:52,412 Tim, your plan was so simple and brilliant! 429 00:15:52,412 --> 00:15:54,497 - It was just a little something I cooked up, no biggie. 430 00:15:54,497 --> 00:15:57,042 - So I got both things. But what's this shotgun for? 431 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,085 Besides making us look sick as hell! 432 00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:00,045 - You'll see. 433 00:16:01,004 --> 00:16:04,466 - Well, I was skeptical, but that was a delicious dinner at Lobster Bell, 434 00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:06,343 the new combination Red Lobster-Taco Bell. 435 00:16:06,343 --> 00:16:09,095 - Just listen to me next time. I know my combo franchises. 436 00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:11,890 - Well, I didn't like it as much as Del Lobster Loco. 437 00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:13,350 [all scream] KORVO: What the fuck? 438 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:14,517 Who are you people? TIM: Shut up. 439 00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:18,271 Do exactly as I say or I'm gonna blow this blue blob to snot, got it? 440 00:16:18,271 --> 00:16:20,732 - Go ahead! Pull the trigger! He means nothing to us! 441 00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:22,943 [gun cocks] Oh Jesus, god, no! I was bluffing! 442 00:16:22,943 --> 00:16:24,903 Please don't shoot Pupa! It was a pathetic bluff! 443 00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:26,696 - Oh fuck! Wall people! 444 00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,114 - Uh, what's a wall people? 445 00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:29,741 - Upstairs. All of you. Now! 446 00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:31,243 - What the shit? 447 00:16:31,243 --> 00:16:33,370 You've been shrinking people and putting them in a wall? 448 00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:34,663 - Oh, that rules! 449 00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:36,331 I mean, no, that's bad. You should not be doing that. 450 00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:39,125 - Quiet! You two are going to open the Wall and release everyone. 451 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,919 - Don't do this, Tim. - You-- 452 00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:42,796 You know my name? - Of course I do. 453 00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:44,714 Me and Jesse know all about you. You're our favorite. 454 00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:45,799 - Um, I'm right here. 455 00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:46,967 - At first, I just shrank you 456 00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:48,969 because you were wearing a red shirt at Lolo Burger. 457 00:16:48,969 --> 00:16:51,096 I watched how you went from zero to hero. 458 00:16:51,096 --> 00:16:53,139 How the Duke had you imprisoned and tortured. 459 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:55,433 How your writings inspired a revolution. 460 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:58,728 - We saw how you protected the Wall from the truth about Ethan. 461 00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:01,356 We've seen everything you've endured and accomplished. 462 00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:03,984 - Did you see me and Jean-Pierre turn our backs to each other and crank it, 463 00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:05,860 but we'd sneak looks at each other, when we were in prison? 464 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:06,403 - Oh yeah. 465 00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:08,530 - Tim, you know it would be wrong to open the Wall. 466 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:11,366 Because, if you're really honest, you know that everyone in the Wall 467 00:17:11,366 --> 00:17:13,410 is where they're supposed to be. 468 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:15,328 Even you. - And you. 469 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:18,415 - Fuck you, you little Greedo. 470 00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:19,749 [screaming] 471 00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:20,584 [grunts] 472 00:17:26,882 --> 00:17:29,217 [cheering] 473 00:17:30,051 --> 00:17:31,511 [groaning] 474 00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:34,222 - I've never been more turned on in my life. 475 00:17:34,222 --> 00:17:35,640 - Now... open it. 476 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,976 PANEL: [in sultry voice] Ughhh, beep beep. 477 00:17:37,976 --> 00:17:39,728 - Okay, what is with that sultry beep? 478 00:17:39,728 --> 00:17:41,897 - We chose the sexy setting as a joke, 479 00:17:41,897 --> 00:17:44,190 but then we couldn't figure out how to change it. 480 00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,443 ♪ 481 00:17:46,443 --> 00:17:48,987 [clanking, hissing] 482 00:17:49,738 --> 00:17:53,533 ♪ epic music ♪ 483 00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:57,954 ♪ 484 00:17:57,954 --> 00:18:00,165 - Alright, everyone, one at a time. 485 00:18:00,165 --> 00:18:04,419 ♪ 486 00:18:04,419 --> 00:18:06,755 ♪ 487 00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:09,799 ♪ 488 00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:12,886 ♪ 489 00:18:12,886 --> 00:18:16,765 ♪ 490 00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:19,184 ♪ 491 00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:21,019 [laughs] 492 00:18:21,019 --> 00:18:22,270 - [sighs] That's everyone. 493 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:24,356 - It's finally over. - Almost. 494 00:18:24,356 --> 00:18:26,066 There's one more thing. 495 00:18:26,524 --> 00:18:27,984 [shotgun cocks] Go outside, Cherie. 496 00:18:27,984 --> 00:18:29,986 You're not gonna want to see this. - I understand. 497 00:18:30,946 --> 00:18:31,821 [door closes] 498 00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:34,991 - You think you can just treat people like they're a little show-in-a-show? 499 00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:37,327 Like we're not real people with lives, huh? 500 00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:38,703 Well, let's see how you like it. 501 00:18:39,162 --> 00:18:39,913 [laser fires] 502 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:44,125 [Solar Opposites scream] YUMYULACK: Ow. 503 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,586 - You can't just leave us in here! How will we survive? 504 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:47,546 - Here's a jelly bean. 505 00:18:47,546 --> 00:18:50,048 If you're careful, that might last a month. 506 00:18:50,048 --> 00:18:53,385 [rumbling] [all screaming] 507 00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:59,516 [frustrated grunt] Now it's over. 508 00:18:59,516 --> 00:19:01,935 - What you said when we escaped the Wall was true: 509 00:19:01,935 --> 00:19:04,062 all of this had to happen to bring us together. 510 00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:06,189 I love you, Tim. 511 00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:07,315 - I love you, Cherie. 512 00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:09,901 [both moaning] 513 00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:12,696 MALE VOICE: Not so fast, Tim! 514 00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:16,866 - The escaped gorilla riding Ma-Mutt from Thundercats? 515 00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:19,995 - That's right, Tim. I've come to recruit you for a brand-new mission. 516 00:19:19,995 --> 00:19:22,956 The two of us have to go tomb raiding in Central America. 517 00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:24,749 We only have until the planets align, 518 00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:27,085 and I have a journal from my father full of secrets! 519 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:29,629 It's all very complicated, and we have to go now! 520 00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:30,881 - Now? I don't know-- 521 00:19:30,881 --> 00:19:32,674 - I understand your hesitation. 522 00:19:32,674 --> 00:19:34,718 You thought your adventures were over. 523 00:19:34,718 --> 00:19:35,802 - They are, aren't they? 524 00:19:35,802 --> 00:19:37,971 - No, they're just beginning. 525 00:19:37,971 --> 00:19:39,431 - Wow! Can Cherie come too? 526 00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:41,391 - I'm gonna sit this one out, hot stuff. 527 00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:43,018 But I'll be here when you get back. 528 00:19:43,018 --> 00:19:44,811 - Then count me in, gorilla! 529 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,355 - Here, eat some cigarettes. 530 00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:48,732 You'll need the energy for the flight. 531 00:19:48,732 --> 00:19:49,816 [Ma-Mutt barks] 532 00:19:49,816 --> 00:19:51,693 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 533 00:19:51,693 --> 00:19:53,862 [laughing] 534 00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:56,865 Whoo-hoo-hoo! GORILLA: We're losing him. 535 00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:00,619 We're losing him. - What? Losing who? 536 00:20:00,619 --> 00:20:02,037 What's wrong with the sky? 537 00:20:02,037 --> 00:20:04,247 Is that light from the end of Total Recall? 538 00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:06,750 GORILLA: Ignore that! Have fun! 539 00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:09,836 - [Sister Sasha grunts] We're losing him! 540 00:20:10,462 --> 00:20:11,796 We're losing him! 541 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:14,007 - His eyes are still moving under the lids, see that? 542 00:20:14,007 --> 00:20:15,800 - He's probably experiencing some kind of 543 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,054 "it was all a dream"-type hallucination as his brain dies. 544 00:20:19,054 --> 00:20:22,349 - Gorilla-- Ma-Mutt-- cigarettes -- 545 00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:24,517 - You hear that? That's some dying brain shit right there. 546 00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:26,728 - Well, that explains why he's got a huge boner. 547 00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:28,438 [coughs violently] 548 00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:29,689 [groans] 549 00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:32,275 BLAINE: Beeeeep. 550 00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:35,362 - He's gone. The lead, it was simply too much. 551 00:20:35,362 --> 00:20:39,032 - Beeeep. 552 00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:40,992 [gasping] 553 00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:42,911 - Fuck. I wanted him to pay for his crimes. 554 00:20:42,911 --> 00:20:45,914 But of course he dodged that, just like he always does. 555 00:20:45,914 --> 00:20:46,706 [spits] 556 00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:50,043 - In retrospect, it might not have been a good idea 557 00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:52,212 to fill his veins with contact lens solution. 558 00:20:52,212 --> 00:20:54,172 But hey, ya live, ya learn. 559 00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:58,385 ♪ serene music ♪ 560 00:20:58,385 --> 00:21:00,887 ♪ 561 00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:03,431 ♪ 562 00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:05,267 [flames crackling] 563 00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:09,729 ♪ 564 00:21:20,031 --> 00:21:21,741 - What the hell happens now? 565 00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:24,869 ♪ 566 00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:39,676 BOTH: Ah, Hulu. 567 00:21:39,676 --> 00:21:42,596 - I need a vacation from my vacation. 568 00:21:42,596 --> 00:21:44,139 - And I need a Lexus. 569 00:21:44,139 --> 00:21:49,144 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪ 570 00:21:49,144 --> 00:21:53,523 ♪ 571 00:22:28,475 --> 00:22:29,976 [mimicking laser fire]