1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:03,046 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪ 2 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:05,048 ♪ 3 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:07,050 ♪ 4 00:00:10,595 --> 00:00:12,514 [snoring] 5 00:00:12,514 --> 00:00:13,974 [loud guitar riff playing] - Aah! 6 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:15,850 What the fuck is happening? 7 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,435 - We just hit a major milestone. 8 00:00:17,435 --> 00:00:19,479 One hundred days without a fight! 9 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:21,898 - We did it! - It's official. 10 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:24,025 The Solar Opposites finally get along. 11 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:25,068 ALL: Mmm. 12 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:27,529 - No more fighting. The dawn of a new era. 13 00:00:27,529 --> 00:00:29,281 - It really bugs me how you chose to tell us. 14 00:00:29,281 --> 00:00:30,991 But since we're post-fight, I'm letting it go. 15 00:00:30,991 --> 00:00:31,992 - So what do we do now? 16 00:00:31,992 --> 00:00:33,785 Obviously we should reward ourselves. But how? 17 00:00:33,785 --> 00:00:35,954 I mean, pancakes and oral. Crepes and rimming. 18 00:00:35,954 --> 00:00:38,790 - We do crepes and rimming too much. It's-- it's not a treat anymore. 19 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:41,751 But check out this commercial signal I received on social media. 20 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:42,836 YUMYULACK: I love Little Mountain Lake. 21 00:00:42,836 --> 00:00:44,254 - We haven't been in so long. 22 00:00:44,254 --> 00:00:46,172 - You booked us a vacation. Oh! 23 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,258 - You bet your fluid-filled sacs, I did. 24 00:00:48,258 --> 00:00:50,719 I already packed up all your shit. We're leaving right now. 25 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,346 - Wouldn't the hover platform be faster? 26 00:00:53,346 --> 00:00:56,808 - Yes, but we're unplugging this trip, so all sci-fi stays home. 27 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:59,185 And I left it all with Joey, the homeschool kid from next door. 28 00:00:59,185 --> 00:01:00,228 [explosion booms] [screaming] 29 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:02,606 - There will be no divorce! 30 00:01:02,606 --> 00:01:05,400 Burn on the pyre of your misfortune! 31 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:08,403 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia. 32 00:01:08,403 --> 00:01:10,363 Until the asteroid hit. 33 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:13,992 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa 34 00:01:13,992 --> 00:01:16,077 and escaped into, uh, the space, 35 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:18,413 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 36 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:22,083 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 37 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,793 That's right, I've been talking this whole time. 38 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:25,587 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 39 00:01:25,587 --> 00:01:27,964 This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me? 40 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:29,424 [stammers] This is ridiculous. 41 00:01:29,424 --> 00:01:31,134 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. 42 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:32,677 People are stupid and confusing. 43 00:01:32,677 --> 00:01:34,888 They're always talking about brunch. Brunch isn't real. 44 00:01:34,888 --> 00:01:37,015 It's either bread or crunch. You can't have both. 45 00:01:37,015 --> 00:01:38,141 Pick a lane, idiots! 46 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:41,269 ♪ 47 00:01:43,939 --> 00:01:46,024 ♪ foreboding music playing ♪ 48 00:01:46,024 --> 00:01:48,276 [fire crackling] 49 00:01:49,694 --> 00:01:51,613 - Hey, you gave him more than me! 50 00:01:51,613 --> 00:01:53,031 - Fuck you! I'm doing my best! 51 00:01:53,031 --> 00:01:55,200 - Gimme that. [all shouting, grunting] 52 00:01:56,326 --> 00:01:57,410 - Order! 53 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:59,371 There will be order in the people's house! 54 00:01:59,371 --> 00:02:01,790 This is our second day without power. 55 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:05,126 If present conditions continue, we're completely fucked. 56 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:07,420 In three days' time, The Wall will run out of food. 57 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:10,549 In five days, water. The lucky ones will freeze. 58 00:02:10,549 --> 00:02:13,677 - But, uh, when will be run out of the tiny pieces of Snickers wrapper 59 00:02:13,677 --> 00:02:14,928 we use to wipe our tushes? 60 00:02:14,928 --> 00:02:16,638 - We're already down to fun size. 61 00:02:16,638 --> 00:02:18,098 [all gasp] 62 00:02:18,098 --> 00:02:21,142 I yield the floor to Nicole who served as power minister 63 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:23,520 in both the Tim and Duke administrations. 64 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,855 - After the revolution, Tim and I figured out a way 65 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:28,191 to patch into the wire that powers the plug 66 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,943 the replicants use for their TV. 67 00:02:29,943 --> 00:02:32,320 That wire must have frayed or come loose. 68 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,489 Either way, it needs to be reconnected. 69 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:36,116 - Great. Why haven't we done it already? 70 00:02:36,116 --> 00:02:39,578 - Because it's on the very bottom level. 71 00:02:39,578 --> 00:02:40,704 - Shit. - Yeah. 72 00:02:40,704 --> 00:02:43,123 After the Duke's flood, who knows what it's like down there. 73 00:02:43,123 --> 00:02:45,542 - Everyone who's gone down either came back crazy-- 74 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:47,085 - Or didn't come back at all. 75 00:02:47,085 --> 00:02:48,879 - I've been down to those levels, 76 00:02:48,879 --> 00:02:50,964 but I need volunteers to go with me. 77 00:02:50,964 --> 00:02:52,716 - Joe Sanders reporting for duty. 78 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:55,176 I don't give a shit how crazy those lower Wall folk are, 79 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:57,387 I'll kill 'em all if it means I get to take a hot shower. 80 00:02:57,387 --> 00:03:01,224 - Alright, Sanders. Great energy. Thank you. 81 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,309 Anyone else? 82 00:03:02,976 --> 00:03:05,604 Eyepatch guy. You got to come with us. 83 00:03:05,604 --> 00:03:06,938 You look like a badass. 84 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:09,900 - I got this eyepatch from playing too much 3DS in the dark. 85 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,818 - Okay, well, you're still coming. 86 00:03:11,818 --> 00:03:12,861 - So am I. 87 00:03:12,861 --> 00:03:15,780 If I'm going to freeze to death, may as well be heroically. 88 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:17,657 - We could use one more. 89 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,705 - I like the Royal Blue. 90 00:03:23,705 --> 00:03:25,790 Unless you like the Regal Navy. 91 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:27,125 - Halk, we need to-- Oh. 92 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:29,711 Nova, hi. Do you mind if I speak with your husband? 93 00:03:29,711 --> 00:03:30,754 Parliament business. 94 00:03:30,754 --> 00:03:32,881 - Of course. I'll be in the nursery. 95 00:03:32,881 --> 00:03:35,091 - We've been thinking a lot about the future. 96 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:36,551 Our future. - Bullshit. 97 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:38,303 If that were true, you'd be coming with me 98 00:03:38,303 --> 00:03:39,512 instead of playing decorator. 99 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:42,140 - I can't go on some suicide mission. I have a life here. 100 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:43,308 - And I don't? 101 00:03:43,308 --> 00:03:46,311 I'm leaving my... Pezlie behind to do this, 102 00:03:46,311 --> 00:03:49,064 because there is no future for her, or your wife, 103 00:03:49,064 --> 00:03:50,190 if we don't fix this. 104 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,567 - I'm sorry, Cherie, my hero days are behind me. 105 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,694 - Do you even know what you want to be instead? 106 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:57,405 - A dancer. It's an old dream of mine from college. 107 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,615 Been working on my splits. 108 00:03:58,615 --> 00:03:59,783 [grunts] 109 00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:02,535 - That's great, Halk. I'll see you around. 110 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:04,120 - Hey, I never asked to be a hero. 111 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,413 - Nobody ever does. 112 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:06,706 They just are. 113 00:04:07,249 --> 00:04:08,416 [door opens, closes] 114 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,417 [eagle cries] 115 00:04:10,961 --> 00:04:12,170 [tires squealing] [all scream] 116 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,256 - Hey, you almost made me spill my mayo fries, 117 00:04:14,256 --> 00:04:16,758 which I just invented 'cause I'm a fucking genius. 118 00:04:16,758 --> 00:04:17,759 Try. Try, try, try, try. 119 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:19,719 - Ooh. It's the Little effing Mountain! 120 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:22,347 ALL: [chanting] Little Mountain Lake! Little Mountain Lake! 121 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:23,848 Little Mountain Lake! 122 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:26,142 ♪ foreboding music playing ♪ 123 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:28,812 ALL: [chanting] Little Mountain Lodge! Little Mountain Lodge! 124 00:04:28,812 --> 00:04:30,272 Little Mountain Lodge! 125 00:04:31,064 --> 00:04:32,983 [all cheering] - We're here. 126 00:04:32,983 --> 00:04:35,902 I used the cubic lattice crystallizer to make some fresh diamonds 127 00:04:35,902 --> 00:04:37,028 so we could tip everybody. 128 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:38,405 - Do you have change for a De Beers? 129 00:04:38,405 --> 00:04:40,532 You know what? Take the whole corundum. 130 00:04:40,532 --> 00:04:41,783 - Thank you, Jesse. 131 00:04:41,783 --> 00:04:43,577 - See how he remembered my name? 132 00:04:43,577 --> 00:04:44,911 That's classy. 133 00:04:44,911 --> 00:04:47,872 - Terry, Korvo, Jesse, Yumyulack, 134 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,416 welcome back to LML! 135 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:51,835 It's been two years since your last visit. 136 00:04:51,835 --> 00:04:54,087 - Two years too long if you ask me. 137 00:04:54,087 --> 00:04:56,131 [all laugh] 138 00:04:56,131 --> 00:04:57,799 Ah, I love how funny I am here. 139 00:04:57,799 --> 00:04:59,384 - In honor of your return, 140 00:04:59,384 --> 00:05:02,220 we've upgraded you to the Grand Moff suite. 141 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:03,388 - Whoa! Grand Moff? 142 00:05:03,388 --> 00:05:06,224 That's the highest civilian rank for a regional governor in the Empire. 143 00:05:08,059 --> 00:05:09,185 - Tastes great, right. 144 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:12,480 Even if the room sucked, I'd still stay here just for the coffee. 145 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,648 [all laugh] [Jesse spits] 146 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:16,234 - Oh, Bill. He loves to crack wise. 147 00:05:16,234 --> 00:05:19,779 Hi, we're the Johnsons. Just came in from Des Plaines, Chicago. 148 00:05:19,779 --> 00:05:21,489 - Your bounty hunter outfit is sick. 149 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:23,909 - Oh, uh, thanks. It's got a neural shockwave pinned in the sleeve. 150 00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:24,910 - I can tell. 151 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,411 - Look, let's skip the foreplay. 152 00:05:26,411 --> 00:05:27,913 Will you be our vacation friends? 153 00:05:27,913 --> 00:05:29,956 - Yes. A thousand times, yes. - I thought you'd never ask. 154 00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:31,249 [Bill and Tracy laugh] 155 00:05:31,249 --> 00:05:33,293 - We're all checked in. Who the fuck is this? 156 00:05:33,293 --> 00:05:36,379 - They're our vacay besties, the Johnsons! 157 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:37,714 - Yes, vacation friends! 158 00:05:37,714 --> 00:05:40,550 They're the perfect choice to regret later having in all of our photographs. 159 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:43,386 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 160 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:46,348 ♪ I found out long ago ♪ 161 00:05:46,348 --> 00:05:48,516 ♪ Oooohhhh ♪ 162 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:51,061 ♪ It's a long way down the Holiday Road ♪ 163 00:05:51,311 --> 00:05:53,396 ALL: Yeah! [all laugh] 164 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:58,235 ♪ Holiday Road ♪ 165 00:05:58,235 --> 00:06:02,489 ♪ Holiday Road ♪ 166 00:06:02,906 --> 00:06:05,033 - Wow. I just invented mayo fries today, 167 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,952 and they already have a whole restaurant for it. 168 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:09,079 Little Mountain Lake is really on the cutting edge. 169 00:06:09,079 --> 00:06:11,122 - Didn't that fried dough place used to be here? 170 00:06:11,122 --> 00:06:13,166 - Oh. Remember when I liked fried dough? 171 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:14,793 Sounds so disgusting now. 172 00:06:14,793 --> 00:06:16,169 [both laugh] 173 00:06:17,212 --> 00:06:18,421 - Hello there, friend. 174 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,549 Might I interest you in our train museum? 175 00:06:20,549 --> 00:06:22,217 - I'm not into trains anymore. 176 00:06:22,217 --> 00:06:24,344 - You... aren't into trains? 177 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:27,597 - No, it's been a sore spot ever since Terry here tried to board me. 178 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:30,141 - Well, I only did that because you turned yourself into a train out of spite. 179 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:31,434 - It was my hobby! 180 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,811 - We brought tiki drinks. 181 00:06:32,811 --> 00:06:34,604 - Oh. - Tracy, turn loose that rum swizzle. 182 00:06:34,604 --> 00:06:37,649 - Oh, Bill's back, and he's brought tiki drinks! 183 00:06:37,649 --> 00:06:39,192 You got a friend in me, Bill. 184 00:06:39,192 --> 00:06:42,028 ♪ ominous music ♪ 185 00:06:42,028 --> 00:06:43,405 - We got a problem. 186 00:06:44,531 --> 00:06:47,450 - If she's crying, bounce. Don't rock her. She hates rocking. 187 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:50,579 She'll drink mouse milk, but not too much, she gets gassy. 188 00:06:50,579 --> 00:06:52,664 Oh god, I'm sure I'm forgetting something. 189 00:06:52,664 --> 00:06:53,873 - Hey, we got this. 190 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:56,167 Pezlie is the most important thing in this Wall. 191 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:58,670 The Bowinian Order will guard her with our lives. 192 00:06:58,670 --> 00:07:00,672 - Thank you, Sister. You've been a lifesaver. 193 00:07:00,672 --> 00:07:02,340 Now hopefully I can return the favor. 194 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:04,217 [kisses] [Pezlie giggles] 195 00:07:07,679 --> 00:07:10,015 Alright. Last chance to pussy out. 196 00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:11,391 - Not me. I'm tough as they come. 197 00:07:11,391 --> 00:07:13,685 Check it out. I branded myself with a hot staple. 198 00:07:13,685 --> 00:07:15,645 EYEPATCH GUY: Is that the Lacoste logo? 199 00:07:15,645 --> 00:07:16,813 - It's all I know how to draw. 200 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:18,231 The point is, I'm tough as shit. 201 00:07:18,231 --> 00:07:19,316 [Halk laughs] [screams] 202 00:07:19,316 --> 00:07:22,527 - If you're worried about being tracked, I'd quiet down. 203 00:07:22,527 --> 00:07:24,321 - I thought you didn't do suicide missions. 204 00:07:24,321 --> 00:07:28,116 - Well, I don't, but my insane friend needs backup. 205 00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:33,330 - Okay, stay close. 206 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:35,957 These levels have been off the grid for months. 207 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:38,043 Who knows what's been growing in the dark. 208 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:41,171 - I hope there's a Starbucks 'cause I already have to take a shit. 209 00:07:44,257 --> 00:07:45,342 - Terry! 210 00:07:45,342 --> 00:07:47,510 - I never get tired of how friendly everyone is. 211 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:50,013 Hey! Hello! Hi there! Follow me. I follow back! 212 00:07:50,013 --> 00:07:51,681 - And I am loving my vacation robe. 213 00:07:51,681 --> 00:07:54,726 It's a little bit coarser, but in all the right spots. 214 00:07:54,726 --> 00:07:57,354 Huh, wasn't this a train museum yesterday? 215 00:07:57,354 --> 00:07:59,522 - Sure was. Now it's the Hall of Betrayals. 216 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:02,025 Come on in! First hundred guests get free ring pops. 217 00:08:02,025 --> 00:08:04,152 - Ring me, baby! - Um, bury the lede much? 218 00:08:04,694 --> 00:08:05,862 [sucking] 219 00:08:05,862 --> 00:08:07,781 - This is a dece' collection of betrayals 220 00:08:07,781 --> 00:08:10,909 Guy who killed Caesar, Jay Leno refusing to give up The Tonight Show-- 221 00:08:11,701 --> 00:08:13,203 Korvo, what am I looking at? 222 00:08:13,203 --> 00:08:15,622 - Uh, looks like it could possibly be me. 223 00:08:15,622 --> 00:08:17,123 It-it's really hard to tell. 224 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:20,585 M-maybe getting boned by the Red Goobler on his bachelor party last year. 225 00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:22,671 [laughs] So weird that this is in here. 226 00:08:22,671 --> 00:08:24,923 Wasn't really even a betrayal. 227 00:08:24,923 --> 00:08:26,967 What's that look? You said it didn't bother you! 228 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:28,552 - Oh, well, I guess there's no chance 229 00:08:28,552 --> 00:08:31,179 I was just armoring myself emotionally by-- 230 00:08:31,721 --> 00:08:35,308 - Ah! I'm cumming harder than I do with Terry! 231 00:08:35,308 --> 00:08:38,144 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 232 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:41,606 - Oh, they have a Lando and Han Solo exhibit, let-let's find that. 233 00:08:42,649 --> 00:08:45,151 - This one's cryptic. - You fucking dick! That's you! 234 00:08:45,151 --> 00:08:46,695 I bought those Takis at the store, 235 00:08:46,695 --> 00:08:48,863 but someone ate them all before I could even have one. 236 00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:50,240 You told me it was the Pupa! 237 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,409 If that's true, then explain this animatronic. 238 00:08:52,409 --> 00:08:54,536 - Yeah, I did it, okay! I was eating my feelings. 239 00:08:54,536 --> 00:08:57,539 All the bad ones left over from when you let the Red Goobler fuck you! 240 00:08:57,539 --> 00:08:59,499 - You're acting like that's a bigger deal than the Takis. 241 00:08:59,499 --> 00:09:00,584 But it's not! 242 00:09:01,376 --> 00:09:03,169 - It all went according to plan. 243 00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:06,673 Whoever has eyes on the replicants, start Phase Two. 244 00:09:07,716 --> 00:09:09,175 - Wow, it doesn't look as little 245 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:10,969 when you're up on the actual mountain, you know. 246 00:09:10,969 --> 00:09:13,388 - Relax, Yumyulack, you'll do great. 247 00:09:13,388 --> 00:09:15,390 [whispering] Get... out! - Huh? 248 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:16,600 - She means, "Get out!" 249 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,643 Like, "Get on out down that mountain!" 250 00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:21,104 That's how we say it in Des Plaines. Come on! The race is starting. 251 00:09:22,397 --> 00:09:23,398 [gun fires] 252 00:09:23,815 --> 00:09:25,025 ♪ 253 00:09:25,025 --> 00:09:26,026 [whooshing] 254 00:09:26,026 --> 00:09:28,069 ♪ 255 00:09:28,069 --> 00:09:30,280 ♪ 256 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,615 [crowd cheering] 257 00:09:32,699 --> 00:09:36,202 - I'm the king of Little Mountain and that little-ass lake! 258 00:09:36,202 --> 00:09:39,039 Hey, they spelled my name wrong. Funyulack. 259 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:41,750 Wait, Funyulack's your pretend-o-deck version of me. 260 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:42,751 That was fucked up. 261 00:09:42,751 --> 00:09:45,795 - Come on, you can't still be mad about that. I tried to kill him. 262 00:09:45,795 --> 00:09:47,047 - But you killed me instead. 263 00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:49,841 - Whatever! You made me cheat at the Olympics! 264 00:09:49,841 --> 00:09:52,636 - I don't make you do anything! You delegate all our hijinks to me! 265 00:09:52,636 --> 00:09:54,346 - Fuck you! I do not! 266 00:09:55,472 --> 00:09:56,973 - Phase Two complete. 267 00:09:56,973 --> 00:09:59,559 But now we need a new fucking Danielle. 268 00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:02,687 ♪ 269 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:04,481 [all panting] 270 00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:05,982 - These maps are useless. 271 00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:08,568 Everything down here is decayed and mucky. 272 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:12,405 - Aw fuck! Die! Die! Die! Die! 273 00:10:12,405 --> 00:10:13,406 - It's plastic! 274 00:10:14,616 --> 00:10:15,784 HALK: GI Joes. 275 00:10:15,784 --> 00:10:18,453 Too bad, they totally lose their value when they're crucified. 276 00:10:21,665 --> 00:10:23,541 - Let's move. We're being watched. 277 00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:27,837 - Uh, may-- maybe we should double back and take the Boo-Hoo Hole to the bottom. 278 00:10:27,837 --> 00:10:30,006 It can't make you boo-hoo as much as the name implies. 279 00:10:30,006 --> 00:10:32,968 - [scoffs] The Duke threw me down the Boo-Hoo Hole. Once was enough. 280 00:10:32,968 --> 00:10:34,844 - It's full of spiders now anyway. 281 00:10:35,762 --> 00:10:37,514 - Pssh! How many action figures are they gonna-- 282 00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:39,224 Oh fuck, real head! 283 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:41,351 - Oh man, it's Mark. 284 00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:43,144 Delivery guy, went missing weeks ago. 285 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,230 Used to pull his balls out of his pants as a joke. 286 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:47,190 He'd say, "Hey, look, I got gum on my pants," 287 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:48,817 but it wasn't gum, it was his scrotum. 288 00:10:48,817 --> 00:10:50,610 Still, he didn't deserve this. 289 00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:53,488 [indiscernible whispers] 290 00:10:53,905 --> 00:10:56,116 - Aw, man. That cannot be sanitary. 291 00:10:59,202 --> 00:11:00,453 MAN: Please! WOMAN: Water! 292 00:11:00,453 --> 00:11:01,538 WOMAN 2: Water! 293 00:11:01,538 --> 00:11:03,957 [indiscernible muttering] 294 00:11:03,957 --> 00:11:05,709 [hissing] - I'm gonna torch 'em! 295 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:07,419 - No, they're too close, you'll burn us! 296 00:11:07,419 --> 00:11:09,754 - Go on! Git! Leave 'em alone! 297 00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:11,256 Take your muck and get out of here. 298 00:11:12,299 --> 00:11:14,009 - Thanks, pal. Let's get you on your-- 299 00:11:14,009 --> 00:11:15,051 What the fuck? 300 00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:17,679 - Just a mild case of muck foot. Pretty common around here. 301 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:20,932 - The name's Avocado Eggrolls. 'Cause I like avocados. 302 00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:21,933 - And eggrolls? 303 00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:23,602 - I fucking hate eggrolls! 304 00:11:24,019 --> 00:11:26,313 Anyhoo, I heard you're headed to the bottom levels. 305 00:11:26,313 --> 00:11:29,149 You need a guide, old Avocado Eggrolls will show you the way. 306 00:11:29,149 --> 00:11:32,152 - We don't have time for this Skyrim side quest bullshit. 307 00:11:32,152 --> 00:11:33,153 He'll slow us down. 308 00:11:33,153 --> 00:11:36,406 - Hey, don't be ableist. You already said the map was useless. 309 00:11:36,406 --> 00:11:38,658 Okay, Avocado, where to? 310 00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:43,455 - This is it. Just right around this-- 311 00:11:44,122 --> 00:11:45,874 [muttering] 312 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,627 - I-I didn't sign up for this shit, man. 313 00:11:48,627 --> 00:11:50,086 We're gonna die down here! 314 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:54,090 - Well, well, well, what the muck do we have here? 315 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:56,927 - I brought you some real upper floor softies, Plat. 316 00:11:56,927 --> 00:12:00,138 - What the fuck, Avocado! I carried you for two hours! 317 00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:02,390 - A real eggroll move, ya dumbass. 318 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:03,975 [cackling] 319 00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:05,393 - Fucking muck people. 320 00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:07,229 - Muck people are people too, you know. 321 00:12:07,229 --> 00:12:08,772 The upper Wall has forgotten us. 322 00:12:08,772 --> 00:12:11,358 Wall name is Platinum Stevie. These are my people. 323 00:12:11,358 --> 00:12:14,819 I protect 'em, clean their mucky wounds, feed them deodorant shavings. 324 00:12:14,819 --> 00:12:16,821 And in return, they do as I say. 325 00:12:16,821 --> 00:12:18,782 Like when I tell them to kill you! 326 00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:22,494 - Try it and I'll slice you up like an onion volcano. 327 00:12:22,494 --> 00:12:25,247 - You're spicy. Guess we're all gonna die today. 328 00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,791 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't want no quarrel with you, Platinum Stevie. 329 00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:29,084 We're just here to turn the power on. 330 00:12:29,084 --> 00:12:31,962 We don't want to interfere with whatever muck life you've stirred up down here. 331 00:12:31,962 --> 00:12:34,381 You could help us. - Ha! I'll never help you. 332 00:12:34,381 --> 00:12:37,425 Power on, power off: it's all the same in the muck. 333 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,468 Grab them! 334 00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:40,762 - What if we could offer you something? Something that you don't have down here? 335 00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,139 What about a seat in Parliament, huh? 336 00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:45,850 Your forgotten muck people could be represented at the top of the Wall. 337 00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:48,728 - Platinum Stevie, part of the inner circle, huh? 338 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:49,729 Sounds nice. 339 00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:52,440 I bet you're saving the best muck of all up there, aren't you? 340 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,776 - Uh... metaphorically, sure. 341 00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:57,696 - You've got yourself a deal! You are now my guests. 342 00:12:57,696 --> 00:13:00,115 You may have safe muck harbor tonight. 343 00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:01,992 Tomorrow, I'll take you where you want to go, 344 00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:04,244 and then you can take me up. 345 00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:07,205 BILL: So I spent all summer fixing up that old Corvette. 346 00:13:07,205 --> 00:13:09,165 Korvo, you seem mechanically minded. 347 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,542 You ever tinker around with a hot rod? 348 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,794 - I have never once tinkered. - Your butt tinkers. 349 00:13:12,794 --> 00:13:13,837 - What? - Nothing. 350 00:13:13,837 --> 00:13:16,006 - [haltingly] Great job in the race today. 351 00:13:16,006 --> 00:13:17,883 - Thanks. Hey, you look great tonight. 352 00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:20,927 Did you change your eye color? Or the shape of your head? 353 00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:22,762 - Ha ha ha. You're cute. 354 00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:24,264 - Would you like to hear about our specials? 355 00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:26,766 First, we have a Yumyulack-is-a-shitty-co-replicant 356 00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:28,560 who-smells-like-total-ass grilled chicken 357 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,438 served alongside a nice heap of Jesse's-a-whiny-bitch 358 00:13:31,438 --> 00:13:33,398 who's-holding-Yumyulack-back green beans. 359 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:34,941 - Damn dawg, that's harsh. - Whiny bitch? 360 00:13:34,941 --> 00:13:36,359 - And for dessert, the Terry Berry tart. 361 00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:38,904 It's delicious, but a real lazy piece of shit. 362 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,280 - Oh, that one. I want that one. 363 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,116 - I'll give you a minute to discuss. Really think about what I said. 364 00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:47,162 - That was fucking weird. Usually, they want our order right away. 365 00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:48,788 ♪ ominous sting ♪ 366 00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:51,541 ♪ 367 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:55,212 ♪ 368 00:13:55,212 --> 00:13:57,672 ♪ 369 00:13:59,466 --> 00:14:00,759 [yawns] 370 00:14:00,759 --> 00:14:02,302 You know, it's been a long day. 371 00:14:02,302 --> 00:14:04,095 W-we're tired. G-gonna call it a night. 372 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:06,097 - Aw man, I was jonesin' for that Terry tart. 373 00:14:06,097 --> 00:14:07,224 Can we get one to go? Korvo? 374 00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:08,975 - I'll be back, Danielle! 375 00:14:10,769 --> 00:14:12,562 - What the fudge, Korvo? 376 00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:14,606 - Who wants to dance to some really loud music? 377 00:14:14,606 --> 00:14:16,733 MAN: [on radio] You're listening to Satellite Satellite radio. 378 00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,652 Coming up, a block of Disney-approved music. 379 00:14:18,652 --> 00:14:20,820 Listen. Something very fucking weird is going on-- 380 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:23,281 - What? You like "fucking weird"? Trust me, I know! 381 00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:24,491 - Stop yelling. - Why? 382 00:14:24,491 --> 00:14:26,785 - It's the only way to be heard over the music! 383 00:14:26,785 --> 00:14:28,703 - I'm using music to drown out our voices. 384 00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:31,414 We're being spied on. Everyone in that restaurant had earpieces. 385 00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:33,708 No one was eating their dinner. They just kept staring at us. 386 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,086 - Uh yeah, these are rural people. 387 00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:38,088 Seeing city folk like us is a big deal 388 00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:40,549 'cause we're so much better dressed and smarter than they is. 389 00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:41,550 - It's not just that. 390 00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:43,635 Since we got here, everything has been catered to us. 391 00:14:43,635 --> 00:14:44,678 Haven't you noticed? 392 00:14:44,678 --> 00:14:47,806 - They did know about mayo fries when I'd literally just invented it. 393 00:14:47,806 --> 00:14:49,808 - On Little Mountain, Danielle hugged me real tight 394 00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:52,227 and said, "Get out," in a very intense way. 395 00:14:52,227 --> 00:14:54,938 And then at dinner, she was replaced with a different Danielle. 396 00:14:54,938 --> 00:14:56,940 - Jesus, Yumyulack, that's really fucking weird. 397 00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,316 Don't you think you should've said something? 398 00:14:58,316 --> 00:14:59,609 - I'm saying it now! Damn! 399 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:00,777 - Okay, shit, okay, 400 00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,779 I'm starting to feel like we might be trapped in a Wicker Man, 401 00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:05,198 the movie, not that guy who up-sells us at Pier One Imports. 402 00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:07,450 - Personally, I think we're trapped in a Midsom-mar. 403 00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:08,493 YUMYULACK: What is that? - It's pronounced "midsummer." 404 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,453 - That's just a millennial-dusted Wicker Man remake. 405 00:15:10,453 --> 00:15:11,871 - Nah, we're in a The Truman Show. 406 00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:13,415 - It doesn't matter what movie we're trapped in. 407 00:15:13,415 --> 00:15:15,875 This town is out to get us. We should get the fuck outta here. 408 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,295 Somebody take notes, Jordan Peele's gonna need to hear about this town. 409 00:15:19,296 --> 00:15:21,590 - Anyone seen Joe Sanders? His bedroll's gone. 410 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:23,800 - Yeah, yeah, I saw him take off early this morning. 411 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,385 High-tailed it back to the upper levels. 412 00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:27,012 Said to tell you "Game over, man" 413 00:15:27,012 --> 00:15:28,471 and "I'm too old for this shit." 414 00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:30,682 - Classic action movie coward stuff. 415 00:15:30,682 --> 00:15:32,726 - Eat your muck. We leave for the bottom in ten minutes. 416 00:15:32,726 --> 00:15:35,437 - [slurping] This stew is friggin' delicious! 417 00:15:36,563 --> 00:15:37,939 [coughs] 418 00:15:41,568 --> 00:15:43,612 - Psst, Eyepatch Guy. - Dude, don't lick your fingers. 419 00:15:44,237 --> 00:15:45,238 [slurping] 420 00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,199 - This says Joe Sanders. 421 00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:50,702 You guys! We're eating Joe Sanders! 422 00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:54,456 - Come on now, Platinum Stevie. 423 00:15:54,456 --> 00:15:56,416 Boiling folks, serving them to their friends, 424 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,418 that's no way to get yourself into Parliament. 425 00:15:58,418 --> 00:16:01,588 - Don't Parl-splain to me. I appreciate the offer, I do. 426 00:16:01,588 --> 00:16:03,340 And I was even gonna hold up my end. 427 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,508 But then late last night, I got a hankerin', 428 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:08,553 and I realized I'd rather eat you. 429 00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:11,890 Get them! [grunting] 430 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,901 You'll never escape the muck! 431 00:16:25,278 --> 00:16:27,447 - Wait! We forgot the Pupa! - Did we leave him in the lodge? 432 00:16:27,447 --> 00:16:29,324 - I'm not sure we brought him at all. Isn't he at home? 433 00:16:29,324 --> 00:16:32,160 - Aw geez. We left him in the school betting story! 434 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,663 - Beyblade! Beyblade! Beyblade! 435 00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:36,539 - Let's hope he's-- Shit! [tires squealing] 436 00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:38,541 - Sorry, lane painting emergency! 437 00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:40,710 [tires squealing] 438 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:43,838 - Nuclear power plant had a meltdown. Go back to the Lodge! 439 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:50,428 - Yumyulack, it's me, the real Danielle Johnson. 440 00:16:50,428 --> 00:16:51,555 I love you! 441 00:16:51,555 --> 00:16:53,640 - I know she's a husk, but she's hot! 442 00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:56,059 [engine revving, tires squealing] 443 00:16:56,059 --> 00:16:57,811 - Don't worry, I had Terry upgrade this bad boy 444 00:16:57,811 --> 00:16:59,354 with off-road capabilities last month. 445 00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:00,355 - Punch it! 446 00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:03,900 KORVO: Goddammit, why are there skis? 447 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,610 - You didn't tell me what kind of road we'd be off of. 448 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,237 - Dammit, Terry! Oh shit, run! 449 00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:10,657 [screaming] 450 00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:18,039 BILL: Terry, Korvo, Yumyulack, Jesse, come back! 451 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,961 - I always have sticks in my mouth after tree-ing myself. 452 00:17:22,961 --> 00:17:25,547 - Okay, we gotta get outta here before these hicks tie us up and eat us up 453 00:17:25,547 --> 00:17:27,841 or out or whatever. - Hold on a second. 454 00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:30,594 How do we know Korvo isn't behind all of this? 455 00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:31,511 - Why the hell would I be? 456 00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:34,389 - I don't know! You get butt hurt about every little thing. 457 00:17:34,389 --> 00:17:37,392 You Now-You-Seed-Me'd us with that magic stuff, remember? 458 00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:39,519 How do we know you aren't doing a The Game? 459 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:42,063 - I am not doing a The Game! How fucking dare you? 460 00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:43,106 - Keep your voice down. 461 00:17:43,106 --> 00:17:45,525 They're going to catch us if we don't stop fighting about shit from the past. 462 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:48,778 - But this is how old shit festers into new shit. 463 00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:51,740 We have to stop moving on without properly apologizing. 464 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:54,659 - Fine! I apologize for involving you all in my brilliant magic trick. 465 00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:57,871 It wasn't my place to inject your lives with a childlike sense of wonder. 466 00:17:57,871 --> 00:17:59,122 I'm so sorry. 467 00:17:59,122 --> 00:18:01,124 - Oh, and I'm sorry for getting so bent outta shape 468 00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:03,376 over graphic depictions of the Red Goobler blasting you 469 00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:04,377 behind my back. 470 00:18:04,377 --> 00:18:06,213 [sarcastically] Look at us. Friends again. 471 00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:08,590 - No! This is what I'm talking about! 472 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:10,759 We have core issues to deal with, people! 473 00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:12,093 - Here's a core issue: 474 00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:14,095 how do we escape without our sci-fi stuff? 475 00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:16,973 - I know I said we were unplugging, but I did bring a small piece of sci-fi: 476 00:18:16,973 --> 00:18:17,974 my pocket laser. 477 00:18:19,017 --> 00:18:21,728 - Forgot I had it on me. - Never go anywhere without it. 478 00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:24,022 - Terry, I assume you broke the rules and brought something too? 479 00:18:24,481 --> 00:18:25,941 - Just in case things got kinky. 480 00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:27,859 - Ugh, I wish this trip had gone that way. 481 00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:29,236 Looks like we're gonna have to fight our way out. 482 00:18:29,236 --> 00:18:30,654 Hurry up and make some weapons. 483 00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:32,739 [muck people shouting] 484 00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:35,200 - Muckers, it's time to get dirty! 485 00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:38,495 ♪ 486 00:18:39,162 --> 00:18:41,122 - [grunts] Shit! - Halk! 487 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:43,959 [grunts] 488 00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:45,252 [both scream] 489 00:18:45,961 --> 00:18:48,129 [grunting] 490 00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:50,840 [laughs] 491 00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:56,221 - Oh, I'm gonna enjoy noshing you, 492 00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:58,557 and then we're going to go up floor by floor 493 00:18:58,557 --> 00:19:00,767 and eat all your friends. 494 00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:06,731 Everyone you care about is going to get pooped out of my ass! 495 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,191 [rumbling] Huh? 496 00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:11,403 [screaming] 497 00:19:14,823 --> 00:19:15,824 [roars] 498 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,077 [growling] 499 00:19:19,995 --> 00:19:22,247 [screeching] 500 00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:24,082 - What the hell is that thing? 501 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,837 - Whatever it was, it's not our problem anymore. 502 00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:31,673 - Once we get the power back on, we gotta clean these levels out. 503 00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:33,091 [water dripping] 504 00:19:33,091 --> 00:19:34,676 - Hey, guys, the power room. 505 00:19:34,676 --> 00:19:36,344 I think it's right below us. 506 00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:40,599 - Sweep sector four again. And hey, remember, don't harm them. 507 00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:41,725 [whooshing] 508 00:19:44,144 --> 00:19:45,437 [arrows whistling] 509 00:19:48,315 --> 00:19:50,108 - Please let us go home! 510 00:19:50,609 --> 00:19:52,819 [grunting] 511 00:19:52,819 --> 00:19:54,195 - Citizen's arrest, bitch! 512 00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:55,530 - Whoa. Guys! 513 00:19:57,115 --> 00:19:58,116 - Nobody move! 514 00:20:00,493 --> 00:20:02,203 - Back the fuck up! Don't come any closer! 515 00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:03,288 But also, settle a bet, 516 00:20:03,288 --> 00:20:04,873 which "creepy townspeople movie" are we in: 517 00:20:04,873 --> 00:20:07,167 Wicker Man, Truman Show, or Midsommar? 518 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:09,002 - None! Those are all super creepy! 519 00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:11,129 Little Mountain Lake exists only for you. 520 00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:13,048 It's been that way since your first visit. 521 00:20:13,048 --> 00:20:14,758 - What do you mean it exists only "for us"? 522 00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:15,884 E-explain yourself! 523 00:20:15,884 --> 00:20:18,511 - On your first trip, you tipped us millions of dollars in diamonds. 524 00:20:18,511 --> 00:20:19,512 We ran the math. 525 00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:21,640 By focusing on just your family, 526 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,392 we make more than trying to service tourists in general. 527 00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:25,727 - So we re-built the town 528 00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:27,562 and based the changes around what you liked. 529 00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:29,147 - Then, you stopped coming. 530 00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:30,732 For two years. 531 00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:33,193 Our entire economy was on the verge of collapse. 532 00:20:33,193 --> 00:20:34,611 Without you, we had nothing. 533 00:20:34,611 --> 00:20:37,489 - We hired a team of Russian hackers to scrape your data, 534 00:20:37,489 --> 00:20:40,242 and then we built an algorithm to determine your every need 535 00:20:40,242 --> 00:20:42,285 and spammed your social media with ads. 536 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:45,497 - That's why I got Little Mountain ads on my OnlyFans. 537 00:20:45,497 --> 00:20:47,415 - Once you got here, the algorithm determined 538 00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:49,584 that if you worked through your issues at LML, 539 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,419 you'd love it here even more! 540 00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:52,462 - Well, we don't love it! 541 00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:53,922 So you can take your algorithm and shove it 542 00:20:53,922 --> 00:20:55,215 right up your crusty butthole! 543 00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:57,467 - Let this be a lesson. You mess with the Solar Opposites, 544 00:20:57,467 --> 00:20:59,010 you pay with your fucking life! 545 00:21:00,178 --> 00:21:01,179 [engine revving] 546 00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:06,226 - Did we take it too far back there? With all the killing? 547 00:21:06,226 --> 00:21:07,978 - I'd say we walked right up to the line. 548 00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:11,273 - Well, the good news is, now we have the whole six-hour ride home 549 00:21:11,273 --> 00:21:12,941 to talk through all our issues. 550 00:21:12,941 --> 00:21:15,402 - Didn't we do all that when we apologized in the woods? 551 00:21:15,402 --> 00:21:19,239 - No! I'm talking about really drilling down to the core issues 552 00:21:19,239 --> 00:21:20,824 so we can learn and grow. 553 00:21:20,824 --> 00:21:22,993 Like the algorithm wanted us to. 554 00:21:22,993 --> 00:21:24,619 - So we lost our favorite vacation spot, 555 00:21:24,619 --> 00:21:26,413 and we're supposed to work through our issues now? 556 00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:28,623 - That sounds way worse than keeping our vacation spot 557 00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,375 and never working through our issues. 558 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:31,751 - I do love algorithms. 559 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:32,752 - I know you do. 560 00:21:35,046 --> 00:21:38,425 - Oh god, they're coming back to finish us off! 561 00:21:38,425 --> 00:21:40,176 KORVO: Stop cowering! 562 00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:41,720 After a short, angry drive, 563 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:45,265 we realized that your algorithm was spot-the-fuck-on. 564 00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:46,975 - You mean we were right to help you? 565 00:21:46,975 --> 00:21:48,768 - No. The algorithm was right to help us. 566 00:21:48,768 --> 00:21:50,520 Humans are disgusting and messy and stupid. 567 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,064 Algorithms are pure. And I can't stay mad at math. 568 00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:55,233 - We've decided to keep vacationing at Little Mountain Lake. 569 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:56,234 But we have some demands. 570 00:21:56,234 --> 00:21:59,696 - Thank you, gracious aliens. We'll do whatever you want. 571 00:21:59,696 --> 00:22:02,073 - First, put Little Mountain Lake back the way it was 572 00:22:02,073 --> 00:22:03,366 when we first visited. 573 00:22:03,366 --> 00:22:06,703 And then we'll all pretend like none of this ever happened. 574 00:22:06,703 --> 00:22:09,414 You didn't trap us, we didn't slaughter 30 people. 575 00:22:09,414 --> 00:22:11,249 - And now I want the hotter Danielle! 576 00:22:11,249 --> 00:22:13,460 - And, most importantly, no more spying 577 00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:15,503 or trying to get us to work through our issues. 578 00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:18,340 Because we're never gonna grow or learn or do any of that shit. You got it? 579 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:19,841 Now take us to the algorithm. 580 00:22:22,219 --> 00:22:25,263 Poor algorithm. Little guy was just doing what he was programmed to do. 581 00:22:25,263 --> 00:22:26,765 He's so well-designed. 582 00:22:26,765 --> 00:22:27,849 - It has to be done. 583 00:22:32,687 --> 00:22:34,981 [gunshot] [screeching] 584 00:22:34,981 --> 00:22:36,233 - It was better this way. 585 00:22:36,233 --> 00:22:39,319 That algorithm was dead the second we took away its data inputs. 586 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,529 - Run free, algo. 587 00:22:41,988 --> 00:22:43,031 Run free. 588 00:22:44,449 --> 00:22:46,201 ♪ foreboding music ♪ 589 00:22:46,201 --> 00:22:50,288 ♪ 590 00:22:50,288 --> 00:22:51,998 - Can you fix it? - Yeah, but it's weird. 591 00:22:51,998 --> 00:22:55,335 I expected there to be a clean break, but this looks like it was chewed. 592 00:22:55,335 --> 00:22:56,628 [clattering] - What the hell was that? 593 00:22:56,628 --> 00:22:57,671 CHERIE: Stay on guard. 594 00:23:01,383 --> 00:23:02,926 - Here goes nothing. 595 00:23:03,593 --> 00:23:05,345 [whirring, rumbling] 596 00:23:05,345 --> 00:23:06,346 [electricity crackles] - Woo! 597 00:23:06,346 --> 00:23:07,639 - Aah! - Oh yeah. 598 00:23:07,639 --> 00:23:10,725 - Woo-hoo! - Eyepatch Guy! You are the man! 599 00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:12,644 Yes! - Not bad for a tiny huma-- 600 00:23:12,644 --> 00:23:14,771 [screaming] 601 00:23:14,771 --> 00:23:15,772 [slurping] 602 00:23:16,523 --> 00:23:17,732 [Cherie gasps] - Crap! 603 00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:21,903 [screeches] 604 00:23:21,903 --> 00:23:24,406 ♪ theme music playing ♪ 605 00:23:24,406 --> 00:23:28,368 ♪ 606 00:24:06,239 --> 00:24:07,741 [mimicking laser fire]