1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:02,546 ♪ 2 00:00:02,546 --> 00:00:05,298 - Terry, if you didn't waste so much time picking out which Tums to bring, 3 00:00:05,298 --> 00:00:06,716 we'd be at Taco Bell by now. 4 00:00:06,716 --> 00:00:09,719 You know damn well the Live Mas-er deal only comes once a year! 5 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:11,721 - Different flavor Tums pair with different Mountain Dews. 6 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,431 Geez, watch Chef's Table sometime. 7 00:00:13,431 --> 00:00:16,685 - I just hope we don't miss out on all the good hot sauce packet quips. 8 00:00:16,685 --> 00:00:19,271 - I swear if I get "Here today, gone tamale" again, 9 00:00:19,271 --> 00:00:22,691 I'll have to lose faith in the dedication of the T-Bell copywriters. 10 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:26,194 - Looks like Glen left his car on the curb for one too many Mondays. 11 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:29,614 - He's gotta learn the street sweepers rule this domain with an iron broom. 12 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:32,284 - Yeah, or maybe he hasn't moved his car 13 00:00:32,284 --> 00:00:34,494 because you two shot him into space! 14 00:00:34,494 --> 00:00:37,956 You know, 'cause of that whole thing with the crystal skull vodka bullet? 15 00:00:37,956 --> 00:00:40,250 - What? What bullet? I don't remember that. 16 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:42,210 - How do you not remember shooting a guy into space? 17 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,295 That's kind of a big deal. 18 00:00:43,295 --> 00:00:45,255 - No, it's not, I shoot stuff into space all the time. 19 00:00:45,255 --> 00:00:46,298 You wish you shut stuff into spa-- 20 00:00:46,298 --> 00:00:48,300 - Shut the fuck up or I'll shoot you into space right now! 21 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:49,634 YUMYULACK: I didn't ask to be on this mission! 22 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:50,677 - Both of you stop it! 23 00:00:50,677 --> 00:00:52,721 We're going to Taco Bell as a family. 24 00:00:52,721 --> 00:00:55,265 This is supposed to be the happiest day of the week, and you are ruining it. 25 00:00:55,265 --> 00:00:58,268 - Still, do you think Glen is okay up there in space? 26 00:00:58,268 --> 00:00:59,477 KORVO: There's no "up there." 27 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,646 Earth is in space, dogs are in space, 28 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:03,690 we're in space, Glen is in space. 29 00:01:03,690 --> 00:01:04,858 Don't make a whole thing out of it. 30 00:01:04,858 --> 00:01:07,193 TERRY: Yeah, and that's the last I ever want to hear about Glen. 31 00:01:12,324 --> 00:01:15,577 ♪ epic music playing ♪ 32 00:01:30,634 --> 00:01:32,260 ♪ 33 00:01:33,303 --> 00:01:36,932 ♪ rock music playing ♪ 34 00:01:36,932 --> 00:01:40,352 ♪ 35 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,155 [camera shutter clicks] 36 00:01:55,742 --> 00:01:56,743 [growls] 37 00:01:57,577 --> 00:01:59,579 ♪ 38 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:06,545 - Hey! Hey! Someone let me out of here! This is bullshit! 39 00:02:06,545 --> 00:02:09,005 I've watched enough Law and Order with my senile, alcoholic mom 40 00:02:09,005 --> 00:02:10,215 to know I get a phone call. 41 00:02:10,215 --> 00:02:13,426 Come on, please! I'm a human! I don't belong here. 42 00:02:13,426 --> 00:02:16,846 - Well, I'll be damned. You're a homo sapien, ain't you? 43 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:19,391 - Yes! Oh, thank god, I am! You gotta get me out of here. 44 00:02:19,391 --> 00:02:22,269 - Woo-boy! We got a real live human being. 45 00:02:22,269 --> 00:02:23,395 - I can't believe you speak English! 46 00:02:23,395 --> 00:02:27,023 - English? No, my SilverSuit translates your human tongue. 47 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:28,567 - Wait, then why can I understand you? 48 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:30,527 And why do you have human stuff, the hat, the guitar? 49 00:02:30,527 --> 00:02:31,653 - Shut the frunk up. 50 00:02:31,653 --> 00:02:33,989 How did you get all the way into this galaxy? 51 00:02:33,989 --> 00:02:36,950 - My asshole alien neighbor shot me into space for literally no reason. 52 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:38,076 I don't belong here. 53 00:02:38,076 --> 00:02:39,619 They look just like these guys. 54 00:02:39,619 --> 00:02:40,745 LONESUN: Shlorpians. 55 00:02:40,745 --> 00:02:44,499 They spread around the galaxy like toxic mold on a college shower head. 56 00:02:44,499 --> 00:02:46,501 Listen, kid, I can tell you ain't no criminal. 57 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:49,087 Just a guy caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. 58 00:02:49,087 --> 00:02:51,715 - Yes, exactly! Thank you. Thank you so much! 59 00:02:51,715 --> 00:02:53,967 - Put your worries aside, Glen of Earth. 60 00:02:53,967 --> 00:02:56,219 We'll get you the justice you deserve. 61 00:02:56,219 --> 00:03:00,932 Them Shlorpians should never have messed with... the SilverCops. 62 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,018 ♪ foreboding music plays ♪ 63 00:03:03,018 --> 00:03:04,603 [fire crackling] 64 00:03:06,605 --> 00:03:07,772 [gasps] 65 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,733 [dripping] 66 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:12,235 HALK: You okay? - Barely. 67 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:15,655 We're on Yumyulack's Seinfeld set, the very bottom of the Wall. 68 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:17,365 - At least there isn't anywhere else to fall. 69 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:18,950 - I know how to get us out of here, I had the-- 70 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:19,951 - Shh! 71 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:21,161 Seinfeld's walls. 72 00:03:21,161 --> 00:03:22,370 [wings fluttering] 73 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,247 Shit, mosquitoes! They're everywhere! 74 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:25,540 - [whispering] Don't make a sound. 75 00:03:25,916 --> 00:03:27,667 [squeals] - Fucking larva! 76 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:29,211 [mosquitoes screeching] 77 00:03:29,211 --> 00:03:32,130 - Shit! Mosquitoes always defend their young! Run! 78 00:03:33,006 --> 00:03:35,300 [screeching] 79 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,343 [thudding] 80 00:03:38,345 --> 00:03:40,680 [squeaks] - What the fuck? 81 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:44,017 [squeaking] 82 00:03:44,017 --> 00:03:45,393 - Citronella? 83 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,354 - Cherie, look. There's the bottom of the Boo Hoo hole. 84 00:03:47,354 --> 00:03:48,521 It's been capped with a pog. 85 00:03:48,521 --> 00:03:49,856 Oh my god, do you remember those? 86 00:03:49,856 --> 00:03:51,983 - Uh, no. - It was a game we used to play, 87 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:53,485 kinda like the '90s version of marbles. 88 00:03:53,485 --> 00:03:55,904 - I must have been too busy banging hot dudes to notice. 89 00:03:55,904 --> 00:03:58,281 - Wait, you were banging in the '90s? How old are you? 90 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:00,742 - Look! This tape, we can get this off easy. 91 00:04:00,742 --> 00:04:03,995 Finally, a light at the end of this fucked up tunnel. 92 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:05,247 [both scream] 93 00:04:07,499 --> 00:04:08,500 [screeches] 94 00:04:10,085 --> 00:04:11,086 [whistling] 95 00:04:11,086 --> 00:04:13,088 - Did that candle just whistle? 96 00:04:13,088 --> 00:04:14,506 [whistling] 97 00:04:15,173 --> 00:04:17,509 [hissing] 98 00:04:17,509 --> 00:04:19,594 [evil laughter] 99 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:25,141 - Welcome to my humble abode. 100 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:27,602 - Oh my god, he's embedded in the candle. 101 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:30,397 - I used to be the CEO of AT&T, 102 00:04:30,397 --> 00:04:34,192 then I was a farmer with a loyal little mouse. 103 00:04:34,192 --> 00:04:37,529 And now I am king of the roaches. 104 00:04:37,529 --> 00:04:41,074 - You mean the mosquitoes? Wait, fuck, are there also roaches? 105 00:04:41,074 --> 00:04:43,702 - I've always had a connection to animals. 106 00:04:43,702 --> 00:04:48,206 I control my insect army by blowing into one of their skulls. 107 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:51,251 It simulates their language. Behold! 108 00:04:51,251 --> 00:04:52,669 [whistling] 109 00:04:52,669 --> 00:04:53,795 [hissing] 110 00:04:53,795 --> 00:04:55,046 I made them kiss! 111 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:56,756 - Jesus, he's lost his mind. 112 00:04:56,756 --> 00:04:59,467 - At this point, he's more citronella than man. 113 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,970 - This is a lovely kingdom you have here. 114 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:04,806 We're just going to head out and leave you to it. 115 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:06,474 - No! [mosquitoes screeching] 116 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,685 You and your kind ruined my life. 117 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:13,189 I had the perfect popsicle stick barn, and I had Molly. 118 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:16,902 Your wall war killed her. She was an innocent. 119 00:05:16,902 --> 00:05:18,695 - We all lost people that day. 120 00:05:18,695 --> 00:05:22,032 - She wasn't people. She was a mouse! 121 00:05:22,032 --> 00:05:25,410 You took her from me, and now I will take the same from you. 122 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:27,203 - Our... mice? 123 00:05:27,203 --> 00:05:28,955 - Your lives! 124 00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:31,499 [whistling] 125 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,376 [both grunt] [mosquitoes snarling] 126 00:05:37,130 --> 00:05:38,215 [both scream] 127 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:42,719 LONESUN: The SilverCops protect the entire quadrant. 128 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:47,098 A unified brotherhood of justice made up of aliens from different planets. 129 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:48,558 How's the arm, Glammerjammer? 130 00:05:48,558 --> 00:05:50,352 - Oh, you should have seen the other guy! 131 00:05:50,352 --> 00:05:52,354 - This is fuckin' tits, bro. 132 00:05:52,354 --> 00:05:55,899 Ooh, ooh, do you guys have laser guns and all sorts of cool sci-fi shit? 133 00:05:55,899 --> 00:05:59,486 Lightsabers? Time traveling, like, refrigerator bed or something like that? 134 00:05:59,486 --> 00:06:00,612 - We don't need that. 135 00:06:00,612 --> 00:06:03,823 The SilverSuit is the most powerful weapon in the universe. 136 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:07,202 The ancient Silverites crafted it from pure silver that flows 137 00:06:07,202 --> 00:06:08,745 from the SilverFalls. 138 00:06:08,745 --> 00:06:11,790 Only those with the purest of hearts can operate it. 139 00:06:11,790 --> 00:06:13,792 A truncheon, a gun, a coffee mug for stakeouts: 140 00:06:13,792 --> 00:06:15,293 the SilverSuit makes it all. 141 00:06:15,293 --> 00:06:17,087 - Oh, so you guys are like Green Lanterns. 142 00:06:17,087 --> 00:06:19,214 - The what? - Green Lanterns, the comic book. 143 00:06:19,214 --> 00:06:20,840 Galactic cops. Magic rings. 144 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:24,094 - No, that's stupid. We're a totally different, way cooler thing. 145 00:06:24,094 --> 00:06:26,555 Anyway, this here's the room that holds the silverbattery 146 00:06:26,555 --> 00:06:30,016 we charge our SilverSuits with by reciting an ancient haiku. 147 00:06:30,016 --> 00:06:31,017 - Sick. 148 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,270 - So, you ready to be a part of this? 149 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:35,438 - A part? Uh, you mean-- 150 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:38,858 - I'm offering you a job as a SilverCop. 151 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:41,486 - But I'm just a regular dude trying to get back to his home planet. 152 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:43,280 I'm not looking for a job in space. 153 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,115 - The galaxy calls you, Glen. 154 00:06:45,115 --> 00:06:48,743 SilverCops have every race represented in our force, but we're missing one. 155 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,287 - Italian? - Human. 156 00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:52,706 Human beings, they got a special skill 157 00:06:52,706 --> 00:06:54,958 that no other alien in the galaxy got. 158 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,334 - Yeah, we can beatbox! 159 00:06:56,334 --> 00:07:00,046 [beatboxing] 160 00:07:00,046 --> 00:07:03,466 - No. Intuition, instinct. You can follow your gut. 161 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:04,968 Humans are famous for it. 162 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:07,971 - Oh yeah, like how I always know how a woman's tweet can be better 163 00:07:07,971 --> 00:07:08,972 if I explain it to them. 164 00:07:08,972 --> 00:07:14,060 - Exactly! Hot damn! That famous intuition is already in full effect. 165 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:18,023 Look, the silver life ain't for everyone, but the forces of evil never sleep. 166 00:07:18,023 --> 00:07:21,401 We could really use someone with your super powers on the force. 167 00:07:21,401 --> 00:07:22,527 What do you say? 168 00:07:22,527 --> 00:07:24,529 - I say... this! 169 00:07:24,529 --> 00:07:26,698 [beatboxing] 170 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:30,035 Oh, that meant "yes." I'll be a SilverCop, yeah. 171 00:07:31,036 --> 00:07:32,537 ♪ 172 00:07:33,914 --> 00:07:36,708 - SilverTeam! I'd like to introduce you to our newest recruit. 173 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,043 Glen of Earth. 174 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:40,337 - Oh my god, a human? - A human SilverCop? 175 00:07:40,337 --> 00:07:41,671 - On SilverWorld? 176 00:07:41,671 --> 00:07:44,007 - Glen, this is Ventrez, my second in command. 177 00:07:44,007 --> 00:07:47,636 - Friends call me Trez. Females call me... all the time. 178 00:07:47,636 --> 00:07:48,803 [laughs] 179 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:50,889 LONESUN: Glorgax, my hand-to-hand specialist. 180 00:07:50,889 --> 00:07:52,891 - More like claw-to-claw. 181 00:07:53,391 --> 00:07:55,435 - And who could forget Pobo! 182 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:57,771 - Jelly time? - Not right now, little buddy. 183 00:07:57,771 --> 00:07:58,813 - [sadly] Pobo. 184 00:07:58,813 --> 00:08:00,857 - Are you fucking kidding me, LoneSun? 185 00:08:00,857 --> 00:08:03,401 A human can't handle the weight of silverjustice. 186 00:08:03,401 --> 00:08:05,237 The salt cartel will eat him alive! 187 00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:08,698 - Cromus, I've seen his intuition in action. It's special. 188 00:08:08,698 --> 00:08:10,951 - Bullshit. Just because he has instinct 189 00:08:10,951 --> 00:08:13,245 doesn't mean he's pure enough for a SilverSuit. 190 00:08:13,245 --> 00:08:15,121 - I think he is. - No way. 191 00:08:15,121 --> 00:08:17,624 - How 'bout we find out, pardner? 192 00:08:17,624 --> 00:08:22,462 ♪ 193 00:08:34,808 --> 00:08:37,561 ♪ 194 00:08:40,522 --> 00:08:41,898 - Alright, let's get you suited up. 195 00:08:41,898 --> 00:08:43,108 - No! I change my mind. 196 00:08:43,108 --> 00:08:45,277 I just want to get back to earth and get my neighbors arrested 197 00:08:45,277 --> 00:08:46,319 for shooting me into space. 198 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:47,988 - Let the little puss walk. 199 00:08:47,988 --> 00:08:50,407 I told you he isn't cut out for this. 200 00:08:50,407 --> 00:08:52,492 - Now hey, if I knew where earth was, 201 00:08:52,492 --> 00:08:54,578 I would have saddled up a human a long time ago. 202 00:08:54,578 --> 00:08:56,079 But I don't and I didn't. 203 00:08:56,079 --> 00:08:58,832 Now if you want a fleeborg's chance on a hot scorched skittle 204 00:08:58,832 --> 00:09:01,960 of finding your way home, you better put on that SilverSuit. 205 00:09:02,961 --> 00:09:03,962 [groans] 206 00:09:04,838 --> 00:09:07,340 [chanting] 207 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:08,967 [screams] 208 00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:09,968 - Ah! Fuck! 209 00:09:14,431 --> 00:09:16,349 ♪ angelic music plays ♪ 210 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:17,934 Oh, I feel so powerful! 211 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:19,728 Like I've gotten the approval of my dad! 212 00:09:19,728 --> 00:09:22,772 - Think how proud your dad would be to see this. 213 00:09:22,772 --> 00:09:25,066 - Oh, he'd be super proud. My dad loved guns. 214 00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:26,943 He used to sit up all night, holding one in his lap, 215 00:09:26,943 --> 00:09:28,445 staring off into the distance. 216 00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:29,446 What a guy. 217 00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:32,657 [clicks, beeping] 218 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:34,534 [plops] 219 00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:37,829 Dammit. Ugh, gimme a second, it-it-it's my first time. 220 00:09:37,829 --> 00:09:42,709 - The SilverSuit is an extension of your own confidence. 221 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:45,420 The more the suit detects your purity, 222 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,214 the more powers it'll unlock. 223 00:09:47,214 --> 00:09:49,466 - Purity, right, gotta be pure. 224 00:09:49,466 --> 00:09:50,926 [whirring] 225 00:09:51,927 --> 00:09:52,928 [grunts] 226 00:09:53,303 --> 00:09:55,305 [coin clinks] [Cromus laughs] 227 00:09:55,305 --> 00:09:57,557 - I told you this little idiot was out of his league. 228 00:09:57,557 --> 00:10:00,018 Cut him loose. He'll never be a Silver. 229 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:04,481 - Why are you doing this? 230 00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:06,274 - You don't have to live in a candle. 231 00:10:06,274 --> 00:10:08,151 We can help you get back to the upper levels. 232 00:10:08,151 --> 00:10:10,237 Jesse gave us a SodaStream the other day, it's awesome. 233 00:10:10,237 --> 00:10:11,404 - SodaStreams are stupid. 234 00:10:11,404 --> 00:10:12,489 The soda tastes weird, 235 00:10:12,489 --> 00:10:14,199 and the carbon dioxide fucks up your teeth. 236 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:16,743 Besides, it's the people I hate. 237 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:18,411 - What did we ever do to you? 238 00:10:18,411 --> 00:10:21,665 - I sacrificed everything for your war, and for what? 239 00:10:21,665 --> 00:10:23,625 More lies from Tim? 240 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,835 Murders covered up by you? 241 00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:27,128 Faking your death? 242 00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:29,464 - I didn't fake it! I was-- Ahh! 243 00:10:29,464 --> 00:10:32,759 - Save your breath, it won't stop me from cleansing 244 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:35,136 the upper levels for good. 245 00:10:35,136 --> 00:10:37,472 I came down here looking for Molly's remains, 246 00:10:37,472 --> 00:10:42,060 but instead I found the standing water you all never bothered to clean up. 247 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:45,647 Did you know a hundred mosquito eggs fit in a single bottle cap of standing water. 248 00:10:45,647 --> 00:10:48,692 With this, I was able to build an insect army, 249 00:10:48,692 --> 00:10:51,528 one I will unleash through the Boo Hoo Hole 250 00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:53,613 to bring balance back to the Wall 251 00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:56,116 by killing at least half of every man and woman up there. 252 00:10:56,116 --> 00:10:57,200 [screeches] 253 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,119 - So basically you're ripping off Thanos. 254 00:10:59,119 --> 00:11:02,455 - Nah-uh, because in Endgame, Thanos is using the infinity stones 255 00:11:02,455 --> 00:11:04,291 to snap everyone into dust. 256 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,418 I have a cool insect army. 257 00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:09,004 - Bullshit. You are totally ripping off Thanos! 258 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:11,840 - Fine. I am ripping off Thanos! 259 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:16,344 I am ripping off Thanos and balancing the Wall! 260 00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:20,932 ♪ 261 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:25,729 - Look, no one gets it on their first day. You're being too hard on yourself. 262 00:11:25,729 --> 00:11:26,897 -Don't. Okay? 263 00:11:26,897 --> 00:11:28,815 Only losers spend time trying to get good at stuff 264 00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:30,108 they aren't perfect at immediately. 265 00:11:30,108 --> 00:11:33,069 - Tell me, Glen of Earth. What do you want? 266 00:11:33,069 --> 00:11:36,156 - To get back home, to take a shit in a human toilet, 267 00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:37,991 play some lottery scratchers, watch some porn. 268 00:11:37,991 --> 00:11:40,577 - The SilverSuit isn't a frunking taxi. 269 00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:43,413 By wearing it, you become justice. 270 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:45,123 Now, what do you want? 271 00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:46,750 - I don't know, uh-- - Tell me! 272 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,085 - I want my neighbors to pay for what they did to my car! 273 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:50,212 It wasn't just any car, 274 00:11:50,212 --> 00:11:53,089 it was a Johnny Tran limited edition from The Fast and Furious collection. 275 00:11:53,089 --> 00:11:54,382 I even got the vanity plate! [yelps] 276 00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:57,928 - I don't care about all that. Why is the car special to you? 277 00:11:57,928 --> 00:12:00,013 - Because I have no personality, alright! 278 00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:02,599 To you I seem like a cool, mysterious alien 279 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:04,768 but back home, I don't have any personality, 280 00:12:04,768 --> 00:12:06,519 so I peacock with cars. 281 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:08,271 If there's any ding or scratch in them, 282 00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:10,690 it makes it easier for people to see that I'm a fucking loser. 283 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:12,067 - That's pure. 284 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:15,237 Clear your mind and focus only on that. 285 00:12:15,237 --> 00:12:17,113 - Focus on being a loser with a car fetish? 286 00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:19,991 - Yes. With a little help from this. 287 00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:23,912 - Salt? But isn't that the drug you guys are in charge of busting? 288 00:12:23,912 --> 00:12:26,164 - What're you gonna do, arrest me? 289 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:32,629 This will get you to relax. Helps with the silver bonding process. 290 00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:34,005 - How long's it take to-- 291 00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:35,465 [babbling] 292 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:38,009 ♪ 293 00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:39,803 [grunting] 294 00:12:39,803 --> 00:12:43,348 - Aw yeah, frunk my brain with your memories, 295 00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:44,891 you freaky little bitch. 296 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:49,187 GLEN: Oh my god, you are so good at whatever that is. 297 00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:51,273 - Now eat my alien ass. 298 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:54,442 [Glen mumbling] 299 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:57,612 [both moaning] 300 00:13:08,248 --> 00:13:09,541 - Holy shit! 301 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:11,293 [grunting] 302 00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:15,672 - Glorgax, look! It worked! 303 00:13:16,423 --> 00:13:17,424 [farts] 304 00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:20,677 ♪ 305 00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:22,429 [whooshing] 306 00:13:22,429 --> 00:13:25,181 ♪ 307 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:32,522 [whooshing] 308 00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:35,191 ♪ 309 00:13:36,693 --> 00:13:38,236 [shattering] 310 00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:40,405 [explosions boom] 311 00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:44,200 Y'all see that shit! I'm a SilverCop now! Woo! 312 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,077 - Man's more silver than second place! 313 00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:47,120 - Pobo! 314 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,165 - Yeah, well, whatever. There's a lot more to it than that. 315 00:13:50,165 --> 00:13:53,126 - I don't know, seems like he's got the hang of it to me. 316 00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:55,378 Hey, I tell you what. Let's bring him along to the raid. 317 00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:57,422 - Are you kidding me? - Jelly time! 318 00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:59,174 - No, goddammit. No, Pobo! 319 00:13:59,174 --> 00:14:01,718 - Well, we all gotta get thrown into the fire sometime. 320 00:14:01,718 --> 00:14:02,761 Why not now? 321 00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:07,182 - Fine. Just keep his rookie shit the fuck away from me. 322 00:14:07,182 --> 00:14:08,767 - Alright. [cheering] 323 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,852 [evil laughter] 324 00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:12,938 - Today, I Thanos the Wall! 325 00:14:12,938 --> 00:14:13,980 [laughs] 326 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,815 - Laugh it up, Yankee Candle. 327 00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:18,109 There's just one problem with your plan. 328 00:14:18,109 --> 00:14:21,404 - Please, I invented charging 10 cents for text messages, 329 00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:23,114 I think I know how to plan a plan. 330 00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:26,201 [mosquitoes screech] 331 00:14:26,201 --> 00:14:27,244 [laughs] 332 00:14:27,244 --> 00:14:28,578 - Nice aim, you dumb bitch! 333 00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:30,413 All you did was open the Boo Hoo Hole, 334 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,457 which I was about to do anyway! 335 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:34,292 - Yeah, well, that's what I was hoping. 336 00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:36,795 Because you know what the Boo Hoo Hole is full of? 337 00:14:36,795 --> 00:14:38,838 - Cr-crying? I don't know. 338 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,632 [screeching] CHERIE: Spiders, bitch! 339 00:14:40,632 --> 00:14:42,759 This shit got foreshadowed days ago! 340 00:14:42,759 --> 00:14:43,760 - No! 341 00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:47,305 - Alright, now listen up! Our target is Trog Thracian. 342 00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:49,683 He's the biggest salt dealer in this system. 343 00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:51,977 Peddles exclusively to little kids and babies. 344 00:14:51,977 --> 00:14:54,563 - This is the frunker who invented Traversian Lotion. 345 00:14:54,563 --> 00:14:57,023 That's where you torture someone by rubbing acid on their dick 346 00:14:57,023 --> 00:14:58,400 until it melts off. - Noodles. 347 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,485 - Ventrez and I will be entering from the rear. 348 00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:02,112 Glorgax, Pobo: left flank. 349 00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:03,655 Cromus, Glen: take the right. 350 00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:06,199 - I told you to keep this little frunk away from me. 351 00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,326 - Sorry, Cromey. We need our best with the rookie. 352 00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:09,327 Show him the ropes. 353 00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:12,747 - If you know what's best for you, you'll leave while you still can. 354 00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:14,874 Use that human intuition I've heard so much about. 355 00:15:14,874 --> 00:15:17,711 - Whatever, bro. You saw me flying, I'm pure as hell. 356 00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:19,337 I got this. - Ugh. 357 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,798 - Alright, people! Go! Go! Go! 358 00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:25,594 ♪ rock music playing ♪ 359 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,390 [laughing] 360 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,725 [grunting] 361 00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:35,937 - We need to get the hell out of here. - Yeah, you fuckin' think? 362 00:15:36,855 --> 00:15:37,647 [Cherie grunts] 363 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:39,024 [spider screeching] - Aah! 364 00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:40,817 - You don't run a multi-national communications company 365 00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:43,653 without learning some Krav Maga along the way! 366 00:15:45,614 --> 00:15:46,990 - Cherie, get outta here! 367 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:49,826 [grunts] 368 00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:52,954 [screaming] 369 00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:56,291 - I lived my whole life worried about coverage, 370 00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:59,377 and now it's what's killing me. 371 00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:02,589 - After this, let's be boring. 372 00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:03,715 - Amen to that. 373 00:16:09,012 --> 00:16:11,765 ♪ rock music playing ♪ 374 00:16:16,061 --> 00:16:17,437 ♪ 375 00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:19,606 - Look, Glen, I know what you're trying to do, 376 00:16:19,606 --> 00:16:21,441 but you really need to get the fuck out of here. 377 00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:23,693 - Yo, get off my back, Cromus. What's your problem with me? 378 00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:25,737 I'm just trying to do my job. - No, you're fucking not. 379 00:16:25,737 --> 00:16:28,156 You're playing a pathetic superhero fantasy, 380 00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:29,407 but this is real life. 381 00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:30,408 People get hurt. 382 00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:32,577 - Whatever, dude. I get it, you're the Raphael of the group. 383 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:35,455 Cool but rude. By this time next week, we're going to be best friends. 384 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:39,000 ♪ 385 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,294 ♪ foreboding music plays ♪ 386 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:43,421 This is just an empty warehouse. Where are the drugs? 387 00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,382 - LoneSun, your informant burned us! 388 00:16:45,382 --> 00:16:48,885 ♪ 389 00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:50,720 - Maybe the perps are making a getaway. 390 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,765 Maybe we can tone down whatever sinister thing this is. 391 00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:57,602 - No, the Osmernian frunk rat we're after is right here. 392 00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:59,854 - Oh! Is he like the Predator with the see-through suit or something? 393 00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:00,981 - Shut the frunk up, human. 394 00:17:01,773 --> 00:17:04,776 - Hey! Leave the kid alone. I've been with him this whole time. 395 00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:07,112 He didn't do anything. He's not a rat. 396 00:17:07,112 --> 00:17:08,822 - Oh, I know. You are. 397 00:17:08,822 --> 00:17:10,699 - Whoa, what are you doing? - Drop the silvergun! 398 00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:12,701 - I can't, I can't, I'm not in control! 399 00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:15,328 Whoa, what the fuck! What are you doing, man? 400 00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:16,871 I, I didn't do that! I didn't do that! 401 00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:18,415 - GoldCop! GoldCop! 402 00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,917 - Salt cartel must've tipped you off, huh? 403 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:22,752 - No, it was your arrogance. 404 00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:25,547 - You people think just because you're higher up on the periodic table 405 00:17:25,547 --> 00:17:26,673 you can be sloppy! 406 00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:28,925 [Cromus groans] - Guys, what is going on here! 407 00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:30,719 It's Cromus. He's one of us! 408 00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:34,514 - By order of the Gold, you are hereby under arrest. 409 00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:35,557 [coughs] 410 00:17:35,557 --> 00:17:38,393 Anything you silver-do or silver-say will be-- 411 00:17:38,393 --> 00:17:39,352 [groans] 412 00:17:39,352 --> 00:17:41,438 - Frunking GoldCops make me sick. 413 00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:44,858 - Glen! I told you to get out. 414 00:17:44,858 --> 00:17:47,611 - Stop it! What are you doing? I thought we were the good guys? 415 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:50,447 - What part of "cops" don't you understand? 416 00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:54,326 [laughter] 417 00:17:54,326 --> 00:17:56,494 - Shit. Gotta think pure thoughts. 418 00:17:56,494 --> 00:18:00,332 - Guess what? I made that purity shit up to get you back in the game. 419 00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:02,000 [fizzles, plops] 420 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,960 - SilverSuits don't run on purity. 421 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,171 It takes years of practice, you frunking idiot. 422 00:18:08,256 --> 00:18:09,966 - But... my human intuition. 423 00:18:09,966 --> 00:18:13,470 - I grabbed you out of that cell because you're a backwater rube. 424 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:17,682 If you had any ounce of real instinct, you would've seen that coming a mile away. 425 00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:20,602 - When the other Golds find out what you did, 426 00:18:20,602 --> 00:18:23,188 they will hunt you down like a mawg. 427 00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:27,817 - Oh, for sure, except we'll be too busy helping them track down 428 00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:29,653 the dirty human who killed you. 429 00:18:29,653 --> 00:18:30,612 - No. 430 00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:31,863 - Please, please don't do this. 431 00:18:31,863 --> 00:18:34,115 - Thanks for letting the SilverSuit bond with your DNA. 432 00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:36,576 It makes it a lot easier to frame you for murder. 433 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,870 - Fuck you. Fuck you all-- 434 00:18:40,747 --> 00:18:43,041 - Oh god. Oh god! [retches] 435 00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:46,211 - I might be crazy, but that was mighty hot. 436 00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:47,921 [both moan] 437 00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:51,049 - Ugh, nothing gets me wetter than a good framing. 438 00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:52,175 Mmm. - Jelly time? 439 00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:54,553 - Yes, Pobo, jelly time. 440 00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:58,848 [all moan] 441 00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,559 - What am I forgetting? Oh yeah! 442 00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:03,019 To apprehend the bastard that stole the SilverSuit 443 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:06,648 out of the evidence locker and killed a GoldCop. 444 00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:07,983 [chainsaw whirring] - Please, please don't do this. 445 00:19:07,983 --> 00:19:09,901 I'm begging you. I'm just a pathetic car guy! 446 00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:12,904 - Just shut the frunk up and die with some dignity. 447 00:19:12,904 --> 00:19:14,447 - No! 448 00:19:15,282 --> 00:19:16,283 [grunts] 449 00:19:17,659 --> 00:19:18,827 [laughter] 450 00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:22,330 [all shouting] 451 00:19:23,832 --> 00:19:24,874 [mosquito chittering] 452 00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:27,252 - Oh god, the queen mosquito! 453 00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:29,421 [Halk grunts] 454 00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:33,675 [screams] 455 00:19:33,675 --> 00:19:34,676 - Halk! 456 00:19:36,595 --> 00:19:38,471 [straining] 457 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,308 - Cherie, get out of here! 458 00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,060 [metallic creaking] 459 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,813 [Cherie grunting] 460 00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:50,567 - Promise me you'll take care of little Pezlie. 461 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:51,818 - So will you. 462 00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:53,653 - I can't have a child of my own, 463 00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:56,615 so knowing you'll take care of yours will make this easier. 464 00:19:56,615 --> 00:19:58,116 - Halk, shut up. 465 00:19:58,116 --> 00:20:00,118 No more adventures, okay? 466 00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:02,287 - You're right. No more adventures. 467 00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:05,332 Tell Nova I love her, and I'm sorry. 468 00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:09,002 - Noooo! 469 00:20:09,878 --> 00:20:14,216 ♪ melancholy music ♪ 470 00:20:20,889 --> 00:20:22,182 [sobs] 471 00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:26,436 Somebody help! 472 00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,396 Please! 473 00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:29,731 [crying] 474 00:20:31,441 --> 00:20:34,194 Hello? Where is everyone? 475 00:20:34,194 --> 00:20:38,198 ♪ 476 00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:39,699 What the hell? 477 00:20:41,034 --> 00:20:42,911 - Oh my Jesse, are you okay? 478 00:20:42,911 --> 00:20:44,120 - What is going on here? 479 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:47,749 - It's the baptism for the miracle child gifted to us by Jesse. 480 00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:51,461 [crowd cheering, applauding] 481 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:55,131 - Welcome, Bowinians, to the birth of a new age! 482 00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:59,844 Our sweet Jesse has gifted us the sweetest candy of all. 483 00:21:00,512 --> 00:21:02,847 - Pezlie! That's my baby! 484 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:05,267 Give me back my daughter, you bitch! 485 00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:08,311 - Cherie is right! This baby is her daughter. 486 00:21:08,311 --> 00:21:10,355 She's all our daughters. 487 00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:13,733 This child's mother is the Wall! 488 00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:17,070 CROWD: [chanting] Wall's Baby! Wall's Baby! Wall's Baby! 489 00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:20,323 - No! I'm telling the truth! Just ask Sister Sasha. 490 00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:24,035 - Sister Sasha died of a heart attack just last night. 491 00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:26,538 - You did this! You're a fucking psycho. 492 00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:28,957 - By gifting us this sacred child, 493 00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:32,460 Jesse has bestowed upon the Church the great honor 494 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:35,755 of leading the Wall into the future! 495 00:21:37,132 --> 00:21:39,301 Let the baptism commence! 496 00:21:39,301 --> 00:21:42,846 - Stop! That's my baby! Pezlie! 497 00:21:42,846 --> 00:21:44,055 Mommy's coming! 498 00:21:44,055 --> 00:21:46,933 Ugh, you fuckers! Ugh, let me go! 499 00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:50,145 I'm fucking coming for you! 500 00:21:50,145 --> 00:21:51,646 [sizzling] 501 00:21:53,481 --> 00:21:56,651 [Pezlie crying] 502 00:21:59,154 --> 00:22:02,616 [indiscernible chatter] 503 00:22:02,616 --> 00:22:03,950 - [crying] No, no, no. 504 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:06,995 [alarm blaring] - Aw shit. 505 00:22:06,995 --> 00:22:09,039 Someone must have called in the gunshots. 506 00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:11,708 - Ah, don't matter. Atmosphere turns deadly at dawn. 507 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:14,044 Without a SilverSuit, he's frunked. 508 00:22:14,044 --> 00:22:16,004 [all laugh] 509 00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:18,298 [sobbing] 510 00:22:18,298 --> 00:22:19,633 [mumbling] 511 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:21,218 - I miss my car. 512 00:22:21,218 --> 00:22:22,260 [sobs] 513 00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:25,722 [insects buzzing] 514 00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:33,146 ♪ 515 00:22:38,026 --> 00:22:41,780 [whooshing] 516 00:22:41,780 --> 00:22:43,657 [tires squealing] 517 00:22:43,657 --> 00:22:44,866 - Hurry! Get out of there! 518 00:22:44,866 --> 00:22:46,534 - Ah! Ah! Oh noooo! 519 00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:47,619 JESSE: Sick, Terry. 520 00:22:47,619 --> 00:22:49,996 Jesus! Get some Depends, why dontcha? 521 00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:51,289 Gross! Yuck! 522 00:22:51,289 --> 00:22:52,540 - Dammit, Terry! You know what happens 523 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,417 if you eat more than your weight in Taco Bell. 524 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:56,962 - I can't help it! I love that cheesy crunch! Oh. 525 00:22:56,962 --> 00:22:59,756 - Stop it! You're ruining the upholstery with your goobler diarrhea! 526 00:22:59,756 --> 00:23:01,341 Lo siento! Lo sient-- 527 00:23:01,341 --> 00:23:02,717 Ohhh! 528 00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:05,303 - He's going to be doing that all night. 529 00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:06,304 - Oh yeah. 530 00:23:08,181 --> 00:23:12,269 [grunting and groaning continue] 531 00:23:12,269 --> 00:23:15,272 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪ 532 00:23:56,605 --> 00:23:58,106 [mimicking laser fire]