1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:03,046 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪ 2 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:05,048 ♪ 3 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:07,050 ♪ 4 00:00:08,552 --> 00:00:10,762 - Brenda, sweetheart, would you like to say grace? 5 00:00:10,762 --> 00:00:12,597 - Wow! Lucky girl. 6 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:15,433 Papa didn't let me say grace until I was 35. 7 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:17,894 - Bless us, oh Lord, and these-- ah! 8 00:00:17,894 --> 00:00:19,437 KORVO: Go, green! Go, green! 9 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:20,939 YUMYULACK: Hippos! Hippos! Hippos! 10 00:00:20,939 --> 00:00:23,483 - Jesus Christ! What the hell is going on here? 11 00:00:23,483 --> 00:00:27,070 - We used a Come Alive ray to sci-fi some Hungry Hungry Hippos 12 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:29,155 into IRL life Hungry Hippos, 13 00:00:29,155 --> 00:00:30,991 and things got a little titsy! 14 00:00:30,991 --> 00:00:34,077 - Oh! Mine just ate an ugly vase! That's ten points for pink! 15 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:35,620 - Those were my father's ashes! 16 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,664 - That means double points, boyyy! 17 00:00:38,832 --> 00:00:40,750 - Best game night ever! 18 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:43,962 - It's way better than when we all got diabetes from real-life Candyland. 19 00:00:43,962 --> 00:00:45,589 - Ugh. What do you want? I'm gaming! 20 00:00:46,131 --> 00:00:47,549 Hey, do we know a "Pupa"? 21 00:00:47,549 --> 00:00:48,633 - Yes! - Come on, man! 22 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:52,095 - Uh-huh. Oh. Alright. Thanks for calling. 23 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,179 Jesus Christ. 24 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:54,514 Alright! Let's go, pink hippo! 25 00:00:54,514 --> 00:00:55,515 - W-what was that all about? 26 00:00:55,515 --> 00:00:57,392 - Nothing, the Pupa got arrested at the mall. 27 00:00:57,392 --> 00:00:58,935 - What? We have to go save him! 28 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:00,645 - Okay, I see how it is. 29 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:03,773 We only worry about the Pupa when Terry's winning game night. 30 00:01:03,773 --> 00:01:05,108 This is bullshit! 31 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,194 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia. 32 00:01:08,570 --> 00:01:10,071 Until the asteroid hit. 33 00:01:11,406 --> 00:01:13,617 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa 34 00:01:13,617 --> 00:01:15,785 and escaped into, uh, the space, 35 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:18,204 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 36 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:21,833 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 37 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,543 That's right, I've been talking this whole time. 38 00:01:23,543 --> 00:01:25,337 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 39 00:01:25,337 --> 00:01:27,756 This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me? 40 00:01:27,756 --> 00:01:29,174 [stammers] This is ridiculous. 41 00:01:29,174 --> 00:01:31,009 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. 42 00:01:31,009 --> 00:01:32,469 People are stupid and confusing. 43 00:01:32,469 --> 00:01:34,012 Why are there so many wildfires? 44 00:01:34,012 --> 00:01:36,681 Where is your planet-sized hose so that we can just put everything out? 45 00:01:36,681 --> 00:01:38,350 You should really think about building one of those. 46 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:41,478 ♪ 47 00:01:45,732 --> 00:01:49,110 MALL COP: So yeah, the blue space creature, aka "the Pupa," 48 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,696 walked into the Claire's jewelry store at 2:00 p. m. 49 00:01:51,696 --> 00:01:54,407 and exited minutes later with the stolen merchandise. 50 00:01:54,407 --> 00:01:56,576 - Earrings? What the hell, he doesn't even have ears. 51 00:01:56,576 --> 00:01:57,953 [gasps] Or does he? 52 00:01:57,953 --> 00:01:59,579 - Our Pupa would never steal anything. 53 00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:02,082 He's got his own Bubba Gump Shrimp Platinum Rewards Mastercard. 54 00:02:02,082 --> 00:02:03,667 It must have been another Pupa. 55 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:04,668 - I saw it all. 56 00:02:04,668 --> 00:02:06,461 He stole sweet pearl earrings, a body piercing gun, 57 00:02:06,461 --> 00:02:07,587 and three unicorn chokers. 58 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:09,798 - Why are Principal Cooke and Miss Frankie from school here? 59 00:02:09,798 --> 00:02:12,217 I thought your second job was driving a forklift for the mob. 60 00:02:12,217 --> 00:02:13,468 - I've got a ton of jobs, kid. 61 00:02:13,468 --> 00:02:15,136 Teacher, storm chaser, this, 62 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:17,430 plus I sniff luggage at the airport for the DEA. 63 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:19,307 - This little sack of fucks has been running 64 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,309 a black market piercing ring at school. 65 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:23,687 Most of his customers have gotten infections. 66 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:25,272 - Titties! - I'm gonna hurl. 67 00:02:25,272 --> 00:02:28,400 - I was a child psychiatrist before my crippling addiction 68 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,195 to celebrity feet forced me into a career in civilian security, 69 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:35,991 which is why I can tell you that this is an out-of-control teenager situation. 70 00:02:35,991 --> 00:02:37,617 - This just doesn't make any sense. [thunder rumbling] 71 00:02:37,617 --> 00:02:39,744 He's normally such a sweet little supercomputer. 72 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:41,371 I mean, yes, he did kill a RoboCop 73 00:02:41,371 --> 00:02:43,957 and, yes, he will one day terraform a new planet that destroys us all 74 00:02:43,957 --> 00:02:45,875 but come on, look at the cute little guy. 75 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:46,877 [glass shatters] [all scream] 76 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:51,256 - What the hell is wrong with you, Pupa? How could you do this to us? 77 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:54,134 - We take our eyes off you for two weeks to sci-fi some hippos, 78 00:02:54,134 --> 00:02:55,635 and this is how you repay us? 79 00:02:55,635 --> 00:02:58,263 - I am livid! Wait, is that a real word? 80 00:02:58,263 --> 00:03:00,432 Well, then I'm fucking livid. 81 00:03:00,432 --> 00:03:02,559 - Okay now, guys, let's take it easy here. 82 00:03:02,559 --> 00:03:05,145 Maybe we just don't know Pupes as well as we thought. 83 00:03:05,145 --> 00:03:07,105 - And I say it's livid time to find out. 84 00:03:07,105 --> 00:03:09,566 - Now he's going to use livid wrong for everything. 85 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,736 - Rap music posters, a Game Gear, 86 00:03:12,736 --> 00:03:14,321 The Twilight series? 87 00:03:14,321 --> 00:03:15,989 These books are way too sexy for you! 88 00:03:15,989 --> 00:03:19,326 - Bag of weed, a Harry Potter Whistle you turned into a bong. 89 00:03:19,326 --> 00:03:21,703 - A SteelBook HD-DVD of The Joker, 90 00:03:21,703 --> 00:03:24,831 a Mech suit that looks to be some sort of con-man businessperson, 91 00:03:24,831 --> 00:03:25,874 what could this be for? 92 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:28,376 - Why you asking me? I don't know! 93 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:30,629 - What the hell? Are you stealing all this stuff, Pupa? 94 00:03:30,629 --> 00:03:32,923 - This isn't the Pupa we know and love. 95 00:03:32,923 --> 00:03:34,132 Who even are you? 96 00:03:34,132 --> 00:03:36,092 - I wish I'd never been Pupa'd. 97 00:03:36,092 --> 00:03:37,093 [all gasp] 98 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:38,511 - That mall cop was right. 99 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:41,223 The Pupa's an out-of-control motherfuckin' teenager! 100 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:43,225 [camera shutter clicking] 101 00:03:43,225 --> 00:03:44,935 - Okay, team, what're we gonna do with the Pupa? 102 00:03:44,935 --> 00:03:46,478 No idea is a bad idea. Go! 103 00:03:46,478 --> 00:03:49,231 - He's a sensitive little dumpling. We should be nurturing him. 104 00:03:49,231 --> 00:03:50,232 KORVO: Bad idea. Next. 105 00:03:50,232 --> 00:03:52,400 - Let's smash him in the head with a hammer and throw him in a quarry. 106 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,693 KORVO: We'll use that as a backup, next. 107 00:03:53,693 --> 00:03:54,861 - We shouldn't punish him. 108 00:03:54,861 --> 00:03:57,447 We should learn from him, so we can steal stuff too! 109 00:03:57,447 --> 00:03:59,491 I'm gonna start reading sexy books and shit. 110 00:03:59,491 --> 00:04:00,575 - All these ideas suck. 111 00:04:00,575 --> 00:04:02,827 He wants to be a teenager, then let's treat him like a teenager. 112 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:05,247 Pupa, as team leader, I have come to a decision. 113 00:04:05,247 --> 00:04:08,166 You shall be grounded for one earth month. 114 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:10,460 - Grounded? - Yes, grounded. 115 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,087 [sobbing] 116 00:04:12,087 --> 00:04:15,131 - Oh no, oh! It's gonna be okay. 117 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:17,008 Korvo, you made him cry. Psychopath. 118 00:04:17,008 --> 00:04:19,219 - I-- I didn't know he would-- It's the right thing to do. 119 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:20,345 He has to learn-- [Pupa grunting] 120 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:22,639 JESSE: I told you he needed to be nurtured! 121 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:25,267 [screams] 122 00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:28,103 YUMYULACK: Did the power go out? 123 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:31,856 TERRY: I didn't save a backup of my seven-part Animal Crossing fart fic! 124 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:36,570 I'm no Pupa expert, but even I know he isn't supposed to be two colors. 125 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:37,988 - You are the Pupa expert. 126 00:04:37,988 --> 00:04:39,739 - Thank you, I won't let you down. 127 00:04:41,783 --> 00:04:43,034 - AISHA, we have a problem. 128 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:45,745 AISHA: Oh dang, Korvo! You melting again? 129 00:04:45,745 --> 00:04:47,330 Your skin looks nasty. 130 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,249 - What? I've been using Ole Henriksen's 131 00:04:49,249 --> 00:04:52,043 Collagen Boosted True-C Complex Facial Serum twice a day! 132 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:54,546 No. It's the Pupa, he's all fucked up. 133 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:58,300 AISHA: The Pupa is stuck between powder blue and sea-foam green. 134 00:04:58,300 --> 00:04:59,801 - No shit, but what does that mean? 135 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:02,220 AISHA: You guys can't go one day without being all, 136 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:04,055 "AISHA this and AISHA that, 137 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:07,559 and AISHA, help, my wooden penis is stuck in the hyperdrive." 138 00:05:07,559 --> 00:05:10,478 - It's not my fault the thing has an oak - shaped hole. 139 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,188 AISHA: When the Pupa's pigment blinks yellow, 140 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:14,274 it means he's lost wi-fi signal. 141 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:16,651 When it's stalled between two colors, 142 00:05:16,651 --> 00:05:18,862 it means his evolution has been tainted. 143 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:20,780 - Ugh, of course! That makes sense, 144 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:22,741 because the taint is between two things. 145 00:05:22,741 --> 00:05:25,660 It's just like Shakespeare wrote, "'Taint thy balls, 'taint thy butthole." 146 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,329 - Okay, fess up, who tainted the Pupa? 147 00:05:27,329 --> 00:05:29,706 - Don't look at me, I let him suck on old batteries all the time! 148 00:05:29,706 --> 00:05:30,832 He should be healthy. 149 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:32,250 - It's probably society's fault. 150 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:35,420 - Yes! I bet it's because of all the human shit he's been doing. 151 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:38,298 He eats an insane number of garlic knots, and his only source of news 152 00:05:38,298 --> 00:05:40,008 is Cameos from Finn Wolfhard. 153 00:05:40,008 --> 00:05:42,969 - And he watched the HD-DVD 1K de-master of Joker 154 00:05:42,969 --> 00:05:44,596 and absorbed Todd Phillips' values. 155 00:05:44,596 --> 00:05:48,058 - Don't listen to them, Pupes. You just need some TLC, dontcha? 156 00:05:48,058 --> 00:05:49,601 - The Pupa's being a little shit pebble, 157 00:05:49,601 --> 00:05:51,144 and he needs to be taught that interrupting 158 00:05:51,144 --> 00:05:53,521 a life-size Hungry Hungry Hippo game has consequences. 159 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,190 - Pupa, grounding clearly wasn't enough. 160 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:57,275 So as punishment for stealing all that stuff, 161 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:58,485 you will paint the ship! 162 00:05:58,485 --> 00:06:01,196 - And smoke a pack of Marlboro lights with a pillowcase over your head! 163 00:06:01,196 --> 00:06:02,739 - But the Pupa doesn't smoke. 164 00:06:02,739 --> 00:06:05,325 - And now he never will again. 165 00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:07,744 - Look, I don't like being the bad guy, 166 00:06:07,744 --> 00:06:09,955 but you better have that ship painted by the time we're back. 167 00:06:09,955 --> 00:06:12,290 - And I want these cigarettes smoked to the filters. 168 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:15,210 - Guys, the orange hippo got into a Panera, and the cops shot him. 169 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:17,879 If we hurry, we can still save green, pink, and yellow! 170 00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:19,631 - Pupa, you stay here and learn your lesson, 171 00:06:19,631 --> 00:06:20,715 and I'll hug you later. 172 00:06:20,715 --> 00:06:23,051 Last one there is a rotten spore! 173 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:26,263 [burps] 174 00:06:28,515 --> 00:06:30,392 [snorting] 175 00:06:31,768 --> 00:06:32,769 [screams] 176 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:33,937 - Yes! That counts. 177 00:06:33,937 --> 00:06:35,689 Point for the Yumyulone Ranger! 178 00:06:35,689 --> 00:06:38,400 - Uh, guys, is it me or does the house look different? 179 00:06:39,359 --> 00:06:41,444 - Holy fuck, the ship is gone! 180 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,367 - Is it crazy that I kinda like it without the ship? 181 00:06:47,367 --> 00:06:50,412 - Yes, it's crazy! Where the fuck is the Pupa? Pupa! 182 00:06:51,538 --> 00:06:55,834 - No way! Pupa got a Titan XL gaming chair with Napa leather upholstery? 183 00:06:55,834 --> 00:06:58,461 - Where the hell is the ship, Pupa? And how did you get a PS7? 184 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,671 Those aren't even out yet! [gasps] 185 00:06:59,671 --> 00:07:02,632 - You traded the ship to a witch for a gaming setup, didn't you? 186 00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:05,594 - So what? I didn't ask to get assigned to you. 187 00:07:06,052 --> 00:07:07,637 - Is anyone else weirded out 188 00:07:07,637 --> 00:07:10,390 that he's suddenly talking in complete sentences? 189 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:11,808 - I don't know what's going on with you, Pupa, 190 00:07:11,808 --> 00:07:13,560 but we will talk about this when I get back. 191 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,812 Terry and I have to go fight a witch for our spaceship. 192 00:07:15,812 --> 00:07:18,356 You two stay here and make sure he doesn't get into any more trouble. 193 00:07:18,356 --> 00:07:19,941 You ready to face this witch? 194 00:07:19,941 --> 00:07:22,402 - I guess. I mean, we talk about her all the time, 195 00:07:22,402 --> 00:07:24,279 but I never thought we'd actually confront her. 196 00:07:24,279 --> 00:07:26,239 Fuck, man. A witch? I'm scared. 197 00:07:26,239 --> 00:07:28,742 - We're gonna have to marshal all our firepower for an epic showdown 198 00:07:28,742 --> 00:07:30,285 that's been three seasons in the making. 199 00:07:30,285 --> 00:07:32,537 Hopefully, the Disney dark lords don't make us trim anything out, 200 00:07:32,537 --> 00:07:34,998 because this shit is going to be fucking wild, I'll tell you that much. 201 00:07:34,998 --> 00:07:36,499 - Let's do this shit! 202 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,084 [both laugh] 203 00:07:38,084 --> 00:07:40,754 Man. Who knew Brigga Balba would be so nice. 204 00:07:40,754 --> 00:07:42,005 And her home? Lovely! 205 00:07:42,005 --> 00:07:44,382 - Oh, that little fountain in her tea garden was so peaceful. 206 00:07:44,382 --> 00:07:47,010 - I was thinking the same thing! We really had her pegged wrong. 207 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:49,304 - I can't believe all we had to do was lease this rad pumpkin car 208 00:07:49,304 --> 00:07:51,932 and buy all that Stella & Dot crap from her to get the ship back. 209 00:07:51,932 --> 00:07:54,935 - It is not crap. Look at my "I'm a Girl Boss" chunky cufflet. 210 00:07:54,935 --> 00:07:56,061 That's on trend, baby! [party music playing in distance] 211 00:07:56,061 --> 00:07:57,812 - Terry, d-do you hear that? 212 00:07:59,356 --> 00:08:00,649 [people chattering, laughing] 213 00:08:00,649 --> 00:08:01,942 - Woo! Alright! 214 00:08:02,651 --> 00:08:04,611 - An '80s movie-style rager? 215 00:08:04,611 --> 00:08:05,654 - Not in my house! 216 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,740 Hey! That's the turntable I got for Passover 217 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:10,367 to mix ship noises with space sounds. 218 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:12,452 - Where the hell are Jesse and Yumyulack? 219 00:08:12,452 --> 00:08:14,371 - Cannonball! 220 00:08:14,371 --> 00:08:16,414 [splashing] [cheering] 221 00:08:16,414 --> 00:08:17,874 - My turn! Oh! 222 00:08:17,874 --> 00:08:22,420 Uh, to tell you that this is irresponsible! 223 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:24,214 - You two were supposed to be watching the Pupa! 224 00:08:24,214 --> 00:08:27,133 - Yeah, and we watched him throw an awesome party! 225 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:28,134 - Okay, everyone out! 226 00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:29,386 [all booing] 227 00:08:29,386 --> 00:08:31,137 BOY: This is stupid. Whatever. 228 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:32,681 TERRY: That's the last straw, Pupa. 229 00:08:32,681 --> 00:08:35,267 How could you throw a crazy '80s party without me? 230 00:08:35,267 --> 00:08:37,811 You are super-duper chaluper grounded. 231 00:08:37,811 --> 00:08:39,521 - Yeah, tell him, Terry! - Gah, ah! 232 00:08:39,521 --> 00:08:41,815 I hate doing this because I'm the cool one who bites the cheese 233 00:08:41,815 --> 00:08:43,650 right off the block instead of cutting off a piece, 234 00:08:43,650 --> 00:08:44,859 but you leave me no choice. 235 00:08:44,859 --> 00:08:46,820 No more iPad, no more sexy books. 236 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,488 No... more... Hulu! 237 00:08:48,488 --> 00:08:49,489 [gasps] 238 00:08:50,907 --> 00:08:51,992 [screams] - Look at him, 239 00:08:51,992 --> 00:08:53,952 he's learning his lesson so hard right now! 240 00:08:53,952 --> 00:08:55,620 Maybe I am the Pupa expert. 241 00:08:56,538 --> 00:08:58,123 [groaning] 242 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:00,959 [sighs] - What the hell? 243 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:02,627 - I did not know that was an option. 244 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:05,338 - Aww, he laid an apology egg. 245 00:09:05,338 --> 00:09:07,966 Apology egg-cepted, Pupa! 246 00:09:07,966 --> 00:09:09,009 [eggshell cracking] 247 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:11,970 - Yeah, buddy! 248 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:13,305 YUMYULACK: What the hell is that? 249 00:09:13,305 --> 00:09:14,347 - Little Buddy! 250 00:09:14,347 --> 00:09:15,640 - Yeah, buddy! 251 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,560 [both laugh] 252 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,854 - Yeah, buddy! [door opens, closes] 253 00:09:20,854 --> 00:09:22,314 - How the hell am I supposed to punish him 254 00:09:22,314 --> 00:09:24,941 when he's palling around with a little buddy. Aw! 255 00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:27,152 - Shit, if we had just smashed Pupa's head with a hammer 256 00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:28,945 and thrown him in the quarry, none of this would've happened. 257 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:31,656 - We've clearly done everything we can, the Pupa isn't afraid of us. 258 00:09:31,656 --> 00:09:33,366 We need someone who can whip Pupa into shape. 259 00:09:33,366 --> 00:09:35,702 - Someone with a heart of gold, abs of steel, 260 00:09:35,702 --> 00:09:37,245 and the calves of a hip-hop legend. 261 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:39,664 We need-- BOTH: Mark Wahlberg! 262 00:09:39,664 --> 00:09:43,126 ♪ trumpet playing ♪ 263 00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:44,252 [barks] 264 00:09:45,921 --> 00:09:48,548 - Okay, so Mark Wahlberg has a restraining order against us, 265 00:09:48,548 --> 00:09:50,634 but military school should work just as well. 266 00:09:50,634 --> 00:09:51,801 [whistle blows] 267 00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:54,012 - Alright, maggots, I own you! 268 00:09:54,012 --> 00:09:56,556 You're nothing but pieces of maggot shit on the bottom of my shoe! 269 00:09:56,556 --> 00:09:59,142 I will wipe your maggot asses off the face of this earth! 270 00:09:59,142 --> 00:10:00,977 Do you understand me, maggots? 271 00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:02,020 GROUP: Yes, sir! 272 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:04,397 - At some point, yelling "maggots" has diminishing returns. 273 00:10:04,397 --> 00:10:07,108 - I like it, I'm-- I'm going to start doing it at home, maggot. 274 00:10:07,108 --> 00:10:09,486 - Well, fuck me sideways. 275 00:10:09,486 --> 00:10:12,489 In all my years of screaming at maggots, 276 00:10:12,489 --> 00:10:16,701 I've never gotten to actually train an honest to goddamn maggot. 277 00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:19,037 What's your name, maggot? - I'm the Pupa. 278 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:20,872 - Wrong. Your name is maggot. 279 00:10:20,872 --> 00:10:22,916 And what the hell are you? 280 00:10:22,916 --> 00:10:25,252 - Little Buddy! 281 00:10:25,252 --> 00:10:27,546 - What in the almighty fuck is a Little Buddy? 282 00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:29,172 - He yells an awful lot. 283 00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:32,634 Aren't you worried this is gonna be too hard on the little guy? 284 00:10:32,634 --> 00:10:34,427 - We need someone hard to set him straight. 285 00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:36,012 - Hey, you think these guys would want to buy 286 00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:37,889 some Stella & Dot dog tags? 287 00:10:37,889 --> 00:10:39,891 We have some delish bespoke white gold necklaces. 288 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:40,892 I'm telling you! 289 00:10:40,892 --> 00:10:42,727 ♪ I'm telling you ♪ 290 00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:44,312 - Shut up and get in the gourd, maggot! 291 00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:46,523 Oh yeah, that works for ya boy. Mm. 292 00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:49,484 Jesse, trust me, this is the best thing for the Pupa. 293 00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:50,819 - Yeah, he's gonna thank us later. 294 00:10:50,819 --> 00:10:52,028 We'll have a laugh about it. Like-- 295 00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:54,155 [laughing] 296 00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:55,699 I bet he's already learning-- [glass shatters] 297 00:10:55,699 --> 00:10:57,617 [all scream] [tires squealing] 298 00:10:57,617 --> 00:10:59,619 - What the hell was that? - Pupa and Little Buddy! 299 00:10:59,619 --> 00:11:02,080 JESSE: How did they get out of military school so fast? 300 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,957 KORVO: They made friends with that hard-ass drill sergeant! 301 00:11:03,957 --> 00:11:06,418 - The Pupa's too charismatic! People love his charm! 302 00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:09,462 - We should never have stopped for Terry to hawk Stella & Dot to that brunch club! 303 00:11:09,462 --> 00:11:10,714 TERRY: You can't talk to me like that. 304 00:11:10,714 --> 00:11:13,174 I'm 10K away from being an associate ambassador. 305 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:17,012 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 306 00:11:17,012 --> 00:11:21,099 ♪ 307 00:11:21,099 --> 00:11:23,310 ♪ 308 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:25,061 [engine revving, tires squealing] 309 00:11:25,729 --> 00:11:29,232 ♪ 310 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:32,485 ♪ 311 00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:35,405 ♪ 312 00:11:36,656 --> 00:11:38,241 [gunshot] [motorcycle crashes] 313 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:41,828 - Who's the Pupa expert now, bitch? 314 00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:45,707 - Okay, look, Pupa, it's not that we're mad. 315 00:11:45,707 --> 00:11:48,209 We're just so disappointed in you. You're better than this. 316 00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:49,753 - I don't get it. We've tried everything! 317 00:11:49,753 --> 00:11:51,963 Tough love, soft love, crazy stupid love-- 318 00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:55,300 - We even had Courtney Love watch Love Actually with you and nothing! 319 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,261 - You were acting bad before but now with Little Buddy, it's way worse. 320 00:11:58,261 --> 00:12:00,347 - Yeah, Little Buddy's a bad influence. 321 00:12:00,347 --> 00:12:02,933 - Yes, Little Buddy's the problem. Because it's definitely not us. 322 00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:04,267 - Little Buddy is my friend. 323 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:07,479 - No! I forbid you from seeing Little Buddy ever again! Get him, Terry. 324 00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:08,980 - Give me that Little Buddy! Give him to me! 325 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,523 - And to make sure he never comes back, 326 00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:12,567 I'm trapping him inside of a crystal paperweight. 327 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:13,818 - Yeah, budd-- 328 00:12:14,611 --> 00:12:16,238 - No! 329 00:12:16,238 --> 00:12:19,324 - Now, he can't give you bad ideas, and he'll keep our bills from flying away. 330 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:21,409 - You know, Stella & Dot has a dandelion paperweight-- 331 00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:23,245 - Jesus fuck, Terry, it's a pyramid scheme. 332 00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:26,414 [growling, snarling] 333 00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:29,251 - Alright, this is just a tantrum. Let him tire himself out. 334 00:12:29,251 --> 00:12:31,127 Pretty soon, he'll be back to normal and we can-- 335 00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:32,170 [Pupa screams] 336 00:12:34,923 --> 00:12:37,300 - Oh! The pupa exploded into a mist! 337 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,969 - It's not a mist. - It's a fog. 338 00:12:38,969 --> 00:12:40,470 - No, it's more like a steam. 339 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:44,266 - Whatever it is, we're trapped inside, and it smells like the Pupa's ass! 340 00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:48,311 [people screaming] 341 00:12:51,815 --> 00:12:53,817 - Great, what a classic teenager way to act out, 342 00:12:53,817 --> 00:12:56,444 turning himself into a blanket of steam that hangs over the town. 343 00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:59,155 Pupa, you recombine into your own physical form this instant! 344 00:12:59,155 --> 00:13:00,156 You hear me, mister? 345 00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:03,535 - No! Don't go that way! There are monsters! 346 00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:05,579 - Great, now he's making monsters in the steam. 347 00:13:05,579 --> 00:13:07,289 I told you we should have gotten him into soccer. 348 00:13:07,289 --> 00:13:09,708 - Ohhh, I just saw a tentacle over there. 349 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,668 - The Pupa is such a bad teenager. [monster growling] 350 00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:12,919 God, I wish I could be like him. 351 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:13,920 - No, he sucks. 352 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,755 Pupa, you're in a lot of trouble, young man! 353 00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:19,092 You better stop being steam this instant or... no more playing Roblox! 354 00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:20,635 [all scream] 355 00:13:21,845 --> 00:13:24,431 YUMYULACK: Was that steam monster wearing a PewDiePie hoodie? 356 00:13:24,431 --> 00:13:26,766 - The Pupa's delinquency must be manifesting 357 00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:28,143 as adolescent creatures. 358 00:13:28,143 --> 00:13:31,104 Look out! There's one wearing Tech Fleece and listening to Future! 359 00:13:31,104 --> 00:13:32,939 [screaming] 360 00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:37,152 [panting] 361 00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:41,364 - Hey, guys. Geez, Ms. Frankie. You work here, too? 362 00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:44,075 - [mimicking Jesse] "Aw geez, you work here, too." 363 00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:45,452 Of course I don't, you idiot. 364 00:13:45,452 --> 00:13:47,037 - Not that it's any of your business, 365 00:13:47,037 --> 00:13:48,872 but we're making ossobuco for dinner! 366 00:13:48,872 --> 00:13:51,333 It pairs well with a night of consensual edging. 367 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:53,710 [screeches] 368 00:13:56,129 --> 00:13:57,172 [glass shatters] 369 00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:58,423 [cell phone buzzes] 370 00:14:01,885 --> 00:14:04,054 - Okay, it definitely seems like they are teens, 371 00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:05,597 but somebody needs to go out there and find out 372 00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:06,765 what we are really dealing with here. 373 00:14:06,765 --> 00:14:07,891 - Uh, no, we don't! 374 00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:09,893 These monsters are all over TikTok. 375 00:14:09,893 --> 00:14:13,104 - That Pacific garbage patch is huge! 376 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:16,191 - These monsters are expressing all the Pupa's bad teen behavior. 377 00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:18,068 We better pray he's not one of those arson kids. 378 00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:20,237 - I think the Pupa just needs a friend. 379 00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:22,280 Maybe if we can get home and release Little Buddy, 380 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,740 he'll stop misting himself. 381 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:24,741 - You have a point. 382 00:14:24,741 --> 00:14:26,826 But if we let Little Buddy go, all our bills might fly away. 383 00:14:26,826 --> 00:14:28,912 Ugh! What do we do? What do we do? 384 00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:30,956 [screeches] [all scream] 385 00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:32,791 - Come on, we can get to my car! 386 00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:34,626 - Who the fuck is this guy? - I'm Desmond! 387 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,672 - Quick, give me the breathalyzer! 388 00:14:38,672 --> 00:14:40,215 - Here. And also, wow. 389 00:14:40,215 --> 00:14:41,883 I'd like to hear the story behind that! [breathalyzer beeps] 390 00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:44,261 - Aw, come on! Point nine's my baseline! 391 00:14:44,261 --> 00:14:46,012 Who else can drive? - Oh, let me try! 392 00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:47,472 [beeps] 393 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,975 2.8! Yes! Alcoholic high score! 394 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:51,101 [beeps] 395 00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:52,435 I got this. 396 00:14:52,435 --> 00:14:56,565 - Wait! Sign my change-dot-org petition to help de-stigmatize cyberbullying! 397 00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:57,691 - Whatever, man. 398 00:14:57,691 --> 00:14:59,859 - You just don't get it! - No cap! 399 00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:02,362 - I'm not sus, you're sus! 400 00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:03,989 [tires squealing] 401 00:15:03,989 --> 00:15:05,031 - Word, lit! 402 00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:07,659 - We got problems, people! 403 00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:09,244 [tires squealing] 404 00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,622 [growling] 405 00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:14,374 [acid sizzles] [screams] 406 00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:17,752 - No, god! Why did I get emotionally invested in Desmond? 407 00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:21,798 - Tell my wife I... re-financed our boat loan. 408 00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:23,800 [growling] 409 00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:27,387 - Uh, okay listen, if these monsters are really teens, 410 00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:29,222 maybe we can just say things they don't like. 411 00:15:29,222 --> 00:15:30,265 Did you clean your room? 412 00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:31,141 [shrieks] 413 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:33,226 - It's working! What did you do at school today? 414 00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:35,395 Tell me about your classes. 415 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,732 I want to meet your friends. 416 00:15:38,732 --> 00:15:41,026 - Who's gonna accept my Facebook friend request? 417 00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:42,569 [growling, shrieking] 418 00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:47,240 - Release Little Buddy! That'll calm the Pupa down. 419 00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:49,659 - This ray has no reverse mode? 420 00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:51,870 - Well, shit, I'm so sorry I didn't foresee a time 421 00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:54,456 where we would have to turn a paperweight back into a Little Buddy. 422 00:15:54,456 --> 00:15:58,376 - No, no, no. We have to get Little Buddy out of there or we screwed! 423 00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:00,462 - We can undo this, but it won't be easy. 424 00:16:00,462 --> 00:16:02,923 Terry, I'll need you to go to the ship and activate the de-fractolyzer 425 00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:04,341 which will take at least 12 hours. 426 00:16:04,341 --> 00:16:06,134 After that comes the really hard part-- 427 00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:08,803 [glass shatters] - Yeah, buddy! 428 00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:10,722 [laughing] 429 00:16:10,722 --> 00:16:12,098 - My bills! Damn it! 430 00:16:12,098 --> 00:16:13,808 I can't remember how much I owe in dues 431 00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:16,770 to the WGA North for that whole Ted 3D fiasco! 432 00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:19,397 JESSE: Little Buddy, come back here! 433 00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:20,690 You're supposed to help us! 434 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,484 - The mistfogsteam is still everywhere! 435 00:16:22,484 --> 00:16:23,568 [thuds] 436 00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:27,239 - You a-holes better figure something out real quick! 437 00:16:27,239 --> 00:16:28,365 - This isn't our fault. 438 00:16:28,365 --> 00:16:30,158 - Yeah, we did everything for the Pupa. 439 00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,327 He just watched too many violent video games 440 00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:34,120 and read too many sexy books. 441 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,873 - This is Hollywood's fault! The Joker! The Joker! 442 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:39,334 - Let's go get Todd Phillips and sacrifice him to the steam. 443 00:16:39,334 --> 00:16:41,920 I bet he lives in a Tony Stark-style house overlooking the bay. 444 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,255 - Will you aliens shut the fuck up? 445 00:16:43,255 --> 00:16:44,506 [growls] 446 00:16:44,506 --> 00:16:46,216 - Venmo me! 447 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:50,470 - I am so sick of listening to you blame everyone else. 448 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:52,055 This is on you. 449 00:16:52,055 --> 00:16:53,139 [all gasp] 450 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:55,350 - I ship a thicc snack! 451 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,893 [growls] [all scream] 452 00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:59,437 - The Pupa wouldn't be acting like this 453 00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:01,231 if he had some structure in his life. 454 00:17:01,231 --> 00:17:03,483 He needs present, tangible role models. 455 00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:05,944 - We see this all the time. The problem starts at home. 456 00:17:05,944 --> 00:17:07,862 - Home? But that's where we are. 457 00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:12,367 - Oh my god, you are truly the shittiest parents I have ever met. 458 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,452 Korvo has spent more time eating me out 459 00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:15,996 than being involved in the Pupa's education. 460 00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,581 - Exactly. Wait, what? 461 00:17:17,581 --> 00:17:19,291 - Well, guess what, you're fucking wrong, 462 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:20,667 because we're not human parents. 463 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,127 The Pupa is a member of our team. 464 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:23,837 - Do you feed him? Do you bathe him? 465 00:17:23,837 --> 00:17:26,464 Do you lay in bed at night and worry he's gonna get run over by a car 466 00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:27,465 or kidnapped by a pervert? 467 00:17:27,465 --> 00:17:31,303 - No, I worry he's gonna get kidnapped by a car and run over by a pervert, 468 00:17:31,303 --> 00:17:33,346 but now that I'm saying it out loud, yes. 469 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:35,056 - Then, honey, you are parents. 470 00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:38,977 All the Pupa does is watch you dumbassses run around sci-fi'ing shit 471 00:17:38,977 --> 00:17:40,312 with no consequences. 472 00:17:40,312 --> 00:17:42,022 You are the bad influences. 473 00:17:42,022 --> 00:17:45,150 He doesn't have to change, you do. 474 00:17:46,484 --> 00:17:49,029 - Fuck that. It's not us. Let's go kill Todd Phillips! 475 00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:50,113 - Woo! - Yeah, let's get him! 476 00:17:50,113 --> 00:17:51,239 [bellowing] 477 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:56,369 - Ugh. I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. 478 00:17:56,369 --> 00:17:58,663 We have to fix the ship. We're out of Doritos. 479 00:17:58,663 --> 00:17:59,831 Fuck you, Terry. 480 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:04,753 - Guys, that Supreme steam monster sounds exactly like us. 481 00:18:04,753 --> 00:18:08,048 - Holy shit. Were we the Todd Phillips all along? 482 00:18:08,048 --> 00:18:10,550 MONSTER: I want to trap someone in a paperweight! 483 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,219 - Aw, geez, we suck. 484 00:18:12,219 --> 00:18:14,930 - I can't believe it, but these two shallow side characters were right. 485 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:15,972 [laser zaps] 486 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:20,727 - Regular Hungry Hungry Hippos? Ew. 487 00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:22,062 - Come on, we have to play. Now! 488 00:18:22,062 --> 00:18:23,104 - Really? - Yes! 489 00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:26,107 [rattling] 490 00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:28,193 - This is fucking boring. 491 00:18:28,193 --> 00:18:29,527 It was better when we turned them into-- 492 00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:31,154 - Look! What's happening? 493 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:33,782 - The Pupa is reacting to us being bland and normal. See? 494 00:18:33,782 --> 00:18:35,867 JESSE: Oh yeah! I guess it's working. 495 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:38,203 - From this moment forward, we have to change our ways. 496 00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:40,413 - So no more awesome sci-fi stuff? 497 00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:42,958 - No. I think we have to cut everything from our lives 498 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:45,669 that makes us a special, unique, weird family 499 00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:48,046 and basically sand our whole situation down 500 00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:51,508 so it's palatable to a broader, more corporate-approved audience, 501 00:18:51,508 --> 00:18:52,842 I mean, the Pupa. 502 00:18:52,842 --> 00:18:54,678 - I just signed up for a Mommy and Me music class 503 00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:55,971 with the Pupa three days a week. 504 00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:57,722 And then I guess we'll go get no sugar added, 505 00:18:57,722 --> 00:18:59,808 lactose free fro-yo with the other moms. 506 00:18:59,808 --> 00:19:02,561 - Oh my lilies, he's firming up. What else can we do? 507 00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:04,688 - We could go back to school and actually give a shit? 508 00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:06,314 JESSE: Keep going, keep going! 509 00:19:06,314 --> 00:19:09,985 - Terry and I can get jobs. Real ones. Not comedy writing or firemen. 510 00:19:09,985 --> 00:19:11,778 Something in an office. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 511 00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:15,615 With desks. And a computer and a printer and a receptionist named Gayle 512 00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:17,242 that I keep trying to bang, but she won't let me hit it! 513 00:19:17,242 --> 00:19:18,785 - We can do this. For the Pupa! 514 00:19:18,785 --> 00:19:20,287 TERRY/JESSE/YUMYULACK: For the Pupa! 515 00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:25,083 ♪ Taking Heads' Once in a Lifetime playing ♪ 516 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,670 ♪ 517 00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,464 ♪ And you may find yourself ♪ 518 00:19:31,464 --> 00:19:33,383 ♪ Living in a shotgun shack ♪ 519 00:19:33,884 --> 00:19:35,635 ♪ And you may find yourself ♪ 520 00:19:36,052 --> 00:19:37,512 ♪ In another part of the world ♪ 521 00:19:37,929 --> 00:19:39,931 ♪ And you may find yourself ♪ 522 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:42,893 ♪ Behind the wheel of a large automobile ♪ 523 00:19:42,893 --> 00:19:46,438 ♪ And you may find yourself in a beautiful house ♪ 524 00:19:47,105 --> 00:19:48,690 ♪ With a beautiful wife ♪ 525 00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:51,026 ♪ And you may ask yourself ♪ 526 00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:53,778 ♪ "Well, how did I get here?" ♪ 527 00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,906 ♪ Letting the days go by ♪ 528 00:19:55,906 --> 00:19:57,866 ♪ Let the water hold me down ♪ 529 00:19:57,866 --> 00:19:59,910 ♪ Letting the days go by ♪ 530 00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:01,953 ♪ Water flowing underground ♪ 531 00:20:01,953 --> 00:20:03,955 ♪ Into the blue again ♪ 532 00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:06,082 ♪ After the money's gone ♪ 533 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:09,794 - Korvo, I can't make heads or tails of these mid-quarter distribution reports. 534 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,504 I think Jenkins ran all the numbers wrong. 535 00:20:11,504 --> 00:20:15,175 - Well, he's Mr. Sarner's nephew, so we'll just have to do it again. 536 00:20:15,884 --> 00:20:18,345 - Where have you guys been? Dinner will be ready in ten. 537 00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:20,555 - We were at the library. Again. 538 00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:24,142 - I have to write a 50-page paper on the effects of beach erosion. 539 00:20:24,142 --> 00:20:27,062 Can I please just borrow the Useless Homework ray once? 540 00:20:27,062 --> 00:20:28,438 - No. No rays in this house! 541 00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:29,481 [telephone ringing] 542 00:20:30,065 --> 00:20:32,734 - Yaya. Oh, hello Mr. Sarner. 543 00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:34,069 You wanna come over tonight? 544 00:20:34,069 --> 00:20:36,655 Oh, tonight is not good actually, Korvo has the shits-- 545 00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:37,697 Okay. 546 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,699 Ugh. That was Mr. Sarner. 547 00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:41,534 He invited himself and his wife over for dinner, 548 00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:42,786 and they want veal parmesan. 549 00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:46,206 - But I'm making ginger-glazed salmon with a cucumber dill salad. 550 00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:48,208 - Well, now you're making veal fuckin' parmesan! 551 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:51,002 And you have half an hour do to it, or we'll get fired from our work job! 552 00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:52,045 [sighs] 553 00:20:52,045 --> 00:20:54,047 - Are these really the stakes of our lives now? 554 00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:57,300 Remember when we saved humanity from ice lava and napadoodles 555 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,553 and fought over who had more Christmas spirit? 556 00:20:59,553 --> 00:21:02,847 - I spent 14 minutes in heaven with a janky BTS! 557 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:06,226 - Korvo turned into goo, and I had to fight my ex-lover Malcolm Gladwell! 558 00:21:06,226 --> 00:21:07,602 - Oh, those were the days. 559 00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:10,021 We used to do so much crazy sci-fi stuff. 560 00:21:11,064 --> 00:21:12,399 - I love you guys. 561 00:21:12,816 --> 00:21:14,568 And I love Moana. 562 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,320 - It's worth it. For the Pupa. 563 00:21:17,904 --> 00:21:19,281 JESSE/TERRY/YUMYULACK: For the Pupa. 564 00:21:19,281 --> 00:21:20,490 - Ahhh! Fuck! 565 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:21,866 - Yeah, buddy. 566 00:21:21,866 --> 00:21:24,160 - Goddammit, is Little Buddy just gonna be, like, 567 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,371 fuckin' around all the time now or something? 568 00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:28,164 - Yep. This is our life now. 569 00:21:28,665 --> 00:21:32,794 ♪ Into the blue again after the money's gone ♪ 570 00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:34,880 ♪ Once in a lifetime ♪ 571 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,173 ♪ Water flowing underground ♪ 572 00:21:37,173 --> 00:21:38,758 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪ 573 00:21:39,134 --> 00:21:41,177 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪ 574 00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:43,471 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪ 575 00:21:43,805 --> 00:21:45,640 ♪ And look where my hand was ♪ 576 00:21:46,057 --> 00:21:47,309 ♪ Time isn't holding up ♪ 577 00:21:47,893 --> 00:21:49,019 ♪ Time isn't after us ♪ 578 00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:50,020 [sighs] 579 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,521 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪ 580 00:21:52,063 --> 00:21:53,690 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪ 581 00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:55,817 ♪ Same as it ever was ♪ 582 00:21:58,194 --> 00:22:00,071 [telephone ringing] 583 00:22:02,198 --> 00:22:07,203 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪ 584 00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:11,583 ♪ 585 00:22:47,035 --> 00:22:48,536 [mimics laser fire]