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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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♪

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♪ mariachi band music playing ♪

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♪

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‐ God dammit.
They're not coming. Again.

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Computer, turn off
the mariachi simulación.

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I should hope that you're all going out
to get more Miller L‐l‐l‐lights

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for Tuesday Taco Night Thing.

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‐ Oh wait, that was tonight?
Aw, I could've sworn that was on Monday.

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‐ It's always on Tuesdays,
and you've missed the last tres.

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‐ We know you're just trying to trick us
into hanging out with you.

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‐ No! I'm trying to trick you
into learning about ship repair.

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‐ How many times do we have
to ghost on you

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before you stop with the taco thing?

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‐ Oh, you're coming.
‐ Nuh‐uh.

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‐ Oh, you're gonna come so hard
you're gonna beg me to stop.

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‐ Yeah, you wish.

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‐ We're going to Conner Miller's
birthday party.

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His mom is rich,
and his dad's trying to be a novelist,

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so I bet they get in a big fight.

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‐ There's gonna be a magician.

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It'll be my first autograph in my awesome
Magician Autograph Journal!

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‐ Magic is stupid.

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Maybe I'll tag along just so I can explain
how he's doing his tricks.

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‐ Please don't come.
You know, I don't think you'd like it.

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It has nothing to do
with chores or yelling.

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‐ Um, Korvo, you don't really do well
in a social setting.

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It's kinda like your thing.

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‐ Hm, your reverse psychology
has worked, Terry.

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Nothing will stop me from joining you
at this child's birthday party.

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‐ Ahh!
‐ Yay, Korvo!

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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‐ What a waste of paper.

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The only good ceremony
involving children is the Jewish one

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where they cut off the penis.

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Am I right?
[children laughing]

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Slow down!

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Just a slow‐down ray. No big deal.

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‐ Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.

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[scoffs]
‐ On the nose much?

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‐ Magic! Magic!
[children gasp]

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‐ Rabbit was hidden
under the table. Dumb.

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Fake thumb.

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Foam ball in the armpit.

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Mouth full of flags.

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This is so stupid, anyone could do this.

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I could do this.

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[cheering]

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I could do this.

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KORVO:
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.

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Until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa

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and escaped into, uh, the space,

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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.

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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.

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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.

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This is‐‐ this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?

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[stammers]
This is ridiculous.

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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.

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People are stupid.

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They're always talking
about how they love their family,

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but they're never making
their family gigantic.

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They're all normal sized.

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If you like something, you should be
trying to make it gigantic.

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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‐ All right, be sure to share.

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Make sure the lower levels get Reese's
and don't hog the Skittles.

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Yumyulack, I'm heading out.

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I like to get to school early

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so I can watch the teachers
drink in the parking lot.

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‐ Oh hold on. I just want
to put my latest victim,

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I mean specimen, in there too.

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‐ Wait, I know her.

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Is that the lady who puts
her dog's poop in the mailbox?

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‐ Ugh, I wish.

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It's just the waitress from the Benihana
over by the strip club.

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‐ Why is she going in the wall?
I thought she was a nice one.

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‐ I said I didn't want shrimp!

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If I was allergic, I could have died!
Is that what you want?

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‐ Of course not. I wish everything
lived forever. You know that.

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[Cherie yells]

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‐ [rumbling]
‐ [Cherie grunts]

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‐ Oh my god.

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Where the fuck am I?

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‐ Welcome, citizen.

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‐ Hey, hey,

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get away from me‐‐
‐ Ahh!

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Whatever you got
in your pockets is ours!

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Wallet, gum, key metal‐‐

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She's got Tums! Ow!

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‐ We could do this the easy way

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or the toothpick way.

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Your choice.
‐ This isn't over.

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Everyone runs out
of fancy toothpicks at some point.

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‐ Come with me if you want to live.

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That's from Predator.
‐ It's from the Terminator.

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‐ Oh, crap, really? 'Cause I've been
saying that for weeks.

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Are you sure?
‐ I've seen that movie a hundred times.

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‐ We should go. Ugh, I'm such an idiot.

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COMPUTER: What's up, Korvo?
Do you want to resume, um,

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correcting any inaccuracies
in the cross‐galactic navigation matrix?

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‐ No, I don't have time to relax.

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Today we need to find out
how I can be a magician.

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‐ Isn't magic... lame?

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‐ If magic is lame, then why do you have
a quarter in your hologram?

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‐ What? Get the fuck out of here. Wow.

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‐ Exactly. Okay, I need to be the
best magician I can as fast as possible.

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‐ Is this some sort of emotional arc?

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‐ A magician never reveals
his motivations.

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Let's get started.

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‐ Calculating wonder.
[bell dings]

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Done. I'll teach in the form
of Earth's greatest illusionists.

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Houdini, Copperfield, and Mystery,

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the pickup artist from The Game.

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‐ I can escape anything and neg anyone.

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You're not as hot as your friend.

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Which part is Copperfield?

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COMPUTER: The other
two personalities ate him.

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‐ Can I please just get
a regular tutorial?

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‐ Fine. Processing.
[bell dings]

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It seems like you
should combine simple tricks

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with what you're already great at.

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‐ Cooking salmon?
‐ Ugh.

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‐ Computer, lower impatience expression
by 25 percent.

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‐ You should incorporate
advanced technology into your act.

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‐ Combine alien technology
with sleight of hand,

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a show like that
would blow people's minds!

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Especially if we served salmon
at intermission.

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[grunts]

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‐ The Duke says you're late
on our Skittle tax.

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‐ All I could find was a Junior Mint.

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‐ Keep walking, don't get involved.
‐ What the hell is this place?

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‐ This whole world is a prison
created by alien kids.

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It's made up of a system
of connected terrariums.

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Those guys are enforcers.

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They're part of a martial police
formed by the ruler of the wall.

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‐ I'm guessing that's The Duke?

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‐ It's pretty complicated.

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‐ Is he like The Duke of New York
from Escape from New York?

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‐ Oh, okay, yeah, yeah,
it's exactly like that.

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Oh, I forgot about that movie.
Yeah. It's exactly the same.

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Jesse, the girl alien,
gives us candy and little gifts.

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And then The Duke hoards
and distributes that,

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and that's just, you know,
that's how he keeps control.

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Yeah, you got it.

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‐ Why is this rope so minty?

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‐ Because it's floss.
We use what we have!

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My pants are from a Polly Pocket.

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‐ Go ahead, pick a card.

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I will now turn these cards
into 56 different extinct animals.

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[screeching, growling]

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I believe this... is your card.

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[gasps and cheers]

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‐ Korvo, that was amazing!

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When did you become a magician?

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‐ I've been secretly learning
so you guys would love me!

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‐ Well, it worked!

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‐ We should go out for pizza
and talk about how great you are.

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‐ Hm, no.
[all gasp]

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You know, I thought I learned magic
to get your attention,

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but that's just not enough anymore.

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You're all too provincial
and lame for me now.

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‐ You're intoxicated with fame
off one performance?

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‐ Yes.

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‐ But we're not like even, like,
a little provincial.

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Where's he getting this bullshit?

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‐ Now that I'm better than you,
I'm going to become

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the greatest magician of all time,

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and you will collectively be portrayed
as the first wife

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who didn't believe in me in my biopic.

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I always stop the movie at that point,

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so I assume it goes great
for the protagonist

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after he cuts ties
with his friends and family.

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Enjoy being left behind!

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‐ This is just like the time
when I married Ansel Elgort.

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The little scamp.
He's lucky he got away.

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I loved him so much.
Ugh, why can't I call him?

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COMPUTER: I got you a meeting
with the biggest magician talent scout

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in the world.

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Ha! She lives in a one‐bedroom apartment
above the Wendy's by the train tracks.

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‐ I'm not ready, I‐I don't have
a wand o‐or an assistant‐‐

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[women screaming]

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I really only needed one of each.

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‐ How about your next trick
is not complaining for once?

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‐ Fuck you, computer.
Words can hurt.

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[grunts]

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‐ This is the marketplace.

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If there's something you need,
you can barter for it here.

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‐ What do people trade with?

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‐ Well, mostly whatever they had
in their pockets when they got shrunk.

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If you had cargo shorts on,
you're basically rich.

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Suburban dads and lesbian dog walkers
live like kings in here.

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You know, your hair is pretty valuable.

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We could probably trade
those bangs in for some Mikes,

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maybe even an Ike if they're in season.

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[chomps, moans]

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TIM:
Enrique? Don't eat that.

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You know it gives you the sugar shakes.

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‐ Sugar shakes?

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‐ Yeah, we don't know
the word for diabetes.

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‐ It's diabetes.

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‐ Oh yeah. S‐‐ I'm sorry.
I'm losing my mind.

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I haven't had a vegetable in months.

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‐ Dad, come on, just a sip.

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Did you find any insulin?
Down at the drop zone?

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‐ Sorry, man. Everyone who came in
only had breath mints and Chapsticks.

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‐ Damn. We've got Chapsticks for days!

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‐ Look, we're gonna make it work.
I promise.

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Your dad is gonna be okay.
[groans]

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‐ If this man is diabetic,
why does he keep eating chocolate?

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‐ Well, the only food
they give us is candy.

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Sometimes they'll drop in
an apple or a cocktail onion,

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but it's very rare.

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‐ We have to figure out how to barter
for insulin from The Duke.

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He can get anything in here.
[chomps]

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‐ Man, he is really going to town.

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[groans]
‐ Dad, stop! You're not even hungry!

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‐ If you thought I was any old magician,

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I hate to burst your balloon.

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[coughs, clears throat]

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End of trick.

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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♪

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♪

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The real magic was in you the whole time.

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Now, now clap.

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‐ Pass.
‐ What? W‐why?

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‐ You're less "abra cadabra"
and more "average cadaver."

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You got no personality, kid.

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‐ I‐I‐I could try to build a device
that steals other people's charisma

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and then inject it into my body
like chemotherapy.

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‐ You're a sad blue creep with no hair.

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It's not gonna happen.

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‐ You're a sad blue creep!
[Korvo crying]

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‐ What are you, crying?

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‐ I‐I'm not crying, you're crying!

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♪ angelic music playing ♪

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CHERIE:
Well, this is creepy.

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‐ Yeah, this level is run
by the Bowinian church.

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It's the religion that worships Jesse,

242
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the girl alien who gives us
food and medicine.

243
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She's the one with the bow‐‐

244
00:08:59,602 --> 00:09:02,355
yeah, oh, hey now, that's why
they call it the "Bowinian Church."

245
00:09:02,355 --> 00:09:03,189
Okay, I just got that.

246
00:09:03,189 --> 00:09:04,941
‐ There's already a whole religion?

247
00:09:04,941 --> 00:09:06,734
How long have you people been in here?

248
00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:09,404
‐ Time moves differently in the wall.
It changes a man.

249
00:09:09,404 --> 00:09:11,406
‐ Wait, the aliens can control time?

250
00:09:11,406 --> 00:09:12,949
‐ No, no. It's more like a metaphor.

251
00:09:12,949 --> 00:09:14,868
Just, look, we eat a lot of candy,

252
00:09:14,868 --> 00:09:16,077
and that makes everything weird.

253
00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,454
Plus, there's no calendar or clocks.

254
00:09:18,454 --> 00:09:20,665
Think of it like Vegas.
Okay, could you just go with it?

255
00:09:20,665 --> 00:09:22,250
‐ Okay, geez. It tracks.

256
00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,919
‐ I'm afraid we have nothing to spare.

257
00:09:24,919 --> 00:09:28,756
Our insulin is derived from the mold
we grow on old Twizzlers.

258
00:09:28,756 --> 00:09:30,258
We only have enough for the flock.

259
00:09:30,258 --> 00:09:31,217
‐ That's bullshit!

260
00:09:31,217 --> 00:09:34,095
You're afraid The Duke will be pissed
if he thinks you're competing with him!

261
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:34,679
We should just take it.

262
00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:37,348
‐ I'll pray for your father.

263
00:09:37,765 --> 00:09:39,017
‐ I knew they wouldn't help us.

264
00:09:39,017 --> 00:09:40,894
Religion's such bullshit.
‐ Wait!

265
00:09:40,894 --> 00:09:42,103
Take this.
‐ What is it?

266
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,354
‐ It's a Slim Jim.

267
00:09:43,354 --> 00:09:46,357
It's barely two snaps long,
but it's gotta be worth something.

268
00:09:46,357 --> 00:09:48,359
Use it to trade for what you seek.

269
00:09:48,359 --> 00:09:51,404
Oh, I‐I shouldn't be here.
May the bow be with you.

270
00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:53,406
‐ Protein is like gold in here.

271
00:09:53,406 --> 00:09:55,074
But is this enough for The Duke?

272
00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:57,493
‐ No, but I know
what we can trade it for.

273
00:09:59,412 --> 00:10:01,706
‐ Tricks aren't enough,
I have to be likable?

274
00:10:01,706 --> 00:10:02,665
That's impossible!

275
00:10:02,665 --> 00:10:04,417
I wish I'd never learned magic!

276
00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:05,126
[squeaks]

277
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:08,546
Ta‐dah!
‐ Yo! Check it out: trash magic!

278
00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:10,840
‐ And the bouquet that turns into doves!

279
00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,717
That then turn into pterodactyls!

280
00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:15,428
Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!

281
00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:16,554
Ta‐dah!

282
00:10:16,554 --> 00:10:19,641
‐ I‐I usually only post
breastfeeding reaction videos,

283
00:10:19,641 --> 00:10:21,142
but this is sick.

284
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,227
‐ Ta‐dah!

285
00:10:23,478 --> 00:10:25,772
Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!

286
00:10:25,772 --> 00:10:26,898
[laughing]
‐ Ta‐dah!

287
00:10:27,315 --> 00:10:29,359
Ta‐dah!
Ta‐dah!

288
00:10:29,359 --> 00:10:31,194
Ta‐dah! Ta‐dah!

289
00:10:31,194 --> 00:10:32,529
Ta‐dah!

290
00:10:32,529 --> 00:10:33,947
[ta‐dah continues]

291
00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:38,326
[audience cheering]

292
00:10:38,326 --> 00:10:40,286
‐ Okay, this is so amazing,
I can't believe it.

293
00:10:40,286 --> 00:10:43,122
Our next guest is,
he's so great, he's so great,

294
00:10:43,122 --> 00:10:46,960
please welcome "The Incredible
Burn Victim Trash Man!"

295
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,962
[audience applauding]

296
00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:52,048
‐ I wanted to be on Kimmel.

297
00:10:53,049 --> 00:10:56,803
♪

298
00:10:56,803 --> 00:10:59,264
♪

299
00:10:59,681 --> 00:11:02,767
ANNOUNCER: Tomorrow night,
the Vegas Vegas Casino is proud

300
00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:07,313
to present The Incredible
Burn Victim Trash Man!

301
00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:11,484
Featuring the most dangerous trick
anyone has ever attempted:

302
00:11:11,484 --> 00:11:14,529
leaping through a black hole!

303
00:11:14,529 --> 00:11:17,657
How will he survive
the gravimetric forces

304
00:11:17,657 --> 00:11:20,535
as they rip his atomic structure asunder?

305
00:11:20,535 --> 00:11:24,414
‐ We're going to Vegas tomorrow
to see Korvo do tricks!

306
00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:27,876
I'll finally see the city
of sin! Yay, sin!

307
00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:30,003
‐ I'm gonna bet it all at Circus Circus!

308
00:11:30,003 --> 00:11:31,504
‐ And I'm gonna rescue a sex worker!

309
00:11:31,504 --> 00:11:33,298
Aw, she's never gonna have sex again.

310
00:11:33,298 --> 00:11:34,757
Or he!
[doorbell rings]

311
00:11:35,174 --> 00:11:35,967
‐ Greetings.

312
00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:39,721
I am world renowned magician
Wilkins Micawber.

313
00:11:39,721 --> 00:11:41,598
I'm as famous as a magician can get,

314
00:11:41,598 --> 00:11:45,685
think the third Hemsworth brother,
as are my mysterious compatriots.

315
00:11:45,685 --> 00:11:49,147
‐ We are here to parlay with
The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man.

316
00:11:49,147 --> 00:11:51,274
Where hence ye?
‐ He's practicing his act upstairs.

317
00:11:51,274 --> 00:11:53,026
‐ Nobody's supposed to interrupt him.

318
00:11:53,026 --> 00:11:55,695
‐ I thought I smelled the stench
of lesser magicians.

319
00:11:55,695 --> 00:11:58,948
‐ Listen, listen, listen.
You can't do this black hole trick.

320
00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:00,366
It's too amazing!

321
00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:02,660
‐ If you survive, our careers die.

322
00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,162
‐ I do what I want, leave me alone!

323
00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:08,374
‐ [gasps]
I didn't get their autographs!

324
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,669
‐ The Incredible Burn Victim Trash Man
left us no choice.

325
00:12:11,669 --> 00:12:14,088
Now I know murder is frowned upon
by magic law,

326
00:12:14,088 --> 00:12:16,132
but I love weed and prostitutes.

327
00:12:16,132 --> 00:12:17,634
So I need that money.

328
00:12:17,634 --> 00:12:21,721
‐ We'll make sure this is
his grand finale. Of life.

329
00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:23,973
[evil laughter]

330
00:12:24,682 --> 00:12:27,310
‐ Oh, now I'll never get their autographs.

331
00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,895
And they're gonna kill Korvo!

332
00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:30,730
Pretty convenient I came out here.

333
00:12:32,524 --> 00:12:34,609
What is your deal today, Pupa?

334
00:12:36,945 --> 00:12:40,823
‐ Eh, you don't toss around a Slim Jim
like this unless you mean business.

335
00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:42,659
‐ We need your Playboy.
We know you have it.

336
00:12:42,659 --> 00:12:44,410
‐ Have you lost your mind?

337
00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:46,871
It's the Girls of the Pac 10.

338
00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:49,958
That would cost at least,
uh, 20 snaps per Pac.

339
00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:51,751
[Enrique moans]
‐ Come on, man!

340
00:12:51,751 --> 00:12:54,087
‐ Hey, I'm sorry,
but I can't make the trade.

341
00:12:54,087 --> 00:12:56,464
It's one of the only pieces
of reading material

342
00:12:56,464 --> 00:12:57,549
that made it in here.

343
00:12:57,549 --> 00:12:58,967
Plus titties, you know.

344
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,219
‐ Sorry, dude, but I need that Playboy!

345
00:13:01,719 --> 00:13:03,304
‐ Pedro! What the hell?
‐ I got it.

346
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,138
[vendor moans]
‐ Go!

347
00:13:04,138 --> 00:13:06,266
‐ Help! I'm being robbed!

348
00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:08,643
[shouting]

349
00:13:11,521 --> 00:13:12,397
‐ Ahh!

350
00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:14,858
‐ Ahh!

351
00:13:18,403 --> 00:13:19,904
‐ Benihana, bitch.

352
00:13:23,283 --> 00:13:25,535
TED JOHNSON: Mr. Korvo,
could you explain exactly

353
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:26,494
what we're looking at here?

354
00:13:26,494 --> 00:13:27,453
‐ It's a Quantum Ring,

355
00:13:27,453 --> 00:13:30,081
a black hole I built out of pieces
from my space cruiser.

356
00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:32,166
You kind of have to know a lot
about physics to understand‐‐

357
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:34,127
‐ Looks like a Stargate.
‐ What's a Stargate?

358
00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:36,337
TED: It's what this is,
and the fourth best Kurt Russell movie.

359
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:39,591
‐ Then today I will be Kurt Russell,
by diving through the black hole.

360
00:13:39,591 --> 00:13:42,594
If I hit it at just the right angle,
I should pass through unharmed.

361
00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:46,097
If I'm even a millimeter off,
I die and maybe time implodes,

362
00:13:46,097 --> 00:13:47,265
I'm not sure about that last part.

363
00:13:47,265 --> 00:13:50,685
‐ So either it's a great show
or I no longer have to pay my alimony.

364
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:53,104
I hate that woman.

365
00:13:53,104 --> 00:13:55,106
This is Ted Johnson,
reporting from backstage

366
00:13:55,106 --> 00:13:56,149
at a magic show.

367
00:13:56,983 --> 00:13:58,193
Yeah, definitely a Stargate.

368
00:13:58,193 --> 00:13:59,444
Oh, oh, oh‐‐

369
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,072
‐ Korvo, you're in trouble!
A‐and we came to warn you!

370
00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:04,490
‐ But you stopped to get t‐shirts.

371
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,492
‐ It was in case
we got separated in the crowd!

372
00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:09,454
‐ Magicians are gonna kill you
before you do your big trick!

373
00:14:09,454 --> 00:14:11,497
‐ Oh, hm, I see what this is.

374
00:14:11,497 --> 00:14:13,708
You got jealous and now you want
to be part of my show.

375
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,919
You all had your chance
to show me you appreciated me

376
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:17,962
by coming to my Tuesday Night Taco Thing,

377
00:14:17,962 --> 00:14:20,131
but instead I had to throw
all the tacos away.

378
00:14:20,131 --> 00:14:22,759
Remember that? From earlier?
‐ No, that was like a million years ago.

379
00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:23,885
You can't still be mad at that.

380
00:14:23,885 --> 00:14:26,846
‐ Security, I don't know these people.
Get them out of here!

381
00:14:26,846 --> 00:14:28,556
‐ They're gonna do a murder on you!

382
00:14:28,556 --> 00:14:30,308
‐ I don't need you! This is my arc!

383
00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:32,894
‐ [groans]
‐ Wow, what did you do?

384
00:14:32,894 --> 00:14:35,230
‐ I don't know, I kicked him
in that thing people have.

385
00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:37,148
‐ We gotta split up
and find those magic murderers.

386
00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:39,192
[audience applauding]

387
00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:40,944
KORVO:
And where did all those cards go?

388
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:43,154
I think you'll all be pleasantly surprised

389
00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:45,323
during your first bowel movement tomorrow.

390
00:14:45,323 --> 00:14:47,492
ALL: Oh.
[cheering]

391
00:14:47,492 --> 00:14:50,495
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
my final trick of the night!

392
00:14:51,037 --> 00:14:53,206
I will be the first magician in history

393
00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:55,917
to jump through a black hole!

394
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,168
[panting]

395
00:14:57,919 --> 00:14:59,254
‐ [gasps]
There they are!

396
00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:03,716
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

397
00:15:05,385 --> 00:15:07,053
[panting]

398
00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:11,599
Uhh‐‐

399
00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:14,894
Oh my god, wow, Yumyulack,

400
00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:16,521
you just cut those guys' throats.

401
00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:19,649
You just ended two human lives.
That’s crazy.

402
00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:22,235
But you were doing it to save
Korvo's life, man. So it's okay.

403
00:15:22,235 --> 00:15:23,695
Yeah, it's okay. We're good, we're good.

404
00:15:23,695 --> 00:15:27,115
♪

405
00:15:27,907 --> 00:15:32,453
[screaming]

406
00:15:33,371 --> 00:15:35,790
[woman screams]
‐ Oh god, he's dead! My Korvy!

407
00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:41,796
No!

408
00:15:44,382 --> 00:15:45,592
No!

409
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,769
‐ Welcome to my humble abode.

410
00:15:56,769 --> 00:15:58,855
I'm The Duke. The ruler of shadows.

411
00:15:58,855 --> 00:16:01,524
The main vein. The big boy.
The top puppy.

412
00:16:01,524 --> 00:16:04,611
My guards tell me you're interested
in a swap of some kind?

413
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:08,740
[whistles]
Girls of the Pac 10!

414
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,908
What can I trade you for?

415
00:16:09,908 --> 00:16:12,202
‐ We need insulin. My dad is dying.

416
00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:14,787
‐ I'd be crazy not to take that deal.

417
00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:17,248
Hey, get some sugar shots
for my friends here!

418
00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:18,625
‐ Thank you so much!

419
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:22,045
‐ Oh, I heard about the riot
you caused on level two.

420
00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:23,755
You know, it spread to three levels?

421
00:16:23,755 --> 00:16:26,382
I lost an enforcer trying to shut it down.

422
00:16:26,382 --> 00:16:28,301
A lot of lives lost for that stunt.

423
00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:30,470
It's not easy keeping the peace
in a place like this.

424
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:33,097
Even if we weren't the prisoners
of two alien children,

425
00:16:33,097 --> 00:16:36,184
it would be hard being this close
to each other all the time.

426
00:16:36,184 --> 00:16:37,894
It's a daily struggle.

427
00:16:37,894 --> 00:16:39,979
‐ Please. sir. I beg you to be generous.

428
00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:41,147
My dad is dying.

429
00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:43,942
‐ Oh kid,
I'm not a monster.

430
00:16:43,942 --> 00:16:45,944
Of course your dad can have his insulin.

431
00:16:45,944 --> 00:16:47,487
Our job is to survive.

432
00:16:50,865 --> 00:16:52,075
‐ You didn't have to do that!

433
00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:53,117
Get them out of here.

434
00:16:53,117 --> 00:16:55,411
It's starting to smell like low wall.

435
00:16:57,872 --> 00:17:01,167
Oh, an interview with Mark Cuban! Score!

436
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,168
[eagle screeches]

437
00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:06,631
‐ Today, we give Korvo back
to the great all tree,

438
00:17:06,631 --> 00:17:09,342
in the traditional way
as he would have wanted:

439
00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:12,512
ripped apart by noble birds.

440
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:16,266
♪ mystical flute playing ♪

441
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:17,517
‐ What can I say about Korvo?

442
00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:20,895
Korvo was easily
the least popular person in the house

443
00:17:20,895 --> 00:17:22,981
and he smelled like whole milk,

444
00:17:22,981 --> 00:17:24,691
but we're still gonna miss him.

445
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,485
I'm sorry, I‐I didn't want
to do it right here.

446
00:17:27,485 --> 00:17:29,654
I wanted to do it later. In a bathroom.

447
00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:31,823
‐ Korvo was mean,
and being mean is tight.

448
00:17:32,824 --> 00:17:34,576
‐ That was beautiful.

449
00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:37,579
[cawing]

450
00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:40,707
‐ You only got one bird?
‐ Yeah, they're hard to catch. Geez.

451
00:17:40,707 --> 00:17:46,170
♪ Playing Time Of Your Life ♪

452
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,299
TERRY: Man, I just wish we had gone
to one of these stupid parties

453
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:51,050
when Korvo was alive, you know.

454
00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,052
We could've told him
how boring this was to his face.

455
00:17:53,052 --> 00:17:55,305
‐ Yeah, even though it was clear
that he just wanted to trick us

456
00:17:55,305 --> 00:17:57,223
into listening to boring
ship repair stuff,

457
00:17:57,223 --> 00:17:58,766
it would have been nice
to have him around.

458
00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:01,477
‐ That's why, in his honor,
I have brought down his manuals,

459
00:18:01,477 --> 00:18:03,605
and we are gonna read about the work
he did on the ship

460
00:18:03,605 --> 00:18:05,190
and start doing it ourselves.

461
00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:06,191
For Korvo.

462
00:18:06,191 --> 00:18:07,442
‐ I guess we have to do that now.

463
00:18:07,442 --> 00:18:08,902
‐ Ta‐daaaa!
‐ [all gasp]

464
00:18:09,527 --> 00:18:11,154
‐ [grunts]
You have to stop kicking there.

465
00:18:11,154 --> 00:18:13,406
‐ You're alive! Oh, Korvo,
y‐you're alive! You're‐‐

466
00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:14,657
‐ Alive like a fox!

467
00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:17,702
And you all fell for it!
I Now You See Me'd you!!

468
00:18:17,702 --> 00:18:19,996
‐ Now You See Me? The movie?
With Jesse Eisenberg? Ugh.

469
00:18:19,996 --> 00:18:21,414
‐ It taught me two important things.

470
00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:24,375
One: the best part of any magic trick
is spending a ton of time and money

471
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,585
setting up an elaborate lie.

472
00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:27,545
And the other: family.
‐ Family?

473
00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:29,964
KORVO: It all happened
when I ditched you guys for Vegas...

474
00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:32,800
WOODY HARRELSON (on TV):
Yeah, you know, we were just
four lonely magicians.

475
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,177
And then presto.

476
00:18:34,177 --> 00:18:35,720
Now we're abraca‐family.

477
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,598
KORVO: I realized I'd gone too far
and I needed you guys.

478
00:18:38,598 --> 00:18:41,476
We're not just a space team,
we're also a family team.

479
00:18:41,476 --> 00:18:44,270
Which is why I had to hire
those magicians to pretend to kill me!

480
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:45,563
They're all out‐of‐work actors.

481
00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:47,982
JESSE: Don't say that!
I love those magicians!

482
00:18:47,982 --> 00:18:50,443
KORVO: That's because in the middle
of the night, I planted false memories

483
00:18:50,443 --> 00:18:51,736
of them in all of your heads!

484
00:18:51,736 --> 00:18:53,404
‐ Terry, we killed two of those guys.

485
00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:54,822
‐ I‐I'm sure that was just
part of the trick.

486
00:18:54,822 --> 00:18:56,533
‐ But wait, how did you fake your death?

487
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,493
‐ After I was finished
with Now You See Me 2,

488
00:18:58,493 --> 00:19:00,954
I read the novelization
of The Prestige.

489
00:19:00,954 --> 00:19:03,540
The Korvo you saw die was a clone.
A really good one too.

490
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:07,377
He thought he was me, and I made sure
he could feel pain and‐and all that stuff.

491
00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:10,421
And it worked! You all totally thought
I was dead and came to my party!

492
00:19:10,421 --> 00:19:11,297
Good trick, right?

493
00:19:13,508 --> 00:19:15,969
‐ Oh yeah.
‐ Amazing.

494
00:19:15,969 --> 00:19:18,555
Korvo, that was the best trick ever!

495
00:19:18,555 --> 00:19:20,515
Was anyone else doing a trick?

496
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:26,521
The Pupa was a cardboard cutout all day?

497
00:19:26,521 --> 00:19:27,814
Who even are you?

498
00:19:27,814 --> 00:19:29,482
‐ Ta‐da!
‐ Bravo, Pupa! Amazing!

499
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:31,860
‐ Best day of tricks ever!

500
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:34,195
ALL:
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

501
00:19:34,195 --> 00:19:36,197
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

502
00:19:36,197 --> 00:19:38,199
Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks! Tricks!

503
00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:39,492
‐ All right, enough!

504
00:19:39,492 --> 00:19:42,412
Now, there are 78 parts
of the lavatic reactor.

505
00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:44,122
The first is the Pahoehoe funnel.

506
00:19:44,122 --> 00:19:45,623
It has 72 shunts.

507
00:19:45,623 --> 00:19:49,460
Each shunt must be gently jostled
before you can proceed‐‐

508
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,420
‐ Well, this sucks.

509
00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:53,965
‐ Enrique, I'm so sorry,
I don't know how this happened.

510
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:55,425
‐ You saved me, Tim.

511
00:19:55,425 --> 00:19:57,760
But I don't know how I'll go on
without my boy.

512
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,304
I‐I‐I just don't know.

513
00:19:59,304 --> 00:20:01,598
Do you go to heaven if you die small?

514
00:20:01,598 --> 00:20:04,058
[crying]
He died small!

515
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,479
‐ It doesn't have to be this way.

516
00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:10,523
Pedro didn't have to die.

517
00:20:11,149 --> 00:20:13,401
I have to fix this place.

518
00:20:13,401 --> 00:20:15,653
‐ How can one person change the world?

519
00:20:18,031 --> 00:20:19,949
‐ By tearing it down.

520
00:20:19,949 --> 00:20:21,910
YUMYULACK: Come on!
Come on, hippo. Eat, eat!
JESSE: Come on, eat it, hippo

521
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:23,203
‐ Fuck you, Jesse.

522
00:20:23,203 --> 00:20:25,038
‐ I love this game.
‐ Hippos!

523
00:20:25,038 --> 00:20:29,042
♪

524
00:21:09,374 --> 00:21:10,875
[imitating laser fire]