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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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♪

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MAN [on tablet]: You are no longer
Abraham Lincoln, US president.

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You are now Abraham Lincoln,
car fighter.

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‐ Fuck yes.
Okay, let's go.

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KORVO: Terry!
‐ Can't talk, working out.

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‐ This is important.
The‐the‐the Pupa turned orange.

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‐ And?
Hey, you broke my Hulu Vizu!

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‐ The Pupa is not supposed to be orange.
It's Pantone 101‐C.

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What does it mean?
‐ How the hell am I supposed to know?

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‐ Because it's your job, Terry.
I fix the ship, you take care of the Pupa.

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‐ Right, yes, that is my job.
Fair.

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‐ Once this thing evolves into
its ultimate form,

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it'll consume everything on this planet

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and terraform it
to become our new home world.

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‐ Duh.
‐ Which means we'll get eaten

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and terraformed with everything else,
I think.

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What if it turning orange is
the first step to total annihilation?

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‐ Wait, I‐I‐I think it feels hot.
Is that important?

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‐ No, it's always hot.
Luckily, I'm a genius

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and suspected you were incapable
of handling this

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so I made a little card
with important Pupa information on it.

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I have it in my wallet.
Just gotta find it.

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Damn it, where did I put my‐‐

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when was the last time I needed
Shlorpian money to pay for something?

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Wa‐wa‐wa‐was it at that Armenian deli?

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Whoa, it was on Shlorp!

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‐ But the home world blew up
in the opening credits.

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‐ Which leaves us no choice.
I must use the Retrace‐Your‐Stepalizer

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device to travel back in time,
return to the home world,

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and find my wallet.

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‐ Eh, I'm gonna pass.
That sounds like a lot of work

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and the Pupa's never killed everybody
on Earth before, so...

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‐ Oh, it's gonna blow!
‐ Ah!

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KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia
until the asteroid hit.

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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa

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and escaped into, uh, the space,

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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.

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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already over‐populated planet.

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That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.

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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.

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This is, this is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa.

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Do you see me?
[stammers] This is ridiculous.

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I hate Earth.
It's a horrible home.

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People are stupid.
Where the fuck are all the dinosaurs?

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What did they do to all the dinosaurs?

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♪ dramatic music playing ♪

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♪

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‐ So, uh, where's the
retruce‐von‐something geyser?

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Does it look like a spaceship
with a big clock on the back?

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‐ The Retrace‐Your‐Stepalizer.
It's high‐tech shoes

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that allow the wearer to travel
back in time

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to places they've stood in the past.

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These things cost $11 billion a shoe.

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‐ Do they light up?
‐ Mine do.

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‐ Oh, why do you get the cool ones?
‐ Because I'm in charge.

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The Retrace‐Your‐Stepalizer
has a specific set of instructions.

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Failure to comply could result
in catastrophic outcomes

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for the space‐time continuum.
Do you understand, Terry?

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‐ Shoes with rules. Got it.
‐ Rule number one.

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While using the Retrace‐Your‐Stepalizers,

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no one in the past
will be able to see or hear us.

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Two, we can only stay in the past
for eight hours or we'll turn into slime.

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Three, we can't learn anything new...

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TERRY: Note to self, the pretzel bite
is the most underrated appetizer.

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Someone should say something
to whoever is making those menus.

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Those pesky menus.
Some of them are too long.

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Too many items.
That's why I don't eat Chinese.

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No other reason‐‐
‐ Are you listening to me?

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‐ Yeah, yeah, slime, keep going.

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‐ Jesse, ugh, you left the
Pretend‐O‐Deck open again.

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AISHA: Welcome back to the
Pretend‐O‐Deck, Yumyulack.

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‐ Hey, Aisha, play the last program
that Jesse was running.

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AISHA: Well, that's an invasion
of her privacy, don't you think?

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‐ Yeah, that's why it's gonna be awesome.

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Override protocol.

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Password: Panera Bread with
3's for the E's.

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AISHA: Override accepted.
Resuming last program, you little creep.

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‐ Hello, Jesse, I'm Funyulack.

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Want to continue our awesome
makeover montage?

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We left off on a cowboy outfit.

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‐ What the hell is this?
What are you supposed to be?

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‐ I'm Funyulack.
I'm exactly like you,

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but funner and nicer and I know
how to braid and bake bread.

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‐ Jesse's got a nicer me in here?
That's impossible.

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Every time I walk into a room,
someone says, "Oh, great."

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‐ Well, Jesse thinks you're a dick.
She said one time‐‐

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[Jesse's voice]
He tried to trade me

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to a witch for a PS4.

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‐ Yeah, but she wouldn't take the deal.

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You can't complain about almost
being traded to a witch.

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‐ [Jesse's voice] He makes fun
of the way I walk and breathe.

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‐ [chuckles]
Come on.

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Have you ever watched her walk?
It's all clop, clop, clop, gasp, gasp.

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‐ [normal voice] I like the way she walks.
Shoot me.

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I think it's elegant.
‐ Then why don't you two get married?

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‐ I wish.
‐ Gross!

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This is messed up.
I'm super nice.

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I guess I'll have to force Jesse
to like me

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with Craig T. and Nelson.

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‐ Rule 58, don't fall in love with
anyone in the past

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or we'll turn into slime.
Are you sleeping?

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‐ Uh, don't touch anything
or we turn into slime.

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‐ I wish I could touch stuff in the past,
but it‐it doesn't work like that.

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It's more like we're ghosts.
‐ Uh, well then,

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how are we getting your wallet?

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‐ We'll have to use
the Retouch‐Your‐Stuff‐Alizer.

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♪ dramatic musical flourish ♪

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‐ Wow, that came from the homeworld?

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Uh, kind of just looks like
a stick with a spork.

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‐ You know, you're supposed to get
a license to use one of these,

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but that office blew up,
so we should be fine.

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And now, it's time to retrace our steps.

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[dramatic whooshing]

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♪

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Beautiful Shlorp.

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Oh, how I've missed this wonderful
strict totalitarian place.

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‐ A lot smaller than I remember.

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‐ Ah, I never thought I'd see
my old quarters again.

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Oh, God, I made love to
a lot of equations in here.

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‐ Oh, you fucked math?
Rad.

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[gasps]
It's young you.

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Damn, girl, you used to be way skinnier.

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Oh, seriously, stand next to yourself.
See the difference.

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You have let yourself go!

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Look, you left the wallet on the table.

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‐ Oh, that's perfect, Terry.
I will now use the stick

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to hit the wallet into our ship
at the space port.

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It should then be in the ship
when we return to the present.

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‐ Are you missing on purpose
just to make me giggle?

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‐ Stop watching me.
‐ It's working.

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‐ Don't watch me do this.

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♪ bright music playing ♪

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‐ Oh, hello, little one.

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Would you like a stale cookie
from a rusty tin?

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[dramatic whooshing]

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Where am I?
Are we dead?

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‐ [deep voice] Good afternoon, Lorraine.
‐ Ah!

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‐ I know that you've lost
many things over the years.

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Your children moved away.
Your husband is gone.

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Even your friends have died.

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All you have left are your memories.

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This is your chance, Lorraine.

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I can access your mind and show you
anything you've ever seen.

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Is there something you've lost
that you can't remember

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which I can give you?

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‐ I can't remember the face of my mother.

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I just wish I could see her one last time.

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[dramatic whooshing]

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♪ serene music playing ♪

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♪

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‐ Everyone is so relaxed
even though they're about to explode.

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Truly the mark of an advanced society.
Except for the panic zones.

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‐ I have resigned myself to death,

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although I will miss my friends
and family when I'm gone.

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‐ Oof, that guy's embarrassing himself.

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‐ Hey, we're almost at the space port.

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‐ We just need to smack this bad boy
into the hatch and we'll be done.

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‐ You got this, boy!

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‐ Damn it!

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‐ Hey, mission accomplished.
Now let's get back.

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I gotta watch some more Hulu Vizu.

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[dramatic whooshing]

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‐ Finally, some answers about the Pupa.
All right, [clears throat]

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If your Pupa turns orange,
it means it ate something orange.

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‐ Well, I did feed it a bag
of Doritos Cheetos party blast.

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You know, the same stuff that turned
me orange when I ate it last year.

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‐ This is a relief. We aren't going
to get consumed by the Pupa,

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at least not today, and we changed
the past without creating

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a single unintended butterfly effect.
So we really slam dunked it.

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‐ Look at us, we're ballers.
‐ We are ballers, ho ho.

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‐ Hey, futtbuckers!
Ha ha!

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We're outta Stella.

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♪ dramatic musical flourish ♪

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Is somebody gonna go, uh, replenish?

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‐ Wait, what?
Who the fuck are you?

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‐ Holy shit, there's an alien
in our house!

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‐ Quit jerking around.
You two have chores to do.

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Help me organize all my vests
and fingerless gloves.

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‐ [quietly] I thought you said
everyone got exploded.

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‐ Who are you and what are you
doing in our house?

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‐ What are you talking about?
I'm Vanbo.

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We escaped Shlorp together, remember?

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‐ Vanbo?
Am I saying that right? Vanbo?

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Eeesh.
‐ Whoa, Korvo!

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[chuckles]
You really put on the pounds, pal.

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You're lookin' like a blue Shrek.

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[in Shrek voice] Where's your donkey at,
blue Shrek?

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[laughs]

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Oh, and Terry, I broke your PS4 because
I tried to cook a little pizza in it.

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‐ Hey, I just got that from a witch.
You son of a‐‐ aah!

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Okay, what the shit is going on?

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‐ We must have inadvertently
changed something in the past,

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resulting in us now being in
a dark, deviant time stream.

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One of the results being that Vanbo
apparently joined us on our mission

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and has been living with us
this whole time.

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‐ Hey, man, I‐I‐I can't live
with a dude this basic.

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I bet he has a true crime podcast.
Like he does one.

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Listening, cool.
Doing one, yee‐hee.

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‐ We have to go back to the past
and undo the wallet change,

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which should return us to
the correct time stream.

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‐ And that'll get rid of Vanbo?

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‐ In the previous time stream,
Vanbo surely died on Shlorp.

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So yes, but this isn't about Vanbo.
This is about fixing the time stream.

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‐ Yeah, yeah, the time stream
is the priority,

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but you're sure Vanbo will die?

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‐ Yes, his body will be vaporized
by the asteroid.

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We're‐we're heroes.
VANBO: Terry, get in the kitchen

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and make me a lean pork sandwich!

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[banging on door]
‐ Quick, come on, go, let's go.

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[dramatic whooshing]

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There's our stick.

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Now all we have to do
is hit the wallet back out.

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[wallet clatters]

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That should undo
the changes to the time stream.

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‐ We're heroes.
‐ Total heroes.

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[dramatic whooshing]

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‐ So, Jesse, tell me about
your day, or something?

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‐ Really?
‐ Mm, yes.

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‐ Well, I found out Lawrence started‐‐
‐ Who cares?

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‐ Jeez Louise, are you on
your zeriod or something?

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‐ Yeah, but it has nothing to do with it.

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I just want you to like me
without earning it.

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I want unconditional like.

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‐ Wait, you care if I like you?
That is so sweet.

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‐ No, I just, I just, I don't want
to worry about you

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zapping me in the back with a crazy
sci‐fi gun when I piss you off.

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‐ What are you even talking about?

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‐ Ah, I don't know!
Fuck you!

230
00:09:08,111 --> 00:09:10,446
‐ Uh, phone call for drama queen!

231
00:09:11,990 --> 00:09:14,742
‐ Vanbo?
Is there anyone named Vanbo here?

232
00:09:14,742 --> 00:09:16,703
Looking for a Vanbo.
‐ What? No.

233
00:09:16,703 --> 00:09:18,121
‐ Yes, yes, yes, all right.
‐ Yeah! Yeah‐yee!

234
00:09:18,121 --> 00:09:19,789
‐ He's out running an errand.

235
00:09:19,789 --> 00:09:22,584
‐ Hey‐o, Vanbo's back!
[chuckles]

236
00:09:22,584 --> 00:09:25,378
Great news.
I traded the gold‐making machine

237
00:09:25,378 --> 00:09:27,255
for these expensive rats.

238
00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:28,715
[exclaiming]

239
00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:30,425
See?
They love you already.

240
00:09:30,425 --> 00:09:32,010
Check it out.
Give 'em a little kiss.

241
00:09:33,511 --> 00:09:35,680
‐ [grunts]
Fuck you.

242
00:09:36,472 --> 00:09:38,182
We can't go back to the present
until we figure out

243
00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:40,393
how the hell Vanbo keeps surviving
planetary destruction.

244
00:09:40,393 --> 00:09:42,186
‐ I, I don't even remember
living with the guy.

245
00:09:42,186 --> 00:09:44,439
Man, who thought time travel
would be so convoluted?

246
00:09:44,439 --> 00:09:46,524
‐ Time travel should be clear and linear.
This isn't my fault.

247
00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:47,984
‐ Well, it's not my fault.

248
00:09:47,984 --> 00:09:50,737
Oh, look, hey, it's the past us
meeting for the first time.

249
00:09:50,737 --> 00:09:51,946
Aw, look at that.

250
00:09:51,946 --> 00:09:53,865
‐ I am pleased to embark
on this mission with you.

251
00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:56,284
I assume you love science
and worship at the altar of logic.

252
00:09:56,284 --> 00:09:57,952
‐ Hell yeah.
Science rules.

253
00:09:57,952 --> 00:10:02,123
I love that stuff and I'm a Pupa expert.
I know everything about the Pupa.

254
00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,375
‐ Terry, you follow past me,
and I will follow past you.

255
00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:05,501
‐ No, I wanna follow past me.

256
00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:07,545
‐ Terry, since neither of us remember
meeting Vanbo,

257
00:10:07,545 --> 00:10:09,797
we must both be outside observers
for the other.

258
00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:12,300
‐ I will see you at the space port.
‐ All right, sounds good.

259
00:10:13,259 --> 00:10:14,844
[dramatic whooshing]

260
00:10:16,596 --> 00:10:18,598
‐ [gasps]
I'm young again.

261
00:10:19,182 --> 00:10:22,518
‐ Honey, can you help me unload
these groceries from the Piggly Wiggly?

262
00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:24,520
‐ Mama, you're so beautiful.

263
00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,106
‐ Aw, that's a nice thing to say.

264
00:10:27,106 --> 00:10:29,275
‐ I've missed you so much.

265
00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:32,612
‐ Come, run with me.

266
00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:35,073
[laughter]

267
00:10:35,073 --> 00:10:37,116
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

268
00:10:37,116 --> 00:10:39,118
♪

269
00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,001
[gulls cawing]

270
00:10:48,753 --> 00:10:50,046
[giggles]

271
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:56,844
‐ Oh, my sweet mother.
Now that I remember her face,

272
00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:59,681
I'll be able to find her
when I'm in heaven.

273
00:10:59,681 --> 00:11:03,560
I can die now knowing
that everything will be okay.

274
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,646
Oh, thank you.
There has to be some way

275
00:11:06,646 --> 00:11:08,898
I can repay you for this.

276
00:11:08,898 --> 00:11:11,860
‐ In my kitchen, there's a cabinet
with a child‐proof lock.

277
00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:14,779
Inside are two AA batteries
and a Harry Potter whistle.

278
00:11:14,779 --> 00:11:16,155
Get them for me.

279
00:11:16,281 --> 00:11:19,534
‐ You want batteries?
‐ And a Harry Potter whistle.

280
00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,997
‐ Oh, man, you were right.
I'm not nice.

281
00:11:23,997 --> 00:11:25,456
This sucks.
I thought I was great.

282
00:11:25,456 --> 00:11:28,459
‐ Yumyulack, my friend,
recognizing you suck

283
00:11:28,459 --> 00:11:30,503
is the first step towards de‐suckifying.

284
00:11:30,503 --> 00:11:33,715
‐ Okay, fuckface, tell me how to be nice
to Jesse and do it yesterday.

285
00:11:33,715 --> 00:11:36,259
‐ Well, we usually just hang out
at her favorite place.

286
00:11:36,885 --> 00:11:38,887
‐ Oh, my God, this is so dumb.

287
00:11:38,887 --> 00:11:41,389
‐ Welcome to the
Pasteur Pasteurized Yogurt Parlor,

288
00:11:41,389 --> 00:11:43,474
the world's first Louis Pasteur‐themed
yogurt shop.

289
00:11:43,474 --> 00:11:45,393
‐ Sup, Todd?
You flash heating that milk

290
00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:46,936
so it's safe to drink, yo?

291
00:11:46,936 --> 00:11:49,564
‐ That's what pasteurization is, my man.

292
00:11:50,481 --> 00:11:52,775
‐ This is so rich.
Jesse is such a loser.

293
00:11:52,775 --> 00:11:54,068
‐ Shut your fucking mouth!
‐ A‐ha!

294
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:56,029
That's something I would say.
You are like me.

295
00:11:56,029 --> 00:11:58,907
‐ I am not.
Now, I'm gonna show you how to be nice.

296
00:11:58,907 --> 00:12:01,993
Aisha, give us a little Jesse
hologram up in this business.

297
00:12:01,993 --> 00:12:03,411
AISHA: Okay.

298
00:12:03,411 --> 00:12:06,247
‐ Hey, Jesse.
You smell great today.

299
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,166
Why don't we all sample
some flavors together?

300
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,500
‐ Thanks, best friend.

301
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,669
I wanna try
Measles Inoculation Pineapple.

302
00:12:11,669 --> 00:12:12,962
‐ Die!
Me first!

303
00:12:12,962 --> 00:12:16,591
‐ Freeze program.
Yum, baby, you are so not money right now.

304
00:12:16,591 --> 00:12:18,676
Do you really think it was nice
telling her to die?

305
00:12:18,676 --> 00:12:20,053
‐ Yes.
‐ No, it was mean.

306
00:12:20,053 --> 00:12:22,889
‐ Hey, you tricked me!
‐ Okay, let's go back to the basics.

307
00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:24,599
Just try smiling at her.

308
00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,184
‐ [groans]

309
00:12:26,184 --> 00:12:27,727
‐ Oh, this is gonna be a long night.

310
00:12:27,727 --> 00:12:29,646
We better put on a pot of hologram coffee.

311
00:12:29,646 --> 00:12:30,647
AISHA: Mm‐hmm.

312
00:12:32,357 --> 00:12:36,736
‐ Oh, soil, the womb in which we grow.
Your secrets never cease to delight me.

313
00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:38,112
‐ Oof, what a dork.

314
00:12:38,112 --> 00:12:40,406
COMPUTER:
Work relaxation period commencing.

315
00:12:40,406 --> 00:12:43,117
‐ Work colleagues, I just met
my assigned Pupa specialist,

316
00:12:43,117 --> 00:12:45,078
and he is‐‐
‐ Handsome, he's gonna say handsome.

317
00:12:45,078 --> 00:12:46,913
‐ An idiot.
Just look at that stupid face.

318
00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:48,748
He probably doesn't even know
his florvox array

319
00:12:48,748 --> 00:12:50,959
from his gortrino phase oscillatorr.

320
00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:53,211
[laughter]
‐ Un‐believ‐able.

321
00:12:53,211 --> 00:12:55,088
♪ dramatic musical flourish ♪

322
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:58,633
‐ Place your Pupa in a one‐centimeter‐deep
pool of pigment

323
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:00,802
and let it ink itself for three hours.

324
00:13:00,802 --> 00:13:02,637
‐ What up, Teri?
I missed you, babe.

325
00:13:02,637 --> 00:13:04,389
Missed you, little boo‐boo.
You're my boo‐boo girl.

326
00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:07,016
‐ Good grief, that smokeshow
is Terry's life mate?

327
00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:09,936
And its name is also Teri?
How has he never mentioned this?

328
00:13:09,936 --> 00:13:12,438
‐ Oh, man, I just met my
evacuation partner.

329
00:13:12,438 --> 00:13:14,023
Total derf.

330
00:13:14,023 --> 00:13:16,651
Sucks that I can't take you
instead of his boring, flat ass.

331
00:13:16,651 --> 00:13:20,280
‐ Number 31827, be quiet!
Also, button your top button.

332
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,906
‐ But I look way cooler this way.

333
00:13:21,906 --> 00:13:23,658
‐ Conformity is cool!

334
00:13:23,658 --> 00:13:26,661
ALL: Conformity is cool,
conformity is cool,

335
00:13:26,661 --> 00:13:28,162
conformity is cool.

336
00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:31,207
‐ Yes, Jesse,
your choice of vanilla is fine

337
00:13:31,207 --> 00:13:33,501
and [whimpers] not for babies.

338
00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:36,754
‐ No, you can't‐‐ wait, you did it.
Aisha, analyze malice.

339
00:13:36,754 --> 00:13:38,214
AISHA:
No malice detected.

340
00:13:38,214 --> 00:13:40,258
‐ I did it.
‐ Congratulations, Yumyulack.

341
00:13:40,258 --> 00:13:42,176
For all your hard work,
I'd like to reward you

342
00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:44,053
with this sticker
of your favorite Avenger.

343
00:13:44,053 --> 00:13:45,889
‐ Ooh, hell yeah!
Hawkeye!

344
00:13:45,889 --> 00:13:47,599
He's got a quiver.
His real name is Clint.

345
00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:51,477
Whoo, my superpower is aim.
Aim at you, aim at you.

346
00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:54,022
‐ You're gonna sleep like a log tonight.
‐ Aim at you, aim at you...

347
00:13:54,397 --> 00:13:56,274
‐ Oh, ew.

348
00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:58,776
When's the last time
you cleaned out the Wall?

349
00:13:58,776 --> 00:14:02,405
It's been getting super gross in there
ever since they invented religion.

350
00:14:02,405 --> 00:14:04,490
‐ Jesse, hello.
I wanted to greet you

351
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,993
and tell you that your bow looks nice.

352
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,453
‐ It‐‐ wait, is this a trap?

353
00:14:08,453 --> 00:14:09,871
Because you have to tell me
if it's a trap.

354
00:14:09,871 --> 00:14:11,789
‐ I came in here to compliment you.
‐ You did?

355
00:14:11,789 --> 00:14:13,833
‐ Yes, and I did it.
Gotta go before I mess it up.

356
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,460
You look great, bye!
[door closes]

357
00:14:17,212 --> 00:14:18,880
♪

358
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,007
‐ You son of a bitch.
‐ Oh, yeah, well guess what?

359
00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:22,383
You suck.
‐ You wanted to bring

360
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,260
your stupid life mate to Earth, huh?

361
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:25,970
You‐you think Teri with an "I"
is better than me?

362
00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:27,305
‐ You think I have a stupid face

363
00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:28,765
and that I don't know
what I'm doing with the Pupa.

364
00:14:28,765 --> 00:14:30,975
‐ You don't!
[both grunting]

365
00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:36,856
‐ Well, I did it.
I was nice to Jesse.

366
00:14:36,856 --> 00:14:38,733
I'm the nicest motherfucker
you've ever met.

367
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:40,735
‐ This is wonderful.
‐ Thank you so, so much

368
00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:43,071
for spending all that time
making me a better alien.

369
00:14:43,071 --> 00:14:45,031
And now that I'm nice,
I can delete your ass.

370
00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:46,991
‐ Hey, deleting someone isn't nice.
‐ Yeah, I know.

371
00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:50,161
But I never want Jesse to find out that
I needed training wheels for this stuff.

372
00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:51,287
So you gotta get trashed.

373
00:14:51,287 --> 00:14:53,122
‐ Well, it was a pleasure teaching you.

374
00:14:53,122 --> 00:14:55,500
You know, I actually learned something
from you, too.

375
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,960
‐ Oh, yeah, what was that?
‐ How to be a dick!

376
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,336
Eat my finger!

377
00:14:58,336 --> 00:14:59,462
[both grunting]

378
00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:06,719
AISHA:
Oh, my God! What the heck?

379
00:15:06,719 --> 00:15:09,305
‐ Jesse's finally getting the brother
she deserves.

380
00:15:09,847 --> 00:15:11,933
‐ All right, all right, all right,
all right, all right, all right.

381
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,560
Enough, we're done.
The partnership is over.

382
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,769
‐ Agreed.
‐ When we get back to our time,

383
00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:16,729
I'm packing up and moving to San Diego.

384
00:15:16,729 --> 00:15:19,357
I'll rent a condo in the Gaslamp
and eat fish tacos every day

385
00:15:19,357 --> 00:15:20,817
and never think of you.
‐ The sooner the better.

386
00:15:20,817 --> 00:15:22,735
You and I have never done
anything good together.

387
00:15:23,987 --> 00:15:26,155
Oh, wow, look how cute the replicants are.

388
00:15:26,155 --> 00:15:27,699
‐ Oh, they really are.
We're all cute.

389
00:15:27,699 --> 00:15:30,326
‐ Would you look at us?
Two regular aliens with their replicants

390
00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:32,370
thinking that they're gonna
go out into space

391
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:33,872
and terraform a rogue moon or something.

392
00:15:33,872 --> 00:15:35,957
‐ We had no idea what we were in for.

393
00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:39,210
‐ You know, Terry, we spent so much time
on Earth pretending to be a family,

394
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:41,588
I didn't even notice when
we actually became one.

395
00:15:41,588 --> 00:15:43,506
‐ Yeah, I think we sealed the deal on that

396
00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:46,092
when we all saw
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

397
00:15:46,092 --> 00:15:47,427
You remember?
Tom Cruise? TC?

398
00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:49,053
‐ [chuckles]
Terry, I think you're right.

399
00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:51,097
We all really liked that movie.
Together.

400
00:15:51,097 --> 00:15:52,932
Hey, remember when
we made a real Funbucket

401
00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:54,726
and it went crazy and attacked the town?

402
00:15:54,726 --> 00:15:56,227
TERRY:
Oh, yeah, yeah, that was awesome.

403
00:15:56,227 --> 00:15:57,854
Hey, how about when we built
the "manc ave"?

404
00:15:57,854 --> 00:15:59,939
You had to bury the cuck robot
in the backyard.

405
00:15:59,939 --> 00:16:01,274
KORVO: He loved it.
Or remember that day

406
00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:02,400
when everything was a musical?

407
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,402
TERRY: Yeah, or what about when we
teamed up with the Simpsons

408
00:16:04,402 --> 00:16:06,446
for a game against the Monstars
from Space Jam ?

409
00:16:06,446 --> 00:16:08,698
‐ You know, we may not have
chosen each other, Terry,

410
00:16:08,698 --> 00:16:10,366
but we've built a good life.

411
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:12,493
I don't want to throw that away.
‐ Neither do I, Korvo.

412
00:16:12,994 --> 00:16:14,370
Holy shit!
‐ Hey.

413
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:16,497
Did you peep that photo
of my mound I sent you?

414
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,624
Pretty tight, right?

415
00:16:17,624 --> 00:16:18,791
What do you mean you hated it?

416
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:21,127
You don't want a photo
of my tiny, hairless mound?

417
00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:22,295
Didn't you see the crust?

418
00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:25,423
‐ There's Vanbo!
What‐what‐what do we do?

419
00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:27,508
‐ This is our chance to set things right.
Hit him with the time stick!

420
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,010
‐ The what now?
‐ The Retouch‐Your‐Stuff‐Alizer.

421
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,386
‐ Oh, duh, yeah, right.

422
00:16:30,887 --> 00:16:31,763
‐ Huh?

423
00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:34,140
[grunting]

424
00:16:34,891 --> 00:16:35,767
Stop it!

425
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:38,102
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

426
00:16:38,102 --> 00:16:40,230
♪

427
00:16:46,611 --> 00:16:48,238
[all grunting]

428
00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:01,084
[electricity zapping]

429
00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,090
♪ music intensifies ♪

430
00:17:12,011 --> 00:17:14,264
‐ Wait, this is where you wanna take me?

431
00:17:14,264 --> 00:17:16,683
I thought you said frozen yogurt
was ice cream for narcs.

432
00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:19,727
‐ Ooh, it is, but now I'm nice to you,
which means eating

433
00:17:19,727 --> 00:17:22,355
disgusting cold slime
even if it tastes like dust.

434
00:17:22,897 --> 00:17:24,816
‐ Are you feeling okay, Yumyulack?

435
00:17:24,816 --> 00:17:26,317
‐ Oh, yeah, please,
go ahead of me in line.

436
00:17:26,317 --> 00:17:29,195
I would be happy to hold your purse
while you sample some flavors.

437
00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:31,531
‐ You're offering to hold my purse?
‐ Correct.

438
00:17:31,531 --> 00:17:33,408
‐ While I go first?
‐ Of course.

439
00:17:33,408 --> 00:17:36,077
‐ Well, okay, that sounds great.

440
00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:39,122
Let me just, uh, here,
it's in here...

441
00:17:39,122 --> 00:17:39,914
[grunts]

442
00:17:40,164 --> 00:17:42,417
‐ Oh, my God.
What's wrong with you?

443
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:43,960
‐ Don't worry, that's not my brother.

444
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,838
It's a Pretend‐O‐Deck simulation
that's transferred his consciousness

445
00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:50,466
to a 3D printed body
and is trying to take his place.

446
00:17:50,466 --> 00:17:53,636
‐ Jesse, why?
I was... nice.

447
00:17:53,636 --> 00:17:55,305
‐ I'm calling the police.
Don't move.

448
00:17:55,305 --> 00:17:56,723
[dramatic whooshing]

449
00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:58,892
You turned him into
a Game Boy cartridge.

450
00:17:58,892 --> 00:18:01,394
‐ Just forget what you saw here, sir.
‐ I can't!

451
00:18:01,394 --> 00:18:03,187
It's so specific!

452
00:18:03,187 --> 00:18:07,192
‐ Uh, please wake up.
I'm so sorry I created Funyulack.

453
00:18:07,192 --> 00:18:11,237
You can be kind of a jerk sometimes
but you're my brother and I love you.

454
00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:12,614
Mwah. Bleh.
‐ Hi, Jesse.

455
00:18:12,614 --> 00:18:15,533
Would you like to continue our discussion
of who is hotter, Peeta or Gale?

456
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:18,077
Or we could play Mall Madness
and practice our dance moves.

457
00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:21,414
‐ You're not Yumyulack.
You're Funyulack!

458
00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:23,708
‐ Thank you for those sweet, sweet kisses.

459
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:27,587
‐ Freeze program, freeze program.
Oh, God, no, I killed Yumyulack.

460
00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:31,090
I killed Yumyulack and turned his body
into a Game Boy cartridge!

461
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:34,761
Just like that fortune cookie
said I would!

462
00:18:36,763 --> 00:18:38,431
[all grunting]

463
00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:46,981
‐ Who's a blue Shrek now, bitch?

464
00:18:46,981 --> 00:18:48,149
‐ We gotta get rid of this body, man.

465
00:18:48,149 --> 00:18:49,943
‐ Do you have the thing that turns them
into Game Boy cartridges?

466
00:18:49,943 --> 00:18:52,570
‐ Ah, no, I never bring it
when I end up needing it.

467
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,572
[squishing]

468
00:18:57,242 --> 00:18:58,952
‐ Remember, Terry, we're heroes.

469
00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,080
[dramatic whooshing]

470
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,374
‐ We did it, Vanbo's gone.
‐ We repaired the time stream.

471
00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:06,042
‐ Hey, yeah!
‐ [chuckles]

472
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:07,126
This is very good.

473
00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:08,586
[loud rumbling]

474
00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:12,173
‐ Huh.
‐ It appears we may have

475
00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:13,758
slightly altered the time stream.

476
00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:15,635
‐ Um, well, it's not so bad.

477
00:19:15,635 --> 00:19:17,679
I mean, I can live with this as long
as Vanbo's not around.

478
00:19:20,682 --> 00:19:22,684
‐ Hello, futtbuckers.

479
00:19:22,684 --> 00:19:24,435
‐ Vanbo?
What are you doing here?

480
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:26,145
Your ass should be dead as hell!

481
00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:28,773
‐ Should be dead as hell.
But I was rescued

482
00:19:28,773 --> 00:19:32,610
and nursed back to health
by a very special person.

483
00:19:33,194 --> 00:19:34,445
‐ Hey, Terry.

484
00:19:34,445 --> 00:19:36,781
‐ Teri with an "I"?
What the heck are you doing here?

485
00:19:36,781 --> 00:19:38,783
‐ I'm Vanbo's science partner now.

486
00:19:38,783 --> 00:19:41,744
And my name's not Teri
with an "I" anymore.

487
00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:44,831
Mm‐mm, it's Vanbi,
also spelled with an "I."

488
00:19:44,831 --> 00:19:45,874
‐ Fuck, that's so cool.

489
00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:47,917
‐ We've been searching the galaxy
for you two.

490
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:51,462
I know you guys attacked me
with your time stick on Shlorp.

491
00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:53,506
‐ We, uh, we‐we don't know
what you're talking about.

492
00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:55,633
‐ I have some important news to tell you.

493
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:57,719
Shlorp never blew up!

494
00:19:57,719 --> 00:19:59,012
BOTH: What?

495
00:19:59,012 --> 00:20:01,472
‐ And I've come to take both of you back
so you can be tried

496
00:20:01,472 --> 00:20:04,851
and executed for using
a Retouch‐Your‐Stuff‐Alizer

497
00:20:04,851 --> 00:20:06,352
without a license!

498
00:20:06,352 --> 00:20:08,187
BOTH: What?
‐ Terry, Korvo.

499
00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:10,940
I killed Yumyulack and turned his body
into a Game Boy cartridge.

500
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:13,193
He's gone forever.
ALL: What?

501
00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:15,236
‐ Oh, and one more thing.
After we all leave,

502
00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:18,615
I'm gonna blow up
this stupid fucking Earth planet

503
00:20:18,615 --> 00:20:21,534
just because that's how Vanbo do.

504
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:24,162
‐ This can't be happening!
[cries]

505
00:20:24,162 --> 00:20:26,623
Why, why is this happening.

506
00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:28,625
‐ Wait!
She's right.

507
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,752
This can't be happening.
‐ But it is.

508
00:20:30,877 --> 00:20:33,463
‐ Doesn't it seem like too many
big crazy events all at once?

509
00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:35,381
I mean, that‐that's
not how life works, man.

510
00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:37,050
No, no, no.
This doesn't feel real.

511
00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:39,052
‐ Ooh, this guy's lost it.
Everybody gather around.

512
00:20:39,052 --> 00:20:40,929
Let's watch him shit his pants.
‐ Don't you see?

513
00:20:40,929 --> 00:20:43,514
The time travelling, dead Yumyulack,
Shlorp didn't explode.

514
00:20:43,514 --> 00:20:45,266
I mean, come on.
That's like‐‐ it's so much stuff.

515
00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:46,517
Think about it.
That's, like, way too much.

516
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:48,478
If you had a list, it's too much!

517
00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,188
‐ It is sort of contrived.
‐ Right?

518
00:20:50,188 --> 00:20:53,691
I mean, how are we sure that
we're not in a The Matrix?

519
00:20:53,691 --> 00:20:55,443
or a Matrix Reloaded?

520
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:56,945
‐ Because there would be green numbers
floating around

521
00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:58,821
and leather sunglasses.
‐ Well, it's gotta be something.

522
00:20:58,821 --> 00:21:00,114
Okay, and I can figure this out.

523
00:21:00,114 --> 00:21:02,867
I mean, we could be in
an eXistenZ‐type sitch.

524
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:05,245
‐ Stop it! Last week, you thought we were
in an eXistenZ

525
00:21:05,245 --> 00:21:07,539
because the drive‐thru gave us
an extra order of fries.

526
00:21:07,539 --> 00:21:09,916
We can't be in an eXistenZ
every time you're freaking out.

527
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,668
‐ Oh, really, smart guy?
You're telling me

528
00:21:11,668 --> 00:21:14,170
we have time travelling shoes
that we can use whenever we want?

529
00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:15,755
You're always wanting to know
stuff about the Pupa.

530
00:21:15,755 --> 00:21:17,549
Why haven't you been using
those shoes, man?

531
00:21:17,549 --> 00:21:19,300
Why haven't you been using the shoes?

532
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,302
‐ I‐I‐I'm sure there's
a logical explanation for that.

533
00:21:21,302 --> 00:21:23,137
‐ No, there isn't, okay?
Shut the fuck up.

534
00:21:23,137 --> 00:21:26,432
We've gotta be in some fucked up
Strange Days Altered States Lawnmower Man

535
00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:27,517
Horton Hears a Who thing.

536
00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:29,143
‐ Maybe we're in a Tron.
‐ Don't egg him on.

537
00:21:29,143 --> 00:21:31,229
This isn't a Tron.
‐ Ooh, maybe we're in a dream.

538
00:21:31,229 --> 00:21:32,772
‐ Now you're talking.

539
00:21:32,772 --> 00:21:35,984
I mean, I‐I‐I‐I bet we're all in some
kind of crazy Dreamscape‐ style

540
00:21:35,984 --> 00:21:38,194
Inception What Dreams May Come
Joseph and the Amazing

541
00:21:38,194 --> 00:21:39,654
Technicolor Dreamcoat dream.

542
00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:41,906
‐ That's impossible.
Nobody traps Korvo in a dream.

543
00:21:41,906 --> 00:21:43,950
‐ Whose dream are we in, huh?
Wake up, wake up.

544
00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:45,410
‐ Stop that, cut it out!

545
00:21:45,410 --> 00:21:46,911
‐ You have to wake up.
‐ Don't touch me, Vanbo.

546
00:21:46,911 --> 00:21:47,829
Stop it.
‐ Wake up.

547
00:21:47,829 --> 00:21:49,414
‐ Wake up, Korvo, come on.
You can do it.

548
00:21:49,414 --> 00:21:50,957
‐ Stop sleeping, Korvo.
Wake up!

549
00:21:50,957 --> 00:21:52,625
‐ Damn it, wake up.
‐ I'm trying.

550
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,502
I'm trying!
‐ Wake up!

551
00:21:54,502 --> 00:21:56,880
‐ Oh, uh, how long have you guys
been on the Pretend‐O‐Deck?

552
00:21:58,047 --> 00:22:00,008
‐ Ha, I knew it.
None of that stuff happened.

553
00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:01,050
♪ Harry Potter theme song on whistle ♪

554
00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:03,928
What the? How does the Pupa
keep getting that Harry Potter whistle?

555
00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:05,972
I thought we locked it up.
‐ How does he keep getting that thing?

556
00:22:05,972 --> 00:22:07,891
‐ Don't everybody look at me.
‐ You obviously gave it to him.

557
00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:09,392
‐ I did not.
‐ Damn it, Terry.

558
00:22:09,392 --> 00:22:11,728
You've gotta stop raising false alarms
about the Pupa.

559
00:22:11,728 --> 00:22:13,813
You're making me gooble.
I'm‐I'm gooblering.

560
00:22:13,813 --> 00:22:15,690
‐ Uh, okay, all right.

561
00:22:15,690 --> 00:22:17,692
[Pupa squishing]

562
00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:22,030
‐ Weird, he's never done that before.
‐ Pupa, stop that.

563
00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:24,073
Do you think we should tell
Terry and Korvo?

564
00:22:24,073 --> 00:22:25,533
‐ No, they're already all wound up.

565
00:22:25,533 --> 00:22:28,036
‐ But what if he evolves
and kills all of us?

566
00:22:28,036 --> 00:22:30,038
‐ Yeah, right.
Like that'll ever happen.

567
00:22:30,663 --> 00:22:32,916
♪ dramatic music playing ♪

568
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,584
‐ See you next season, everyone.

569
00:22:36,085 --> 00:22:38,129
♪ dance music playing ♪

570
00:22:38,129 --> 00:22:40,381
♪

571
00:22:40,381 --> 00:22:41,966
KORVO [echoing]
Terry!

572
00:22:54,854 --> 00:22:56,564
Terry!

573
00:23:18,836 --> 00:23:20,547
Terry!

574
00:23:27,262 --> 00:23:28,805
Terry!

575
00:23:42,277 --> 00:23:45,446
‐ Hulu. Hulu. Hu‐lu.

576
00:23:50,285 --> 00:23:51,786
[imitating laser fire]