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We must hurry
The planet won't survive much longer
Are you sure about this
I'm afraid it's the only way
Krypton is about to die
But you
dear son
we'll live on
No
our boy will need a friend
Watch over us
son
All right
wake up buddy
It is walk a clock
Barry
I should let him sleep
OK
I love this
Alright
This is unpleasant for both of us
No no no no
Hmm
Yeah
I'm 5 more minutes
And I'm up
OK
well go for a walk
Ohg
You make me live whenever This one is praying to me and I got you.
Mr Misclick has finally been defeated
Turns out he just needed to say his name backwards from Metropolis
I'm Lois lane
I know you like these so I got you one from actual Perry
I don't know why I said it like that
and I got you one of these from 43rd St which is like a full three blocks out of my way during rush hour
Wow
that's like me flying to Mars
What you can fly
I always thought the Cape was just a cute accessory
Ohh so you think I'm cute
I said the Cape was cute
You think I'm cute
Are we looking faces right now
Because if we're looking faces I gotta get in on that
Ohh what do I have here
Crazy Bruce batch hop up and away
OK
where were we
Where is he Bruce retrieve
Hey those guys look fun
How about you go play with them
So I'll meet my own vomit and then
So I'll meet my own family
So I mean
I'm
I see you've retreated to your Batcave
but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice
And then I says if you don't want me rubbing my butt in the carpet
Get hardwood floors
Crazy verse has been retrieved
Do you know who this is
It's cropped out the Super dog OK
you can have my photograph
Listen
I'm afraid I gotta keep it to just one or I'll be signing all day
Now if you'll excuse me
I got to get this back to my boy
He doesn't want it
I'm sorry what missed outside underpants
He doesn't want the toy he's trying to get rid of you
that's Ridiculous
Superman and I are inseparable
I'm his ride or die
Oh yeah
where you are sleeping these days
I sleep in bed with soups except when Lois stays over then I have to move to my extra special spot on the floor
Brutal same thing happened to me
Nancy got a fiance and it was all over and that's French for bye bye dog
Yeah well you don't get soups like I get soups
I mean sure the guy dates but he will never love anyone except for more
You love...
Are you OK me
Yes
I'm fine
I am fine
I'm totally fine
Alright good talk
Found it out
This might sound crazy
but now that we're together
I think Crypto feels left out
Yeah
I guess I'm kind of his only friend that's sweet
but maybe he'd be happier if he had a new friend too
Good morning friends
So it begins like clockwork
Carl tried to flirt with Patty
Ohh is that new perfume
It's cat pee and have zero game giving this handsome canine just enough time to what you do in 8th I'm busting loose
PB sick of this whole cake situation
Oh my goodness
This is just like one wonder woman used her bracelets of
submission to escape Doctor Poison
Secret hideout
Good
OK
not exactly like this
What if the rescue lady catches you and locks you in the backroom
where they only listen to smooth jazz
Relax chip got my girl Merton running
Look out these papers
Don't miss a thing
If the rescue ladies coming
you'll know it
Perfect because I almost got myself out of the house
I think the rescue ladies coming
Thanks Martin
That's a that's a good catch
I'm rooting for you Ace
but don't you want to get adopted and feel the warm embrace of a middle-aged person who lives alone
Yeah
who will be your new best friend
You're my best friends
dummies and you're all coming with me to the farm I love when he talks about the farm
the farm upstate and untamed paradise where animals run free and they love and protect one another
And the lettuce grows on trees
No shelter
Lady watching our every move
Nope
it's a 100% animal farm that doesn't sound ominous at all
It's perfect
And when I get us all out of here
well
that's where we're going to go
The dog is right
He should seek his freedom
You see that Lulu gets it and he must destroy all who stand in his way
Wow
what I just took a turn you may kid yourself with your silly farm
But ah have the device for one day soon when the stars align
the device will bring me ultimate power and I will be more than free
Exactly Lulu whatever they tested on you in that lab left you a few Guineas short of a pig
That device is just a pile of garbage
you fear my brilliance receded to shadows
Receiving maintain high counter received
All right
I'll be right back with the surprise and I will remain here posing under my secret identity
Bark Kent
So what is new with you fellow normal dog
I bit the FedEx guy the other day
Ah
fine job
Who was he working for
General Zod
the Legion of Doom
FedEx
of course
The Federation of Ex's not to be trusted
What is taking my honor so long
So
Mr Kitt
you're looking for another pet
huh
Well
my dog's the best
but I've got this girlfriend and I'm going to ask her to marry me tonight
Congratulations
thanks
but he doesn't know that yet and I just think maybe he needs a friend of his own
Well then I think ace here would be the perfect
How do you feel about Guinea pigs
Come back for all of you guys after close
stay strong
There we go
Oh man
that hurt yes
And that hurt me as well due to the fact that I feel pain as any ordinary canine would
Anyway
I'm kind of in the middle of a prison break
so could you please
Prison break
Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities dog
I've never met
Heck are you talking about man
You the same dog that was literally just behind me
Impossible
That dog wore glasses
Now surrender
I don't wanna hurt you
OK so you want to take it there you wanna throw balls define and I should warn you I've won eight boxer and 7/8 Chihuahua
Chihuahuas are vicious takedown
Take a little bit of this camp out and I'll let you out
Here comes the Thunder
Ohh man I'm getting a stitch
Yeah I gotta take a knee
Oh, if I didn't get this stitch, I have you where I wanted you Banana.
hurry up
That's cold
man
Ohh aren't you a little ray of sunshine
Ripto
oh
you think you're so great
Don't you
Super Dog
you think you dookie don't stink
My dookie doesn't stink
Wait wait time out
Are you serious right now
Yep
it actually smells like sandalwood borderline aromatherapy
If I'm being honest
Well
You ain't normal man
Yeah
well at least I have an owner you can't own me
I'm a wild animal exactly
so let's get you back in the cage soups is probably missing me
Missing the dude tied you up to the stop sign and went into that shelter to buy you a new friend
so that you give him some space
Superman would never do that was literally happening
Right now
I'm just glad that that new friend ain't me easy Carl
Stop act like you don't know me
Nice try who deanie
You did say you'd come back for us
Adoption time one of us is going to get someone to snuggle with
Yeah
don't get your hopes up
They always pick the kid
Here you go
baby
Wow
first day being a rescue animal is easy and fun
Hey
you'll get him next time
yeah
Next time
I can't believe that shelter Punk said I wasn't normal
I'm a totally normal dog
And no way Superman was in there looking for a friend for me
I don't need a friend
Soups is my friend
My only friend is Superman
What's that
Someone is dragging a meteor toward the city
Thor
Hello gorgeous ohh how I have longed for you to enter my solar system
It's a rock that rock mercy is 100% orange kryptonite
Cryptonite game no
This is different
Green Cryptonite takes away Superman's powers
but Orange Kryptonite will give me superpowers
You know
like invisibility or laser eyes or or throwing playing cards really hard
I'm finally going to be stronger than that
Stupid you're not talking about me
are you
Yeah
I think he was talking about me too
That's awkward Superman
I'd expected you in that muddy yours much sooner
I'm gonna need you to let go of that meteor Lex gladly
Crypto fetch
hero
Good dog
let's put this thing back in space where it belongs
Ma'am
baby
Ohhh
Let's see if you can catch it now
You forgot one thing Lex
Unlike you
I have friends
Thanks for building your stupid evil headquarters on the river
Very convenient for the water guy
Man ohh great
these jabronis did somebody call tech support
Have you tried turning it off and on again
Thanks buddy buddy
No these people are work friends at best
Please fasten your safety belts
They are invisible
Yeah
none of this stuff is invisible
It's really more transparent
I like your laser thing
but it looks better and green
Yeah
That's what powers you engage
Best billion I ever spent
All I need is 1 little piece
Ohh bless your little heart
did you think you're gonna get to it first
Thank you
I know
you know
I am what I was always meant to become
Cool
Huh
What is this that I'm supposed to have superpowers
They're overrated
Good boy crypto
who's a good boy who's a good boy
Are you my super dog
Ohh you there OHS in the tongue
I miss my parents who threw that kryptonite back into space
Hello gorgeous ohh how I've longed for you to enter my solar system
You win this round
let us
Guys
What's going on
Nothing
PB
just the plan that you all called crazy turns out to be crazy good
You see
when I was back in the lab
there was this human
He was evil sadistic
Hot
And together we were two scientists searching for ultimate power
Of course there were missteps along the way
The Red Cryptonight made my hair fall out
Luckily
I had the bone structure to pull it off
Purple gave me uncomfortably vivid dreams
But the orange
We knew the orange would be different and we had a plan until Krypto
the Super Dog had to come and ruin it
Stupid name named after his planet
Ohh real create
You guys
What the heck are you doing
I'm freeing you from this horrible animal testing lab
No
this is my home and now this is your new home
You're welcome
They're the sweetest
I'd happily wench
So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel
Preparing
because I'd figured out something that even lacks could
Orange kryptonite doesn't work on people
It only works
On pets
Lily
are you OK
Oh
I'm more than OK pig I am what I was always meant to become
Lulu
hey what what take us with you
OK a shelter animals you know we we we got to stick together right
Solidarity oh he's not sorry I don't really have time in my life right now to take care of our pets
Lulu wait
do not leave us here
Don't worry
I'm sure someone wonderful will adopt you any day
Ohh
whiskers
of course I'm not a monster
Miss you love you have fun
Hold on peepee I'm gonna get that
I smell bacon
Why is my mouth watering
There's so much to unpack here guys
I'm small
What just happened
Though this we were just having against the Orange kryptonite gave me powers too
This is my origin story and my uncle didn't even have to die
Yeah
that's great
but it ain't looking too good for your old palace
right
Wonder Pig still working on the name is on it
Alright
Ohh
there's no
I should be a lot more dead right now
right
Oh my gosh
Yeah
the orange kryptonite gave you powers too
You're super strong and your tail is now made of fire
I'm sorry my what is who
Put my tail on material fact I got my tail back
He's it's fine see
You're in vulnerable and I can shrink myself down to the size of an
Still working out the kinks
I didn't see anything
You go get checked
I'll get merched
In your face lettuce on
Oh great
I'm the only one who didn't get any superpowers
Come on
let's get out of here
right
OK
I'm sorry
but I still can't see
Alright Thursday night TV night time for my favorite show with my bro in my tropos
and I can do better
Let me just sign that out
You should call me Iron Man
Now look at you all
Spiffy
pretty dressed up for the British Bake Off
But you know what
It makes sense
This is the season finale
Ohh you have a date
On Bake Off night
Oh hey
there little fella
Nah
Hey Lois ohh
Oh
listen buddy
I it is pie week
Your choice her or me
Bad dog
What did you just call me
That is way out of line fella
I mean if you work about this when I get home
I've missed you so much
You left Squeezy Bruce in the hallway again
Fine
I'll watch the crusts crisp
alone
bad owner
It's quite wet right underneath as well
slightly soggy bottom there
You know what you're doing
Kal El
son of Joel I am Lulu
daughter of cinnamon and you will kneel before me
Wait a minute
Aren't you the hamster
From the shelter
I am a Guinea pig and I said
Neil hey
Well looky looky what I got from the old lab
now crapped out
I think we can talk if we can't talk
You really should have made it harder to find you
Those glasses aren't fooling anyone's mustache
maybe
but not glasses
Why does this always happen on Day 9
You've reached the Justice League emergency line for Earth
One press
one for Earth
two Press
2 for Earth three
Ohh man
that looked like it hurt
I hope it did
Wow
look at you
Still trying plucky find them
Mama likes a good fight
You always bake for a reason
So you make it best you can and you make it with the love
Yeah
YouTube surrender I don't wanna hurt you no no no
A little advice
never tested Guinea pig uncle
I can't believe he really left with her
They're probably out there playing fetch together as I speak
Oh
he left me cheese
I'm come come on
I can't stay mad at the guy
Help
No Superman
But in the world
What have you done to him
I see someone found his medicine a tiny shout of green kryptonite
cleverly concealed in a hunk of Yale's burg
They always put it in the cheese
ohhh
You took me away from Lex
so now I'm taking Superman away from you
Ohh don't worry
this is only step one of my evil plan
There's more no
Must protect super cool
Superman
I have to fight
Yeah
Huh
Father
yes he does
I all girl
When you were just a puppy I recorded all my knowledge in your color
I know you've always helped me in the past and I could really use you
Yes eat as I log all we really need a skip intro button
Talk to me my son
What seems to be the problem Superman he's been captured
Hmm
I'm sorry
I know how close you are
Yeah
I mean
You were well
you just can't sit there feeling sad
You have to go rescue him
You're right
I'll save Superman and when I do he'll realize that I'm the only friend he ever needs
That's not exactly what but how am I supposed to be a hero when I don't have my powers
It's not superpowers that make you a hero crypto
That's not your problem
Then what is it
Your problem is you mate you
What do you mean me Father
Ha ha
that must be the final rodent
Don't worry Superman
I won't rest until I rescue you
Ohh this is very restful
yes
Ah
Whoops
we're gonna have to work on that
I never knew the stars could be this beautiful
and there's so many of them
Look there's one
There's another one
huh
Look there's one too
These stars are crap wait till we get to the farm yeah
everything's better at the fire
oh
Oh yeah
yeah about about the farm
See understanding this
There's always a a literal interpretation
and then and then a more
Where where is she
Wait
where is she
I'm sorry
I've I've never really run before
I usually up anyway
Are you OK
The fine
I'm fine
I was just hit by a car a little
Ah
you never forget your first time
Where do I know you from
I can't put my paw on it
Where is she
Oh so the powers I saw were yours
You hooligan's can help me
Hurry
there isn't much time we have to save Superman
Superman
Of course you're that Super dork who got me thrown back in the slammer
What was it
Creepo crisco
What's your name
No
it's crypto
the Super digger
Ohh well
it looks like we're both super now
You know
I still owe you a whooping
No
that was my good eye
Now wait
it was supposed to be a fair fight
but why didn't you block me with some freeze heat that was coming out your ears or something
Because I I don't know my power
What
Said I don't have my powers anymore
Did you you don't have your powers
Yeah
that's what's going on
you just trying to use us now because you can't handle it on your own
Look
I know these powers are new to you
but when one has an abundance of power
they have a certain duty to use that power to
Sorry you were saying something
I was making an inspiring hero speech
How much did you have to drink
I had two toilet bowls and a bidet Bidet 2 which is which is crazy
I didn't even know that was a thing
but it's like a dog water fountain you disgusting animal pack
Let's roll out
I'll see you never narc
Can't no my best friend is in danger and you have to help me
Sorry we got other planes
Good luck with your danger
We're going to the farm
Ohh yeah let us trace baby
Let us trees what's this farm called the farm upstate
That sounds made-up
Oh yeah
Well
how would you know I grew up on a farm in a town called Smallville
No
that sounds made-up
So which way is this so-called farm
Well
it's upstate so that that means it's it's up
obviously
OK
he's not telling you the truth
You lied about the farm
didn't you
Big Town look
I had to give them some hope
No one was ever gonna adopt us too
so I promised them it would be their new home
You know I'd be happy to take you and your friends to my farm
If you help me save Superman
Wait
is this black male
Are you blackmailing me
No
I'm just asking you for something which I will reward you for by not revealing damaging information
That is literally the definition of blackmail
Fine
we'll help you get your dumb owner back
Got yourself a super team
It's that one just say super team yay
Thanks
Terrifying villains
Deadly assassins
I have come to recruit you for siege of murderous savagery
My fellow furrier Guinea pigs I have sought you out because you are apex predators
gods amongst men
OK look pig to pig
I need your help because my owner has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle
Supported by the Justice League Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars
all destroy you all as my best friend and mentor
best friend and mentor
Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals
strikers island is the world's most inescapable prison
which is where you dorks come in
You see if I'm gonna get Lex out of that dump
I'm going to need an army
Actually
I think we just rather stay here
Yeah
I mean we get summers off all you can drink water
We even have Spanish class
Every mere colas
You have nothing until you've licked from the cold steel straw power
Not so fast
Lois Lane told us all about you
hamster hamster
A hamster is is a hacky sack
A hamster is a mouse that I too much for lunch
We are Guinea pigs and when we're through with you Buster
you'll know it
What's going on
That was your cue to attack
Ohh sorry I I was waiting for him to go for yeah
but if I went first your fire would melt my eyes
so maybe the the wing lady should go 1st
I have a name but then I'd set her wings on fire
And I don't think any of us want that.
Well you don't want ice on wings
Why they it clogs the feathers
Just get it
You
that was fun
Now that let's go free lex
This ends now sister
I have you in my lasso of truth
But you want the truth
The boots are a bit much
Is this really the best way to find Superman
Because to me this just seems gross
We need gross smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog
Next to licking any part of your body
I mean I lick myself all the time
Well
that explains the breath
You want to find Lulu arrest you
Captain here jail right
When I suggest you start sniffing
you know what they say
smell
The side of the nose
No one says that what I should check it
Uh-huh a portal drill right here
Someone threw a perfectly good pizza crust in that dumpster right there
And on that corner that corner right there
Oh no Dang a pigeon got a heartbroken
I could still smell the hurt
She was a heavy crier
It's a superpower that every dog possesses
even a whack
One like you
Back
ohhh
Hit her
Molho
it's walk o'clock what oh
what
Nothing OK does it sound like a super adorable nickname that you got for your walks with your owner
All right
Maybe this is when me and soups used to hang out
Every morning since I was a puppy
ah well
You might not have your Superman
but at least you have us a whole super team
The mighty oak squirrel verrine
Drewlo seriously drewlo and wait
Where's Sean wheels shell
What's happening
Sweet cheeks
Ah
I get it
The strong
silent type
Who needs words
Man
I wish I still had my powers
It would happen to them anyway
I ate some green kryptonite a Kryptonians only weakness
Why would you eat your weakness
Your dumb dumb it was in some cheese
a dog's only weakness
Well I ate a toy dinosaur once
If we're going off that
I'd say you probably got a solid two days until that thing passes
Well
unless it's a stegosaurus and then you just pray you guys look
you guys look
OK
Wonder Woman will stop her
God
it's no
Umm
That sounded like a bone breaking
Is that even how it works
I guess it's down to us who's ready to go save my best friend
You want us to fight her
She just took out the whole Justice League
And they all have opposable thumbs
Remember Me when I'm gone fabritio
Guys relax
we'll be fine
You see totally fine
Now let's hear all up
All right team
What are your stats like
My powers include heat vision
freeze breath and don't forget the solar paw punch
What is that
Is that like a juice box flavor or something
No
it's cryptos most powerful move
It requires him to fly directly to the sun and absorb its deadly radiation
turning himself into a dog shaped thermal energy event
Not even Superman himself has dried it because he doesn't have pause because it's not something you come back from
The punch causes a blast
which takes out not only the villain who gets hit with the blow
but the hero who throws it
Sounds like a terrible power that sound like a good juice box
so I would drink the juice box
OK
enough mayhem
Thank you
We gotta go
My goodness
ah
look
who's alive
Well
that's correct that the lower side
shall we
Deploy canine shield
What is a canine
Everybody
Excellent shielding that seemed incredibly painful
Anybody want to switch powers
You're a pig
OK
PB
think big
God
Squirrel light him up
Fine no no
no no
I can't
Of course you can
I mean what's the worst that could happen
I could hurt someone
or they could hurt me
Or maybe me freezing like this is the worst thing
Turtle use your speed and get them
Where am I
You guys are terrible superheroes
I don't understand why you're not getting this
Yeah
well
there's a lot that you don't understand about us
You're fool
Maybe if you paid attention to him
Oh
I'm paying attention
Hell 100% attention so thick and swollen
Risky move for a dog with no powers
Some would say heroic
I would say dumb
Where is Superman
I'm not telling classic evil
Exactly so proud
This is really about Lex Luthor
Don't you understand
He was testing on you
We were colleagues
We were scientists together
You were the Guinea pig
Your hair fell out and yeah
just like his dad
Lex needed me
That's more than I can say for your Superman
Superman needed me
He needs me
does he
Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get everything he needs from his
Fiat and say ohh
Oh no
you didn't know they were getting married
I really am sorry because this must be so painful to have to hear this from me
No
you're lying
Am I huh
Well then why did this little bobble fall out of his underoos the night I took him down
Look at it
that's fine
but the clarity is murky as heck
Face it
Wonder mutt
You're too late
Your boys getting hitched
And that means bye bye dog
But don't worry if Superman doesn't have room in his life for you anymore
I'm sure you can crash at the Hall of Justice
What
Wow Jay through that dog
Real fun
You know it's funny for a minute
I was worried when I saw that the Orange kryptonite gave you powers
but then I remembered you're you come on
let's go little
What did I tell you
Isn't this better than Spanish class
Perkasie
Yay Lois lane
Always nice to see you talk Lex
I know you're behind this
Impressive destruction
but not my work
Your name is literally on the monster
Looks like one of my little babies is all grown up
That's creepy
Phillip lacks what have you done with Superman
Wherever Superman is
it's got nothing to do with me or my company
Lex Corp international
Yeah yeah hey stop chewing on that battery
Bruce Wayne made a lot of money for that and then gave it to me as a present Vick
Can you override their defenses
Do anything while they got me stuck in airplane mode
All those protocols for an alien invasion
nothing for little furballs
These quadrupedal land maniacs(mameaks) have made a giant mistake messing with the King of Atlanta
who he hauled them said fish food
Ohh someone was hungry
Somebody's quote Team bad guy
Luckily Superman dog is on our team crypto
Of course Superman's dog
He makes out with
he'll save us no
He doesn't have his powers
But those other animals do
Yeah about that
He's not the greatest with other animals
he better get it together soon or those ferrets are gonna take over the world
Is he OK
Looks like he's still breathing
Yep
he's alive
Hey up dog
I'm
You bet on if I was alive
Nope
I bet on
If you were dead
I bet you were horribly maimed
right
What a fun game
So what a what is this place anyway
There's some type of fancy DMV
Are you kidding
It's the Hall of justice
This is where the Justice League hangs out
I bet they're all super tight buds
and they like trying each other's clothes
And then they eat
like
really fun snacks
And then they probably just tell each other everything
Yeah
Everything
He seems sad and defeated
so it is a DMV
I maybe one of us should go talk to him
not it ace
You always know what to say
Watch out for the invisible jet
I just want to be alone
Is the best place to watch the sunset and be alone
Why don't you go someplace uglier
That don't you wanna save your Superman
Of course I do
He's my best friend
At least I thought he was
Things are changing so fast he didn't even tell me he was getting married
That's what got your leash all twisted
huh
How long
People are complicated
How would you know
Now forget it
Oh
you had an owner
Right
that's your business
I am not going to cry
Was he nice
yeah
They
My owner was a family
We all come from somewhere
even when you know where Mom
A dad and her
You looking down on me
And I can tell you that's what friends do
Life can be a long way filled with good and bad days
walls and make you feel safe
But they'll blow
love you
You didn't hold on me
And I'm going down on you
But friends
You'll see
When your heart feels hollow
that only means that
The tree my dear friend dream
So shut it
reach and smile through the sorrow
You'll be the brightest life this world has ever seen
Ace what you did for that little girl
Yeah
it was nothing
As they would any dog would do and they just gave you away
I don't blame them
They were just protecting their kid
but you saved her and I'd do it again
Worst day of my life
but I wouldn't change a thing about it
Why not
How will you love somebody
And I mean you really love them
You gotta be willing to do anything for him
Even that means letting them go
Even if it hurts
Especially then
You know what they say about dogs
don't you
Never feed us chocolate
We love unconditionally
Excuse me
Sir
Ah
I am really bad at this
That's just because you're still learning your powers
Every hero struggles like this until they have their training montage
They're going to need a longer montage
Those guys
Well
they suck visibly
Yes
I I can agree with you there
but they're stronger than you think
PB just needs to love herself as much as she loves everyone else
Chip needs to feel safe and murdered
Merton needs leafy greens
You really know them
huh
It's called listening
You learn a lot about someone when you're locked up with them forever
Wait a minute
Lulu was in the shelter with you too
What did you learn about her
All that Guinea pig ever talked about was world domination
and some bald dude with nice hands
Lex
Of course
Strikers island
She must be going there to spring him
not if we get there first
Come on
watch out for the yeah Invisible jet
Yep
maybe put up a sign or rope it off
Maybe some cones
Intruders
They are so cute
That's my brother
This is it
Finally
the two great minds of our generation back together
your pet is coming for you
Lexie
Gosh cheese and crackers
Oh my gosh
Wonder Woman hit that like right where I'm sitting
Actually
I feel like I am her because I'm just like in her stance
I'm in her seat and there's a peanut wedge in the crack of the seat
I know I'm eating her peanut
More importantly
give don't fly play
Of course I can fly
This can fly
It'll be just like riding a bike
Do you know how to ride a bike
No
I know how to fly
Relax
we'll be fine
Just saying that we're never mind fine
Who shot us down Wonder Woman's invisible jet is invisible
It's really more transparent
Whispers out of the way Cat child
We have to get the strikers
Sorry I can't do that
Lulu save my life I must take yours goodbye
Bloody daddy daddy
In here
OK
everybody stay quiet
Ohh what
oh I'm gonna Nope never mind
No. Wait. Never mind. Never mind.
What's happening handsome
Come on
we're both grown-ups
Don't leave me hanging
OK
She's going to see us
PB
I'm gonna need you to get a little smaller
I know I just can't control it
Even with powers
I'm nothing like Wonder Woman
Uh
PB
there's something you should know about
Wonder Woman praise be her name
Diana is fiercely independent
completely her own woman
and if you really want to be like her
you'll be yourself
OHS
I'm gonna rip you limb from limb
OK
chip time to light that Kitty up
but what if the demonic laser got to the bowlers man or all of us
Or she only spares me and I forever carried the guilt of survival ship
We all go to dark places
I thought about throwing Lois Lane in the ocean
but you can't spend the rest of your life stuck in your own head
You're right
it is really scary in here
OK
you can do this chip
Get out of your head
Alright
let's get to the bottom of mountain
It all started in Central City 1854
I'm just a sweet little purple baby
but you play with me
I had a whole period in the 60s where I was basically a full time alchemist
We don't have time here
Try these
Whoa
None of you are turtles
They fixed explain so much
Super Pets come out to play
That monster is lucky
I don't have my heat vision
Good thing you've got something better
What's that us
you idiot
OK pack
I have a plan
See you in half
What's the matter
Cat got your tongue
Sound
No
Boom boom boom
here I go missus fast pants
How
Hmm
Hello
Meow Meow bye bye
Yeah
Ohh
I said eight more lives
Come on
How fun was that
A missile was shot into my chest
That's one way to put it
There's no other way to put it
A missile was just shot into my shot
The threat was neutered thanks to crypto and friends
Sources say it's amazing
Yes
humanity is saved
No
we we made friends
If you all had pets
you'd understand
You know I had a cheetah once
but she ate my landlord and tore up my couch
Man
I love that couch on the planet
Oh
I thought I had a pet raccoon
Well
he thought we were dating all the creatures of the sea
My friends
except for that one heel
Who knows what he did
Yeah
I'm not really an animal guy
Ah
are you allergic or as a child
I fell into a well filled with bats
I can still hear the screams as their dark wings
Slapped around me
scratching my chubby
childish flesh
I'm tormented every waking moment
I really think a pet would be good for you
I got Lulu sent she's this way well
Look at you being a dog
Also
the prisoners had egg salad for lunch and down that hall
Oh Dang
I think a robot guard got his heart broken
The lore is
I'll admit sometimes it could be a little too specific
I'm here
We're finally reunited
Ah
the student returns to the teacher
Oh good
You're marmet baby shut it
I'm his favorite henchman
not you
You piece of
Now I have a present for you
It's not here
but I have pictures of it
Loser
loser
Look at other dumb outfits
My evil plan to take out the Justice League
You really did study ohh and wait until you see this
OK
I don't know how that got in there
No one wants that right
Well
clearly I've been hacked
OK
let's get you out of here
Oh
I can't believe this is finally happening
I can't believe this is actually happening
This ends now rodent
You were just defeated by
Let me remember it the League of Super Pets bring bring hello
who's the Lego super Pets give it up
Lulu
You idiots
you're actually getting the hang of this
I'm toast
I'm a goner
Not
No
One more step
and the puppy gets it
Unless your friends walk into those cells over there Ace attack
I'll be fine
You'll be a pancake
OK
I'm going to count to three, and I'll start at two because I'm evil
Two. All right
Lulu
you win no
Don't listen to her
What choice do we have
Oh I didn't know they were gonna be so sad
He doesn't want to go in the garage
but he has to to save the other one
Everyone is upset
The dogs are set the turtle set and the squirrel
Said
OK
now then where was I
Let me look at you
My pet no legs
The world
Leeds
his love
3
It's the only thing
That there's just
Lex
what are you doing
We were team like we were trying just together no Lex
What are you doing
I mean come on
you didn't expect me to share credit with a rodent
did you
Oh well
better events now
Guinea pig is sad
Lulu
I know you're hurting but join our pack
hold up wait for real she left us to die in a fire
Remember? Yeah? But if we work together, we can get out of here and save Superman.
You truly love him
Of course I do
You're a fool
He'll only break your heart
Luckily I'm going to do you a favour and destroy him before he gets the chance
What are you talking about
Oh
did I forget to mention my evil plans
Grand finale in 28 minutes the entire Justice League is gonna go kaboo
If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours.
No
I won't let you hurt him
Just one question
How are you going to stop me when you're trapped in a cage
You're trapped too
Genius
yes
I know
But just like at the shelter
I always have an exit strategy
Hey girl Dish Queen
how'd it go with legs
Hmm OK I feel like I can see this now I never liked him Lex will pay for what he's done
I never liked him. Lex will pay for what he's done.
Right alongside the Justice League
You won't get away with this
I say this with love
you are all losers
You've always been losers and you'll continue to be losers until the end of your loser lives
Ohh in crypto
I'll be sure to say goodbye to Superman for you
Well
well
If it isn't the Justice League captured by me entirely on my own
they're getting picked at literally everything
Yes
got to admit doesn't feel great
but it's all worth it because you chumps are going down for good
It's no use
These cells were designed to keep anyone with powers from escaping
You'd have to be as strong as Superman to get out
Well
we can't just give up
There's a difference between giving up and knowing when it's over
No way not for superheroes
I'm not a superhero
I'm not even a good dog
When I was a puppy
I promised I'd watch over Superman and I failed all because I was jealous of Lois
Oh, wouldn't be
Have you seen those bangs
bangs
Superman was my only friend and I was afraid to lose that
But you can't blame yourself
I'm the only one to blame
If I really was his friend
I'd have been there for him no matter what
My father was right
My problem is me
I'm sorry now man
you're good
You're just finally being real with yourself
You can't have justice without truth
Thanks
ace
But it's too late
Are you sure about that burrito
What do you mean you're flying what
My powers
I'm back
the kryptonite has left the dog that does smell like sandalwood
No
Alright
time to save the Justice League
Let's crack some skulls
No
you've done enough
Say what now
I started this with one best friend to save and now I have four more
Ohh he means us
I can't let you keep risking your lives for my mistake
But don't worry when this is over
I'm still taking you all to that farm
Pop up
You believe that dog has an emotional breakthrough
gets his powers back and then bounces
I thought it was sweet me too
A medium on it
you know if I'm honest
Time for the death of Superman
I'm not so sure about that
No this guy again
The
And you asked words
I love saying that
Any last words
Ohh it is fun
You like my little joke
locking you up in this cell
That was funny
right
Right
No
come on
it's me Alex
no
hey
what come on
Yeah
I don't get paid enough for this
no
Lock the gate
You know
I can't wait that long
Let's do it now
I want to do it now
Are you sure about this
I mean the kidnapping we could get behind
We like the kidnapping
but if you do this
they'll die
That's the point of what did you think we were doing
Mark Keith suffer
Stand down
OK crypto
you are definitely stalking me now
I'm like creeped out
Yeah
Fire over there
You mean toward the murder rodent
Where is Superman
You're too late
I'm sending him back to the place from whence he came from
Ohhh
What's going on
Yeah
yeah
Funny story
I turned my office into a rocket ship
All billionaires have them
It's true
Crypto
there's a bomb on the rocket
when it leaves Earth's atmosphere
Will implode
Ohio
Which is coughing go
I'm coming for you
Superman
Not so fast
Who gets to live Dougie
the man you love
the woman he does
You can't save them both on your own
What is this paw patrol
And I told you guys to stay put
When did we ever listen to you
Boo
I'm bored
Let's get to the fiery crash
You say Superman from a rocket
I trust you
OK
but from a rocket though
Come on y'all
because this pig right here is about to go
Yeah
That thing took our Superman
She's going down
Mom
It's over hamster
I have serious just a dollar store
After the chipmunk with nothing interesting going on fur watch
You have kid
Open it like a can of tuna
Or
well
I listened for you
Man
I hate being invulnerable
He was on this is gonna hurt tomorrow
Why can't I have been stretch here like God in the magic hammer or something
Hello
Face it's over
You're Superman is no more
and now his precious little dog is about to
What
what is it
Do I something on my face
Do I have a pimple
Is it wet
Is it ready
Should I pop it
Hey guys
big fan
You all see the giant pig too
right
No
How did they
You forgot one thing Lulu unlike you
I have friends
You're right
you do have friends
But not for long
Hello
No
you'll be far Lulu
Ohh
come on
I said no
Try to keep up turtle OK
Creature follow my lead
Batman works alone
Except for Robin and Alfred
Commissioner Gordon
Go into my half roll
One man
Get it girl
My IT crew
whoever Morgan Freeman played now
what the heck
Yeah
Watch as they destroy everyone you care for
And there's nothing in the world you can do to stop me.
You're right Lulu
there's nothing I could do in this world to stop you
when you talking about man and why was your syntax so highly structured in that sentence
keep an eye on soups for me
Where is he going
No
not the solar power punch
The juice box thing
but that'll kill him kriftel
No
You were right ace
I am if you give me short of the pig
Ohg
he loves somebody and I mean you really love them
You have to be willing to do anything for them
Even if it hurts
Especially that
Ohh
man
this sucks
Being a canine shield
I think my teeth are still glowing
You saved my life
man
Hey
well you were in the middle of saving hours
You know what they say about dogs
So something did get through that Super skull of yours
Don't make me take it back
Bum bum bum bye
What what have you done to me
I mean hot dog water and dog
Yeah
Oh
thank goodness you're OK
I'm happy for you buddy
No crypto rescued me
I know the feeling
He rescued me a long time ago
He's a good dog
Come here boy
Hey
I'm sorry crypto
You know you'll always be my best friend and nothing can ever change that
Yeah
One more thing
Ohh wow
look at that
I did have this whole thing planned but ohh no please
This is exactly how I always pictured at giant evil Guinea pig
This is this is what was on my vision board
Really you want to keep going
Yes
I would thank you
Lois Joanne Lane make me the happiest Superman in the universe
Will you Ok
Prenup
what
Squeeze it Bruce
that better be a licensed toy
or I will freak out
Hi
Hey
don't worry
I got you
OK
what's happening
Wow
this is so weird
So beautiful high fiving
so slow and we're both really fast
huh
Princess Diana of Themyscira
I humbly present myself super hog
Still brainstorming
do you
You will be a mighty warrior and cuddle buddy
Well
with me no one cares about the water guy
This water guy does
Hey
my name's Keith
Ohio Little Piggy kisses
hey Smokey you looking a little burnt out need a life
Ohh look at me no
I'm mark and your name
So
You are a dog
I am the Batman
Sorry
I'm not really great with animals
Yeah
I'm I'm not really great with people
probably because of my traumatic puppyhood that's a child
My family was taken from me as a puppy
I was taken from my family so I feel myself
I emotions always in check
No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses
Yeah
what the heck
Good boy
OK
the Batman loves you too
Oh hey
pops yes
Eat his eye dog it never eat chocolate that dog in the mirror is used
Airworks suck
tell GAIL I said hey
looks like you worked everything out with Superman
Thanks to your advice
I made some new friends too, and now I've got to bring them to Smallville.
I promised them that it would be their new
Oh oh
Hey Chip
tonight how's it going with Jessica
We're getting pretty close as person and pet
She even put a ring on it
Nice costume game PB
Thanks even has magnets
How long is this gonna take
I got a hot date with two firemen's helmets
Spoiler alert
they're twins
Baby
You're late
sorry me and The Dark Knight
We're playing a little bit of thick
Have you met Superman
So disrespectful
you all started it
so what's the mission
We can't answer that
OK
our Intel indicates a dog has been mutated
This could be dangerous
We have to stop him tighten your collars
We've got work to do
All the FedEx guy
Hey
I know that dog
he's giant in blue and about to crush us can't crush what we have
Say goodbye back come on
Come on
can't crush what we have
Super pets activate
He says I'm restless
work days are endless
Look how you made me made me
Hello
faster we play in your
laughter, disaster. Cause now you're so far away, I'm down, feeling like a face in the crowd.
I'm waiting for you there
I feel
If you want to
Do you
How is it in London
Very well
I'm wondering
Follow up and see you again
Ohio
Could be the one that I love
Now standing here
hoping they get to you
Can't sleep
You can be on it
Standing here hoping this day
Hello
Excuse me
it's me are are any adorable animals going through
Let me out
Maybe a cat
How about a cat
No
I always knew this is how it would end for me
Ohh let's you hi
let's be honest
the two of us are the real brains behind this operation
Forget Lex
we should team up
So what do you say you want to come live in a studio apartment
Like with you like pet owner situation
Let me think yes
Yes
the answer is yes
So just something to know about me
I'm passionate about world domination and my nails need to be trimmed twice a month