1 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:11,097 [slow instrumental music playing] 2 00:00:49,657 --> 00:00:53,966 [puppy whining] 3 00:00:59,754 --> 00:01:01,104 [barking] 4 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:07,893 [baby cooing] 5 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:10,374 [barks] 6 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:15,727 [baby squeals, laughing] 7 00:01:18,947 --> 00:01:20,166 [gasps] 8 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,167 [giggles] 9 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,737 -[puppy whimpering] -[Jor-El] We must hurry. 10 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:28,827 The planet won't survive much longer. 11 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:30,611 [Lara] Are you sure about this? 12 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:32,396 [Jor-El] I'm afraid it's the only way. 13 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,007 [stirring music playing] 14 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,841 [rumbling] 15 00:01:42,884 --> 00:01:44,930 Krypton is about to die. 16 00:01:44,973 --> 00:01:46,366 [whines] 17 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:50,065 But you, dear son, will live on. 18 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:52,546 [whining] 19 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:57,421 -[baby crying] -[barking] 20 00:01:57,464 --> 00:01:59,074 [Jor-El] Krypto, no! 21 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:00,250 [whining] 22 00:02:00,293 --> 00:02:01,425 [barks] 23 00:02:01,468 --> 00:02:02,774 [sniffing] 24 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,170 [barks] 25 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,960 Oh! Krypto! 26 00:02:19,921 --> 00:02:21,140 [laughing] 27 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:22,272 No. 28 00:02:22,315 --> 00:02:24,839 Our boy will need a friend. 29 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,450 Watch over our son. 30 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:35,546 [dramatic music playing] 31 00:02:46,034 --> 00:02:47,688 [rumbling] 32 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,350 [Krypto whimpering] 33 00:03:10,058 --> 00:03:12,235 [sentimental music playing] 34 00:03:12,278 --> 00:03:15,847 [crying] 35 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:23,507 [crying stops] 36 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:28,076 [baby cooing] 37 00:03:33,299 --> 00:03:35,562 [snoring] 38 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:41,002 [barks] 39 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:42,308 -[mischievous music playing] -[Clark continues snoring] 40 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,092 [whines] 41 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:47,226 All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk-o'clock. 42 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,445 [objects clattering] 43 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:52,753 Maybe I should let him sleep? 44 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:54,320 Okay, I let him sleep. 45 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,279 -[Krypto yawning] -[Clark continues snoring] 46 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,283 [Krypto] All right. 47 00:04:05,331 --> 00:04:07,681 [snoring loudly] 48 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:09,117 -[thumps] -[muffled snoring] 49 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,903 This is unpleasant for both of us. 50 00:04:11,946 --> 00:04:14,122 -[barks] -[Clark] No. No, no. No, no. 51 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:17,561 [whines] 52 00:04:18,431 --> 00:04:19,519 Hmm. 53 00:04:22,609 --> 00:04:24,132 [Clark mumbling] 54 00:04:25,351 --> 00:04:27,266 Five more... Five more minutes. 55 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,355 -[thuds] -[mischievous music stops] 56 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:30,922 And I'm up. 57 00:04:30,965 --> 00:04:32,619 Okay, Krypto. 58 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:35,318 -We'll go for a walk. -[barking] 59 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,626 ["You're My Best Friend" by Queen playing] 60 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,411 [panting] 61 00:04:42,977 --> 00:04:46,590 [yawning] Whoa! 62 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:52,160 ♪ Ooh you make me live 63 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:56,251 ♪ Whatever this world can give to me ♪ 64 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:59,907 ♪ It's you you're all I see 65 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:01,082 [barking] 66 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:03,346 ♪ Ooh you make me live 67 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:08,176 -[siren blaring] -♪ You're the best friend 68 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,570 ♪ That I ever had 69 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:13,704 -[robbers laughing] -♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪ 70 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:18,099 ♪ You're my sunshine and I want you to know ♪ 71 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:20,537 -[both] Huh? -[groans] 72 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:24,192 ♪ ...I really love you 73 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:26,847 -[growling] -♪ Oh you're my best friend 74 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:35,639 ♪ Ooh you make me live 75 00:05:35,682 --> 00:05:39,033 ♪ Whenever this world is cruel to me ♪ 76 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:42,341 ♪ I got you to help me forgive ♪ 77 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,431 ♪ Ooh you make me live 78 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:47,085 [all gasp] 79 00:05:48,303 --> 00:05:49,392 [all sigh in relief] 80 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:51,959 [all gasp] 81 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,483 ♪ ...that I ever had 82 00:05:53,526 --> 00:05:56,747 ♪ You know I'll never be lonely ♪ 83 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,749 -♪ You're my only one -[barks] 84 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,186 ♪ And I love the things 85 00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:06,234 ♪ I really love the things that you do ♪ 86 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:08,411 [barks, whines] 87 00:06:08,454 --> 00:06:10,369 ♪ Oh you're my best friend 88 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,545 [reporter] Mister Mxyzptlk has finally been defeated. 89 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:15,896 Turns out, he just needed to say his name backwards. 90 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,768 From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane. 91 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:18,769 [Superman] Hey, Lois. 92 00:06:21,467 --> 00:06:22,642 I know you like these, 93 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:25,428 so I got you one from actual Paris. 94 00:06:25,471 --> 00:06:26,690 -[chuckles] -[romantic music playing] 95 00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:28,343 I don't know why I said it like that. 96 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:31,477 And I got you one of these from 43rd Street. 97 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:34,175 Which is, like, a full three blocks out of my way. 98 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,438 During rush hour? 99 00:06:35,481 --> 00:06:37,309 Wow, that's like me flying to Mars. 100 00:06:37,352 --> 00:06:39,006 [Lois] What? You can fly? 101 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,487 I always thought the cape was just a cute accessory. 102 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:44,534 Oh! So you think I'm cute. 103 00:06:44,577 --> 00:06:46,492 I said the cape was cute. 104 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,407 [sighs] You think I'm cute. 105 00:06:50,365 --> 00:06:52,019 Are we lickin' faces right now? 106 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:54,021 Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on... 107 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:56,241 -[barking] -[romantic music stops] 108 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:58,330 Oh, what do I have here? 109 00:06:58,373 --> 00:06:59,462 -[toy squeaking] -[gasps] 110 00:06:59,505 --> 00:07:00,680 Squeezy Bruce! 111 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:01,812 -Fetch! -[barks] 112 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,641 Pup, up and away! 113 00:07:04,684 --> 00:07:07,513 [laughs] Okay, where were we? 114 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,907 [Krypto] Squeezy Bruce retrieved. 115 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:11,517 Hey, those guys look fun. 116 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:12,866 How about you go play with them? 117 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:15,086 [amusing music playing] 118 00:07:15,129 --> 00:07:17,131 So I'm eating my own vomit, and then the-- 119 00:07:18,132 --> 00:07:19,264 So, I'm eating my own-- 120 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:21,222 So I'm-- 121 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:22,093 I'm-- 122 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:26,358 I see you've retreated to your Batcave, 123 00:07:26,401 --> 00:07:29,361 but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice. 124 00:07:32,973 --> 00:07:34,279 Hmm. 125 00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:35,541 And then I says, "If you don't want me 126 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:36,629 rubbing my butt in the carpet, 127 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,022 get hardwood floors." 128 00:07:38,065 --> 00:07:39,545 [crashing] 129 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:40,807 [Krypto] Squeezy Bruce has been retrieved. 130 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:42,548 Wait, do you know who this is? 131 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:44,855 It's Krypto the Superdog. 132 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,161 Okay. [chuckles] You can have my pawtograph. 133 00:07:48,249 --> 00:07:49,642 [mud squelches] 134 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:54,168 Listen, I'm afraid I gotta keep it to just one, 135 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:55,605 or I'll be signing all day. 136 00:07:55,648 --> 00:07:56,910 Now, if you'll excuse me, 137 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:59,304 I gotta get this back to my boy. 138 00:07:59,347 --> 00:08:01,567 -[Foofy] He doesn't want it. -[Krypto] I'm sorry, what? 139 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:03,351 Mr. Outside-Underpants. 140 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:04,657 He doesn't want the toy. 141 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,267 He's trying to get rid of ya. 142 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,443 What? That's ridiculous. 143 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:10,663 Superman and I are inseparable. 144 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,360 I'm his ride or die. 145 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:13,666 Oh, yeah? 146 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,581 Where you, uh, sleeping these days? 147 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,801 I sleep in bed with Supes. 148 00:08:17,844 --> 00:08:20,064 Except when Lois stays over, then I have to move to my 149 00:08:20,107 --> 00:08:22,109 extra special spot on the floor. 150 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,371 [amusing music stops] 151 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:24,808 Brutal. 152 00:08:24,851 --> 00:08:26,592 Same thing happened to me. 153 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,334 Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over. 154 00:08:29,377 --> 00:08:31,597 That's French for "Bye-bye, dog." 155 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:34,034 Yeah, well, you don't get Supes like I get Supes. 156 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,732 I mean, sure, the guy dates, 157 00:08:35,775 --> 00:08:37,951 but he will never love anyone except for... [gasps] 158 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:42,565 [in slow motion] I love you. 159 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:45,785 [ominous music playing] 160 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,275 [breathing heavily] 161 00:08:57,318 --> 00:08:58,493 [whimpering] 162 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,461 [ominous music fades] 163 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,638 Um, are you okay? 164 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,772 Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine. 165 00:09:15,815 --> 00:09:18,905 I am fine. I'm totally... 166 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,429 Fine? 167 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:22,953 All right, good talk. Pound it out. 168 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,258 [screams] 169 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:35,139 This might sound crazy, but now that we're together, 170 00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:38,272 I think Krypto feels left out? 171 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,709 [Krypto whines] 172 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:45,671 Yeah. I guess I'm, kind of, his only friend. 173 00:09:46,454 --> 00:09:48,065 That's sweet. 174 00:09:48,108 --> 00:09:51,372 But maybe he'd be happier if he had a new friend, too. 175 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,986 [upbeat music playing] 176 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,904 Good morning, friends. 177 00:10:00,947 --> 00:10:02,645 [panting] 178 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,299 So it begins. 179 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:07,867 Like clockwork, Carl will try to flirt with Patty. 180 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,695 Ooh! Is that new perfume? 181 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:10,740 It's cat pee. 182 00:10:10,783 --> 00:10:12,480 And have zero game. 183 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,874 Giving this handsome canine just enough time to-- 184 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,267 What you doin', Ace? 185 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:17,703 I'm bustin' loose, PB. 186 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,444 Sick of this whole cage situation. 187 00:10:19,487 --> 00:10:20,750 Oh, my goddess. 188 00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:21,968 This is just like when Wonder Woman 189 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,404 used her Bracelets of Submission 190 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,624 to escape Doctor Poison's secret hideout. 191 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,147 [grunting] Like... this! 192 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,673 Okay. Not exactly like this. 193 00:10:30,716 --> 00:10:33,066 What if the rescue lady catches you? 194 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,938 And locks you in the back room? 195 00:10:34,981 --> 00:10:37,636 Where they only listen to smooth jazz. 196 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:41,509 Relax, Chip. I got my girl, Merton, running lookout. 197 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,382 These peepers don't miss a thing. 198 00:10:44,425 --> 00:10:47,298 If the rescue lady's coming, you'll know it. 199 00:10:47,341 --> 00:10:51,737 Perfect. Because I almost got myself out of the-- 200 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,086 [Patty] Nope. 201 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,480 [Merton] I think the rescue lady's coming! 202 00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:56,786 Thanks, Merton. 203 00:10:56,829 --> 00:10:58,962 That's a... that's a good catch. 204 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:00,180 I'm rooting for you, Ace. 205 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,965 But don't you wanna get adopted 206 00:11:02,008 --> 00:11:03,575 and feel the warm embrace 207 00:11:03,618 --> 00:11:05,751 of a middle-aged person who lives alone? 208 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:08,014 Yeah. Who will be your new best friend. 209 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,495 You're my best friends, dummies. 210 00:11:10,538 --> 00:11:13,367 And you're all coming with me to the farm. 211 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:16,283 [gasps] I love when he talks about the farm! 212 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:18,242 -The farm upstate. -[uplifting music playing] 213 00:11:18,285 --> 00:11:21,419 An untamed paradise where animals run free 214 00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:23,638 and they love and protect one another. 215 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,858 And the lettuce grows on trees. 216 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,468 [Merton gasps] 217 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,644 No shelter lady watching our every move. Nope. 218 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:32,865 It's a 100% animal farm. 219 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,649 That doesn't sound ominous at all. 220 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,086 It's perfect. 221 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,652 And when I get us all outta here, 222 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,350 well, that's where we're gonna go. 223 00:11:39,393 --> 00:11:41,569 -[animal] The dog is right. -[uplifting music fades] 224 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,876 He should seek his freedom. 225 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,660 You see that? Lulu gets it. 226 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:47,271 And he must destroy 227 00:11:47,314 --> 00:11:50,230 -all who stand in his way! -[sinister music playing] 228 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,711 Wow. Well, that just took a turn. 229 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,409 You may kid yourself with your silly farm, 230 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:59,152 but I have the device! 231 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:02,329 For, one day soon, when the stars align, 232 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,550 the device will bring me ultimate power 233 00:12:05,593 --> 00:12:06,725 and I will be more than free! 234 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,988 [all] "Will be more than free!" 235 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,598 -Exactly. -[sinister music stops] 236 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,426 Lulu, whatever they tested on you in that lab, 237 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,472 left you a few guineas short of a pig. 238 00:12:14,515 --> 00:12:17,475 That device is just a pile of garbage. 239 00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:19,172 You fear my brilliance. [scoffs] 240 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,434 Recede into shadows. 241 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:21,653 Recede into shadows. 242 00:12:21,696 --> 00:12:22,872 Maintain eye contact. 243 00:12:22,915 --> 00:12:25,352 Recede into shadows. 244 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,614 [Clark] All right, boy, 245 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,573 I'll be right back with a surprise. 246 00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:30,314 And I will remain here, 247 00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:33,012 posing under my secret identity. 248 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,014 [whimsical music playing] 249 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,799 Bark Kent. 250 00:12:36,842 --> 00:12:40,324 So, what is new with you, fellow normal dog? 251 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:45,503 Uh, I bit the FedEx guy the other day. 252 00:12:45,546 --> 00:12:46,939 Ah, fine job. 253 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,245 Who was he working for? 254 00:12:48,288 --> 00:12:50,160 General Zod? The Legion of Doom? 255 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,466 FedEx. 256 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:55,165 Of course! The federation of exes. 257 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,949 Not to be trusted. 258 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,472 [bird cawing] 259 00:13:02,128 --> 00:13:03,913 [scatting nervously] 260 00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:07,177 What is taking my owner so long? 261 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,962 So, Mr. Kent, you're looking for another pet, huh? 262 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,095 Well, my dog's the best. [chuckles] 263 00:13:12,138 --> 00:13:14,837 But I've got this girlfriend. [chuckles] 264 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,404 And I'm gonna ask her to marry me tonight. 265 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,145 -Aw! -[gags] 266 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:20,930 -Congratulations. -Thanks! 267 00:13:20,973 --> 00:13:23,671 But he doesn't know that yet, 268 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:26,674 and I just think maybe he needs a friend of his own. 269 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,938 Well, then I think Ace here would be the perfect-- 270 00:13:28,981 --> 00:13:30,287 [gasps] 271 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:31,549 How do you feel about guinea pigs? 272 00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:33,159 [adventurous music playing] 273 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,857 I'll come back for all of you guys after closing. 274 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:35,988 Stay strong. 275 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,990 [grunting] 276 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,078 There we go. 277 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:48,044 -[screeching] -[metallic clang] 278 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,699 [Ace groans] 279 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,745 Oh, man, that hurt. 280 00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:56,182 Yes. And that hurt me as well. 281 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,141 Due to the fact that I feel pain 282 00:13:58,184 --> 00:14:00,317 as any ordinary canine would. 283 00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:04,451 [amusing music playing] 284 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,932 Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm kind of in the middle of a prison break, 285 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,151 so could you please...? 286 00:14:08,194 --> 00:14:09,239 Prison break? 287 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,330 Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities, 288 00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:14,766 dog I've never met. 289 00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:16,463 The heck are you talking about, man? 290 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:17,812 You the same dog 291 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,118 that was literally just behind me. 292 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:22,078 Impossible. That dog wore glasses. 293 00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:24,341 Now surrender, I don't want to hurt you. 294 00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:26,038 Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there. 295 00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,605 You wanna throw paws, then fine. 296 00:14:27,648 --> 00:14:29,389 But I should warn you, I'm one-eighth Boxer. 297 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,477 [amusing music stops] 298 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,175 And seven-eighths Chihuahua. 299 00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:33,611 Chihuahuas are vicious. 300 00:14:33,654 --> 00:14:35,178 Take that. Take a little bit of this. 301 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,006 [grunts] Tap out, and I'll let you out. 302 00:14:37,049 --> 00:14:38,007 -[yawns, smacks lips] -Here come the thunder! 303 00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,922 You're gonna get it! Ahhh! 304 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:43,099 Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch. Yeah, I gotta take a knee. 305 00:14:43,142 --> 00:14:44,404 Oh, if I didn't get this stitch, 306 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,232 I had you where I wanted you. 307 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,669 [gasping] Banana! Get me... Get me a banana! Hurry up! 308 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,845 [grunts] 309 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,195 That's cold, man. 310 00:14:52,238 --> 00:14:55,546 Aw! Aren't you a little ray of sunshine? 311 00:14:58,070 --> 00:14:59,550 -[dog barking] -What? 312 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,122 Oh, Krypto. 313 00:15:06,165 --> 00:15:08,602 Oh, you think you're so great, don't you, Superdog? 314 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,126 You think your dookie don't stink. 315 00:15:10,169 --> 00:15:11,823 My dookie doesn't stink. 316 00:15:11,866 --> 00:15:13,912 Wait, wait, time out. Are you serious, right now? 317 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,306 Yep, it actually smells like sandalwood. 318 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,525 It's borderline aromatherapy, if I'm being honest. 319 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,005 [grunts, laughs] 320 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,007 Whoa! Whoa! 321 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,313 You ain't normal, man. 322 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,228 Yeah, well, at least I have an owner. 323 00:15:25,271 --> 00:15:28,144 [scoffs] You can't own me. I'm a wild animal. 324 00:15:28,187 --> 00:15:30,450 Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage. 325 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,365 Supes is probably missing me. 326 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,671 Missing? [laughs] 327 00:15:33,714 --> 00:15:35,455 The dude tied you up to the stop sign 328 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,718 and went into that shelter to buy you a new friend 329 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,329 so that you'd give him some space. 330 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,287 -[Carl] Gotcha. -[Ace groans] 331 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,028 Superman would never do that. 332 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,335 Well, it's literally happening right now. [grunts] 333 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,033 I'm just glad that that new friend ain't me. 334 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,513 Easy, Carl. 335 00:15:49,556 --> 00:15:50,993 Stop acting like you don't know me. [grunts] 336 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,040 -[Carl grunts] -Nice try, Houdini. 337 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,042 [smooth jazz music playing on speaker] 338 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,523 Well, you did say you'd come back for us. 339 00:16:00,306 --> 00:16:02,047 [sighs] 340 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,048 [bell tinkling] 341 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,616 Ooh, adoption time. 342 00:16:05,659 --> 00:16:07,879 One of us is gonna get someone to snuggle with. 343 00:16:07,922 --> 00:16:09,620 Yeah, don't get your hopes up. 344 00:16:09,663 --> 00:16:10,534 They always pick the-- 345 00:16:10,577 --> 00:16:11,926 [meows] 346 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,015 Here you go, baby. 347 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,147 Wow! First day. 348 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:18,455 Being a rescue animal is easy and fun! 349 00:16:18,498 --> 00:16:19,586 [sighs wearily] 350 00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:22,502 [melancholic music playing] 351 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,158 Hey. You'll get 'em next time. 352 00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:29,205 Yeah. Next time. 353 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,386 I can't believe that shelter punk 354 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,604 said I wasn't normal. 355 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,606 I'm a totally normal dog. 356 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,608 [toilet flushes] 357 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,568 [chuckles] And no way Superman was in there 358 00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,439 looking for a friend for me. 359 00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,137 ♪ I don't need a friend 360 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,877 ♪ Supes is my friend 361 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,793 ♪ My only friend is Superman ♪ 362 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:56,580 [Superman] Hmm. 363 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,587 [crashing] 364 00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:04,936 -What's that? -[barking] 365 00:17:04,979 --> 00:17:06,372 [dramatic music playing] 366 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,729 Someone is dragging a meteor toward the city? 367 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,340 [barking] 368 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,649 -Luthor. -[growls] 369 00:17:28,655 --> 00:17:30,353 [Lex] Hello, gorgeous. 370 00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:35,575 Oh, how I have longed for you to enter my solar system. 371 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,055 It's a rock. 372 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,537 That rock, Mercy, is 100% orange kryptonite. 373 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,974 Cool. Another kryptonite scheme. 374 00:17:43,017 --> 00:17:44,454 No, this is different! 375 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,978 Green kryptonite takes away Superman's powers, 376 00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:48,414 but orange kryptonite 377 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,024 -Will give me superpowers. -[device beeping] 378 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,201 You know, like, uh, invisibility 379 00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:54,377 or, uh, laser-eyes, 380 00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:57,597 or throwing playing cards really hard. 381 00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:00,034 I'm finally gonna be stronger than that stupid-- 382 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:02,211 You're not talking about me, are you? 383 00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:03,734 [barking] 384 00:18:03,777 --> 00:18:05,649 Yeah, I think he was talking about me, too. 385 00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:06,737 That's awkward. 386 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,130 [Lex] Superman. 387 00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:10,480 I'd expected you and that mutt of yours 388 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,177 -much sooner. -[growling] 389 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,484 I'm gonna need you to let go of that meteor, Lex. 390 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,615 Gladly. 391 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,617 [tense music playing] 392 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:21,621 -[baby laughing] -[both gasp] 393 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:22,622 [people screaming] 394 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,147 Krypto, fetch! 395 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,191 [barking] 396 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,714 [dramatic music playing] 397 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,327 [car horn honking] 398 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:32,850 [gasping] 399 00:18:34,808 --> 00:18:35,853 [yelps] 400 00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:36,984 -[people gasping] -[gasps] 401 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,379 [man] That dog's a hero! 402 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,685 Krypto! 403 00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:43,295 Good dog. 404 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:46,168 Let's put this thing back in space where it belongs. 405 00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:47,952 Ma'am. Baby. 406 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:49,867 [gasps] 407 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:50,955 [baby grunts] 408 00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:52,086 [crying] 409 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,524 [dramatic music swells] 410 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,048 [Superman grunts] 411 00:18:57,091 --> 00:18:59,355 [laughing] Let's see if you can catch it now. 412 00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:03,663 [man 1 gasps] 413 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:04,664 [man 2] Ah! 414 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,057 [heroic music playing] 415 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,714 [Superman] You forgot one thing, Lex. 416 00:19:10,757 --> 00:19:13,282 Unlike you, I have friends. 417 00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:14,848 -[upbeat music playing] -Thanks for building 418 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,416 your stupid evil headquarters on the river. 419 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,549 Very convenient for the water guy. 420 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,378 I'm Aquaman! 421 00:19:22,421 --> 00:19:24,815 Oh, great. These jabronies. 422 00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:27,165 Uh, did somebody call tech support? 423 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,602 Have you tried turning it off and on again? 424 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,043 Thanks, buddy. 425 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,481 Buddy? No, these people are work friends at best. 426 00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:42,049 Please fasten your safety belts. 427 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,486 They are invisible. 428 00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:47,272 Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible. 429 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,839 It's really more transparent. 430 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,106 Hmm? 431 00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:56,542 I like your laser thing. 432 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,152 But it looks better in green. 433 00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,632 [Mercy grunts] 434 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,721 Yeah. 435 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:04,463 [automated voice] LexCorp power suit engaged. 436 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,465 Seat warmer activated. 437 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,685 Best billion I ever spent. 438 00:20:08,728 --> 00:20:09,816 -[button beeps] -[hatch opens] 439 00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:20,958 All I need is one little piece. 440 00:20:21,915 --> 00:20:22,873 [grunts] 441 00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:30,010 Aw, bless your little heart. 442 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,316 Did you think you were gonna get to it first? 443 00:20:36,756 --> 00:20:38,192 [crowd gasping] 444 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,281 [Krypto] Thank you. 445 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:44,808 [laughs] 446 00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:52,903 [grunts] 447 00:20:54,513 --> 00:20:56,602 [laughing maliciously] 448 00:20:56,646 --> 00:21:00,171 I am what I was always meant to become. 449 00:21:00,214 --> 00:21:01,520 -[upbeat music fades] -[grunts] 450 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:02,826 [groans] 451 00:21:02,869 --> 00:21:06,308 Huh? What is this? 452 00:21:06,351 --> 00:21:08,962 But I'm supposed to have superpowers! 453 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,834 [man clears throat] 454 00:21:10,877 --> 00:21:12,444 -They're overrated. -[grunts] 455 00:21:14,881 --> 00:21:16,100 -[upbeat music resumes] -[groans] 456 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,712 -[barks] -[upbeat music fades] 457 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:20,844 Good boy, Krypto. 458 00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:22,367 [barking] 459 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,673 [Superman] Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 460 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,023 Are you my super doggo? Are you? 461 00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:28,330 Oh! In the tongue. [laughs] 462 00:21:28,373 --> 00:21:30,375 Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 463 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,334 I miss my parents. 464 00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:34,336 [Superman] Who threw that kryptonite back into space? 465 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,437 [suspenseful music playing] 466 00:21:56,836 --> 00:21:59,056 Hello, gorgeous. 467 00:21:59,099 --> 00:22:02,581 Oh, how I've longed for you to enter my solar system. 468 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:08,718 [groaning] 469 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,469 [continues groaning] 470 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,124 You win this round, lettuce. 471 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,735 [kryptonite pulsing] 472 00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:32,002 Guys, what's going on? 473 00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:35,005 Nothing, PB. 474 00:22:35,048 --> 00:22:36,528 Just the plan that you all called crazy 475 00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,182 turns out to be crazy good. 476 00:22:38,225 --> 00:22:39,705 [evil chuckle] 477 00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,664 You see, when I was back in the lab, 478 00:22:41,707 --> 00:22:43,579 there was this human. 479 00:22:43,622 --> 00:22:47,583 He was evil, sadistic, hot. [chuckles] 480 00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:50,107 And together we were two scientists 481 00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:51,804 searching for ultimate power. 482 00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:54,285 Of course, there were missteps along the way. 483 00:22:54,328 --> 00:22:57,070 The red kryptonite made my hair fall out. 484 00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:59,159 Luckily, I had the bone structure to pull it off. 485 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,901 Purple gave me uncomfortably vivid dreams. 486 00:23:03,163 --> 00:23:05,252 But the orange... 487 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:07,690 we knew the orange would be different. 488 00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:09,518 And we had a plan. 489 00:23:09,561 --> 00:23:11,781 Until Krypto the Superdog had to come and ruin it. 490 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,870 [alarm blaring] 491 00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:16,046 Stupid name. Named after his planet. Oh, real creative. 492 00:23:18,744 --> 00:23:20,093 [guinea pig 1] Thanks, Krypto! 493 00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:21,399 [guinea pig 2] I'm coming home, son! 494 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,532 Huh? What the heck are you doing? 495 00:23:23,575 --> 00:23:26,186 I'm freeing you from this horrible animal testing lab. 496 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:28,841 -[explosion] -No! This is my home! 497 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,887 And now this is your new home. 498 00:23:30,930 --> 00:23:32,584 -You're welcome. -What are you talking about? 499 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,978 -[grunts, groans] -Oh, you're the sweetest! 500 00:23:35,021 --> 00:23:36,240 Unhand me, wench! 501 00:23:36,283 --> 00:23:37,633 [ominous music playing] 502 00:23:39,939 --> 00:23:44,030 So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel, 503 00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:47,730 preparing. 504 00:23:47,773 --> 00:23:51,516 Because I'd figured out something that even Lex couldn't. 505 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,258 Orange kryptonite doesn't work on people. 506 00:23:55,302 --> 00:23:58,088 It only works on pets. 507 00:23:58,131 --> 00:23:59,785 [ominous music swells] 508 00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:04,181 [ominous music resumes] 509 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:12,058 Uh, Lulu, are you okay? 510 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,713 Oh, I'm more than okay, pig. 511 00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:18,151 I am what I was always meant to become. 512 00:24:25,245 --> 00:24:28,074 Lulu, hey. What? Take us with you, okay? 513 00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:29,859 Us shelter animals, you know, 514 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:32,688 we... we gotta stick together, right? Solidarity. 515 00:24:32,731 --> 00:24:34,646 Oh, Ace, I'm sorry. 516 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:37,170 I don't really have time in my life right now 517 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:38,998 to take care of a pet! 518 00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:41,261 [sinister music playing] 519 00:24:47,267 --> 00:24:48,530 Lulu, wait! 520 00:24:48,573 --> 00:24:49,922 Do not leave us here! 521 00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:52,403 Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful 522 00:24:52,446 --> 00:24:55,014 will adopt you any day. 523 00:24:55,058 --> 00:24:56,668 [animal] What about me? 524 00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:58,104 Oh, Whiskers. 525 00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,453 Of course. I'm not a monster. 526 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:00,803 -[laughs] -[meowing] 527 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,371 Miss you. Love you. Have fun. 528 00:25:07,461 --> 00:25:08,767 [screams] 529 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:11,291 Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out. 530 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:14,207 -[grunts] -[grunts] I smell bacon! 531 00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:15,948 Why is my mouth watering? 532 00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:17,994 There's so much to unpack here. [screams] 533 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:21,084 [gasps] Guys, I'm small! 534 00:25:21,127 --> 00:25:23,869 What just happened? 535 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:26,829 No, seriously, what just happened? I can't see [bleep]. 536 00:25:26,872 --> 00:25:29,483 The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too. [gasps] 537 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:32,008 This is my origin story. 538 00:25:32,051 --> 00:25:34,227 And my uncle didn't even have to die. 539 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:35,925 Uh, yeah, that's great. 540 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:39,450 But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal Ace. 541 00:25:39,493 --> 00:25:42,061 [gasps] Right. Wonder Pig, still working on the name, 542 00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:43,454 is on it. [grunts] 543 00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:46,239 [groaning] 544 00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:47,545 -[cracking] -uh-oh. 545 00:25:51,636 --> 00:25:52,942 -[screams] Ace, no! -[Chip] Ace! 546 00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:58,251 [dramatic music playing] 547 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:02,691 [both gasp] 548 00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:04,910 I should be a lot more dead right now, right? 549 00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:06,477 [PB] Oh, my gosh. 550 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,566 The orange kryptonite gave you powers, too! 551 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,133 You're super strong! 552 00:26:10,176 --> 00:26:13,658 And your tail is now made of fire. 553 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,486 I'm sorry. My what is who? 554 00:26:15,529 --> 00:26:17,662 [screams] 555 00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,359 -My tail! Ah, let go of my-- -[floor squeaking] 556 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:20,926 Oh, my tail... My tail on fire! 557 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:22,101 I got my tail on fire! 558 00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:23,842 Ace, it's fine. See? 559 00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:26,540 Huh? 560 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:28,151 You're invulnerable. 561 00:26:28,194 --> 00:26:30,022 And I can shrink myself down to the size of an-- 562 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:31,676 [screams, grunts] 563 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,112 [jazz music playing on radio] 564 00:26:33,983 --> 00:26:35,637 Ah! [chuckles sheepishly] 565 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,856 Still working out the kinks. I didn't see anything. 566 00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,643 You go get Chip, I'll get Mert. 567 00:26:41,686 --> 00:26:42,818 [dramatic music playing] 568 00:26:43,775 --> 00:26:44,863 [Merton grunts] 569 00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:49,868 [dinging] 570 00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:51,522 [screeches] 571 00:26:51,565 --> 00:26:53,611 In your face, lettuce. 572 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:57,397 -[cracking] -[gasping] 573 00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:00,357 [sighs in exasperation] 574 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,098 [smooth jazz music playing on radio] 575 00:27:02,141 --> 00:27:03,447 [PB grunts] 576 00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:06,711 Oh, great. 577 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:09,235 I'm the only one who didn't get any super-- 578 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:11,498 [screaming] 579 00:27:16,982 --> 00:27:18,331 [chuckles nervously] 580 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,159 [radio presenter] Metropolis 97.2... 581 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:22,379 -[gasps] -...smooth jazz. 582 00:27:24,337 --> 00:27:26,470 -Come on, let's get outta here. -Right. 583 00:27:26,513 --> 00:27:28,298 [crashing] 584 00:27:28,341 --> 00:27:29,734 Update. 585 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:32,563 I'm fast now, but I still can't see [bleep]. 586 00:27:36,828 --> 00:27:38,264 -[crashing] -[car alarm blaring] 587 00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:40,440 -[Merton] Uh-uh. Here we go. -[cat yowls] 588 00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:42,181 [upbeat music playing on speakers] 589 00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:44,314 -[microwave beeps, whirrs] -[popcorn popping] 590 00:27:44,357 --> 00:27:47,839 All right. Thursday night TV night. 591 00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:51,538 Time for my favorite show with my bro in Metropo. Huh? 592 00:27:51,582 --> 00:27:53,410 ♪ I am Superman ♪ 593 00:27:53,453 --> 00:27:55,586 ♪ And I can do any... ♪ 594 00:27:55,629 --> 00:27:57,066 Huh? What the...? 595 00:27:57,109 --> 00:28:00,025 Let me just iron that out. 596 00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:03,376 They should call me Iron Man. [laughs] No. 597 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,987 Well, look at you, all spiffy. 598 00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:06,858 Pretty dressed up for the British Bake Off. 599 00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:08,512 But you know what? It makes sense. 600 00:28:08,555 --> 00:28:10,122 -This is the season finale. -[intercom ringing] 601 00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:14,344 [gasps] You have a date? 602 00:28:14,387 --> 00:28:15,693 [sniffs] 603 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,869 On Bake Offnight? 604 00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:19,958 -[door buzzing] -[mischievous music playing] 605 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:23,092 Aw! Hey there, little fella. 606 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:24,180 -[gasps] -[growls] 607 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,661 [seagull squawking] 608 00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:30,621 [Lois screaming] 609 00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:33,798 -[mischievous music playing] -Nah. 610 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,582 [intercom ringing] 611 00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:37,062 Hey, Lois. Oh! 612 00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:42,938 Oh. Listen, buddy, I-- 613 00:28:42,981 --> 00:28:45,810 It is pie week. 614 00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:47,856 Your choice. Her or me. 615 00:28:47,899 --> 00:28:50,728 -[growls] -What's gotten into you? 616 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:52,077 Bad dog. 617 00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:55,037 What did you just call me? 618 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,561 That is way out of line, fella. I mean, if you want-- 619 00:28:57,604 --> 00:28:58,910 We'll talk about this when I get home. 620 00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:00,564 [barks] 621 00:29:00,607 --> 00:29:02,087 -[whimpering] -[melancholic music playing] 622 00:29:04,263 --> 00:29:05,787 -[door opens] -I've missed you so much! 623 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,921 You left Squeezy Bruce in the hallway again. 624 00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:12,445 -[toy squeaking] -Fine. 625 00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:15,144 I'll watch the crusts crisp alone. 626 00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:17,450 Bad owner! 627 00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:22,804 [Paul Hollywood] It's quite wet right underneath as well. 628 00:29:22,847 --> 00:29:24,283 Slightly soggy bottom there. 629 00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:25,545 ["Bad Blood" song playing over headphones] 630 00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:26,546 ♪ 'Cause baby now we got bad blood ♪ 631 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:28,244 [snarling] 632 00:29:28,287 --> 00:29:29,811 ♪ You know it used to be mad love ♪ 633 00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:31,551 [sighs] 634 00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:35,164 -Huh? -[ominous music playing] 635 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:38,776 Kal-El, son of Jor-El, I am Lulu, 636 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,604 daughter of Cinnamon, 637 00:29:40,647 --> 00:29:43,172 and you will kneel before me. 638 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:44,869 [Lulu squeaking] 639 00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,309 [Clark] Wait a minute. 640 00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:52,007 Aren't you the hamster from the shelter? 641 00:29:52,050 --> 00:29:55,532 I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel! 642 00:29:55,575 --> 00:29:57,751 [Clark groaning] 643 00:29:58,665 --> 00:30:00,450 [grunts] 644 00:30:00,493 --> 00:30:04,019 Well, lookie-lookie what I got from the old lab. 645 00:30:04,062 --> 00:30:05,890 [weakly] Help, Krypto... 646 00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:08,110 -♪ We got problems♪ -♪ We got problems♪ 647 00:30:08,153 --> 00:30:10,025 ♪ And I don't think we can solve... ♪ 648 00:30:10,068 --> 00:30:13,115 -♪ Think we can solve them ♪ -[sobbing] 649 00:30:13,158 --> 00:30:14,812 -[groaning] -[Lulu chuckles] 650 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,858 You really should have made it harder to find you. 651 00:30:16,901 --> 00:30:18,903 Those glasses aren't fooling anyone. 652 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:20,513 Moustache maybe, but not glasses. 653 00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:21,601 Whoa! 654 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,389 Why does this always happen on date night? 655 00:30:26,432 --> 00:30:28,826 [hotline operator] You've reached the Justice League emergency line. 656 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,436 For Earth-One, press one. 657 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,873 For Earth-Two, press two. 658 00:30:31,916 --> 00:30:33,135 -[sighs] -For Earth-Three... 659 00:30:33,178 --> 00:30:35,267 Oh, man, that looked like it hurt. 660 00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:36,660 I hope it did. 661 00:30:36,703 --> 00:30:38,140 -[Lulu laughing] -[groans, grunts] 662 00:30:39,924 --> 00:30:40,882 [dramatic music playing] 663 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:45,799 [groans] 664 00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:47,540 Wow, look at you still trying. 665 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,151 -[Superman grunts] -Plucky. 666 00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:51,936 Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight. 667 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,416 [grunts] 668 00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,464 [groans] 669 00:31:00,379 --> 00:31:03,426 [Val Stones on TV] You always bake for a reason. 670 00:31:03,469 --> 00:31:05,254 So, you make it the best you can. 671 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:06,777 And you make it with love. 672 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,432 [metal creaking] 673 00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:12,870 [grunts] 674 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,741 [Lulu grunts, groans] 675 00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:18,963 [Lulu laughs] 676 00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:20,660 [straining] 677 00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:21,966 [metal creaking] 678 00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:23,315 [gasps, grunts] 679 00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:26,840 [grunts] 680 00:31:29,582 --> 00:31:30,888 [squeaks] 681 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,542 Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you. 682 00:31:32,585 --> 00:31:33,630 No, no, no. [choking] 683 00:31:34,761 --> 00:31:36,154 -[Lulu stabs] -[gasps] 684 00:31:37,242 --> 00:31:38,852 A little advice. 685 00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:41,029 Never test a guinea pig. Okay? 686 00:31:41,072 --> 00:31:41,986 [yelps] 687 00:31:44,249 --> 00:31:46,512 [car alarms blaring] 688 00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:53,215 I can't believe he really left with her. 689 00:31:53,258 --> 00:31:55,043 They're probably out there playing fetch together 690 00:31:55,086 --> 00:31:56,305 -as I speak. -[toy squeaks] 691 00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:58,829 Ooh, he left me cheese! 692 00:32:00,526 --> 00:32:02,572 Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy. 693 00:32:02,615 --> 00:32:04,008 [chuckles, burps] 694 00:32:05,444 --> 00:32:06,706 [Superman] Help. 695 00:32:08,534 --> 00:32:09,883 -[static] -Help. 696 00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,581 [gasps] Superman? 697 00:32:17,021 --> 00:32:18,588 [gasps, growls] 698 00:32:18,631 --> 00:32:20,242 [barking] 699 00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:25,421 Pup, up, and away! 700 00:32:25,464 --> 00:32:27,249 [screaming] 701 00:32:28,554 --> 00:32:29,773 [grunts] 702 00:32:29,816 --> 00:32:31,818 [whimpering] 703 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:39,652 What have you done to him? 704 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:41,872 [groaning] 705 00:32:41,915 --> 00:32:44,222 I see someone found his medicine. 706 00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:46,485 A tiny shard of green kryptonite 707 00:32:46,529 --> 00:32:49,923 cleverly concealed in a hunk of Jarlsberg. 708 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:52,970 [groaning] They always put it in the cheese. 709 00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:56,104 [sinister music playing] 710 00:32:57,192 --> 00:32:58,845 You took me away from Lex, 711 00:32:58,889 --> 00:33:01,848 so now I'm taking Superman away from you. 712 00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:04,068 [groaning] 713 00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:05,417 Oh, uh, don't worry, 714 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:07,419 this is only step one of my evil plan. 715 00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:08,681 There's more. 716 00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:09,726 No. 717 00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:15,123 Must protect Super... [grunts] 718 00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:17,516 [garbage clattering] 719 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:28,832 [siren blaring] 720 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,704 [groaning] 721 00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:34,359 Superman! 722 00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:35,447 -I have to find... -[bones cracking] 723 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:37,058 [groaning] 724 00:33:38,146 --> 00:33:39,451 [sighs softly] 725 00:33:42,976 --> 00:33:45,153 -[collar chiming] -Huh? 726 00:33:47,285 --> 00:33:48,330 [Krypto gasps] 727 00:33:48,373 --> 00:33:49,592 Father. 728 00:33:49,635 --> 00:33:53,117 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 729 00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:54,771 When you were just a puppy, 730 00:33:54,814 --> 00:33:58,122 I recorded all my knowledge in your collar. 731 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,777 I know. You've always helped me in the past, 732 00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:02,300 and I could really use you now. 733 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:05,608 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 734 00:34:05,651 --> 00:34:07,697 We really need a skip-intro button. 735 00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:11,788 Talk to me, my son. What seems to be the problem? 736 00:34:11,831 --> 00:34:14,182 Superman. He's been captured. 737 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,923 [Dog-El] Hmm. 738 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:20,710 I'm sorry. I know how close you are. 739 00:34:20,753 --> 00:34:23,713 Yeah, I mean, we were. 740 00:34:23,756 --> 00:34:26,498 Well, you just can't sit there feeling sad. 741 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,544 You have to go rescue him. 742 00:34:28,587 --> 00:34:29,893 You're right. 743 00:34:29,936 --> 00:34:31,764 I'll save Superman, and when I do, 744 00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:34,506 he'll realize that I'm the only friend he ever needs. 745 00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:36,813 Uh... That's not exactly what I-- 746 00:34:36,856 --> 00:34:38,510 But how am I supposed to be a hero 747 00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,338 when I don't have my powers? 748 00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:43,559 It's not superpowers that make you a hero, Krypto. 749 00:34:43,602 --> 00:34:45,256 That's not your problem. 750 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:47,128 Then what is it? 751 00:34:47,171 --> 00:34:49,173 Your problem is you. You...[echoes] 752 00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:51,741 Me? What do you mean, me? Father? 753 00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:56,137 -[dramatic music playing] -[electricity crackling] 754 00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:58,182 A-ha! 755 00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:00,489 That must be the vile rodent. 756 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:01,794 Don't worry, Superman, 757 00:35:01,838 --> 00:35:03,535 I won't rest until I rescue you. 758 00:35:05,276 --> 00:35:07,278 [yawns] 759 00:35:07,322 --> 00:35:09,237 This is very restful. 760 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,542 -Yes. -[crackling] 761 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:14,416 [screams] 762 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:17,245 [chuckles sheepishly] Whoops. 763 00:35:17,288 --> 00:35:19,160 [Ace] We're gonna have to work on that. 764 00:35:19,203 --> 00:35:22,250 I never knew the stars could be this beautiful, 765 00:35:22,293 --> 00:35:23,903 and there's so many of them. 766 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:25,949 Look, there's one. Oh, there's another one. 767 00:35:25,992 --> 00:35:27,646 [chuckles] Look, there's one, too. 768 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:31,520 Eh! These stars are crap. Wait till we get to the farm. 769 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:35,393 Yeah. [sighs] Everything's better at the farm. 770 00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:37,526 Oh! Oh, yeah. 771 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:39,223 Um, yeah, about... about the farm. 772 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:40,529 See, understand this. 773 00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:42,531 There's always a literal interpretation 774 00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:43,923 and then... and then a more-- 775 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:46,404 [Krypto panting] Where is she? Where...? 776 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:48,841 Where...? [breathes deeply] 777 00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:50,974 Okay. Where... Where is she? 778 00:35:51,017 --> 00:35:52,976 [panting] 779 00:35:53,019 --> 00:35:55,283 -[panting] Okay. Where is she? -[dramatic music swells] 780 00:35:55,326 --> 00:35:56,719 -[all gasp] -[Chip] Ugh. 781 00:35:56,762 --> 00:35:58,503 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 782 00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:02,203 I've, uh, I've never really run before. [panting] 783 00:36:02,246 --> 00:36:04,814 [weakly] I... I usually "Pup, up, and away." 784 00:36:06,119 --> 00:36:07,382 Are you okay? 785 00:36:07,425 --> 00:36:09,122 [in normal voice] I'm fine, I'm fine. 786 00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:12,038 I was just, uh, hit by a car a little. 787 00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:15,259 [sighs] You never forget your first time. 788 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,873 Wait a minute, where do I know you from? 789 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,223 I can't put my paw on it. 790 00:36:22,266 --> 00:36:23,746 -Where is she? -[gasps, yelps] 791 00:36:23,789 --> 00:36:24,921 [dramatic music swells] 792 00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:31,406 Whoa. So, the powers I saw were yours? 793 00:36:31,449 --> 00:36:33,277 You hooligans can help me. 794 00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:38,108 Hurry, there isn't much time. We have to save Superman. 795 00:36:38,151 --> 00:36:39,327 Superman? 796 00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:41,372 [heroic music playing] 797 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:43,331 Oh, of course! You're that super dork 798 00:36:43,374 --> 00:36:45,115 who got me thrown back in the slammer. 799 00:36:45,158 --> 00:36:47,726 What was it? Creepo? Crisco? What's your name? 800 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:50,773 No. It's Krypto the Superdog! 801 00:36:50,816 --> 00:36:52,296 [Ace] Oh! 802 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:53,863 Well, it looks like we're both super now. 803 00:36:53,906 --> 00:36:55,517 You know, I still owe you a whuppin'. 804 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,301 -Hi-yah! -Ow! 805 00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:58,911 That was my good eye. 806 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,957 Now, wait. It was supposed to be a fair fight. 807 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,654 Why didn't you block me with some freeze heat 808 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:04,265 that was coming out your ears or something? 809 00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:06,049 Because, I... [sighs] I... 810 00:37:06,092 --> 00:37:08,399 [mumbling] I don't have my powers. 811 00:37:08,443 --> 00:37:10,227 -What? -[amusing music playing] 812 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:13,099 I said I don't have my powers anymore. 813 00:37:13,143 --> 00:37:15,450 [laughing] Did ya...? 814 00:37:15,493 --> 00:37:16,799 You don't have your powers? 815 00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:19,149 Yeah, that's what's going on. 816 00:37:19,192 --> 00:37:20,585 You're just trying to use us now, 817 00:37:20,629 --> 00:37:22,544 because you can't handle it on your own. 818 00:37:22,587 --> 00:37:24,676 Look, I know these powers are new to you, 819 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,462 but when one has an abundance of power... [groans] 820 00:37:27,505 --> 00:37:30,595 ...they have a certain duty to use that power to-- 821 00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:32,162 -[Ace urinating] -[heroic music stops] 822 00:37:35,252 --> 00:37:37,298 Sorry. You were sayin' somethin'? 823 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:42,607 I was making an inspiring hero speech. 824 00:37:42,651 --> 00:37:44,305 [Ace continues urinating] 825 00:37:47,786 --> 00:37:49,527 How much did you have to drink? 826 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,964 I had two toilet bowls and a bidet. 827 00:37:52,008 --> 00:37:53,357 A bidet, too, which is, which is crazy. 828 00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:54,750 I didn't even know that was a thing. 829 00:37:54,793 --> 00:37:56,360 But it's like a dog water fountain. 830 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,536 You disgusting animal. 831 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,103 Pack, let's roll out. 832 00:38:00,146 --> 00:38:02,366 I'll see you never, Narc Kent. 833 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:04,499 No! My best friend is in danger, 834 00:38:04,542 --> 00:38:06,196 and you have to help me. 835 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,067 [Ace] Sorry, we got other plans. 836 00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:11,506 Good luck with your danger. We're going to the farm. 837 00:38:11,549 --> 00:38:15,161 Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby! 838 00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:17,729 "Lettuce trees"? What's this farm called? 839 00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:19,209 The farm upstate. 840 00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:21,733 That sounds made-up. 841 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:23,561 Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know? 842 00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:26,695 I grew up on a farm. In a town called Smallville. 843 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:28,914 Now that sounds made-up. 844 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:32,483 So, which way is this so-called farm? 845 00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,180 Well, it's upstate. 846 00:38:34,224 --> 00:38:36,879 So, that... that means it's... it's up, obviously. 847 00:38:36,922 --> 00:38:38,707 Okay. He's not telling you the-- 848 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,186 [Ace] Can I steal you for a sec? 849 00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,321 You lied about the farm, didn't you? 850 00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:47,193 Big time. Look, I had to give them some hope. 851 00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:49,326 -There's one there. -[Ace] No one was ever gonna adopt us. 852 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:50,936 There's one, too. 853 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,591 So, I promised them it would be their new home. 854 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:59,336 You know, I'd be happy to take you and your friends to my farm. 855 00:39:01,338 --> 00:39:04,123 If you help me save Superman. 856 00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:06,735 Wait a minute. Is this blackmail? Are you blackmailing me? 857 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,824 No. I'm just asking you for something, 858 00:39:08,867 --> 00:39:12,218 which I will reward you for by not revealing damaging information. 859 00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:15,396 That is literally the definition of blackmail. 860 00:39:15,439 --> 00:39:18,529 Fine. We'll help you get your dumb owner back. 861 00:39:18,573 --> 00:39:20,792 You got yourself a super team. 862 00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:23,012 [heroic music swells, stops] 863 00:39:23,055 --> 00:39:24,579 Did someone just say super team? 864 00:39:24,622 --> 00:39:27,538 [Chip muffled] Yay. My destiny awaits. 865 00:39:29,540 --> 00:39:31,934 -[sinister music playing] -[Lulu] Terrifying villains, 866 00:39:31,977 --> 00:39:33,849 deadly assassins, 867 00:39:33,892 --> 00:39:36,242 I have come to recruit you 868 00:39:36,286 --> 00:39:39,681 for a siege of murderous savagery! 869 00:39:39,724 --> 00:39:42,466 [all munching] 870 00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:45,164 My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs. 871 00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:48,472 I have sought you out because you are apex predators. 872 00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:50,343 Gods amongst men! 873 00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:52,041 [all munching] 874 00:39:54,739 --> 00:39:58,134 Okay, look. Pig to pig, I need your help 875 00:39:58,177 --> 00:40:00,092 because my owner has gotten himself 876 00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:02,704 into a bit of a pickle. 877 00:40:02,747 --> 00:40:04,314 [reporter] Thwarted by the Justice League, 878 00:40:04,357 --> 00:40:07,099 Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars. 879 00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:09,101 I'll destroy you all! 880 00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:10,538 That's my best friend. [chuckles] 881 00:40:10,581 --> 00:40:12,235 And mentor. Best friend and mentor. 882 00:40:14,498 --> 00:40:16,544 [clears throat] 883 00:40:16,587 --> 00:40:18,763 [reporter] Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals, 884 00:40:18,807 --> 00:40:20,112 Stryker's Island is the world's most 885 00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:21,723 inescapable prison. 886 00:40:21,766 --> 00:40:24,116 Which is where you dorks come in. 887 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,902 You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta that dump, 888 00:40:26,945 --> 00:40:28,512 I'm gonna need an army. 889 00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:30,383 [cages rattling] 890 00:40:30,427 --> 00:40:32,081 [guinea pigs squeaking] 891 00:40:32,124 --> 00:40:35,563 Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here. 892 00:40:35,606 --> 00:40:37,086 Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, 893 00:40:37,129 --> 00:40:38,435 all-you-can-drink water. 894 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,045 [slurping] 895 00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:45,964 We even have Spanish class every miercoles. 896 00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:48,401 Oh, you have nothing... until you've licked 897 00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:51,709 from the cold steel straw of power. 898 00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:53,668 [kryptonite pulsing] 899 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:57,802 -[tires screeching] -[engine revving] 900 00:40:57,846 --> 00:40:59,500 [dramatic music playing] 901 00:41:01,545 --> 00:41:02,894 Not so fast. 902 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:05,593 Lois Lane told us all about you, hamster. 903 00:41:05,636 --> 00:41:09,248 Hamster? A hamster is a... is a hacky sack! 904 00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:12,034 A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch! 905 00:41:12,077 --> 00:41:13,905 We are guinea pigs 906 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:16,212 and when we're through with you, buster, you'll know it. 907 00:41:16,255 --> 00:41:17,430 Hmm. 908 00:41:19,563 --> 00:41:21,870 [dramatic music intensifies] 909 00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:26,788 [screeches] 910 00:41:33,098 --> 00:41:34,404 [guinea pig growls] 911 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,455 What's going on? That was your cue to attack. 912 00:41:42,499 --> 00:41:45,154 Uh... Oh, sorry. I... I was waiting for him to go first. 913 00:41:45,197 --> 00:41:47,330 Yeah, but if I went first, your fire would melt my ice, 914 00:41:47,373 --> 00:41:49,637 so maybe the... the wing lady should go first? 915 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,899 I have a name. 916 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:52,944 But then I'd set her wings on fire, 917 00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:54,555 and I don't think any of us want that. 918 00:41:54,598 --> 00:41:56,687 Well, you don't want ice on wings. 919 00:41:56,731 --> 00:41:58,341 -[guinea pig 1] Why? -[guinea pig 2] They... It clogs the feathers. 920 00:41:58,384 --> 00:41:59,908 Just get him! 921 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:01,910 [dramatic music playing] 922 00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:03,738 [Batman grunts] 923 00:42:06,784 --> 00:42:08,656 [roars] 924 00:42:08,699 --> 00:42:10,222 [Batman groans] 925 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:11,876 -[body thuds] -[guinea pigs squealing] 926 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,356 Whoo! That was fun. 927 00:42:13,399 --> 00:42:16,011 Now then, let's go free Lex. 928 00:42:17,403 --> 00:42:18,840 Huh? 929 00:42:18,883 --> 00:42:20,581 [screams] 930 00:42:20,624 --> 00:42:22,844 [tires screeching] 931 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:25,368 This ends now, sister. 932 00:42:25,411 --> 00:42:27,892 I have you in my Lasso of Truth. 933 00:42:27,936 --> 00:42:29,807 Oh, you want the truth? 934 00:42:29,851 --> 00:42:31,548 The boots are a bit much. 935 00:42:36,335 --> 00:42:37,510 [yells] 936 00:42:37,554 --> 00:42:40,818 [siren blaring] 937 00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:43,952 -[hip-hop music playing] -[sniffing] 938 00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:45,997 Is this really the best way to find Superman? 939 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:47,912 Because to me, this just seems gross. 940 00:42:47,956 --> 00:42:49,740 What do you mean, gross? 941 00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:51,612 Smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog. 942 00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:53,352 Next to licking any part of your body. 943 00:42:53,396 --> 00:42:55,137 I mean, I lick myself all the time. 944 00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:56,965 Well, that explains the breath. 945 00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:59,445 You wanna find Lulu and rescue Captain Hair Gel, right? 946 00:42:59,489 --> 00:43:01,360 Well, I suggest you start sniffing. 947 00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:02,623 You know what they say, 948 00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:05,060 smell is the sight of the nose. 949 00:43:05,103 --> 00:43:06,409 No one says that. 950 00:43:06,452 --> 00:43:07,715 Well, they should. Check it. 951 00:43:07,758 --> 00:43:09,717 [sniffs] Uh-huh. 952 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,197 A poodle drooled right here. 953 00:43:12,241 --> 00:43:14,678 [sniffs] Someone threw a perfectly good pizza crust in that dumpster right there. 954 00:43:14,722 --> 00:43:17,115 [sniffs] And on that corner... 955 00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:19,422 [sniffs] That corner right there... Oh, no. Dang. 956 00:43:19,465 --> 00:43:21,685 A pigeon got her heart broken. I can still smell the hurt. 957 00:43:21,729 --> 00:43:23,600 [sniffs] She was a heavy crier. 958 00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:26,081 It's a superpower that every dog possesses. 959 00:43:26,124 --> 00:43:27,604 Even a wack one like you. 960 00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:29,693 -[scoffs] I'm not wack. -[sniffs] 961 00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:31,260 [sniffs] Oh! 962 00:43:32,957 --> 00:43:35,046 [dry heaving] 963 00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,526 [Ace] Ooh, is that a band-aid? 964 00:43:36,569 --> 00:43:39,572 [gags, groans] 965 00:43:42,227 --> 00:43:46,405 -[dog panting] -[bell tolling] 966 00:43:46,449 --> 00:43:48,625 -[sighs] -[sentimental music playing] 967 00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:51,454 -It's walk-o'clock. -What-oh-what? 968 00:43:51,497 --> 00:43:53,238 -Nothing. -Okay. 969 00:43:53,282 --> 00:43:55,327 Because it sounded like a super adorable nickname 970 00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:57,199 you got for your walks with your owner. 971 00:43:57,242 --> 00:44:01,682 All right, maybe this is when me and Supes used to hang out. 972 00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:04,119 Every morning, since I was a puppy. 973 00:44:04,162 --> 00:44:06,991 Aw! Well, you might not have your Superman, 974 00:44:07,035 --> 00:44:08,558 but at least you have us. 975 00:44:08,601 --> 00:44:10,691 -A whole super team! -[heroic music playing] 976 00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:12,649 The Mighty Oink! 977 00:44:12,693 --> 00:44:14,042 Squirrelverine. 978 00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:16,479 Droolo. 979 00:44:16,522 --> 00:44:17,872 Seriously? Droolo? 980 00:44:17,915 --> 00:44:19,917 And wait, where's Shell-on-wheels? Shell? 981 00:44:19,961 --> 00:44:21,179 [Merton laughing] 982 00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:23,225 What's happenin', sweet cheeks? 983 00:44:23,268 --> 00:44:25,183 [romantic music playing] 984 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:28,578 Ah, I get it. The strong, silent type. 985 00:44:28,621 --> 00:44:30,885 Who needs words? 986 00:44:30,928 --> 00:44:33,061 Man, I wish I still had my powers. 987 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:34,802 Yeah, what happened to them anyway? 988 00:44:34,845 --> 00:44:36,281 I ate some green kryptonite. 989 00:44:36,325 --> 00:44:38,849 A Kryptonian's only weakness. 990 00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:41,330 Why would you eat your weakness, you dum-dum? 991 00:44:41,373 --> 00:44:43,767 It was in some cheese. 992 00:44:43,811 --> 00:44:46,596 A dog's only weakness. 993 00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:48,641 Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once. 994 00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:51,079 If we're goin' off that, I'd say you probably got a solid two days 995 00:44:51,122 --> 00:44:52,776 until that thing passes. 996 00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:55,039 Unless it's a stegosaurus, and then you just pray. 997 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:56,606 -[people screaming on tv] -You guys, look! 998 00:45:00,784 --> 00:45:02,525 [foreboding music playing] 999 00:45:02,568 --> 00:45:04,745 M'kay, Wonder Woman will stop her. [gasps] 1000 00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:07,704 Goddess, no! 1001 00:45:09,662 --> 00:45:10,707 Um... 1002 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:15,059 That sounded like a bone breaking. 1003 00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:18,454 Is that even how it works? 1004 00:45:22,545 --> 00:45:24,634 I guess it's down to us. 1005 00:45:24,677 --> 00:45:26,984 Who's ready to go save my best friend? 1006 00:45:27,028 --> 00:45:29,682 You want us to fight her? [shudders] 1007 00:45:29,726 --> 00:45:32,120 She just took out the whole Justice League! 1008 00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:34,644 And they all have opposable thumbs. 1009 00:45:34,687 --> 00:45:38,561 [sighs] Remember me when I'm gone, Fabrizio. 1010 00:45:42,478 --> 00:45:45,176 Guys, relax. We'll be fine. 1011 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,396 [screaming] 1012 00:45:47,439 --> 00:45:48,832 -[car horn honking] -[tires screeching] 1013 00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,355 [sinister music playing] 1014 00:45:50,399 --> 00:45:52,357 [man] Why are they so mad? 1015 00:45:52,401 --> 00:45:54,707 [people screaming] 1016 00:45:54,751 --> 00:45:55,970 [roars] 1017 00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,321 You see? Totally fine. 1018 00:46:00,888 --> 00:46:03,673 -Now, let's hero up. -[heroic music playing] 1019 00:46:03,716 --> 00:46:05,718 All right, team, what are your stats? 1020 00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:08,286 Like, my powers include heat vision, freeze breath... 1021 00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:10,680 And don't forget the Solar Paw Punch. 1022 00:46:12,464 --> 00:46:13,857 What is that? 1023 00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:16,033 Is that like a juice box flavor or something? 1024 00:46:16,077 --> 00:46:19,602 No, it's Krypto's most powerful move. 1025 00:46:19,645 --> 00:46:22,170 It requires him to fly directly to the sun 1026 00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,433 and absorb its deadly radiation, 1027 00:46:24,476 --> 00:46:25,913 turning himself into 1028 00:46:25,956 --> 00:46:29,133 a dog-shaped thermal energy event. 1029 00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:32,484 Not even Superman himself has tried it. 1030 00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:34,312 Because he doesn't have paws? 1031 00:46:34,356 --> 00:46:36,749 Because it's not something you come back from. 1032 00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:38,969 The punch causes a blast which takes out 1033 00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:40,928 not only the villain who gets hit with the blow, 1034 00:46:40,971 --> 00:46:43,713 but the hero who throws it. 1035 00:46:43,756 --> 00:46:45,541 Sounds like a terrible power. 1036 00:46:45,584 --> 00:46:46,759 Does sound like a good juice box, though. 1037 00:46:46,803 --> 00:46:48,326 I would drink the juice box. 1038 00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:51,068 Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go... 1039 00:46:52,026 --> 00:46:54,376 My goodness! [laughs] 1040 00:46:54,419 --> 00:46:56,334 Look who's alive! 1041 00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:58,902 Well, let's correct that little oversight, shall we? 1042 00:46:58,946 --> 00:47:00,164 [whistles menacingly] 1043 00:47:02,558 --> 00:47:04,038 [guinea pigs snarling] 1044 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:09,870 Ace, deploy canine shield. 1045 00:47:09,913 --> 00:47:11,306 What is a canine...? [screams] 1046 00:47:11,349 --> 00:47:12,785 [all screaming] 1047 00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:17,094 Evade! 1048 00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:22,404 Excellent shielding. 1049 00:47:22,447 --> 00:47:24,362 That seemed incredibly painful. 1050 00:47:24,406 --> 00:47:25,537 [Ace groans] 1051 00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:27,496 Anybody wanna switch powers? 1052 00:47:29,454 --> 00:47:30,586 You're up, pig. 1053 00:47:30,629 --> 00:47:32,631 Okay, PB, think big! 1054 00:47:33,154 --> 00:47:34,633 [grunts] 1055 00:47:34,677 --> 00:47:35,939 [gasps] 1056 00:47:35,983 --> 00:47:37,767 -[people panicking] -[screaming] 1057 00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:41,902 [gasps, screaming] 1058 00:47:43,468 --> 00:47:44,948 Squirrel, light 'em up. 1059 00:47:44,992 --> 00:47:46,341 [crackling] 1060 00:47:46,384 --> 00:47:48,517 [guinea pigs snarling] 1061 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,388 No, no, no. I can't. 1062 00:47:50,432 --> 00:47:51,824 Of course you can. 1063 00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:53,348 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 1064 00:47:53,391 --> 00:47:56,742 I could hurt someone. Or they could hurt me. 1065 00:47:56,786 --> 00:48:00,007 Or maybe me freezing like this is the worst thing. 1066 00:48:00,050 --> 00:48:01,399 [screams] 1067 00:48:04,489 --> 00:48:05,664 Turtle, use your speed and get them-- 1068 00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:06,752 On it. 1069 00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:08,015 [heroic music playing] 1070 00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:12,933 [heroic music stops] 1071 00:48:14,412 --> 00:48:15,718 Where the [bleep] am I? 1072 00:48:17,198 --> 00:48:18,721 [munching] 1073 00:48:18,764 --> 00:48:20,984 [sighs] You guys are terrible superheroes. 1074 00:48:21,028 --> 00:48:24,596 [scoffs] I don't understand why you're not getting this. 1075 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,730 Yeah, well, there's a lot that you don't understand about us, you fool. 1076 00:48:27,773 --> 00:48:29,558 Maybe if you paid attention to... Huh? 1077 00:48:29,601 --> 00:48:31,429 -Oh, I'm paying attention. -[groans] Help. 1078 00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:32,996 One-hundo percent attention. 1079 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,564 So thick and swole, his abs. [yelps] 1080 00:48:35,607 --> 00:48:36,826 -His abs. -[growling] 1081 00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:39,829 [dramatic music playing] 1082 00:48:44,399 --> 00:48:45,704 [guinea pig screeches] 1083 00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:56,977 Risky move for a dog with no powers. 1084 00:48:57,020 --> 00:48:58,979 -Some would say heroic. -[straining] 1085 00:48:59,022 --> 00:49:00,850 I would say dumb. 1086 00:49:00,893 --> 00:49:02,460 Where is Superman? 1087 00:49:02,504 --> 00:49:04,985 [in sing-song voice] I'm not telling. [chuckles] 1088 00:49:05,028 --> 00:49:07,378 [normal voice] Classic evil. Lex would be so proud. 1089 00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:09,076 This is really about Lex Luthor? 1090 00:49:09,119 --> 00:49:11,382 Don't you understand? He was testing on you. 1091 00:49:11,426 --> 00:49:14,690 We were colleagues. We were scientists together. 1092 00:49:14,733 --> 00:49:17,475 You were the guinea pig. Your hair fell out. 1093 00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:18,824 [gulps] 1094 00:49:18,868 --> 00:49:22,132 Yeah. Just like his did. Lex needed me. 1095 00:49:22,176 --> 00:49:24,482 That's more than I can say for your Superman. 1096 00:49:24,526 --> 00:49:26,919 Superman needed me. He... he needs me. 1097 00:49:26,963 --> 00:49:28,356 Does he? 1098 00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:30,271 Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get 1099 00:49:30,314 --> 00:49:33,230 everything he needs from his... 1100 00:49:34,492 --> 00:49:36,059 fiancee. 1101 00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:37,234 [Krypto gasps] 1102 00:49:39,236 --> 00:49:40,716 Oh, no. 1103 00:49:40,759 --> 00:49:42,892 You didn't know they were getting married. 1104 00:49:42,935 --> 00:49:45,242 I really am sorry, 'cause this must be 1105 00:49:45,286 --> 00:49:48,115 so painful to have to hear this from me. 1106 00:49:48,158 --> 00:49:49,681 No. You're lying. 1107 00:49:49,725 --> 00:49:51,379 Am I? Huh. 1108 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:53,163 Well, then why did this little bauble 1109 00:49:53,207 --> 00:49:54,773 fall out of his Underoos 1110 00:49:54,817 --> 00:49:56,601 the night I took him down? 1111 00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:58,255 Look at it. 1112 00:49:58,299 --> 00:50:00,475 The cut's fine but the clarity is murky as heck. [gags] 1113 00:50:00,518 --> 00:50:02,651 Face it, Wonder Mutt, you're too late. 1114 00:50:02,694 --> 00:50:05,828 Your boy's getting hitched. And that means... 1115 00:50:05,871 --> 00:50:07,264 Bye-bye, dog. 1116 00:50:08,396 --> 00:50:10,180 But don't worry, 1117 00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:12,095 if Superman doesn't have room in his life for you anymore, 1118 00:50:12,139 --> 00:50:15,707 I'm sure you can, uh, crash at the Hall of Justice. 1119 00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:17,448 [screaming] 1120 00:50:21,104 --> 00:50:22,062 [groans] 1121 00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:24,890 [screaming] 1122 00:50:24,934 --> 00:50:27,284 [groans, whimpering] 1123 00:50:28,546 --> 00:50:31,462 Wow! She threw that dog real far. 1124 00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:34,117 You know what's funny? For a minute, I was worried 1125 00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:37,207 when I saw that the orange kryptonite gave you powers, 1126 00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:40,515 but then I remembered, uh, you're you. [laughing] 1127 00:50:40,558 --> 00:50:43,083 Come on, let's go, little piggies. 1128 00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:45,389 What did I tell you? Isn't this better than Spanish class? 1129 00:50:45,433 --> 00:50:46,608 -[guinea pigs] Si. -[guinea pig speaking Spanish] 1130 00:50:50,612 --> 00:50:53,571 [Lex] Hey, Lois Lane. 1131 00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:55,573 Always nice to see ya. 1132 00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:57,706 Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this. 1133 00:50:59,621 --> 00:51:03,146 Impressive destruction, but not my work. 1134 00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:05,235 Your name is literally on the monster. 1135 00:51:08,151 --> 00:51:11,981 Looks like one of my little babies is all grown up. 1136 00:51:12,024 --> 00:51:13,722 That's creepy. 1137 00:51:13,765 --> 00:51:16,203 Spill it, Lex. What have you done with Superman? 1138 00:51:16,246 --> 00:51:19,597 Wherever Superman is, it's got nothing to do with me, 1139 00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:22,644 or my company, LexCorp International. 1140 00:51:25,995 --> 00:51:27,736 [ominous music playing] 1141 00:51:30,608 --> 00:51:33,089 [justice league grunting] 1142 00:51:34,482 --> 00:51:36,875 [Superman grunting] 1143 00:51:40,227 --> 00:51:42,533 [Batman] Hey! Stop chewing on that Batarang. 1144 00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:44,970 Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that, 1145 00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:48,017 and then gave it to me as a present. 1146 00:51:48,060 --> 00:51:50,585 Vic, can you override their defenses? 1147 00:51:50,628 --> 00:51:52,369 [sighs] I can't do anything 1148 00:51:52,413 --> 00:51:54,763 while they got me stuck in airplane mode. 1149 00:51:54,806 --> 00:51:57,157 All those protocols for an alien invasion, 1150 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,941 nothing for little furballs. 1151 00:51:58,984 --> 00:52:03,163 These quadrupedal land maniacs have made a giant mistake 1152 00:52:03,206 --> 00:52:05,513 messing with the King of... Oh, whoa! 1153 00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:07,471 Hey, hold on. Is that fish food? 1154 00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:09,169 [chomping] 1155 00:52:09,212 --> 00:52:11,345 Aw, someone was hungy. 1156 00:52:11,388 --> 00:52:15,305 Lex Luthor denies involvement, but is quote "team bad guy." 1157 00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:18,352 Luckily, Superman's dog is on our team. 1158 00:52:18,395 --> 00:52:20,267 Krypto? 1159 00:52:20,310 --> 00:52:24,140 Of course, Superman's dog he makes out with. He'll save us. 1160 00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:25,359 [Superman] No. 1161 00:52:25,402 --> 00:52:26,882 He doesn't have his powers. 1162 00:52:29,537 --> 00:52:31,669 But those other animals do. 1163 00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:34,890 And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis? 1164 00:52:34,933 --> 00:52:36,500 Yeah, about that. 1165 00:52:36,544 --> 00:52:39,721 He's not the greatest with other animals. 1166 00:52:39,764 --> 00:52:41,766 He better get it together soon, 1167 00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:44,726 or those ferrets are gonna take over the world. 1168 00:52:47,511 --> 00:52:48,730 [Chip muffled] Is he okay? 1169 00:52:48,773 --> 00:52:50,862 [groans] 1170 00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:52,951 [PB] Looks like he's still breathing. 1171 00:52:52,995 --> 00:52:54,301 Yep. He's alive. 1172 00:52:54,344 --> 00:52:55,737 Pay up, dog. 1173 00:52:56,999 --> 00:52:58,914 [chomping] 1174 00:52:58,957 --> 00:53:01,482 You bet on if I was alive? 1175 00:53:01,525 --> 00:53:03,701 Nope. I bet on if you were dead. 1176 00:53:03,745 --> 00:53:05,616 I bet you were horribly maimed. 1177 00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,966 -[scoffs] What a fun game. -Hey! 1178 00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:10,142 So, what, uh, what is this place anyway? 1179 00:53:10,186 --> 00:53:11,883 Is this some type of fancy DMV? 1180 00:53:11,927 --> 00:53:15,060 Are you kidding? It's the Hall of Justice. 1181 00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:18,063 This is where the Justice League hangs out. 1182 00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:19,935 I bet they're all super tight buds, 1183 00:53:19,978 --> 00:53:21,458 and they, like, try on each other's clothes 1184 00:53:21,502 --> 00:53:23,286 and then they eat, like, really fun snacks, 1185 00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:25,984 and then they probably just tell each other everything. 1186 00:53:27,203 --> 00:53:30,293 Yeah. Everything. 1187 00:53:30,337 --> 00:53:32,252 [melancholic music playing] 1188 00:53:33,035 --> 00:53:34,036 [sighs] 1189 00:53:37,779 --> 00:53:40,042 He seems sad and defeated. 1190 00:53:40,085 --> 00:53:42,305 So, it is a DMV. 1191 00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:44,873 [sighs] Maybe one of us should go talk to him. 1192 00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:46,178 Not it. 1193 00:53:46,222 --> 00:53:48,964 Ace, you always know what to say. 1194 00:53:50,226 --> 00:53:52,010 [melancholic music continues] 1195 00:54:14,119 --> 00:54:15,338 -Watch out for the-- -[metallic thud] 1196 00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:16,992 -[Ace groans] -...invisible jet. 1197 00:54:20,561 --> 00:54:22,824 I just want to be alone. 1198 00:54:22,867 --> 00:54:25,392 This is the best place to watch the sunset. 1199 00:54:25,435 --> 00:54:28,220 You wanna be alone, why don't you go someplace uglier? 1200 00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:30,701 Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman? 1201 00:54:30,745 --> 00:54:32,355 Of course I do. 1202 00:54:32,399 --> 00:54:34,357 He's my best friend. 1203 00:54:34,401 --> 00:54:35,924 At least I thought he was. 1204 00:54:37,229 --> 00:54:39,319 Things are changing so fast, 1205 00:54:39,362 --> 00:54:41,973 he didn't even tell me he was getting married. 1206 00:54:42,017 --> 00:54:43,714 That's what's got your leash all twisted, huh? 1207 00:54:44,454 --> 00:54:45,803 [Ace sighs] 1208 00:54:45,847 --> 00:54:48,806 Yeah, well, people are complicated. 1209 00:54:49,981 --> 00:54:51,156 How would you know? 1210 00:54:52,157 --> 00:54:53,115 Nah, forget it. 1211 00:54:55,117 --> 00:54:56,945 [sentimental music playing] 1212 00:55:01,036 --> 00:55:02,951 [gasps] You had an owner. 1213 00:55:05,127 --> 00:55:06,911 Right. That's your business. 1214 00:55:06,955 --> 00:55:08,217 I am not gonna pry. 1215 00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,264 Was he nice? 1216 00:55:12,308 --> 00:55:13,353 [groans] 1217 00:55:15,529 --> 00:55:16,965 They. 1218 00:55:17,008 --> 00:55:18,923 My owner was a family. 1219 00:55:18,967 --> 00:55:22,318 ♪ We all come from somewhere♪ 1220 00:55:22,362 --> 00:55:25,190 ♪ Even when you know where 1221 00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:26,496 [Ace] A mom, 1222 00:55:27,279 --> 00:55:28,368 a dad, 1223 00:55:29,412 --> 00:55:30,457 and her. 1224 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,284 [baby laughing] 1225 00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:36,767 ♪ You can count on me 1226 00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:39,553 ♪ And I can count on you 1227 00:55:39,596 --> 00:55:43,426 ♪ That's what friends do 1228 00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:48,866 ♪ Life can be a long maze 1229 00:55:48,910 --> 00:55:52,043 ♪ Filled with good and bad days ♪ 1230 00:55:52,087 --> 00:55:55,177 ♪ Walls can make you feel safe ♪ 1231 00:55:55,220 --> 00:56:00,138 ♪ But they'll block the view 1232 00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:03,141 ♪ You can count on me 1233 00:56:03,185 --> 00:56:05,883 ♪ And I can count on you 1234 00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:09,017 ♪ That's what friends do 1235 00:56:09,060 --> 00:56:11,193 [baby crying] 1236 00:56:11,236 --> 00:56:16,285 ♪ You'll see, that when your heart feels hollow ♪ 1237 00:56:16,328 --> 00:56:19,680 ♪ That only means there's room ♪ 1238 00:56:19,723 --> 00:56:23,814 ♪ To dream a different dream 1239 00:56:23,858 --> 00:56:29,254 ♪ So set it free and smile through the sorrow ♪ 1240 00:56:29,298 --> 00:56:35,304 ♪ You'll be the brightest light this world has ever seen ♪ 1241 00:56:35,347 --> 00:56:38,655 Ace, what you did for that little girl... 1242 00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:41,484 Nah. It was nothin'. 1243 00:56:41,528 --> 00:56:43,878 I just did what any dog would do. 1244 00:56:43,921 --> 00:56:46,750 And they just gave you away? 1245 00:56:46,794 --> 00:56:48,317 I don't blame them. 1246 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,667 They were just protecting their kid. 1247 00:56:50,711 --> 00:56:52,408 But you saved her. 1248 00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:53,888 And I'd do it again. 1249 00:56:55,237 --> 00:56:56,543 Worst day of my life, 1250 00:56:56,586 --> 00:56:58,327 but I wouldn't change a thing about it. 1251 00:56:58,806 --> 00:56:59,981 Why not? 1252 00:57:00,024 --> 00:57:02,462 Well, when you love somebody, 1253 00:57:02,505 --> 00:57:04,812 and I mean, you really love them, 1254 00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:07,031 you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em. 1255 00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:10,295 Even if that means letting them go. 1256 00:57:11,993 --> 00:57:13,429 Even if it hurts? 1257 00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:14,778 [Ace chuckles] 1258 00:57:14,822 --> 00:57:17,172 Especially then. 1259 00:57:17,215 --> 00:57:19,522 You know what they say about dogs, don't you? 1260 00:57:19,566 --> 00:57:21,176 Never feed us chocolate. 1261 00:57:22,220 --> 00:57:23,613 We love unconditionally. 1262 00:57:34,189 --> 00:57:35,930 -[whimsical music playing] -[crackling] 1263 00:57:37,366 --> 00:57:38,802 [both grunting] 1264 00:57:38,846 --> 00:57:40,151 -[Merton] Excuse me, sir. -[Chip screams] 1265 00:57:41,762 --> 00:57:42,850 [Chip groans] 1266 00:57:42,893 --> 00:57:44,852 I am really bad at this. 1267 00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:46,201 That's just because 1268 00:57:46,244 --> 00:57:47,898 you're still learning your powers. 1269 00:57:47,942 --> 00:57:50,379 Every hero struggles like this. 1270 00:57:50,422 --> 00:57:53,121 Until they have their training montage. 1271 00:57:54,122 --> 00:57:55,819 ['80s rock music playing] 1272 00:57:57,821 --> 00:57:59,344 [chews loudly] 1273 00:57:59,388 --> 00:58:00,998 [squeaks] 1274 00:58:01,825 --> 00:58:03,435 [knuckles cracking] 1275 00:58:03,479 --> 00:58:04,915 [grunting] 1276 00:58:06,482 --> 00:58:08,571 [yells] 1277 00:58:08,615 --> 00:58:10,530 -[crackling] -[Chip screams] 1278 00:58:10,573 --> 00:58:11,966 [music stops] 1279 00:58:12,009 --> 00:58:13,315 -[Chip continues screaming] -[gasps] 1280 00:58:13,358 --> 00:58:14,969 [grunts, screams] 1281 00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:19,626 -[Chip screams] -[glass shatters] 1282 00:58:19,669 --> 00:58:22,759 [chuckles] They're gonna need a longer montage. 1283 00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:25,370 Those guys, well, they suck visibly. 1284 00:58:25,414 --> 00:58:28,591 Yes, I... I can agree with you there, 1285 00:58:28,635 --> 00:58:30,332 but they're stronger than you think. 1286 00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:31,638 [grunts] 1287 00:58:31,681 --> 00:58:34,336 [Ace] PB just needs to love herself 1288 00:58:34,379 --> 00:58:36,033 as much as she loves everyone else. 1289 00:58:36,077 --> 00:58:37,382 [screams] 1290 00:58:37,426 --> 00:58:39,471 [Ace] Chip needs to feel safe. 1291 00:58:39,515 --> 00:58:41,996 -[Chip exclaims] -And Merton... 1292 00:58:42,039 --> 00:58:44,128 Merton needs leafy greens. 1293 00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:45,303 You really know them, huh? 1294 00:58:45,347 --> 00:58:46,653 It's called listenin'. 1295 00:58:46,696 --> 00:58:48,219 You learn a lot about someone 1296 00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:50,787 when you're locked up with them forever. 1297 00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,441 Wait a minute. 1298 00:58:52,484 --> 00:58:55,052 Lulu was in the shelter with you, too. 1299 00:58:55,096 --> 00:58:56,401 What did you learn about her? 1300 00:58:56,445 --> 00:58:58,055 All that guinea pig ever talked about 1301 00:58:58,099 --> 00:58:59,666 was world domination 1302 00:58:59,709 --> 00:59:02,407 and some bald dude with nice hands. 1303 00:59:02,451 --> 00:59:04,192 -Lex. -[ominous music playing] 1304 00:59:04,235 --> 00:59:07,151 Of course. Stryker's Island. 1305 00:59:07,195 --> 00:59:09,327 She must be going there to spring him. 1306 00:59:09,371 --> 00:59:11,460 Not if we get there first. Come on! 1307 00:59:11,503 --> 00:59:12,592 -Watch out for the-- -[metallic thud] 1308 00:59:12,635 --> 00:59:13,984 [Ace groans] 1309 00:59:14,028 --> 00:59:16,726 Invisible jet. Yep. [groans] 1310 00:59:16,770 --> 00:59:18,467 Maybe put up a sign. 1311 00:59:18,510 --> 00:59:20,121 Or rope it off. 1312 00:59:20,164 --> 00:59:21,644 Maybe some cones. 1313 00:59:21,688 --> 00:59:24,081 -[alarm blaring] -[dramatic music playing] 1314 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:27,041 [robot guard] Intruders. Intruders. 1315 00:59:27,084 --> 00:59:29,043 Adorable intruders. 1316 00:59:30,522 --> 00:59:33,613 They are so cute. 1317 00:59:33,656 --> 00:59:37,007 No. That's my robot brother. 1318 00:59:37,921 --> 00:59:39,488 [Lulu] This is it. 1319 00:59:39,531 --> 00:59:41,621 Finally, the two great minds of our generation, 1320 00:59:41,664 --> 00:59:43,318 back together. [chuckles] 1321 00:59:43,361 --> 00:59:45,320 Your pet is coming for you, Lexi. 1322 00:59:45,363 --> 00:59:46,930 [guinea pigs cheering] 1323 00:59:46,974 --> 00:59:49,672 Oh, no! Oh, gosh! Cheese and crackers! 1324 00:59:49,716 --> 00:59:52,327 -[rock music playing] -[engine starting] 1325 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,555 Oh, my gosh. Wonder Woman has sat, like, right where I'm sitting. 1326 01:00:03,599 --> 01:00:05,383 Actually, I feel like I am her 1327 01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:07,298 because I'm just, like, in her stance, I'm in her seat. 1328 01:00:07,342 --> 01:00:09,344 And there's a peanut wedged in the crack of the seat. 1329 01:00:09,387 --> 01:00:11,085 And now I'm eating her peanut. 1330 01:00:11,128 --> 01:00:13,609 More importantly, can a dog fly a plane? 1331 01:00:13,653 --> 01:00:16,568 Of course. I can fly. This can fly. 1332 01:00:16,612 --> 01:00:18,527 It'll be just like riding a bike. 1333 01:00:18,570 --> 01:00:20,442 Do you know how to ride a bike? 1334 01:00:20,485 --> 01:00:22,096 No, I know how to fly. 1335 01:00:22,139 --> 01:00:23,314 [groans] 1336 01:00:23,358 --> 01:00:24,881 Relax, we'll be fine. 1337 01:00:24,925 --> 01:00:26,100 [alarm beeping] 1338 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,406 Stop saying that! 1339 01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:29,843 We're never fine! 1340 01:00:29,886 --> 01:00:32,149 [all screaming] 1341 01:00:34,238 --> 01:00:36,240 [all continue screaming] 1342 01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:47,687 [suspenseful music playing] 1343 01:00:47,730 --> 01:00:50,341 -[Ace groans] -[PB] Who shot us down? 1344 01:00:50,385 --> 01:00:53,301 Wonder Woman's invisible jet is invisible. 1345 01:00:53,344 --> 01:00:55,564 It's really more transparent. 1346 01:00:55,607 --> 01:00:57,044 [meows] 1347 01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:59,481 [purring] 1348 01:00:59,524 --> 01:01:01,222 Whiskers? 1349 01:01:01,265 --> 01:01:03,572 Out of the way, cat child. We have to get to Stryker's. 1350 01:01:03,615 --> 01:01:06,749 Sorry, I can't do that. Lulu saved my life. 1351 01:01:06,793 --> 01:01:08,185 Now, I must take yours. 1352 01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:09,752 Goodbye. 1353 01:01:09,796 --> 01:01:11,972 [dramatic music playing] 1354 01:01:12,015 --> 01:01:13,625 -[Krypto yelps] -[PB screams] 1355 01:01:14,888 --> 01:01:16,367 [humming] 1356 01:01:16,411 --> 01:01:17,760 ♪ La-di-da-di-da ♪ 1357 01:01:20,589 --> 01:01:22,069 [all screaming] 1358 01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:25,463 [Whiskers laughing menacingly] 1359 01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:27,248 In here. 1360 01:01:30,381 --> 01:01:31,861 Okay. Everybody stay quiet. 1361 01:01:31,905 --> 01:01:33,776 -[explosion] -Uh-oh. 1362 01:01:33,820 --> 01:01:35,560 -What "oh"? -I'm gonna... 1363 01:01:35,604 --> 01:01:36,910 No, never mind. 1364 01:01:36,953 --> 01:01:38,259 No, wait, never mind. 1365 01:01:38,302 --> 01:01:39,521 Never mind, never mind. 1366 01:01:40,783 --> 01:01:41,784 [horn honks] 1367 01:01:43,525 --> 01:01:46,833 -[romantic music playing] -What's happening, handsome? 1368 01:01:46,876 --> 01:01:48,922 Come on, we're both grown-ups. 1369 01:01:48,965 --> 01:01:50,488 Don't leave me hanging, okay? 1370 01:01:50,532 --> 01:01:51,838 [laughs, gasps] 1371 01:01:51,881 --> 01:01:53,361 [whiskers laughing menacingly] 1372 01:01:53,404 --> 01:01:55,624 [muffled] Ay, she's going to see us. 1373 01:01:55,667 --> 01:01:57,060 [grunts] 1374 01:01:57,104 --> 01:01:59,019 [breathes heavily] PB, I'm gonna need you 1375 01:01:59,062 --> 01:02:00,803 to get a little smaller. 1376 01:02:00,847 --> 01:02:03,763 I know, I just can't control it. 1377 01:02:03,806 --> 01:02:09,203 [sighs] Even with powers, I'm nothing like Wonder Woman. 1378 01:02:09,246 --> 01:02:13,816 [Whiskers in sing-song voice] One, two, kitty's coming for you. 1379 01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:17,167 PB, there's something you should know about Wonder Woman. 1380 01:02:17,211 --> 01:02:18,865 Praise be her name. 1381 01:02:18,908 --> 01:02:21,693 Diana is fiercely independent, completely her own woman. 1382 01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:23,565 And if you really wanna be like her, 1383 01:02:23,608 --> 01:02:24,784 you'll be yourself. 1384 01:02:29,005 --> 01:02:30,833 [grunts] 1385 01:02:30,877 --> 01:02:32,792 -[Merton exhales] -[PB gasps] 1386 01:02:34,924 --> 01:02:36,491 [Whiskers laughing menacingly] 1387 01:02:36,534 --> 01:02:39,102 I'm gonna rip you limb from limb. 1388 01:02:39,146 --> 01:02:41,713 Okay, Chip, time to light that kitty up. 1389 01:02:41,757 --> 01:02:45,108 But what if the demonic laser gatodevours me? 1390 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,109 Or all of us? 1391 01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:47,632 Or she only spares me, 1392 01:02:47,676 --> 01:02:50,810 and I forever carry the guilt of survival? 1393 01:02:50,853 --> 01:02:52,986 Chip, we all go to dark places. 1394 01:02:53,029 --> 01:02:55,510 I thought about throwing Lois Lane in the ocean. 1395 01:02:55,553 --> 01:02:57,512 But you can't spend the rest of your life 1396 01:02:57,555 --> 01:02:59,427 stuck in your own head. 1397 01:02:59,470 --> 01:03:00,863 You're right. 1398 01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:02,865 It is really scary in here. 1399 01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:06,651 Okay. You can do this, Chip. 1400 01:03:07,522 --> 01:03:09,002 Get out of your head! 1401 01:03:09,045 --> 01:03:10,873 [heroic music playing] 1402 01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:12,570 [laughs] 1403 01:03:12,614 --> 01:03:13,615 -[Krypto grunts] -[Chip yelps] 1404 01:03:15,486 --> 01:03:18,489 All right, let's get to the bottom of Merton. 1405 01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:21,405 It all started in Central City, 1854. 1406 01:03:21,449 --> 01:03:23,494 [dramatic music playing] 1407 01:03:23,538 --> 01:03:25,888 I'm just a sweet little purr-purr baby. 1408 01:03:25,932 --> 01:03:27,455 Why won't you play with me? 1409 01:03:29,457 --> 01:03:31,546 And I had a whole period in the '60s 1410 01:03:31,589 --> 01:03:33,287 where I was basically a full-time alchemist. 1411 01:03:33,330 --> 01:03:35,680 [groans] Merton, we don't have time. 1412 01:03:35,724 --> 01:03:37,944 Here. Try these. 1413 01:03:37,987 --> 01:03:39,902 [uplifting music playing] 1414 01:03:39,946 --> 01:03:41,599 [Merton] Whoa! 1415 01:03:41,643 --> 01:03:43,775 None of you are turtles! 1416 01:03:43,819 --> 01:03:46,648 -This explains so much! -[uplifting music fades] 1417 01:03:46,691 --> 01:03:48,519 -[Chip gasps] -[Whiskers] Super-Pets, 1418 01:03:48,563 --> 01:03:50,304 come out to play. 1419 01:03:53,176 --> 01:03:56,310 [sighs] That monster is lucky I don't have my heat vision. 1420 01:03:56,353 --> 01:03:58,442 Good thing you've got something better. 1421 01:03:58,486 --> 01:03:59,443 What's that? 1422 01:03:59,487 --> 01:04:00,575 Us, you idiot. 1423 01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:07,277 Okay, pack. I have a plan. 1424 01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:08,626 [dramatic music playing] 1425 01:04:09,932 --> 01:04:11,151 [meows] 1426 01:04:11,847 --> 01:04:13,675 [coughing] 1427 01:04:17,374 --> 01:04:18,767 [grenade pin clinks] 1428 01:04:18,810 --> 01:04:19,855 See you in heck. 1429 01:04:21,639 --> 01:04:22,814 [meows] 1430 01:04:28,124 --> 01:04:29,386 [dramatic music continues] 1431 01:04:31,258 --> 01:04:32,302 [meows] 1432 01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:36,089 [Krypto] What's the matter? 1433 01:04:36,132 --> 01:04:37,655 Cat got your tongue? 1434 01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:40,963 Now! 1435 01:04:41,877 --> 01:04:42,922 [Ace grunts] 1436 01:04:43,661 --> 01:04:45,272 [gags] 1437 01:04:48,231 --> 01:04:50,451 Boom-boom-boom. Here I go. 1438 01:04:50,494 --> 01:04:52,366 Mrs. Fast Pants. 1439 01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,285 ["Theme from A Summer Place" playing] 1440 01:05:11,559 --> 01:05:12,603 Mm. 1441 01:05:17,608 --> 01:05:19,393 [smacking lips] 1442 01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:31,927 Meow, meow, buh-bye. 1443 01:05:32,710 --> 01:05:34,451 [music stops] 1444 01:05:34,495 --> 01:05:35,583 [dramatic music playing] 1445 01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:37,759 [grunts] 1446 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:40,501 Uh-oh. 1447 01:05:41,937 --> 01:05:43,286 [grunts] 1448 01:05:46,028 --> 01:05:47,508 [explosion] 1449 01:05:49,771 --> 01:05:51,860 [Whiskers] I still have eight more lives. 1450 01:05:51,903 --> 01:05:53,035 [heroic music playing] 1451 01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:54,689 Come on. 1452 01:05:54,732 --> 01:05:56,125 [Krypto] How fun was that? 1453 01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:58,127 [Ace] A missile was shot into my chest! 1454 01:05:58,171 --> 01:05:59,520 [Krypto] Uh, that's one way to put it. 1455 01:05:59,563 --> 01:06:00,956 [Ace] There's no other way to put it. 1456 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,567 A missile was just shot into my chest. 1457 01:06:03,611 --> 01:06:06,396 The threat was neutered, thanks to Krypto and friends. 1458 01:06:07,310 --> 01:06:09,182 This is amazing! 1459 01:06:09,225 --> 01:06:12,707 -Yes! Humanity is saved. -No! 1460 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:15,623 My baby made friends. 1461 01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:21,150 If you all had pets, you'd understand. 1462 01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:23,979 You know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord. 1463 01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:26,068 And tore up my couch. 1464 01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:27,635 Man, I loved that couch. 1465 01:06:27,678 --> 01:06:30,420 On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon, 1466 01:06:30,464 --> 01:06:32,031 but he thought we were dating. 1467 01:06:32,074 --> 01:06:34,555 All the creatures of the sea are my friends. 1468 01:06:34,598 --> 01:06:38,080 Except for that one eel who knows what he did. 1469 01:06:38,124 --> 01:06:40,561 Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy. 1470 01:06:40,604 --> 01:06:42,476 Oh! Are you allergic or...? 1471 01:06:42,519 --> 01:06:45,783 As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats. 1472 01:06:45,827 --> 01:06:47,829 I can still hear the screams 1473 01:06:47,872 --> 01:06:50,527 as their dark wings flapped around me, 1474 01:06:50,571 --> 01:06:53,139 scratching my chubby, childish flesh. 1475 01:06:53,182 --> 01:06:55,663 I'm tormented every waking moment. 1476 01:06:58,796 --> 01:07:01,016 I really think a pet would be good for you. 1477 01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:02,365 [dramatic music playing] 1478 01:07:03,236 --> 01:07:05,020 [both sniffing] 1479 01:07:08,023 --> 01:07:09,459 [gasps] I got Lulu's scent. 1480 01:07:09,503 --> 01:07:10,895 [sniffs] She's this way. 1481 01:07:10,939 --> 01:07:13,768 [scoffs] Well, look at you being a dog. 1482 01:07:13,811 --> 01:07:16,466 Also, the prisoners had egg salad for lunch... 1483 01:07:16,510 --> 01:07:18,381 and down that hall... [sniffs] 1484 01:07:18,425 --> 01:07:19,948 Oh, dang, [sniffs] 1485 01:07:19,991 --> 01:07:21,428 I think a robot guard got his heart broken. 1486 01:07:22,733 --> 01:07:24,300 Dolores. 1487 01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:27,869 [melancholic music playing] 1488 01:07:27,912 --> 01:07:31,090 I'll admit, sometimes it can be a little too specific. 1489 01:07:31,133 --> 01:07:32,178 [rumbling] 1490 01:07:32,221 --> 01:07:33,701 [ominous music playing] 1491 01:07:35,572 --> 01:07:37,835 -Lex! I'm here! -[sentimental music playing] 1492 01:07:39,010 --> 01:07:41,448 -We're finally reunited. -Halt. 1493 01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:46,627 Ah. The student returns to the teacher. 1494 01:07:46,670 --> 01:07:48,629 Oh, good. Your marmot baby. 1495 01:07:48,672 --> 01:07:50,196 Shove it. 1496 01:07:50,239 --> 01:07:52,198 I'm his favorite henchman, not you, you piece of... 1497 01:07:52,241 --> 01:07:54,200 [Lulu squeaking] 1498 01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:56,158 [clears throat] 1499 01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:58,465 Now, I have a present for you. 1500 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:00,989 Um, it's not here, but I have pictures of it. 1501 01:08:01,032 --> 01:08:02,599 Loser, loser. 1502 01:08:02,643 --> 01:08:04,253 Look at all their dumb outfits. 1503 01:08:04,297 --> 01:08:08,039 Huh. My evil plan to take out the Justice League. 1504 01:08:08,083 --> 01:08:10,955 [chuckles] Wow! You really did study. 1505 01:08:10,999 --> 01:08:13,828 Ooh! And wait until you see this. 1506 01:08:13,871 --> 01:08:16,222 Okay, I don't know how that got in there. 1507 01:08:16,265 --> 01:08:17,788 No one wants that, right? 1508 01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:20,008 [chuckles] Well, clearly, I've been hacked. 1509 01:08:20,051 --> 01:08:22,053 Okay, let's get you out of here. 1510 01:08:22,097 --> 01:08:24,143 Oh, I can't believe this is finally happening. 1511 01:08:24,186 --> 01:08:26,188 I can't believe this is actually happening. 1512 01:08:26,232 --> 01:08:28,016 [dramatic music playing] 1513 01:08:28,059 --> 01:08:30,236 [yelling] 1514 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,500 [electricity crackling] 1515 01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:34,892 [heroic music playing] 1516 01:08:34,936 --> 01:08:36,503 This ends now, rodent. 1517 01:08:36,546 --> 01:08:39,027 You were just defeated by... Let me remember it. 1518 01:08:39,070 --> 01:08:41,334 The League of Super-Pets. 1519 01:08:41,377 --> 01:08:43,162 Brring, brring. Hello, who's there? 1520 01:08:43,205 --> 01:08:44,772 Uh, the League of Super-Pets. 1521 01:08:44,815 --> 01:08:47,514 Give it up, Lulu. It's over. 1522 01:08:47,557 --> 01:08:50,299 You idiots. You're actually getting the hang of this. 1523 01:08:50,343 --> 01:08:52,736 I'm toast. I'm a goner. 1524 01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:53,868 Not. 1525 01:08:53,911 --> 01:08:56,218 [sinister music swells] 1526 01:08:56,262 --> 01:08:58,307 [Ace] No! 1527 01:08:58,351 --> 01:09:00,614 [Lulu] One more step and the puppy gets it. 1528 01:09:01,789 --> 01:09:03,530 Unless your friends 1529 01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:06,185 walk into those cells over there. 1530 01:09:06,228 --> 01:09:07,882 Ace, attack. I'll be fine. 1531 01:09:07,925 --> 01:09:09,666 [chuckling] You'll be a pancake. 1532 01:09:09,710 --> 01:09:11,407 Okay, I'm gonna count to three 1533 01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:13,192 and I'll start at two 'cause I'm evil. 1534 01:09:13,235 --> 01:09:14,193 Two... 1535 01:09:14,236 --> 01:09:16,107 All right, Lulu. You win. 1536 01:09:16,151 --> 01:09:18,284 No! Don't listen to her. 1537 01:09:18,327 --> 01:09:19,894 What choice do we have? 1538 01:09:19,937 --> 01:09:22,113 [Lulu] Oh, I didn't know they were gonna be so sad. 1539 01:09:23,376 --> 01:09:25,595 He doesn't wanna go in the cage, 1540 01:09:25,639 --> 01:09:29,077 but he has to, to save the other one. 1541 01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:31,210 Everyone is upset. [chuckles] 1542 01:09:34,038 --> 01:09:35,475 ♪ The dogs are sad 1543 01:09:35,518 --> 01:09:36,911 ♪ The turtle's sad 1544 01:09:36,954 --> 01:09:40,393 ♪ And the squirrel is sad 1545 01:09:40,436 --> 01:09:43,265 -[PB grunting] -[dramatic music playing] 1546 01:09:43,309 --> 01:09:45,267 Okay. Now then, where was I? 1547 01:09:49,967 --> 01:09:51,926 Let me look at you, my pet. 1548 01:09:52,448 --> 01:09:53,841 Oh, Lex. 1549 01:09:53,884 --> 01:09:55,408 [romantic music playing] 1550 01:10:00,021 --> 01:10:04,765 ♪ What the world needs now♪ 1551 01:10:04,808 --> 01:10:07,768 ♪ Is love, sweet love 1552 01:10:08,899 --> 01:10:12,076 ♪ It's the only thing 1553 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:15,515 ♪ That there's just too little of ♪ 1554 01:10:15,558 --> 01:10:16,951 -Lex? -[romantic music stops] 1555 01:10:16,994 --> 01:10:18,126 Lex, what are you doing? 1556 01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:20,215 We're a team. 1557 01:10:20,259 --> 01:10:21,564 Lex, we were scientists together. 1558 01:10:21,608 --> 01:10:23,349 No. Lex, what are you doing? 1559 01:10:23,392 --> 01:10:25,699 I mean, come on. You didn't expect me to share credit 1560 01:10:25,742 --> 01:10:27,222 with a rodent, did you? 1561 01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:29,355 [shouts] Lex! 1562 01:10:29,398 --> 01:10:30,791 [sobbing] 1563 01:10:30,834 --> 01:10:33,663 [Merton] Oh! Little turn of events! 1564 01:10:33,707 --> 01:10:36,753 ♪ The guinea pig is sad 1565 01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:37,972 [grunts] 1566 01:10:38,755 --> 01:10:39,974 [sighs] 1567 01:10:40,017 --> 01:10:42,019 [breathing heavily] 1568 01:10:42,063 --> 01:10:45,240 Lulu, I know you're hurting, but join our pack. 1569 01:10:45,284 --> 01:10:46,633 Hold up, wait! For real? 1570 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:48,591 She left us to die in a fire, remember? 1571 01:10:48,635 --> 01:10:50,550 Yeah, but if we work together, 1572 01:10:50,593 --> 01:10:52,987 we can get outta here and save Superman. 1573 01:10:54,336 --> 01:10:56,338 Huh. You truly love him. 1574 01:10:56,382 --> 01:10:57,687 Of course I do. 1575 01:10:57,731 --> 01:10:59,341 You're a fool. 1576 01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:01,778 He'll only break your heart. 1577 01:11:01,822 --> 01:11:04,215 Luckily, I'm going to do you a favor, 1578 01:11:04,259 --> 01:11:07,480 and destroy him before he gets the chance. 1579 01:11:07,523 --> 01:11:09,308 What are you talking about? 1580 01:11:09,351 --> 01:11:13,007 Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale? 1581 01:11:13,050 --> 01:11:15,139 In 28 minutes, the entire Justice League 1582 01:11:15,183 --> 01:11:17,359 is gonna go kaboom. 1583 01:11:17,403 --> 01:11:22,016 If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours. 1584 01:11:22,059 --> 01:11:24,148 No. I won't let you hurt him. 1585 01:11:24,192 --> 01:11:25,846 Just one question, 1586 01:11:25,889 --> 01:11:28,849 how are you gonna stop me when you're trapped in a cage? 1587 01:11:28,892 --> 01:11:30,590 You're trapped, too, genius. 1588 01:11:30,633 --> 01:11:33,419 Yes, I know. But just like at the shelter, 1589 01:11:33,462 --> 01:11:36,900 I always have an exit strategy. 1590 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:38,946 Hey, girl. 1591 01:11:38,989 --> 01:11:40,861 Dish, queen. How'd it go with Lex? 1592 01:11:41,427 --> 01:11:43,690 [growls] 1593 01:11:43,733 --> 01:11:45,518 Okay, I feel like I can say this now, 1594 01:11:45,561 --> 01:11:47,128 I never liked him. 1595 01:11:47,171 --> 01:11:48,738 Lex will pay for what he's done. 1596 01:11:50,610 --> 01:11:52,351 Right alongside the Justice League. 1597 01:11:52,394 --> 01:11:53,961 [ominous music playing] 1598 01:11:56,224 --> 01:11:57,791 You won't get away with this. 1599 01:11:57,834 --> 01:12:01,011 I say this with love. You are all losers. 1600 01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:04,058 You've always been losers, and you'll continue to be losers 1601 01:12:04,101 --> 01:12:06,582 until the end of your loser lives. 1602 01:12:06,626 --> 01:12:08,715 Oh, and Krypto, 1603 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:10,978 I'll be sure to say goodbye to Superman for you. 1604 01:12:16,418 --> 01:12:18,681 -[timer beeping] -[ominous music fades] 1605 01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:20,683 Well, well, well. 1606 01:12:20,727 --> 01:12:22,903 If it isn't the Justice League, 1607 01:12:22,946 --> 01:12:26,428 captured by me, entirely on my own. 1608 01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:28,561 The guinea pig did literally everything. 1609 01:12:28,604 --> 01:12:31,955 [Lex] Yes, gotta admit, doesn't feel great. 1610 01:12:31,999 --> 01:12:33,392 But it's all worth it. 1611 01:12:33,435 --> 01:12:35,916 Because you chumps are going down for good. 1612 01:12:35,959 --> 01:12:38,135 [ominous music playing] 1613 01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:40,573 [Super-Pets grunting] 1614 01:12:40,616 --> 01:12:42,052 [somber music playing] 1615 01:12:42,096 --> 01:12:43,097 [Krypto] It's no use. 1616 01:12:43,140 --> 01:12:44,533 These cells were designed 1617 01:12:44,577 --> 01:12:47,057 to keep anyone with powers from escaping. 1618 01:12:47,101 --> 01:12:49,146 You'd have to be as strong as Superman to get out. 1619 01:12:50,713 --> 01:12:52,933 Well, we can't just give up. 1620 01:12:52,976 --> 01:12:55,065 There's a difference between giving up 1621 01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:56,980 and knowing when it's over. 1622 01:12:57,024 --> 01:13:00,070 Mm-mmm. No way. Not for superheroes. 1623 01:13:00,114 --> 01:13:01,724 I'm not a superhero. 1624 01:13:02,725 --> 01:13:04,379 I'm not even a good dog. 1625 01:13:06,599 --> 01:13:07,817 When I was a puppy, 1626 01:13:07,861 --> 01:13:10,080 I promised I'd watch over Superman. 1627 01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:11,604 And I failed. 1628 01:13:11,647 --> 01:13:13,910 All because I was jealous of Lois. 1629 01:13:13,954 --> 01:13:16,043 Who wouldn't be? Have you seen those bangs? 1630 01:13:16,086 --> 01:13:18,088 Ba-bang! 1631 01:13:18,132 --> 01:13:20,351 Superman was my only friend 1632 01:13:20,395 --> 01:13:22,963 and I was afraid to lose that. 1633 01:13:23,006 --> 01:13:24,791 But you can't blame yourself. 1634 01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:26,923 I'm the only one to blame. 1635 01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:28,490 If I really was his friend, 1636 01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:30,187 I'd have been there for him no matter what. 1637 01:13:31,362 --> 01:13:32,538 My father was right. 1638 01:13:33,887 --> 01:13:35,323 My problem is me. 1639 01:13:40,937 --> 01:13:42,896 [sniffles] I'm sorry. 1640 01:13:42,939 --> 01:13:44,898 Nah, man, you're good. 1641 01:13:44,941 --> 01:13:47,466 You're just finally being real with yourself. 1642 01:13:47,509 --> 01:13:49,903 You can't have justice without truth. 1643 01:13:49,946 --> 01:13:51,078 Thanks, Ace. 1644 01:13:51,992 --> 01:13:53,254 But it's too late. 1645 01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:56,997 Are you sure about that, perrito? 1646 01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:58,520 -What do you mean? -[dramatic music playing] 1647 01:13:58,564 --> 01:13:59,652 You're flying. 1648 01:13:59,695 --> 01:14:00,740 What? 1649 01:14:00,783 --> 01:14:01,828 I'm... 1650 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:03,525 My powers. 1651 01:14:03,569 --> 01:14:05,222 I'm back! 1652 01:14:05,266 --> 01:14:07,442 The kryptonite has left the dog. 1653 01:14:07,486 --> 01:14:09,836 [sniffing] Well, that does smell like sandalwood. 1654 01:14:10,793 --> 01:14:12,360 [grunts] 1655 01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:20,629 All right, time to save the Justice League. 1656 01:14:20,673 --> 01:14:23,066 -[Chip speaking Spanish] -Let's crack some skulls. 1657 01:14:25,286 --> 01:14:27,288 No, you've done enough. 1658 01:14:27,331 --> 01:14:29,290 Um, say what now? 1659 01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:32,162 I started this with one best friend to save 1660 01:14:32,206 --> 01:14:33,773 and now I have four more. 1661 01:14:33,816 --> 01:14:35,818 Aw! He means us. 1662 01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:39,300 I can't let you keep risking your lives for my mistake. 1663 01:14:39,343 --> 01:14:41,476 But don't worry, when this is over, 1664 01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:43,522 I'm still taking you all to that farm. 1665 01:14:44,348 --> 01:14:45,654 Pup, up and away! 1666 01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:49,484 You believe that dog? 1667 01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:50,964 Has an emotional breakthrough, 1668 01:14:51,007 --> 01:14:53,532 gets his powers back, and then bounces. 1669 01:14:53,575 --> 01:14:55,838 -I thought it was sweet. -Me, too. 1670 01:14:55,882 --> 01:14:58,580 I'm medium on it, you know, if I'm honest. 1671 01:15:01,061 --> 01:15:02,715 [sinister music playing] 1672 01:15:04,151 --> 01:15:06,327 [metal creaking] 1673 01:15:07,415 --> 01:15:08,677 [people screaming] 1674 01:15:16,859 --> 01:15:19,253 Time for the death of Superman. 1675 01:15:19,296 --> 01:15:21,342 [Krypto] I'm not so sure about that. 1676 01:15:21,385 --> 01:15:22,952 [up-tempo electronic music playing] 1677 01:15:22,996 --> 01:15:24,824 Ugh! This guy again? 1678 01:15:25,346 --> 01:15:26,608 [growls] 1679 01:15:31,265 --> 01:15:32,614 [growls] 1680 01:15:40,753 --> 01:15:41,841 [squeals] 1681 01:15:51,894 --> 01:15:53,461 [screams] 1682 01:15:55,811 --> 01:15:57,378 [groans] 1683 01:15:58,509 --> 01:16:01,556 -[groans] -[music stops] 1684 01:16:02,513 --> 01:16:03,776 [sighs] 1685 01:16:03,819 --> 01:16:05,212 [chuckles nervously] 1686 01:16:05,255 --> 01:16:07,214 -[squeaking] -[sinister music playing] 1687 01:16:09,695 --> 01:16:11,305 Any last words? 1688 01:16:11,348 --> 01:16:14,656 -[groans] I love saying that. -[rumbling] 1689 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:18,051 Any last words? Ooh, it is fun. 1690 01:16:18,094 --> 01:16:20,575 [chuckling] Hey. You liked my little joke? 1691 01:16:20,619 --> 01:16:23,012 Lockin' you up in the cell. [laughs] 1692 01:16:23,056 --> 01:16:25,580 That was funny, right? Right? 1693 01:16:25,624 --> 01:16:28,148 No, hey, come on, it's me. Papa Lex. 1694 01:16:28,191 --> 01:16:29,845 No, hey... What? Come on! 1695 01:16:30,803 --> 01:16:33,501 [laughing menacingly] 1696 01:16:33,544 --> 01:16:35,634 Yeah, I don't get paid enough for this, no. 1697 01:16:35,677 --> 01:16:36,896 [elevator dings] 1698 01:16:36,939 --> 01:16:38,245 Lock the gates. 1699 01:16:40,639 --> 01:16:43,032 [machine beeping] 1700 01:16:43,076 --> 01:16:44,425 Ew, I can't wait that long. 1701 01:16:44,468 --> 01:16:46,383 Let's do it now. I want to do it now. 1702 01:16:47,950 --> 01:16:49,430 [Mark] Are you sure about this? 1703 01:16:49,473 --> 01:16:51,432 I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind. 1704 01:16:51,475 --> 01:16:54,565 We liked the kidnapping, but if you do this, they'll die. 1705 01:16:54,609 --> 01:16:55,915 That's the point of... 1706 01:16:55,958 --> 01:16:57,917 What did you think we were doing? 1707 01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:00,006 Mark, Keith, suffer. 1708 01:17:00,702 --> 01:17:02,530 [both screaming] 1709 01:17:02,573 --> 01:17:03,923 [Krypto] Stand down. 1710 01:17:04,967 --> 01:17:06,621 [dramatic music playing] 1711 01:17:06,665 --> 01:17:08,318 Okay, Krypto, you are definitely stalking me now. 1712 01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:09,711 I'm, like, creeped out. 1713 01:17:09,755 --> 01:17:11,539 -[gasps] -Bye. 1714 01:17:11,582 --> 01:17:12,801 [Krypto grunts] 1715 01:17:16,022 --> 01:17:17,501 [gasps] Fly over there. 1716 01:17:17,545 --> 01:17:19,547 You mean, toward the murder rodent? 1717 01:17:19,590 --> 01:17:20,766 Where is Superman? 1718 01:17:20,809 --> 01:17:22,245 You're too late. 1719 01:17:22,289 --> 01:17:23,769 I'm sending him back to the place 1720 01:17:23,812 --> 01:17:25,596 from whence he came from. 1721 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:26,641 Boop! 1722 01:17:28,643 --> 01:17:30,297 [alarm blaring] 1723 01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:32,038 [building rumbling] 1724 01:17:32,081 --> 01:17:34,301 [laughing maniacally] 1725 01:17:34,344 --> 01:17:35,389 No! 1726 01:17:35,432 --> 01:17:37,913 [Lulu continues laughing] 1727 01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:42,091 [building crashing, rumbling] 1728 01:17:42,135 --> 01:17:43,571 What... What's going on? 1729 01:17:43,614 --> 01:17:45,094 [Lex] Uh, yeah, funny story. 1730 01:17:45,138 --> 01:17:47,401 I, uh, turned my office into a rocket ship. 1731 01:17:47,444 --> 01:17:48,707 All billionaires have 'em. 1732 01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:49,751 It's true. 1733 01:17:58,934 --> 01:18:00,283 [Mark coughing] 1734 01:18:00,327 --> 01:18:04,287 Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket. 1735 01:18:04,331 --> 01:18:06,637 When it leaves Earth's atmosphere, 1736 01:18:07,987 --> 01:18:09,640 it'll implode. 1737 01:18:09,684 --> 01:18:12,382 [Keith and Mark coughing] 1738 01:18:15,864 --> 01:18:17,779 We're just coughing. Go! 1739 01:18:17,823 --> 01:18:19,215 I'm coming for you, Superman. 1740 01:18:20,782 --> 01:18:22,349 Uh-uh-uh! 1741 01:18:22,392 --> 01:18:23,611 Not so fast. 1742 01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:25,961 [pilot yelps] 1743 01:18:26,005 --> 01:18:27,397 -[screaming] -[gasps] 1744 01:18:27,441 --> 01:18:28,921 [Lulu] Who gets to live, doggy? 1745 01:18:28,964 --> 01:18:32,011 The man you love, or the woman he does? 1746 01:18:32,054 --> 01:18:34,013 You can't save them both on your own. 1747 01:18:35,492 --> 01:18:36,842 [distant boom] 1748 01:18:42,021 --> 01:18:43,196 What's up, dog? 1749 01:18:43,239 --> 01:18:45,720 Ugh, what is this? PAW Patrol? 1750 01:18:45,764 --> 01:18:48,984 [chuckles] I thought I told you guys to stay put. 1751 01:18:49,028 --> 01:18:50,986 When do we ever listen to you? 1752 01:18:52,771 --> 01:18:54,860 Boo! I'm bored! 1753 01:18:54,903 --> 01:18:57,253 -Let's get to the fiery crash. -[snaps fingers] 1754 01:18:57,297 --> 01:18:58,733 [pilot and Lois screaming] 1755 01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:01,518 You save Superman. 1756 01:19:01,562 --> 01:19:03,129 -From a rocket? -I trust you. 1757 01:19:04,434 --> 01:19:06,349 Okay, but from a rocket, though? 1758 01:19:09,396 --> 01:19:10,701 Hop on, y'all. 1759 01:19:10,745 --> 01:19:12,529 Because this pig right here 1760 01:19:12,573 --> 01:19:15,271 [in deep voice] is about to go ham. 1761 01:19:20,581 --> 01:19:21,843 [people gasping] 1762 01:19:21,887 --> 01:19:23,192 [both screaming] 1763 01:19:23,236 --> 01:19:25,151 [tense music playing] 1764 01:19:25,194 --> 01:19:27,936 [both gasping] 1765 01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:30,286 [screaming] 1766 01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:31,679 [helicopter thuds] 1767 01:19:34,987 --> 01:19:36,858 [heroic music playing] 1768 01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,693 [growls] 1769 01:19:46,781 --> 01:19:48,827 That thing took our Superman. 1770 01:19:49,828 --> 01:19:51,133 She's goin' down. 1771 01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,876 [PB grunting] 1772 01:19:57,052 --> 01:19:59,098 [in deep voice] Merton, hit it. 1773 01:20:05,147 --> 01:20:07,280 [Chip screaming] 1774 01:20:14,287 --> 01:20:15,331 [Chip] Ay! 1775 01:20:19,335 --> 01:20:20,946 It's over, hamster. 1776 01:20:20,989 --> 01:20:23,165 Hamster? 1777 01:20:23,209 --> 01:20:26,821 A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil. 1778 01:20:31,521 --> 01:20:33,045 A hamster is a chipmunk 1779 01:20:33,088 --> 01:20:36,091 with nothing interesting going on fur-wise. 1780 01:20:36,135 --> 01:20:37,440 [Krypto groans] 1781 01:20:42,706 --> 01:20:43,838 [growls] 1782 01:20:46,797 --> 01:20:49,061 You're up, kid. Open it like a can of tuna. 1783 01:20:51,498 --> 01:20:53,413 [grunting] 1784 01:21:03,249 --> 01:21:04,380 [screams] 1785 01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:11,910 -Well, I loosened it for you. -[chuckles sheepishly] 1786 01:21:11,953 --> 01:21:13,824 [sighs] Man, I hate bein' invulnerable. 1787 01:21:13,868 --> 01:21:16,784 Here we go. This is gonna hurt tomorrow. 1788 01:21:16,827 --> 01:21:18,307 Why couldn't I have been stretchy? 1789 01:21:18,351 --> 01:21:20,005 Or, like, gotten a magic hammer or something. 1790 01:21:21,136 --> 01:21:23,138 [groaning, yells] 1791 01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:28,013 [machine beeping loudly] 1792 01:21:28,056 --> 01:21:29,362 [tense music playing] 1793 01:21:31,930 --> 01:21:33,888 -[metal rattling] -[groaning] 1794 01:21:33,932 --> 01:21:35,498 [machine beeping rapidly] 1795 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:37,065 [explosion] 1796 01:21:39,807 --> 01:21:40,939 No! 1797 01:21:50,078 --> 01:21:51,384 [groaning] 1798 01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:53,342 Face it. 1799 01:21:53,386 --> 01:21:54,822 -It's over. -Huh? 1800 01:22:00,001 --> 01:22:00,959 [groans] 1801 01:22:01,002 --> 01:22:02,656 Your Superman is no more 1802 01:22:02,699 --> 01:22:07,008 and now his precious little dog is about to... 1803 01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:08,531 -What? What is it? -[tense music stops] 1804 01:22:08,575 --> 01:22:10,055 Do I have something on my face? 1805 01:22:10,098 --> 01:22:12,100 Do I have a pimple? Is it wet? Is it ready? 1806 01:22:12,144 --> 01:22:13,493 Should I pop it? [gasps] 1807 01:22:13,536 --> 01:22:15,016 [dramatic music playing] 1808 01:22:17,671 --> 01:22:18,846 [PB grunts] 1809 01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:22,719 [PB groaning] 1810 01:22:23,851 --> 01:22:25,200 [Ace groans] 1811 01:22:25,244 --> 01:22:28,203 Hey, guys. Big fan. 1812 01:22:28,247 --> 01:22:30,989 Um... You all see the giant pig too, right? 1813 01:22:32,207 --> 01:22:33,643 No. How did they...? 1814 01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:35,384 You forgot one thing, Lulu. 1815 01:22:35,428 --> 01:22:37,952 Unlike you, I have friends. 1816 01:22:40,172 --> 01:22:41,434 [Lulu grunts] 1817 01:22:41,477 --> 01:22:42,696 [heroic music playing] 1818 01:22:45,133 --> 01:22:48,049 [screams] 1819 01:22:55,578 --> 01:22:56,840 [grunts] 1820 01:23:02,498 --> 01:23:04,196 [breathing heavily] 1821 01:23:06,633 --> 01:23:08,417 [suspenseful music playing] 1822 01:23:08,461 --> 01:23:11,072 [whispers] You're right, you do have friends. 1823 01:23:12,465 --> 01:23:15,076 But not for long. 1824 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,209 -[rumbling] -[ominous music playing] 1825 01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:28,829 [building rumbling] 1826 01:23:33,573 --> 01:23:35,705 [birds screeching] 1827 01:23:37,229 --> 01:23:38,621 [tires screeching] 1828 01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:46,934 [people screaming] 1829 01:23:51,634 --> 01:23:52,983 [people gasping] 1830 01:23:54,202 --> 01:23:56,117 [ominous music continues] 1831 01:23:59,903 --> 01:24:02,341 [distorted voice] Kneel before Lulu. 1832 01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:04,647 [growls] 1833 01:24:10,610 --> 01:24:12,177 Oh, come on. 1834 01:24:12,220 --> 01:24:13,482 [soft music playing on speakers] 1835 01:24:13,526 --> 01:24:16,877 [distorted voice] I said, kneel! 1836 01:24:21,011 --> 01:24:22,448 [dramatic music playing] 1837 01:24:24,624 --> 01:24:25,712 [groans] 1838 01:24:26,843 --> 01:24:28,628 [groaning] 1839 01:24:30,543 --> 01:24:33,807 [Lulu roars] 1840 01:24:33,850 --> 01:24:36,505 -Try to keep up, turtle. -Okay. 1841 01:24:36,549 --> 01:24:37,724 -Porcine creature... -[gasps] 1842 01:24:37,767 --> 01:24:38,855 ...follow my lead. 1843 01:24:41,597 --> 01:24:43,730 Batman works alone. 1844 01:24:43,773 --> 01:24:46,124 Except for Robin, and Alfred, 1845 01:24:46,167 --> 01:24:47,777 Commissioner Gordon... 1846 01:24:47,821 --> 01:24:49,518 [both grunting] 1847 01:24:49,562 --> 01:24:51,651 [upbeat music playing] 1848 01:24:51,694 --> 01:24:53,305 -[slapping] -[Lulu grunts] 1849 01:24:55,568 --> 01:24:56,873 [roars] 1850 01:24:56,917 --> 01:24:58,440 [Cyborg] Don't mess up my half-fro! 1851 01:25:01,226 --> 01:25:03,184 [Lulu grunts] 1852 01:25:03,228 --> 01:25:05,534 [Flash and Merton laughing] 1853 01:25:05,578 --> 01:25:06,970 I am Aquaman. 1854 01:25:08,146 --> 01:25:09,495 [all grunting] 1855 01:25:09,538 --> 01:25:11,801 [Aquaman grunts, laughs] 1856 01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,020 [Green Lantern laughs] 1857 01:25:13,063 --> 01:25:14,456 Get it, squirrel! 1858 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:15,588 -[Chip laughing] -[Batman] ...Justice League, 1859 01:25:15,631 --> 01:25:17,111 Batgirl, Batwoman, 1860 01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:18,504 my IT crew, 1861 01:25:18,547 --> 01:25:20,680 whoever Morgan Freeman played, 1862 01:25:20,723 --> 01:25:21,942 Ah, what the heck. 1863 01:25:23,770 --> 01:25:24,814 [grunts] 1864 01:25:25,641 --> 01:25:27,252 [groans] 1865 01:25:27,295 --> 01:25:28,862 [Ace snarling] 1866 01:25:28,905 --> 01:25:30,080 [Lulu grunts] 1867 01:25:31,691 --> 01:25:33,867 [Lulu grunting] 1868 01:25:35,825 --> 01:25:38,785 -[roars] -[all screaming] 1869 01:25:38,828 --> 01:25:40,613 -[roaring] -[tense music playing] 1870 01:25:40,656 --> 01:25:42,354 [groaning] 1871 01:25:42,397 --> 01:25:43,790 [groaning] 1872 01:25:46,532 --> 01:25:47,881 [dramatic music playing] 1873 01:25:49,752 --> 01:25:51,145 [grunting] 1874 01:25:55,323 --> 01:25:57,630 -[roars] -[groaning] 1875 01:25:58,979 --> 01:26:00,937 Watch, you pathetic pooch, 1876 01:26:00,981 --> 01:26:03,462 as I destroy everyone you care for. 1877 01:26:03,505 --> 01:26:04,898 And there's nothing in the world 1878 01:26:04,941 --> 01:26:06,508 you can do to stop me. 1879 01:26:09,772 --> 01:26:11,339 [stirring music playing] 1880 01:26:13,298 --> 01:26:14,864 You're right, Lulu, 1881 01:26:14,908 --> 01:26:17,954 there's nothing I can do in this world to stop you. 1882 01:26:17,998 --> 01:26:19,521 What are you talking about, man? 1883 01:26:19,565 --> 01:26:20,870 And why was your syntax 1884 01:26:20,914 --> 01:26:23,264 so oddly structured in that sentence? 1885 01:26:23,308 --> 01:26:25,484 [sighs] Keep an eye on Supes for me. 1886 01:26:26,528 --> 01:26:28,008 Where's he going? 1887 01:26:28,051 --> 01:26:31,403 No. Not the Solar Paw Punch. 1888 01:26:31,446 --> 01:26:33,318 The juice box thing? 1889 01:26:33,361 --> 01:26:34,797 But that'll kill him. 1890 01:26:34,841 --> 01:26:36,408 Krypto, no. 1891 01:26:38,845 --> 01:26:40,847 [dramatic music playing] 1892 01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:46,113 You were right, Ace. 1893 01:26:46,156 --> 01:26:47,506 Whoa, whoa! 1894 01:26:47,549 --> 01:26:49,812 [Lulu] I am a few guineas short of a pig. 1895 01:26:51,336 --> 01:26:52,554 -[Lulu laughs] -[PB] Uh... 1896 01:26:54,861 --> 01:26:56,254 [heroic music playing] 1897 01:26:58,212 --> 01:26:59,692 [Lulu laughs] 1898 01:26:59,735 --> 01:27:00,736 [Green Lantern] Ah! 1899 01:27:00,780 --> 01:27:02,608 [Aquaman grunts] 1900 01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:04,131 [screams] 1901 01:27:04,174 --> 01:27:05,437 [groaning] 1902 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:07,090 [roars] 1903 01:27:10,398 --> 01:27:12,400 [Ace] Well, when you love somebody, 1904 01:27:12,444 --> 01:27:14,794 and I mean, you really love them, 1905 01:27:14,837 --> 01:27:17,840 you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em. 1906 01:27:17,884 --> 01:27:19,102 [Krypto] Even if it hurts? 1907 01:27:19,799 --> 01:27:20,974 [Ace chuckles] 1908 01:27:21,017 --> 01:27:22,149 Especially then. 1909 01:27:25,761 --> 01:27:28,198 [dramatic music swells] 1910 01:27:31,463 --> 01:27:32,638 [groans] 1911 01:27:35,467 --> 01:27:37,207 [all screaming] 1912 01:27:41,647 --> 01:27:43,170 [distant explosion] 1913 01:27:46,521 --> 01:27:48,523 [heroic music playing] 1914 01:27:51,091 --> 01:27:52,919 -[Krypto grunts] -[explosion] 1915 01:27:55,704 --> 01:27:57,706 [yells] 1916 01:28:00,970 --> 01:28:03,059 No! 1917 01:28:09,152 --> 01:28:10,806 [dramatic music playing] 1918 01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:16,029 [groaning loudly] 1919 01:28:22,514 --> 01:28:23,906 [dramatic music fades] 1920 01:28:28,607 --> 01:28:30,391 [solemn music playing] 1921 01:28:33,220 --> 01:28:35,265 -[coughs] -[gentle music playing] 1922 01:28:35,309 --> 01:28:36,702 [Ace groans] 1923 01:28:36,745 --> 01:28:38,878 Man, it sucks being a canine shield. 1924 01:28:38,921 --> 01:28:40,401 -[bones cracking] -[Ace groans] Oof. 1925 01:28:40,445 --> 01:28:41,620 [clicks tongue] 1926 01:28:41,663 --> 01:28:43,926 I think my teeth are still glowing. 1927 01:28:43,970 --> 01:28:46,059 You saved my life, man. 1928 01:28:46,102 --> 01:28:48,540 Hey, well, you were in the middle of saving ours. 1929 01:28:49,932 --> 01:28:51,586 You know what they say about dogs. 1930 01:28:52,413 --> 01:28:54,154 [chuckles] 1931 01:28:54,197 --> 01:28:56,243 So, something did get through that super skull of yours. 1932 01:28:56,286 --> 01:28:57,940 Don't make me take it back. 1933 01:29:01,988 --> 01:29:04,294 -[Keith] Bum, bum, bum. -[Mark] Bye. 1934 01:29:04,991 --> 01:29:06,209 [water splashes] 1935 01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:10,257 What? What have you done to me? 1936 01:29:10,300 --> 01:29:12,085 I'm in hot dog water, aren't I? 1937 01:29:12,128 --> 01:29:13,391 -[both laughing] -[Lulu] No! 1938 01:29:13,434 --> 01:29:14,957 -[both laughing] -Yeah! 1939 01:29:20,441 --> 01:29:23,183 [triumphant music playing] 1940 01:29:23,226 --> 01:29:25,054 [panting] 1941 01:29:25,098 --> 01:29:26,926 [Lois] Oh, thank goodness you're okay. 1942 01:29:29,058 --> 01:29:30,190 [whines] 1943 01:29:34,890 --> 01:29:36,326 I'm happy for you, buddy. 1944 01:29:38,590 --> 01:29:40,374 You know Krypto rescued me? 1945 01:29:40,418 --> 01:29:41,636 I know the feeling. 1946 01:29:43,203 --> 01:29:45,466 He rescued me a long time ago. 1947 01:29:45,510 --> 01:29:47,163 He's a good dog. 1948 01:29:49,209 --> 01:29:50,645 [barks] 1949 01:29:50,689 --> 01:29:51,820 [chuckles] 1950 01:29:51,864 --> 01:29:53,126 Come here, boy. 1951 01:29:55,171 --> 01:29:56,477 [barks] 1952 01:29:56,521 --> 01:29:58,087 [grunts, laughs] Hey. 1953 01:29:58,131 --> 01:29:59,611 [chuckles] 1954 01:29:59,654 --> 01:30:00,916 [Krypto panting] 1955 01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:02,918 I'm sorry, Krypto. 1956 01:30:02,962 --> 01:30:05,704 You know you'll always be my best friend. 1957 01:30:05,747 --> 01:30:07,967 And nothing can ever change that. 1958 01:30:09,011 --> 01:30:10,273 [Krypto whines] 1959 01:30:13,755 --> 01:30:15,104 Oh, one more thing. 1960 01:30:19,108 --> 01:30:20,588 [Superman chuckles] 1961 01:30:20,632 --> 01:30:22,111 -[gentle music playing] -Wow, look at that. 1962 01:30:22,155 --> 01:30:24,505 I did have this whole thing planned, but-- 1963 01:30:24,549 --> 01:30:25,898 Oh, no, please, 1964 01:30:25,941 --> 01:30:26,812 this is exactly how I always pictured it. 1965 01:30:26,855 --> 01:30:28,291 Giant evil guinea pig. 1966 01:30:28,335 --> 01:30:30,816 This... This was on my vision board. Really. 1967 01:30:30,859 --> 01:30:32,818 You wanna keep going? 1968 01:30:32,861 --> 01:30:34,167 Yes, I would. Thank you. 1969 01:30:35,211 --> 01:30:37,257 Lois Joanne Lane, 1970 01:30:37,300 --> 01:30:40,652 make me the happiest Superman in the universe. 1971 01:30:40,695 --> 01:30:42,044 -Will you-- -Yeah, okay! 1972 01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:45,308 [coughs] Prenup. [clears throat] 1973 01:30:46,658 --> 01:30:47,702 [barks] 1974 01:30:47,746 --> 01:30:49,095 [Superman exclaims] 1975 01:30:49,138 --> 01:30:50,400 -[Lois giggles] -[Superman chuckles] 1976 01:30:50,444 --> 01:30:51,532 [toy squeaking] 1977 01:30:53,316 --> 01:30:54,927 Squeezy Bruce! 1978 01:30:54,970 --> 01:30:58,452 That better be a licensed toy, or I will freak out. 1979 01:30:59,584 --> 01:31:01,020 [Chip panting] 1980 01:31:03,457 --> 01:31:05,285 [Green Lantern grunts] 1981 01:31:05,328 --> 01:31:06,329 [yelps] Oh! 1982 01:31:06,373 --> 01:31:08,767 Hey, don't worry. I got you. 1983 01:31:09,811 --> 01:31:10,899 [sighs] 1984 01:31:11,857 --> 01:31:13,641 Okay, what's happening? 1985 01:31:13,685 --> 01:31:15,121 Wow, this is so weird. 1986 01:31:15,164 --> 01:31:17,297 [squeals] So beautiful! 1987 01:31:17,340 --> 01:31:19,038 High-fiving so slow 1988 01:31:19,081 --> 01:31:20,300 when we're both really fast. Huh. 1989 01:31:21,997 --> 01:31:25,000 Princess Diana of Themyscira, 1990 01:31:25,044 --> 01:31:26,872 I humbly present myself, 1991 01:31:26,915 --> 01:31:29,788 Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you. 1992 01:31:31,616 --> 01:31:34,401 -[PB gasps] -You will be a mighty warrior. 1993 01:31:35,533 --> 01:31:36,925 And cuddle buddy. 1994 01:31:40,102 --> 01:31:42,061 Woe is me. 1995 01:31:42,104 --> 01:31:43,802 -[mellow music playing] -No one cares about the water guy. 1996 01:31:45,455 --> 01:31:47,414 This water guy does. 1997 01:31:47,457 --> 01:31:48,937 Hey, my name's Keith. 1998 01:31:50,286 --> 01:31:52,941 -[kisses] -Aw, little piggy kisses. 1999 01:31:54,029 --> 01:31:55,422 [Cyborg] Hey, smokey. 2000 01:31:55,465 --> 01:31:56,728 You're looking a little burnt out. 2001 01:31:56,771 --> 01:31:59,034 Need a light? 2002 01:31:59,078 --> 01:32:00,340 -[gentle music playing] -Oh, look at me! 2003 01:32:00,383 --> 01:32:01,515 -[laughs] -Aw, come here. 2004 01:32:01,559 --> 01:32:03,430 I'm Mark. And your name? 2005 01:32:03,473 --> 01:32:05,258 [bird cawing] 2006 01:32:06,912 --> 01:32:10,132 -[gentle music fades] -So, you are a dog. 2007 01:32:10,785 --> 01:32:12,918 I am the Batman. 2008 01:32:12,961 --> 01:32:15,224 Sorry, I'm not really great with animals. 2009 01:32:15,268 --> 01:32:16,965 Yeah, I'm not really great with people. 2010 01:32:17,009 --> 01:32:19,228 Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood. 2011 01:32:19,272 --> 01:32:21,883 As a child, my family was taken from me. 2012 01:32:21,927 --> 01:32:23,885 As a puppy, I was taken from my family. 2013 01:32:23,929 --> 01:32:25,626 So, I've steeled myself. 2014 01:32:25,670 --> 01:32:27,410 -[somber music playing] -My emotions, always in check. 2015 01:32:27,454 --> 01:32:30,762 [both] No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses. 2016 01:32:33,678 --> 01:32:35,114 Ah, what the heck? 2017 01:32:35,157 --> 01:32:37,290 -[soft music playing] -[laughing] 2018 01:32:37,333 --> 01:32:38,508 Good boy. 2019 01:32:38,552 --> 01:32:40,598 Okay, the Batman loves you, too. 2020 01:32:42,338 --> 01:32:43,557 [collar chiming] 2021 01:32:44,602 --> 01:32:45,603 Oh! Hey, Pops. 2022 01:32:45,646 --> 01:32:47,996 Yes, it is I, Dog-El. 2023 01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:49,650 -[sighs] -[fast-forwarding] 2024 01:32:49,694 --> 01:32:52,261 Never eat chocolate. That dog in the mirror is you. 2025 01:32:53,393 --> 01:32:55,047 Fireworks suck! 2026 01:32:55,090 --> 01:32:57,658 Tell Gail I said hey! 2027 01:32:57,702 --> 01:33:00,618 Looks like you worked everything out with Superman. 2028 01:33:00,661 --> 01:33:03,664 Thanks to your advice, I made some new friends, too. 2029 01:33:03,708 --> 01:33:05,840 And now I've gotta bring them to Smallville. 2030 01:33:05,884 --> 01:33:07,625 I promised them that it would be their new... 2031 01:33:08,713 --> 01:33:10,236 [Batman chuckles] 2032 01:33:10,279 --> 01:33:12,020 -[Wonder Woman laughing] -[Green Lantern] Aw! 2033 01:33:12,064 --> 01:33:13,674 -[Flash laughs] -...home. 2034 01:33:13,718 --> 01:33:15,023 [uplifting music playing] 2035 01:33:15,067 --> 01:33:16,372 [Lois laughs] 2036 01:33:25,338 --> 01:33:27,035 [upbeat music playing] 2037 01:33:28,036 --> 01:33:29,864 [train horn blaring] 2038 01:33:34,390 --> 01:33:35,696 [screeches] 2039 01:33:41,180 --> 01:33:42,964 Hey, Chip-tonite, 2040 01:33:43,008 --> 01:33:44,662 -How's it going with Jessica? -We're getting pretty close 2041 01:33:44,705 --> 01:33:47,621 as person and pet. She even put a ring on it. 2042 01:33:50,580 --> 01:33:52,844 Nice costume game, PB. 2043 01:33:52,887 --> 01:33:55,934 Thanks! It even has magnets. 2044 01:34:05,770 --> 01:34:07,423 Um, how long is this gonna take? 2045 01:34:07,467 --> 01:34:09,991 I got a hot date with two firemen's helmets. 2046 01:34:10,035 --> 01:34:11,689 Spoiler alert, they're twins. 2047 01:34:14,082 --> 01:34:15,823 [engine roaring] 2048 01:34:17,346 --> 01:34:18,434 [barking] 2049 01:34:27,530 --> 01:34:28,967 You're late. 2050 01:34:29,010 --> 01:34:30,490 Sorry, me and the Dark Knight were playing 2051 01:34:30,533 --> 01:34:32,840 a little bit of fetch. Have you met Chewperman? 2052 01:34:32,884 --> 01:34:34,363 [toy squeaking] 2053 01:34:34,407 --> 01:34:35,669 So disrespectful. 2054 01:34:35,713 --> 01:34:37,192 -[toy squeaks] -Y'all started it. 2055 01:34:37,236 --> 01:34:38,716 So, what's the mission? 2056 01:34:38,759 --> 01:34:39,934 We can answer that. 2057 01:34:42,023 --> 01:34:44,547 [Keith] Okay, our intel indicates a dog has been mutated. 2058 01:34:44,591 --> 01:34:45,679 This could be dangerous. 2059 01:34:45,723 --> 01:34:47,202 We have to stop him. 2060 01:34:47,246 --> 01:34:49,465 Tighten your collars. We've got work to do. 2061 01:34:50,118 --> 01:34:51,380 [growling] 2062 01:34:51,424 --> 01:34:53,731 [deep voice] I ate the FedEx guy. 2063 01:34:55,428 --> 01:34:57,212 Hey, I know that dog. 2064 01:34:57,256 --> 01:34:59,998 He's giant and blue and about to crush us. 2065 01:35:00,041 --> 01:35:02,000 Can't crush what we have. 2066 01:35:02,043 --> 01:35:05,481 Say it back. Come on. 2067 01:35:05,525 --> 01:35:08,267 -Come on. -Can't crush what we have. 2068 01:35:08,310 --> 01:35:10,182 [roars] 2069 01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:13,533 Super-Pets, activate! 2070 01:35:19,713 --> 01:35:21,149 [heroic music fades] 2071 01:35:21,193 --> 01:35:22,368 ["Message In A Bottle" by Taylor Swift playing] 2072 01:35:24,936 --> 01:35:30,071 ♪ These days I'm restless Work days are endless ♪ 2073 01:35:30,115 --> 01:35:32,944 ♪ Look how you've made me made me ♪ 2074 01:35:32,987 --> 01:35:38,427 ♪ But time moves faster replaying your laughter ♪ 2075 01:35:38,471 --> 01:35:40,778 ♪ Disaster 2076 01:35:40,821 --> 01:35:47,654 ♪ Cause now you're so far away and I'm down ♪ 2077 01:35:47,697 --> 01:35:52,833 ♪ Feelin' like a face in the crowd ♪ 2078 01:35:52,877 --> 01:35:57,751 ♪ I'm reachin' for you terrified ♪ 2079 01:35:57,795 --> 01:36:02,321 ♪ Cause you could be the one that I love ♪ 2080 01:36:02,364 --> 01:36:06,368 ♪ I could be the one that you dream of ♪ 2081 01:36:06,412 --> 01:36:10,546 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 2082 01:36:10,590 --> 01:36:15,160 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 2083 01:36:15,203 --> 01:36:18,772 ♪ You could be the one that I keep and I-I-I ♪ 2084 01:36:18,816 --> 01:36:22,863 ♪ Could be the reason you can't sleep at night ♪ 2085 01:36:22,907 --> 01:36:27,215 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 2086 01:36:27,259 --> 01:36:31,698 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 2087 01:36:31,741 --> 01:36:35,876 ♪ How is it in London London 2088 01:36:35,920 --> 01:36:39,967 ♪ Where are you while I'm wonderin' ♪ 2089 01:36:40,011 --> 01:36:45,538 ♪ If I'll ever see you again 2090 01:36:47,757 --> 01:36:50,673 ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪ 2091 01:36:50,717 --> 01:36:55,591 ♪ And now I'm standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 2092 01:36:55,635 --> 01:37:00,161 ♪ Cause you could be the one that I love ♪ 2093 01:37:00,205 --> 01:37:04,209 ♪ I could be the one that you dream of ♪ 2094 01:37:04,252 --> 01:37:08,387 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 2095 01:37:08,430 --> 01:37:13,000 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 2096 01:37:13,044 --> 01:37:16,612 ♪ You could be the one that I keep and I-I-I ♪ 2097 01:37:16,656 --> 01:37:20,703 ♪ Could be the reason you can't sleep at night ♪ 2098 01:37:20,747 --> 01:37:25,056 ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪ 2099 01:37:25,099 --> 01:37:29,147 ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪ 2100 01:37:31,062 --> 01:37:34,979 ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪ 2101 01:37:35,022 --> 01:37:38,373 ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪ 2102 01:37:38,417 --> 01:37:40,375 ♪ I love ♪ 2103 01:37:40,419 --> 01:37:46,033 ♪ And now I'm standin' here hopin' this gets to you ♪ 2104 01:37:47,295 --> 01:37:48,906 [Lex] Hello? 2105 01:37:48,949 --> 01:37:51,386 Excuse me. It's me. 2106 01:37:51,430 --> 01:37:54,215 Are any adorable animals going to let me out? 2107 01:37:54,259 --> 01:37:55,913 Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat? 2108 01:37:55,956 --> 01:37:57,044 Nope. 2109 01:37:57,827 --> 01:37:59,264 [sighs] 2110 01:37:59,307 --> 01:38:01,962 I always knew this is how it would end for me. 2111 01:38:02,006 --> 01:38:04,312 I always knew this is how it would end for me. 2112 01:38:04,965 --> 01:38:06,401 [beeping] 2113 01:38:06,445 --> 01:38:08,316 [crackling] 2114 01:38:12,494 --> 01:38:13,974 [ominous music playing] 2115 01:38:14,018 --> 01:38:15,019 [ominous music stops] 2116 01:38:15,062 --> 01:38:17,456 [Lulu] Oh. It's you. Hi. 2117 01:38:17,499 --> 01:38:19,414 -[soft music playing] -Let's be honest. 2118 01:38:19,458 --> 01:38:21,895 The two of us are the real brains behind this operation. 2119 01:38:21,939 --> 01:38:23,244 Forget Lex. 2120 01:38:23,288 --> 01:38:24,985 We should team up. 2121 01:38:25,029 --> 01:38:27,814 So, what do you say? 2122 01:38:27,857 --> 01:38:30,251 You wanna come live in a studio apartment? 2123 01:38:31,644 --> 01:38:32,688 Like, with you? 2124 01:38:32,732 --> 01:38:35,517 Like, pet-owner situation? 2125 01:38:35,561 --> 01:38:40,696 Hmm, uh, let me think. Yes, yes! The answer is yes! 2126 01:38:40,740 --> 01:38:42,524 So, just something to know about me. 2127 01:38:42,568 --> 01:38:44,439 I'm passionate about world domination 2128 01:38:44,483 --> 01:38:46,659 and my nails need to be trimmed twice a month. 2129 01:38:46,702 --> 01:38:47,877 [soft music fades] 2130 01:38:52,143 --> 01:38:54,275 [heroic music playing] 2131 01:44:07,632 --> 01:44:08,720 [barking] 2132 01:44:08,763 --> 01:44:10,112 [toy squeaking] 2133 01:44:10,156 --> 01:44:11,331 Fetch! 2134 01:44:12,941 --> 01:44:13,986 [toy squeaks] 2135 01:44:14,029 --> 01:44:15,030 [electricity crackling] 2136 01:44:17,424 --> 01:44:18,947 [thunder rumbling] 2137 01:44:18,991 --> 01:44:20,035 [toy squeaking] 2138 01:44:21,254 --> 01:44:22,995 That's my toy. 2139 01:44:23,038 --> 01:44:25,302 Then, why is it in my mouth? 2140 01:44:28,087 --> 01:44:29,393 [Superhero] Superman. 2141 01:44:29,436 --> 01:44:30,742 Black Adam. 2142 01:44:31,917 --> 01:44:33,484 Your owner's a hero, too? 2143 01:44:33,527 --> 01:44:35,703 -[toy squeaks] -Antihero. 2144 01:44:35,747 --> 01:44:39,228 It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler. 2145 01:44:39,272 --> 01:44:40,795 You make up your own rules, 2146 01:44:40,839 --> 01:44:42,406 and then you break them. 2147 01:44:42,449 --> 01:44:44,451 Also, you can ignore most moral 2148 01:44:44,495 --> 01:44:48,020 and ethical conventions because no one can stop you. 2149 01:44:48,063 --> 01:44:50,414 Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain. 2150 01:44:50,457 --> 01:44:52,024 Antihero. 2151 01:44:52,067 --> 01:44:55,549 If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain? 2152 01:44:55,593 --> 01:44:58,683 Admit he's an antihero or Black Adam will destroy you. 2153 01:44:58,726 --> 01:45:00,380 Very villain thing to do. 2154 01:45:00,424 --> 01:45:02,426 It's a fine line, not gonna lie. 2155 01:45:02,469 --> 01:45:05,254 Well, whatever he is, I bet he can't fly to Pluto. 2156 01:45:05,298 --> 01:45:07,039 Oh, yeah? Watch him. 2157 01:45:12,479 --> 01:45:13,872 [Krypto] My toy. 2158 01:45:13,915 --> 01:45:15,352 [dramatic music fades]