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[slow instrumental
music playing]
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[puppy whining]
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[barking]
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[baby cooing]
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[barks]
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[baby squeals, laughing]
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[gasps]
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[giggles]
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-[puppy whimpering]
-[Jor-El] We must hurry.
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The planet won't survive
much longer.
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[Lara] Are you sure about this?
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[Jor-El] I'm afraid
it's the only way.
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[stirring music playing]
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[rumbling]
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Krypton is about to die.
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[whines]
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But you, dear son,
will live on.
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[whining]
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-[baby crying]
-[barking]
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[Jor-El] Krypto, no!
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[whining]
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[barks]
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[sniffing]
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[barks]
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Oh! Krypto!
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[laughing]
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No.
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Our boy will need a friend.
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Watch over our son.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[rumbling]
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[Krypto whimpering]
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[sentimental music playing]
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[crying]
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[crying stops]
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[baby cooing]
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[snoring]
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[barks]
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-[mischievous music playing]
-[Clark continues snoring]
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[whines]
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All right, wake up, buddy.
It is walk-o'clock.
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[objects clattering]
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Maybe I should let him sleep?
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Okay, I let him sleep.
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-[Krypto yawning]
-[Clark continues snoring]
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[Krypto] All right.
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[snoring loudly]
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-[thumps]
-[muffled snoring]
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This is unpleasant
for both of us.
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-[barks]
-[Clark] No. No, no. No, no.
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[whines]
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Hmm.
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[Clark mumbling]
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Five more...
Five more minutes.
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-[thuds]
-[mischievous music stops]
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And I'm up.
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Okay, Krypto.
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-We'll go for a walk.
-[barking]
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["You're My Best Friend"
by Queen playing]
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[panting]
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[yawning] Whoa!
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♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
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♪ Whatever this world
can give to me ♪
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♪ It's you you're all I see ♪
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[barking]
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♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
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-[siren blaring]
-♪ You're the best friend ♪
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♪ That I ever had ♪
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-[robbers laughing]
-♪ I've been with you
such a long time ♪
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♪ You're my sunshine
and I want you to know ♪
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-[both] Huh?
-[groans]
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♪ ...I really love you ♪
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-[growling]
-♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪
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♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
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♪ Whenever this world
is cruel to me ♪
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♪ I got you
to help me forgive ♪
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♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
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[all gasp]
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[all sigh in relief]
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[all gasp]
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♪ ...that I ever had ♪
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♪ You know
I'll never be lonely ♪
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-♪ You're my only one ♪
-[barks]
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♪ And I love the things ♪
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♪ I really love
the things that you do ♪
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[barks, whines]
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♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪
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[reporter] Mister Mxyzptlk
has finally been defeated.
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Turns out, he just needed
to say his name backwards.
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From Metropolis,
I'm Lois Lane.
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[Superman] Hey, Lois.
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I know you like these,
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so I got you one
from actual Paris.
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-[chuckles]
-[romantic music playing]
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I don't know
why I said it like that.
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And I got you one of these
from 43rd Street.
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Which is, like,
a full three blocks
out of my way.
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During rush hour?
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Wow, that's like
me flying to Mars.
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[Lois] What? You can fly?
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I always thought the cape
was just a cute accessory.
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Oh! So you think I'm cute.
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I said the cape was cute.
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[sighs] You think I'm cute.
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Are we lickin' faces
right now?
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Because if we're lickin' faces,
I gotta get in on...
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-[barking]
-[romantic music stops]
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Oh, what do I have here?
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-[toy squeaking]
-[gasps]
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Squeezy Bruce!
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-Fetch!
-[barks]
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Pup, up and away!
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[laughs] Okay, where were we?
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[Krypto] Squeezy Bruce
retrieved.
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Hey, those guys look fun.
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How about you
go play with them?
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[amusing music playing]
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So I'm eating my own vomit,
and then the--
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So, I'm eating my own--
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So I'm--
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I'm--
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I see you've retreated
to your Batcave,
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but nobody can hide
from the long snoot
of justice.
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Hmm.
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And then I says,
"If you don't want me
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rubbing my butt
in the carpet,
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get hardwood floors."
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[crashing]
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[Krypto] Squeezy Bruce
has been retrieved.
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Wait, do you know who this is?
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It's Krypto the Superdog.
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Okay. [chuckles]
You can have my pawtograph.
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[mud squelches]
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Listen, I'm afraid
I gotta keep it to just one,
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or I'll be signing all day.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I gotta get this
back to my boy.
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-[Foofy] He doesn't want it.
-[Krypto] I'm sorry, what?
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Mr. Outside-Underpants.
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He doesn't want the toy.
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He's trying to get rid of ya.
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What? That's ridiculous.
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Superman and I
are inseparable.
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I'm his ride or die.
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Oh, yeah?
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Where you, uh,
sleeping these days?
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I sleep in bed with Supes.
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Except when Lois stays over,
then I have to move to my
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extra special spot
on the floor.
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[amusing music stops]
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Brutal.
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Same thing happened to me.
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Nancy got a fiancee
and it was all over.
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That's French
for "Bye-bye, dog."
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Yeah, well,
you don't get Supes
like I get Supes.
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I mean, sure, the guy dates,
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but he will never love anyone
except for... [gasps]
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[in slow motion] I love you.
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[ominous music playing]
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[breathing heavily]
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[whimpering]
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[ominous music fades]
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Um, are you okay?
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Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine.
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I am fine. I'm totally...
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Fine?
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All right, good talk.
Pound it out.
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[screams]
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This might sound crazy,
but now that we're together,
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I think Krypto feels left out?
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[Krypto whines]
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Yeah. I guess I'm, kind of,
his only friend.
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That's sweet.
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But maybe he'd be happier
if he had a new friend, too.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Good morning, friends.
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[panting]
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So it begins.
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Like clockwork, Carl will try
to flirt with Patty.
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Ooh! Is that new perfume?
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It's cat pee.
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And have zero game.
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Giving this handsome canine
just enough time to--
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What you doin', Ace?
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I'm bustin' loose, PB.
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Sick of this
whole cage situation.
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Oh, my goddess.
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This is just
like when Wonder Woman
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used her
Bracelets of Submission
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to escape Doctor Poison's
secret hideout.
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[grunting] Like... this!
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Okay. Not exactly like this.
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What if the rescue lady
catches you?
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And locks you in the back room?
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Where they only listen
to smooth jazz.
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Relax, Chip.
I got my girl, Merton,
running lookout.
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These peepers
don't miss a thing.
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If the rescue lady's coming,
you'll know it.
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Perfect. Because I almost
got myself out of the--
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[Patty] Nope.
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[Merton] I think
the rescue lady's coming!
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Thanks, Merton.
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That's a...
that's a good catch.
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I'm rooting for you, Ace.
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But don't you
wanna get adopted
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and feel the warm embrace
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of a middle-aged person
who lives alone?
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Yeah. Who will be
your new best friend.
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You're my best friends,
dummies.
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And you're all coming
with me to the farm.
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[gasps] I love when he talks
about the farm!
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-The farm upstate.
-[uplifting music playing]
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An untamed paradise
where animals run free
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and they love and protect
one another.
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And the lettuce grows on trees.
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[Merton gasps]
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No shelter lady
watching our every move. Nope.
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It's a 100% animal farm.
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That doesn't sound
ominous at all.
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It's perfect.
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And when I get us
all outta here,
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well, that's where
we're gonna go.
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-[animal] The dog is right.
-[uplifting music fades]
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He should seek his freedom.
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You see that? Lulu gets it.
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And he must destroy
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-all who stand in his way!
-[sinister music playing]
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Wow. Well,
that just took a turn.
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You may kid yourself
with your silly farm,
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but I have the device!
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For, one day soon,
when the stars align,
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the device will bring me
ultimate power
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and I will be more than free!
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[all] "Will be more than free!"
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-Exactly.
-[sinister music stops]
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Lulu, whatever they tested
on you in that lab,
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left you a few
guineas short of a pig.
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That device
is just a pile of garbage.
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You fear my brilliance.
[scoffs]
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Recede into shadows.
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Recede into shadows.
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Maintain eye contact.
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Recede into shadows.
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[Clark] All right, boy,
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I'll be right back
with a surprise.
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And I will remain here,
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posing under
my secret identity.
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[whimsical music playing]
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Bark Kent.
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So, what is new with you,
fellow normal dog?
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Uh, I bit the FedEx guy
the other day.
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Ah, fine job.
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Who was he working for?
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General Zod?
The Legion of Doom?
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FedEx.
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Of course!
The federation of exes.
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Not to be trusted.
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[bird cawing]
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[scatting nervously]
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What is taking
my owner so long?
261
00:13:08,201 --> 00:13:10,867
So, Mr. Kent, you're looking
for another pet, huh?
262
00:13:11,002 --> 00:13:13,003
Well, my dog's the best.
[chuckles]
263
00:13:13,138 --> 00:13:15,698
But I've got this girlfriend.
[chuckles]
264
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:18,310
And I'm gonna ask her
to marry me tonight.
265
00:13:18,445 --> 00:13:20,040
-Aw!
-[gags]
266
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,843
-Congratulations.
-Thanks!
267
00:13:21,979 --> 00:13:24,543
But he doesn't know that yet,
268
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:27,546
and I just think maybe
he needs a friend of his own.
269
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,846
Well, then I think Ace here
would be the perfect--
270
00:13:29,982 --> 00:13:31,184
[gasps]
271
00:13:31,319 --> 00:13:32,414
How do you feel
about guinea pigs?
272
00:13:32,549 --> 00:13:34,058
[adventurous music playing]
273
00:13:34,193 --> 00:13:35,722
I'll come back for
all of you guys after closing.
274
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:36,888
Stay strong.
275
00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:38,890
[grunting]
276
00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:40,063
There we go.
277
00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,039
-[screeching]
-[metallic clang]
278
00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:52,575
[Ace groans]
279
00:13:52,711 --> 00:13:54,612
Oh, man, that hurt.
280
00:13:54,748 --> 00:13:57,077
Yes. And that hurt me as well.
281
00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:59,045
Due to the fact
that I feel pain
282
00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:01,315
as any ordinary canine would.
283
00:14:03,513 --> 00:14:05,356
[amusing music playing]
284
00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:07,854
Uh-huh. Anyway,
I'm kind of in the middle
of a prison break,
285
00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:09,052
so could you please...?
286
00:14:09,188 --> 00:14:10,225
Prison break?
287
00:14:11,824 --> 00:14:14,223
Stop right there and cease
your unlawful activities,
288
00:14:14,359 --> 00:14:15,658
dog I've never met.
289
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,368
The heck are you
talking about, man?
290
00:14:17,503 --> 00:14:18,693
You the same dog
291
00:14:18,828 --> 00:14:20,035
that was literally
just behind me.
292
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:23,006
Impossible.
That dog wore glasses.
293
00:14:23,141 --> 00:14:25,239
Now surrender,
I don't want to hurt you.
294
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,943
Oh, okay,
so you wanna take it there.
295
00:14:27,079 --> 00:14:28,474
You wanna throw paws,
then fine.
296
00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,273
But I should warn you,
I'm one-eighth Boxer.
297
00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:31,374
[amusing music stops]
298
00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:33,077
And seven-eighths Chihuahua.
299
00:14:33,213 --> 00:14:34,479
Chihuahuas are vicious.
300
00:14:34,614 --> 00:14:36,086
Take that.
Take a little bit of this.
301
00:14:36,221 --> 00:14:37,912
[grunts] Tap out,
and I'll let you out.
302
00:14:38,047 --> 00:14:38,919
-[yawns, smacks lips]
-Here come the thunder!
303
00:14:39,055 --> 00:14:40,785
You're gonna get it! Ahhh!
304
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,992
Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch.
Yeah, I gotta take a knee.
305
00:14:44,128 --> 00:14:45,289
Oh, if I didn't
get this stitch,
306
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:47,121
I had you where I wanted you.
307
00:14:47,257 --> 00:14:49,563
[gasping] Banana! Get me...
Get me a banana! Hurry up!
308
00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:51,733
[grunts]
309
00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:53,102
That's cold, man.
310
00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:56,502
Aw! Aren't you
a little ray of sunshine?
311
00:14:59,075 --> 00:15:00,539
-[dog barking]
-What?
312
00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:07,008
Oh, Krypto.
313
00:15:07,144 --> 00:15:09,480
Oh, you think you're so great,
don't you, Superdog?
314
00:15:09,616 --> 00:15:11,049
You think your dookie
don't stink.
315
00:15:11,185 --> 00:15:12,684
My dookie doesn't stink.
316
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,783
Wait, wait, time out.
Are you serious, right now?
317
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:17,227
Yep, it actually
smells like sandalwood.
318
00:15:17,363 --> 00:15:19,430
It's borderline aromatherapy,
if I'm being honest.
319
00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:20,860
[grunts, laughs]
320
00:15:20,995 --> 00:15:22,864
Whoa! Whoa!
321
00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:24,232
You ain't normal, man.
322
00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:26,136
Yeah, well,
at least I have an owner.
323
00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:29,040
[scoffs] You can't own me.
I'm a wild animal.
324
00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:31,335
Exactly. So, let's get you
back in the cage.
325
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:33,269
Supes is probably missing me.
326
00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:34,571
Missing? [laughs]
327
00:15:34,707 --> 00:15:36,345
The dude tied you up
to the stop sign
328
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,608
and went into that shelter
to buy you a new friend
329
00:15:38,744 --> 00:15:40,246
so that you'd give him
some space.
330
00:15:40,381 --> 00:15:42,181
-[Carl] Gotcha.
-[Ace groans]
331
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,880
Superman would never do that.
332
00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:46,222
Well, it's literally
happening right now. [grunts]
333
00:15:46,358 --> 00:15:48,954
I'm just glad
that that new friend ain't me.
334
00:15:49,089 --> 00:15:50,424
Easy, Carl.
335
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,953
Stop acting like
you don't know me. [grunts]
336
00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,923
-[Carl grunts]
-Nice try, Houdini.
337
00:15:56,059 --> 00:15:57,925
[smooth jazz music
playing on speaker]
338
00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:00,500
Well, you did say
you'd come back for us.
339
00:16:01,298 --> 00:16:02,935
[sighs]
340
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:04,042
[bell tinkling]
341
00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:06,506
Ooh, adoption time.
342
00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:08,746
One of us is gonna get someone
to snuggle with.
343
00:16:08,882 --> 00:16:10,505
Yeah, don't get your hopes up.
344
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,447
They always pick the--
345
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,814
[meows]
346
00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:14,019
Here you go, baby.
347
00:16:14,785 --> 00:16:16,053
Wow! First day.
348
00:16:16,189 --> 00:16:19,347
Being a rescue animal
is easy and fun!
349
00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:20,553
[sighs wearily]
350
00:16:22,026 --> 00:16:23,490
[melancholic music playing]
351
00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:27,164
Hey. You'll get 'em next time.
352
00:16:27,831 --> 00:16:30,200
Yeah. Next time.
353
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,268
I can't believe
that shelter punk
354
00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:38,500
said I wasn't normal.
355
00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:40,511
I'm a totally normal dog.
356
00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:42,509
[toilet flushes]
357
00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:45,442
[chuckles] And no way
Superman was in there
358
00:16:45,577 --> 00:16:47,346
looking for a friend for me.
359
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:49,050
♪ I don't need a friend ♪
360
00:16:49,185 --> 00:16:50,748
♪ Supes is my friend ♪
361
00:16:50,883 --> 00:16:53,751
♪ My only friend
is Superman ♪
362
00:16:56,552 --> 00:16:57,557
[Superman] Hmm.
363
00:17:03,493 --> 00:17:04,495
[crashing]
364
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:05,834
-What's that?
-[barking]
365
00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:07,369
[dramatic music playing]
366
00:17:14,842 --> 00:17:16,613
Someone is dragging
a meteor toward the city?
367
00:17:16,748 --> 00:17:18,347
[barking]
368
00:17:22,185 --> 00:17:23,616
-Luthor.
-[growls]
369
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,252
[Lex] Hello, gorgeous.
370
00:17:31,388 --> 00:17:36,457
Oh, how I have longed for you
to enter my solar system.
371
00:17:36,592 --> 00:17:37,927
It's a rock.
372
00:17:38,063 --> 00:17:41,434
That rock, Mercy,
is 100% orange kryptonite.
373
00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:43,840
Cool.
Another kryptonite scheme.
374
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,342
No, this is different!
375
00:17:45,477 --> 00:17:47,877
Green kryptonite
takes away Superman's powers,
376
00:17:48,012 --> 00:17:49,312
but orange kryptonite
377
00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:50,915
-Will give me superpowers.
-[device beeping]
378
00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:53,112
You know, like,
uh, invisibility
379
00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:55,284
or, uh, laser-eyes,
380
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:58,487
or throwing playing cards
really hard.
381
00:17:58,622 --> 00:18:00,915
I'm finally gonna be stronger
than that stupid--
382
00:18:01,051 --> 00:18:03,121
You're not talking about me,
are you?
383
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,624
[barking]
384
00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:06,564
Yeah, I think he was talking
about me, too.
385
00:18:06,699 --> 00:18:07,631
That's awkward.
386
00:18:07,766 --> 00:18:08,989
[Lex] Superman.
387
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,364
I'd expected you
and that mutt of yours
388
00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:13,029
-much sooner.
-[growling]
389
00:18:13,165 --> 00:18:15,362
I'm gonna need you to
let go of that meteor, Lex.
390
00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:16,499
Gladly.
391
00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:18,605
[tense music playing]
392
00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:22,504
-[baby laughing]
-[both gasp]
393
00:18:22,639 --> 00:18:23,610
[people screaming]
394
00:18:24,817 --> 00:18:26,012
Krypto, fetch!
395
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,113
[barking]
396
00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:28,681
[dramatic music playing]
397
00:18:31,186 --> 00:18:32,216
[car horn honking]
398
00:18:32,351 --> 00:18:33,818
[gasping]
399
00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:36,752
[yelps]
400
00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:37,954
-[people gasping]
-[gasps]
401
00:18:39,657 --> 00:18:41,289
[man] That dog's a hero!
402
00:18:41,425 --> 00:18:42,567
Krypto!
403
00:18:42,702 --> 00:18:44,192
Good dog.
404
00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:47,033
Let's put this thing back
in space where it belongs.
405
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,899
Ma'am. Baby.
406
00:18:49,774 --> 00:18:50,773
[gasps]
407
00:18:50,909 --> 00:18:51,838
[baby grunts]
408
00:18:51,974 --> 00:18:52,974
[crying]
409
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,510
[dramatic music swells]
410
00:18:56,607 --> 00:18:57,908
[Superman grunts]
411
00:18:58,043 --> 00:19:00,350
[laughing] Let's see
if you can catch it now.
412
00:19:02,987 --> 00:19:04,545
[man 1 gasps]
413
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,548
[man 2] Ah!
414
00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:07,016
[heroic music playing]
415
00:19:10,263 --> 00:19:11,621
[Superman] You forgot
one thing, Lex.
416
00:19:11,756 --> 00:19:14,199
Unlike you, I have friends.
417
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:15,728
-[upbeat music playing]
-Thanks for building
418
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:18,333
your stupid evil headquarters
on the river.
419
00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,535
Very convenient
for the water guy.
420
00:19:21,268 --> 00:19:23,303
I'm Aquaman!
421
00:19:23,438 --> 00:19:25,703
Oh, great. These jabronies.
422
00:19:25,838 --> 00:19:28,037
Uh, did somebody
call tech support?
423
00:19:28,173 --> 00:19:30,578
Have you tried turning it
off and on again?
424
00:19:35,481 --> 00:19:36,915
Thanks, buddy.
425
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,488
Buddy? No, these people
are work friends at best.
426
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,925
Please fasten
your safety belts.
427
00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:44,460
They are invisible.
428
00:19:46,431 --> 00:19:48,196
Yeah, none of this stuff
is invisible.
429
00:19:48,332 --> 00:19:49,795
It's really more transparent.
430
00:19:55,004 --> 00:19:56,004
Hmm?
431
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,436
I like your laser thing.
432
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,039
But it looks better in green.
433
00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:00,545
[Mercy grunts]
434
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,611
Yeah.
435
00:20:02,747 --> 00:20:05,377
[automated voice]
LexCorp power suit engaged.
436
00:20:05,512 --> 00:20:07,379
Seat warmer activated.
437
00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:09,580
Best billion I ever spent.
438
00:20:09,716 --> 00:20:10,783
-[button beeps]
-[hatch opens]
439
00:20:19,396 --> 00:20:21,926
All I need is one little piece.
440
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:23,862
[grunts]
441
00:20:29,273 --> 00:20:30,903
Aw, bless your little heart.
442
00:20:31,038 --> 00:20:32,310
Did you think you
were gonna get to it first?
443
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,080
[crowd gasping]
444
00:20:39,216 --> 00:20:40,241
[Krypto] Thank you.
445
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:45,785
[laughs]
446
00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:53,859
[grunts]
447
00:20:55,529 --> 00:20:57,498
[laughing maliciously]
448
00:20:57,634 --> 00:21:01,062
I am what I was always
meant to become.
449
00:21:01,198 --> 00:21:02,430
-[upbeat music fades]
-[grunts]
450
00:21:02,566 --> 00:21:03,698
[groans]
451
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:07,178
Huh? What is this?
452
00:21:07,314 --> 00:21:09,847
But I'm supposed
to have superpowers!
453
00:21:09,983 --> 00:21:11,743
[man clears throat]
454
00:21:11,878 --> 00:21:13,450
-They're overrated.
-[grunts]
455
00:21:15,882 --> 00:21:17,080
-[upbeat music resumes]
-[groans]
456
00:21:18,918 --> 00:21:20,616
-[barks]
-[upbeat music fades]
457
00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:21,726
Good boy, Krypto.
458
00:21:21,861 --> 00:21:23,219
[barking]
459
00:21:23,354 --> 00:21:24,557
[Superman] Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
460
00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:26,921
Are you my super doggo?
Are you?
461
00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:29,190
Oh! In the tongue. [laughs]
462
00:21:29,325 --> 00:21:31,264
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
463
00:21:31,399 --> 00:21:33,197
I miss my parents.
464
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,340
[Superman] Who threw that
kryptonite back into space?
465
00:21:47,318 --> 00:21:49,420
[suspenseful music playing]
466
00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,960
Hello, gorgeous.
467
00:22:00,096 --> 00:22:03,566
Oh, how I've longed for you
to enter my solar system.
468
00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:09,704
[groaning]
469
00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:21,452
[continues groaning]
470
00:22:22,749 --> 00:22:25,021
You win this round, lettuce.
471
00:22:25,157 --> 00:22:26,721
[kryptonite pulsing]
472
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,991
Guys, what's going on?
473
00:22:33,823 --> 00:22:35,895
Nothing, PB.
474
00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:37,431
Just the plan
that you all called crazy
475
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,067
turns out to be crazy good.
476
00:22:39,203 --> 00:22:40,602
[evil chuckle]
477
00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:42,567
You see,
when I was back in the lab,
478
00:22:42,702 --> 00:22:44,508
there was this human.
479
00:22:44,643 --> 00:22:48,511
He was evil, sadistic, hot.
[chuckles]
480
00:22:48,647 --> 00:22:51,006
And together
we were two scientists
481
00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:52,714
searching for ultimate power.
482
00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:55,145
Of course, there were missteps
along the way.
483
00:22:55,281 --> 00:22:57,952
The red kryptonite
made my hair fall out.
484
00:22:58,088 --> 00:23:00,052
Luckily, I had the bone
structure to pull it off.
485
00:23:00,187 --> 00:23:02,889
Purple gave me
uncomfortably vivid dreams.
486
00:23:04,163 --> 00:23:06,124
But the orange...
487
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,593
we knew the orange
would be different.
488
00:23:08,728 --> 00:23:10,427
And we had a plan.
489
00:23:10,562 --> 00:23:12,661
Until Krypto the Superdog
had to come and ruin it.
490
00:23:12,796 --> 00:23:14,763
[alarm blaring]
491
00:23:14,898 --> 00:23:17,035
Stupid name.
Named after his planet.
Oh, real creative.
492
00:23:19,741 --> 00:23:20,971
[guinea pig 1] Thanks, Krypto!
493
00:23:21,107 --> 00:23:22,269
[guinea pig 2]
I'm coming home, son!
494
00:23:22,405 --> 00:23:24,441
Huh? What the heck
are you doing?
495
00:23:24,576 --> 00:23:27,076
I'm freeing you
from this horrible
animal testing lab.
496
00:23:27,212 --> 00:23:29,747
-[explosion]
-No! This is my home!
497
00:23:29,883 --> 00:23:31,786
And now this is your new home.
498
00:23:31,921 --> 00:23:33,480
-You're welcome.
-What are you talking about?
499
00:23:33,616 --> 00:23:35,883
-[grunts, groans]
-Oh, you're the sweetest!
500
00:23:36,018 --> 00:23:37,126
Unhand me, wench!
501
00:23:37,262 --> 00:23:38,628
[ominous music playing]
502
00:23:40,932 --> 00:23:44,997
So I bided my time
in this disturbing hovel,
503
00:23:46,204 --> 00:23:48,633
preparing.
504
00:23:48,768 --> 00:23:52,401
Because I'd figured
out something
that even Lex couldn't.
505
00:23:52,536 --> 00:23:55,205
Orange kryptonite
doesn't work on people.
506
00:23:56,281 --> 00:23:58,973
It only works on pets.
507
00:23:59,108 --> 00:24:00,782
[ominous music swells]
508
00:24:03,585 --> 00:24:05,149
[ominous music resumes]
509
00:24:10,526 --> 00:24:12,955
Uh, Lulu, are you okay?
510
00:24:13,090 --> 00:24:15,630
Oh, I'm more than okay, pig.
511
00:24:15,766 --> 00:24:19,130
I am what I was always
meant to become.
512
00:24:26,205 --> 00:24:28,971
Lulu, hey. What?
Take us with you, okay?
513
00:24:29,107 --> 00:24:30,737
Us shelter animals, you know,
514
00:24:30,873 --> 00:24:33,611
we... we gotta
stick together, right?
Solidarity.
515
00:24:33,747 --> 00:24:35,553
Oh, Ace, I'm sorry.
516
00:24:35,688 --> 00:24:38,045
I don't really have time
in my life right now
517
00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:39,881
to take care of a pet!
518
00:24:40,017 --> 00:24:42,219
[sinister music playing]
519
00:24:48,232 --> 00:24:49,397
Lulu, wait!
520
00:24:49,532 --> 00:24:50,831
Do not leave us here!
521
00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:53,301
Don't worry,
I'm sure someone wonderful
522
00:24:53,437 --> 00:24:55,897
will adopt you any day.
523
00:24:56,033 --> 00:24:57,568
[animal] What about me?
524
00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:59,001
Oh, Whiskers.
525
00:24:59,137 --> 00:25:00,342
Of course. I'm not a monster.
526
00:25:00,478 --> 00:25:01,777
-[laughs]
-[meowing]
527
00:25:03,482 --> 00:25:05,341
Miss you. Love you. Have fun.
528
00:25:08,450 --> 00:25:09,682
[screams]
529
00:25:09,818 --> 00:25:12,181
Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out.
530
00:25:12,316 --> 00:25:15,082
-[grunts]
-[grunts] I smell bacon!
531
00:25:15,218 --> 00:25:16,857
Why is my mouth watering?
532
00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:18,959
There's so much
to unpack here. [screams]
533
00:25:20,057 --> 00:25:21,989
[gasps] Guys, I'm small!
534
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:24,760
What just happened?
535
00:25:24,895 --> 00:25:27,738
No, seriously,
what just happened?
I can't see [bleep].
536
00:25:27,874 --> 00:25:30,371
The orange kryptonite
gave me powers, too. [gasps]
537
00:25:30,507 --> 00:25:32,905
This is my origin story.
538
00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:35,112
And my uncle
didn't even have to die.
539
00:25:35,248 --> 00:25:36,847
Uh, yeah, that's great.
540
00:25:36,982 --> 00:25:40,345
But it ain't lookin' too good
for your old pal Ace.
541
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,944
[gasps] Right. Wonder Pig,
still working on the name,
542
00:25:43,079 --> 00:25:44,413
is on it. [grunts]
543
00:25:45,883 --> 00:25:47,114
[groaning]
544
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,483
-[cracking]
-uh-oh.
545
00:25:52,599 --> 00:25:53,928
-[screams] Ace, no!
-[Chip] Ace!
546
00:25:57,435 --> 00:25:59,230
[dramatic music playing]
547
00:26:02,097 --> 00:26:03,598
[both gasp]
548
00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:05,802
I should be a lot more dead
right now, right?
549
00:26:05,937 --> 00:26:07,370
[PB] Oh, my gosh.
550
00:26:07,506 --> 00:26:09,443
The orange kryptonite
gave you powers, too!
551
00:26:09,579 --> 00:26:11,042
You're super strong!
552
00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:14,515
And your tail
is now made of fire.
553
00:26:14,651 --> 00:26:16,350
I'm sorry. My what is who?
554
00:26:16,485 --> 00:26:18,580
[screams]
555
00:26:18,715 --> 00:26:20,248
-My tail! Ah, let go of my--
-[floor squeaking]
556
00:26:20,383 --> 00:26:21,819
Oh, my tail... My tail on fire!
557
00:26:21,954 --> 00:26:22,984
I got my tail on fire!
558
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,827
Ace, it's fine. See?
559
00:26:25,922 --> 00:26:27,428
Huh?
560
00:26:27,564 --> 00:26:29,063
You're invulnerable.
561
00:26:29,198 --> 00:26:30,926
And I can shrink myself down
to the size of an--
562
00:26:31,061 --> 00:26:32,600
[screams, grunts]
563
00:26:32,736 --> 00:26:34,100
[jazz music playing on radio]
564
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,499
Ah! [chuckles sheepishly]
565
00:26:36,635 --> 00:26:38,841
Still working out the kinks.
I didn't see anything.
566
00:26:40,612 --> 00:26:42,509
You go get Chip, I'll get Mert.
567
00:26:42,645 --> 00:26:43,813
[dramatic music playing]
568
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:45,848
[Merton grunts]
569
00:26:47,912 --> 00:26:50,780
[dinging]
570
00:26:50,915 --> 00:26:52,388
[screeches]
571
00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:54,582
In your face, lettuce.
572
00:26:55,924 --> 00:26:58,355
-[cracking]
-[gasping]
573
00:26:59,596 --> 00:27:01,224
[sighs in exasperation]
574
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,990
[smooth jazz music
playing on radio]
575
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,394
[PB grunts]
576
00:27:06,337 --> 00:27:07,638
Oh, great.
577
00:27:07,774 --> 00:27:10,140
I'm the only one
who didn't get any super--
578
00:27:10,275 --> 00:27:12,468
[screaming]
579
00:27:17,977 --> 00:27:19,210
[chuckles nervously]
580
00:27:19,345 --> 00:27:21,045
[radio presenter]
Metropolis 97.2...
581
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,347
-[gasps]
-...smooth jazz.
582
00:27:25,318 --> 00:27:27,355
-Come on, let's get outta here.
-Right.
583
00:27:27,490 --> 00:27:29,190
[crashing]
584
00:27:29,326 --> 00:27:30,651
Update.
585
00:27:30,787 --> 00:27:33,522
I'm fast now, but I still
can't see [bleep].
586
00:27:37,836 --> 00:27:39,165
-[crashing]
-[car alarm blaring]
587
00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:41,330
-[Merton] Uh-uh. Here we go.
-[cat yowls]
588
00:27:41,466 --> 00:27:43,070
[upbeat music
playing on speakers]
589
00:27:43,206 --> 00:27:45,202
-[microwave beeps, whirrs]
-[popcorn popping]
590
00:27:45,337 --> 00:27:48,737
All right.
Thursday night TV night.
591
00:27:48,873 --> 00:27:52,415
Time for my favorite show
with my bro in Metropo. Huh?
592
00:27:52,551 --> 00:27:54,275
♪ I am Superman ♪
593
00:27:54,410 --> 00:27:56,484
♪ And I can do any... ♪
594
00:27:56,619 --> 00:27:57,981
Huh? What the...?
595
00:27:58,117 --> 00:28:00,923
Let me just iron that out.
596
00:28:01,058 --> 00:28:04,252
They should call me
Iron Man. [laughs] No.
597
00:28:04,388 --> 00:28:05,896
Well, look at you, all spiffy.
598
00:28:06,031 --> 00:28:07,763
Pretty dressed up
for the British Bake Off.
599
00:28:07,898 --> 00:28:09,394
But you know what?
It makes sense.
600
00:28:09,529 --> 00:28:11,098
-This is the season finale.
-[intercom ringing]
601
00:28:13,670 --> 00:28:15,236
[gasps] You have a date?
602
00:28:15,372 --> 00:28:16,571
[sniffs]
603
00:28:16,707 --> 00:28:18,776
On Bake Off night?
604
00:28:18,911 --> 00:28:20,873
-[door buzzing]
-[mischievous music playing]
605
00:28:21,008 --> 00:28:23,974
Aw! Hey there, little fella.
606
00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:25,145
-[gasps]
-[growls]
607
00:28:27,145 --> 00:28:28,548
[seagull squawking]
608
00:28:28,683 --> 00:28:31,580
[Lois screaming]
609
00:28:33,089 --> 00:28:34,654
-[mischievous music playing]
-Nah.
610
00:28:34,789 --> 00:28:36,457
[intercom ringing]
611
00:28:36,593 --> 00:28:38,059
Hey, Lois. Oh!
612
00:28:41,093 --> 00:28:43,860
Oh. Listen, buddy, I--
613
00:28:43,995 --> 00:28:46,732
It is pie week.
614
00:28:46,868 --> 00:28:48,771
Your choice. Her or me.
615
00:28:48,906 --> 00:28:51,602
-[growls]
-What's gotten into you?
616
00:28:51,738 --> 00:28:53,074
Bad dog.
617
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,946
What did you just call me?
618
00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:58,441
That is way out of line, fella.
I mean, if you want--
619
00:28:58,577 --> 00:28:59,808
We'll talk about this
when I get home.
620
00:28:59,944 --> 00:29:01,445
[barks]
621
00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:03,084
-[whimpering]
-[melancholic music playing]
622
00:29:05,254 --> 00:29:06,791
-[door opens]
-I've missed you so much!
623
00:29:08,423 --> 00:29:10,823
You left Squeezy Bruce
in the hallway again.
624
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:13,323
-[toy squeaking]
-Fine.
625
00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:16,130
I'll watch
the crusts crisp alone.
626
00:29:17,226 --> 00:29:18,429
Bad owner!
627
00:29:21,967 --> 00:29:23,673
[Paul Hollywood] It's quite wet
right underneath as well.
628
00:29:23,808 --> 00:29:25,172
Slightly soggy bottom there.
629
00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:26,767
["Bad Blood" song playing
over headphones]
630
00:29:26,902 --> 00:29:27,442
♪ 'Cause baby
now we got bad blood ♪
631
00:29:27,577 --> 00:29:29,144
[snarling]
632
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,771
♪ You know it used to be
mad love ♪
633
00:29:31,415 --> 00:29:32,509
[sighs]
634
00:29:34,753 --> 00:29:36,082
-Huh?
-[ominous music playing]
635
00:29:36,218 --> 00:29:39,654
Kal-El, son of Jor-El,
I am Lulu,
636
00:29:39,789 --> 00:29:41,481
daughter of Cinnamon,
637
00:29:41,617 --> 00:29:44,052
and you will kneel before me.
638
00:29:44,187 --> 00:29:45,863
[Lulu squeaking]
639
00:29:49,326 --> 00:29:51,198
[Clark] Wait a minute.
640
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,901
Aren't you the hamster
from the shelter?
641
00:29:53,037 --> 00:29:56,405
I am a guinea pig,
and I said kneel!
642
00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:58,700
[Clark groaning]
643
00:29:59,641 --> 00:30:01,341
[grunts]
644
00:30:01,476 --> 00:30:04,942
Well, lookie-lookie what I got
from the old lab.
645
00:30:05,078 --> 00:30:06,810
[weakly] Help, Krypto...
646
00:30:06,946 --> 00:30:09,019
-♪ We got problems♪
-♪ We got problems♪
647
00:30:09,155 --> 00:30:10,911
♪ And I don't think
we can solve... ♪
648
00:30:11,046 --> 00:30:14,020
-♪ Think we can solve them ♪
-[sobbing]
649
00:30:14,155 --> 00:30:15,685
-[groaning]
-[Lulu chuckles]
650
00:30:15,821 --> 00:30:17,718
You really should have made it
harder to find you.
651
00:30:17,853 --> 00:30:19,828
Those glasses
aren't fooling anyone.
652
00:30:19,963 --> 00:30:21,396
Moustache maybe,
but not glasses.
653
00:30:21,531 --> 00:30:22,559
Whoa!
654
00:30:25,235 --> 00:30:27,262
Why does this always happen
on date night?
655
00:30:27,398 --> 00:30:29,705
[hotline operator]
You've reached the
Justice League emergency line.
656
00:30:29,841 --> 00:30:31,333
For Earth-One, press one.
657
00:30:31,469 --> 00:30:32,742
For Earth-Two, press two.
658
00:30:32,878 --> 00:30:34,041
-[sighs]
-For Earth-Three...
659
00:30:34,177 --> 00:30:36,170
Oh, man,
that looked like it hurt.
660
00:30:36,306 --> 00:30:37,539
I hope it did.
661
00:30:37,675 --> 00:30:39,114
-[Lulu laughing]
-[groans, grunts]
662
00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:41,886
[dramatic music playing]
663
00:30:45,247 --> 00:30:46,689
[groans]
664
00:30:46,825 --> 00:30:48,416
Wow, look at you still trying.
665
00:30:48,552 --> 00:30:50,057
-[Superman grunts]
-Plucky.
666
00:30:50,193 --> 00:30:52,855
Fine, then.
Mama likes a good fight.
667
00:30:52,991 --> 00:30:54,393
[grunts]
668
00:30:58,161 --> 00:30:59,431
[groans]
669
00:31:01,372 --> 00:31:04,336
[Val Stones on TV]
You always bake for a reason.
670
00:31:04,472 --> 00:31:06,170
So, you make it
the best you can.
671
00:31:06,306 --> 00:31:07,736
And you make it with love.
672
00:31:08,546 --> 00:31:10,409
[metal creaking]
673
00:31:12,516 --> 00:31:13,748
[grunts]
674
00:31:13,883 --> 00:31:15,711
[Lulu grunts, groans]
675
00:31:18,689 --> 00:31:19,851
[Lulu laughs]
676
00:31:19,986 --> 00:31:21,556
[straining]
677
00:31:21,691 --> 00:31:22,887
[metal creaking]
678
00:31:23,022 --> 00:31:24,291
[gasps, grunts]
679
00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:27,789
[grunts]
680
00:31:30,568 --> 00:31:31,769
[squeaks]
681
00:31:31,904 --> 00:31:33,427
Surrender.
I don't wanna hurt you.
682
00:31:33,562 --> 00:31:34,598
No, no, no. [choking]
683
00:31:35,731 --> 00:31:37,139
-[Lulu stabs]
-[gasps]
684
00:31:38,235 --> 00:31:39,742
A little advice.
685
00:31:39,878 --> 00:31:41,937
Never test a guinea pig. Okay?
686
00:31:42,073 --> 00:31:42,980
[yelps]
687
00:31:45,244 --> 00:31:47,479
[car alarms blaring]
688
00:31:51,881 --> 00:31:54,124
I can't believe
he really left with her.
689
00:31:54,259 --> 00:31:55,957
They're probably out there
playing fetch together
690
00:31:56,092 --> 00:31:57,291
-as I speak.
-[toy squeaks]
691
00:31:58,224 --> 00:31:59,788
Ooh, he left me cheese!
692
00:32:01,495 --> 00:32:03,467
Ah, I can't stay mad
at the guy.
693
00:32:03,602 --> 00:32:05,002
[chuckles, burps]
694
00:32:06,429 --> 00:32:07,664
[Superman] Help.
695
00:32:09,533 --> 00:32:10,771
-[static]
-Help.
696
00:32:10,906 --> 00:32:12,537
[gasps] Superman?
697
00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:19,482
[gasps, growls]
698
00:32:19,617 --> 00:32:21,249
[barking]
699
00:32:23,413 --> 00:32:26,313
Pup, up, and away!
700
00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:28,223
[screaming]
701
00:32:29,527 --> 00:32:30,658
[grunts]
702
00:32:30,793 --> 00:32:32,788
[whimpering]
703
00:32:38,595 --> 00:32:40,536
What have you done to him?
704
00:32:40,671 --> 00:32:42,763
[groaning]
705
00:32:42,899 --> 00:32:45,139
I see someone
found his medicine.
706
00:32:45,275 --> 00:32:47,373
A tiny shard
of green kryptonite
707
00:32:47,509 --> 00:32:50,806
cleverly concealed
in a hunk of Jarlsberg.
708
00:32:50,941 --> 00:32:53,941
[groaning] They always put it
in the cheese.
709
00:32:54,951 --> 00:32:57,120
[sinister music playing]
710
00:32:58,186 --> 00:32:59,715
You took me away from Lex,
711
00:32:59,851 --> 00:33:02,818
so now I'm taking
Superman away from you.
712
00:33:03,793 --> 00:33:04,990
[groaning]
713
00:33:05,126 --> 00:33:06,326
Oh, uh, don't worry,
714
00:33:06,462 --> 00:33:08,322
this is only step one
of my evil plan.
715
00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:09,563
There's more.
716
00:33:09,699 --> 00:33:10,694
No.
717
00:33:12,696 --> 00:33:16,034
Must protect Super... [grunts]
718
00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:18,504
[garbage clattering]
719
00:33:28,015 --> 00:33:29,812
[siren blaring]
720
00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:32,683
[groaning]
721
00:33:34,087 --> 00:33:35,255
Superman!
722
00:33:35,391 --> 00:33:36,350
-I have to find...
-[bones cracking]
723
00:33:36,485 --> 00:33:38,018
[groaning]
724
00:33:39,159 --> 00:33:40,427
[sighs softly]
725
00:33:43,969 --> 00:33:46,136
-[collar chiming]
-Huh?
726
00:33:48,267 --> 00:33:49,229
[Krypto gasps]
727
00:33:49,365 --> 00:33:50,465
Father.
728
00:33:50,601 --> 00:33:54,009
Yes, it is I, Dog-El.
729
00:33:54,144 --> 00:33:55,674
When you were just a puppy,
730
00:33:55,809 --> 00:33:59,039
I recorded all my knowledge
in your collar.
731
00:33:59,175 --> 00:34:01,644
I know. You've always
helped me in the past,
732
00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:03,214
and I could
really use you now.
733
00:34:03,350 --> 00:34:06,484
Yes, it is I, Dog-El.
734
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:08,590
We really need
a skip-intro button.
735
00:34:08,725 --> 00:34:12,688
Talk to me, my son.
What seems to be the problem?
736
00:34:12,823 --> 00:34:15,198
Superman.
He's been captured.
737
00:34:16,394 --> 00:34:17,794
[Dog-El] Hmm.
738
00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:21,595
I'm sorry.
I know how close you are.
739
00:34:21,730 --> 00:34:24,604
Yeah, I mean, we were.
740
00:34:24,739 --> 00:34:27,404
Well, you just can't sit there
feeling sad.
741
00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:29,436
You have to go rescue him.
742
00:34:29,572 --> 00:34:30,772
You're right.
743
00:34:30,907 --> 00:34:32,646
I'll save Superman,
and when I do,
744
00:34:32,782 --> 00:34:35,416
he'll realize that
I'm the only friend
he ever needs.
745
00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:37,713
Uh... That's not
exactly what I--
746
00:34:37,849 --> 00:34:39,416
But how am I
supposed to be a hero
747
00:34:39,551 --> 00:34:41,249
when I don't have my powers?
748
00:34:41,384 --> 00:34:44,454
It's not superpowers
that make you a hero, Krypto.
749
00:34:44,589 --> 00:34:46,156
That's not your problem.
750
00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:47,990
Then what is it?
751
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,033
Your problem is you.
You... [echoes]
752
00:34:50,168 --> 00:34:52,697
Me? What do you mean, me?
Father?
753
00:34:55,573 --> 00:34:57,097
-[dramatic music playing]
-[electricity crackling]
754
00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,040
A-ha!
755
00:34:59,176 --> 00:35:01,371
That must be the vile rodent.
756
00:35:01,506 --> 00:35:02,672
Don't worry, Superman,
757
00:35:02,808 --> 00:35:04,511
I won't rest
until I rescue you.
758
00:35:06,277 --> 00:35:08,180
[yawns]
759
00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:10,149
This is very restful.
760
00:35:10,285 --> 00:35:11,518
-Yes.
-[crackling]
761
00:35:13,483 --> 00:35:15,423
[screams]
762
00:35:16,919 --> 00:35:18,162
[chuckles sheepishly] Whoops.
763
00:35:18,297 --> 00:35:20,021
[Ace] We're gonna
have to work on that.
764
00:35:20,156 --> 00:35:23,163
I never knew the stars
could be this beautiful,
765
00:35:23,298 --> 00:35:24,794
and there's so many of them.
766
00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:26,828
Look, there's one.
Oh, there's another one.
767
00:35:26,963 --> 00:35:28,537
[chuckles]
Look, there's one, too.
768
00:35:28,673 --> 00:35:32,408
Eh! These stars are crap.
Wait till we get to the farm.
769
00:35:32,543 --> 00:35:36,305
Yeah. [sighs] Everything's
better at the farm.
770
00:35:36,441 --> 00:35:38,444
Oh! Oh, yeah.
771
00:35:38,579 --> 00:35:40,113
Um, yeah, about...
about the farm.
772
00:35:40,248 --> 00:35:41,447
See, understand this.
773
00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:43,447
There's always
a literal interpretation
774
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:44,815
and then... and then a more--
775
00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:47,319
[Krypto panting] Where is she?
Where...?
776
00:35:47,454 --> 00:35:49,717
Where...? [breathes deeply]
777
00:35:49,852 --> 00:35:51,859
Okay. Where... Where is she?
778
00:35:51,994 --> 00:35:53,858
[panting]
779
00:35:53,994 --> 00:35:56,197
-[panting] Okay. Where is she?
-[dramatic music swells]
780
00:35:56,332 --> 00:35:57,592
-[all gasp]
-[Chip] Ugh.
781
00:35:57,727 --> 00:35:59,402
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
782
00:35:59,537 --> 00:36:03,064
I've, uh, I've never
really run before. [panting]
783
00:36:03,199 --> 00:36:05,770
[weakly] I... I usually
"Pup, up, and away."
784
00:36:07,109 --> 00:36:08,310
Are you okay?
785
00:36:08,446 --> 00:36:10,003
[in normal voice]
I'm fine, I'm fine.
786
00:36:10,139 --> 00:36:12,907
I was just, uh,
hit by a car a little.
787
00:36:13,043 --> 00:36:16,253
[sighs] You never forget
your first time.
788
00:36:19,885 --> 00:36:21,748
Wait a minute,
where do I know you from?
789
00:36:21,884 --> 00:36:23,091
I can't put my paw on it.
790
00:36:23,227 --> 00:36:24,618
-Where is she?
-[gasps, yelps]
791
00:36:24,754 --> 00:36:25,889
[dramatic music swells]
792
00:36:28,191 --> 00:36:32,297
Whoa. So, the powers
I saw were yours?
793
00:36:32,433 --> 00:36:34,271
You hooligans can help me.
794
00:36:36,268 --> 00:36:39,005
Hurry, there isn't much time.
We have to save Superman.
795
00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:40,239
Superman?
796
00:36:40,374 --> 00:36:42,278
[heroic music playing]
797
00:36:42,413 --> 00:36:44,247
Oh, of course!
You're that super dork
798
00:36:44,383 --> 00:36:46,009
who got me
thrown back in the slammer.
799
00:36:46,144 --> 00:36:48,611
What was it? Creepo? Crisco?
What's your name?
800
00:36:48,747 --> 00:36:51,688
No. It's Krypto the Superdog!
801
00:36:51,823 --> 00:36:53,147
[Ace] Oh!
802
00:36:53,282 --> 00:36:54,752
Well, it looks like
we're both super now.
803
00:36:54,888 --> 00:36:56,419
You know,
I still owe you a whuppin'.
804
00:36:56,554 --> 00:36:58,224
-Hi-yah!
-Ow!
805
00:36:58,359 --> 00:36:59,792
That was my good eye.
806
00:36:59,927 --> 00:37:01,826
Now, wait. It was supposed
to be a fair fight.
807
00:37:01,961 --> 00:37:03,564
Why didn't you block me
with some freeze heat
808
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:05,132
that was coming out your ears
or something?
809
00:37:05,268 --> 00:37:06,928
Because, I... [sighs] I...
810
00:37:07,063 --> 00:37:09,303
[mumbling]
I don't have my powers.
811
00:37:09,438 --> 00:37:11,108
-What?
-[amusing music playing]
812
00:37:11,243 --> 00:37:13,976
I said I don't
have my powers anymore.
813
00:37:14,111 --> 00:37:16,375
[laughing] Did ya...?
814
00:37:16,510 --> 00:37:17,776
You don't have your powers?
815
00:37:18,876 --> 00:37:20,040
Yeah, that's what's going on.
816
00:37:20,176 --> 00:37:21,483
You're just trying
to use us now,
817
00:37:21,618 --> 00:37:23,451
because you can't handle it
on your own.
818
00:37:23,587 --> 00:37:25,587
Look, I know these powers
are new to you,
819
00:37:25,723 --> 00:37:28,348
but when one has an abundance
of power... [groans]
820
00:37:28,483 --> 00:37:31,492
...they have a certain duty
to use that power to--
821
00:37:31,628 --> 00:37:33,121
-[Ace urinating]
-[heroic music stops]
822
00:37:36,224 --> 00:37:38,258
Sorry. You were
sayin' somethin'?
823
00:37:40,571 --> 00:37:43,500
I was making
an inspiring hero speech.
824
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,309
[Ace continues urinating]
825
00:37:48,774 --> 00:37:50,444
How much did you
have to drink?
826
00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:52,842
I had two toilet bowls
and a bidet.
827
00:37:52,978 --> 00:37:54,283
A bidet, too, which is,
which is crazy.
828
00:37:54,419 --> 00:37:55,648
I didn't even know
that was a thing.
829
00:37:55,783 --> 00:37:57,217
But it's like
a dog water fountain.
830
00:37:57,352 --> 00:37:59,450
You disgusting animal.
831
00:37:59,585 --> 00:38:00,980
Pack, let's roll out.
832
00:38:01,116 --> 00:38:03,292
I'll see you never, Narc Kent.
833
00:38:03,428 --> 00:38:05,389
No! My best friend
is in danger,
834
00:38:05,525 --> 00:38:07,054
and you have to help me.
835
00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:08,961
[Ace] Sorry,
we got other plans.
836
00:38:09,096 --> 00:38:12,431
Good luck with your danger.
We're going to the farm.
837
00:38:12,567 --> 00:38:16,030
Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby!
838
00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:18,633
"Lettuce trees"?
What's this farm called?
839
00:38:18,768 --> 00:38:20,168
The farm upstate.
840
00:38:21,178 --> 00:38:22,642
That sounds made-up.
841
00:38:22,777 --> 00:38:24,481
Oh, yeah?
Well, how would you know?
842
00:38:24,616 --> 00:38:27,576
I grew up on a farm.
In a town called Smallville.
843
00:38:27,712 --> 00:38:29,813
Now that sounds made-up.
844
00:38:29,949 --> 00:38:33,384
So, which way
is this so-called farm?
845
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,052
Well, it's upstate.
846
00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:37,754
So, that... that means
it's... it's up, obviously.
847
00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:39,592
Okay. He's not
telling you the--
848
00:38:39,728 --> 00:38:41,156
[Ace] Can I steal you
for a sec?
849
00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:45,193
You lied about the farm,
didn't you?
850
00:38:45,328 --> 00:38:48,068
Big time. Look, I had
to give them some hope.
851
00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:50,203
-There's one there.
-[Ace] No one was ever
gonna adopt us.
852
00:38:50,338 --> 00:38:51,838
There's one, too.
853
00:38:51,973 --> 00:38:54,576
So, I promised them
it would be their new home.
854
00:38:57,312 --> 00:39:00,274
You know, I'd be happy
to take you and your friends
to my farm.
855
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,018
If you help me save Superman.
856
00:39:05,154 --> 00:39:07,620
Wait a minute.
Is this blackmail?
Are you blackmailing me?
857
00:39:07,755 --> 00:39:09,718
No. I'm just asking you
for something,
858
00:39:09,853 --> 00:39:13,090
which I will reward you for
by not revealing
damaging information.
859
00:39:13,225 --> 00:39:16,258
That is literally
the definition of blackmail.
860
00:39:16,393 --> 00:39:19,432
Fine. We'll help you
get your dumb owner back.
861
00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:21,698
You got yourself a super team.
862
00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:23,900
[heroic music swells, stops]
863
00:39:24,036 --> 00:39:25,507
Did someone
just say super team?
864
00:39:25,643 --> 00:39:28,544
[Chip muffled] Yay.
My destiny awaits.
865
00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:32,806
-[sinister music playing]
-[Lulu] Terrifying villains,
866
00:39:32,941 --> 00:39:34,743
deadly assassins,
867
00:39:34,879 --> 00:39:37,111
I have come to recruit you
868
00:39:37,247 --> 00:39:40,582
for a siege
of murderous savagery!
869
00:39:40,718 --> 00:39:43,326
[all munching]
870
00:39:43,462 --> 00:39:46,058
My fellow, furrier,
guinea pigs.
871
00:39:46,194 --> 00:39:49,361
I have sought you out
because you are
apex predators.
872
00:39:49,496 --> 00:39:51,230
Gods amongst men!
873
00:39:51,366 --> 00:39:53,030
[all munching]
874
00:39:55,738 --> 00:39:59,034
Okay, look. Pig to pig,
I need your help
875
00:39:59,169 --> 00:40:00,977
because my owner
has gotten himself
876
00:40:01,113 --> 00:40:03,613
into a bit of a pickle.
877
00:40:03,749 --> 00:40:05,174
[reporter] Thwarted by
the Justice League,
878
00:40:05,310 --> 00:40:07,974
Lex Luthor now
finds himself behind bars.
879
00:40:08,110 --> 00:40:09,979
I'll destroy you all!
880
00:40:10,115 --> 00:40:11,453
That's my best friend.
[chuckles]
881
00:40:11,589 --> 00:40:13,182
And mentor.
Best friend and mentor.
882
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,455
[clears throat]
883
00:40:17,591 --> 00:40:19,661
[reporter] Built to house
fearsome superpowered
criminals,
884
00:40:19,797 --> 00:40:20,987
Stryker's Island
is the world's most
885
00:40:21,123 --> 00:40:22,629
inescapable prison.
886
00:40:22,765 --> 00:40:24,997
Which is where
you dorks come in.
887
00:40:25,132 --> 00:40:27,795
You see, if I'm gonna get Lex
outta that dump,
888
00:40:27,931 --> 00:40:29,433
I'm gonna need an army.
889
00:40:29,568 --> 00:40:31,271
[cages rattling]
890
00:40:31,407 --> 00:40:32,972
[guinea pigs squeaking]
891
00:40:33,108 --> 00:40:36,478
Um, actually, I think
we'd just rather stay here.
892
00:40:36,614 --> 00:40:37,970
Yeah, I mean,
we get summers off,
893
00:40:38,106 --> 00:40:39,311
all-you-can-drink water.
894
00:40:39,446 --> 00:40:41,012
[slurping]
895
00:40:43,578 --> 00:40:46,853
We even have Spanish class
every miercoles.
896
00:40:46,988 --> 00:40:49,282
Oh, you have nothing...
until you've licked
897
00:40:49,418 --> 00:40:52,622
from the cold steel
straw of power.
898
00:40:52,758 --> 00:40:54,663
[kryptonite pulsing]
899
00:40:56,327 --> 00:40:58,694
-[tires screeching]
-[engine revving]
900
00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:00,460
[dramatic music playing]
901
00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:03,803
Not so fast.
902
00:41:03,939 --> 00:41:06,509
Lois Lane told us
all about you, hamster.
903
00:41:06,645 --> 00:41:10,141
Hamster? A hamster is a...
is a hacky sack!
904
00:41:10,276 --> 00:41:12,906
A hamster is a mouse
that had too much for lunch!
905
00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:14,807
We are guinea pigs
906
00:41:14,943 --> 00:41:17,083
and when we're through
with you, buster,
you'll know it.
907
00:41:17,219 --> 00:41:18,379
Hmm.
908
00:41:20,523 --> 00:41:22,856
[dramatic music intensifies]
909
00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:27,795
[screeches]
910
00:41:34,063 --> 00:41:35,363
[guinea pig growls]
911
00:41:41,042 --> 00:41:43,341
What's going on?
That was your cue to attack.
912
00:41:43,476 --> 00:41:46,046
Uh... Oh, sorry.
I... I was waiting
for him to go first.
913
00:41:46,182 --> 00:41:48,212
Yeah, but if I went first,
your fire would melt my ice,
914
00:41:48,347 --> 00:41:50,547
so maybe the... the wing lady
should go first?
915
00:41:50,683 --> 00:41:51,817
I have a name.
916
00:41:51,952 --> 00:41:53,853
But then I'd set
her wings on fire,
917
00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:55,414
and I don't think
any of us want that.
918
00:41:55,550 --> 00:41:57,587
Well, you don't want
ice on wings.
919
00:41:57,723 --> 00:41:59,226
-[guinea pig 1] Why?
-[guinea pig 2] They...
It clogs the feathers.
920
00:41:59,362 --> 00:42:00,822
Just get him!
921
00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:02,896
[dramatic music playing]
922
00:42:03,728 --> 00:42:04,733
[Batman grunts]
923
00:42:07,764 --> 00:42:09,566
[roars]
924
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,100
[Batman groans]
925
00:42:11,236 --> 00:42:12,768
-[body thuds]
-[guinea pigs squealing]
926
00:42:12,904 --> 00:42:14,244
Whoo! That was fun.
927
00:42:14,379 --> 00:42:16,976
Now then, let's go free Lex.
928
00:42:18,379 --> 00:42:19,741
Huh?
929
00:42:19,876 --> 00:42:21,447
[screams]
930
00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:23,851
[tires screeching]
931
00:42:24,982 --> 00:42:26,247
This ends now, sister.
932
00:42:26,383 --> 00:42:28,784
I have you
in my Lasso of Truth.
933
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,721
Oh, you want the truth?
934
00:42:30,857 --> 00:42:32,519
The boots are a bit much.
935
00:42:37,299 --> 00:42:38,397
[yells]
936
00:42:38,532 --> 00:42:41,735
[siren blaring]
937
00:42:41,871 --> 00:42:44,840
-[hip-hop music playing]
-[sniffing]
938
00:42:44,975 --> 00:42:46,906
Is this really the best way
to find Superman?
939
00:42:47,041 --> 00:42:48,804
Because to me,
this just seems gross.
940
00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:50,639
What do you mean, gross?
941
00:42:50,774 --> 00:42:52,471
Smelling stuff is
one of the greatest joys
of being a dog.
942
00:42:52,607 --> 00:42:54,243
Next to licking
any part of your body.
943
00:42:54,378 --> 00:42:56,046
I mean, I lick myself
all the time.
944
00:42:56,182 --> 00:42:57,877
Well, that explains
the breath.
945
00:42:58,012 --> 00:43:00,314
You wanna find Lulu
and rescue
Captain Hair Gel, right?
946
00:43:00,450 --> 00:43:02,257
Well, I suggest
you start sniffing.
947
00:43:02,393 --> 00:43:03,493
You know what they say,
948
00:43:03,628 --> 00:43:05,953
smell is the sight
of the nose.
949
00:43:06,088 --> 00:43:07,297
No one says that.
950
00:43:07,432 --> 00:43:08,625
Well, they should. Check it.
951
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,630
[sniffs] Uh-huh.
952
00:43:10,765 --> 00:43:13,095
A poodle drooled right here.
953
00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:15,536
[sniffs] Someone threw
a perfectly good pizza crust
in that dumpster right there.
954
00:43:15,672 --> 00:43:18,005
[sniffs] And on that corner...
955
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:20,306
[sniffs] That corner
right there... Oh, no. Dang.
956
00:43:20,441 --> 00:43:22,610
A pigeon got her heart broken.
I can still smell the hurt.
957
00:43:22,745 --> 00:43:24,472
[sniffs] She was a heavy crier.
958
00:43:24,608 --> 00:43:26,975
It's a superpower
that every dog possesses.
959
00:43:27,111 --> 00:43:28,485
Even a wack one like you.
960
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:30,581
-[scoffs] I'm not wack.
-[sniffs]
961
00:43:30,716 --> 00:43:32,249
[sniffs] Oh!
962
00:43:33,951 --> 00:43:35,952
[dry heaving]
963
00:43:36,088 --> 00:43:37,423
[Ace] Ooh, is that a band-aid?
964
00:43:37,559 --> 00:43:40,521
[gags, groans]
965
00:43:43,194 --> 00:43:47,295
-[dog panting]
-[bell tolling]
966
00:43:47,431 --> 00:43:49,506
-[sighs]
-[sentimental music playing]
967
00:43:49,641 --> 00:43:52,340
-It's walk-o'clock.
-What-oh-what?
968
00:43:52,476 --> 00:43:54,140
-Nothing.
-Okay.
969
00:43:54,275 --> 00:43:56,205
Because it sounded like
a super adorable nickname
970
00:43:56,341 --> 00:43:58,113
you got for your walks
with your owner.
971
00:43:58,249 --> 00:44:02,541
All right, maybe this is when
me and Supes used to hang out.
972
00:44:02,677 --> 00:44:05,018
Every morning,
since I was a puppy.
973
00:44:05,153 --> 00:44:07,884
Aw! Well, you might
not have your Superman,
974
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,418
but at least you have us.
975
00:44:09,553 --> 00:44:11,556
-A whole super team!
-[heroic music playing]
976
00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:13,590
The Mighty Oink!
977
00:44:13,792 --> 00:44:15,028
Squirrelverine.
978
00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:17,365
Droolo.
979
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,767
Seriously? Droolo?
980
00:44:18,903 --> 00:44:20,830
And wait, where's
Shell-on-wheels? Shell?
981
00:44:20,965 --> 00:44:22,066
[Merton laughing]
982
00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:24,097
What's happenin',
sweet cheeks?
983
00:44:24,233 --> 00:44:26,070
[romantic music playing]
984
00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:29,475
Ah, I get it.
The strong, silent type.
985
00:44:29,610 --> 00:44:31,812
Who needs words?
986
00:44:31,948 --> 00:44:33,979
Man, I wish
I still had my powers.
987
00:44:34,115 --> 00:44:35,715
Yeah, what happened
to them anyway?
988
00:44:35,850 --> 00:44:37,178
I ate some green kryptonite.
989
00:44:37,314 --> 00:44:39,746
A Kryptonian's only weakness.
990
00:44:39,881 --> 00:44:42,215
Why would you eat
your weakness, you dum-dum?
991
00:44:42,350 --> 00:44:44,624
It was in some cheese.
992
00:44:44,759 --> 00:44:47,454
A dog's only weakness.
993
00:44:47,590 --> 00:44:49,529
Well, I ate
a toy dinosaur once.
994
00:44:49,664 --> 00:44:51,960
If we're goin' off that,
I'd say you probably
got a solid two days
995
00:44:52,096 --> 00:44:53,628
until that thing passes.
996
00:44:53,763 --> 00:44:55,937
Unless it's a stegosaurus,
and then you just pray.
997
00:44:56,072 --> 00:44:57,565
-[people screaming on tv]
-You guys, look!
998
00:45:01,744 --> 00:45:03,406
[foreboding music playing]
999
00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:05,705
M'kay, Wonder Woman
will stop her. [gasps]
1000
00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:08,675
Goddess, no!
1001
00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:11,678
Um...
1002
00:45:14,683 --> 00:45:16,056
That sounded
like a bone breaking.
1003
00:45:17,793 --> 00:45:19,422
Is that even how it works?
1004
00:45:23,534 --> 00:45:25,493
I guess it's down to us.
1005
00:45:25,629 --> 00:45:27,902
Who's ready to go
save my best friend?
1006
00:45:28,037 --> 00:45:30,565
You want us to fight her?
[shudders]
1007
00:45:30,701 --> 00:45:33,038
She just took out
the whole Justice League!
1008
00:45:33,174 --> 00:45:35,537
And they all
have opposable thumbs.
1009
00:45:35,672 --> 00:45:39,541
[sighs] Remember me
when I'm gone, Fabrizio.
1010
00:45:43,445 --> 00:45:46,152
Guys, relax. We'll be fine.
1011
00:45:46,951 --> 00:45:48,286
[screaming]
1012
00:45:48,421 --> 00:45:49,754
-[car horn honking]
-[tires screeching]
1013
00:45:49,890 --> 00:45:51,251
[sinister music playing]
1014
00:45:51,387 --> 00:45:53,252
[man] Why are they so mad?
1015
00:45:53,387 --> 00:45:55,592
[people screaming]
1016
00:45:55,728 --> 00:45:56,965
[roars]
1017
00:45:58,569 --> 00:46:00,298
You see? Totally fine.
1018
00:46:01,863 --> 00:46:04,564
-Now, let's hero up.
-[heroic music playing]
1019
00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,602
All right, team,
what are your stats?
1020
00:46:06,738 --> 00:46:09,173
Like, my powers include
heat vision, freeze breath...
1021
00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:11,639
And don't forget
the Solar Paw Punch.
1022
00:46:13,451 --> 00:46:14,774
What is that?
1023
00:46:14,909 --> 00:46:16,951
Is that like a juice box
flavor or something?
1024
00:46:17,087 --> 00:46:20,482
No, it's Krypto's
most powerful move.
1025
00:46:20,618 --> 00:46:23,057
It requires him
to fly directly to the sun
1026
00:46:23,192 --> 00:46:25,318
and absorb
its deadly radiation,
1027
00:46:25,454 --> 00:46:26,819
turning himself into
1028
00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:30,031
a dog-shaped
thermal energy event.
1029
00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:33,360
Not even Superman himself
has tried it.
1030
00:46:33,496 --> 00:46:35,202
Because he doesn't have paws?
1031
00:46:35,337 --> 00:46:37,630
Because it's not something
you come back from.
1032
00:46:37,766 --> 00:46:39,866
The punch causes a blast
which takes out
1033
00:46:40,001 --> 00:46:41,841
not only the villain
who gets hit with the blow,
1034
00:46:41,976 --> 00:46:44,613
but the hero who throws it.
1035
00:46:44,749 --> 00:46:46,409
Sounds like a terrible power.
1036
00:46:46,545 --> 00:46:47,649
Does sound like
a good juice box, though.
1037
00:46:47,784 --> 00:46:49,216
I would drink the juice box.
1038
00:46:49,351 --> 00:46:52,053
Okay, enough mayhem.
Thank you. We gotta go...
1039
00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:55,248
My goodness! [laughs]
1040
00:46:55,383 --> 00:46:57,225
Look who's alive!
1041
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,759
Well, let's correct that
little oversight, shall we?
1042
00:46:59,894 --> 00:47:01,161
[whistles menacingly]
1043
00:47:03,524 --> 00:47:05,033
[guinea pigs snarling]
1044
00:47:09,267 --> 00:47:10,738
Ace, deploy canine shield.
1045
00:47:10,874 --> 00:47:12,198
What is a canine...? [screams]
1046
00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:13,734
[all screaming]
1047
00:47:17,139 --> 00:47:18,079
Evade!
1048
00:47:22,147 --> 00:47:23,280
Excellent shielding.
1049
00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:25,244
That seemed
incredibly painful.
1050
00:47:25,379 --> 00:47:26,413
[Ace groans]
1051
00:47:26,548 --> 00:47:28,452
Anybody wanna switch powers?
1052
00:47:30,428 --> 00:47:31,460
You're up, pig.
1053
00:47:31,596 --> 00:47:33,589
Okay, PB, think big!
1054
00:47:34,156 --> 00:47:35,527
[grunts]
1055
00:47:35,663 --> 00:47:36,832
[gasps]
1056
00:47:36,968 --> 00:47:38,726
-[people panicking]
-[screaming]
1057
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,862
[gasps, screaming]
1058
00:47:44,466 --> 00:47:45,836
Squirrel, light 'em up.
1059
00:47:45,971 --> 00:47:47,235
[crackling]
1060
00:47:47,370 --> 00:47:49,401
[guinea pigs snarling]
1061
00:47:49,537 --> 00:47:51,271
No, no, no. I can't.
1062
00:47:51,406 --> 00:47:52,706
Of course you can.
1063
00:47:52,842 --> 00:47:54,247
I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
1064
00:47:54,383 --> 00:47:57,614
I could hurt someone.
Or they could hurt me.
1065
00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:00,917
Or maybe me freezing like this
is the worst thing.
1066
00:48:01,052 --> 00:48:02,387
[screams]
1067
00:48:05,491 --> 00:48:06,559
Turtle, use your speed
and get them--
1068
00:48:06,694 --> 00:48:07,629
On it.
1069
00:48:07,764 --> 00:48:09,031
[heroic music playing]
1070
00:48:12,428 --> 00:48:13,893
[heroic music stops]
1071
00:48:15,398 --> 00:48:16,698
Where the [bleep] am I?
1072
00:48:18,201 --> 00:48:19,602
[munching]
1073
00:48:19,737 --> 00:48:21,903
[sighs] You guys are
terrible superheroes.
1074
00:48:22,039 --> 00:48:25,472
[scoffs] I don't understand
why you're not getting this.
1075
00:48:25,607 --> 00:48:28,610
Yeah, well, there's a lot
that you don't understand
about us, you fool.
1076
00:48:28,746 --> 00:48:30,447
Maybe if you
paid attention to... Huh?
1077
00:48:30,583 --> 00:48:32,314
-Oh, I'm paying attention.
-[groans] Help.
1078
00:48:32,449 --> 00:48:33,856
One-hundo percent attention.
1079
00:48:33,992 --> 00:48:36,450
So thick and swole, his abs.
[yelps]
1080
00:48:36,586 --> 00:48:37,785
-His abs.
-[growling]
1081
00:48:38,795 --> 00:48:40,788
[dramatic music playing]
1082
00:48:45,395 --> 00:48:46,662
[guinea pig screeches]
1083
00:48:55,343 --> 00:48:57,847
Risky move for a dog
with no powers.
1084
00:48:57,983 --> 00:48:59,845
-Some would say heroic.
-[straining]
1085
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,715
I would say dumb.
1086
00:49:01,850 --> 00:49:03,350
Where is Superman?
1087
00:49:03,485 --> 00:49:05,847
[in sing-song voice]
I'm not telling. [chuckles]
1088
00:49:05,983 --> 00:49:08,285
[normal voice] Classic evil.
Lex would be so proud.
1089
00:49:08,421 --> 00:49:09,982
This is really
about Lex Luthor?
1090
00:49:10,118 --> 00:49:12,293
Don't you understand?
He was testing on you.
1091
00:49:12,428 --> 00:49:15,592
We were colleagues.
We were scientists together.
1092
00:49:15,727 --> 00:49:18,366
You were the guinea pig.
Your hair fell out.
1093
00:49:18,502 --> 00:49:19,693
[gulps]
1094
00:49:19,829 --> 00:49:23,028
Yeah. Just like his did.
Lex needed me.
1095
00:49:23,164 --> 00:49:25,370
That's more than I can say
for your Superman.
1096
00:49:25,506 --> 00:49:27,804
Superman needed me.
He... he needs me.
1097
00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:29,241
Does he?
1098
00:49:29,376 --> 00:49:31,177
Because I'm pretty sure
he's gonna get
1099
00:49:31,313 --> 00:49:34,215
everything he needs
from his...
1100
00:49:35,486 --> 00:49:36,980
fiancee.
1101
00:49:37,116 --> 00:49:38,219
[Krypto gasps]
1102
00:49:40,249 --> 00:49:41,617
Oh, no.
1103
00:49:41,753 --> 00:49:43,784
You didn't know
they were getting married.
1104
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,161
I really am sorry,
'cause this must be
1105
00:49:46,296 --> 00:49:49,026
so painful to have to
hear this from me.
1106
00:49:49,161 --> 00:49:50,565
No. You're lying.
1107
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,265
Am I? Huh.
1108
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,064
Well, then why
did this little bauble
1109
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,671
fall out of his Underoos
1110
00:49:55,807 --> 00:49:57,506
the night I took him down?
1111
00:49:57,641 --> 00:49:59,164
Look at it.
1112
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,373
The cut's fine but the clarity
is murky as heck. [gags]
1113
00:50:01,509 --> 00:50:03,542
Face it, Wonder Mutt,
you're too late.
1114
00:50:03,677 --> 00:50:06,713
Your boy's getting hitched.
And that means...
1115
00:50:06,849 --> 00:50:08,249
Bye-bye, dog.
1116
00:50:09,378 --> 00:50:11,079
But don't worry,
1117
00:50:11,214 --> 00:50:12,980
if Superman doesn't have room
in his life for you anymore,
1118
00:50:13,115 --> 00:50:16,591
I'm sure you can, uh, crash
at the Hall of Justice.
1119
00:50:16,726 --> 00:50:18,424
[screaming]
1120
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,066
[groans]
1121
00:50:24,162 --> 00:50:25,766
[screaming]
1122
00:50:25,902 --> 00:50:28,269
[groans, whimpering]
1123
00:50:29,536 --> 00:50:32,373
Wow!
She threw that dog real far.
1124
00:50:32,508 --> 00:50:34,970
You know what's funny?
For a minute, I was worried
1125
00:50:35,106 --> 00:50:38,104
when I saw that the orange
kryptonite gave you powers,
1126
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:41,412
but then I remembered,
uh, you're you. [laughing]
1127
00:50:41,547 --> 00:50:43,948
Come on, let's go,
little piggies.
1128
00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:46,289
What did I tell you?
Isn't this better
than Spanish class?
1129
00:50:46,424 --> 00:50:47,585
-[guinea pigs] Si.
-[guinea pig speaking Spanish]
1130
00:50:51,587 --> 00:50:54,455
[Lex] Hey, Lois Lane.
1131
00:50:54,590 --> 00:50:56,461
Always nice to see ya.
1132
00:50:56,596 --> 00:50:58,662
Talk, Lex.
I know you're behind this.
1133
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:04,006
Impressive destruction,
but not my work.
1134
00:51:04,142 --> 00:51:06,241
Your name is literally
on the monster.
1135
00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:12,878
Looks like
one of my little babies
is all grown up.
1136
00:51:13,014 --> 00:51:14,614
That's creepy.
1137
00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:17,111
Spill it, Lex.
What have you done
with Superman?
1138
00:51:17,247 --> 00:51:20,485
Wherever Superman is,
it's got nothing
to do with me,
1139
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:23,621
or my company,
LexCorp International.
1140
00:51:26,963 --> 00:51:28,692
[ominous music playing]
1141
00:51:31,595 --> 00:51:34,027
[justice league grunting]
1142
00:51:35,466 --> 00:51:37,833
[Superman grunting]
1143
00:51:41,170 --> 00:51:43,443
[Batman] Hey! Stop chewing
on that Batarang.
1144
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:45,840
Bruce Wayne paid a lot
of money for that,
1145
00:51:45,975 --> 00:51:48,908
and then gave it to me
as a present.
1146
00:51:49,044 --> 00:51:51,480
Vic, can you override
their defenses?
1147
00:51:51,615 --> 00:51:53,287
[sighs] I can't do anything
1148
00:51:53,423 --> 00:51:55,653
while they got me
stuck in airplane mode.
1149
00:51:55,788 --> 00:51:58,025
All those protocols
for an alien invasion,
1150
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,824
nothing for little furballs.
1151
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:04,023
These quadrupedal land maniacs
have made a giant mistake
1152
00:52:04,159 --> 00:52:06,398
messing with the King of...
Oh, whoa!
1153
00:52:06,534 --> 00:52:08,362
Hey, hold on.
Is that fish food?
1154
00:52:08,497 --> 00:52:10,036
[chomping]
1155
00:52:10,171 --> 00:52:12,234
Aw, someone was hungy.
1156
00:52:12,369 --> 00:52:16,212
Lex Luthor denies involvement,
but is quote "team bad guy."
1157
00:52:16,347 --> 00:52:19,272
Luckily, Superman's dog
is on our team.
1158
00:52:19,408 --> 00:52:21,177
Krypto?
1159
00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:25,016
Of course, Superman's dog
he makes out with.
He'll save us.
1160
00:52:25,152 --> 00:52:26,284
[Superman] No.
1161
00:52:26,419 --> 00:52:27,850
He doesn't have his powers.
1162
00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:32,553
But those other animals do.
1163
00:52:32,688 --> 00:52:35,764
And... and like, can't Krypto
work with them
to... to save Metropolis?
1164
00:52:35,899 --> 00:52:37,398
Yeah, about that.
1165
00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:40,596
He's not the greatest
with other animals.
1166
00:52:40,731 --> 00:52:42,667
He better get it
together soon,
1167
00:52:42,802 --> 00:52:45,703
or those ferrets
are gonna take over the world.
1168
00:52:48,507 --> 00:52:49,643
[Chip muffled] Is he okay?
1169
00:52:49,779 --> 00:52:51,740
[groans]
1170
00:52:51,876 --> 00:52:53,847
[PB] Looks like
he's still breathing.
1171
00:52:53,982 --> 00:52:55,211
Yep. He's alive.
1172
00:52:55,346 --> 00:52:56,714
Pay up, dog.
1173
00:52:57,986 --> 00:52:59,778
[chomping]
1174
00:52:59,914 --> 00:53:02,387
You bet on if I was alive?
1175
00:53:02,523 --> 00:53:04,587
Nope. I bet on
if you were dead.
1176
00:53:04,722 --> 00:53:06,524
I bet you were
horribly maimed.
1177
00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:08,858
-[scoffs] What a fun game.
-Hey!
1178
00:53:08,993 --> 00:53:11,023
So, what, uh,
what is this place anyway?
1179
00:53:11,159 --> 00:53:12,763
Is this some type
of fancy DMV?
1180
00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:15,931
Are you kidding?
It's the Hall of Justice.
1181
00:53:16,067 --> 00:53:18,933
This is where
the Justice League hangs out.
1182
00:53:19,068 --> 00:53:20,837
I bet they're all
super tight buds,
1183
00:53:20,972 --> 00:53:22,376
and they, like,
try on each other's clothes
1184
00:53:22,512 --> 00:53:24,172
and then they eat, like,
really fun snacks,
1185
00:53:24,308 --> 00:53:26,942
and then they probably just
tell each other everything.
1186
00:53:28,182 --> 00:53:31,217
Yeah. Everything.
1187
00:53:31,352 --> 00:53:33,212
[melancholic music playing]
1188
00:53:34,021 --> 00:53:34,983
[sighs]
1189
00:53:38,755 --> 00:53:40,927
He seems sad and defeated.
1190
00:53:41,062 --> 00:53:43,155
So, it is a DMV.
1191
00:53:43,291 --> 00:53:45,765
[sighs] Maybe one of us
should go talk to him.
1192
00:53:45,901 --> 00:53:47,059
Not it.
1193
00:53:47,195 --> 00:53:49,932
Ace, you always know
what to say.
1194
00:53:51,208 --> 00:53:52,968
[melancholic music continues]
1195
00:54:15,091 --> 00:54:16,264
-Watch out for the--
-[metallic thud]
1196
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,960
-[Ace groans]
-...invisible jet.
1197
00:54:21,566 --> 00:54:23,735
I just want to be alone.
1198
00:54:23,870 --> 00:54:26,302
This is the best place
to watch the sunset.
1199
00:54:26,437 --> 00:54:29,103
You wanna be alone,
why don't you go
someplace uglier?
1200
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,604
Besides, don't you
wanna save your Superman?
1201
00:54:31,739 --> 00:54:33,277
Of course I do.
1202
00:54:33,413 --> 00:54:35,280
He's my best friend.
1203
00:54:35,416 --> 00:54:36,880
At least I thought he was.
1204
00:54:38,188 --> 00:54:40,179
Things are changing so fast,
1205
00:54:40,315 --> 00:54:42,854
he didn't even tell me
he was getting married.
1206
00:54:42,989 --> 00:54:44,690
That's what's got your leash
all twisted, huh?
1207
00:54:45,456 --> 00:54:46,690
[Ace sighs]
1208
00:54:46,826 --> 00:54:49,794
Yeah, well,
people are complicated.
1209
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,126
How would you know?
1210
00:54:53,134 --> 00:54:54,095
Nah, forget it.
1211
00:54:56,096 --> 00:54:57,934
[sentimental music playing]
1212
00:55:02,003 --> 00:55:03,940
[gasps] You had an owner.
1213
00:55:06,106 --> 00:55:07,806
Right. That's your business.
1214
00:55:07,942 --> 00:55:09,176
I am not gonna pry.
1215
00:55:12,021 --> 00:55:13,149
Was he nice?
1216
00:55:13,285 --> 00:55:14,357
[groans]
1217
00:55:16,519 --> 00:55:17,850
They.
1218
00:55:17,985 --> 00:55:19,822
My owner was a family.
1219
00:55:19,957 --> 00:55:23,199
♪ We all come from somewhere♪
1220
00:55:23,334 --> 00:55:26,066
♪ Even when you know where ♪
1221
00:55:26,201 --> 00:55:27,502
[Ace] A mom,
1222
00:55:28,267 --> 00:55:29,328
a dad,
1223
00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:31,367
and her.
1224
00:55:31,502 --> 00:55:33,233
[baby laughing]
1225
00:55:34,773 --> 00:55:37,674
♪ You can count on me ♪
1226
00:55:37,810 --> 00:55:40,446
♪ And I can count on you ♪
1227
00:55:40,582 --> 00:55:44,420
♪ That's what friends do ♪
1228
00:55:46,214 --> 00:55:49,755
♪ Life can be a long maze ♪
1229
00:55:49,891 --> 00:55:52,924
♪ Filled with good
and bad days ♪
1230
00:55:53,059 --> 00:55:56,055
♪ Walls can make you
feel safe ♪
1231
00:55:56,190 --> 00:56:01,026
♪ But they'll block the view ♪
1232
00:56:01,162 --> 00:56:04,030
♪ You can count on me ♪
1233
00:56:04,166 --> 00:56:06,769
♪ And I can count on you ♪
1234
00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:09,911
♪ That's what friends do ♪
1235
00:56:10,047 --> 00:56:12,077
[baby crying]
1236
00:56:12,212 --> 00:56:17,145
♪ You'll see, that when
your heart feels hollow ♪
1237
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,585
♪ That only means
there's room ♪
1238
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:24,727
♪ To dream a different dream ♪
1239
00:56:24,862 --> 00:56:30,130
♪ So set it free
and smile through the sorrow ♪
1240
00:56:30,265 --> 00:56:36,196
♪ You'll be the brightest light
this world has ever seen ♪
1241
00:56:36,332 --> 00:56:39,568
Ace, what you did
for that little girl...
1242
00:56:39,704 --> 00:56:42,344
Nah. It was nothin'.
1243
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,773
I just did
what any dog would do.
1244
00:56:44,908 --> 00:56:47,642
And they just gave you away?
1245
00:56:47,778 --> 00:56:49,175
I don't blame them.
1246
00:56:49,311 --> 00:56:51,580
They were just
protecting their kid.
1247
00:56:51,715 --> 00:56:53,285
But you saved her.
1248
00:56:53,421 --> 00:56:54,886
And I'd do it again.
1249
00:56:56,226 --> 00:56:57,460
Worst day of my life,
1250
00:56:57,595 --> 00:56:59,286
but I wouldn't change
a thing about it.
1251
00:56:59,787 --> 00:57:00,888
Why not?
1252
00:57:01,024 --> 00:57:03,321
Well, when you love somebody,
1253
00:57:03,457 --> 00:57:05,732
and I mean,
you really love them,
1254
00:57:05,867 --> 00:57:07,998
you gotta be willing
to do anything for 'em.
1255
00:57:09,506 --> 00:57:11,265
Even if that means
letting them go.
1256
00:57:12,967 --> 00:57:14,305
Even if it hurts?
1257
00:57:14,441 --> 00:57:15,669
[Ace chuckles]
1258
00:57:15,804 --> 00:57:18,041
Especially then.
1259
00:57:18,177 --> 00:57:20,444
You know what they say
about dogs, don't you?
1260
00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:22,144
Never feed us chocolate.
1261
00:57:23,187 --> 00:57:24,619
We love unconditionally.
1262
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,928
-[whimsical music playing]
-[crackling]
1263
00:57:38,332 --> 00:57:39,699
[both grunting]
1264
00:57:39,835 --> 00:57:41,130
-[Merton] Excuse me, sir.
-[Chip screams]
1265
00:57:42,766 --> 00:57:43,731
[Chip groans]
1266
00:57:43,867 --> 00:57:45,733
I am really bad at this.
1267
00:57:45,869 --> 00:57:47,068
That's just because
1268
00:57:47,204 --> 00:57:48,805
you're still learning
your powers.
1269
00:57:48,940 --> 00:57:51,237
Every hero struggles like this.
1270
00:57:51,373 --> 00:57:54,077
Until they have
their training montage.
1271
00:57:55,110 --> 00:57:56,816
['80s rock music playing]
1272
00:57:58,815 --> 00:58:00,219
[chews loudly]
1273
00:58:00,354 --> 00:58:01,986
[squeaks]
1274
00:58:02,820 --> 00:58:04,322
[knuckles cracking]
1275
00:58:04,457 --> 00:58:05,891
[grunting]
1276
00:58:07,459 --> 00:58:09,496
[yells]
1277
00:58:09,631 --> 00:58:11,395
-[crackling]
-[Chip screams]
1278
00:58:11,531 --> 00:58:12,864
[music stops]
1279
00:58:12,999 --> 00:58:14,201
-[Chip continues screaming]
-[gasps]
1280
00:58:14,336 --> 00:58:15,934
[grunts, screams]
1281
00:58:18,575 --> 00:58:20,532
-[Chip screams]
-[glass shatters]
1282
00:58:20,667 --> 00:58:23,676
[chuckles] They're gonna
need a longer montage.
1283
00:58:23,812 --> 00:58:26,239
Those guys, well,
they suck visibly.
1284
00:58:26,375 --> 00:58:29,517
Yes, I... I can agree
with you there,
1285
00:58:29,653 --> 00:58:31,215
but they're stronger
than you think.
1286
00:58:31,351 --> 00:58:32,553
[grunts]
1287
00:58:32,689 --> 00:58:35,215
[Ace] PB just needs to
love herself
1288
00:58:35,351 --> 00:58:36,926
as much as she loves
everyone else.
1289
00:58:37,061 --> 00:58:38,260
[screams]
1290
00:58:38,396 --> 00:58:40,362
[Ace] Chip needs to feel safe.
1291
00:58:40,497 --> 00:58:42,890
-[Chip exclaims]
-And Merton...
1292
00:58:43,026 --> 00:58:45,024
Merton needs leafy greens.
1293
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,201
You really know them, huh?
1294
00:58:46,336 --> 00:58:47,566
It's called listenin'.
1295
00:58:47,702 --> 00:58:49,099
You learn a lot about someone
1296
00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:51,699
when you're locked up
with them forever.
1297
00:58:51,835 --> 00:58:53,299
Wait a minute.
1298
00:58:53,434 --> 00:58:55,937
Lulu was in the shelter
with you, too.
1299
00:58:56,073 --> 00:58:57,271
What did you learn about her?
1300
00:58:57,407 --> 00:58:58,938
All that guinea pig
ever talked about
1301
00:58:59,074 --> 00:59:00,581
was world domination
1302
00:59:00,716 --> 00:59:03,275
and some bald dude
with nice hands.
1303
00:59:03,410 --> 00:59:05,078
-Lex.
-[ominous music playing]
1304
00:59:05,213 --> 00:59:08,050
Of course. Stryker's Island.
1305
00:59:08,185 --> 00:59:10,217
She must be going there
to spring him.
1306
00:59:10,352 --> 00:59:12,351
Not if we get there first.
Come on!
1307
00:59:12,487 --> 00:59:13,457
-Watch out for the--
-[metallic thud]
1308
00:59:13,592 --> 00:59:14,890
[Ace groans]
1309
00:59:15,025 --> 00:59:17,627
Invisible jet. Yep. [groans]
1310
00:59:17,763 --> 00:59:19,331
Maybe put up a sign.
1311
00:59:19,466 --> 00:59:20,993
Or rope it off.
1312
00:59:21,128 --> 00:59:22,561
Maybe some cones.
1313
00:59:22,696 --> 00:59:24,969
-[alarm blaring]
-[dramatic music playing]
1314
00:59:25,104 --> 00:59:27,934
[robot guard]
Intruders. Intruders.
1315
00:59:28,070 --> 00:59:30,041
Adorable intruders.
1316
00:59:31,512 --> 00:59:34,481
They are so cute.
1317
00:59:34,616 --> 00:59:37,983
No. That's my robot brother.
1318
00:59:38,915 --> 00:59:40,382
[Lulu] This is it.
1319
00:59:40,517 --> 00:59:42,488
Finally, the two great minds
of our generation,
1320
00:59:42,624 --> 00:59:44,218
back together. [chuckles]
1321
00:59:44,354 --> 00:59:46,195
Your pet is coming
for you, Lexi.
1322
00:59:46,330 --> 00:59:47,827
[guinea pigs cheering]
1323
00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:50,523
Oh, no! Oh, gosh!
Cheese and crackers!
1324
00:59:50,658 --> 00:59:53,295
-[rock music playing]
-[engine starting]
1325
01:00:01,609 --> 01:00:04,445
Oh, my gosh.
Wonder Woman has sat,
like, right where I'm sitting.
1326
01:00:04,581 --> 01:00:06,277
Actually, I feel like I am her
1327
01:00:06,413 --> 01:00:08,180
because I'm just, like,
in her stance,
I'm in her seat.
1328
01:00:08,316 --> 01:00:10,242
And there's a peanut wedged
in the crack of the seat.
1329
01:00:10,378 --> 01:00:11,984
And now I'm eating her peanut.
1330
01:00:12,119 --> 01:00:14,490
More importantly,
can a dog fly a plane?
1331
01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:17,449
Of course.
I can fly. This can fly.
1332
01:00:17,585 --> 01:00:19,385
It'll be just
like riding a bike.
1333
01:00:19,521 --> 01:00:21,329
Do you know
how to ride a bike?
1334
01:00:21,464 --> 01:00:22,997
No, I know how to fly.
1335
01:00:23,133 --> 01:00:24,189
[groans]
1336
01:00:24,324 --> 01:00:25,793
Relax, we'll be fine.
1337
01:00:25,928 --> 01:00:27,065
[alarm beeping]
1338
01:00:27,832 --> 01:00:29,303
Stop saying that!
1339
01:00:29,438 --> 01:00:30,732
We're never fine!
1340
01:00:30,867 --> 01:00:33,137
[all screaming]
1341
01:00:35,236 --> 01:00:37,207
[all continue screaming]
1342
01:00:46,281 --> 01:00:48,546
[suspenseful music playing]
1343
01:00:48,682 --> 01:00:51,221
-[Ace groans]
-[PB] Who shot us down?
1344
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:54,187
Wonder Woman's invisible jet
is invisible.
1345
01:00:54,323 --> 01:00:56,426
It's really more transparent.
1346
01:00:56,562 --> 01:00:57,924
[meows]
1347
01:00:58,059 --> 01:01:00,366
[purring]
1348
01:01:00,501 --> 01:01:02,102
Whiskers?
1349
01:01:02,238 --> 01:01:04,465
Out of the way, cat child.
We have to get to Stryker's.
1350
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,638
Sorry, I can't do that.
Lulu saved my life.
1351
01:01:07,774 --> 01:01:09,173
Now, I must take yours.
1352
01:01:09,674 --> 01:01:10,674
Goodbye.
1353
01:01:10,810 --> 01:01:12,877
[dramatic music playing]
1354
01:01:13,012 --> 01:01:14,574
-[Krypto yelps]
-[PB screams]
1355
01:01:15,879 --> 01:01:17,243
[humming]
1356
01:01:17,378 --> 01:01:18,754
♪ La-di-da-di-da ♪
1357
01:01:21,555 --> 01:01:23,055
[all screaming]
1358
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:26,421
[Whiskers laughing menacingly]
1359
01:01:27,230 --> 01:01:28,225
In here.
1360
01:01:31,359 --> 01:01:32,763
Okay. Everybody stay quiet.
1361
01:01:32,899 --> 01:01:34,701
-[explosion]
-Uh-oh.
1362
01:01:34,836 --> 01:01:36,435
-What "oh"?
-I'm gonna...
1363
01:01:36,570 --> 01:01:37,834
No, never mind.
1364
01:01:37,969 --> 01:01:39,164
No, wait, never mind.
1365
01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:40,501
Never mind, never mind.
1366
01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:42,778
[horn honks]
1367
01:01:44,511 --> 01:01:47,746
-[romantic music playing]
-What's happening, handsome?
1368
01:01:47,882 --> 01:01:49,814
Come on, we're both grown-ups.
1369
01:01:49,950 --> 01:01:51,384
Don't leave me hanging, okay?
1370
01:01:51,519 --> 01:01:52,751
[laughs, gasps]
1371
01:01:52,887 --> 01:01:54,250
[whiskers laughing menacingly]
1372
01:01:54,385 --> 01:01:56,486
[muffled] Ay,
she's going to see us.
1373
01:01:56,622 --> 01:01:57,958
[grunts]
1374
01:01:58,093 --> 01:01:59,921
[breathes heavily]
PB, I'm gonna need you
1375
01:02:00,057 --> 01:02:01,662
to get a little smaller.
1376
01:02:01,797 --> 01:02:04,626
I know,
I just can't control it.
1377
01:02:04,762 --> 01:02:10,096
[sighs] Even with powers,
I'm nothing like Wonder Woman.
1378
01:02:10,231 --> 01:02:14,704
[Whiskers in sing-song voice]
One, two, kitty's
coming for you.
1379
01:02:14,839 --> 01:02:18,071
PB, there's something
you should know
about Wonder Woman.
1380
01:02:18,207 --> 01:02:19,773
Praise be her name.
1381
01:02:19,909 --> 01:02:22,574
Diana is fiercely independent,
completely her own woman.
1382
01:02:22,710 --> 01:02:24,451
And if you really
wanna be like her,
1383
01:02:24,587 --> 01:02:25,788
you'll be yourself.
1384
01:02:29,985 --> 01:02:31,693
[grunts]
1385
01:02:31,828 --> 01:02:33,796
-[Merton exhales]
-[PB gasps]
1386
01:02:35,930 --> 01:02:37,391
[Whiskers laughing menacingly]
1387
01:02:37,526 --> 01:02:40,000
I'm gonna rip you
limb from limb.
1388
01:02:40,135 --> 01:02:42,597
Okay, Chip,
time to light that kitty up.
1389
01:02:42,732 --> 01:02:45,999
But what if the demonic
laser gato devours me?
1390
01:02:46,135 --> 01:02:47,002
Or all of us?
1391
01:02:47,137 --> 01:02:48,503
Or she only spares me,
1392
01:02:48,638 --> 01:02:51,679
and I forever
carry the guilt of survival?
1393
01:02:51,814 --> 01:02:53,882
Chip, we all go
to dark places.
1394
01:02:54,018 --> 01:02:56,379
I thought about throwing
Lois Lane in the ocean.
1395
01:02:56,514 --> 01:02:58,386
But you can't spend
the rest of your life
1396
01:02:58,522 --> 01:03:00,321
stuck in your own head.
1397
01:03:00,457 --> 01:03:01,721
You're right.
1398
01:03:01,856 --> 01:03:03,859
It is really scary in here.
1399
01:03:05,090 --> 01:03:07,621
Okay. You can do this, Chip.
1400
01:03:08,488 --> 01:03:09,926
Get out of your head!
1401
01:03:10,061 --> 01:03:11,867
[heroic music playing]
1402
01:03:12,434 --> 01:03:13,459
[laughs]
1403
01:03:13,594 --> 01:03:14,595
-[Krypto grunts]
-[Chip yelps]
1404
01:03:16,468 --> 01:03:19,368
All right, let's get
to the bottom of Merton.
1405
01:03:19,503 --> 01:03:22,300
It all started
in Central City, 1854.
1406
01:03:22,436 --> 01:03:24,372
[dramatic music playing]
1407
01:03:24,508 --> 01:03:26,812
I'm just a sweet
little purr-purr baby.
1408
01:03:26,947 --> 01:03:28,411
Why won't you play with me?
1409
01:03:30,448 --> 01:03:32,415
And I had a whole period
in the '60s
1410
01:03:32,551 --> 01:03:34,185
where I was basically
a full-time alchemist.
1411
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,555
[groans] Merton,
we don't have time.
1412
01:03:36,690 --> 01:03:38,856
Here. Try these.
1413
01:03:38,992 --> 01:03:40,790
[uplifting music playing]
1414
01:03:40,926 --> 01:03:42,496
[Merton] Whoa!
1415
01:03:42,632 --> 01:03:44,658
None of you are turtles!
1416
01:03:44,794 --> 01:03:47,527
-This explains so much!
-[uplifting music fades]
1417
01:03:47,663 --> 01:03:49,404
-[Chip gasps]
-[Whiskers] Super-Pets,
1418
01:03:49,539 --> 01:03:51,302
come out to play.
1419
01:03:54,168 --> 01:03:57,209
[sighs] That monster is lucky
I don't have my heat vision.
1420
01:03:57,344 --> 01:03:59,347
Good thing you've got
something better.
1421
01:03:59,482 --> 01:04:00,348
What's that?
1422
01:04:00,484 --> 01:04:01,543
Us, you idiot.
1423
01:04:05,854 --> 01:04:08,181
Okay, pack. I have a plan.
1424
01:04:08,317 --> 01:04:09,584
[dramatic music playing]
1425
01:04:10,888 --> 01:04:12,158
[meows]
1426
01:04:12,825 --> 01:04:14,655
[coughing]
1427
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:19,664
[grenade pin clinks]
1428
01:04:19,799 --> 01:04:20,826
See you in heck.
1429
01:04:22,636 --> 01:04:23,763
[meows]
1430
01:04:29,108 --> 01:04:30,374
[dramatic music continues]
1431
01:04:32,239 --> 01:04:33,278
[meows]
1432
01:04:35,576 --> 01:04:36,979
[Krypto] What's the matter?
1433
01:04:37,115 --> 01:04:38,613
Cat got your tongue?
1434
01:04:40,852 --> 01:04:41,957
Now!
1435
01:04:42,855 --> 01:04:43,926
[Ace grunts]
1436
01:04:44,658 --> 01:04:46,258
[gags]
1437
01:04:49,227 --> 01:04:51,366
Boom-boom-boom. Here I go.
1438
01:04:51,501 --> 01:04:53,364
Mrs. Fast Pants.
1439
01:04:56,732 --> 01:04:59,271
["Theme from A Summer Place"
playing]
1440
01:05:12,554 --> 01:05:13,582
Mm.
1441
01:05:18,594 --> 01:05:20,391
[smacking lips]
1442
01:05:31,642 --> 01:05:32,865
Meow, meow, buh-bye.
1443
01:05:33,676 --> 01:05:35,334
[music stops]
1444
01:05:35,470 --> 01:05:36,539
[dramatic music playing]
1445
01:05:37,337 --> 01:05:38,706
[grunts]
1446
01:05:40,483 --> 01:05:41,478
Uh-oh.
1447
01:05:42,914 --> 01:05:44,283
[grunts]
1448
01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:48,485
[explosion]
1449
01:05:50,754 --> 01:05:52,759
[Whiskers] I still
have eight more lives.
1450
01:05:52,894 --> 01:05:53,954
[heroic music playing]
1451
01:05:54,090 --> 01:05:55,586
Come on.
1452
01:05:55,722 --> 01:05:57,030
[Krypto] How fun was that?
1453
01:05:57,166 --> 01:05:59,033
[Ace] A missile was shot
into my chest!
1454
01:05:59,169 --> 01:06:00,397
[Krypto] Uh, that's
one way to put it.
1455
01:06:00,532 --> 01:06:01,837
[Ace] There's no other way
to put it.
1456
01:06:01,972 --> 01:06:04,472
A missile was just shot
into my chest.
1457
01:06:04,607 --> 01:06:07,372
The threat was neutered,
thanks to Krypto and friends.
1458
01:06:08,303 --> 01:06:10,075
This is amazing!
1459
01:06:10,210 --> 01:06:13,582
-Yes! Humanity is saved.
-No!
1460
01:06:13,717 --> 01:06:16,612
My baby made friends.
1461
01:06:20,421 --> 01:06:22,049
If you all had pets,
you'd understand.
1462
01:06:22,185 --> 01:06:24,857
You know,
I had a cheetah once,
but she ate my landlord.
1463
01:06:24,992 --> 01:06:26,990
And tore up my couch.
1464
01:06:27,126 --> 01:06:28,526
Man, I loved that couch.
1465
01:06:28,661 --> 01:06:31,326
On the planet Oa,
I thought I had a pet raccoon,
1466
01:06:31,462 --> 01:06:32,892
but he thought we were dating.
1467
01:06:33,027 --> 01:06:35,432
All the creatures of the sea
are my friends.
1468
01:06:35,568 --> 01:06:39,006
Except for that one eel
who knows what he did.
1469
01:06:39,142 --> 01:06:41,435
Yeah, I'm not really
an animal guy.
1470
01:06:41,570 --> 01:06:43,375
Oh! Are you allergic or...?
1471
01:06:43,511 --> 01:06:46,671
As a child, I fell into
a well filled with bats.
1472
01:06:46,806 --> 01:06:48,709
I can still hear the screams
1473
01:06:48,845 --> 01:06:51,414
as their dark wings
flapped around me,
1474
01:06:51,550 --> 01:06:54,054
scratching my chubby,
childish flesh.
1475
01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:56,652
I'm tormented
every waking moment.
1476
01:06:59,790 --> 01:07:01,893
I really think a pet
would be good for you.
1477
01:07:02,029 --> 01:07:03,362
[dramatic music playing]
1478
01:07:04,227 --> 01:07:05,958
[both sniffing]
1479
01:07:09,004 --> 01:07:10,363
[gasps] I got Lulu's scent.
1480
01:07:10,499 --> 01:07:11,765
[sniffs] She's this way.
1481
01:07:11,901 --> 01:07:14,638
[scoffs] Well, look at you
being a dog.
1482
01:07:14,773 --> 01:07:17,372
Also, the prisoners
had egg salad for lunch...
1483
01:07:17,508 --> 01:07:19,273
and down that hall... [sniffs]
1484
01:07:19,408 --> 01:07:20,841
Oh, dang, [sniffs]
1485
01:07:20,977 --> 01:07:22,414
I think a robot guard
got his heart broken.
1486
01:07:23,718 --> 01:07:25,215
Dolores.
1487
01:07:25,350 --> 01:07:28,752
[melancholic music playing]
1488
01:07:28,888 --> 01:07:31,955
I'll admit, sometimes it
can be a little too specific.
1489
01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:33,089
[rumbling]
1490
01:07:33,225 --> 01:07:34,657
[ominous music playing]
1491
01:07:36,563 --> 01:07:38,793
-Lex! I'm here!
-[sentimental music playing]
1492
01:07:39,959 --> 01:07:42,434
-We're finally reunited.
-Halt.
1493
01:07:44,064 --> 01:07:47,534
Ah. The student returns
to the teacher.
1494
01:07:47,669 --> 01:07:49,544
Oh, good. Your marmot baby.
1495
01:07:49,679 --> 01:07:51,103
Shove it.
1496
01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:53,108
I'm his favorite henchman,
not you, you piece of...
1497
01:07:53,243 --> 01:07:55,216
[Lulu squeaking]
1498
01:07:56,048 --> 01:07:57,049
[clears throat]
1499
01:07:57,185 --> 01:07:59,385
Now, I have a present for you.
1500
01:07:59,521 --> 01:08:01,886
Um, it's not here,
but I have pictures of it.
1501
01:08:02,022 --> 01:08:03,486
Loser, loser.
1502
01:08:03,622 --> 01:08:05,150
Look at all
their dumb outfits.
1503
01:08:05,286 --> 01:08:08,920
Huh. My evil plan to take out
the Justice League.
1504
01:08:09,056 --> 01:08:11,824
[chuckles] Wow!
You really did study.
1505
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,697
Ooh! And wait until
you see this.
1506
01:08:14,832 --> 01:08:17,134
Okay, I don't know
how that got in there.
1507
01:08:17,270 --> 01:08:18,668
No one wants that, right?
1508
01:08:18,804 --> 01:08:20,899
[chuckles] Well, clearly,
I've been hacked.
1509
01:08:21,035 --> 01:08:22,937
Okay, let's get you
out of here.
1510
01:08:23,072 --> 01:08:25,004
Oh, I can't believe
this is finally happening.
1511
01:08:25,139 --> 01:08:27,077
I can't believe
this is actually happening.
1512
01:08:27,213 --> 01:08:28,913
[dramatic music playing]
1513
01:08:29,048 --> 01:08:31,252
[yelling]
1514
01:08:32,988 --> 01:08:34,382
[electricity crackling]
1515
01:08:34,517 --> 01:08:35,790
[heroic music playing]
1516
01:08:35,925 --> 01:08:37,391
This ends now, rodent.
1517
01:08:37,526 --> 01:08:39,893
You were just defeated by...
Let me remember it.
1518
01:08:40,029 --> 01:08:42,228
The League of Super-Pets.
1519
01:08:42,364 --> 01:08:44,030
Brring, brring.
Hello, who's there?
1520
01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:45,658
Uh, the League of Super-Pets.
1521
01:08:45,793 --> 01:08:48,403
Give it up, Lulu. It's over.
1522
01:08:48,539 --> 01:08:51,200
You idiots. You're actually
getting the hang of this.
1523
01:08:51,336 --> 01:08:53,639
I'm toast. I'm a goner.
1524
01:08:53,775 --> 01:08:54,742
Not.
1525
01:08:54,878 --> 01:08:57,073
[sinister music swells]
1526
01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:59,214
[Ace] No!
1527
01:08:59,349 --> 01:09:01,579
[Lulu] One more step
and the puppy gets it.
1528
01:09:02,776 --> 01:09:04,415
Unless your friends
1529
01:09:04,551 --> 01:09:07,052
walk into those cells
over there.
1530
01:09:07,188 --> 01:09:08,782
Ace, attack. I'll be fine.
1531
01:09:08,918 --> 01:09:10,551
[chuckling]
You'll be a pancake.
1532
01:09:10,687 --> 01:09:12,325
Okay, I'm gonna count to three
1533
01:09:12,461 --> 01:09:14,056
and I'll start at two
'cause I'm evil.
1534
01:09:14,191 --> 01:09:15,060
Two...
1535
01:09:15,196 --> 01:09:16,995
All right, Lulu. You win.
1536
01:09:17,131 --> 01:09:19,195
No! Don't listen to her.
1537
01:09:19,331 --> 01:09:20,797
What choice do we have?
1538
01:09:20,932 --> 01:09:23,062
[Lulu] Oh, I didn't know
they were gonna be so sad.
1539
01:09:24,372 --> 01:09:26,504
He doesn't wanna
go in the cage,
1540
01:09:26,639 --> 01:09:29,977
but he has to,
to save the other one.
1541
01:09:30,113 --> 01:09:32,170
Everyone is upset. [chuckles]
1542
01:09:35,008 --> 01:09:36,379
♪ The dogs are sad ♪
1543
01:09:36,515 --> 01:09:37,778
♪ The turtle's sad ♪
1544
01:09:37,913 --> 01:09:41,288
♪ And the squirrel is sad ♪
1545
01:09:41,423 --> 01:09:44,123
-[PB grunting]
-[dramatic music playing]
1546
01:09:44,258 --> 01:09:46,261
Okay. Now then, where was I?
1547
01:09:50,924 --> 01:09:52,894
Let me look at you, my pet.
1548
01:09:53,428 --> 01:09:54,725
Oh, Lex.
1549
01:09:54,861 --> 01:09:56,403
[romantic music playing]
1550
01:10:01,002 --> 01:10:05,639
♪ What the world needs now♪
1551
01:10:05,775 --> 01:10:08,745
♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
1552
01:10:09,878 --> 01:10:12,947
♪ It's the only thing ♪
1553
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:16,420
♪ That there's just
too little of ♪
1554
01:10:16,555 --> 01:10:17,858
-Lex?
-[romantic music stops]
1555
01:10:17,994 --> 01:10:19,085
Lex, what are you doing?
1556
01:10:19,929 --> 01:10:21,085
We're a team.
1557
01:10:21,221 --> 01:10:22,458
Lex, we were
scientists together.
1558
01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:24,257
No. Lex, what are you doing?
1559
01:10:24,392 --> 01:10:26,592
I mean, come on.
You didn't expect me
to share credit
1560
01:10:26,728 --> 01:10:28,098
with a rodent, did you?
1561
01:10:28,234 --> 01:10:30,265
[shouts] Lex!
1562
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:31,700
[sobbing]
1563
01:10:31,836 --> 01:10:34,570
[Merton] Oh!
Little turn of events!
1564
01:10:34,706 --> 01:10:37,644
♪ The guinea pig is sad ♪
1565
01:10:37,780 --> 01:10:38,940
[grunts]
1566
01:10:39,749 --> 01:10:40,848
[sighs]
1567
01:10:40,984 --> 01:10:42,912
[breathing heavily]
1568
01:10:43,047 --> 01:10:46,117
Lulu, I know you're hurting,
but join our pack.
1569
01:10:46,253 --> 01:10:47,519
Hold up, wait! For real?
1570
01:10:47,655 --> 01:10:49,485
She left us to die
in a fire, remember?
1571
01:10:49,621 --> 01:10:51,458
Yeah, but if we work together,
1572
01:10:51,593 --> 01:10:53,955
we can get outta here
and save Superman.
1573
01:10:55,295 --> 01:10:57,259
Huh. You truly love him.
1574
01:10:57,394 --> 01:10:58,590
Of course I do.
1575
01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:00,265
You're a fool.
1576
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,666
He'll only break your heart.
1577
01:11:02,801 --> 01:11:05,097
Luckily, I'm going
to do you a favor,
1578
01:11:05,233 --> 01:11:08,372
and destroy him
before he gets the chance.
1579
01:11:08,507 --> 01:11:10,171
What are you talking about?
1580
01:11:10,307 --> 01:11:13,908
Oh, did I forget to mention
my evil plan's grand finale?
1581
01:11:14,043 --> 01:11:16,015
In 28 minutes,
the entire Justice League
1582
01:11:16,151 --> 01:11:18,277
is gonna go kaboom.
1583
01:11:18,412 --> 01:11:22,914
If I can't have my guy,
then you can't have yours.
1584
01:11:23,050 --> 01:11:25,024
No. I won't let you hurt him.
1585
01:11:25,159 --> 01:11:26,759
Just one question,
1586
01:11:26,895 --> 01:11:29,756
how are you gonna stop me
when you're trapped in a cage?
1587
01:11:29,891 --> 01:11:31,498
You're trapped, too, genius.
1588
01:11:31,633 --> 01:11:34,334
Yes, I know.
But just like at the shelter,
1589
01:11:34,470 --> 01:11:37,867
I always have
an exit strategy.
1590
01:11:38,633 --> 01:11:39,834
Hey, girl.
1591
01:11:39,970 --> 01:11:41,838
Dish, queen.
How'd it go with Lex?
1592
01:11:42,372 --> 01:11:44,575
[growls]
1593
01:11:44,711 --> 01:11:46,408
Okay, I feel
like I can say this now,
1594
01:11:46,543 --> 01:11:48,007
I never liked him.
1595
01:11:48,143 --> 01:11:49,714
Lex will pay
for what he's done.
1596
01:11:51,619 --> 01:11:53,217
Right alongside
the Justice League.
1597
01:11:53,353 --> 01:11:54,917
[ominous music playing]
1598
01:11:57,194 --> 01:11:58,690
You won't get away with this.
1599
01:11:58,825 --> 01:12:01,895
I say this with love.
You are all losers.
1600
01:12:02,031 --> 01:12:04,925
You've always been losers,
and you'll continue
to be losers
1601
01:12:05,061 --> 01:12:07,494
until the end
of your loser lives.
1602
01:12:07,629 --> 01:12:09,603
Oh, and Krypto,
1603
01:12:09,738 --> 01:12:11,934
I'll be sure to say goodbye
to Superman for you.
1604
01:12:17,370 --> 01:12:19,573
-[timer beeping]
-[ominous music fades]
1605
01:12:19,708 --> 01:12:21,579
Well, well, well.
1606
01:12:21,715 --> 01:12:23,812
If it isn't
the Justice League,
1607
01:12:23,948 --> 01:12:27,322
captured by me,
entirely on my own.
1608
01:12:27,457 --> 01:12:29,490
The guinea pig
did literally everything.
1609
01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:32,851
[Lex] Yes, gotta admit,
doesn't feel great.
1610
01:12:32,986 --> 01:12:34,252
But it's all worth it.
1611
01:12:34,388 --> 01:12:36,821
Because you chumps
are going down for good.
1612
01:12:36,957 --> 01:12:39,033
[ominous music playing]
1613
01:12:39,168 --> 01:12:41,497
[Super-Pets grunting]
1614
01:12:41,632 --> 01:12:42,927
[somber music playing]
1615
01:12:43,062 --> 01:12:43,961
[Krypto] It's no use.
1616
01:12:44,097 --> 01:12:45,440
These cells were designed
1617
01:12:45,575 --> 01:12:47,938
to keep anyone
with powers from escaping.
1618
01:12:48,074 --> 01:12:50,104
You'd have to be as strong as
Superman to get out.
1619
01:12:51,709 --> 01:12:53,810
Well, we can't just give up.
1620
01:12:53,946 --> 01:12:55,941
There's a difference
between giving up
1621
01:12:56,076 --> 01:12:57,879
and knowing when it's over.
1622
01:12:58,015 --> 01:13:00,955
Mm-mmm. No way.
Not for superheroes.
1623
01:13:01,091 --> 01:13:02,721
I'm not a superhero.
1624
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:05,317
I'm not even a good dog.
1625
01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:08,725
When I was a puppy,
1626
01:13:08,860 --> 01:13:10,964
I promised
I'd watch over Superman.
1627
01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:12,498
And I failed.
1628
01:13:12,634 --> 01:13:14,798
All because I was jealous
of Lois.
1629
01:13:14,934 --> 01:13:16,935
Who wouldn't be?
Have you seen those bangs?
1630
01:13:17,071 --> 01:13:18,964
Ba-bang!
1631
01:13:19,099 --> 01:13:21,241
Superman was my only friend
1632
01:13:21,377 --> 01:13:23,870
and I was afraid to lose that.
1633
01:13:24,006 --> 01:13:25,706
But you can't blame yourself.
1634
01:13:25,842 --> 01:13:27,808
I'm the only one to blame.
1635
01:13:27,943 --> 01:13:29,374
If I really was his friend,
1636
01:13:29,509 --> 01:13:31,145
I'd have been there for him
no matter what.
1637
01:13:32,353 --> 01:13:33,554
My father was right.
1638
01:13:34,882 --> 01:13:36,282
My problem is me.
1639
01:13:41,923 --> 01:13:43,790
[sniffles] I'm sorry.
1640
01:13:43,925 --> 01:13:45,798
Nah, man, you're good.
1641
01:13:45,933 --> 01:13:48,326
You're just finally
being real with yourself.
1642
01:13:48,461 --> 01:13:50,795
You can't have justice
without truth.
1643
01:13:50,930 --> 01:13:52,034
Thanks, Ace.
1644
01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:54,201
But it's too late.
1645
01:13:56,106 --> 01:13:57,875
Are you sure
about that, perrito?
1646
01:13:58,011 --> 01:13:59,441
-What do you mean?
-[dramatic music playing]
1647
01:13:59,577 --> 01:14:00,540
You're flying.
1648
01:14:00,675 --> 01:14:01,640
What?
1649
01:14:01,775 --> 01:14:02,708
I'm...
1650
01:14:02,843 --> 01:14:04,380
My powers.
1651
01:14:04,515 --> 01:14:06,111
I'm back!
1652
01:14:06,247 --> 01:14:08,315
The kryptonite
has left the dog.
1653
01:14:08,450 --> 01:14:10,822
[sniffing] Well, that does
smell like sandalwood.
1654
01:14:11,785 --> 01:14:13,319
[grunts]
1655
01:14:18,767 --> 01:14:21,526
All right, time to save
the Justice League.
1656
01:14:21,662 --> 01:14:24,033
-[Chip speaking Spanish]
-Let's crack some skulls.
1657
01:14:26,275 --> 01:14:28,174
No, you've done enough.
1658
01:14:28,309 --> 01:14:30,171
Um, say what now?
1659
01:14:30,306 --> 01:14:33,037
I started this
with one best friend to save
1660
01:14:33,173 --> 01:14:34,674
and now I have four more.
1661
01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:36,707
Aw! He means us.
1662
01:14:36,843 --> 01:14:40,179
I can't let you keep risking
your lives for my mistake.
1663
01:14:40,314 --> 01:14:42,347
But don't worry,
when this is over,
1664
01:14:42,483 --> 01:14:44,526
I'm still taking
you all to that farm.
1665
01:14:45,326 --> 01:14:46,660
Pup, up and away!
1666
01:14:49,397 --> 01:14:50,363
You believe that dog?
1667
01:14:50,499 --> 01:14:51,863
Has an emotional breakthrough,
1668
01:14:51,998 --> 01:14:54,402
gets his powers back,
and then bounces.
1669
01:14:54,537 --> 01:14:56,735
-I thought it was sweet.
-Me, too.
1670
01:14:56,871 --> 01:14:59,574
I'm medium on it, you know,
if I'm honest.
1671
01:15:02,036 --> 01:15:03,710
[sinister music playing]
1672
01:15:05,147 --> 01:15:07,274
[metal creaking]
1673
01:15:08,382 --> 01:15:09,683
[people screaming]
1674
01:15:17,857 --> 01:15:20,153
Time for the death
of Superman.
1675
01:15:20,289 --> 01:15:22,222
[Krypto] I'm not so sure
about that.
1676
01:15:22,357 --> 01:15:23,856
[up-tempo
electronic music playing]
1677
01:15:23,992 --> 01:15:25,831
Ugh! This guy again?
1678
01:15:26,332 --> 01:15:27,602
[growls]
1679
01:15:32,239 --> 01:15:33,608
[growls]
1680
01:15:41,744 --> 01:15:42,848
[squeals]
1681
01:15:52,887 --> 01:15:54,420
[screams]
1682
01:15:56,791 --> 01:15:58,325
[groans]
1683
01:15:59,469 --> 01:16:02,494
-[groans]
-[music stops]
1684
01:16:03,468 --> 01:16:04,666
[sighs]
1685
01:16:04,802 --> 01:16:06,101
[chuckles nervously]
1686
01:16:06,237 --> 01:16:08,170
-[squeaking]
-[sinister music playing]
1687
01:16:10,641 --> 01:16:12,174
Any last words?
1688
01:16:12,309 --> 01:16:15,581
-[groans] I love saying that.
-[rumbling]
1689
01:16:15,716 --> 01:16:18,950
Any last words?
Ooh, it is fun.
1690
01:16:19,085 --> 01:16:21,446
[chuckling] Hey.
You liked my little joke?
1691
01:16:21,581 --> 01:16:23,918
Lockin' you up in the cell.
[laughs]
1692
01:16:24,054 --> 01:16:26,451
That was funny, right? Right?
1693
01:16:26,586 --> 01:16:29,054
No, hey, come on, it's me.
Papa Lex.
1694
01:16:29,190 --> 01:16:30,830
No, hey... What? Come on!
1695
01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:34,394
[laughing menacingly]
1696
01:16:34,529 --> 01:16:36,499
Yeah, I don't get paid
enough for this, no.
1697
01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:37,797
[elevator dings]
1698
01:16:37,932 --> 01:16:39,234
Lock the gates.
1699
01:16:41,607 --> 01:16:43,938
[machine beeping]
1700
01:16:44,073 --> 01:16:45,304
Ew, I can't wait that long.
1701
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:47,341
Let's do it now.
I want to do it now.
1702
01:16:48,947 --> 01:16:50,311
[Mark] Are you sure about this?
1703
01:16:50,446 --> 01:16:52,316
I mean, the kidnapping
we could get behind.
1704
01:16:52,452 --> 01:16:55,454
We liked the kidnapping,
but if you do this,
they'll die.
1705
01:16:55,589 --> 01:16:56,821
That's the point of...
1706
01:16:56,957 --> 01:16:58,819
What did you think
we were doing?
1707
01:16:58,955 --> 01:17:00,992
Mark, Keith, suffer.
1708
01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:03,395
[both screaming]
1709
01:17:03,531 --> 01:17:04,897
[Krypto] Stand down.
1710
01:17:05,962 --> 01:17:07,494
[dramatic music playing]
1711
01:17:07,630 --> 01:17:09,203
Okay, Krypto, you are
definitely stalking me now.
1712
01:17:09,339 --> 01:17:10,633
I'm, like, creeped out.
1713
01:17:10,768 --> 01:17:12,403
-[gasps]
-Bye.
1714
01:17:12,538 --> 01:17:13,807
[Krypto grunts]
1715
01:17:17,006 --> 01:17:18,371
[gasps] Fly over there.
1716
01:17:18,506 --> 01:17:20,412
You mean,
toward the murder rodent?
1717
01:17:20,547 --> 01:17:21,676
Where is Superman?
1718
01:17:21,811 --> 01:17:23,144
You're too late.
1719
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:24,681
I'm sending him back
to the place
1720
01:17:24,817 --> 01:17:26,482
from whence he came from.
1721
01:17:26,617 --> 01:17:27,612
Boop!
1722
01:17:29,621 --> 01:17:31,181
[alarm blaring]
1723
01:17:31,317 --> 01:17:32,953
[building rumbling]
1724
01:17:33,088 --> 01:17:35,193
[laughing maniacally]
1725
01:17:35,329 --> 01:17:36,286
No!
1726
01:17:36,422 --> 01:17:38,898
[Lulu continues laughing]
1727
01:17:40,966 --> 01:17:42,995
[building crashing, rumbling]
1728
01:17:43,131 --> 01:17:44,471
What... What's going on?
1729
01:17:44,606 --> 01:17:46,004
[Lex] Uh, yeah, funny story.
1730
01:17:46,139 --> 01:17:48,298
I, uh, turned my office
into a rocket ship.
1731
01:17:48,434 --> 01:17:49,572
All billionaires have 'em.
1732
01:17:49,707 --> 01:17:50,745
It's true.
1733
01:17:59,915 --> 01:18:01,183
[Mark coughing]
1734
01:18:01,318 --> 01:18:05,186
Krypto, there's a bomb
on the rocket.
1735
01:18:05,321 --> 01:18:07,586
When it leaves
Earth's atmosphere,
1736
01:18:08,991 --> 01:18:10,529
it'll implode.
1737
01:18:10,665 --> 01:18:13,361
[Keith and Mark coughing]
1738
01:18:16,868 --> 01:18:18,637
We're just coughing. Go!
1739
01:18:18,773 --> 01:18:20,203
I'm coming for you, Superman.
1740
01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:23,243
Uh-uh-uh!
1741
01:18:23,378 --> 01:18:24,570
Not so fast.
1742
01:18:25,711 --> 01:18:26,875
[pilot yelps]
1743
01:18:27,011 --> 01:18:28,274
-[screaming]
-[gasps]
1744
01:18:28,409 --> 01:18:29,850
[Lulu] Who gets to live, doggy?
1745
01:18:29,985 --> 01:18:32,917
The man you love,
or the woman he does?
1746
01:18:33,053 --> 01:18:35,020
You can't save them both
on your own.
1747
01:18:36,491 --> 01:18:37,858
[distant boom]
1748
01:18:43,024 --> 01:18:44,092
What's up, dog?
1749
01:18:44,227 --> 01:18:46,593
Ugh, what is this? PAW Patrol?
1750
01:18:46,729 --> 01:18:49,899
[chuckles] I thought I told
you guys to stay put.
1751
01:18:50,035 --> 01:18:51,971
When do we ever listen to you?
1752
01:18:53,738 --> 01:18:55,766
Boo! I'm bored!
1753
01:18:55,901 --> 01:18:58,137
-Let's get to the fiery crash.
-[snaps fingers]
1754
01:18:58,273 --> 01:18:59,671
[pilot and Lois screaming]
1755
01:19:01,274 --> 01:19:02,407
You save Superman.
1756
01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:04,115
-From a rocket?
-I trust you.
1757
01:19:05,413 --> 01:19:07,316
Okay, but from a rocket,
though?
1758
01:19:10,393 --> 01:19:11,591
Hop on, y'all.
1759
01:19:11,726 --> 01:19:13,419
Because this pig right here
1760
01:19:13,555 --> 01:19:16,259
[in deep voice]
is about to go ham.
1761
01:19:21,568 --> 01:19:22,698
[people gasping]
1762
01:19:22,833 --> 01:19:24,097
[both screaming]
1763
01:19:24,232 --> 01:19:26,031
[tense music playing]
1764
01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:28,836
[both gasping]
1765
01:19:28,971 --> 01:19:31,169
[screaming]
1766
01:19:31,304 --> 01:19:32,638
[helicopter thuds]
1767
01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:37,852
[heroic music playing]
1768
01:19:44,557 --> 01:19:46,652
[growls]
1769
01:19:47,763 --> 01:19:49,787
That thing took our Superman.
1770
01:19:50,796 --> 01:19:52,130
She's goin' down.
1771
01:19:53,997 --> 01:19:55,870
[PB grunting]
1772
01:19:58,070 --> 01:20:00,072
[in deep voice]
Merton, hit it.
1773
01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:08,245
[Chip screaming]
1774
01:20:15,281 --> 01:20:16,319
[Chip] Ay!
1775
01:20:20,321 --> 01:20:21,854
It's over, hamster.
1776
01:20:21,990 --> 01:20:24,063
Hamster?
1777
01:20:24,198 --> 01:20:27,759
A hamster is just
a dollar store gerbil.
1778
01:20:32,498 --> 01:20:33,973
A hamster is a chipmunk
1779
01:20:34,109 --> 01:20:37,003
with nothing interesting
going on fur-wise.
1780
01:20:37,138 --> 01:20:38,407
[Krypto groans]
1781
01:20:43,682 --> 01:20:44,809
[growls]
1782
01:20:47,782 --> 01:20:50,056
You're up, kid.
Open it like a can of tuna.
1783
01:20:52,494 --> 01:20:54,390
[grunting]
1784
01:21:04,231 --> 01:21:05,368
[screams]
1785
01:21:09,277 --> 01:21:12,770
-Well, I loosened it for you.
-[chuckles sheepishly]
1786
01:21:12,906 --> 01:21:14,707
[sighs] Man,
I hate bein' invulnerable.
1787
01:21:14,842 --> 01:21:17,642
Here we go.
This is gonna hurt tomorrow.
1788
01:21:17,778 --> 01:21:19,217
Why couldn't
I have been stretchy?
1789
01:21:19,352 --> 01:21:20,988
Or, like, gotten
a magic hammer or something.
1790
01:21:22,118 --> 01:21:24,123
[groaning, yells]
1791
01:21:26,959 --> 01:21:28,925
[machine beeping loudly]
1792
01:21:29,060 --> 01:21:30,327
[tense music playing]
1793
01:21:32,902 --> 01:21:34,766
-[metal rattling]
-[groaning]
1794
01:21:34,902 --> 01:21:36,403
[machine beeping rapidly]
1795
01:21:36,538 --> 01:21:38,071
[explosion]
1796
01:21:40,772 --> 01:21:41,899
No!
1797
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,382
[groaning]
1798
01:21:52,916 --> 01:21:54,247
Face it.
1799
01:21:54,383 --> 01:21:55,781
-It's over.
-Huh?
1800
01:22:00,957 --> 01:22:01,825
[groans]
1801
01:22:01,961 --> 01:22:03,559
Your Superman is no more
1802
01:22:03,694 --> 01:22:07,858
and now his precious
little dog is about to...
1803
01:22:07,994 --> 01:22:09,430
-What? What is it?
-[tense music stops]
1804
01:22:09,566 --> 01:22:10,972
Do I have
something on my face?
1805
01:22:11,107 --> 01:22:13,001
Do I have a pimple?
Is it wet? Is it ready?
1806
01:22:13,137 --> 01:22:14,365
Should I pop it? [gasps]
1807
01:22:14,501 --> 01:22:16,010
[dramatic music playing]
1808
01:22:18,646 --> 01:22:19,805
[PB grunts]
1809
01:22:22,013 --> 01:22:23,677
[PB groaning]
1810
01:22:24,817 --> 01:22:26,113
[Ace groans]
1811
01:22:26,249 --> 01:22:29,122
Hey, guys. Big fan.
1812
01:22:29,258 --> 01:22:31,993
Um... You all see
the giant pig too, right?
1813
01:22:33,190 --> 01:22:34,519
No. How did they...?
1814
01:22:34,654 --> 01:22:36,290
You forgot one thing, Lulu.
1815
01:22:36,425 --> 01:22:38,923
Unlike you, I have friends.
1816
01:22:41,164 --> 01:22:42,328
[Lulu grunts]
1817
01:22:42,463 --> 01:22:43,664
[heroic music playing]
1818
01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:49,043
[screams]
1819
01:22:56,584 --> 01:22:57,810
[grunts]
1820
01:23:03,484 --> 01:23:05,191
[breathing heavily]
1821
01:23:07,621 --> 01:23:09,327
[suspenseful music playing]
1822
01:23:09,462 --> 01:23:12,066
[whispers] You're right,
you do have friends.
1823
01:23:13,460 --> 01:23:15,936
But not for long.
1824
01:23:16,072 --> 01:23:18,204
-[rumbling]
-[ominous music playing]
1825
01:23:28,410 --> 01:23:29,776
[building rumbling]
1826
01:23:34,547 --> 01:23:36,684
[birds screeching]
1827
01:23:38,221 --> 01:23:39,588
[tires screeching]
1828
01:23:46,295 --> 01:23:47,893
[people screaming]
1829
01:23:52,641 --> 01:23:53,932
[people gasping]
1830
01:23:55,207 --> 01:23:57,111
[ominous music continues]
1831
01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:03,348
[distorted voice]
Kneel before Lulu.
1832
01:24:04,146 --> 01:24:05,614
[growls]
1833
01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:13,092
Oh, come on.
1834
01:24:13,228 --> 01:24:14,389
[soft music playing
on speakers]
1835
01:24:14,525 --> 01:24:17,824
[distorted voice]
I said, kneel!
1836
01:24:21,969 --> 01:24:23,434
[dramatic music playing]
1837
01:24:25,607 --> 01:24:26,668
[groans]
1838
01:24:27,808 --> 01:24:29,605
[groaning]
1839
01:24:31,537 --> 01:24:34,673
[Lulu roars]
1840
01:24:34,808 --> 01:24:37,412
-Try to keep up, turtle.
-Okay.
1841
01:24:37,547 --> 01:24:38,619
-Porcine creature...
-[gasps]
1842
01:24:38,754 --> 01:24:39,813
...follow my lead.
1843
01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:44,616
Batman works alone.
1844
01:24:44,752 --> 01:24:46,991
Except for Robin, and Alfred,
1845
01:24:47,126 --> 01:24:48,661
Commissioner Gordon...
1846
01:24:48,796 --> 01:24:50,423
[both grunting]
1847
01:24:50,558 --> 01:24:52,559
[upbeat music playing]
1848
01:24:52,694 --> 01:24:54,300
-[slapping]
-[Lulu grunts]
1849
01:24:56,572 --> 01:24:57,763
[roars]
1850
01:24:57,899 --> 01:24:59,437
[Cyborg] Don't mess up
my half-fro!
1851
01:25:02,206 --> 01:25:04,108
[Lulu grunts]
1852
01:25:04,243 --> 01:25:06,437
[Flash and Merton laughing]
1853
01:25:06,573 --> 01:25:07,940
I am Aquaman.
1854
01:25:09,114 --> 01:25:10,409
[all grunting]
1855
01:25:10,545 --> 01:25:12,676
[Aquaman grunts, laughs]
1856
01:25:12,811 --> 01:25:13,885
[Green Lantern laughs]
1857
01:25:14,020 --> 01:25:15,354
Get it, squirrel!
1858
01:25:15,489 --> 01:25:16,481
-[Chip laughing]
-[Batman] ...Justice League,
1859
01:25:16,616 --> 01:25:17,987
Batgirl, Batwoman,
1860
01:25:18,122 --> 01:25:19,387
my IT crew,
1861
01:25:19,523 --> 01:25:21,552
whoever Morgan Freeman played,
1862
01:25:21,687 --> 01:25:22,889
Ah, what the heck.
1863
01:25:24,765 --> 01:25:25,793
[grunts]
1864
01:25:26,635 --> 01:25:28,162
[groans]
1865
01:25:28,298 --> 01:25:29,735
[Ace snarling]
1866
01:25:29,871 --> 01:25:31,029
[Lulu grunts]
1867
01:25:32,664 --> 01:25:34,835
[Lulu grunting]
1868
01:25:36,803 --> 01:25:39,673
-[roars]
-[all screaming]
1869
01:25:39,809 --> 01:25:41,505
-[roaring]
-[tense music playing]
1870
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,276
[groaning]
1871
01:25:43,411 --> 01:25:44,779
[groaning]
1872
01:25:47,516 --> 01:25:48,849
[dramatic music playing]
1873
01:25:50,759 --> 01:25:52,116
[grunting]
1874
01:25:56,328 --> 01:25:58,628
-[roars]
-[groaning]
1875
01:25:59,969 --> 01:26:01,827
Watch, you pathetic pooch,
1876
01:26:01,963 --> 01:26:04,368
as I destroy
everyone you care for.
1877
01:26:04,504 --> 01:26:05,806
And there's nothing
in the world
1878
01:26:05,941 --> 01:26:07,505
you can do to stop me.
1879
01:26:10,770 --> 01:26:12,345
[stirring music playing]
1880
01:26:14,312 --> 01:26:15,745
You're right, Lulu,
1881
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:18,844
there's nothing I can do
in this world to stop you.
1882
01:26:18,980 --> 01:26:20,413
What are you
talking about, man?
1883
01:26:20,549 --> 01:26:21,749
And why was your syntax
1884
01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:24,114
so oddly structured
in that sentence?
1885
01:26:24,249 --> 01:26:26,458
[sighs] Keep an eye
on Supes for me.
1886
01:26:27,522 --> 01:26:28,896
Where's he going?
1887
01:26:29,031 --> 01:26:32,293
No. Not the Solar Paw Punch.
1888
01:26:32,429 --> 01:26:34,230
The juice box thing?
1889
01:26:34,365 --> 01:26:35,702
But that'll kill him.
1890
01:26:35,837 --> 01:26:37,403
Krypto, no.
1891
01:26:39,832 --> 01:26:41,803
[dramatic music playing]
1892
01:26:45,706 --> 01:26:47,010
You were right, Ace.
1893
01:26:47,145 --> 01:26:48,413
Whoa, whoa!
1894
01:26:48,549 --> 01:26:50,779
[Lulu] I am a few guineas
short of a pig.
1895
01:26:52,352 --> 01:26:53,551
-[Lulu laughs]
-[PB] Uh...
1896
01:26:55,848 --> 01:26:57,214
[heroic music playing]
1897
01:26:59,191 --> 01:27:00,585
[Lulu laughs]
1898
01:27:00,721 --> 01:27:01,618
[Green Lantern] Ah!
1899
01:27:01,753 --> 01:27:03,521
[Aquaman grunts]
1900
01:27:03,656 --> 01:27:05,028
[screams]
1901
01:27:05,163 --> 01:27:06,357
[groaning]
1902
01:27:06,493 --> 01:27:08,060
[roars]
1903
01:27:11,407 --> 01:27:13,307
[Ace] Well, when you
love somebody,
1904
01:27:13,442 --> 01:27:15,706
and I mean,
you really love them,
1905
01:27:15,841 --> 01:27:18,737
you gotta be willing
to do anything for 'em.
1906
01:27:18,873 --> 01:27:20,072
[Krypto] Even if it hurts?
1907
01:27:20,773 --> 01:27:21,848
[Ace chuckles]
1908
01:27:21,984 --> 01:27:23,108
Especially then.
1909
01:27:26,747 --> 01:27:29,147
[dramatic music swells]
1910
01:27:32,453 --> 01:27:33,624
[groans]
1911
01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:38,156
[all screaming]
1912
01:27:42,631 --> 01:27:44,129
[distant explosion]
1913
01:27:47,504 --> 01:27:49,508
[heroic music playing]
1914
01:27:52,071 --> 01:27:53,908
-[Krypto grunts]
-[explosion]
1915
01:27:56,719 --> 01:27:58,682
[yells]
1916
01:28:01,955 --> 01:28:04,017
No!
1917
01:28:10,131 --> 01:28:11,794
[dramatic music playing]
1918
01:28:15,300 --> 01:28:16,997
[groaning loudly]
1919
01:28:23,507 --> 01:28:24,873
[dramatic music fades]
1920
01:28:29,612 --> 01:28:31,385
[solemn music playing]
1921
01:28:34,180 --> 01:28:36,152
-[coughs]
-[gentle music playing]
1922
01:28:36,287 --> 01:28:37,588
[Ace groans]
1923
01:28:37,723 --> 01:28:39,754
Man, it sucks
being a canine shield.
1924
01:28:39,890 --> 01:28:41,256
-[bones cracking]
-[Ace groans] Oof.
1925
01:28:41,391 --> 01:28:42,526
[clicks tongue]
1926
01:28:42,661 --> 01:28:44,821
I think my teeth
are still glowing.
1927
01:28:44,957 --> 01:28:46,929
You saved my life, man.
1928
01:28:47,065 --> 01:28:49,535
Hey, well, you were
in the middle of saving ours.
1929
01:28:50,934 --> 01:28:52,571
You know what
they say about dogs.
1930
01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:55,037
[chuckles]
1931
01:28:55,173 --> 01:28:57,143
So, something did get through
that super skull of yours.
1932
01:28:57,278 --> 01:28:58,907
Don't make me take it back.
1933
01:29:02,979 --> 01:29:05,243
-[Keith] Bum, bum, bum.
-[Mark] Bye.
1934
01:29:05,987 --> 01:29:07,179
[water splashes]
1935
01:29:08,787 --> 01:29:11,158
What?
What have you done to me?
1936
01:29:11,293 --> 01:29:12,984
I'm in hot dog water, aren't I?
1937
01:29:13,119 --> 01:29:14,258
-[both laughing]
-[Lulu] No!
1938
01:29:14,394 --> 01:29:15,924
-[both laughing]
-Yeah!
1939
01:29:21,401 --> 01:29:24,068
[triumphant music playing]
1940
01:29:24,203 --> 01:29:25,933
[panting]
1941
01:29:26,069 --> 01:29:27,903
[Lois] Oh, thank goodness
you're okay.
1942
01:29:30,043 --> 01:29:31,137
[whines]
1943
01:29:35,877 --> 01:29:37,275
I'm happy for you, buddy.
1944
01:29:39,584 --> 01:29:41,251
You know Krypto rescued me?
1945
01:29:41,387 --> 01:29:42,621
I know the feeling.
1946
01:29:44,183 --> 01:29:46,321
He rescued me a long time ago.
1947
01:29:46,456 --> 01:29:48,121
He's a good dog.
1948
01:29:50,195 --> 01:29:51,557
[barks]
1949
01:29:51,692 --> 01:29:52,723
[chuckles]
1950
01:29:52,858 --> 01:29:54,094
Come here, boy.
1951
01:29:56,168 --> 01:29:57,367
[barks]
1952
01:29:57,502 --> 01:29:58,971
[grunts, laughs] Hey.
1953
01:29:59,106 --> 01:30:00,533
[chuckles]
1954
01:30:00,668 --> 01:30:01,799
[Krypto panting]
1955
01:30:01,934 --> 01:30:03,806
I'm sorry, Krypto.
1956
01:30:03,942 --> 01:30:06,610
You know you'll always be
my best friend.
1957
01:30:06,746 --> 01:30:08,944
And nothing
can ever change that.
1958
01:30:10,018 --> 01:30:11,243
[Krypto whines]
1959
01:30:14,750 --> 01:30:16,083
Oh, one more thing.
1960
01:30:20,085 --> 01:30:21,495
[Superman chuckles]
1961
01:30:21,630 --> 01:30:22,990
-[gentle music playing]
-Wow, look at that.
1962
01:30:23,126 --> 01:30:25,360
I did have this
whole thing planned, but--
1963
01:30:25,495 --> 01:30:26,796
Oh, no, please,
1964
01:30:26,932 --> 01:30:27,694
this is exactly
how I always pictured it.
1965
01:30:27,829 --> 01:30:29,162
Giant evil guinea pig.
1966
01:30:29,298 --> 01:30:31,698
This... This was
on my vision board. Really.
1967
01:30:31,833 --> 01:30:33,699
You wanna keep going?
1968
01:30:33,835 --> 01:30:35,135
Yes, I would. Thank you.
1969
01:30:36,177 --> 01:30:38,139
Lois Joanne Lane,
1970
01:30:38,275 --> 01:30:41,545
make me
the happiest Superman
in the universe.
1971
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:43,011
-Will you--
-Yeah, okay!
1972
01:30:44,519 --> 01:30:46,278
[coughs] Prenup.
[clears throat]
1973
01:30:47,648 --> 01:30:48,615
[barks]
1974
01:30:48,751 --> 01:30:49,983
[Superman exclaims]
1975
01:30:50,119 --> 01:30:51,287
-[Lois giggles]
-[Superman chuckles]
1976
01:30:51,422 --> 01:30:52,526
[toy squeaking]
1977
01:30:54,294 --> 01:30:55,827
Squeezy Bruce!
1978
01:30:55,963 --> 01:30:59,423
That better be a licensed toy,
or I will freak out.
1979
01:31:00,564 --> 01:31:01,997
[Chip panting]
1980
01:31:04,437 --> 01:31:06,170
[Green Lantern grunts]
1981
01:31:06,305 --> 01:31:07,207
[yelps] Oh!
1982
01:31:07,342 --> 01:31:09,774
Hey, don't worry. I got you.
1983
01:31:10,803 --> 01:31:11,875
[sighs]
1984
01:31:12,841 --> 01:31:14,543
Okay, what's happening?
1985
01:31:14,678 --> 01:31:16,005
Wow, this is so weird.
1986
01:31:16,141 --> 01:31:18,183
[squeals] So beautiful!
1987
01:31:18,319 --> 01:31:19,947
High-fiving so slow
1988
01:31:20,082 --> 01:31:21,280
when we're both
really fast. Huh.
1989
01:31:22,985 --> 01:31:25,883
Princess Diana of Themyscira,
1990
01:31:26,019 --> 01:31:27,758
I humbly present myself,
1991
01:31:27,894 --> 01:31:30,762
Super Hog,
still brainstorming, to you.
1992
01:31:32,624 --> 01:31:35,360
-[PB gasps]
-You will be a mighty warrior.
1993
01:31:36,501 --> 01:31:37,901
And cuddle buddy.
1994
01:31:41,076 --> 01:31:42,943
Woe is me.
1995
01:31:43,078 --> 01:31:44,776
-[mellow music playing]
-No one cares
about the water guy.
1996
01:31:46,413 --> 01:31:48,280
This water guy does.
1997
01:31:48,415 --> 01:31:49,913
Hey, my name's Keith.
1998
01:31:51,246 --> 01:31:53,917
-[kisses]
-Aw, little piggy kisses.
1999
01:31:55,015 --> 01:31:56,280
[Cyborg] Hey, smokey.
2000
01:31:56,415 --> 01:31:57,650
You're looking
a little burnt out.
2001
01:31:57,786 --> 01:31:59,922
Need a light?
2002
01:32:00,057 --> 01:32:01,217
-[gentle music playing]
-Oh, look at me!
2003
01:32:01,353 --> 01:32:02,392
-[laughs]
-Aw, come here.
2004
01:32:02,528 --> 01:32:04,327
I'm Mark. And your name?
2005
01:32:04,463 --> 01:32:06,226
[bird cawing]
2006
01:32:07,901 --> 01:32:11,099
-[gentle music fades]
-So, you are a dog.
2007
01:32:11,799 --> 01:32:13,838
I am the Batman.
2008
01:32:13,973 --> 01:32:16,104
Sorry, I'm not
really great with animals.
2009
01:32:16,239 --> 01:32:17,875
Yeah, I'm not
really great with people.
2010
01:32:18,010 --> 01:32:20,108
Probably because of my
traumatic puppyhood.
2011
01:32:20,243 --> 01:32:22,781
As a child,
my family was taken from me.
2012
01:32:22,916 --> 01:32:24,777
As a puppy,
I was taken from my family.
2013
01:32:24,913 --> 01:32:26,544
So, I've steeled myself.
2014
01:32:26,680 --> 01:32:28,283
-[somber music playing]
-My emotions, always in check.
2015
01:32:28,419 --> 01:32:31,757
[both] No one ever getting past
my impenetrable defenses.
2016
01:32:34,691 --> 01:32:35,990
Ah, what the heck?
2017
01:32:36,126 --> 01:32:38,163
-[soft music playing]
-[laughing]
2018
01:32:38,298 --> 01:32:39,399
Good boy.
2019
01:32:39,535 --> 01:32:41,602
Okay, the Batman
loves you, too.
2020
01:32:43,303 --> 01:32:44,495
[collar chiming]
2021
01:32:45,570 --> 01:32:46,470
Oh! Hey, Pops.
2022
01:32:46,606 --> 01:32:48,902
Yes, it is I, Dog-El.
2023
01:32:49,038 --> 01:32:50,569
-[sighs]
-[fast-forwarding]
2024
01:32:50,705 --> 01:32:53,240
Never eat chocolate.
That dog in the mirror is you.
2025
01:32:54,381 --> 01:32:55,941
Fireworks suck!
2026
01:32:56,077 --> 01:32:58,578
Tell Gail I said hey!
2027
01:32:58,714 --> 01:33:01,480
Looks like you worked
everything out with Superman.
2028
01:33:01,615 --> 01:33:04,548
Thanks to your advice,
I made some new friends, too.
2029
01:33:04,684 --> 01:33:06,759
And now I've gotta
bring them to Smallville.
2030
01:33:06,894 --> 01:33:08,585
I promised them
that it would be their new...
2031
01:33:09,693 --> 01:33:11,126
[Batman chuckles]
2032
01:33:11,261 --> 01:33:12,926
-[Wonder Woman laughing]
-[Green Lantern] Aw!
2033
01:33:13,062 --> 01:33:14,564
-[Flash laughs]
-...home.
2034
01:33:14,700 --> 01:33:15,926
[uplifting music playing]
2035
01:33:16,062 --> 01:33:17,330
[Lois laughs]
2036
01:33:26,304 --> 01:33:28,011
[upbeat music playing]
2037
01:33:29,043 --> 01:33:30,849
[train horn blaring]
2038
01:33:35,355 --> 01:33:36,690
[screeches]
2039
01:33:42,154 --> 01:33:43,854
Hey, Chip-tonite,
2040
01:33:43,989 --> 01:33:45,523
-How's it going with Jessica?
-We're getting pretty close
2041
01:33:45,659 --> 01:33:48,559
as person and pet.
She even put a ring on it.
2042
01:33:51,538 --> 01:33:53,736
Nice costume game, PB.
2043
01:33:53,871 --> 01:33:56,908
Thanks! It even has magnets.
2044
01:34:06,788 --> 01:34:08,315
Um, how long
is this gonna take?
2045
01:34:08,451 --> 01:34:10,885
I got a hot date
with two firemen's helmets.
2046
01:34:11,021 --> 01:34:12,693
Spoiler alert, they're twins.
2047
01:34:15,087 --> 01:34:16,829
[engine roaring]
2048
01:34:18,332 --> 01:34:19,392
[barking]
2049
01:34:28,507 --> 01:34:29,875
You're late.
2050
01:34:30,010 --> 01:34:31,371
Sorry, me and the Dark Knight
were playing
2051
01:34:31,506 --> 01:34:33,740
a little bit of fetch.
Have you met Chewperman?
2052
01:34:33,875 --> 01:34:35,248
[toy squeaking]
2053
01:34:35,383 --> 01:34:36,539
So disrespectful.
2054
01:34:36,675 --> 01:34:38,075
-[toy squeaks]
-Y'all started it.
2055
01:34:38,211 --> 01:34:39,582
So, what's the mission?
2056
01:34:39,718 --> 01:34:40,919
We can answer that.
2057
01:34:43,016 --> 01:34:45,423
[Keith] Okay,
our intel indicates
a dog has been mutated.
2058
01:34:45,559 --> 01:34:46,556
This could be dangerous.
2059
01:34:46,692 --> 01:34:48,091
We have to stop him.
2060
01:34:48,227 --> 01:34:50,423
Tighten your collars.
We've got work to do.
2061
01:34:51,090 --> 01:34:52,258
[growling]
2062
01:34:52,394 --> 01:34:54,735
[deep voice]
I ate the FedEx guy.
2063
01:34:56,394 --> 01:34:58,101
Hey, I know that dog.
2064
01:34:58,236 --> 01:35:00,901
He's giant and blue
and about to crush us.
2065
01:35:01,037 --> 01:35:02,903
Can't crush what we have.
2066
01:35:03,038 --> 01:35:06,372
Say it back. Come on.
2067
01:35:06,507 --> 01:35:09,180
-Come on.
-Can't crush what we have.
2068
01:35:09,316 --> 01:35:11,180
[roars]
2069
01:35:12,377 --> 01:35:14,513
Super-Pets, activate!
2070
01:35:20,693 --> 01:35:22,059
[heroic music fades]
2071
01:35:22,194 --> 01:35:23,588
["Message In A Bottle"
by Taylor Swift playing]
2072
01:35:25,926 --> 01:35:30,970
♪ These days I'm restless
Work days are endless ♪
2073
01:35:31,106 --> 01:35:33,865
♪ Look how
you've made me made me ♪
2074
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:39,302
♪ But time moves faster
replaying your laughter ♪
2075
01:35:39,437 --> 01:35:41,642
♪ Disaster ♪
2076
01:35:41,778 --> 01:35:48,515
♪ Cause now you're
so far away and I'm down ♪
2077
01:35:48,650 --> 01:35:53,684
♪ Feelin' like
a face in the crowd ♪
2078
01:35:53,820 --> 01:35:58,625
♪ I'm reachin'
for you terrified ♪
2079
01:35:58,761 --> 01:36:03,201
♪ Cause you could be
the one that I love ♪
2080
01:36:03,337 --> 01:36:07,271
♪ I could be the one
that you dream of ♪
2081
01:36:07,406 --> 01:36:11,438
♪ Message in a bottle
is all I can do ♪
2082
01:36:11,574 --> 01:36:16,082
♪ Standin' here
hopin' it gets to you ♪
2083
01:36:16,217 --> 01:36:19,647
♪ You could be the one
that I keep and I-I-I ♪
2084
01:36:19,782 --> 01:36:23,749
♪ Could be the reason
you can't sleep at night ♪
2085
01:36:23,885 --> 01:36:28,125
♪ Message in
a bottle is all I can do ♪
2086
01:36:28,261 --> 01:36:32,599
♪ Standin' here
hopin' it gets to you ♪
2087
01:36:32,734 --> 01:36:36,794
♪ How is it in London London ♪
2088
01:36:36,929 --> 01:36:40,871
♪ Where are you
while I'm wonderin' ♪
2089
01:36:41,006 --> 01:36:46,506
♪ If I'll ever see you again ♪
2090
01:36:48,710 --> 01:36:51,547
♪ You could be
the one that I love ♪
2091
01:36:51,683 --> 01:36:56,485
♪ And now I'm standin' here
hopin' it gets to you ♪
2092
01:36:56,621 --> 01:37:01,050
♪ Cause you could be
the one that I love ♪
2093
01:37:01,186 --> 01:37:05,098
♪ I could be the one
that you dream of ♪
2094
01:37:05,233 --> 01:37:09,298
♪ Message in a bottle
is all I can do ♪
2095
01:37:09,434 --> 01:37:13,898
♪ Standin' here
hopin' it gets to you ♪
2096
01:37:14,033 --> 01:37:17,507
♪ You could be the one
that I keep and I-I-I ♪
2097
01:37:17,642 --> 01:37:21,576
♪ Could be the reason
you can't sleep at night ♪
2098
01:37:21,712 --> 01:37:25,985
♪ Message in
a bottle is all I can do ♪
2099
01:37:26,121 --> 01:37:30,154
♪ Standin' here
hopin' it gets to you ♪
2100
01:37:32,050 --> 01:37:35,886
♪ You could be
the one that I love ♪
2101
01:37:36,021 --> 01:37:39,256
♪ You could be
the one that I love ♪
2102
01:37:39,392 --> 01:37:41,257
♪ I love ♪
2103
01:37:41,393 --> 01:37:47,039
♪ And now I'm standin' here
hopin' this gets to you ♪
2104
01:37:48,268 --> 01:37:49,772
[Lex] Hello?
2105
01:37:49,908 --> 01:37:52,275
Excuse me. It's me.
2106
01:37:52,410 --> 01:37:55,109
Are any adorable animals
going to let me out?
2107
01:37:55,245 --> 01:37:56,777
Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?
2108
01:37:56,912 --> 01:37:58,050
Nope.
2109
01:37:58,782 --> 01:38:00,152
[sighs]
2110
01:38:00,287 --> 01:38:02,814
I always knew this is how
it would end for me.
2111
01:38:02,949 --> 01:38:05,288
I always knew this is how
it would end for me.
2112
01:38:05,922 --> 01:38:07,283
[beeping]
2113
01:38:07,418 --> 01:38:09,292
[crackling]
2114
01:38:13,492 --> 01:38:14,864
[ominous music playing]
2115
01:38:14,999 --> 01:38:15,930
[ominous music stops]
2116
01:38:16,066 --> 01:38:18,367
[Lulu] Oh. It's you. Hi.
2117
01:38:18,502 --> 01:38:20,296
-[soft music playing]
-Let's be honest.
2118
01:38:20,431 --> 01:38:22,771
The two of us
are the real brains
behind this operation.
2119
01:38:22,906 --> 01:38:24,136
Forget Lex.
2120
01:38:24,271 --> 01:38:25,907
We should team up.
2121
01:38:26,043 --> 01:38:28,707
So, what do you say?
2122
01:38:28,842 --> 01:38:31,248
You wanna come live
in a studio apartment?
2123
01:38:32,619 --> 01:38:33,586
Like, with you?
2124
01:38:33,722 --> 01:38:36,419
Like, pet-owner situation?
2125
01:38:36,555 --> 01:38:41,586
Hmm, uh, let me think.
Yes, yes! The answer is yes!
2126
01:38:41,722 --> 01:38:43,424
So, just something
to know about me.
2127
01:38:43,559 --> 01:38:45,330
I'm passionate
about world domination
2128
01:38:45,465 --> 01:38:47,533
and my nails
need to be trimmed
twice a month.
2129
01:38:47,668 --> 01:38:48,826
[soft music fades]
2130
01:38:53,136 --> 01:38:55,272
[heroic music playing]
2131
01:44:08,614 --> 01:44:09,612
[barking]
2132
01:44:09,747 --> 01:44:10,986
[toy squeaking]
2133
01:44:11,121 --> 01:44:12,325
Fetch!
2134
01:44:13,928 --> 01:44:14,860
[toy squeaks]
2135
01:44:14,996 --> 01:44:15,988
[electricity crackling]
2136
01:44:18,427 --> 01:44:19,831
[thunder rumbling]
2137
01:44:19,966 --> 01:44:20,993
[toy squeaking]
2138
01:44:22,233 --> 01:44:23,860
That's my toy.
2139
01:44:23,995 --> 01:44:26,262
Then, why is it in my mouth?
2140
01:44:29,076 --> 01:44:30,303
[Superhero] Superman.
2141
01:44:30,438 --> 01:44:31,740
Black Adam.
2142
01:44:32,905 --> 01:44:34,410
Your owner's a hero, too?
2143
01:44:34,545 --> 01:44:36,607
-[toy squeaks]
-Antihero.
2144
01:44:36,742 --> 01:44:40,118
It's basically exactly
like a regular hero
except way cooler.
2145
01:44:40,253 --> 01:44:41,678
You make up your own rules,
2146
01:44:41,814 --> 01:44:43,321
and then you break them.
2147
01:44:43,456 --> 01:44:45,348
Also, you can ignore
most moral
2148
01:44:45,483 --> 01:44:48,922
and ethical conventions
because no one can stop you.
2149
01:44:49,057 --> 01:44:51,324
Yeah, that sounds
a lot like a villain.
2150
01:44:51,459 --> 01:44:52,926
Antihero.
2151
01:44:53,061 --> 01:44:56,461
If he's anti a hero,
then isn't he a villain?
2152
01:44:56,596 --> 01:44:59,565
Admit he's an antihero
or Black Adam
will destroy you.
2153
01:44:59,701 --> 01:45:01,239
Very villain thing to do.
2154
01:45:01,375 --> 01:45:03,333
It's a fine line,
not gonna lie.
2155
01:45:03,469 --> 01:45:06,142
Well, whatever he is,
I bet he can't fly to Pluto.
2156
01:45:06,278 --> 01:45:08,007
Oh, yeah? Watch him.
2157
01:45:13,481 --> 01:45:14,745
[Krypto] My toy.
2158
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:16,356
[dramatic music fades]