1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:04,403 (UPBEAT HIP HOP MUSIC) 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,138 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:09,141 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 4 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,244 ♪ Got a one-track mind ♪ 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,912 ♪ And you're a grind for the dodo ♪ 6 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,214 ♪ Stay on my toes ♪ 7 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:16,715 ♪ And keep an eye out for the po-po ♪ 8 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,684 ♪ We're nationals who must arrest ♪ 9 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,219 ♪ You be so low, though ♪ 10 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,721 ♪ Pay no mind the bitch ass ♪ haters 'cause they homos ♪ 11 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:23,689 ♪ When they care about money ♪ 12 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,057 ♪ Never sweated any broke hoes ♪ 13 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,558 ♪ I handle shit with knuckles ♪ 14 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,093 ♪ Throwin' combos and bolos ♪ 15 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:32,064 ♪ With some Thai style I ♪ could blow fast or flow slow ♪ 16 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:34,700 (DOOR BANGING) 17 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,668 Damn, Mario, can't you hear? 18 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,370 Damn fool, why didn't you knock? 19 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,572 I could've had my dick hanging out or something. 20 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,873 I did knock. 21 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,875 Turn that crap down before you go deaf. 22 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,811 Shit, we can get home invaded right now 23 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,112 and you wouldn't hear nothing. 24 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:50,482 I could've been getting raped right now. 25 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,952 Who's gonna rape you, fool? 26 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:55,787 A crack-head? 27 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,723 Ha, laugh it up. 28 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,125 You know I got honeys lining up for me anyways. 29 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:01,026 Right. 30 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,662 What do you want fool? 31 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,430 (SIGHING) 32 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:07,566 Have you seen my Maxim? 33 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,467 No. 34 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:13,605 How about that old Playboy you had lying around? 35 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:16,675 Nah man, I threw that out like two weeks ago. 36 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,477 The pages got sticky. 37 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:23,048 Why, what are you trying to do with it? 38 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,450 You know that chick I had over here last night? 39 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:28,020 Yeah bro, she looked cool. 40 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:30,422 She cut out after using the bathroom. 41 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,057 Hey, you ain't blaming me, right? 42 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:33,125 I went straight to my room. 43 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,626 I didn't cock block. 44 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,762 Nah, it wasn't you. 45 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,630 It's just like, I don't understand. 46 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,232 She was all over me. 47 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,668 She had me hard as a villain, 48 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,537 then she excused herself, used the restroom. 49 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,306 You know, I thought she was gonna like, 50 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,241 freshen up or something. 51 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,742 But then she cut out on me 52 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,577 and left me with this raging case of blue balls. 53 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:53,779 What? 54 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:54,813 Bitch didn't even say bye, dude. 55 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,815 That's cold-blooded, fool. 56 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,117 But that's the one thing a girl won't put up with. 57 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,086 A dirty toilet. 58 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:03,855 Bro, you're the one that pisses all over the place. 59 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:07,359 Hey, I can't help it if I piss sideways in the morning. 60 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,728 It's the boner, it's not my fault. 61 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,897 It's your crooked dick, bro. 62 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:14,800 Didn't your parents teach you to piss on the Cheerio? 63 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,602 Piss on the Cheerio, what the fuck is that? 64 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:19,171 Yeah, piss on the Cheerio. 65 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:21,373 That's how parents potty train little boys. 66 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,808 They put a Cheerio in there, 67 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,677 and they tell the boys to aim, 68 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,379 make it into a little game. 69 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,481 And that's how you learned? 70 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,084 No man, they were always at work. 71 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:33,719 My sister raised me. 72 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,153 And they were always too lazy 73 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,421 to show me how to do it right, 74 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,023 so I just learned how to piss sitting down, 75 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,458 the way they did. 76 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:42,194 Damn bro, you better keep that shit to yourself. 77 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,328 TMI for real. 78 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:47,032 What do you need the magazines for, anyway? 79 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:51,970 Fuck, my nuts are fucking killing me right now, man. 80 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:55,941 I'm just gonna fucking go to the pot and bust a quick one. 81 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:58,076 Again, homie, TMI, TMI. 82 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:04,082 Hey, what about those department store ads? 83 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:07,119 You know, JC Penney, Or Macy's or something. 84 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:10,622 The department store ads, what the fuck? 85 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,758 The bra ads man, titty. 86 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:14,960 You got issues, bro. 87 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,662 It's a good things I threw those out. 88 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:18,497 (SIGHING) 89 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:19,398 Man. 90 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:25,470 Hey, the TV Guide's got some chick on the cover. 91 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:26,371 Oh yeah? 92 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,407 Where's it at? 93 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,575 It's right there on the side of the couch. 94 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,377 Little couch or big couch? 95 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,612 The big one. 96 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,414 All right 97 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:43,155 Damn. 98 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:46,591 Koala, Oprah. 99 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,662 Guess you'll have to do. 100 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:53,231 ♪ Wait, hidden all over ♪ 101 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,501 ♪ You can smell the aroma of the doja ♪ 102 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,437 ♪ I thought I told ya, bring some dough ♪ 103 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:01,907 ♪ Or you ain't getting smoked off my Os ♪ 104 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,074 ♪ This thing ain't killing me ♪ 105 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,409 ♪ A hustler got to eat too ♪ 106 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,145 ♪ Jim and Oscar and ♪ Arnie, that's my crew ♪ 107 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,848 ♪ I thought you knew we only ♪ fussed with the 'rilla ♪ 108 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:13,118 ♪ That's why I listen ♪ to Dark Room Familia ♪ 109 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,153 ♪ I'm a winner ♪ 110 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:16,555 (SIGHS) (LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC) 111 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,056 (SPITS) 112 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,125 (SIGHS) 113 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,700 God damn it, Chico. 114 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,569 Don't look at my fucking sausage. 115 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:31,970 Look over there. 116 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,342 All right brown sugar, take me home. 117 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,578 Oh, such nice lips. 118 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,682 Oh yeah. 119 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:46,585 Ooh, that smile. 120 00:04:57,431 --> 00:05:01,066 Oh yeah. (LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC) 121 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:03,768 Fuck yeah. 122 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,912 (UPBEAT HIP HOP MUSIC) 123 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:21,052 (DOORBELL RINGS) 124 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,855 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 125 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:29,127 Come on Mario, get the fucking door! 126 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:33,865 ♪ All the bitches say ♪ my sack is delicious ♪ 127 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:34,866 Oh, lips. 128 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,671 (DOORBELL RINGS) 129 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,040 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 130 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:45,176 Damn it Mario, get the fucking door! 131 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,144 (UPBEAT HIP HOP MUSIC) 132 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,646 ♪ With the hoes I can see ♪ 133 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,814 ♪ I roll the blunts like ♪ they supposed to be ♪ 134 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,651 (DOORBELL RINGS) 135 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,694 ♪ All these bitches say ♪ my sack is delicious ♪ 136 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,897 ♪ So vicious, I'm so vicious ♪ 137 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,066 Someone's getting busy in there. 138 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,434 Don't have time for this, though. 139 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,870 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 140 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,471 Come on Mario, get the fucking door. 141 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:16,575 (DOORBELL RINGS) 142 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,377 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 143 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:21,680 Fuck! 144 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:28,954 First it's you Chico, now this fucking idiot at the door. 145 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:30,255 Fuck you Chico. 146 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:34,326 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 147 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:35,727 What? 148 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,895 What is it? 149 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,096 Sorry to bother you, sir. 150 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,731 I just have a letter for Arnie here. 151 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,099 It's certified. 152 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,000 Oh. 153 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:44,803 I'm Arnie. 154 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,005 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 155 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,407 Did I catch you at a bad time? 156 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,308 Oh. 157 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,879 Yeah I was kind of busy. 158 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:58,350 (LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 159 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,358 MARIO: What's all the commotion? 160 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,160 Oh, one of this type of parties, huh? 161 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,129 Sorry to interrupt, fellas. 162 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,131 Oh hell no, hey, you got it all wrong man. 163 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,200 Hey, I don't judge. 164 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,768 To each their own. 165 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:18,637 What? 166 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:19,638 That's my cousin. 167 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,772 Your cousin? 168 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,341 Now that's fucking disgusting? 169 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,778 You know what's disgusting? 170 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,580 That fucking shirt is too small, 171 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,316 it looks like a sausage skin! 172 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,317 What the fuck? 173 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,686 He thinks you and I, 174 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,355 ain't nothing like that happen over here, mister post man. 175 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,758 Hey, just close the gate, man. 176 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,092 Sick fuck. 177 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,261 Let's see who this letter's from. 178 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,729 Fuck that mailman. 179 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,566 (SIGHING) 180 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:51,636 MARIO: Man, this kush got me hot. 181 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,139 Where's the remote? 182 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:58,977 It's right there, behind that pillow right there. 183 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,212 So who's that letter from, anyway? 184 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,547 Shit. 185 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:03,481 TV ANNOUNCER: And all the homeboys want to do 186 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,349 is get high. 187 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:06,017 (UPBEAT HIP HOP MUSIC) 188 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,519 MAN: My neighborhood is bone dry. 189 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,154 Now what I need you to do 190 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:12,290 is hook me up with some of that rock. 191 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,093 It's from Barney. 192 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:18,163 (LIGHT SYNTH MUSIC) 193 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,866 "What's up, my Latino partner? 194 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:22,934 "What it do? 195 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,803 "It's ya boy Bumble representing 196 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:28,973 "the biggety biggety O out here in seminary school. 197 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:31,643 "I'm just a week away from gradge-a-natin', 198 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,512 "and becoming a full on fatha' 199 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:38,116 "They's talkin' bout givin' me my ownes church 200 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,584 "out here in Sac. 201 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,821 "Now that's bummin' me out 202 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:45,323 "'cause I axed the main padre 203 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,692 "to get me something closer to home. 204 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,195 "East Oakland, or even Hayward. 205 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,130 "Yeah-dad-I-mean? 206 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,833 "Well, we'll see what he says. 207 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:59,037 "Anyhows, I sent Oscar and Jimmy kite as well. 208 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,172 "Better make sure them ninjas 209 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,907 "put up a pic I sent them 210 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,709 "on the wall at the shop. 211 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:09,013 "And make sure they's not running it to the ground. 212 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,650 "I'm still an acting partner in it. 213 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:16,554 "If you see Cheeto, tell my cheesy-feasy folks 214 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,623 "I said what's up. 215 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,092 "I guess you can also says what's up 216 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,662 "to your special needs cousin, Mario." 217 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,064 Special needs? 218 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,634 "One love, your Bumble Barney. 219 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:33,772 "Here's a pic of me with my collar on." 220 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,274 What? 221 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,311 Ha, look at this guy. 222 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,015 I still don't know why he wanted to become a priest. 223 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,216 But he sure looks like he's ready 224 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,352 to take some confessions. 225 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,688 He looks official. 226 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,123 You're right, though. 227 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,259 This motherfucker probably only became a priest 228 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,961 to listen to these bitches' dirty confessions. 229 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,497 That's what I would do. 230 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:02,033 Well, what do you want to get in to, man? 231 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,201 I don't know, cuddy. 232 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,669 I'm almost out of OG. 233 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,838 I probably only got enough for like one more. 234 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,574 Wanna hit up the homies for a sack? 235 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,176 Yeah, let me just finish up in the bathroom, 236 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,777 I'mma get ready. 237 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,711 You gonna finish up 238 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,214 with Bumble Barney's picture? 239 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,584 Sick bastard, I'm taking this shit to my room. 240 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:23,655 Look, Chico and the mailman fucked it up for me. 241 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:32,297 (STEADY HIP HOP MUSIC) 242 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,979 All right so what we have here 243 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,747 is a small Bumble White Widow, 244 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,417 a medium Bumble, a Prince Purple, 245 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,352 and a small Bumble Einstein. 246 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,154 - Is that right? - That's right homie. 247 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,355 OSCAR: 114 even. 248 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,489 Damn. 249 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,791 Hey man, that's Cali taxes. 250 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,327 That's the price of legalization. 251 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,962 Oh I know it. 252 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,663 Here you go, charge it to the game. 253 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,731 That's right, and on top of that, 254 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,099 you get to use your credit card. 255 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,567 I know. 256 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:12,737 Sign that with your finger. 257 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:13,972 Enjoy. 258 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:14,973 Thank you. 259 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,708 Here you go. 260 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,909 And I'll see you in a couple days. 261 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:18,977 All right. 262 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,483 Man, you know Colorado wannna start 263 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,051 selling coke, man. 264 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,487 That was the first place in the whole land 265 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,422 to go green, right? 266 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,058 JIMMY: Yeah, but now they going all white. 267 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,193 It does snow there. 268 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,761 (LAUGHS) 269 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,196 Yeah, it's gonna snow like a motherfucker 270 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,597 there this year. 271 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,467 Hey so, this long ass break you're on. 272 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,302 You ever gonna come help me work? 273 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,971 Man, I told you I'm constipated. 274 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,540 When I stand up it hurts, man. 275 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,842 It's only been 30 minutes. 276 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,844 Besides, right here on the box 277 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,580 it says you gotta take two pills. 278 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,882 Oh so you want me shitting my ass all day, right? 279 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:58,716 That's the whole point. 280 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,084 (PHONE RINGING) 281 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,486 Then why don't you stop slacking off 282 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,754 and answer that damn phone. 283 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,222 Says the motherfucker sitting on his ass 284 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,357 not doing nothing, not helping me clean. 285 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,159 You're damn right, and I'm gonna sit on my black ass. 286 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,694 I got another five minutes, 287 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,296 so why don't you shut the fuck up 288 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,830 and answer the phone? (PHONE RINGING) 289 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,399 You always seem to be on break. 290 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,800 Hey man. 291 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,135 Bombalicious. 292 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,537 Products for the mind, body, and soul. 293 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,638 JIMMY: Soul! 294 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,106 What it do, boy? 295 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,509 Hey what's up, Arnie? 296 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,777 I'm just here trying to get 297 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:26,978 this lazy bastard to get off his ass 298 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,681 and help me do something. 299 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,583 Man, that's just Jimmy being Jimmy. 300 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,452 He won't do shit unless it involves 301 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,421 money, bitches, and weed. 302 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,588 (CHUCKLES) 303 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,957 It is true, that's true. 304 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,158 (LAUGHS) 305 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,592 I know that fucking crazy ass Mexican 306 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,361 ain't talking about someone being lazy 307 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,595 as much as he is. 308 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,197 Hey hey, relax Spike Lee. 309 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,598 He just described you to a T. 310 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,500 Money, bitches, weed. 311 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,035 Well yeah, I don't need it in 312 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,371 that particular order, you know what I mean? (CHUCKLES) 313 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,639 So what's up? 314 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,174 I just wanted to roll through 315 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:59,744 and pick up a Bumble sack of that Blueberry Purp. 316 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,813 You guys are not out, are you? 317 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,315 That fat motherfucker didn't wipe you out again, did he? 318 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,650 Blueberry Purp. 319 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,951 Yeah he better get over here. 320 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,220 We got a lot in right from East Palo Alto. 321 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,488 Better hurry up before Zuckerburg 322 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,522 gets it all, man. 323 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,757 He's been wiping us out. 324 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,926 Nice, I'll be through in about 30. 325 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,895 Just gonna pick up some breakfast burritos first. 326 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,130 Do you want any? 327 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,598 No no, I don't want any burritos. 328 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,799 Hey, and when you get here, 329 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,401 you better have some fetti too, okay? 330 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,036 'Cause this shit ain't free. 331 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,604 Yeah. 332 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,406 Player's price though, right? 333 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,508 Of course man, you're fam. 334 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,044 Cool, don't trip man, I got you. 335 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,612 I just got paid. 336 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,080 What do you mean paid? 337 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,349 Paid like you got a job? 338 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,484 Yeah man. 339 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,651 He says he has a job. 340 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,153 No. 341 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,755 Yeah man. 342 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,757 It pays hella good. 343 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,259 I only work on weekends. 344 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,527 Okay I'll bite. 345 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,728 Doing what? 346 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,398 Man, I ain't telling you shit. 347 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,966 You always hatin'. 348 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,168 You dress up like a clown 349 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,203 doing kids birthday parties. 350 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,071 No. 351 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,709 You just said you only work on the weekends. 352 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,045 Stop being a pussy, just tell me. 353 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,447 Damn, all right man, shit. 354 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,284 I work at the old folks home. 355 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,352 That's it? 356 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,753 That's it. 357 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,189 JIMMY: What'd he say? 358 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,190 You're lying. 359 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,792 Anyways, when you get here, 360 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,527 I'll get it out of you, trust me. 361 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,361 Oscar. 362 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,295 Yes. 363 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,530 You're telling me to hurry, 364 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,265 but you're taking up all my time. 365 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,533 Just hurry up. 366 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,701 Hey you better save me some of that Blueberry. 367 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,170 I got you. 368 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,237 All right. 369 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,238 All right. 370 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,073 Late. 371 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:35,907 Later. 372 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:36,774 Is he coming? 373 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:37,809 He's coming. 374 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:38,976 Fucking weirdo. 375 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,344 (SCOFFS) 376 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,246 Give me my towel back. 377 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,751 Go man, do something! 378 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,819 JIMMY: Damn dude. 379 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:48,920 I'm going on break now. 380 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,388 JIMMY: Where you going? 381 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,724 (UPBEAT HIP HOP MUSIC) 382 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,067 ♪ I grew up in that Hayward city ♪ 383 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,368 ♪ Life was shitty ♪ 384 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,704 ♪ Poor welfare, food ♪ stamps, but don't pity ♪ 385 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,139 ♪ North side represent ♪ 386 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,540 ♪ Red shirt, khaki pants ♪ 387 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,675 ♪ I came up in this feet ♪ 388 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,310 ♪ I take it a pinta chance ♪ 389 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,511 ♪ Got a sweet nine mil ♪ 390 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,979 ♪ Fuck, I hate Santa Rita ♪ 391 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,448 ♪ All my felonies bleeded ♪ down to misdemeanor ♪ 392 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,983 ♪ But these pigs wanna hassle ♪ 393 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,518 ♪ Fuck with my hustle ♪ 394 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,154 ♪ Pull that beater over in ♪ that old school bustle ♪ 395 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,356 ♪ Never got a break got the feds ♪ 396 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:30,061 So, how many years did your twin brother serve? 397 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,263 My twin brother only served three years. 398 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,764 I got 10. 399 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,566 I was a cop. 400 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,236 They wanted to make an example. 401 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,239 10 long years. 402 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,276 But I'm almost done. 403 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,378 Been in this pre-release unit for, 404 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,313 I don't know, a week? 405 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,716 Any moment now, I get my life back. 406 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,718 How about you? 407 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,221 Those whackas gave me seven bloody years 408 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,056 in this hell hole. 409 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,459 All I could wish for was the destruction 410 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,095 of Barney Bumble and his ghetto crew. 411 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,397 I won't have my life back until I've destroyed his. 412 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,932 You ain't gotta tell me. 413 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,767 I'd kill every single one of those motherfuckers, 414 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,003 if I'd get my hands on 'em. 415 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,771 I don't know about the Barney fella, 416 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,473 but because of his friends, 417 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,942 I lost my job, got sent to prison, 418 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,478 and all the money me and my brother ever made 419 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,914 was gone just like that. (SNAPPING FINGERS) 420 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,415 I was smart about that. 421 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,752 I put my assets in my family's name overseas. 422 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,221 I used what I could in here to make friends. 423 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,089 The only friend I had was my brother. 424 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,691 Where's your brother now? 425 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,860 Eh, he moved back east. 426 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,029 East Oakland? 427 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,498 No, East Coast. 428 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,802 Couldn't stand California anymore. 429 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,671 Poor bastard had to toss a few salads 430 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,639 to survive in here, ah. 431 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:53,711 We've all had to do some undesirable things in this place. 432 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,880 So, what about you? 433 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,015 How did a ex-cop survive in here? 434 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,617 Are you kidding me? 435 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,620 They put me in protective custody as soon as I touched down 436 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,522 Lucky Bobby. 437 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,026 Bobby? 438 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,595 I forget how misinformed you Yanks are. 439 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,796 Bobby is, 440 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,731 what do you that call in your, hood? 441 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,366 Po Po, Police, yes. 442 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,336 I don't know about that. 443 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,238 I might have been a PC but I had to grow 444 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,006 eyes in the back of my head. 445 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,076 seemed like every single inmate had it out for me. 446 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,911 But I've been lucky, I guess. 447 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:30,848 If you want to call it luck being locked up 23 hours 448 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,583 a day in a single cell. 449 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,218 Shit! 450 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,487 So How could your brother feel now 451 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,490 about those white guys that locked him up? 452 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,459 Is he still is livid as you are? 453 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,661 I don't think so. 454 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,895 He moved on. 455 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,097 He started a family. 456 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,766 I barely hear from him anymore. 457 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,869 Every once in a while he puts money on my books 458 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,271 for my birthday. 459 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,373 I miss him. 460 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,644 Well, let me tell you something, Evans. 461 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,680 I'm in the P.C unit as well, awaiting release. 462 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,783 I have a friend outside who was released a few months back. 463 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,685 I set him up. 464 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,755 We have a place to stay and a car. 465 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,824 And first thing I'm doing is the undoing 466 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,560 of the Bumble and his ghetto friend. 467 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,029 Will you join me? 468 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,998 Hell fucking yes I'll join you. 469 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,833 Pip pip and all the good stuff. 470 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,935 Chap, chapity chap, chap! 471 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,936 Right on. 472 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,374 (CAR ENGINE REVS) 473 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,489 What are you doing? 474 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,058 Cruisin' cousin. 475 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:48,859 Yeah, but 476 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,562 why are you bobbing your head? 477 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,997 There's no music on. 478 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,233 The music is in my head, Yadadamean? 479 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,004 That's fucking crazy man. 480 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,139 You don't hear it bro? 481 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,577 This shit slammin'. 482 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,081 (CHUCKLES) 483 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,782 I wanna put some real music on 'cause people 484 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,852 are gonna think we're weird, man. 485 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,655 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 486 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,990 (LAUGHING) 487 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,238 Turtle! 488 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,639 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 489 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,540 Oh shit. 490 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,878 Relax bro, I come in peace. 491 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,179 I'm bearing gifts. 492 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,717 Proceed. 493 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,685 I know I only owe you two bucks but I figured 494 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:25,923 $50 should cover the interest and we could be good. 495 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,591 Oh, is that what you thought? 496 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,961 Man that's 11 years, that's 50 bucks, take it? 497 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:31,862 Truce? 498 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:38,936 Fuck it. 499 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:39,770 Truce. 500 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,704 Yeah, awesome. 501 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:41,972 Can't wait. 502 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,541 I've been wanting to come here so long. 503 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,310 Heard you guys got the fattest stacks and best weed in Cali. 504 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:47,611 That is true. 505 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,015 All right man, what can we do for you? 506 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,550 I don't know, what do you recommend? 507 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:53,818 OSCAR: How much you got? 508 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,287 I got two stacks right now. 509 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,359 Two stacks. 510 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,629 All right, well, we're gonna start him with some Einstein. 511 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:06,764 'cause that shit is lit. 512 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,932 True. 513 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,866 OSCAR: Then we're gonna move on 514 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,100 to the blueberry adits, nice. 515 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,268 JIMMY: Don't forget about the blueberry. 516 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,170 Why is it called blueberry? 517 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,339 A few years back some brothers buried some bud, 518 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,874 next to a blueberry bush. 519 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,342 So now that shit comes up smelling 520 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:19,543 and tasting like blueberry. 521 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,377 So good. 522 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,212 For real? 523 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:22,146 Yeah. 524 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,114 But but, last but not least, 525 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,816 you gotta get the Bumble broccoli. 526 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,284 That's the shit that put us on the map. 527 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,385 Best weed ever. 528 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,087 I heard of that shit bro, 529 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,489 whatever happened to Bumble, 530 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,923 I heard he's a legend around these places. 531 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,627 Yeah, he's still our partner but we run the shop. 532 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,996 Well, he's got other things on his plate. 533 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,965 He found a higher calling. 534 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,032 Oh shit. 535 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,267 He's a fucking priest? 536 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,202 Well, at least that's what he says he is. 537 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:48,005 The Bay Area's high society is now working 538 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,708 for a higher authority. 539 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,009 That's legit. 540 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,478 Yeah. 541 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,547 You know what, I just thought of something. 542 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,216 Being that it's his first time here. 543 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,885 I think we should hook him up 544 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,087 with a free edible, on the house. 545 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,856 Go get the weed, I'll get your edible for you buddy. 546 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,625 Thanks, I appreciate it, bruh. 547 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,593 OSCAR: Not a problem. 548 00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,395 All right, let's see. 549 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,765 (CHUCKLES) 550 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,600 I'ma hook you up man. 551 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,971 That's awesome, appreciate it. 552 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,649 Here you go, man. 553 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,783 All right man. 554 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:33,717 Hey, don't be smoking this 555 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:34,785 shit all in all one day, okay. 556 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,020 It might get you sick. 557 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,054 Yeah man make sure you choose a variety. 558 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,789 A lot of passion in reason. 559 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,791 For sure, for sure and again, 560 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,060 I really appreciate it and I'm glad were good man. 561 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,062 Hey, we're good. 562 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:48,132 (LIGHT SYNTH MUSIC) 563 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:51,669 (DOOR CLOSES) 564 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:52,903 (LAUGHS) 565 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,605 You're a fucking dick dude, I'm serious. 566 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,472 Fuck him. 567 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:56,774 He deserves it. 568 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:57,608 Man he came here with a truce man, 569 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:58,442 Why would you do that? 570 00:22:58,444 --> 00:22:59,777 Still, fuck him. 571 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,011 Yeah. 572 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,346 Wait, what's the worse that's gonna happen? 573 00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:03,581 He'll shit a little. 574 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,283 Man how many pills did you put in there? 575 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,117 Six. 576 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:07,952 Six? 577 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,219 Its six. 578 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,356 Man, I just took one and now I gotta shit. 579 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,457 No shit? 580 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:14,491 Pun intended. 581 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:15,426 (LAUGHS) 582 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,160 I'll see you in two hours. 583 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:16,994 Yeah. 584 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,296 (LAUGHING) 585 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,969 (UPBEAT HIP HOP MUSIC) 586 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,183 (SIGHS) 587 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,858 Comin' or what? 588 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,393 Nah I'm just gonna chill right here. 589 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:51,629 Roll up some of this weed. 590 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,265 Get me an egg and a chorizo on a flour though. 591 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,166 Yeah. 592 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,104 Salsa? 593 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,307 Mild, Hot or deadly? 594 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:04,408 Deadly, cuz. 595 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,710 I want shit to numb my tongue. 596 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:07,778 I got you. 597 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:14,451 (PHONE RINGS) 598 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,888 What it do, boo? 599 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,523 Hey baby. 600 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:21,759 Just here thinking of you. 601 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,963 Oh yeah, for real? 602 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,198 Yes, I was thinking that 603 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:33,837 maybe we can get to know each other better. 604 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:36,240 I've been waiting for this. 605 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,808 I know you have. 606 00:24:39,412 --> 00:24:42,312 And now I think I'm ready. 607 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,981 Is there right? 608 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:44,815 So tell me something. 609 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,917 What you wearing mommy? 610 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:49,787 Just a tank top and some shorts. 611 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:53,323 But I won't be wearing shit by the time you get here. 612 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,391 Wow! 613 00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:55,959 You being real with me? 614 00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:56,794 Yes! 615 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:58,062 I'm being real. 616 00:24:58,064 --> 00:24:59,997 But don't keep me waiting too long. 617 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,231 Don't trip babe. 618 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:04,334 I'll be there soon as I can. 619 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,703 I heard that 620 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:06,704 Heard what? 621 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,072 All that lapping. 622 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,373 You like? 623 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:13,277 - She's wet already. (GIGGLES) 624 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:16,880 Woo! 625 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,282 Rick Flair, boy. 626 00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:22,920 (UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC) 627 00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:45,109 ♪ I'm blazing zips ♪ 628 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,510 ♪ You could find me on curb ♪ 629 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,045 ♪ Getting stoned never home ♪ 630 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,546 ♪ Letin' that Budweiser first ♪ 631 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,647 ♪ Pitch is my blood type ♪ 632 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:52,216 ♪ I mean the roast in the buds ♪ 633 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,719 ♪ Stayin smoked, we keep it ♪ lit up under the county son ♪ 634 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,355 ♪ Might hit the six foot or that ♪ eight foot before I'm bong ♪ 635 00:25:58,357 --> 00:25:59,957 ♪ I split up seven chocolate billies ♪ 636 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,558 ♪ Rolling two foot feet long ♪ 637 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,795 ♪ My gone, when I reside up ♪ in that indoor smoke dome ♪ 638 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:07,631 ♪ Tension on them bones ♪ blowing chronic out my nose ♪ 639 00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:10,267 ♪ Mary jane right that ♪ bitch will blow you away ♪ 640 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,602 ♪ Hook up with Garcia Vega ♪ 641 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:13,937 ♪ Have you huggin' up on some tanquerey ♪ 642 00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:15,172 ♪ Hey blaze the weed up ♪ 643 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,006 (RECORD SCRATCHING) 644 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,374 Hey bro. 645 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,143 What the fuck? 646 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:21,011 Mafa's always get shot. 647 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:25,415 That windshield is fucked but don't let your day suck. 648 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,484 The squeegee man is here 649 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,524 Man this motherfucker tripping. 650 00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:35,025 Hey bro, get off the car. 651 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,026 MAN: What? 652 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,394 Little man? 653 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,263 Why you mess with me? 654 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:44,334 All I wanna do is make your windshield clean and shiny 655 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,372 Hey bro, we don't need the windshield clean. 656 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,207 This motherfucker's crazy. 657 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:51,942 Told you we don't need the windshield clean bro. 658 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:55,445 (LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 659 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:03,320 (WIPER BUTTON BUZZING) 660 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:04,888 The shit! 661 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:06,356 (LAUGHS) 662 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,091 Okay, that'll be $3. 663 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,562 I ain't giving you shit. 664 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,666 Okay, how about two bucks. 665 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:16,567 No shit? 666 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,003 You not gon' pay me? 667 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:21,638 Fuck no! 668 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,639 Fuck you! 669 00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:25,209 Fuck you bro. 670 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,610 Fuck you back! 671 00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:27,845 Fucking bitch. 672 00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:32,850 (SIGHS) 673 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:37,955 what the fuck bro? 674 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,189 Dirty ass old man 675 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:41,358 (LAUGHS) 676 00:27:42,728 --> 00:27:44,127 What the fuck! 677 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,666 (SCREAMS) 678 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,500 Fuck! 679 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,803 (GASPS) 680 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:53,670 I can't see. 681 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,740 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 682 00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:01,545 (BARFS) 683 00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:05,082 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 684 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:06,617 El diablo sauce. 685 00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:07,985 I can't breathe. 686 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,587 El diablo sauce! 687 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:14,024 (CRYING) 688 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,427 Fucking asshole. 689 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:19,796 (LAUGHS) 690 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,366 Bro, that was fucking crazy. 691 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:27,170 Fuck, the fuck was that bums problem anyway? 692 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:30,807 Cuz, I told him, don't clean the fuckin' windshield. 693 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:32,843 The motherfucker kept insisting. 694 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,913 Then he asked me for money like it was hella cool. 695 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:39,383 I told him fuck you and you seen the rest. 696 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,285 Fuck that sick fuck. 697 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:45,622 Shit, now I'm gonna clean the fucking car. 698 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:53,096 Probably had T.B. or something. 699 00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:55,432 Sick cuddy, fucking sick. 700 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,002 I know, man. 701 00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:05,709 Hey where's my burrito? 702 00:29:05,711 --> 00:29:08,412 (BOTH LAUGH) 703 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,213 Its on the bums face! 704 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,850 And I hope that fucking Diablo 705 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:16,520 sauce really burned his face off. 706 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:17,921 It looked like it really did. 707 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,289 Shit. 708 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,591 (CHUCKLES) 709 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:27,631 To be real though, I ain't even really hungry no more. 710 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:32,169 As soon as you said tuberculosis I got grossed the fuck out. 711 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:33,770 I know man. 712 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:37,040 Name sounds hella crazy that's why I said T.B. 713 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:41,244 Yeah, besides imma go eat something else. 714 00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:42,612 What? 715 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,415 Tanji, that new bitch. 716 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:47,884 She called me told me to come over. 717 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:48,852 For real? 718 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,154 Yeah, bro. 719 00:29:52,725 --> 00:29:54,958 It's on the way to Bombalicious. 720 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,295 Just drop me off, I'll get a ride home. 721 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,697 All right. 722 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,301 I thought you were done fucking with this girl man. 723 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,836 Didn't you take her out like three times 724 00:30:05,838 --> 00:30:07,971 and you aint got no pussy? 725 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:10,640 Yeah bro but this time she called me up 726 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,909 talking about she's all hot and bothered 727 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:16,413 and when I get over she's gonna be naked. 728 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,783 Sure she aint fucking with you, man? 729 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:23,754 Nah bro, I think she's finally ready to play. 730 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,056 All right. 731 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:29,693 Where the fuck is that blunt at? 732 00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:33,597 Oh yeah, I dropped it because of that fucking asshole. 733 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:34,498 Bingo! 734 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:37,534 Fire it up! 735 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:44,574 And get high as a kite. 736 00:30:46,712 --> 00:30:49,813 (UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC) 737 00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:16,840 Let me tell you something, Evans. 738 00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:18,408 I'll be ready. 739 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:19,576 (EVANS SCOFFS) 740 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:21,311 EVANS: Fuck yeah! 741 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:23,880 Poppins! 742 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:24,781 Evans! 743 00:31:25,818 --> 00:31:26,750 Yeah. 744 00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:28,185 Where the hell you guys been? 745 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:28,985 They've been calling your name for 10 minutes. 746 00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:29,786 We were right here. 747 00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:30,587 We can't go anywhere. 748 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:31,288 What is this officer? 749 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:32,289 It's time. 750 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,290 For what? 751 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:34,291 Hasn't been an hour yet. 752 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,026 Relax were getting out. 753 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:39,529 Yes, both of you made Release, along with Garcia here. 754 00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:40,997 Now eat the wall, turn around. 755 00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:42,799 I've been waiting for this moment for seven years. 756 00:31:42,801 --> 00:31:44,367 EVANS: Yeah try 10. 757 00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:46,570 What I've only been here for three. 758 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:47,537 Three? 759 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:48,505 You're lucky motherfucker. 760 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,607 COP: Y'all Shut the fuck up. 761 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:53,143 You're all lucky motherfuckers 762 00:31:56,949 --> 00:31:58,882 all right, turn around. 763 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,619 Ya'll some lucky motherfuckers. 764 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:04,721 Now If you do everything we asked, 765 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:07,891 you can get the hell out of here quickly. 766 00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:11,261 If you give anyone shit, or don't do what we ask, 767 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:15,966 your release can take days, if not even longer. 768 00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,034 See when someone's an asshole. 769 00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:20,704 Their papers wind up missing. 770 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:21,838 You got me? 771 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,672 Yes, sir. 772 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:23,507 Absolutely, sir. 773 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:25,308 No problem, sir. 774 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:28,345 Good, now march forward and stay in line. 775 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:31,915 (UPBEAT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 776 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:40,891 (UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC) 777 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,158 MARIO: There, there. 778 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,194 ARNIE: All right, cuz. 779 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,496 Let me know if you need me to pick you up later. 780 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,164 I'll be at Bombalicious. 781 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,232 All right. 782 00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:28,672 (LIGHT SYNTH MUSIC) 783 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:31,308 (DOOR CLICKING) 784 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:32,742 Hey man, can I use the restroom? 785 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:35,178 Hey kid, this is an adults' store you can't be here. 786 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,846 What type of store is this? 787 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,281 Hey man this is an adults only, you gotta get out 788 00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:39,883 or we gonna get in trouble. 789 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:41,785 Hey, is that a brownie? 790 00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:44,454 Yeah, but you can't have that brownie man, you gotta go. 791 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,789 No, you gotta go. 792 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,691 You fools are crazy. 793 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:54,998 (DOOR CLICKING) 794 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:03,173 Hey, you don't let kids use the bathroom? 795 00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:06,076 Oh, it's that reverse racism, I get it. 796 00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:08,812 No man this is an adult store. 797 00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:15,185 Hey, Duke Junior, go and take a duke by the car. 798 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:16,553 You got any samples? 799 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,856 Yeah, don't tell' em I gave you this. 800 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,126 Thank you. 801 00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:24,594 All right, man. 802 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,165 These white people. 803 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:32,669 (DOOR CLICKING) 804 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:36,239 (UPBEAT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 805 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:05,068 This is my good friend. 806 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:05,969 Tommy Boy. 807 00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:09,072 Hey, nice to meet you. 808 00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:10,273 Likewise. 809 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,008 Why do they call you Tommy Boy? 810 00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:14,110 When I was first locked up when I was 18, 811 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,313 the inmates said I looked 12. 812 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,682 First names Tommy, hence Tommy Boy. 813 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:21,017 Wow, that must have been hard on you. 814 00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:24,487 It was pretty rough, till I learned to defend myself. 815 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:25,388 How so? 816 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:28,258 I made shanks out of anything I could find. 817 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,492 Dirty razors. 818 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,261 I didn't give a fuck, throwaways. 819 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:33,396 Cut a few dicks off literally. 820 00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,465 They learned after that. 821 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,335 Enough with the formalities, Tommy. 822 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:40,937 What do you have on Bumble? 823 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:43,239 Not gonna believe this one, Larry. 824 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:45,342 LARRY: Well, let's have it. 825 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:47,610 Word has it he's in seminary school. 826 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:49,679 What the hell is seminary school? 827 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,716 It's where one goes to become a priest. 828 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,417 You've got to be kidding. 829 00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:57,153 Barney Bumble the priest? 830 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,389 Not kidding you, Larry. 831 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:03,159 Word has he has a dispensary opened up with a couple guys 832 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:07,163 from his crew, the black guy and the big fellow. 833 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,966 And I guess Barney joined the priesthood 834 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,501 and called it his calling. 835 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,170 Well, is the shop still open? 836 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:19,776 Yes, its one of Oakland's most finest. 837 00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:21,244 Well holy shit! 838 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:23,680 No pun intended. 839 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:24,981 I'm gobsmacked. 840 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,183 Here you go again. 841 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,386 What the hell is gobsmacked? 842 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,788 Its astonished, astounded. 843 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,624 You guys need to speak English. 844 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:37,494 How far is place you've found us? 845 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:42,332 It's about 20 minutes from here, you wanna take a look? 846 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:46,803 No, this establishment, what's it called? 847 00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:52,909 You're gonna love this one, it's called Bombalicious. 848 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,445 The fuck is a a Bombalicious? 849 00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:58,848 Bumble and his ghetto crew, I hate them. 850 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,487 Bombalicious, ghetto. 851 00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:11,795 (UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC) 852 00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:13,196 What's up man? 853 00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:15,165 Arnie, what's up man? 854 00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:17,133 Burrito? 855 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:18,334 Hell no man. 856 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:20,603 I had my steel cut oatmeal this morning. 857 00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:21,871 Oatmeal? 858 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:25,141 Yeah, that's why I'm fucking cute. 859 00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:26,543 Anyway where's Jimmy at? 860 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:29,546 In the shitter, for the past 30 minutes. 861 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:32,549 He was hella constipated I gave him some ex-lax. 862 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,517 he's finally catching up. 863 00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:37,353 I told that poo to stop smoking so much weed, man, 864 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,822 its gonna clog you up, you know? 865 00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:40,323 That's what that I said too 866 00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,392 but when you got all this on display every day in your face 867 00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:43,593 makes it kinda hard. 868 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:44,828 Shit! 869 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:47,030 You guys got the whole smorgasbord up in here. 870 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,498 Smorgasbord bro. 871 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:49,766 It's cool, You don't have to use big words. 872 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:50,834 You're good. 873 00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:54,237 It's the Einstein, gives you brain power, you know? 874 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,972 Brainpower. 875 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:57,240 Whoa, what's up Arnie? 876 00:37:57,242 --> 00:37:59,275 Woo, man, I feel so much better now. 877 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,210 Look who it is. 878 00:38:00,212 --> 00:38:01,211 ARNIE: What's up, bruh? 879 00:38:01,213 --> 00:38:02,412 Hey, man, I told you. 880 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:05,949 one of these for the occasional constipations 881 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,417 which you needed, correct? 882 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:09,185 You sound like a damn commercial all the time man. 883 00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:10,487 Stop it. 884 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:11,354 Burrito? 885 00:38:11,356 --> 00:38:12,822 No, no, no, man. 886 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,658 Oh no it's like already gotta shit again already, so no. 887 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:19,062 Why are you trying so hard to get rid of that burrito? 888 00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:20,663 Its a long story, bro. 889 00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:22,198 I lost my appetite. 890 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,368 Fucking bum pissed all over my car at the fucking taco shop. 891 00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:26,903 Oh that's nasty, man. 892 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,304 You always get through the weirdest shit. 893 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,539 You do. 894 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,674 Yo, speaking of some weird shit, remember 895 00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:33,576 that dude named Turtle? 896 00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:36,679 Oh yeah, Oscars always had been chasing him. 897 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:39,048 Yeah check it out. 898 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,550 He did him wrong. 899 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,785 ARNIE: What d'you do? 900 00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:44,487 Look he came in here earlier okay. 901 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:45,788 I haven't seen him in forever. 902 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:47,857 Tryna to shake my hand and make peace. 903 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:50,727 I didn't want to do it and I thought, 904 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:52,962 why don't we just make some money off of him? 905 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:54,531 And then I gave him an edible for free 906 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:55,798 'cause I'm a nice guy. 907 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,302 Yeah, and he shoved ex-lax in the edible. 908 00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:00,570 What the... 909 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:01,404 No! 910 00:39:01,406 --> 00:39:02,906 Yeah, fuck him man. 911 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:04,541 Remember one time he sprayed us with mace? 912 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,075 Yeah. 913 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,011 No man, he came in here and made a truce with you. 914 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,312 You shook his hand. 915 00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:11,915 You took $50, you're going to hell, man. 916 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:16,352 And then I changed my mind, I said fuck him, whatever. 917 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,287 Oh, wow. 918 00:39:17,289 --> 00:39:18,354 Where's the Blueberry? 919 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,756 It's right here. 920 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,591 ARNIE: Cool, let me get a Bumble sack 921 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:23,459 of that, Einstein too. 922 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:26,996 All right, that's back there so, be back. 923 00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:29,132 You might get a discount, we'll see. 924 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:30,600 So where's your cousin? 925 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:31,834 I don't know man. 926 00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:34,203 Probably deep in some pussy by now. 927 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,307 That dude is always fucking anybody, anything. 928 00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:38,207 Nasty. 929 00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,610 (INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) (GIGGLES) 930 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:43,246 WOMAN: You've been a bad boy. 931 00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:44,314 MARIO: Yes ma'am. 932 00:39:44,316 --> 00:39:46,449 WOMAN: You liked this? 933 00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:47,350 Yeah. 934 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,753 WOMAN: Yes, what? 935 00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:52,221 Yes ma'am. 936 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:57,293 (GIGGLES) You've been a bad, bad boy, 937 00:39:57,829 --> 00:39:58,795 haven't you? 938 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:00,830 MARIO: Yes ma'am. 939 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,766 You gonna clean this mess you've made, right? 940 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,501 MARIO: Yes ma'am. 941 00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:09,739 WOMAN: You're gonna clean me up, right? 942 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:10,673 MARIO: Mm hm. 943 00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:11,741 (CAT MEOWS) 944 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:12,875 What? 945 00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:13,943 Yes ma'am. 946 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:17,981 (GIGGLES) Good boy. 947 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:19,749 That's a good boy. 948 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,819 (LIGHT SYNTH MUSIC) 949 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,631 (CAT MEOWS) 950 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:35,531 Okay mutt. 951 00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:39,936 Get under the covers 952 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,838 and get to work. 953 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,707 I'll let you take the panties off. 954 00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,514 MARIO: What the fuck is that? 955 00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:52,382 What? 956 00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:58,187 This, what the fuck is this? 957 00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,155 What? 958 00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:01,591 Not what you were expecting? 959 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:03,192 Fuck no. 960 00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:06,863 (SIGHS) Relax, I was born with both of them 961 00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:09,699 but I identify myself as a woman. 962 00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:14,771 You like these, don't you? 963 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:17,006 Yeah, 964 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:20,710 Well, now you can have the best of both worlds. 965 00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:24,380 Plus I have a nice, tight bleached asshole. 966 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,251 You can pound if you want. 967 00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:31,020 Fuck it 968 00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:33,956 (SIGHS) 969 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,958 I'll try anything once. 970 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:38,127 Good boy 971 00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:41,431 ♪ I want you baby ♪ 972 00:41:41,433 --> 00:41:43,032 ♪ You drive me crazy ♪ 973 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:45,001 ♪ I'll be your lady ♪ 974 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,537 ♪ Make me my can bae ♪ 975 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:51,240 (LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 976 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:52,275 Oh my god! 977 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:54,377 This is the best chicken soup 978 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,713 I've had my whole fucking life. 979 00:41:56,715 --> 00:41:58,114 Sick cheese my man. 980 00:41:58,116 --> 00:42:00,316 (MUMBLES) 981 00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:03,352 Jeez. 982 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,089 Please have the rest of mine. 983 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:09,192 Don't you touch that (MUTTERS). 984 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,893 Well we can share it. 985 00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:12,261 Come on, man. 986 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,831 I was 10 years you only seven. 987 00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,234 Come on, come on, well share. 988 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:21,037 I'll even give you the big piece. 989 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,639 (CHEWS LOUDLY) 990 00:42:23,641 --> 00:42:24,874 Are there any more? 991 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:25,708 Are there any more? 992 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,009 No? 993 00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:28,044 So, what do you wanna do first? 994 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,112 Oh my god! 995 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:33,216 Did you purchase the laptop like I asked you. 996 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:34,117 Yes, sir 997 00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:36,419 Go fetch it, young man. 998 00:42:36,421 --> 00:42:37,487 All right. 999 00:42:47,532 --> 00:42:50,933 For the lords sake, use a serviette. 1000 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,435 EVANS: Soviet? 1001 00:42:52,437 --> 00:42:54,036 Serviette. 1002 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:55,538 What? 1003 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:58,274 Man I'm gonna have to get used to your ebonics. 1004 00:42:58,276 --> 00:42:59,242 Ebonics! 1005 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:00,676 I speak the Queens english! 1006 00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:04,046 I speak the Queen of English too, Queens, New York. 1007 00:43:04,048 --> 00:43:06,249 (MUTTERS) 1008 00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:12,955 The first thing we should do is search for Barney Bumble. 1009 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,358 Is Google still in vogue? 1010 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,994 Google's still a thing, yeah. 1011 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:26,569 There he is with his stupid umbrella. 1012 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:32,208 Go ahead and click it. 1013 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,943 I wanna see what he looks like. 1014 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:37,280 (UPBEAT HIP HOP MUSIC) 1015 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,819 LARRY: The shit kids listen to nowadays. 1016 00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:44,353 I kinda like it. 1017 00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:47,356 ♪ It's that pimp, mack, ♪ hustla from the O ♪ 1018 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,324 EVANS: Wait a minute. 1019 00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:50,526 ♪ I ain't fuckin' with blow ♪ 1020 00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:52,862 I know that Mexican asshole right there. 1021 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:55,097 ♪ All the bitches love to taste my sack ♪ 1022 00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:58,601 And that bitch that got me busted giving me head. 1023 00:43:58,603 --> 00:44:00,136 ♪ And a fat-ass Expi on top o' dat ♪ 1024 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,638 EVANS: Bitch got me fucking sex charges. 1025 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,407 You have no idea man. 1026 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:06,209 ♪ It'll take a whole army ♪ to fuck with Barney ♪ 1027 00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:07,443 EVANS: Fucking bitch! 1028 00:44:07,445 --> 00:44:09,946 I got sex charges because of her! 1029 00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:11,447 Filthy, pure filth. 1030 00:44:11,449 --> 00:44:12,982 Enough of this rubbish. 1031 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,985 What are the particulars on the shop? 1032 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,520 (LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 1033 00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:18,654 What do you mean, like where it's at and shit? 1034 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,156 Yes. 1035 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:23,426 Bro, I told you its like few blocks away on 73rd. 1036 00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:25,428 What about the telly? 1037 00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:26,696 Let me ask Google. 1038 00:44:26,698 --> 00:44:28,030 You're gonna call them? 1039 00:44:28,032 --> 00:44:29,866 No, Tommy Boy's gonna call them, 1040 00:44:29,868 --> 00:44:32,802 they might recognize our voices. 1041 00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:35,004 Hey Google, what's number for Bombalicious? 1042 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:39,976 GOOGLE AI: Bombalicious can be contacted at 510-555-6969. 1043 00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:41,510 What do you want me to say? 1044 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,345 Shh! 1045 00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:43,946 Let me think. 1046 00:44:43,948 --> 00:44:46,282 (LAUGHS) 1047 00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:47,450 I'm thinking. 1048 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:53,823 (SIGHS) 1049 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:57,226 Man that "out too munch" sign is genius bro. 1050 00:44:58,062 --> 00:44:59,195 I know man. 1051 00:45:00,598 --> 00:45:02,131 Whenever we need take a smoke break 1052 00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:04,267 we just put that sign out there. 1053 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,402 Let's get to the point. 1054 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:09,372 This new job the old folks home thing, 1055 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,606 what do you do? 1056 00:45:10,608 --> 00:45:12,575 You mean your lazy ass really got a job? 1057 00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:13,709 OSCAR: That's what I'm saying? 1058 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:14,543 Yeah. 1059 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,745 Wait. 1060 00:45:15,747 --> 00:45:18,047 You two bastards think I can't get a job? 1061 00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,548 It's not that you can't get a job, 1062 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:21,150 you keep getting jobs but you just keep 1063 00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:22,485 getting fired from all jobs. 1064 00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:23,719 (LAUGHS) 1065 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:27,023 Man you confusing me with my cousin bro. 1066 00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:28,724 Okay, wait a minute, what about that job 1067 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,359 you had at Rasputins? 1068 00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:32,261 Got caught stealing CDs. 1069 00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,697 I didn't steal shit, I told you guys. 1070 00:45:34,699 --> 00:45:37,300 Look the Darkroom Familia guys were over there 1071 00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,268 signing the autographs and shit. 1072 00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:42,071 Dude gave me an autographed CD. 1073 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:45,274 Fucking manager guy stole that shit. 1074 00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:47,610 What about the time that you somehow got a job 1075 00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:50,846 at a daycare and some kid almost died? 1076 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:56,319 What fucking kid doesn't like PB&J? 1077 00:45:56,321 --> 00:45:57,720 How the fuck would I know the little 1078 00:45:57,722 --> 00:46:00,256 bitch had a peanut allergy? 1079 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:03,392 She had a medical bracelet on, man. 1080 00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:05,728 Thought it was jewelry. 1081 00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:06,929 (SIGHS) 1082 00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,197 It was one of those EPI pen thingies. 1083 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,498 And then he still couldn't do shit. 1084 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,467 Some kid from the class had to save her 1085 00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:12,802 and give her a shot. 1086 00:46:12,804 --> 00:46:15,037 (SIGHS) 1087 00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:16,305 I'm afraid of needles. 1088 00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:17,840 Look, I don't care. 1089 00:46:17,842 --> 00:46:19,375 What do you do there? 1090 00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:20,876 All right. 1091 00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:25,181 I don't want you guys giving me any shit for it either. 1092 00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:28,517 I'm in charge of retrieving and washing 1093 00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,253 the soiled beddings. 1094 00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:32,888 That's it. 1095 00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:34,590 (LAUGHS) 1096 00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:36,759 So you're saying we don't have to give you shit anymore 1097 00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:38,461 'cause you keep getting it from these seniors. 1098 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:41,063 (LAUGHS) 1099 00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:43,532 ARNIE: But I'm getting 30 bucks an hour for that shit. 1100 00:46:43,534 --> 00:46:45,801 Okay, whatever that you getting from that, 1101 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,036 but let me ask you a question. 1102 00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:50,106 What's the worst shit you've seen of all? 1103 00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:51,273 Do I want to hear this? 1104 00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:52,108 I don't know if I do. 1105 00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:53,609 (CHUCKLES) 1106 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,011 That's easy. 1107 00:46:55,013 --> 00:46:57,413 Last week, this 90 nine year old lady 1108 00:46:57,415 --> 00:46:59,148 shat herself everywhere. 1109 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,517 So they called me to go retrieve her beddings 1110 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:03,386 and so when I get there, the nurse already pulled 1111 00:47:03,388 --> 00:47:05,154 her to the side and was holding her, 1112 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,889 she'd just took off her diaper. 1113 00:47:06,891 --> 00:47:09,125 So all you can see is this dripping, sagging, 1114 00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:12,361 wrinkled, white ass smothered in shit. 1115 00:47:14,298 --> 00:47:18,167 As I was pulling her shit-wet sheets from underneath her, 1116 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:21,170 the fucking crow goes at it and again. 1117 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,706 Look like fucking purple prune juice coming out of there. 1118 00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:25,841 So I panicked and I just bunched up the sheets 1119 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,177 to try to shut her asshole, 1120 00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:30,312 but that shit didn't work. 1121 00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:31,580 It just came out 1122 00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:33,983 the side and top of the sheet. 1123 00:47:33,985 --> 00:47:36,085 Please tell me that you had gloves 1124 00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:37,153 (SCOFFS) 1125 00:47:37,155 --> 00:47:38,654 The little latex thing? 1126 00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:39,488 Anything? 1127 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:40,689 Something? 1128 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,992 It goes up to my elbows and that shit. 1129 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:44,293 (SIGHS) 1130 00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:45,428 Its disgusting dude. 1131 00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:46,662 Fucking nasty. 1132 00:47:46,664 --> 00:47:48,264 Yeah but I got overtime for that. 1133 00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:49,465 (PHONE RINGS) 1134 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:52,268 Man I don't think that $3000 is worth that. 1135 00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,437 ARNIE: Ain't the only time it happened. 1136 00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:56,872 You know somethin' man, you messed me up so bad right now. 1137 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,107 I think I'm constipating again. 1138 00:47:58,109 --> 00:47:59,442 My crap just called up my ass. 1139 00:47:59,444 --> 00:48:00,709 The phone's ringing, c'mon. 1140 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:01,577 (PHONE RINGS) 1141 00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:02,411 (PHONE BEEPING) 1142 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:03,245 Bombalicious. 1143 00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:04,113 Mind, body and soul. 1144 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:04,980 Soul! 1145 00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:07,216 Hello. 1146 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:08,317 Hey, how's it going brother? 1147 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:09,552 My name is Rocky Robbins. 1148 00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:11,654 I'm a reporter from "High Times" Magazine. 1149 00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:13,722 Is the owner available? 1150 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,192 Hey man, It's a reporter's from the "High Times" Magazine. 1151 00:48:16,194 --> 00:48:17,026 What? 1152 00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:17,860 I'm one of the owners. 1153 00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:19,395 I'm Jim with two Ms. 1154 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,932 Well, Jimmy, I want to do an exclusive on the shop. 1155 00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:26,102 If the editor likes what he sees, maybe even a cover story. 1156 00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:29,605 I understand you're very popular in the Bay Area. 1157 00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:31,974 Oh, that's right, we Oaktown's finest. 1158 00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:33,209 Its what I hear. 1159 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:34,743 Would it be possible to do an interview 1160 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:38,147 with your partners sometime tomorrow? 1161 00:48:38,149 --> 00:48:39,615 Yeah, 1162 00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:42,852 they wanna interview me and my partners. 1163 00:48:42,854 --> 00:48:44,186 Yeah, but it's just us though. 1164 00:48:44,188 --> 00:48:46,122 Barney is not even here. 1165 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:48,757 Hey, look well, tomorrow's fine, but just it's gonna be 1166 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,426 you know, it's only me and Oscar. 1167 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,128 Barney is not here. 1168 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:54,630 Oh, is that Mr. Bumble? 1169 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:55,865 Yeah, yeah. 1170 00:48:55,867 --> 00:48:56,999 He's at a seminary school somewhere 1171 00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:58,601 in Sacramento, you know. 1172 00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,536 I understand. 1173 00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:02,938 And that will be fine if it's just two. 1174 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,541 I'm sure you can fill me in and about Mr. Bumble. 1175 00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:06,909 Oh yeah. 1176 00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:09,678 Oh, I'd like to take some pictures as well. 1177 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,413 That'd be fine. 1178 00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:14,116 Okay, sir try for 12. 1179 00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:15,317 I'll phone you when I get in, 1180 00:49:15,319 --> 00:49:16,819 if that's all right, yeah? 1181 00:49:16,821 --> 00:49:17,653 Yeah man. 1182 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:18,487 That's good. 1183 00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:19,355 That's good. 1184 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:20,389 Thank you. 1185 00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:21,891 Oh, no sir. 1186 00:49:21,893 --> 00:49:23,259 Thank you. 1187 00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:24,860 Huh? 1188 00:49:24,862 --> 00:49:26,095 (PHONE BEEPING) 1189 00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:27,830 How did I do? 1190 00:49:27,832 --> 00:49:30,799 Brilliant my man, brilliant. 1191 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,301 Oh I have a plan. 1192 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,336 But first we must drive to Sacramento to make sure 1193 00:49:34,338 --> 00:49:38,240 our green umbrella fella is becoming a priest. 1194 00:49:43,948 --> 00:49:45,814 Hey, welcome to Bombalicious. 1195 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,183 Come on in, man. 1196 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:48,384 What can I get for you? 1197 00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:50,119 What's up brother? 1198 00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,790 Don't ask me I can't sign? 1199 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,326 Oh shit. 1200 00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:59,028 Don't worry guys, I got this guys. 1201 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:01,497 I knew a mute in high school. 1202 00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:09,171 Sorry, we're out of weed. 1203 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,341 How can I help you bro? 1204 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,344 Thank you, brother. 1205 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,979 Glad you know sign. 1206 00:50:18,382 --> 00:50:20,950 I want bumble sack of cookies. 1207 00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:30,226 He wants a bumble sack of cookies. 1208 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:32,595 What are you waiting for? 1209 00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:33,429 Get him some weed man. 1210 00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,798 JIMMY: Okay, okay. 1211 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,701 Hey, tell him it's on the house 1212 00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:41,537 and that were sorry for the wait. 1213 00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:46,175 It's on the house, sorry for the wait. 1214 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:50,179 Thank you. 1215 00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:53,582 (UPBEAT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 1216 00:51:05,029 --> 00:51:06,562 What the fuck did I just watch? 1217 00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:07,997 Why are you talking like that? 1218 00:51:07,999 --> 00:51:10,266 Hey man, what's up with you with that guy? 1219 00:51:10,268 --> 00:51:11,367 What did I do? 1220 00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:12,801 I just signed with the guy. 1221 00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,803 No man, you was sounding like Marlee Matlin. 1222 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:17,039 I don't know and who the fuck is Marlee Matlin? 1223 00:51:17,041 --> 00:51:19,942 It's the deaf actress who signs and talks like that. 1224 00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:21,443 What the fuck are you talking about? 1225 00:51:21,445 --> 00:51:23,145 That's how all the mutes talk. 1226 00:51:23,147 --> 00:51:25,681 It's not mute asshole, it's deaf. 1227 00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:26,582 All right deaf. 1228 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,816 What the fuck dude. 1229 00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:30,252 I helped you guys out and you guys talk shit? 1230 00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:32,488 It took everything I had not to crack up before that guy. 1231 00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:33,856 (LAUGHS) 1232 00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:35,391 Yeah, me too man. 1233 00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:36,392 Yeah man it sound like you were 1234 00:51:36,394 --> 00:51:38,460 making fun of that guy. 1235 00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:41,163 Well, I can't help it. 1236 00:51:41,165 --> 00:51:43,799 I met some guy in high school and I can't help 1237 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:46,602 it if I talk like that when I sign language. 1238 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:49,271 That's how I talk, when I sign. 1239 00:51:51,909 --> 00:51:54,009 (LAUGHS) 1240 00:51:54,011 --> 00:51:55,644 You're a dick. 1241 00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:57,746 (LAUGHS) 1242 00:51:57,748 --> 00:51:59,615 That's some fucking shit. 1243 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,651 Yeah, it's some real fucked up shit. 1244 00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:05,487 You're such a dip shit bro. 1245 00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:07,389 Get your ass off me. 1246 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:10,893 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1247 00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:12,361 Hey guys, about one block away. 1248 00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:14,563 I told you we'd be here before six. 1249 00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:17,566 This baby's accurate to the minute and miles. 1250 00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:20,269 Technology today is absolutely amazing. 1251 00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:24,506 We didn't even have the I-cellphone when I got locked up. 1252 00:52:24,508 --> 00:52:27,743 It's iPhone bro, just iPhone. 1253 00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:29,211 Whatever, dude. 1254 00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:32,948 (CAR ENGINE REVS) 1255 00:52:36,053 --> 00:52:37,219 TOMMY: There it is guys. 1256 00:52:37,221 --> 00:52:38,887 All Saints Seminar. 1257 00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:44,793 How are you gonna find him, Larry? 1258 00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:46,962 Are you just gonna walk in and ask? 1259 00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:48,397 No, Evans. 1260 00:52:48,399 --> 00:52:51,367 I had Tommy Boy here call while he was scrubbing your ass 1261 00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:53,001 and inquire about Bumble. 1262 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:56,372 Yeah, apparently he's going in some 1263 00:52:56,374 --> 00:52:59,641 Narcotics Anonymous class every weeknight at six. 1264 00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:02,077 Poor bastard's having trouble kicking the weed. 1265 00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:03,579 Yet he still owns a pot shop. 1266 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:04,947 the irony. 1267 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:07,182 Yeah, well business is business. 1268 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,817 That is correct. 1269 00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:11,120 So if Tommy got the word from the street, 1270 00:53:11,122 --> 00:53:14,289 his own partners tell you, why do you still insist 1271 00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,892 on seeing this prick as a priest? 1272 00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:19,395 I have to see things with my own eyes. 1273 00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:21,597 Even though I despise Bubble and his crew. 1274 00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,966 I must respect the man's higher calling. 1275 00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:25,834 With all the sinning I've done in my life, 1276 00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:28,270 I hope the Lord has a small place for me through 1277 00:53:28,272 --> 00:53:30,172 those pearly gates and I can't ruin that 1278 00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:32,141 by killing a man of God. 1279 00:53:32,143 --> 00:53:33,675 Damn bro. 1280 00:53:33,677 --> 00:53:35,210 That's some deep shit! 1281 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,913 Maybe you wanna turn over a new leaf? 1282 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:39,648 Don't get it, what do they say, 1283 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,283 twisted, Tommy Boy. 1284 00:53:42,119 --> 00:53:44,186 I may not hurt him physically. 1285 00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:46,255 But if I can hurt him financially, 1286 00:53:46,257 --> 00:53:49,658 then I'll have it all, will have it all. 1287 00:53:50,428 --> 00:53:52,728 Well its 10 to six. 1288 00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:55,030 Look there's someone now. 1289 00:53:57,868 --> 00:54:00,035 No, it can't be, is it? 1290 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:07,409 If hadn't seen it with my own peepers. 1291 00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:11,580 Well, we still have his asshole friends. 1292 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,282 That's where I wanna get back at. 1293 00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:17,586 Yeah, I'm afraid Bumble gets a pass for now. 1294 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,989 But those friends, those wankers do not. 1295 00:54:26,163 --> 00:54:27,729 I know what that face means, 1296 00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:29,731 you have a plan right? 1297 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:30,966 If you want to hurt someone, 1298 00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:33,335 you hurt them where it hurts the hardest. 1299 00:54:33,337 --> 00:54:34,703 And where does it hurt the hardest? 1300 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:35,971 In their wallet. 1301 00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:39,208 So tomorrow we shall have our payback! 1302 00:54:40,211 --> 00:54:42,177 What do you wanna do now? 1303 00:54:42,179 --> 00:54:44,279 We need some supplies. 1304 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,747 What kind of supplies? 1305 00:54:45,749 --> 00:54:48,250 Surplus, tactical, costume. 1306 00:54:49,487 --> 00:54:50,919 Do you know any? 1307 00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:52,454 I know of one. 1308 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:54,723 There's one in Marina, one in Berkeley or some shit, 1309 00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:56,191 Party Haven? 1310 00:54:56,193 --> 00:54:57,426 Excellent. 1311 00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:58,560 Off you go, my good man. 1312 00:54:58,562 --> 00:54:59,862 Now, listen up. 1313 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:05,067 (LAUGHS) 1314 00:55:12,109 --> 00:55:14,743 Hey bro, hang this up for us. 1315 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,880 Its barely six o'clock, you guys closing already? 1316 00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:20,449 Yeah, we always close this time man. 1317 00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:21,817 Why? 1318 00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:24,386 Because the freaks definitely do come out at night. 1319 00:55:24,388 --> 00:55:25,587 Yeah man, all them types 1320 00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:27,322 and bad apples they come on at night 1321 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:30,058 man so we closed right at sunset. 1322 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:32,160 You guys don't lose business that way? 1323 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:33,662 I don't think so. 1324 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,564 We open up shop at seven a.m. for the wake and bake crowd 1325 00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:37,799 and by four o'clock everyone already has their weed 1326 00:55:37,801 --> 00:55:41,904 because they wanna smoke on 4:20, yada? 1327 00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:43,338 Makes sense. 1328 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,340 Besides man, most robberies happen at night 1329 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:47,876 and I sure in the hell don't wanna get robbed 1330 00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:50,712 by no ratchet ass Oaktown niggas at night. 1331 00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:52,247 True. 1332 00:55:52,249 --> 00:55:53,682 Are you coming with us or what? 1333 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:56,552 No, man that was Mario. 1334 00:55:56,554 --> 00:55:57,953 He needs a ride. 1335 00:55:59,423 --> 00:56:01,156 Are you tellin' me that nigga still aint got no car 1336 00:56:01,158 --> 00:56:02,758 or nothing like that? 1337 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:03,725 Nah bro. 1338 00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:06,028 He barely makes rent as it is. 1339 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:08,130 so he don't have any kind of job at all. 1340 00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:09,331 Nah bro. 1341 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:11,233 Not after that a crop dusting thing. 1342 00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:12,868 He says his job is pimping hoes 1343 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,670 and using bitches like ATM. 1344 00:56:14,672 --> 00:56:16,405 Man, he don't want him getting the clap or the herps 1345 00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:17,673 or something like that. 1346 00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:19,341 (CHUCKLES) He got the clamps last year 1347 00:56:19,343 --> 00:56:20,809 after fucking with some bitch. 1348 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:23,946 And then check this out after using all the antibiotics, 1349 00:56:23,948 --> 00:56:26,448 you know, to cure his little thing, 1350 00:56:26,450 --> 00:56:29,184 he went right back to this bitch because she worked 1351 00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:31,620 at Krispy Kreme's and always bought him donuts. 1352 00:56:31,622 --> 00:56:32,688 Dude, that's fucking disgusting. 1353 00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:35,090 What the fuck are the clams? 1354 00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:37,893 Chlamydia, bro. 1355 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,562 He had, green goo dripping out of his pee pee. 1356 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:41,697 Okay, that's enough. 1357 00:56:41,699 --> 00:56:42,898 I've had enough. 1358 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,232 You've been say some nasty shit all day, bro. 1359 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,200 A lot of nasty shit bro. 1360 00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:46,835 Just hang the sign and leave. 1361 00:56:46,837 --> 00:56:48,337 JIMMY: Yeah, really gone bro. 1362 00:56:48,339 --> 00:56:49,571 (LAUGHS) 1363 00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:50,973 OSCAR: Hey, just hang the sign and go. 1364 00:56:50,975 --> 00:56:52,140 JIMMY: Yeah, got go. 1365 00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:53,175 All right, guys. 1366 00:56:53,177 --> 00:56:54,676 Catch up with you guys later. 1367 00:56:54,678 --> 00:56:55,544 All right. 1368 00:56:55,546 --> 00:56:56,478 (DOOR SLAMS) 1369 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,479 OSCAR: That's your friend. 1370 00:56:57,481 --> 00:56:58,880 No man, that's your friend man. 1371 00:56:58,882 --> 00:56:59,681 Its your fucking friend, you're the one who 1372 00:56:59,683 --> 00:57:00,616 introduced me to him 1373 00:57:00,618 --> 00:57:01,550 When? 1374 00:57:01,552 --> 00:57:03,051 You slept with his sister. 1375 00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:05,520 I didn't know him then, you slept with his Mom. 1376 00:57:05,522 --> 00:57:06,622 JIMMY: Yeah then I gotta be his friend. 1377 00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:08,090 You gotta be as fuck. 1378 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:09,858 Look you have to be his friend or I can't be yours. 1379 00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:11,393 JIMMY: That's true, fuck! 1380 00:57:11,395 --> 00:57:14,129 (INTENSE MUSIC) 1381 00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:26,475 Did I wear you out? 1382 00:57:29,246 --> 00:57:30,779 I think you broke my dick. 1383 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:32,481 (CHUCKLES) 1384 00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:33,715 Is that all? 1385 00:57:35,352 --> 00:57:36,385 My back too. 1386 00:57:36,387 --> 00:57:37,386 (GROANS) 1387 00:57:37,388 --> 00:57:39,821 (CHUCKLES) 1388 00:57:39,823 --> 00:57:42,958 (PHONE RINGS) 1389 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:43,859 Damn. 1390 00:57:44,828 --> 00:57:45,661 Can you get that for me? 1391 00:57:45,663 --> 00:57:46,928 (PHONE RINGS) 1392 00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:48,664 It's on your side. 1393 00:57:50,567 --> 00:57:51,400 (CHUCKLES) 1394 00:57:51,402 --> 00:57:52,300 Okay, 1395 00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:54,603 one, two, three. 1396 00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:59,107 (GROANING) 1397 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:01,710 (GIGGLES) 1398 00:58:01,712 --> 00:58:03,378 Stop it. 1399 00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:06,448 Mario, I've seen all of you today. 1400 00:58:07,351 --> 00:58:08,750 Inside, outside, 1401 00:58:12,589 --> 00:58:13,555 everywhere. 1402 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:15,791 Shh! 1403 00:58:15,793 --> 00:58:17,025 Its my cousin. 1404 00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:20,629 Whats up cuz? 1405 00:58:20,631 --> 00:58:23,098 What up boy, you ready? 1406 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:25,500 (SIGHS) Yeah cuddy. 1407 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,736 Let me just put my shirt on real quick. 1408 00:58:27,738 --> 00:58:30,005 All right, man but hurry up. 1409 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:32,541 I wanna get home before "The Bachelor" starts. 1410 00:58:32,543 --> 00:58:34,509 It's the season finale. 1411 00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:38,180 Just give me like, five minutes. 1412 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,583 Damn boy, you're all right? 1413 00:58:41,585 --> 00:58:43,952 Sound beat up or something. 1414 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:46,955 Yeah, cuddy, I'll be right out. 1415 00:58:46,957 --> 00:58:47,856 Okay. 1416 00:58:50,494 --> 00:58:52,561 (SIGHS) 1417 00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:56,198 (SIGHS) shit. 1418 00:58:58,135 --> 00:58:59,501 ♪ Bitches be faulty ♪ 1419 00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:02,471 ♪ Vato Wine habanero hoe is a hoe ♪ 1420 00:59:02,473 --> 00:59:04,239 ♪ So about to be marking it ♪ 1421 00:59:04,241 --> 00:59:05,841 ♪ Smackin' it stacking it ♪ 1422 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,275 ♪ Making that paper ♪ 1423 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:08,977 ♪ Ain't no captain save her ♪ 1424 00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:10,679 ♪ If she love me imma take her ♪ 1425 00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:12,247 ♪ Back to the Dali ♪ 1426 00:59:12,249 --> 00:59:13,682 ♪ Like I'm young like R-Kelly ♪ 1427 00:59:13,684 --> 00:59:15,350 ♪ Ya'll prophylactic ♪ 1428 00:59:15,352 --> 00:59:17,085 ♪ Then nut on her belly ♪ 1429 00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:18,620 ♪ No baby mama ♪ 1430 00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:20,122 ♪ Don't need a drama ♪ 1431 00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:24,760 ♪ Michelle's got a fat ass I envy Obama ♪ 1432 00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:27,262 Jeez, you weren't kidding. 1433 00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:28,730 It's that bad. 1434 00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:30,398 Yes, I need help. 1435 00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:35,737 Where's my chones? 1436 00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:38,540 I don't know, I don't see them. 1437 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:40,842 Maybe you're lying on them. 1438 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:45,847 Nah they're not right there. 1439 00:59:45,849 --> 00:59:48,083 (SIGHS) 1440 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:49,017 Oh shit! 1441 00:59:49,019 --> 00:59:51,019 I think they're up my feet. 1442 00:59:51,021 --> 00:59:52,387 And? 1443 00:59:52,389 --> 00:59:53,522 Babe! 1444 00:59:53,524 --> 00:59:55,390 Don't do me like that. 1445 00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:56,391 Get them for me? 1446 00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:57,626 You gotta be kidding me. 1447 00:59:57,628 --> 00:59:59,795 You're acting like an old man. 1448 00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:01,129 (SIGHS) 1449 01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:03,932 MARIO: I feel like an old man. 1450 01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:06,735 And hurry up. 1451 01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:08,270 "The Bachelor" is coming on and I don't wanna 1452 01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:09,838 miss the last one. 1453 01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:12,274 (SIGH) 1454 01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:16,077 Being a bachelor isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1455 01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:20,382 (UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC) 1456 01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:32,460 (SIGHS) 1457 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:34,029 Back to my self. 1458 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:36,565 I'm back. 1459 01:00:36,567 --> 01:00:39,401 (LAUGHS) 1460 01:00:39,403 --> 01:00:41,837 What a bloody, long day! 1461 01:00:41,839 --> 01:00:43,271 Tell me about it. 1462 01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:44,906 This morning we were eating grits and runny eggs 1463 01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:47,242 with assholes in orange jumpsuits. 1464 01:00:47,244 --> 01:00:49,744 And now we're planning a robbery? 1465 01:00:49,746 --> 01:00:52,948 It's funny how life works, isn't it? 1466 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:55,550 Please tell me we're not gonna end up back in orange. 1467 01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:58,153 Got a point, you sure about this, Larry? 1468 01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:01,890 I'm willing to bet my freedom on it's a brilliant plan. 1469 01:01:01,892 --> 01:01:04,426 First we pull up in the sedan, 1470 01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:07,596 lights flashing. 1471 01:01:07,598 --> 01:01:11,132 Three federal agents step out, one, two, three, 1472 01:01:11,134 --> 01:01:13,368 fully covered in FBI gear. 1473 01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:17,539 We hank up those bastards to the floor. 1474 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:18,740 When they're unable to move, 1475 01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:21,376 we'll rob them of every ounce of Mary Jane. 1476 01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:24,246 Disappear without an issue, and vanish without a trace. 1477 01:01:24,248 --> 01:01:26,248 And we'll have enough merchandise to start 1478 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:27,315 our own operation. 1479 01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:29,618 All on those wankers' dime. 1480 01:01:30,754 --> 01:01:31,987 But weed's legal in California now, 1481 01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:33,822 why would they think it's a real raid? 1482 01:01:33,824 --> 01:01:36,391 That's true its legal in California, 1483 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:38,860 but according to the federal government, it's illegal. 1484 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:41,029 They serve federal seizures all the time, 1485 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:45,533 for tax issues or the selling of illegal narcotics. 1486 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,335 That's why it's a federal seizure. 1487 01:01:47,337 --> 01:01:51,506 With the FBI serving it, it makes it legit, right? 1488 01:01:51,508 --> 01:01:53,041 You're right. 1489 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,143 But how much stuff do you think we can leave with? 1490 01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:56,444 All of it? 1491 01:01:56,446 --> 01:01:58,580 They must have over 80 to $100,000 worth 1492 01:01:58,582 --> 01:02:00,882 of sweet Mary Jane. 1493 01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:02,717 Yeah, I could believe that. 1494 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,220 It's reasonable, maybe even more. 1495 01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:07,489 I heard all they have is quality shit. 1496 01:02:07,491 --> 01:02:09,157 I like the sound of that. 1497 01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:11,159 I also like the tactical gear. 1498 01:02:11,161 --> 01:02:12,794 Right in our faces. 1499 01:02:12,796 --> 01:02:14,262 TOMMY: Good plan. 1500 01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:15,730 It's fool proof. 1501 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,165 I hope you're right, brother. 1502 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,967 I hope you're right. 1503 01:02:18,969 --> 01:02:20,502 (MUTTERS) 1504 01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:23,138 Hold on, don't look at these. 1505 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:34,482 Poppins, you are without a doubt a pure genius. 1506 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,254 You're gonna have to work on your American accent. 1507 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:41,456 Oh, you don't have to worry about that, buddy. 1508 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:46,027 I watched enough American television to get that done. 1509 01:02:46,029 --> 01:02:47,562 Freeze motherfucker! 1510 01:02:47,564 --> 01:02:48,596 (LAUGHS) 1511 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:49,698 LARRY: Excellent. 1512 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:52,267 Legit man, straight legit. 1513 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:53,668 (LAUGHS) 1514 01:02:53,670 --> 01:02:55,337 Love it, love it. 1515 01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:59,507 (UPBEAT HIP HOP MUSIC) 1516 01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:21,863 About time. 1517 01:03:21,865 --> 01:03:22,697 20 minutes. 1518 01:03:22,699 --> 01:03:24,599 What happened to five? 1519 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,304 I'm sorry, cuz. 1520 01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,208 Don't serve with that fucking shotgun cuddy. 1521 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:35,877 Shit, It got dark, this is Oakland. 1522 01:03:35,879 --> 01:03:38,279 Bro you know I'm on probation. 1523 01:03:38,281 --> 01:03:39,581 Put that chopper on the trunk before 1524 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:42,517 we get pulled over or somethin'. 1525 01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:44,252 All right but when I get back 1526 01:03:44,254 --> 01:03:48,123 you gonna tell me what happened, all right? 1527 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,691 Go bro, just go. 1528 01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:55,497 I aint going nowhere until you tell me what happened. 1529 01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:57,232 Fuck "The Bachelor". 1530 01:04:19,423 --> 01:04:21,589 So what happened? 1531 01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:23,992 Look bro, I'm sorry it took so long okay? 1532 01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:26,461 Nah man, that's not what I mean bro. 1533 01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:29,364 What happened with the chick, bro? 1534 01:04:30,133 --> 01:04:31,599 She aint like you 1535 01:04:32,803 --> 01:04:35,637 You look like you were in the battle royal boy. 1536 01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:37,105 I feel like I was too, cuddy. 1537 01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:38,006 For real. 1538 01:04:38,942 --> 01:04:41,176 The fuck, what happened? 1539 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,213 Did you hit it or not? 1540 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,714 Did you? 1541 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:47,615 Yeah. 1542 01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:50,919 Was it good? 1543 01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:53,855 Everything you expected? 1544 01:04:53,857 --> 01:04:55,323 Was it bomb bro? 1545 01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:56,591 Tell me the truth. 1546 01:04:56,593 --> 01:04:59,661 I don't know, I haven't decided yet. 1547 01:04:59,663 --> 01:05:02,397 What the fuck does that mean? 1548 01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:05,166 The girl clearly worked you out. 1549 01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:07,335 Its complicated. 1550 01:05:07,337 --> 01:05:08,970 Complicated? 1551 01:05:08,972 --> 01:05:11,739 Bro, this morning you were all excited. 1552 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:14,175 You were finally going to get some pussy. 1553 01:05:14,177 --> 01:05:15,410 What happened? 1554 01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:21,683 I've never seen anybody so upset they got laid. 1555 01:05:21,685 --> 01:05:23,751 (SIGHS) 1556 01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:27,722 She had a dick or somethin'? 1557 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,660 She had a dick? 1558 01:05:33,497 --> 01:05:34,429 Just go bro. 1559 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:36,297 "The Bachelor" is on, fuck. 1560 01:05:36,299 --> 01:05:37,432 All right dude. 1561 01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,667 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 1562 01:05:39,669 --> 01:05:40,969 She had a dick. 1563 01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:43,505 Yeah. 1564 01:05:43,507 --> 01:05:45,540 (LAUGHS) 1565 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,942 (CAR HONKS) 1566 01:05:51,381 --> 01:05:52,947 OSCAR: lets go. 1567 01:05:57,053 --> 01:05:58,019 We're late. 1568 01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:02,123 Come on! 1569 01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:06,494 (SIGHS) 1570 01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:08,363 What are you doing? 1571 01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:10,431 Give me a minute, bro. 1572 01:06:12,903 --> 01:06:14,502 OSCAR: What were you doing in there, man? 1573 01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:16,838 JIMMY: Man, I told you man, I had to take a shit man. 1574 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,339 But then I came outside. 1575 01:06:18,341 --> 01:06:19,574 I'm ready to go I had and go back in and do it again. 1576 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:20,742 OSCAR: You shat twice? 1577 01:06:20,744 --> 01:06:21,676 Yeah man. 1578 01:06:21,678 --> 01:06:23,645 Man, whatever you gave me man. 1579 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:26,014 Oh my gosh, it was great man. 1580 01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:28,816 I mean I feel all happy and empty inside man. 1581 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:30,018 It's a trip right? 1582 01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:31,619 How good shit could just make your whole day? 1583 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:32,854 Yeah, man. 1584 01:06:32,856 --> 01:06:35,690 But hey, you wanna get some donuts? 1585 01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:38,426 No man, that that shit's bad for you and we don't got time. 1586 01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:39,627 No, come on, man. 1587 01:06:39,629 --> 01:06:40,795 Why we aint got time, what's wrong? 1588 01:06:40,797 --> 01:06:42,330 Look, we're already late. 1589 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,265 And remember we gotta get ready for that interview. 1590 01:06:44,267 --> 01:06:46,467 Oh, yeah, but can we just stop and get somethin' to eat? 1591 01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:47,335 Like some donuts or something? 1592 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:48,536 That was bad for you. 1593 01:06:48,538 --> 01:06:51,239 Look, you see this protein bar, eat that. 1594 01:06:51,241 --> 01:06:52,440 No bro, what about some apple fritters 1595 01:06:52,442 --> 01:06:53,675 or something like that man? 1596 01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:55,443 No man, Listen, that protein bar 1597 01:06:55,445 --> 01:06:57,011 is gonna keep you full until lunch 1598 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,346 and give you all the protein you need. 1599 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,548 That's what you want in your body right now. 1600 01:07:00,550 --> 01:07:02,450 No man, this shit taste like cardboard man. 1601 01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:03,451 It tastes good. 1602 01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:04,953 Just eat it and you'll be fine. 1603 01:07:04,955 --> 01:07:06,621 Why you want always sound like a fucking commercial 1604 01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:08,323 when you telling me something, man? 1605 01:07:08,325 --> 01:07:09,691 Is it all you do, to watch commercials? 1606 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,059 I know what I'm talking about? 1607 01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:11,960 Damn. 1608 01:07:15,098 --> 01:07:16,297 And it gets to us. 1609 01:07:16,299 --> 01:07:18,566 It's right up here. 1610 01:07:18,568 --> 01:07:19,867 Apple fritters. 1611 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:29,611 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 1612 01:07:39,089 --> 01:07:41,889 Where the fuck is this asshole? 1613 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,361 OSCAR: What? 1614 01:07:49,032 --> 01:07:50,498 What the fuck is he doing? 1615 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:51,766 Man that's Turtle. 1616 01:07:51,768 --> 01:07:54,302 You know what you did to him right? 1617 01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:57,672 OSCAR: Man, what the fuck is he doing here? 1618 01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:58,940 Hey, I don't know, but if I were you 1619 01:07:58,942 --> 01:08:01,976 I wouldn't get out of no fucking car. 1620 01:08:02,846 --> 01:08:05,280 OSCAR: What's up? 1621 01:08:05,282 --> 01:08:06,447 What's up man? 1622 01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:08,816 Oh my god! 1623 01:08:08,818 --> 01:08:10,051 Dude! 1624 01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:11,853 OSCAR: The fuck are you doing, man? 1625 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:13,821 That shit's three, four and five motherfucker. 1626 01:08:13,823 --> 01:08:14,722 Get out the car li'l bitch. 1627 01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:15,957 (CHUCKLES) 1628 01:08:15,959 --> 01:08:16,791 Don't get the fuck out the car. 1629 01:08:16,793 --> 01:08:17,792 I'm telling you man. 1630 01:08:17,794 --> 01:08:19,661 Fuck is your problem, Turtle? 1631 01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:22,563 This is shit six, seven and eight motherfucker. 1632 01:08:22,565 --> 01:08:24,098 JIMMY: Oh shit. 1633 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:25,433 TURTLE: That's for the ex-lax brownie, shitface. 1634 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:27,635 (LAUGHS) 1635 01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:28,703 Not a fucking word. 1636 01:08:28,705 --> 01:08:29,570 Don't say shit. 1637 01:08:29,572 --> 01:08:31,072 No man, I'm not. 1638 01:08:31,074 --> 01:08:32,307 But I know one thing, you need to brush your teeth 1639 01:08:32,309 --> 01:08:34,008 'cause they really do smell like shit. 1640 01:08:34,010 --> 01:08:34,876 Fuck hard! 1641 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:36,678 (LAUGHS) 1642 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:37,679 (YELLS) 1643 01:08:37,681 --> 01:08:38,579 Fuck! 1644 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:44,419 (LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 1645 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:49,824 Hey Mario, are you up? 1646 01:08:51,061 --> 01:08:53,661 (GROANS) 1647 01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:55,330 You all right, man? 1648 01:08:57,867 --> 01:09:00,001 (GROANS) 1649 01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:04,806 Okay well, I'm going to Bombalicious 1650 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:08,109 for the "High Times" interview, you want to come? 1651 01:09:08,111 --> 01:09:09,277 MARIO: No! 1652 01:09:11,281 --> 01:09:12,347 All right. 1653 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:17,819 Well, I left you some chorizo con huevo on stove, bro. 1654 01:09:19,022 --> 01:09:21,155 (GROANS) 1655 01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:25,360 There's hella bitches in the sea, bro. 1656 01:09:25,362 --> 01:09:27,495 (GROANS) 1657 01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:32,500 Hella bitches and this is the bay. 1658 01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:35,336 Shit! 1659 01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:41,109 You know the rule. 1660 01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:44,178 Don't ever let anybody get you down. 1661 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,814 (DOOR BANGING) 1662 01:09:52,489 --> 01:09:53,388 Man! 1663 01:09:54,991 --> 01:09:56,824 Man you took two showers, okay, 1664 01:09:56,826 --> 01:09:59,160 used a half bottle this sanitizer, 1665 01:09:59,162 --> 01:10:00,728 used a whole bottle of this sanitizer 1666 01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:02,130 and now you're using up Lysol wipes. 1667 01:10:02,132 --> 01:10:03,664 Man you clean, bro. 1668 01:10:03,666 --> 01:10:05,800 I swear to god, as soon as that interview is over, 1669 01:10:05,802 --> 01:10:07,235 we're gonna close up this shop 1670 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:08,636 and you're gonna help me, we're gonna 1671 01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:10,638 hunt that motherfucker down. 1672 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,906 Who we hunting down? 1673 01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:12,740 Turtle, man! 1674 01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:14,275 Okay, all right bro. 1675 01:10:14,277 --> 01:10:15,443 Like turtle, you know what the fuck I'm talking about. 1676 01:10:15,445 --> 01:10:16,644 I know who you talking about brother. 1677 01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:19,647 Relax bro, it's all right. 1678 01:10:19,649 --> 01:10:21,549 Why would we hunt him down, for what? 1679 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:24,118 I can still smell it! 1680 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:24,986 Fuck! 1681 01:10:24,988 --> 01:10:25,887 Man. 1682 01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:28,523 (CHUCKLES) 1683 01:10:28,525 --> 01:10:29,690 Come on man, I'm just messing with you bro. 1684 01:10:29,692 --> 01:10:31,225 We gotta get cleaned up, man. 1685 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:33,294 100% nice and clean because we got "High Times" Magazine 1686 01:10:33,296 --> 01:10:34,529 coming over to take pictures at 12. 1687 01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:36,330 We got to get cleaned up, come on. 1688 01:10:36,332 --> 01:10:37,465 What time did they say that they're gonna come. 1689 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:38,666 It's almost noon. 1690 01:10:38,668 --> 01:10:40,067 Yeah they said it'd be about 12, man. 1691 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:41,269 But you know they've gotta come in at airport 1692 01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:42,503 and shit like that, bro. 1693 01:10:42,505 --> 01:10:43,771 All right, you know, it just take time 1694 01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:45,239 for them to get here, that's all, 1695 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,641 You know. 1696 01:10:46,643 --> 01:10:48,976 Hey, did you clean your nose out? 1697 01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:50,311 Yes, I cleaned my fucking nose out. 1698 01:10:50,313 --> 01:10:51,646 Okay? 1699 01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:52,914 I put the water hose up my fucking nose. 1700 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:54,482 I had water coming out of my eyeballs. 1701 01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:56,384 Did shit come out of your eyeballs? 1702 01:10:56,386 --> 01:10:57,518 (LAUGHS) 1703 01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:58,486 I'm just playing, man. 1704 01:10:58,488 --> 01:11:00,021 Stop getting so crazy, bro. 1705 01:11:00,023 --> 01:11:01,422 All right. 1706 01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:02,824 Damn dude, and you know 1707 01:11:02,826 --> 01:11:05,827 you do smell like lemon shit too now. 1708 01:11:05,829 --> 01:11:06,694 Ow, man. 1709 01:11:08,331 --> 01:11:10,331 Karma is a bitch, huh? 1710 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:11,899 OSCAR: Shut up. 1711 01:11:13,002 --> 01:11:18,072 (LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) (PHONE BEEPS) 1712 01:11:19,742 --> 01:11:22,310 (PHONE RINGS) 1713 01:11:25,515 --> 01:11:29,283 Bombalicious, products for the mind, body and soul. 1714 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:30,785 Soul! 1715 01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:32,086 ARNIE: what it to do, man? 1716 01:11:32,088 --> 01:11:33,955 Hey, what's up, Arnie? 1717 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,890 ARNIE: I'm like one minute away, bro. 1718 01:11:35,892 --> 01:11:38,025 Any word on the interview? 1719 01:11:38,027 --> 01:11:38,860 The interview? 1720 01:11:38,862 --> 01:11:39,861 I don't know. 1721 01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:41,329 You gotta ask Jimmy. 1722 01:11:41,331 --> 01:11:46,067 According to him, it's gonna happen sometime this afternoon. 1723 01:12:08,024 --> 01:12:09,390 Actually hold on for a second. 1724 01:12:09,392 --> 01:12:10,324 ARNIE: All right. 1725 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,792 Put the "out to munch" sign 1726 01:12:11,794 --> 01:12:13,661 so that the customers don't interrupt the interview. 1727 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:14,729 All right. 1728 01:12:15,565 --> 01:12:17,398 So what were you saying? 1729 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:18,966 Yeah, what's up. 1730 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,569 Oh shit, its the Feds! 1731 01:12:21,571 --> 01:12:22,403 Hey man! 1732 01:12:22,405 --> 01:12:23,237 ARNIE: What the fuck? 1733 01:12:23,239 --> 01:12:24,171 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1734 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:25,339 EVANS: Freeze motherfuckers! 1735 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:26,107 LARRY: Is Anybody else in here? 1736 01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:27,041 No man, no! 1737 01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:27,875 My hands are up, don't shoot. 1738 01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:30,044 ARNIE: Oh my god! 1739 01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:31,145 LARRY: Its anybody else in there? 1740 01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:32,413 JIMMY: No man! 1741 01:12:32,415 --> 01:12:33,915 ARNIE: Hey bro if you can hear me 1742 01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:36,484 I'm pulling up right now. 1743 01:12:36,486 --> 01:12:39,520 Leave the phone on so I can hear. 1744 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:41,055 TOMMY: This is a federal warrant. 1745 01:12:41,057 --> 01:12:42,823 We're seizing your shop for us narcotics violation 1746 01:12:42,825 --> 01:12:44,625 of the US Penal Code. 1747 01:12:44,627 --> 01:12:45,793 EVANS: Don't move a fucking finger 1748 01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:47,662 or I'll put one through your fat head. 1749 01:12:47,664 --> 01:12:48,863 This is bullshit man. 1750 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,131 Marijuana is legal in California. 1751 01:12:50,133 --> 01:12:51,632 EVANS: Last time I checked, 1752 01:12:51,634 --> 01:12:54,068 California is part of the United States and narcotics 1753 01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:55,836 are illegal in the US. 1754 01:12:55,838 --> 01:12:57,104 LARRY: Get your fucking asses over here 1755 01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:58,172 and get on goddamned your knees. 1756 01:12:58,174 --> 01:12:59,340 TOMMY: Turn Around! 1757 01:12:59,342 --> 01:13:00,174 Get down! 1758 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:01,008 Get on your knees! 1759 01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:01,842 Get on your knees! 1760 01:13:01,844 --> 01:13:02,710 Damn. 1761 01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:06,013 Fucking handcuffs. 1762 01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,916 OSCAR: Okay, all right all right. 1763 01:13:08,918 --> 01:13:10,885 (GROANS) 1764 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,019 FBI my ass! 1765 01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:18,025 Where the fuck are the government plates at? 1766 01:13:20,697 --> 01:13:21,929 Man this gonna fuck up our interview 1767 01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:23,631 with "High Times" Magazine man. 1768 01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:25,833 The interview's the least of our problems right now. 1769 01:13:25,835 --> 01:13:27,702 LARRY: You mean your interview with a "High Times" 1770 01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:29,804 star reporter Rocky Robins? 1771 01:13:29,806 --> 01:13:31,172 Yeah. 1772 01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:32,306 LARRY: you fucking wanker. 1773 01:13:32,308 --> 01:13:33,140 (LAUGHS) 1774 01:13:33,142 --> 01:13:33,975 TOMMY: Hi guys. 1775 01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:36,811 (SIGHS) 1776 01:13:36,813 --> 01:13:38,946 This aint a raid. 1777 01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:40,514 This is a robbery. 1778 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:45,252 (COCKS GUN) 1779 01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,524 (LINE RINGING) 1780 01:13:50,526 --> 01:13:52,059 RESPONDER: Do you have an emergency? 1781 01:13:52,061 --> 01:13:52,960 Hello, 911? 1782 01:13:52,962 --> 01:13:54,195 RESPONDER: Yes. 1783 01:13:54,197 --> 01:13:55,463 There's a robbery in progress right now 1784 01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:57,698 at Bombalicious on 73rd. 1785 01:13:57,700 --> 01:13:59,333 RESPONDER: 73rd and MacArthur. 1786 01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:00,534 Yeah. 1787 01:14:00,536 --> 01:14:01,736 Hurry up! 1788 01:14:01,738 --> 01:14:02,803 - RESPONDER: They're on their way. 1789 01:14:02,805 --> 01:14:04,338 They're dressed like feds. 1790 01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:05,339 RESPONDER: Got it. 1791 01:14:05,341 --> 01:14:06,374 All right. 1792 01:14:11,814 --> 01:14:13,114 JIMMY: This sucks. 1793 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,783 Ow, okay, all right, all right. 1794 01:14:16,986 --> 01:14:18,653 They just taking all our weed, man. 1795 01:14:18,655 --> 01:14:20,955 C'mon man this is bullshit. 1796 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,160 All right man, damn. 1797 01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:28,295 You're lucky I'm cuffed, you fucking pussies! 1798 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:29,997 EVANS: Yeah, you dumb fucks! 1799 01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:32,700 We just wanted to get you cuffed quietly. 1800 01:14:32,702 --> 01:14:36,037 Now just stay there, we're almost done. 1801 01:14:38,374 --> 01:14:39,940 Hey, you motherfuckers move and you're dead. 1802 01:14:39,942 --> 01:14:41,909 (GASPS) 1803 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,811 LARRY: Bloody hell! 1804 01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:46,781 Like that action, asshole. 1805 01:14:46,783 --> 01:14:49,150 Brit fuck, uncuff my friends. 1806 01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:51,452 And if any of you motherfuckers move, 1807 01:14:51,454 --> 01:14:56,257 you're gonna end up with this fuck shanked up your asses. 1808 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:05,166 So is this a Scooby Doo moment? 1809 01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:07,368 Taking these masks off? 1810 01:15:07,370 --> 01:15:08,602 I know who this asshole is. 1811 01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:10,104 Yeah I know who he is too. 1812 01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:12,473 That that British asshole trying to fuck with us. 1813 01:15:12,475 --> 01:15:13,874 Larry Poppins. 1814 01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,577 Piss off, knob head! 1815 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,347 Anybody else recognize anybody else's voice? 1816 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:23,284 I think I recognize this fucker's East Coast accent. 1817 01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,385 Fucking Evans, dude. 1818 01:15:24,387 --> 01:15:26,854 I know who this is. 1819 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:28,723 That's that redneck asshole security guard 1820 01:15:28,725 --> 01:15:32,526 who sold me weed and his brother was a cop and arrested me. 1821 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:33,728 That was my brother. 1822 01:15:33,730 --> 01:15:35,963 I'm the cop and you fucking sent me to jail. 1823 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:36,964 Well, guess what? 1824 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:37,965 You going to prison again. 1825 01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:38,899 All of you. 1826 01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:39,834 I should have killed Bumble 1827 01:15:39,836 --> 01:15:41,535 yesterday when I had a chance. 1828 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:43,537 EVANS: Fuck you, Poppins. 1829 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:45,039 Who The fuck is that? 1830 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,574 TOMMY: Who the fuck, you're done. 1831 01:15:46,576 --> 01:15:47,641 Caught up. 1832 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,346 Yeah, you should have known better 1833 01:15:52,348 --> 01:15:53,647 than to fuck with the Oakland boys. 1834 01:15:53,649 --> 01:15:54,882 (LAUGHS) 1835 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:55,716 You bastards. 1836 01:15:55,718 --> 01:15:56,917 (SIRENS WAILING) 1837 01:15:56,919 --> 01:15:59,153 (HUMMING) 1838 01:16:01,524 --> 01:16:04,992 (LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 1839 01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:12,833 So "High Times" magazine called, 1840 01:16:12,835 --> 01:16:14,268 they heard about what happened on the news 1841 01:16:14,270 --> 01:16:16,370 and they wanna talk to us. 1842 01:16:16,372 --> 01:16:17,371 What, for real? 1843 01:16:17,373 --> 01:16:18,639 For real. 1844 01:16:18,641 --> 01:16:20,141 They're coming down on Friday for reals 1845 01:16:20,143 --> 01:16:23,377 to ask us about what happened about us and about the shop. 1846 01:16:23,379 --> 01:16:24,345 A real interview. 1847 01:16:24,347 --> 01:16:25,679 I knew that baby, I knew 1848 01:16:25,681 --> 01:16:28,549 we'd get in there eventually. 1849 01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:29,550 I see what you did there. 1850 01:16:29,552 --> 01:16:30,384 JIMMY: What? 1851 01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:31,218 We'd get in there? 1852 01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,052 Weed get in there? 1853 01:16:32,054 --> 01:16:33,788 BOTH: Weed, weed? 1854 01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:35,956 (LAUGHS) 1855 01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:44,064 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1856 01:16:44,066 --> 01:16:45,065 Yeah, who's at the door? 1857 01:16:45,067 --> 01:16:46,901 Answer the door, man. 1858 01:16:49,672 --> 01:16:51,172 ALL: Barney! 1859 01:16:51,174 --> 01:16:52,706 OSCAR: What's up, man? 1860 01:16:52,708 --> 01:16:55,409 Hey, what's up with the black and white umbrella? 1861 01:16:55,411 --> 01:16:56,911 Yadadaholla! 1862 01:16:56,913 --> 01:16:58,546 It matches my collar. 1863 01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:01,982 What's up man? 1864 01:17:01,984 --> 01:17:02,817 Look at you. 1865 01:17:02,819 --> 01:17:03,651 What's up, man? 1866 01:17:03,653 --> 01:17:04,852 Look at this guy, man, 1867 01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:06,654 he's looking sharp. 1868 01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:08,222 Were gonna fuck you up tonight. 1869 01:17:08,224 --> 01:17:09,423 (LAUGHING) 1870 01:17:09,425 --> 01:17:10,558 Yeah we're fucking you up tonight, brother. 1871 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,126 You gon' be the highest priest we know. 1872 01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:13,260 Sure is! 1873 01:17:13,262 --> 01:17:15,963 (LAUGHS) 1874 01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:18,265 I think he needs a bumble sack. 1875 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:19,533 Oh he needs a bumble sack. 1876 01:17:19,535 --> 01:17:20,367 (LAUGHING) 1877 01:17:20,369 --> 01:17:22,803 BARNEY: Yadadaholla! 1878 01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:26,106 (UPBEAT HIP HOP MUSIC) 1879 01:17:26,108 --> 01:17:31,108 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1880 01:17:33,015 --> 01:17:34,281 ♪ Got a one-track mind ♪ 1881 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:35,883 ♪ Then you're a grind for the dodo ♪ 1882 01:17:35,885 --> 01:17:38,719 ♪ Stay on my toes and keep ♪ an eye out for the po-po ♪ 1883 01:17:38,721 --> 01:17:40,387 ♪ We're matching old school muscle ♪ 1884 01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:41,922 ♪ Suvs and Lolos ♪ 1885 01:17:41,924 --> 01:17:43,557 ♪ Pay no mind to bitch ass haters ♪ 1886 01:17:43,559 --> 01:17:44,525 ♪ 'Cause they homos ♪ 1887 01:17:44,527 --> 01:17:45,793 ♪ Only care about money ♪ 1888 01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:47,261 ♪ Never 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1920 01:18:33,175 --> 01:18:36,110 ♪ Grindin' all day, thinking ♪ bout to get more video ♪ 1921 01:18:36,112 --> 01:18:38,913 ♪ I'll bury your sucker if ♪ you try to block my hustle ♪ 1922 01:18:38,915 --> 01:18:41,949 ♪ Run over any obstacle with ♪ a miracle muscle, bitch ♪ 1923 01:18:41,951 --> 01:18:44,451 ♪ Big banger full of hella anger ♪ 1924 01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:45,853 ♪ I'm all about the scrilla ♪ 1925 01:18:45,855 --> 01:18:47,288 ♪ Like a motherfuckin' banker ♪ 1926 01:18:47,290 --> 01:18:48,956 ♪ My answer to every problem's ♪ 1927 01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:50,491 ♪ Throw some money at it ♪ 1928 01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:53,027 ♪ 'Cause in this planet, every ♪ motherfucker has to have it ♪ 1929 01:18:53,029 --> 01:18:54,728 ♪ Feel me, damn it ♪ 1930 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,030 ♪ Live fast and die young ♪ 1931 01:18:56,032 --> 01:18:57,364 ♪ I love the pearl tongue ♪ 1932 01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:58,832 ♪ But only paper got me sprung ♪ 1933 01:18:58,834 --> 01:18:59,967 ♪ I'm hung like a horse ♪ 1934 01:18:59,969 --> 01:19:01,502 ♪ I love fucking whores ♪ 1935 01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:04,538 ♪ I make hella dough but I ♪ always want more, bitch ♪ 1936 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:07,408 ♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪ 1937 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:10,010 ♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪ 1938 01:19:10,012 --> 01:19:11,345 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1939 01:19:11,347 --> 01:19:13,013 ♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪ 1940 01:19:13,015 --> 01:19:14,415 ♪ Business mind on the grind ♪ 1941 01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:15,783 ♪ And on time for sure ♪ 1942 01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:17,351 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1943 01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:18,585 ♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪ 1944 01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:21,255 ♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪ 1945 01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:22,589 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1946 01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,158 ♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪ 1947 01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:25,626 ♪ Business mind on the grind ♪ 1948 01:19:25,628 --> 01:19:27,161 ♪ And on time for sure ♪ 1949 01:19:27,163 --> 01:19:29,863 ♪ I ain't sleep, dream ♪ about green money cashflow ♪ 1950 01:19:29,865 --> 01:19:31,131 ♪ Since I was a teen ♪ 1951 01:19:31,133 --> 01:19:32,566 ♪ Had a scheme to make more grass frow ♪ 1952 01:19:32,568 --> 01:19:34,034 ♪ Hungry, that's for sure ♪ 1953 01:19:34,036 --> 01:19:35,569 ♪ Keep it movin' on these assholes ♪ 1954 01:19:35,571 --> 01:19:36,537 ♪ Now I'mma flash dough ♪ 1955 01:19:36,539 --> 01:19:38,305 ♪ Low key, high mash folks ♪ 1956 01:19:38,307 --> 01:19:41,108 ♪ Some torch, some smoke ♪ it from a glass bowl ♪ 1957 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:42,810 ♪ To get the feelin' that I'm feelin' ♪ 1958 01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:44,311 ♪ When I stash dough ♪ 1959 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:46,513 ♪ You get them all when ♪ I run up in my pat ♪ 1960 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:47,781 ♪ So I keep the heater close ♪ 1961 01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:49,616 ♪ You best believe I'm ready to bast yo ♪ 1962 01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:51,418 ♪ He chased and put some chasin' dollars ♪ 1963 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:52,987 ♪ What I look like ♪ 1964 01:19:52,989 --> 01:19:55,255 ♪ Being broke, man, I'd ♪ really live the crook life ♪ 1965 01:19:55,257 --> 01:19:56,924 ♪ Whatever clever for the cheddar ♪ 1966 01:19:56,926 --> 01:19:58,459 ♪ Leavin' good right ♪ 1967 01:19:58,461 --> 01:20:01,095 ♪ Make it better so we ♪ can leave the hood life ♪ 1968 01:20:01,097 --> 01:20:03,831 ♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪ 1969 01:20:03,833 --> 01:20:06,467 ♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪ 1970 01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:07,801 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1971 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,470 ♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪ 1972 01:20:09,472 --> 01:20:11,005 ♪ Business mind on the grind ♪ 1973 01:20:11,007 --> 01:20:12,139 ♪ And on time for sure ♪ 1974 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:13,707 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1975 01:20:13,709 --> 01:20:15,175 ♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪ 1976 01:20:15,177 --> 01:20:17,511 ♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪ 1977 01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:18,846 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1978 01:20:18,848 --> 01:20:20,748 ♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪ 1979 01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:22,216 ♪ Business mind on the grind ♪ 1980 01:20:22,218 --> 01:20:25,552 ♪ And on time for sure ♪