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...element of surprise is
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the only tactic Gordon
Brown has left.
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We'll be going live to Parliament.
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But first, more British troops
are being deployed to Afghanistan
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as part of the biggest
joint offensive...
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...since the 2001 invasion.
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The British Army's death toll
has already exceeded
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that of Iraq and the Falklands War,
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with those wounded
and requiring treatment at home
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also rising sharply.
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Fatalities have ris...
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ID, please.
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I just popped into town.
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Private Shaw.
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Can you tell the young private
who I am?
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Sorry, ma'am.
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Increased security
with the deployment tonight.
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I'm sure the MOD's very interested
in the Colonel's supper.
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What are you doing?
Wake up, yeah?
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Do you realise who that was?
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Just get some wine.
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Hello.
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Do we have any olive oil?
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Erm... we have oil.
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Oh.
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I went all the way into town,
then forgot it.
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- Go ahead.
- Thank you, that's very kind.
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Erm... All right.
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Whole new world for you this time,
Lisa, Sergeant-Major's wife.
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- Congratulations on the promotion.
- Thank you very much.
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Lots of new responsibilities for you
with the wives.
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Yeah.
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I'm sure you've got lots of ideas
up your sleeve.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Planning is key.
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OK, well, thank you for the advice.
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Any time.
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You not done yet?
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Grace came over to say goodbye.
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- Oh, right. Where's she going?
- To live with her aunt off base.
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And have a life.
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There are positives
to being surrounded by people
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who are in the same boat as you.
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Mum, please don't.
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By the left! Left wheel!
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He's coming
to get him. Rargh!
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Come on, Billy, story
time. Come on.
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Are you going
away tomorrow?
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I am, but only for a little bit,
though, OK?
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Who's gonna read stories
when you're away?
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Oh, God, why are you so clumsy?
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Maybe this is God's way of telling
us to put it in a frame.
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- No, I like it on the fridge.
- It'd be better protected under glass.
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It would be frozen and formal.
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I prefer it where it lives,
on the fridge,
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in amongst my postcards
and my shopping lists and all my...
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my everyday things.
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Jamie always hated that photo.
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Said it made him look like
an American talk show host.
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Well, I like it.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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Are you going to be
OK when I'm gone?
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Mm.
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I'll be fine. Of course I will.
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I mean, it's my fifth
tour.
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Yeah, but things are
completely different this time.
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Do you know? I think I'm going to
offer my help in supporting the wives.
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I don't trust that Lisa,
the new RSM's wife.
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She's very cavalier
about the whole thing.
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- I'm sure she has a plan.
- Mm.
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Not that she won't appreciate
your support as well.
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Look after Mummy.
If she gets upset, give her a hug.
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- I will.
- OK, good boy.
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This is gonna keep you safe
while I'm away.
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Just like mine'll keep me safe.
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Right, kids.
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OK, remember what
we do with this?
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- Cross it off every day.
- Yeah, until?
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- Daddy's home.
- And we are?
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- Chuffed.
- Chuffed.
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Chuffed, yeah.
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Yeah, I know.
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Check out the blast boxers.
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- Not funny, Red.
- What? They're Kevlar.
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I'm just protecting the family jewels
for your pleasure.
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- Who's she talking to?
- I don't know.
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Better not be talking to those lads.
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- I was a lad once, remember?
- Yeah, thanks.
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That's really helpful.
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Is that my razor?
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Are you packing my stuff up again
before I've left?
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No.
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Well, I'm taking this.
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- Why? You're not gonna read it.
- I am. It's about leadership.
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Fine. Last time you took
War And Peace,
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spent your whole time reading Heat
magazine and watching romcoms.
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Are you angry?
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No, I don't give a
shit what you read.
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I'm just getting ready for another
six months as a single mother.
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All right?
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There, you can
forget about me now.
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Just get off.
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Get off!
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Do you really want me to?
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No.
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Oh, shit!
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Yes.
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Listen, I've got to go.
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Yeah, OK, I'll speak to you later.
Bye-bye.
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You better write to me.
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And I mean proper letters,
not just emails.
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Come here.
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They've stopped doing
the jumbo crossword in the paper
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so I printed it off the net.
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No crossword?
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I've got to go.
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Right.
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Oh.
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- Hi, Kate.
- Hello, Lisa.
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I'm late for a meeting
with Crooks.
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- Forgot the clocks went forward.
- Oh.
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Well, don't worry about it.
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The Brigadier's
still in there with him.
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Oh, great. Great.
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Quite right.
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I imagine the spouses
are quite anxious.
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We all know what
to expect this time.
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- Who's your point person?
- Lisa Lawson is the RSM's wife, sir.
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She wasn't too chuffed to get the
job but I think she'll rise to it.
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These things don't
happen overnight.
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And Kate Barclay will help
with the pastoral care.
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- Kate will?
- Yes, sir. She volunteered.
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I think after losing Jamie on the last
tour, she's keen to keep occupied.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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- Kate.
- Hello, Jeremy.
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The Brigadier and I were
discussing the new welfare directives.
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Social activities,
getting the women on board.
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Top brass telling us what to do.
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I think I should leave you to it.
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- Oh...
- No, that's all right.
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Got it.
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Colonel Barclay's wife would like
to take a more active role
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in supporting the spouses
during this deployment.
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Oh!
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I know it's not customary
for the Colonel's wife
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to get her hands dirty...
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Yeah, exactly. That's my role.
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No, of course. Of course.
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So, erm... what do you have in
store in terms of social activities?
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Well, we have our coffee mornings.
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Coffee mornings, yeah.
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And?
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Pot luck parties.
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Oh, pot luck party?
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That's when everyone brings a dish
and gets drunk.
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Of course, we've got
my walk on the moors.
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With the greatest respect, Kate,
most women don't have a mess to drink in.
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They can't go into
town and get pissed
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so they need somewhere
to let off steam.
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- Absolutely.
- Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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Erm... so, anything else?
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Why don't we just brainstorm with
the women at the next coffee morning?
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Go and have a play, Bills.
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You can bring whatever
cakes you want.
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I'll just introduce you
to Annie and Helen.
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This is Sarah, Private
Wheeler's wife.
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- Just marched in yesterday.
- Are you settling in?
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Fine, yeah, except everyone
keeps asking me what rank I am.
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What the hell is that? They look like
squashed little turds.
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I think it's, erm...
Kate's contribution.
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Lisa seems to be running late.
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- She's here.
- Hey.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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- Would you like to come to the front?
- No, you're grand.
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You don't want to kick things off?
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Well, it has kicked off.
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What do people do
in these coffee mornings?
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I think they just... drink coffee.
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Sorry, everyone. Hello.
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If you'd all like to gather round
and take a seat.
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There's no need to be shy.
Front row's nice and empty.
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So, some of you don't know me.
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I'm Kate Barclay,
Colonel Barclay's wife.
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Today we need to come up with
some exciting activities and pursuits
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for us to do
while our service people are away.
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So, shall we start?
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Erm... Lisa? Lisa? Lisa?
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Do you think you could write things
on the board for me?
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Thank you.
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So...
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I thought we could have
a formal dinner once a month
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to explore all aspects
of global cuisine.
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Then perhaps the film night
could become a film season
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where we could examine
the body of an auteur
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and would provide an educational
aspect to leisure pursuits
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in a non-alcoholic environment.
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Non-alcoholic environment?
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- What's the matter?
- No, no.
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It's just in general,
when we watch films,
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you know,
usually we like them to be... fun.
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Perhaps open the ideas to the room?
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Yeah.
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Well, we did a book
club in Germany.
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Book club, great, great. Super.
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What about a footie club?
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We had a cracking five-a-side
in Aldershot, it was something else.
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Football! Yes, why not?
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- Start a needlework club.
- Needlework, right.
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Baking or bread-making.
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Yeah. Yeah, and then we could
collect alms for the poor
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and do a bit of basket weaving.
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It's all a bit Little Women, isn't it?
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Let's just get the strippers in.
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Give the rear party soldiers a case
of beer and have a Mr World contest.
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That'd be very entertaining.
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But, actually, right now,
we're looking for clubs to join.
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What about singing?
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Singing?
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My bridesmaids did Angels by
Robbie at my wedding.
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It was amazing.
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OK, erm... yeah. Super.
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A choir. Has anyone had any
experience of running a choir?
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Lisa, you're musical, no?
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No, my mum used to teach music.
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But, I mean,
choir's not really my thing.
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Right.
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Knitting?
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Knitting?
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Knitting.
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Should we have invited Kate?
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I bet you she can knit.
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Ohh.
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You know this is supposed to
take your mind off being upset?
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I just... I wanted to make
something nice for Liam.
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I love wool, I love sheep.
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Any little mistakes
give knitting character.
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Let's have a look.
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There you go, make a lovely...
tea cosy.
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- Or toilet roll cover.
- Cos we all need one of those.
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I don't know how you lot
can just makes jokes.
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I just feel sick all the time.
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Every time the phone rings,
every time the doorbell goes.
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I feel sick. How do you cope?
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Do you not... talk about it?
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- Who wants some wine?
- I'd love some wine.
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- Lisa, where are your glasses?
- In the dishwasher.
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All right, Frankie? Give us a smile!
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There you go.
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What?
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There are some benefits
when they go away.
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I grow my pubes.
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It's like Sherwood Forest
by the time Matt gets home.
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And you don't have to
brush your teeth.
254
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,495
You don't have to pretend
you like Top Gear.
255
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,418
Today we're gonna
be making some tea,
256
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,878
and taking a look at
the Brexar glass kettle.
257
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:48,425
For today only, if you
purchase the Brexar glass kettle,
258
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:53,138
you also get this stunning five-piece
knife set and wooden block.
259
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,349
So clever and unique.
It's the Brexar glass kettle.
260
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,601
It takes tea-making
to a whole new level.
261
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,287
- Yeah?
- Hello, Kate.
262
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,248
Comms are down.
No further details at this time.
263
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,625
But they've only just got there.
264
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,461
Sat phone and
internet on lockdown.
265
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,588
I'll let you know when I hear further.
266
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:27,672
Yeah.
267
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,056
- Hello.
- Hiya.
268
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,974
- Is your mum in?
- Mum?
269
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,062
So... how was knitting club?
270
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,065
- There isn't a knitting club.
- Yes, I've heard the joke.
271
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,650
First rule of knitting club:
"There is no knitting club."
272
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:51,363
They disbanded last night
due to impracticalities.
273
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,697
Oh.
274
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,785
- They can't knit.
- Oh.
275
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:58,912
Hi.
276
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,497
Get a move on,
you're gonna be late.
277
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,166
Yeah?
278
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,085
Comms are down.
279
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,006
- What, already?
- They're stuck in Green Zone.
280
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:13,343
- They've got to tab out.
- Do the women know?
281
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,345
A text message has gone out.
282
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:16,971
Best thing is to keep busy.
283
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,523
...possible bypass routes.
284
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,733
We see first-hand for ourselves.
285
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,946
While we're filming, a report comes in
of another bombing close to the base.
286
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,241
The Yorks Quick Reaction Force
gets ready to move out.
287
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,325
You all right?
288
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:40,036
Just been scrambled
because a suicide bomber
289
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,205
- has just detonated his device...
- Thank you.
290
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,417
Gonna look good.
291
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,170
Sorry.
292
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,049
Hello?
293
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,802
No, I've not been in an accident.
294
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,662
- Hello.
- Hi.
295
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,539
I just thought I'd pop in
and see how you're doing.
296
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,459
Oh, OK. Thank you.
297
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:28,668
Erm...
298
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:33,298
Richard and I were also married
last minute, pre-deployment.
299
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,384
My family all thought I was
pregnant, just being coy.
300
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:40,638
Oh, are you?
301
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,059
No, Liam just wanted me
to be next of kin.
302
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:48,021
You know, comms down
doesn't necessarily mean anything.
303
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,065
It's just the men
aren't allowed to talk to us.
304
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:54,110
The military want to ensure that
no false information gets through.
305
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,654
It's very important to keep busy.
306
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:58,782
Less time to think about things.
307
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:00,992
Yeah.
308
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,370
I was actually thinking
of decorating.
309
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:04,871
Hm.
310
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,665
It is a bit depressing, isn't it,
the magnolia box?
311
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,878
I was gonna do a, erm...
312
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:13,713
a signature wall.
313
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:17,425
And then pick out the purple
in the other walls.
314
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:20,136
Yeah, hm... it's a bit signature.
315
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,180
It took Richard and I
six coats of paint
316
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:25,141
to cover up the mess I made
when we first marched out.
317
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,521
Oh, God, sorry, that's Liam.
318
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,232
He always puts our teddies
into different sexual positions,
319
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,692
every time I leave the room.
320
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,860
It's to make me laugh,
he's done it since we were kids.
321
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:39,072
Not "kids" kids, since we were 15.
322
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,367
Let's get cracking on these boxes,
shall we?
323
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,619
I've got this exercise bike
I need to finish.
324
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,122
OK, great.
325
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,844
Comms back on is a good thing!
326
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,179
Mm, yeah, I know. Sorry.
327
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,723
Aww!
328
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,808
Come on.
329
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:09,936
Don't be silly.
330
00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:12,897
Let's get some music on
and get cracking, eh?
331
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,697
Sorry.
332
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,657
Thanks.
333
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,915
What have we got here?
334
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,251
Erm...
335
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,008
Probably just start
with the instructions.
336
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:42,052
- Here you go.
- Let's have a look.
337
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:48,850
Sprung in completeness
338
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,685
Where His feet...
339
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,736
Just give one of those to everyone.
There should be enough.
340
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,115
What you doing?
341
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,827
Right, has everyone
got a hymn sheet?
342
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,622
- Time to liven up this coffee morning.
- What's happening?
343
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,999
I'm going to give you all a note.
344
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:16,461
Then I'm going to count to three
and we can start. So...
345
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:22,759
La-la-la-la-la-la
346
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,302
One, two, three...
347
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:28,723
Morning has broken
348
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,308
Like the...
349
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,436
Okay, I'll just... Everyone up.
350
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,521
Come on, up your get.
351
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:35,897
I'll start again.
352
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,858
One, two, three...
353
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:42,779
Morning has broken
354
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,741
Like the first morning
355
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:50,412
Blackbird has spoken
356
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:53,998
Like the first bird
357
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:57,961
Prai...
358
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,006
OK, I'll just give you the note again.
359
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,008
La-la-la-la-la
360
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,301
One, two, three...
361
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:09,014
Praise for the singing
362
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,600
Praise for the morning
363
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:17,564
Praise
for the singing...
364
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:18,982
Fresh from the...
365
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,483
Billy. Sorry.
366
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,027
...world
367
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,320
That's... That's lovely.
That was lovely.
368
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,781
I've got to run to work. Sorry. Sorry.
369
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:28,825
Bye.
370
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,201
I was really enjoying that.
371
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,204
- Lisa, wait.
- Why?
372
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:36,291
That was like the incantations
of a bunch of witches.
373
00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,293
- Bit dramatic.
- No, it's an understatement.
374
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,128
That was horrible.
375
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,880
They need something to focus on.
376
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:43,965
I think Afghan is enough.
377
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:48,511
No, besides that. They need
something to work on collectively,
378
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,972
a project,
something that brings them together.
379
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:54,559
Look, if you think singing
Onward, Christian Soldiers
380
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:56,603
with a pole up your arse
is what the women need,
381
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,063
you're more out of touch
than I thought.
382
00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,732
I am simply trying to do my duty
as Colonel's wife...
383
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:03,902
If you want to do it, just go ahead.
You don't need my permission.
384
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:06,988
We both know the women
won't join if you don't.
385
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:08,740
I'm quite aware
of how they feel about me.
386
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,411
Listen, I know you still want
to be part of the gang.
387
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:17,207
But unfortunately, you have
a leadership role on this tour.
388
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,084
And that means responsibilities.
389
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,922
You may not need the choir, Lisa.
390
00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:25,382
But those women do.
391
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:28,635
Blackbird has spoken
392
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,388
Can we at least call it
a singing club?
393
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,890
How do people at Flitcroft
get involved?
394
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,183
They just turn up.
395
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,560
No auditions, everyone welcome.
396
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:40,313
Yeah, so it's like a drop-in.
397
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:42,774
Yeah, and then you commit.
398
00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:44,317
But only if you really want to.
399
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:48,780
It's not about experience
or endless practice at home.
400
00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,240
Though it'd be encouraged.
401
00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,075
So it's more about enthusiasm?
402
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,451
- Well...
- Yes.
403
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,161
I know you're busy
but would you like...
404
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:58,665
Just two hours, once a week.
Open to all ranks.
405
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:04,421
Do you watch Songs Of Praise?
You might enjoy that.
406
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:09,634
We're forming a choir. Would you
like to join? It's on Thursdays.
407
00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,177
What kinds of songs will you sing?
408
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,262
Pop music.
409
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:13,930
Good old traditional and rousing.
410
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,140
Rock.
411
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,309
- So it's gonna be like Sister Act?
- Yes.
412
00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:20,020
You know, without the Mafia hitmen.
413
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,563
And the God bit.
414
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:25,316
All right. I'll have a think.
415
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,360
It's open to all ranks, right?
416
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,070
Oh, yes, this choir is inclusive.
417
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:32,907
Yeah, this singing club
is gonna be a lot of fun.
418
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,784
And uplifting.
419
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,829
Yeah, and there'll be
a few beers afterwards.
420
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,543
La-la-la-la-la
421
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:45,587
La-la-la-la-la
422
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:51,926
That's lovely, a soprano. Little bit
flat, but we can work on that.
423
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,971
- Who's next?
- I thought we didn't have to audition.
424
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:58,058
This isn't an audition,
I'm just determining your vocal range.
425
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,518
Anyone?
426
00:26:01,686 --> 00:26:03,563
- Oh?
- No.
427
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:04,647
No?
428
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:07,776
Why don't we just start off as a...
like, as a group?
429
00:26:07,859 --> 00:26:09,903
Yeah, OK. Feel free.
430
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,197
- Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
431
00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,032
Erm...
432
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,201
All right, everyone stand up.
433
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:18,078
Everyone on your feet.
434
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,288
Yeah?
435
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,166
When you can't sing the note
436
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:24,751
just sit down.
437
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:28,046
It's OK, I'll do it.
438
00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:32,008
La-la-la-la-la
439
00:26:34,177 --> 00:26:36,346
La-la-la-la-la
440
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,558
La-la-la-la-la
441
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,736
Right, OK.
442
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:55,115
Right, so everyone who's standing,
you're a soprano.
443
00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:57,242
So you just go to your left.
444
00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:01,287
That's your right. My left.
445
00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:03,415
And if you're still sitting down,
you're an alto.
446
00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:04,874
Go to the right.
447
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:07,377
Ruby, I think
you're more of a minor tone.
448
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:09,546
She just means your voice
is really powerful.
449
00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,214
- Yeah.
- You know...
450
00:27:11,506 --> 00:27:13,091
Imagine you're Luke Skywalker
451
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:14,759
and you have to learn
to harness The Force.
452
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,221
So where do the minors stand?
453
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:19,597
- At the back.
- In the front.
454
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,142
Erm... middle?
455
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,435
Yeah.
456
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:25,979
So...
457
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:28,898
- You go ahead. No, no, go ahead.
- No...
458
00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:32,485
- OK...
- Thanks very much, Lisa. Lovely.
459
00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:36,740
So today's practice is going to focus
on something called count singing.
460
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,116
Don't panic.
461
00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:39,951
It's a very easy exercise
462
00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:43,204
to help us with pitch and rhythm
without having to learn lyrics.
463
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,998
Why don't we just sing a song?
464
00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:46,750
This is just how
I learnt it at school.
465
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,335
So...
466
00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:51,004
One, one, two, one
467
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:53,131
One, two, three, two, one
468
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:55,925
One, two, three,
four, three, two, one
469
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:58,303
See? It's very easy.
All together now.
470
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:01,222
One, one, two, one
471
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:03,558
One, two, three,
four, three, two, one
472
00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:05,352
One, two, three, four, five...
473
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:08,021
No, sorry, there's no five. No five.
474
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,190
We'll start again.
475
00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:13,318
One, one, two, three, two, one
476
00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:14,652
One, two, one
477
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,654
One, two, three,
four, three, two, one
478
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:17,781
One, one, two, one...
479
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,240
- Bang!
- Oww!
480
00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:21,785
One, two, three, two...
481
00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:29,167
Bum-bum, ba-ba-bum
482
00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:30,669
Ba-ba-ba...
483
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,170
- Does it not remind you of...
- No.
484
00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:35,674
You were working
as a waitress in a...
485
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,175
Cocktail bar
486
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:38,426
Does that...
487
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:39,803
Shall we?
488
00:28:40,011 --> 00:28:41,846
...when I met you
489
00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:45,183
I picked you up, I shook you off
490
00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:47,477
I turned you around
491
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,480
I turned you into someone new
492
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:51,564
Come on, the chorus.
493
00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:53,692
Don't... Don't...
494
00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:55,610
Don't you want me?
495
00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:57,862
You know I don't believe it
496
00:28:58,113 --> 00:29:00,740
When I hear that you won't see me
497
00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:02,033
Don't
498
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:03,993
Don't you want me?
499
00:29:05,036 --> 00:29:09,416
You know I don't believe it
when I hear that you won't see me
500
00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:11,418
It's much too late to find
501
00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:13,503
That you think
you've changed your mind
502
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:18,216
You'd better change it back
or we will both be sorry
503
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:20,677
Don't you want me, baby?
504
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,554
Boom-ba-doop, boo
505
00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:26,433
Don't you want me, oh-oh?
506
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:29,686
Don't you want me, baby?
507
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,062
Ba-da-ba-ba
508
00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:34,733
Don't you want me, oh-oh?
509
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:38,236
Don't you want me, baby?
510
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:43,199
Don't you want me, oh-oh?
511
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,162
Erm...
512
00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:48,872
I was just thinking
we could have a chat
513
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:50,790
about how we're
gonna approach this.
514
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,710
I wasn't aware
we were approaching anything.
515
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,296
- I thought you asked for my help.
- To mobilise them.
516
00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:58,089
- I was thinking...
- Look.
517
00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:02,093
The point of choir isn't to facilitate
what the wives can already do.
518
00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:03,678
It's not sober karaoke.
519
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:06,181
Choir needs to be challenging
so that for one hour,
520
00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:09,059
they're thinking about something
other than their troubles.
521
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,644
We can't just muddle through.
522
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:15,148
It needs to be organised, something
we both know is not your strongpoint.
523
00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:19,152
Can I have my pocket money?
524
00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:21,279
What? You've had it.
525
00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:26,618
You know, you could do something
to earn a bit of extra money.
526
00:30:26,701 --> 00:30:28,703
I'm not stacking shelves
in the NAAFI again.
527
00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:31,581
No, I mean, like, child-minding
for the singing club.
528
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,249
- You could do that.
- I'm all right.
529
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:36,169
Where are you going?
I'm about to make dinner.
530
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,088
Nowhere. There is nowhere to go.
531
00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:41,466
- Well, what are you gonna eat?
- I might go to the chippy later.
532
00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:43,134
Oh, the chippy?
533
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,512
Good job you've got
your leathers on.
534
00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:47,097
You know, and your full face.
535
00:30:47,305 --> 00:30:48,431
For the chippy.
536
00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:57,649
- I want change.
- Bye!
537
00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:14,290
One, two, three...
538
00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:38,356
Oh, my God.
539
00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:26,571
Hey, Kate, you're a soprano.
540
00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:27,989
Yeah, of course you are.
541
00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:30,492
Why don't you take a seat over
there beside Annie?
542
00:32:30,575 --> 00:32:32,410
We're not singing Yazoo?
543
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:35,580
And don't get used to these.
I don't want you hiding behind them.
544
00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:37,540
- This is only the soprano part.
- Yeah.
545
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,460
- I divide them up into parts.
- How do we know when to come in?
546
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:43,505
I taught them.
They listened and they memorised.
547
00:32:43,588 --> 00:32:46,216
Oh. Are you going to play that thing
without any music?
548
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,261
Yeah, I just think reading music
makes things a bit stilted.
549
00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:52,555
Oh, not sure Mozart
would agree with that.
550
00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:55,225
Well, The Beatles didn't read music
and I think they did OK.
551
00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:56,810
Yeah, OK.
552
00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:59,020
So we're gonna do
exactly what we did earlier.
553
00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:00,438
I'm gonna give you
your starting note.
554
00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:06,111
Three, four...
555
00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:14,035
Looking from a window above
556
00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:16,496
It's like a story of love
557
00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:20,500
Can you hear me?
558
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:23,753
Came back only yesterday
559
00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:26,506
I'm moving further away
560
00:33:27,215 --> 00:33:29,884
Want you near me
561
00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:30,969
Yeah, OK.
562
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:32,053
It was really good, so...
563
00:33:32,137 --> 00:33:36,891
May I suggest we just take a little
time just to learn the parts properly
564
00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:38,643
so that when
we add them all together...
565
00:33:38,727 --> 00:33:40,103
Everyone's lost the will to live.
566
00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:43,523
Let's just sing it again.
Just have one go, right?
567
00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:45,191
- OK, fine.
- Let's just go again.
568
00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:46,735
Absolutely.
569
00:33:49,112 --> 00:33:52,198
Sorry, but, my right hand
will show the tempo.
570
00:33:52,282 --> 00:33:54,576
One, two, three, four...
571
00:33:54,659 --> 00:33:57,954
And my left hand is going to
tell you when to come in. Like this.
572
00:33:58,038 --> 00:33:59,956
It's like she's guiding
a plane in to land.
573
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,291
- Finished?
- Yeah.
574
00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:02,834
- And...
- Let's have a...
575
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,296
One, two, three, four...
576
00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:11,718
Looking from a window above
577
00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:14,554
It's like a story of love
578
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:18,391
Can you hear me?
579
00:34:18,850 --> 00:34:21,603
Came back only yesterday
580
00:34:21,686 --> 00:34:24,105
I'm moving further away
581
00:34:25,398 --> 00:34:28,360
Want you near me
582
00:34:29,486 --> 00:34:32,739
All I needed was the love you gave
583
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:38,078
All I needed for another day
584
00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:42,123
And all I ever knew
585
00:34:42,665 --> 00:34:44,084
Only you
586
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,806
We can't see you... There he is!
587
00:34:57,889 --> 00:34:59,808
- Can you see me?
- Say, "Hi, Daddy."
588
00:34:59,891 --> 00:35:02,477
- Hey, Billy.
- Hello, Daddy.
589
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,688
- Hey, mate.
- Hello, Daddy.
590
00:35:05,397 --> 00:35:07,148
- How are you?
- Good.
591
00:35:07,232 --> 00:35:10,026
What have you been doing, Billy?
Been a good boy for Mummy?
592
00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:12,946
Daddy misses you and Mummy
a million...
593
00:35:13,738 --> 00:35:15,115
I miss you too. Are you there?
594
00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:16,741
Hello?
595
00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,661
We've lost you.
Hang on, are you there?
596
00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:22,455
Hello?
597
00:35:45,228 --> 00:35:46,354
Ah-ha.
598
00:36:20,889 --> 00:36:23,224
The Ultimatt Air Bed
has a built-in pump
599
00:36:23,391 --> 00:36:25,518
and it can self-inflate
in just three minutes.
600
00:36:25,602 --> 00:36:27,771
Yeah, it's just so efficient.
601
00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:30,231
This bed can support
up to 200 kilograms.
602
00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:32,525
Suzy, you know
what weighs 200 kilograms?
603
00:36:32,609 --> 00:36:34,027
I don't know.
You tell me, Larry.
604
00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:35,320
This guy.
605
00:36:35,403 --> 00:36:38,365
Oh, my goodness!
Is that a gorilla?
606
00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:39,532
Get in here, fella.
607
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:43,536
It's not a real gorilla, it's actually
a man in a gorilla suit
608
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,455
and he has a weight
belt underneath.
609
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:47,665
Quite some weight. OK, go.
610
00:36:47,749 --> 00:36:49,876
Oh, wow!
611
00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:55,215
Ow!
612
00:37:00,804 --> 00:37:01,930
I can't...
613
00:37:04,349 --> 00:37:05,350
Frankie?
614
00:37:06,893 --> 00:37:09,646
- Are you all right?
- My stuff's all wet.
615
00:37:10,146 --> 00:37:11,147
I've got you.
616
00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:14,734
Shout, shout, let it all out
617
00:37:14,818 --> 00:37:16,319
Let it all out
618
00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:18,571
Let it all out
619
00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:25,662
These are the things
I can do without
620
00:37:25,745 --> 00:37:26,746
Come on
621
00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:28,540
Your mum's not answering.
622
00:37:28,623 --> 00:37:31,001
I've left a message,
I'm sure she'll be here in a minute.
623
00:37:31,084 --> 00:37:34,129
I'm not drunk, no. I only had one.
624
00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:38,425
Stop it spinning.
625
00:37:52,939 --> 00:37:54,566
Come on, let's get you on your side.
626
00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:58,862
There's a basin right here, OK?
627
00:38:07,662 --> 00:38:09,164
Sorry, I didn't see my phone.
628
00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:13,501
Right.
629
00:38:15,503 --> 00:38:17,922
I mean, we could leave her
and let her sleep it off.
630
00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:21,259
Yeah, maybe.
631
00:38:23,011 --> 00:38:24,054
Are you sure?
632
00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:25,722
Yeah.
633
00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:32,395
I guess they just need to let off
a bit of steam sometimes.
634
00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:38,526
Yeah. Apparently,
if they see their parents drinking,
635
00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:40,362
they're twice as likely
to do it themselves.
636
00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:44,991
Yeah.
637
00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,951
I'll let myself out. Thanks.
638
00:38:49,245 --> 00:38:51,331
- Bye.
- Bye.
639
00:38:55,919 --> 00:38:58,672
...control of
insurgent strongholds in the area.
640
00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:00,006
Hello.
641
00:39:00,757 --> 00:39:01,800
Hiya.
642
00:39:03,301 --> 00:39:04,719
Is toast all right?
643
00:39:05,553 --> 00:39:08,890
I'm afraid I don't have any exciting
breakfast cereals any more.
644
00:39:10,725 --> 00:39:11,976
I dried your things out.
645
00:39:12,477 --> 00:39:14,479
Thanks. Did I puke?
646
00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:15,772
Nope.
647
00:39:18,316 --> 00:39:19,693
Your house is dead tidy.
648
00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:23,029
Ours always looks like a bomb's
gone off when Dad's away.
649
00:39:23,571 --> 00:39:25,907
Then I guess you haven't got
anyone to make it messy, though.
650
00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:30,328
I suppose keeping it tidy
gives me something to do.
651
00:39:31,913 --> 00:39:33,498
So you don't think about him?
652
00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:38,628
They think we don't know
when people die, but we do.
653
00:39:39,462 --> 00:39:41,589
Like, everyone at school
talks about it.
654
00:39:42,424 --> 00:39:45,468
- They talk about Jamie?
- They talked about you more.
655
00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:51,349
Is that Jamie's car outside?
656
00:39:51,433 --> 00:39:52,726
No, it's mine.
657
00:40:01,317 --> 00:40:02,610
Ah, hi, Frankie.
658
00:40:03,528 --> 00:40:05,989
Right, are we ready to go
into the den and play a game?
659
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,409
Shall we go? OK, right. Take your
book and I'll see you in a minute.
660
00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:13,288
Oi, what are you doing?
You about to take a biscuit?
661
00:40:13,371 --> 00:40:15,665
Go on. Go inside,
we're gonna play a game together.
662
00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:17,834
- You minding kids?
- Do you want to go inside?
663
00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:21,046
I asked her. I hope that's OK.
They are a bit of a distraction.
664
00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:24,090
She's going to do it tomorrow as well
while we go for a hike on the moors.
665
00:40:24,174 --> 00:40:25,258
Right.
666
00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:29,971
Is that Kate's punishment
for you getting pissed last night?
667
00:40:31,264 --> 00:40:32,599
We need to talk about that,
by the way.
668
00:40:33,391 --> 00:40:34,559
Whatever.
669
00:40:34,642 --> 00:40:36,144
No, I'm serious. Where were you?
670
00:40:36,686 --> 00:40:37,687
I was just out.
671
00:40:38,271 --> 00:40:39,272
Frankie!
672
00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:41,191
What? You all get
pissed all the time
673
00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:43,109
cos there's nothing to do,
why shouldn't I?
674
00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:50,825
I said no sheet music.
675
00:40:51,743 --> 00:40:53,453
Right, everyone up.
676
00:40:54,037 --> 00:40:55,246
Here's your starting note.
677
00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:58,500
I'm gonna count us in. Three, four...
678
00:40:58,583 --> 00:41:00,710
Shout, shout
679
00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:02,545
Let it all out
680
00:41:02,921 --> 00:41:06,675
These are the things
I can do without
681
00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:07,759
Come on
682
00:41:07,842 --> 00:41:08,968
Louder.
683
00:41:09,260 --> 00:41:11,805
I'm talking to you, come on
684
00:41:11,888 --> 00:41:12,931
Come on, let rip!
685
00:41:13,014 --> 00:41:15,558
In violent times
686
00:41:16,226 --> 00:41:19,062
You shouldn't have to sell your soul
687
00:41:19,145 --> 00:41:20,146
That's good.
688
00:41:20,313 --> 00:41:23,191
In black and white
689
00:41:23,274 --> 00:41:26,820
They really, really ought to know
690
00:41:26,903 --> 00:41:28,446
OK, really belt it out this time.
691
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:32,534
And can we hear the Ts, please?
Enunciate. T-t-t.
692
00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:34,452
You shouldn't have to...
693
00:41:34,536 --> 00:41:38,456
Shout, shout, let it all out
694
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:42,252
These are the things
I can do without
695
00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:43,712
Come on
696
00:41:43,795 --> 00:41:44,796
Lisa?
697
00:41:44,879 --> 00:41:47,590
I'm talking to you, come on
698
00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:49,426
Look, I understand
you want them to be passionate
699
00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:52,262
but really,
it just doesn't sound very good.
700
00:41:52,512 --> 00:41:56,516
They're having fun. Better that
than sounding joyless and in tune.
701
00:41:56,599 --> 00:42:00,603
I don't think projection is our issue.
All the top conductors...
702
00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:03,023
This reminds me of
when my parents got divorced.
703
00:42:44,022 --> 00:42:45,607
Have you got first-aid kit, Crooks?
704
00:42:46,399 --> 00:42:48,443
What's the problem?
I'm the designated first-aider.
705
00:42:48,526 --> 00:42:50,779
Honestly, it's fine.
I just need some plasters.
706
00:42:50,862 --> 00:42:53,782
I'll be the judge of that.
There's nothing I didn't see in Iraq.
707
00:42:58,912 --> 00:43:00,413
It's for Dawn's nipples.
708
00:43:01,831 --> 00:43:03,625
She forgot to wear a bra
and they're chafing.
709
00:43:05,335 --> 00:43:08,213
Erm... you'll find
some plasters in there.
710
00:43:08,296 --> 00:43:10,799
Yeah, I'll bring... Yeah.
711
00:43:18,264 --> 00:43:19,891
Aa-ooh!
712
00:43:23,353 --> 00:43:24,896
Ooh, ooh
713
00:43:24,979 --> 00:43:26,356
Sounds really nice.
714
00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:29,234
That sounds gorgeous!
715
00:43:32,487 --> 00:43:33,655
Keep going, keep going.
716
00:43:33,738 --> 00:43:36,241
Looking from the window above
717
00:43:36,324 --> 00:43:38,326
Like a story of love
718
00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:39,536
- Go on!
- Go on.
719
00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:43,206
Can you hear me?
720
00:43:43,289 --> 00:43:45,875
Came back only yesterday
721
00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:48,753
I'm moving further away
722
00:43:49,713 --> 00:43:53,008
Want you near me
723
00:43:53,758 --> 00:43:57,387
All I needed was the love you gave
724
00:43:58,722 --> 00:44:02,475
All I needed for another day
725
00:44:02,892 --> 00:44:06,354
And all I ever knew
726
00:44:06,938 --> 00:44:07,981
Only you
727
00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:10,233
Ba-da-da, bum-bum
728
00:44:10,316 --> 00:44:12,819
Ba-da-da, bum-bum
729
00:44:12,902 --> 00:44:15,947
Sometimes when I
think of her name
730
00:44:16,031 --> 00:44:18,992
When it's only a game
731
00:44:19,701 --> 00:44:22,871
And I need you
732
00:44:23,163 --> 00:44:26,124
Listen to the words that you say...
733
00:44:27,709 --> 00:44:30,253
Go on, Jess.
734
00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:32,172
Bravo!
735
00:44:33,673 --> 00:44:35,091
Fifty quid a ticket, mate.
736
00:44:36,426 --> 00:44:38,428
Where are you going?
Where were you hiding that?
737
00:44:40,930 --> 00:44:43,058
Of course the Welsh girl
can bloody sing.
738
00:44:43,141 --> 00:44:44,559
It's all that yodelling
in the valleys.
739
00:44:44,642 --> 00:44:46,644
Thank you, kind ramblers!
740
00:44:46,728 --> 00:44:49,522
All of the people,
around us they say
741
00:44:49,606 --> 00:44:50,648
I don't know.
742
00:44:51,483 --> 00:44:53,902
Maybe this choir isn't about
singing for ourselves
743
00:44:54,819 --> 00:44:56,529
You know, maybe it's about them
being heard.
744
00:44:59,449 --> 00:45:00,909
Are you suggesting a performance?
745
00:45:00,992 --> 00:45:02,994
Yeah, but, you know, nothing fancy.
746
00:45:03,536 --> 00:45:04,829
Just maybe going to town.
747
00:45:05,663 --> 00:45:06,956
People round here
don't know we exist.
748
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,542
But the Military don't want us
to be tall poppies.
749
00:45:10,043 --> 00:45:12,212
- I don't know what that means.
- It means...
750
00:45:12,462 --> 00:45:13,963
It's about appropriateness.
751
00:45:14,506 --> 00:45:18,468
I'm sure between us we can
figure out something appropriate.
752
00:45:19,052 --> 00:45:20,303
That's amazing.
753
00:45:20,387 --> 00:45:22,555
In the market with
everyone watching?
754
00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:23,848
It ticks a box, apparently.
755
00:45:23,932 --> 00:45:26,142
The new community covenant
to break down barriers
756
00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:27,394
and engage with the locals.
757
00:45:27,477 --> 00:45:28,728
Can we do Lulu?
758
00:45:29,187 --> 00:45:32,273
What about something modern,
like Rihanna?
759
00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:35,360
- Africa by Toto.
- No, we need Holding Out For A Hero.
760
00:45:35,443 --> 00:45:38,071
- That's a classic.
- No, it has to be something serious.
761
00:45:38,154 --> 00:45:39,864
Bonnie Tyler's got
really serious hair.
762
00:45:40,365 --> 00:45:42,909
- Emotional serious.
- Time After Time, Cyndi Lauper.
763
00:45:43,284 --> 00:45:44,661
I don't think I could do a sad song.
764
00:45:44,869 --> 00:45:47,706
Just sing the tune. Don't think about
the meaning of the words.
765
00:45:47,789 --> 00:45:48,915
Can I do a solo?
766
00:45:51,042 --> 00:45:52,752
I promise I won't lose my nerve.
767
00:45:52,836 --> 00:45:54,504
Mm-hm. Erm...
768
00:45:55,422 --> 00:45:57,924
or, we were actually
thinking about...
769
00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:00,593
missus there.
770
00:46:02,554 --> 00:46:03,555
No way.
771
00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:06,474
- What? Why?
- No, I can't.
772
00:46:06,558 --> 00:46:09,394
You can.
773
00:46:09,477 --> 00:46:10,562
- You can.
- You can.
774
00:46:14,566 --> 00:46:17,027
One, two, three, four...
775
00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:19,237
Lying in my bed
776
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,406
I hear the clock tick
777
00:46:21,489 --> 00:46:23,783
And I think of you
778
00:46:23,867 --> 00:46:27,120
Caught up in circles
779
00:46:27,203 --> 00:46:30,832
Confusion is nothing new
780
00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:35,045
Secrets stolen
781
00:46:35,795 --> 00:46:38,381
From deep inside
782
00:46:38,798 --> 00:46:41,426
The second hand unwinds
783
00:46:41,509 --> 00:46:45,347
If you're lost
you can look and you will find me
784
00:46:46,139 --> 00:46:48,224
Time after time
785
00:46:48,808 --> 00:46:53,146
If you fall
I will catch you, I'll be waiting
786
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,066
Time after time
787
00:46:57,025 --> 00:47:00,278
Sometimes you picture me
788
00:47:00,362 --> 00:47:04,074
I'm walking too far ahead
789
00:47:05,450 --> 00:47:08,536
You're calling to me
790
00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:12,499
I can't hear what you've said
791
00:47:12,957 --> 00:47:16,544
Secrets stolen
792
00:47:16,628 --> 00:47:19,297
From deep inside
793
00:47:19,923 --> 00:47:22,550
The drum beats out of time
794
00:47:22,634 --> 00:47:26,554
If you're lost
you can look and you will find me
795
00:47:26,638 --> 00:47:28,682
Time after time
796
00:47:29,307 --> 00:47:31,476
If you fall
I will catch you, I'll be waiting
797
00:47:31,559 --> 00:47:33,395
I will be waiting
798
00:47:33,603 --> 00:47:35,689
I will be waiting
799
00:47:36,856 --> 00:47:39,067
I will be waiting
800
00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:41,736
Time after time
801
00:47:41,986 --> 00:47:43,947
If you fall, I will catch you
I'll be waiting
802
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,825
I will be waiting...
803
00:47:47,492 --> 00:47:50,245
All seems first-rate.
Same time next month, then.
804
00:47:50,328 --> 00:47:53,331
Let me just show you what the women
have been up to since your last visit.
805
00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:57,585
...too far ahead
806
00:47:57,669 --> 00:48:00,630
You're calling to me
807
00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:03,800
I can't hear what you have said
808
00:48:03,883 --> 00:48:07,053
HQ are going to love this. Fits in
perfectly with the new directives.
809
00:48:07,137 --> 00:48:09,848
You should have heard them
on the hike, sir. We were in...
810
00:48:09,931 --> 00:48:11,474
Thank you, Captain.
My car's waiting.
811
00:48:12,809 --> 00:48:15,395
The drum beats out of time
812
00:48:15,478 --> 00:48:19,399
If you're lost
you can look and you will find me
813
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,360
Time after time
814
00:48:22,986 --> 00:48:24,863
If you fall, I will catch you...
815
00:48:24,946 --> 00:48:27,073
I'll be waiting
816
00:48:27,699 --> 00:48:29,784
Time after time
817
00:48:30,326 --> 00:48:34,581
If you're lost
you can look and you will find me
818
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,668
Time after time
819
00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:40,920
Time after time
820
00:48:41,171 --> 00:48:45,967
If you fall, I will catch you...
I will be waiting
821
00:48:46,176 --> 00:48:48,386
Time after time
822
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:52,432
If you're lost,
you can look and you will find me
823
00:48:53,308 --> 00:48:55,226
Time after time
824
00:48:55,810 --> 00:48:59,564
If you fall, I will catch you...
I will be waiting
825
00:49:00,732 --> 00:49:02,859
Time after time
826
00:49:04,110 --> 00:49:05,111
Time after time
827
00:49:05,195 --> 00:49:06,571
I need to speak to you all.
828
00:49:06,654 --> 00:49:10,075
Oh, Jesus. Is it about the blow-up
doll we sent out to Bastion?
829
00:49:13,578 --> 00:49:14,579
She's joking.
830
00:49:16,039 --> 00:49:19,334
Brigadier Groves heard you rehearsing
when he was here a few weeks ago.
831
00:49:19,918 --> 00:49:21,252
He's told the top brass.
832
00:49:25,882 --> 00:49:28,593
And you've been invited to sing
at the Festival of Remembrance.
833
00:49:30,845 --> 00:49:31,930
What?
834
00:49:33,431 --> 00:49:35,016
The Festival of
Remembrance on TV?
835
00:49:36,768 --> 00:49:38,228
- The big one?
- That one.
836
00:49:38,311 --> 00:49:39,521
At the Royal Albert Hall?
837
00:49:48,154 --> 00:49:49,739
I can't wait to tell my mum.
838
00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:52,117
Do you reckon the lads will be able
to see it out in Afghan?
839
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,536
- Hope not.
- You don't need to worry.
840
00:49:54,619 --> 00:49:56,746
We are gonna be match fit
after that market gig.
841
00:49:56,830 --> 00:49:59,457
It's all right for you, Maz.
You haven't got to do a solo.
842
00:49:59,582 --> 00:50:02,210
Just see the market
as a dress rehearsal.
843
00:50:02,293 --> 00:50:05,171
And I'll be by your side.
Like shoulder buddies.
844
00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:07,841
Eh? Come on, cheer up.
845
00:50:07,924 --> 00:50:09,384
You're not helping, Maz.
846
00:50:09,592 --> 00:50:11,511
Is that not helping you?
847
00:50:14,597 --> 00:50:16,141
Stop the war,
sign the petition.
848
00:50:16,474 --> 00:50:18,143
Stop the war, sign the petition.
849
00:50:18,226 --> 00:50:20,562
Troops out of Afghanistan.
Stop the war, sign the petition.
850
00:50:20,645 --> 00:50:22,981
Stop the bloodshed.
Troops out of Afghanistan.
851
00:50:23,064 --> 00:50:24,482
Can I interest you in a leaflet?
852
00:50:24,566 --> 00:50:27,402
We don't have the privilege of being
against the war. We're married to it.
853
00:50:28,194 --> 00:50:29,279
Stop it.
854
00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:36,745
Good afternoon, everyone.
855
00:50:37,787 --> 00:50:41,666
We are
the Flitcroft Military Wives Choir.
856
00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:44,627
We'd like to sing for you
this afternoon.
857
00:50:57,974 --> 00:51:00,185
Three, four...
858
00:51:03,772 --> 00:51:06,399
Lying in my bed
859
00:51:06,483 --> 00:51:08,818
I hear the clock tick
860
00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:10,987
And I think of you
861
00:51:11,321 --> 00:51:14,449
Caught up in circles
862
00:51:14,532 --> 00:51:17,827
Confusion is nothing new
863
00:51:19,412 --> 00:51:22,457
You say, "Go slow"
864
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,168
I fall behind
865
00:51:25,377 --> 00:51:27,212
The second hand...
866
00:51:27,295 --> 00:51:29,798
The second hand unwinds
867
00:51:29,881 --> 00:51:34,052
If you're lost
you can look and you will find me
868
00:51:34,135 --> 00:51:36,721
Time after time
869
00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:39,683
If you fall
I will catch you, I'll be waiting
870
00:51:39,766 --> 00:51:41,643
I will be waiting
871
00:51:41,726 --> 00:51:44,270
Time after time
872
00:51:44,979 --> 00:51:48,024
Time after time
873
00:51:48,733 --> 00:51:51,528
Time after time
874
00:51:51,611 --> 00:51:52,696
Come on.
875
00:51:52,779 --> 00:51:55,407
Time after time
876
00:52:09,921 --> 00:52:12,549
Time after time
877
00:52:13,466 --> 00:52:14,467
Time after time
878
00:52:14,551 --> 00:52:16,094
We'll be laughed out
of the Albert Hall.
879
00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:20,098
I don't want to sing any more.
880
00:52:21,057 --> 00:52:22,642
I'm not a minor, I'm just shit!
881
00:52:22,934 --> 00:52:25,270
Maybe you could silently
mouth the words.
882
00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:26,938
Like Dawn.
883
00:52:31,526 --> 00:52:32,736
Erm... Marilyn?
884
00:52:33,153 --> 00:52:36,740
What does your football coach
say to you after a defeat?
885
00:52:37,198 --> 00:52:39,200
Easy. It's all about control.
886
00:52:39,284 --> 00:52:40,285
Exactly.
887
00:52:40,785 --> 00:52:42,579
A defence-splitting pass,
bring it down,
888
00:52:42,662 --> 00:52:43,997
knock it to the forwards. Boom.
889
00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:49,377
- Look, do you like singing?
- Of course we do.
890
00:52:49,461 --> 00:52:51,671
- Do you like being in the choir?
- Love it.
891
00:52:51,755 --> 00:52:54,924
Think the top brass would've asked
you to sing if you were shit?
892
00:52:55,675 --> 00:52:57,093
No, we just chose the wrong venue.
893
00:52:57,177 --> 00:52:59,137
- Yeah, and that was our fault.
- Exactly.
894
00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:02,474
Do you want to give up because of
that or work harder
895
00:53:02,557 --> 00:53:03,725
so we really kill it
at the Albert Hall?
896
00:53:03,808 --> 00:53:05,226
- Kill it.
- Which?
897
00:53:05,852 --> 00:53:07,020
- Kill it.
- Right.
898
00:53:08,605 --> 00:53:09,981
So how shall we do that, Kate?
899
00:53:11,524 --> 00:53:14,235
Er... well, we choose
a small repertoire.
900
00:53:14,319 --> 00:53:17,447
We practise together and at home.
901
00:53:18,156 --> 00:53:20,116
We tweak, we review, tweak, review
902
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,243
until we come together
like a shoal of fish.
903
00:53:23,953 --> 00:53:26,456
The best Military Wives choir
in England.
904
00:53:26,790 --> 00:53:30,210
Well, the only Military Wives choir
in England.
905
00:53:32,504 --> 00:53:34,130
Come on, girls.
906
00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:36,216
We're singing for England
907
00:53:36,299 --> 00:53:37,801
Eng-ger-land
908
00:53:37,884 --> 00:53:40,011
We're singing in a foreign...
909
00:53:40,095 --> 00:53:42,263
Oi! If I'd done that...
910
00:53:42,555 --> 00:53:43,973
For England
911
00:53:44,057 --> 00:53:47,769
You've got to hold and give
and do it at the right time
912
00:53:47,852 --> 00:53:51,690
You can be slow or fast
but you must get to the line
913
00:53:53,650 --> 00:53:55,318
Behold our choir.
914
00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:57,862
Dignified, noble.
915
00:53:58,530 --> 00:53:59,531
Class.
916
00:53:59,614 --> 00:54:02,992
So catch me if you can
cos I'm an England woman
917
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,829
What would your karaoke song be?
918
00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:08,206
Karaoke's my idea of hell.
919
00:54:08,289 --> 00:54:10,166
But if you had to,
if you'd no choice?
920
00:54:11,418 --> 00:54:14,337
Well,
I did do Tainted Love once.
921
00:54:14,421 --> 00:54:16,381
But then I drank two bottles
of white wine,
922
00:54:16,464 --> 00:54:17,632
smoked a packet of cigarettes
923
00:54:17,716 --> 00:54:19,968
and threw up
in Richard's parents' garden.
924
00:54:20,051 --> 00:54:22,137
Sounds like a good night.
So Tainted Love?
925
00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:24,222
- No!
- I'll do it with you.
926
00:54:24,305 --> 00:54:26,558
Come on. Imagine their little faces.
927
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,436
Why not? No one's going to remember
in the morning. We're doing it.
928
00:54:30,186 --> 00:54:32,981
Kiki and Elton.
Come on, everyone, this is a classic.
929
00:54:33,898 --> 00:54:35,942
That's a lucky escape. Next one.
930
00:54:39,654 --> 00:54:41,448
Don't go breaking my heart
931
00:54:42,782 --> 00:54:45,243
I couldn't if I tried
932
00:54:46,786 --> 00:54:49,706
Well, honey, if I get restless...
933
00:54:59,174 --> 00:55:01,509
You took the weight off of me
934
00:55:02,635 --> 00:55:05,805
Oh, honey, knock...
Knock on my door
935
00:55:06,514 --> 00:55:08,558
Ooh, I gave you my key
936
00:55:10,185 --> 00:55:12,145
Ohhh...
937
00:55:12,228 --> 00:55:13,772
Ooh-hoo
938
00:55:14,147 --> 00:55:16,149
Nobody knows it
939
00:55:23,615 --> 00:55:24,616
Hey.
940
00:55:25,367 --> 00:55:26,785
I wasn't trying to be pushy.
941
00:55:26,868 --> 00:55:29,079
No, no, no.
I just needed some air, that's all.
942
00:55:29,412 --> 00:55:31,956
Yeah, well, Kevin's singing
will do that to you.
943
00:55:41,883 --> 00:55:44,803
Jamie and I sang that song together
at his 18th.
944
00:55:46,262 --> 00:55:47,639
- Oh, fuck.
- Yeah.
945
00:55:50,058 --> 00:55:52,394
He made me. I was mortified.
946
00:55:52,477 --> 00:55:54,062
He, of course,
thought it was hilarious.
947
00:55:57,232 --> 00:55:59,442
But then, he thought
his job on this earth
948
00:55:59,526 --> 00:56:01,027
was to keep people laughing.
949
00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:09,869
Yeah, I remember Red saying that
he had a way of looking at things...
950
00:56:10,745 --> 00:56:12,539
he'd just find the funny
in everything.
951
00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:16,376
Even when he was little.
952
00:56:17,085 --> 00:56:20,296
Whenever Richard went away,
we'd have this big jar of sweets,
953
00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:23,425
and Jamie was allowed one sweet
a day every day of the tour.
954
00:56:23,967 --> 00:56:26,261
And when the jar
was empty, Richard...
955
00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:28,263
Frankie did that.
956
00:56:28,847 --> 00:56:31,599
Counting down the days till the
family was back together again.
957
00:56:32,350 --> 00:56:35,353
Jamie used to say,
"Until we laugh again."
958
00:56:38,815 --> 00:56:40,442
Mm.
959
00:56:42,402 --> 00:56:43,987
- That's so sweet.
- Yeah.
960
00:56:48,491 --> 00:56:50,035
I don't know how you...
961
00:56:55,582 --> 00:56:57,083
Oh.
962
00:56:57,917 --> 00:56:59,169
Right, OK.
963
00:56:59,252 --> 00:57:00,628
I'm off.
964
00:57:00,712 --> 00:57:02,714
You don't have to.
I'm not gonna make you sing.
965
00:57:03,006 --> 00:57:04,049
Good night.
966
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:06,384
Hey, Kate?
967
00:57:06,968 --> 00:57:08,053
The Albert Hall, huh?
968
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:11,056
Not tall poppies any more,
we're bloody sunflowers.
969
00:57:13,266 --> 00:57:14,267
Night.
970
00:57:16,895 --> 00:57:18,313
If you wanna be my lover
971
00:57:20,398 --> 00:57:22,692
Slam, slam, slam, slam!
972
00:57:22,901 --> 00:57:24,778
If you wanna be my lover...
973
00:57:24,861 --> 00:57:26,571
Slam your body down
and wind it all around
974
00:57:26,654 --> 00:57:28,406
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
975
00:57:43,922 --> 00:57:46,091
- Tell me.
- Comms are down.
976
00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:49,094
Richard's been injured
but he's gonna be OK.
977
00:57:49,219 --> 00:57:50,637
He's in Kabul hospital.
978
00:57:50,970 --> 00:57:53,556
RAMC will fly him back later today,
979
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,558
transfer him straight to Flitcroft.
980
00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:56,810
Any fatalities?
981
00:57:58,353 --> 00:57:59,354
Handball.
982
00:58:00,021 --> 00:58:01,106
You handballed that.
983
00:58:03,775 --> 00:58:05,360
Skills. Go on.
984
00:58:07,028 --> 00:58:08,279
Gotcha. Ready?
985
00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:18,748
Pass me the ball.
986
00:58:19,541 --> 00:58:20,750
Come on, pass me the ball.
987
00:58:22,127 --> 00:58:23,753
Let's go and get a little biccy
or something, eh?
988
00:58:24,337 --> 00:58:25,463
All right?
989
00:58:29,092 --> 00:58:30,760
- Any pink ones?
- Yeah.
990
00:58:41,104 --> 00:58:43,064
Sarah Cartwright?
991
00:58:53,992 --> 00:58:55,243
Who is her trusted friend?
992
00:58:55,827 --> 00:58:59,205
She didn't name anyone. Said she was
waiting to see who she got close to.
993
00:59:02,959 --> 00:59:06,838
Well, Jess is
good at stuff like that. Or Ruby.
994
00:59:07,672 --> 00:59:08,798
She's asked for you, Kate.
995
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:11,509
Says you've been there yourself.
996
00:59:26,107 --> 00:59:27,192
OK.
997
00:59:40,705 --> 00:59:41,790
It's fallen over.
998
00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:44,501
Sorry?
999
00:59:45,251 --> 00:59:46,753
Liam's teddy's fallen over.
1000
00:59:48,755 --> 00:59:50,256
That doesn't mean anything.
1001
00:59:51,424 --> 00:59:53,551
Of course it does,
because what it means has happened.
1002
01:00:03,228 --> 01:00:04,229
Here.
1003
01:00:06,272 --> 01:00:07,315
Thanks.
1004
01:00:18,076 --> 01:00:19,452
Do I have to leave the base now?
1005
01:00:20,537 --> 01:00:23,164
No. No, whenever you're ready.
1006
01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:26,668
But don't think about that now.
1007
01:00:52,527 --> 01:00:53,528
Right, so...
1008
01:00:54,529 --> 01:00:55,613
shall we give it a go?
1009
01:00:59,534 --> 01:01:01,911
Do you think she's read
Liam's death letter yet?
1010
01:01:04,372 --> 01:01:06,458
I don't think I could read Stu's
if it came to it.
1011
01:01:09,294 --> 01:01:10,503
I read Malc's...
1012
01:01:12,547 --> 01:01:14,257
after the last Afghan tour.
1013
01:01:16,634 --> 01:01:17,719
I'd do it again.
1014
01:01:20,138 --> 01:01:21,431
It helped me. It said...
1015
01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:26,853
all these lovely things about me
that he'd never say to my face.
1016
01:01:30,774 --> 01:01:33,943
To be fair, though, he's not gonna
not write that, is he?
1017
01:01:36,196 --> 01:01:38,656
I mean, he's not gonna write
a list of things he hates about you.
1018
01:01:41,493 --> 01:01:45,163
"Dear Ruby, wish you'd rinse the
bath out after you shave your legs."
1019
01:01:47,332 --> 01:01:48,375
"Dear Jess,
1020
01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:51,586
"really wish you wouldn't wash up
the cups before I'd finished my tea."
1021
01:01:51,670 --> 01:01:54,422
I wish you wouldn't do that,
to be honest. It's so annoying.
1022
01:01:55,298 --> 01:01:57,842
I just can't bear
the thought of anyone
1023
01:01:57,926 --> 01:02:00,261
coming to give me bad news
and the house being a mess.
1024
01:02:05,809 --> 01:02:08,228
I'm not in
the mood for singing today.
1025
01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:31,960
Darling.
1026
01:02:34,129 --> 01:02:36,464
This is nothing serious.
1027
01:02:39,509 --> 01:02:41,720
- You're lucky.
- I was stupid.
1028
01:02:41,803 --> 01:02:42,929
Mm.
1029
01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:46,891
Katy, there's something
I need to tell you.
1030
01:02:48,351 --> 01:02:49,394
No, you don't.
1031
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,813
- I don't?
- No.
1032
01:02:53,273 --> 01:02:54,524
I know you didn't have to go.
1033
01:02:55,442 --> 01:02:56,609
You put yourself forward.
1034
01:03:00,739 --> 01:03:05,618
You try and file away those feelings
about what happened
1035
01:03:05,702 --> 01:03:07,495
on the shelves in your head.
1036
01:03:12,542 --> 01:03:13,710
I shouldn't have gone.
1037
01:03:19,674 --> 01:03:22,510
Richard, sorry, I've got so many
things to do, I've got to leave.
1038
01:03:22,594 --> 01:03:23,720
Call you later.
1039
01:03:23,803 --> 01:03:26,681
It's the thing I admire
about you most, the way you cope.
1040
01:03:29,309 --> 01:03:31,353
That is a depressing thing to say,
Richard.
1041
01:03:31,436 --> 01:03:33,104
Are you going to put that
on my gravestone?
1042
01:03:33,188 --> 01:03:36,316
I meant I understand how you feel.
1043
01:03:36,399 --> 01:03:39,527
Oh, you understand?
What do you understand, exactly?
1044
01:03:40,153 --> 01:03:42,280
- Enlighten me.
- No, I just...
1045
01:03:42,364 --> 01:03:44,407
I'm the one who has
to answer the phone in the night,
1046
01:03:44,491 --> 01:03:46,534
who has to worry about
what state you'll come back in,
1047
01:03:46,618 --> 01:03:49,996
who has to...
who has to look at you in that bed
1048
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:53,083
and then I have to go out there,
I have to get on with it
1049
01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:54,334
and do my duty.
1050
01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:57,253
I have responsibilities,
I can't go round with a wet face.
1051
01:03:57,671 --> 01:04:01,591
"I'm so sorry, my husband's been blown up.
Would you like a cup of tea?
1052
01:04:01,883 --> 01:04:04,469
"I'm so sorry, my husband's
got shrapnel in his head.
1053
01:04:04,594 --> 01:04:05,595
"Have some cake."
1054
01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:08,264
I've always said you should be paid
for what you do.
1055
01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:38,920
Lisa, I can't come to practice now.
I'm at the hospital with Richard.
1056
01:04:39,004 --> 01:04:40,046
How is he?
1057
01:04:40,839 --> 01:04:43,633
- He's fine.
- OK. Good.
1058
01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:46,678
- What's the matter?
- No, I just wanted to, erm...
1059
01:04:47,178 --> 01:04:49,806
let you know that you don't need
to worry about the Albert Hall.
1060
01:04:49,889 --> 01:04:51,599
The women don't want
to do it any more.
1061
01:04:52,017 --> 01:04:54,144
- It's a bit late for that.
- I'm sorry?
1062
01:04:54,227 --> 01:04:57,063
It's utterly inappropriate
to pull out now.
1063
01:04:57,147 --> 01:05:00,025
Well, they feel it would be utterly
inappropriate for them to sing.
1064
01:05:00,150 --> 01:05:02,110
Lisa, if we pull out now,
1065
01:05:02,277 --> 01:05:04,654
it will reflect badly on all of us.
1066
01:05:06,156 --> 01:05:07,407
Shit.
1067
01:05:18,209 --> 01:05:20,170
There will be a service
at Camp Bastion.
1068
01:05:21,755 --> 01:05:23,631
Then Liam's body will be repatriated
1069
01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:26,634
on a C-17 aircraft
coming through Wootton Bassett.
1070
01:05:29,804 --> 01:05:33,308
After that, you and his parents are
going to have to make some decisions.
1071
01:05:34,351 --> 01:05:37,187
Well, he grew up in care.
It's just me and the Army.
1072
01:05:39,689 --> 01:05:40,857
And he...
1073
01:05:40,940 --> 01:05:43,026
Did he ever express any wishes?
1074
01:05:45,445 --> 01:05:46,821
No? OK.
1075
01:05:48,823 --> 01:05:51,826
Well, then, we have to decide
what you want,
1076
01:05:51,910 --> 01:05:54,954
whether you want a cremation
or a burial...
1077
01:05:55,997 --> 01:05:57,499
flowers and a reading...
1078
01:06:03,546 --> 01:06:04,589
What did you do?
1079
01:06:06,466 --> 01:06:08,051
Oh, erm...
1080
01:06:09,344 --> 01:06:10,887
James had a willow coffin.
1081
01:06:12,472 --> 01:06:14,057
Are they the ones
where there's no lid
1082
01:06:14,140 --> 01:06:16,351
and the bodies are covered
with flowers?
1083
01:06:16,434 --> 01:06:18,937
You can do, but Jamie needed a lid.
1084
01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:25,902
Liam's gonna need a lid as well,
isn't he?
1085
01:06:29,364 --> 01:06:31,491
Shall I get that?
1086
01:06:31,574 --> 01:06:32,701
It's OK.
1087
01:06:34,285 --> 01:06:35,453
Right.
1088
01:06:42,168 --> 01:06:43,211
Guys.
1089
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,171
Oh, come in, come in. Come in.
1090
01:06:56,683 --> 01:06:57,684
Guys?
1091
01:06:58,143 --> 01:06:59,352
OK.
1092
01:06:59,936 --> 01:07:01,187
Sorry, could I...
1093
01:07:02,230 --> 01:07:05,567
Could I just play you something
and ask you a question?
1094
01:07:08,153 --> 01:07:12,907
So I first met Liam when he
was put next to me in English.
1095
01:07:13,241 --> 01:07:15,160
He was dead naughty
and I was always a bit of a swat.
1096
01:07:15,243 --> 01:07:17,078
They thought I'd sort him out.
1097
01:07:18,496 --> 01:07:21,541
But our teacher took us on a trip
to York Cathedral.
1098
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,960
And there was a
choir practising this.
1099
01:07:24,419 --> 01:07:27,589
Liam hated classical music.
He preferred grime.
1100
01:07:27,672 --> 01:07:30,175
But he
did always like this.
1101
01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:32,135
This one.
1102
01:07:33,595 --> 01:07:36,890
And he sat next to me to listen to it.
1103
01:07:36,973 --> 01:07:39,768
And while it was playing,
he touched my hand.
1104
01:07:40,852 --> 01:07:43,855
And I remember nothing
about the rest of the concert,
1105
01:07:43,938 --> 01:07:45,523
I was too busy thinking
about his hand.
1106
01:07:48,902 --> 01:07:53,281
So that is how I'd really like to feel
when I say bye to him.
1107
01:07:55,658 --> 01:07:59,204
You know, I want to feel
his hand touching mine.
1108
01:08:00,330 --> 01:08:02,415
So I'd really, really love it if...
1109
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:07,962
if you could sing this for me,
well, for him, at his service.
1110
01:08:31,361 --> 01:08:38,243
Maiden mild
1111
01:08:40,620 --> 01:08:47,585
O, listen to a maiden's prayer
1112
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:57,804
For Thou canst hear amid the wild
1113
01:09:00,390 --> 01:09:03,309
'Tis Thou
1114
01:09:03,601 --> 01:09:10,567
'Tis Thou canst save amid despair
1115
01:09:13,028 --> 01:09:14,487
Fire!
1116
01:09:18,158 --> 01:09:19,409
Load!
1117
01:09:23,788 --> 01:09:25,290
Fire!
1118
01:09:25,373 --> 01:09:27,959
- It was a beautiful service.
- Thank you.
1119
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:29,961
Kate.
1120
01:09:31,087 --> 01:09:32,213
It's been far too long.
1121
01:09:33,214 --> 01:09:36,343
I'm really looking forward
to the full choir performance
1122
01:09:36,426 --> 01:09:37,719
at the Festival of Remembrance.
1123
01:09:37,802 --> 01:09:40,096
Yes, but sadly
we're not going to do it.
1124
01:09:40,305 --> 01:09:41,389
What?
1125
01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:44,642
Yes, the women have decided
that it's just too soon.
1126
01:09:52,484 --> 01:09:53,860
You're not doing the Albert Hall?
1127
01:09:54,819 --> 01:09:55,820
Well...
1128
01:09:56,696 --> 01:09:59,032
You sang today and it was beautiful.
1129
01:09:59,115 --> 01:10:00,325
But that was just for you today,
1130
01:10:00,408 --> 01:10:02,077
it was personal,
not for entertainment.
1131
01:10:02,660 --> 01:10:04,579
Guys, make
it personal, then.
1132
01:10:05,622 --> 01:10:06,748
Please don't pull out.
1133
01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:11,127
There are gonna be
so many people in that room...
1134
01:10:12,087 --> 01:10:13,254
like me.
1135
01:10:15,215 --> 01:10:16,883
And I want to do this for them.
1136
01:10:17,676 --> 01:10:19,552
But I can't do that on my own.
1137
01:10:23,056 --> 01:10:25,642
- What are we gonna sing?
- Does it have to be classical?
1138
01:10:26,059 --> 01:10:27,268
Dunno.
1139
01:10:28,103 --> 01:10:30,563
Maybe we should do Angels,
like at Sarah's wedding.
1140
01:10:30,980 --> 01:10:32,524
It's not really about us,
though, is it?
1141
01:10:33,066 --> 01:10:35,110
We're not gonna find anything
that's about us, though.
1142
01:10:36,152 --> 01:10:37,862
Know what song
I've always really liked?
1143
01:10:37,987 --> 01:10:39,698
That Dido one where she goes,
1144
01:10:39,781 --> 01:10:42,617
"I woke up, my tea's cold,
I've got a hangover
1145
01:10:42,701 --> 01:10:43,827
"but you've made everything great."
1146
01:10:43,910 --> 01:10:44,953
That classic!
1147
01:10:45,036 --> 01:10:47,122
It is a classic, it's really personal.
1148
01:10:47,205 --> 01:10:50,208
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why
1149
01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:52,711
I got out of bed at all
1150
01:10:52,794 --> 01:10:56,214
The morning rain
clouds on my window
1151
01:10:56,381 --> 01:10:58,550
And I can't see at all
1152
01:10:58,758 --> 01:11:02,220
And then Eminem, don't say it,
starts rapping about a psychotic stalker.
1153
01:11:03,096 --> 01:11:04,973
Love that at the Royal Albert Hall.
1154
01:11:05,056 --> 01:11:07,017
Maz could do that bit. Bit of rapping.
1155
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:08,893
- I forgot about that bit.
- Maz and a rap.
1156
01:11:11,104 --> 01:11:12,188
Let's, er...
1157
01:11:13,148 --> 01:11:14,482
Let's just keep thinking, yeah?
1158
01:11:14,691 --> 01:11:16,192
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1159
01:11:16,609 --> 01:11:18,862
- All right.
- Night. Have a good night.
1160
01:11:32,542 --> 01:11:34,336
Yeah!
1161
01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:47,015
Oh, you have a bluey from Dad.
1162
01:11:48,475 --> 01:11:49,517
Right.
1163
01:12:10,580 --> 01:12:11,790
Do you want to watch a film?
1164
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,001
A film.
1165
01:12:16,586 --> 01:12:17,629
Oh.
1166
01:12:18,963 --> 01:12:19,964
Yeah.
1167
01:12:20,048 --> 01:12:21,758
- Yeah.
- What do you fancy?
1168
01:12:24,386 --> 01:12:25,387
I will have a look.
1169
01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:34,354
Rocky?
1170
01:12:36,272 --> 01:12:38,233
What? Are you serious?
1171
01:12:38,316 --> 01:12:39,317
Yeah.
1172
01:12:39,818 --> 01:12:41,486
- OK, fine.
- Yes, yes!
1173
01:12:45,615 --> 01:12:47,033
That's a good idea, Lisa.
1174
01:12:47,409 --> 01:12:50,412
But the thing is,
all my letters are about QPR.
1175
01:12:51,621 --> 01:12:54,374
Mine are far too mucky.
1176
01:12:55,166 --> 01:12:57,502
We won't put any of the dirty bits in.
We'll just...
1177
01:12:58,169 --> 01:13:01,256
you know, find bits
that represent our feelings
1178
01:13:01,339 --> 01:13:02,966
and just work it into the song.
1179
01:13:03,174 --> 01:13:04,300
Just like that?
1180
01:13:04,384 --> 01:13:06,886
I'm not expecting
to win a Brit Award.
1181
01:13:06,970 --> 01:13:08,179
But how bad can it be?
1182
01:13:08,263 --> 01:13:10,432
You've not read what I've written.
1183
01:13:10,515 --> 01:13:14,019
It's not gonna be all, "I love you
to the moon and back" is it?
1184
01:13:14,978 --> 01:13:16,896
I don't want to puke down myself
in the Albert Hall.
1185
01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:20,275
You don't want me to make us
look like meek little women
1186
01:13:20,358 --> 01:13:21,818
pining for our big brave husbands?
1187
01:13:21,901 --> 01:13:23,236
And wives.
1188
01:13:23,319 --> 01:13:25,989
What's wrong with saying,
"I love you to the moon and back"?
1189
01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:29,534
There's nothing wrong
with it at all, Jess.
1190
01:13:29,617 --> 01:13:30,869
It's just a little bit...
1191
01:13:30,952 --> 01:13:32,954
- Sorry.
- Kate?
1192
01:13:33,955 --> 01:13:36,041
Lisa's got an idea
for the Albert Hall.
1193
01:13:36,124 --> 01:13:37,125
Oh, good.
1194
01:13:37,625 --> 01:13:40,420
I was just thinking about
what Sarah was saying...
1195
01:13:40,545 --> 01:13:43,673
about making the
song more personal.
1196
01:13:44,382 --> 01:13:45,550
We're gonna write our own song.
1197
01:13:46,634 --> 01:13:48,094
- Using bits of our letters.
- Yeah.
1198
01:13:48,178 --> 01:13:49,971
And putting
them to Lisa's tune.
1199
01:13:51,139 --> 01:13:52,140
Oh.
1200
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:54,768
- Play your song for her.
- Go on, play it.
1201
01:13:55,101 --> 01:13:57,395
It's not a song yet. It's just...
1202
01:13:58,438 --> 01:14:00,190
It's a... You know, it's like a...
1203
01:14:02,233 --> 01:14:05,278
It's a tune.
You have to imagine the words bit.
1204
01:14:13,578 --> 01:14:15,288
Actually, do you think
we could talk about this later?
1205
01:14:18,124 --> 01:14:20,460
Well, why don't we talk about it
now? Everyone's here.
1206
01:14:22,253 --> 01:14:25,674
Really, how realistic is this,
given your limitations?
1207
01:14:26,383 --> 01:14:29,177
- What?
- You can't read music, can you?
1208
01:14:30,303 --> 01:14:34,015
The Festival of Remembrance
is a professional event.
1209
01:14:34,099 --> 01:14:37,977
It's not some amateur
school choir performance.
1210
01:14:38,228 --> 01:14:41,147
We cannot embarrass ourselves
and we cannot let Flitcroft down.
1211
01:14:41,231 --> 01:14:42,357
Do you know what? Forget it.
1212
01:14:44,567 --> 01:14:45,944
Let's go back to the song board.
1213
01:14:47,445 --> 01:14:48,488
Come on.
1214
01:14:49,447 --> 01:14:50,907
I think we should
write our own song.
1215
01:14:52,075 --> 01:14:53,076
Lisa, go on.
1216
01:14:53,493 --> 01:14:55,662
And even if it's not amazing,
at least it's ours.
1217
01:14:56,079 --> 01:14:57,080
Exactly.
1218
01:14:58,206 --> 01:14:59,374
- Agreed.
- Yeah.
1219
01:15:01,626 --> 01:15:02,627
Next up,
1220
01:15:02,711 --> 01:15:06,548
we have the innovative LED
colour-changing shower head...
1221
01:15:06,631 --> 01:15:07,966
You coming to bed?
1222
01:15:09,259 --> 01:15:10,343
I'll be up in a minute.
1223
01:15:12,887 --> 01:15:13,888
OK.
1224
01:15:22,522 --> 01:15:24,899
- Can you believe that?
- That's crazy.
1225
01:15:24,983 --> 01:15:28,528
And it's only £119.99
plus postage and packaging.
1226
01:15:51,509 --> 01:15:55,597
"I swear that...
I keep no secrets from you."
1227
01:15:56,639 --> 01:15:58,725
- OK.
- Embarrassing, that.
1228
01:16:00,435 --> 01:16:01,603
Jess, what have you got?
1229
01:16:02,979 --> 01:16:05,190
The only bit that could really work
in this song,
1230
01:16:06,066 --> 01:16:07,067
is about the moon.
1231
01:16:07,150 --> 01:16:09,736
- I love the moon!
- Go on.
1232
01:16:09,819 --> 01:16:13,615
But it is actually what Stu writes
to me, so I suppose that's OK.
1233
01:16:14,449 --> 01:16:15,533
Erm...
1234
01:16:16,576 --> 01:16:18,953
"At 10 o'clock tonight,
I'll look at the moon.
1235
01:16:19,954 --> 01:16:21,331
That's 1:30 for you."
1236
01:16:21,664 --> 01:16:24,084
And then we look at it...
1237
01:16:26,169 --> 01:16:27,253
...at the same time.
1238
01:16:27,629 --> 01:16:28,630
That's lovely.
1239
01:16:29,130 --> 01:16:30,173
"10 o'clock."
1240
01:16:31,966 --> 01:16:33,051
- Erm...
- Next.
1241
01:16:35,470 --> 01:16:38,515
We don't really go
for all that gushy stuff but...
1242
01:16:38,890 --> 01:16:41,434
Well, we always
recognise the unsaid.
1243
01:16:42,769 --> 01:16:44,354
We don't say what
we're both feeling.
1244
01:16:45,939 --> 01:16:47,023
What goes unsaid.
1245
01:18:09,939 --> 01:18:11,900
Frankie, can you just not...
1246
01:18:12,776 --> 01:18:13,818
What's the matter with you?
1247
01:18:15,904 --> 01:18:19,157
The matter with me is,
I still haven't finished the song yet.
1248
01:18:20,241 --> 01:18:22,827
I can't... I've run out of bits
from the women's letters.
1249
01:18:22,911 --> 01:18:25,872
- Just make something up.
- I can't make something up.
1250
01:18:26,331 --> 01:18:27,916
I'm padding it out enough as it is.
1251
01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:30,627
Frankie, wait. Sorry.
1252
01:18:33,046 --> 01:18:35,256
Look through these notes,
see if you can find...
1253
01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:37,342
I can't. I'm going out and I'm late.
1254
01:18:39,094 --> 01:18:40,095
Late for what?
1255
01:18:41,346 --> 01:18:42,931
Getting pissed
with rear party soldiers?
1256
01:18:44,057 --> 01:18:46,935
I'm actually going out to child-mind
for your choir
1257
01:18:47,227 --> 01:18:49,270
so that they can try on outfits
for tomorrow.
1258
01:19:07,163 --> 01:19:08,164
So, Tina.
1259
01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:10,834
Aretha.
1260
01:19:11,543 --> 01:19:12,794
Madonna, Cher.
1261
01:19:13,712 --> 01:19:14,754
Where's Dawn? Dawn?
1262
01:19:15,130 --> 01:19:16,172
Sorry, Dawn.
1263
01:19:17,882 --> 01:19:18,883
So come here.
1264
01:19:19,676 --> 01:19:22,429
There's a line I thought could be
really good for a contralto.
1265
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:25,515
Am I a contralto?
1266
01:19:26,349 --> 01:19:28,018
Yes. I think so.
1267
01:19:30,478 --> 01:19:31,563
Thank you.
1268
01:19:33,356 --> 01:19:34,441
Thank you.
1269
01:19:36,317 --> 01:19:37,777
There's been some tweaks
to the lyrics.
1270
01:19:37,861 --> 01:19:41,239
Don't panic,
cos we'll rehearse it on the bus.
1271
01:19:42,032 --> 01:19:44,409
Whose is that, then,
"Till We Laugh Again"?
1272
01:19:45,201 --> 01:19:46,202
Is that the new one?
1273
01:19:47,078 --> 01:19:49,748
- Where's that?
- At the bottom. "Till We Laugh Again."
1274
01:19:54,169 --> 01:19:57,047
I wanted to clear it with you,
but I just ran out of time.
1275
01:19:57,130 --> 01:19:58,423
There was a gap.
1276
01:19:59,424 --> 01:20:01,384
I mean, everyone else
has something in but...
1277
01:20:04,429 --> 01:20:06,598
I thought it might help you,
you know, sing about him.
1278
01:20:09,017 --> 01:20:10,602
I told you that in confidence.
1279
01:20:11,853 --> 01:20:16,649
Not so that you could use
my child's words...
1280
01:20:18,485 --> 01:20:23,073
to fill a gap in your crass,
sentimental ballad.
1281
01:20:23,406 --> 01:20:24,741
Mum, have you seen my bag?
1282
01:20:24,824 --> 01:20:26,910
- Just get on the bus, Frankie.
- No, I...
1283
01:20:26,993 --> 01:20:28,828
- Just get on the bus!
- I should have known.
1284
01:20:28,912 --> 01:20:32,040
I should have known you would
lose sight of what is important
1285
01:20:32,123 --> 01:20:36,002
because you're so obsessed
with your five minutes of fame!
1286
01:20:36,086 --> 01:20:37,462
What are you talking about?
1287
01:20:37,545 --> 01:20:41,424
While you're swanning around, thinking
you're Paul fucking Mull of Kintyre,
1288
01:20:41,508 --> 01:20:46,304
your annihilated daughter is prowling
the streets like a cat on heat.
1289
01:20:46,388 --> 01:20:49,349
Before you know it,
she's gonna be handing out BJs
1290
01:20:49,432 --> 01:20:52,060
or knocked up by
some spotty squaddie
1291
01:20:52,310 --> 01:20:54,270
who doesn't know his arse
from his elbow!
1292
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,860
You don't hand out blow-jobs.
1293
01:21:01,653 --> 01:21:02,737
You do them with your mouth.
1294
01:21:03,697 --> 01:21:05,115
Not that I'd expect you to know that.
1295
01:21:05,198 --> 01:21:07,450
You probably tell Richard
"to keep calm and carry on"
1296
01:21:07,534 --> 01:21:08,618
when he's shagging you.
1297
01:21:09,661 --> 01:21:11,996
I never claimed
to be a good songwriter,
1298
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,666
or even a good
mum, but I am trying!
1299
01:21:16,167 --> 01:21:19,337
And all you do is
criticise and belittle me.
1300
01:21:19,421 --> 01:21:23,299
But maybe I should have known that,
because you are a cold-hearted...
1301
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,677
uptight bitch, Kate!
1302
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,304
No wonder your husband
volunteered to go back to the war.
1303
01:21:29,305 --> 01:21:32,809
Do you know what?
The bloody choir was your idea.
1304
01:21:33,351 --> 01:21:34,352
Remember?
1305
01:21:34,728 --> 01:21:37,397
You gave me that bullshit speech
about the women needing it.
1306
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:39,024
That it would bring them together.
1307
01:21:39,315 --> 01:21:41,860
Really, you are the one
that needed the choir,
1308
01:21:41,943 --> 01:21:43,278
because you needed
something to do.
1309
01:21:43,361 --> 01:21:44,988
No, we all need something to do.
1310
01:21:45,071 --> 01:21:47,615
No, we don't, Kate,
cos we all still have our kids!
1311
01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:15,518
- Guys, Kate's gone.
- What?
1312
01:22:16,853 --> 01:22:19,397
- That's it. I don't know any more.
- Where's she gone?
1313
01:22:19,564 --> 01:22:21,316
- I don't know.
- Kate's gone?
1314
01:22:26,321 --> 01:22:28,323
- Can I borrow your...
- Yeah, sure.
1315
01:22:31,326 --> 01:22:32,827
Erm...
1316
01:22:34,162 --> 01:22:35,330
Er...
1317
01:22:37,874 --> 01:22:39,876
Sorry about the, erm...
1318
01:22:41,586 --> 01:22:42,587
Sorry.
1319
01:22:45,256 --> 01:22:46,633
Can we drive? Can we go now?
1320
01:24:04,669 --> 01:24:05,670
Can I get in?
1321
01:24:21,353 --> 01:24:22,604
What happened to the choir?
1322
01:24:24,397 --> 01:24:25,398
They've gone.
1323
01:24:27,942 --> 01:24:30,153
Lisa used something Jamie said...
1324
01:24:30,570 --> 01:24:32,822
in her song, without asking me.
1325
01:24:37,660 --> 01:24:39,120
"Until we laugh again."
1326
01:24:41,706 --> 01:24:44,584
It's ridiculous. I know
it's just words, it doesn't matter.
1327
01:24:44,668 --> 01:24:46,044
It's not ridiculous at all.
1328
01:24:53,343 --> 01:24:56,054
Oh, God, I said some awful things.
1329
01:24:59,766 --> 01:25:02,602
I behaved so badly.
I've let you down.
1330
01:25:02,686 --> 01:25:03,812
No.
1331
01:25:03,895 --> 01:25:05,355
We're both guilty of that.
1332
01:25:13,029 --> 01:25:15,699
I threw my shoes on the ground
like a two-year-old.
1333
01:25:17,826 --> 01:25:21,746
Well, it's no surprise you've come
to hide in Shite Rider, then, is it?
1334
01:25:24,749 --> 01:25:28,253
The car wasn't called Shite Rider,
it was Jamie who was Shite Rider.
1335
01:25:30,922 --> 01:25:32,507
- The car was called Dave.
- Dave.
1336
01:25:57,323 --> 01:25:59,451
- Is it a panic attack?
- This is gonna be a disaster.
1337
01:25:59,576 --> 01:26:01,619
- It's not.
- I appreciate your optimism,
1338
01:26:01,703 --> 01:26:04,039
- but our last proper performance...
- Our only proper performance...
1339
01:26:04,122 --> 01:26:05,248
...was a complete shit storm.
1340
01:26:05,331 --> 01:26:07,292
And there wasn't any last-minute
lyric changes.
1341
01:26:07,375 --> 01:26:09,753
- Lisa wasn't spinning out.
- And we had Kate.
1342
01:26:33,818 --> 01:26:35,195
Let's take him for a spin.
1343
01:26:36,696 --> 01:26:37,781
Blow the cobwebs out.
1344
01:26:39,741 --> 01:26:40,825
It'll never work.
1345
01:26:41,868 --> 01:26:42,911
Try.
1346
01:26:46,081 --> 01:26:48,500
Come on, Dave.
1347
01:26:50,085 --> 01:26:51,294
- No.
- Try again.
1348
01:26:53,213 --> 01:26:55,715
No. Nothing there.
1349
01:27:04,933 --> 01:27:05,975
Hey.
1350
01:27:08,561 --> 01:27:09,604
Nice to get out.
1351
01:27:16,361 --> 01:27:17,404
I'm sorry.
1352
01:27:19,489 --> 01:27:22,617
I know how I've been acting with
you. I know I've been hard on you.
1353
01:27:26,079 --> 01:27:28,623
I made so many mistakes
when I was young, Frankie.
1354
01:27:28,707 --> 01:27:30,041
I just don't want the same for you.
1355
01:27:32,669 --> 01:27:33,712
I love you.
1356
01:27:35,171 --> 01:27:38,216
And when I was looking
through those letters to your dad,
1357
01:27:38,299 --> 01:27:39,467
you know, for the song...
1358
01:27:41,011 --> 01:27:42,637
they were all about you.
1359
01:27:57,610 --> 01:27:58,820
- Take the strain.
- Yeah.
1360
01:27:59,070 --> 01:28:00,613
- OK, push!
- I am.
1361
01:28:00,697 --> 01:28:03,950
- Come on, put your back into it.
- I am pushing. Stop complaining.
1362
01:28:04,034 --> 01:28:05,827
- I'm injured.
- Stop being such a martyr.
1363
01:28:05,910 --> 01:28:08,830
It hurts! Come on, top of
the hill and gravity will do the rest.
1364
01:28:22,427 --> 01:28:23,428
That's it.
1365
01:28:24,846 --> 01:28:26,848
All right. Go on, then. Jump in.
1366
01:28:26,931 --> 01:28:28,224
I'm getting in.
1367
01:28:29,517 --> 01:28:31,186
Right, we can let the hill
do the work now.
1368
01:28:31,853 --> 01:28:33,104
- Ready?
- Yeah.
1369
01:28:33,188 --> 01:28:34,230
OK.
1370
01:28:34,356 --> 01:28:35,899
Come on.
1371
01:28:35,982 --> 01:28:38,777
Come on, jibble it.
1372
01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:43,907
Come on, come on! Come on, Dave!
1373
01:28:43,990 --> 01:28:46,326
Whoa-ho!
1374
01:29:02,384 --> 01:29:03,426
Oh.
1375
01:29:04,386 --> 01:29:05,387
Well?
1376
01:29:37,460 --> 01:29:38,503
Oh, my God.
1377
01:29:47,721 --> 01:29:50,015
- How tall is that?
- I'm really nervous now.
1378
01:29:50,098 --> 01:29:52,851
- ...it's like security.
- We're never gonna get in.
1379
01:29:52,934 --> 01:29:54,686
Yeah, you're not allowed!
1380
01:29:55,854 --> 01:29:56,855
Oh, my God!
1381
01:30:04,779 --> 01:30:06,406
Let's just all gather together here.
1382
01:30:06,489 --> 01:30:09,367
Flitcroft Choir? You're on stage in
30 for a sound check.
1383
01:30:09,451 --> 01:30:12,787
We know where we're going.
Everyone stick together.
1384
01:30:15,623 --> 01:30:18,918
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Flitcroft Choir!
1385
01:30:19,002 --> 01:30:20,420
Yeah!
1386
01:30:28,386 --> 01:30:29,846
Katy, I need to ask you something.
1387
01:30:30,638 --> 01:30:33,975
The airing cupboard
has some new additions.
1388
01:30:35,810 --> 01:30:37,562
Well, I needed
something to lean on.
1389
01:30:37,896 --> 01:30:39,731
Would you prefer
that I drank or gambled?
1390
01:30:39,814 --> 01:30:42,233
No, of course not. Fair enough.
1391
01:30:42,317 --> 01:30:45,779
A juicer...
a meat slicer's a bit more tenuous.
1392
01:30:45,862 --> 01:30:47,072
But... But...
1393
01:30:47,614 --> 01:30:51,076
250 quid on
an inflatable bed for a gorilla?
1394
01:30:51,159 --> 01:30:52,369
Well, it's not for a gorilla,
1395
01:30:52,452 --> 01:30:54,537
it's just to illustrate
its weight capacity.
1396
01:30:57,624 --> 01:30:58,917
Oh...
1397
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:00,960
Oh, piss off, Richard!
1398
01:31:05,382 --> 01:31:07,759
Flitcroft Choir,
please take your positions
1399
01:31:07,842 --> 01:31:10,720
on the risers for sound check.
1400
01:31:11,554 --> 01:31:13,473
On the podium thing.
1401
01:31:14,265 --> 01:31:16,559
- Just find our spots.
- Camera three.
1402
01:31:20,355 --> 01:31:22,691
- What are you doing?
- Checking my heart rate.
1403
01:31:23,108 --> 01:31:24,609
You look like you're
choking yourself.
1404
01:31:27,570 --> 01:31:30,240
OK, so we've got three hours.
1405
01:31:30,699 --> 01:31:32,200
OK, we've got three...
1406
01:31:32,283 --> 01:31:34,244
Where's Jess?
1407
01:31:34,369 --> 01:31:35,829
Oh, she's here.
1408
01:31:39,958 --> 01:31:42,085
What's the matter with her?
Did she faint?
1409
01:31:42,168 --> 01:31:43,211
She's meditating.
1410
01:31:43,294 --> 01:31:46,423
She can't lay down properly cos
she's come out in a rash on her arse.
1411
01:31:47,924 --> 01:31:48,925
Right.
1412
01:31:55,974 --> 01:31:58,685
Can you just, like,
get into your groups?
1413
01:32:00,729 --> 01:32:02,188
It sounded like you were...
1414
01:32:02,272 --> 01:32:03,773
Right, then, ladies.
1415
01:32:04,315 --> 01:32:05,400
How are we all...
1416
01:32:07,736 --> 01:32:08,945
I'm shitting my pants!
1417
01:32:10,113 --> 01:32:11,114
OK?
1418
01:32:11,531 --> 01:32:12,532
Very good.
1419
01:32:13,283 --> 01:32:14,367
Carry on.
1420
01:32:14,534 --> 01:32:18,038
There's been a bit of discussion about
that lyric change. We're confused.
1421
01:32:18,121 --> 01:32:19,205
We're not doing Kate's lyric.
1422
01:32:19,748 --> 01:32:23,668
We're just gonna do a repeat
of the second part of the first verse.
1423
01:32:23,752 --> 01:32:26,546
Erm... so let's...
1424
01:32:27,589 --> 01:32:28,590
Let's...
1425
01:32:28,673 --> 01:32:31,885
Let's start by running up some...
Stop talking.
1426
01:32:32,344 --> 01:32:34,012
Let's start by running
up some scales.
1427
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:37,390
One, one, two, one...
1428
01:32:37,766 --> 01:32:39,517
One, two, three, two, one...
1429
01:32:39,601 --> 01:32:42,103
- One, two, three, four...
- ...three, four, five...
1430
01:32:42,187 --> 01:32:43,229
Not five!
1431
01:32:43,813 --> 01:32:46,983
Start again. Let's just all sing
at the same time, OK?
1432
01:32:48,109 --> 01:32:49,235
Do it together. It's fun.
1433
01:32:50,945 --> 01:32:52,614
And smiles. Enjoy it.
1434
01:32:52,697 --> 01:32:54,908
Maybe you should
go and get some air.
1435
01:32:55,700 --> 01:32:56,701
Just take five minutes.
1436
01:32:57,994 --> 01:32:59,537
- It'll be fine.
- Yeah.
1437
01:32:59,621 --> 01:33:00,622
OK.
1438
01:33:01,373 --> 01:33:02,374
Yeah.
1439
01:33:02,957 --> 01:33:04,042
All right, you...
1440
01:33:13,802 --> 01:33:15,303
All right?
1441
01:33:16,304 --> 01:33:17,972
Piss off!
1442
01:33:18,890 --> 01:33:19,933
Can you zip me up?
1443
01:33:25,021 --> 01:33:27,148
Ladies and
gentlemen, take your seats.
1444
01:33:27,232 --> 01:33:28,441
Thank you.
1445
01:33:28,525 --> 01:33:32,570
...members in the Grand Tier
please use entrances M to S.
1446
01:33:32,946 --> 01:33:36,950
Those with tickets to the Second
Tier, please use A to F.
1447
01:33:37,033 --> 01:33:38,076
Thanks.
1448
01:33:38,743 --> 01:33:40,578
Good luck.
You'll be marvellous!
1449
01:34:04,811 --> 01:34:05,812
Kate!
1450
01:34:10,233 --> 01:34:11,568
I am so sorry.
1451
01:34:11,651 --> 01:34:13,653
Oh, Jesus. I'm... I'm sorry.
1452
01:34:15,155 --> 01:34:16,698
I'm really, really sorry.
1453
01:34:23,455 --> 01:34:25,707
- I changed the lyric.
- No.
1454
01:34:27,417 --> 01:34:28,710
No, you didn't have to do that.
1455
01:34:30,587 --> 01:34:33,131
Lisa, your song is beautiful.
1456
01:34:34,924 --> 01:34:38,887
And I will be proud to stand
next to you and sing it.
1457
01:34:39,971 --> 01:34:40,972
Really?
1458
01:34:42,474 --> 01:34:43,516
OK.
1459
01:34:45,518 --> 01:34:47,562
- Right, are they ready?
- Yeah.
1460
01:34:47,979 --> 01:34:50,607
Er... no. No, they didn't want
to go on without you.
1461
01:34:51,149 --> 01:34:52,317
Oh.
1462
01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:55,737
It's after what I said to you earlier.
I think they're fucking scared of me.
1463
01:34:55,820 --> 01:34:58,406
- You've got one hour.
- You look gorgeous.
1464
01:34:58,740 --> 01:35:00,075
Not the boots, but...
1465
01:35:13,171 --> 01:35:15,173
I know it's gonna be louder.
1466
01:35:15,882 --> 01:35:16,883
Kate!
1467
01:35:18,176 --> 01:35:20,428
- Oh, my God!
- Flipping heck!
1468
01:35:21,137 --> 01:35:22,806
You made it.
1469
01:35:23,139 --> 01:35:24,808
That's enough, that's enough.
1470
01:35:24,891 --> 01:35:26,559
Quiet everyone, please.
1471
01:35:26,643 --> 01:35:29,813
Listen to Lisa, she has
something very important to say.
1472
01:35:30,563 --> 01:35:31,773
- What?
- Yeah, come on.
1473
01:35:34,109 --> 01:35:35,318
Oh, shit.
1474
01:35:36,945 --> 01:35:37,946
Er...
1475
01:35:39,406 --> 01:35:41,032
Erm... OK.
1476
01:35:44,077 --> 01:35:46,955
I dunno. Great music,
it doesn't happen when...
1477
01:35:47,539 --> 01:35:48,707
things are perfect.
1478
01:35:49,624 --> 01:35:50,959
It happens when you care.
1479
01:35:51,626 --> 01:35:53,128
I know you all really care.
1480
01:35:57,215 --> 01:35:58,258
Have you seen Rocky?
1481
01:35:59,217 --> 01:36:01,094
Well, you know,
did he win his first fight?
1482
01:36:01,177 --> 01:36:03,930
He doesn't.
He gets the shit beaten out of him.
1483
01:36:05,015 --> 01:36:06,099
In public.
1484
01:36:06,349 --> 01:36:09,185
But does he give up
and sit around crying?
1485
01:36:09,269 --> 01:36:10,562
He does in Rocky III.
1486
01:36:13,648 --> 01:36:16,860
Look, I know it feels a bit much
right now,
1487
01:36:16,943 --> 01:36:18,695
going out there and doing that.
1488
01:36:18,778 --> 01:36:19,821
But, Jesus.
1489
01:36:20,655 --> 01:36:22,490
If we can survive
the last five months...
1490
01:36:23,867 --> 01:36:25,285
we can survive five
minutes out there.
1491
01:36:26,369 --> 01:36:27,537
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
1492
01:36:30,457 --> 01:36:32,876
Every successful choir...
1493
01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:35,503
is just a bad choir
that didn't give up.
1494
01:36:35,587 --> 01:36:37,172
OK, choir.
1495
01:36:37,255 --> 01:36:39,716
You've got ten minutes to get ready.
1496
01:36:40,175 --> 01:36:42,385
And then we are
gonna run our song.
1497
01:36:42,927 --> 01:36:44,304
Right, and then we are gonna run it
1498
01:36:45,180 --> 01:36:47,432
and we are gonna run it,
and we are gonna run it
1499
01:36:47,515 --> 01:36:48,808
until we all come together.
1500
01:36:48,892 --> 01:36:51,644
- Like a shoal of fish.
- Right, exactly.
1501
01:36:52,020 --> 01:36:53,021
Like that.
1502
01:36:53,730 --> 01:36:54,731
OK, come on, get ready.
1503
01:36:58,568 --> 01:36:59,986
Ooh. Ooh, Frankie.
1504
01:37:01,821 --> 01:37:03,031
What size feet have you got?
1505
01:37:04,074 --> 01:37:05,200
Why?
1506
01:37:10,330 --> 01:37:11,331
Yeah.
1507
01:37:18,338 --> 01:37:20,006
Ladies
and gentlemen.
1508
01:37:20,298 --> 01:37:23,218
Welcome to this year's
Festival of Remembrance
1509
01:37:23,301 --> 01:37:25,595
from London's Royal Albert Hall,
1510
01:37:25,679 --> 01:37:28,098
where the British Legion
celebrates the courage
1511
01:37:28,181 --> 01:37:31,559
of the men and women of the
Armed Forces and their families,
1512
01:37:31,768 --> 01:37:35,647
and remembers sacrifices made from
the Somme to Helmand Province.
1513
01:37:45,073 --> 01:37:46,908
- Come and see.
- No, thank you.
1514
01:37:47,242 --> 01:37:48,410
It's like childbirth.
1515
01:37:48,827 --> 01:37:51,037
Best to be completely oblivious
until it's happening.
1516
01:37:55,208 --> 01:37:57,877
Now some performers
you won't have heard of.
1517
01:37:58,044 --> 01:38:00,296
They're an often-forgotten
but essential part
1518
01:38:00,380 --> 01:38:04,134
of the fabric of the Armed Forces
on whom our troops rely.
1519
01:38:04,217 --> 01:38:07,095
Ladies and gentlemen,
please put your hands together
1520
01:38:07,178 --> 01:38:09,973
for the Flitcroft
Military Wives Choir.
1521
01:38:31,286 --> 01:38:33,830
Time drags its feet
1522
01:38:34,330 --> 01:38:37,792
Feels like forever
1523
01:38:39,085 --> 01:38:41,588
But the longer the wait
1524
01:38:41,963 --> 01:38:44,966
The sweeter the kiss
1525
01:38:47,177 --> 01:38:49,554
All I really know
1526
01:38:49,721 --> 01:38:53,516
Is we're stronger together
1527
01:38:55,185 --> 01:38:57,479
If that isn't love
1528
01:38:57,645 --> 01:39:01,107
Then I don't know what is
1529
01:39:03,193 --> 01:39:05,445
I know you can't say
1530
01:39:05,820 --> 01:39:08,823
How you're really feeling
1531
01:39:10,950 --> 01:39:13,328
But what goes unsaid
1532
01:39:13,745 --> 01:39:16,414
Is what I'm feeling too
1533
01:39:18,708 --> 01:39:21,336
So here we are living
1534
01:39:22,003 --> 01:39:25,382
Life through a letter
1535
01:39:26,758 --> 01:39:29,135
There's nothing I love more
1536
01:39:29,219 --> 01:39:32,972
Than home thoughts from abroad
1537
01:39:34,891 --> 01:39:40,397
At 10 o'clock tonight
I'll be looking at the moon
1538
01:39:41,231 --> 01:39:44,567
That's 1:30 for you
1539
01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:50,156
Will you be up then too?
1540
01:39:50,615 --> 01:39:56,329
I know that if it's shining on me
then it shines for you
1541
01:39:57,831 --> 01:40:00,709
These simple things
1542
01:40:01,710 --> 01:40:04,921
Help me get through
1543
01:40:10,468 --> 01:40:13,054
I stand in the storm
1544
01:40:13,304 --> 01:40:17,183
Just me and my sails
1545
01:40:18,309 --> 01:40:21,021
And hope that it blows me
1546
01:40:21,354 --> 01:40:24,274
Closer to you
1547
01:40:26,443 --> 01:40:28,319
Secrets keep you sick
1548
01:40:28,403 --> 01:40:32,741
- Secrets keep you sane
- They stop me from sleeping
1549
01:40:34,409 --> 01:40:36,369
I want you to know
1550
01:40:36,703 --> 01:40:39,873
I keep no secrets from you
1551
01:40:42,292 --> 01:40:44,669
You always knew
1552
01:40:45,003 --> 01:40:48,673
How to keep the world laughing
1553
01:40:49,924 --> 01:40:52,385
Till we laugh again
1554
01:40:52,677 --> 01:40:57,766
These home thoughts from abroad
1555
01:40:58,350 --> 01:41:03,688
At 10 o'clock tonight
I'll be looking at the moon
1556
01:41:04,522 --> 01:41:07,901
That's 1:30 for you
1557
01:41:08,568 --> 01:41:13,656
Will you be up then too?
1558
01:41:13,782 --> 01:41:19,621
I know that if it's shining on me
Then it shines for you
1559
01:41:21,331 --> 01:41:24,417
These simple things
1560
01:41:25,043 --> 01:41:28,546
Help me get through
1561
01:41:51,903 --> 01:41:53,113
Bravo!
1562
01:42:18,513 --> 01:42:20,640
My hands are still shaking.
1563
01:42:20,724 --> 01:42:23,893
Urh... oh... oh... oh
1564
01:42:24,561 --> 01:42:27,105
- Yeah!
- Can we get two bottles of champagne?
1565
01:42:28,023 --> 01:42:29,941
I don't remember what I did.
1566
01:42:30,483 --> 01:42:31,735
Excuse me.
1567
01:42:31,818 --> 01:42:33,403
Do you think I could
get your autograph?
1568
01:42:34,863 --> 01:42:36,239
I haven't got an autograph.
1569
01:42:36,322 --> 01:42:38,783
Just do a symbol, you know,
like Prince.
1570
01:42:42,495 --> 01:42:43,621
Thank you.
1571
01:42:44,497 --> 01:42:45,707
Can I get your autograph, please?
1572
01:42:45,790 --> 01:42:46,791
Get lost.
1573
01:42:47,083 --> 01:42:48,460
I don't need your autograph.
1574
01:42:49,669 --> 01:42:50,920
I've got your number.
1575
01:42:59,971 --> 01:43:01,097
Are you all right?
1576
01:43:01,473 --> 01:43:05,143
Yeah, yeah. I'm not great, obviously.
But, yeah, I'm all right.
1577
01:43:05,226 --> 01:43:08,563
I'm just really gonna miss the choir
when I move home.
1578
01:43:08,980 --> 01:43:09,981
What do you mean?
1579
01:43:10,315 --> 01:43:12,734
Your parents only live three miles
up the road from the base.
1580
01:43:13,985 --> 01:43:15,111
Can I stay in the choir?
1581
01:43:15,612 --> 01:43:17,155
Oh, I'll have to think about that.
1582
01:43:19,532 --> 01:43:21,117
Of course you can stay, silly!
1583
01:43:21,701 --> 01:43:22,827
Well done.
1584
01:43:23,453 --> 01:43:25,663
- Well done?
- Yeah. That was really good.
1585
01:43:25,747 --> 01:43:28,541
Oh, my God!
Hang on, just give me a second.
1586
01:43:28,625 --> 01:43:30,418
Something I did was really good?
1587
01:43:30,502 --> 01:43:32,420
All right, don't be weird about it.
1588
01:43:32,587 --> 01:43:34,339
OK, I won't tell anyone you said it.
1589
01:43:35,256 --> 01:43:37,801
Just myself, sometimes.
1590
01:43:45,725 --> 01:43:47,227
I think we both deserve this.
1591
01:43:47,435 --> 01:43:48,436
Yeah.
1592
01:43:51,272 --> 01:43:52,357
To the choir.
1593
01:43:54,734 --> 01:43:55,735
To the choir.
1594
01:43:57,862 --> 01:43:59,531
Group photo, everyone.
1595
01:44:00,281 --> 01:44:01,491
All right, everybody in.
1596
01:44:02,701 --> 01:44:03,827
Everybody.
1597
01:44:04,285 --> 01:44:06,079
Right, ready?
1598
01:44:06,746 --> 01:44:08,456
OK, everyone say, "Cheese!"
1599
01:44:08,540 --> 01:44:11,543
- We did it, ladies.
- Yeah!
1600
01:44:12,711 --> 01:44:14,087
You should feel very proud.
1601
01:44:14,671 --> 01:44:15,839
I'm very proud of you.
1602
01:44:17,257 --> 01:44:18,550
- Hey, Crooks!
- Bye-bye.
1603
01:44:18,633 --> 01:44:20,844
How about enhancing
the spousal experience
1604
01:44:20,927 --> 01:44:23,096
by riding with Richard
so Kate can come with us?
1605
01:44:27,017 --> 01:44:28,101
She's all yours.
1606
01:44:29,519 --> 01:44:31,354
Yeah!
1607
01:44:31,980 --> 01:44:33,273
She's on the coach
1608
01:44:34,441 --> 01:44:35,942
She's on the coach
1609
01:44:36,026 --> 01:44:37,736
- Take care of that, Captain.
- Of course, sir.
1610
01:44:39,029 --> 01:44:40,155
Welcome to Dave.
1611
01:44:50,123 --> 01:44:52,375
Is Sarah here? Did she turn up?
1612
01:44:52,667 --> 01:44:53,710
Oh, she's there.
1613
01:45:05,597 --> 01:45:08,224
We're gonna do the same places
as at the Albert Hall.
1614
01:45:08,308 --> 01:45:11,394
Will you come down? We'll start
with something fun and easy.
1615
01:45:11,811 --> 01:45:13,438
Round the back. There we go.
1616
01:45:18,443 --> 01:45:22,113
Everyone can see we're together
1617
01:45:22,530 --> 01:45:25,325
As we walk on by
1618
01:45:26,409 --> 01:45:29,871
And we fly just like birds
of a feather
1619
01:45:30,538 --> 01:45:32,749
I won't tell no lie
1620
01:45:32,832 --> 01:45:33,833
All
1621
01:45:33,917 --> 01:45:37,796
All of the people
around us, they say
1622
01:45:38,380 --> 01:45:40,507
Can they be that close?
1623
01:45:41,424 --> 01:45:43,843
Just let me state for the record
1624
01:45:45,470 --> 01:45:49,015
We're givin' love in a family dose
1625
01:45:49,099 --> 01:45:51,518
We are family
1626
01:45:53,144 --> 01:45:55,522
I got all my sisters and me
1627
01:45:57,273 --> 01:45:59,359
We are family
1628
01:45:59,442 --> 01:46:01,069
Yeah, we are family
1629
01:46:01,152 --> 01:46:03,279
Get up, everybody, and sing
1630
01:46:03,655 --> 01:46:05,281
Won't you get up and sing?
1631
01:46:05,365 --> 01:46:07,450
We are family
1632
01:46:07,534 --> 01:46:09,119
We are family
1633
01:46:09,202 --> 01:46:11,329
I got all my sisters with me
1634
01:46:11,413 --> 01:46:13,206
All my sisters and me
1635
01:46:13,289 --> 01:46:15,333
We are family
1636
01:46:15,417 --> 01:46:17,043
Yeah, we are family
1637
01:46:17,127 --> 01:46:19,462
Get up, everybody, and sing
1638
01:46:20,088 --> 01:46:21,589
Get up and sing
1639
01:46:25,093 --> 01:46:27,470
We are family
1640
01:46:27,554 --> 01:46:28,972
We are family
1641
01:46:29,180 --> 01:46:31,307
I got all my sisters with me
1642
01:46:31,391 --> 01:46:33,101
All my sisters and me
1643
01:46:33,184 --> 01:46:35,395
We are family
1644
01:46:35,478 --> 01:46:37,063
Yeah, we are family
1645
01:46:37,147 --> 01:46:39,566
Get up, everybody, and sing
1646
01:46:40,108 --> 01:46:41,109
Get up and sing
1647
01:46:41,192 --> 01:46:43,361
We are family
1648
01:46:43,653 --> 01:46:45,030
We are family
1649
01:46:45,113 --> 01:46:47,449
I got all my sisters with me
1650
01:46:47,532 --> 01:46:49,159
All my sisters and me
1651
01:46:49,242 --> 01:46:51,411
We are family
1652
01:46:51,494 --> 01:46:53,079
Yeah, we are family
1653
01:46:53,204 --> 01:46:55,540
Get up, everybody, and sing
1654
01:46:55,665 --> 01:46:57,208
Won't you get up and sing?
1655
01:46:57,292 --> 01:46:59,586
We are family