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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎我叫马克

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‎我不会说法语

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‎可以重复一遍吗？

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‎请说慢一点

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‎（230个粉丝 凿刻般的腹肌）

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‎天啊

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‎我又搞错了 真不好意思

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‎艾米丽 你是不是想住进我的公寓？

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‎别闹了 就连你也得承认

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‎法国楼层的排列完全是乱来的

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‎你都湿了

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‎什么？

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‎对啊 我刚跑了五英里

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‎不懂是多少公里

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‎要不要喝一杯水？
‎离五楼还有一段距离

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‎我要去上班了

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‎但我保证
‎我不会再啪啪啪敲你的门了

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‎不要紧的

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‎欢迎你随时来啪啪啪

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‎你真风趣

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‎（1435个粉丝）

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‎（#小心踩到屎）

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‎去死吧

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‎我喜欢你

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‎法语真是一种有趣的语言

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‎为什么叫“乡下人” 不叫“农民”？

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‎看你指的是哪一种乡下人吧

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‎听好 我知道你们不欢迎我

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‎我的法语水平也有待提高

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‎-一点吧
‎-好

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‎基本上就是烂透了

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‎但我对推广蒂萝伦香水有些想法

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‎想跟你分享一下

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‎我认为这个案子不适合你

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‎我来到巴黎之前
‎看过这款香水的营销方案

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‎很弱

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‎是吗？怎么说呢？

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‎宣传手法换汤不换药

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‎社交媒体互动少之又少

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‎我知道香水快发布了
‎你们不打算让我参与

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‎没错

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‎派对就在今晚

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‎今晚？

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‎你本来不打算告诉我吗？

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‎你听我说 我…

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‎我不同意你的做法

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‎你把一切都摊在阳光下

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‎人人都唾手可得

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‎你想敞开大门

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‎我想关上大门

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‎我们的合作对象是高级奢侈品牌

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‎他们想要神秘感 而你…

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‎你没有神秘感可言

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‎你赤裸裸的

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‎也许是吧

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‎但我懂得怎么由外往内看

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‎你永远都不会理解我的观点

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‎毕竟我既不精致 也不是法国人

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‎我不知道怎么变成你的模样

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‎一副慵懒、性感、捉摸不定的气质

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‎但我是那个想要成为这种女人的客户

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‎你不是 因为…你已经有了

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‎你连自己怎么办到也不清楚

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‎你想去参加这场派对 是吧？

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‎很好 晚上8点到

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‎很好

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‎该怎么穿？

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‎现在这身肯定不行

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‎原来你在这里

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‎别再吃了 干嘛吃啊？

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‎不好意思 太好吃了 加上我也很饿

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‎抽烟就行了

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‎我不抽烟

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‎你当然不抽

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‎抽烟会死人的

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‎艾米丽刚从美国过来

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‎我是安托万兰伯特
‎这位是我太太凯特琳

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‎很高兴认识你们

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‎安托万是拉芙家族的老板

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‎拥有全法国最厉害的鼻子

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‎看起来端正对称

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‎他不是真的指我的鼻子

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‎我们称香水设计师为“鼻子”
‎也就是调配香氛的人

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‎可惜艾米丽不会说法语

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‎那你为什么来巴黎呢？

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‎为了从市场营销的角度
‎引入美国人的看法

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‎美国人的看法是怎样的？

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‎我认为你们的产品优越性感

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‎足以让老女人怀孕

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‎这也是我来法国的原因

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‎你说什么？

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‎-算了 不好意思 说来话长
‎-请说

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‎我想知道

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‎我认为应该更好地善用社交媒体

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‎去年我们公司积极推广

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‎一种抵抗基孔肯雅病毒的疫苗

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‎网络都被我们出色的内容刷屏了

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‎我们还因此带动了

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‎维尔京群岛的旅游业
‎当地游客量增加了30%

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‎只要上谷歌搜索
‎“热带海滩”、“度假”、“天堂”

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‎甚至是“半裸海滩自拍”
‎都能直接带到我们推广的产品

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‎最厉害的是

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‎我们可以追踪所有数据

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‎使用产品者、使用时间
‎使用地点和使用长短

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‎她说什么呢？

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‎《嘉人》杂志的朱丽叶
‎等着跟你聊天呢

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‎请跟我走一趟

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‎这些想法真有意思

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‎很高兴认识你

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‎你疯了吗？

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‎-派对上我们从不谈工作
‎-是他先问我的

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‎那你就转移话题吧

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‎我们来参加晚宴 不是来参加研讨会

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‎喜欢巴黎吗？

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‎很喜欢 谁不喜欢巴黎呢？

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‎不好意思 刚才总是跟你聊工作

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‎有时候我会表现得太积极了

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‎我知道这是一场派对

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‎-干杯
‎-干杯

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‎你没擦我们的香水

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‎-还没有 不好意思
‎-来

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‎这边擦一点

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‎这边也擦一点

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‎很适合你

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‎闻起来很香

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‎我只是不习惯擦香水

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‎为什么？

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‎就像穿一套漂亮的内衣一样

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‎让自己更自信、更性感

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‎更快乐

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‎当然 如果情投意合 就会变成催情药

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‎我会记住这番话
‎用作我们的营销材料

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‎用户体验是关键

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‎说说你对这款香水的体验吧

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‎你觉得闻起来像什么味道？

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‎栀子花

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‎皮革

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‎麝香

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‎还有点汗水味

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‎可能是我的汗水味

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‎就像把诗擦在身上

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‎我很喜欢这句话

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‎像把诗擦在身上 说得好

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‎不如你擦擦看 看看感觉如何

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‎再看看身边的男人感觉如何

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‎女人也行 随你喜欢

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‎我通常是讨男人喜欢

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‎是我喜欢

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‎我通常比较喜欢男人

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‎那你需要找个法国男朋友了

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‎这是学习法语最快的途径

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‎在床上学

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‎我在芝加哥有个男朋友

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‎我们就快订婚了 他很快会过来看我

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‎那对你学习法语可能不太有帮助

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‎很高兴有个美国人加入我的团队

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‎我们可以互相学习

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‎高档性爱

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‎-你说什么？
‎-这是我闻到的味道

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‎高档性爱

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‎这…

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‎总比廉价的约会来得好

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‎很期待跟你合作

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‎也很期待认识你 艾米丽

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‎嗨

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‎昨晚的派对非常成功

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‎安托万对你的印象很好

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‎他希望你能参与他的案子

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‎-真的吗？
‎-真的

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‎太好了 我还以为自己太热情了

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‎我也很希望她能加入这个案子

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‎只是我们商量过了

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‎艾米丽将负责处理“青春剂”

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‎“青春剂”是什么？

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‎一种润滑阴道的栓剂

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‎什么？

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‎专为上了年纪的妇女
‎而设的阴道润滑栓剂

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‎因为女人年纪大了以后
‎阴道的“气候”…

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‎就会变得比较干燥 我懂

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‎你学会了一个新词

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‎那就暂时让艾米丽参与这个案子？

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‎这是个很重要的产品

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‎也是一种必需品

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‎你先推广必需品 然后再推广奢侈品

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‎加上你对推广药物有经验

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‎这个安排再合适不过了

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‎没错

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‎-很好
‎-很好

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‎还有一件事

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‎我认为…

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‎昨晚你对安托万表现得太过友好了

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‎什么？没有啊

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‎他似乎跟你非常友好

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‎我想那是法国男人的正常表现

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‎你觉得他有魅力吗？

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‎有…才怪！

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‎他是有妇之夫 我见过他太太了

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‎你确实觉得他有魅力

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‎他是我们的客户

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‎而且已婚

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‎他太太是个大好人
‎也是我非常要好的朋友

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‎我会把青春剂的资料发给你

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‎有一件事你有必要知道

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‎希薇是安托万的情妇

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‎（艾米丽：
‎我是那个来自芝加哥的艾米丽）

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‎（敏迪：谁啊？）

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‎（开玩笑罢了 最近好吗？）

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‎（艾米丽：你那天说一起吃晚餐
‎是认真的吗？）

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‎（敏迪：这里可是巴黎
‎提到晚餐一定要认真）

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‎（艾米丽：那今晚如何？）

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‎在情妇面前撩另一个女人是大忌

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‎比在老婆面前撩另一个女人更严重

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‎严格说来 她们俩都在场

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‎那她们可能都认识彼此

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‎-我相信她们是朋友
‎-不会吧？

217
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,643
‎你认为安托万的老婆
‎知道她老公和希薇有染？

218
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,851
‎当然了 我相信她也同意

219
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:46,811
‎为什么？

220
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,981
‎没有人想跟同一个人做爱一辈子

221
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,440
‎我相信她也有一个情夫

222
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,484
‎我被搞得头昏脑胀了

223
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,975
‎他们都说好了吗？

224
00:12:57,234 --> 00:13:00,244
‎我认为用“默许”这个词比较合适

225
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,362
‎但我搞不明白

226
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,818
‎那结婚是为了什么？

227
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,698
‎反正婚后还是会搞外遇

228
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,115
‎也许你结婚20年后
‎就会有不同的想法了

229
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,995
‎法国人虽然浪漫 但他们也很现实

230
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,918
‎好可爱啊！你怎么发现这家餐厅的？

231
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,802
‎我就住在附近 每次经过都客满

232
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,345
‎你当初怎么会来到巴黎呢？

233
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,307
‎起初是为了读工商课程

234
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,479
‎我爸坚持要我读工商课程
‎他习惯了我行我素

235
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,649
‎他是中国的“拉链大王”

236
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,484
‎-拉链大王？
‎-对

237
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,403
‎也生产其他扣件

238
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,323
‎他把全世界牢牢抓在自己手中

239
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,611
‎不是开玩笑的

240
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,449
‎还有

241
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,070
‎他的梦想是

242
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,486
‎让我这个家里唯一的孩子
‎来接管家族企业

243
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,036
‎那你的梦想是什么？

244
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,619
‎除了接管家族企业 什么都行

245
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,164
‎打从我小的时候

246
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,498
‎我一直梦想到巴黎生活

247
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,795
‎于是我报读了这里的大学
‎然后半途辍学

248
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,125
‎我也习惯了我行我素

249
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,381
‎这也是你去当保姆的原因吗？

250
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:07,007
‎对 因为我爸发现我辍学后
‎就断了我的钱袋

251
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,347
‎真替你难过 太残酷了

252
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,141
‎不会 这样才好呢

253
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,595
‎我宁可拥有自由

254
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,226
‎不然我就只能在中国生活
‎过着可预知的人生

255
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,145
‎有意思的是

256
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,363
‎我小时候被保姆带大
‎如今却成了保姆

257
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,073
‎我为你来到巴黎感到开心

258
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,027
‎这块牛扒是生的

259
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,288
‎不好意思！

260
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,617
‎我点了三成熟牛扒 但这块有点血腥

261
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,499
‎她说得对

262
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,764
‎只要不点小牛胸腺就行了

263
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,263
‎那是什么？牛肉拌饭吗？

264
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,636
‎不是 你瞧 我以前也是这么想的

265
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,682
‎我以为味道就像脑花或睾丸
‎结果味道像屁股

266
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,645
‎厨师说是三分熟牛扒没错

267
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,859
‎他认为是 但我认为不是

268
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,153
‎我建议你尝尝看

269
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,990
‎那你能不能建议他煎久一点？

270
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,952
‎-我吃你那份 你吃我这份
‎-不行 顾客永远是对的

271
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,584
‎不对 在法国 顾客永远是错的

272
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,251
‎那我要教育一下这位厨师了

273
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,831
‎告诉他什么叫客服

274
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,246
‎你该不会以为退还一块牛扒

275
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,455
‎就能改变法国文化吧？

276
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,005
‎-加百列？
‎-艾米丽

277
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:27,682
‎我是敏迪

278
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,474
‎你是这家餐厅的厨师？

279
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,473
‎-有什么问题吗？
‎-没有！

280
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,562
‎没有 我很喜欢这块牛扒

281
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,312
‎无可挑剔

282
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,773
‎你还没吃过呢

283
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:41,693
‎我不介意再煎一下
‎但你大可先尝尝看

284
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,864
‎对啊 艾米丽 尝尝他的肉吧

285
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,667
‎-很嫩 真想不到
‎-很嫩

286
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,339
‎你瞧 我就知道你会喜欢
‎只要你给它一个机会

287
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,671
‎两位小姐 好好享用

288
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,676
‎我想享用他

289
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,894
‎（男朋友明天抵达巴黎）

290
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,738
‎（2020个粉丝 巴黎是爱情天堂）

291
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,952
‎（巴黎是乳酪天堂）

292
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,450
‎（祝你好运！）

293
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,454
‎（精彩地活！）

294
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,209
‎（5643个粉丝）

295
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:45,302
‎（一声“你好”胜过千言万语）

296
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,928
‎嘿 你肯定已经到机场了！

297
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,101
‎我把行李打包好了
‎也请了一个星期的假期

298
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,024
‎接着我心想…

299
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,444
‎-“我在巴黎能做什么？”
‎-什么？

300
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,864
‎不知道 看风景？

301
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,859
‎巴黎的美景无人不晓

302
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,192
‎可是我单独一个人

303
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,109
‎你要去上班

304
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,735
‎这边的午休时段很长

305
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,783
‎我下午可以到卢浮宫
‎跟你约会三个小时

306
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,618
‎不会有人挂念我的

307
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,325
‎等一下 是不是因为小熊队？

308
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,672
‎不是

309
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,459
‎我们可以通过机顶盒看季后赛

310
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,054
‎这样你就不会错过比赛了

311
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,548
‎不是那个原因

312
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,469
‎那是什么原因？

313
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,723
‎我不知道怎么谈远距离恋爱

314
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,517
‎第一步就是搭飞机

315
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,314
‎我们不是说好了吗？

316
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,234
‎不是 是你说好了

317
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,943
‎如果我无法配合你的行事历
‎我向你道歉 可是…

318
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,489
‎我喜欢我们在芝加哥的生活

319
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,413
‎这里可是巴黎！

320
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,998
‎等一下 你是不是不来了？

321
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,619
‎你不来了？

322
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,166
‎我认为你应该回来

323
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:06,998
‎不然呢？

324
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:08,843
‎不然就分手吗？

325
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:13,836
‎真是难以置信

326
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,394
‎你给我听好

327
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,429
‎你可以省下宝贵的飞行里程

328
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,183
‎飞去别的地方看客场球赛

329
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,024
‎一辈子都待在芝加哥

330
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,150
‎因为这座城市充满了爱

331
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,559
‎浪漫、灯光、美景

332
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,028
‎热情和性爱！

333
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,609
‎这一切对你来说显然毫无意义

334
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,574
‎等一下 你还在吗？

335
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,275
‎我听不到 我不…

336
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,156
‎对 你再也听不到我了

337
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,203
‎等一下 艾米丽

338
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,659
‎艾米丽…

339
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:43,826
‎不 我等够了

340
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,421
‎我挂了

341
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,365
‎（5734个粉丝 巴黎在哭泣）

342
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,355
‎（探测语言：青春）

343
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,151
‎年轻状态的阴道

344
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,367
‎人人都想要一个吧

345
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,990
‎更年期很讽刺

346
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,452
‎当我们终于有时间

347
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:10,577
‎去探索那个成熟
‎爱冒险和感性的自己时

348
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,128
‎阴道就开始罢工了

349
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,805
‎（阴道罢工）

350
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,808
‎（阴道）

351
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,783
‎开什么玩笑？

352
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,615
‎为什么“阴道”是阳性词？

353
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,539
‎为什么是阳性词 不是阴性词？

354
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,749
‎你是指“阴道”这个词

355
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,578
‎我也不清楚 向来都是如此

356
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,214
‎也许是因为阴道虽然属于女人
‎却被男人拥有吧

357
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,550
‎你的遣词用句都是满满的恶意

358
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:13,944
‎（5811个粉丝 阴道不是男人！）

359
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:23,954
‎这是一个大错

360
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,832
‎-我不应该来巴黎的
‎-不对 幸好你来了

361
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:30,000
‎总好过把时间浪费在一个
‎一辈子只想待在芝加哥的男人身上

362
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,960
‎我就像《镜中奇遇记》里的爱丽丝

363
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,170
‎整个世界都颠倒了

364
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,880
‎我永远学不会法语、听不懂法语

365
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,384
‎你有没有发现这座城市的结构
‎是同心圆布局？

366
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,974
‎这种设计就像是刻意让人迷路似的

367
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,930
‎这种文化虽然不合逻辑 却是美的

368
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,509
‎你应该放任巴黎将你淹没

369
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,017
‎没错 但淹没就没了

370
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,429
‎我担心我会溺毙

371
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,227
‎也许我并不适合这座城市
‎还以为这是一场冒险呢

372
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,364
‎这的确是一场冒险

373
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,400
‎也许比你想象更美好呢？

374
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,647
‎我只是没想过会孤零零待在巴黎

375
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,322
‎你不是孤零零一个人

376
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,908
‎你已经有一个朋友了

377
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,794
‎巴黎是世界上最精彩的城市

378
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,252
‎你永远不知道下一刻会发生什么

379
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,745
‎劳伦！

380
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:21,554
‎小王八蛋

381
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,007
‎你会适应的

382
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,719
‎（爱丽舍宫）

383
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:37,055
‎（卡拉布鲁尼：
‎碧姬 你一定要看看！）

384
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,227
‎马克龙夫人

385
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:45,739
‎（Insta.com 阴道不是男人！）

386
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:51,539
‎（说得太对了！）

387
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,330
‎今天是最后一天了

388
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,251
‎-我会很想念你们的
‎-得了吧

389
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,625
‎一旦到了法国南部 你就忘记我们了

390
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,262
‎把我们卖掉后抛弃

391
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,879
‎一切照旧 你懂的

392
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,378
‎那女孩怎么办？

393
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,467
‎她怎么了？她那么差劲吗？

394
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:09,889
‎她很烦人

395
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,431
‎至少她人长得漂亮

396
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:12,925
‎不好意思 不过…

397
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:15,556
‎说真的 她没那么差劲
‎我认为她挺好的

398
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,944
‎你当然觉得没问题
‎反正你的钱已经到手了

399
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,981
‎别闹了 你了解我的

400
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,396
‎天啊！

401
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:24,951
‎怎么了？

402
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,988
‎“青春剂”的总裁发来一则短信

403
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,242
‎碧姬马克龙刚针对他们的产品
‎在推特帐户上

404
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,952
‎-发了一则推文
‎-什么？

405
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:34,445
‎-她转发了艾米丽的Ins贴文
‎-天啊

406
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,288
‎客户很满意

407
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,956
‎“阴道不是男人”

408
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,594
‎说得好

409
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,803
‎（敏迪：
‎碧姬马克龙刚转发了你的贴文）

410
00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:51,717
‎天啊

411
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,814
‎艾米丽！

412
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,483
‎一起来吃午餐吧 来啊

413
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,527
‎过来吧

414
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,294
‎-我猜你们已经看到那则推文了
‎-对啊

415
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:18,118
‎艾米丽 你为我最后一个上班日
‎带来美好的回忆

416
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,876
‎我很荣幸

417
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,342
‎做得好 艾米丽

418
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,799
‎萨维尔公司的新篇章开始了

419
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,340
‎谢了 希薇

420
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,553
‎我很期待跟你们共事

421
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,548
‎为“美国青春剂”干杯

422
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,445
‎字幕翻译：张庆龄