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VERA: Are you liking
the thin menu?

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I am loving it.

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Six almonds keeps me full
for hours.

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‐ Sometimes when I have
six almonds,

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I feel like I had 12 almonds.

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‐ You're cool with going out
the back again, right?

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‐ Um...yeah.

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[grunts]
‐ You know what?

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I was just trying to help you,
you fat bitch.

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‐ Annie, please go away.
You're a vital and tiny cog.

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‐ Men do not
tell me what to do.

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‐ 'Cause I'm the one
with the fat ass

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and the big titties,
so I get to decide what we do.

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‐ I want you to be
my girlfriend.

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‐ Okay.

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I don't know. I feel

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very fucking powerful
right now.

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At that even today,
there were so many people

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living in their bodies
and enjoying their life,

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and that shit was
un‐fuckin'‐believable.

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You cheat on every woman
you date.

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‐ [laughs]
‐ You're basically

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the female Ryan.

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Well, maybe just
take care of yourself.

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‐ Hello?

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Hey, Vera.

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Vancouver?

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GABE: What do you think
you're doing?

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Seems like you think
this is your paper.

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ANNIE: I don't really get
what you're upset about.

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‐ You know, I think this
is gonna end badly

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unless you just walk away
right now.

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‐ I'm serious. I quit.

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19,000 people clicked on it.

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Holy hell.

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You've found the location
of my troll.

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‐ What are you doing here?
‐ You're the monster

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who's been torturing me
every day.

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‐ Fuck you!
‐ Fuck you!

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‐ Hey, get the fuck
out of here!

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Fuck you!
[alarm blaring]

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You better run, you fat bitch!

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[panting]

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[exhales]

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["Girlfriend" playing]

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‐ What button do I press
to make the dinosaur

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eat your head?
‐ Fuck you,

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I'm not telling you that.

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‐ [coughs]

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‐ Would you go in
your fucking room?

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You're gonna get us all sick.
‐ No.

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My window's stuck open,
and bugs are rushing in.

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‐ I'm a fucking bitch,
and I love it.

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[screams]

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TY: ♪ 'Cause she don't mind ♪

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♪ Nothin', nothin' ♪

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‐ What happened?
Are you okay?

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‐ Yeah, I'm good.
I'm really fuckin' good.

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I'm maybe the best
I've ever been in my life.

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I found the guy
who's been trolling me online,

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and I told him to fuck off.

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And then I threw
a cement flower pot

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right through his car window,

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and he was so fucking mad!

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‐ [sneezes]
‐ [screams]

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‐ Ah!
‐ Shut the fuck up, Mike!

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Go ahead, Annie.
‐ And then I was running

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and he was chasing me
and he was screaming

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and I ran all the way from
the fancy neighborhood here,

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and I never run.

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But I ran for so long.

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And right now, honestly,

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I feel like I could
fucking run forever.

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Like, I feel insane
and amazing right now.

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Fuck...yeah!

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‐ That is the coolest thing
I have ever heard anybody do.

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‐ [sneezes]

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‐ Shut the fuck up!
‐ I can't help it!

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‐ Hey, do not hold back
a sneeze

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That is how my uncle
lost his eye.

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‐ Wait, wait, did you‐‐
you're bleeding?

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Like, are you having
your period?

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‐ No, no. I cut my hand

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when I smashed
that fucking flower pot.

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‐ That means you left your DNA
at the scene.

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‐ Yeah, but he already knows
who I am.

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‐ Then he might be after you.

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‐ I mean, maybe.

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I think I lost him
when I was running,

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but I mean,
I did smash his car and‐‐

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and he did threaten to kill me

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like, a thousand times
online.

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TY: ♪ Nothin', nothin' ♪

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Fuck.

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I kinda think
we should leave town.

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‐ Fuckin' definitely, yes.
‐ Yeah.

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‐ I packed a go bag
for just this occasion.

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ANNIE: Shit!

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‐ And finally,
it's time for this.

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ANNIE: [screams]
MIKE: What the fuck?

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‐ Fuck! Do you even know
how to use that?

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‐ No, but if I need to,

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my animal instincts
will kick in.

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We gotta go!

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Aw, fuck!

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I don't have my mom's car.

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‐ Wait...

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I have my mom's car.

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TY: ♪ Nothin', nothin ♪

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‐ This place is perfect.
It's real remote.

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We used to go there
when I was in the Scouts,

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and there was
never anybody there.

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‐ I mean, we're doing
the right thing right?

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Like, leaving town?

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I just‐‐
you know, I quit my job

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and now we're going camping.

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Is this insane?
‐ No, it's not insane.

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No, no, no. We're doing
the right thing, okay?

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You're not running
away from anything.

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You're running
towards yourself.

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‐ Yeah, exactly.
I mean, it actually feels,

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like, very, very good
to be, you know,

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a little bit fuckin' bad.
‐ Yes! That's what I'm saying.

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‐ Wait a minute.
‐ What?

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‐ Oh, my God.
The ultimate.

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‐ Oh.
‐ Hold on.

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["It's All Coming Back
to Me Now" playing]

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‐ Oh, perfect.

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CELINE:
♪ There were moments of gold ♪

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♪ And there were
flashes of light ♪

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‐ ♪ There were things
I'd never do again ♪

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♪ But then they'd always
seem right ♪

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♪ There were nights
of endless pleasure ♪

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♪ It was more
than any laws allow ♪

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Yes!

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[together]
♪ Baby, baby ♪

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♪ If I kiss you like this ♪

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♪ And if you whisper
like that ♪

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♪ It was lost long ago ♪

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♪ But it's all
coming back to me ♪

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‐ ♪ I can barely resist ♪
‐ ♪ Resist ♪

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♪ But it's all
coming back to me ♪

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♪ I can barely recall ♪

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♪ But it's all coming back ♪

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♪ To me now ♪

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♪ ♪

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‐ Pete's mom had all
this stuff in the car.

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You think it's okay
if I wear it, right?

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‐ Yeah. You look way better
than Mrs. Liu.

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‐ Aw, I love a compliment
that's mean to a mom.

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[both chuckle]

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‐ All right, there you go.

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Welcome to your new home.

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‐ Wow. So this is
where we're gonna sleep.

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But then, does a tent
go around this?

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‐ Uh, no.
No tents when you're camping.

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That's why when you lie down,
you can see the stars.

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‐ Oh, that's actually
a really good answer.

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[chuckles]
‐ All right,

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let's see what we got here.
‐ Mm.

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‐ Wait a second.

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I thought I packed
more food than this.

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I can use the gun
and go shoot a raccoon.

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‐ Oh, no, I'm‐‐
I'm actually very content.

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So‐‐but is there, like,
a bathroom

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or an outhouse or something?

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‐ Yeah, there's an outhouse.

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All of this. Nature.

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Just go out in the
woods a little bit.

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‐ Oh, I don't know.

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It looks kinda scary.

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Um, can I just go
right here?

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I don't think
that's a good idea.

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It's the middle
of our new home.

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‐ Yeah, I'm‐‐

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I'm not going out
in those woods alone, so‐‐

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I, uh, I don't think I can pee
with you this close to me.

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I can go back.
‐ No, no.

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Don't‐‐don't go.
Just stay here.

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‐ What if I just pee here
with you?

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‐ Ew.

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[urinating]

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[urinating]
It's working.

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[light music]

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[Annie chuckles]

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♪ ♪

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‐ [exhales]

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Where the fuck is she?

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[typing]
[dog whines]

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‐ I never thought
I'd be with someone like you.

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‐ Thank you?

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I think.

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‐ I mean someone
who speaks their mind.

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Like, my dad could be
such a dick.

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Especially to my mom.

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And she never said anything.

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But you're not like that.

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You push back.

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‐ Yeah, but pushing back
is really hard.

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I mean, I never used to do it.

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But then, I guess I just got
to a point where, like,

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it was harder
not to say something.

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You know?
Like, even with you.

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‐ Hm.

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‐ But then you got a lot better
at appreciating me,

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which is a big deal.

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‐ I always appreciated you.

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I was just too much
of a dumbass to say it.

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But it wasn't just you,
it was...

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everyone.

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I guess that's why I never had
a real girlfriend before you.

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‐ What? I don't believe that.

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‐ [scoffs]

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‐ I feel like when I met you,
your whole deal was like

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you might fuck anyone
at any time.

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‐ Well, I did drop a lot
of dick around town.

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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ But I've never, like,

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gone all of the way in‐‐

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like, emotions and stuff.

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Yeah, you're my first
real girlfriend.

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‐ Okay.

222
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Can I tell you
something honestly?

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‐ Mm.

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‐ You're my first
real boyfriend.

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‐ No fuckin' way.
‐ Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean,
I would hook up with people

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and have big,

228
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debilitatingly painful
crushes on people, but...

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never anything else.
‐ Hm.

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I mean, I‐‐
I didn't wanna get rejected,

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so I just took
what I could get.

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‐ Oh, Annie.

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[light music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ [groans]

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Morning.
‐ Hi.

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‐ Mm.

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Hm.

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Let me go down on you.
‐ What?

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No. Oh, my God.

241
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I slept in my clothes,
I haven't showered.

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I have, like, a full,
two‐day pussy right now.

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Like, I feel like
I won't be able to enjoy it.

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Like, I'll be in my head.

245
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‐ I have, like,
a four‐day dick right now.

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‐ [laughs]
‐ I honestly don't care.

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I'd just really, really
appreciate it

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if you'd let me.
‐ Okay,

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out here in the open?
‐ Yeah.

250
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Definitely.

251
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‐ Okay.

252
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Yeah.
‐ Mm.

253
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You sure?
‐ Yeah.

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‐ Mm.

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00:10:54,642 --> 00:10:56,855
‐ Mm.

256
00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:58,316
RYAN: Ohh.

257
00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:00,153
‐ [exhales sharply]

258
00:11:00,153 --> 00:11:03,159
[both moan]

259
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:10,089
‐ [panting]
‐ [singing voices approaching]

260
00:11:10,089 --> 00:11:11,635
[Ryan moans]

261
00:11:11,635 --> 00:11:14,389
‐ Wait. Ryan.
Someone's coming.

262
00:11:14,389 --> 00:11:15,851
‐ You are?
‐ No, no, no.

263
00:11:15,851 --> 00:11:18,147
Look, kids.
‐ Oh, fuck!

264
00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:19,274
SCOUTS: ♪ Like apple pie ♪

265
00:11:19,274 --> 00:11:22,197
‐ Oh, my God.
[singing continues]

266
00:11:22,197 --> 00:11:23,533
RYAN: Come on!
‐ I'm going.

267
00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:26,915
[singing]
RYAN: Oh, my God.

268
00:11:26,915 --> 00:11:30,171
GABE: Hey, before we wrap up,
I'd like to say something.

269
00:11:30,171 --> 00:11:33,302
I know many of you witnessed
the scene yesterday

270
00:11:33,302 --> 00:11:34,889
when Annie stormed out of here

271
00:11:34,889 --> 00:11:38,479
like she was my hormonal
teenage daughter.

272
00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:41,569
‐ But she's not.
That's me.

273
00:11:41,569 --> 00:11:45,869
‐ May I remind you that despite
the fracture that occurred,

274
00:11:45,869 --> 00:11:50,629
that we remain a team
here at "The Thorn."

275
00:11:50,629 --> 00:11:52,633
‐ Yes, and that is why
I have decided

276
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,386
to quit too, Gabe.

277
00:11:54,386 --> 00:11:56,975
Out of solidarity with Annie,

278
00:11:56,975 --> 00:11:59,897
I feel that I cannot
stand idly by.

279
00:12:02,653 --> 00:12:06,578
Sorry.
I'm stupid. I'm bad.

280
00:12:06,578 --> 00:12:08,957
‐ As I was saying,
this kind of entitled,

281
00:12:08,957 --> 00:12:10,794
narcissistic
me, me, me, behavior

282
00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:13,132
will not be tolerated here
anymore.

283
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:15,053
‐ Okay, well, I think
that that might've been

284
00:12:15,053 --> 00:12:17,265
a little bit of
a breakdown in communication.

285
00:12:17,265 --> 00:12:18,476
Nobody was really innocent‐‐
GABE: I‐‐

286
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,521
I don't think I finished.

287
00:12:20,521 --> 00:12:23,486
There's no excuse
for this kind of outburst,

288
00:12:23,486 --> 00:12:25,364
for the kind
that Annie perpetrated

289
00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:28,412
upon our safe,
nurturing workplace, okay?

290
00:12:28,412 --> 00:12:31,836
From now on,
no more dramatic exits.

291
00:12:37,848 --> 00:12:39,184
‐ Cool.

292
00:12:39,184 --> 00:12:41,063
Lovin' this new supportive
work environment, right?

293
00:12:41,063 --> 00:12:44,402
‐ Uh, yeah,
I think it is kinda cool.

294
00:12:44,402 --> 00:12:45,948
‐ Were you at
that fuckin' meeting?

295
00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:47,785
‐ Uh, yeah, man.
It was great.

296
00:12:47,785 --> 00:12:50,582
Uh, you know, I loved Annie,
but you know, she was cliquey.

297
00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:51,751
Man, you know what?

298
00:12:51,751 --> 00:12:53,295
She's gone right now,
so it's cool.

299
00:12:53,295 --> 00:12:56,468
Maybe that means
that you and I can get closer.

300
00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:58,514
So, uh...

301
00:12:58,514 --> 00:13:00,686
wanna grab a bite later?

302
00:13:00,686 --> 00:13:03,440
‐ I wish I could,
but I gotta‐‐

303
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,442
‐ Ohh.
‐ Which way you heading?

304
00:13:04,442 --> 00:13:06,113
‐ Well, I'm‐‐

305
00:13:06,113 --> 00:13:07,365
‐ You heading that way?
‐ Yeah.

306
00:13:07,365 --> 00:13:08,450
‐ I gotta go this way.
‐ So you're gonna‐‐

307
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:09,452
I'll cross.
‐ I wish I could, though.

308
00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:10,454
‐ Right.

309
00:13:10,454 --> 00:13:13,335
[light music]

310
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,714
ANNIE: Hey.
Thanks again

311
00:13:14,714 --> 00:13:16,676
for letting me
use your charger, Stephanie.

312
00:13:16,676 --> 00:13:19,306
This is very cool of you.

313
00:13:19,306 --> 00:13:21,603
‐ You didn't really
give me much of a choice.

314
00:13:21,603 --> 00:13:24,984
‐ Yeah, I know that,
but I'm thanking you now, so...

315
00:13:24,984 --> 00:13:27,238
kinda evens out, right?

316
00:13:27,238 --> 00:13:29,535
‐ Man, I hope I didn't
leave that gun at the campsite.

317
00:13:29,535 --> 00:13:31,413
Kids might take it.

318
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:32,833
No, no, no.

319
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,504
Hey, I don't have my gun.
[phone chimes]

320
00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:37,676
‐ Wait, shh.
BILL: Hey, honey. It's Dad.

321
00:13:37,676 --> 00:13:39,262
So weird turn of events here.

322
00:13:39,262 --> 00:13:40,514
Mom went to Vancouver,

323
00:13:40,514 --> 00:13:41,935
and she didn't tell me why.

324
00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:43,270
Just wondering
if you'd talked to her.

325
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:46,276
‐ Vancouver.

326
00:13:46,276 --> 00:13:47,947
BILL: Honey, it's been
a couple hours.

327
00:13:47,947 --> 00:13:50,159
I still haven't
heard from her or you.

328
00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:52,246
I get a little worried
when I can't find my girls.

329
00:13:52,246 --> 00:13:53,374
Call me back.

330
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,877
‐ Oh, my God. Okay.

331
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,046
We have to leave right now.

332
00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:57,967
Um, I'm very sorry.

333
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,973
I'm normally a clean woman,
okay?

334
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:05,439
But, um, sir, and ma'am,
and small sir and Stephanie,

335
00:14:05,439 --> 00:14:07,861
my boyfriend and I
are gonna leave right now.

336
00:14:07,861 --> 00:14:09,782
‐ He's your boyfriend?

337
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,493
‐ Her very first boyfriend.

338
00:14:11,493 --> 00:14:14,834
‐ Yeah, but Stephanie,
I've‐‐I've dated before.

339
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:18,424
Ad‐‐additionally,
I've also had sex.

340
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,219
Bye.

341
00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:21,304
Excuse me.

342
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:24,645
‐ Oh, there it is.

343
00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:25,647
‐ God damn it.

344
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,568
Why is my dad not picking up?

345
00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,112
‐ It's gonna be okay, Annie.

346
00:14:29,112 --> 00:14:30,782
‐ I‐‐I feel like I caused this

347
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,703
because I told my mom
to take care of herself

348
00:14:32,703 --> 00:14:34,915
or whatever, and all I meant
was just take a bath.

349
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,878
‐ No, look, we're gonna
be home in, like an hour.

350
00:14:36,878 --> 00:14:39,090
We'll figure it out.
[phone chimes]

351
00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:42,806
Ooh, I got a voicemail.

352
00:14:42,806 --> 00:14:44,935
BOSS: Hey Ryan,
you're a total fuckhead idiot.

353
00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:48,777
You missed another shift.
You're fucking fired.

354
00:14:48,777 --> 00:14:51,949
‐ Oh, shit.
‐ Oh, no. I'm sorry.

355
00:14:51,949 --> 00:14:54,037
See, like, I feel like
this is all my fault.

356
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:57,168
‐ No, it's okay. We're gonna be
unemployed together,

357
00:14:57,168 --> 00:14:58,797
which is romantic.

358
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:02,053
‐ God, why is this guy
going 20 in a 40 zone?

359
00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:05,059
Fucking go, you big white bus
piece of shit!

360
00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:08,023
I will ram you down
to fucking hell! Fuck!

361
00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,073
‐ [blows]
‐ Oh, Jesus.

362
00:15:12,073 --> 00:15:13,283
‐ Hi, Amadi.

363
00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:15,914
Uh, I was thinking
now that Annie's gone

364
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:18,711
that you probably need
a new work wife now.

365
00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:20,757
‐ Mm‐‐
‐ Uh, and I was thinking

366
00:15:20,757 --> 00:15:22,761
that maybe
that could be me.

367
00:15:22,761 --> 00:15:24,097
‐ What?
‐ Come on,

368
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,226
we could do really fun
work wife stuff together.

369
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,147
Like, we could throw
a pigskin around.

370
00:15:28,147 --> 00:15:29,900
Or we could talk crap.

371
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:32,363
Or, um, I could get you porn.

372
00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:33,992
Or you could help me
ride a bike.

373
00:15:33,992 --> 00:15:35,829
‐ Okay, that sounds awesome,
all of that.

374
00:15:35,829 --> 00:15:38,543
But I got a wife right now.
I'm pretty wifed up.

375
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:40,547
‐ Then‐‐well,
it's not up to you.

376
00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:43,010
'Cause I'm your work wife now.
Fuck.

377
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,682
‐ Then why'd you even ask?
‐ Because I'm polite.

378
00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:47,644
And just so you know,
Gabe asked me

379
00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:50,107
to send you to his office,
like, 20 minutes ago.

380
00:15:50,107 --> 00:15:51,193
He's been waiting
this whole time.

381
00:15:51,193 --> 00:15:53,990
He's gonna be
so, so, so pissed

382
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:56,829
when he sees you.
‐ Okay, thanks, Ruthie.

383
00:15:56,829 --> 00:15:59,500
‐ Yeah, it's nice to be married
in the office now.

384
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,631
Right, Daddy?
Yeah, you're my dad.

385
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,927
'Cause I view husbands as dads.
Mm.

386
00:16:03,927 --> 00:16:05,179
‐ That's nasty.

387
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:12,401
‐ Hey, Gabe. Um, I wanted
to say that I'm sorry

388
00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:13,738
for leaving when Annie quit.

389
00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:16,034
‐ Relax, Amadi.
That's not what this is about.

390
00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:18,957
‐ Oh. What's up

391
00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:23,215
‐ Amadi...do people like me?

392
00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:27,557
‐ What‐‐what people?
‐ People in the office.

393
00:16:27,557 --> 00:16:30,437
‐ Am I liked?

394
00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:31,941
‐ Yeah.
‐ What?

395
00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:34,571
‐ Yes. Yes, you are.
‐ I don't believe you.

396
00:16:34,571 --> 00:16:36,199
‐ It's true.
‐ You're lying.

397
00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:37,368
There's a change.

398
00:16:37,368 --> 00:16:39,122
People are very cold
to me right now.

399
00:16:39,122 --> 00:16:41,293
You know, this morning
I asked Angus

400
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:42,796
if he wanted to jam
on the bass,

401
00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:44,758
and you know what he did?

402
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,386
He was like‐‐

403
00:16:46,386 --> 00:16:47,764
‐ yeah, well,
people are still freaked out

404
00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:48,850
about the whole Annie thing.

405
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:50,227
‐ When did this job
get so hard?

406
00:16:50,227 --> 00:16:52,481
I used to be Annie.
I used to be the disruptor.

407
00:16:52,481 --> 00:16:54,820
And now what am I?
The big, gay money man,

408
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,907
you know, bulldozing
the community center

409
00:16:56,907 --> 00:16:58,828
for his personal golf course?

410
00:16:58,828 --> 00:17:00,164
‐ Well, that's being the boss.

411
00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:02,168
You gotta be the good cop
and the bad cop.

412
00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:04,631
‐ I don't wanna‐‐

413
00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:07,219
I don't wanna be bad cop.

414
00:17:07,219 --> 00:17:09,933
‐ Mm.

415
00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:11,102
‐ What?

416
00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:13,273
‐ I have just decided
to promote you.

417
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:15,152
‐ Wh‐‐really? To what?

418
00:17:15,152 --> 00:17:18,075
‐ To managing
executive director of whatever.

419
00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:20,245
It doesn't matter.
‐ Is this real?

420
00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:23,586
‐ This is real.
I'm gonna give you a raise,

421
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:25,924
and you're gonna spend it
on your loud, blonde wife

422
00:17:25,924 --> 00:17:27,510
and beautiful sons.
‐ Daughters.

423
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,932
‐ Congratulations.
And you are going to be

424
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:32,646
day‐to‐day management.

425
00:17:32,646 --> 00:17:34,983
You're gonna handle
hiring and firing,

426
00:17:34,983 --> 00:17:36,904
nickeling and fuckin' diming.

427
00:17:36,904 --> 00:17:40,244
Freeing me up
for my natural role

428
00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:44,712
as creative iconoclast dreamer.

429
00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:47,007
‐ Shit, I‐‐
I don't know what to say, Gabe.

430
00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:49,555
I‐‐thank you
‐ You know they used to call me

431
00:17:49,555 --> 00:17:51,600
the Original Prince
of the Gutter Punks.

432
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,853
‐ I didn't know that, but yeah,

433
00:17:52,853 --> 00:17:55,023
that‐‐that‐‐that feels real.

434
00:17:55,023 --> 00:17:56,902
‐ Yeah!
‐ Yeah. This is sick.

435
00:17:56,902 --> 00:17:58,865
Uh, shit, we're gonna make
a great team.

436
00:17:58,865 --> 00:18:00,033
‐ All right.
‐ All right.

437
00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:01,871
‐ All right!
‐ Paper, I win.

438
00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:03,290
Look at that.
‐ Paper over rock.

439
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,002
‐ Yeah. [laughs]
‐ You win. You're the man now.

440
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,006
‐ I hate that term,
but I love money, baby.

441
00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:09,970
[rock music]

442
00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:17,276
♪ ♪

443
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,324
‐ Ron?
‐ Annie!

444
00:18:20,324 --> 00:18:21,869
‐ What the shit?
‐ [laughs]

445
00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:24,123
‐ Mr. Easton, I'm a huge fan
of your daughter.

446
00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:25,627
‐ No, this is not my dad.

447
00:18:25,627 --> 00:18:27,881
This is Ron,
my dad's jazz friend.

448
00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:29,050
‐ Where is my dad?
‐ Hey, Annie,

449
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,887
long time, no see.

450
00:18:30,887 --> 00:18:32,557
Hey, wait, wait.
Can I hug you,

451
00:18:32,557 --> 00:18:33,601
or are you gonna Me Too me?

452
00:18:33,601 --> 00:18:34,895
‐ Oh. Yeah.
‐ [laughs] Come on,

453
00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:37,483
let's hook up the hog.
‐ Okay. Okay.

454
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,945
‐ Hey, I'm heating up
some thin menus,

455
00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:40,532
you guys hungry?
‐ No, no.

456
00:18:40,532 --> 00:18:42,076
I just‐‐I'm looking for my dad.
‐ All right.

457
00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:43,538
‐ Dad?
‐ [laughs] Here.

458
00:18:43,538 --> 00:18:48,088
‐ Dad, what is happening?
‐ Holy shit. Annie.

459
00:18:48,088 --> 00:18:49,465
Finally.

460
00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:51,302
I called you over and over.
‐ I‐‐I know.

461
00:18:51,302 --> 00:18:53,056
I'm sorry,
and I did get your messages.

462
00:18:53,056 --> 00:18:54,977
And I tried to call you.
‐ Well, not hard enough.

463
00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:57,398
Jesus Christ. You've scared
the shit out of me.

464
00:18:57,398 --> 00:18:58,609
‐ Okay, I'm sorry.

465
00:18:58,609 --> 00:19:00,947
So Mom went to Vancouver?
Did she say why?

466
00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:03,493
‐ No, she just‐‐
she just said she's gone.

467
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:05,915
‐ That's insane. I don't‐‐

468
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:07,334
And why is Ron here?

469
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:10,173
‐ Well, Ron is here because
Ron answers his telephone.

470
00:19:10,173 --> 00:19:12,303
‐ Okay.
‐ Oh, my God.

471
00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:13,723
‐ Fran?
‐ Yeah, we got Fran

472
00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:15,517
hangin' with us.
‐ Oh, yeah, Fran's hanging

473
00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:17,521
because your dad called me
and didn't know where you were

474
00:19:17,521 --> 00:19:19,317
and we thought
you were murdered,

475
00:19:19,317 --> 00:19:21,487
but thank God you're alive
and just inconsiderate.

476
00:19:21,487 --> 00:19:24,995
‐ I'm sorry.
We didn't have any service.

477
00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:26,665
‐ We.
‐ Yeah‐‐

478
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,878
‐ Who are you?
Am I completely out of the loop

479
00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,632
on every God damn thing
in this family?

480
00:19:30,632 --> 00:19:34,096
‐ Well, okay, this isn't
how I imagined this moment,

481
00:19:34,096 --> 00:19:36,769
but Dad, this is
my boyfriend, Ryan.

482
00:19:36,769 --> 00:19:39,148
BILL: Your boyfriend.

483
00:19:39,148 --> 00:19:40,317
Jeez, okay.

484
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:42,488
‐ I know this isn't,
like, a good time,

485
00:19:42,488 --> 00:19:44,450
um, uh, but I just wanna say

486
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:47,707
Annie is such a good woman.

487
00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:49,377
‐ Ryan, you're
a very, very lucky guy.

488
00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:50,672
‐ I can't believe
I didn't know this.

489
00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:51,966
‐ Very.
‐ Fran, do you know

490
00:19:51,966 --> 00:19:53,761
this Ryan?

491
00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:55,472
‐ No. Are you the guy

492
00:19:55,472 --> 00:19:58,311
who was cutting women's
pony tails off on the bus?

493
00:19:58,311 --> 00:20:00,107
‐ No.
‐ My God.

494
00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:01,610
[smoke alarm beeping]

495
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,781
‐ Grub's on!
BILL: Oh, jeez.

496
00:20:03,781 --> 00:20:05,367
ANNIE: What?

497
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:09,083
Did you put the boxes in
at 500 degrees?

498
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,089
RON: I am not a chef.
[laughs]

499
00:20:12,089 --> 00:20:13,968
‐ Fine, but, Dad, no, no.

500
00:20:13,968 --> 00:20:15,012
You're gonna hurt yourself.
‐ Calm down.

501
00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:16,347
I'm not a hundred years old.

502
00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:18,393
‐ Yeah, okay,
but you've been sick, you know.

503
00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:20,022
‐ You're overreacting. It's‐‐
‐ Fine‐‐

504
00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:21,107
‐ Whoa!
‐ Oh!

505
00:20:21,107 --> 00:20:22,109
‐ Don't shoot, you fuck!
‐ All right,

506
00:20:22,109 --> 00:20:23,445
everybody take it slow.

507
00:20:23,445 --> 00:20:26,325
‐ [grunts]
‐ [Annie yelps]

508
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,373
‐ Yeah, man!
That is what I'm talking about!

509
00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:31,127
Whoo!
‐ What the fuck?

510
00:20:31,127 --> 00:20:33,214
‐ I needed something metal
to bash the fucker.

511
00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:35,093
‐ Annie, your boyfriend
has a gun?

512
00:20:35,093 --> 00:20:37,431
‐ Only because we were camping.
It's fine.

513
00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:40,980
Everybody just calm down.
‐ Well, it doesn't seem fine!

514
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:44,153
Fuck.
Is that blood on your dress?

515
00:20:44,153 --> 00:20:45,531
‐ Yes.

516
00:20:45,531 --> 00:20:47,117
But it's...

517
00:20:47,117 --> 00:20:49,706
Because I got my period.

518
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,960
‐ Yes, and that's how
periods work.

519
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,296
So we should get you changed.
‐ Yes.

520
00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:54,298
‐ And can I talk to you
for a sec?

521
00:20:54,298 --> 00:20:55,968
ANNIE: Yeah.

522
00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:02,022
‐ This is psychotic.
My mom just up and left?

523
00:21:02,022 --> 00:21:03,859
Truly,
is everyone off the rails?

524
00:21:03,859 --> 00:21:05,112
‐ What's going on?

525
00:21:05,112 --> 00:21:06,405
Why did you have blood
on yourself?

526
00:21:06,405 --> 00:21:08,076
‐ Well, I went last night

527
00:21:08,076 --> 00:21:10,163
to confront my troll
at his house.

528
00:21:10,163 --> 00:21:11,249
‐ When? Alone?

529
00:21:11,249 --> 00:21:13,671
That's fucking scary
and stupid.

530
00:21:13,671 --> 00:21:14,714
Honestly, it sounds like
you're the one

531
00:21:14,714 --> 00:21:16,217
who's off the rails.
‐ What?

532
00:21:16,217 --> 00:21:17,344
I'm not off the rails.

533
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:20,225
I am the rails.
‐ Okay, slow down.

534
00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:21,562
You did something dangerous,

535
00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:24,108
and then you and Ryan
just ran away from it all.

536
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,235
I had to come all the way here

537
00:21:25,235 --> 00:21:26,655
and miss a hair appointment
today.

538
00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:28,826
You couldn't even text me
or your dad.

539
00:21:28,826 --> 00:21:30,162
Think about that.
‐ Yeah, I mean,

540
00:21:30,162 --> 00:21:32,124
I went to Ryan
because he's my boyfriend

541
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,211
and he actually supports me
about the stuff

542
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:35,422
that I care about in my life.

543
00:21:35,422 --> 00:21:37,092
‐ Yeah, or you knew he was
the only person

544
00:21:37,092 --> 00:21:39,681
who wouldn't question you.

545
00:21:39,681 --> 00:21:42,729
‐ I mean...maybe. Yes.

546
00:21:42,729 --> 00:21:46,027
But Fran, I'm‐‐
I'm really sorry.

547
00:21:46,027 --> 00:21:48,991
Like, I know that I've been
a piece of shit

548
00:21:48,991 --> 00:21:50,368
and a really bad friend.

549
00:21:50,368 --> 00:21:51,622
‐ I don't wanna fight with you,
Annie,

550
00:21:51,622 --> 00:21:53,499
but you can't just disappear
and then leave me

551
00:21:53,499 --> 00:21:55,045
to clear up all your mess.

552
00:21:55,045 --> 00:21:56,924
You have to be my friend, too.

553
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:59,930
‐ I know, I know.
I'm just‐‐

554
00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:04,063
I'm trying to be the person
that I actually wanna be.

555
00:22:04,063 --> 00:22:06,652
‐ And is this who you wanna be?
‐ [laughs]

556
00:22:06,652 --> 00:22:09,031
Absolutely not.
‐ [laughs]

557
00:22:09,031 --> 00:22:10,743
‐ This is a nightmare.

558
00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:12,830
Not at all.

559
00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:14,500
‐ Oh, you smell horrible.

560
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,047
‐ Yeah, I really do.
‐ [laughs] Yeah.

561
00:22:17,047 --> 00:22:19,594
‐ Ryan went down on
my two‐day puss in the woods.

562
00:22:19,594 --> 00:22:22,266
‐ That's good, but call me
when he eats your ass.

563
00:22:22,266 --> 00:22:23,686
[both laugh]
[door opens]

564
00:22:23,686 --> 00:22:26,148
‐ Hey, your mom's on the phone.

565
00:22:26,148 --> 00:22:28,111
‐ Oh, shit.

566
00:22:28,111 --> 00:22:32,662
‐ Okay. Good.

567
00:22:32,662 --> 00:22:35,166
They actually let you pet them.
Well, wow.

568
00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:37,547
‐ Wh‐‐when's she coming back?
‐ Good.

569
00:22:37,547 --> 00:22:39,425
Okay.

570
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:41,429
Yeah, we'll see you soon.

571
00:22:41,429 --> 00:22:43,600
I love you, too.

572
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,690
Okay, well, I feel better.

573
00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:48,986
‐ What happened?

574
00:22:48,986 --> 00:22:51,157
‐ She's in Vancouver.

575
00:22:51,157 --> 00:22:53,746
She said she needed a break
from the stress

576
00:22:53,746 --> 00:22:56,835
She wanted
to recharge her batteries.

577
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,421
‐ That's it?
You didn't get anything else?

578
00:22:58,421 --> 00:22:59,758
‐ I don't know.
That's all she said.

579
00:22:59,758 --> 00:23:01,260
It's fine.

580
00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:03,222
It's between her and me.

581
00:23:03,222 --> 00:23:04,851
The family drama's over, okay?

582
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,145
Everybody can head on out.

583
00:23:06,145 --> 00:23:08,024
I'm gonna hang out with Ron,

584
00:23:08,024 --> 00:23:09,234
and you can go back to work.

585
00:23:09,234 --> 00:23:11,740
‐ Yeah, I'll stay awake
if you need me.

586
00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:16,123
‐ Um, actually, I quit my job.

587
00:23:16,123 --> 00:23:17,919
‐ Annie, you didn't.
‐ What?

588
00:23:17,919 --> 00:23:20,256
‐ Yes, I did.
‐ Cool, right?

589
00:23:20,256 --> 00:23:21,968
‐ Well, this is exactly
the kind of stress

590
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,137
I don't need.

591
00:23:23,137 --> 00:23:25,517
I don't understand.
What happened?

592
00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:29,651
‐ Well, my boss‐‐
he‐‐he wasn't letting me do,

593
00:23:29,651 --> 00:23:31,613
you know, what I wanna do.

594
00:23:31,613 --> 00:23:33,992
‐ Which is every boss on earth

595
00:23:33,992 --> 00:23:35,495
in every job on earth.

596
00:23:35,495 --> 00:23:36,748
What is going on with you?

597
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,253
‐ Look, Dad, you know,
this is a good thing.

598
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,215
I'm shaking my shit up
a little bit.

599
00:23:41,215 --> 00:23:43,428
You know, taking a chance
on myself.

600
00:23:43,428 --> 00:23:45,599
I think I'm actually
figuring things out.

601
00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:48,354
‐ That was a great job, Annie.

602
00:23:48,354 --> 00:23:51,402
And you were doing so well.

603
00:23:51,402 --> 00:23:53,907
What are you gonna do now?

604
00:23:53,907 --> 00:23:55,786
‐ Listen, Bill,

605
00:23:55,786 --> 00:23:57,330
when you're young
you take risks

606
00:23:57,330 --> 00:23:59,460
and do crazy shit.

607
00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:03,802
Once, on a dare, I kissed
a dead dog on the road.

608
00:24:03,802 --> 00:24:05,639
And look at me now.

609
00:24:05,639 --> 00:24:07,058
I got this.

610
00:24:07,058 --> 00:24:10,816
Your daughter's got it, too.
Right, Annie?

611
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:13,989
‐ Yeah. I got this.

612
00:24:13,989 --> 00:24:16,953
I got this.

613
00:24:16,953 --> 00:24:19,792
I‐‐I got this.

614
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,128
["Bad Dance" playing]

615
00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:26,263
CORIN: ♪ And if the world
is ending now ♪

616
00:24:26,263 --> 00:24:28,977
♪ Then let's dance
the bad dance ♪

617
00:24:28,977 --> 00:24:32,693
♪ We've been rehearsing
our whole lives ♪

618
00:24:32,693 --> 00:24:34,488
♪ Well, don't just
stand there ♪

619
00:24:34,488 --> 00:24:38,412
♪ Why don't you
follow me around ♪

620
00:24:38,412 --> 00:24:40,626
♪ My truth is slack and loose ♪

621
00:24:40,626 --> 00:24:44,049
♪ My morals are unsound ♪

622
00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:47,347
♪ Well, I'm amusing,
I'm amazing ♪

623
00:24:47,347 --> 00:24:49,769
♪ I'm impure ♪

624
00:24:49,769 --> 00:24:51,982
♪ Dip your toes
into the chaos ♪

625
00:24:51,982 --> 00:24:54,779
♪ It'll feel just like a cure ♪

626
00:24:54,779 --> 00:25:00,206
♪ And if the world
is ending now ♪

627
00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:03,212
♪ We've been rehearsing
our whole lives ♪

628
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:08,599
♪ And if we're all
going down in flames ♪

629
00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:11,395
♪ Then let's scream
then let's scream ♪

630
00:25:11,395 --> 00:25:14,569
♪ We've been rehearsing
our whole lives ♪