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SINGER:
♪ The hills were alive ♪

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♪ With wildflowers and I ♪

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♪ Was as wild,
even wilder than they ♪

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♪ For at least I could run ♪

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♪ They just died in the sun ♪

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♪ And I refuse
to just wither...♪

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‐ Excuse me‐‐didn't this used
to be an Indian restaurant?

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SINGER:
♪ Just a wild mountain rose ♪

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♪ Needing freedom to grow ♪

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♪ So I ran fearing not ♪

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♪ Where I'd go, whoa whoa ♪

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♪ When a flower grows wild ♪

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♪ It can always survive ♪

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♪ Wildflowers don't care
where they grow ♪

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‐ You look good.

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You look like
a fancy prison lady.

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‐ Why?
'Cause of my stripes?

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I'm trying to look
professional, you know?

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I mean, it's my first day
of freelancing,

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and day one is the foundation
of everything.

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I'm, like, buzzing right now.

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‐ Wait. Let me feel.

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Oh, you're right.
It's like bees in there.

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‐ [giggles]
Yeah, I feel good.

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Really good.

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Wait.
Do you smell weed right now?

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‐ [sniffing]

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‐ [gasps]
Emily.

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‐ There's my friend.
‐ Hi.

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‐ Good morning.
‐ Hi, Fran.

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‐ I have a request.
When you cum in the night,

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can you not scream like you
just got a hole in one?

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‐ If Annie likes it‐‐she calls
me the Cum King.

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‐ Oh.

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‐ Pardon?
‐ Excuse me?

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‐ Well, I told him
he's a cum king.

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‐ And what is a cum king?

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‐ Um, cumming so much,
making me cum so much

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that he's
the king of it‐‐a cum king.

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‐ My God.
‐ Yeah.

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I'm not proud that it was
revealed to my friends,

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but I got to do my life.
Okay, I got to go.

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‐ Oh, hey, wait.

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Am I gonna see you at my
cabaret show tomorrow night?

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‐ Oh, yeah. 100%.
‐ Okay.

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‐ Are you gonna go?
‐ Yeah.

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I'm gonna make Vic
a nice little dinner before,

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and then we're gonna head over.
‐ Ooh!

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Fran's cooking‐‐that means
she's in love with Vic.

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‐ Maybe.
‐ Love? Fran does not do that.

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‐ Okay.
Fran might do some love,

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'cause she's a lover.

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She nasty. [all giggling]

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Okay. Bye.

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‐ Bye.
‐ All right.

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I have to go to the pharmacy,
and then I have to go

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to "The Thorn"
and pick up my shit.

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‐ Okay.
I'm gonna miss you all day.

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‐ No.
I'm gonna miss you all day.

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FRAN: Eww. Oh!

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[Annie giggles]

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[Muzak plays in background]

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‐ I mean, this is insane.

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Are they on break or something?

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‐ I don't know.
‐ God.

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CLERK, DISTANTLY: Can I get a
cashier to the front, please?

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Can I get a cashier
to the front?

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‐ Wow. Check that out.
That's a lot of hat.

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[giggling]

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Oh, my God. Mom?

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Mom!
‐ Oh! Annie.

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‐ Hey. Look who it is.
The gang's all here.

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‐ Wait. When did you get back?
Why didn't you tell me?

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‐ Oh, well, I just got back
a few hours ago,

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and I'm just settling in.
‐ Oh.

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Well, I mean, I'm here
to pick up Dad's prescription.

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‐ Already got it,
but thank you.

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I was gonna text you
to tell you not to bother.

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‐ Okay, but I don't understand
why you left.

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I mean, I know you said
you were exhausted, but‐‐

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‐ Okay, well, you know,
it's just, you know,

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western Canada is so beautiful,

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and I wanted to see it,
and so I went.

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But I want to hear
about you, Annie.

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Dad tells me that you quit
your job?

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That's a big move.

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‐ But it's actually
a very good big move,

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because now
I'm gonna do freelance,

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which is actually
probably better for me.

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‐ Okay, if you say it's okay.
[chuckles]

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Did we get Q‐tips?
I'm gonna get some Q‐tips.

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‐ Dad, why is she being
so insane and dodgy and weird?

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‐ Annie, please.
She's back.

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Let's just take it one step
at a time, all right?

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I'm fucking exhausted.
‐ Okay.

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I'm sorry‐‐
BOTH: Hey.

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‐ You haven't said
anything about this.

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I think it's darn cute.
‐ Yeah.

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‐ What do you think, Annie?

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‐ It's a‐‐it's‐‐
Wow, it's a hat.

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And, yeah.

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I love it.

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BILL AND VERA: [laughing]
‐ I love it.

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I love it too.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Oh, fuck.

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ANDY: [laughing] Oh, fuck.

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Are you back?

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‐ No. No way.

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I'm my own boss now, so...

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‐ Well, don't worry.
Gabe's not here.

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‐ Yeah. I'm not worried.
I can handle Gabe.

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‐ Look at this.
The As together again.

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Annie, Andy...

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‐ Angus.

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‐ Yeah.
Very‐‐very cool.

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ANDY: Yeah.
‐ What the fuck is happening?

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‐ [singsong] Hi.
‐ Oh. Look who's back.

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‐ Well, just to get my shit.

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Hey, did you get my texts
about my troll?

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‐ Yeah. I did, and I'm sorry
that I didn't get back to you,

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but I got a little swamped
at work with the new promotion.

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‐ Ooh! What?
‐ Yeah.

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Creative director.

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‐ Damn! That's amazing.

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‐ So what's up?
What happened with the troll?

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‐ Oh, my God, it was insane.

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I went to his house,
and then we basically had,

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like, a screaming face‐off.

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‐ Oh, that's fuckin' wild.
‐ I know, right?

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I think I might write about it.
‐ Yeah. You definitely should.

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I've never heard of somebody
meeting up with

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an internet creep like that.
That's crazy.

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‐ Right?
‐ Sir...

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‐ Yeah?
‐ Your call's starting now.

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‐ Sorry.
I got to take this call thing.

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I want the rest‐‐[stammers]
Ruthie, would you mind

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setting up a lunch with Annie
and me next week?

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‐ Yes. I can
absolutely do that.

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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Okay.

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‐ Oh, my God!

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‐ Thanks, Ruthie.

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‐ God, her ponytail
went in my mouth.

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‐ You all right?
‐ Yeah.

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I got to get out of here.

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‐ I've never known you to be
so into someone.

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Are you really in love
with Vic?

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‐ I know.
It's mad.

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I just think
she's fucking cool.

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The other day, we were making
out in the back of a Lyft,

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and I actually thought, "What
if I married this person?"

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‐ Uh, Fran,
you know that Vic‐‐

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and I'm sure you know
this already‐‐

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you know that Vic
sees other people?

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‐ Yeah. At first.

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But she'd have to be bionic now
to have time for anyone else.

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‐ Okay. I don't want to have
to tell you this,

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but do you remember
my client Gwen?

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‐ Gwen, yes, with
the extremely high breasts.

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‐ Okay. Yes.
Well, her roommate Sue Anne

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and Vic have been a thing
for, like, three years now.

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And last week, Gwen told me
she needed a new roommate,

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because Sue Anne and Vic
moved in together.

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‐ That's bullshit.

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‐ It's not.

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‐ Yeah, I mean,
it's probably just as friends.

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I think I would know.
‐ Okay.

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Do you want to see
Sue Anne's Instagram?

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‐ No.
‐ Come on.

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Every time we go out,

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we run into at least
three people you've fucked.

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Now, what Vic is doing
is not that crazy.

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She's just protecting herself.

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Are you texting her?

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Do you think maybe
this is a conversation

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you and Vic need to have
in person?

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‐ Fuck no.
I'm not texting her.

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Deleting her number.

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Blocking her on all socials.

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Block. Block. Block. Done.

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‐ You okay?

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You sure you're not
a little sad?

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‐ Of course I'm sad.
I'm very, very sad.

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It's a very sad
and tragic thing

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when someone as young
as Vic dies

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and is dead to me and no longer
exists on this earth,

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but we have to move on
and live our lives,

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because God knows Vic can't.

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[mellow music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Ruthie, is that my stuff?

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Those are my photos.
‐ Whatever.

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I just feel like it's funnier
if I have them.

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‐ What the hell?
This is, like, all my family.

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‐ Do you think you
can just take my stuff

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because I'm trans?

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‐ No.

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‐ Then it's because
I'm a veteran.

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‐ Oh, Jesus.
God damn it, Ruthie. Here.

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You can have this one
of my family.

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‐ This is the one I was hoping
you'd let me keep.

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You look so cool there.
You look really cool.

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‐ I look like shit.

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I'm wearing a sweater vest and
I'm holding an Easter basket.

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‐ Oh, hey, thought I recognized
that voice.

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Hey, Annie.
‐ Gabe. Hi, um...

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Yeah, I was just leaving.
‐ Yeah.

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I got to get back to work.
I'm starting a new band.

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What do you think
about the name "Screed"?

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‐ Very cool.
‐ Or "Jaunty."

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‐ Hmm?
‐ Thinking about "Dimple" also.

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‐ Wow. Awesome.

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‐ So what's up?
What's next?

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Where do I get to read
the new Annie Easton piece?

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‐ Well, I'm freelance now,

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so no whims
to answer to but my own.

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‐ Wow. You're probably talking
about my whims.

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Okay.

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‐ Well, I think a lot of people
read my last article, so...

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‐ Well, sure, you're talented,
but, you know,

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here you have
a built‐in audience.

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Out there, you're on your own.

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‐ All right.
Well, I know what I'm doing,

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so I'm gonna go do it.
‐ You should do it.

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You should do it elsewhere.
I'm gonna go in here.

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I'm gonna write a song
called "Annie's Future."

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It's gonna be a short song.

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[energetic music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Hi. I'm looking
for Kevin O'Donnell.

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‐ Are you here for the
Clear Blast Gum meeting?

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‐ Um, yeah. That's right.

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‐ You're late.
Conference Pod J,

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right down
the hall to your left.

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‐ Thanks.

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KEVIN: Okay, team.
Before we get too deep

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into any of our ideas
for Clear Blast,

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I want to try
a little brainstorm.

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‐ Oh!
‐ Yeah!

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‐ Yeah!
‐ All right?

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When I toss you the ball,

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you say any adjective you
associate with the word "gum."

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I'll start. Gum is fun.

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00:10:07,569 --> 00:10:09,614
Susan.
‐ Um...Gum is flavor.

246
00:10:09,614 --> 00:10:11,702
‐ Awesome.
‐ Yeah.

247
00:10:11,702 --> 00:10:13,956
Oh. Gum is young.

248
00:10:13,956 --> 00:10:16,043
‐ Awesome.
Or gum is "yum."

249
00:10:16,043 --> 00:10:18,089
‐ Oh!
‐ Ooh!

250
00:10:18,089 --> 00:10:19,718
Gum is fearless.

251
00:10:19,718 --> 00:10:21,387
‐ Oh, yes!
I love that.

252
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,308
That's awesome.

253
00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:25,813
Okay. Yeah.
That is going up on the board.

254
00:10:25,813 --> 00:10:28,401
‐ Yeah.
‐ You guys, you are en fuego.

255
00:10:28,401 --> 00:10:29,613
‐ It's all you, Kev.

256
00:10:29,613 --> 00:10:31,449
‐ Fuck!
‐ Are you okay?

257
00:10:31,449 --> 00:10:33,203
‐ Oh...
[panting]

258
00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:35,081
Mm. Sorry.

259
00:10:35,081 --> 00:10:40,133
My distant adult niece is here.
You guys just keep going.

260
00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:42,095
I'm sorry.
I'm a little shocked,

261
00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:44,935
because it's been a little‐‐she
disappeared a long time ago,

262
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:47,356
and she actually is a junkie.

263
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:50,362
You guys can keep talking
about‐‐I have to, um...

264
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,127
[softly] What the fuck are you
doing here‐‐Are you insane?

265
00:10:58,127 --> 00:11:00,131
‐ No.
I just wanted to talk to you.

266
00:11:00,131 --> 00:11:02,261
[both whispering]
‐ How'd you find me?
‐ How do you think?

267
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,806
‐ Fucking internet.
‐ Well, I'm not here to,

268
00:11:03,806 --> 00:11:06,477
like, out you or whatever.

269
00:11:06,477 --> 00:11:07,939
I want to write
about what happened,

270
00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:09,400
and the other night
was so chaotic,

271
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,279
so I need
to actually interview you.

272
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,366
‐ No. You can't do that.
That would ruin me.

273
00:11:13,366 --> 00:11:15,245
‐ Why?
‐ Because that'll ruin me.

274
00:11:15,245 --> 00:11:17,457
You can't interview me.
If you try, I'll ruin you.

275
00:11:17,457 --> 00:11:19,336
You smashed my car.
‐ So what?

276
00:11:19,336 --> 00:11:21,717
You called me a pig,
like, a million times,

277
00:11:21,717 --> 00:11:23,971
and you made fun of my dad
having cancer.

278
00:11:23,971 --> 00:11:25,390
‐ So?
That glass was custom tinted.

279
00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:27,269
It cost $2,500 to get it fixed.

280
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,231
I'm not gonna let you interview
me until you pay for that.

281
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,360
‐ Well, I'm never paying
for those,

282
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,822
and if you try and make me,

283
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,035
I'll tell everyone
in Conference Pod J

284
00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:37,372
that you like to call women
"porky cum gobblers."

285
00:11:37,372 --> 00:11:38,416
‐ Shh.

286
00:11:41,255 --> 00:11:42,675
‐ Meet me outside
in the parking lot

287
00:11:42,675 --> 00:11:44,386
next to the building
in 15 minutes.

288
00:11:44,386 --> 00:11:47,977
‐ Okay. It'll be good.
Be very healing for us.

289
00:11:47,977 --> 00:11:49,648
‐ 15 minutes.
‐ Okay.

290
00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:57,037
‐ You know, I thought I was
a good boyfriend.

291
00:11:57,037 --> 00:11:58,999
I bought her stuff constantly.

292
00:11:58,999 --> 00:12:00,878
‐ Wow.
‐ Then she broke up with me,

293
00:12:00,878 --> 00:12:02,339
and I just‐‐I don't know.

294
00:12:02,339 --> 00:12:04,803
I snapped.
She dumped me for Colin,

295
00:12:04,803 --> 00:12:06,556
my best friend
since junior high.

296
00:12:06,556 --> 00:12:08,142
‐ Oh. Yeah, that sounds
very hard.

297
00:12:08,142 --> 00:12:09,478
I guess I...

298
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,775
‐ Colin's fucking ripped.
‐ Yeah.

299
00:12:11,775 --> 00:12:15,240
Most Colins are jacked as hell.

300
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,662
But, you know, a lot of people
go through breakups,

301
00:12:17,662 --> 00:12:21,335
but they don't start
harassing women online.

302
00:12:21,335 --> 00:12:24,216
Like, I don't understand
what you get out of it.

303
00:12:24,216 --> 00:12:26,053
‐ I don't know.

304
00:12:26,053 --> 00:12:28,016
Maybe it made me feel like
I had some power over someone.

305
00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:30,604
‐ Okay. But the person
you had power over was me,

306
00:12:30,604 --> 00:12:33,317
and I'm a stranger.
I just‐‐why?

307
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,821
Like, is it 'cause
of my weight?

308
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,323
‐ I don't know, okay?
We've already

309
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,994
talked about this.
What do you want from me?

310
00:12:37,994 --> 00:12:39,622
I just‐‐I don't want to talk
about this anymore.

311
00:12:39,622 --> 00:12:42,127
I want this to be done.
You came to my house,

312
00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:44,256
and you yelled at me,
and you smashed my car,

313
00:12:44,256 --> 00:12:46,052
and now you're at my work,
and I just want it to stop.

314
00:12:46,052 --> 00:12:47,764
‐ Okay. Okay. Just relax.
‐ [panting] I can't!

315
00:12:47,764 --> 00:12:49,809
I just want it to stop.
I can't‐‐

316
00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:52,022
‐ Okay. Are you‐‐
‐ I don't know what you want
from me, I just‐‐

317
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,986
‐ Oh, my God.
Are you scared of me?

318
00:12:54,986 --> 00:12:56,615
‐ Yes. I'm really scared,
okay?

319
00:12:56,615 --> 00:12:58,201
The trolling's over. I promise.

320
00:12:58,201 --> 00:12:59,662
I'll leave you alone forever.

321
00:12:59,662 --> 00:13:01,165
I talked to you
for your article now,

322
00:13:01,165 --> 00:13:02,459
so can I please
just have my life back?

323
00:13:02,459 --> 00:13:05,090
‐ Just stop
freaking the fuck out.

324
00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:06,802
‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.
‐ Fine!

325
00:13:06,802 --> 00:13:11,227
‐ Just chill.
Fuck! Okay?

326
00:13:11,227 --> 00:13:14,274
I think that I have
what I need for my article,

327
00:13:14,274 --> 00:13:16,571
and I honestly feel like,
in a weird way,

328
00:13:16,571 --> 00:13:20,120
I kind of understand
your whole deal now,

329
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:25,213
so let's just‐‐let's call it.

330
00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:28,177
‐ Okay.
[exhales]

331
00:13:28,177 --> 00:13:30,891
[groans] Ohh...

332
00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:32,937
So is this gonna be
in "The Thorn"?

333
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:36,820
‐ No. I'm freelancing now,
so I, um...

334
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,489
it's for my own thing.

335
00:13:38,489 --> 00:13:41,328
It's for my blog.

336
00:13:41,328 --> 00:13:42,707
‐ So this isn't even
a real thing?

337
00:13:42,707 --> 00:13:45,336
‐ Oh, fuck you.
It's a real thing.

338
00:13:45,336 --> 00:13:47,633
‐ Okay.
‐ It's a real thing,

339
00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:50,723
and it's‐‐it'll be online.
It's all the same.

340
00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:52,392
‐ Okay. I'm sorry. All right?

341
00:13:52,392 --> 00:13:53,854
It's a real thing. Okay?

342
00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:58,989
‐ Okay.
‐ I just‐‐I want to say

343
00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:02,580
I think
this was really good for me.

344
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,626
‐ I got to go.
‐ Yeah. Me too.

345
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,590
It was actually
really nice to see you.

346
00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,844
‐ I'm not gonna hug you...
‐ Sorry, sorry‐‐

347
00:14:09,844 --> 00:14:11,305
‐ You fucking psycho.
‐ I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

348
00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:12,390
I'm sorry.

349
00:14:49,799 --> 00:14:52,888
‐ Buddy. Hi.

350
00:14:52,888 --> 00:14:54,224
Aww.

351
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,692
What the fuck?

352
00:15:02,742 --> 00:15:04,746
Fran?

353
00:15:04,746 --> 00:15:07,877
Are you up?
We slept the whole day.

354
00:15:07,877 --> 00:15:10,506
What are we, dead from
carbon monoxide poisoning?

355
00:15:10,506 --> 00:15:12,427
‐ I wish.
‐ Oh, my God.

356
00:15:12,427 --> 00:15:14,724
I was up till 7:00
in the morning writing.

357
00:15:14,724 --> 00:15:16,310
Are you just getting up too?

358
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:18,355
‐ I was up earlier.
I took Bonkers out.

359
00:15:18,355 --> 00:15:20,401
I just got back into bed.

360
00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:22,447
‐ Okay. What's going on?

361
00:15:28,084 --> 00:15:29,837
‐ Am I a bad person?

362
00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:32,008
Should I just never date
anyone ever again?

363
00:15:32,008 --> 00:15:35,306
‐ No. Of course not.
What is this all about?

364
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:38,229
‐ Vic has another girlfriend.

365
00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:42,070
‐ Oh, shit.

366
00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:44,659
I'm sorry. What?

367
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:46,161
I don't understand.

368
00:15:46,161 --> 00:15:48,207
I thought you guys
were getting serious.

369
00:15:48,207 --> 00:15:50,879
‐ Yeah. So did I.
I mean, tell me the truth.

370
00:15:50,879 --> 00:15:53,175
You're the one who called me
the female Ryan.

371
00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:56,265
Am I just this cruel person
who uses people?

372
00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:59,730
‐ No. No, you're not cruel.

373
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:03,279
And also, you can always change
if you want to.

374
00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:04,782
And you are changing.

375
00:16:04,782 --> 00:16:06,744
You fell for Vic.
That's huge for you.

376
00:16:06,744 --> 00:16:08,540
‐ Yeah. I don't know.

377
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,669
‐ Well, you don't have to know
anything

378
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,882
right in this moment.

379
00:16:12,882 --> 00:16:16,180
And you know what?
Here's what we need to do.

380
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:19,687
Let's go to Emily's
show tonight.

381
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,106
‐ I'm not really
feeling it right now.

382
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,235
‐ Come on.
Do it for Emily.

383
00:16:23,235 --> 00:16:26,659
You don't need another lesbian
in this town against you,

384
00:16:26,659 --> 00:16:28,538
especially one that deals weed.

385
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:35,009
‐ Okay.
I will consider going tonight

386
00:16:35,009 --> 00:16:38,642
if you wear the Christmas
present I got you.

387
00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:40,519
‐ Whew.

388
00:16:42,023 --> 00:16:46,073
Okay. If...you go out tonight,

389
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:50,666
I will wear the Christmas
present that you got for me.

390
00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:52,753
‐ Really? In public?

391
00:16:52,753 --> 00:16:54,882
‐ Yes, I will.

392
00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:56,134
‐ Yes!

393
00:16:57,763 --> 00:16:59,725
‐ I'm worried
I'm gonna be arrested

394
00:16:59,725 --> 00:17:02,063
for the amount of tit
I have going on right now.

395
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,817
FRAN: [giggling]
‐ Are you happy?

396
00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:05,236
‐ Oh, I'm very happy,
and I love the little hearts.

397
00:17:05,236 --> 00:17:06,614
‐ Yeah, well,
those are my nipples.

398
00:17:06,614 --> 00:17:08,868
‐ Oh!

399
00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:11,039
Tonight, I'm gonna try
and forget about this Vic shit.

400
00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:13,335
‐ Yeah. Totally.

401
00:17:13,335 --> 00:17:16,174
All right, can I put
my jacket back on now?

402
00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:17,720
‐ No, no.
This is all night long.

403
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,890
‐ Hello!
‐ Hi!

404
00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:22,604
‐ You have to see the look.
‐ Oh, wow.

405
00:17:22,604 --> 00:17:25,777
[mellow dance music]

406
00:17:25,777 --> 00:17:32,708
♪ ♪

407
00:18:03,645 --> 00:18:06,024
‐ Whoa. 53 comments?

408
00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:10,074
"My uncle added 8 inch
to his penis.

409
00:18:10,074 --> 00:18:11,744
Here's how"?

410
00:18:11,744 --> 00:18:13,455
What?

411
00:18:13,455 --> 00:18:15,376
‐ You okay?
‐ Yeah.

412
00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:21,096
I just‐‐I wrote this thing,
and no one's looked at it.

413
00:18:21,096 --> 00:18:24,729
Except there's 50 comments
from a fucking penis bot.

414
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,024
‐ God. When did Rose
get so cute?

415
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,739
No offense, honey.
Grinding only, bitch.

416
00:18:29,739 --> 00:18:32,076
‐ I grind, bitch.

417
00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:35,709
[mellow dance music continues]

418
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:38,046
EMILY:
♪ I don't remember at all ♪

419
00:18:38,046 --> 00:18:43,015
♪ Ey‐ey‐at all ♪

420
00:18:43,015 --> 00:18:45,186
♪ Yeah ♪
Thank you.

421
00:18:45,186 --> 00:18:48,233
‐ Yeah!
‐ Whoo!

422
00:18:49,110 --> 00:18:52,033
‐ Whoo!
‐ Oh, yes. Yes.

423
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:54,622
Big hand for Emily
and Hot 'n' Motley.

424
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:57,961
You know, before this,
I was singing

425
00:18:57,961 --> 00:18:59,673
at the MAX station by my house.

426
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:03,305
A gorgeous commuter
threw a penny at my head,

427
00:19:03,305 --> 00:19:05,560
and I took that penny,
and I bought this jacket,

428
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,979
and it is good, isn't it?

429
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,234
‐ Yeah!
‐ Whoo!
‐ It's good.

430
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:11,238
So I appreciate
what it means to have a space

431
00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:14,494
like this to perform for you,
my gorgeous audience.

432
00:19:14,494 --> 00:19:16,414
The first Monday
of every month,

433
00:19:16,414 --> 00:19:21,341
we're here, we're queer,
we're doing as we damn please.

434
00:19:21,341 --> 00:19:24,682
I'll sing for you now, but
just know that this...

435
00:19:24,682 --> 00:19:26,059
is for you.

436
00:19:26,059 --> 00:19:29,440
[soft piano music]

437
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:33,533
♪ ♪

438
00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:38,417
SINGER:
♪ I may not always love you ♪

439
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:43,761
♪ But long as there
are stars above you ♪

440
00:19:43,761 --> 00:19:48,688
♪ You'll never
need to doubt it ♪

441
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:53,948
♪ I'll make you
so sure about it ♪

442
00:19:53,948 --> 00:19:58,958
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

443
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:02,925
♪ ♪

444
00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:07,183
♪ If you should ever leave me ♪

445
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:11,943
♪ Though life would
still go on, believe me ♪

446
00:20:11,943 --> 00:20:16,117
♪ The world
could show nothing to me ♪

447
00:20:16,117 --> 00:20:21,294
♪ So what good
would livin' do me? ♪

448
00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:25,804
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

449
00:20:25,804 --> 00:20:29,895
[melodic piano continues]

450
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:36,491
♪ ♪

451
00:20:36,491 --> 00:20:42,378
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

452
00:20:43,255 --> 00:20:47,513
SINGER: ♪ If you should
ever leave me ♪

453
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:52,064
♪ Though life would
still go on, believe me ♪

454
00:20:52,064 --> 00:20:56,489
♪ The world
could show nothing to me ♪

455
00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:01,207
♪ So what good
would livin' do me? ♪

456
00:21:01,207 --> 00:21:05,925
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

457
00:21:05,925 --> 00:21:09,474
♪ ♪

458
00:21:09,474 --> 00:21:13,941
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

459
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:17,616
♪ ♪

460
00:21:17,616 --> 00:21:23,085
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

461
00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:27,426
♪ ♪