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‐ All right, if I could have
everyone's attention.

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I know that
we all have deadlines,

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but this is very important.

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There's been an inappropriate
sexual incident in the office,

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and we need to make sure
everyone is crystal clear

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on those rules.

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‐ So somebody had sex
in the office?

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Was it you, Cody?

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Of course it was.
‐ No. No, it wasn't.

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‐ Look, I'm sorry.
I'm just gonna say it, okay?

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If you can
find someone in this office

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that loves you so much that you
can have beautiful sex with,

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that there can be ass eating
and stuff like that,

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it's not shameful.

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It's honestly beautiful, okay?

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CODY: It's tight.

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I think it's actually good

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if you find somebody that‐‐

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REGGIE: It's spiritual.
‐ All right, you two,

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I'm actually serious.
We need to get through this.

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So let's go ahead
and get started.

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‐ Sex. None of us
would be here without it,

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but we're all afraid of it
and we don't know how to do it.

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‐ O‐‐okay.
Hey, Maureen.

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MAUREEN: Is it‐‐
AMADI: No‐‐

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MAUREEN: Is a orgasm‐‐
AMADI: Hey, hey‐‐

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‐ Is a orgasm real?

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‐ It is, and this is not part

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‐ of what we're covering.
MAUREEN: Is it‐‐is‐‐

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Raise your hand
if you have had sex.

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AMADI: That's good.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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AMADI: Scenario number one:

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"Sammy and Sally are coworkers
at a local restaurant.

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"They begin dating.

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"One day, Sally touches Sammy
on the buttocks

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"near the deep‐fat fryer.

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"A coworker, Susie, sees this
and feels uncomfortable.

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Does Susie have
a legitimate complaint?"

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‐ Literally, no one cares
about Sally or Sumi or whoever.

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Okay, I'm just worried
that at some point,

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Annie's gonna come up behind me
and try to have sex with me.

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AMADI: No, it's‐‐
‐ Oh, God.

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AMADI: That's inappropriate.
Let's just answer the question.

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I'm not invested
in the Sally character.

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You don't need
to follow her journey.

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‐ It's just an example.
‐ Can‐‐can I go?

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AMADI: No, you can't go.

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RYAN: Okay, you know what?
I'm sorry.

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This is all my fault.

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Yes, Annie and I did have sex

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in the room
with the computer wires.

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‐ Not the computer wires.

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But that was
completely my idea.

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She didn't even wanna do it.

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I mean, I forced her
to do that.

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‐ Oh, shit!
‐ [all clamoring]

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‐ Actually, my‐‐
No, no, no.

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Actually, I'm‐‐
no one was forced.

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Noth‐‐no force.

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Uh, actually, it was all
consensual human adult sex,

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and‐‐and I know that everyone
is here because of us,

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and I'm very sorry.

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‐ So no rape.
‐ [door closes]

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AMADI: Great‐‐Hey, Gabe, Gabe,

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‐ Gabe‐‐
‐ What? What?

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‐ You actually have to be here
for this, too.

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It's mandatory.

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‐ Yuck. Pass.

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ANDY: Amadi, can we
go back to work?

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My mama's been on hold
this whole time.

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‐ Really? No‐‐no, you can't.

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We have to finish
the entire binder.

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‐ [all clamoring]

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‐ I gotta get out of here.
AMADI: Oh, okay,

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you know what
we're gonna do?

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I'm gonna
leave this binder here

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and I want each and every one
of you to read it, okay?

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‐ Okay.

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‐ Uh, does this mean that we
can't have sex

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‐ in the van anymore?
‐ Oh, no. Yeah, that's fine.

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‐ I'll see you at lunch.
‐ Yeah.

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Uh, schwing.

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‐ Annie, wait up.

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Hey. Can we just talk?

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‐ That was so humiliating.
‐ I know.

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I'm sorry.

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I‐‐I got you a present
to say that I'm sorry.

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‐ Oh.
‐ Remember you once said

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I should have another pillow
on my bed

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for when you sleep over?

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‐ You know,
after a meeting like that,

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for me to be walking around
the office with a pillow‐‐

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Like, it's a bad look.

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‐ Right. Sorry about that.
Do you...

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wanna, like, talk at your place
later or something?

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‐ Okay, can I just have,
like, one day to be mad?

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And then tomorrow, you and I

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can talk through
the whole thing, okay?

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‐ Sure.
‐ Okay.

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‐ Well...

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I love you.

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‐ Yeah, I‐‐I love you, too.

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Okay.

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[light music]

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[Annie sighs]

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‐ If it gets too loud,
or goes too long,

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I will call the cops.

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‐ And somehow, you didn't mind

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when Jeremy had
his extremely obnoxious luau,

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or when the Jensens
had their folk jam sesh.

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And what is it
that they have in common?

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You know? Oof, is it, um‐‐

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Is it their whiteness

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or is it their Subarus?

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‐ I‐‐
‐ Are you calling me a racist?

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‐ Oh, my God.
Are you racist?

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That's horrible.

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[laughter]

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‐ The Fran Fest,
off to a great start.

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‐ Yes, and now we can celebrate

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that I am a single
and truly free woman.

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So is this whole party
just a celebration

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of you being single?

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‐ And that I don't need
anyone else to make me happy

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because I'm the most amazing
person that I know.

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No offense.

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‐ None taken.

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‐ Bye.

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‐ Are you helping?
FRAN: No.

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‐ No? Okay.
FRAN: No.

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[light music]

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‐ There you are.
I‐‐I am so sorry

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that I caused this entire
fucking nightmare.

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‐ No, no, Annie, stop.

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Really, that's just
those meetings, you know?

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‐ It's part of the job.
‐ No.

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‐ And to be honest with you,

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don't say anything to anybody,

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but I kinda love
being the boss.

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‐ Wait, really?
‐ Yeah.

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And then I can, like, shape
the paper from the inside.

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It's got me excited
about the job again.

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But I don't know.

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Is that‐‐it's lame, though,
in a way, right?

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‐ No, that's not lame.

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That's the opposite of lame.

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That's, like, fulfillment.
That's‐‐that's great.

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That's‐‐
I'm really happy for you.

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‐ Hey, you okay?

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‐ Uh‐‐

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No, not really. I‐‐

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I mean, this stuff with Ryan
is such a fucking shit show.

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And I feel like I lost
any and all respect

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that I just got back here.

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And I feel like
he doesn't even get

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how truly bad it is.

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‐ Yeah, he's dumb.

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But he's also got
a great heart.

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I used to be a fuck up.

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It was bad.

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I'm lucky that Cindy decided

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to stick it out with me.

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‐ Yeah, but then
what do you think, like,

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made you change?

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‐ Well,
when Cindy got pregnant.

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‐ Ooh. Okay, that's a damn.

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‐ Well, different paths.
‐ I should've known

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I'd find Annie in an alley.
‐ Oh.

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‐ Hey, if you're giving
hand jobs out here,

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just be really careful,
because there's

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a lot of cop traffic back here.

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‐ Well, that's a hot tip.

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Thank you.
‐ Thanks.

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‐ Also,
that publisher lady Sheila

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wants to meet you
for lunch in 30 minutes, so‐‐

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‐ Oh!
‐ Oh, nice tits.

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‐ Ruthie.
‐ What?

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‐ Didn't we just cover this
in HR?

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We just covered that.
‐ Oh, yeah. Ahh!

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‐ Wow.
‐ Sorry. But that's cool.

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‐ Lunch with Sheila.
That's insane.

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‐ That's awesome.
‐ I gotta go to this.

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Uh, excuse me.
Can I go to this,

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Mr. Big Boss?

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‐ Mm, let me consult
my ancestors.

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‐ Oh, my God.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Ooh!

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‐ Ooh!
‐ Ooh!

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‐ Congrats. Have fun.

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[light piano music playing]

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‐ I'm so glad
you could make it.

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You know,
the building over there,

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it's the "50 Shades" hotel.

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‐ Oh.

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‐ The one where he fucked her
in the ass.

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‐ Oh, no, I didn't know that.

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And‐‐and thank you
for the visual.

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[both laugh]

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‐ Oh, Annie,
let's get right to it.

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‐ Oh, sure.

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‐ I need to pick your brain.

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'Cause you're on the inside

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and I need to make a decision
about Gabe and Amadi.

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‐ Oh, well, I mean,
Amadi's literally the best.

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‐ That's what I thought.

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But I can't tell
if he's up for

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the management stuff
long‐term.

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‐ Oh, I think he is.

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I‐‐I mean,
between you and me,

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I actually think
he really loves it.

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‐ Oh, really?

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‐ But you should definitely
talk to him about this,

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'cause I think he was
saying it to me

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as more of, like, a friend,
you know?

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‐ Right. Got it. [laughs]

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‐ Sorry, what about Gabe?

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‐ Mm, um, Gabe is busy
doing a musical number

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and pretending
he's David Bowie

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and starting fights

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with the best writers he's got,
so‐‐

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He's the best,
but at what cost?

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‐ Sure, sure, yeah,
I could see that.

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GABE: Hey.

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Is this, um,
no boys allowed?

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‐ [chuckles]
‐ Gabe!

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‐ Couple of career women
having a power munch.

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Mind if I crash?

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‐ Actually, I thought it'd be
a nice gesture

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to take your protégé
out for lunch.

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‐ I love that.

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Yeah, Ruthie told me
you were here.

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I thought I'd come over
and let you know

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that I took a look
at your piece,

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and it is fucking amazing.
‐ Oh, wow.

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‐ [phone buzzing]
‐ Thank you, Gabe.

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GABE: Yeah.
SHEILA: Oh, you don't need

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to thank him, Annie,
you did it.

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‐ Oh, well, yeah,
that's true,

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but he did assign the piece,
and, um, he also really

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‐ helped me develop it. I‐‐
‐[phone buzzing]

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I‐‐I'm so, so sorry.

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I‐‐I think I have to
take this call.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Just excuse me

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for one minute.
‐ Sure.

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‐ Mom?

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Okay. Oh, my God. Um‐‐

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00:09:06,487 --> 00:09:07,699
Yeah, I'll‐‐I'll be there

250
00:09:07,699 --> 00:09:09,452
I'll be there
as soon as I can.

251
00:09:09,452 --> 00:09:11,372
Okay. I love you, too.

252
00:09:11,372 --> 00:09:14,796
Um, I'm so, so sorry.
I‐‐I‐‐

253
00:09:14,796 --> 00:09:16,466
I have to go right now,

254
00:09:16,466 --> 00:09:18,804
but thank you so much, and‐‐

255
00:09:18,804 --> 00:09:20,600
Yeah, my parents just need me.
‐ Oh, yeah.

256
00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,478
‐ So, I'm so sorry. Sorry.
‐ Yeah.

257
00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:25,192
‐ Just let us know
if everything's okay, Annie.

258
00:09:25,192 --> 00:09:27,739
‐ Goodness.

259
00:09:27,739 --> 00:09:30,035
Well, you're here.
[clears throat]

260
00:09:30,035 --> 00:09:32,206
Have a seat.

261
00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:35,379
Well, I have to say, talking
to Annie was enlightening.

262
00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:37,132
She gave me
a lot to think about.

263
00:09:38,719 --> 00:09:40,682
‐ Annie did.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

264
00:09:42,769 --> 00:09:45,065
Oh, you wanna hear
something funny?

265
00:09:45,065 --> 00:09:47,069
You know
the building over there?

266
00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,781
It's the "50 Shades" hotel.

267
00:09:48,781 --> 00:09:49,783
The one where he fucked her

268
00:09:49,783 --> 00:09:51,369
right in the ass.
‐ [laughs]

269
00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:59,301
‐ Excuse me, could you tell me
how to get to suite 728B?

270
00:09:59,301 --> 00:10:01,305
‐ Uh, sure. Uh, you might
wanna write this down.

271
00:10:01,305 --> 00:10:03,143
‐ Thanks.
‐ Okay. That's in

272
00:10:03,143 --> 00:10:06,650
the Fratelli Wing,
so you're gonna wanna

273
00:10:06,650 --> 00:10:09,948
take the north elevators
to the mezzanine.

274
00:10:09,948 --> 00:10:11,660
Thank you.
And then make a right

275
00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,037
at the vending machines.

276
00:10:13,037 --> 00:10:14,624
Um, two rights and a left.

277
00:10:14,624 --> 00:10:16,879
And you'll dead end
in diagnostic imaging.

278
00:10:16,879 --> 00:10:20,553
[tense music]

279
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,433
‐ Hi, I'm sorry,
is this the Fratelli Wing?

280
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:30,405
♪ ♪

281
00:10:44,141 --> 00:10:45,978
‐ Hey, uh‐‐
‐ Dad!

282
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,358
‐ Oh! Oh.
‐ Ohh!

283
00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:50,822
All right, it's okay.
Calm down.

284
00:10:50,822 --> 00:10:53,159
‐ Honey, I'm sorry I scared you
with that phone call.

285
00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:55,038
It's all right. It is.

286
00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:57,125
‐ It was more than all right.

287
00:10:57,125 --> 00:11:00,298
These hospital ribs
are the best I've ever had.

288
00:11:00,298 --> 00:11:02,219
They gotta be
from the cadavers, right?

289
00:11:02,219 --> 00:11:03,931
‐ [laughs] They're not
from the cadavers.

290
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,810
‐ No.
‐ You friggin' idiot.

291
00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:06,937
[laughter]

292
00:11:06,937 --> 00:11:09,316
‐ Okay, what is happening?

293
00:11:09,316 --> 00:11:11,530
‐ Well, it's kind of
embarrassing, actually.

294
00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:14,034
I, uh‐‐

295
00:11:14,034 --> 00:11:16,497
I hadn't gone to the bathroom
in about ten days

296
00:11:16,497 --> 00:11:17,750
'cause of my pain meds

297
00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:21,507
and today I tried
to give it my all. [laughs]

298
00:11:21,507 --> 00:11:23,762
And I fainted on the toilet

299
00:11:23,762 --> 00:11:26,267
and I hit my head
on the counter, going down.

300
00:11:26,267 --> 00:11:28,521
‐ I thought he had a seizure.
‐ Dad!

301
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,735
‐ Ah, they're taking me in
for tests in a few minutes

302
00:11:30,735 --> 00:11:31,737
just to make sure.

303
00:11:31,737 --> 00:11:33,866
‐ Wait, but make sure what?

304
00:11:33,866 --> 00:11:35,661
‐ That it isn't anything more.

305
00:11:37,122 --> 00:11:39,920
‐ It's fine. It's fine.
‐ Okay.

306
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,257
‐ We're havin' fun, right?
I got my buddy Ron here.

307
00:11:42,257 --> 00:11:43,886
‐What else could I want?
‐You remember

308
00:11:43,886 --> 00:11:45,681
my first wife, right?

309
00:11:45,681 --> 00:11:47,309
Yeah, I met her in a hospital.

310
00:11:47,309 --> 00:11:49,271
And I remember
I was on this gurney,

311
00:11:49,271 --> 00:11:52,069
and I was so out of my mind
on the drugs and everything,

312
00:11:52,069 --> 00:11:54,616
and I looked at her,
and I thought she was a witch,

313
00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:56,160
but, like,
the good‐looking kind.

314
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,914
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ [laughter]

315
00:11:57,914 --> 00:12:00,711
‐ [phone buzzing]
‐ Wait.

316
00:12:00,711 --> 00:12:03,007
‐ Kill me now.
‐ You know, my dad was born

317
00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:04,886
in a hospital.

318
00:12:04,886 --> 00:12:06,430
‐ Yeah, a lot of people are.

319
00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:07,976
[hard rock music playing]

320
00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:10,355
‐ Damn, she sent it
to voicemail.

321
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,775
Fuck.

322
00:12:12,902 --> 00:12:15,741
You know,
it's kinda your fault.

323
00:12:15,741 --> 00:12:18,496
I mean, you were telling
everybody around

324
00:12:18,496 --> 00:12:20,668
that, like,
we had sex in the office.

325
00:12:20,668 --> 00:12:23,297
‐ Hey! This‐‐this‐‐
Man, that's not my fault.

326
00:12:23,297 --> 00:12:25,468
It's the‐‐I can't‐‐
I can't hold secrets in.

327
00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:27,180
And I'll tell you
another thing, all right?

328
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,561
Dude, you are the one
that got Beau fired.

329
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:31,732
So you're‐‐you're
the fuckin' narc, dude.

330
00:12:31,732 --> 00:12:34,612
‐ I just replaced him. God.

331
00:12:34,612 --> 00:12:36,407
I'm sorry.

332
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,411
‐ [horn honks]
‐ Fucking finally.

333
00:12:39,706 --> 00:12:46,177
Hup, hup, hup, yep, yep, hup,
hup, stop!

334
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:49,851
Fuck, Kevin.

335
00:12:49,851 --> 00:12:52,064
‐ I just wish Annie
would talk to me.

336
00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:54,527
I'm always fuckin' shit up
that I care about,

337
00:12:54,527 --> 00:12:57,700
and I love her,
like, so much.

338
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,129
‐ Hey, Ryan.

339
00:13:04,129 --> 00:13:07,094
That's a truly
gorgeous statement.

340
00:13:07,094 --> 00:13:09,599
‐ Thanks.

341
00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:12,855
I mean it. I'm just tired
of being a fuckup.

342
00:13:12,855 --> 00:13:14,692
I wanna get my shit together.

343
00:13:17,155 --> 00:13:18,617
Oh.

344
00:13:20,579 --> 00:13:22,917
‐ Wow.
REGGIE: What?

345
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,718
‐ I'm just so glad
you called me,

346
00:13:27,718 --> 00:13:30,515
'cause I hate when you guys
don't tell me stuff.

347
00:13:30,515 --> 00:13:32,227
‐ I know. You're right.

348
00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:34,566
I need to be here for Dad,
but...

349
00:13:34,566 --> 00:13:36,736
I needed you.

350
00:13:36,736 --> 00:13:39,241
Annie, I have to
tell you something.

351
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:43,124
When I went to Vancouver,
I wasn't trying

352
00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:45,378
to get away from Dad
or from you.

353
00:13:45,378 --> 00:13:46,715
‐ Okay.

354
00:13:46,715 --> 00:13:48,635
‐ You know, I lived in
Vancouver for about a year

355
00:13:48,635 --> 00:13:49,929
when I was about your age,
actually.

356
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,473
‐ Mm.
‐ And, um,

357
00:13:51,473 --> 00:13:53,394
I worked in
this Indian restaurant,

358
00:13:53,394 --> 00:13:54,647
and I was a waitress,

359
00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:57,820
and I think I was dating
many of the waiters there

360
00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:59,489
at the time.
‐ Oh. Okay.

361
00:13:59,489 --> 00:14:02,078
‐ Um, in fact,
one I was engaged to.

362
00:14:02,078 --> 00:14:04,291
‐ What?
‐ Yeah.

363
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,546
‐ I didn't know
you were engaged.

364
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,924
‐ For about three weeks.

365
00:14:07,924 --> 00:14:10,554
‐ What was his name?
‐ Bud.

366
00:14:10,554 --> 00:14:12,140
‐ Bud?
‐ Bud.

367
00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:15,313
Anyway, Bud and I broke it off,
and then...

368
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,233
I got into nursing school
here in Portland.

369
00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:19,488
And then I met your dad and
before I knew it, I had you.

370
00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:23,079
And then, oh, my God,
I'm fucking old.

371
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:26,126
‐ [sighs]
I don't think you're old.

372
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,922
‐ You know,
when you get married,

373
00:14:27,922 --> 00:14:29,091
or have a baby,

374
00:14:29,091 --> 00:14:30,761
you commit yourself to caring

375
00:14:30,761 --> 00:14:33,684
for someone more than yourself.

376
00:14:33,684 --> 00:14:37,107
And I guess, in that moment,
I just...

377
00:14:37,107 --> 00:14:39,570
wanted to care about myself
for a minute.

378
00:14:40,906 --> 00:14:43,578
‐ Yeah, I get that.

379
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:44,998
I just‐‐I don't understand

380
00:14:44,998 --> 00:14:46,668
why you couldn't just
tell me that.

381
00:14:47,878 --> 00:14:49,047
‐ [sighs]

382
00:14:49,047 --> 00:14:50,968
I think it's because
I was embarrassed.

383
00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:54,016
I started driving,
I drove to Vancouver,

384
00:14:54,016 --> 00:14:55,476
I went to the restaurant.

385
00:14:55,476 --> 00:14:57,898
It's not even
a restaurant anymore.

386
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,529
Anyway, I should've told you.

387
00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:01,823
I really should've told you,

388
00:15:01,823 --> 00:15:03,702
and I didn't,
and I regret that.

389
00:15:05,496 --> 00:15:07,083
‐ Well,

390
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:11,175
I‐‐I also have something
to tell you.

391
00:15:11,175 --> 00:15:13,095
Um‐‐

392
00:15:13,095 --> 00:15:16,393
I, uh, I had an abortion.

393
00:15:17,688 --> 00:15:21,028
‐ Oh, honey.
‐ But it's good, actually.

394
00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:23,074
Like, it was the right thing,
you know?

395
00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:26,790
And I‐‐I really‐‐
I feel good about it.

396
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:29,587
‐ I'm so proud of you.
Oh, my God.

397
00:15:29,587 --> 00:15:31,215
You know, you could've
talked to me about it.

398
00:15:31,215 --> 00:15:32,802
I really would've understood.

399
00:15:32,802 --> 00:15:35,431
‐ No, I do know that.
I think I just...

400
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:38,814
needed to do it myself.

401
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:42,112
‐ But I know that.
‐ Aw, honey.

402
00:15:42,112 --> 00:15:44,909
Oh, honey. Oh.

403
00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:46,411
‐ [sighs]
‐ [phone chimes]

404
00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:51,296
‐ Oh! Well, looks like
your dad's back in the room.

405
00:15:51,296 --> 00:15:52,382
‐ Oh.
‐ I'm gonna spend the night

406
00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:53,927
with him
in the hospital tonight.

407
00:15:53,927 --> 00:15:56,599
‐ Okay, um, well,
I'll stay here tonight, too,

408
00:15:56,599 --> 00:15:58,477
because I wanna be here
when he gets his results.

409
00:15:58,477 --> 00:16:00,816
‐ Oh, no.
I don't think you should.

410
00:16:00,816 --> 00:16:02,570
I mean, I'll text you
if there's something wrong.

411
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,657
But there's really nothing
you can do, and‐‐

412
00:16:04,657 --> 00:16:05,868
You should just go home.

413
00:16:05,868 --> 00:16:07,788
‐ Really?
‐ Yeah, really, really.

414
00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:09,249
‐ I'll text you.
‐ Okay.

415
00:16:09,249 --> 00:16:10,794
‐ I'll see you later.
‐ Okay.

416
00:16:11,963 --> 00:16:15,888
‐ Oh, God.
This place is a maze.

417
00:16:15,888 --> 00:16:18,894
‐ [laughter, chatter]
‐ [hip‐hop music playing]

418
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,277
‐ Ooh!
‐ Finally!

419
00:16:23,277 --> 00:16:25,699
She puts on her party dress
and joins the party.

420
00:16:25,699 --> 00:16:26,993
‐ Ahh.
EMILY: The maid of honor

421
00:16:26,993 --> 00:16:28,872
is here,
let's get this thing going.

422
00:16:28,872 --> 00:16:31,878
‐ I have to say, I was
imagining a much bigger party.

423
00:16:31,878 --> 00:16:33,380
‐ Nope, just my nearest
and dearest

424
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,594
and $75 worth of fireworks.
‐ Whoo!

425
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:36,721
‐ Fireworks?

426
00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:38,307
‐ I put alcohol
in the ice cream.

427
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:40,353
‐ Yay!
‐ I put weed in the weed!

428
00:16:40,353 --> 00:16:42,942
‐ Whoa!
‐ Whoo!

429
00:16:42,942 --> 00:16:44,612
EMILY: Ooh!

430
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,031
["Trader Joe" playing]

431
00:16:46,031 --> 00:16:48,285
JUNGLEPUSSY: ♪ Stank attitude
bad allergies ♪

432
00:16:48,285 --> 00:16:49,956
‐ [clinking glass]
‐ Let's find some seats.

433
00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:51,166
‐ Wow.
‐ Shh.

434
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:54,256
‐ Ding, ding, ding.
PERSON: Here we go!

435
00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:57,178
‐ Guys, I've gathered you here,
best friends

436
00:16:57,178 --> 00:16:59,307
and most importantly,
no one I've ever fucked.

437
00:16:59,307 --> 00:17:00,894
ALL: Ooh!
‐ What about that time

438
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,731
‐ you masturbated next to me?
FRAN: That doesn't count.

439
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,234
‐ [all clamoring]
‐ That counts!

440
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:05,654
FRAN: It doesn't count.
‐ That counts.

441
00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:08,827
FRAN: Okay. This is Fran Fest,
uh, it doesn't count.

442
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,914
Um, anyway, uh‐‐

443
00:17:10,914 --> 00:17:13,502
I have been
going through some shit,

444
00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:15,590
and I've been thinking
a lot about my life

445
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:18,304
and why dating is such trash.

446
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,391
‐ The British term
is bin rubbish.

447
00:17:20,391 --> 00:17:21,602
‐ Who invited you, actually?

448
00:17:21,602 --> 00:17:23,188
‐ Who do you know here?
‐ [laughter]

449
00:17:23,188 --> 00:17:27,405
‐ And I realized that I am
a very special creature.

450
00:17:27,405 --> 00:17:29,827
[laughs]
But I'm not alone

451
00:17:29,827 --> 00:17:31,496
because I have all of you.

452
00:17:31,496 --> 00:17:33,042
ALL: Aww!

453
00:17:33,042 --> 00:17:36,423
‐ And I'm super
fucking grateful,

454
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,220
so onto more pressing matters.

455
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:42,477
Um, please don't do any solids
in the upstairs toilet.

456
00:17:42,477 --> 00:17:43,897
Not naming any names. Emily.

457
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,232
‐ You gotta‐‐
you have to wrap‐‐

458
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,611
FRAN: Excuse me?
‐ You have to wrap it up.

459
00:17:46,611 --> 00:17:48,364
‐ I want ten minutes more.
‐ No, no.

460
00:17:48,364 --> 00:17:50,409
‐ So guys,
let's get fuckin' wasted

461
00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:51,537
and blow up
some fuckin' fireworks.

462
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,917
[all cheering]

463
00:17:56,881 --> 00:17:57,883
‐ [laughter]
‐ Okay, okay,

464
00:17:57,883 --> 00:17:58,885
I'm a Sagittarius,

465
00:17:58,885 --> 00:18:00,012
are we compatible?

466
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,350
‐ Uh, yes, very, actually.
BOTH: Ooh!

467
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:04,104
‐ Oh, yeah, great.
‐ Okay, are we compatible?

468
00:18:04,104 --> 00:18:06,943
‐ I'm a Taurus.
‐ Ohh. Uh, no.

469
00:18:06,943 --> 00:18:08,362
‐ No?
‐ No, we're actually

470
00:18:08,362 --> 00:18:09,532
‐ mortal enemies.
‐ What?

471
00:18:09,532 --> 00:18:11,034
‐ No!
‐ But I love you

472
00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:12,495
and sometimes
the stars are wrong.

473
00:18:12,495 --> 00:18:13,748
‐ They're wrong.
‐ Okay,

474
00:18:13,748 --> 00:18:15,084
‐ I'm gonna get more wine.
‐ Wait.

475
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:21,138
‐ Um, Annie.
‐ What?

476
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:29,237
Oh. Okay. Okay.

477
00:18:29,237 --> 00:18:30,907
‐ Hey, Annie.
‐ Hey.

478
00:18:32,326 --> 00:18:35,291
‐ What are you doing here?
‐ I brought you this.

479
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,003
It's tomorrow's paper.

480
00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:41,219
‐ Holy shit.

481
00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:43,767
‐ Oh.
‐ Pretty cool, right?

482
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:44,769
‐ Yeah.

483
00:18:46,606 --> 00:18:49,528
Yeah. Yeah, oh, my God.

484
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:53,787
I can't believe I'm, like,
the whole cover.

485
00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:56,291
I could cry right now.

486
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,669
Thank you. Um‐‐

487
00:18:59,214 --> 00:19:02,470
It's just, you know, I did
ask you for space tonight.

488
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,432
‐ Oh, yeah, I know.

489
00:19:04,432 --> 00:19:06,896
I just don't think
I could even sleep.

490
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,735
Like, if we don't
work this out, so‐‐

491
00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:11,697
‐ Maybe we can just talk.
‐ No.

492
00:19:11,697 --> 00:19:13,116
No, you know,
I'm, like, trying

493
00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:14,703
to have a night
with my friends.

494
00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:16,624
Can we just talk about it
tomorrow?

495
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:20,799
‐ Annie. Please.

496
00:19:24,013 --> 00:19:27,938
‐ Okay, okay, okay.
Let's go.

497
00:19:29,399 --> 00:19:33,282
‐ Okay. Well, that's a mess.
‐ [both laugh]

498
00:19:33,282 --> 00:19:35,119
‐ Yeah, totally.
‐ Now to get more wine.

499
00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,206
‐ Can I‐‐uh‐‐

500
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,460
[stammers]

501
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,757
Sorry, I‐‐I don't think

502
00:19:41,757 --> 00:19:44,972
that there's gonna be, like,
a great time to do this.

503
00:19:44,972 --> 00:19:48,020
Um, I know you're doing
the whole single thing,

504
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,611
and I think that's great. Um‐‐

505
00:19:51,611 --> 00:19:54,575
But I‐‐I do‐‐

506
00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:57,038
‐ I‐‐
‐ You what? Just say it.

507
00:19:57,038 --> 00:19:59,292
‐ Be quiet, you idiot.
I‐‐[chuckles]

508
00:19:59,292 --> 00:20:00,921
I'm trying to tell you
I like you.

509
00:20:02,381 --> 00:20:04,720
Um, yeah.

510
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,433
I‐‐I like you a lot.

511
00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,020
‐ Why are you saying this now?

512
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,397
‐ When was I supposed
to say it?

513
00:20:10,397 --> 00:20:12,360
When you were going
through your breakup with Vic?

514
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,030
When you were being celibate?

515
00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:15,867
When you were
constantly talking about

516
00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,119
how single you were?

517
00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,082
I know my timing sucks,

518
00:20:19,082 --> 00:20:20,752
but I am doing this now.

519
00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:24,593
So now you know.

520
00:20:24,593 --> 00:20:26,806
‐ Now I know.

521
00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:30,563
‐ Did I fuck it up?

522
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,274
‐ [exhales]

523
00:20:33,611 --> 00:20:35,657
‐ I fucked it up.
‐ [laughs]

524
00:20:35,657 --> 00:20:37,284
‐ I fucked it up!

525
00:20:37,284 --> 00:20:39,080
‐ I feel horrible

526
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,376
I mean, I loved fucking you
in the office,

527
00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:44,090
but I get that I fucked
everything up.

528
00:20:44,090 --> 00:20:47,054
‐ Yeah, but it's not that
we fucked in the office.

529
00:20:47,054 --> 00:20:49,183
It's that you told someone.

530
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,937
And then they told everyone.

531
00:20:50,937 --> 00:20:53,233
And now I'm a fucking joke.

532
00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:57,408
‐ Yeah, but I didn't know
that I couldn't tell anyone.

533
00:20:57,408 --> 00:21:00,790
But I feel like
I've been trying really hard

534
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,836
and I've been getting better.

535
00:21:02,836 --> 00:21:04,297
‐ No, you‐‐you have.

536
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,802
You really have been better.

537
00:21:06,802 --> 00:21:12,438
Um‐‐it's just‐‐um‐‐
I shouldn't have to tell you...

538
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,319
that our sex life is private,
you know?

539
00:21:15,319 --> 00:21:16,781
‐ I mean, it's the same
with all the stuff.

540
00:21:16,781 --> 00:21:19,828
It's like, you just tell me
what to do,

541
00:21:19,828 --> 00:21:21,832
and I will do it, Annie.

542
00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:24,546
I'll do, like,
whatever you want.

543
00:21:24,546 --> 00:21:28,470
‐ Yeah, but I don't wanna
have to tell you what to do.

544
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:32,687
Like, I don't wanna
be your mom

545
00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:35,527
because I cannot
fuck my son.

546
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:36,862
I want an adult.

547
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:40,285
‐ Like, I want a real partner.
‐ [Fran laughs]

548
00:21:40,285 --> 00:21:42,289
‐ Oh, fuck.

549
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,466
‐ Okay. Come on.
‐ Oh.

550
00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:49,763
‐ Should we stop?
Am I ruining Fran Fest?

551
00:21:49,763 --> 00:21:51,224
‐ Shut up.
‐ [laughs]

552
00:21:51,224 --> 00:21:52,602
‐ We need to talk
about this, Annie.

553
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,480
‐ Yeah, I know, I know.

554
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,652
‐ So can we work through this?

555
00:21:56,652 --> 00:21:59,867
Can we just talk through this
like we did the back fence?

556
00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:03,290
‐ Oh, the back fence?

557
00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:07,089
Our very solid foundation
for our relationship?

558
00:22:07,089 --> 00:22:09,302
Where you made me climb
over a back fence

559
00:22:09,302 --> 00:22:10,805
'cause you were embarrassed
of me?

560
00:22:10,805 --> 00:22:13,185
‐ Well, you were
embarrassed of me

561
00:22:13,185 --> 00:22:14,730
at Gabe's party.

562
00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:16,942
And you wouldn't even
talk to me at work.

563
00:22:16,942 --> 00:22:19,865
‐ Well, then, if we make
each other feel that bad,

564
00:22:19,865 --> 00:22:21,284
then we really
shouldn't be together.

565
00:22:21,284 --> 00:22:23,915
‐ Annie, don't say that.

566
00:22:23,915 --> 00:22:27,087
‐ I'm sorry. I'll fix it.
‐ No, Ryan,

567
00:22:27,087 --> 00:22:28,966
if I'm being honest,

568
00:22:28,966 --> 00:22:31,346
like, I think I've been trying
to make this work with you

569
00:22:31,346 --> 00:22:34,435
just because being with you
is like...

570
00:22:34,435 --> 00:22:35,855
easier.

571
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:38,193
‐ What does that mean?

572
00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:44,497
‐ Easier than fucking facing
putting myself out there

573
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:48,338
and having guys
not even consider dating me

574
00:22:48,338 --> 00:22:49,883
because I'm fat.

575
00:22:49,883 --> 00:22:52,471
‐ I love you.

576
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:55,435
I told you‐‐I‐‐
I'm past that.

577
00:22:55,435 --> 00:22:57,983
‐ Yeah, but I'm not, okay?

578
00:22:57,983 --> 00:22:59,402
I'm not past it,

579
00:22:59,402 --> 00:23:01,991
and I can never get past it,
not with you.

580
00:23:03,076 --> 00:23:05,665
‐ What is happening right now?

581
00:23:05,665 --> 00:23:07,084
Are you breaking up with me?

582
00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:11,509
‐ Actually, yes, I am.

583
00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:17,229
‐ So this is it?

584
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,191
‐ We're over?
‐ Yes.

585
00:23:20,903 --> 00:23:22,364
‐ Jesus, Annie.

586
00:23:24,661 --> 00:23:27,041
Well, what are you
gonna do now?

587
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:29,713
You're gonna go date
other guys?

588
00:23:31,717 --> 00:23:34,681
‐ Yeah. That's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

589
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:37,687
‐ [fireworks launching]
‐ [cheering]

590
00:23:37,687 --> 00:23:40,651
["50ft Queenie" playing]

591
00:23:40,651 --> 00:23:47,665
♪ ♪

592
00:23:50,337 --> 00:23:53,218
PJ: ♪ Hey I'm one big queen ♪

593
00:23:53,218 --> 00:23:54,971
♪ No one can stop me ♪

594
00:23:54,971 --> 00:23:56,975
♪ Red light red green ♪

595
00:23:56,975 --> 00:23:59,021
♪ Sat back and watching ♪

596
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,900
♪ I'm your new one ♪

597
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,779
♪ Second to no one ♪

598
00:24:02,779 --> 00:24:04,699
♪ No sweat I'm clean ♪

599
00:24:04,699 --> 00:24:06,954
♪ Nothing can touch me ♪

600
00:24:06,954 --> 00:24:14,385
♪ ♪

601
00:24:14,385 --> 00:24:16,264
♪ Tell you my name ♪

602
00:24:16,264 --> 00:24:18,268
♪ F‐U and C‐K ♪

603
00:24:18,268 --> 00:24:20,523
♪ 50ft queenie ♪

604
00:24:20,523 --> 00:24:22,401
♪ Hey I'm the king
of the world ♪

605
00:24:22,401 --> 00:24:24,238
♪ You oughta hear my song ♪

606
00:24:24,238 --> 00:24:26,117
♪ You come on and measure me ♪

607
00:24:26,117 --> 00:24:27,829
♪ I'm fifty inches long ♪

608
00:24:27,829 --> 00:24:29,541
♪ 50ft queenie ♪

609
00:24:29,541 --> 00:24:31,461
♪ 50ft queenie ♪

610
00:24:31,461 --> 00:24:33,339
♪ 50ft queenie ♪

611
00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:35,385
♪ 50ft queenie ♪

612
00:24:35,385 --> 00:24:37,139
♪ 50ft queenie ♪

613
00:24:37,139 --> 00:24:38,976
♪ 50ft queenie ♪

614
00:24:38,976 --> 00:24:40,897
♪ 50ft queenie ♪

615
00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:44,403
♪ ♪