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‪萤火虫小巷

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‪好的 该我了!真心话还是大冒险?

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‪真心话

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‪好吧 大冒险

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‪-好 闭上眼睛
‪-好

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‪把眼镜摘下来

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‪遵命 女王陛下 哈特小姐

8
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‪我现在能睁眼了吗?

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‪-塔莉?
‪-我就在这儿呀 穆拉基

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨

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‪对不起 我就是
‪有点不敢相信真的是你

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‪天啊 我们都一年没见了吧?

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‪瞎说什么呢 傻妞?

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‪你不记得了?我们闹翻了 绝交了

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{\an8}‪你睡过去好一阵呢

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{\an8}‪这个疗程都快结束了

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{\an8}‪天呐 你干坐在这一定无聊透了
‪其实你不用留下陪我的

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{\an8}‪开什么玩笑?我喜欢这地方
‪这儿比达美航空的候机室好多了

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{\an8}‪我来吧

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{\an8}‪谢谢

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{\an8}‪进展不错呀

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{\an8}‪都织好五厘米了呢

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{\an8}‪差不多够做领结了

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{\an8}‪你真讨厌

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{\an8}‪或者给吉娃娃当小袜子穿

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{\an8}‪算你走运 我现在没法过去收拾你

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{\an8}‪好的!90分钟到了 你感觉如何?

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{\an8}‪挺好的 对 这次没那么想吐了

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{\an8}‪谢谢 你们这儿的人都这么照顾我

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{\an8}‪我们喜欢你过来 你就像小太阳一样

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{\an8}‪好了 放轻松 我们两周后见

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{\an8}‪-好的
‪-谢谢

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{\an8}‪凯特 嘿!让我来

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{\an8}‪什么?好让我休息吗?

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{\an8}‪我都休息一整天了 我需要活动一下

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{\an8}‪你要什么酱?

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{\an8}‪芥末酱就好 家里有吗?

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{\an8}‪谢谢

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{\an8}‪嗨 需要我帮忙吗?

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‪-不用 我来就好 学校怎么样?
‪-挺好的

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‪瑞秋爸爸送你回来
‪你谢谢人家了没?

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‪谢过了 他说随时乐意帮忙

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‪瑞秋的奶奶得过癌症
‪所以他们很理解

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‪我今天拿到冬季舞会的入场票了
‪我要跟泰勒和艾玛一起去

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‪天呐 你的第一场正式舞会!

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‪我们这周末去商场挑礼服裙吧

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‪-好啊
‪-等等 真的吗?

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‪太好了 谢谢你 妈妈

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‪你愿意去买裙子?跟我一起?

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‪对啊

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‪那我可以用拍立得给每条裙子拍照

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‪然后在商店里喜极而泣吗?

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‪我的小兔子这么快就长大了

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‪当然可以

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‪会很有趣的

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‪好啊 我们周六去吧

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‪-没问题
‪-周六?不行 除非你身体状况允许

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‪我一定没事的

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‪当然 但别承诺任何约会
‪要遵从你身体的声音

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‪我会的

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‪今天的化疗顺利吗?

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‪嗯 过程很无聊 但有你爸陪着我

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‪-给我吧 我来弄
‪-妈妈 我自己能行

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‪-我就想给你做份三明治
‪-还是我来吧 你已经做了我那份

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‪很简单的 你去烧水吧?

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‪-好
‪-4点15分了 也就是说

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‪你可以再吃一片抗恶心的药了
‪如果有需要的话 想吃吗?

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‪-先等等看吧 你可以...
‪-你看起来有点累

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‪想坐会儿吗?

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‪-我不累
‪-你累了吗?

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‪我其实感觉挺好的 所以我还是...

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‪这是塔莉的语音信箱
‪留言不够精彩我是不会回电话的

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‪嘿 是我 真不敢相信
‪你还在用这段问候语

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‪所以...是的

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‪听着 我知道我们有段时间没联系了
‪但我一直在想你

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‪我觉得我们也许是时候聊聊了

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‪所以给我回个电话 好吗?

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‪不然我就把你大学时烫的那个

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‪超丑卷发的照片翻出来
‪卖给八卦杂志

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‪开玩笑的

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‪对了 我是凯特 穆拉基

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‪然后我们在他家的乡村别墅约会

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‪那里特别豪华

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‪豪华

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‪简直就是一座城堡

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‪里面有一间带大壁炉的舞厅

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‪然后他还小调皮了一下

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‪你现在都这么说话了吗?

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‪不是 你听我说!他像个王子一样
‪跟我说:“想跳支舞吗?”

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‪“我愿意为你处死任何人”

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‪我学不来他的口音
‪但总之 我们笑得很开心

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‪然后他说了那句话

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‪“我爱你”

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‪这从头到尾就像童话故事一样

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‪哇 你一定很欢愉吧

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‪是呀!大概吧

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‪-“欢愉”是开心的意思吗?
‪-不知道

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‪我就是很高兴你终于回来了!
‪我们要好好庆祝一下!

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‪你不用给我办欢迎派对

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‪开什么玩笑?
‪从你出发那天起我就在筹划了

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‪再说了 你不想炫耀一下
‪你跟西奥有多相爱吗?

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‪当然 好啊 我只是不想让有些人难堪

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‪怎么 你是说强尼吗?
‪没事 我们别邀请他不就好了

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‪他还好吗?我不是还在挂念...

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‪-他好吗?
‪-老样子 还是那个烦人的澳洲男

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‪他交新女友了吗?

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‪-亲爱的
‪-怎么了 我...

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‪-在欧洲待了六周你还忘不了他?
‪-忘了 我已经不想他了

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‪我现在超爱西奥 全心全意的

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‪谢谢你陪我走路来上班
‪不过你也没得选

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‪现在 我让你送我来的真正原因

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‪天呐 塔莉!瞧瞧你!

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‪-你现在成大人物啦!
‪-是吧!

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‪天啊 太令人激动了!

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‪穆拉基!

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‪-嘿
‪-看来你很喜欢新的广告牌?

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‪是呀

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‪旅途愉快吗?你看上去...晒黑了

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‪我们做了很多徒步旅行

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‪我学会了好多关于鹅卵石的知识

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‪听起来不错

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‪是啊 确实 真的很棒

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‪天呐 那是...塔莉哈特吗?

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‪天啊 真的是你!

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‪是新闻里的那个!
‪还有那边的广告牌!

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‪抱歉 我是乔伊丝

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‪你好 乔伊丝

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‪你好 我和我女儿一直看你的节目

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‪她在华盛顿大学就读新闻专业
‪目标是成为像你这样的人

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‪哇 这样吧?

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‪让她给我打电话

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‪我可以带她参观工作室

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‪你人真好 塔莉哈特小姐!

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‪-很高兴见到你 乔伊丝
‪-谢谢!是呀!

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‪我也很高兴见到你...

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‪再见

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‪天呐 你可真讨厌被人认出来 是吧?

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‪怎么啦?我喜欢认识新朋友有错吗?

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‪你所谓的新朋友
‪其实是崇拜你的粉丝

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‪那又怎样?我干这行就是为了他们

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‪不是为了赚钱、上广告牌

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‪或者在餐厅能要到好位置

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‪对 你可讨厌这些福利了

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‪我的意思是 这些福利虽然好
‪但并非我从业的原因

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‪我是为了广交朋友
‪就像刚才跟吉尔那样

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‪-她叫乔伊丝
‪-随便吧

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‪重点是 我之所以成为新闻主播
‪就是要给千千万万个乔伊丝的生活

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‪带去正面的影响

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‪这也是我们干这行的初衷

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‪好吧 我已经不干这行了
‪因为我被炒了

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‪所以我要去参加保险公司的面试

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‪然后假装我真心在乎保险这东西

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‪我将呈现最精妙的表演

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‪加油哦 穆拉基

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‪-不是吧
‪-真的

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‪她两条腿都断了
‪反正我听说的是这样

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‪-天啊 可怜的休威特夫人
‪-是啊

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‪看来我们要有代课老师了

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‪或者学校会直接取消课程

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‪这世上有那么多真实发生的事件

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‪我们干吗要在乎虚构的故事啊?

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‪有时候虚构的故事比现实更真实

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‪-这说法完全不合理嘛
‪-大家好

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‪我是山姆韦弗利
‪大家不用问了 没错 传言是真的

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‪我是受命从未来
‪穿越回来教你们英文的

166
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‪以免这个美妙的语言
‪在地球被外星人摧毁后失传

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‪首先自我介绍一下
‪希望有助于大家了解我

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‪我最喜欢的标点符号是分号

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‪最喜欢的生物是我的狗 哈姆雷特

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‪1969到1972年间
‪我是死之华乐队的忠实粉丝

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‪-不是吧
‪-不 他在开玩笑

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‪我从不拿死之华开玩笑

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‪-你呢?你热衷什么?
‪-我?应该是足球吧

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‪对 库普要带我们去州锦标赛

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‪-好极了 去州锦标赛...
‪-真想这一切快点结束

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‪-什么?这堂课还是这一天?
‪-高中

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‪你 讲悄悄话的那位
‪说说你的故事吧?

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‪那是塔莉哈特和她的朋友

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‪凯特 我从九年级开始就坐你后面

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‪塔莉哈特 你今年读过的
‪最有趣的书是什么?

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‪《虎韵》杂志

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‪你走运了
‪我们这学期要讲的一些主题

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‪正与《虎韵》的内容不谋而合

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‪名气、爱情、青少年焦虑
‪汹涌澎湃的荷尔蒙...

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‪因为这个单元...

186
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‪这个单元我们要学的就是...

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‪莎士比亚

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‪我们将以他的经典悲剧故事

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‪《罗密欧与朱丽叶》
‪作为本学期的开场

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‪我认为通过戏剧表演的形式

191
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‪能最大程度地
‪帮助大家领悟这类文学巨著

192
00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:50,500
‪我已经说服了你们的校长
‪让我策划一出舞台剧

193
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,416
‪我鼓励各位前来试镜

194
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:55,208
‪包括从来没有舞台经验的人

195
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,291
‪塔莉?

196
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:03,791
‪不要

197
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:18,500
‪亲爱的 没人指望你现在写感谢信

198
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,625
‪我想写

199
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:23,958
‪你怎么分得清哪个是谁做的?
‪全是清一色的香蕉面包

200
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,291
‪确实都是香蕉面包

201
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,833
‪给病人送香蕉面包
‪是什么不成文的规定吗?

202
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,500
‪虽然很贴心 但我觉得要是能有...

203
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,458
‪-布朗尼?
‪-对 蛋糕

204
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:33,458
‪-饼干
‪-司康饼?

205
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:34,916
‪-冰淇淋
‪-肖恩叔叔来了!

206
00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:36,458
‪任何巧克力做的东西都好

207
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,333
‪嘿!希望没打扰到你们

208
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:42,791
‪我恰好在附近 就想来看看你...

209
00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:44,666
‪妈妈让你来查看我的情况?

210
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,500
‪什么?

211
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‪不是

212
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,625
‪我就是想把这个给你

213
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:52,875
‪我亲手做的

214
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:58,958
‪香蕉面包?真贴心 谢谢

215
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‪很好

216
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,708
‪是啊

217
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:07,083
‪你感觉怎么样?还恶心吗?

218
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:10,333
‪还好 只是偶尔反胃

219
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,250
‪我听说姜汁汽水会有帮助

220
00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:16,000
‪我会记住的

221
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:17,833
‪姜汁汽水

222
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,125
‪对

223
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,083
‪谁的手机响了?

224
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:26,208
‪对 见鬼

225
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,041
‪我把它放哪了?

226
00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:34,958
‪手机为什么会在冰箱里?

227
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:39,833
‪因为我的脑子被化疗搞坏掉了

228
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:45,875
‪是重要的人吗?

229
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,791
‪不 就是写作课上认识的朋友 薇薇安

230
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:52,416
‪这种时候有朋友可以依靠 挺好的

231
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,916
‪是啊

232
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,833
‪这里是南极洲的南部海岸

233
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:06,166
‪肉眼可见全球变暖带来的毁灭性影响

234
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:13,083
‪我身后就是世界上
‪最大的浮动冰 罗斯冰棚

235
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:17,500
‪它已经在南冰洋上漂浮了几十万年

236
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:22,000
‪这项自然奇观正在逐渐消逝

237
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,000
‪我都感觉不到自己的脸了

238
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,250
‪到这会儿你也该适应寒冷了吧

239
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,916
‪是啊 我当初接下这份工作时
‪也是这么想的

240
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:34,666
‪你得坚强起来

241
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,375
‪不光是寒冷 还有...

242
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,958
‪强烈的孤独感?

243
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,041
‪对 这你也迟早会习惯的

244
00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:45,625
‪但愿吧

245
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:51,000
‪我起初也会想念人群 可然后
‪我想起来了 大部分人我都很讨厌

246
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,250
‪在这里没有任何人和事
‪会打扰我 让我分心

247
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,625
‪没有手机信号 什么也没有

248
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:01,458
‪还好 反正现在
‪也不会再有人给我打电话了

249
00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:06,958
‪肯定有人在家里等着你吧
‪你可是塔莉哈特啊

250
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:08,666
‪相信我

251
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,000
‪没有人在等

252
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:19,000
‪天啊 你可算回来了
‪快阻止我把这些全吃完

253
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,625
‪打住!你不是说
‪要留着在派对上吃的嘛!

254
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:25,250
‪我是说过 但我需要它们
‪这次面试太糟心了

255
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,875
‪他们一直问我将来的打算

256
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,708
‪“有男朋友吗?是认真交往的吗?”

257
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,833
‪“你们在结婚生子方面有什么计划?”

258
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:35,208
‪这到底是招聘面试
‪还是在替我妈盘问我呢?

259
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,500
‪-真的假的?
‪-是啊

260
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,958
‪然后他一直说什么
‪“我们只想招能在这里长期工作的人”

261
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,083
‪那也太离谱了

262
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,458
‪-他们绝对不会问男人那种问题
‪-当然不会

263
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,083
‪你向他反映你的意见了吗?

264
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:49,541
‪当然!我朝那家伙扔了一个订书机
‪骂他性别歧视 然后夺门而出了

265
00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:51,458
‪-干得漂亮
‪-开玩笑的

266
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:54,791
‪首先 我永远干不出那种事
‪其次 我是真的想拿到那份工作

267
00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:58,375
‪这种破事每天都会在女人身上上演

268
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:02,041
‪而且严重阻碍了我们的职业发展

269
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,541
‪就是啊 但我们也无能为力

270
00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:06,875
‪我们是新闻从业者

271
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:10,875
‪我们有能力为下一代争取更好的条件

272
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,000
‪-有吗?
‪-当然!像吉尔的女儿那样的人...

273
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,166
‪乔伊丝的女儿

274
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,500
‪我们就是她们的指望

275
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,916
‪应该说你是她们的指望

276
00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:19,833
‪我觉得这里面有故事可挖 穆拉基

277
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:24,125
‪这样吧?
‪我们在招聘广告里物色一家公司

278
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:27,916
‪我假扮应聘者去面试工作

279
00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:30,750
‪用隐藏摄像头把过程录下来

280
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:34,291
‪再让一名男性
‪拿着一模一样的简历去应聘

281
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,958
‪然后对比两次面试
‪揭露招聘方的双重标准

282
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,166
‪-你讨厌这个主意?
‪-不 我喜欢 太棒了

283
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,958
‪但你要怎么乔装打扮呢?
‪你现在辨识度这么高

284
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,708
‪见鬼 你说得对

285
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,583
‪我们需要一个普通人

286
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:59,666
‪好的 镜头在这里
‪所以必须把包包朝向这边

287
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,583
‪感觉我好像间谍呀!

288
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,500
‪这是你的假简历

289
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,541
‪非常出色

290
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:08,041
‪如果我经营一家医疗设备公司
‪一定会希望你加入我的销售团队

291
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:10,916
‪-慢着 医疗设备?
‪-回答问题时尽量简短就好

292
00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,458
‪-你会圆满完成的
‪-好吧

293
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,750
‪出了点小问题
‪汉克刚打电话来请病假

294
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,333
‪-见鬼!
‪-不 行动还是能继续

295
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,125
‪-让我去就好
‪-真的吗?

296
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,833
‪虽然我不是演员
‪但扮演男人这个角色应该没问题

297
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,708
‪还有 我要不要尝试模仿美国口音?

298
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,625
‪好啊 到时候凯特先进去
‪之后我们再给你做准备

299
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,000
‪-塔莉
‪-收到

300
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
‪收到...

301
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,750
‪我得好好练习一下 瞧啊

302
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,333
‪老搭档重聚做新闻

303
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:42,083
‪我好怀念这感觉!

304
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:48,333
‪-是啊 我也是
‪-好了 我们出发吧 表演时间到

305
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,625
‪“那双星眸熠熠生辉

306
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:54,125
‪令鸟儿误以为晨光初绽而放声歌唱

307
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,791
‪瞧她双手托腮的模样多么娇俏”

308
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,708
‪-再次谢谢你陪我过来
‪-客气啥

309
00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:03,833
‪“哦 我愿化作她的一只手套
‪亲近抚摸那迷人的脸颊”

310
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,250
‪-我演这个能拿额外学分吗?
‪-不 你会得到没那么有价值的东西

311
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:19,041
‪我的尊重 谢谢 好了 下一个是谁?

312
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,708
‪啊 塔莉哈特

313
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:26,958
‪不 我不是来试镜的
‪我只是陪我朋友过来

314
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:31,041
‪你要想坐在这里
‪看你的同学们上台展示自己

315
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,666
‪你也该让他们看看你的表现

316
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:38,500
‪好吧

317
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,708
‪哦 罗密欧

318
00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,375
‪罗密欧他妈的到底在哪儿?

319
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,083
‪好的!有趣的解读

320
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,125
‪下一个

321
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,708
‪请上台

322
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:27,250
‪“哦 罗密欧
‪为什么你偏偏是罗密欧呢?

323
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,291
‪抛开你的父亲 丢弃你的姓名吧

324
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:39,916
‪若你不愿意

325
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:45,833
‪只要发誓你爱我
‪我便不再是凯普莱特家的人了

326
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,791
‪我的仇敌是你的姓氏

327
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,708
‪即便不做蒙塔古 你仍是你自己

328
00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:58,750
‪蒙塔古是什么?

329
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:04,750
‪不是手...它既不是手
‪也不是脚 不是胳膊...

330
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,875
‪不是胳膊或者脸庞...”

331
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,416
‪我们听不见你 亲爱的 大声点儿

332
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:16,208
‪“也不是身体的任何一部分!

333
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,416
‪哦 拜托你换个姓氏吧!

334
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,000
‪名字的意义何在?

335
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:26,541
‪我们所谓的玫瑰...换做任何芬芳...”

336
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:33,166
‪抱歉 “换做任何名字...都同样芬芳”

337
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,625
‪非常感谢 你叫什么来着?

338
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,791
‪凯特麦肯齐

339
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,666
‪跟我谈谈你的工作经历吧

340
00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:51,791
‪我大约四年前开始在销售部工作
‪然后一路晋升到经理

341
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:55,500
‪我是从销售部开始做起

342
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,916
‪几年以后 就被提拔成了经理

343
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:03,083
‪厉害呀 我看得出来 你有领导能力

344
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:06,916
‪我采用月度奖励制度
‪令我们的收入翻了三倍

345
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:10,416
‪是嘛 我不确定我们的团队能否适应

346
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,500
‪这样的管理风格 听起来有点激进啊

347
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,625
‪米奇 我一旦发现想要的目标
‪就会毫不犹豫地执行

348
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,208
‪嘿 我喜欢你这种自信的态度

349
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:23,666
‪这份工作需要长时间地与客户交涉

350
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:27,875
‪你会经常无法回家做晚餐

351
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:32,083
‪我们讲求努力工作、尽情玩乐

352
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,750
‪这工作听上去非常适合我 米奇

353
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:40,083
‪嘿 我不想过早下结论
‪但我认为你跟我们公司会很合拍

354
00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:41,958
‪是嘛 那太好了

355
00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,541
‪谢谢你 麦肯齐小姐

356
00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:46,666
‪请静候通知

357
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,208
‪好的

358
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,125
‪那家伙想周末跟我一起打高尔夫!

359
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,416
‪他指望我光着脚
‪挺着大肚子在厨房忙活

360
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:57,458
‪哦!这次行动大获成功呀
‪我等不及要曝光他了

361
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:03,416
‪嘿 这里是私人领地 不得擅闯

362
00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:04,750
‪天啊

363
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:07,666
‪你是塔莉哈特

364
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:10,291
‪是的 你叫什么?

365
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,875
‪-霍华德
‪-霍华德 真是个好名字

366
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,291
‪我猜你是在这里工作吧

367
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,625
‪安保人员

368
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:19,666
‪有你在是他们的幸运 显然你很称职

369
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:23,416
‪简直不敢相信是你本人
‪我每晚都看你播报的KPOC新闻

370
00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:26,541
‪慢着 你们是来跑新闻的吗?

371
00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:30,875
‪我就知道这家公司的听诊器有问题

372
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:37,458
‪听着 霍华德
‪显然你懂得欣赏好的新闻

373
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:42,375
‪其实我正在筹备一篇报道
‪需要采访这里的办公室经理

374
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:45,375
‪但必须出其不意地来访

375
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:50,333
‪你能不能让我们没有预约就进去呢?

376
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:54,166
‪这个...好吧

377
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,375
‪-愿为你效劳 哈特小姐
‪-拜托 朋友们都叫我塔莉

378
00:22:58,375 --> 00:22:59,416
‪好的

379
00:23:00,791 --> 00:23:01,625
‪塔莉

380
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,583
‪你们欠我一杯酒水

381
00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:13,583
‪今天的拍摄太棒了 孩子
‪而且你的手指头还没冻掉

382
00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:17,750
‪就要回家了 兴奋吗?

383
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:23,458
‪我不知道 自从失去了我最好的朋友
‪家的感觉就跟从前不一样了

384
00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:27,458
‪真遗憾 她什么时候过世的?

385
00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,916
‪喔 不是的 她...

386
00:23:30,958 --> 00:23:32,708
‪她跟我绝交了

387
00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:36,083
‪没有我扰乱她的生活
‪她现在大概过得很好吧

388
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,083
‪如果你不急着回家

389
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,250
‪可以留下来跟我和剧组成员
‪去下一个拍摄点

390
00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:43,000
‪科隆群岛?

391
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:44,708
‪那里很暖和

392
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,916
‪而且风景绝美

393
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:50,583
‪堪称科隆仙境

394
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:53,875
‪好啊 我需要晒晒太阳

395
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:57,625
‪事先警告你 这项目的预算少得可怜

396
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,750
‪没人在乎象龟的死活

397
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:05,166
‪也许有名人加持能引起一些关注

398
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:58,583
‪我看起来好恶心

399
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,333
‪你看起来很漂亮

400
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,083
‪这是凯特穆拉基吗?

401
00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:08,666
‪-嘿!你好
‪-喔!玛拉也在 你穿这裙子真美

402
00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,916
‪-我们也在为舞会置办服装
‪-太激动了

403
00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:16,958
‪我喜欢你这顶帽子 样式很有趣

404
00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:18,083
‪-谢谢
‪-那么...

405
00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:21,583
‪你好吗?

406
00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:23,875
‪我很好 对

407
00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:27,333
‪治疗进展很顺利

408
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:30,083
‪我很幸运能找到一个出色的医疗团队

409
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:33,458
‪我们目前正在循序渐进地治疗

410
00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,041
‪你真棒

411
00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:37,750
‪你真是太鼓舞人心了

412
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:42,541
‪说真的 如果有任何事需要我帮忙...

413
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:45,416
‪好啊 你可以帮我买下那条裙子...

414
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000
‪喔 好呀!

415
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:52,208
‪-当然
‪-天呐 不是 我开玩笑的 我...

416
00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:53,125
‪噢!

417
00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:03,458
‪-凯特 你还好吗?
‪-妈妈?

418
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:07,666
‪还好 我没事 谢谢 我只是需要...

419
00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:09,541
‪要我给你拿杯水吗?

420
00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:22,416
‪-噢 真让人心疼 快过来坐下吧
‪-夫人 一切还好吗?

421
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,250
‪我的朋友正在对抗癌症

422
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,500
‪真抱歉

423
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,333
‪我没事 我想我们还是...

424
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:34,083
‪我们该走了 桑德拉 遇见你真好

425
00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:36,416
‪需要我帮您预留这条裙子吗?

426
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:39,000
‪-好 那...我们回头再来
‪-好的

427
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
‪我们不会再回去了 对吗?

428
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:55,416
‪你可以去

429
00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:57,666
‪不行 我做不到

430
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,375
‪真对不起 亲爱的

431
00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:01,833
‪妈妈 没关系

432
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:04,000
‪我会补偿你的

433
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,375
‪下周末 我带你去逛商场
‪那里的选择更多更好

434
00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:09,958
‪好

435
00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,000
‪我们现在能进屋了吗?

436
00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,583
‪好啊 你先去吧 我马上过来

437
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:31,125
‪可恶

438
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:41,500
‪这是塔莉的语音信箱
‪留言不够精彩我是不会回电话的

439
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:44,000
‪我就想再试着给你打一个电话

440
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,333
‪天知道我为什么一直不停地尝试
‪你显然在无视我

441
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,791
‪你这是报复我
‪在那次事故之后不理你吗?

442
00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:54,875
‪看 这就是我最受不了的地方

443
00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:58,000
‪明明是你搞砸了
‪但最后怀恨在心的人却是你

444
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,708
‪应该是我怨恨你才对

445
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:02,208
‪知道吗?别费事给我回电话了

446
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:21,541
‪这是塔莉的语音信箱
‪留言不够精彩我是不会回电话的

447
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:24,041
‪我不是那个意思

448
00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:27,833
‪请你...给我回电话

449
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:33,708
‪如果你愿意的话 要是你不想
‪你要不想理我了 也可以不打 但是...

450
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,916
‪我...

451
00:28:38,708 --> 00:28:40,916
‪我真的很需要你 好吗?

452
00:28:40,916 --> 00:28:44,458
‪也许正因如此我才一直给你打电话
‪就想听听你的声音

453
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:48,958
‪哪怕只是...听听语音信箱的录音也好

454
00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:50,208
‪就是...

455
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:58,083
‪我最近过得很不顺 很辛苦 我...

456
00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:01,250
‪给我回电话吧 好吗?

457
00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:04,041
‪或者别回了

458
00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:16,333
‪别抬高我的期望值呀 塔莉

459
00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:18,916
‪全班只有你一个人读过原著
‪而且是读着玩

460
00:29:18,916 --> 00:29:20,166
‪因为你是个小怪胎

461
00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:22,125
‪但理应让你演朱丽叶 好吗?

462
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:25,291
‪-韦弗利要不明白这点 那他就是傻子
‪-罗密欧!

463
00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:29,166
‪我会挥剑战斗 最终用剑捅死自己

464
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:31,875
‪好了 来吧 公布名单了

465
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,166
‪搞什么鬼?

466
00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:39,583
‪(朱丽叶:塔莉哈特)

467
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,250
‪-恭喜你 塔莉
‪-别恭喜我

468
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,291
‪这显然是搞错了 不该让我演朱丽叶

469
00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:49,500
‪-凯特...
‪-我没事

470
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,958
‪不 我要演仆人一号呢

471
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,625
‪我俩都知道
‪女主角不可能是我 好吗?

472
00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:57,583
‪我只是...我不是当朱丽叶的料

473
00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:59,125
‪我也不是啊!

474
00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:04,375
‪搞什么啊 韦弗利先生?

475
00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:07,458
‪下午好呀

476
00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:10,250
‪你明知道我不想演朱丽叶
‪为什么还安排给我?

477
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:11,458
‪我喜欢你试镜时的表现

478
00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:13,416
‪我根本就没表现

479
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:15,625
‪你虽然没在演朱丽叶

480
00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:18,541
‪但你确实在表演
‪正如你在课堂上的表现

481
00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:23,166
‪好吧 但还有人真心想演朱丽叶啊
‪比如凯特穆拉基

482
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:25,416
‪凯特穆拉基已经是优等生了

483
00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:27,125
‪你也应该是优等生

484
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,083
‪而你的平均分一直只有C?

485
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:32,708
‪我的任务就是找到一个
‪让你对英语文学感兴趣的方法

486
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,333
‪我认为这次演出正合适

487
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,166
‪什么?

488
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:38,250
‪承认吧 你喜欢被关注

489
00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:41,583
‪它会让你感觉自己很强大

490
00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:43,750
‪所向无敌

491
00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:46,791
‪至少考虑一下出演吧

492
00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:51,625
‪就算不是为了我
‪也出于对莎翁不朽文字的尊重

493
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,541
‪啤酒到底是喝还是不喝呢

494
00:30:56,541 --> 00:31:01,250
‪我们准备了很多麦芽酒 包你喝到醉
‪另外还有茶、饼干和香肠卷

495
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:04,375
‪-我们在罗马时 西奥租了辆摩托车...
‪-别说

496
00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:06,333
‪...他在尝试发动时 从车上摔了下来

497
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,458
‪-把裤子后面给扯破了
‪-不是吧!

498
00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:11,958
‪是的 一路撕裂到中间 太吓人了

499
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:13,041
‪-也很搞笑
‪-可不是嘛

500
00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:16,333
‪悄悄告诉你们哦
‪这姑娘都笑出猪叫声了

501
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,250
‪是啊 她有时候会那样

502
00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:19,875
‪就是这样!

503
00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:24,208
‪但你知道吗?我觉得
‪我就是在那一刻真正爱上你的

504
00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:28,583
‪嘿 有趣的是
‪她上一任男友也是英国人

505
00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:31,750
‪-不 爸爸 他其实是澳洲人
‪-随便吧 都是一回事

506
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:36,000
‪总之 我看得出来
‪你不是那种傲慢自大的人

507
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:38,083
‪你挺好的

508
00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:41,125
‪谢谢夸奖 穆拉基先生

509
00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:43,541
‪-那真是...
‪-拜托 叫我巴德

510
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,708
‪巴德 要我再给你拿瓶啤酒吗 巴德?

511
00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:47,833
‪看你力气够不够了

512
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:50,166
‪喔!他很强壮哦

513
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:53,708
‪我马上回来

514
00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:56,583
‪我喜欢他!

515
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:57,791
‪他很棒吧?

516
00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:04,333
‪是啊 而且还温柔体贴
‪斯文有礼、细心周到、英俊潇洒

517
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:05,875
‪-对 是挺帅的
‪-是啊

518
00:32:05,875 --> 00:32:07,291
‪我知道 天呐 他真是...

519
00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,041
‪比强尼好太多了

520
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:10,666
‪什么?

521
00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:14,625
‪-是啊 简直是天壤之别
‪-倒也不至于“天壤之别”这么夸张吧

522
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:17,750
‪你这次换男朋友算是赚到了

523
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:18,958
‪-赚大发了!
‪-太赚了

524
00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:20,125
‪-妈妈...
‪-是啊

525
00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:22,166
‪这又不是比赛

526
00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:25,291
‪真的 我和你妈妈都松了一口气

527
00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:28,583
‪你终于甩掉强尼 找了个靠谱的男人

528
00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:31,416
‪这趟欧洲之旅真是帮了你大忙了

529
00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:38,500
‪-嘿 我都不知道你也要来!
‪-嘿 是啊 我以为...

530
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,541
‪-肖恩!大伙儿都来了!
‪-稍等一下

531
00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:43,625
‪-见到你真好
‪-说曹操曹操就到

532
00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:49,416
‪强尼 嗨 你怎么来了?

533
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:52,041
‪是啊 抱歉 我不知道你们在办派对

534
00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:56,000
‪不是的 这就是请一些亲戚过来
‪让他们认识一下西奥

535
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,125
‪-当然 那我就不打扰了
‪-等一下 你找我有什么...

536
00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:02,166
‪喔 就是...

537
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,000
‪斯坦很喜欢那则新闻

538
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,708
‪我跟他说你在其中帮了大忙

539
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,208
‪他想重新聘用你

540
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:18,750
‪我可能应该
‪打电话通知你就好 但是 总之

541
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:20,833
‪要不要接受这份工作 你说了算

542
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,291
‪哇

543
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:25,750
‪强尼 我不知道该说什么才好了

544
00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:27,625
‪谢谢你

545
00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:29,875
‪不客气 穆拉基

546
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:39,458
‪抱歉 各位 请大家看过来

547
00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:42,250
‪请容许我说几句话

548
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,875
‪首先 我...

549
00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:44,875
‪我们

550
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,791
‪戴安娜和我...

551
00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:51,375
‪我还是把它们摘了吧
‪戴着什么都听不见

552
00:33:51,375 --> 00:33:56,083
‪我们...非常感谢大家
‪来参加这个小型狂欢会

553
00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:59,166
‪俗话说 旅行的意义不在于去哪儿

554
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,250
‪而在于跟谁同行

555
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:06,458
‪凯特就是任何人都梦寐以求的

556
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:08,375
‪最佳旅伴

557
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:11,875
‪我差不多还有一千个想去的地方

558
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,333
‪等不及要跟你一起去看看呢

559
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,375
‪我还想问你一个问题

560
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,291
‪他要求婚!

561
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,041
‪凯瑟琳斯嘉丽穆拉基...

562
00:34:38,083 --> 00:34:39,041
‪你愿意嫁给我吗?

563
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,208
‪愿意!

564
00:34:49,458 --> 00:34:50,750
‪天啊!

565
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:53,208
‪掌声热烈点!

566
00:34:58,458 --> 00:34:59,916
‪-天呐!
‪-等一下

567
00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:02,291
‪那...

568
00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:04,916
‪这是我奶奶的戒指

569
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,291
‪天啊!

570
00:35:13,958 --> 00:35:16,125
‪-天呐!
‪-天呐!

571
00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,708
‪-我订婚了!
‪-我的天!

572
00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:21,875
‪哦 我们真为你高兴!

573
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:24,875
‪-欢迎加入我们的大家庭 西奥!
‪-非常感谢

574
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:26,708
‪来抱一个!

575
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,125
‪好嘞!

576
00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:31,166
‪太美了!等等 我去拿相机!

577
00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:33,291
‪-我的天啊
‪-来吧

578
00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:41,875
‪别害怕 是我 霍华德!

579
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,708
‪那天那个保安?

580
00:35:47,666 --> 00:35:48,541
‪你是怎么...

581
00:35:48,541 --> 00:35:51,250
‪我调查到了你的住处

582
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,500
‪我本想先敲门 但你的前门是开着的

583
00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,333
‪这派对是在庆祝什么呢?

584
00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:03,083
‪听着 霍华德 你不能来这儿

585
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:08,166
‪可是...我们是朋友啊

586
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,291
‪是你说的

587
00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:12,041
‪我帮你挖到了你要的新闻

588
00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:16,291
‪我为你在工作上惹了麻烦

589
00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:18,458
‪-我很抱歉 但是...
‪-什么?

590
00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:22,958
‪你太忙了没空搭理我?
‪大名人瞧不上我?

591
00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:24,041
‪请你离开

592
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:25,916
‪胡扯 你欠我的

593
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:28,541
‪救命!救救我!救命啊!

594
00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:32,791
‪报警!

595
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:36,083
‪-不许起来!别动!
‪-天啊 塔莉!

596
00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:38,791
‪-好了 我制服他了!
‪-躺下!

597
00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:39,958
‪抓住他的腿!

598
00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:43,791
‪-给
‪-妈妈 我没事 真的

599
00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:47,166
‪亲爱的 承认自己不舒服也没关系的

600
00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:49,916
‪我只是想在你身边支持你

601
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:54,041
‪你一直在支持我呀
‪我只是不想让你担心

602
00:36:57,666 --> 00:36:58,833
‪你看起来很累

603
00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:02,833
‪对 有时候化疗期间是会这样

604
00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,291
‪这很正常 没事的

605
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:11,708
‪我看书上说健康的精神状态
‪在抗癌过程中也至关重要

606
00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:15,291
‪人的思想会照进现实

607
00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:18,208
‪我最近在读一本叫《秘密》的书

608
00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:26,125
‪我知道强尼在无微不至地照顾你

609
00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:29,208
‪但我发现他已经疲惫不堪了

610
00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:32,500
‪妈妈 他没事 我们都没事
‪大家都挺好的

611
00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,458
‪你有没有想过联系塔莉?

612
00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:40,583
‪这种时候你最需要朋友了

613
00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:44,208
‪对

614
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:47,583
‪好 我会考虑的

615
00:37:51,291 --> 00:37:52,125
‪那好吧

616
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,875
‪“嘘...”

617
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:28,333
‪“嘘 那边窗户里亮起的是什么光...”

618
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:33,083
‪-对不起 不...
‪-我不知道这里面还有其他人

619
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:36,041
‪不 其实我只是待在门口

620
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,375
‪我甚至不确定
‪这地方我们能进来吗?

621
00:38:40,041 --> 00:38:42,125
‪谁能想到凯特穆拉基
‪居然会违反规则呢?

622
00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:46,625
‪-你知道我的名字?
‪-什么?

623
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:49,250
‪我当然知道 我们是同学啊 你傻呀?

624
00:38:50,125 --> 00:38:53,625
‪对 但我们从来没...说过话

625
00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:56,458
‪对 因为你跟塔莉哈特
‪两个人总是神神秘秘的

626
00:38:58,291 --> 00:39:01,166
‪你要想认识她 我可以帮忙

627
00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:06,625
‪我知道她看起来酷酷的 很神秘
‪但她其实是个很和善的普通女孩

628
00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:09,541
‪谢谢 不过我本来也要跟她见面的
‪她饰演朱丽叶

629
00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:10,458
‪-对哦
‪-对

630
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:15,250
‪-你们俩站一起绝对很般配...
‪-但我表示怀疑 真的

631
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:18,125
‪因为这玩意儿有一半我都看不明白

632
00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:19,083
‪看这句

633
00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:23,333
‪“升起吧 美丽的太阳...
‪赶走那嫉妒的月亮”

634
00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:26,083
‪这都什么鬼啊?

635
00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:28,708
‪看上去就是一通胡言乱语

636
00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:31,000
‪然后一群人假装能看懂
‪好显示自己的聪明

637
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,833
‪哦 其实

638
00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:38,666
‪他是在说朱丽叶实在太美了
‪连月亮都嫉妒她的美貌

639
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,208
‪这真的很能说明问题

640
00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:44,458
‪因为在神话中
‪月亮是处女的守护神之类的

641
00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,708
‪然后...

642
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,625
‪我去年读过

643
00:39:47,625 --> 00:39:50,125
‪读着玩的
‪然后还看了克利夫名著解读

644
00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:52,791
‪不是想作弊哦 只是因为那...

645
00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:03,791
‪凯特?

646
00:40:06,083 --> 00:40:07,083
‪人呢?

647
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:21,583
‪嘿 你在这儿呀 到处都找不到你
‪你怎么跑这儿来了?

648
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:24,916
‪没什么 我就是在练台词

649
00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:26,333
‪你不是

650
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:29,750
‪好吧 我是在这里
‪为了这出愚蠢的舞台剧哭鼻子

651
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,375
‪但我不想让你过意不去

652
00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:33,250
‪真的吗?你看起来不伤心啊

653
00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:35,625
‪反而很开心呢 你怎么啦?

654
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:36,583
‪好吧...

655
00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:43,416
‪刚才发生了一件超级美妙的事
‪完全出乎意料 而且很诡异

656
00:40:43,416 --> 00:40:46,833
‪-我甚至不确定那是不是真的
‪-你在说什么啊?

657
00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:51,458
‪“这一朵爱的蓓蕾
‪在夏日暖风的吹拂下

658
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:54,458
‪也许将在我们下次再会时
‪绽放出美丽的花朵!”

659
00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,666
‪那飞机坐得我都快散架了

660
00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:06,291
‪还有多久到酒店?

661
00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:08,166
‪只差几公里了

662
00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:10,041
‪干咱们这行的首要法则

663
00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:12,750
‪在登上下一班飞机之前

664
00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:15,000
‪给自己几天时间睡觉调时差

665
00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:18,583
‪既然来了 我想好好游览一番

666
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,416
‪智利确实很美

667
00:41:21,416 --> 00:41:23,291
‪我是说 到夜晚的时候

668
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:26,833
‪这感觉真神奇啊

669
00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:30,375
‪从一个国家到另一个国家

670
00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:36,916
‪永远不知道
‪下一站冒险的目的地会是哪儿

671
00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:39,666
‪你越来越像我们的一员了

672
00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:47,375
‪天啊 再次接到电话的感觉真好 喂?

673
00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:52,291
‪我也来查看一下手机吧
‪都忘了身在文明世界是什么感觉了

674
00:41:52,791 --> 00:41:56,458
‪(18通未接来电
‪呼叫人:凯特)

675
00:42:04,458 --> 00:42:05,291
‪塔莉?

676
00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:08,083
‪大家都走了 除了西奥

677
00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,791
‪他想留下来守护我们

678
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:14,875
‪绝对是好老公的料

679
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:27,083
‪刚开始发现
‪会有人认出我、想结识我的时候

680
00:42:28,625 --> 00:42:30,291
‪我真的很自豪

681
00:42:31,458 --> 00:42:34,750
‪但成为公众人物
‪也意味着会受到变态和怪人的关注

682
00:42:35,916 --> 00:42:36,958
‪亲爱的

683
00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:41,041
‪我真想躲起来
‪拆掉那个愚蠢的广告牌

684
00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:44,750
‪不 塔莉
‪你那么努力才爬到今天的位置

685
00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:47,166
‪确实 也许我们需要更小心一点

686
00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:51,541
‪平时注意锁门
‪或者办一个非公开的私人号码

687
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:53,958
‪但我们一定会保护好你

688
00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:57,083
‪我绝不会再让变态接近你

689
00:42:58,708 --> 00:42:59,875
‪不光是这件事

690
00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:04,333
‪你要结婚了

691
00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:09,583
‪-嫁给外面那个勇敢的英国人
‪-天呐!感觉好不真实呀

692
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:12,750
‪可不是嘛 那戒指可真气派

693
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:13,791
‪是啊

694
00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:19,166
‪-没有你我该怎么活啊?
‪-别傻了

695
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,750
‪我会永远陪着你

696
00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:26,541
‪你这辈子都别想甩掉我

697
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:38,666
‪你怎么来了?

698
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,125
‪她给我打了电话

699
00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:43,500
‪出什么事了?

700
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:47,583
‪她在楼上

701
00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:42,583
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