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‪(最好的妳)

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‪好,輪到我了,真心話還是大冒險?

3
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‪真心話

4
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‪好吧,大冒險

5
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‪-好,閉上眼睛
‪-好

6
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‪現在把眼鏡摘下來

7
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‪是的,陛下,哈特小姐

8
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‪我可以張開眼睛了嗎?

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‪-塔莉?
‪-麥樂琪,我就在這裡

10
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‪-嗨
‪-嗨

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‪抱歉,我只是不敢相信妳在這裡

12
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‪天啊,已經過了多久?一年嗎?

13
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‪妳這怪胎,妳在說什麼?

14
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‪妳不記得了嗎?

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‪我們吵架了,已經不再是朋友了

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{\an8}‪妳睡了很一陣子

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{\an8}‪這次療程快結束了

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{\an8}‪天啊,你就這樣坐在那裡一定很無聊

19
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{\an8}‪你可以先走的

20
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{\an8}‪妳在開玩笑嗎?我超喜歡這個地方

21
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{\an8}‪這裡比達美機場貴賓室更棒

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{\an8}‪我來幫妳

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{\an8}‪謝謝

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{\an8}‪進展很不錯呢

25
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{\an8}‪足足有五厘米

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{\an8}‪幾乎可以用來打領結了

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{\an8}‪你真是個混蛋

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{\an8}‪或者是一隻給吉娃娃穿的小襪子

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{\an8}‪我不能過來打你是你好運

30
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{\an8}‪好,90分鐘了,妳感覺如何?

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{\an8}‪很好,對

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{\an8}‪這次噁心的感覺少了很多

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{\an8}‪謝謝妳,這裡的人都很照顧我

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{\an8}‪妳來的時候我們都很喜歡

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{\an8}‪妳給人帶來歡樂

36
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{\an8}‪好,放輕鬆,我們兩個星期後見

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{\an8}‪-好
‪-謝謝

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{\an8}‪凱蒂,嘿,讓我來吧

39
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{\an8}‪為什麼?要讓我去休息嗎?

40
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{\an8}‪我整天都在休息,我得走動一下

41
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{\an8}‪你要什麼醬?

42
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{\an8}‪我猜只要芥末醬吧,如果有的話

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{\an8}‪謝謝

44
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{\an8}‪嗨,有什麼要我幫忙嗎?

45
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‪-沒有,我應付得到,妳上學怎樣?
‪-很好

46
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‪妳有謝謝瑞秋的爸爸送妳回來嗎?

47
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‪有,他說他隨時都樂意幫忙

48
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‪瑞秋的祖母曾經罹患癌症
‪所以他們很理解

49
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‪我今天拿到冬季舞會門票

50
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‪我會跟泰勒和艾瑪一起去

51
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‪妳的第一個舞會,天啊!

52
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‪我們這個週末去商場
‪給妳買最完美的裙子吧

53
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‪-好
‪-等等,真的嗎?

54
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‪太好了,謝謝媽媽

55
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‪妳是說,妳想跟我去買裙子嗎?

56
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‪對,沒錯

57
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‪讓我給每一條裙子拍許多張拍立得

58
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‪然後在店中間大哭

59
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‪因為我的小兔子長大得太快

60
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‪當然了

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‪會很好玩的

62
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‪好,我們星期六去吧

63
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‪-好
‪-星期六?不要,除非妳覺得能應付

64
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‪我一定會的

65
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‪當然了,但是不要覺得
‪妳要承諾做任何事

66
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‪要聆聽妳身體的信號

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‪我會的

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‪化療順利嗎?

69
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‪對,很無聊,但是有妳爸爸陪著我

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‪-讓我來
‪-媽媽,我可以做的

71
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‪-我是媽媽,只是想給妳做三明治
‪-讓我來吧,妳做了我一那份

72
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‪這個很簡單,不如我們去燒水吧

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‪-好
‪-4點15分,妳知道這是什麼意思吧

74
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‪妳要的話可以
‪再吃一顆止吐藥,妳需要嗎?

75
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‪-遲些吧,你可以...
‪-媽媽,妳看起來有點累

76
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‪要不要坐下?

77
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‪-我不累
‪-妳累了嗎?

78
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‪考慮到這一切
‪其實我感覺很不錯,所以我...

79
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‪我是塔莉,說些有意義的事
‪不然我不會回電

80
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‪喂,是我

81
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‪真不敢相信妳還在用同一個語音信箱

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‪所以...對

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‪聽著,我知道我們很久沒見

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‪但是我最近常常在想妳

85
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‪我覺得我們是時候談談了

86
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‪回電給我,好嗎?

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‪如果妳不回電
‪我就去找妳大學時那醜燙髮的照片

88
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‪然後賣給《國家詢問報》

89
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‪我開玩笑的

90
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‪對了,我是凱蒂麥樂琪

91
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‪然後我們去了他們家族在鄉下的莊園

92
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‪那裡超級豪華

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‪“豪華”

94
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‪差不多是一座城堡

95
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‪那裡有個舞廳,裡面有個巨型壁爐

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‪他有一點兒調皮

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‪妳現在是這樣說話的嗎?

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‪不是的,聽我說

99
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‪他表現得像王子一樣
‪說:”妳賞臉跟我跳舞嗎?”

100
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‪“我願意為了妳把某人斬首”

101
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‪我模仿不到他的口音
‪但是總之我們在大笑

102
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‪然後他就說...

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‪“我愛妳”

104
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‪整件事就像童話故事一樣

105
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‪哇,妳一定欣喜若狂了

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‪我是的

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‪我想

108
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‪-欣喜若狂是開心的意思嗎?
‪-我不知道

109
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‪我真是很高興妳回來了

110
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‪我們要好好慶祝!

111
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‪妳不用為我辦“歡迎回家”派對的

112
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‪妳在開玩笑嗎?
‪我在妳離開那天就開始計畫了

113
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‪而且妳不想炫耀
‪妳跟西奧有多相愛嗎?

114
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‪我想的,我只是不想
‪在任何人的傷口上灑鹽

115
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‪什麼?妳是說強尼嗎?

116
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‪沒關係,我們不邀請他就可以了

117
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‪他怎麼樣?我不是說我在想他...

118
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‪-他怎麼樣?
‪-沒有不同,還是澳洲人,很煩人

119
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‪他有跟人交往嗎?

120
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‪-天啊,親愛的
‪-什麼?我...

121
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‪-在歐洲待了六週都沒有幫助嗎?
‪-有,有很大的幫助

122
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‪我愛西奧,我完全地愛上他

123
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‪謝謝妳送我上班
‪雖然妳不完全是自願的

124
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‪現在,妳看看我要妳陪我的真正原因

125
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‪天啊,塔莉!看看妳!

126
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‪-妳真是耀眼奪目!
‪-就是嘛!

127
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‪我的天啊,這太棒了!

128
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‪麥樂琪!

129
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‪-嗨
‪-妳喜歡這個新廣告嗎?

130
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‪喜歡

131
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‪妳的旅程如何?

132
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‪妳看起來...曬黑了

133
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‪那個...我們參加了很多徒步導賞

134
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‪我學到很多關於鵝卵石的知識

135
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‪聽起來很棒

136
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‪對,沒錯,很棒

137
00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:14,416
‪天啊,那是不是...

138
00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:16,625
‪塔莉哈特?

139
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‪我的天啊,真的是妳!

140
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‪新聞上那個!還有那裡的廣告牌!

141
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‪不好意思,我叫喬伊絲

142
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‪妳好,喬伊絲

143
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‪嗨,我的女兒和我常常看妳的節目

144
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‪她在華盛頓大學讀新聞學
‪她想成為像妳一樣的人

145
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‪哇,妳知道怎麼著?

146
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‪讓她打電話給我

147
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‪我會帶她參觀攝影棚

148
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‪塔莉哈特小姐,妳真是太好心了!

149
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‪-喬伊絲,很高興認識妳
‪-謝謝!我是說,沒錯!

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‪我也很高興認識妳

151
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‪再見

152
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‪哇,妳真的很討厭
‪被人認出來呢,對吧?

153
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‪什麼?

154
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,166
‪我不會因為喜歡認識新朋友而道歉

155
00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:07,583
‪妳說的“新朋友”是指愛妳的粉絲

156
00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:10,166
‪所以呢?他們是我做這工作的原因

157
00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:12,416
‪我不是為了錢或者廣告牌

158
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‪或者在餐廳有好座位而做的

159
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‪對,因為妳真的很討厭那些東西

160
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,916
‪我只是說,那些好處很棒
‪但是它們不是我做這工作的原因

161
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‪我是想要跟人連繫

162
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‪就像剛才喬伊一樣

163
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‪-她叫喬伊絲
‪-隨便啦

164
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‪重點是,我們真的
‪可以感動喬伊絲這些人

165
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‪這就是我做這工作的原因

166
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‪我們每一個人都是這樣

167
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‪我已經不是做這工作了
‪因為我被開除了

168
00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:40,708
‪所以我要去保險公司面試

169
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‪假裝我對保險有興趣

170
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‪這會是我最棒的一場演出

171
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‪麥樂琪,祝妳好運

172
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‪-不是吧
‪-真的

173
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‪她的雙腿都斷了,至少我聽說是這樣

174
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‪-天啊,休伊特老師真可憐
‪-對

175
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‪看來我們會有代課老師

176
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‪或者他們可以取消這一課

177
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‪我們為什麼要在乎虛構的故事?

178
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‪世界上有真實的事情在發生

179
00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:08,333
‪有時候虛構故事比真實故事更真實

180
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‪-這句話完全不合理
‪-大家好

181
00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:13,708
‪我叫山姆韋弗利

182
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‪你們不用問了,那些謠言是真的

183
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:19,083
‪我來自未來,被派來教你們英文

184
00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:25,291
‪好讓這出色的語言
‪在外星人毀滅地球後能留存下來

185
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‪我介紹一下自己,希望有幫助

186
00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:31,583
‪我最喜歡的標點符號是分號

187
00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:35,000
‪我最喜歡的人是我的狗,哈姆雷特

188
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‪我在1969年到1972年之間
‪是死之華樂團的粉絲

189
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‪-沒可能
‪-不,他是在開玩笑

190
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‪我不會拿死之華來開玩笑

191
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‪那麼你呢?你熱愛什麼?

192
00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:47,000
‪我?可能是美式足球吧

193
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,250
‪對,庫柏會帶領我們去州際錦標賽

194
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,583
‪-太好了,去州際...
‪-我巴不得這個趕快結束

195
00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:54,875
‪-什麼?這一節課還是今天?
‪-高中

196
00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:57,833
‪有秘密那兩個人,妳們有什麼故事?

197
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,916
‪那是塔莉哈特和她的朋友

198
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:02,666
‪我叫凱蒂

199
00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,125
‪我從初中三年級開始就坐在你後面

200
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:10,000
‪塔莉哈特,妳今年讀過
‪最有趣的是什麼?

201
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:11,875
‪《虎韻》雜誌

202
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,958
‪妳很幸運,我們這個學期
‪要學習的主題中

203
00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,375
‪有一些跟《虎韻》內容一樣

204
00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:22,958
‪名氣、愛情、洶湧的荷爾蒙
‪青春的煩惱...

205
00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:25,208
‪因為這一課...

206
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,666
‪這一課的重點是...

207
00:11:31,666 --> 00:11:32,583
‪莎士比亞

208
00:11:35,416 --> 00:11:37,333
‪在這個學期的開首

209
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,708
‪我們會讀傑出的悲劇
‪《羅密歐與朱麗葉》

210
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,708
‪由於我相信這些偉大的名作

211
00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:45,791
‪透過表演來了解最有效

212
00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:50,458
‪我已經說服你們的校長
‪讓我製作舞台演出

213
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,416
‪我鼓勵你們所有人參加試鏡

214
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:54,833
‪包括從未在台上演出的人

215
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,291
‪塔莉?

216
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:03,791
‪不要

217
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:18,083
‪寶貝,沒人會期望妳現在就寫感謝卡

218
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:19,625
‪我想要寫

219
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,625
‪妳怎麼知道哪個是誰烤的?

220
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,958
‪看來全部都是香蕉蛋糕

221
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,291
‪全部都是香蕉蛋糕

222
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,833
‪有規定說有人生病時
‪就要送香蕉蛋糕嗎?

223
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,500
‪這樣很貼心
‪只是我以為會有多一些...

224
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,458
‪-布朗尼
‪-對,蛋糕

225
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:33,458
‪-餅乾
‪-英式鬆餅?

226
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:34,916
‪-冰淇淋
‪-尚恩叔叔來了!

227
00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:36,500
‪任何有巧克力的東西

228
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,333
‪嗨,抱歉,希望我沒有打擾你們

229
00:12:39,916 --> 00:12:42,791
‪我只是碰巧在附近,然後想起妳...

230
00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:44,666
‪是媽媽叫你來探望我嗎?

231
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,500
‪什麼?

232
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,625
‪不是

233
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,625
‪我只是想拿這個給妳

234
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:52,875
‪是我自己做的

235
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:58,958
‪香蕉蛋糕?真貼心,謝謝你

236
00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:00,750
‪很好

237
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,708
‪對

238
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:07,083
‪妳怎麼樣?還有感到噁心嗎?

239
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:10,333
‪還不錯,只是偶爾會感受到

240
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,250
‪聽說喝薑汁汽水會有幫助

241
00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:15,750
‪我會記住的

242
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:17,833
‪薑汁汽水

243
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,125
‪對

244
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,083
‪有人的手機在響嗎?

245
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:26,208
‪對,該死

246
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,041
‪我放在哪裡了?

247
00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:34,750
‪怎麼會在冰箱裡?

248
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,833
‪因為我的大腦被化療燒焦了

249
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:45,875
‪是重要的人嗎?

250
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,791
‪不是,只是寫作課的朋友薇薇安

251
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:52,416
‪妳現在有可以倚靠的朋友真好

252
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,916
‪對

253
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,833
‪在南極洲南岸這裡

254
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:06,166
‪我們可以看到全球暖化
‪最明顯和令人震驚的影響

255
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:10,750
‪我身後的是世界上最大的冰塊

256
00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,083
‪羅斯冰架

257
00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:17,500
‪它在南大洋上飄浮了幾十萬年

258
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:22,000
‪但是這個自然奇觀正逐漸消失

259
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,833
‪我的臉沒有感覺了

260
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,250
‪我以為妳現在應該習慣寒冷了

261
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,916
‪對,我接受這份工作時
‪也是這麼跟自己說的

262
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:34,666
‪我們得讓妳堅強起來

263
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,375
‪不只是冷,是...

264
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,958
‪把人壓垮的寂寞感?

265
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,041
‪妳也會習慣這個的

266
00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:45,625
‪希望是吧

267
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,208
‪我一開始也很想念有人在身邊

268
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:51,000
‪但是然後我就想起我討厭大部份的人

269
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,250
‪來到這裡,沒有東西打擾我
‪或者令我分心

270
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,625
‪手機沒有信號,什麼都沒有

271
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,875
‪幸好不會再有人打給我

272
00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:06,958
‪一定有人在家等妳吧
‪妳可是塔莉哈特

273
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:08,666
‪相信我吧

274
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,000
‪沒有人在等我

275
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:19,000
‪天啊,幸好妳回家了
‪快阻止我把剩下這些全部吃掉

276
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,625
‪停下來!妳不是要留著在派對吃嗎?

277
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:25,250
‪本來是的,但是我需要它們
‪我的面試很糟透了

278
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,875
‪他們一直在問我未來的計畫

279
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,708
‪“妳有男朋友嗎?關係認真嗎?”

280
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,833
‪“妳在結婚生子方面有什麼計劃?”

281
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:35,208
‪你是在面試還是在替我媽媽問問題?

282
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,500
‪-真的嗎?
‪-對

283
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,541
‪然後他一直說:“我們只想要
‪可以長期待在這裡的人”

284
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,083
‪真是太過分了

285
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,625
‪-他們從來不會向男人問這些問題
‪-當然了

286
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,083
‪妳罵了他一頓吧?

287
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,666
‪當然了!我朝他扔釘書機

288
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,541
‪說他性別歧視
‪然後氣沖沖的走了出去

289
00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:51,541
‪-很好
‪-我開玩笑的

290
00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:54,791
‪第一,我絕對不會那樣做
‪第二,我真的想要那份工作

291
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,833
‪女人每天都遭遇這種狗屁事情

292
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:02,041
‪這嚴重地阻礙我們的事業發展

293
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:03,916
‪我知道,但是我們無能為力

294
00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:06,875
‪我們是新聞

295
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:10,875
‪我們有能力令下一代變得更好

296
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,000
‪-是嗎?
‪-對,就像喬伊的女兒...

297
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,166
‪是“喬伊絲”的女兒

298
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,500
‪這些人在依靠我們

299
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,916
‪他們主要是依靠妳

300
00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:19,833
‪麥樂琪,我覺得這可能值得報導

301
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:24,125
‪妳知道怎麼著?
‪我們在招聘廣告找找看吧

302
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:27,916
‪我會假扮成應徵者去面試

303
00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:30,750
‪然後用隱藏攝影機錄下來

304
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:34,291
‪然後派一個男人
‪帶著一模一樣的履歷表去

305
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,958
‪比較面試內容,揭露雙重標準

306
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,083
‪-妳不喜歡嗎?
‪-不是,我喜歡,很棒

307
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,875
‪但是妳怎麼能當臥底?
‪我是說,現在大家都會認出妳

308
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:46,750
‪該死,妳說得對

309
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,708
‪我們需要一個無名小卒

310
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:59,666
‪好,鏡頭在這裡,所以它要面對這邊

311
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,583
‪我覺得自己是個間諜!

312
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,500
‪這是妳的假履歷

313
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,541
‪很了不起的

314
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:08,041
‪如果我經營醫療設備公司
‪我會想要妳加入我的銷售部

315
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:10,916
‪-等等,醫療設備?
‪-盡量簡短地回答問題

316
00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,458
‪-妳會做得很好的
‪-好吧

317
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,750
‪有一個小問題,漢克剛才請病假

318
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,333
‪-該死!
‪-不是,我們還是可以繼續

319
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,125
‪-讓我去吧
‪-真的嗎?

320
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,250
‪我不是什麼演員,但是
‪我應該可以演好一個男人

321
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,333
‪還有,我覺得我可以嘗試用美國口音

322
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,125
‪好,凱蒂先進去,然後我們幫你準備

323
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:33,000
‪-塔莉
‪-明白

324
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
‪明白...

325
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:36,416
‪我會努力練習的

326
00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:37,750
‪看看我們

327
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,333
‪老團隊重新合作,製作新聞報導

328
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,041
‪我很想念這一切

329
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:48,333
‪-對,我也是
‪-好了,各位,我們走吧,表演開始

330
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,625
‪“妳令天空光輝閃耀

331
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:54,125
‪使鳥兒誤認黑夜為白天,放聲歌唱

332
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,791
‪看她如何用手托著手套”

333
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,708
‪-再次謝謝妳陪我來
‪-不用謝

334
00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:03,833
‪“如果我是她手上的手套
‪我就可能會碰到她的臉頰”

335
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:15,083
‪-這樣做你會給我加分嗎?
‪-不會,你會得到價值低很多的東西

336
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,791
‪就是我的敬意,謝謝

337
00:18:17,791 --> 00:18:19,041
‪好了,接下來是誰?

338
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,708
‪塔莉哈特

339
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:25,541
‪不,我不是來試鏡的

340
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,958
‪我只是陪朋友一起來

341
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:31,000
‪如果妳要看著同學上台坦露心扉

342
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,541
‪我覺得妳應該也要這麼做

343
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:38,500
‪好吧

344
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,291
‪羅密歐

345
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,708
‪羅密歐

346
00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,375
‪媽的,羅密歐在哪裡?

347
00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:04,083
‪好,這樣詮釋真有意思

348
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,125
‪下一位

349
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,583
‪請

350
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:27,166
‪“羅蜜歐,羅蜜歐
‪你為什麼是羅蜜歐?

351
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:32,250
‪拒絕你的父親,拋棄你的姓名

352
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:39,916
‪如果你不願意

353
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:45,833
‪發誓你愛我,我就不再姓凱普萊特

354
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,791
‪只有你的名字與我為敵

355
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,291
‪就算你不是姓蒙塔古,你還是你

356
00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:58,625
‪蒙塔古算什麼?

357
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:04,750
‪又不是手...又不是手、腳、手臂...

358
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,875
‪手臂或臉龐...”

359
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,416
‪孩子,我們聽不到,再大聲一點

360
00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:16,208
‪“也不是身體其他部分!

361
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,416
‪改掉姓名吧!

362
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:20,875
‪名字有什麼重要的?

363
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:26,541
‪玫瑰就算不叫香,還是一樣的玫瑰”...

364
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:33,166
‪對不起,“就算不叫玫瑰
‪還是一樣的香”

365
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,625
‪真的謝謝妳

366
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:43,625
‪妳說妳叫什麼名字?

367
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,791
‪凱蒂麥肯齊

368
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,666
‪跟我談談妳的經驗

369
00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:51,791
‪我大概四年前開始做銷售
‪後來晉升為經理

370
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:55,500
‪我一開始是做銷售

371
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,916
‪幾年後他們把我升為經理

372
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:03,083
‪很厲害,我看得出你有領導才能

373
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:06,916
‪所以我用了每月獎勵制度
‪把銷售額提升三倍

374
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:12,291
‪那個...我不知道我們的團隊
‪對這種管理方式會有怎樣的反應

375
00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:13,500
‪因為有一點激進

376
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,625
‪米奇,當我看到想要的東西
‪就會直接追求

377
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,083
‪我很欣賞你這種積極進取的態度

378
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:23,666
‪這份工作需要長時間跟客戶交際

379
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:27,875
‪妳會經常在晚上
‪不能回家為家人煮晚餐

380
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:32,083
‪工作時努力工作,行樂時努力行樂

381
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,333
‪米奇,這工作聽起來很適合我

382
00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:40,083
‪我不想說得太早
‪不過我覺得你會很適合我們公司

383
00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:41,958
‪真的嗎?真好

384
00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,541
‪謝謝妳,麥肯齊小姐

385
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:46,666
‪我們會通知妳的

386
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:48,208
‪太棒了

387
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,125
‪他想在週末跟我去打高爾夫球!

388
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,583
‪他想要我留在廚房裡,赤腳又懷孕

389
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:57,458
‪太棒了,我等不及要揭發他

390
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:03,000
‪喂,這是私人地方,不准擅闖

391
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,750
‪我的老天爺啊

392
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:07,666
‪妳是塔莉哈特

393
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:10,291
‪沒錯,你叫什麼名字?

394
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,875
‪-霍華
‪-霍華,真是個好名字

395
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,291
‪我猜你是在這裡工作

396
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,625
‪我是保安人員

397
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:19,583
‪他們有你真是幸運
‪顯然你很勝任你的工作

398
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:20,875
‪我不敢相信真的是妳

399
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:23,416
‪我每天晚上都在KPOC上看妳

400
00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:26,500
‪等等,你們現在是在寫新聞報導嗎?

401
00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:30,458
‪我知道我們的聽診器有缺陷

402
00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:33,333
‪聽著,霍華

403
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:37,458
‪你顯然是個懂得欣賞優秀新聞的人

404
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:42,375
‪老實說,為了這個報導
‪我要向辦公室經理問一些問題

405
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:45,250
‪我們必須要出其不意

406
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:50,333
‪你有沒有辦法讓我們
‪不用預約就進去?

407
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:52,291
‪那個...

408
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,333
‪好吧

409
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,375
‪-為了妳,哈特小姐
‪-不要客氣,我的朋友都叫我塔莉

410
00:22:58,375 --> 00:22:59,416
‪好

411
00:23:00,791 --> 00:23:01,625
‪塔莉

412
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,583
‪你們得請我喝酒

413
00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:13,083
‪孩子,今天的拍攝真是精彩
‪而且妳的手指全部都還在

414
00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:17,375
‪妳期待回家嗎?

415
00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:23,458
‪我不知道,自從我失去了我的閨蜜
‪家的感覺都不一樣了

416
00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:25,708
‪真替妳難過

417
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,416
‪-她是什麼時候去世的?
‪-不是的

418
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:30,208
‪不是,她...

419
00:23:30,958 --> 00:23:32,708
‪我們只是不再跟對方說話了

420
00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:36,083
‪沒有我搞砸她的生活
‪她大概過得很好

421
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,083
‪如果妳不急著回家

422
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,833
‪妳可以跟我和攝製隊
‪一起去下一場拍攝

423
00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:43,000
‪加拉巴哥群島?

424
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:44,708
‪那裡很溫暖

425
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,916
‪而且風景無與倫比

426
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:50,583
‪加拉巴美麗

427
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:53,875
‪我也需要曬一下太陽

428
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,375
‪我要警告妳

429
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:57,625
‪預算非常少

430
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,750
‪沒有人在乎象龜

431
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:05,166
‪如果有明星,人們也許會關注一下

432
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:58,583
‪我看起來醜死了

433
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,333
‪妳看起來很美麗

434
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,083
‪妳是凱蒂麥樂琪嗎?

435
00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:08,666
‪-嗨!
‪-還有瑪娜,看看妳這條裙子

436
00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,916
‪-我們也是在為舞會購物
‪-真令人興奮

437
00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:16,958
‪我喜歡那頂帽子,這個造型真有趣

438
00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:18,083
‪-謝謝
‪-那個...

439
00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:21,583
‪妳好嗎?

440
00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:23,875
‪我很好,對

441
00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:27,333
‪我的治療很順利

442
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:30,375
‪我很幸運,有一個很棒的醫生團隊

443
00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:33,458
‪我們只是一步一步來

444
00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,041
‪妳真了不起

445
00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:37,291
‪這很鼓舞人心

446
00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:39,166
‪我是認真的

447
00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:42,541
‪如果我能幫上什麼忙...

448
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,125
‪如果妳想給那條裙子付錢的話...

449
00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:49,000
‪好!

450
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:52,208
‪-沒問題
‪-天啊,不要,我是開玩笑的

451
00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:53,125
‪噢!

452
00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:03,458
‪-凱蒂,妳沒事吧?
‪-媽媽?

453
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:07,666
‪我很好,我沒事
‪謝謝,我只是需要...

454
00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:09,541
‪妳要一杯水嗎?

455
00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:22,416
‪-真可憐,快來坐下
‪-女士,妳沒事吧?

456
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,250
‪我的朋友在抗癌

457
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,500
‪真的很抱歉

458
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,333
‪我沒事,我想我們應該...

459
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,541
‪我們要走了,桑德拉,很高興見到妳

460
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:36,500
‪妳要我給妳留著這個嗎?

461
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,000
‪-好,那個...我們會回來的
‪-好

462
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,625
‪我們不會再回去的,對吧?

463
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:55,416
‪妳可以去的

464
00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:57,666
‪不,我不可以

465
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,375
‪真對不起,親愛的

466
00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:01,833
‪媽媽,沒關係的

467
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:04,000
‪我會補償妳的

468
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,333
‪下個週末,我會帶妳去商場
‪反正那裡有更好的選擇

469
00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:09,916
‪好吧

470
00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,000
‪我們可以進去了嗎?

471
00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,583
‪對,妳先走,我馬上就進來

472
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:31,000
‪媽的

473
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:41,041
‪我是塔莉,說些有意義的事
‪不然我不會回電

474
00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,583
‪我只是想再試一次打給妳

475
00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:48,333
‪天知道我為什麼一直在嘗試
‪很明顯妳是故意不理會我

476
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,791
‪妳是在報復我在車禍後
‪不跟妳說話嗎?

477
00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:54,875
‪看吧,就是這些事情要把我搞瘋了

478
00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:58,000
‪是妳搞砸了,但是懷恨在心的卻是妳

479
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,708
‪應該是我懷恨在心才對

480
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:02,208
‪妳不用費心回電給我了

481
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:21,125
‪我是塔莉,說些有意義的事
‪不然我不會回電

482
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:23,791
‪我剛才不是認真的

483
00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:25,750
‪妳應該...

484
00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:27,958
‪回電給我

485
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:33,250
‪如果妳想的話,如果妳不想那就算了
‪妳不用這樣做的,但是...

486
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,916
‪我...

487
00:28:38,708 --> 00:28:40,458
‪我真的很需要妳,好吧?

488
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,875
‪我想這就是我一直打給妳的原因

489
00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:44,083
‪因為我想聽到妳的聲音

490
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:48,541
‪就算只是在語音信箱上聽到

491
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:50,250
‪只是...

492
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:58,083
‪情況很糟糕,很辛苦,我...

493
00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:01,000
‪回電給我吧,好嗎?

494
00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:04,083
‪或者不回電也可以

495
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,333
‪塔莉,不要給我希望

496
00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:18,916
‪全班只有妳一個人
‪出於興趣而看了這劇本

497
00:29:18,916 --> 00:29:20,166
‪因為妳很奇怪

498
00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:22,125
‪但是妳理應獲選為茱麗葉,好嗎?

499
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:25,291
‪-如果韋弗利看不出,他就是個白痴
‪-羅密歐!

500
00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:28,250
‪我可以跟人比劍,然後
‪最後還可以捅自己肚子一刀

501
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:31,875
‪好,來吧,名單張貼出來了

502
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,166
‪搞什麼鬼?

503
00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:39,583
‪(茱麗葉:塔莉哈特)

504
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,250
‪-塔莉,恭喜妳
‪-不要恭喜我

505
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,291
‪很明顯是出錯了
‪我不應該當茱麗葉的

506
00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:49,500
‪-凱蒂...
‪-我沒事

507
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,958
‪不,我會當僕人一號

508
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,583
‪我們都知道
‪我不會當上主角的,好嗎?

509
00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:57,166
‪我只是...我不是當茱麗葉的材料

510
00:29:57,791 --> 00:29:59,125
‪我也不是!

511
00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:04,375
‪韋弗利老師,搞什麼鬼?

512
00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:07,458
‪午安

513
00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:09,541
‪你知道我不想要那個角色
‪為什麼要選我?

514
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,458
‪我喜歡妳的試鏡表現

515
00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:13,416
‪我根本沒有嘗試

516
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:15,208
‪妳可能沒有嘗試扮演茱麗葉

517
00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:18,541
‪但是妳是在表演
‪就像在課堂上時一樣

518
00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:23,291
‪好吧,但是有些女孩真的想當茱麗葉
‪例如凱蒂麥樂琪

519
00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:25,041
‪凱蒂麥樂琪已經是個高才生

520
00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:26,708
‪妳應該是高才生

521
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:29,083
‪但是妳的平均分是丙級

522
00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:32,791
‪我的職責是想辦法讓妳
‪對英文文學感到興趣

523
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,333
‪而我覺得戲劇就是最好的方法

524
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,166
‪什麼?

525
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:38,083
‪承認吧,妳喜歡成為焦點

526
00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:41,583
‪這令妳覺得自己充滿力量

527
00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:43,583
‪無敵

528
00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:46,625
‪至少考慮一下吧

529
00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:48,375
‪即使不是為了我

530
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,041
‪就當是出於對莎士比亞
‪不朽名作的尊重吧

531
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,541
‪喝啤酒還是不喝啤酒...

532
00:30:56,541 --> 00:31:01,250
‪你想要喝醉的話,我們有很多麥酒
‪還有茶、餅乾和香腸卷

533
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:04,375
‪-西奧在羅馬租了摩托車...
‪-不要說

534
00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:06,333
‪他在企圖發動它時從車上掉下來

535
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,458
‪-把褲子後面撕破了
‪-不是吧!

536
00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:11,958
‪對,從中間裂開,超可怕的

537
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:13,041
‪-也很搞笑
‪-一定是吧

538
00:31:13,041 --> 00:31:16,333
‪只有妳覺得好笑
‪她笑得從鼻子發出哼哼聲

539
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,250
‪對,她會這樣的

540
00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:19,875
‪就是這樣

541
00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:24,208
‪但是妳知道嗎?我想我就是
‪在那一刻真正墜入愛河

542
00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:28,583
‪你知道嗎?有趣的是
‪她的前男友也是英國人

543
00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:31,750
‪-不是,爸爸,他是澳洲人
‪-隨便啦,差不多

544
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:36,000
‪總之,我可以看出
‪你不是高傲自大的人

545
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:38,083
‪你是個不錯的人

546
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,125
‪很感謝你,麥樂琪先生

547
00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:43,541
‪-那真的很...
‪-叫我巴德

548
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,708
‪那就叫你巴德吧
‪巴德,你要再來一罐啤酒嗎?

549
00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:47,833
‪扭我的手來說服我

550
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:50,166
‪哇!他很強壯

551
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:53,500
‪我馬上回來

552
00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:56,583
‪我超喜歡他!

553
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:57,791
‪他很棒,不是嗎?

554
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:04,375
‪討人喜歡、有禮貌、體貼又英俊

555
00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:05,875
‪-對,他長得挺帥的
‪-對

556
00:32:05,875 --> 00:32:07,291
‪就是嘛,天啊,他...

557
00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,041
‪他比強尼好多了

558
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:10,666
‪什麼?

559
00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:14,791
‪-對,簡直是日夜之差
‪-妳不用說是日夜之差的

560
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,333
‪妳知道的,妳升級了

561
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:18,958
‪-升級了很多
‪-很多

562
00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:20,125
‪-媽媽...
‪-對

563
00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:22,166
‪這不是競爭

564
00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:25,291
‪是真的,我和妳媽媽都鬆了一口氣

565
00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:28,083
‪因為妳終於把強尼丟掉
‪找到一個真的男子漢

566
00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:31,416
‪這一趟旅行對妳有奇效

567
00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:38,500
‪-老兄,我不知道你會來
‪-對,我猜是...

568
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,541
‪-尚恩,哇,大家都來了!
‪-等一下

569
00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:43,625
‪-很高興見到你
‪-說到曹操...

570
00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:49,416
‪嗨,強尼,你怎麼會在這裡?

571
00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:52,083
‪對不起,我不知道妳在開派對

572
00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:55,583
‪不是的,我只是請家人來
‪讓他們跟西奧見面

573
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:59,125
‪-好,我不阻妳了
‪-等等,你是想...

574
00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:02,166
‪我只是...

575
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,625
‪斯坦很喜歡我們的報導

576
00:33:07,125 --> 00:33:09,708
‪我跟他說妳幫了很多忙

577
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,208
‪他想要重新僱用妳

578
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:18,750
‪我應該可以打電話跟妳說的,不過...

579
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:20,833
‪如果妳想要這份工作,它就屬於妳了

580
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,291
‪哇

581
00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:25,750
‪強尼,我不知道該說什麼

582
00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:27,541
‪謝謝

583
00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:29,708
‪麥樂琪,不用客氣

584
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:39,458
‪抱歉,各位,請大家注意

585
00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:41,666
‪可以的話,我想說幾句話

586
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:43,875
‪首先,我...

587
00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:44,875
‪我們...

588
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,791
‪黛安娜王妃和我...

589
00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:51,375
‪我要把這些脫掉,我什麼鬼都聽不到

590
00:33:51,375 --> 00:33:56,083
‪我們非常感謝各位來臨這次聚會

591
00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:59,166
‪常言道,去哪裡不是重點

592
00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,250
‪跟誰一起去才是

593
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:03,208
‪而在我身邊的凱蒂

594
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:08,375
‪大概是世界上最棒的旅伴

595
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:11,875
‪有大概一千個地方

596
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,250
‪我迫不及待想跟妳一起去

597
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,375
‪我有一件事想問妳

598
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,291
‪哇,真的!

599
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,041
‪凱蒂林斯嘉麗麥樂琪

600
00:34:38,083 --> 00:34:39,041
‪妳願意嫁給我嗎?

601
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,208
‪我願意!

602
00:34:49,458 --> 00:34:50,750
‪我的天啊!

603
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:53,208
‪真棒!

604
00:34:58,458 --> 00:34:59,916
‪-天啊!
‪-等等

605
00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:02,000
‪那個...

606
00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:04,500
‪這是我奶奶的

607
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,291
‪天啊!

608
00:35:13,958 --> 00:35:16,125
‪-天啊
‪-天啊

609
00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,708
‪-我訂婚了!
‪-天啊

610
00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:21,875
‪我們真替妳高興!

611
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:24,458
‪-西奧,歡迎你加入這個家庭
‪-謝謝你

612
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:26,708
‪過來!

613
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,125
‪好

614
00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:31,166
‪真美,等等,我去拿相機

615
00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:33,291
‪-天啊
‪-來吧

616
00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,208
‪不要害怕

617
00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:41,875
‪是我,霍華

618
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,708
‪幾天前那個警衛

619
00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:48,541
‪你是怎麼...

620
00:35:48,541 --> 00:35:50,666
‪我做了一些偵探工作
‪找出妳住在哪裡

621
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,500
‪我本來要敲門,但是妳的前門打開了

622
00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,083
‪這是什麼派對?

623
00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:01,208
‪聽著,霍華

624
00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:03,083
‪你不可以來這裡的

625
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:05,583
‪但是...

626
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,166
‪我們是朋友

627
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,291
‪是妳說的

628
00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:12,041
‪我幫妳完成報導

629
00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:16,291
‪我為了妳在公司惹上麻煩

630
00:36:16,291 --> 00:36:18,458
‪-很抱歉,但是...
‪-什麼?

631
00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:21,291
‪妳太忙了,沒空跟我說話嗎?

632
00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:22,958
‪因為妳是大明星?

633
00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:24,041
‪你必須離開

634
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:25,916
‪太扯了,這是妳欠我的

635
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:28,541
‪救命!救我!救命!

636
00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:32,791
‪快報警!

637
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:36,083
‪-不要起來!別動!
‪-天啊,塔莉!

638
00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:38,791
‪-沒事了,我抓住他了
‪-趴下!

639
00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:39,958
‪抓住他的腿!

640
00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:43,791
‪-好了
‪-媽媽,我真的沒事

641
00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:47,166
‪親愛的,有事也沒關係

642
00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:49,916
‪我只是想在妳身邊支持妳

643
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:54,041
‪妳是的,我只是不想要妳擔心我

644
00:36:57,666 --> 00:36:58,833
‪妳看起來很累

645
00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:02,833
‪對,有時候接受化療就會這樣

646
00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,291
‪很正常的,沒事

647
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:11,708
‪我最近常常閱讀,看到人們說
‪在抗癌路上心理健康也很重要

648
00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:15,291
‪妳的心態會成就妳的現實

649
00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:18,208
‪我在看一本叫《秘密》的書

650
00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:26,125
‪我知道強尼把妳照顧得很好

651
00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:29,250
‪但是我也看到這對他有負面影響

652
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:32,500
‪媽媽,他沒事,我們都沒事
‪大家都沒事

653
00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:36,875
‪妳有沒有想過聯絡塔莉?

654
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:40,583
‪這是妳最需要朋友的時候

655
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:44,166
‪對

656
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:47,250
‪好,我會考慮的

657
00:37:51,291 --> 00:37:52,125
‪那麼好吧

658
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,875
‪“但是,靜一靜”...

659
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:28,333
‪“但是,靜一靜
‪那邊窗戶亮起的是什麼光”...

660
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:33,083
‪-對不起,不...
‪-我不知道這裡還有其他人

661
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:36,125
‪不是,我不真的是在這裡

662
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,375
‪我甚至不知道
‪我們是不是可以進來這裡

663
00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:42,125
‪誰知道凱蒂麥樂琪
‪原來這麼會破壞規則?

664
00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:46,625
‪-你知道我的名字?
‪-什麼?

665
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:49,250
‪當然知道了,傻瓜,我們一起上學的

666
00:38:50,125 --> 00:38:52,000
‪對,只是我們從來沒有...

667
00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:53,750
‪說話

668
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:56,458
‪對,因為妳總是
‪跟塔莉哈特一起,神神秘秘的

669
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:01,166
‪你要的話,我可以介紹你們認識

670
00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:05,833
‪我知道她看起來又酷又神秘
‪但是其實她很可愛和正常

671
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:09,541
‪謝謝,但是我會認識她的
‪她會扮演茱麗葉

672
00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:10,458
‪-對
‪-對

673
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,333
‪-你們會很配的
‪-我很懷疑,真的

674
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,708
‪因為這裡有一半我都不明白

675
00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:19,083
‪看看這個

676
00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,875
‪“升起吧,美麗的太陽

677
00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:23,333
‪然後殺掉嫉妒的月亮”

678
00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:25,875
‪那到底是什麼意思?

679
00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:28,708
‪我不知道,我覺得這像是胡言亂語

680
00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:31,000
‪人們大概是為了顯得聰明
‪而假裝看得懂

681
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,833
‪那個...

682
00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:38,666
‪他是說她美得連月亮都嫉妒她

683
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,208
‪這其實特別有意義

684
00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:44,458
‪因為在神話中
‪月亮是處女的守護神之類的

685
00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,708
‪還有那個...

686
00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,625
‪我是去年讀的

687
00:39:47,625 --> 00:39:50,125
‪只是因為有趣,還看了學習導覽

688
00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:52,791
‪不是為了作弊,只是因為...

689
00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:03,791
‪凱蒂?

690
00:40:06,083 --> 00:40:07,083
‪有人嗎?

691
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:20,250
‪嘿,原來妳在那裡,我一直找不到妳

692
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,625
‪妳在這裡做什麼?

693
00:40:21,625 --> 00:40:24,916
‪沒什麼,我只是在練習我的台詞

694
00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:26,333
‪妳不是

695
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:29,750
‪不是,我是因為那笨戲劇而在這裡哭

696
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,375
‪但是我不想令妳感到自責

697
00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:33,250
‪真的嗎?妳看起來不太難過

698
00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,625
‪妳反而看起來很開心,怎麼了?

699
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:36,583
‪好吧...

700
00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:43,416
‪剛才發生了很棒的事,又意外又奇怪

701
00:40:43,416 --> 00:40:46,833
‪-我甚至不確定是不是真的
‪-妳在說什麼?

702
00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:51,458
‪“這顆愛的花蕾,藉著夏日成熟的風

703
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:54,458
‪或會在我們下次相遇時
‪開出美麗的花!”

704
00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,666
‪那一程飛機累壞我了

705
00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:06,291
‪還要多久才到飯店?

706
00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:08,166
‪只剩幾公里

707
00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:10,041
‪這種生活的首要規則

708
00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:12,750
‪就是一定要給自己
‪幾天的時間休息,適應時差

709
00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,833
‪然後才再搭下一班飛機

710
00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:18,583
‪我想趁在這裡的時候探索一下

711
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,416
‪智利很美

712
00:41:21,416 --> 00:41:23,291
‪我是說,當天亮的時候

713
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:26,833
‪這樣有點棒

714
00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:30,375
‪從一個國家跳到另一個國家

715
00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:36,916
‪不知道下一場冒險會帶你到哪裡

716
00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:39,666
‪妳開始變成我們的一員了

717
00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:45,875
‪天啊,再次收到電話真棒

718
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:47,958
‪喂?

719
00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:49,250
‪我要看看手機

720
00:41:49,916 --> 00:41:52,291
‪我已經忘了文明的感覺

721
00:41:52,791 --> 00:41:56,458
‪(18個未接來電,凱蒂)

722
00:42:04,458 --> 00:42:05,291
‪塔莉?

723
00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:08,083
‪所有人都離開了,除了西奧之外

724
00:42:09,208 --> 00:42:11,791
‪他想今晚留下來守衛著

725
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:14,875
‪他絕對是當好丈夫的料

726
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:27,083
‪當人們開始認得我

727
00:42:28,625 --> 00:42:30,291
‪和想見到我的時候,我很自豪

728
00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:34,750
‪但是我猜當大家都知道妳是誰
‪那些變態和怪人也會知道

729
00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:36,916
‪親愛的...

730
00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:38,708
‪我只想躲起來

731
00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:41,041
‪還有拆掉那個笨廣告牌

732
00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:42,041
‪不要,塔莉

733
00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:44,750
‪妳那麼努力才有現在的成就

734
00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:47,166
‪沒錯,也許我們需要小心一點

735
00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:51,541
‪我們一定要把門鎖上
‪或者我們要登記不公開的電話號碼

736
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:53,500
‪但是總之我們會確保妳安全

737
00:42:54,041 --> 00:42:57,083
‪我再也不會讓另一個變態靠近妳

738
00:42:58,708 --> 00:42:59,875
‪不只是這件事

739
00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:03,833
‪妳要結婚了

740
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:09,583
‪-嫁給外面那個英勇的英國人
‪-天啊,這感覺很不真實

741
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:10,916
‪就是嘛

742
00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:12,750
‪那隻戒指太厲害了

743
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:13,666
‪對

744
00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:19,166
‪-沒有妳,我要怎麼活下去?
‪-別瘋了

745
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,750
‪我永遠都會在妳身邊

746
00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:26,333
‪妳永遠都他媽的甩不掉我

747
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:38,250
‪妳在這裡幹什麼?

748
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,125
‪她打電話給我

749
00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:43,500
‪發生了什麼事?

750
00:43:46,708 --> 00:43:47,625
‪她在樓上

751
00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:42,583
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