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‪嗨

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‪嗨

3
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‪-你怎么这么久才来?
‪-我人在南极洲啊

4
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‪听起来像是借口

5
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‪好吧 你知道我喜欢闪亮登场

6
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‪如果你在想
‪我为什么会变成这副鬼样子

7
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‪我患了炎性乳腺癌

8
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‪听说是最具侵略性的癌症

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‪所以...我撞大运了

10
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‪凯特

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‪真不知道你是怎么应付的

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‪一直作为众人关注的焦点

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‪太累了

14
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‪所有人都想照顾我
‪在我面前小心翼翼的

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‪担心我

16
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‪可我又不能告诉他们...

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‪我很害怕

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‪因为那样的话
‪我就不够勇敢、不够励志了

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‪他们都太爱你了

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‪是啊

21
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‪难就难在这里

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‪我不想越界...

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‪但你有没有想过...

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‪表现得混账点?

25
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‪那是我的策略

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‪我喜欢表现得很混蛋
‪这样的话 如果有天我可能会死

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‪就不会有人难过

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‪他们的反应会像这样
‪“好吧 什么时候?”

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‪见鬼 毛衣针戳到我了

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‪很漂亮

31
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‪这颜色很适合你

32
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‪看来我一直都是在为你织呢

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‪萤火虫小巷

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‪好了...

35
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‪嘿 库珀 你周末过得怎么样?

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‪喔 你喜欢我的上衣吗?

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‪是我临时随便穿的

38
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‪也不算“很迷人”吧

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‪嘿 库珀

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‪嘿

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‪噢 你好呀 早上好

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‪对不起

43
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‪不 别道歉 我喜欢

44
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‪我知道有好一阵子了

45
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‪真对不起 我们这么久没有做爱

46
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‪这不怪你 都是化疗的缘故

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‪我懂的

48
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‪但现在化疗已经结束了

49
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‪我知道 医生说可能需要点时间

50
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‪但其实我感觉好多了

51
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‪喔 真的吗?

52
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‪好吧 那...

53
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‪是不是意味着 也许我们该试试...

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‪如果你想的话

55
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‪好啊 当然 我想
‪不过 要你也愿意才行

56
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‪-我不希望你感觉自己必须...
‪-别废话了 快吻我

57
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‪-等等 停下
‪-哎呀 对不起

58
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‪-你还好吗?我弄疼你了吗?
‪-没有 我只是不想你...

59
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‪我只是不想你看我

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‪-那些皮疹真的很丑 而且我...
‪-它不丑

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‪就是很丑 我等不及要把它去掉了

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‪我真想...马上就动手术

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‪好吧...

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‪我觉得你很漂亮

65
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‪这都是安慰人的话 为了让一个

66
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‪长着一大片癌性红疹的光头女人
‪感觉好受点

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‪对不起 我的意思是

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‪我们可以继续的 只要绕过胸部就好

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‪好啊 当然 如果你想的话

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‪你想吗?

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‪完全取决于你

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‪算了 我们还是...

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‪对 我们该去看医生了

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‪对

75
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‪好吧 那我去洗个澡
‪或者 你想先洗吗?

76
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‪不了 我想再坐会儿

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‪好

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‪我爱你 穆拉基

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‪你很美

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‪你知道吗?

81
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‪什么?

82
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‪最棒的性爱还在后面等着我们

83
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‪是啊 绝对的

84
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‪好啦!没事的 宝贝!没事!

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{\an8}‪“继续保持橄榄球式进行尝试
‪直到婴儿衔乳...”

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{\an8}‪-我在试啊 没用
‪-“...就会开始吮吸”

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{\an8}‪她没有在吮吸

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{\an8}‪“确保您和婴儿都舒适放松...”

89
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{\an8}‪-她看起来放松吗?
‪-“...然后再尝试其他角度”

90
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{\an8}‪这是第四个角度了

91
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{\an8}‪好吧 我不知道
‪你还想要我做什么 凯特

92
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{\an8}‪帮我让她吸奶

93
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{\an8}‪我在帮啊 但有时候你必须面对现实

94
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{\an8}‪别跟我提那个

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{\an8}‪-拜托 她很饿
‪-所以我在喂奶呀

96
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{\an8}‪-我们已经喂过她配方奶了
‪-所以她才会乳头混淆

97
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{\an8}‪-我觉得那样你们都会更开心...
‪-我不会放弃的!

98
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{\an8}‪我要母乳喂养我的孩子!
‪这是一个美妙自然的过程!

99
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{\an8}‪-但我们没必要跟自己过不去吧
‪-我们?

100
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{\an8}‪-你抱着她好吗?我得去吸奶
‪-你没必要这样的

101
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{\an8}‪有必要 只有这样我才能增加奶量

102
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{\an8}‪没事的

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{\an8}‪好痛!

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{\an8}‪总有一天
‪你的胸部会更丰满 但在那之前...

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{\an8}‪我的天啊

106
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{\an8}‪就是稍作改进嘛

107
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{\an8}‪人们会涂口红来让嘴唇更红润

108
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{\an8}‪用睫毛膏来让眼睫毛看起来更长

109
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{\an8}‪-库珀说你的胸怎么了吗?
‪-没有 只是我自己想尝试

110
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{\an8}‪你就不能给我点支持吗?

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{\an8}‪我比那些纸巾给你的支持更多吧

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{\an8}‪听着 好吧

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{\an8}‪来 好吧 我来帮你整理一下
‪都挤成一块了

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{\an8}‪-我拿点儿出来
‪-好吧 但别拿太多哦

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{\an8}‪得让效果看起来自然呀

116
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{\an8}‪而且你真的不用为他这样

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{\an8}‪我知道

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{\an8}‪这是为了我

119
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{\an8}‪那个吻太神奇了

120
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{\an8}‪它让我感觉自己是女人了
‪我想让外表看起来也更有女人味

121
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{\an8}‪你拥有了美好的接吻经历
‪我替你高兴

122
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{\an8}‪哦 可不光是美好而已

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{\an8}‪我感觉灵魂都出窍了

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{\an8}‪现在还飘飘然呢

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{\an8}‪最疯狂的是在这之前
‪我根本就没打过库珀的主意

126
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{\an8}‪他是那种遥不可及的人
‪我压根就不抱幻想

127
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{\an8}‪他就是个模糊的帅气形象

128
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{\an8}‪在走廊飘过 所有人都挥手致意

129
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{\an8}‪我真不敢相信
‪芭芭拉李艾丽丝高中最帅的男生

130
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{\an8}‪居然会喜欢我

131
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{\an8}‪你能喜欢他 是他的幸运

132
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{\an8}‪不 我是说真的 看看你

133
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{\an8}‪好吧 你不知道自己多有魅力

134
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{\an8}‪谢谢你 塔莉
‪我现在感觉自己有魅力多了

135
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{\an8}‪来吧

136
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{\an8}‪我们走

137
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‪我感觉自己
‪像一头慢慢被榨干而死的奶牛

138
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‪我的乳房被那蠢机器搞得好痛

139
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,375
‪吸出了多少奶?

140
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‪-差不多60毫升吧
‪-就这?

141
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‪我是说 就是这样!60毫升呢 太棒了

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‪每一滴都很珍贵 强尼
‪这是液体黄金 母乳是最好的食物

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‪我听说过了

144
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‪总之 我把它放冰箱里了

145
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‪到早上我们就有
‪一整瓶母乳可以喂她啦

146
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‪见鬼 催乳师给我的药草呢?

147
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‪我不知道

148
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‪我应该每两个小时吃一次的 该死

149
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‪-其实我在想啊 也许...
‪-到塔莉了

150
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,625
‪欢迎来电向我们提供信息

151
00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:16,083
‪今日温度适中 可以...

152
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‪房东来电话了 说我们再不把
‪屋顶上的卫星接收器挪走

153
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,166
‪他就自己动手了 然后收我们人工费

154
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:25,458
‪你有告诉他我们需要那东西吗?
‪这样我才能看见塔莉

155
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‪科奇市长称警察部门

156
00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:30,583
‪正在全市范围内
‪布署额外的安保措施...

157
00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:32,083
‪你觉得她有点不一样了吗?

158
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,416
‪也许是发型变了

159
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,583
‪是她的胸 似乎变小了

160
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‪什么?疯了吧你
‪要说有变化 也是变大了

161
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‪不 她的胸看起来大了

162
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‪只是因为那件衬衣
‪还有这个低位拍摄的奇怪角度

163
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‪但我发誓 其实是变小了

164
00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,416
‪胸怎么会看起来大了
‪其实是变小了?

165
00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:51,916
‪-相信我 我了解她的胸
‪-说说看

166
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,875
‪别想歪了 你看不出来吗?

167
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:57,000
‪它们缩水了 至少缩了两个罩杯

168
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‪你现在真的是太执迷于胸部的事了

169
00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:03,833
‪真的 你满脑子就只有这个

170
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:07,500
‪...终于聚首倾谈了
‪现在镜头回到新闻台

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‪你好 请在哔声后留言

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‪塔莉!天哪!
‪你报道得太好啦!我好激动!

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‪“我是本地新闻的塔莉哈特
‪在纽约为您现场报道!”

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‪塔莉 我真为你骄傲

175
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‪天啊 真不敢相信

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00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:31,958
‪你勇敢地迈出了那一步 搬去纽约
‪虽然我想你都快想疯了

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‪总之 说到发疯 是我疯了
‪还是你的胸部真的缩水了?

178
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‪大概是我疯了

179
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‪强尼说我现在执迷于女人的胸部
‪因为我的胸不管用

180
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‪天啊 我那个
‪“妈咪和我”活动组里有个人

181
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‪听到我说不得不用配方奶
‪辅助喂养时 还倒吸了一口凉气

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‪真是场噩梦

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‪总之 我不会放弃的
‪我一定要实现母乳亲喂 可恶!

184
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,291
‪总之 玛拉也很想你

185
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‪见鬼 我得走了 催乳师来了

186
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‪好的 给我回电话哦

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨

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‪-你有...
‪-我们要...

189
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‪-抱歉
‪-抱歉 你说吧

190
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,916
‪-抱歉
‪-说呀 是你打给我的 对吧?

191
00:13:30,541 --> 00:13:31,833
‪我就是想联系一下

192
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,666
‪你明天要和我一起去医院

193
00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:36,291
‪我想跟你确认一下
‪明早要7点出发去报到

194
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‪好 我会准时到的

195
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‪一切还好吗?

196
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,916
‪嗯 强尼和我正准备去术前见面会

197
00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:50,791
‪你紧张吗?

198
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:55,291
‪不 老实说 我等不及想快点完事了

199
00:13:55,291 --> 00:14:00,083
‪-反正我从来就不喜欢这对胸部
‪-什么?你的胸很美啊

200
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,500
‪我是说...

201
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:06,500
‪新胸部一定也很美

202
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:08,208
‪我敢肯定

203
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,833
‪对不起 我不擅长安慰人

204
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,291
‪没关系

205
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,875
‪我们都不怎么会

206
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:19,666
‪这个新塔莉是怎么回事?一直在道歉

207
00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:21,291
‪我确实是全新的塔莉 凯特

208
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:24,291
‪我跟以前不一样了

209
00:14:24,791 --> 00:14:27,583
‪是啊 看来我们都跟从前不一样了

210
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,541
‪对不起

211
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,125
‪不 该我说对不起

212
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,500
‪我想 也许在一段时间内
‪我们都会感觉怪怪的

213
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,833
‪是啊

214
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:43,708
‪-我很高兴你回到了我的生活 塔莉
‪-我也是

215
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,833
‪我无法想象没有你 我要怎么熬过去

216
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,541
‪虽然我已经坚持了那么久

217
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,041
‪我知道

218
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,083
‪对不起

219
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,750
‪别再道歉了 好吗?

220
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,708
‪好吧 抱歉

221
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,041
‪好吧 我该走了

222
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,500
‪-祝你今天好运
‪-谢谢 明天见?

223
00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:03,125
‪当然

224
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,291
‪-嘿
‪-嘿 妈妈

225
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:19,291
‪怎么啦?

226
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:20,291
‪没什么

227
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:24,333
‪就是你吃饼干喝牛奶的样子
‪跟你小时候一模一样

228
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,458
‪因为很好吃呀

229
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,958
‪没关系 会好的

230
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:35,333
‪没事 会好起来的 宝贝

231
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,583
‪你先把孩子抱开吧 爸爸

232
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,250
‪好的

233
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,958
‪来吧

234
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:43,875
‪我看看

235
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,208
‪你还是出奶不畅

236
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:52,291
‪你有用替代奶头帮助她衔乳吗?

237
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:55,000
‪当然 你说的我全都照做了

238
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,958
‪我吃了药草、喝了茶

239
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,916
‪每隔两小时吸一次奶

240
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,333
‪真想不通为什么奶量还是上不来

241
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:05,083
‪我们该什么时候
‪开始考虑放弃母乳喂养?

242
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,750
‪放弃?

243
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:13,416
‪对 我觉得干脆就全配方奶喂养吧
‪也许凯特和玛拉都会更开心

244
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,666
‪你这样毫无帮助 爸爸

245
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:21,333
‪孩子的妈妈要想成功 需要你的支持

246
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,875
‪别担心 艾米
‪我绝不会放弃的 我一定要做到

247
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,583
‪好样的 妈妈

248
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:29,500
‪记住 哺乳是你身体的本能

249
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,208
‪但压力会影响产奶

250
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,958
‪你需要和宝宝沟通感情

251
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:37,166
‪让你的胸部顺应自然地开始工作

252
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:40,500
‪-好
‪-如果你压力太大 它们是没法工作的

253
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,583
‪-我们周三见
‪-好的 谢谢

254
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,625
‪周三 我都等不及了 到时候见

255
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:53,625
‪告诉我怎样才能帮你舒缓压力
‪别跟我说花200块每小时

256
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,958
‪请人来告诉你不要紧张
‪这就是在制造焦虑

257
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,791
‪-只要管用 这笔钱就花得值
‪-可并不管用啊

258
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:01,833
‪会有用的 只要我更努力尝试
‪一定能做到 我知道

259
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,708
‪你听见她说的了
‪喂奶是再自然不过的事了

260
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,166
‪要真这么自然
‪我们还请她来做什么?

261
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:11,125
‪因为我有问题 我需要人帮我纠正

262
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,041
‪你根本没问题

263
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:17,166
‪好吗?她才是问题
‪她让你觉得自己不中用 但其实不是

264
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,125
‪还有 她叫我“爸爸”那腔调
‪很瘆人 很恶心

265
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,500
‪她只是在用我们希望玛拉用的称呼

266
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:26,458
‪-她从一开始就告诉过我们了
‪-我知道 我只是担心你

267
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:27,416
‪我没事的

268
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:31,125
‪只要我的胸部开始正常工作
‪我就能悠闲地躺在阳光房

269
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:34,125
‪抱着我这个
‪穿着可爱小尿布的漂亮宝贝

270
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,833
‪让她窝在我怀里 安稳地吸奶

271
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,666
‪而我可以一边看书
‪一边沐浴明媚的阳光

272
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,041
‪我们没有阳光房

273
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:44,666
‪那就搞一个 因为那是我
‪梦想的喂奶画面 而这里是人间地狱

274
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,333
‪-帮我调整一下?痛!
‪-好了

275
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,666
‪-没事 我来吧
‪-好

276
00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:50,791
‪-你要去哪儿?
‪-出去走走

277
00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:55,541
‪带玛拉去舒缓压力
‪跟我的宝宝沟通感情 放松一下

278
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,041
‪好吧

279
00:17:57,541 --> 00:17:58,500
‪你慢慢走

280
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:12,416
‪天啊!丹尼!你怎么会在我公寓里?

281
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:15,083
‪你怎么会在你公寓里?
‪你不是在南极洲嘛

282
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:18,041
‪那你也不能在我沙发上吃奇多
‪搞得上面全是碎屑啊

283
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:21,416
‪希莱斯特请朋友来家里吃早午餐
‪我需要一点独处时间

284
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:23,000
‪-就是这样
‪-那就来我家客厅?

285
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,166
‪你给了我钥匙嘛

286
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,708
‪-是你让我帮忙照看的
‪-是让你给植物浇水

287
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:30,083
‪-我浇了啊 瞧它们多绿多健康啊
‪-好吧

288
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,458
‪你现在可以睁开眼睛了 混蛋

289
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:35,416
‪好吧

290
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:40,500
‪这很尴尬 但我们不妨把话说开

291
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,041
‪我看过你的胸部

292
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,791
‪-我们不必...
‪-你全身上下我哪儿没见过?

293
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,166
‪当然 那是20年前的事了 所以...不过...

294
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:49,791
‪你在暗示什么?

295
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:51,708
‪什么?没什么

296
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,416
‪我的胸部没有变化 跟以前一样好看

297
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,458
‪我同意 出乎意料地紧致又坚挺

298
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:01,666
‪出乎意料?

299
00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:04,000
‪怎么啦?那是好事吧?

300
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,041
‪因为...

301
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:09,666
‪请你出去
‪派对结束了 回你的顶楼公寓去

302
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:14,416
‪坐垫中间可能有奇多的碎屑...

303
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,375
‪-快走吧 拜托
‪-好

304
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,625
‪你回来了真好

305
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:20,750
‪我们该叙叙旧

306
00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:24,250
‪好

307
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,125
‪我们对化疗结果很满意

308
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,666
‪在单侧乳房全切术和放疗过后

309
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:35,250
‪再过6到12个月你应该就能复原了

310
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,000
‪你有什么想问的吗?

311
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,166
‪没有 我等不及要快点动手术了

312
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,500
‪我对它们没什么留恋

313
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:48,333
‪真的 我已经准备好向前看了
‪好日子还在后头呢 对吧?

314
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,291
‪你在化疗后的感觉如何?

315
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,916
‪嗯 化疗的副作用
‪确实带来了很多困扰

316
00:19:56,916 --> 00:20:01,208
‪导致我提早进入更年期
‪身上时常潮热、情绪起伏大

317
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:04,958
‪不过 我现在胃口恢复了
‪毛发也不疼了

318
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:07,541
‪对了 我身上
‪也不再那么容易出现淤青

319
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:11,208
‪反复困扰我的
‪便秘和拉稀问题也没有了

320
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,958
‪所以 都是好消息

321
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:18,125
‪亲密关系方面呢?
‪你们的性生活还是不和谐吗?

322
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,583
‪对 有点儿

323
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,625
‪这些都很常见

324
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:32,291
‪以往的常态被打破
‪但你们会逐渐适应新生活

325
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:34,583
‪-很好
‪-亲密关系会恢复如初的

326
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,208
‪但目前 请专心迎接即将到来的手术

327
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,541
‪失去一个乳房
‪会对情绪产生极大的冲击

328
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:43,041
‪你可能会经历一个
‪悲伤的过程 这很正常

329
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,750
‪但之后还有美好生活在等着你

330
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,416
‪要有信心 你会熬过去的

331
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,541
‪老实说 我已经等不及要手术了

332
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,166
‪反正它们对我来说也没那么特别

333
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:53,708
‪所以...

334
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,083
‪-好极了
‪-是啊

335
00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,916
‪-这戏服好像不合身啊
‪-我懂你

336
00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:04,916
‪-感觉穿胸罩塞不进这玩意
‪-我懂你

337
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,708
‪嘿 你好吗?

338
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:11,541
‪-看啊!
‪-天哪!

339
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,625
‪别担心 我完全能看出来他喜欢你

340
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,666
‪-真的吗?
‪-是呀 当然

341
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,833
‪-好吧
‪-听好了 演员们

342
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:23,875
‪上帝给了你一张脸
‪现在去换上另一张吧

343
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,375
‪我改动了一下

344
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:30,416
‪《哈姆雷特》的台词

345
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,791
‪去换上戏服开始彩排吧 出发

346
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:42,416
‪晚安!

347
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:49,333
‪愿夜晚休憩的甜蜜
‪同时降临在你我二人的心头

348
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,791
‪噢 你就这样
‪留下我一人独自伤心吗?

349
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:57,375
‪你今晚还有什么不满足的呢?

350
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,375
‪我已发誓永远爱你 但仍未收到回应

351
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,666
‪停 天啊 拜托你们停下

352
00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:08,166
‪好吧 台词都没错

353
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:10,875
‪但我们再试一次吧

354
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,541
‪用活人对话的方式

355
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,541
‪表演并不只是机械地背台词而已

356
00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:18,833
‪而是要鲜活地演绎

357
00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:20,833
‪人物的灵魂和情感

358
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:25,541
‪别光念出莎翁的文字
‪用心感受它们 将自己融入角色

359
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,250
‪你爱她 库珀

360
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:30,875
‪但我不爱啊 韦弗利老师

361
00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,166
‪但在台上时 你是爱她的

362
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,708
‪你要化身为罗密欧

363
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,416
‪而塔莉是朱丽叶

364
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:41,291
‪一个你疯狂迷恋、爱慕着的姑娘

365
00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:45,541
‪你愿冲破一切阻碍

366
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:47,250
‪甚至家族的藩篱

367
00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:51,291
‪只为聆听她美妙的声音

368
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,458
‪她开口了

369
00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,250
‪“哦 再多说几句吧 明媚的天使

370
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,833
‪你如同来自天堂的使者
‪在我头顶飞过

371
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,208
‪给这夜色增添了无限光明

372
00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:14,875
‪你驾着浮云在空中昂然驶过

373
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:20,416
‪飞在世人好奇的视线里
‪我们都惊叹地

374
00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:22,791
‪倒退着脚步仰望你”

375
00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:27,958
‪哦 罗密欧!
‪为什么你偏偏是罗密欧呢?

376
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:30,791
‪抛开你的父亲 丢弃你的姓名吧

377
00:23:30,791 --> 00:23:33,791
‪若你不愿意 只要发誓你爱我

378
00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:35,791
‪我便不再是凯普莱特家的人了

379
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,333
‪对了!

380
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,666
‪-看到了吗 库珀?
‪-嗯

381
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,291
‪就是这样 就是这个感觉

382
00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:45,541
‪演得很好 塔莉

383
00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:50,708
‪好了 所有人休息五分钟

384
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,250
‪-感觉怎么样?
‪-真棒!

385
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,166
‪有感觉了吧?

386
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:58,416
‪你真的演得很好 塔莉

387
00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:00,291
‪谢谢 我当时找到感觉了

388
00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,583
‪-是啊 你是天生的演员
‪-谢谢

389
00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:04,833
‪他很好

390
00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:13,250
‪我去收一下道具

391
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:18,416
‪-需要帮忙吗?
‪-不用

392
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:21,833
‪我只要拿这个酒杯就好

393
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:23,875
‪是哦

394
00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:25,000
‪-好
‪-好

395
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:28,500
‪你能做到的 冷静、放松

396
00:24:29,416 --> 00:24:30,416
‪只要把它捡...

397
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,041
‪-别 我来帮你捡 女士
‪-谢谢

398
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,333
‪是你

399
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,416
‪西奥 嗨 你好吗?

400
00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:40,875
‪最近怎么样?

401
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,583
‪单身

402
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,541
‪噢 你还是...

403
00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:49,041
‪对 还是单身

404
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:52,625
‪太好了 真好 有一整个世界任你驰骋

405
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,250
‪你是自由之身 没有任何束缚

406
00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,291
‪那你 那个...

407
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:00,666
‪一切还好吗?

408
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,875
‪喔 你是不是想问...
‪我剩下的那颗睾丸还好吗?

409
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:08,416
‪它挺好的 谢谢关心

410
00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:10,125
‪太好了 哦不 我不是说那样好

411
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:14,291
‪但很高兴听到你的...睾丸没事

412
00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:15,458
‪剩下的那个

413
00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:19,041
‪还在的...那个

414
00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:22,750
‪据说男人其实不需要两颗睾丸
‪多出来那颗是备用的

415
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,500
‪只是为了让身体保持对称

416
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,708
‪下回跟约会对象说明情况时
‪我会记得提这条的

417
00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:33,041
‪西奥 看见你过得好 我很开心

418
00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:35,000
‪我之前还有点担心

419
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,500
‪你会在世界的某个角落里
‪一直耿耿于怀

420
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,625
‪怀恨在心

421
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:43,458
‪但事到如今
‪那些往事都烟消云散了 对吗?

422
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:46,333
‪-事情过了那么久 谁还会记得啊?
‪-我记得

423
00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:51,791
‪我看见你有孩子了

424
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:54,250
‪对 这是我的宝宝 玛拉

425
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:56,416
‪玛拉 这是我的老朋友西奥

426
00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:58,291
‪你好 玛拉

427
00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:02,125
‪听说你跟强尼结婚了

428
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,458
‪看来你们俩过得不错

429
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:08,916
‪我为你高兴 凯特

430
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,416
‪好吧...

431
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,416
‪-你看起来还是有点累
‪-是吗?

432
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:31,583
‪-对
‪-凯特宝贝!

433
00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:32,500
‪凯特!

434
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:36,083
‪瞧瞧是谁来给咱们一个惊喜了呀

435
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,041
‪太棒了

436
00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:40,791
‪我们最喜欢惊喜了

437
00:26:40,791 --> 00:26:42,083
‪喔 那真是...

438
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:44,291
‪-过来
‪-她好不容易才睡着

439
00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:46,375
‪我要去把她放到床上

440
00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:51,291
‪我了解初为人母的感觉

441
00:26:52,416 --> 00:26:55,291
‪我知道你有多忙碌、疲惫

442
00:26:56,125 --> 00:27:01,000
‪当年要不是我妈妈
‪每周不打招呼就跑来探望两次

443
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,791
‪我也不会有时间见她

444
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,750
‪人间真实啊
‪等你有俩孩子就知道了 凯特

445
00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:11,625
‪卢卡和米娅的睡眠时间完全不同
‪真的是一团乱

446
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:14,416
‪还有 茱莉亚从早到晚都在喂奶

447
00:27:14,416 --> 00:27:17,250
‪她说感觉自己
‪就像一个人形乳品生产厂

448
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:19,958
‪是啊 我深有同感

449
00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:23,125
‪怎么还买了吸奶器?你又不用去上班

450
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,666
‪它有助于提高奶量

451
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:30,166
‪你奶量不够吗?需要找催乳师吗?

452
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:31,458
‪不用 我们...

453
00:27:31,458 --> 00:27:33,375
‪茱莉亚没有这个烦恼

454
00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:36,416
‪反倒是奶量太充足了
‪但我们知道几个不错的催乳师

455
00:27:36,416 --> 00:27:39,291
‪-不用 我们已经搞定了
‪-居然还有那种职业 太扯了

456
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:42,333
‪催乳师?用配方奶不就好啦

457
00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:46,208
‪配方奶多好呀
‪能给孩子提供所需的全部营养

458
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,375
‪喂配方奶就像给孩子吃白面包和热狗

459
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:52,208
‪-我给你喂的就是白面包和热狗
‪-那是30年前嘛

460
00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:56,291
‪这都快90年代了
‪我们现在知道了 母乳才是最好的

461
00:27:56,291 --> 00:27:59,500
‪胡扯 我用配方奶就觉得很好

462
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,875
‪完全同意!配方奶是很好的选择

463
00:28:02,541 --> 00:28:04,166
‪而且它能拯救你的婚姻

464
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:07,291
‪毕竟 吸吮乳房其实是丈夫的专利

465
00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:09,000
‪恶心!妈妈!

466
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,833
‪-好吧...
‪-乳房是给孩子吸的

467
00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:14,625
‪作为丈夫 我完全没意见
‪这对我来说不成问题

468
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,958
‪对了 要不我们
‪分点茱莉亚的母乳给你吧?

469
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,666
‪我们家冰箱里冻了好几升呢

470
00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:25,375
‪好了 谁想吃点心?我们有饼干

471
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:30,333
‪我们还有...牛奶 商店买的那种

472
00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:35,583
‪也许你没有正确地补充营养
‪比如吃太多饼干了?

473
00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:38,791
‪从早到晚光吃饼干
‪我们俩都是 我们超爱饼干

474
00:28:38,791 --> 00:28:40,125
‪饼干

475
00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:43,291
‪有次还试过给玛拉吃 但她没兴趣

476
00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:46,125
‪那样很危险 像玛拉这么小的婴儿
‪不能吃固体食物

477
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,625
‪妈妈 他是在开玩笑

478
00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:51,791
‪好吧 我不觉得那好笑

479
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,333
‪-抱歉
‪-难怪你们俩看起来这么疲惫了

480
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:58,708
‪凯特连眼袋都熬出来了

481
00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:02,000
‪就直接喂玛拉配方奶呗
‪你们也许能睡个好觉

482
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:06,666
‪其实 我该去吸奶了

483
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:10,333
‪所以我现在就要去了

484
00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:24,041
‪喔 原来他知道怎么敲门啊

485
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:29,750
‪对 听着 我想为之前的事道歉

486
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:30,916
‪没关系

487
00:29:30,916 --> 00:29:35,333
‪毕竟我确实给了你钥匙
‪但谢谢你过来道歉

488
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:37,541
‪-有心了
‪-当然

489
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:45,833
‪还有 我好像把手机
‪落在你家沙发垫下面了

490
00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:46,833
‪好吧

491
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:54,000
‪话说 你回来了怎么没告诉我?

492
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,791
‪在生我的气吗?

493
00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:57,375
‪不 当然没有

494
00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:02,541
‪我就是太忙了 凯特出了点事

495
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,416
‪喔

496
00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:08,541
‪所以你跟凯特和好了

497
00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:15,000
‪难怪你不再需要
‪体育播报员丹这个老伙计了呢

498
00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:18,416
‪什么?不是那样的

499
00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:20,208
‪听起来像是那样

500
00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:23,458
‪等一下

501
00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:25,875
‪你生气了吗?

502
00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:30,708
‪没有 走十步路去敲我家的门
‪肯定很困难吧

503
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,875
‪哇 你真的生气了

504
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,333
‪我没生气 塔莉

505
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,000
‪虽然凯特不理你时 我们常一起聚

506
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,416
‪而如今你们和好了
‪你回来都不告诉我 但我不生气

507
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:44,000
‪-你确定吗?因为你听起来很生气
‪-我没有

508
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:51,000
‪好吧 也许我觉得有点受伤 但生气?

509
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,458
‪你真可爱 丹尼

510
00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:56,833
‪但也真可气
‪因为我们不是12岁小孩了

511
00:30:56,833 --> 00:31:00,625
‪对不起 好吧?你说得对
‪我知道我听起来很离谱

512
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,916
‪对不起 我没告诉你我回来了

513
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:10,375
‪也许我只是...在回避其他人

514
00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:13,000
‪出了...

515
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:18,500
‪出了点事...是凯特

516
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:21,708
‪挺严重的

517
00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:24,750
‪怎么了 塔莉?

518
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:30,625
‪-嘿 塔莉 你有看到我男朋友吗?
‪-嘿 找到了

519
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:33,708
‪对不起 他拿你家当自己的男人窝了

520
00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:36,916
‪天啊 不小心看到你的胸
‪他觉得超尴尬

521
00:31:36,916 --> 00:31:39,041
‪我说:“多搞笑的意外呀
‪别像小男生似的”

522
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:40,791
‪是啊 很好笑

523
00:31:40,791 --> 00:31:43,291
‪想来我们家坐坐吗?一起喝一杯?

524
00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:44,750
‪我想听听南极洲的事

525
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:48,333
‪其实 我要去见我朋友凯特
‪快迟到了 下次再约?

526
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,625
‪好啊 当然

527
00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:51,666
‪随时联系我们

528
00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,958
‪-真的吗?才怪
‪-真的 我告诉你 我没骗你

529
00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,333
‪大惊喜!

530
00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:11,333
‪天啊!你吓死我了

531
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,333
‪这是搞什么?

532
00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:15,375
‪是我们俩的“胸部之旅”派对

533
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:19,083
‪强尼会带玛拉去看电影
‪好让我们享受闺蜜时间

534
00:32:19,916 --> 00:32:21,916
‪-真的吗?
‪-我觉得你会喜欢

535
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,708
‪玩得开心点 别把她带坏了 拜托

536
00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:29,458
‪现在 该上主菜了

537
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:30,583
‪嗒哒!

538
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:35,750
‪或者该说 大奶盛宴!

539
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:40,708
‪你真是个疯子!
‪我不能喝酒 明天要动手术

540
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,208
‪宝贝 我早想到了

541
00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:44,208
‪是气泡苹果汁

542
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:46,500
‪喔 这样的话 我们来干杯吧

543
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,125
‪好嘞

544
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,375
‪谢啦 胸部!

545
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:56,875
‪你想和我们一起坐吗?

546
00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:07,500
‪我一整天都想这么做

547
00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:20,791
‪-过来
‪-好

548
00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:45,416
‪我把纸塞在这里是...
‪以防有急用 万一我想打喷嚏

549
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:51,458
‪你不用为我做这些的
‪你原本的样子就很完美了

550
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,666
‪-真的吗?
‪-是啊

551
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:06,750
‪我的天...

552
00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:19,125
‪天啊

553
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,375
‪噢!我的天 天啊!

554
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,083
‪-天啊
‪-小声点

555
00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:29,166
‪-大家会听见的
‪-天啊

556
00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:33,833
‪-刚才太疯狂了
‪-是啊

557
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,291
‪可不是嘛

558
00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:38,125
‪-对不起
‪-没关系

559
00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:40,875
‪我知道你不想让任何人知道我们的事

560
00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:47,583
‪对 但那只是因为
‪学校里的人都太八卦了

561
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,583
‪我讨厌被议论

562
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:52,333
‪而且我刚跟杰茜分手
‪她是个醋坛子 还很刻薄

563
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,375
‪我们之间的感情太特别了
‪我想让它保持纯粹

564
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:58,708
‪为了我们

565
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:01,416
‪而且在房间那头看着你
‪想着我们拥有

566
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:03,416
‪如此美妙的秘密 感觉太刺激了

567
00:35:05,291 --> 00:35:07,833
‪是啊 你说得对

568
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:12,375
‪我从来没对任何人有过这样的感觉

569
00:35:12,958 --> 00:35:13,833
‪我也是

570
00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,625
‪我一辈子都会记得那个吻

571
00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:31,750
‪库珀

572
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:45,625
‪天哪 塔莉 我真想你
‪我永远不可能跟其他人做这种事

573
00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:48,000
‪我也想你

574
00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:51,750
‪-我们还得在这儿坐多久?
‪-等它干了为止

575
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:54,541
‪好啦 你难道不想把胸部的样子
‪永远记录下来吗?

576
00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:57,333
‪这样你想它们时 随时都能看到

577
00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:00,666
‪它们就是俩混蛋

578
00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:03,166
‪你的胸部是混蛋?

579
00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:06,791
‪高中那会儿我渴望大胸时 它俩太小

580
00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:09,958
‪可正当我在大学开始跑步时
‪它们就开始发育了

581
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:12,541
‪我才意识到胸大的烦恼

582
00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:16,416
‪后来它们又不愿产奶喂玛拉
‪无论我有多努力地尝试

583
00:36:16,416 --> 00:36:19,958
‪而现在 它们又想谋杀我

584
00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,250
‪你不会死的

585
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,375
‪我有可能会死 谁也说不准

586
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:28,208
‪炎性乳腺癌的五年存活率是41%

587
00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:31,458
‪你绝对是幸运的那一个

588
00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:33,416
‪你不会有事的

589
00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:37,833
‪等做完手术、完成放疗后

590
00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:39,041
‪你就没事了

591
00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,583
‪而且还会拥有崭新的胸部

592
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,208
‪我不在乎胸部

593
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,083
‪其实 有件事很奇怪

594
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:52,125
‪所有人都说我会经历一个悲伤的过程

595
00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:54,458
‪为了失去胸部而伤感 然而...

596
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:56,333
‪我并没有

597
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,458
‪如果我有像你那样的美胸
‪也许会有点伤感吧

598
00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:03,875
‪什么?我一直希望能有像你这样的胸

599
00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:05,791
‪什么?你的胸部简直完美啊

600
00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,875
‪-哪有 你的才是
‪-不 你的胸又大又坚挺

601
00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:14,000
‪我一直在想 如果我是平胸会怎样

602
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,125
‪假如我的罩杯是A而不是D
‪我会成为不同的人吗?

603
00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:20,208
‪我会没这么成功吗?
‪我会比现在更成功吗?

604
00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:22,708
‪我的肩膀上是不是就不会被内衣带

605
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,250
‪勒出永远消不掉的印子?

606
00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:29,500
‪你觉得我会变成另一个人吗?

607
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:31,625
‪在手术后

608
00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:34,375
‪不会

609
00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:38,000
‪你可远远不止
‪有一对好胸而已 穆拉基

610
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:47,833
‪可以了吧?

611
00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:50,041
‪行了

612
00:37:57,375 --> 00:38:01,291
‪我们现在不能接电话
‪等玛拉两岁了 我们会给您回电的

613
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:05,125
‪嘿 我收到你的留言了
‪对不起 这么久才回复你

614
00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:07,125
‪真讨厌我们总是错过彼此的电话

615
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,458
‪真不敢相信 你注意到我的胸部了

616
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:11,333
‪它们确实变小了

617
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:16,708
‪网络公司的某位大人物
‪认为我的胸太惹眼 显得很不正经

618
00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:19,333
‪所以他们让我穿显胸小的内衣

619
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:22,041
‪说得好像我的胸越小
‪智商就越高一样

620
00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:24,333
‪全是胡扯 而且那玩意勒得我好痛

621
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,333
‪把我裹得严严实实

622
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:30,416
‪但我是新来的 不能抗议
‪至少现在还不行

623
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:33,791
‪但相信我 我一定会的
‪我会让这俩姐们儿自由

624
00:38:34,666 --> 00:38:37,041
‪我搬来纽约是不是错误的决定?

625
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:41,083
‪我怎么还没调整过来?都快一个月了

626
00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:44,625
‪还有 宝贝 关于母乳喂养的事...

627
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,375
‪我能听出来你压力很大

628
00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:53,250
‪亲爱的 我想告诉你
‪不必执着于那个梦想 你可以放弃的

629
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,916
‪我知道你一直幻想着

630
00:38:55,916 --> 00:39:00,083
‪坐在自己的阳光房里
‪一边看书一边给孩子喂奶

631
00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:01,250
‪之类的

632
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:03,708
‪放过自己吧

633
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:08,000
‪为人父母已经够难的了
‪别再用额外的负罪感来为难自己

634
00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:10,666
‪对 他们都告诉我了

635
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,041
‪只是我的个人意见

636
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:43,791
‪好的 雕塑应该完成了

637
00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:46,875
‪是时候向你的胸部致敬了

638
00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:49,583
‪准备好了吗?睁开眼睛吧

639
00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:58,625
‪你还好吗 宝贝?

640
00:40:03,416 --> 00:40:04,750
‪它们真美啊

641
00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:11,375
‪我以前都没意识到

642
00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:44,083
‪你去哪儿了?

643
00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,125
‪-没什么
‪-没什么?

644
00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:48,000
‪你这小妖精

645
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:49,833
‪对不起啦 怎么样?

646
00:40:50,625 --> 00:40:54,541
‪挺好的

647
00:40:54,541 --> 00:40:55,583
‪-是吗?
‪-对 他...

648
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,083
‪我们在接吻 然后他开始抚摸我

649
00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,958
‪我坐在他的大腿上扭动

650
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,541
‪好吧 当然

651
00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:06,750
‪然后我好像抽搐了一下
‪不过是好的那种抽搐

652
00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:09,666
‪你有可能高潮了呢 凯凯熊

653
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:14,791
‪-喔
‪-对呀

654
00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:16,416
‪哇

655
00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:20,083
‪嘿 库珀
‪你刚才是跟穆拉基在小隔间里吗?

656
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:26,208
‪是哦 那怎么可能嘛 对吧?

657
00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:29,875
‪是吗?

658
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:31,833
‪好吧

659
00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:55,166
‪-你好啊
‪-你好 又见面了

660
00:41:55,166 --> 00:41:58,166
‪我挑的时机还是这么完美 抱歉

661
00:41:58,166 --> 00:42:01,041
‪老实说 这是我今天第二次洗澡了

662
00:42:01,041 --> 00:42:02,416
‪你不可能预料到

663
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,166
‪你找我有事吗?

664
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,000
‪对了

665
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:11,958
‪之前我在这里时

666
00:42:11,958 --> 00:42:16,291
‪感觉你有话想告诉我

667
00:42:17,291 --> 00:42:20,000
‪所以 我就是想来...

668
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,166
‪凯特得了癌症

669
00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,083
‪什么?

670
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,416
‪天啊

671
00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:29,708
‪天哪 真见鬼

672
00:42:30,416 --> 00:42:31,500
‪我很遗憾

673
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,250
‪她病情如何?

674
00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:37,125
‪已经到三期了

675
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:41,166
‪病名叫炎性乳腺癌

676
00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:43,750
‪是一种很罕见的侵袭性癌症

677
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:47,875
‪它经常被误诊
‪因为看起来不像传统的乳腺癌

678
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,666
‪我害怕她会死

679
00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:55,500
‪但我不能在她面前表现出来

680
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:58,500
‪因为我应该是那个
‪相信会有奇迹出现的人

681
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,750
‪好了

682
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,041
‪所以...

683
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:14,791
‪就是这件事

684
00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:17,916
‪对不起 我回来时没给你打电话

685
00:43:17,916 --> 00:43:22,750
‪不 听着...我不知道你今晚有什么打算

686
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:25,208
‪但希莱斯特这周末去了瑜伽旅行

687
00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:27,958
‪而我一直觊觎你家酒柜好几个月了

688
00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:33,291
‪我们开一瓶酒
‪看个恐怖烂片怎么样?

689
00:43:33,291 --> 00:43:39,375
‪花了整整20年时间
‪我终于租到了《恶魔之子2》

690
00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:41,458
‪天哪 好啊 太好了

691
00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:43,791
‪-好吗?
‪-好 我去穿条运动裤

692
00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:48,000
‪你开一瓶酒柜里的红酒吧
‪但柏图斯除外

693
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,041
‪我要留着在特殊场合用

694
00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:02,833
‪好了

695
00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:04,791
‪谢谢

696
00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:32,333
‪-嘿
‪-嘿

697
00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:34,541
‪来鸳鸯浴吗?

698
00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:35,541
‪好啊

699
00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:47,250
‪谢谢

700
00:46:18,791 --> 00:46:20,541
‪嘿!你干什么?

701
00:46:20,541 --> 00:46:23,250
‪-是你先动手的
‪-我可没朝着你扔

702
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:21,916
‪我爱你 妈妈

703
00:47:21,916 --> 00:47:23,625
‪我也爱你 亲爱的

704
00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:25,375
‪你可以的 宝贝

705
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,666
‪你一醒来就会看见我们了

706
00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:30,041
‪出发吧

707
00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:32,833
‪谢啦 胸部

708
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:43,500
‪她会没事的 亲爱的

709
00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:14,916
‪(十年后)

710
00:48:17,958 --> 00:48:21,250
‪你有心了 好的 我们回头再聊

711
00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:27,666
‪快开始了 你感觉如何?

712
00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:30,958
‪只要新娘如约而至 我会感觉好很多

713
00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:34,166
‪婚礼随时有可能开始

714
00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:49,625
‪耐心点

715
00:48:49,625 --> 00:48:50,791
‪我就快好了

716
00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:53,250
‪反正我不来你们也没法开始

717
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,750
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