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‪嗨

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‪嗨

3
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‪-妳怎麼這麼晚才來?
‪-我在南極

4
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‪妳的藉口很可信呢

5
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‪妳也知道我喜歡隆重登場

6
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‪如果妳想知道
‪我為什麼看起來這麼糟...

7
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‪我得了發炎性乳癌

8
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‪據說這是最具侵略性的癌症

9
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‪所以...

10
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‪我真幸運

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‪凱蒂

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‪我不知道妳是怎麼應付...

13
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‪整天都是大家的焦點

14
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‪累死了

15
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‪大家都想照顧我
‪在我身邊時總是小心翼翼

16
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‪一直在擔心我

17
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‪令我不能跟他們說...

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‪我很害怕

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‪因為那樣我就不是又勇敢又鼓舞人心

20
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‪他們都只是很愛妳

21
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‪對

22
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‪所以才特別辛苦

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‪我不想多管閒事

24
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‪不過妳有沒有考慮過...

25
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‪當一個混蛋?

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‪那是我用的策略

27
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‪我喜歡適當地當個賤人
‪那麼大家知道我可能會死的時候

28
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‪就沒有人會難過

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‪他們只會說:“好,什麼時候?”

30
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‪該死,我的編織針刺到我了

31
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‪很漂亮

32
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‪這個顏色真的很適合妳

33
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‪看來我一直其實是在為妳而編織

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‪(最好的妳)

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‪好了...

36
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‪嗨,庫柏,你這個週末過得如何?

37
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‪你說你喜歡我的上衣?

38
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‪這只是我臨急隨便穿上的

39
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‪不算是“美爆了”吧

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‪嗨,庫柏

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‪嗨

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‪哈囉,早安

43
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‪抱歉

44
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‪不,不要道歉,我喜歡

45
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‪我知道我們很久沒有做了

46
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‪我們被困在性愛沙漠,真對不起

47
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‪不是妳的錯,是化療的錯

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‪我明白的

49
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‪不過我已經做完化療了

50
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‪我知道,醫生說可能要等一陣子的

51
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‪但是其實我感覺好多了

52
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‪真的嗎?

53
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‪好

54
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‪所以...

55
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‪那是不是代表我們可以試試...

56
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‪如果你想的話

57
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‪我當然想了,但是要妳覺得自在才行

58
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‪-我不想讓妳覺得妳要...
‪-媽的,快吻我吧

59
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‪-等等,停
‪-對不起

60
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‪-妳還好嗎?我弄痛妳了嗎?
‪-沒有,我只是不想你...

61
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‪我只是不想你看我

62
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‪-皮疹看起來糟透了
‪-不是很糟

63
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‪是的,我迫不及待想要醫生把它弄走

64
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‪我想盡快進行手術

65
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‪我...

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‪我覺得妳很美

67
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‪你這麼說只是為了讓一個禿頭

68
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‪還生了巨型癌症皮疹的人感覺好一點

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‪對不起

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‪我的意思是...

71
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‪我們可以繼續的,繞過乳房就可以了

72
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‪好,如果妳想的話

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‪你想嗎?

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‪完全由妳決定

75
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‪聽著,算了,我們還是...

76
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‪對,我們出發去看醫生吧

77
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‪好,我去洗澡了,除非妳想要先洗?

78
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‪不,不用了

79
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‪反正我沒那麼快

80
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‪好吧

81
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‪麥樂琪,我愛妳

82
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‪而且妳真的很漂亮

83
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‪妳知道怎麼著?

84
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‪什麼?

85
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‪最棒的性愛還在後頭

86
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‪對,絕對沒錯

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‪好,沒事的,親愛的!

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{\an8}‪“繼續橄欖球式抱法
‪直到寶寶含住乳頭”

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{\an8}‪-我在努力,但是沒用
‪-“寶寶會開始吸吮”

90
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{\an8}‪她不吸吮

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{\an8}‪“確保妳和妳的寶寶放鬆舒適”...

92
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{\an8}‪-她看起來放鬆嗎?
‪-“然後再嘗試用另一個角度”

93
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{\an8}‪這已經是第四個角度

94
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{\an8}‪好了,凱蒂
‪我不知道妳還要我做什麼

95
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{\an8}‪幫我幫她

96
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{\an8}‪我在幫忙,但是妳遲早得面對事實

97
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{\an8}‪你別跟我說這個

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{\an8}‪-拜託,她餓了
‪-所以我在餵她

99
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{\an8}‪-我們已經以奶粉作補充
‪-所以她才會有乳頭混淆

100
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{\an8}‪-這會令妳們倆都開心...
‪-我不會放棄的!

101
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{\an8}‪我要餵母乳!
‪這是一個美好又自然的過程!

102
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{\an8}‪-對,但我們不用懲罰自己
‪-“我們”?

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{\an8}‪-你可以抱著她嗎?我要去擠奶
‪-妳其實不需要這麼做

104
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{\an8}‪我其實需要這麼做
‪這是增加奶量的唯一方法

105
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{\an8}‪沒事的

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{\an8}‪好痛!

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{\an8}‪終有一天妳會有更棒的胸部
‪但是在那之前...

108
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{\an8}‪天啊,好厲害的奶子

109
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{\an8}‪我只是把自己提升了一點

110
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{\an8}‪人們塗口紅來令嘴唇更紅

111
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{\an8}‪塗睫毛膏令睫毛顯得更長

112
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{\an8}‪-庫柏說妳的胸部不好嗎?
‪-沒有,我只是在嘗試新東西

113
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{\an8}‪妳可以多支持我一點嗎?

114
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{\an8}‪我比那紙巾更“支持”妳

115
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{\an8}‪好了,聽著

116
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{\an8}‪好了,那麼讓我幫妳整理一下吧
‪現在很凹凸不平

117
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{\an8}‪-先拿走一些
‪-好吧,但不要把它們弄得太小

118
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{\an8}‪它們需要看起來像真的一樣

119
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{\an8}‪而且妳真的不需要為他而這麼做

120
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{\an8}‪我知道

121
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{\an8}‪但我是為我而這麼做

122
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{\an8}‪我是說,那個吻真的很棒

123
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{\an8}‪它令我覺得自己像個女人
‪我想看起來也像個女人

124
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{\an8}‪我很高興妳有個好吻

125
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{\an8}‪那不只是好

126
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{\an8}‪我感覺就像靈魂出竅一樣

127
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{\an8}‪我現在還是感覺飄飄然

128
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{\an8}‪最瘋狂的是
‪我之前根本看都沒有看過庫柏

129
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{\an8}‪我完全高攀不起他
‪所以根本沒有想過

130
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{\an8}‪我只是隱約知道有這個英俊的人

131
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{\an8}‪在走廊上飄過,跟所有人擊掌

132
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{\an8}‪我不敢相信芭芭拉李艾理斯高中
‪最帥的男生

133
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{\an8}‪竟然對我有興趣

134
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{\an8}‪妳對他有興趣是他幸運

135
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{\an8}‪不,我是認真的,看看妳

136
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{\an8}‪好嗎?妳不知道妳有多狐媚

137
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{\an8}‪謝謝,塔莉,我現在感覺狐媚多了

138
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{\an8}‪來吧

139
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,083
{\an8}‪我們走吧

140
00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:31,833
‪我感覺像是一隻慢慢
‪被擠奶擠到死的牛

141
00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:35,291
‪現在我的牛乳房
‪因為那台笨機器而疼死了

142
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:36,916
‪妳擠到多少?

143
00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:39,833
‪-差不多60毫升
‪-就這麼多?

144
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‪我是說,做得好!60毫升,真棒

145
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‪強尼,每一滴都很重要

146
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‪簡直就是液體黃金
‪母乳餵哺是最好的

147
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‪對,我也聽說過了

148
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‪總之,我把它放在冰箱

149
00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:56,416
‪到了早上,就有滿滿的一瓶母乳了

150
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‪該死,哺乳顧問給我的藥草在哪裡?

151
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‪我不知道

152
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,500
‪我應該每兩個小時吃一次的,該死

153
00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:08,125
‪-妳知道嗎?我在想,不如...
‪-塔莉出場了

154
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,625
‪歡迎大家打電話通知我們

155
00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:16,083
‪今天天氣溫和,大家可以...

156
00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:19,875
‪房東打電話來,說如果
‪我們不把屋頂的衛星信號接收器拿走

157
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,166
‪他就會自己請人拿走
‪然後要我們付人工

158
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,000
‪你有跟他說我們需要接收器嗎?

159
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,458
‪這是我見到塔莉的唯一方法

160
00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:30,708
‪科赫市長指
‪警察會在市內加強保安...

161
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:32,083
‪她的樣子是不是不同了?

162
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,416
‪可能是換了髮型

163
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,583
‪她的乳房好像變小了

164
00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,875
‪什麼?妳瘋了
‪即使是有分別,也是變大了

165
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,458
‪不對,它們看起來像是變大了

166
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:44,250
‪只是因為那件襯衫
‪和那個奇怪的仰角鏡頭

167
00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:47,125
‪但是我敢發誓,它們其實變小了

168
00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,416
‪它們怎麼會同時又變大又變小?

169
00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:51,916
‪-相信我吧,我很了解她的胸部
‪-是嗎?

170
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,291
‪我不是那個意思

171
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:57,000
‪你看不出來嗎?它們被壓扁了
‪至少小了兩個罩杯

172
00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:01,958
‪妳現在完全沉迷於乳房

173
00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:03,833
‪是的,妳一直只想著這一件事

174
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:07,500
‪...終於一起會談,現在交回電視台

175
00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:14,291
‪喂?請在嗶一聲之後留言

176
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‪塔莉,天啊!妳的報導太棒了!
‪真是太令人興奮了!

177
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‪“本地新聞的塔莉哈特
‪從紐約為妳現場直播”

178
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‪塔莉,我真是以妳為榮

179
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,208
‪天啊,我真不敢相信

180
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:31,958
‪妳勇敢地冒險,搬了出去
‪雖然我想妳想得要瘋了

181
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‪對了,說到“瘋了”
‪是我瘋了,還是妳的乳房縮小了?

182
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:38,833
‪應該是我瘋了

183
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:42,958
‪強尼覺得我因為
‪自己的胸部沒用而執著於乳房

184
00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:47,250
‪我的天,我跟育嬰班的朋友說
‪我要以奶粉作補充時

185
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,916
‪其中一個人倒抽了一口氣

186
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:50,916
‪這是一場惡夢

187
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‪總之,我不會放棄的
‪我要用母乳餵我的寶寶,該死!

188
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,291
‪對了,瑪娜也很想妳

189
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,500
‪該死,我得掛線了,哺乳顧問來了

190
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,583
‪好了,妳回電話給我吧

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨

192
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,791
‪-妳要去...
‪-我們應該...

193
00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:27,291
‪-抱歉
‪-抱歉,妳說吧

194
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,916
‪-抱歉
‪-妳先說吧,是妳打給我的,對吧?

195
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:31,833
‪我只是想跟妳聊一聊

196
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,666
‪妳明天會跟我一起去醫院

197
00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:36,291
‪我想要確保妳知道
‪我們要在早上7點正出發去登記

198
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,625
‪好,我會準時出現

199
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:44,791
‪妳沒事吧?

200
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,916
‪對,強尼和我正要去
‪跟醫生在手術前會面

201
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:50,791
‪妳緊張嗎?

202
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,000
‪不緊張

203
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,291
‪老實說我等不及要把這件事了結

204
00:13:55,291 --> 00:14:00,083
‪-反正我從來都不喜歡我的乳房
‪-什麼?妳有很棒的乳房

205
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,500
‪我是說...

206
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:06,500
‪當然新的乳房也會很棒

207
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:08,208
‪一定是的

208
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,833
‪對不起,我不擅長鼓勵別人

209
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,291
‪沒關係

210
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,333
‪我們都是一樣

211
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:19,666
‪還有,為什麼
‪這個新的塔莉整天都在道歉?

212
00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:21,291
‪凱蒂,我是新的塔莉

213
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:24,291
‪我不是以前的那個我了

214
00:14:24,791 --> 00:14:27,583
‪對,我想我們大家都改變了

215
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,541
‪對不起

216
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:34,208
‪不,應該道歉的是我

217
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,250
‪我猜這一段時間
‪我們的關係會有點奇怪

218
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,833
‪對

219
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:43,500
‪-塔莉,我很高興妳回到我的生命裡
‪-我也是

220
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,416
‪我無法想像沒有妳
‪我要怎麼面對這一切

221
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,541
‪雖然我之前就是沒有妳

222
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,041
‪我知道

223
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,083
‪很對不起

224
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,750
‪別再道歉了,好嗎?

225
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,708
‪好,對不起

226
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,041
‪好,我該走了

227
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,500
‪-祝妳今天好運
‪-謝謝,明天見?

228
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,208
‪當然了

229
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,291
‪-嗨
‪-嗨,媽媽

230
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:19,291
‪怎麼了?

231
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:20,291
‪沒事

232
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:24,333
‪只是妳吃餅乾時蘸牛奶的做法
‪跟妳小時候一模一樣

233
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,458
‪因為這樣很好吃

234
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,958
‪沒關係,沒事的

235
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:35,333
‪沒關係,寶貝,沒事的

236
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:37,583
‪爹哋,你來抱她好嗎?

237
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,250
‪好

238
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,958
‪來

239
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:43,875
‪我們來看看

240
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,208
‪妳的奶還是不流出來

241
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:52,291
‪妳有沒有用橡皮乳頭幫她含乳?

242
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:55,000
‪當然了,妳叫我做的,我全都做了

243
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,958
‪我吃藥草、喝茶

244
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,916
‪而且每兩個小時擠一次奶

245
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,333
‪我不知道為什麼我沒有更多奶

246
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:05,083
‪我們什麼時候應該考慮放棄?

247
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:06,750
‪放棄?

248
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:13,416
‪對,我只是覺得如果我們用奶粉
‪凱蒂和瑪娜都會開心一點

249
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,666
‪爹哋,你這樣幫不了忙

250
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:21,333
‪如果媽咪要成功,她就需要你的支持

251
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,875
‪艾美,別擔心,我不會放棄
‪我一定要這麼做

252
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,166
‪做得好,媽咪

253
00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:29,500
‪記住,妳的身體是為此而設計的

254
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,208
‪但是如果妳壓力太大
‪身體就不會產奶

255
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,958
‪妳要跟寶寶建立親密關係

256
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:37,166
‪讓妳的乳房做它們要做的事

257
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:40,500
‪-好
‪-妳不讓它們工作,它們就不能工作

258
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,583
‪-我們星期三再見
‪-好,謝謝

259
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,625
‪星期三,我迫不及待,到時候見

260
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,333
‪妳知道什麼會減輕我的壓力嗎?

261
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:55,958
‪付200美元的時薪讓人叫妳減輕壓力
‪因而令妳壓力更大

262
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,791
‪-如果有用的話就值得了
‪-問題是沒有用

263
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:01,833
‪會有用的,只要我更努力
‪我就能做到,我很肯定

264
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,708
‪妳聽到了她說什麼的
‪這是世界上最自然的東西

265
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,166
‪如果是這麼自然的東西
‪我們為什麼還需要她?

266
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:11,125
‪因為我有問題
‪我需要她幫忙把我修好

267
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,041
‪妳沒有任何問題

268
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,916
‪好嗎?問題是她

269
00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:17,166
‪她令妳覺得自己不夠好,但妳不是

270
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,125
‪還有,她叫我爹哋的方式
‪又怪異又噁心

271
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,500
‪她只是在用我們希望瑪娜使用的叫法

272
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:26,458
‪-她從一開始就是那麼叫我們的
‪-我知道,我只是擔心妳

273
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:27,416
‪我不會有事的

274
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,291
‪只要我的乳房開始正常運作

275
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:32,583
‪我就可以抱著穿可愛布尿布
‪的美麗小寶寶

276
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,125
‪懶洋洋地躺在日光浴室

277
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,833
‪讓她依偎在我的胸口,平靜地吸吮

278
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,666
‪而我就一邊看書
‪一邊享受美好的陽光

279
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,041
‪我們沒有日光浴室

280
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:42,000
‪那我們要找一間

281
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,666
‪因為那是我想像中的畫面
‪而不是這個他媽的地獄

282
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,333
‪-你可以幫我嗎?哎呀!
‪-好了

283
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,666
‪-沒關係,讓我來
‪-好

284
00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:50,791
‪-妳要去哪裡?
‪-去散步

285
00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:52,916
‪跟瑪娜一起去減壓

286
00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:55,541
‪跟我的寶寶建立親密關係
‪還有他媽的放鬆

287
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:56,958
‪好吧

288
00:17:57,541 --> 00:17:58,500
‪慢慢來

289
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:12,416
‪天啊,丹尼!你怎麼在我的公寓裡?

290
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:15,083
‪妳怎麼在妳的公寓裡?
‪我以為妳在南極

291
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:18,041
‪你還是沒有回答你為什麼
‪弄得我的沙發上滿是奇多碎

292
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:21,416
‪瑟萊絲請了朋友過來吃早午餐
‪我需要一點獨處的時間

293
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:23,000
‪-就是這樣
‪-在我的客廳?

294
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,166
‪妳把妳家的鑰匙給了我

295
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,708
‪-是妳叫我照看房子的
‪-我是叫你給植物澆水

296
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:30,083
‪-我有,它們青翠又健康
‪-好吧

297
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,458
‪你可以張開眼睛了,混蛋

298
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:35,416
‪好吧

299
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:40,500
‪真的很尷尬,不過要說的話還是要說

300
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,041
‪我看到妳的乳房

301
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,791
‪-我們不用...
‪-我之前也見過

302
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,791
‪當然,那是20年前的事了,所以...

303
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,166
‪不過...

304
00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:49,791
‪你在暗示什麼?

305
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:51,708
‪什麼?沒什麼

306
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,416
‪我的胸部沒變,它們還是一樣的好看

307
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,458
‪我同意,它們出乎意料地緊緻和堅挺

308
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:01,666
‪“出乎意料”?

309
00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:04,000
‪怎麼了?那不是好事嗎?

310
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,041
‪因為...

311
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:09,666
‪請你離開吧,派對結束了
‪回去你的頂層公寓吧

312
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:14,416
‪坐墊之間可能有奇多碎...

313
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,125
‪-你走吧,求求你
‪-好吧

314
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:18,041
‪很高興妳回來了

315
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:20,750
‪我們找機會敘舊吧

316
00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:24,250
‪好了

317
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,625
‪我們對化療結果很滿意

318
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,666
‪切除一邊乳房和進行放射治療之後

319
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:35,250
‪妳在6至12個月後
‪就可以進行乳房重建

320
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,000
‪妳有沒有任何問題?

321
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,125
‪沒有,我只是...

322
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,166
‪想快點把這件事了結

323
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,500
‪我從來都不太喜歡它們

324
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,958
‪真的,我準備好繼續向前了

325
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,916
‪最好的乳房還在後頭,對吧?

326
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,791
‪妳在化療結束之後怎麼樣?

327
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,208
‪我是說,化療很辛苦

328
00:19:57,208 --> 00:20:01,250
‪令我提早進入更年期
‪經歷潮熱和情緒波動

329
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,958
‪不過我的胃口回來了

330
00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:04,958
‪而且頭髮不痛了

331
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:07,083
‪還有,我現在沒有那麼容易瘀傷

332
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:11,208
‪也不再在便秘和腹瀉之間來來回回

333
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,958
‪所以全部都是好消息

334
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:18,125
‪那麼親密關係呢?
‪妳在性愛方面還有困難嗎?

335
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,583
‪對,有一點點

336
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,625
‪這一切都很常見的

337
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:32,291
‪原本的常態消失了
‪但妳會找到新的常態

338
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:34,583
‪-太好了
‪-妳會恢復親密關係的

339
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,208
‪但是現在我們先專注於
‪妳即將要做的手術

340
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,541
‪失去一個乳房可能會令妳很情緒化

341
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:42,625
‪經歷悲傷是很自然的事

342
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,750
‪但是妳之後還會有很豐富的生活

343
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,416
‪妳要相信妳會達到那目標

344
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,166
‪老實說,我只是很期待把它弄走

345
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,166
‪反正它們從來都不是那麼特別

346
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:53,708
‪所以...

347
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,083
‪-很好
‪-對

348
00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,916
‪-我覺得我穿不下
‪對,我懂妳的意思

349
00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:04,375
‪-我覺得我穿不了胸罩
‪-對,我懂妳的意思

350
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,708
‪嗨,你好嗎?

351
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:11,541
‪-看看這個!
‪-天啊!

352
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,625
‪別擔心,我看得出來,他很被妳吸引

353
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,666
‪-真的嗎?
‪-對,絕對是

354
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,833
‪-好吧
‪-聽著,各位演員

355
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:23,875
‪上帝給了你們一張臉
‪現在去換上另一張

356
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,375
‪我用了不同的字眼

357
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:30,416
‪《哈姆雷特》

358
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,791
‪快去穿上服裝彩排吧,去吧

359
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:42,416
‪晚安

360
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:49,333
‪願你像我一樣,在心裡感受到
‪甜蜜的安寧和休息

361
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,791
‪妳要讓我如此不滿足嗎?

362
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:57,375
‪你今晚還要滿足什麼呢?

363
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,375
‪我希望與妳互相許下愛的誓言

364
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,666
‪停,我的天啊,求你們停下來

365
00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:08,166
‪好了,你們的台詞都說對了

366
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:10,875
‪但是不如我們再試一次

367
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,541
‪這次不要表現得像死人

368
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,541
‪演戲不只是要朗誦對白

369
00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:20,833
‪而是把角色的精神和情感呈現出來

370
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:25,541
‪不要只把莎士比亞寫的字讀出來
‪要感受它們、成為它們

371
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,250
‪庫柏,你愛上她了

372
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:30,875
‪但是我沒有,韋弗利老師

373
00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,166
‪你在台上的時候就是

374
00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:35,708
‪你要成為羅密歐

375
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,416
‪而塔莉成為茱麗葉

376
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:41,291
‪一個你瘋狂地愛上的女孩

377
00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:45,541
‪你願意摧毀任何障礙

378
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:47,250
‪包括自己的家人

379
00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:51,291
‪去聽她的聲音

380
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,458
‪她說話了

381
00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,250
‪美麗的天使,繼續說話吧

382
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:07,833
‪因為妳今晚就像天使般明亮
‪在我頭上發光

383
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,208
‪就像有翅膀的天國使者

384
00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:14,875
‪令凡人都帶著驚嘆仰望

385
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:19,958
‪看著他大步走過膨脹的雲彩

386
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,791
‪和在空氣中航行

387
00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:27,958
‪羅蜜歐,羅蜜歐
‪你為什麼是羅蜜歐?

388
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:30,791
‪拒絕你的父親,拋棄你的姓名

389
00:23:30,791 --> 00:23:33,250
‪如果你不願意,發誓你愛我

390
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:35,541
‪我就不再姓凱普萊特

391
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,375
‪很好!

392
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,666
‪-庫柏,看到了嗎?
‪-對

393
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,291
‪就是這樣,正正就是這樣

394
00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:45,541
‪塔莉,妳做得非常好

395
00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:48,875
‪好

396
00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:50,708
‪大家休息五分鐘

397
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,250
‪-感覺到了嗎?
‪-很好

398
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,166
‪感覺到了嗎?

399
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:58,333
‪塔莉,妳真的很棒

400
00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,291
‪謝謝,我當時真的感覺到了

401
00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,583
‪-對,妳是天生的表演者
‪-謝謝

402
00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:04,833
‪他做得很好

403
00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:13,250
‪我去把道具收起來

404
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:18,416
‪-妳需要幫忙嗎?
‪-不用

405
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:21,833
‪我只是要拿走...這個酒杯

406
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:23,875
‪好吧

407
00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:25,000
‪-好
‪-好

408
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:28,500
‪妳做得到的,真冷靜,真放鬆

409
00:24:29,416 --> 00:24:30,416
‪只要撿起...

410
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,041
‪-不要,小姐,讓我來幫妳
‪-謝謝

411
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,333
‪是妳

412
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,416
‪西奧,嗨,你好嗎?

413
00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:40,625
‪你現在怎麼樣?

414
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,583
‪單身

415
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,541
‪你還是...我是說...

416
00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:49,041
‪對,還是單身

417
00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:52,625
‪太好了,很棒,我是說
‪世界是你的舞台

418
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,250
‪你是自由人,沒什麼綁住你

419
00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,291
‪那麼...

420
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:00,666
‪那個怎麼樣?

421
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,875
‪妳是說我剩下的那顆睪丸嗎?

422
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:08,416
‪它沒事,謝謝妳關心

423
00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:10,125
‪太好了,我是說,不太好

424
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:14,291
‪但是你的...睪丸沒事是好事

425
00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:15,458
‪剩下的那顆

426
00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:19,041
‪還在的那顆

427
00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:22,750
‪聽說你不是真的需要兩顆
‪其中一顆像是備用的,你知道吧?

428
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,500
‪其實比較是為了保持對稱

429
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,708
‪我會記住的,下一次
‪要跟新約會對象說壞消息時說

430
00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:33,041
‪西奧,我很高興你沒事

431
00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:35,000
‪有一部分的我很擔心

432
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,625
‪我不知道,你可能在世界的某處
‪抑制著內心的憤怒,耿耿於懷

433
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:43,458
‪但是到了現在
‪一切都已成往事了吧?

434
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,791
‪-那麼久以前的事,誰會記得?
‪-我記得

435
00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:51,791
‪我可以看到,妳有孩子了

436
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:54,250
‪對,這是我的寶寶瑪娜

437
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:56,416
‪瑪娜,這是我的老朋友西奧

438
00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:58,291
‪哈囉,瑪娜

439
00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:02,125
‪我聽說妳跟強尼結婚了

440
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,458
‪看來對妳來說,一切都是皆大歡喜吧

441
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:08,916
‪我很替妳高興,凱蒂

442
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,416
‪好了...

443
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,416
‪-你看起來還是有點累
‪-是嗎?

444
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:31,583
‪-對
‪-凱蒂寶貝!

445
00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:32,500
‪凱蒂!

446
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:36,083
‪猜猜是誰來給妳一個超棒的驚喜

447
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,041
‪太棒了

448
00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:40,791
‪我是說,我們最愛的就是驚喜

449
00:26:40,791 --> 00:26:42,083
‪那...

450
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:44,291
‪-過來吧
‪-她終於睡著了

451
00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:46,375
‪所以我要先把她放到床上

452
00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:51,291
‪我知道當新媽媽是怎樣的感覺

453
00:26:52,416 --> 00:26:55,291
‪我知道妳有多忙和多累

454
00:26:56,125 --> 00:27:01,000
‪要不是我媽媽每個星期兩次
‪突然來探望我

455
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,791
‪我就不會有時間去看她

456
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,750
‪沒錯,妳有兩個小孩時
‪就會知道了,凱蒂

457
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,666
‪盧卡和米雅的作息時間完全不同

458
00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:11,625
‪完全是一片混亂

459
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:14,416
‪而且茱莉亞日以繼夜都在餵母乳

460
00:27:14,416 --> 00:27:16,833
‪她說她覺得自己一個人
‪成為了一個乳牛場

461
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:19,958
‪對,我懂她的感受

462
00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:23,125
‪妳為什麼要用擠奶器?妳又不用工作

463
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,666
‪它可以幫助提升奶量

464
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:30,166
‪妳的奶量有問題嗎?
‪妳需要哺乳顧問嗎?

465
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:31,458
‪不用,我們...

466
00:27:31,458 --> 00:27:33,375
‪茱莉亞的奶量沒有問題

467
00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:36,416
‪其實比較是奶量大多了
‪不過我們認識幾個好的哺乳顧問

468
00:27:36,416 --> 00:27:39,291
‪-不用了,我們應付得來
‪-那真是一種荒謬的工作

469
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:42,333
‪哺乳顧問?用配方奶粉就足夠了

470
00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:46,208
‪不只是“足夠”,奶粉可以提供
‪寶寶需要的所有營養

471
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,375
‪配方奶粉就像餵寶寶吃白麵包和熱狗

472
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:52,208
‪-我餵你吃白麵包和熱狗了
‪-那是30年前的事

473
00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:56,291
‪我們差不多到了1990年代
‪現在我們知道母乳餵哺是最好的

474
00:27:56,291 --> 00:27:59,500
‪胡扯,我用了配方奶粉,完全沒問題

475
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,875
‪說得好!奶粉是一個的可行的選擇

476
00:28:02,541 --> 00:28:04,166
‪還能拯救妳的婚姻

477
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:07,291
‪畢竟妳的胸部是屬於老公的

478
00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:09,000
‪噁!媽媽!

479
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,833
‪-我...
‪-胸部是為了孩子而設的

480
00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:14,625
‪身為一個丈夫,我完全可以接受
‪這對我來說不是問題

481
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,958
‪不如我們給妳一些茱莉亞的奶吧?

482
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,666
‪我們的冷凍櫃裡有很多

483
00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:25,375
‪好了,誰想吃點心?我們有餅乾

484
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:30,333
‪而我們有...奶,店裡買的那種

485
00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:35,583
‪可能妳沒有吸收適當的營養
‪妳平常吃很多餅乾的嗎?

486
00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:36,916
‪我們只吃餅乾

487
00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:38,791
‪我們倆由早到晚都是,我們都喜歡

488
00:28:38,791 --> 00:28:40,125
‪餅乾

489
00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:43,291
‪我們試過讓瑪娜吃一塊,不過她不吃

490
00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:46,125
‪給瑪娜這個年紀的寶寶
‪吃固體食物是很危險的

491
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,625
‪媽媽,他在開玩笑

492
00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:51,791
‪我覺得這不好笑

493
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,333
‪-抱歉
‪-你們倆看起來這麼累是有原因的

494
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:58,708
‪看看凱蒂的眼袋

495
00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:02,000
‪如果妳給瑪娜喝一點配方奶粉
‪妳可能就可以睡一下了

496
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:06,666
‪妳知道怎麼著?我是時候去擠奶了

497
00:29:06,666 --> 00:29:10,333
‪所以我現在要去擠奶

498
00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:24,041
‪原本你知道怎麼敲門的

499
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:29,750
‪對,聽著,我想為剛才的事跟妳道歉

500
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:30,916
‪沒關係的

501
00:29:30,916 --> 00:29:35,333
‪我確實把鑰匙給你了
‪但我很感謝你跟我道歉

502
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:37,333
‪-你很貼心
‪-當然了

503
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:45,416
‪而且我好像把手機
‪落在妳的沙發墊之間

504
00:29:45,916 --> 00:29:46,833
‪好吧

505
00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:53,625
‪所以...妳怎麼沒跟我說妳回來了?

506
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,791
‪妳是在生我的氣嗎?

507
00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:57,375
‪不,當然不是

508
00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:02,541
‪我只是很忙,凱蒂有些問題

509
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,166
‪喔

510
00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:08,166
‪原來妳跟凱蒂和好了

511
00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:15,000
‪這就解釋了妳為什麼
‪不再需要體育主播阿丹了

512
00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:18,416
‪什麼?不,不是這樣的

513
00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:20,208
‪聽起來有點像是這樣

514
00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:23,458
‪等等

515
00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:25,875
‪你生氣了嗎?

516
00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:30,708
‪完全沒有,要走十步
‪來敲我的門一定很辛苦

517
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,875
‪哇,你真的很生氣

518
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,333
‪塔莉,我沒有生氣

519
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,916
‪凱蒂不在的時候我們常常在一起

520
00:30:37,916 --> 00:30:40,000
‪現在她回到妳身邊
‪妳就不跟我說妳回來了

521
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,416
‪這不代表我會生氣

522
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:43,833
‪-你確定嗎?因為你聽起來很生氣
‪-我沒生氣

523
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:51,041
‪好吧,我可能有一點受傷
‪但沒有生氣

524
00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:54,458
‪我幾乎覺得你貼心,丹尼

525
00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:56,833
‪但也很煩人,因為我們不是12歲

526
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,458
‪對不起,好吧?

527
00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:00,625
‪妳說得對,我知道我聽起來很瘋狂

528
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,916
‪我沒有跟你說我回來了,很對不起

529
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:10,375
‪也許我只是在...躲避其他人

530
00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:13,000
‪那個...

531
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:18,500
‪凱蒂有一些...問題

532
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:21,708
‪是大問題

533
00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:24,750
‪塔莉,發生了什麼事?

534
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:30,625
‪-塔莉,嗨,妳有見過我的男人嗎?
‪-我找到了

535
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:33,708
‪他把妳的房子當成自己的專屬空間
‪真的很抱歉

536
00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:36,916
‪天啊,他因為乳房那件事而很尷尬

537
00:31:36,916 --> 00:31:39,041
‪我跟他說:“你成熟一點吧
‪那很好笑”

538
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:40,791
‪對,很好笑

539
00:31:40,791 --> 00:31:43,291
‪妳要不要來我們家,跟我們喝一杯?

540
00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:44,750
‪我想聽妳說南極的事

541
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:48,333
‪我其實要去見我的朋友凱蒂
‪我要遲到了,下次再約吧?

542
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,625
‪好,一定!

543
00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:51,666
‪妳再聯絡我們吧

544
00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,958
‪-真的嗎?不是吧
‪-我說真的,我不會說謊

545
00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,333
‪驚喜!

546
00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:11,333
‪天啊,妳嚇死我了

547
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,333
‪這是什麼?

548
00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:15,375
‪這是我們兩個人的“乳房送別”派對

549
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:19,083
‪強尼會帶瑪娜去看電影
‪讓我們兩個女孩獨處

550
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,916
‪-真的嗎?
‪-我覺得妳需要這樣的時間

551
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,708
‪玩得開心點,拜託不要帶壞她

552
00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:29,458
‪現在要把主菜拿出來了

553
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:30,583
‪妳看!

554
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:35,750
‪我應該叫它“咪咪”

555
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:38,125
‪妳真是個瘋子

556
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,708
‪我明天要動手術,不能喝

557
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,208
‪寶貝,我幫妳預備好了

558
00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:44,208
‪這是有氣泡的蘋果汁

559
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:45,958
‪那樣的話,我們來吧

560
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,125
‪好

561
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,375
‪恭喜,乳房快樂

562
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:56,875
‪你想跟我們一起坐嗎?

563
00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:07,041
‪我今天一整天都想這麼做

564
00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:20,791
‪-過來
‪-好

565
00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:45,416
‪我把這個放在那裡是為了...以防萬一
‪以防我打噴嚏

566
00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:49,000
‪妳不用為了我這麼做

567
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,458
‪妳本來就很完美

568
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,666
‪-真的嗎?
‪-對

569
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:06,750
‪我的天啊

570
00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:19,125
‪我的天

571
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,375
‪我的天啊!

572
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,083
‪-天啊
‪-沒事的

573
00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:29,166
‪-大家都會聽到
‪-天啊

574
00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:33,833
‪-剛才發生了很瘋狂的事
‪-對

575
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,291
‪一點也沒錯

576
00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:38,125
‪-對不起
‪-沒關係

577
00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:40,875
‪我知道你不想讓別人知道我們的事

578
00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:47,583
‪對,那是因為學校所有人
‪都喜歡說別人閒話

579
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,583
‪我很討厭這樣

580
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:51,875
‪而且我跟傑茜不久之前才分手
‪她是個好妒忌又刻薄的人

581
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,458
‪我想讓這段關係維持純潔

582
00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:56,375
‪它很特別

583
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:58,708
‪這是為了我們

584
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:00,125
‪而且從房間對面看著妳

585
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:03,041
‪知道我們之間有這個美妙的秘密
‪是很性感的事

586
00:35:05,291 --> 00:35:07,833
‪對,你說得對

587
00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:12,375
‪我從來沒有對其他人有這樣的感覺

588
00:35:12,958 --> 00:35:13,833
‪我也是

589
00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,041
‪我一輩子都會記得那個吻

590
00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:31,750
‪庫柏

591
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:42,541
‪可惡,塔莉,我好想妳

592
00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:45,625
‪我不能跟任何其他人做這種事

593
00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:48,000
‪我也很想妳

594
00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:51,208
‪-我們要在這裡坐多久?
‪-坐到它乾掉為止

595
00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:54,541
‪別這樣了,妳不想永遠留著
‪妳胸部的紀錄嗎?

596
00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:57,333
‪這樣妳就可以隨時追憶妳的乳房

597
00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:00,666
‪它們是混蛋

598
00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:03,166
‪妳的胸部是混蛋?

599
00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:06,791
‪我在高中的時候想它們大一點
‪但當時它們太小了

600
00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:09,958
‪然後我在大學開始慢跑
‪它們卻終於開始變大

601
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:12,166
‪我意識到為什麼真正的乳房是個問題

602
00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:16,416
‪然後無論我多麼努力
‪它們都不願意餵飽瑪娜

603
00:36:16,416 --> 00:36:19,958
‪現在它們還要實際上在嘗試殺了我

604
00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,250
‪妳不會死的

605
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,375
‪我可能會的,我們不知道

606
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:28,208
‪我是說,發炎性乳癌的
‪五年存活率是41%

607
00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:31,458
‪機率不算很高,但妳絕對有可能生存

608
00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:33,125
‪妳不會有事的

609
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:37,333
‪妳要動手術、做放射治療

610
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,041
‪然後就完成了

611
00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,166
‪妳還會有新的乳房

612
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,750
‪我不在乎乳房

613
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:47,541
‪其實很奇怪

614
00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:50,125
‪大家都說我會經歷...

615
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,458
‪失去胸部的悲痛,但是...

616
00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:56,250
‪我沒有這種感覺

617
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,458
‪如果我有像妳一樣的乳房
‪我就可能會有點難過

618
00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:03,875
‪什麼?我一直想要妳的乳房

619
00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:05,791
‪什麼?妳的乳房是完美的

620
00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,875
‪-不,妳的才是
‪-不,妳的很大,但又堅挺

621
00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:14,000
‪我一直好奇我乳房小一點的話
‪會是怎樣的人

622
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,125
‪如果我是A罩杯而不是D罩杯
‪我會是個不同的人嗎?

623
00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:20,208
‪我會沒有這麼成功嗎?
‪我會更成功嗎?

624
00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:24,041
‪我的肩膀會沒有
‪胸罩肩帶做成的永久性凹痕嗎

625
00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:29,333
‪妳覺得我會成為一個不同的人嗎?

626
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:31,625
‪在手街之後

627
00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:34,333
‪不會

628
00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:38,000
‪妳的價值遠超於大奶子,麥樂琪

629
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:47,916
‪可以拆下來了嗎?

630
00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:50,041
‪好

631
00:37:57,375 --> 00:38:00,666
‪我們現在不能接電話
‪我們會在瑪娜兩歲時回電給你

632
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:05,125
‪寶貝,我收到妳的留言了
‪過了這麼久才回覆,真對不起

633
00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:07,125
‪我們一直錯過對方,真討厭

634
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,333
‪我不敢相信妳注意到我的乳房

635
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:11,333
‪它們確實變小了

636
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:16,708
‪有一個電視台的高層認為
‪我的乳房不專業又令人分心

637
00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,833
‪所以他們要我戴壓縮胸罩

638
00:38:19,416 --> 00:38:22,041
‪他們以為我的胸部越小
‪智商就會越高嗎?

639
00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:24,333
‪真是狗屁一通,還要很痛

640
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,333
‪我被緊緊紮起來了

641
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:28,916
‪但是我是新來的,所以不能挑起事端

642
00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:30,416
‪至少暫時不能

643
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:33,791
‪但相信我,我會的
‪我得讓它們重獲自由

644
00:38:34,666 --> 00:38:37,041
‪我搬來紐約是錯誤的決定嗎?

645
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:41,083
‪已經快一個月了,我還沒有適應時差

646
00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:44,625
‪還有,寶貝,聽著
‪關於餵母乳的事...

647
00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:47,375
‪我看得出妳壓力很大

648
00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:53,166
‪親愛的,我想跟妳說
‪妳可以放棄這夢想的

649
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,916
‪我知道妳心中有一個幻想

650
00:38:55,916 --> 00:39:00,083
‪想要坐在日光浴室
‪一邊看書,一邊餵寶寶

651
00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:01,250
‪諸如此類

652
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:03,708
‪放過妳自己吧

653
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:08,000
‪養育子女已經這麼難了
‪不需要額外加上罪惡感

654
00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:10,666
‪至少人們是這麼說的

655
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,041
‪這只是我的個人意見

656
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:43,791
‪好,塑像應該做好了

657
00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:46,875
‪是時候向妳的胸部作最後告別了

658
00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:49,583
‪準備好了嗎?張開眼睛吧

659
00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:58,625
‪寶貝,妳還好嗎?

660
00:40:03,416 --> 00:40:04,583
‪它們好美

661
00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:11,375
‪我一直都沒有發現

662
00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:44,083
‪妳去哪裡了?

663
00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,125
‪-沒什麼
‪-“沒什麼”?

664
00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:48,000
‪妳這隻小狐狸

665
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:49,833
‪抱歉,怎麼樣?

666
00:40:50,625 --> 00:40:54,541
‪很棒

667
00:40:54,541 --> 00:40:55,583
‪-是嗎?
‪-對,他...

668
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,083
‪我們在親吻,然後他對我上下其手

669
00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,958
‪然後我就坐到他大腿上,還在動

670
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,541
‪好吧

671
00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:06,750
‪然後我像是癲癇發作
‪不過是好的感覺

672
00:41:07,541 --> 00:41:09,666
‪那可能是性高潮,凱蒂寶貝

673
00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:14,750
‪-噢
‪-對

674
00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:16,291
‪哇

675
00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:20,083
‪庫柏,你剛才是
‪跟麥樂琪一起在那房間裡嗎?

676
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:26,208
‪別傻了,那絕對不可能發生,對吧?

677
00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:29,750
‪你認真的嗎?

678
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:31,833
‪好吧

679
00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:55,166
‪-嗨
‪-我們又見面了

680
00:41:55,166 --> 00:41:58,166
‪我真的很會挑時機,對不起

681
00:41:58,166 --> 00:42:00,708
‪公道一點說
‪這是我今天第二次洗澡了

682
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:02,416
‪你不可能預測到的

683
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,166
‪你需要些什麼嗎?

684
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,000
‪對

685
00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:12,166
‪剛才我過來的時候

686
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,291
‪我覺得妳好像想跟我說些什麼

687
00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:20,000
‪所以我只是想...

688
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,166
‪凱蒂得了癌症

689
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,083
‪什麼?

690
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,416
‪天啊

691
00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:29,708
‪天啊,該死

692
00:42:30,416 --> 00:42:31,500
‪真替妳難過

693
00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:34,250
‪她是第幾期?

694
00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:37,125
‪第三期

695
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:41,166
‪叫做發炎性乳癌

696
00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:43,750
‪是很罕見和具侵略性的癌症

697
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:47,500
‪它跟傳統的乳癌不同
‪所以常常被誤診

698
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,666
‪我怕她會死

699
00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:55,500
‪但我不能讓她知道

700
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:58,500
‪因為我是應該相信不可能的機率的

701
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,750
‪沒事的

702
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,041
‪所以...

703
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:14,791
‪那就是我的新消息

704
00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:17,916
‪我回來之後沒有打給你,很抱歉

705
00:43:17,916 --> 00:43:19,958
‪不是,聽著...

706
00:43:21,041 --> 00:43:22,750
‪我不知道妳本來今晚打算做什麼

707
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:25,208
‪但是瑟萊絲這個週末去了瑜伽旅行

708
00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:27,958
‪而我已經覬覦妳的酒櫃好幾個月

709
00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:33,291
‪不如我們開瓶酒
‪看糟糕的恐怖電影,好嗎?

710
00:43:33,291 --> 00:43:39,375
‪我時隔二十年
‪終於租了《惡魔男孩之子續集》

711
00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:41,458
‪天啊,好,太完美了

712
00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:43,791
‪-是嗎?
‪-對,我去換上運動褲

713
00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:48,000
‪你去打開酒櫃裡的一瓶紅酒
‪不過不可以是柏圖斯

714
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,041
‪我留著在某個特別場合喝的

715
00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:02,541
‪好了

716
00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:04,791
‪謝謝

717
00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:32,333
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

718
00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:34,541
‪妳想要我陪妳嗎?

719
00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:35,541
‪好

720
00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:47,250
‪謝謝

721
00:46:18,791 --> 00:46:20,541
‪喂,你在幹什麼?

722
00:46:20,541 --> 00:46:23,250
‪-是妳先做的
‪-我沒有向你丟

723
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:21,916
‪媽媽,我愛妳

724
00:47:21,916 --> 00:47:23,625
‪親愛的,我也愛妳

725
00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:25,125
‪寶貝,妳做得到的

726
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,500
‪妳醒來時,我們都會在這裡

727
00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:30,041
‪來吧

728
00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:32,500
‪祝妳乳房快樂

729
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:43,083
‪親愛的,她會沒事的

730
00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:14,916
‪(十年後)

731
00:48:17,958 --> 00:48:21,250
‪妳真是太好人了,我結束後再跟妳談

732
00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:27,666
‪快要開始了,你感覺如何?

733
00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:30,666
‪如果新娘出現,我的感覺會好很多

734
00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:33,833
‪我們應該差不多要開始了

735
00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:49,625
‪等一等

736
00:48:49,625 --> 00:48:50,791
‪我快準備好了

737
00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,833
‪反正沒有我,你們也不能開始

738
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,750
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