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‪快开始了 你感觉如何?

2
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‪只要新娘如约而至 我会感觉好很多

3
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‪-婚礼随时有可能开始
‪-对 好的

4
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‪-嗨 很高兴见到你 感谢前来
‪-嗨 你好吗?

5
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‪你好

6
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‪请进

7
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‪迟到的应该是我才对吧 塔莉阿姨?

8
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‪我已经准备好了 就是整理一下头发

9
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‪好吧

10
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‪帮我戴上头纱好吗?

11
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‪好的

12
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‪你真漂亮

13
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‪我好紧张

14
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‪你会做得很好的 亲爱的

15
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‪我真为你骄傲

16
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‪(十年前)

17
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‪(《梦幻婚礼》《摩登新娘》)

18
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‪我终于想好你的单身派对要怎么办了

19
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‪塔莉 打住

20
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‪就两样

21
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‪脱衣舞男、阴茎吸管

22
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‪-不要
‪-外加性爱玩具当小礼物 罪恶之都哟

23
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‪-我加入 什么时候去?
‪-单身派对不允许男士加入

24
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‪不要 我已经说过
‪不想搞单身派对、新娘送礼会

25
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‪这种毫无意义的活动了

26
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‪婚礼本身已经够令人激动了

27
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‪但我是首席伴娘啊
‪总得筹划点什么吧

28
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‪怎么啦?你那是什么表情?

29
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‪我忘记告诉你了
‪玛拉是我的首席伴娘

30
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‪-喔
‪-我之前就想告诉你来着

31
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‪很合理

32
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‪那个 因为她是我女儿嘛...

33
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‪凯特 拜托 你不用解释的
‪我懂 我当个普通伴娘就好

34
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‪我连伴娘都当不上?

35
00:02:18,375 --> 00:02:22,583
‪当然 如果我有伴娘团的话
‪可强尼只有一个伴郎呀

36
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‪对 那样人数会不均衡

37
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‪就因为他没朋友

38
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‪-我就不能参与婚礼了?
‪-嘿!我有朋友的

39
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‪你有马特 马特是你的伴郎
‪可你俩甚至都不怎么一起玩

40
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‪我们前几天晚上才聚过

41
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‪在卡萝的退休宴上
‪而且是好几周前的事了

42
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‪我们下周要一起吃午饭
‪如果我俩都有空的话 到时候看吧

43
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‪是啊 好吧
‪你俩就像我和凯特一样亲密呢

44
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‪“一样...”

45
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‪塔莉 你是婚礼上超级重要的一部分

46
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‪你是最重要的客人
‪虽然没有参与筹备工作

47
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‪是啊 太重要了

48
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‪对 其实 从今天起
‪你正式成为婚礼的荣誉嘉宾了

49
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‪-什么?
‪-太蠢了 根本没这东西

50
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‪我们把它加进来不就有了?

51
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‪-真的吗?
‪-真的吗?

52
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‪真的

53
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‪那么 荣誉嘉宾都有哪些职责?

54
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‪我的天...

55
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‪太多扯淡的任务了

56
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‪我们干吗非得每晚数吸管?
‪还嫌不够忙吗?

57
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‪告诉你一个秘密吧?

58
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‪我会直接编个数字

59
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‪什么?

60
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‪60、82、47 老板从来不核对

61
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‪莉莎凯伦 你居然也会蒙混过关呀?

62
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‪我有很多面的

63
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‪你周五还来玩吗?我妈妈可激动了

64
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‪-对 下周五
‪-对 马上就到了

65
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‪-不是 是这周五之后的那一个
‪-喔 好吧 了解

66
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‪-我都等不及了 到时候一定很开心
‪-我也是

67
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‪不是吧!

68
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‪噢 我刚想起来
‪我得去检查一下小便池芳香剂

69
00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:03,583
‪凯特 你的客人

70
00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:07,708
‪你好呀 先生

71
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‪想要点什么?

72
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‪我想来点...甜蜜...又危险的东西

73
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‪好吧 这里有吃剩的奶昔

74
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‪从中午就一直放在柜台上了

75
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‪应该能满足你

76
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‪我指的是你

77
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‪我想带你去一个很酷...很私人的地方

78
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‪我也想去 但我要再过一小时才下班

79
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‪我还得清理隔油池和倒垃圾

80
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‪真扫兴

81
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‪-凯特 你能帮我个忙吗?
‪-好

82
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‪快去吧 不然我开除你

83
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‪-关门前还得收拾呢
‪-我完全可以自己搞定

84
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‪今天该轮到我清理隔油池了
‪你讨厌那活儿

85
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‪你下回再清理就好啦 还有下下回

86
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‪真的吗?

87
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‪当然 但你得把约会细节全告诉我

88
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‪让我间接感受一把浪漫

89
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‪成交

90
00:05:03,791 --> 00:05:05,500
‪这周五放学后?

91
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‪对 下周五

92
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‪对 还有这周五 如果你想的话

93
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‪好呀好呀

94
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‪好啦 快去玩吧

95
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‪我都不知道
‪原来真的有亲热角这个地方

96
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‪-很荣幸把这里介绍给你
‪-这里真的叫亲热角吗?

97
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‪不 其实是叫常青观景台

98
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‪好吧

99
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‪但天黑了什么也看不见

100
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‪你的吻技越来越好了

101
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‪你是个好老师

102
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‪我从九年级开始就暗恋你了

103
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‪真的吗?

104
00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:04,083
‪嗯 真的

105
00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:09,250
‪可你是库珀呀 而我是...

106
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‪全校最性感的女孩

107
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‪天啊

108
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‪过来 小猫咪 我会保护你的 别担心

109
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‪那么西奥
‪你觉得这个吞拿鱼砂锅菜如何?

110
00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:09,083
‪是美国的经典菜式哦

111
00:07:12,791 --> 00:07:15,791
‪不得不说 真是美味佳肴

112
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‪-是吧?
‪-没错

113
00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:19,416
‪秘诀就是表面的特制脆皮

114
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‪我想把它加进婚礼菜单上
‪会不会很离谱?

115
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‪我有提过吗?
‪我们在做关于新婚时尚的节目

116
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‪是来源于我的灵感

117
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‪-是吗?
‪-我很潮的

118
00:07:34,291 --> 00:07:37,708
‪其实 我觉得你永远都是那么地优雅

119
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‪你没事吧?

120
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‪没事 当然

121
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‪大概是有点焦虑吧
‪同时要忙工作和筹划婚礼

122
00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:02,541
‪策划工作上的婚礼 筹备自己的婚礼

123
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‪挑选邀请函、看礼服

124
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‪还有 真没想到要找个
‪红发新郎造型的蛋糕装饰居然这么难

125
00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,958
‪所以 我想我只是...

126
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‪有点不堪重负

127
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‪其实蛋糕上的新郎人偶
‪不一定非得是红头发

128
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‪-要的 必须是 婚礼必须完美!
‪-没必要 别太执着于完美了

129
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‪婚礼应该是令人享受的 凯特

130
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‪在那之后
‪我们会面对生活中的各种难题

131
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‪-对
‪-这是我们构筑堡垒的时刻

132
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‪我就是想和你一起
‪建造一个坚固的堡垒呀

133
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‪我们已经在这么做了

134
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‪所以别给自己太大压力 好吗?

135
00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,791
‪但明天还是要去上班哦

136
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,041
‪看看那些婚纱 然后
‪没准能选出一条喜欢的呢 对吧?

137
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‪因为时间快来不及了 亲爱的

138
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‪完美 太漂亮了 你准备好了
‪请让下一个模特进来

139
00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:09,083
‪-模特负责人进展如何了?
‪-一切顺利 莱恩先生

140
00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,333
‪莱恩先生?我爸来了吗?

141
00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,791
‪保持界限感很重要

142
00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:17,250
‪我是快结婚的人了
‪我们得像普通同事那样相处

143
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,833
‪喔 把蜡烛撤了 拜托

144
00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:24,500
‪对 好 不 当然 抱歉
‪对 我理解 也很认同

145
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,416
‪很好

146
00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,208
‪凯特 我们有麻烦了

147
00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:30,750
‪有个模特被她的宠物鹦鹉
‪拉了粑粑到身上

148
00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,041
‪现在眼睛红了

149
00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:33,041
‪真的假的?

150
00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:37,458
‪好吧 那我们就展示四种造型好了

151
00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:40,750
‪不行!我们这几周宣传的
‪一直是最潮的五种新娘造型

152
00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:43,208
‪不能宣传五种但只展示四种

153
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,958
‪那就让卡萝顶上
‪可以插入一段“卡萝尝试婚纱”

154
00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:48,708
‪我问过了 她说
‪“我已经结过三次婚了

155
00:09:48,708 --> 00:09:51,041
‪要想让我再穿一次婚纱 除非你们让

156
00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:52,750
‪大卫哈塞尔霍夫给我打电话”

157
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,750
‪好吧 那我们能找谁顶替呢?

158
00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:01,833
‪不行 不要 不可以

159
00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:13,416
‪好了 该看看最终造型了

160
00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:15,208
‪穆拉基?

161
00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:21,083
‪有个模特患了红眼病 所以...对

162
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:25,625
‪我看起来很蠢吧?我感觉...

163
00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,791
‪不 你看起来...

164
00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:33,916
‪美极了...很适合这次的节目

165
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,625
‪我戴着这玩意什么都看不清了

166
00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,291
‪来 我来...

167
00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:45,291
‪我来帮你...

168
00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:01,708
‪嘿 如果你还没选好婚纱

169
00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:04,791
‪我想台里应该能
‪帮你搞到这条裙子的折扣

170
00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:06,291
‪我看过它的标价了

171
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,375
‪那得是好大的折扣才行

172
00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:11,458
‪西奥很有钱 不是吗?

173
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:19,458
‪对 他家很有钱
‪但我嫁给他不是因为那个

174
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:22,250
‪不 对 当然 我绝不会那么想

175
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:25,541
‪我只是想说 你值得拥有漂亮的婚纱

176
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:29,500
‪和美满的...人生

177
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,875
‪谢谢

178
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‪凯特!

179
00:11:37,916 --> 00:11:39,291
‪-什么事?
‪-该你上了

180
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‪好

181
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:54,375
‪萤火虫小巷

182
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‪惊喜!

183
00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:01,125
‪什么?

184
00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:05,250
‪-不是说来吃午餐吗?
‪-我总得找个理由叫你过来呀

185
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,000
‪这里有很多食物 别担心

186
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,208
‪欢迎来到你的新娘送礼会

187
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:13,666
‪放轻松 好好享受吧
‪我们都是来祝贺你的

188
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,458
‪我保证 这里没有阴茎吸管

189
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‪希望你喜欢 妈妈

190
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,916
‪当然 谢谢你 亲爱的

191
00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:25,791
‪谢谢大家 谢谢你们过来 哇

192
00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:29,833
‪好闺蜜是用来干什么的?
‪去吧 好好乐一乐 你应得的 快去

193
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,416
‪很棒的惊喜吧?

194
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,291
‪是不是感觉很奢靡?

195
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:39,333
‪这些全是塔莉让人用飞机
‪从纽约送来的 来 尝尝这个

196
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:45,625
‪能有机会庆祝一下 我真是太高兴了

197
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:50,500
‪我们也会在婚礼上庆祝呀

198
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,833
‪我说的不光是你的婚姻 还有你

199
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:57,500
‪你没事了 我真的松了一口气

200
00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,916
‪我们终于能把癌症这一页翻过去了

201
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,750
‪这场庆祝会
‪塔莉已经秘密筹划好几周了

202
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,458
‪我能看出来她有多想你

203
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:13,000
‪你们俩重归于好 我真是太高兴了

204
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:18,416
‪现在 容我邀请你一起去客厅漫步

205
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,583
‪追忆往昔吧

206
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,208
‪(你需要的只有爱)

207
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,041
‪妈妈 你以前真是个书呆子

208
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,000
‪哎呀 我确实是

209
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,875
‪那我可得告诉你
‪你的书呆子老妈当时在跟校草约会哦

210
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,041
‪什么是校草?

211
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,875
‪-全校最受欢迎的男生
‪-噢

212
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:40,500
‪他叫库珀 我们其实没确定关系

213
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,541
‪对 没有 他们只是亲热过了

214
00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:43,708
‪-恶心
‪-不错嘛

215
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,250
‪这发型是怎么回事?

216
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:50,208
‪那是多萝西哈蜜尔的发型 亲爱的
‪这发型很迷人呢

217
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,291
‪跟你在一起的女孩是谁?

218
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,333
‪琳达凯伦?

219
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,916
‪是莉莎凯伦

220
00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:58,166
‪她看起来比你还像书呆子

221
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,291
‪我记得她

222
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:05,583
‪是死得很离奇的...那姑娘吧?

223
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,625
‪她死了?

224
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,250
‪有人心情很好哟

225
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,750
‪谁能想到坏天气会这么浪漫呀?

226
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,000
‪我错过了什么?

227
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,041
‪你知道真有亲热角这个地方吗?

228
00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:22,750
‪其实它叫常青观景台

229
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:28,875
‪但对我来说
‪那将永远是我...到达三垒的地方

230
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,208
‪你上三垒了!

231
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,583
‪对!但你小声点 好吧

232
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,833
‪-等会儿上班再跟你说
‪-好 快走吧

233
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,125
‪克劳德 我开小货车去上班喽!

234
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,916
‪姑娘们 今天的工作取消了

235
00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:40,458
‪餐厅关门了

236
00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:43,416
‪见鬼 卫生部门
‪终于把那儿关停了吗?

237
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,583
‪-我早跟麦克说餐厅有蟑螂了
‪-不是

238
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,208
‪昨晚发生了意外

239
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,791
‪一个姑娘被闪电击中 死掉了

240
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:51,791
‪这也太扯了吧

241
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,541
‪我昨晚在那儿上班 我没事啊

242
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,250
‪显然是个恶作剧电话

243
00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:01,541
‪-对 一点也不好笑
‪-不 是餐厅老板麦克打来的

244
00:15:01,541 --> 00:15:07,083
‪他说莉莎凯伦在出去扔垃圾的时候

245
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:11,875
‪被闪电击中 当场去世 死了

246
00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:17,583
‪那也太...这不可能啊
‪我不久前才见过她

247
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,458
‪凯特昨天才在那儿上过班
‪她怎么可能就这么...

248
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,625
‪今天早上 我尿急得厉害
‪所以跑到了花园里

249
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:33,125
‪因为我喜欢浇灌植物
‪然后...我尿尿的时候

250
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:37,833
‪有只蝴蝶 就在我面前徘徊不去

251
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:42,875
‪我本能地感觉到
‪它是想告诉我什么 但我领会不了

252
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,041
‪但我现在知道了

253
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,875
‪它想让我告诉你 她没事

254
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,500
‪这也太离谱了

255
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,000
‪为什么蝴蝶会选择你
‪来传达莉莎凯伦的事?

256
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,291
‪麦克选择了我

257
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,583
‪不 你只是恰好接到了电话

258
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,291
‪正如蝴蝶飞来时

259
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,000
‪我恰好在花园里尿尿一样

260
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,083
‪听着 姑娘们

261
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,500
‪她已经安息了

262
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,833
‪化成了自由的鸟儿

263
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,250
‪我得去把工作服换下来

264
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,250
‪周一有篇文章要交 我还没动笔呢

265
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,458
‪还有 我们晚点要排练演出

266
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,916
‪凯特 你没事吧?

267
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:22,875
‪我没事

268
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:42,250
‪(诚邀您参加西奥多伍考克
‪和凯瑟琳穆拉基的婚礼)

269
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,750
‪-嗨
‪-嘿

270
00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:00,916
‪你怎么来了?

271
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:02,666
‪我...

272
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,125
‪我不知道

273
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:12,791
‪我刚才在开车 然后我...就到了这里

274
00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:13,708
‪好吧

275
00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:15,750
‪为什么呀?

276
00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:21,083
‪我不知道 我真的不知道

277
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:26,166
‪我猜是因为我...

278
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:27,500
‪还爱着你吧

279
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,416
‪你还爱着我?

280
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,583
‪你知道吗?

281
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,208
‪我不在乎

282
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,125
‪天啊 你真是个混蛋

283
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,000
‪你不能就这样跑过来说你爱我

284
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,416
‪我要结婚了 婚礼请柬都寄出去了

285
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:50,166
‪礼品清单都登记好了 还订了场地

286
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:55,708
‪是啊 你说得对 对不起

287
00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:59,708
‪西奥是个好男人 他想做我的丈夫

288
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:02,416
‪而我们之所以分手
‪就是因为你不想娶我

289
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:06,250
‪所以你没有权利这么跑到我家门口

290
00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:08,916
‪说你爱我

291
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:11,666
‪然后指望我投入你的怀抱

292
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:15,541
‪你会孤单难过 我表示很遗憾 强尼

293
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:17,958
‪但我们会走到今天都是因为你

294
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:21,166
‪见鬼 现在太迟了 我已经有西奥了

295
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:24,250
‪我现在很幸福 非常幸福!

296
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:27,125
‪好!我懂了!我替你高兴!

297
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,041
‪很好!

298
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:41,500
‪我是塔莉哈特
‪为您带来突发天气新闻

299
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:45,708
‪今天西雅图都会区
‪将持续面临强风和暴雨天气

300
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,833
‪嘿 塔莉 出了点状况

301
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:50,916
‪天啊 不就是暴风雨嘛
‪在西雅图是家常便饭

302
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:54,458
‪-为什么所有人都这么大惊小怪啊?
‪-大堂里有一位女士

303
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,083
‪看起来有点神经兮兮的

304
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:59,250
‪-她想找你谈谈
‪-我为什么要跟一个疯女人说话?

305
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,833
‪她说她是你妈妈

306
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:05,291
‪我知道你说过你母亲已经死了
‪但她坚持说自己是

307
00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:08,416
‪-我可以报警
‪-不用了

308
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,250
‪没关系 我来处理

309
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:18,166
‪-天啊 克劳德 你来做什么?
‪-你跟人说我死了?

310
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:21,375
‪假设而已嘛 我都八百年没见过你了

311
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:24,291
‪我需要你帮忙 这很重要

312
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,708
‪-好吧 冷静 出什么事了?
‪-好

313
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:30,000
‪我刚才想去春街美食坊吃饭

314
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,250
‪可那群该死的法西斯分子拒绝招待我

315
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,541
‪好吧

316
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,833
‪他们不愿招待你会不会是因为

317
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:40,625
‪你嗑嗨了 而且还没穿鞋?

318
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:45,208
‪我的公民权利遭到了雅皮士的践踏

319
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,833
‪而你居然在意我穿没穿鞋?

320
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,541
‪好了 拜托你 冷静点

321
00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,208
‪-我跟他们说了你是谁
‪-好吧

322
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,541
‪我跟他们说你会在新闻上

323
00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:56,208
‪向全世界揭露他们的恶行!

324
00:19:56,208 --> 00:20:00,958
‪好吧 要不我给你点些吃的吧
‪你先清醒一下

325
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,625
‪你是认真的吗?

326
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,958
‪是 你需要吃东西

327
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,958
‪去你妈的

328
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:16,041
‪你这没用的废物!

329
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:18,458
‪去死吧

330
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,666
‪你还好吧?

331
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,083
‪没事

332
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:33,875
‪她是个给我爆料的线人
‪或者至少我是这么认为的

333
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:35,833
‪结果看来 她就是个该死的瘾君子

334
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:39,916
‪嗑嗨了发神经 以为自己是我妈妈

335
00:20:39,916 --> 00:20:40,875
‪真是奇怪

336
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,041
‪见鬼 太刺激了

337
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:47,833
‪过来

338
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,541
‪-马特 我跟你说了她是...
‪-我知道

339
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,250
‪你们这群无良企业的提线木偶!

340
00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,375
‪继续演你们的木偶戏吧
‪祝你们愉快 任人摆布的羔羊!

341
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,500
‪该死的蠢羊

342
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:12,708
‪我知道穿白裙子
‪是受男权主义思想支配的象征

343
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:16,625
‪不过...我这样太漂亮了

344
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:20,125
‪我应该多穿穿用厕纸做的衣服

345
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:25,125
‪不好说 我还是觉得它需要剪裁一下

346
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:28,333
‪那正是男权主义者会说的话 塔露拉

347
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,375
‪我把礼物放后备箱了
‪车钥匙借用一下?

348
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:36,791
‪-好 在我包里 包在厨房
‪-好的

349
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,750
‪我喜欢 简直完美

350
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,708
‪-你和玛拉一起开车来的?
‪-对

351
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:47,458
‪她让我载她一程
‪你该给那孩子买辆车了

352
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:52,041
‪我希望你在做这种事之前
‪先问过我的意见

353
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:54,000
‪那不就没有惊喜了?

354
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,333
‪但我不想要惊喜 我告诉过你的

355
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,500
‪我真不敢相信

356
00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:05,208
‪你真认为我会让她再次遇到危险?

357
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:08,458
‪-我当然会担心 这你不能怪我吧
‪-其实我能

358
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:12,750
‪现在是白天
‪而且我是载她来你的新娘送礼会

359
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:16,333
‪我根本不想要什么新娘送礼会!
‪我说过了 但你就是不听

360
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,750
‪你从来不听我的想法
‪总是想怎样就怎样

361
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:22,125
‪所以很抱歉
‪你让她坐你的车 我会担心

362
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:25,916
‪因为上回你这么干时
‪就因为酒驾而害我女儿遭遇了车祸

363
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,333
‪对不起

364
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,541
‪给我吧 亲爱的 没事的

365
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:50,000
‪-谢谢 我要...
‪-她只是需要点时间

366
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,208
‪她已经冷静一年了 显然这还不够

367
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:55,291
‪-她只是有点烦躁
‪-真不知道我是怎么想的

368
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,958
‪她癌症好了 就不再需要我了

369
00:22:57,958 --> 00:22:59,875
‪她想要我回来 只是因为她吓坏了

370
00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:02,041
‪什么?塔莉?不是的

371
00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:03,625
‪她抛弃了我

372
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:06,708
‪可我仍然上赶着跑回来
‪现在她却跟我闹这出!

373
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:10,625
‪好吧 随她的便 我现在就走
‪反正她根本没有真的原谅我

374
00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:17,583
‪你原谅她了吗?

375
00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:19,791
‪有时候要放下是很难的

376
00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:24,000
‪所以我没有取消今天的排练

377
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:28,500
‪我们都需要聚在一起 聊聊发生的事

378
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:33,333
‪一起解读这场荒诞不经的悲剧

379
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,833
‪如果有人想发言 我表示鼓励

380
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:41,250
‪或者你们也可以静静地坐着
‪回忆和缅怀莉莎凯伦

381
00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:46,500
‪要消化这件事 没有特定的正确方式

382
00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:49,333
‪而且我知道大家都还很震惊

383
00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:50,583
‪震惊是真的

384
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,875
‪请讲

385
00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:59,625
‪自从听到这个消息 我就一直在哭

386
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:05,125
‪莉莎凯伦是一个很特别的人

387
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:09,625
‪她会一丝不苟地放幻灯片

388
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:15,500
‪还会...把装影碟的小推车推到走廊上

389
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:18,291
‪我们去年搭档合作了一个科学项目

390
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,583
‪我们建了一座火山

391
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:27,333
‪和她一起建造火山的过程中
‪感觉我们好像

392
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,583
‪心意相通了

393
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:36,833
‪感觉她是...最好的火山搭档

394
00:24:38,916 --> 00:24:42,291
‪我从来没想过她居然会...像那样死去

395
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:46,375
‪四年级的某一天 我忘了带午餐

396
00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:52,250
‪她把自己的三明治分了一半给我
‪是吞拿鱼的 我的最爱

397
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:57,416
‪她那样真的很酷 我很感动

398
00:24:57,416 --> 00:25:00,458
‪“我随时随地都看见你那一头红发...”

399
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:05,541
‪所以我要在全校范围内

400
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,750
‪组织一场追悼会

401
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:11,000
‪到时我会演唱《想象》

402
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,416
‪以表追思 纪念她有多么特别

403
00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:15,916
‪我可以弹钢琴

404
00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:20,250
‪天啊 你们这些人真是太虚伪了

405
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:22,083
‪你们之前都对她很不友好

406
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,291
‪你之所以想搞这个愚蠢的追悼会

407
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:28,333
‪只是为了自己出风头唱歌罢了
‪可她讨厌那首歌

408
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,375
‪你们都讨厌她

409
00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:35,541
‪你们给她起了一堆外号 布娃娃安...

410
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,666
‪雀斑脸书呆子

411
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:41,750
‪还有恶魔阴毛

412
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,416
‪-嘿 别说了
‪-我要说!

413
00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:48,000
‪你们每一个人都对她那么恶毒

414
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,291
‪现在还想利用她的死
‪来显示你们多有深度、多么重要

415
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:56,375
‪但你们都只是一帮假惺惺的混蛋

416
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:58,666
‪还有 知道吗?

417
00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:01,958
‪她不可能给过你吞拿鱼三明治
‪她对吞拿鱼过敏

418
00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:06,250
‪也许正因如此她才把它给了我

419
00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:13,708
‪天啊 我真是恨死他们了

420
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:14,916
‪-冷静点 穆拉基
‪-不

421
00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:17,541
‪我是她唯一的朋友

422
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,166
‪她活着时他们都讨厌她

423
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:22,166
‪现在她死了
‪他们却想装出一副伤心的样子

424
00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,500
‪太恶心了

425
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,375
‪你能不能先闭上嘴 拜托?

426
00:26:26,875 --> 00:26:29,083
‪-我不觉得他们完全是装的
‪-天哪

427
00:26:29,083 --> 00:26:30,416
‪不 你听我说!

428
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:33,333
‪我跟她也不是朋友 但我仍然很难过

429
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:37,583
‪我打赌他们也一样
‪因为我们还是高中生啊

430
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:40,291
‪高中生不应该就这么死掉

431
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,333
‪这个事实很难接受

432
00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:45,041
‪很可怕 也很悲伤

433
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,833
‪我不认为他们是在装

434
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:51,416
‪你知道吗?

435
00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:54,958
‪你会说这种话我一点也不惊讶
‪因为你也对她很刻薄

436
00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:04,000
‪要帮我个忙吗?

437
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,125
‪派对结束了

438
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,208
‪不 我们还没吃蛋糕 派对就还没结束

439
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,083
‪那两个家伙好大的阵仗啊 是吧?

440
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:18,208
‪你真该看看她们小时候的样子

441
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:21,000
‪天啊 成天吵吵嚷嚷 一惊一乍的

442
00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:24,708
‪有次她们因为一张
‪比吉斯的唱片吵了起来

443
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:28,791
‪俩人叽叽喳喳的就像小鸟一样
‪而且是叫声很刺耳那种

444
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:32,958
‪“是你把它弄丢的”
‪“不对 是你弄丢的”

445
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:39,416
‪其实是我把它扔进了垃圾桶
‪因为迪斯科音乐就是垃圾

446
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,333
‪我说得对吗?

447
00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:43,583
‪总之 那次是我害她们吵架的

448
00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:46,833
‪但今天这次

449
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,375
‪不是你的错

450
00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:50,500
‪你知道吧?

451
00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:54,000
‪-我没觉得那是我的错
‪-你有

452
00:27:56,666 --> 00:28:00,041
‪毕竟...她们是因为我才吵架的

453
00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:02,583
‪-并不是
‪-就是的

454
00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:04,750
‪就是因为我 她们才冷战了一年

455
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,500
‪现在又吵起来

456
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,291
‪不是因为你 宝贝

457
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:12,083
‪我知道从小到大 身为萤火虫小巷
‪姐妹花之一的女儿有多难

458
00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:15,083
‪凯特和塔莉永远是彼此最亲的人

459
00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:18,291
‪这样的姐妹情会让其他感情黯然失色

460
00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:22,041
‪-我不在乎 我爱塔莉阿姨
‪-我知道

461
00:28:22,041 --> 00:28:25,375
‪但我们其他人还是会感觉不受重视

462
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:30,166
‪她们俩之间是典型的相互依赖关系

463
00:28:30,916 --> 00:28:32,583
‪就别让我跟你吐槽界限的事了

464
00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:35,583
‪哦 等一下 没得吐槽
‪因为她俩相处根本没界限

465
00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:40,541
‪刚才她们吵的那一架
‪表面上说的是那场车祸

466
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:44,125
‪其实根本不是因为那个

467
00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:49,000
‪而是30年来累积的强烈情绪
‪需要一个...

468
00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:52,916
‪她们需要将情绪释放出来 重整归零

469
00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:58,958
‪-但她们还是在吵架啊
‪-我在匿名戒酒会听到过一句话

470
00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:03,916
‪应该是出自荣格的心理学说吧
‪“凡是你抗拒的 都会持续”

471
00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:06,541
‪卡尔荣格要是在这里 一定会说

472
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:09,833
‪那两个人还没有解决她们矛盾的根源

473
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:15,541
‪但无论如何...她们吵架都不是因为你

474
00:29:18,416 --> 00:29:20,083
‪还有 你应该知道...

475
00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:24,333
‪这个蛋糕超级好吃

476
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:26,500
‪简直是来自天堂的美味
‪包你欲仙欲死

477
00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:33,250
‪太棒了!

478
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000
‪天啊!

479
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,208
‪我感觉我最后都昏厥了

480
00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:45,583
‪-嘿 介意我去冲个澡吗?
‪-我的天啊

481
00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:49,541
‪我得回台里去了 我跟他们说
‪出来买个口香糖 去去就回的

482
00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:54,958
{\an8}‪天啊 我是个淫妇 我刚刚犯了通奸罪

483
00:29:55,666 --> 00:30:00,958
‪严格来说
‪你得是已婚妇女 这才算通奸

484
00:30:00,958 --> 00:30:03,500
‪这不好笑 好吧?我真是个坏人

485
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,666
‪你是很好的人 你最好了

486
00:30:07,666 --> 00:30:09,208
‪不 我是个混蛋

487
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:12,791
‪什么?嘿 凯特 别这样

488
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:17,666
‪你才别这样 我是个恶心的疯女人
‪我不能再做这种荒唐事了

489
00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:20,166
‪我要跟西奥结婚了 好吗?故事结束

490
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:23,625
‪刚才确实很棒 但那是告别之炮
‪你该向前看了 强尼

491
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:26,833
‪我想我们都知道事情没这么简单

492
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:29,708
‪每次我们共处一室
‪情况就变得更复杂

493
00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:32,541
‪你和我总是不停地互相伤害
‪已经够糟的了

494
00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:35,250
‪可然后我又有可能伤害到西奥?
‪为了什么呢?

495
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,541
‪我不在乎你爱不爱我 我也...

496
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:40,416
‪爱你

497
00:30:40,416 --> 00:30:42,750
‪但我们没有未来 好吧?

498
00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:45,416
‪这是一个天大的、荒谬至极的错误

499
00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:47,458
‪可恶

500
00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:50,250
‪你去洗澡吧 洗完赶紧走

501
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,250
‪喂?

502
00:30:58,416 --> 00:30:59,833
‪嘿 妈妈

503
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:01,375
‪对 一切都好

504
00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:04,791
‪对 我们正要挑选结婚请柬呢 是啊

505
00:31:06,291 --> 00:31:10,750
‪对 但我真的不想邀请
‪我根本没见过的人来参加婚礼

506
00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:21,125
‪节目今晚播出时你就能看见了...

507
00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:25,708
‪他们说会给我折扣 所以还挺好的

508
00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:30,583
‪这怎么就不吉利了 妈妈?
‪那条裙子真的很美

509
00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:33,041
{\an8}‪(静音)

510
00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:34,041
‪凯特!

511
00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:38,166
‪嘿 宝贝

512
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,166
‪亲爱的?

513
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:52,583
‪...请广大民众留在室内
‪暴风雨预计会愈演愈烈

514
00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:56,375
‪我是KPOC新闻台的塔莉哈特
‪为您带来直播报道

515
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,375
‪凯特 你在家吗 亲爱的?

516
00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:03,333
‪哎哟

517
00:32:04,708 --> 00:32:08,833
‪我的小淘气鬼
‪也许会喜欢来点刺激的惊喜呢

518
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,458
‪又想来第二轮了呀 穆拉基...

519
00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:46,666
‪告诉他那太离谱了

520
00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:49,666
‪根本不存在什么“英国式养娃”

521
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:52,583
‪妈妈 我回头再打给你

522
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,458
‪天啊 这怎么回事啊?

523
00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:59,125
‪他滑倒了

524
00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:02,666
‪我好像听到有东西破裂的声音

525
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,125
{\an8}‪(冰袋)

526
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,458
‪他会没事吗?

527
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:10,375
‪他可能会失去一个睾丸 但人没事

528
00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:12,625
‪那怎么能叫没事?

529
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:16,416
‪西奥 真对不起
‪我能为你做些什么吗?

530
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,416
‪能 把我奶奶的戒指还给我

531
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,916
‪喔 当然

532
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,125
‪其实我妈妈只是假装喜欢你罢了

533
00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:26,041
‪什么?

534
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:35,291
‪请你离开

535
00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:39,000
‪穆拉基...

536
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,125
‪我真不敢相信
‪我以前居然认为自己是个好人

537
00:33:43,083 --> 00:33:43,916
‪你确实是

538
00:33:43,916 --> 00:33:46,375
‪-你是个非常好的人
‪-别说了

539
00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:50,041
‪我甚至都不想回头看你 快走吧

540
00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:27,750
‪天啊 库珀 你搞什么啊?

541
00:34:28,541 --> 00:34:31,416
‪好的 进来了

542
00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:33,625
‪什么?

543
00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:39,416
‪-抱歉 我不想走前门
‪-你怎么来了?

544
00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:41,041
‪我不知道

545
00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:43,458
‪只是觉得你需要跟人倾诉

546
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,041
‪我不想倾诉

547
00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:48,416
‪那我该走吗?

548
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,250
‪你能不能就静静地

549
00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:55,541
‪抱着我?

550
00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:58,416
‪你想要我抱着你?

551
00:34:58,416 --> 00:35:01,333
‪对 躺在床上 抱着我

552
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:04,125
‪好啊 当然 可以

553
00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:05,041
‪好

554
00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:17,375
‪-我们...
‪-对...

555
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,458
‪-这样可以吗?
‪-嗯 可以

556
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:51,208
‪你是不是...

557
00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:52,875
‪硬了?

558
00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:56,375
‪对不起 我控制不住

559
00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:58,291
‪-不 没关系
‪-好的

560
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:09,208
‪-该死 是我妈妈
‪-见鬼

561
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:10,166
‪你快走吧

562
00:36:14,666 --> 00:36:15,666
‪好

563
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,375
‪好痛!不要啊!

564
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:22,125
‪进来

565
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,083
‪-嘿
‪-你怎么来了?

566
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,833
‪没什么 就是想陪陪你

567
00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:33,916
‪-你没生我的气?
‪-没有

568
00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:36,333
‪-我对你大喊大叫 说你刻薄
‪-我知道

569
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:38,416
‪但后来我跟韦弗利老师谈过了

570
00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:42,791
‪他说你生气是因为
‪那能给你带来掌控感

571
00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:45,083
‪他说你大喊大叫

572
00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:48,041
‪其实是在逃避真实的感受

573
00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:50,708
‪也就是无助和悲伤

574
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:53,416
‪天啊 你们俩的关系太诡异了

575
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:55,416
‪你是想让他当你爸
‪还是想跟他上床啊?

576
00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:58,458
‪好吧 我走好了

577
00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:00,291
‪好啊 我不在乎

578
00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:02,083
‪好啊 很好 好极了 再见

579
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,458
‪进来

580
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:28,833
‪干吗?

581
00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:35,625
‪-我以为你走了
‪-想得美 穆拉基

582
00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:41,458
‪你怎么还没走?

583
00:37:42,541 --> 00:37:46,833
‪因为你需要我
‪还有 你别再像个刺猬一样了

584
00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:48,875
‪你不明白

585
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,458
‪没有人会明白

586
00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:55,750
‪你真的让我很生气 知道吗?

587
00:37:57,916 --> 00:37:59,416
‪你凭什么生我的气?

588
00:37:59,416 --> 00:38:03,041
‪因为你生病时 我立刻回来找你了

589
00:38:03,041 --> 00:38:05,791
‪没问任何问题
‪无论如何我都会陪着你

590
00:38:05,791 --> 00:38:08,416
‪我甘愿放下一切来陪你

591
00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,833
‪就因为你需要我

592
00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:15,500
‪我以为我可以忽略
‪你的所作所为给我带来的伤害

593
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,583
‪我伤害你?你在开玩笑吗?

594
00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:20,000
‪我知道我有错

595
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:23,708
‪我知道我害玛拉遇到了危险

596
00:38:23,708 --> 00:38:26,500
‪那是我这辈子最后悔的事

597
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:32,333
‪我无法想象你和强尼
‪会是怎样的感受 对此我真的很抱歉

598
00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:35,208
‪这份愧疚会一直存在我心里

599
00:38:35,208 --> 00:38:39,500
‪可你却就那么...抛弃了我

600
00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:44,166
‪你们所有人
‪强尼、肖恩、玛乔丽、巴德

601
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:47,291
‪你们都把我弃之不顾
‪就像根本不在乎我

602
00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:50,041
‪而我却把你们当家人

603
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:54,083
‪我以为我是穆拉基家光荣的一员
‪结果全是我一厢情愿

604
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:55,708
‪你不明白

605
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,333
‪没有人会明白

606
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:02,208
‪是我害死了她

607
00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:07,583
‪-凯特...
‪-都是我的错

608
00:39:07,583 --> 00:39:10,208
‪那晚本该是我出去扔垃圾的

609
00:39:10,208 --> 00:39:12,125
‪但库珀来了 我提前走了

610
00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:15,583
‪-但那也不是你的错啊
‪-是 就是我的错

611
00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:19,208
‪如果我有留下来好好上完班...

612
00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:23,500
‪可现在...

613
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:27,541
‪现在她再也没机会参加毕业舞会

614
00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:29,875
‪或者上大学了

615
00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:32,250
‪她再也没机会结婚

616
00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:34,125
‪或者生孩子了

617
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,416
‪而这都是我害的

618
00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:44,250
‪本该是我的 塔莉

619
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:47,875
‪死的原本应该是我

620
00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:51,458
‪同样的事 换做是强尼或者肖恩

621
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:53,958
‪你绝对不会把他们拒之门外

622
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,875
‪因为他们是你真正的家人

623
00:39:58,125 --> 00:39:59,166
‪而我不是

624
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,291
‪我从来都不是

625
00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:04,708
‪这一切只是个谎言

626
00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:08,833
‪我不知道该怎么原谅你

627
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:19,458
‪对不起 我之前把你拒之门外

628
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,500
‪你是我的家人

629
00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:25,416
‪但当我听到
‪你们俩是一起过来的时候 我就...

630
00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:28,750
‪我希望你能明白 我已经不是

631
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,541
‪车祸发生时的那个我了

632
00:40:31,541 --> 00:40:33,750
‪我知道你跟那时不一样了
‪但我也是呀

633
00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:37,625
‪可我们却一直假装一切还跟从前一样

634
00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:40,583
‪你表现得像是
‪当我说不想要新娘送礼会时

635
00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:43,291
‪意思就是
‪快他妈帮我办个新娘送礼会

636
00:40:47,541 --> 00:40:48,708
‪是 你说得对

637
00:40:49,791 --> 00:40:51,708
‪对不起 我应该听你的

638
00:40:53,541 --> 00:40:56,000
‪也许从某种程度上
‪我对你颐指气使是因为

639
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,083
‪我觉得是你把事情搞砸了
‪而我原谅了你 就比你高一截

640
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:04,375
‪-但你还没原谅我
‪-这需要一个过程 好吗?

641
00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:08,166
‪-那你这过程能快点吗?
‪-我在努力了 天啊

642
00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:18,375
‪我真的很努力

643
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,666
‪你觉得我们还能再回到
‪从前的萤火虫小巷姐妹花吗?

644
00:41:32,916 --> 00:41:34,541
‪我们依然是呀 你个混蛋

645
00:41:38,458 --> 00:41:42,208
‪如果连这件事都不能把我们分开
‪那我想再没什么能拆散我们了

646
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:45,666
‪谢谢你留下来

647
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:47,083
‪当然啦

648
00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:51,333
‪你以为“永远的萤火虫小巷姐妹花”
‪只是我说着玩的吗?

649
00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:01,208
‪凯特 我回来了

650
00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:03,875
‪你绝对不会相信发生了什么...

651
00:42:05,416 --> 00:42:06,666
‪你没事吧?

652
00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:09,041
‪西奥丢了一个睾丸

653
00:42:10,416 --> 00:42:12,541
‪-什么?
‪-婚约取消了

654
00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:15,000
‪我去拿酒

655
00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:19,291
‪然后他就躺在担架床上被推走了
‪还对我竖了中指

656
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,541
‪你在笑吗?

657
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
‪-没有
‪-这不好笑

658
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,541
‪他取消了我们的婚约

659
00:42:29,541 --> 00:42:31,625
‪这你能怪那家伙吗?

660
00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:35,125
‪我以为只要我一心想着西奥的好

661
00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:37,083
‪就能忽略我对强尼的感觉

662
00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:40,416
‪但好像我越想忽略它
‪它就变得越强烈

663
00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:44,333
‪-话说你有多努力忽略它啊?
‪-我用尽了全力 塔莉

664
00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:47,291
‪当然 是啊
‪我就喜欢用这种方式来忽略别人

665
00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:49,333
‪用跟他们上床的方式

666
00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:53,000
‪我真的会做这种事

667
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,666
‪这是场噩梦 好吗?

668
00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:57,000
‪我不想爱强尼 这是死路一条

669
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,875
‪-你确定吗?
‪-确定

670
00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:01,750
‪反正我这辈子的名声是毁了
‪我们就是对奸夫淫妇

671
00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:04,541
‪不 你们不是 你们只是一对相爱的人

672
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:08,291
‪我们的目标不一致
‪我想要婚姻和孩子 而他不想

673
00:43:08,291 --> 00:43:10,375
‪所以无论爱或不爱 我们注定没结果

674
00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:15,083
‪你进来时想跟我说什么来着?

675
00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:16,791
‪没什么 我今天见了克劳德

676
00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:19,833
‪-真的吗?在哪儿?
‪-不重要

677
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:26,708
‪重要的是我最好的朋友很难过
‪她需要裹满芝士的面团来给她安慰

678
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,625
‪那个披萨怎么这么久还没到?

679
00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:33,166
‪如果三分钟内还不到
‪我就要他们给我免单

680
00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:39,291
‪喂?

681
00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:42,875
‪-是强尼
‪-跟他说我不在

682
00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:45,791
‪她不在家 有话要我转达吗?

683
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:51,125
‪好吧 他说知道我是骗他的
‪他想跟你谈谈

684
00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:54,750
‪-告诉他我无话可说
‪-她跟你没话说

685
00:43:56,833 --> 00:44:00,291
‪他说:“我不想再胡闹了 穆拉基”

686
00:44:00,291 --> 00:44:01,666
‪很好 我也是

687
00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:04,333
‪我们都别再假装不爱对方了

688
00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:05,958
‪是啊 未免有点太迟了

689
00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:09,583
‪我们无法挽回对西奥造成的伤害
‪那是个可怕的错误

690
00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:12,500
‪但我们分开也是个错误

691
00:44:14,916 --> 00:44:16,916
‪今天为你掀开面纱的那一刻

692
00:44:17,541 --> 00:44:21,958
‪我满脑子只想着另一个男人
‪马上要在现实中为你掀开面纱了

693
00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:25,291
‪让另一个男人成为你的丈夫

694
00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:27,291
‪成为你孩子的父亲

695
00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:31,208
‪那将是我这辈子最大的遗憾

696
00:44:32,541 --> 00:44:34,250
‪凯特 愣着干什么 说话呀!

697
00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:37,750
‪强尼 听着 我只是...

698
00:44:38,916 --> 00:44:39,958
‪强尼?喂?

699
00:44:41,458 --> 00:44:44,208
‪搞什么啊?他就这么放弃了
‪你懂我意思吗?

700
00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:47,500
‪他光说了一堆漂亮话
‪完后就直接“拜拜 穆拉基”了

701
00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:51,125
‪好吧 至少披萨是免费的

702
00:44:55,916 --> 00:44:57,208
‪天哪 凯特!

703
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:04,291
‪嘿 穆拉基

704
00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:09,333
‪-你怎么...
‪-我之前在外面的付费电话亭

705
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:11,500
‪所以 你怎么说?

706
00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:14,375
‪你愿意嫁给我吗?

707
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:19,458
‪我愿意

708
00:45:20,541 --> 00:45:21,416
‪我愿意!

709
00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:26,791
‪谢天谢地 你俩可算修成正果了

710
00:45:40,666 --> 00:45:42,708
‪天啊 它太美了

711
00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:46,125
‪我喜欢!

712
00:46:02,041 --> 00:46:07,041
‪(我们会想念你的
‪莉莎凯伦)

713
00:46:07,041 --> 00:46:12,041
‪(愿她永远活在我们心里
‪安息吧 莉莎凯伦)

714
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:37,250
‪-对不起我发脾气了 亲爱的
‪-没关系

715
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:42,291
‪-对不起 我坐了塔莉阿姨的车
‪-不 你没做错什么 没事的

716
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,583
‪我都忘了她有多漂亮了

717
00:46:58,291 --> 00:46:59,125
‪丹尼

718
00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:03,041
‪你在这儿呢 新娘送礼会怎么样?

719
00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:06,625
‪充满灾难和美好

720
00:47:07,666 --> 00:47:08,958
‪美好的灾难

721
00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:11,583
‪怎么了?

722
00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:15,666
‪我有件事想问你

723
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:20,625
‪你可能会觉得...有点奇怪

724
00:47:23,833 --> 00:47:26,958
‪我们有那样一段过去 你和我...

725
00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:31,583
‪但对我来说 你真的很重要

726
00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:36,333
‪而且...你在我的人生中
‪占据了很重要的位置

727
00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:38,416
‪你到底想说什么 丹尼?

728
00:47:39,791 --> 00:47:40,833
‪塔露拉罗斯...

729
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:46,458
‪你愿意当我婚礼的伴娘吗?

730
00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:50,541
‪-天啊 丹尼 你吓死我了
‪-怎么啦?对不起

731
00:47:50,541 --> 00:47:52,291
‪你以为我要说什么?

732
00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:57,708
‪我不知道 但我愿意

733
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,500
‪-愿意?
‪-我当然愿意给你当伴娘啦

734
00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:03,666
‪太感谢了!

735
00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:16,833
‪你好呀 未婚妻

736
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:21,375
‪我一直在考虑

737
00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:24,583
‪我不想让某个
‪素未谋面的神父来主持婚礼

738
00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:28,333
‪主婚人应该是一个
‪了解我们、了解我们的过去

739
00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:30,750
‪爱我们、也被我们所爱的人

740
00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:31,791
‪你知道吗?

741
00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:33,958
‪对 我同意

742
00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:36,916
‪非她莫属

743
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:43,666
‪真的吗?你不怕她在婚礼上
‪抢了我们的风头吗?

744
00:48:43,666 --> 00:48:44,958
‪她当然会出风头了

745
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,541
‪但她也会让我们成为焦点

746
00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:52,625
‪而且再没有人
‪比她更了解、更在乎我们了

747
00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:56,166
‪无论顺境逆境

748
00:48:57,083 --> 00:49:00,750
‪好吧 但你能晚点
‪再打电话跟她说吗?我们先洗个澡

749
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,625
‪-我马上过去
‪-最好是这样

750
00:49:08,375 --> 00:49:09,375
‪你好

751
00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:12,083
‪我马上过去

752
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:16,083
‪凯特 我是阿克曼医生
‪抱歉这么晚打给你

753
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,708
‪没关系

754
00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,416
‪我的背感觉好多了

755
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:25,291
‪我做了你建议的伸展运动
‪真不好意思 还拿那种问题麻烦你

756
00:49:25,916 --> 00:49:27,666
‪没事 你能向我咨询 我很高兴

757
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:31,458
‪凯特 我看了你的X光片
‪有些地方我很担心

758
00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:34,958
‪希望你尽快来做个正子断层扫描

759
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:09,500
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